Speaker 1: What's that ap my bed? It's spooky, Hey, Jukie, I'm
Speaker 1: pretty sure it's dead. It's coming this way. Wait a minute.
Speaker 1: I'm hosted as Nanda's Please Hey bio. It's me Roz
Speaker 1: and welcome to Ghosted by Roz Hernandez, the podcast where
Speaker 1: I talk to people that I like about the paranormal
Speaker 1: Happy Pride Month.
Speaker 2: Ah.
Speaker 1: I have got two of my favorite drag queens on
Speaker 1: the show today, Darby and Alexis. You know them from
Speaker 1: their popular YouTube channel I Am a Joe and their
Speaker 1: podcast I Am a Joe in my homosexual opinion? How
Speaker 1: perfect for Pride? Before we get to that, let me
Speaker 1: read you a story from a listener named Jacob. Jacob writes,
Speaker 1: I used to have a lot of weird dreams, starting
Speaker 1: after a cancer scare. I had regular sleep paralysis and
Speaker 1: would see shadowy figures, weird winged, creepy things across the room,
Speaker 1: and would get spooned by something from time to time.
Speaker 1: Like spooned, it was intimate, but not quite sexual. It
Speaker 1: just felt like arms wrapped around me and a torso
Speaker 1: in my back. But I think the most interesting things
Speaker 1: I've ever experienced have coincided with similar experiences by my dad.
Speaker 1: I guess we're both sensitive a little in a similar way.
Speaker 1: For a short time, i'd moved back in with my
Speaker 1: parents after grad school. My dad is a pastor at
Speaker 1: a church. This means that he and my mom have
Speaker 1: primarily lived at a parsonage. For those of you that
Speaker 1: don't know, it's like a rectory, oh my least favorite word.
Speaker 1: It's a house that the church owns and is provided
Speaker 1: to the current pastor. Anyway, we didn't have Wi Fi
Speaker 1: directly installed in the house. A few nights, I needed
Speaker 1: to do work on my computer and I popped across
Speaker 1: the yard to the church to use the internet to
Speaker 1: my dad's office. I was in the church alone at
Speaker 1: a stupid time. I don't know why I needed to
Speaker 1: be there after midnight, but I did three nights in
Speaker 1: a row in the basement of an old church. Each
Speaker 1: night I heard somebody coughing like a strong man cough,
Speaker 1: just a couple of coughs. I didn't think about it
Speaker 1: after that, but the second night it happened again. Now
Speaker 1: keep in mind, the entire building is locked. There are
Speaker 1: cameras outside of this church. There was nobody other than
Speaker 1: me at this point, coming in and out. Well, the
Speaker 1: third night had happened. I had an argument with whatever
Speaker 1: was making this cough. I told them I respected their existence,
Speaker 1: but to shell out. Not long after that, Dad was
Speaker 1: working in his office alone with the church locked up.
Speaker 1: Nobody was there other than him. He heard a chair
Speaker 1: be pulled across the floor, a metal folding chair on
Speaker 1: a concrete floor. He decided to anoint the church with oil.
Speaker 1: He's Baptists. Baptists aren't high church and don't deal with
Speaker 1: paranormal things directly like this. But he did and hasn't
Speaker 1: had an issue since. Okay, that sounds like some good
Speaker 1: oil that he's got there. Interesting. One of our guests
Speaker 1: today is a former Baptist, Southern Baptist. So it's staying
Speaker 1: on theme. Just so you know. I am on tour. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm just doing a couple of Pride gigs here and
Speaker 1: there for this month, but then, oh my god, July
Speaker 1: on August, I'm all over America. So go get those
Speaker 1: tickets at ras Hernandez tour dot com to hear me
Speaker 1: talk about funny things on stage into a microphone for
Speaker 1: an audience. Okay, here we go. My conversation with Darby
Speaker 1: and Alexis and with the show, I am joined by
Speaker 1: my two arch nemesis Nemessi Melemasi Nemesies Darby at Alexis. Hi, Hi, raight.
Speaker 1: I went on your podcast and all of your followers
Speaker 1: thought that I was just evil and they hated me.
Speaker 1: That was not that was not your personality. It's because
Speaker 1: you came out as trans on our podcast. Oh did I?
Speaker 1: I didn't. Did you came out? And I never said that,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna just take these off until it's time. Oh
Speaker 1: and if you're just listening, she's talking about her panties
Speaker 1: were panties. When I'm dressed as a globe, you are problems.
Speaker 1: You are just okay like a globe. The reason being
Speaker 1: this is ghosted? Did you know that this is ghosted
Speaker 1: with ros hernandaz So? I dressed up as my favorite
Speaker 1: future ghost the world because it's Dyet. She's dying, nothing
Speaker 1: scarier than global warming. I don't care what that podcast says.
Speaker 1: I don't think Greta Thunberg is this flop or whatever?
Speaker 1: Do you see that now? I find it interesting that
Speaker 1: you guys are saying this.
Speaker 2: Why No, I didn't hear you with her. I don't
Speaker 2: believe in global warming.
Speaker 1: So you don't believe in.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, and I'll believe it when I see it.
Speaker 1: But Darby, you do. I believe women, and I believe
Speaker 1: Greta Thunberg, Oh, mother Thurnberg. Yeah, okay. Did you see
Speaker 1: that that podcast with those two people where they called
Speaker 1: her a flop? No, yes, bitch. I don't know what
Speaker 1: the podcast is called, but they flopped.
Speaker 2: It's not called I MHL the podcast.
Speaker 1: No, they would never do that. I saw, I saw
Speaker 1: you both using an aerosol can. Yeah. On are those
Speaker 1: wigs human hair?
Speaker 2: Okay, so what you saw, well, we wanted to make
Speaker 2: sure you felt comfortable.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we that was our main concern.
Speaker 2: We we brought that aerosol can finger quotes, but it
Speaker 2: is actually evy on. It's one of those waters.
Speaker 1: But we put it. We put it in a got
Speaker 1: to be okay, Okay, I know that.
Speaker 2: You spend some time in the drag community. We wanted
Speaker 2: to make you feel cool.
Speaker 1: Dabbled we heard that. Yeah, yeah, listen, but I want
Speaker 1: to set the records trade. I do not hate the
Speaker 1: two of you.
Speaker 2: We don't hate you either. And to those fans on
Speaker 2: their behalf, we say those aren't our true fans are
Speaker 2: true fans.
Speaker 1: Know that you're true fans.
Speaker 2: We don't. We don't like haters being our fans.
Speaker 1: We're haters. Yeah, but we do it. We do like
Speaker 1: with we do it with wigs. It's different, it's different now.
Speaker 1: I think I was telling everybody I have a very
Speaker 1: dry humor that comes off as negative. Do you come
Speaker 1: across this? You are very dry? And I think our dryness,
Speaker 1: you know what, Let's make it wet. We need a
Speaker 1: little moisture.
Speaker 2: And I think I was dry that day because I
Speaker 2: think I was.
Speaker 1: It's a lot of dryness.
Speaker 2: I just started anti anxietymns. How's it going?
Speaker 1: Are you good?
Speaker 2: I was doing good, but then this past weekend I
Speaker 2: slid back into anxiety's grasp. But I just had a
Speaker 2: meeting with my psychiatry. Which one is it? Yeah, you guys,
Speaker 2: and I got.
Speaker 1: Up in doses, yes, because I was coming here today.
Speaker 1: I want to go no. I want to say this
Speaker 1: right here, right now, I'm an ally and at time
Speaker 1: of filming, so what yesterday was the national transgender everyone
Speaker 1: see them day? And I want to say this right here,
Speaker 1: right now. I see you.
Speaker 2: She's talking to me because I happen to be a
Speaker 2: truer woman. I see you guys both got the memo
Speaker 2: about wearing green. Well, it's for the earth, baby, Yeah,
Speaker 2: and thank you for that. It's Saint Patrick's said, who.
Speaker 1: Will be dead soon? Wait?
Speaker 2: Who?
Speaker 1: I don't know. This is not going to come out
Speaker 1: until June. Really, what if one of us, both of us,
Speaker 1: are all three of us die in a car accident
Speaker 1: before then? Well, this still comes. So you love death?
Speaker 1: I do. She loves death. Were you two are opposite?
Speaker 1: Grow dead? Okay? I'm not pro death, you're interested. I'm
Speaker 1: pro talking about it. I think death we have as
Speaker 1: a society, Okay, we have created this allure around death
Speaker 1: because we don't talk about it's mysterious. So I just
Speaker 1: want to know more and more and more. And famously
Speaker 1: no one talks about death here exactly right? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't think exactly right. Has ever mentioned anyone dying? Ever?
Speaker 1: There's been some chitter chatter over the past few years. Well,
Speaker 1: do you to believe that after death occurs, a person
Speaker 1: could maybe linger? Yeah? Why do you look at me
Speaker 1: because you're my comfort person? Oh there's your first problem.
Speaker 1: I don't know strong. This is why people think we
Speaker 1: don't like each other. I love you ros. When I
Speaker 1: saw the Queerities, I was so excited that you were
Speaker 1: so excited that we knew each other and we hugged
Speaker 1: and it was so fun. And then you introduced me
Speaker 1: to Drew right Withdrew Drogie, it was was I Sam
Speaker 1: Pancake Pancakes. You guys look alike to me. I'm so
Speaker 1: sorry they Yeah, No, I just adore you. We did
Speaker 1: have Vinnie Thomas. I just had a ghost that was
Speaker 1: a sneeze and I tried to hide it because I
Speaker 1: wanted to hear what you said. What about Benny Thomas.
Speaker 1: We had him on our podcast yesterday and I was
Speaker 1: extra nice to him because I didn't want I feel
Speaker 1: like it was all my fault. Ross.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we feel like weed.
Speaker 1: He can be really nasty. Yeah, no, No, he said
Speaker 1: horrible things. Yeah, some slurs. I hadn't even well, I
Speaker 1: had heard of them, but I just haven't eased them
Speaker 1: in a while. And it's crazy. I have to ask
Speaker 1: you guys before they changed the title of this podcast legally,
Speaker 1: do you believe in ghosts? Yes, Hi, I believe we're
Speaker 1: all energy, and I believe some of our energy returns
Speaker 1: to the universe. In a more productive way, like ant
Speaker 1: or concrete. But then I think some people's energy, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think they could possibly be stuck here. I think
Speaker 1: they're on their way back to Jupiter or whatever. The fuck.
Speaker 1: I grew up with a kidnam Random and your sister's
Speaker 1: name was Jupiter. Isn't that weird? You grew up with
Speaker 1: a kidnamed random, random and your sister's name was Jupiter.
Speaker 2: Well, that's say it with me or random?
Speaker 1: Oh oh, I would say, I like my chatter to
Speaker 1: see you.
Speaker 2: But actually I think ghosts. Maybe it might. It might
Speaker 2: be more like time slips, like parallel universes, like crossover,
Speaker 2: like things happening in different universes at the same time,
Speaker 2: and then like.
Speaker 1: The veil gets so you get science fiction with that.
Speaker 2: Maybe. Yeah. I didn't go finish college, but science sounds good.
Speaker 1: She did all four years, she just didn't finish.
Speaker 2: I ghosted college, and that's interesting.
Speaker 1: I only did a few. You only needed a few, babe,
Speaker 1: Look at you now. I do believe that energy shifts,
Speaker 1: but I also believe in the Christian heaven and the
Speaker 1: Christian hell, and so I believe that some people really no, okay,
Speaker 1: but I love talking about it.
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 1: Which one did you grow up with? Southern Baptist. Okay
Speaker 1: that Mega oh, Mega Church fifteen twenty, Megachurch, Mega Rick Mega.
Speaker 1: Well now it's a mega. Now it's a mega for sure. Yeah.
Speaker 1: My Sunday school teacher ran over a little girl named
Speaker 1: Grace in the parking lot and so they built a
Speaker 1: bunch of basketball courts and they named it after her.
Speaker 1: And I was like, she was a two year old
Speaker 1: little girl. She didn't play basketball. Is this what amazing
Speaker 1: Grace is about? What about you? Which which brand did
Speaker 1: you grow up?
Speaker 2: It was called Church of Christ, and so we weren't
Speaker 2: quite megachurch vibes, but we were like now being on
Speaker 2: the other side of it, I know, it's kind of
Speaker 2: almost I don't know. You had to go Sunday morning,
Speaker 2: Sunday night and Wednesday night no music.
Speaker 1: You could two nights a week, yeah, and a morning
Speaker 1: in a morning and you still turn out like this. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: this is what Christ does to the body. Yeah. Absolutely, Listen,
Speaker 1: God made the mistake. Jesus fixed it.
Speaker 2: Thank you, I see you.
Speaker 1: What did you what did you Catholic?
Speaker 2: Oh no, did you do all of it? Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah you did? I did it all trauma to share.
Speaker 1: Did you have to? No. I think it's a flawless religion.
Speaker 1: I have never felt like there's any problems with it.
Speaker 2: Can I tell you?
Speaker 1: Speaking of Catholic I'm going down to Costa Rica in
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks and I'm going to be there
Speaker 1: during Holy Week. And Paula the lesbian and Costa Rica,
Speaker 1: who does all of our Instagram and TikTok and such as,
Speaker 1: she said there is a religious like parade, a huge parade.
Speaker 1: Would you want to go? And I said, yes, that
Speaker 1: sounds so fun. Doesn't that sound so fun? I love religion.
Speaker 1: I want to see all the like Mary's with their
Speaker 1: you know, they do big reveals. They'll be hidden behind
Speaker 1: a sheet and then suddenly there's a reveal and then
Speaker 1: everyone in the crowds suddenly a faggot because like they
Speaker 1: love it. That's drag. Baby, Wait what that happens? You've
Speaker 1: never seen any of the big Mary reveals, a marry reveal,
Speaker 1: or saints. Listen, all saints look alike to me. Okay,
Speaker 1: so it was either a saint or a Mary. Okay,
Speaker 1: some lady, it was a lady. What's the difference between
Speaker 1: a saint and a ghost? Ooh? Good one. Well, a
Speaker 1: saint in the Catholic Church, there's certain criteria they have
Speaker 1: to meet well obviously, yeah, including performing a miracle, which
Speaker 1: I would say is kind of paranormal. Yeah, yeah, natural,
Speaker 1: like if you're like, oh, I'm gonna make something disappear,
Speaker 1: Like it's either you're really good at magic or you
Speaker 1: got special powers. When you were Catholic. Uh huh? Were
Speaker 1: you allowed to celebrate Halloween? Of course? Okay, opposite day
Speaker 1: Southern Baptist, we couldn't have Halloween. You didn't have a girl.
Speaker 1: We didn't go to haunted houses. We went to judgment houses.
Speaker 1: I've seen this kind of a thing. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: It is traumatizing. And that's I would be a doctor
Speaker 1: right now if it weren't for those judgment houses. Truly
Speaker 1: it scarred me. And now I have to wear a
Speaker 1: wig for money anyway. I mean, I get to wear
Speaker 1: a wig for money, and I'm very grateful. But you
Speaker 1: followed the storyline of two people, one is a Christian,
Speaker 1: one is not. They both die. You get to see
Speaker 1: them die. They'll have like a car accident or something.
Speaker 1: It's wild. You're walking from room to room and it's
Speaker 1: like a new whatever. Then they make you go through heaven,
Speaker 1: which is so beautiful, then they make you go through hell.
Speaker 1: Stop one year, it was like a skinny little tunnel
Speaker 1: that was really hot and pitch black, and you have
Speaker 1: to take you have to hold onto a rope and
Speaker 1: kind of scooch through this little tiny tunnel and you
Speaker 1: hear people screaming, and then every now and then a
Speaker 1: handle reach out and grab you. Terrify it. But guess
Speaker 1: where you end up. You get through hell, you end
Speaker 1: up in a sermon and then for twenty minutes, a
Speaker 1: cool youth pastor with a backwards hat. Ooh goes hey, guys,
Speaker 1: you don't want to end up like that, do you. Well,
Speaker 1: there's one way to fix it. It works every time.
Speaker 1: We should go to a judgment house this year. That
Speaker 1: actually kind of sounds fun. It's scary. I could very
Speaker 1: ghost it. Have either of you had experiences that you
Speaker 1: feel are like, I can't explain that, Okay, I have
Speaker 1: a story. Ooh okay, that's what she asks? Is that?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, no, that's what we want.
Speaker 2: Literally, So it took notes because I wanted to just
Speaker 2: have everything down, okay. So I had this friend I
Speaker 2: used to live in Chicago. He's a burlesque person. His
Speaker 2: name is Bazuka Joe shout out.
Speaker 1: I love it. He's very so attractive. Yeah really, and
Speaker 1: his name is Bazooka Joe.
Speaker 2: That's he's very funny. He well, you know how that's
Speaker 2: not for this kind of podcast. Yeah, that's for something else.
Speaker 1: But so that's a different network.
Speaker 2: He and a bunch of other burlesquers were going on
Speaker 2: a two week tour and they asked me to house
Speaker 2: it and dog sit for them.
Speaker 1: And I said they all lived in the same house.
Speaker 2: Well, he and his roommate did, and they had a dog.
Speaker 1: They're all very like they're poly but they're like Bohemiah,
Speaker 1: they're Bohemia polyamorous. Yeah, even thought Itzuka, this is not
Speaker 1: a personal attack. I did say you were attractive, but
Speaker 1: you think it through. Well, so he did think through.
Speaker 2: He told me he had me in charge of all
Speaker 2: of his belongings and his dog, a little French bulldog.
Speaker 1: I'd never learned that he owns.
Speaker 2: Yes anyway, So there was all these things that would
Speaker 2: happen there and he would always tell me about them.
Speaker 2: So I was like, yes, I want to. I've always
Speaker 2: wanted to see a ghost I always wanted to have
Speaker 2: a paranormal experience, so I'll just quickly go through what
Speaker 2: they are. There would be knocks at the top of
Speaker 2: the door and no one there.
Speaker 1: It was just him. These are things that he told you,
Speaker 1: or these are things you.
Speaker 2: Experienced, experienced them. But I was excited because I was
Speaker 2: going to stay there for two so I tased.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry to the engineers. Thank you. Don't put
Speaker 1: it on the desk.
Speaker 2: Okay. There would be knocks at the top of the door.
Speaker 2: He'd see foot shadows from the other side of the
Speaker 2: closed bathroom door. One time, he and his roommate and
Speaker 2: another person staying there, they all had the same dream
Speaker 2: of seeing a woman walk down the hall. All of
Speaker 2: them had the same dream, and they could describe the woman.
Speaker 1: Does she have a big globe as an outfit? Yes,
Speaker 1: that's the scariest guy she was.
Speaker 2: She was terrified. Books would fall off shelves, footsteps running
Speaker 2: along the hallway. His niece lived with him for a while,
Speaker 2: and she woke up with scratch on her back.
Speaker 1: No, she woke up with scratches on her back.
Speaker 2: Cratches on her back, and then I hate when that happens,
Speaker 2: Or do I so it was just one building. It
Speaker 2: was a Chinese restaurant on the bottom and then on
Speaker 2: the top, and they were right next to the l track.
Speaker 2: And he would pay rent to the landlord who owned
Speaker 2: the Chinese restaurant, and first one.
Speaker 1: Time, for three months, they went missing and he went missing.
Speaker 2: The landlords just went missing because he would pay the
Speaker 2: rent and they never cash the check. Three months later
Speaker 2: they come back, they're like, hey, you need to pay rent.
Speaker 2: He's like, well, I've been sending it to you. Where
Speaker 2: have you been? And they were like, oh, actually, just
Speaker 2: don't worry about it. So they wouldn't tell him where
Speaker 2: they went.
Speaker 1: Where'd they go?
Speaker 2: They wouldn't tell, and he got three months rent free.
Speaker 1: The Chinese restaurant is a meth lab.
Speaker 2: No oh, there were allegedly ties, allegedly ties to the
Speaker 2: Chinese mafia in Chicago. That's confirmed because there was a
Speaker 2: police officer acab personally. He would come into the coffee
Speaker 2: shop where he worked and he told my friend Bezuka
Speaker 2: Joe this anyway, can.
Speaker 1: You say it's only shop where you worked? Did you
Speaker 1: really work?
Speaker 2: No? No, no, okay, but I did work because I
Speaker 2: would I would be mean to the little annoying people
Speaker 2: that would come in.
Speaker 1: He's not nice.
Speaker 2: I wasn't nice before transition. Anyways. The other thing connected
Speaker 2: to the Chinese restaurant is in the basement, they had
Speaker 2: a giant walk in like you know how restaurants have
Speaker 2: a walk in giant metal freezer. Terrifying one night overnight
Speaker 2: because they do laundry down there, it disappeared. Went to
Speaker 2: the walk in freezer, the walk in freezer disappeared. The
Speaker 2: giant metal room disappeared. Over now according to who, according
Speaker 2: to my friend Joe anyways, So I know that's.
Speaker 1: You don't believe, but Zuoka Joe, that sounds like a
Speaker 1: very trustworthy source.
Speaker 2: So all these things are. I'm asked to stay there
Speaker 2: by myself for two weeks. I am thrilled. I've always
Speaker 2: wanted to have an experience personally, I don't think I'm
Speaker 2: open to Like she's.
Speaker 1: Never lived alone because she's not good with money.
Speaker 2: I never lived alone.
Speaker 1: But she worked at a coffee shop. So so excited.
Speaker 1: That's a problem. I can't save it coffee.
Speaker 2: Anyways, So I'm alone for two weeks. The first week,
Speaker 2: nothing happens. I think the ghosts needed to get like.
Speaker 1: Used to you. Yeah, used to me, do you think
Speaker 1: they watch you poop?
Speaker 2: Yeah? And the door was closed, they could see footsteps.
Speaker 2: I never saw footsteps shadows under the bathroom door, but
Speaker 2: they could see them.
Speaker 1: Did you close the door when you were pooping when
Speaker 1: you were by yourself? No, that might be it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So anyway, the first week, nothing happens. The second week
Speaker 2: also nothing happened. I think I'm just not open to it.
Speaker 1: Wow. Wait, so nothing ever happens.
Speaker 2: I did take note of the lights would flicker, and
Speaker 2: I did take note, but it was right by the
Speaker 2: L train, and I feel like the electromagnetic currents like
Speaker 2: messed with it. But also for that reason, I feel
Speaker 2: like that's why the ghosts were there, because I feel
Speaker 2: like they always say, like, if you're on the same
Speaker 2: plane as like the third rail track, railroad tracks or whatever,
Speaker 2: magnetic electric tracks, that it's like ghosts because ghosts do electricity.
Speaker 2: I thought their energy they totally do elect you. You
Speaker 2: felt nothing, No, And I'm sorry if that was anti climacing.
Speaker 1: Can we get Bazooka Joe? Why didn't we get should
Speaker 1: these two people? Well?
Speaker 2: I did stay there a lot, and I always wanted
Speaker 2: something to happen, But I honestly.
Speaker 1: Believe I and this is all because I think Nicholas
Speaker 1: Cage said it once on David Letterman. I honestly believe
Speaker 1: we're all energy, and I do believe that, you know,
Speaker 1: matter cannot be created or destroyed or whatever. Science. Oh
Speaker 1: you didn't finish college. Science. Oh you didn't finish college.
Speaker 1: That's the final class science they teach you. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: finally teach you about science. It's alarming, what's happening. And yeah,
Speaker 1: so I've never personally experienced what I think is like
Speaker 1: a supernatural event, but I honestly believe that's just because
Speaker 1: of where my energy is sitting. Is that Do I
Speaker 1: sound too gay right now? I just believe like it's
Speaker 1: pretty good gay derogatory. I just believe that, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I believe that we're all on a certain plane, and
Speaker 1: I believe some people are just at a higher energy
Speaker 1: level we were able to.
Speaker 2: I agree with you because I feel like you have
Speaker 2: to be like to with You don't get paid the
Speaker 2: inside inside right, wait, we get paid for this Nope.
Speaker 1: Ross. So my next question, Yeah, what do you think
Speaker 1: of aliens? O? Pro very pro I'm pro and I
Speaker 1: think they're real, But I also think like, just let
Speaker 1: us know if they're real. Now many would say that
Speaker 1: they have.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the other thing. There's too much stuff going around.
Speaker 1: We don't know what to believe. I know, and we
Speaker 1: could just.
Speaker 2: Scroll past if we don't care.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I if, I don't know if
Speaker 1: I believe when people say, well, the government has said
Speaker 1: first of all, oh the government, Yeah, I listen to
Speaker 1: everything they say.
Speaker 2: Same.
Speaker 1: Oh they're saying some wild stuff lately. Have you heard
Speaker 1: about it? Oh? God, I've heard a few things. I
Speaker 1: see you. But you know, when was that two years
Speaker 1: ago or whatever? They said there's yeah, unidentified flying objects.
Speaker 1: They didn't say like these are humans from up well
Speaker 1: they kind of well, they talked about it a little bit.
Speaker 1: I think our government is too stupid to cover up
Speaker 1: aliens for this long. I can't imagine. I can't imagine
Speaker 1: a bunch of people in the government getting together and
Speaker 1: being like, hey, I feel like it's the seekers. There
Speaker 1: would have been some sort or are they putting all
Speaker 1: their energy into where they sitting? Where there now? As
Speaker 1: a woman of a certain age, I grew up watching
Speaker 1: unsolved mysteries, love it. I was obsessed. Roberts. You can
Speaker 1: watch Robert Stack. They have the every season on Amazon Prime,
Speaker 1: but be careful because they also have the later seasons
Speaker 1: with the gray hair guy mustache, mustache mustache. Anyway, as
Speaker 1: a kid, anything Robert Stack said to me, I believed,
Speaker 1: and so I carried that with me to this day. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't believe that we've had like actual green men
Speaker 1: wandering around because I again, I don't think the government
Speaker 1: is smart enough to cover it up.
Speaker 2: But they're monitoring LGBT people online. So you tell me
Speaker 2: you better watch. That's not me.
Speaker 1: We're not going to use any of those. It's fine,
Speaker 1: Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Have we started recording?
Speaker 1: No, not yet. Oh good. I want to tell you
Speaker 1: this story that I'm obsessed with. I did some research.
Speaker 1: Whoa I know? And by that I mean I watched
Speaker 1: one episode of a TV show. Okay, so it's a
Speaker 1: show that I discovered on Hulu. I love, I have
Speaker 1: a membership, I have, I have her past words. She
Speaker 1: does a lot of weird stuff. It's a paranormal show,
Speaker 1: Oh my god. And it's called out Designing Women. It's
Speaker 1: so good. It's called out there. Who's the host? Colon
Speaker 1: Crimes of the Paranormal and it's so good. Okay. It's
Speaker 1: it's kind of like the Newer Unsolved Mysteries on Netflix,
Speaker 1: Like each episode is standalone and it's really like all
Speaker 1: done duplas brothers did it, and it's those are some
Speaker 1: good brothers. They're great brothers. And so each story is
Speaker 1: like they vary, Like there's one where it's like a
Speaker 1: guy that thought lizard people were taken over, so he
Speaker 1: like attacked a city. Like it's they're very they're very different,
Speaker 1: Like yeah, but this one, there's one story of eight
Speaker 1: episodes where I'm like, this kind of feels like like
Speaker 1: a real UFO encounter. Yeah wait, I'm ready. Okay, can
Speaker 1: you do it as Robert Stack though it would just
Speaker 1: be more meaningful. I do everything as Rivers? That's true?
Speaker 1: What do you mean? Okay, So this one. I've heard
Speaker 1: of this story before and I was always just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: whatever until I saw this episode because they have this
Speaker 1: man's like best friend interviewed and his brother and it's fascinating. Okay,
Speaker 1: So the man's name was Granger Taylor. Ranger Taylor. I've
Speaker 1: just seen a baby and going I'm gonna name a
Speaker 1: Granger Granger Granger Tailor. He lived in Vancouver Island, BC, Canada,
Speaker 1: in a party called It'll be Our States Duncan. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: it's fifty for so exciting, so exciting. Oh god, I
Speaker 1: love Canada. So this is nineteen eighty Okay, okay, I
Speaker 1: never heard of that Duncan. I mean sorry, he's in Duncan.
Speaker 1: Is the city Duncan to be fair, Granger sounds like
Speaker 1: a city. Duncan sounds like a name, that's true.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I went to school in Bowling Green, Kentucky, and Duncan
Speaker 1: Hines the third, the grandson of the original Duncan Hines. Stop.
Speaker 1: He was a loser and he was a limo driver.
Speaker 1: But a limo driver in Bowling Green, Kentucky. Who are
Speaker 1: you driving? Do you know who else is a limo driver?
Speaker 1: Tell me? And also a Rod Stewart impersonator Kevin Spacey's
Speaker 1: Oh not enough people talk about this. I watched that
Speaker 1: Kevin Spacey documentary. Enough people are talking about.
Speaker 2: Kevin space Granger Spacey, No, wait, what documentary?
Speaker 1: There's a documentary on I can't remember where, but they
Speaker 1: interview his brother a lot, and his brother is a
Speaker 1: limo driver that dresses like Rod Stewart. But that's not
Speaker 1: about the paranormals. So let me tell you that keV
Speaker 1: Spacey had a hot brother. I'm going to google that. Okay,
Speaker 1: So this man, Granger Taylor, he's thirty two years old,
Speaker 1: so young, full life ahead. He was an eighth grade dropout,
Speaker 1: and you know, sort of a mysterious loaner type hot stabby,
Speaker 1: some would say, in an eccentric genius. Okay, this man,
Speaker 1: he drove a truck that he painted pink. He I
Speaker 1: don't think he's gay, because they did find a what
Speaker 1: do you call that, like a single an ad in
Speaker 1: like the newspaper.
Speaker 2: Classify a single classified.
Speaker 1: Where he was like looking for a nice lady. So
Speaker 1: I don't think he It was a joke because you
Speaker 1: know when straight guys wear pink, it's funny because boys
Speaker 1: or blue girls are pink. Maybe he's just hilarious. I
Speaker 1: think he was just like marched to the beat of
Speaker 1: his own drum. Okay, sounds a random. So he he
Speaker 1: would restore old cars. He liked dynamite. He had cannons
Speaker 1: that he made. He was just like making stuff all
Speaker 1: the time. He lived on this farm and he was
Speaker 1: always like doing mechanical work. Did he live by himself?
Speaker 1: That cut this out. I apologize, No, I think. I
Speaker 1: think he lived with his parents. Hot, I think, because
Speaker 1: we'll get to that in a second. So in the
Speaker 1: TV show, they interviewed this man named Robert who was
Speaker 1: fifteen years old when he met Granger, who was in
Speaker 1: his early thirties, and they became really close friends because
Speaker 1: Granger was like, oh, you can come work on my farm.
Speaker 1: I need someone to help me weld some shit or whatever.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you melted.
Speaker 1: And because this guy Robert, he also dropped out of
Speaker 1: school and so he was like, I don't know what
Speaker 1: to do. And his dad, I think knew Granger, so
Speaker 1: he like whatever. They ended up spending a bunch of
Speaker 1: time together and one project that they made together was
Speaker 1: a small plane. Like they were like doing crazy shit.
Speaker 1: This guy like knew how to do stuff. And one
Speaker 1: day he tells Robert, the fifteen year old, He's like,
Speaker 1: I had a dream where I was visited by aliens.
Speaker 1: And he was always into reading books about aliens and UFOs,
Speaker 1: And there had also been reports of UFOs in specifically
Speaker 1: this area where they lived for like decades. Sure people
Speaker 1: said that they saw these things. Even Robert saw one
Speaker 1: one time when he was at a uh a drive
Speaker 1: drive I always want to say drive through, drive in,
Speaker 1: drive in? Yeah, have you ever been to a drive in?
Speaker 1: I've been to a drive through? Yeah? Love those big
Speaker 1: fan Yeah. So he finds these satellite dishes in a junkyard.
Speaker 1: He welds them together. He makes a fake UFO that
Speaker 1: he would just kind of like hang out with teenagers
Speaker 1: whatever whatever is he on a list somewhere. Always seems
Speaker 1: like it was all very innocent. They were good Friday.
Speaker 1: It was nineteen eighty. It was a different time. It's
Speaker 1: a different time. So this other night they're like hanging
Speaker 1: out in the UFO, the fake UFO, and he tells
Speaker 1: Robert he had another alien dream, and he's like, it's
Speaker 1: getting realer. He said that he could feel their energy
Speaker 1: and that he could smell their vinegary odor. He said
Speaker 1: that they were like snegger chips, they were like stick
Speaker 1: fishs oh girl, me too, and that they could communicate
Speaker 1: with him telepathically. They said they want him to go
Speaker 1: to their planet, which is a forty two month journey
Speaker 1: to get there. They'll be coming during a storm, so
Speaker 1: get ready. And they had me come to shut up.
Speaker 1: They had to go. They had to come during a
Speaker 1: storm because their UFOs are really loud. This is what
Speaker 1: they told him. So like, oh yeah, so it would
Speaker 1: like mask the sound.
Speaker 2: Smart Okay, Okay, I'm following.
Speaker 1: So they said like, oh, we want you because you
Speaker 1: know how to build shit, and like you can teach
Speaker 1: us about Earth and you can like build stuff for us. Okay.
Speaker 1: So to be fair, he did smoke a lot of
Speaker 1: pot and do a lot of LSD, and I think
Speaker 1: everyone in the town was like okay, because he was
Speaker 1: like telling people like, yeah, I'm leaving. The aliens are
Speaker 1: going to come get me, and everyone's like, uh yeah, Granger,
Speaker 1: Yeah this is Anger. Stranger forgot that was a name.
Speaker 1: So Granger's now he's convinced it is going to happen.
Speaker 1: And he actually went so far as he changed his
Speaker 1: will on the actual document, which still exists, he crossed
Speaker 1: out the word death and he wrote departure. He said
Speaker 1: that it would be happening on the twenty ninth of November.
Speaker 1: This is what he had been told. November comes, twenty
Speaker 1: ninth storm of the century.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Perfect. He goes to Robert's house, his family home, to
Speaker 1: say goodbye to everyone. He left a goodbye note to
Speaker 1: his parents never seen again. Okay, that is called manifesting. Listen,
Speaker 1: there you go. You can have anything you want in life, girlies,
Speaker 1: you just gotta manifest. I've been talking for a long
Speaker 1: time about how I want to go up there? You
Speaker 1: do if I got the opportunity, I'm out of here.
Speaker 1: Back to travel.
Speaker 2: Is it Katie Perry and Gail King going up there?
Speaker 1: What? What are they? Did I make this up? Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: but I don't know if they Yeah, but that's not
Speaker 1: the same. They don't go all the way out to space.
Speaker 1: They go up to like upper atmosphere, so like they're
Speaker 1: not what's his name, Lance Armstrong? No, he's Bike Neil Armstrong. Neil.
Speaker 1: You see a video of buzz Aldrin punching a moon
Speaker 1: landing denier in the face. This guy comes up to
Speaker 1: buzz Aldron old ass Astronauts standing on the sidewalk holding
Speaker 1: a book called the Old Astronauts. That's exactly right. So
Speaker 1: they yeah, and he's like, admit that you're wrong, admit
Speaker 1: that you're a liar, and then old ass buzz Aldron
Speaker 1: very violent, he punches him in the face. I don't
Speaker 1: like that kind of stuff. Oh I love it.
Speaker 2: I got punched while boarding a bu once in Chicago.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. No, here's the thing. Not explain you
Speaker 1: were undercover at the time.
Speaker 2: I was deep undercover as a man, and I was
Speaker 2: just waiting to get on the bus and someone was
Speaker 2: mad about something else and he just got off the
Speaker 2: bus and punched me real quick in the stomach. And
Speaker 2: then I got on the.
Speaker 1: Bus and I said, did you see that?
Speaker 2: I just got punched expecting like to get on the
Speaker 2: bus for free, but the bus driver didn't care.
Speaker 1: Well, it sounds like you deserved I guess you in
Speaker 1: the stomach. He didn't take your money you used to
Speaker 1: have to pay.
Speaker 2: Well, okay, wait, songer.
Speaker 1: Thing though, Yes, the Granger story is not over. Oh
Speaker 1: what Yeah, but he's never been seen again. So oh well,
Speaker 1: what about Robert? His pink truck was also missing? So
Speaker 1: did they want the pink truck? We don't know. They
Speaker 1: don't find him anywhere. It becomes a cold case. They're
Speaker 1: really like, we don't know, he's just he's missing.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, they're in Canada.
Speaker 1: It's cold. It's so cold up there. We're sorry, We're
Speaker 1: sorry for everything we've said. So his mu, who was
Speaker 1: very close with him, She held on to the fact
Speaker 1: that he had said in the note, I will be back.
Speaker 1: It's a forty two month trip. So she's like, he'll
Speaker 1: be back, He'll be back forty two months.
Speaker 2: Comes it's forty two months to get to.
Speaker 1: The planet, right, Well he just said that it was
Speaker 1: a forty two month trip. Oh trip, okay, So everybody
Speaker 1: is like, oh, he'll be back in forty two months. Well,
Speaker 1: he had told Robert that it's forty two months, like
Speaker 1: our time is how much he will age. So he's
Speaker 1: because it starts getting.
Speaker 2: All like time time me and what did I say
Speaker 2: when I first got in here.
Speaker 1: Try to listen to what you say. It's very that
Speaker 1: like apparently their galaxy is one hundred thousand light years away.
Speaker 2: I know it.
Speaker 1: Okay, So it's like so twenty four months, yeah, exactly
Speaker 1: forty By the time he would come back here, one
Speaker 1: hundred thousand years will have passed for us. But he's
Speaker 1: only forty two years old, okay, ghost, the Earth will
Speaker 1: not be here in one hundred thousand years. I don't
Speaker 1: know why I'm talking like, I don't care with that attitude.
Speaker 1: You know what I need to manifest it it'll be
Speaker 1: here so I can tell you he'll be here. So
Speaker 1: what's his heart? In nineteen eighty six, So a couple
Speaker 1: of years later, a crater is found in the mountain
Speaker 1: near where he's from with pieces of a truck pink.
Speaker 2: No, but but he trunk.
Speaker 1: The pink could have burned off.
Speaker 2: He painted the truck.
Speaker 1: So there's a tire rim that was six sixty feet
Speaker 1: up in the air, and a tree. He got rimmed
Speaker 1: in a tree. Now that's extraterrestrial. Now that's an et
Speaker 1: I can get behind. Now that No, that's it's a
Speaker 1: You can honestly just cut around all of this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we will, Okay. So it was obviously a very massive
Speaker 1: explosion had occurred there, and there was a serial number
Speaker 1: that was found on the truck, and according to his brother,
Speaker 1: it was Granger's truck. Now, yeah, Robert, you can't tell
Speaker 1: Robert that. Robert is one hundred percent convinced that that
Speaker 1: is not the case. And in fact, he says he's
Speaker 1: on record in this thing he's talking. He's like, no,
Speaker 1: look at the pictures. It was a blue truck. It
Speaker 1: was not pink. There's like pieces of trucks. The license
Speaker 1: plate was different on the truck, the wheel in the
Speaker 1: tree is not the kind that he had his poor brother.
Speaker 1: They found bone fragments, but they were never confirmed to
Speaker 1: be Grangers. It was deemed inconclusive. They reported in one
Speaker 1: year prior, in nineteen eighty five, that there was dynamite
Speaker 1: missing from Granger's dynamite collection of sure stuff. But it's like,
Speaker 1: why didn't you find that sooner? Like what It just
Speaker 1: all kind of seemed fishy, okay, And so the people
Speaker 1: that they interviewed that knew him and the family, They're like, okay,
Speaker 1: somebody and his family did have a connection to the police. So,
Speaker 1: like Robert believes, one theory could be the police wanted
Speaker 1: to give Granger's parents a conclusion because she was getting
Speaker 1: up there the mom and they blew up the truck
Speaker 1: or who knows. But here's the thing, Like they couldn't
Speaker 1: access his will because he wasn't pronounced dead, so they
Speaker 1: needed to Like this is the theory. Okay, did he
Speaker 1: have much to leave anyone? Oh my god, there was
Speaker 1: there's a you fo a farm fa he built a train.
Speaker 1: I didn't say that he found an old train, and
Speaker 1: like put it all together, listen, I love a man
Speaker 1: who can tinker. Ooh, a man, I love a train, trainspride,
Speaker 1: I see you.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So, I don't know, there's a lot of people that believe.
Speaker 1: I'm a little convinced.
Speaker 2: Wh what you mean, what's what's the piece that is well,
Speaker 2: the fact that he knew that he was going to
Speaker 2: be taken and then he disappeared in his baby the secret.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's like, yeah, he could have control. He
Speaker 1: could have blown himself up and been like, I'm going
Speaker 1: to wait for the next rainstorm and do it. But
Speaker 1: I don't know, you want to think we should do well.
Speaker 1: I know there's there's a way to solve this, okay, easily.
Speaker 1: It was nineteen eighty Okay, I didn't have the internet. Okay,
Speaker 1: a lot of people couldn't afford cable. Okay, was it out?
Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm young. But anyway, you know that
Speaker 1: him driving around that pink truck. We just need to
Speaker 1: check the diaries of all the football players in the
Speaker 1: surrounding area and when we find one that says on
Speaker 1: November was it November twenty ninth? On November twenty ninth,
Speaker 1: I was fucking my girlfriend. I don't know what guys do,
Speaker 1: I was fingering my girlfriend, you know, and talking about
Speaker 1: the game. And I saw this pink truck. I saw
Speaker 1: this bag in a pink truck, you know, because they
Speaker 1: love making fun of everybody knew him, like he lived
Speaker 1: in a small town.
Speaker 2: Oh, one.
Speaker 1: Truck was missing.
Speaker 2: I think it's too convenient, So you think it did.
Speaker 2: It's true that he went to space.
Speaker 1: No, I think he went to like Nebraska he lived.
Speaker 1: Do you think he was still alive and out there? Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm not wishing that upon him. I think when it's
Speaker 1: your time to go, you should go. So I don't
Speaker 1: want to put life into him if he doesn't want
Speaker 1: to be. What if he did get to go and
Speaker 1: he's having like a great time, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I think he's up there, not aging. By the way,
Speaker 1: he's still thirty two, making stuff, which he loves, privilege
Speaker 1: tinkering in space.
Speaker 2: Maybe he's gonna come down and fix everything that's wrong.
Speaker 2: What I mean, well, the climate, Oh yeah, it's not he.
Speaker 1: At one point they interview his sister and she's like,
Speaker 1: what was her name Hermione, sorry, granga, granged Gina. I
Speaker 1: don't remember what her age Gina is, but she's like,
Speaker 1: I hope he's up there with a nice space girl
Speaker 1: or she says something like that. There we go again
Speaker 1: with heteronormative standards. But again they did find that he
Speaker 1: had posted or.
Speaker 2: You know, like a singles like a.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we all were looking for lady.
Speaker 2: Definitely, somebody definitely blew up. They definitely blew up another truck.
Speaker 1: From what's going on with that truck? That?
Speaker 2: Was it a cover up to get the will? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Did they just do that?
Speaker 2: Or was it a cover up to keep the alien's
Speaker 2: secrets secret?
Speaker 1: So they blew up a truck?
Speaker 2: You think the only just to make it secret is
Speaker 2: to blow up a truck. But to make it chevy
Speaker 2: seem like the case is closed and we don't have
Speaker 2: to look into aliens.
Speaker 1: Let's blow up a tahoe quick.
Speaker 2: Well, no, it's to close the case.
Speaker 1: They needed to close the case. Yeah, so, Harriet the Spy,
Speaker 1: I can understand that a lot of that stuff, like
Speaker 1: maybe they did need to close the case and so
Speaker 1: that's what all that is? Fine? Fine, fine, but where
Speaker 1: the fuck is he?
Speaker 2: Okay, I need to watch It's just it's called out
Speaker 2: there yea.
Speaker 1: Journey. Yeah, no, it's called Crimes of the Paranormal See
Speaker 1: of the Okay, there's one episode about these people in
Speaker 1: Chinatown in San Francisco that would like pray on old
Speaker 1: ladies and be like, oh, we're gonna like this curse
Speaker 1: is on you, so like give us this money like
Speaker 1: it was stuff like that.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 1: It's like most of them are not things that feel
Speaker 1: like they might have been parent It's like kind of
Speaker 1: like people using.
Speaker 2: But that's the way it stuck out to you.
Speaker 1: But this one, to me, I'm like, it's unsolved. What
Speaker 1: happened to him? Possibly, I mean he drove away, I
Speaker 1: got into a horrible car accident. Well, according to the
Speaker 1: to the official report, he blew himself up solving, but
Speaker 1: I don't believe truck is the same as so in question,
Speaker 1: it's apparently very much not. However, the other thing, you
Speaker 1: know how said that his the serial number was found. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Robert's like it was partial. Okay, He's like there could
Speaker 1: be hundreds of thousands of different cars that had like that.
Speaker 1: Beginning of the it sounds like you're believing Robert, But
Speaker 1: then I think it happened. No, I think that he
Speaker 1: was taking. Robert is on the side of this. Robert
Speaker 1: is on the one granger. No wait, Robert's the one
Speaker 1: that was crazy.
Speaker 2: Friend, Granger is that it's not the same color.
Speaker 1: It's not the robber because he believes he believes that
Speaker 1: got taken up. I'm back. I apologize. Yeah, okay, well
Speaker 1: I don't I think that Granger has the same view
Speaker 1: as me, which is I'm looking at the globe from
Speaker 1: a distance. Yeah, oh, listen. I hope that he's up
Speaker 1: there having a good time, or I hope he's in
Speaker 1: Nebraska having a good time, or I hope he's dead
Speaker 1: if that's what he wants.
Speaker 2: Granger, if you can hear us, will you come back
Speaker 2: and then take us with you? Please?
Speaker 1: Wherever you are, Granger, if you can hear us. Did
Speaker 1: the aliens think your name was weird too? Or is
Speaker 1: that just a human thing? Yeah? If you go up there,
Speaker 1: you can tell them anything. They will get. You can
Speaker 1: be like yeah, everybody is like obsessed with you. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Sure they can make it to Earth, but they don't
Speaker 1: know things.
Speaker 2: He gets on the alien ship and they're like name,
Speaker 2: and he's like, good Gary, that's why we can't.
Speaker 1: I don't know what. Yeah, you can do that. Have
Speaker 1: you ever ordered an uber and then when it pulls
Speaker 1: up it's a pickup truck.
Speaker 2: That was it?
Speaker 1: Pink Nightmare? Yes, bit Austin Texas. Picture it. Oh, that
Speaker 1: feels like it could happen in Austin, Texas.
Speaker 2: What was it that drag thing that you were doing
Speaker 2: Austin International Drive.
Speaker 1: I heard that Tamagotchi had just released the old Tamagatchi
Speaker 1: was coming back into stores at GameStop. Did you know
Speaker 1: game stops a place.
Speaker 2: I just had a normal investigation.
Speaker 1: If she went after ghosts the way she went after
Speaker 1: this Tamagchi, we would have spent one hundred and twenty
Speaker 1: dollars on many different ubers going from game stop to
Speaker 1: game stop looking for Tamagotchi, and it was worth it.
Speaker 1: But one of them was so scary because it was
Speaker 1: a giant Ford f one fifty. And I don't know
Speaker 1: if you know this, don't, but I'm a litt okay
Speaker 1: and so I got very nervous. But out of all
Speaker 1: of the ubers, he was the friendliest. Don't judge a
Speaker 1: book by its cover, and we voted the same way.
Speaker 1: You know, it helps that we were both Republican.
Speaker 2: Your friend, I have never seen this person in my life.
Speaker 1: Lucky, I'm kidding. Listeners, it's it's a joke. Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 1: Can I show you a haunted eBay doll? Y? Yes? Please,
Speaker 1: it's time for the dolls are Living.
Speaker 2: I love this show.
Speaker 1: I'm a listener.
Speaker 2: I'm a listener, and so I'm so excited.
Speaker 1: We are exactly right, fans. We are.
Speaker 2: Beginning to pinch me a moment because we are o
Speaker 2: G my favorite murders. But I'm a ghosted doll as well.
Speaker 1: I listened to the first two episodes. It just didn't
Speaker 1: get me of this podcast. This podcast. Don't listen to
Speaker 1: the first two episodes. That's for anyone listening to that
Speaker 1: this that's a long time ago. Okay, I'll give it
Speaker 1: another try. Actually, I did watch the John Gaboris episode.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he's so funny in the world, he's
Speaker 1: so funny.
Speaker 2: I gotta be honest. I know that he's married with
Speaker 2: you too.
Speaker 1: No what it's called respectfully at Oh you're a are
Speaker 1: Let me show you a haunted doll?
Speaker 2: Okay, sorry, so what I.
Speaker 1: Do you know this already? So I go to eBay
Speaker 1: dot com and I look for haunted dolls. Do you
Speaker 1: use a website or do you use an app? No?
Speaker 1: I just type it in www old school style. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I type in haunted dolls, and I found one
Speaker 1: that I think is perfect for this occasion. This one
Speaker 1: is going for thirty nine dollars, okay, and her name
Speaker 1: is Georgia. Now that's Georgia. That's the name I can
Speaker 1: get behind. Okay, jeha, show it's Georgia. You got it?
Speaker 1: Ros oh oh oh okay, Well, okay, tell us what
Speaker 1: you're looking at. I'm looking at my niece that looks
Speaker 1: just like my niece Piper. Are you serious? Except that
Speaker 1: she was named after a pastor because my twin brother
Speaker 1: was a preacher at the time. So it's a really
Speaker 1: bad guy. And so now that he's not a Christian anymore,
Speaker 1: we don't know what she's not a Christian exactly.
Speaker 2: What we're seeing is a young.
Speaker 1: Girl, young goo.
Speaker 2: She looks all at the same time, three and eighty three.
Speaker 2: She's seen a lot, she's seen, she's got she's got.
Speaker 1: Bags, two Ikea bags under her e's.
Speaker 2: Got two hairstyles at the same time. One is a
Speaker 2: it's a matted sort of curled pattern, and then also
Speaker 2: two braids flat conditions.
Speaker 1: It's like if you took a production of Annie you
Speaker 1: took that wig and then put two braids behind it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I will say I love her dress. Her gown
Speaker 2: is beautiful, and she's got a really big collar. I'm
Speaker 2: getting out of college.
Speaker 1: It's sort of a doily thing around her neck. I
Speaker 1: don't know how tall she is. I think she's like doll.
Speaker 1: Hes got some really close up on the feet. Don't
Speaker 1: give us the feet picks. Pocket. Here's the thing. She
Speaker 1: comes with a story. Oh like the person selling her
Speaker 1: has really like given her a bio. So let me
Speaker 1: give it to you. Pronounced, she's a she she heard yes,
Speaker 1: So it says George's demeanor is calm and modest. No,
Speaker 1: it's not. She will relax with you after a rough day.
Speaker 1: She just has that calming ability. She's an absolute gem.
Speaker 1: Oh she's eighteen inches tall, it says, right here, Okay,
Speaker 1: that's a little too tall. She's made of heavier porcelain.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: Same. She doesn't say plus, she says heavier port. So
Speaker 1: it says Georgia lived from nineteen forty four to nineteen
Speaker 1: eighty four. Nineteen eighty four was a perfect year to
Speaker 1: be born. No, that's when she died. I know, and
Speaker 1: now i'm her Oh, she does see how she died.
Speaker 1: Tell she was riding in the car with her grandpa
Speaker 1: and the door accidentally swung open. She fell out on
Speaker 1: the road. She fell out on the road. Did grandpa
Speaker 1: keep going? Well, I'm not sure, but it says she
Speaker 1: had a complex, difficult life due to the times that
Speaker 1: she lived in the times that she lived in the sixties. Well,
Speaker 1: what she in Vietnam? Here's the thing. Okay, she identifies
Speaker 1: as a woman now, but she was a gay man
Speaker 1: named Ira when she was living.
Speaker 2: You brought this one for us.
Speaker 1: Well, I had heard that you're tention to one of
Speaker 1: the one.
Speaker 2: I was undercover as a gay man, am Ira, and now.
Speaker 1: I have as Actually, that is the face of a
Speaker 1: quirky little faggot. She's got a secret. She's got a secret,
Speaker 1: and she's going to tell everyone because gay people cannot
Speaker 1: keep secrets. You know what her face secrets I'm not
Speaker 1: supposed to tell no. Okay, Well, that stole a lot
Speaker 1: of money. Let's okay, go ahead. So she has chosen
Speaker 1: not to hide anymore because she is brave, she is brute,
Speaker 1: she is she's meant to be. She's she was born
Speaker 1: this way, baby, and so she owned her own business.
Speaker 1: She described the business as a house suctioning business where
Speaker 1: they would remove flooded water from homes. That's so important.
Speaker 1: Lived in my home flooded. It was a poolhouse that
Speaker 1: turned into her favorite colors teal. Her favorite food is gumbo,
Speaker 1: her same, same, She's me. Her hobbies are This is
Speaker 1: so weird. It says her hobbies are hummingbirds and going
Speaker 1: on vacation. I'm going to a hobby. Let her sit
Speaker 1: by a window to watch the birds, and then look
Speaker 1: and listen for her activities that'll wake her up. Basically,
Speaker 1: she's happy, honest, reasonable, Uh, let's see here. She's also
Speaker 1: great around pets and children. She's protective and she would
Speaker 1: like to be able to be around you when possible
Speaker 1: so she can make sure you're okay. She sounds. She
Speaker 1: sounds love.
Speaker 2: Where's the Is there any scary parts to her?
Speaker 1: Not really? Gumbo jarby? Can I buy No? Actually, I'm
Speaker 1: not supposed to tell you this. Ros let it slip
Speaker 1: before we got here. But as a thank you for
Speaker 1: coming on the show, she's already ordered her for imy show.
Speaker 1: Would you like her? Yes? Thanks?
Speaker 2: Are she looks like me?
Speaker 1: She's not looks look at you all at all.
Speaker 2: Well, not right now, because I'm wearing different hair. But
Speaker 2: that's what my hair looks like under here.
Speaker 1: It does say that she makes random noises random same.
Speaker 2: Eh.
Speaker 1: She's a quick learner. She can learn things.
Speaker 2: That's where we last me.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, she will tickle your hand and arms. Oh
Speaker 1: like this, you'll feel a tingling sensation her eyes. Pretend
Speaker 1: you're at home alone and there's a haunted doll right
Speaker 1: next to you.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: It does not say what the noises are, but it
Speaker 1: very well could be that she's a woman. She's grown.
Speaker 1: She is a grown transgender woman, and what a great
Speaker 1: time to come out as trans, right now in twenty
Speaker 1: twenty five. Yeah, her states maybe we shouldn't buy her
Speaker 1: because then she'll be stucky. Now. I wonder if laws
Speaker 1: apply to dolls. I don't think so.
Speaker 2: So.
Speaker 1: Oh that's true. That's how I raised a doll. Doll.
Speaker 1: She really does live like there's no rules for the dolls.
Speaker 1: It's me too. It's worrisome. You have a driver's license.
Speaker 2: I want her, do you really?
Speaker 1: Oh? I don't have thirty nine dollars. My mother, my mother.
Speaker 1: We are not currently talking. It's a very bad relationship.
Speaker 1: And I want it. I want it to get better,
Speaker 1: but I can only do so much. She had a
Speaker 1: doll growing up. She grew up in the fifties, and
Speaker 1: it was like a three and a half foot tall. Oh,
Speaker 1: that's scary, plastic doll. Her name was Susie and when
Speaker 1: and she's from the country. And so when she got older,
Speaker 1: my mom and pop Paul put her up in the
Speaker 1: attic and she got all her fingers and toes chewed
Speaker 1: off by raccoons. And so when they when we got
Speaker 1: it back, like when my grandpa died. Papa died of cancer,
Speaker 1: was horrible, but he went to heaven and my mom
Speaker 1: got the baby doll back. She brought it to the house.
Speaker 1: It looked terrifying. It was a fifty year old baby
Speaker 1: doll with no fingers or toes, and one of the
Speaker 1: eyes that opened stayed closed permanently. And so we were
Speaker 1: babysitting a family or a friend from church's daughters like
Speaker 1: infant daughter. He died of COVID because he was a libertarian,
Speaker 1: and she mom forgot that the baby doll was in there,
Speaker 1: so she closed her in this dark room and right
Speaker 1: next to the crib is a baby doll with no arms,
Speaker 1: no fingers, no toes, and one eye open and the
Speaker 1: little girl is screaming. And this was a different time
Speaker 1: and my mom was like, you just gotta let them
Speaker 1: scream it out. Can you imagine? And now our dad's
Speaker 1: dead of COVID? Explain that is there no end to
Speaker 1: haunted dolls on eBay?
Speaker 2: Is there?
Speaker 1: Just like thousands upon thousands thousands? But very few are
Speaker 1: transgender ladies that.
Speaker 2: I really thank you for showing me this one. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I will be finding her absolutely.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, let me do one more thing with you.
Speaker 1: It's for ev or ev pase it's a trans thing.
Speaker 1: It's not a trans thing, oh okay, but in a
Speaker 1: way it is because they call it instrumental trans communication.
Speaker 1: And honey, anytime I talk it is instrumental trans communication.
Speaker 1: Sound like bongos, So basically, m hmm. It's whenever people
Speaker 1: believe they've captured a ghost speaking. We're gonna listen to
Speaker 1: two of these. You've done that? Oh, I do it
Speaker 1: every week. I saw your Hulu. Wasn't your showing Hulu?
Speaker 1: It was, yeah, don't what it's but there anytime you
Speaker 1: do a thing and you did it with your whole heart,
Speaker 1: and soul and a fast fashioned sweater. You should be
Speaker 1: proud of it. Okay, maybe it wasn't. Yeah, there you go,
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna bring it up. There is a new
Speaker 1: paranormal show though on Hulu, and I actually really love
Speaker 1: it out there. You just told us. Yeah, oh okay,
Speaker 1: de smell toast this first one. Okay, get your ear.
Speaker 1: You're gonna need the cans for this. I got makeup
Speaker 1: all over these. I'm so sorry, but it's cheap. It
Speaker 1: comes off so fast. Oh, I unplugged it. Where did
Speaker 1: you find her?
Speaker 2: We found each other through a classified ad in the paper.
Speaker 2: I was looking for a man with a pink truck.
Speaker 1: She I was looking for an alien.
Speaker 2: I was looking for a little gray man.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's perfect. I honestly think this works. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: it's my boy. No, no, there's no such thing. Thank you.
Speaker 1: So all, here's girls. We all have on our headphones now,
Speaker 1: and we are going to listen to two that I
Speaker 1: found on YouTube. This first one comes from this YouTube
Speaker 1: channel that I've really become obsessed with because this guy
Speaker 1: has really good voices that he captures. His name is
Speaker 1: Brandon Elvis, and I don't know, uh, This first one
Speaker 1: is from a place called Heritage Junction in Santa Clarita.
Speaker 2: Oh that's your bike.
Speaker 1: The diet not too far of that diet.
Speaker 2: It's like the diet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, what is this ghost saying I'm scared? You're being.
Speaker 2: Ye?
Speaker 1: Train? I like the yellow train.
Speaker 2: You feel tends you feel tens saying something about the train?
Speaker 2: It is, Yeah, there's train noise in the back.
Speaker 1: Does some very Yeah, it sounds very trained, I can say.
Speaker 1: Because it's about trains. I feel like it's say you
Speaker 1: heard me, it's trains. The train's pride flag is green
Speaker 1: and yellow, and I think that's normal. No, you said training, training.
Speaker 1: I think it's important that if you're going to go
Speaker 1: as hunt that you need proper train. What did you
Speaker 1: say training? I think it's really important.
Speaker 2: We play it one more time. I want to get
Speaker 2: it before. I want to get it before you play
Speaker 2: the options.
Speaker 1: Okay, my best friends are train.
Speaker 2: You revealed training.
Speaker 1: I don't mm hmmm. They're saying something about the train.
Speaker 1: I think they want to get on the train. Where
Speaker 1: are some options? Is it a have you seen the trade? Oh?
Speaker 1: That's it, that's it, which you know? I have an
Speaker 1: answers yes, there may be people listening to this that
Speaker 1: are not familiar with your drag quing culture. I know
Speaker 1: it's not great in that trade. Okay. So trade is
Speaker 1: like you see a hot a hot man okay, and
Speaker 1: he looks like like a hot streight tough rudom toutem.
Speaker 1: You heard of a Sylvester Sam, d Sam. It's that
Speaker 1: Yosemi Sam? Is the trade? It's okay? So is it A?
Speaker 1: Have you seen the trade? Is it B? Will that
Speaker 1: be on the train? Oh? C? Can I be your friend?
Speaker 1: Or D L G B tray?
Speaker 2: Will that be on the train?
Speaker 1: Okay, let's hear it again.
Speaker 2: Final answer?
Speaker 1: Oh now let's see that. Now I'm feeling more friend.
Speaker 1: Now I'm feeling more friend. Well, your friend is correct,
Speaker 1: it is B. Will that beyond the train? I'm proud
Speaker 1: of you. She got a leg up because she's trained.
Speaker 1: Wait now, are you transgender or transgender?
Speaker 2: I'm both? Because damn it, you look.
Speaker 1: So beautiful right now? Why are you laughing when you
Speaker 1: say it?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: Everyone in the booth is not laughing. Okay, last one.
Speaker 1: They really don't like this. I know I don't like
Speaker 1: that kind of talk. Really, sorry? Are you mad at us? No, not.
Speaker 1: They will never say that. Okay, so that's the thing
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I don't call the police. I saw that, Okay,
Speaker 1: tweet about it.
Speaker 2: So I'm one Darby zero.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, this is a competition. Oh are we talking
Speaker 1: about sizes? Yes? I am a size zero. Second EVP
Speaker 1: posted by the same guy. This is at a place
Speaker 1: called Rancho Camulos, which is in Peru. I didn't know
Speaker 1: you spoke Spanish. Rancho Camulos. Here we go Peru. It's
Speaker 1: in Piru, California. Okay, okay, what is this ghost saying?
Speaker 2: Tavish?
Speaker 1: Hush? What apple sauce?
Speaker 2: No cat? Do you do the side?
Speaker 1: When I start? That's what I heard?
Speaker 2: Catch you outside.
Speaker 1: Chemist? Sorry sigh.
Speaker 2: Isn't this fun?
Speaker 1: Incredible ghost speaking?
Speaker 2: Everyone here hears it differently.
Speaker 1: Okay, well here's some options. Did they think it was
Speaker 1: a yes, bitch stunning? Yes, I do b he has
Speaker 1: my son? See we met last summer? Or d you
Speaker 1: think you're something?
Speaker 2: Can we hear.
Speaker 1: He has my son? That's got to be he has
Speaker 1: What's we met last summer and you think you're something?
Speaker 1: You think your son?
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go d he has my son?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go be he has You've already answered, You've
Speaker 1: already answered.
Speaker 2: I didn't lock it in, Yes you did. She played
Speaker 2: the clip for the final I think you liked it in. Okay, fine,
Speaker 2: but you.
Speaker 1: Were both kind of right at the same time because
Speaker 1: it was b he has my son? What is the
Speaker 1: reference to this? Who?
Speaker 2: I don't know the changeling you're not supposed.
Speaker 1: To take that's my son?
Speaker 2: What's his name?
Speaker 1: Brandon Alvis?
Speaker 2: What that Brandon Alvis? Are these videos? Are these just
Speaker 2: audio on YouTube? This isn't a right now, it's just
Speaker 2: the audio.
Speaker 1: Okay? That was? That was that makes me very uncomfortable. Well,
Speaker 1: We're done, Thank you, thank you so much, and I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Where can people find you? Guys?
Speaker 2: We're at im each of the show, We're on the
Speaker 2: ground and TikTok, and you can hear our podcast and
Speaker 2: you can hear ras on our podcast at I'm each
Speaker 2: other show. Just don't read the comments or add new
Speaker 2: comments and say how much.
Speaker 1: You love new comments. Nice comments.
Speaker 2: I think the problem is that we are.
Speaker 1: It's because you guys have young fans and they don't
Speaker 1: like that kind of thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, honestly, gen z Z causes you to like. It's
Speaker 1: caused us to have to investigate how we approach.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're new podcasts, so we're still figuring out.
Speaker 1: So I think we could have supported I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: so I get.
Speaker 2: We'll have to have you back on when we know
Speaker 2: what we're doing.
Speaker 1: Oh, they're gonna love that. Your audience is gonna be
Speaker 1: so excited about that.
Speaker 2: They will, they will.
Speaker 1: I would love to have you on the show. It
Speaker 1: is like our YouTube series to talk about drag race,
Speaker 1: because please, I love drag Grace. I love that was
Speaker 1: my favorite part of the whole thing.
Speaker 2: Do you want to take my spot please?
Speaker 1: Okay? Yeah, Well you're my favorite train gender.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much. You're my favorite transgender.
Speaker 1: Only what I know in real life tinans gender. I
Speaker 1: am not a trains gender. I'm not train Okay.
Speaker 2: I heard trend setter, and so that's what I thought, trendsetter.
Speaker 2: I would not say that, but that's what I think
Speaker 2: you are.
Speaker 1: Oh, thank you're a beautiful model. I think you have
Speaker 1: a gorgeous face. I think you accessorize very well. I
Speaker 1: love your hair, and I love your like your style
Speaker 1: and I love your style and your nails are good.
Speaker 1: Are you both doing any live shows anytime soon. Actually,
Speaker 1: we just second.
Speaker 2: Oh, we have a live show coming up on the
Speaker 2: eighth in Chicago at the Den Theater.
Speaker 1: June eighth, I returns to Chicago.
Speaker 2: Your grand return.
Speaker 1: Tell everyone there to go see me in July because
Speaker 1: I've never done a solo show there. You're going to
Speaker 1: be on Hydrat That's great.
Speaker 2: That's where we're going to have a fantastic time. Right.
Speaker 2: Didn't we meet at Hydro?
Speaker 1: I think we did. Yeah, there's lore we met at
Speaker 1: the Express. This could be you my future. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: I love you both. Thank you so much for having us.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much to Darby and Alexis. Aren't they something?
Speaker 1: I love them both, and I love you all, both
Speaker 1: living and dead. But if I didn't ask you to
Speaker 1: haunt me, don't haunt me came back. This has been
Speaker 1: an exactly right production. Want to share your paranormal experience
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Speaker 1: I'll even call you. So email me at ghosted by
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Speaker 1: startling Jiha Lee. Associate producer is the alarming Christina Chamberlain.
Speaker 1: This episode was mixed and sound designed by the eerie
Speaker 1: Edson Choi. My guest booker is the petrifying Patrick Kuttner.
Speaker 1: My theme music is by the spine chilling Brendan Lynch Salomon.
Speaker 1: Artwork by the spooky Vanessa Lilac. Photography by the terrifying
Speaker 1: Elizabeth Karen. Executive produced by the chilling Karen Kilgareff, the
Speaker 1: spooky Georgia hart Stark, and the frightening Danielle Kramer. Listen
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