1 00:00:05,360 --> 00:00:07,760 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's launching a new pet service 2 00:00:07,800 --> 00:00:10,559 Speaker 1: called Uggy Buddy, where if you want to make your 3 00:00:10,560 --> 00:00:13,680 Speaker 1: pet look good in photos, Uggy Buddy will provide you 4 00:00:13,720 --> 00:00:16,160 Speaker 1: with an even uglier looking animal. 5 00:00:15,840 --> 00:00:18,840 Speaker 2: Than You're wrong, so they'll look great in comparison. 6 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:24,000 Speaker 1: Brighten yourself a cringe worthy canine Today with Laser Stories 7 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:26,600 Speaker 1: the second where we read weird news stories around the globe, 8 00:00:26,640 --> 00:00:28,960 Speaker 1: just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser 9 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:32,040 Speaker 1: and those other cheats just don't. 10 00:00:32,520 --> 00:00:34,400 Speaker 2: This first laser story is out of Ohio. 11 00:00:35,560 --> 00:00:38,239 Speaker 1: A school district went on lockdown last week when a 12 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:42,120 Speaker 1: creepy person was spotting walking around the campus and running 13 00:00:42,120 --> 00:00:43,280 Speaker 1: past the classrooms. 14 00:00:43,640 --> 00:00:46,800 Speaker 2: Nobody got It's like the worst fear of mine as 15 00:00:46,840 --> 00:00:47,120 Speaker 2: a mother. 16 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:50,240 Speaker 1: Some elementary kids were outside at the time, and school 17 00:00:50,280 --> 00:00:54,240 Speaker 1: officials are being commended for quickly moving them inside to safety, 18 00:00:54,520 --> 00:00:59,520 Speaker 1: but not before one child identified the mystery man and yelled, Hey, look, everybody, 19 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:09,120 Speaker 1: it's foot. 20 00:01:05,240 --> 00:01:08,679 Speaker 2: We found yeah, and he's on the campus of a school. Well, 21 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:11,000 Speaker 2: the sasquatch wasn't real, obviously. 22 00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:13,760 Speaker 1: They later found out that it was a parent who 23 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:17,120 Speaker 1: was playing a prank on his son for his birthday, whoa. 24 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:22,840 Speaker 2: Get that checked out. I mean, that's the parent that 25 00:01:22,959 --> 00:01:24,920 Speaker 2: doesn't respond to any of the school emails. 26 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:29,160 Speaker 1: You know, as it ended, bigfoot never got inside the building. 27 00:01:29,440 --> 00:01:33,120 Speaker 1: The parent was apprehended by a school resource officer, and 28 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:37,560 Speaker 1: prosecutors are reviewing the case. It's on unclear if they're 29 00:01:37,560 --> 00:01:41,640 Speaker 1: going to face charges, hope. Some people online are making 30 00:01:41,680 --> 00:01:44,679 Speaker 1: light of the situation, saying the school overreacted to some 31 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:48,640 Speaker 1: innocent fun you check in with the desk, like, literally, 32 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:53,080 Speaker 1: you can't enter a school without going, Yeah. 33 00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:56,040 Speaker 2: My son's birthday tomorrow. I'd like to do a prank. 34 00:01:56,120 --> 00:01:58,040 Speaker 2: How can I do this if you want to ruin 35 00:01:58,080 --> 00:01:58,520 Speaker 2: the surprise? 36 00:01:59,240 --> 00:02:02,680 Speaker 1: And many others who have young children themselves say they 37 00:02:02,880 --> 00:02:06,800 Speaker 1: would not want a masked person creeping around their child's school, 38 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:09,480 Speaker 1: even if they knew it was a parent in a costume. 39 00:02:09,760 --> 00:02:12,360 Speaker 2: Because the kids don't know either, They're gonna be scared. 40 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:15,959 Speaker 1: This next laser story is out of San Pedro, California. 41 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:19,560 Speaker 1: Thirty one year old Esteban Prato had been training months 42 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:23,519 Speaker 1: for his first big marathon race. For preparation, he'd run 43 00:02:23,680 --> 00:02:24,839 Speaker 1: one hundred miles a week. 44 00:02:24,960 --> 00:02:28,000 Speaker 2: Oh my god, and you know what that sounds crazy? 45 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:31,680 Speaker 2: It paid off really because he won the whole thing. 46 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:36,000 Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, imagine winning a marathon. I think that 47 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:39,119 Speaker 2: is just nuts on your first try. Yes, like, I'm 48 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:41,760 Speaker 2: just like, would be amazing myself for completing it. I'd 49 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:43,800 Speaker 2: be impressed. Just driving to the marathon. 50 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:49,519 Speaker 1: He has declared the men's marathon winner. Wow, coming in 51 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:52,200 Speaker 1: at two hours, twenty four minutes and fifty three seconds. 52 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:53,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, achievement. 53 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:56,919 Speaker 1: But his victory was short lived because after reviewing the 54 00:02:57,000 --> 00:03:00,280 Speaker 1: race tapes, officials gave him the bad news that Ston 55 00:03:00,760 --> 00:03:02,000 Speaker 1: was disqualified. 56 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:07,160 Speaker 2: Did he skip a route or something. 57 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:10,919 Speaker 1: He ran the whole route, but apparently he was going 58 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:14,320 Speaker 1: so fast the volunteers that the water stations weren't even 59 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:17,679 Speaker 1: completely set up yet, so they had nothing ready for him. 60 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:19,639 Speaker 2: Oh, he'd have to. 61 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:22,640 Speaker 1: Pass with no water. That's when his biggest fan knew 62 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:25,240 Speaker 1: he had to help out. His father jumped on his 63 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:28,240 Speaker 1: own bike with a bottle of water and chased after 64 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:28,760 Speaker 1: his son. 65 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:31,800 Speaker 2: That's so cute. He was able to catch up. 66 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:34,639 Speaker 1: To him around mile fifteen, and that's when Esteban took 67 00:03:34,639 --> 00:03:38,360 Speaker 1: a sip and apparently receiving water from a spectator even 68 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:42,200 Speaker 1: if it's his dad, is not allowed, and Esteban was 69 00:03:42,240 --> 00:03:44,080 Speaker 1: officially booted from the race. 70 00:03:44,160 --> 00:03:47,840 Speaker 2: Who can we petition? 71 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:51,960 Speaker 1: Afterwards, he told the media that he's disappointed regarding the 72 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:54,960 Speaker 1: decision since it wasn't his fault there was no water 73 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:57,320 Speaker 1: set up on the course, but he'll try to move 74 00:03:57,360 --> 00:03:59,640 Speaker 1: past it and look forward to his next race. 75 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:03,240 Speaker 2: Out his dad, of course, but he could. 76 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:05,640 Speaker 1: Have given his son steroids and that's why his mile 77 00:04:05,760 --> 00:04:11,640 Speaker 1: is so good. Yeah, end of the day, I say, prosecute. 78 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:11,200 Speaker 2: His next leasure. 79 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:14,680 Speaker 1: Stories out of China, It's not unusual to get a 80 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:18,280 Speaker 1: Chinese knockoff product online, but some feel the counterfeiting's gone 81 00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:21,239 Speaker 1: too far with the newest stunt one that a zoo 82 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:25,279 Speaker 1: is pulling the ties. How Zoo and Jingsu Province decided 83 00:04:25,320 --> 00:04:29,320 Speaker 1: to try to pass dogs off as pandas by simply 84 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:31,320 Speaker 1: dyeing their coats white and black. 85 00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:34,840 Speaker 2: Take money, We want to play with them. We got 86 00:04:34,839 --> 00:04:36,600 Speaker 2: the pictures up on our Insta stories. 87 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:38,800 Speaker 1: What do you think, bro, Because Jose believes they are 88 00:04:38,839 --> 00:04:39,839 Speaker 1: actually pandas. 89 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:44,800 Speaker 2: They look like tiny pandas, but they are like dogs. 90 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:48,000 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, they're very fluffy there. 91 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:49,599 Speaker 2: They're chow chow dogs. 92 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:52,320 Speaker 1: Those are the big haired breed from northern China and 93 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:54,560 Speaker 1: the zoo now has four of them running around in 94 00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:57,960 Speaker 1: an enclosure pretending to be baby panda bears. 95 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:01,600 Speaker 2: They died the exactly like a panda bear. 96 00:05:01,680 --> 00:05:03,400 Speaker 1: I don't know why the US news are this is 97 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:07,000 Speaker 1: they actually can't. 98 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:08,000 Speaker 2: And it's like a kitten with a little lion made 99 00:05:08,080 --> 00:05:09,080 Speaker 2: that would be so cute. 100 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:10,880 Speaker 1: They did a really good job, and they unveiled them 101 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:14,360 Speaker 1: on May first, thinking nobody would notice. But everyone did, 102 00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:18,320 Speaker 1: and pictures of the pups quickly went viral on social media. 103 00:05:18,880 --> 00:05:21,120 Speaker 2: Why is it eating out of a dog bowl? They 104 00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:24,200 Speaker 2: only ate bamboo, While the zoo did worry about backlash. 105 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:27,600 Speaker 1: Surprisingly, there's been a non stop line since the fake 106 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:29,000 Speaker 1: pandas have gone viral. 107 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:35,280 Speaker 2: They're now more popular than the real pandas over fifteen years. 108 00:05:35,839 --> 00:05:39,360 Speaker 1: Panda so officials say they're going to keep them. Plus 109 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:41,679 Speaker 1: they claim that the paint is one hundred percent safe 110 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:45,080 Speaker 1: and swears the dog pan does makeovers are humane, using 111 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:47,840 Speaker 1: only natural dyes on their first I. 112 00:05:47,839 --> 00:05:50,400 Speaker 2: Just also noticed in the picture there's an actual doghouse 113 00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:52,920 Speaker 2: in the background. Do you see that. I mean it 114 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:55,520 Speaker 2: may have been a house with a panda, but yeah, 115 00:05:55,560 --> 00:05:58,640 Speaker 2: that's what pandas live in in the natural environment. Yeah, 116 00:05:58,680 --> 00:05:59,480 Speaker 2: I love dog bones. 117 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:02,160 Speaker 1: Yes. Next lag of stories out of the Friendly Skies, 118 00:06:03,279 --> 00:06:06,279 Speaker 1: a travel site called One Mile at a Time did 119 00:06:06,279 --> 00:06:08,400 Speaker 1: a big ride up on how to go number two 120 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:14,760 Speaker 1: on planes. Kind of gross, but this does happen occasionally. 121 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:18,320 Speaker 1: Nature calls long hal and they try to avoid it, 122 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:21,279 Speaker 1: but they wanted to know the ideal time to go. 123 00:06:21,839 --> 00:06:24,160 Speaker 2: If you have to go, okay, because you don't want 124 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:25,919 Speaker 2: to hold it up. It looks so sketchy if you 125 00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:28,159 Speaker 2: go back there and you're in the stall for so long. 126 00:06:28,279 --> 00:06:30,599 Speaker 2: I always feel like people are gonna know you got time. 127 00:06:31,400 --> 00:06:35,800 Speaker 1: So here's their advice. The worst times to go are 128 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:40,120 Speaker 1: just after takeoff, right after they serve food, and right 129 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:43,640 Speaker 1: before you land. Those are all high traffic times for 130 00:06:43,680 --> 00:06:44,800 Speaker 1: airplane lavoratories. 131 00:06:44,839 --> 00:06:47,440 Speaker 2: Almost I want to go, yeah, and I'm like, okay, 132 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:49,040 Speaker 2: just time to. 133 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:52,240 Speaker 1: Go to The best time to go is just before 134 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:53,839 Speaker 1: they start serving food. 135 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:57,080 Speaker 2: Isn't that the same as takeoff? Kind of? 136 00:06:57,160 --> 00:07:01,559 Speaker 1: It's like after take off, before's done, twenty twenty twenty 137 00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:03,279 Speaker 1: minutes after takeoff. 138 00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:04,520 Speaker 2: Three reasons. 139 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:07,520 Speaker 1: Number One, other passengers will be in their seats so 140 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:10,120 Speaker 1: they don't miss the food and the drinks. Number two, 141 00:07:10,640 --> 00:07:12,920 Speaker 1: the crew won't be sitting in the galley and have 142 00:07:12,960 --> 00:07:17,360 Speaker 1: to hear you punishing the poor toilet. 143 00:07:15,920 --> 00:07:16,840 Speaker 2: And number three. 144 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,360 Speaker 1: Once the carts are in the aisles, people can't get 145 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:22,040 Speaker 1: up to use the bathroom. So that's your best shot 146 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:25,000 Speaker 1: at having no one waiting outside. I see you get 147 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:26,560 Speaker 1: as much time as you want in. 148 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:29,440 Speaker 2: All the privacy in the world. You're pressure. Yeah, so 149 00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:31,559 Speaker 2: if you follow that advice, you're good. 150 00:07:31,920 --> 00:07:35,520 Speaker 1: I just wish this guy would listen because last time 151 00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:37,880 Speaker 1: he was on a plane he had five jack and 152 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,480 Speaker 1: cokes and then use the ice bucket on the drink 153 00:07:40,520 --> 00:07:46,560 Speaker 1: cart at his own little waiting pool. Super cute, But yeah, 154 00:07:46,680 --> 00:07:48,720 Speaker 1: that souw means Laser Stories has come to an end. 155 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:50,480 Speaker 2: For the day. We'll do it again the same time 156 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:53,360 Speaker 2: on Friday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.