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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello.

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Speaker 2: Hey, I was looking for Anakin's mommy. Yes, is this

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Speaker 2: My name is Tom Barbrick. I'm calling from Elementary. I'm

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Speaker 2: actually the substitute teacher today and your son, Anakin's class,

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Speaker 2: so thought i'd give you a call talk to.

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Speaker 1: You for a moment, okay, is Oh.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, everything's fine with little Anakin. He's doing great today

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Speaker 2: in class. You know, I've been a substitute teacher here

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Speaker 2: for a while, so I've known Anakin for a couple

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Speaker 2: of years now. I also have seen you pick him

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Speaker 2: up from time to time. So thought i'd just give

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Speaker 2: you a ring because I had a question for you.

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Speaker 1: Who is this again?

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Speaker 2: My name is Tom Barbrick. I'm a substitute teacher here Elementary.

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Speaker 1: Okay, and what are you calling about?

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Speaker 2: Well, i'm calling today, but not like an official school business.

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Speaker 2: I got another question for you if I could shoot.

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Speaker 2: So I am a single guy.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm sorry you're calling me from the school. Is

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Speaker 1: everything okay with Anakin?

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Speaker 2: Anakin is a star student as far as I'm concerned,

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Speaker 2: your little boy is doing great. Yeah, nothing to do

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Speaker 2: with schoolwork today, No, homework, No, nothing, just a question.

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Speaker 1: What's that? I'm sorry, go ahead, I said, I'm at work.

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Speaker 1: What is the problem?

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Speaker 2: The problem is you got a hot mommy. I'm just

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Speaker 2: gonna say it. Excuse me, Yeah, I'm just gonna throw

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Speaker 2: it out there. You got a hot mommy?

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about?

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Speaker 2: So? I was on the dating apps the other day,

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Speaker 2: not that I need them, but I was on it

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Speaker 2: perusing like I do, and I noticed that there was

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Speaker 2: somebody new that came up when I was swiping. And

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Speaker 2: I've also seen her pick up Anakin before. And your

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Speaker 2: mom is on the dating apps? Is that correct?

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Speaker 1: Wait? Why?

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Speaker 2: What?

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? This is wildly inappropriate.

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Speaker 2: What are you calling about before you say it's inappropriate?

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Speaker 2: I was not on Tender on the school's time. I

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Speaker 2: was at home last night drinking some veno and swiping

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Speaker 2: on Tender and I came across your mommy, and all

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Speaker 2: I could think was when can mister barb Brick get

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Speaker 2: a shot?

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Speaker 1: Excuse? Are you kidding me? Right now? I'm gonna have

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Speaker 1: to talk to somebody else because you should not be

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Speaker 1: calling me like that. Who I was wondering if you

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Speaker 1: could talk to me? Who you are? I'm gonna call

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Speaker 1: the principal of the school. I'm gonna do something. This

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Speaker 1: is disgusting. What are you doing.

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Speaker 2: It's not the principal who wants a date with your mommy.

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Speaker 2: It's mister Tom Bobrick.

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Speaker 1: What are you? What are you talking about my mom?

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Speaker 2: I'm just saying before I swiped on her, since she

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Speaker 2: is a grandmother to one of the students here at school,

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Speaker 2: I thought it would be inappropriate if I just went

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Speaker 2: ahead and swiped on her and matched with her. I

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Speaker 2: figured it'd be more personal if I called you and

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Speaker 2: asked for permission to date your mommy.

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Speaker 1: No, absolutely not. I don't even know who you are,

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Speaker 1: And if you think about it, it's it's weird day

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Speaker 1: you're talking about my mom.

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Speaker 2: Well, I thought you would see it as respectful, because

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Speaker 2: you know, I wanted to get your permissions so that

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Speaker 2: in case, you know, I end up at a Thanksgiving dinner,

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Speaker 2: it's not gonna be weird for little Anakin.

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Speaker 1: No, absolutely no, my mom would never be with somebody

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Speaker 1: like you. You're You're a weirdo. You're growling over the

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Speaker 1: front of your mouth. You are disgusting.

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Speaker 2: No, and I'm absolutely gonna report you are you out

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Speaker 2: of your mind? How about this today, when you're picking

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Speaker 2: up little Anakin from school, Why don't I just come

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Speaker 2: out and talk to you a little bit. Maybe we've

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Speaker 2: given me face to face, you might let me date

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Speaker 2: your mommy.

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Speaker 1: No, you're not gonna go anywhere near me. You're not

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Speaker 1: gonna talk to me. If anything, you could talk to

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Speaker 1: my husband. That's coming with me so you can whoop

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Speaker 1: your because you were disgusting. Are you talking about your husband? Tommy?

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Speaker 1: Excuse me? Your husband's name is Tommy right? Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: how do you know everything?

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Speaker 2: This is so weird.

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Speaker 1: Because Tommy actually emailed me.

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Speaker 2: This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a

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Speaker 2: phone brank on you, and Tommy wanted.

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Speaker 1: Me to brank you. Are you kidding?

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Speaker 2: He said, your mom just joined the dating apps and

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Speaker 2: you're scared she's going to meet a loser, so I

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Speaker 2: wanted to mess with you.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I hate him so much. I literally

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Speaker 1: thought there was a weirdo at the school.

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Speaker 2: I was so scared. Well, hey, now that your mom

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Speaker 2: is single, though, do you mind

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with Jubile phone branks