1 00:00:11,680 --> 00:00:17,640 Speaker 1: Stacy Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Wednesday, 2 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:20,919 Speaker 1: on a hump Day, and it's gonna be a great 3 00:00:21,360 --> 00:00:26,079 Speaker 1: hump day tonight. Why well, Joe Joe Biden gave a 4 00:00:26,120 --> 00:00:30,040 Speaker 1: long interview last night, and uh, it didn't it didn't 5 00:00:30,080 --> 00:00:32,639 Speaker 1: turn out that great. We're gonna play you a bit 6 00:00:32,680 --> 00:00:37,080 Speaker 1: of that. We're going to play you devise your executive 7 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:41,120 Speaker 1: and talk again about transmission. In the Endless Lies, We'll 8 00:00:41,159 --> 00:00:43,960 Speaker 1: dig into the fact New York is complaining that they're 9 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:48,800 Speaker 1: the schools are overwhelmed. We're gonna talk about why Republican 10 00:00:48,880 --> 00:00:52,360 Speaker 1: governors are popular yet Republicans are a bunch of wheenies. 11 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:57,160 Speaker 1: What sense does that make? Diversity, the FBI, oh that, 12 00:00:57,360 --> 00:01:00,640 Speaker 1: and so much more. We're even gonna talk about female comedians, 13 00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:03,120 Speaker 1: all that and so much more tonight on The Jesse 14 00:01:03,240 --> 00:01:06,080 Speaker 1: Kelly Show. But I want to begin, and I want 15 00:01:06,080 --> 00:01:12,440 Speaker 1: to begin here. I want you to imagine something. I 16 00:01:12,520 --> 00:01:17,080 Speaker 1: want you to imagine. You wake up tomorrow morning, alarm 17 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:22,640 Speaker 1: goes off, You roll over in bed, grab your phone. 18 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:24,680 Speaker 1: I know what you do. You turn your alarm off. 19 00:01:24,680 --> 00:01:27,200 Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, that was annoying, and you kind of 20 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:30,959 Speaker 1: open up your phone and see how many mistext messages 21 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:33,399 Speaker 1: and emails you got. There won't be any, because you're 22 00:01:33,400 --> 00:01:35,720 Speaker 1: a loser. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. You check your emails 23 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:40,040 Speaker 1: and text messages, and then you'll do what You'll check 24 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:42,880 Speaker 1: the news, whatever your news sites happen to be. Maybe 25 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:45,360 Speaker 1: you use social media to check the news, whatever the 26 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:50,360 Speaker 1: case may be. And you look and you see, immediately 27 00:01:51,040 --> 00:01:56,360 Speaker 1: on every single news site, you see that Los Angeles 28 00:01:57,320 --> 00:02:03,200 Speaker 1: is on fire. There's been some kind of massive explosion, 29 00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:09,200 Speaker 1: and Los Angeles is on fire. I'm talking worse than 30 00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:14,560 Speaker 1: September eleventh carnage. We're talking the city is burning, and 31 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:17,880 Speaker 1: you immediately spring up and now you're texting your mom 32 00:02:18,040 --> 00:02:20,280 Speaker 1: and your brothers and you're trying to figure out, oh 33 00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:23,639 Speaker 1: my gosh, what happened, because I'm sure you remember. I'm 34 00:02:23,680 --> 00:02:26,760 Speaker 1: sure you remember the confusion on nine to eleven. I've 35 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:28,839 Speaker 1: told you my nine to eleven story a thousand times. 36 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:30,880 Speaker 1: I won't go into it again. That I was on 37 00:02:30,919 --> 00:02:32,600 Speaker 1: a pt run in the Marines and then I ran 38 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:34,919 Speaker 1: up and only one tower had been hit. And we're 39 00:02:34,919 --> 00:02:37,720 Speaker 1: watching the TV. And maybe you knew more than we did, 40 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:39,520 Speaker 1: but we had been out on a run. We were 41 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:42,280 Speaker 1: just confused. We didn't know, we didn't even know why 42 00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:45,000 Speaker 1: they told us to go watch. We all thought, honestly, 43 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:47,720 Speaker 1: it was probably one guy's idea. We're like, well, what, 44 00:02:47,720 --> 00:02:50,239 Speaker 1: what kind of a moron accidentally flies is playing into 45 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:52,440 Speaker 1: the tower? He must he must have been drunk, right, 46 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:55,760 Speaker 1: he always probably drunk. That was the discussion, And so 47 00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:58,880 Speaker 1: the confusion will set in, and immediately you run and 48 00:02:58,919 --> 00:03:00,840 Speaker 1: you turn on the news, because that's what people do. 49 00:03:00,919 --> 00:03:04,160 Speaker 1: Whatever your preferred news channel leads, you'll turn on the news. 50 00:03:03,639 --> 00:03:06,160 Speaker 1: What are they saying? What are your friends saying? You'll 51 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:11,240 Speaker 1: call people and you're immediately because this is the social 52 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:18,160 Speaker 1: media age, the video camera age, immediately you're seeing horrible sights. 53 00:03:18,440 --> 00:03:21,040 Speaker 1: To stay with me here, horrible things. The kind of thing. 54 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:22,880 Speaker 1: I mean, you ever been in the aftermath of a 55 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:28,200 Speaker 1: massive explosion. I've had the opportunity to be in a 56 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:30,679 Speaker 1: couple of them. It's look, they're not things that leave 57 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:34,440 Speaker 1: your mind immediately, Oh wow, that's someone's foot, that kind 58 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:38,000 Speaker 1: of a thing. They're they're bad, right, screaming, crying, all 59 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:40,520 Speaker 1: the horrible things that come with it. And then I 60 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:44,320 Speaker 1: want you to imagine this. I want you to imagine 61 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:48,360 Speaker 1: you start to hear rumors all of a sudden, they're 62 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:51,800 Speaker 1: all over social media. Rumor has it that Russia has 63 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:55,120 Speaker 1: set off a tactical nuke. No, no, my buddy's brother 64 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:58,600 Speaker 1: works for the CIA, and he said it was jin Ping. 65 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:01,920 Speaker 1: No no, my aunt just called, she said it was 66 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:04,920 Speaker 1: it was Isis is coming back? They set off a 67 00:04:04,960 --> 00:04:08,200 Speaker 1: dirty bomb. And then I want you to imagine you 68 00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:14,360 Speaker 1: hear the announcement. Joe Biden and Christopher Ray, the head 69 00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:18,400 Speaker 1: of the FBI, they've announced they're having a joint press 70 00:04:18,440 --> 00:04:22,400 Speaker 1: conference at noon. They're going to address the nation and 71 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:25,320 Speaker 1: they're gonna say what's going on? And you and all 72 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:27,400 Speaker 1: your friends, would you'd call in sick to work. Your 73 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:29,200 Speaker 1: work will probably tell you not to even come in. 74 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:31,800 Speaker 1: If anything, if they did make you come in, they'd 75 00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:34,440 Speaker 1: had the TV's on because the nation would be watching. 76 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:38,479 Speaker 1: And you sat down at work with all your friends, family, whoever, 77 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:40,680 Speaker 1: wherever you were, you sat down and you turned on 78 00:04:40,720 --> 00:04:43,920 Speaker 1: the television. Said and Joe Biden got up to the microphone, 79 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:48,400 Speaker 1: Christopher Ray standing right beside him, and Joe Biden gets 80 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:51,520 Speaker 1: up to the microphone and says, I'm sure you've seen 81 00:04:52,320 --> 00:04:55,040 Speaker 1: terrible explosion in Los Angeles, We don't. We don't know 82 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:58,000 Speaker 1: how many thousands, tens of thousands, God forbid one hundred 83 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,599 Speaker 1: thousand or dead. We don't know what the total is. 84 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:04,280 Speaker 1: But I've been working all morning closely with the FBI, 85 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:08,120 Speaker 1: and Christopher Ray has told me that it was in 86 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:11,680 Speaker 1: fact Jijin Ping and China who set off this bomb 87 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:16,040 Speaker 1: in Los Angeles. Now, I want you to think to yourself, 88 00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:19,000 Speaker 1: and I want you to be very, very honest with 89 00:05:19,040 --> 00:05:28,120 Speaker 1: yourself about something. Would you believe it? Would you believe it? 90 00:05:30,560 --> 00:05:33,240 Speaker 1: And I know that's a very difficult question to ask yourself. 91 00:05:34,839 --> 00:05:41,320 Speaker 1: Do you trust any of your institutions anymore? Would you 92 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:44,400 Speaker 1: immediately think to yourself that, look, I'm not judging you, 93 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:49,080 Speaker 1: there's no judgment. Would you immediately think to yourself, Joe 94 00:05:49,080 --> 00:05:53,040 Speaker 1: Biden's lying for some reason, and or Christopher Ray FBI 95 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:55,360 Speaker 1: is lying for some reason, and you'd be sitting there 96 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:57,600 Speaker 1: saying to yourself, well why not. Joe Biden's lied about 97 00:05:57,640 --> 00:06:00,320 Speaker 1: everything else. He already said I should be fire for 98 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,279 Speaker 1: not taking the vaccine, he called me an enemy of 99 00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:05,039 Speaker 1: the state. And then there's the FBI. They've done nothing 100 00:06:05,080 --> 00:06:07,760 Speaker 1: but attack me and my side for years. This is 101 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:10,640 Speaker 1: probably some frame job to get Would these thoughts be 102 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:14,320 Speaker 1: going through your head? The answer to that question is 103 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:17,760 Speaker 1: probably yes. If you're being honest with yourself, the answer 104 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:21,640 Speaker 1: to that question would probably be yes, Which brings me 105 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:26,960 Speaker 1: to this how exactly can a nation survive if a 106 00:06:27,160 --> 00:06:31,440 Speaker 1: high enough percentage of its people do not trust any 107 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:35,240 Speaker 1: of the cultural institutions that are left. How can a 108 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:40,000 Speaker 1: nation survive that The only the only answer to that question, 109 00:06:40,279 --> 00:06:43,279 Speaker 1: if you said you wouldn't believe, and you probably did, 110 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:48,040 Speaker 1: the only answer to that question is the institutions must 111 00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:51,640 Speaker 1: earn the trust back to the people, and you'd be correct. 112 00:06:51,839 --> 00:06:55,080 Speaker 1: But that brings me to this point. What if the 113 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:57,840 Speaker 1: institutions don't think they need to earn your trust back 114 00:06:57,880 --> 00:07:00,440 Speaker 1: at all, and in fact, they're not even slightly interested 115 00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:07,120 Speaker 1: in earning it back, can your nation be saved? Because 116 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:09,480 Speaker 1: that's what we ruts, what we're dealing with you, And honestly, 117 00:07:09,520 --> 00:07:13,160 Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter what you believe about 118 00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:17,600 Speaker 1: election integrity or the FBI or the CDC, It doesn't 119 00:07:17,640 --> 00:07:20,480 Speaker 1: matter what you believe about these institutions. What you have 120 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:23,320 Speaker 1: to acknowledge is you sit there listening to me. What 121 00:07:23,440 --> 00:07:27,840 Speaker 1: you have to acknowledge is a shockingly high percentage of 122 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:31,480 Speaker 1: Americans now have no trust in these institutions at all, 123 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:35,040 Speaker 1: and that trust has to be earned back. If you 124 00:07:35,120 --> 00:07:37,440 Speaker 1: and I choose to go into business together, we're gonna 125 00:07:37,480 --> 00:07:39,640 Speaker 1: sell something. What was something that would sell really well, 126 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:42,400 Speaker 1: pictures of me. We're gonna sell what, Chris, We're gonna 127 00:07:42,440 --> 00:07:45,240 Speaker 1: sell pictures of me? And you and I we both 128 00:07:45,280 --> 00:07:47,680 Speaker 1: to say, hey, we're gonna ten thousand dollars. It's a 129 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:50,600 Speaker 1: lot of money, but Jesse, here's ten thousand, and I 130 00:07:50,680 --> 00:07:53,240 Speaker 1: tell you, I'm gonna pledge my ten thousand, and we're 131 00:07:53,280 --> 00:07:55,200 Speaker 1: gonna we're gonna get things up in running and sell 132 00:07:55,320 --> 00:07:58,760 Speaker 1: Jesse pictures. And then you find out just a little 133 00:07:58,760 --> 00:08:01,400 Speaker 1: while later that I took thousand of years and I 134 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:03,280 Speaker 1: actually put it into the pictures, and I took the 135 00:08:03,320 --> 00:08:05,520 Speaker 1: other nine thousand, and I took the old lady to 136 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:09,560 Speaker 1: Barbados for a week. And then I came to you 137 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:11,480 Speaker 1: and I said, hey, I need another ten grand to 138 00:08:11,520 --> 00:08:13,760 Speaker 1: get going. What are you going to tell me go 139 00:08:13,920 --> 00:08:19,640 Speaker 1: pound salt? Well, if I want that ten grand, I 140 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:22,720 Speaker 1: have to do something to earn your trust back, right, 141 00:08:24,040 --> 00:08:28,360 Speaker 1: if it's even humanly possible that trust, that trust to 142 00:08:28,440 --> 00:08:33,320 Speaker 1: be re established. That's on me. I'm the one who 143 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:36,400 Speaker 1: took your money and went to Barbados. I have to 144 00:08:36,440 --> 00:08:41,200 Speaker 1: earn it back from you. But here's the problem. If 145 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:44,920 Speaker 1: I demand another ten grand from you, and I don't 146 00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:48,000 Speaker 1: think I need to earn your trust back at all. 147 00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:51,640 Speaker 1: In fact, I think you're obligated to give me another 148 00:08:51,679 --> 00:08:55,120 Speaker 1: ten thousand dollars. Well, you tell me this and be honest. 149 00:08:57,520 --> 00:09:02,600 Speaker 1: Can we still stay in business together? Is it possible? 150 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:07,480 Speaker 1: I know it's a hypothetical question, but it's something I've 151 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:10,720 Speaker 1: been pondering. I mean, I brought up an explosion in 152 00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:14,000 Speaker 1: Los Angeles, but what if it's anything else? Have you 153 00:09:14,080 --> 00:09:17,120 Speaker 1: thought about this? What if? What if it's a disease? 154 00:09:17,559 --> 00:09:20,439 Speaker 1: Only this time, we're not talking about a disease ninety 155 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:23,160 Speaker 1: nine point eight percent of people survive one. We're talking 156 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:26,640 Speaker 1: about half of us will die. We're talking about a 157 00:09:26,679 --> 00:09:28,560 Speaker 1: disease where it really will kill your kid if he 158 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:31,480 Speaker 1: gets it, or you or your wife or your husband. 159 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:33,760 Speaker 1: I mean, you're, you're, you're, you got a death sentence. 160 00:09:34,760 --> 00:09:37,600 Speaker 1: What if they came out tomorrow the CDC and said 161 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:41,960 Speaker 1: we've got this disease. We'll call it a Chris that's 162 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:45,400 Speaker 1: his vicious disease called Chris. It's all awful, it kills everyone. 163 00:09:47,160 --> 00:09:52,600 Speaker 1: Would you believe them? Would you believe any of them? 164 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:56,199 Speaker 1: Would you then believe the pharmaceutical company? Do you believe 165 00:09:56,240 --> 00:09:58,480 Speaker 1: Fiser if they stepped up and said, don't worry, We've 166 00:09:58,480 --> 00:10:02,040 Speaker 1: got a cure for Chris, Chris will stop killing us. 167 00:10:02,760 --> 00:10:06,600 Speaker 1: Would you believe them? Would you believe the FDA when 168 00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:09,880 Speaker 1: they told you that medicine from the pharmaceutical companies? Would 169 00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:11,480 Speaker 1: you believe them when they told you it was safe 170 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:14,520 Speaker 1: and effective? Would you believe them? If the answer to 171 00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:19,920 Speaker 1: that question is no, and it probably is, how do 172 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:24,000 Speaker 1: we get that band back together? Have you thought about that? 173 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:27,200 Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. I'm going to finish this thought 174 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:29,360 Speaker 1: and then we're gonna make fun of New York City 175 00:10:29,440 --> 00:10:32,280 Speaker 1: schools claiming that they're buckling under the under the way 176 00:10:32,320 --> 00:10:45,319 Speaker 1: to be immigrants hang on truth attitude, Jesse Kelly. We 177 00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:49,439 Speaker 1: passed three hundred and sixty eight billion dollars worth of help, which, 178 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:52,000 Speaker 1: as the same bankers talk about, is going to bring 179 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:56,040 Speaker 1: them billions trillion, seven billion dollars, billion dollars off the 180 00:10:56,080 --> 00:11:01,560 Speaker 1: sidelines investment. We're doing great, was Joe last night being 181 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:06,920 Speaker 1: interviewed by Jake Tavern. But look, the question remains in 182 00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:09,520 Speaker 1: case you're just joining us, I asked the question. Gave 183 00:11:09,520 --> 00:11:13,080 Speaker 1: a hypothetical at the beginning that human being steps up 184 00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:16,800 Speaker 1: to the microphone. Los Angeles is in flames and tells you, 185 00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:20,600 Speaker 1: I've talked to Christopher Ray and we know it's the FBI. 186 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:28,160 Speaker 1: We have declared war. Do you know that? Do you 187 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:32,240 Speaker 1: believe that? Do you believe this human being? If something 188 00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:35,960 Speaker 1: terrible happens because you've lost all your trust in the institutions, 189 00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:38,240 Speaker 1: would you believe this human being? When he said, Hey, 190 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:41,280 Speaker 1: it's time for World War three against Vladimir Boots. Should 191 00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:44,720 Speaker 1: the American people prepare for a recession? No? Look, they've 192 00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:47,320 Speaker 1: been saying this. Now, how every every six months they 193 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:49,719 Speaker 1: say this. Every six months they look down the next 194 00:11:49,720 --> 00:11:52,120 Speaker 1: six months and say, what's going to happen? It hadn't 195 00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:56,760 Speaker 1: happened yet, It hadn't been has There is no there's 196 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:59,480 Speaker 1: no guarantee that you're under I don't think there will 197 00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:02,160 Speaker 1: be everything. The dason will be a very slight recession. 198 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:06,840 Speaker 1: We are already in a recession by the Dictionary definition 199 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:09,800 Speaker 1: of recession. Right up to the point we were in 200 00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:12,760 Speaker 1: a recession, and then all the dictionaries in the country, 201 00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:16,640 Speaker 1: prompted by the White House, changed their definition of recession. 202 00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:20,560 Speaker 1: So again I ask you, if something terrible happens, do 203 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:24,679 Speaker 1: you believe them. I'm looking at a headline right here. Oh, 204 00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:26,600 Speaker 1: we'll get to the New York City public schools making 205 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:27,920 Speaker 1: fun of them at a moment. I have a headline 206 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:32,920 Speaker 1: right here. Visor executive admits COVID nineteen vaccine was never 207 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:36,360 Speaker 1: tested to prevent transmission. In case you missed it yesterday, 208 00:12:36,360 --> 00:12:42,360 Speaker 1: here she is the visor. COVID vaccine tested on stopping 209 00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:46,640 Speaker 1: the transmission of the virus before it entered the market. 210 00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:51,760 Speaker 1: Regarding the question around, did we know about stopping humanization 211 00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:56,640 Speaker 1: before it sentially the market? No? At these okay, they 212 00:12:56,679 --> 00:12:59,000 Speaker 1: didn't even know. That's the visor executive Again, these are 213 00:12:59,040 --> 00:13:03,360 Speaker 1: your institutions. Oxford Astrazenica vaccine shows that it's still seventy 214 00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:07,640 Speaker 1: six percent effective even ninety days after just one dose. 215 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:11,359 Speaker 1: This is important because it supports the British government's controversial 216 00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:14,760 Speaker 1: decision to space out vaccine doses by twelve weeks rather 217 00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:17,839 Speaker 1: than the usual six and Rosemary. That same research also 218 00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:21,400 Speaker 1: suggests that the vaccine not only prevents people from getting sick. 219 00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:25,120 Speaker 1: It also prevents transmission of the virus from person to person. 220 00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:29,959 Speaker 1: Here's another one. People who are fully vaccinated, they can 221 00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:32,480 Speaker 1: start to do some of the things that we none 222 00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:34,240 Speaker 1: of us really have done in a year. If you're 223 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:37,840 Speaker 1: fully vaccinated, you can start to go to restaurants. But 224 00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:40,439 Speaker 1: I think we should start to open and I think 225 00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:44,720 Speaker 1: the CDC needs to be more proactive in providing these guidelines. 226 00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:50,840 Speaker 1: But vaccination not only prevents you from acquiring severe illness, 227 00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:56,800 Speaker 1: but it we now know with certainty that it largely 228 00:13:56,880 --> 00:14:01,560 Speaker 1: prevents transmission. Here's another one, Visor announcing this week that 229 00:14:01,679 --> 00:14:04,800 Speaker 1: real world evidence coming out of Israel shows that this 230 00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:09,200 Speaker 1: vaccine was ninety four percent effective and preventing transmission of 231 00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:13,640 Speaker 1: asymptomatic COVID nineteen. There of course, has been a concern 232 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:17,520 Speaker 1: that vaccinated people could still get COVID nineteen and spread it, 233 00:14:17,559 --> 00:14:21,680 Speaker 1: maybe be an asymptomatic carrier. So what does this finding 234 00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:24,840 Speaker 1: mean for that concern? I would say, I think this 235 00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:27,680 Speaker 1: vaccine is My gut feeling is that this vaccines prevent 236 00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:31,000 Speaker 1: infection on therefore will prevent transmission. But to see, actually, 237 00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:33,880 Speaker 1: here's another one. The idea that this is not just 238 00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:38,120 Speaker 1: a vaccine that protects the individual, but that protects even 239 00:14:38,240 --> 00:14:42,320 Speaker 1: people who are not vaccinated yet because it prevents transmission. 240 00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:45,560 Speaker 1: Here's another one. Instead of the virus being able to 241 00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:48,360 Speaker 1: hop from person to person to person to person, spreading 242 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:51,640 Speaker 1: and spreading, potentially mutating and becoming more virulent and drug 243 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:54,600 Speaker 1: resistant along the way. Now we know that the vaccines 244 00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:59,840 Speaker 1: work well enough that the virus stops with every vaccinated person. 245 00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:05,200 Speaker 1: Do you trust your institutions? And if the answer to 246 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:09,240 Speaker 1: that question for a high enough percentage of Americans is no, 247 00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:15,560 Speaker 1: then we are in the endgame. Now. Now here's what 248 00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:20,120 Speaker 1: you might be thinking. This is understandable if you're thinking this, Jesse, 249 00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:24,920 Speaker 1: I'm not a stupid cheap I've never trusted the institutions. 250 00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:28,440 Speaker 1: The FBI has always lied, the FDA has always sucked, 251 00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:31,600 Speaker 1: the CDC has always sucked. The government has always lied. 252 00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:33,720 Speaker 1: They got the Gulf of Tonk and that this is 253 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:38,320 Speaker 1: the ruby ridge that. Let me explain something. I'm glad 254 00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:41,560 Speaker 1: you're aware. I'm not ripping on you. I'm glad you're aware. 255 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:45,000 Speaker 1: I'm glad you've been aware. I'm not talking about you. 256 00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:49,600 Speaker 1: I'm talking about a high enough percentage of Americans. When 257 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:54,200 Speaker 1: that percentage gets as high as it is. Now, how 258 00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:58,720 Speaker 1: do we go on? Have people considered that we are 259 00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:01,040 Speaker 1: going to have another emergence see of some kind? I 260 00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:03,960 Speaker 1: mentioned Los Angeles burning or another disease, but who knows 261 00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:07,040 Speaker 1: what it would be. There is always another emergency around 262 00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:09,400 Speaker 1: the corner. Kids, That's just the way life works. Peaks 263 00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:12,040 Speaker 1: and valleys, that's the way it works. The next time 264 00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:16,320 Speaker 1: one comes rolling on down the train tracks, what percentage 265 00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:20,960 Speaker 1: of America will have any trust whatsoever in the things 266 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:24,520 Speaker 1: they have been told. If the answer to that question 267 00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:31,280 Speaker 1: is oh, I don't know, hopefully half, well, we're in very, 268 00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:35,120 Speaker 1: very deep trouble. And I would argue it's at least 269 00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:39,280 Speaker 1: half all right. We need to make fun of these 270 00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:43,560 Speaker 1: schools claiming they're buckling. Here, Before we talk about buckling schools, 271 00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:48,600 Speaker 1: let's do talk about something. Corporate America has certainly done 272 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:52,680 Speaker 1: their part in destroying the trust of institutions. You don't 273 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:56,680 Speaker 1: trust corporate America either, and they have carried the government message, 274 00:16:56,720 --> 00:17:00,040 Speaker 1: the lying message, over and over and over again, and 275 00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:02,320 Speaker 1: don't believe me. I want you to do me a 276 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:05,439 Speaker 1: quick favor. I want you to think about who your 277 00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:07,680 Speaker 1: mobile provider is. You got it? In your head. Who 278 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:09,560 Speaker 1: provides your cell phone service? And I want you to 279 00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:11,920 Speaker 1: pick up your cell phone right now, or if you're 280 00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:14,040 Speaker 1: on a computer, that's fine, and I want you to 281 00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:18,399 Speaker 1: type in their name and vaccines and find out what 282 00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:23,159 Speaker 1: they said about vaccines, vaccine requirements, vaccine transmissions. There's a 283 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:27,240 Speaker 1: very good chance your cell phone provider was holly a 284 00:17:27,359 --> 00:17:30,919 Speaker 1: participant and the lies that have destroyed the trust in 285 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:34,160 Speaker 1: America's institutions. You know who didn't do that? Pure talk. 286 00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:37,520 Speaker 1: They do a lot more than save you a fortune. 287 00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:40,720 Speaker 1: Average family saves over nine hundred dollars a year. They 288 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:44,960 Speaker 1: haven't spitten your face. They love this country, they never will. 289 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:48,560 Speaker 1: Plus an extra fifty percent off your first month not 290 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:52,720 Speaker 1: too bad from your cell phone. Right now, Dial pound 291 00:17:53,119 --> 00:17:57,640 Speaker 1: two five zero and say Jesse Kelly. That'll save you 292 00:17:57,760 --> 00:18:01,960 Speaker 1: an additional fifty percent off your first month. Dial pound 293 00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:07,200 Speaker 1: two five zero, say Jesse Kelly. Put your money where 294 00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:11,159 Speaker 1: your mortals are. I am trying and I'll never stop 295 00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:13,080 Speaker 1: trying to get better and better and better at that. 296 00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:15,320 Speaker 1: Don't feel guilty if you still screw up. I screw 297 00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:17,600 Speaker 1: up all the time. Well we can get better, right 298 00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:22,720 Speaker 1: Dial pound two five zero, say Jesse Kelly and switch 299 00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:24,960 Speaker 1: to pure tacket takes less than ten minutes. Do it 300 00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:28,840 Speaker 1: right now, because after you've done doing that, we're gonna 301 00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:40,760 Speaker 1: make fun of New York schools. Hang on. It is 302 00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:44,560 Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wednesday. Wishing everyone a 303 00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:48,560 Speaker 1: very merry from us to you here on the Jesse 304 00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:52,080 Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Remember you can email me Jesse at Jesse 305 00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:56,520 Speaker 1: Kelly Show dot com Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. 306 00:18:56,640 --> 00:19:00,359 Speaker 1: Dear mister showgun, I'm very pleased to hear your show 307 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:04,359 Speaker 1: is growing like an infestation of communism. Very happy about 308 00:19:04,359 --> 00:19:07,080 Speaker 1: your success. Just hoping that you keep sitting at our 309 00:19:07,119 --> 00:19:09,720 Speaker 1: table and don't go sit at the cool kids table. 310 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:12,840 Speaker 1: You're one of us, working class, down home beer drinking, 311 00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:16,120 Speaker 1: red blooded Americans. Thank you for reading our emails, even 312 00:19:16,119 --> 00:19:20,439 Speaker 1: though you are an elite world renowned author. God bless you, 313 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:24,040 Speaker 1: sir well. I will tell you this real quickly. It 314 00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:29,960 Speaker 1: does help that I don't hang around politicians or political pundits. 315 00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:33,120 Speaker 1: Don't get me wrong. I have to go to events, right, 316 00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:35,199 Speaker 1: you know, to I have to go hang out with 317 00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:37,280 Speaker 1: the suits and then I'll go see other people, or 318 00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:39,399 Speaker 1: I'll go do an event for trying to get this 319 00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:41,840 Speaker 1: guy elected or something like that. Oh, I've got a 320 00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:45,720 Speaker 1: story about that. By the way, Chris, Oh, I've got 321 00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:48,840 Speaker 1: to do more local activism, and I'm mad about it. Anyway. 322 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:52,240 Speaker 1: I don't hang out with any of those people. My friends. 323 00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:55,760 Speaker 1: My best friend down here, he does construction, that's what 324 00:19:55,840 --> 00:20:00,480 Speaker 1: he does. My other buddy does RVs, manages RVs. Another 325 00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:04,320 Speaker 1: body of mine does cars, another body of mine manages 326 00:20:04,359 --> 00:20:07,560 Speaker 1: a restaurant here. I just those are my friends. I 327 00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:10,960 Speaker 1: hang out with normal people, and I think that probably 328 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:14,800 Speaker 1: gains some perspective. Speaking of perspective, because perspective is very 329 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,479 Speaker 1: a very valuable thing, is it not. It's a very 330 00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:25,000 Speaker 1: valuable thing. New York City public schools are buckling under 331 00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:31,639 Speaker 1: the influx of fifty five hundred migrant kids. Buckling is 332 00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:34,080 Speaker 1: the word they use. That's courtesy of Daily Mail. By 333 00:20:34,119 --> 00:20:37,240 Speaker 1: the way, New York City schools buckling under those kids. 334 00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:42,119 Speaker 1: Buckling a we have a brand. New York has a brand. 335 00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:46,639 Speaker 1: Kansas doesn't have a brand. There's a town in my 336 00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:52,240 Speaker 1: area called Alvin, Texas like Alvin and the Chipmunks, right, Alvin, 337 00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:55,440 Speaker 1: Texas home of the great Nolan Ryan, I should point out. 338 00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:59,199 Speaker 1: But Alvin Texas, also the home of one of the 339 00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:03,520 Speaker 1: great Mexican restaurants of all times, Cold Want Eat is 340 00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:06,960 Speaker 1: what Chris I can talk about it. I know it's 341 00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:10,200 Speaker 1: attached to a laundry mat. Those are the best Mexican restaurants. 342 00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:12,720 Speaker 1: He's not making that up. The parking lot is so 343 00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:16,280 Speaker 1: small because it is not only attached to a laundry mat. 344 00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:19,959 Speaker 1: On one side, it's attached to somebody's mobile home, if 345 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,840 Speaker 1: I remember, right on the other side. This is all 346 00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:24,959 Speaker 1: we're talking about, one big complex. The parking lots so small. 347 00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:29,360 Speaker 1: Everyone just pulls in right behind someone else. And so 348 00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:31,719 Speaker 1: if you happen to be the car that's boxed in, 349 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:34,240 Speaker 1: it's just understood you keep her eye out the window. 350 00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:36,720 Speaker 1: If you happen to get done first, he just let 351 00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:38,280 Speaker 1: somebody know and they'll go out and back their car 352 00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:40,480 Speaker 1: out so you can go out and back out. It's 353 00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:43,880 Speaker 1: crappy little Mexican place. The tortilla chips. Have you ever 354 00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:47,520 Speaker 1: seen the big fifty five gallon trash cans. If you 355 00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:50,560 Speaker 1: go in and get nachos or anything like that, you'll 356 00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:53,000 Speaker 1: see them scooping the tortilla chips out of a big 357 00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:56,639 Speaker 1: fifty five gallon trash can. It's a trash can. They 358 00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:59,439 Speaker 1: have the greatest green salsa I've ever eaten in my 359 00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:01,560 Speaker 1: entire you know what. Never mind, never mind anyway, there's 360 00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:08,040 Speaker 1: a town called Alvin, Texas, twenty six thousand people. That's small. 361 00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:12,239 Speaker 1: That is small. That's smaller than the town, well than 362 00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:13,840 Speaker 1: one of the towns I grew up in. It's not 363 00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:15,959 Speaker 1: smaller than the first town, but it's definitely smaller than 364 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:20,840 Speaker 1: That's a small town. They have, or at least they had. 365 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,120 Speaker 1: We suspect they still do, but it kind of scrubbed 366 00:22:23,119 --> 00:22:30,399 Speaker 1: the website. They have a Spanish wing of their elementary school. 367 00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:36,200 Speaker 1: They have such an influx of illegals who don't speak 368 00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:40,160 Speaker 1: English that they have a wing they've had to dedicate 369 00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:43,840 Speaker 1: in their school. A small town of twenty six thousand people. 370 00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:46,080 Speaker 1: I want you to wrap your mind around what exactly 371 00:22:46,119 --> 00:22:50,720 Speaker 1: the budget is for alvin id Alvin Independent School District. 372 00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:52,560 Speaker 1: I want you to think to yourself. I want you 373 00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:56,240 Speaker 1: to think about New York City, the Big Apple, all 374 00:22:56,400 --> 00:23:00,240 Speaker 1: that wealth, all that tourism, all that finance, all that. 375 00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:03,119 Speaker 1: I mean, obviously, as you know, most important city in 376 00:23:03,119 --> 00:23:09,120 Speaker 1: the world. Alvin, Texas, just one example, has been so 377 00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:15,480 Speaker 1: drowned in illegal immigrants and now gangs that they have 378 00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:20,000 Speaker 1: had to create a Spanish only wing of their school. 379 00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:24,520 Speaker 1: So you're going to have to forgive me. If New 380 00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:29,600 Speaker 1: York City, the biggest city in America, suddenly gets an 381 00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:34,560 Speaker 1: influx of twenty thousand illegal immigrants and fifty five hundred 382 00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:38,400 Speaker 1: of them have to go into schools, You're really going 383 00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:41,199 Speaker 1: to have to forgive me if I don't buy the 384 00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:47,280 Speaker 1: we're buckling thing at all, because cities, well I should 385 00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:52,760 Speaker 1: say towns across southern California and New Mexico and Arizona 386 00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:57,920 Speaker 1: and Texas have been dealing with this forever, this kind 387 00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:00,080 Speaker 1: of stuff. You know, I shouldn't just say border town, 388 00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:04,160 Speaker 1: because this stuff has been happening in Missouri, in Georgia, 389 00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:09,400 Speaker 1: in various states across the United States of America. Forever, 390 00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:14,920 Speaker 1: these NGOs, these off of these quote non government and 391 00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:18,959 Speaker 1: these non government organizations, they will gather up all these 392 00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:22,000 Speaker 1: illegal immigrants who are for some reason, because we're an 393 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:26,560 Speaker 1: insane country, they'll just turn them loose. In America. Hey, hey, Pablo, 394 00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:29,680 Speaker 1: we'll call you for your court date. Anyway, go ahead 395 00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:33,040 Speaker 1: and go to school. We got we gotta educate Loupe 396 00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:38,000 Speaker 1: go to school. We just send them to small town USA, 397 00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:42,720 Speaker 1: red state USA. So you're going to have to forgive 398 00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:45,960 Speaker 1: me if I don't bust out the violin and play it. 399 00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:51,399 Speaker 1: Just because deep blue New York City is finally getting 400 00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:56,359 Speaker 1: a dany, diny taste of what the rest of America 401 00:24:56,400 --> 00:25:00,560 Speaker 1: has been going through for a very very very long time. 402 00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:06,320 Speaker 1: Breaking news. It's not good if your country, state city 403 00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:10,320 Speaker 1: suddenly gets an influx of people who don't belong there, 404 00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:14,919 Speaker 1: don't speak the language, and water down, slash, destroy the 405 00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:20,560 Speaker 1: culture that's called illegal immigration. And it's bad. But guess what, 406 00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:27,359 Speaker 1: it's bad for everyone. You just didn't know until now. 407 00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:31,840 Speaker 1: You just didn't realize it until now. And now that 408 00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:35,280 Speaker 1: you're getting to experience all the glory of all of 409 00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:39,080 Speaker 1: a sudden have your culture dumped on. Now that you're 410 00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:42,520 Speaker 1: getting to experience the glory of being the world's open sewer, 411 00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:45,600 Speaker 1: I don't want to hear any complaints about how you're 412 00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:51,040 Speaker 1: buckling at all. Congratulations, you're a sanctuary city. You got 413 00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:54,280 Speaker 1: a brand. I have a brand. New York has a brand. 414 00:25:55,040 --> 00:26:00,520 Speaker 1: Kansas doesn't have a brand. Enjoy it, Enjoy every single 415 00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:04,720 Speaker 1: waking minute of it, because God knows the southern towns 416 00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:07,879 Speaker 1: and red state America hasn't been enjoying it for quite 417 00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:12,199 Speaker 1: some time. Now, let's go back to something Biden was 418 00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:16,399 Speaker 1: talking about. I want to play this for you. I 419 00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:20,760 Speaker 1: want you to listen very very closely. Remember how I've 420 00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:25,480 Speaker 1: been predicting that Joe Biden isn't going to run for reelection, 421 00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:29,880 Speaker 1: and that after the midterms he's basically going to resign 422 00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:32,399 Speaker 1: and or just go ahead and announce that he's not 423 00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:35,840 Speaker 1: running for reelection, because then it opens up the field. Man. 424 00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:38,640 Speaker 1: I just love being right. It's so much fun being 425 00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:40,800 Speaker 1: right all the time. I want you to listen to Joe, 426 00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:42,920 Speaker 1: and I want you to listen really closely and tell 427 00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:44,800 Speaker 1: me if you pick up on it. It's hard through 428 00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:47,119 Speaker 1: all the slurs and stumbles, but listen, it's one of 429 00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:49,920 Speaker 1: the calculations that you think you're the only one who 430 00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:53,600 Speaker 1: can beat Donald Trump. I believe I can beat Donald Trump. Again. 431 00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:59,000 Speaker 1: He's talking about the calculations of whether or not he's 432 00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:04,760 Speaker 1: running for real action. He's talking about the calculations, and 433 00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:07,280 Speaker 1: when he's asked about it, we missed a little little 434 00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:09,000 Speaker 1: clip of it. We'll grab it for you in a second. 435 00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:12,560 Speaker 1: When he's asked about it, he references the mid terms. 436 00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:17,199 Speaker 1: That's what he references. Listen, here's here's the here's the 437 00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:19,359 Speaker 1: full version. We'll play you that in just a moment. 438 00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:21,080 Speaker 1: But before we play you that, I want to play 439 00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:23,080 Speaker 1: you this well. I want to play you anything. I 440 00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:25,760 Speaker 1: want to talk to you about this. I want to 441 00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:29,560 Speaker 1: talk to you about your allergies because they probably suck. 442 00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:36,600 Speaker 1: You got that dust film everywhere, itchy eyes, snotty. You know. 443 00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:41,040 Speaker 1: I've gone through that forever, forever. When we move from 444 00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:45,520 Speaker 1: Ohio to Montana, that's when my allergies just started kicking 445 00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:49,439 Speaker 1: me in the face. I don't even own over the 446 00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:53,840 Speaker 1: counter allergy medication anymore. I don't even own it. Eden 447 00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:57,840 Speaker 1: Pure Thunderstorm. When you get your first one, you're gonna 448 00:27:57,840 --> 00:27:59,399 Speaker 1: think I was lying to you because it's just this 449 00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:02,680 Speaker 1: little black box. It's an air purifier, but it hardly 450 00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:04,560 Speaker 1: even makes any noise goes right in the outlet in 451 00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:09,360 Speaker 1: the wall. They're miracles. I own six of them now. 452 00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:11,960 Speaker 1: I keep three in the studio, three at my house. 453 00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:15,640 Speaker 1: You go buy yourself a three pack of Eden Pure Thunderstorm. 454 00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:17,639 Speaker 1: I bet you money. You will write me an email 455 00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:21,280 Speaker 1: thanking me. Everyone else seems to of go to Eden 456 00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:27,439 Speaker 1: pure deals dot com. Code is Jesse three. That's Jesse 457 00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:30,360 Speaker 1: and the number three that I'll get you a three 458 00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:33,600 Speaker 1: pack for two hundred dollars off plus three shipping Eden 459 00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:37,720 Speaker 1: pure deals dot com code Jesse three. We'll be right back. 460 00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:41,440 Speaker 1: I'll play you that sound you're listening to the Oracle 461 00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:46,080 Speaker 1: Love This one hates a screen baby The Jesse Kelly Show. 462 00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:54,280 Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Remember if you miss 463 00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:56,040 Speaker 1: any part of the show, you can catch the whole 464 00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:59,880 Speaker 1: thing on iHeart, Google's, Spotify and iTunes. We still have 465 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,040 Speaker 1: so much to get to. We're gonna talk about female 466 00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:05,080 Speaker 1: comedians later on, and I have to complain about local 467 00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:08,160 Speaker 1: activism because I have to do some more of it. What, Chris, 468 00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:11,040 Speaker 1: believe me, I'm actually people are gonna find you know what, Chris, 469 00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:12,880 Speaker 1: I'm gonna do this ten minutes. So now, just just 470 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:15,760 Speaker 1: despite you, I'm gonna talk about the female comedian thing. 471 00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:19,000 Speaker 1: I'm actually going to defend them. I know no one 472 00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:22,000 Speaker 1: sees that coming. No, no, no, I'm gonna defend them, 473 00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:25,400 Speaker 1: both of you, both of you misogynists. Just stay with me. 474 00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:29,120 Speaker 1: By the way, talking about that Mexican joint now now 475 00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:30,920 Speaker 1: I'm starving, and we need to see if we can 476 00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:33,560 Speaker 1: order some food in between breaks. We're gonna we need 477 00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:36,160 Speaker 1: to order some food. Look, you don't want me to 478 00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:39,000 Speaker 1: get in a bad mood. I'll start screaming into the radio. 479 00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:42,520 Speaker 1: I'll just it'll just be miserable. Yes, Chris, we call 480 00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:45,120 Speaker 1: it the darkness for you new listeners of the show. 481 00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:48,720 Speaker 1: I don't know what the medical term is because I'm 482 00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:52,640 Speaker 1: what's that word, stupid and uneducated? But I think I 483 00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:55,440 Speaker 1: might be hypoglin semic. I think that's the word. This 484 00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:59,600 Speaker 1: has been known for years when I was running for Congress. Actually, 485 00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:02,560 Speaker 1: my staffers when we drive around should always drive around 486 00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:05,480 Speaker 1: at campaign events and things like that. They would know 487 00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:09,240 Speaker 1: you had to have a granola bar or a bottle 488 00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:11,680 Speaker 1: of orange juice or something with some sort of sugar 489 00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:14,920 Speaker 1: in it. Because if I could be hungry hungry, it's okay. 490 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:17,080 Speaker 1: I can deal with the misery being hungry. But at 491 00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:20,000 Speaker 1: some point in time they would see like this dark 492 00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:23,400 Speaker 1: cloud come over me and they would whip something out 493 00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:25,880 Speaker 1: and they would have to hit They called it the darkness. What, Chris, 494 00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:30,960 Speaker 1: how do I survive? First of all, Chris, Chris asked 495 00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:34,120 Speaker 1: how I survived the military. First, I wasn't in the military. 496 00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:36,959 Speaker 1: I was in the Marines. Okay, there's I was in 497 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:43,440 Speaker 1: the men's department, all right, that's one two. Um, I 498 00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:47,000 Speaker 1: packed a lot of food. Now here, no, no, here, 499 00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:49,320 Speaker 1: We'll get back to politics sentiment. Okay, you want an 500 00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:54,360 Speaker 1: honest story, it's the true story. When you're in the Marines, 501 00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:56,800 Speaker 1: especially in the infantry. I can't speak for other branches 502 00:30:57,120 --> 00:31:00,120 Speaker 1: or other other moss other jobs, but when you're in 503 00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:03,800 Speaker 1: the infantry, you always go out to what we called 504 00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:06,400 Speaker 1: the field. And I'm sorry if I've ever called it 505 00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:09,040 Speaker 1: the field in the past without explaining it. When you're 506 00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:13,320 Speaker 1: on base, when you're on your home base by base 507 00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:17,880 Speaker 1: was twenty nine Palms, California, you would you would always, 508 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:21,280 Speaker 1: almost always be in a barracks room. I say almost 509 00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:23,400 Speaker 1: because if you got married or whatnot, they'd move you 510 00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:26,080 Speaker 1: into some crappy base house. But for the most part, 511 00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:29,840 Speaker 1: you're in a barracks. Now. It's generally not like you 512 00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:32,400 Speaker 1: see in boot camp where you're all in one big building. 513 00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:37,680 Speaker 1: It's the like a dorm room, the best way I 514 00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:39,480 Speaker 1: can describe it's a dorm room. Not a very nice 515 00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:40,840 Speaker 1: dorm room, but you're in a dorm room. You have 516 00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:42,400 Speaker 1: a room lad or two and you stay in a 517 00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:44,600 Speaker 1: crappy bunk and you have to keep it spotless at 518 00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:47,560 Speaker 1: all times and things like that. Okay, but you do 519 00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:49,640 Speaker 1: some training there and things like that. But where you 520 00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:52,520 Speaker 1: really get your good training is you go out to 521 00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:55,960 Speaker 1: the field. You know, it's a huge base. The actual 522 00:31:56,240 --> 00:32:00,840 Speaker 1: town portion very very small. There's all the wilderness out 523 00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:04,160 Speaker 1: there in the desert and twenty nine palms. You're always 524 00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:07,880 Speaker 1: going out to the field. Sometimes it's for two nights, 525 00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:11,120 Speaker 1: sometimes it's for two weeks, but whatever the case. Maybe 526 00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:13,920 Speaker 1: you would go out to the field and you would 527 00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:17,200 Speaker 1: live out in the wilderness, sleeping on the ground out 528 00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:20,320 Speaker 1: in the under the open stars, and you would do 529 00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:23,200 Speaker 1: all these different training drills. During the day, you do 530 00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:26,360 Speaker 1: big combined shoots. And then I'm gonna explain this for 531 00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:29,560 Speaker 1: civilian types. A combined shoot would be like if you 532 00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:34,200 Speaker 1: have an infantry company, you have basic infantrymen, then you 533 00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:36,720 Speaker 1: have this is what I did. You have a weapons matune. 534 00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:39,840 Speaker 1: But part of weapons patune is heavy machine guns and 535 00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:44,080 Speaker 1: explosives that we call those assaults. I'm not gonna go 536 00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:45,800 Speaker 1: into the details. And then there were mortars. That's what 537 00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:47,920 Speaker 1: I did, mortars like you see in the movies. So 538 00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:50,320 Speaker 1: we had to hunt more weight unlike those other losers. 539 00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:52,080 Speaker 1: But we're not going into that. But you would do 540 00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:55,400 Speaker 1: combine things. Okay, how do these regular infantry guys assault 541 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:58,640 Speaker 1: with machine guns supporting them and mortars supporting them? Just 542 00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:00,840 Speaker 1: a big combined arms thinking. You train for combat, all right, 543 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:04,840 Speaker 1: that makes sense, you train for combat. You also don't 544 00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:10,640 Speaker 1: exactly eat great because you're eating MRIs. There's nothing else. 545 00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:15,520 Speaker 1: It's the prepackaged MRIs and you don't get to eat regularly. 546 00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:18,960 Speaker 1: They had this great saying, the freaking sadus in the Marines. 547 00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:22,000 Speaker 1: They always said chow, which is what we called meal time. Chow. 548 00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:26,760 Speaker 1: Chow is continuous, which is always translated to you're not 549 00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:28,920 Speaker 1: going to have a chance to eat. We're starving you 550 00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:31,920 Speaker 1: to death. You may die today from starvation. That's that's 551 00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:35,000 Speaker 1: what chow is continuous means. Chow is continuous means we've 552 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:38,760 Speaker 1: set exide, We've set aside exactly zero time for you 553 00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:41,200 Speaker 1: to ever eat. You may die out here today. That's 554 00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:47,240 Speaker 1: what chow is continuous means. So me I got famous 555 00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:49,760 Speaker 1: for this in the end, made some money on this 556 00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:53,160 Speaker 1: by the way, But when I was getting sent to 557 00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:56,000 Speaker 1: the field. Look, you don't get to pack luggage. Okay, 558 00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:59,040 Speaker 1: you have your pack, you have your ruck. You have 559 00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:01,040 Speaker 1: a big pack that you can picture it on the 560 00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:04,240 Speaker 1: back of your back. That's what you have. You had 561 00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:07,720 Speaker 1: a very specific set of things you had to pack. 562 00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:10,359 Speaker 1: They would inspect it. You would have to lay out 563 00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:13,040 Speaker 1: all your stuff. Do you have enough pairs of socks there? 564 00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:15,720 Speaker 1: Do you have your foot powder? They would lay everything 565 00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:18,280 Speaker 1: out there. They had to make sure you had everything 566 00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:19,920 Speaker 1: you needed, and then you would have to pack all 567 00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:23,880 Speaker 1: that into your ruck. But there was no real rule 568 00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:30,440 Speaker 1: saying you couldn't add some things afterwards. I had a 569 00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:33,640 Speaker 1: little compartment, and they everyone had this compartment, A little 570 00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:36,560 Speaker 1: zipper compartment at the top of my flap of my pack. 571 00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:42,040 Speaker 1: The easiest access thing in your pack mine if I 572 00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:44,520 Speaker 1: didn't have to hump out into the field, and sometimes 573 00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:46,840 Speaker 1: even if I did have to hump, I would pack 574 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:53,240 Speaker 1: ten to fifteen pounds of food out into the field 575 00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:55,560 Speaker 1: with me. Those little you know that you've seen them 576 00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:58,200 Speaker 1: in the grocery store. You've seen the little beef and 577 00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:01,720 Speaker 1: cheese sticks, the combination packs of the beef and cheese sticks. 578 00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:03,840 Speaker 1: Chris is laughing, because I make the guys by it 579 00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:07,160 Speaker 1: for the studio. Now, I would I would seriously bring 580 00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:09,799 Speaker 1: twenty of those to the field with me and when 581 00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:11,600 Speaker 1: we would go off to do a shoot, because I 582 00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:13,120 Speaker 1: would know by this point in time I was going 583 00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:15,640 Speaker 1: to starve to death. It was not uncommon for me 584 00:35:15,719 --> 00:35:19,920 Speaker 1: not only to bring a cargo packet, a cargo pocket 585 00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:23,960 Speaker 1: full of beef and cheese sticks. I'd bring little mini 586 00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:27,800 Speaker 1: bottles of hot sauce. I'd bring little crackers and things 587 00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:30,880 Speaker 1: like that. Because Chris, when I have to eat, I 588 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,200 Speaker 1: have to eat. I've tried to explain this, and now 589 00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:35,840 Speaker 1: everyone who I work with, Chris and Michael get it. 590 00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:38,839 Speaker 1: The campaign gets it. The wife definitely gets it. When 591 00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:43,040 Speaker 1: I tell you I have to eat, I'm not telling 592 00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:46,080 Speaker 1: you I'm hungry. I will tell you I'm hungry. If 593 00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:48,120 Speaker 1: I'm hungry, that I'm hungry. When I tell you I 594 00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:52,000 Speaker 1: need to eat, I need to eat, and for your sake, 595 00:35:52,239 --> 00:35:56,839 Speaker 1: you better make sure I eat. What, Chris, what am 596 00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:58,840 Speaker 1: I going to do in Israel when there's only Jewish food? 597 00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:02,200 Speaker 1: Do you honestly think that I'm not going to bring 598 00:36:02,239 --> 00:36:04,080 Speaker 1: an entire suit case full of food? With me. I 599 00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:06,439 Speaker 1: already told the wife I'm gonna she's freaking out because 600 00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:10,000 Speaker 1: she knows I'm serious. I'm gonna have chips and k so, 601 00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:13,200 Speaker 1: I'm gonna have beef and cheese sticks. I'm gonna have everything. 602 00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:14,640 Speaker 1: And by the way, if you're coming with us on 603 00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:17,399 Speaker 1: the Israel trip, don't think you're gonna come mooch all 604 00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:20,719 Speaker 1: my food. Okay, I may share a little bit of it, 605 00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:24,280 Speaker 1: but don't think you're gonna mooch all my food. You can, however, 606 00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:27,759 Speaker 1: come to us, come with us to Israel if you want. 607 00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:30,440 Speaker 1: Come to us, Come with us to Israel if you want. 608 00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:35,080 Speaker 1: Next July, the spots are limited. I need to stress 609 00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:38,120 Speaker 1: that they are limited. But July seventeenth to the twenty 610 00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:41,240 Speaker 1: third of twenty twenty three, we're doing a Holy Land 611 00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:44,520 Speaker 1: tour as a show. I'm so going to geek out 612 00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:46,960 Speaker 1: on history over there. If we're gonna walk where Jesus 613 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,320 Speaker 1: walked and make fun of Chris, it's gonna be awesome. 614 00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:51,799 Speaker 1: If you want to come, you have to go to 615 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:58,680 Speaker 1: Christian Expedition dot com slash Jesse. Okay, Christian Expedition dot 616 00:36:58,719 --> 00:37:02,399 Speaker 1: com slash jee or maybe you're on the road don't 617 00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:05,120 Speaker 1: get on the web. If you're on the road, truckers, 618 00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:09,600 Speaker 1: just make a phone call. Eight seven seven two three 619 00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:15,040 Speaker 1: four three zero zero two. Eight seven seven two three 620 00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:19,319 Speaker 1: four three zero zero two. And I totally blew that. 621 00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:21,640 Speaker 1: I didn't mean to blow the entire thing. I was 622 00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:24,399 Speaker 1: supposed to play you some Joe Biden stuff which I'll 623 00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:27,520 Speaker 1: get to. And I'll defend female comedians saxt