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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show is here, and get your butt at

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Speaker 1: It's the Jewels Show that's not the news. The news

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Speaker 1: is back to school. August is back to school months. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and so there's all kinds of studies and surveys being

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Speaker 1: August is back to school months. And they just did

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Speaker 1: the number one answer is obvious. Also pretty funny all

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Speaker 1: It's another Jewil phone frame morning. That's one. Hello. Hello, Yes,

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Speaker 1: my name is Ted Thibidel and I'm calling from Costco

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Speaker 1: Member Services. I was looking for Carmen. Yeah, this is Carmen. Carmen,

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Speaker 1: You know what? I'm pleased? The frogs in all lily

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Speaker 1: Just let you know, what, what do you mean they're

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Speaker 1: so did that sound like they were actually dead and gone,

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Speaker 1: them because I returned to too sprits is correct? Have

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Speaker 1: you ever heard of a dance that they do? I

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Speaker 1: think it's in Ireland, the jig? You ever hear that dance? Yes?

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Speaker 1: I call them and I say, the jig is up. No, No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: will you please stop saying that I'm sorry thing I

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Speaker 1: I feel bad. I don't want to dead go on

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Speaker 1: But at what moment did her mood change? Do you know?

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Speaker 1: There wasn't anything that, like you talked about that maybe

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Speaker 1: for today's first date follow up. Russ is on the phone,

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Speaker 1: So he thinks that might be what happened. Didn't say that,

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Speaker 1: thank you? All all right, here we go. Hello, I

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Speaker 1: may I speak to Lisa please? This is her? Hey, Lisa,

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Speaker 1: calling you because we do a segment on The Jewel

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Speaker 1: Day The First Day fall up, where if you go

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Speaker 1: And you recently went out on a date with a

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Speaker 1: all right, awesome Russ. Congratulations. Even though you creeped out

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Speaker 1: Yeah good, I'll wear my uncle one this time. Thank you,

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Speaker 1: and Lisa, I have a whole bunch of that perfume left.

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Speaker 1: If you want it, sure, bring it with you. That's

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Speaker 1: such expensive. Jubils First Date, follow up the Jubils Show

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Speaker 1: on demand Jubils Dirty Little Secret. I don't know what's

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Speaker 1: going on right now on the phone. Yeah, but it's

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Speaker 1: time for your dirty little secret. Text in four one

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Speaker 1: six one if you have a dirty little secret, and

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Speaker 1: everybody a fake anonymous nickname. We don't even ask what

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Speaker 1: your name is. I just picked up the phone though,

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Speaker 1: for today's dirty little Secret, and it sounds like we're

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Speaker 1: listening to a dirty Little Secret happened in action right now,

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Speaker 1: somebody's screaming or something. I don't know. Are you okay

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Speaker 1: on the phone? I'm not even gonna give you a name.

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna ask who you are? You? Are you okay? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm okay, man, I'm I'm fine right now, a little

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Speaker 1: a little, a little over over, but little I'm okay, okay.

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Speaker 1: So you are you a dad? Yeah? I'm a dad

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Speaker 1: with my two year old? Now are you a Wow?

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Speaker 1: That's very forward? I mean, is it? Are you a doulvey? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I mean why would you say no to that? I mean, yeah,

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Speaker 1: of course someone. Are you a mil Yeah? Well step dad,

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Speaker 1: that's a stealth you still? Yeah, yeah, I'm a stealth

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Speaker 1: English Evans what guilf He lost his virginity not that

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Speaker 1: long ago and he's with the same girl, and so

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Speaker 1: you're yeah, I don't know what you are, but anyway,

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Speaker 1: all right, Yeah, you want to tell us a dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret? You called up for that, and it sounds

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Speaker 1: like you're having trouble getting your two year old not

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Speaker 1: to be restless, but that's fine. Um, what's your dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret on the phone? Delf? No, Well, it's it's

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Speaker 1: kind of short. But you know, I have my family.

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Speaker 1: You know, they're a little overbearing, good over at top,

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Speaker 1: you know, always in my business and you know sometimes

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Speaker 1: got to get away fro Yeah. No, they're always in

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Speaker 1: my business. I mean to the point where it's just

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Speaker 1: nerve wrecking and I actually got to get away with.

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Speaker 1: What they don't know is that I got another house

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Speaker 1: near Vegas that I that I used to get away

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Speaker 1: from them. What sweet? Yeah, well it happens. Yeah, so

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Speaker 1: your family doesn't know that you had, like you have

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Speaker 1: another house. You tell me you're going out of town,

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Speaker 1: You're going out of town for work for a couple

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Speaker 1: of days. They just go to your other house that's

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Speaker 1: close to Vegas and just kick it for a while.

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Speaker 1: And you know, I just not even kick it. I

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Speaker 1: just sleep. I just left. And so like nobody in

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Speaker 1: your family knows this. Nobody nobody another house a secret? Yeah. Also, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know that's my business. I'm done on my account.

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Speaker 1: You know what it's like, You don't I don't know

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Speaker 1: anything about that much, you know. But are you married? Yes? WHOA?

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Speaker 1: So you're your wife doesn't even know? That's like having

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Speaker 1: another family, you know, you see those on the lifetime

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Speaker 1: movie channel all the time. She didn't even know you

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Speaker 1: have another house. Yeah, she doesn't know. She doesn't know.

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Speaker 1: But you know what that's because it is I inherited

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Speaker 1: that house with my mother. So all I'm doing is

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Speaker 1: playing property taxes on it. So it's not even anything

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Speaker 1: that they would. You know, it's bad than I had.

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Speaker 1: Why so you inherited the house. But I mean, would

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Speaker 1: your I would have imagine Alex and I'm married, by

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Speaker 1: the way, you didn't know that, and so I can

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Speaker 1: ask her questions like this, Alex, right, if I had

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Speaker 1: another house that you didn't know out as my wife,

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Speaker 1: would that be cool? Or would you be upset? I

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Speaker 1: mean I wouldn't know how I wouldn't know, right, right,

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Speaker 1: you didn't have another house, like because taxes and things

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Speaker 1: like that, But um, yeah, that's not cool. I would

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Speaker 1: want to know if we had a house in Vegas

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Speaker 1: near Vegas exactly, Well, where are we going to Vegas? Yeah? Well,

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Speaker 1: the way I handle is that, und I do all

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Speaker 1: the taxes, chouldn't handle any of the business in the film?

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, well I wouldn't make it easier. So in

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Speaker 1: other words, I should be skeptical that Alex is hiding

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Speaker 1: a house for me. That stuff, Well, thank you for

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Speaker 1: your dirty little secret. That's good. What's your dirty little secret?

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Speaker 1: Did Jebel show on demand? Welcome to the I n N,

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Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the

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Speaker 1: news For Thursday, August fifth, twenty twenty one. I'm Jewel Fresh,

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Speaker 1: and I'm going to tell you how you can become

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Speaker 1: ultra rich with almost zero effort in just a second. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so get your notepad out. But before that, let's meet

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Speaker 1: the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh and an entire NFL team

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Speaker 1: got jumped at practice this week and just wait to

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Speaker 1: hear who did it to them? And I'm English Heaven

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Speaker 1: and welcome aboard Ghetto Airlines. Under your seat, you'll find

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Speaker 1: a life jacket in case of an emergency landing, and

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Speaker 1: duct tape in case someone tries to grope you. All right,

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Speaker 1: we'll get to those stories in just a second before

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Speaker 1: your first story of the day. In the I end,

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Speaker 1: the Adian news networkers are destined as they report the news.

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Speaker 1: I told you I was gonna tell you become ultra

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Speaker 1: rich with zero effort. I lied, Wow, Sorry, and I

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Speaker 1: did that because I didn't think you would listen to

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Speaker 1: a headline about this story. But also I think at

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Speaker 1: the end of this story, I'll tell you how you

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Speaker 1: can get rich. Okay, I'll still teutrich was zero effort. Okay,

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Speaker 1: pretty much thereofort. Anyway, There's a seven year old Rhode

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Speaker 1: Island who's going viral because he started posting motivational videos online.

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Speaker 1: His name is Rowan Montgomery, and he started posting videos

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Speaker 1: like this, I want you guys to know that being

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Speaker 1: that believing in yourself is always the right thing to do.

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Speaker 1: He just started posting videos. I'm not Apparently he was

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Speaker 1: being bullied in school and then started up by YouTube

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Speaker 1: and his videos have been going viral. It's all just

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Speaker 1: motivational stuff. And he said he did it so that

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Speaker 1: he can make other people happy, so that they can

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Speaker 1: stand up to bullies as well. Oh I like that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: until he gets rich off those videos and becomes an

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Speaker 1: a hole. This kid, I just wanted to point it out,

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Speaker 1: like that's stronger than a lot of adults, a lot

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Speaker 1: of it, and a lot of adults are scared to

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Speaker 1: be positive just in general and be happy right and

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Speaker 1: go outside and be like like, there's the people that

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Speaker 1: fake it and you can see when they fake it.

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Speaker 1: You're like, I'm so happy my Instagram, look at all

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Speaker 1: my other pictures that I'm not a real human. I'm

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Speaker 1: just happy. I'm all happy all the time. And that's like,

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Speaker 1: that's not real. But the people who are just always

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Speaker 1: living in the negative, which I used to be one

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Speaker 1: of those, I'm admitting it. But it takes a lot

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Speaker 1: to stand up and be like, you know what, it's

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Speaker 1: fine to be positive and happy and cool, and some

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Speaker 1: people probably makes them angry because I think the old

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Speaker 1: men would have heard that seven year old would call

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Speaker 1: him an a hole before he got rich and became

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Speaker 1: an a hole. And I'll follow through so I don't.

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Speaker 1: So I'm not a liar to you. Guys. How can

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Speaker 1: you make a ton of money? Get old of that kid,

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Speaker 1: convince him to let you be his agent. Take twenty percent, yes,

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Speaker 1: seventy does a nous ten percent, So anyway, that's how

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Speaker 1: you can get rich. All right, this is the I

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Speaker 1: n N, the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just

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Speaker 1: in the news. For our next story of the day,

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Speaker 1: let's send it on over to Alex Fresh, who's on

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Speaker 1: location at the NFL wherever that is New York at

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Speaker 1: the Giants Stadium. So the New York Giants were at

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Speaker 1: practice this week when an all out brawl broke out

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Speaker 1: after running back Corey Clement got rocked by Jibral Peppers.

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Speaker 1: So they're tied in and cornerback ended up jumping in

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Speaker 1: to defend Clement because he thinks that it was like

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Speaker 1: a necessary hit, like a rough oh yeah. And then

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Speaker 1: it just like everybody decided to just jump in and

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Speaker 1: just yea, so they just gotta get a fight. I'm

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Speaker 1: just like, come on, guys, really, But the coach really

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Speaker 1: didn't like that, so Joe Judge ended up laying down

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Speaker 1: the law apparently. I guess he was really mad, really,

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Speaker 1: and then he like just hammered them for like the

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Speaker 1: rest of the practice, making them do like full hundred

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Speaker 1: yard windsprints over and over and over and then just

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Speaker 1: like a ton of push ups. But yeah, I think

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Speaker 1: they got the hint. So the coach of the team

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Speaker 1: had to literally go back to Raleigh when he was

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Speaker 1: coaching peewee football and we like, do I really Okay, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I guess we're gonna run then, guys, I guess we're

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Speaker 1: running today, because like they cannot wait to get in

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Speaker 1: fight ridiculous the dynamic of an adult team as well.

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Speaker 1: So funny that like a coach has the ability to

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Speaker 1: tell all these known men what to do. Men, by

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Speaker 1: the way, who could smash that guy? Like it's respect again, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's respect. They listened to him when he tells them

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Speaker 1: to run winsprints like they were seven years old. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's like, oh, I hope he's not too mad. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but you can't contain yourself from punching somebody in the

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Speaker 1: face one of your teammates. What is the NFL? After all?

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Speaker 1: That's true, That's all I have. Sending it back to

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Speaker 1: you very much, Alex. This is the i n N,

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Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: They report for our next story of the day. Let's

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Speaker 1: send them on over to English. Evan, who I think

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Speaker 1: is in the friendly skies again, I feel like I've

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Speaker 1: been in the skies for quite a while now. But

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Speaker 1: a Frontier Airlines flight crew was put on a temporary

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Speaker 1: paid leave after duct taping a passenger to his chair,

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Speaker 1: who inapprobably touched two flight attend Yeah, lose psycho. Well

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Speaker 1: right here is a psycho. So the good thing about

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Speaker 1: the internet is like, once the Internet got a hold

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Speaker 1: of the video, there was so much backlash that the

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Speaker 1: crew suspension was lifted and there's a further investigation now pending.

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Speaker 1: So like you know, I mean, normally when I hear

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Speaker 1: a story about this from the airlines, I just think

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Speaker 1: it's their fault in this case, hearing all the details

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Speaker 1: that guy deserved to be duct tape to the chair

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Speaker 1: rolled two of the fight, Attenant, right, I know, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's every when they punched like a dog in the

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Speaker 1: face for no reason because they or punch a guy

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Speaker 1: no reason. They'll punch you for no reason. But if

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Speaker 1: somebody grow up, somebody they does everybody duct tape to

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Speaker 1: a chair? I know, yeah, I would punch them if

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Speaker 1: I got groped files flight, Attenant. Good, you are about

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Speaker 1: the local job. You're about to lose a job, lady.

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Speaker 1: Hopefully that guy loses his job, So you're about to

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Speaker 1: Report from the I n N News The Jubil Show

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Speaker 1: on demand. It's another Jewbil phone frame mornings. That's twenties. Hello, hey, dad,

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Speaker 1: getting any sleep? What Hey? I'm sorry. I was just

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Speaker 1: I'm calling from hospital. I was looking for emmett Ah. Yeah,

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633
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Speaker 1: I'm also a new father myself. I my wife and

634
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:55,600
Speaker 1: I gave birth. I'm a little bit longer than you though,

635
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:57,320
Speaker 1: but my wife and I did have a baby not

636
00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:59,480
Speaker 1: that long ago. So it's just kind of joking around

637
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:01,440
Speaker 1: with you, saying, how are you sleeping? I'm sleeping great.

638
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:03,680
Speaker 1: But um, you know, just a just a new dad joke,

639
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:05,840
Speaker 1: another one new dad to another new dad, even though

640
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:10,680
Speaker 1: I've been a dad a little bit longer. Okay, So, um,

641
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:14,280
Speaker 1: what was about? Well, Um, we are just calling to

642
00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:15,800
Speaker 1: kind of check up on things. We do that from

643
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:20,680
Speaker 1: time to time. Just to make sure everybody's settling in. Okay. Um,

644
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:23,960
Speaker 1: and the baby and the family are doing well. Um.

645
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:25,680
Speaker 1: That's they did the same thing when I had one,

646
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:27,760
Speaker 1: and we were doing great. So how do you feel

647
00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:32,160
Speaker 1: bringing him home? Uh? We took him home, very excited

648
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:34,920
Speaker 1: to get him into his nursery. And uh, oh yeah,

649
00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:38,120
Speaker 1: did you did you customize the nursery yourself? Because we

650
00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:43,200
Speaker 1: did that? Uh? Yeah, yeah. We painted the walls ourselves. Nice.

651
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:46,680
Speaker 1: That's great. Yeah, we painted ours too. Um, but I

652
00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:49,680
Speaker 1: had somebody come in. I had an actual guy who

653
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:51,440
Speaker 1: does murals and stuff come in and make a mural

654
00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:54,280
Speaker 1: on our wall. Um. It looked great though, and it

655
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:56,000
Speaker 1: was so exciting to do. I mean, even though I

656
00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:57,640
Speaker 1: had him do it, I didn't really paint it myself,

657
00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:00,880
Speaker 1: but that was super exciting. Um. Yeah, so I'm just

658
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:05,720
Speaker 1: super exciting. Yeah, I'm sorry. Are you just trying to

659
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:10,360
Speaker 1: like tell me that you're a much better dad than me? Oh? No,

660
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:12,920
Speaker 1: not at all. I'm sorry that you get that impression.

661
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:15,880
Speaker 1: I don't know why you think that. Oh, it just

662
00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:19,520
Speaker 1: seems like you're taking everything I say and just telling

663
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:23,320
Speaker 1: me that you've done it better. Oh I'm so sorry. No,

664
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:25,640
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm really excited because, like I said, I'm

665
00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:27,040
Speaker 1: a new dad and you're a new dad, and I

666
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:28,600
Speaker 1: mean I've been a dad a little bit longer than

667
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:30,120
Speaker 1: you have, but I don't get to talk to many

668
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:31,720
Speaker 1: new dads that often, no matter how long they've been

669
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:34,400
Speaker 1: a dad. So it's just exciting. Um, I'll just get

670
00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:36,600
Speaker 1: back to the call because I'm sensing that you're a

671
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:39,040
Speaker 1: little frustrated, and I didn't mean for it to come

672
00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:41,959
Speaker 1: off like that. Um, is there any questions that you

673
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:46,520
Speaker 1: have for us about anything? Well, I guess it is.

674
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:49,560
Speaker 1: His poop is all different kinds of colors right now.

675
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:54,080
Speaker 1: Is that normal? Yeah? That, Um, yes, that is totally normal.

676
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:57,280
Speaker 1: That happens. You know, they're they're getting used to everything.

677
00:33:57,320 --> 00:34:01,400
Speaker 1: Are you using regular diapers or cloth or uh, we're

678
00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:04,600
Speaker 1: using regular diapers. Yeah, we use cloth at our house.

679
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:06,120
Speaker 1: I just didn't know what you thought about that. I mean,

680
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:08,080
Speaker 1: it takes a little extra work to clean them, but

681
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:10,840
Speaker 1: just going a little extra mile, that's just kind of

682
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:14,439
Speaker 1: me anyway. It is again. Yeah, you see how I said,

683
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:16,960
Speaker 1: asked about poop and you asked about diapers, and you

684
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:19,720
Speaker 1: just said that no difference. You brought up cloth diapers

685
00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:22,480
Speaker 1: take a little bit more extra time, a better I

686
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:24,439
Speaker 1: guess they do know. Well, No, no, it just means

687
00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:26,600
Speaker 1: it's you know, it's a little harder to deal with.

688
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:29,719
Speaker 1: That's all I meant. I didn't mean anything by that.

689
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:31,920
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry that you picked up. I'm so sorry

690
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:34,160
Speaker 1: about that. It might be that you're you're not getting

691
00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:37,600
Speaker 1: a lot of sleep, I mean ours a sleeping through

692
00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:39,640
Speaker 1: the night, but I'm sure you's a stand awake. No,

693
00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:43,440
Speaker 1: there it is again, you somehow our miracle dad who

694
00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:46,760
Speaker 1: can sleep better than a new dad. You're slightly longer

695
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:50,480
Speaker 1: as a dad, but you better. I'm so sorry about that. Okay,

696
00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:52,960
Speaker 1: Like I said, that was not my plan. I'm just

697
00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:56,000
Speaker 1: like it was dad to dad. I mean, you know,

698
00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:57,920
Speaker 1: I know you've been a dad, not quite as long

699
00:34:57,960 --> 00:34:59,399
Speaker 1: as I haven't been a dad, a little bit longer

700
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:01,480
Speaker 1: than you can get it. You've been a dad longer.

701
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:04,719
Speaker 1: You've probably been an longer than me too. What is

702
00:35:04,719 --> 00:35:07,719
Speaker 1: the point. Oh, well, the point is that this is

703
00:35:07,719 --> 00:35:09,680
Speaker 1: actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank

704
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:13,759
Speaker 1: on you and your wife. Say you up. She said

705
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:15,719
Speaker 1: that you guys just had a kid, and you get

706
00:35:15,719 --> 00:35:17,920
Speaker 1: really annoyed by one uppers so I figured why not

707
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:23,880
Speaker 1: combined the two? Oh? I hate yeah, you know what,

708
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:25,719
Speaker 1: I hate them too, but I just hate them, like

709
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:30,000
Speaker 1: maybe a little bit more than you wake up every

710
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:34,120
Speaker 1: morning with Jebil phone pranks the Jewel Show on demand.

711
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:38,839
Speaker 1: It's time Flour of the Roses only on the Jewbil Show.

712
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:40,600
Speaker 1: Kary is on the phone today for a War of

713
00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:42,400
Speaker 1: the Roses to catch cheater, and he thinks that his

714
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:45,120
Speaker 1: girlfriend Leslie might be cheating on him and I guess

715
00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:49,040
Speaker 1: it's because of a vacation. I don't know much more

716
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:51,560
Speaker 1: about it than that, but Zachary, thank you for emailing.

717
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:54,680
Speaker 1: Sorry that you are in this situation. Tell us a

718
00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:57,719
Speaker 1: little bit about what's going on. H yeah. So, m

719
00:35:58,080 --> 00:36:01,320
Speaker 1: my girlfriend at like, we've pretty much been broke throughout

720
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:04,480
Speaker 1: the pandemic like everybody else, you know, job's gone and

721
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:08,040
Speaker 1: uneployment and all this, and so all of a sudden,

722
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:10,879
Speaker 1: she's just like, hey, babe, I'm going on vacation. I'm

723
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:13,120
Speaker 1: going to Miami with one of my girlfriends this weekend.

724
00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:16,560
Speaker 1: How long have you guys been together. We've been together

725
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:19,880
Speaker 1: like a year, okay, okay, and you didn't know anything

726
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:23,520
Speaker 1: about a vacation. It's like Bam, I'm going on vacation. Yeah,

727
00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:25,239
Speaker 1: just out of the blue, like I'm going from my

728
00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:27,960
Speaker 1: girlfriends to Miami. And so I was a little weirded

729
00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:30,600
Speaker 1: out at first, and then I'm like, so I'm like okay, well,

730
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:33,400
Speaker 1: like where he's saying, where she was being all sketchy,

731
00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:36,400
Speaker 1: like wouldn't get in details, would mean like why did

732
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:38,680
Speaker 1: you tinerary? Like none of that kind of stuff, which

733
00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:40,640
Speaker 1: is I'm not being crazy asking me to that. I

734
00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:42,239
Speaker 1: just want to know, like where you're at so fighting,

735
00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:44,040
Speaker 1: make sure you're safe and stuff. You know. Has she

736
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:48,040
Speaker 1: gone on the vacation, Yeah, she already went. And I

737
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:50,520
Speaker 1: didn't hear anything during you know, nothing. I haven't really

738
00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:52,239
Speaker 1: heard anything like how it was or anything like that.

739
00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:55,440
Speaker 1: It's just really I gotta time those gut feeling that

740
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:57,880
Speaker 1: that she flew out there to see a guy, or

741
00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:00,440
Speaker 1: somebody flew her out there or something like that, like

742
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:02,279
Speaker 1: that's it's just my guy. I can't get rid of

743
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:04,439
Speaker 1: that feeling, that gut feeling. So did you see any

744
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:08,000
Speaker 1: pictures of like her and her friend together like on

745
00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:10,719
Speaker 1: Instagram or you said like that, No, I didn't. I

746
00:37:10,719 --> 00:37:13,719
Speaker 1: mean that's super sketchy. That's why I called you guys

747
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:16,080
Speaker 1: because I'd just I'm like, stick to my stomach about it.

748
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:18,600
Speaker 1: You know. Did you ask her about that? Yeah? I

749
00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:21,080
Speaker 1: asked her like, how was it? What you do all

750
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:22,480
Speaker 1: of sudden? She was just like, oh, it was fine

751
00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:24,600
Speaker 1: to be it fun. We was played out. I mean

752
00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:26,279
Speaker 1: more like my questions would be like, why are you

753
00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:28,920
Speaker 1: not telling me anything about this trip? And why have

754
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:30,520
Speaker 1: I not seen anything about it? And why did you

755
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:33,439
Speaker 1: just out of the blue take a trip? Well? Yeah,

756
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:35,600
Speaker 1: I mean I asked her all that stuff, like, you know,

757
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:37,160
Speaker 1: that doesn't really make a lot of sense where the

758
00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:38,840
Speaker 1: money come from. We're kind of broke. I mean, you

759
00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:41,160
Speaker 1: guys haven't been together that long, so it's not like

760
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:44,480
Speaker 1: you guys are married, right, And she was acting like

761
00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:47,560
Speaker 1: I was, you know, like prying into her business about

762
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:49,200
Speaker 1: her or whatever. I'm like, I'm not crying in your business.

763
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:50,960
Speaker 1: I need to know just some basics if we used

764
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:53,080
Speaker 1: some of your boyfriend, you know, like what if somebody happened?

765
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:55,400
Speaker 1: You know, do you guys live together? Yes, we do.

766
00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:57,799
Speaker 1: We do live together. Yeah. Yeah. Man. If she hasn't

767
00:37:57,840 --> 00:37:59,400
Speaker 1: been on vacation before, maybe that's just how she is

768
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:01,279
Speaker 1: on vacation. Maybe, yeah, she doesn't want to check in.

769
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:03,760
Speaker 1: Maybe she feels like you, you know, maybe she feels

770
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:06,000
Speaker 1: us controlling or something if you're asking her. I don't know.

771
00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:08,480
Speaker 1: So besides this weekend in Miami with her girlfriend, though

772
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:10,000
Speaker 1: she says she went on. Is there any other reason

773
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:13,040
Speaker 1: why you think she's cheating? I mean, since she got back,

774
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:16,040
Speaker 1: it's just been weird, just like not really talking too much.

775
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:18,400
Speaker 1: Definitely won't bring up Miami at all, you know, not

776
00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:22,040
Speaker 1: really saying anything or what. Just strength just weird. No,

777
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:25,120
Speaker 1: really defensive. If I do try and bring the weekend

778
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:27,839
Speaker 1: up again or whatever, I don't know. It's just okay, okay, Well,

779
00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:29,400
Speaker 1: she might be cheating. She might have went to Miami

780
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:31,000
Speaker 1: and got flown out and cheated on you. I think

781
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,440
Speaker 1: she is. We'll find out, maybe I will. Hopefully we'll

782
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:35,279
Speaker 1: find out. Have you thought of a way that we

783
00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:39,000
Speaker 1: could call her. Yeah, well, I kind of have an idea,

784
00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:42,000
Speaker 1: like call and pretend like you're an airline or maybe

785
00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:45,480
Speaker 1: you could be like a hotel calling from Miami and

786
00:38:45,719 --> 00:38:48,560
Speaker 1: they got her information when she stayed there last time

787
00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:50,680
Speaker 1: or something. They want to offer a free weekend or

788
00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:52,759
Speaker 1: a free night or something. Do you know the name

789
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:54,719
Speaker 1: of the hotel that she stayed out in Miami. Did

790
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:56,319
Speaker 1: you did you actually ever end up finding that out

791
00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:58,879
Speaker 1: or no? Yeah, yeah, I did actually end up finding

792
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:03,480
Speaker 1: out where she stayed. Okay. What's the name of the hotel? Okay,

793
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:05,960
Speaker 1: well that's good, it's not called Teeter's Paradise. Yeah, that's

794
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,319
Speaker 1: a lot she'd been given away. Well, I'll just call

795
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:11,520
Speaker 1: from there since she's stayed there, and then say thank

796
00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:13,040
Speaker 1: you for staying with us, and we'd love to offer

797
00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:15,839
Speaker 1: you another weekend getaway here, what if it wasn't under

798
00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:18,560
Speaker 1: her name? Boy, there's another thing. So many holes in

799
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:20,160
Speaker 1: the Okay, we need another reason to call her. Do

800
00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:21,640
Speaker 1: you have any other ideas of how we could call

801
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:26,839
Speaker 1: her because that one't work here. Um, she's been having

802
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:29,080
Speaker 1: problems with the cable company, and from that, maybe that

803
00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:32,640
Speaker 1: what's the what's the trouble with the cable? I just

804
00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:34,799
Speaker 1: know the cable's been going in and out. Okay, and

805
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:38,200
Speaker 1: there's some some like billing issues and stuff like that. Yeah,

806
00:39:38,239 --> 00:39:40,080
Speaker 1: and she's on the bill or you're on the bill,

807
00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:43,640
Speaker 1: she's on the bill. Okay. I think I think we

808
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:45,959
Speaker 1: figured and found it. All right, call from the cable

809
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:50,279
Speaker 1: company and say sorry, you've been having issues and then hopefully,

810
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:52,719
Speaker 1: hopefully I won't blow it up and screw it up

811
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:54,400
Speaker 1: like the ideas that I've just tried to come up

812
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:57,680
Speaker 1: with the caller. And then we'll we'll offers I don't know,

813
00:39:57,760 --> 00:39:59,840
Speaker 1: so we'll offer us some kind of a gift or

814
00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:02,160
Speaker 1: something thing. But and then I'll offer some flowers to

815
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:04,560
Speaker 1: send to someone special and see if she gives us

816
00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:07,520
Speaker 1: your name or someone else. Is okay, okay, it sounds good.

817
00:40:07,719 --> 00:40:09,080
Speaker 1: Play a song, come back, and then get you war

818
00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:11,359
Speaker 1: the Roses to catch Cheater. Next, it's a jewel show

819
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:13,000
Speaker 1: in the middle of war the Roses to catch a Cheater.

820
00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:15,240
Speaker 1: If you're just joining us. Zachary is on the phone

821
00:40:15,239 --> 00:40:18,319
Speaker 1: and he thinks his girlfriend, Leslie might have cheated on

822
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:22,120
Speaker 1: him because she went on a vacation to Jam. They've

823
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:26,680
Speaker 1: been together for a year, they lived together, and recently

824
00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:29,880
Speaker 1: she did something a little out of the ordinary. She

825
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:32,439
Speaker 1: decided to take a trip to Miami out of the blue.

826
00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:35,520
Speaker 1: Said she was going with a girlfriend, and Zachary doesn't

827
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:37,880
Speaker 1: believe that she actually went with one of her friends.

828
00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:40,440
Speaker 1: She hasn't really talked about the trip, and all the

829
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:42,799
Speaker 1: whole thing seemed to sketchy. To him. So we're going

830
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:44,879
Speaker 1: to call her from the cable company because I guess

831
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:47,560
Speaker 1: they've been having issues with their cable and offer her

832
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:51,320
Speaker 1: some flowers to say sorry for the trouble, lovely, and

833
00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:54,560
Speaker 1: see if she gives us Zachary's name for the card

834
00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:56,759
Speaker 1: or someone else's. All right, Zachary, are you ready to

835
00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:59,759
Speaker 1: call her? Yeah? I'm ready. Okay, cool. Here we go

836
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:14,320
Speaker 1: off on them right now. Hello, Hi, this is calling

837
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:21,719
Speaker 1: from cable. I was looking for Leslie. Yes, this is Leslie. Leslie, Hi,

838
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:24,080
Speaker 1: how are you. I'm gonna just go ahead and get

839
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:26,719
Speaker 1: it right out there in the open. I know that

840
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:32,120
Speaker 1: you have not been pleased with us lately. Oh did you? Yeah?

841
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:34,000
Speaker 1: I did till out one of those like survey things

842
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:35,839
Speaker 1: that I was sent. I don't know if you've got

843
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:40,319
Speaker 1: that feedback. We're calling to um, you know, the subscribers

844
00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:43,240
Speaker 1: in your area. We're calling to say we're really sorry

845
00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:47,160
Speaker 1: about everything that's gone on, and we would like to

846
00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:49,279
Speaker 1: try to make it better, and please don't leave us

847
00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:52,080
Speaker 1: for another service. I'm kind of on the fence to

848
00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:54,440
Speaker 1: be honest with you about you know, wanting to concil

849
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:56,440
Speaker 1: now because if it goes on much longer, I'm not

850
00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:59,279
Speaker 1: gonna be able to continue. I was hoping for different news,

851
00:41:59,719 --> 00:42:02,239
Speaker 1: but I can't say I'm surprised. I also can say

852
00:42:02,239 --> 00:42:06,560
Speaker 1: I'm really sorry about this. And on behalf of Cable

853
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:10,120
Speaker 1: would like to offer you a gift to say thank

854
00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:12,120
Speaker 1: you for your patients and we will get it figured out.

855
00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:15,959
Speaker 1: Just give us a little bit of time. Yeah, okay, sure,

856
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:18,520
Speaker 1: we're just asking all the customers in your area, like

857
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:20,319
Speaker 1: I said, to just be a little more patient with us.

858
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:22,200
Speaker 1: Give us about give us a couple of weeks. We're

859
00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:24,600
Speaker 1: upgrading some stuff and it'll be all figured out. And

860
00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:28,560
Speaker 1: in the meantime, would like to offer you the next

861
00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:33,480
Speaker 1: five months for free. So that's good. Totally free for

862
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:35,040
Speaker 1: the next five months. Yeah, I don't know why they

863
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:37,320
Speaker 1: didn't do six months on that. But also as a

864
00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:40,240
Speaker 1: way of saying thank you, we'd like to send some roses,

865
00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:43,799
Speaker 1: twelve roses, a dozen red roses to someone special in

866
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:47,080
Speaker 1: your life if you want to do that. Yeah, I

867
00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:48,840
Speaker 1: don't know anyone really. I don't have a guy in

868
00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:52,360
Speaker 1: my life right now that would appreciate flowers. So I

869
00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:54,520
Speaker 1: have some other options, so flowers is not a good option.

870
00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:57,440
Speaker 1: We have a man box, which is it's full of

871
00:42:57,480 --> 00:43:01,319
Speaker 1: like man stuff. It's really weird. Why would you guys

872
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:04,200
Speaker 1: be giving me that. I guess what they're trying to

873
00:43:04,239 --> 00:43:07,719
Speaker 1: do is to say thank you and do something nice

874
00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:11,399
Speaker 1: for someone that you care about. Well, I think I'll

875
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:13,560
Speaker 1: go with the man box since you're offering that. I mean,

876
00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:15,560
Speaker 1: as long as it's not cheap products. If it's good

877
00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:20,040
Speaker 1: quality stuff, it's good stuff. Yeah, actually I do. If

878
00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:24,000
Speaker 1: someone can send it to his name is Eric, and

879
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:26,399
Speaker 1: you can write a card or something with it too

880
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:33,000
Speaker 1: if you want m Yeah, how about you know I

881
00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:37,120
Speaker 1: borrowed your supplies when we were together last time. You know, here,

882
00:43:37,239 --> 00:43:40,759
Speaker 1: I am making up for it. I would ask for

883
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:42,400
Speaker 1: the address right now, but I don't even think I'm

884
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:46,600
Speaker 1: gonna need that. Why what do you mean? Well, I

885
00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:48,520
Speaker 1: don't think I'm gonna need it because it's definitely not

886
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:51,400
Speaker 1: going to your house because your boyfriend is called Zachary

887
00:43:52,160 --> 00:44:01,000
Speaker 1: and not Eric. What the what, Leslie, I'm sure you're thinking,

888
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,680
Speaker 1: what the f two? This is actually The Jewel Show.

889
00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:06,359
Speaker 1: My name is Jewel, and mine's Alex Fresh and minds

890
00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:08,279
Speaker 1: English Evan, and it's the Jewel Show. It's a radio

891
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:10,760
Speaker 1: show where we catch people cheating. Sometimes and it sounds

892
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:16,879
Speaker 1: like you are Oh my god, I'm so confused right now.

893
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:19,920
Speaker 1: I knew. I knew when you went to Miami that

894
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:22,120
Speaker 1: you went to go see somebody else. I knew it, Leslie,

895
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:25,520
Speaker 1: I knew it. You're being all sketchy and all didn't

896
00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:28,160
Speaker 1: want to tell me anything. And now Who's Who's Eric?

897
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:32,840
Speaker 1: Who is this guy? You are so controlling all the time,

898
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:35,880
Speaker 1: like I have friends and you want me to stay

899
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:38,239
Speaker 1: home all the time, not spending money because you're broke.

900
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:41,000
Speaker 1: But I am not broke. So if I want to

901
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,520
Speaker 1: go and just have a good time Miami, not I

902
00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:46,000
Speaker 1: don't want to have to call you every hour or

903
00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:47,799
Speaker 1: text you every five minutes like you want to do

904
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:50,719
Speaker 1: all the time like I was when I asked you

905
00:44:50,719 --> 00:44:52,920
Speaker 1: to do that at all. I just I asked you

906
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:55,080
Speaker 1: where you were staying, what girlfriend you were going with.

907
00:44:55,719 --> 00:44:59,319
Speaker 1: That's it. That's all I want to know, or something

908
00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:04,360
Speaker 1: that happens. There's nothing like this is so dramatic that

909
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:06,799
Speaker 1: we're on the radio right now and you're trying to

910
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:09,920
Speaker 1: embarrass me and put me on the spot because Miami,

911
00:45:10,239 --> 00:45:12,480
Speaker 1: because see some do like you flew to Miami to

912
00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:14,680
Speaker 1: go cheat up. That's why I'm doing this because I

913
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:16,920
Speaker 1: tried to ask you at home about you wouldn't talk

914
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:19,719
Speaker 1: about it. You want to say a thing? What I

915
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:23,719
Speaker 1: want to know? Who the Who's Eric? Okay, I'm just

916
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:25,359
Speaker 1: sending its someone I met that. I'm sending a man

917
00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:28,480
Speaker 1: box too, Like, first of all, you would even want that?

918
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:31,160
Speaker 1: That has nothing to do Who's Eric? Stop trying? Who

919
00:45:31,239 --> 00:45:37,920
Speaker 1: is Eric? It's a friend of a friend. Where'd you

920
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:40,319
Speaker 1: meet Eric? How'd you meet Eric? What? Like? Who's Eric?

921
00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:42,360
Speaker 1: Needs to go through all the time. And this is

922
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:44,000
Speaker 1: why again, I don't want to have to tell you

923
00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:46,160
Speaker 1: things because it's not even serious, but you build it

924
00:45:46,239 --> 00:45:48,880
Speaker 1: up to be something it's not. This is a perfect

925
00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:50,440
Speaker 1: example of why it is not going to work out

926
00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:52,640
Speaker 1: between us. I cannot keep doing this with you. It

927
00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:56,120
Speaker 1: is exhausting. I know that you're exteet on you, but

928
00:45:56,239 --> 00:45:59,440
Speaker 1: like you just keep trying to accuse me a thing,

929
00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:02,480
Speaker 1: So I cannot do this anymore. This is my breaking point.

930
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:05,680
Speaker 1: Wouldn't really, I'm not accusing you of things you said

931
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:08,480
Speaker 1: somebody else's name, some dude named Eric. I have no

932
00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:10,239
Speaker 1: clue who that is. He's like, oh, friend of a

933
00:46:10,239 --> 00:46:15,399
Speaker 1: friend's so tell me again he is there? Let's try

934
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:19,319
Speaker 1: this again. I said it already, fine, I said, he's

935
00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:23,040
Speaker 1: a friend of a friend, not somebody that I'm cheating

936
00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:25,839
Speaker 1: on you with. But again, I cannot be in this

937
00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:28,200
Speaker 1: type of relationship, Like I'm not in high school anymore.

938
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:30,520
Speaker 1: If he's just some friends of a friend, why are

939
00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:32,600
Speaker 1: you sending him stuff? And why and by the way,

940
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:35,560
Speaker 1: why the message didn't say I used your stuff last

941
00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:39,040
Speaker 1: weekend when we were together. Whatever? Yeah, I forgot got

942
00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:42,360
Speaker 1: all about that. Does that mean we're sleeping together? Go?

943
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:45,080
Speaker 1: It means I didn't have stuff when I travel so

944
00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:47,120
Speaker 1: from some guy. So you did go with him? So

945
00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:50,640
Speaker 1: he did go with him to Miami. I did not

946
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:54,359
Speaker 1: go with him to Miami. You met him in Miami? Then, yes,

947
00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:57,239
Speaker 1: he was there and like he was actually picking us

948
00:46:57,239 --> 00:46:59,160
Speaker 1: out and showing us a good time. That's all it was.

949
00:47:00,239 --> 00:47:02,400
Speaker 1: Time you had to stayed with him, right if you

950
00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:05,839
Speaker 1: used all the sh So are we done here? Did

951
00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:09,000
Speaker 1: you guys get all your answers? I mean, I'm good,

952
00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:11,400
Speaker 1: I think I got all mine. Zachary, I'm sure you

953
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:13,320
Speaker 1: didn't get all your answers, but you basically got the

954
00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:17,520
Speaker 1: biggest answer. Yeah, I got the biggest answer, which is um,

955
00:47:17,719 --> 00:47:20,760
Speaker 1: you lie and um don't tell the truth about stuff clearly.

956
00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:23,239
Speaker 1: So whatever you don't want to set up, you know,

957
00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:25,160
Speaker 1: then find you have to live with that, not me.

958
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:29,160
Speaker 1: All right, Well, congratulations you guys keep doing your great

959
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:34,600
Speaker 1: work wrecking homes. All right, all right, we will. Well,

960
00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:36,080
Speaker 1: I mean, she says you're not cheating, but I know

961
00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:38,040
Speaker 1: that's not true. I mean, the stuff doesn't make sense.

962
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:43,200
Speaker 1: It's very ob Yeah. Well, Zachary, Um, good luck with everything.

963
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:46,840
Speaker 1: And sorry you had to hear that news. That's trudy.

964
00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:48,640
Speaker 1: At least that's found out. Thanks for your help. Yeah,

965
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:53,400
Speaker 1: the Jewil shows were of the roses. The Jewils Show

966
00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:59,080
Speaker 1: on demand, Jubils Dirty little Secret. It's time for your

967
00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:01,520
Speaker 1: dirty little secret. Remember texting four one six one. If

968
00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:03,279
Speaker 1: you have a dirty little secret, you can tell us

969
00:48:03,320 --> 00:48:05,920
Speaker 1: whatever you want, literally anything you want. You're free to

970
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:07,800
Speaker 1: say whatever. Because we don't even ask what your name is.

971
00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:10,319
Speaker 1: You always remain anonymous. That's why everybody who calls in

972
00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:13,560
Speaker 1: gets a fake anonymous nickname. And on the phone right now,

973
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:15,320
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say a word than Alex Rashi's say a

974
00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:16,880
Speaker 1: word than English. Devin'll say a word and that'll be

975
00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:18,080
Speaker 1: the name of the caller that's on the phone, and

976
00:48:18,239 --> 00:48:22,239
Speaker 1: on the phone right now is nos Coulio goes. Knows.

977
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:26,040
Speaker 1: Coulio goes, I don't know what that sounds like. But anyway,

978
00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:28,480
Speaker 1: what's up. It's like in the nursery room, knows. Coulio goes, Yeah,

979
00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:29,600
Speaker 1: it does sound like a nurse room. That's what I

980
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:33,560
Speaker 1: was thinking of, doctor SEUs? Right, anyway, what's up? No,

981
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:39,560
Speaker 1: Culio goes, Hey, doctor SEUs has my birthday. Oh that's

982
00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:41,560
Speaker 1: kind of He's not a great guy anymore, is he.

983
00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:43,440
Speaker 1: He's dead, but he wasn't a good guy when he

984
00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:44,759
Speaker 1: was alive. A lot of people don't know that about

985
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:50,239
Speaker 1: him anyway. All right, so what's your dirty little secret? Well, um,

986
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:57,200
Speaker 1: I have a sister and she's kind of quirky, I'll say,

987
00:48:57,440 --> 00:49:05,480
Speaker 1: And she has this weird habit of cutting her fingernails

988
00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:09,520
Speaker 1: or her co nails and then sprinkling it over her

989
00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:14,520
Speaker 1: ice cream and her what what you know? What you're

990
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:19,320
Speaker 1: telling somebody else's real little secret? Yeah? Wait what she

991
00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:22,440
Speaker 1: puts it? What this is? No? Now, this whole thing

992
00:49:22,520 --> 00:49:26,560
Speaker 1: is confused. And she eats it and eats it. I

993
00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:29,440
Speaker 1: mean I haven't personally seen her eat it. I cannot

994
00:49:29,560 --> 00:49:33,200
Speaker 1: vouch for that, but I can vouch for her cutting

995
00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:36,800
Speaker 1: her nails and sprinkling it over ice cream. Is it

996
00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:40,120
Speaker 1: something that she's done since she was a kid. This

997
00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:43,320
Speaker 1: is something that's been ongoing and nobody knows it. And

998
00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:45,880
Speaker 1: I'm only saying it because she's trying to hit on

999
00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:50,160
Speaker 1: this guy that I like. Is she younger or older

1000
00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:54,360
Speaker 1: than you? She's my older sister and I'm her baby sister.

1001
00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:57,359
Speaker 1: So it's just I just I had to get it out.

1002
00:49:57,640 --> 00:49:59,840
Speaker 1: It's funny. I had to get it out to someone

1003
00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:03,520
Speaker 1: who better than you guys, So that's true. I agree

1004
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:05,799
Speaker 1: with that. I don't think i've ever heard somebody else

1005
00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:08,160
Speaker 1: call up and tell somebody else's dirty, nasty secret. I'm

1006
00:50:08,160 --> 00:50:10,440
Speaker 1: glad you told us this one though. That's disgusting. And

1007
00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:13,719
Speaker 1: also if you want to call up and urning, it's concerning.

1008
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:17,000
Speaker 1: And that's why, I mean, what is the concerning part

1009
00:50:17,040 --> 00:50:20,239
Speaker 1: for you? Well, it's my sister, and I don't think

1010
00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:24,480
Speaker 1: that's very healthy. I don't mean it all kinds of stuff.

1011
00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:29,080
Speaker 1: I mean, it's almost like, you know, if you okay

1012
00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:31,440
Speaker 1: type of thing. It's it's kind of like a pseudo

1013
00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:34,200
Speaker 1: crime for help. Really, Yeah, she's good. I mean, if

1014
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:36,440
Speaker 1: that's just her dirty secret. I mean, it's an odd

1015
00:50:36,480 --> 00:50:39,879
Speaker 1: thing to do, I think, But hey, I can't really

1016
00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:44,000
Speaker 1: judge because I've never cut my fingernails and put it

1017
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:46,920
Speaker 1: over ice cream, because I've not done my tone els

1018
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:50,960
Speaker 1: either try it, So yeah, I don't. I can't say.

1019
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:52,839
Speaker 1: I can't really say if that's gross or not, because

1020
00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:54,600
Speaker 1: it might be the most delicious thing I've ever taste.

1021
00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:56,440
Speaker 1: It might, but I don't think it is. A lot

1022
00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:58,160
Speaker 1: of stuff goes well with ice cream, but I don't

1023
00:50:59,239 --> 00:51:02,440
Speaker 1: one day. Yeah, I would highly doubt it. But you

1024
00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:04,719
Speaker 1: know what, again, I don't have experience, and I don't

1025
00:51:04,719 --> 00:51:09,840
Speaker 1: think I want to know. Just stick to reason. Do

1026
00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:12,799
Speaker 1: your parents know that she has done this since growing up?

1027
00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:17,279
Speaker 1: And my parents don't know actually, because that's why I'm

1028
00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:20,320
Speaker 1: calling you. And I don't know if I should reveal

1029
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:22,400
Speaker 1: this to my parents or just leave it up to

1030
00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:26,279
Speaker 1: her to discuss and kind of talk about, because like

1031
00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:29,600
Speaker 1: I said, it's quite concerning for me as her sister.

1032
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:32,120
Speaker 1: So well, thank you for calling up and telling her secret.

1033
00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:33,840
Speaker 1: That's cool if you want to do that. Text in

1034
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:35,600
Speaker 1: four six one. If you have someone else's secret you

1035
00:51:35,600 --> 00:51:38,040
Speaker 1: want to tell everybody remains anonymous. So it's fine, I

1036
00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:42,520
Speaker 1: don't know who it is. That's it. But maybe if

1037
00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:44,680
Speaker 1: you're concerned, you should just have a conversation with her

1038
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:48,120
Speaker 1: instead of like alerting other people to her secret. Just go, hey,

1039
00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:54,759
Speaker 1: I know your secret. I know you like eating ice cream. Yeah,

1040
00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:57,480
Speaker 1: maybe it's the approach. I get it. And and you know,

1041
00:51:57,520 --> 00:51:59,719
Speaker 1: the best way to get someone to really see what

1042
00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:03,439
Speaker 1: you're talking about is approach the conversation with understanding. Don't

1043
00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:06,400
Speaker 1: judge her right, understand that she does it for her reason,

1044
00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:08,440
Speaker 1: whatever it is, you don't understand it, and to fully

1045
00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:10,960
Speaker 1: understand that, you need to sit down with her and

1046
00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:16,840
Speaker 1: share a bowl of fingernail ice cream. Embraced the serious

1047
00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:21,279
Speaker 1: here chul hitment. Yeah for your advice, I appreciated. I

1048
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:22,799
Speaker 1: don't think you're going to try the ice cream. It's

1049
00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:26,799
Speaker 1: a fungus Sunday, not a fush Sunday. I'm definitely not

1050
00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:31,200
Speaker 1: going to try that ice screamed, Okay, what's your dirty

1051
00:52:31,239 --> 00:52:37,719
Speaker 1: little secret? The Jebel Show on demand The Hello everyone again,

1052
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:43,440
Speaker 1: it's me No Henrik Dugberger. Who it's time fall Yeah,

1053
00:52:44,320 --> 00:52:48,719
Speaker 1: zeb It's time to beat Zebritt beating because it is

1054
00:52:48,760 --> 00:52:51,880
Speaker 1: just also stupid Yeah, it's just time for beatz brit.

1055
00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:54,320
Speaker 1: It is the only American game show with the English

1056
00:52:54,360 --> 00:52:57,960
Speaker 1: dummy answering trivia questions with a weird German dune centtro Yeah,

1057
00:52:58,160 --> 00:53:01,799
Speaker 1: beats zebritt yea who was ready to stop me? I'm

1058
00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:04,279
Speaker 1: gonna when am I? I'm wondering myself, like, when is

1059
00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:07,440
Speaker 1: he gonna stop doing the thing? Yeah, I'm done with that.

1060
00:53:07,520 --> 00:53:09,279
Speaker 1: Now it is time to beat the brit though, and

1061
00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:11,840
Speaker 1: on the phone to play English Evan at trivia is Jason.

1062
00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:15,600
Speaker 1: What's up, Jason? How are you good? How are you Jason? Jason?

1063
00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:19,799
Speaker 1: Do you spell it with why? No? It's I J

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00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:23,560
Speaker 1: A S I N H A T two. The first

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00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:29,359
Speaker 1: name is Jason, Ja'm like normal jr. Last name I

1066
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:33,800
Speaker 1: was confused by the whole situation name oh man. Okay,

1067
00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:35,640
Speaker 1: it's time to beat the brit English even is out

1068
00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:37,080
Speaker 1: of the studio. The game is played like this. You

1069
00:53:37,080 --> 00:53:38,960
Speaker 1: got thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible. If

1070
00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:40,640
Speaker 1: you don't know one, just say pass and you have

1071
00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:42,640
Speaker 1: to beat English Evan out right to win. All right, Jason,

1072
00:53:42,760 --> 00:53:50,080
Speaker 1: here we go. Your time starts me out. How long

1073
00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:54,560
Speaker 1: does it take to hard boil one egg? What country

1074
00:53:54,640 --> 00:53:59,640
Speaker 1: is a most visited by international tourist. Zion Fiza claims

1075
00:53:59,680 --> 00:54:02,120
Speaker 1: to be the world's greatest polyglott being able to speak

1076
00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:06,239
Speaker 1: how many different languages world? In? What state did the

1077
00:54:06,239 --> 00:54:09,560
Speaker 1: first official American baseball game take place? New York? What

1078
00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:14,400
Speaker 1: summer Olympic sport is the most popular to watch? What

1079
00:54:14,560 --> 00:54:18,520
Speaker 1: was that? Okay? Got that in on time and your

1080
00:54:18,560 --> 00:54:20,160
Speaker 1: time is up. I think you did a good job, Jason,

1081
00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:23,520
Speaker 1: although that one question about the language thing, I didn't

1082
00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:25,879
Speaker 1: even understand the language. The question was in with those

1083
00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:33,280
Speaker 1: words and Pollylot is someone who can speak multip languages.

1084
00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:34,920
Speaker 1: I figured that after you said it. But then it

1085
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:36,759
Speaker 1: was like the other the name and stuff too. It

1086
00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:38,560
Speaker 1: was all for me. I just didn't Okay, so should

1087
00:54:38,560 --> 00:54:40,880
Speaker 1: I just no, No, it's good question, it's a great question.

1088
00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:42,799
Speaker 1: I wasn't ripping on it. I was just saying it's

1089
00:54:42,840 --> 00:54:45,359
Speaker 1: funny because I just just you know, anyway, we'll bring

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00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:47,160
Speaker 1: English having back in the studio. So, Jason, this is

1091
00:54:47,160 --> 00:54:50,400
Speaker 1: a time where we ask you something about yourself. Well,

1092
00:54:50,400 --> 00:54:53,120
Speaker 1: I mean that's going in spectacular, but one thing that

1093
00:54:53,239 --> 00:54:56,600
Speaker 1: is bothers. I cannot watch anything and have being me

1094
00:54:56,640 --> 00:54:59,120
Speaker 1: kind of noise going on like being me kind of

1095
00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:02,640
Speaker 1: like nick in any So, if you watch like a

1096
00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:05,719
Speaker 1: comedy and people laugh next to you, keep it down.

1097
00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:09,080
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm looking at him for sure. I mean, so,

1098
00:55:09,160 --> 00:55:13,399
Speaker 1: are you in a relationship. I'm gonna say, you know, yeah?

1099
00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:17,839
Speaker 1: Are they happy? It bugs you that much? Though? Yeah? Well,

1100
00:55:17,840 --> 00:55:19,560
Speaker 1: I mean it isn't It doesn't bug me. It's just

1101
00:55:19,880 --> 00:55:21,760
Speaker 1: I don't ask me what happened because I was listening

1102
00:55:21,760 --> 00:55:24,680
Speaker 1: to you. Oh, you can't concentrate, that's the problem. I'm

1103
00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:26,319
Speaker 1: married to Alex and you didn't know that. And she's

1104
00:55:26,320 --> 00:55:28,840
Speaker 1: a mom and mom's they can listen to like seventy

1105
00:55:28,840 --> 00:55:31,560
Speaker 1: five different conversations at once and keep up. Yeah, And

1106
00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:35,640
Speaker 1: I'm like, stop moving their phone. I gotta look out

1107
00:55:35,680 --> 00:55:37,520
Speaker 1: the phone because the voice is coming out of it.

1108
00:55:37,920 --> 00:55:41,080
Speaker 1: I have to pretend I can see the voice. Anyway.

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00:55:41,320 --> 00:55:43,560
Speaker 1: That's cool, Jason, glad to know that about you. And

1110
00:55:43,600 --> 00:55:45,759
Speaker 1: now it's time to see if English Evan can beat

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00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:49,040
Speaker 1: you at trivia was here we go? Look, thank you

1112
00:55:49,120 --> 00:55:52,440
Speaker 1: English Evan, your time starting now. How long does it

1113
00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:55,640
Speaker 1: take to hard boil one egg? Two minutes? What country

1114
00:55:55,680 --> 00:56:00,680
Speaker 1: is the most visited by international tourists England? Fizzle claims

1115
00:56:00,719 --> 00:56:03,120
Speaker 1: to be the world's greatest polyglot, being able to speak

1116
00:56:03,160 --> 00:56:06,440
Speaker 1: how many different languages twenty four in What state did

1117
00:56:06,440 --> 00:56:10,520
Speaker 1: the first official American baseball game take place? Kansas? What

1118
00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:12,920
Speaker 1: summer Olympic sport is the most popular to watch? That

1119
00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:16,000
Speaker 1: was a city? What did you say? What summer Olympic

1120
00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:20,080
Speaker 1: sport is the most popular to watch? Um and your time?

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00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:23,800
Speaker 1: Kansas is a state? Kansas City. I feel like you

1122
00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:28,080
Speaker 1: destroyed me. Really, I don't think so. It's fine out sarcastic.

1123
00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:32,799
Speaker 1: Get the score first with our executive producer Brad Um. Yeah.

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00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:37,600
Speaker 1: Zero's all around. Everybody failed miserably zero zero. Tide does

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00:56:37,680 --> 00:56:39,839
Speaker 1: go to the house, which means, right now English, Evan

1126
00:56:40,280 --> 00:56:42,480
Speaker 1: has one. But remember a point could be taken away

1127
00:56:42,480 --> 00:56:44,279
Speaker 1: from him. He could be negative and you could win

1128
00:56:44,320 --> 00:56:47,600
Speaker 1: with a zero. So keep hope alive and let's go

1129
00:56:47,640 --> 00:56:49,799
Speaker 1: over the answers. How long does it take to hard

1130
00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:52,680
Speaker 1: boil one egg? Six to seven minutes? What country is

1131
00:56:52,680 --> 00:56:56,080
Speaker 1: the most visited by international tourist France? Oh Zat Fizza

1132
00:56:56,120 --> 00:56:57,960
Speaker 1: claims to be the world's greatest polyglot, being able to

1133
00:56:57,960 --> 00:57:01,040
Speaker 1: speak how man different languages at fifty nine over seven

1134
00:57:01,080 --> 00:57:03,239
Speaker 1: dollars languages, by the way, that's amazing. And what stage

1135
00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:05,520
Speaker 1: of the first official American Baseball game take place in

1136
00:57:05,520 --> 00:57:08,319
Speaker 1: New Jersey? Joy? What summer Olympic sport is the most

1137
00:57:08,320 --> 00:57:11,400
Speaker 1: popular to watch? Gymnastics? Oh yeah, I was between that

1138
00:57:11,440 --> 00:57:13,759
Speaker 1: and track and field. So you guys both suck, all right,

1139
00:57:13,880 --> 00:57:16,360
Speaker 1: very much? Then guess what you both lose? Yeah, both

1140
00:57:16,360 --> 00:57:19,720
Speaker 1: lose for losing. I'm going to send you some jewel shows. Fuck,

1141
00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:21,320
Speaker 1: So hang on the line and I'll get your info.

1142
00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:24,160
Speaker 1: All right, Jason, all right, thank you. Congratulations. You lost

1143
00:57:24,200 --> 00:57:26,520
Speaker 1: it beat the brit but so did English. Evan, everybody

1144
00:57:26,600 --> 00:57:30,040
Speaker 1: loses today. Also, Jason, I got a great parting gift

1145
00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:32,440
Speaker 1: for you as well for playing, just for participating. I'm

1146
00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:33,960
Speaker 1: going to give you the website that you can go

1147
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:35,720
Speaker 1: to to buy tickets from my comedy tour right now.

1148
00:57:35,720 --> 00:57:39,480
Speaker 1: It's backflip tour dot com. That's for free. Right on.

1149
00:57:39,720 --> 00:57:44,000
Speaker 1: Congratulation come seeing this weekend for all. Yeah, well I

1150
00:57:44,040 --> 00:57:45,880
Speaker 1: was thinking about it seriously. Yeah, I do it. I'm

1151
00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:49,960
Speaker 1: a George's and Kurtin. That's you're gonna be. I was

1152
00:57:49,960 --> 00:57:52,200
Speaker 1: gonna be EU, We're going to be. Well you should

1153
00:57:52,240 --> 00:57:54,640
Speaker 1: come and then um I'll call you out. Good luck,

1154
00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:57,760
Speaker 1: heckling guy. Yeah, because I cry and then I run.

1155
00:57:59,320 --> 00:58:01,600
Speaker 1: Thanks for playing, and all right, play beat every single

1156
00:58:01,600 --> 00:58:03,560
Speaker 1: Tuesday and Thursday at this time. So join it next

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00:58:03,600 --> 00:58:08,200
Speaker 1: time when we beat ze Britt The Jibbil Show on

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Speaker 1: demand