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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's adding a new feature to

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Speaker 1: your rings security cam. Now you can get EDM doorbells

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Speaker 1: where an airhorn plays, strobe lights go off, and a

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Speaker 1: fog machine fills the doorway.

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Speaker 2: Great for those.

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Speaker 1: Porch pirate partiers who want to get down right before

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Speaker 1: they take off with all your stuff.

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Speaker 3: I'm not answering until the beat drops.

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Speaker 1: Yep, you get yours today with Laser Stories, the segment

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Speaker 1: where we read weird news stories around the globe, just

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Speaker 1: like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Those

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Speaker 1: are the breakdance bandits just don't. This first laser story

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Speaker 1: is out of Tylersville, Pennsylvania.

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Speaker 2: Do havelers there.

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Speaker 1: Yep, there's a thirty four year old woman named Boonie

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Speaker 1: Swims and she has a court ordered band from going

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Speaker 1: to the nearest Walmart.

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Speaker 3: I mean it makes you, makes you someone who should

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Speaker 3: be our hero of the week. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Imagine this is Teddy Swim's grandma. Oh she'd be thirty four.

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Speaker 2: That'd be quite a young grandma. Sorry.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but we're not sure how she got the band.

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Speaker 1: We do know she hates.

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Speaker 3: It because she's not happy about not.

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Speaker 2: Going to Walmart.

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Speaker 1: She recently violated the band and went there earlier this month.

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Speaker 2: I'm not joking. I've always wondered this.

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Speaker 1: If you get banned from all Walmarts, what if I

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Speaker 1: went to another one in another.

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Speaker 2: State and warton yeah my face and they have me

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Speaker 2: on a wall.

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Speaker 3: We'll we're gonna find out here.

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Speaker 2: Tell me, Jeff right now.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, let's stop this segment, which you should just call

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Speaker 1: Walmart and figure out how this works.

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Speaker 2: Break on that interesting what happened to her?

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Speaker 1: To me?

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Speaker 2: Well, employees when they saw her called the cops.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so she's well known.

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Speaker 1: Once they got there, Boonie explained why she'd gone to

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Speaker 1: Walmart that day, saying, quote, the cake Walmart sells is

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Speaker 1: too good to stay away.

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Speaker 2: It's not a.

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Speaker 3: Crime to love cake, and I'm with.

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Speaker 2: You, booty.

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Speaker 1: Deputies told Boonie she'd be facing trespassing charges, and that's

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Speaker 1: when she decided to make a run for it. Now,

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Speaker 1: Boonie's pretty fast and was going up and down all

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Speaker 1: sorts of Walmart aisles, causing the deputies inside.

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Speaker 3: I thought she left the storagejeb I didn't know that

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Speaker 3: she was still inside.

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Speaker 2: Boy, that's what they expect her to do.

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Speaker 1: She's gonna throw them off, weaving in and out of

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Speaker 1: the aisles, causing deputies to lose track of her. After

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Speaker 1: ten minutes of this nonsense, the officers were out of

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Speaker 1: breath and thought of a plan to lure Boonie back.

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Speaker 3: Let us guess.

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Speaker 2: Is a cake a cake?

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Speaker 1: They had a Walmart employee make an announcement on the

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Speaker 1: loud speaker, saying to the person or.

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Speaker 2: Persons who left the fresh chocolate cake.

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Speaker 1: In Aisle twenty three b please come and pick it

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Speaker 1: up immediately.

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Speaker 2: She's waiting options jailed that cake.

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Speaker 3: I gotta try this cake, right?

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Speaker 2: Sound good?

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Speaker 1: Sure enough, Booneye came a run in and the deputy's

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Speaker 1: handcuffed her to a grocery car. She was then taken

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Speaker 1: to jail for not only trespassing, but also resisting arrest.

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Speaker 2: It did they should lettery the cake and then not

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Speaker 2: give her any milk?

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Speaker 1: O savage. This next Lazer story is out of the

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Speaker 1: United Kingdom. Wow, you need to know alexis hot or not.

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Speaker 1: Metal detector hobbyists.

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Speaker 2: Are things that are worth a lot of money I

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Speaker 2: can keep. Yeah, that's a good question.

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Speaker 1: Metal detector hobbyists who are multi millionaire? Yeah, because that's

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Speaker 1: exactly what thirty six year old UK resident David Moss

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Speaker 1: just became old.

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Speaker 2: He's British too, Keep talking to keep talking.

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Speaker 1: Riches and David and his buddy were out in a

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Speaker 1: virtually untouched area of North Wales, beeping away. They were

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Speaker 1: trumping through a muddy field when a rainbow appeared.

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Speaker 3: Rainbow?

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Speaker 2: Did he just detect happiness?

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Speaker 1: Is that? David took it as a sign because moments

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Speaker 1: later his metal detector signals started going crazy. Whoa, And

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Speaker 1: after six and a half hours of excavating with shovels,

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Speaker 1: David and his buddy unearthed the largest Roman coin hoarde ever.

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Speaker 2: Found action buried treasure real ones.

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Speaker 1: They estimate they found somewhere between ten thousand and fifteen

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Speaker 1: thousand coins from the actual Roman Empire, dating back to

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Speaker 1: some time between five hundred and twenty seven BC.

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Speaker 3: Do you think that they take that to like the

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Speaker 3: coin change machines.

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Speaker 1: Well, he was so freaked out about losing the treasure

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Speaker 1: that he slept with it in his car for three

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Speaker 3: Why can't he just sleep with it in his bed?

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Speaker 2: What I'm self? He has a bed in case in

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Speaker 2: case people, Okay, I think he might live in his

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Speaker 2: car and is a full time metal detection. That makes

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Speaker 2: more sense.

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Speaker 3: He got to be ready to go in the metal calls.

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Speaker 1: Then he drove it straight to the National Cardiff Museum,

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Speaker 1: where the coins are now being analyzed. No word on

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Speaker 1: how much the stash is worth, but estimates put it

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Speaker 1: somewhere in the fifty million dollar d.

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Speaker 3: Do you think that they call themselves metal heads?

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Speaker 2: Yes, they should.

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Speaker 1: By law, the money David gets will be split in

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Speaker 1: half with the landowner where he found.

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Speaker 2: All the treasure. Okay, so the government robs him.

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Speaker 1: I'm surprised this next Lazer story is out of Halloween headquarters. Hooray.

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Speaker 2: We're just days.

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Speaker 1: Away from Halloween, so a lot of people will be

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Speaker 1: picking up some candy on their grocery store runs. And

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Speaker 1: in this economy, people are either looking for value or

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Speaker 1: the stuff they.

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Speaker 2: Love so that they can devour some of it too. Woo.

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Speaker 2: Both works best. Yeah, yeah, well, but let's be honest.

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Speaker 1: That's twenty twenty five, and if anyone's still buying candy

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Speaker 1: corn for trick or treaters, they have to be trolling.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, gotty, we got Halloween oreos to hand out this year.

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Speaker 3: We're like, yeah, it's like a two pack that are,

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Speaker 3: you know, individually wrapped hand.

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Speaker 2: Is that crumble?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: But I bring up the candy corn because there's a

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Speaker 1: new report out on the two candies that are struggling

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Speaker 1: the most throughout the past year. Not surprisingly, candy corn

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Speaker 1: is number two. Also, not surprisingly, licorice is number one.

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Speaker 2: I was thinking, I love Bobby.

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Speaker 1: The consumer interest in candy corn is down nine point

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Speaker 1: one percent year over year, licorice is down thirteen point

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Speaker 1: six percent. And beyond those two, marshmallow candies also dropped

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Speaker 1: nine percent in interest, and caramel apples are down almost

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Speaker 2: They need to get in with the help trends. We

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Speaker 2: need to invent candy kale.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they'll be waiting, so choate chocolate chip kale chip.

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Speaker 3: I think Jeff just needs to sing a song about

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Speaker 3: all these candies or.

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Speaker 2: Really kill them. What's gaining in popularity?

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Speaker 1: Terrible Gummies actually rose in interest by forty eight percent

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Speaker 1: this year.

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Speaker 3: Why did my kids?

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Speaker 2: Love? Gummies are popular again?

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Speaker 3: Though, I mean they're individually wrapping them really cool too

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Speaker 3: and like different, you know it?

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Speaker 1: Harry Potter one that also randomly old school baby Ruth

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Speaker 1: candy bars those are up forty two percent.

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Speaker 3: Maybe the movie Goonies is coming back. You know.

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Speaker 1: Hershey's Kisses have jumped thirty seven percent in interest compared

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Speaker 1: to last year, and other less common ones include Macha Cookies,

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Speaker 1: which are skyrocketing with one hundred and thirty nine percent growth.

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Speaker 1: Ye crunchy treats like candy Bark Brittle and cereal clusters

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Speaker 1: have also surged eleven percent.

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Speaker 3: Cereal clusters do you just mean like rice crispy treats?

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Speaker 1: I think they sell like bars that are like gram

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Speaker 1: Golden grams and things like that cooka puffs one.

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Speaker 2: There you go.

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Speaker 1: As for this guy, his tiny turtle hip thrusts are

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Speaker 1: up forty two percent. Old age not stopping him. So

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Speaker 1: whoever's listening, adopt a frisky little senior turtle today.

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Speaker 2: You will not be sorry or hand out chocolate turtles.

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Speaker 1: Yeahntsal means Laser Stories has come to an end of

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Speaker 1: the day. We'll do it again, same time on Wednesday.

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Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning