WEBVTT - Darby and Alexis Have Paranormal Opinions 0:00:07.440 --> 0:00:12.320 What's that ap my bed? It's spooky, Hey, Jukie, I'm 0:00:12.320 --> 0:00:16.360 pretty sure it's dead. It's coming this way. Wait a minute. 0:00:16.960 --> 0:00:30.160 I'm hosted as Nanda's Please Hey bio. It's me Roz 0:00:30.800 --> 0:00:36.240 and welcome to Ghosted by Roz Hernandez, the podcast where 0:00:36.360 --> 0:00:40.840 I talk to people that I like about the paranormal 0:00:41.840 --> 0:00:43.360 Happy Pride Month. 0:00:44.159 --> 0:00:44.360 Ah. 0:00:45.120 --> 0:00:49.280 I have got two of my favorite drag queens on 0:00:49.440 --> 0:00:53.760 the show today, Darby and Alexis. You know them from 0:00:53.840 --> 0:00:58.760 their popular YouTube channel I Am a Joe and their 0:00:58.880 --> 0:01:04.200 podcast I Am a Joe in my homosexual opinion? How 0:01:04.480 --> 0:01:07.760 perfect for Pride? Before we get to that, let me 0:01:07.840 --> 0:01:13.000 read you a story from a listener named Jacob. Jacob writes, 0:01:13.880 --> 0:01:16.800 I used to have a lot of weird dreams, starting 0:01:16.880 --> 0:01:21.560 after a cancer scare. I had regular sleep paralysis and 0:01:21.600 --> 0:01:27.080 would see shadowy figures, weird winged, creepy things across the room, 0:01:27.880 --> 0:01:31.000 and would get spooned by something from time to time. 0:01:31.880 --> 0:01:38.520 Like spooned, it was intimate, but not quite sexual. It 0:01:38.680 --> 0:01:42.000 just felt like arms wrapped around me and a torso 0:01:42.319 --> 0:01:46.479 in my back. But I think the most interesting things 0:01:46.800 --> 0:01:51.280 I've ever experienced have coincided with similar experiences by my dad. 0:01:52.240 --> 0:01:55.800 I guess we're both sensitive a little in a similar way. 0:01:56.720 --> 0:02:00.120 For a short time, i'd moved back in with my 0:02:00.240 --> 0:02:04.040 parents after grad school. My dad is a pastor at 0:02:04.120 --> 0:02:07.000 a church. This means that he and my mom have 0:02:07.400 --> 0:02:11.600 primarily lived at a parsonage. For those of you that 0:02:11.680 --> 0:02:15.040 don't know, it's like a rectory, oh my least favorite word. 0:02:15.760 --> 0:02:18.200 It's a house that the church owns and is provided 0:02:18.320 --> 0:02:23.400 to the current pastor. Anyway, we didn't have Wi Fi 0:02:23.639 --> 0:02:27.560 directly installed in the house. A few nights, I needed 0:02:27.600 --> 0:02:30.160 to do work on my computer and I popped across 0:02:30.280 --> 0:02:33.120 the yard to the church to use the internet to 0:02:33.200 --> 0:02:36.520 my dad's office. I was in the church alone at 0:02:36.600 --> 0:02:39.919 a stupid time. I don't know why I needed to 0:02:40.000 --> 0:02:43.160 be there after midnight, but I did three nights in 0:02:43.240 --> 0:02:47.200 a row in the basement of an old church. Each 0:02:47.360 --> 0:02:51.920 night I heard somebody coughing like a strong man cough, 0:02:52.880 --> 0:02:56.600 just a couple of coughs. I didn't think about it 0:02:56.720 --> 0:03:00.200 after that, but the second night it happened again. Now 0:03:00.280 --> 0:03:03.200 keep in mind, the entire building is locked. There are 0:03:03.320 --> 0:03:06.880 cameras outside of this church. There was nobody other than 0:03:06.960 --> 0:03:10.639 me at this point, coming in and out. Well, the 0:03:10.800 --> 0:03:14.480 third night had happened. I had an argument with whatever 0:03:14.800 --> 0:03:19.079 was making this cough. I told them I respected their existence, 0:03:19.280 --> 0:03:23.400 but to shell out. Not long after that, Dad was 0:03:23.480 --> 0:03:26.480 working in his office alone with the church locked up. 0:03:27.200 --> 0:03:30.560 Nobody was there other than him. He heard a chair 0:03:30.840 --> 0:03:35.000 be pulled across the floor, a metal folding chair on 0:03:35.120 --> 0:03:39.560 a concrete floor. He decided to anoint the church with oil. 0:03:40.160 --> 0:03:46.160 He's Baptists. Baptists aren't high church and don't deal with 0:03:46.400 --> 0:03:50.400 paranormal things directly like this. But he did and hasn't 0:03:50.440 --> 0:03:54.440 had an issue since. Okay, that sounds like some good 0:03:54.520 --> 0:03:59.640 oil that he's got there. Interesting. One of our guests 0:03:59.640 --> 0:04:06.720 today is a former Baptist, Southern Baptist. So it's staying 0:04:06.840 --> 0:04:11.839 on theme. Just so you know. I am on tour. Well, 0:04:12.160 --> 0:04:15.040 I'm just doing a couple of Pride gigs here and 0:04:15.120 --> 0:04:18.360 there for this month, but then, oh my god, July 0:04:18.720 --> 0:04:22.560 on August, I'm all over America. So go get those 0:04:22.680 --> 0:04:26.400 tickets at ras Hernandez tour dot com to hear me 0:04:26.720 --> 0:04:31.040 talk about funny things on stage into a microphone for 0:04:31.279 --> 0:04:37.919 an audience. Okay, here we go. My conversation with Darby 0:04:38.279 --> 0:04:51.000 and Alexis and with the show, I am joined by 0:04:51.080 --> 0:05:02.080 my two arch nemesis Nemessi Melemasi Nemesies Darby at Alexis. Hi, Hi, raight. 0:05:03.480 --> 0:05:05.919 I went on your podcast and all of your followers 0:05:06.200 --> 0:05:09.920 thought that I was just evil and they hated me. 0:05:10.560 --> 0:05:13.680 That was not that was not your personality. It's because 0:05:13.760 --> 0:05:17.200 you came out as trans on our podcast. Oh did I? 0:05:17.760 --> 0:05:23.080 I didn't. Did you came out? And I never said that, 0:05:23.440 --> 0:05:26.080 I'm gonna just take these off until it's time. Oh 0:05:26.200 --> 0:05:29.000 and if you're just listening, she's talking about her panties 0:05:30.920 --> 0:05:35.359 were panties. When I'm dressed as a globe, you are problems. 0:05:35.680 --> 0:05:39.279 You are just okay like a globe. The reason being 0:05:39.960 --> 0:05:42.320 this is ghosted? Did you know that this is ghosted 0:05:42.360 --> 0:05:45.440 with ros hernandaz So? I dressed up as my favorite 0:05:45.480 --> 0:05:51.000 future ghost the world because it's Dyet. She's dying, nothing 0:05:51.160 --> 0:05:54.560 scarier than global warming. I don't care what that podcast says. 0:05:54.560 --> 0:05:57.400 I don't think Greta Thunberg is this flop or whatever? 0:05:58.520 --> 0:06:01.160 Do you see that now? I find it interesting that 0:06:01.240 --> 0:06:01.960 you guys are saying this. 0:06:03.080 --> 0:06:05.240 Why No, I didn't hear you with her. I don't 0:06:05.240 --> 0:06:06.360 believe in global warming. 0:06:06.880 --> 0:06:07.919 So you don't believe in. 0:06:08.360 --> 0:06:10.200 Absolutely, and I'll believe it when I see it. 0:06:11.040 --> 0:06:15.400 But Darby, you do. I believe women, and I believe 0:06:15.440 --> 0:06:19.600 Greta Thunberg, Oh, mother Thurnberg. Yeah, okay. Did you see 0:06:19.640 --> 0:06:22.159 that that podcast with those two people where they called 0:06:22.160 --> 0:06:25.480 her a flop? No, yes, bitch. I don't know what 0:06:25.560 --> 0:06:28.120 the podcast is called, but they flopped. 0:06:28.160 --> 0:06:30.040 It's not called I MHL the podcast. 0:06:30.600 --> 0:06:34.520 No, they would never do that. I saw, I saw 0:06:34.680 --> 0:06:41.240 you both using an aerosol can. Yeah. On are those 0:06:41.480 --> 0:06:42.640 wigs human hair? 0:06:43.520 --> 0:06:46.360 Okay, so what you saw, well, we wanted to make 0:06:46.400 --> 0:06:47.560 sure you felt comfortable. 0:06:47.680 --> 0:06:49.560 Yeah, so we that was our main concern. 0:06:49.760 --> 0:06:54.200 We we brought that aerosol can finger quotes, but it 0:06:54.360 --> 0:06:56.800 is actually evy on. It's one of those waters. 0:06:57.240 --> 0:07:00.240 But we put it. We put it in a got 0:07:00.279 --> 0:07:02.719 to be okay, Okay, I know that. 0:07:02.800 --> 0:07:05.880 You spend some time in the drag community. We wanted 0:07:05.880 --> 0:07:06.599 to make you feel cool. 0:07:07.000 --> 0:07:11.480 Dabbled we heard that. Yeah, yeah, listen, but I want 0:07:11.520 --> 0:07:13.840 to set the records trade. I do not hate the 0:07:13.960 --> 0:07:14.360 two of you. 0:07:14.640 --> 0:07:16.960 We don't hate you either. And to those fans on 0:07:17.160 --> 0:07:20.240 their behalf, we say those aren't our true fans are 0:07:20.360 --> 0:07:21.040 true fans. 0:07:21.240 --> 0:07:23.840 Know that you're true fans. 0:07:24.080 --> 0:07:26.240 We don't. We don't like haters being our fans. 0:07:26.360 --> 0:07:29.840 We're haters. Yeah, but we do it. We do like 0:07:29.920 --> 0:07:33.840 with we do it with wigs. It's different, it's different now. 0:07:33.960 --> 0:07:36.680 I think I was telling everybody I have a very 0:07:36.840 --> 0:07:40.440 dry humor that comes off as negative. Do you come 0:07:40.440 --> 0:07:43.640 across this? You are very dry? And I think our dryness, 0:07:45.960 --> 0:07:48.880 you know what, Let's make it wet. We need a 0:07:48.920 --> 0:07:49.680 little moisture. 0:07:49.800 --> 0:07:52.280 And I think I was dry that day because I 0:07:52.360 --> 0:07:52.800 think I was. 0:07:53.000 --> 0:07:54.000 It's a lot of dryness. 0:07:54.280 --> 0:07:57.200 I just started anti anxietymns. How's it going? 0:07:57.280 --> 0:07:58.080 Are you good? 0:07:59.000 --> 0:08:02.520 I was doing good, but then this past weekend I 0:08:02.640 --> 0:08:06.240 slid back into anxiety's grasp. But I just had a 0:08:06.320 --> 0:08:09.400 meeting with my psychiatry. Which one is it? Yeah, you guys, 0:08:09.640 --> 0:08:10.200 and I got. 0:08:10.200 --> 0:08:14.760 Up in doses, yes, because I was coming here today. 0:08:14.800 --> 0:08:17.080 I want to go no. I want to say this 0:08:17.240 --> 0:08:20.280 right here, right now, I'm an ally and at time 0:08:20.320 --> 0:08:24.520 of filming, so what yesterday was the national transgender everyone 0:08:24.640 --> 0:08:27.000 see them day? And I want to say this right here, 0:08:27.080 --> 0:08:29.520 right now. I see you. 0:08:30.000 --> 0:08:31.520 She's talking to me because I happen to be a 0:08:31.600 --> 0:08:36.040 truer woman. I see you guys both got the memo 0:08:36.080 --> 0:08:40.360 about wearing green. Well, it's for the earth, baby, Yeah, 0:08:40.440 --> 0:08:42.760 and thank you for that. It's Saint Patrick's said, who. 0:08:42.600 --> 0:08:45.000 Will be dead soon? Wait? 0:08:45.080 --> 0:08:45.240 Who? 0:08:45.679 --> 0:08:48.480 I don't know. This is not going to come out 0:08:48.559 --> 0:08:52.760 until June. Really, what if one of us, both of us, 0:08:52.840 --> 0:08:54.480 are all three of us die in a car accident 0:08:54.520 --> 0:08:56.920 before then? Well, this still comes. So you love death? 0:08:57.120 --> 0:08:59.800 I do. She loves death. Were you two are opposite? 0:09:00.240 --> 0:09:03.559 Grow dead? Okay? I'm not pro death, you're interested. I'm 0:09:03.559 --> 0:09:06.120 pro talking about it. I think death we have as 0:09:06.200 --> 0:09:10.960 a society, Okay, we have created this allure around death 0:09:11.000 --> 0:09:14.160 because we don't talk about it's mysterious. So I just 0:09:14.240 --> 0:09:16.400 want to know more and more and more. And famously 0:09:16.520 --> 0:09:18.640 no one talks about death here exactly right? Yeah, I 0:09:18.640 --> 0:09:22.240 don't think exactly right. Has ever mentioned anyone dying? Ever? 0:09:23.800 --> 0:09:32.840 There's been some chitter chatter over the past few years. Well, 0:09:33.080 --> 0:09:37.920 do you to believe that after death occurs, a person 0:09:38.000 --> 0:09:42.199 could maybe linger? Yeah? Why do you look at me 0:09:43.120 --> 0:09:47.320 because you're my comfort person? Oh there's your first problem. 0:09:49.080 --> 0:09:51.920 I don't know strong. This is why people think we 0:09:52.000 --> 0:09:55.719 don't like each other. I love you ros. When I 0:09:55.760 --> 0:09:59.120 saw the Queerities, I was so excited that you were 0:09:59.160 --> 0:10:02.000 so excited that we knew each other and we hugged 0:10:02.000 --> 0:10:04.319 and it was so fun. And then you introduced me 0:10:04.559 --> 0:10:09.840 to Drew right Withdrew Drogie, it was was I Sam 0:10:09.920 --> 0:10:13.520 Pancake Pancakes. You guys look alike to me. I'm so 0:10:13.640 --> 0:10:18.920 sorry they Yeah, No, I just adore you. We did 0:10:18.960 --> 0:10:23.920 have Vinnie Thomas. I just had a ghost that was 0:10:23.960 --> 0:10:25.920 a sneeze and I tried to hide it because I 0:10:25.960 --> 0:10:28.080 wanted to hear what you said. What about Benny Thomas. 0:10:28.280 --> 0:10:31.439 We had him on our podcast yesterday and I was 0:10:31.679 --> 0:10:35.080 extra nice to him because I didn't want I feel 0:10:35.080 --> 0:10:36.160 like it was all my fault. Ross. 0:10:36.320 --> 0:10:37.920 Yeah, we feel like weed. 0:10:38.480 --> 0:10:41.120 He can be really nasty. Yeah, no, No, he said 0:10:41.160 --> 0:10:45.199 horrible things. Yeah, some slurs. I hadn't even well, I 0:10:45.240 --> 0:10:46.960 had heard of them, but I just haven't eased them 0:10:47.120 --> 0:10:50.760 in a while. And it's crazy. I have to ask 0:10:50.840 --> 0:10:56.120 you guys before they changed the title of this podcast legally, 0:10:57.160 --> 0:11:02.520 do you believe in ghosts? Yes, Hi, I believe we're 0:11:02.559 --> 0:11:05.840 all energy, and I believe some of our energy returns 0:11:05.920 --> 0:11:08.760 to the universe. In a more productive way, like ant 0:11:09.160 --> 0:11:13.960 or concrete. But then I think some people's energy, Yeah, 0:11:14.040 --> 0:11:16.679 I think they could possibly be stuck here. I think 0:11:17.120 --> 0:11:19.360 they're on their way back to Jupiter or whatever. The fuck. 0:11:19.679 --> 0:11:22.120 I grew up with a kidnam Random and your sister's 0:11:22.160 --> 0:11:24.319 name was Jupiter. Isn't that weird? You grew up with 0:11:24.360 --> 0:11:27.560 a kidnamed random, random and your sister's name was Jupiter. 0:11:27.800 --> 0:11:30.000 Well, that's say it with me or random? 0:11:30.360 --> 0:11:33.280 Oh oh, I would say, I like my chatter to 0:11:33.360 --> 0:11:33.599 see you. 0:11:33.840 --> 0:11:37.400 But actually I think ghosts. Maybe it might. It might 0:11:37.480 --> 0:11:42.439 be more like time slips, like parallel universes, like crossover, 0:11:42.679 --> 0:11:45.320 like things happening in different universes at the same time, 0:11:45.440 --> 0:11:45.800 and then like. 0:11:45.880 --> 0:11:48.480 The veil gets so you get science fiction with that. 0:11:48.880 --> 0:11:52.320 Maybe. Yeah. I didn't go finish college, but science sounds good. 0:11:52.800 --> 0:11:54.600 She did all four years, she just didn't finish. 0:11:54.800 --> 0:11:56.360 I ghosted college, and that's interesting. 0:11:56.559 --> 0:11:59.160 I only did a few. You only needed a few, babe, 0:11:59.160 --> 0:12:03.480 Look at you now. I do believe that energy shifts, 0:12:04.040 --> 0:12:06.240 but I also believe in the Christian heaven and the 0:12:06.360 --> 0:12:11.720 Christian hell, and so I believe that some people really no, okay, 0:12:12.240 --> 0:12:13.679 but I love talking about it. 0:12:13.760 --> 0:12:14.080 I think. 0:12:15.960 --> 0:12:19.320 Which one did you grow up with? Southern Baptist. Okay 0:12:19.480 --> 0:12:26.000 that Mega oh, Mega Church fifteen twenty, Megachurch, Mega Rick Mega. 0:12:26.600 --> 0:12:29.480 Well now it's a mega. Now it's a mega for sure. Yeah. 0:12:29.800 --> 0:12:31.719 My Sunday school teacher ran over a little girl named 0:12:31.720 --> 0:12:34.640 Grace in the parking lot and so they built a 0:12:34.720 --> 0:12:38.200 bunch of basketball courts and they named it after her. 0:12:38.320 --> 0:12:40.360 And I was like, she was a two year old 0:12:40.360 --> 0:12:43.400 little girl. She didn't play basketball. Is this what amazing 0:12:43.480 --> 0:12:48.920 Grace is about? What about you? Which which brand did 0:12:49.000 --> 0:12:49.520 you grow up? 0:12:49.679 --> 0:12:52.600 It was called Church of Christ, and so we weren't 0:12:52.640 --> 0:12:57.439 quite megachurch vibes, but we were like now being on 0:12:57.480 --> 0:12:59.120 the other side of it, I know, it's kind of 0:13:00.040 --> 0:13:03.160 almost I don't know. You had to go Sunday morning, 0:13:03.320 --> 0:13:05.640 Sunday night and Wednesday night no music. 0:13:05.800 --> 0:13:08.839 You could two nights a week, yeah, and a morning 0:13:09.679 --> 0:13:13.360 in a morning and you still turn out like this. Absolutely, 0:13:13.640 --> 0:13:18.040 this is what Christ does to the body. Yeah. Absolutely, Listen, 0:13:18.280 --> 0:13:20.000 God made the mistake. Jesus fixed it. 0:13:20.520 --> 0:13:22.559 Thank you, I see you. 0:13:23.080 --> 0:13:24.680 What did you what did you Catholic? 0:13:25.000 --> 0:13:27.760 Oh no, did you do all of it? Oh? 0:13:27.840 --> 0:13:31.000 Yeah you did? I did it all trauma to share. 0:13:31.240 --> 0:13:33.480 Did you have to? No. I think it's a flawless religion. 0:13:34.480 --> 0:13:37.079 I have never felt like there's any problems with it. 0:13:37.360 --> 0:13:37.920 Can I tell you? 0:13:38.080 --> 0:13:41.559 Speaking of Catholic I'm going down to Costa Rica in 0:13:41.600 --> 0:13:43.400 a couple of weeks and I'm going to be there 0:13:43.480 --> 0:13:47.600 during Holy Week. And Paula the lesbian and Costa Rica, 0:13:47.640 --> 0:13:49.880 who does all of our Instagram and TikTok and such as, 0:13:50.679 --> 0:13:54.600 she said there is a religious like parade, a huge parade. 0:13:54.640 --> 0:13:57.319 Would you want to go? And I said, yes, that 0:13:57.400 --> 0:14:00.440 sounds so fun. Doesn't that sound so fun? I love religion. 0:14:00.520 --> 0:14:02.160 I want to see all the like Mary's with their 0:14:02.280 --> 0:14:05.160 you know, they do big reveals. They'll be hidden behind 0:14:05.160 --> 0:14:07.400 a sheet and then suddenly there's a reveal and then 0:14:07.720 --> 0:14:10.320 everyone in the crowds suddenly a faggot because like they 0:14:10.400 --> 0:14:14.400 love it. That's drag. Baby, Wait what that happens? You've 0:14:14.440 --> 0:14:18.480 never seen any of the big Mary reveals, a marry reveal, 0:14:19.280 --> 0:14:23.000 or saints. Listen, all saints look alike to me. Okay, 0:14:23.440 --> 0:14:26.080 so it was either a saint or a Mary. Okay, 0:14:26.320 --> 0:14:28.440 some lady, it was a lady. What's the difference between 0:14:28.480 --> 0:14:32.600 a saint and a ghost? Ooh? Good one. Well, a 0:14:32.800 --> 0:14:36.240 saint in the Catholic Church, there's certain criteria they have 0:14:36.480 --> 0:14:41.760 to meet well obviously, yeah, including performing a miracle, which 0:14:42.200 --> 0:14:48.200 I would say is kind of paranormal. Yeah, yeah, natural, 0:14:48.800 --> 0:14:51.880 like if you're like, oh, I'm gonna make something disappear, 0:14:52.120 --> 0:14:55.680 Like it's either you're really good at magic or you 0:14:55.840 --> 0:15:02.640 got special powers. When you were Catholic. Uh huh? Were 0:15:02.680 --> 0:15:06.280 you allowed to celebrate Halloween? Of course? Okay, opposite day 0:15:06.400 --> 0:15:09.320 Southern Baptist, we couldn't have Halloween. You didn't have a girl. 0:15:09.440 --> 0:15:12.000 We didn't go to haunted houses. We went to judgment houses. 0:15:12.680 --> 0:15:15.720 I've seen this kind of a thing. Oh my god. 0:15:15.840 --> 0:15:18.800 It is traumatizing. And that's I would be a doctor 0:15:18.880 --> 0:15:21.800 right now if it weren't for those judgment houses. Truly 0:15:21.960 --> 0:15:23.960 it scarred me. And now I have to wear a 0:15:24.000 --> 0:15:28.320 wig for money anyway. I mean, I get to wear 0:15:28.360 --> 0:15:33.160 a wig for money, and I'm very grateful. But you 0:15:33.280 --> 0:15:37.520 followed the storyline of two people, one is a Christian, 0:15:37.600 --> 0:15:39.840 one is not. They both die. You get to see 0:15:39.880 --> 0:15:42.280 them die. They'll have like a car accident or something. 0:15:42.320 --> 0:15:44.720 It's wild. You're walking from room to room and it's 0:15:44.760 --> 0:15:47.680 like a new whatever. Then they make you go through heaven, 0:15:47.760 --> 0:15:49.960 which is so beautiful, then they make you go through hell. 0:15:50.640 --> 0:15:53.680 Stop one year, it was like a skinny little tunnel 0:15:54.160 --> 0:15:56.720 that was really hot and pitch black, and you have 0:15:56.800 --> 0:15:58.400 to take you have to hold onto a rope and 0:15:58.520 --> 0:16:01.520 kind of scooch through this little tiny tunnel and you 0:16:01.600 --> 0:16:03.320 hear people screaming, and then every now and then a 0:16:03.400 --> 0:16:05.920 handle reach out and grab you. Terrify it. But guess 0:16:05.920 --> 0:16:08.240 where you end up. You get through hell, you end 0:16:08.320 --> 0:16:12.080 up in a sermon and then for twenty minutes, a 0:16:12.200 --> 0:16:17.080 cool youth pastor with a backwards hat. Ooh goes hey, guys, 0:16:17.920 --> 0:16:20.640 you don't want to end up like that, do you. Well, 0:16:20.720 --> 0:16:23.920 there's one way to fix it. It works every time. 0:16:25.240 --> 0:16:27.360 We should go to a judgment house this year. That 0:16:27.480 --> 0:16:30.200 actually kind of sounds fun. It's scary. I could very 0:16:30.240 --> 0:16:33.240 ghost it. Have either of you had experiences that you 0:16:33.400 --> 0:16:38.560 feel are like, I can't explain that, Okay, I have 0:16:38.680 --> 0:16:40.920 a story. Ooh okay, that's what she asks? Is that? 0:16:41.000 --> 0:16:41.240 Okay? 0:16:41.520 --> 0:16:42.760 Yeah, no, no, no, that's what we want. 0:16:42.920 --> 0:16:47.120 Literally, So it took notes because I wanted to just 0:16:47.240 --> 0:16:49.800 have everything down, okay. So I had this friend I 0:16:49.920 --> 0:16:52.280 used to live in Chicago. He's a burlesque person. His 0:16:52.400 --> 0:16:54.000 name is Bazuka Joe shout out. 0:16:54.160 --> 0:16:57.720 I love it. He's very so attractive. Yeah really, and 0:16:58.120 --> 0:16:59.240 his name is Bazooka Joe. 0:16:59.360 --> 0:17:03.840 That's he's very funny. He well, you know how that's 0:17:03.880 --> 0:17:07.040 not for this kind of podcast. Yeah, that's for something else. 0:17:07.280 --> 0:17:08.520 But so that's a different network. 0:17:08.880 --> 0:17:11.159 He and a bunch of other burlesquers were going on 0:17:11.240 --> 0:17:14.440 a two week tour and they asked me to house 0:17:14.520 --> 0:17:15.640 it and dog sit for them. 0:17:15.920 --> 0:17:17.879 And I said they all lived in the same house. 0:17:18.080 --> 0:17:20.360 Well, he and his roommate did, and they had a dog. 0:17:20.400 --> 0:17:23.920 They're all very like they're poly but they're like Bohemiah, 0:17:24.040 --> 0:17:28.399 they're Bohemia polyamorous. Yeah, even thought Itzuka, this is not 0:17:28.480 --> 0:17:30.800 a personal attack. I did say you were attractive, but 0:17:30.880 --> 0:17:34.120 you think it through. Well, so he did think through. 0:17:34.280 --> 0:17:36.359 He told me he had me in charge of all 0:17:36.400 --> 0:17:38.840 of his belongings and his dog, a little French bulldog. 0:17:38.880 --> 0:17:41.399 I'd never learned that he owns. 0:17:41.240 --> 0:17:44.400 Yes anyway, So there was all these things that would 0:17:44.440 --> 0:17:46.280 happen there and he would always tell me about them. 0:17:46.320 --> 0:17:48.080 So I was like, yes, I want to. I've always 0:17:48.080 --> 0:17:49.600 wanted to see a ghost I always wanted to have 0:17:49.680 --> 0:17:52.399 a paranormal experience, so I'll just quickly go through what 0:17:52.480 --> 0:17:54.399 they are. There would be knocks at the top of 0:17:54.480 --> 0:17:55.720 the door and no one there. 0:17:56.080 --> 0:17:58.600 It was just him. These are things that he told you, 0:17:58.720 --> 0:17:59.359 or these are things you. 0:17:59.440 --> 0:18:02.440 Experienced, experienced them. But I was excited because I was 0:18:02.480 --> 0:18:04.440 going to stay there for two so I tased. 0:18:05.040 --> 0:18:07.840 I'm so sorry to the engineers. Thank you. Don't put 0:18:07.880 --> 0:18:08.440 it on the desk. 0:18:08.840 --> 0:18:10.760 Okay. There would be knocks at the top of the door. 0:18:11.359 --> 0:18:13.680 He'd see foot shadows from the other side of the 0:18:13.760 --> 0:18:17.680 closed bathroom door. One time, he and his roommate and 0:18:17.760 --> 0:18:20.120 another person staying there, they all had the same dream 0:18:20.320 --> 0:18:23.480 of seeing a woman walk down the hall. All of 0:18:23.600 --> 0:18:25.760 them had the same dream, and they could describe the woman. 0:18:27.359 --> 0:18:30.680 Does she have a big globe as an outfit? Yes, 0:18:31.840 --> 0:18:33.040 that's the scariest guy she was. 0:18:33.240 --> 0:18:38.080 She was terrified. Books would fall off shelves, footsteps running 0:18:38.080 --> 0:18:41.080 along the hallway. His niece lived with him for a while, 0:18:41.160 --> 0:18:43.480 and she woke up with scratch on her back. 0:18:45.040 --> 0:18:47.240 No, she woke up with scratches on her back. 0:18:47.320 --> 0:18:50.320 Cratches on her back, and then I hate when that happens, 0:18:51.240 --> 0:18:53.760 Or do I so it was just one building. It 0:18:53.840 --> 0:18:56.200 was a Chinese restaurant on the bottom and then on 0:18:56.320 --> 0:18:58.480 the top, and they were right next to the l track. 0:18:59.359 --> 0:19:02.000 And he would pay rent to the landlord who owned 0:19:02.040 --> 0:19:04.160 the Chinese restaurant, and first one. 0:19:04.080 --> 0:19:07.399 Time, for three months, they went missing and he went missing. 0:19:08.119 --> 0:19:11.240 The landlords just went missing because he would pay the 0:19:11.320 --> 0:19:14.120 rent and they never cash the check. Three months later 0:19:14.320 --> 0:19:17.960 they come back, they're like, hey, you need to pay rent. 0:19:17.960 --> 0:19:19.520 He's like, well, I've been sending it to you. Where 0:19:19.560 --> 0:19:22.600 have you been? And they were like, oh, actually, just 0:19:22.600 --> 0:19:25.280 don't worry about it. So they wouldn't tell him where 0:19:25.359 --> 0:19:25.720 they went. 0:19:26.080 --> 0:19:26.600 Where'd they go? 0:19:27.040 --> 0:19:29.760 They wouldn't tell, and he got three months rent free. 0:19:30.160 --> 0:19:31.680 The Chinese restaurant is a meth lab. 0:19:32.000 --> 0:19:36.920 No oh, there were allegedly ties, allegedly ties to the 0:19:37.000 --> 0:19:40.000 Chinese mafia in Chicago. That's confirmed because there was a 0:19:40.040 --> 0:19:43.320 police officer acab personally. He would come into the coffee 0:19:43.320 --> 0:19:46.920 shop where he worked and he told my friend Bezuka 0:19:47.000 --> 0:19:48.120 Joe this anyway, can. 0:19:48.080 --> 0:19:49.920 You say it's only shop where you worked? Did you 0:19:50.000 --> 0:19:50.520 really work? 0:19:50.840 --> 0:19:52.760 No? No, no, okay, but I did work because I 0:19:52.760 --> 0:19:55.000 would I would be mean to the little annoying people 0:19:55.040 --> 0:19:55.520 that would come in. 0:19:55.640 --> 0:19:56.400 He's not nice. 0:19:56.640 --> 0:20:00.720 I wasn't nice before transition. Anyways. The other thing connected 0:20:00.760 --> 0:20:03.160 to the Chinese restaurant is in the basement, they had 0:20:03.240 --> 0:20:05.600 a giant walk in like you know how restaurants have 0:20:05.680 --> 0:20:10.000 a walk in giant metal freezer. Terrifying one night overnight 0:20:10.320 --> 0:20:14.240 because they do laundry down there, it disappeared. Went to 0:20:15.080 --> 0:20:19.080 the walk in freezer, the walk in freezer disappeared. The 0:20:19.320 --> 0:20:23.920 giant metal room disappeared. Over now according to who, according 0:20:24.000 --> 0:20:27.680 to my friend Joe anyways, So I know that's. 0:20:27.480 --> 0:20:31.080 You don't believe, but Zuoka Joe, that sounds like a 0:20:31.240 --> 0:20:32.520 very trustworthy source. 0:20:32.720 --> 0:20:35.879 So all these things are. I'm asked to stay there 0:20:36.480 --> 0:20:39.480 by myself for two weeks. I am thrilled. I've always 0:20:39.520 --> 0:20:42.080 wanted to have an experience personally, I don't think I'm 0:20:42.119 --> 0:20:43.480 open to Like she's. 0:20:43.320 --> 0:20:45.520 Never lived alone because she's not good with money. 0:20:45.640 --> 0:20:46.520 I never lived alone. 0:20:46.560 --> 0:20:48.960 But she worked at a coffee shop. So so excited. 0:20:49.840 --> 0:20:52.240 That's a problem. I can't save it coffee. 0:20:54.280 --> 0:20:57.560 Anyways, So I'm alone for two weeks. The first week, 0:20:57.880 --> 0:21:00.240 nothing happens. I think the ghosts needed to get like. 0:21:00.359 --> 0:21:02.320 Used to you. Yeah, used to me, do you think 0:21:02.320 --> 0:21:03.080 they watch you poop? 0:21:04.240 --> 0:21:07.040 Yeah? And the door was closed, they could see footsteps. 0:21:07.080 --> 0:21:09.920 I never saw footsteps shadows under the bathroom door, but 0:21:10.000 --> 0:21:10.719 they could see them. 0:21:10.840 --> 0:21:12.639 Did you close the door when you were pooping when 0:21:12.640 --> 0:21:15.240 you were by yourself? No, that might be it. Yeah. 0:21:15.400 --> 0:21:18.480 So anyway, the first week, nothing happens. The second week 0:21:19.480 --> 0:21:21.840 also nothing happened. I think I'm just not open to it. 0:21:22.000 --> 0:21:25.120 Wow. Wait, so nothing ever happens. 0:21:25.640 --> 0:21:28.440 I did take note of the lights would flicker, and 0:21:28.560 --> 0:21:31.399 I did take note, but it was right by the 0:21:31.760 --> 0:21:35.240 L train, and I feel like the electromagnetic currents like 0:21:35.400 --> 0:21:37.680 messed with it. But also for that reason, I feel 0:21:37.720 --> 0:21:39.400 like that's why the ghosts were there, because I feel 0:21:39.440 --> 0:21:42.040 like they always say, like, if you're on the same 0:21:42.119 --> 0:21:45.640 plane as like the third rail track, railroad tracks or whatever, 0:21:46.240 --> 0:21:51.720 magnetic electric tracks, that it's like ghosts because ghosts do electricity. 0:21:51.760 --> 0:21:55.639 I thought their energy they totally do elect you. You 0:21:55.720 --> 0:22:01.400 felt nothing, No, And I'm sorry if that was anti climacing. 0:22:01.440 --> 0:22:04.960 Can we get Bazooka Joe? Why didn't we get should 0:22:05.440 --> 0:22:06.400 these two people? Well? 0:22:06.440 --> 0:22:08.960 I did stay there a lot, and I always wanted 0:22:09.000 --> 0:22:10.919 something to happen, But I honestly. 0:22:10.600 --> 0:22:14.359 Believe I and this is all because I think Nicholas 0:22:14.440 --> 0:22:17.480