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Speaker 1: love story is about two people who normally would never
Speaker 1: be romantically compatible, but somehow they beat the odds and
Speaker 1: find happiness together. Okay, Like Romeo and Juliet, Yeah, they're
Speaker 1: not supposed to be together. Joker and Harley Quinn, Okay,
Speaker 1: Luke Skywalker and his sister Lea, that's the sister. Probably
Speaker 1: it's a little bit trouble. I've seen the director's cut
Speaker 1: from that film, and I bet you have hop and steamy. Yeah, goodness,
Speaker 1: Luke had lost his hand by that point in the series.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying it. It was this close to being
Speaker 1: an X rated movie. Oh my god, that is disgusting.
Speaker 1: What could have been. Oh but we have another against
Speaker 1: all odds love story we're gonna find out. Let's talk
Speaker 1: to the woman that's on the phone today. Her name
Speaker 1: is Lizzie Hey, Lizzie. Hey, Lizzie, are you as disgusted
Speaker 1: as the rest of us? Or Yeah, that's that's a lot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so what's your brother? Like? No, not doing that. Who
Speaker 1: is it then that you want us to call today?
Speaker 1: So it's this guy I met at work. His name
Speaker 1: is David. It's the kind of situation like we would
Speaker 1: never meet otherwise. I'm a nurse and he's a security guard. Okay,
Speaker 1: that seems fine, you don't normally go for security guards. Well,
Speaker 1: it's just that, like we never like work the same shifts,
Speaker 1: and we don't work in the same part of the building,
Speaker 1: like we would maybe past each other or something like that.
Speaker 1: But um, it's not like I see him every day.
Speaker 1: I see him, I'm like, what's up? And that's about it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like that kind of thing. How do you meet him? Um?
Speaker 1: I have a badge that gets me into certain areas
Speaker 1: of the hospital and it wasn't working, and so my
Speaker 1: boss was like, go to the security and they'll fix it.
Speaker 1: So I went to the security area and he was,
Speaker 1: you know, reprogramming my badge whatever, doing stuff on our computer,
Speaker 1: and we just started talking. It was great, it was
Speaker 1: going well, but like I didn't think anything of it,
Speaker 1: because it was just like, oh, yeah, he's the security guard,
Speaker 1: Like he's nice. Yeah, usually way below your standards for
Speaker 1: the type of people to do well I was. I
Speaker 1: mean I was in the middle of a shift, like
Speaker 1: I had more pressing things going on. You're more of
Speaker 1: a mall cop type girl, right, you know, I've never
Speaker 1: labeled myself. I couldn't tell you. I don't know. That's
Speaker 1: kind of cute. I mean he obviously liked you then, right,
Speaker 1: he's the one that made the first move. Yeah, But
Speaker 1: like after this initial thing, I didn't think much of it.
Speaker 1: But it was like a few weeks later that my
Speaker 1: badge started acting up again and so I had to
Speaker 1: go see him again. And it was at that time
Speaker 1: that he asked me out. Okay, okay, so you agreed
Speaker 1: to go on a date with him. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: He was like, there's a bar across the street from
Speaker 1: the hospital, and he was like, yeah, let's go get
Speaker 1: a drink. Classic Luke and La move right there exactly.
Speaker 1: How this is not her brother? Okay, I'm just saying
Speaker 1: it could be hot, So sorry, sorry, seriously, though, was
Speaker 1: it hot? I mean we were at the bar and
Speaker 1: we had our drinks and it was going great. He's like,
Speaker 1: you want to go somewhere else? And I was like sure,
Speaker 1: like I have nothing better to do, And so we
Speaker 1: ended up going to this club and it was still
Speaker 1: way too loud, and both of us were pretty much
Speaker 1: over at about ten minutes. And were you both still
Speaker 1: in uniform? I picture you both leaving the subs and
Speaker 1: scrubs and security guards at the club, but like we
Speaker 1: didn't know same, No, no, no, most of us keep
Speaker 1: get change of clothes in our car just just in case. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you left the club. Yeah, we left the club
Speaker 1: and then we were going to go somewhere else. So
Speaker 1: we ended up just chatting in a car and ate
Speaker 1: doritos and we're just laughing and great. It was like
Speaker 1: a couple hours of just hanging out. Went from first
Speaker 1: date to married couple in the like a matter of
Speaker 1: ten minutes. I think it's cute. I think it's very cute.
Speaker 1: So did you end up kissing him? Yeah, we're just
Speaker 1: like just once in the car, but there was really
Speaker 1: nothing more than that. Like it was just sweet and
Speaker 1: then like, by I'll see you next weekend. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: Dorito's breath, I don't blame you. Yeah, you go straight
Speaker 1: for the fingers and that. Yeah, we were going to
Speaker 1: hang out again the next weekend. But then a few
Speaker 1: days before we were going to hang out, I just
Speaker 1: hear through the grape vine that he got fired. And
Speaker 1: now he's like not returning my calls. He's gone like
Speaker 1: completely silent, and no one really knows what happened, So like,
Speaker 1: was it something bad? But if it's not a big deal,
Speaker 1: like why isn't he returning my calls? Well, maybe he's
Speaker 1: just depressed. I mean, like getting fired sucks. It just
Speaker 1: makes you feel bad, and and he's probably not in
Speaker 1: the headspace to like want to go on a date
Speaker 1: right now. They're gonna call it pretty I just started
Speaker 1: talking to tell her I don't have a job. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: If you had to guess, why do you think it is?
Speaker 1: I honestly have no idea. I've been like racking my
Speaker 1: brain and like asking around. But like I said, we
Speaker 1: don't work in the same circle, so no one even
Speaker 1: really knows who he is. Is there a younger, cuter
Speaker 1: nurse that maybe started after you that Well, if that
Speaker 1: were the case, I'd wanted to that too. Yeah, right,
Speaker 1: all right, we're gonna play a song, come back and
Speaker 1: call David for you and try and get you your
Speaker 1: second date update. Okay, Lizzie, great, Thanks guys. All right,
Speaker 1: hold on if you're just tuning in for the second
Speaker 1: date update. One of our listeners name Lizzie, is on
Speaker 1: the phone, and Lizzie likes a man in uniform, oh,
Speaker 1: specifically a security guard uniform. Show me that flashlight, bad boy,
Speaker 1: because she recently met a hunky security guard named David
Speaker 1: who worked at the hospital where Lizzie is a nurse.
Speaker 1: And I say worked because shortly after their date, David
Speaker 1: was fired from his job and now he's not responding
Speaker 1: to her either. But before we call him, Lizzie, I
Speaker 1: just want you to know I called the head to
Speaker 1: the hospital already and I told him who I was,
Speaker 1: and I just asked, you know, why was David let go?
Speaker 1: I'm sure they just tell you. Yeah. They told me
Speaker 1: that he was stealing body parts out of the hospital
Speaker 1: transplant freezer. So just like a kidney here and there,
Speaker 1: whole hearts. Yeah, and I should be clear, he was
Speaker 1: just borrowing, borrowing the body parts. He brought him back
Speaker 1: after he was done. So Lizzie, I think you're good
Speaker 1: to go. A yeah, if its body parts, you can
Speaker 1: just hang up the phone. But so you still want
Speaker 1: us to call him anyway? Yeah, no, I'm not. I'm
Speaker 1: not buying that story. Okay, we'll check with him to see.
Speaker 1: That's good, Lizzie. You know, I'm excited for you. I
Speaker 1: think that this will be awesome for you, and like
Speaker 1: the pick me up that David needs, Like the man
Speaker 1: just got fired. He's down in the dumps, you know,
Speaker 1: to be wanted is what he needs right now? Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel bad for him. We had such a good
Speaker 1: connection and like I'd really like to actually get to
Speaker 1: be there for him. Cool. Yeah, that's nice. All right. Well,
Speaker 1: we're gonna call David right now and try and get
Speaker 1: your second date update. Okay, okay, all right, we're gon
Speaker 1: dolephone right now here we go. Hello, Hi, Can I
Speaker 1: speak to David please? Yeah, speaking Hi David. My name's Jeffrey,
Speaker 1: and I work for the morning radio show Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning's okay, and we'd like to talk
Speaker 1: to you about your dating life. Is this some type
Speaker 1: of joke? No, this is something called a second date update? Okay,
Speaker 1: who lets up? Yeah, well, let me explain. We do
Speaker 1: something on our show called a second date update. That's
Speaker 1: where if you go out with someone and afterwards they're
Speaker 1: not calling you back, you can email us and we'll
Speaker 1: reach out to them for you to try and figure
Speaker 1: out the reason why. Oh boy, Okay, so there's a
Speaker 1: woman that wanted us to get a hold of you.
Speaker 1: Her name is Lizzie. Do you remember Lizzie. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: know Lizzie. Okay. Yeah, there's just some personal stuff I'm
Speaker 1: going through and it's kind of awkward. Yeah. Well, she
Speaker 1: told us a little bit about how you guys met
Speaker 1: and that you guys went out on a date, and
Speaker 1: she said that she had a really good time with you.
Speaker 1: But afterwards we heard something happened. Yeah, I had a
Speaker 1: job situation happened, and yeah, but I mean, I think
Speaker 1: that it's good to know that like Lizzie doesn't care,
Speaker 1: she feels terrible for whatever. She doesn't really know what happened.
Speaker 1: She just knows that you're not working at the hospital anymore.
Speaker 1: But she had a great time with you and felt
Speaker 1: really connected. That's great. That makes me feel a lot better.
Speaker 1: I'm just not sure that she knows that I was
Speaker 1: fired from the job. Yeah, I think she knows that
Speaker 1: you're fired because you haven't been to work, but she
Speaker 1: just didn't know the reason why, because afterwards you're not
Speaker 1: calling her back. She didn't know if there was a
Speaker 1: correlation between the two or not. Oh well, yeah, there's
Speaker 1: sort of is. And I feel pretty guilty about something guilty,
Speaker 1: something you did at work or something you did to Lizzie.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you know. I don't really know
Speaker 1: what she told you about how we met or anything.
Speaker 1: She said her key card stopped working and that's when
Speaker 1: she had to go to security and met you to
Speaker 1: get her card fixed. They Yeah, so I never thought
Speaker 1: she would date a security guard. So I did something
Speaker 1: kind of weird and sneaky. I deactivated her badge so
Speaker 1: she would have to come see me. You did, Yeah,
Speaker 1: how how did you do that? Well, I have access
Speaker 1: to the badges, and I just deactivated hers, and she
Speaker 1: just came and saw me. And it's speaking you're hurting
Speaker 1: anyone doing it is kind of cute, except for the
Speaker 1: patience she can't see because wait, it happened twice. Did
Speaker 1: you do it twice? Yeah? I did it a couple
Speaker 1: of times. Why dog, She's like, why is this thing
Speaker 1: not worky. So wait, so why aren't you calling her
Speaker 1: back because you feel bad on that or did you
Speaker 1: use something else? No, that's why I got fired because
Speaker 1: my supervisor found out how many girls badges are you
Speaker 1: deactivating in this hospital? This is the only time I've
Speaker 1: done that the last time. How'd you get caught? Well,
Speaker 1: they saw it on the computer that this badge kept
Speaker 1: being activated and deactivated and during my shift. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so sorry, you're just trying to be like cute, I
Speaker 1: guess so romantic. Yeah, I'm not sorry that I did it.
Speaker 1: I'm glad I met her and I had a really
Speaker 1: fun time. I'm just weirded out. I don't really know
Speaker 1: what she's gonna think about all this, So that's why
Speaker 1: I haven't called her back. Yeah, that'd be a lot like, Oh,
Speaker 1: I got fired because you, because of you, because I
Speaker 1: was creeping on you. Let's find out what Lizzie thinks, David,
Speaker 1: because she's actually been on the other line listening this
Speaker 1: entire time and she wants to talk to you. What. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't tell you that. I'm sorry, Lizzie. Hey, hey Lizzie. Wow.
Speaker 1: Um oh dude, so much awkward. Yeah, Okay. Uh, well,
Speaker 1: first of all, like I'm so sorry you lost your job,
Speaker 1: like that sucks, but like also we saw each other
Speaker 1: in the halls and stuff, like you could have just
Speaker 1: talked to me. Yeah, I know, I know. I was
Speaker 1: just intimidated, I guess, and thought, like all these doctors around,
Speaker 1: um security guard, I didn't think maybe give me the
Speaker 1: time of day or anything. Just you know, like I've
Speaker 1: dated doctors before and are often very boring, and all
Speaker 1: they do is their job and then they go to
Speaker 1: sleep and then they do it again, so like there's
Speaker 1: not really anything to talk about. And they're also often
Speaker 1: like very into themselves, those boring doctors saving lives, you know,
Speaker 1: like that's that's not really like I'm not in the
Speaker 1: doctors really anymore. So okay, okay, now, so wait, Lizzie,
Speaker 1: are you what are you feeling right now? Are you
Speaker 1: mad about what he did? Do you feel to see?
Speaker 1: I'm not mad. I just I feel like that wasn't necessary.
Speaker 1: You're saying that was a stupid move on his part,
Speaker 1: is what you're saying. I feel like he just kind
Speaker 1: of made assumptions. Yeah, but I'm not I'm not angry.
Speaker 1: And I also fear that that he lost his job
Speaker 1: because of me. Well, it wasn't really because of you.
Speaker 1: It's because of his own insecurities, Lizzie. If it makes
Speaker 1: you feel any better, yeah, you know. Sorry, David. Well,
Speaker 1: maybe you shouldn't have chose to work in a hospital
Speaker 1: with so many sexy doctors in it, and then David
Speaker 1: one feels so insecure. Yea, where are you working in
Speaker 1: the Gray's Anatomy hospital with all with mister McDreamy and
Speaker 1: McSteamy there. Well, Lizzie, for what it's worth, I wish
Speaker 1: I had the confidence back then it just approached you
Speaker 1: and ask you out. And uh, now I've really learned
Speaker 1: the lessons. I mean, that's I can't be mad at
Speaker 1: you because it's really sweet, like that was. That's a
Speaker 1: really adorable thing to do. I just hate that it
Speaker 1: lost you your job. So yeah, but like I do
Speaker 1: want you to know, honesty is very important to me.
Speaker 1: So like I would really just rather you lay it
Speaker 1: all out and be completely honest from the get go. Yes, totally.
Speaker 1: I mean then I should probably let you know then.
Speaker 1: I I was also thinking of dressing up as a
Speaker 1: doctor to meet you. Oh my gosh. Yeah, instead of
Speaker 1: the security badge idea. No, I'm not kidding, but I
Speaker 1: never did it, and that's a plus. Yeah, yes, good.
Speaker 1: My options in personating or a doctor or not allow
Speaker 1: him to enter workin Yeah, you could have been doctor
Speaker 1: mc sneaky, sneaky. Yeah, I mean I even bought some
Speaker 1: scrubs from a halloween store. Wow, you were really good,
Speaker 1: David committed. I can't believe you just did steal him
Speaker 1: from the hospital that you work at. Like, what are
Speaker 1: you doing? Well, I'm not a thief, Okay, okay, I
Speaker 1: mean that's really cute, and you know, if you want
Speaker 1: to wear him, I guess that would also be cute,
Speaker 1: as long as I'm aware of what's going on. Hey,
Speaker 1: look at that. Well, in that case, David, we would
Speaker 1: love to send you out on another date with Lizzie.
Speaker 1: We'll pay for it. I was actually planning a caller anyway,
Speaker 1: So this is awesome you Okay, Well, then I feel
Speaker 1: like maybe in this case I should also ask Lizzie. Lizzie,
Speaker 1: would you like to go out on a second date
Speaker 1: with security guard mccreamy still in his little doctor outfits. Well,
Speaker 1: now it's I'm up in the games to mccreamy. Oh god, yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 1: Even after that description, I feel like I was all
Speaker 1: about yes until I know I'm ignoring him. But I
Speaker 1: would like to see David again. Sure, I think I
Speaker 1: made this happen. Two stories really disturb me. I made
Speaker 1: it sexy. Congratulations you two, Thank you so like any
Speaker 1: chance we could end this conversation now before this gets
Speaker 1: like way worse. Hold on, I didn't even get to
Speaker 1: ask David if he's been stealing body parts. Oh my gosh, David,
Speaker 1: you take him body parts too. All right, that's a
Speaker 1: happy ending all around,