WEBVTT - A New Year With S&M

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, Hello, Welcome to the Unofficial expos Podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Happy New Year, Happy New Year. Okay, this is

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<v Speaker 2>already not going the way that I feel like it

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<v Speaker 2>should be going. Happy New Year, Marie. We take this

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<v Speaker 2>from the top. No, I think this is good, of

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<v Speaker 2>course you do. Welcome to the Unofficial Expert Podcast with

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<v Speaker 2>Sydney and her male friend Marie. I feel like I

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<v Speaker 2>had gotten my voice back and now it's this again,

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<v Speaker 2>but like it's like a light man voice. This is

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<v Speaker 2>a voice that I know you as. This is truly

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<v Speaker 2>your voice. Honestly, this I feel like this is also

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<v Speaker 2>my voice. This is your personality. I don't remember really

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<v Speaker 2>dry and masculine voice, the real dry giry partched. Let

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<v Speaker 2>me sip some water. Actually, you know, I got my

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<v Speaker 2>my humid fire and oiled a fuse are prollucting right now. Uh,

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<v Speaker 2>you're sticking your head because that's what you should have

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<v Speaker 2>got me for Christmas. But it's not what Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>we gonna talk about this again. I got you to

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<v Speaker 2>two leather I just listen, I just real quick. Wanted

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<v Speaker 2>is just recaps. I got you too leather. I got

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<v Speaker 2>the two leathers. So Sidney got me some some real

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<v Speaker 2>messy Christmas gloves. So OJ Simpson gloves I did, and

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<v Speaker 2>then she, you know, she redeemed herself by getting me

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<v Speaker 2>two really key pairs of gloves. I got you the O. J.

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<v Speaker 2>Simpson gloves because I'm funny. I was being funny. He

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<v Speaker 2>was being last minute, and you was being desperate funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Cis di desparation in math fucking kmar yo. Even even

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<v Speaker 1>the salesperson was like, you want to leather gloves here?

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<v Speaker 2>I said, yeah, here. The people who work at Kmar

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<v Speaker 2>don't even shop at Kmar. They said, h yeah. If

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<v Speaker 2>you finding me in the in the garbage can near

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<v Speaker 2>the bathroom, they were like, you know all Target is

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<v Speaker 2>opened up in Manhattan. It's not that far from here,

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<v Speaker 2>and you were like, I don't have time anyway. So Sasha,

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<v Speaker 2>one of our friends through comedy, you know, he comes

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<v Speaker 2>to see the shows. He supports us here and on

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<v Speaker 2>the bonus episodes and regular episodes whatever. He listened to

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<v Speaker 2>the episode and was like, yeah, I'm tired of listening

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<v Speaker 2>to Marie. I'm like a man, So I will get

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<v Speaker 2>the humidifier. So I just got it and it's plugged

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<v Speaker 2>right now, and it's beautiful it's a beautiful thing. It's

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<v Speaker 2>making my rooms smell like lemon grass.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm quite jealous because I'm like, damn, why did I

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<v Speaker 1>ask for a humanifier?

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<v Speaker 2>But I have one. I already have one.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I can't put no oils and shit in it,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's a larger one for a larger room, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm very appreciative of it's I mean, it's not mine,

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<v Speaker 1>it's Adrians.

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<v Speaker 2>But you know, okay, so Sidney, you are one of these,

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<v Speaker 2>like it's I wanted two kids? I am? Why is that?

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<v Speaker 2>Can we get into that? I am because you act

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<v Speaker 2>like an only child, but I know that you're not.

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<v Speaker 2>But I am an only child. I am.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't grow up with my brother sister. They are

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<v Speaker 1>eighteen nineteen years.

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<v Speaker 2>Older than Let's get into how your mom was hoeing

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<v Speaker 2>for a cool twenty four hermona was getting down with

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<v Speaker 2>the get down. She I don't know what happened, man,

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<v Speaker 2>she I don't know. She's how old was she was?

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<v Speaker 2>She had thirty something, thirty something, So she's like, your

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<v Speaker 2>mom is like ninety now.

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<v Speaker 1>No, bitch, fuck you. My mother is, well, let's do

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<v Speaker 1>the math. I think she's in Shut up, Marie we're

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<v Speaker 1>not doing the freaking math.

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<v Speaker 2>Just know that she's older. Want to be in her early,

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<v Speaker 2>don't you, dare y, don't you dare Your brother and

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<v Speaker 2>sister are twenty years older than you and you're dude,

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<v Speaker 2>and your mom was fifth thirty when she had them,

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<v Speaker 2>so that's me fifty. She was thirty when she had you. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>thirty something, so she was ten when she had your

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<v Speaker 2>brother and sister. Now can we can we break this

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<v Speaker 2>math down? Dude? That don't make no sense. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think you know how old your mom was

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<v Speaker 2>when she had she. I think she she was not

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<v Speaker 2>in her thirty she was like thirty five, So she

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<v Speaker 2>was twenty something when she had my sister. No, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>not twenty something. That means you they're not eighteen years

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<v Speaker 2>older than you, dude. They are definitely eighteen years older

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<v Speaker 2>than me. Well, let's do thirty five minus eighteen, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>because I feel like, dude, man, you want to see

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<v Speaker 2>you do it. You're my way thirty five and I

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<v Speaker 2>don't trust you, so let me see the calculator. Seventeen. No,

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<v Speaker 2>well that's not true. Your mom was seventeen when she

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<v Speaker 2>had both your brother and sister. No, she she I

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<v Speaker 2>think she had my sister when she was in like

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<v Speaker 2>twenty Okay, so she was twelve. The story is real.

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<v Speaker 2>My mom is a lying dude. She was thirty eight

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<v Speaker 2>when she had you. I actually honestly believe it.

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<v Speaker 1>I believe that she was thirty eight when she had

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<v Speaker 1>me because I feel like she was done. She was

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<v Speaker 1>tired when she had That's why I lived in California.

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<v Speaker 1>I lived in California as soon as I was two.

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<v Speaker 1>I was in California from two to thirteen. She didn't

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<v Speaker 1>even really take care of me, no offense. Shout out

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<v Speaker 1>to Ramona for doing her best.

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<v Speaker 2>If you want to be on the podcasts as the

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<v Speaker 2>old mom expert, no, I mean where were We also

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<v Speaker 2>expend that we've also sending the invitation to Janet Jackson

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<v Speaker 2>because she's fifty. Yea, she had a Washin's son.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you don't have to listen. You don't have to

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<v Speaker 1>be a certain age to have a child.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes you do, actually, because your eggs dry up and

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<v Speaker 2>they die. Oh my god, there's at Okay, all jokes aside.

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<v Speaker 2>You think push it to the limit, you could be

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<v Speaker 2>you could be seventy baby. Listen, push it to the limit,

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<v Speaker 2>figure out, find out. People never know, you never know.

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<v Speaker 2>You do know. You go through menopause, you can't have

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<v Speaker 2>kids no more. That's science and god really sick. Janet

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<v Speaker 2>had it when she was fifty, so there's hope. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>but you can't have a baby for your entire life. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>no no. I feel like fifty is the cutoff. Fifty

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<v Speaker 2>is the cutoff if you're a billionaire, fifty is not

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<v Speaker 2>to cut off. I don't want to be old. I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't be grandma mom. So you think fifty is grandmama,

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<v Speaker 2>Grandma mom, Yeah, Grandma Mo, fifty. That means when your

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<v Speaker 2>kid is ten, you sixty. Kids like, yo, ma, let's

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<v Speaker 2>go take a sled down. You're like, no, my hip

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<v Speaker 2>not good. You know this the titanium hip. I'm waiting

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<v Speaker 2>for the platinum hip to come. You know, I got

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<v Speaker 2>that pressure cooker in my chest. So I can't graduate

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<v Speaker 2>from high school and you are seventy No, you're like

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<v Speaker 2>sixty seven. Yeah, that's not gonna work. That's grandma mom.

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<v Speaker 2>You know you might not even see a kid graduate

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<v Speaker 2>from college. I'm trying to take finals and I'm getting

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<v Speaker 2>a call. Hey, your mom fell out to nursing home,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's like, wait, what I'm trying to take you?

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<v Speaker 1>I know, or your or your mom passes away before

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<v Speaker 1>you even get to college. So actually people will get

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<v Speaker 1>a GoFundMe together and get you, get you more money.

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<v Speaker 1>So maybe it's better that.

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<v Speaker 2>That your mom died. Wow. What did you say about

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<v Speaker 2>your mom last night on the phone that made me

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<v Speaker 2>want to hang up on you? Went today? Oh oh,

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<v Speaker 2>Sidney said, tell from what we're talking about, her mom

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<v Speaker 2>turning up, her mom having men at the house. No

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<v Speaker 2>I this, Sydney said, I can tell about the way

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<v Speaker 2>she walk, Ramona, don't do anal and did. Why would

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<v Speaker 2>you say that your mom I hang out with way

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<v Speaker 2>too many white people because the way I talk about

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<v Speaker 2>first of all, I'll call my mother by her first name,

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<v Speaker 2>which is a white person, moved super rude, classic, It's

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<v Speaker 2>very like casual.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like it's almost like she didn't raise me. Well

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<v Speaker 1>she did, she did, but I mean it's almost like

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<v Speaker 1>she's not my mom, but she is.

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<v Speaker 2>I love you, Mom. I love you. If you listen

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<v Speaker 2>to the podcast, I love you so much. If you

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<v Speaker 2>listen to the podcast, please come on the podcast and

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<v Speaker 2>come and be our church lady expert or something. Really

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<v Speaker 2>lady who wear hats in the house expert.

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<v Speaker 1>No, actually, my mother's very free when she's home. She

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<v Speaker 1>barely wears clothes.

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<v Speaker 2>Should be naked at that, that's an old lady move.

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<v Speaker 2>Her mom is not in her sixties. Your mom is

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<v Speaker 2>in her late eighties, mid to late eighties. Ah, people

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<v Speaker 2>stay naked. Oh, they were that that extra large yo.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember in high school, Yo, I would always see

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<v Speaker 1>my mother's titties.

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<v Speaker 2>I would be just like yo.

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<v Speaker 1>Honestly, Mom put on a bra and she's like, especially

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<v Speaker 1>in the summertime, she's like, oh, I will not, I cannot,

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<v Speaker 1>I will not.

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<v Speaker 2>Will you be that comfortable you think around your kids

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<v Speaker 2>just titty like shirtless.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a part of me that's like, ill, that's nasty,

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<v Speaker 1>And there's another part that it's like, it's just titties, but.

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<v Speaker 2>It sounds like most of the parts of you are

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<v Speaker 2>what's saying that's nasty space because they were so long.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, damn, Mom, roll those ships up. They're as

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<v Speaker 2>long as jeans. I was like, dude, you know how

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<v Speaker 2>like when you like pull the toilet paper and it's

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<v Speaker 2>like I got to like reroll it and it's never

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<v Speaker 2>quite rolled straight. That's what That's what she had to

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<v Speaker 2>do that my mom's boobs.

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<v Speaker 1>But honestly, it taught me to just be free with

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<v Speaker 1>your body and not make such a big deal. So

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<v Speaker 1>whenever we were like changing in a locker room and

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<v Speaker 1>stuff with the like my friends.

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<v Speaker 2>You just had your bush hole out.

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<v Speaker 1>Well I was flat chested, so honestly, it was like

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<v Speaker 1>a back on back situation.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like said, turn around, all your lie you're

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<v Speaker 2>looking right at me. Okay, I got it. Yeah, well

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<v Speaker 2>that was pretty much the situation. But it just made

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<v Speaker 2>me like free.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, now that I'm where I'm at, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>my boobs are faked, so I don't care, but I that's.

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<v Speaker 2>What I'm saying. You will be. You'll be at your

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<v Speaker 2>kids dance recital with a see through blouse on like

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<v Speaker 2>that's my daughter in the back because you know you

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<v Speaker 2>can't whisper, so it's gonna be real loud and uh,

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<v Speaker 2>you're gonna be on snap and your boobs are gonna

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<v Speaker 2>be on your kids. You think I'm gonna make that

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<v Speaker 2>kind of Yep, You're gonna be a cool mom. What

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<v Speaker 2>y'all talking about listen, I would rather you guys smoke

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<v Speaker 2>in the house. I would never be that mom. I

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<v Speaker 2>would be the mom that's like, listen, whatever you do.

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<v Speaker 2>Never have a diary because that's gay, and you're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>be a gay lady telling people what's gay.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, diary, No diaries, No expressing your emotions too much.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a lie. That's not You're not any of those.

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna be like you go. Your kids are gonna

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<v Speaker 2>wake up, you know how like kids will wake up

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<v Speaker 2>and sleep in their parents' bed. They're gonna wake up

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<v Speaker 2>and you're gonna be in their band. I just I

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<v Speaker 2>just wanted to make sure, can we can we check it?

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<v Speaker 2>That's you. That's so me. You won't be real annoying. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, because like I said, I didn't grow up with

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<v Speaker 1>my brother and sister. I was pretty much the only

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<v Speaker 1>child forever. When I came back to New York, my

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<v Speaker 1>mother adopted my niece.

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<v Speaker 2>So adopted your niece. She adopted my niece because it

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<v Speaker 2>just likes having young people in her house. The older

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<v Speaker 2>she gets.

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<v Speaker 1>It was the It was really a messy situation, but

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I learned a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>I hated forever I hated her. I feel like you

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<v Speaker 2>and your niees are the same age. She's like four

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<v Speaker 2>years older. She's older than you, four years older than

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<v Speaker 2>she's four years young. That is some hood people math

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<v Speaker 2>right now, I don't know. I can't do the math.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't. I don't know anybody's age, to be honest.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why I know that your mom did not have

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<v Speaker 2>you when she was thirty eight. You can't do math,

0:11:10.480 --> 0:11:12.840
<v Speaker 2>and you don't know anybody's age. Your mom was a

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<v Speaker 2>cool forty six when she had you. But anyway, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I never I didn't know what it was like to

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<v Speaker 2>have siblings like that. And I didn't have a ton

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<v Speaker 2>of friends. So like as soon as I got to college, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but how did you not have a ton of friends?

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<v Speaker 2>You talk to everybody? You You you basically roll on

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<v Speaker 2>the ground when you see a dog that you like,

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<v Speaker 2>You talk to every single dare you? I do not

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<v Speaker 2>roll on the base. You. Oh, you don't taken knee

0:11:38.520 --> 0:11:40.120
<v Speaker 2>when you see a dog? I do take it. You'd

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<v Speaker 2>be taking knee. I'd be like, this is embarrassing. I'd

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<v Speaker 2>be like, I don't know her. She's half white. No.

0:11:46.640 --> 0:11:50.320
<v Speaker 2>I wasn't as outgoing as I am. Now. When I

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<v Speaker 2>was in high school, I was a nerd, and I

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<v Speaker 2>was in confident. You wear glasses.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I didn't have glasses, but I acted. I was

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<v Speaker 1>one of those people didn't wear glasses. But it seemed

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<v Speaker 1>like there was like invisible glasses, like them thick ass

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<v Speaker 1>coke bottle glass.

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<v Speaker 2>But I've seen pictures of you as a kid. You

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<v Speaker 2>had glasses. What happened? You lost them? And your mom

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<v Speaker 2>was like, wow, I'm not going back to vision world. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I said, fuck it, I'm not wearing them. I just

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<v Speaker 2>didn't wear them. I was like, I'm not gonna wear

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<v Speaker 2>this. This makes me look like a nerd. So when did

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<v Speaker 2>you start wearing glasses in the fourth grade? And when

0:12:21.040 --> 0:12:25.440
<v Speaker 2>did you stop in the fourth grade? So I woke.

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<v Speaker 2>I started wearing glasses in sixth grade. My dad got

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<v Speaker 2>me the little chain, the librarian glasses chain, dare Samuel,

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. So I would wear the chain out

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<v Speaker 2>of the house and then I would take him off

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<v Speaker 2>when I got on the bus, of course, and then

0:12:38.280 --> 0:12:39.960
<v Speaker 2>I would be coming off the bus and I'd be like,

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<v Speaker 2>but chane, and I'd be looking for it and I

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<v Speaker 2>put it back on.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so hard because I would have lost that chain,

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<v Speaker 1>like immediately, I couldn't keep up with it.

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<v Speaker 2>You. Oh, my dad was like, you're gonna lose your glasses.

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<v Speaker 2>What like people's glasses then't just fall off their face.

0:12:53.200 --> 0:12:55.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you need them, they're on, but sometimes you could

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<v Speaker 1>take them off and lose them.

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<v Speaker 2>I always just left them on. The doctor told me

0:12:59.880 --> 0:13:03.760
<v Speaker 2>I needed them just to see the board and to drive.

0:13:03.880 --> 0:13:05.640
<v Speaker 2>He thought it was funny because I was like, ten,

0:13:06.240 --> 0:13:10.040
<v Speaker 2>are you to drive? Doctor humor? And my dad was

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<v Speaker 2>like and my mom and dad were like, well, if

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<v Speaker 2>you leave them on all the time, your eyes will

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<v Speaker 2>get corrected faster. What happened to you? I just get

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<v Speaker 2>lazy your eyes be like, oh, I'm just gonna go

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<v Speaker 2>on break sis. I do have a mini door explore,

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<v Speaker 2>uh lazy eye. When I look wet what is a

0:13:25.600 --> 0:13:29.400
<v Speaker 2>door the explorer lazy eye? It kind of like it kind.

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<v Speaker 1>Of moves, like when one eye goes one direction, it

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't go the same direction as I. So that's when

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<v Speaker 1>I went I try to take pictures of me like

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<v Speaker 1>looking up and like looking to the side. You can

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<v Speaker 1>kind of see that my fucking eyes are not aligne.

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<v Speaker 2>Everybody pours the podcast and go and look at it

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<v Speaker 2>a sick selfie. Ah, I don't do I.

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<v Speaker 1>Will not do the look because I can see that

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<v Speaker 1>my fucking eye is not in the same direction.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll show you a picture and then you're feel like

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<v Speaker 2>one lazy eye. I don't know. Honestly, I feel like

0:14:00.559 --> 0:14:03.320
<v Speaker 2>both your eyes are pretty lazy. To be honest with you,

0:14:03.400 --> 0:14:06.959
<v Speaker 2>I think so as well. My eyes don't do overtime.

0:14:07.120 --> 0:14:09.559
<v Speaker 2>They don't clock in or clock out. They're just there.

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<v Speaker 2>That'll make no sense any Thank you for getting to

0:14:15.720 --> 0:14:18.240
<v Speaker 2>start on the right foot. I feel like we did.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, we talked about my mother not doing anal

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<v Speaker 2>like first of all, and then Sidney try to anal

0:14:23.160 --> 0:14:26.360
<v Speaker 2>shame me. She tried to back door shame me. Did

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<v Speaker 2>I Yes, you were like, well, Marie, what were we talking?

0:14:30.360 --> 0:14:32.200
<v Speaker 2>What were we talking about yesterday? That you were like,

0:14:32.600 --> 0:14:34.800
<v Speaker 2>I legit was like I'm about to hang up. You

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<v Speaker 2>hung up on me like seven times. I started back,

0:14:37.440 --> 0:14:39.640
<v Speaker 2>and I have a snowstorm to prep forward. Every time

0:14:39.640 --> 0:14:42.520
<v Speaker 2>you hung up on me, I called back like, hey, hey,

0:14:42.560 --> 0:14:48.080
<v Speaker 2>something happened. We just keep getting disky. Yeah, speaking of disconnected. Okay, boom,

0:14:48.120 --> 0:14:51.280
<v Speaker 2>let's talk about this. Okay, So we had a show

0:14:51.800 --> 0:14:55.400
<v Speaker 2>last week of December, right, Cute Space. It's a new

0:14:55.400 --> 0:14:58.920
<v Speaker 2>monthly show that we're doing. And this guy in the front,

0:14:59.560 --> 0:15:01.960
<v Speaker 2>we were talking to him the whole night. Right, We're

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<v Speaker 2>just like kind of like cracking jokes or whatever, because

0:15:04.480 --> 0:15:06.000
<v Speaker 2>that's what we do. We kind of roast the audience

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<v Speaker 2>because we're rude and fearless really, and so I was

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<v Speaker 2>joking about like going to his house to watch Netflix

0:15:13.960 --> 0:15:16.000
<v Speaker 2>and like bringing my friend with me and blah blah blah.

0:15:16.040 --> 0:15:19.840
<v Speaker 2>It's real funny the videos on my Instagram, and this

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<v Speaker 2>dude comes to talk to me at the end of

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<v Speaker 2>the show and asked me for my phone number. I

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<v Speaker 2>was a guest because I thought he was gay.

0:15:28.600 --> 0:15:31.000
<v Speaker 1>I didn't think he was gay, but I could tell

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<v Speaker 1>the way we were joking he was taking that shit serious.

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<v Speaker 2>He really was. He really liked it. I kept saying

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<v Speaker 2>that he had money.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, he got marrols on and stuff, and

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<v Speaker 1>he was like, oh, he didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Make any money. Because we saw him leaving he had

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<v Speaker 2>all his art supplies with like like blick blick or

0:15:50.840 --> 0:15:53.800
<v Speaker 2>blink or whatever art supplies because he was getting up

0:15:53.800 --> 0:15:56.040
<v Speaker 2>and somebody was like, oh, he's an artist. He ain't

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<v Speaker 2>got no money. Somebody said that. I don't remember who

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<v Speaker 2>I was talking to. Yes, dude, like the big like

0:16:03.520 --> 0:16:06.120
<v Speaker 2>the Michaels for art people like people like he had

0:16:06.160 --> 0:16:09.000
<v Speaker 2>like a Michael's bag or something like that. Well maybe

0:16:09.040 --> 0:16:11.800
<v Speaker 2>he's like, you know, a big deal. No, no, no, no,

0:16:12.240 --> 0:16:15.800
<v Speaker 2>real artists, real artists, true artists. They have no tools.

0:16:16.280 --> 0:16:18.680
<v Speaker 2>They have no got the tools at the crib work

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<v Speaker 2>the gallery. They get sent to them. They're going to

0:16:22.200 --> 0:16:28.320
<v Speaker 2>blick he Nola, Nola Darling to some colored pencils. Oh man. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>so asked me for my number. I gave it to

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<v Speaker 2>him because you know, this is the year of the Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been saying yes to things already for the last

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<v Speaker 2>couple of days. And he messaged me and I was like,

0:16:38.040 --> 0:16:40.160
<v Speaker 2>he was like, I'm gonna I'll be in touch later

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<v Speaker 2>in the week to set up a date. And I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, Okay, this sounds like some rich people stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I'll have my internal contact. My assistant reached out. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>he messaged me. While I was at the movies the

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<v Speaker 2>other day, I saw Shape of Water. Guierremode. You were

0:16:55.440 --> 0:16:57.280
<v Speaker 2>supposed to go together, Well, you didn't really want to

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<v Speaker 2>go anyway. So here's what he said. He said it,

0:17:00.800 --> 0:17:02.840
<v Speaker 2>uh because he kept calling me, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not interested, Like he's not my type. My type

0:17:05.359 --> 0:17:08.720
<v Speaker 2>is not effeminate, white balding men. My type is mainly

0:17:08.760 --> 0:17:14.600
<v Speaker 2>black dudes. That's my new type right anyway, So I

0:17:14.680 --> 0:17:16.760
<v Speaker 2>never said this number. I just got this weird nine

0:17:16.800 --> 0:17:19.280
<v Speaker 2>four five number calling me. Oh says this with a

0:17:19.359 --> 0:17:22.720
<v Speaker 2>green bubble, says and it's green green. It's a wrong

0:17:22.920 --> 0:17:26.399
<v Speaker 2>text green. But is it a LG He gotta he's

0:17:26.400 --> 0:17:30.479
<v Speaker 2>got LGA or a galaxy? He got a no keia flip. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>So he said to me, I wish I knew you better.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd invite you over afterwards to keep each other warm

0:17:35.400 --> 0:17:39.040
<v Speaker 2>on this oh so cold night. Since where were you?

0:17:39.520 --> 0:17:44.280
<v Speaker 2>I was eating cheesecake in Williamsborg okay at midnight when

0:17:44.320 --> 0:17:47.560
<v Speaker 2>I got that text. Okay, now keep it going. Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>And then he was like, what are you seeing at

0:17:48.920 --> 0:17:51.920
<v Speaker 2>the movies? I told him. He was like, you know,

0:17:51.960 --> 0:17:54.160
<v Speaker 2>he's sogging double blah. We're both on the Q train.

0:17:54.280 --> 0:17:57.400
<v Speaker 2>Let me take you out for a cocktail tonight. Ooh girl.

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<v Speaker 1>Now that is when it gets real lifetime channel or

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<v Speaker 1>we're both on the train.

0:18:01.280 --> 0:18:03.840
<v Speaker 2>How do you know we are? Because I was sitting

0:18:03.880 --> 0:18:05.439
<v Speaker 2>on the train when I got that text. It was

0:18:05.480 --> 0:18:06.159
<v Speaker 2>twelve fifty.

0:18:06.320 --> 0:18:09.479
<v Speaker 1>You were not scared, Listen, I would have dropped everything.

0:18:09.520 --> 0:18:11.159
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, I'm getting off this train. No no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>no no no. I was two stops away from my house.

0:18:13.160 --> 0:18:16.320
<v Speaker 2>One two. I don't remember enough about his face to

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<v Speaker 2>know who is it, what it was. So I'm on

0:18:18.600 --> 0:18:21.440
<v Speaker 2>the train. I look it crazy because I'm like, yeah,

0:18:21.880 --> 0:18:24.200
<v Speaker 2>I don't who is it? And then I said, how

0:18:24.240 --> 0:18:26.800
<v Speaker 2>do you know I'm on the queue? He said, you

0:18:26.840 --> 0:18:28.879
<v Speaker 2>said it at the show. No need to buy me

0:18:28.920 --> 0:18:32.160
<v Speaker 2>a drink, I'll buy you one. I was like, oh,

0:18:32.200 --> 0:18:33.320
<v Speaker 2>I'm on the train right now.

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<v Speaker 1>But the fact that he's remembering everything you said, that's

0:18:36.720 --> 0:18:38.879
<v Speaker 1>scary to me because I don't even remember half the

0:18:38.920 --> 0:18:41.960
<v Speaker 1>shit that you say because you always saying so much girl. I,

0:18:42.359 --> 0:18:43.320
<v Speaker 1>first of all, shade.

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<v Speaker 2>Second, I also don't remember saying that at the show.

0:18:47.200 --> 0:18:50.359
<v Speaker 2>I don't remember that either. I don't remember that. But

0:18:50.400 --> 0:18:53.280
<v Speaker 2>when he said get you we're both on the queue.

0:18:53.560 --> 0:18:55.199
<v Speaker 2>Let me get you a drink tonight, I was like,

0:18:55.440 --> 0:18:58.440
<v Speaker 2>is he watching me right now? Boo? Right? That is

0:18:58.520 --> 0:19:02.919
<v Speaker 2>sooo that is truly some lifetime movie stuff.

0:19:03.280 --> 0:19:05.480
<v Speaker 1>And you know what, but the cute thing is is

0:19:05.520 --> 0:19:07.280
<v Speaker 1>that it's black and it's happening to you.

0:19:07.320 --> 0:19:09.639
<v Speaker 2>I don't see that in the movies. So this is like,

0:19:09.720 --> 0:19:12.440
<v Speaker 2>you know, you got a little stalker, not a first

0:19:12.480 --> 0:19:16.000
<v Speaker 2>of all, the stalker episode. I teach you nothing. What

0:19:16.600 --> 0:19:19.639
<v Speaker 2>this Rashida's stalker episode. I mean, but Rashida's getting shoes

0:19:19.680 --> 0:19:21.480
<v Speaker 2>and stuff. This is just you know, this is light.

0:19:21.560 --> 0:19:25.159
<v Speaker 2>This is like the preliminaries of stalking. This is the

0:19:25.240 --> 0:19:29.359
<v Speaker 2>qualifying round for stockh huh okay. So then he says,

0:19:29.480 --> 0:19:31.760
<v Speaker 2>I was like, He's like, get off at the seventh avenue.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me know when you're arriving. I'll be at the

0:19:33.400 --> 0:19:35.800
<v Speaker 2>station to meet you. That one o four in the morning.

0:19:35.880 --> 0:19:39.560
<v Speaker 2>Fucking crazy, that was already he How bold is this

0:19:39.680 --> 0:19:41.080
<v Speaker 2>man who's wearing.

0:19:41.280 --> 0:19:44.960
<v Speaker 1>A shriveled up cardigan. Well, let me not be mean, yes,

0:19:45.000 --> 0:19:47.040
<v Speaker 1>he was wearing he was wearing a card again, the

0:19:47.080 --> 0:19:50.359
<v Speaker 1>cardigan confidence that he has to think that you're gonna

0:19:50.359 --> 0:19:50.960
<v Speaker 1>get off their.

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<v Speaker 2>Train as one am listen, listen, but listen to this.

0:19:54.560 --> 0:19:58.000
<v Speaker 2>The way that he looks doesn't equal the way that

0:19:58.040 --> 0:20:00.520
<v Speaker 2>he's talking to me. But that's how it wor that's

0:20:00.680 --> 0:20:01.359
<v Speaker 2>not how it works.

0:20:01.400 --> 0:20:04.359
<v Speaker 1>No, it is because the good looking dudes, they're gonna

0:20:04.400 --> 0:20:05.879
<v Speaker 1>be like, yo, you're gonna come to me. I'm not

0:20:05.880 --> 0:20:08.280
<v Speaker 1>gonna say much. You know, you're gonna be pressed for me.

0:20:08.520 --> 0:20:10.800
<v Speaker 1>But the guys who don't look good, they're they're the ones.

0:20:10.880 --> 0:20:12.439
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and they like yea yea yea yea yea yea

0:20:12.480 --> 0:20:15.480
<v Speaker 2>get jag is that I look too good for you

0:20:15.520 --> 0:20:20.320
<v Speaker 2>to have my phone number? One? Well, you're very confident that, sis.

0:20:20.440 --> 0:20:25.320
<v Speaker 2>I was this confident last year. They're real confident year

0:20:25.680 --> 0:20:29.439
<v Speaker 2>New Year, Save me, I said. He said, good night, beautiful,

0:20:29.440 --> 0:20:31.160
<v Speaker 2>I call you tomorrow. I didn't respond. Then he texted

0:20:31.200 --> 0:20:33.520
<v Speaker 2>me yesterday Marie, let's be for drinks Friday night. And

0:20:33.600 --> 0:20:37.639
<v Speaker 2>what time he text you? Yesterday? Nine fifty seven pm.

0:20:37.880 --> 0:20:38.600
<v Speaker 2>I didn't respond.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well, see, first of all, if you want to

0:20:41.119 --> 0:20:43.600
<v Speaker 1>make plans, you gotta hit me midday, which you hit

0:20:43.640 --> 0:20:45.880
<v Speaker 1>me late at night. I'm late at night, but two

0:20:45.960 --> 0:20:48.959
<v Speaker 1>days in advance though, No, but it's still late at night.

0:20:49.000 --> 0:20:51.159
<v Speaker 1>I might be missing your text you you work right,

0:20:51.280 --> 0:20:53.800
<v Speaker 1>you're a comedian. My hours around I was at that

0:20:54.000 --> 0:20:56.840
<v Speaker 1>business hours. He got nerve he do got nerve. Also,

0:20:56.880 --> 0:20:58.920
<v Speaker 1>I got two shows on Friday night. I'm booked and

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<v Speaker 1>busy booked, busy blessed me.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, So this morning twelve thirty four PM one two,

0:21:04.480 --> 0:21:07.000
<v Speaker 2>three four, make a wish. I hope you're writing me

0:21:07.119 --> 0:21:10.399
<v Speaker 2>an essay, but seriously, let me know by five or

0:21:10.440 --> 0:21:15.840
<v Speaker 2>I'll ask another woman the audacity of this regular Well,

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<v Speaker 2>rap it f D rap it, I said, D. I said,

0:21:19.160 --> 0:21:21.359
<v Speaker 2>I waited, legit. Two minutes later responded, you know what,

0:21:21.400 --> 0:21:25.120
<v Speaker 2>I'm good ask another woman. You got way too. I'm confident,

0:21:25.200 --> 0:21:27.640
<v Speaker 2>but I feel like it's justified. Didn't rap it up?

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<v Speaker 2>Then you're gonna tell me I have until five o'clock

0:21:30.600 --> 0:21:32.560
<v Speaker 2>to hit you up, or you're gonna ask another woman.

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<v Speaker 2>You could ask another dog. Okay, you could ask another

0:21:36.920 --> 0:21:40.919
<v Speaker 2>white man. You could ask another wizard, you could ask anybody.

0:21:40.960 --> 0:21:43.280
<v Speaker 2>You could ask God on a date. It's not gonna

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<v Speaker 2>happen a You're not my type. I legit was just

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<v Speaker 2>in it for like a drink and a story.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, you're gonna say that on the podcast is absolutely

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<v Speaker 1>you're deterring your future people.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to date anybody who listen to the podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a fact.

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<v Speaker 1>Because you know, if you are Marine's type, you should

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<v Speaker 1>stop listening in one, two, three, stop listening now.

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<v Speaker 2>I hope you're writing me an essay. If I don't

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<v Speaker 2>hear from you by five, I'm asking someone else.

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<v Speaker 1>He sounds like somebody who's like at least forty, he's crazy.

0:22:17.480 --> 0:22:19.520
<v Speaker 1>That's a forty year old man. Look a cool forty.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, well, if you don't write me back, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna talk to another woman.

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<v Speaker 2>But I know he's old because he kept calling me.

0:22:26.400 --> 0:22:29.359
<v Speaker 2>Who calls people that's rude? And he called you on

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<v Speaker 2>a house on a house phone on the landline. He

0:22:31.880 --> 0:22:37.040
<v Speaker 2>hit you with a rotary on. He got a rotary telephone.

0:22:37.080 --> 0:22:45.439
<v Speaker 2>He's a seven one. His phone is two pieces, like

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<v Speaker 2>the ear pa a piece and the mouthpiece and other piece. Hello, yes, operator,

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<v Speaker 2>can you gotta be repofsing please? I got a telegram

0:22:54.000 --> 0:22:57.080
<v Speaker 2>message coming through. He sent a carrier pigeon too my house,

0:22:57.280 --> 0:23:01.480
<v Speaker 2>and I was like, ew, that rat got He sent

0:23:01.520 --> 0:23:05.680
<v Speaker 2>you one of those singing telegrams. Hello, miss Marie, you

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<v Speaker 2>better be right me an essay. I better hear from

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<v Speaker 2>you by five five see you on the cue chain?

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<v Speaker 2>And what a so? I blocked him. I sent that message.

0:23:16.400 --> 0:23:19.240
<v Speaker 2>I didn't even want the response back. I just blocked

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<v Speaker 2>caller immediately. Giry ban bougie. But you know what, he

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<v Speaker 2>probably won't be at the next show. You think, listen

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<v Speaker 2>somebody like that, just the the level of confidence he

0:23:31.280 --> 0:23:34.359
<v Speaker 2>gonna show up and be like, what happened? That's what's

0:23:34.359 --> 0:23:38.840
<v Speaker 2>gonna happen. Sidebar, side note, where are my stalkers? Okay?

0:23:38.960 --> 0:23:42.400
<v Speaker 1>I would like some stalkers in twenty eighteen, that's stalkers.

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<v Speaker 1>But I just want some over zealous fans, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>somebody to just come through and be like.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I heard you were having like a

0:23:48.800 --> 0:23:51.840
<v Speaker 2>crazy week. I brought you this, you know, bors Head

0:23:51.880 --> 0:23:54.200
<v Speaker 2>sandwich with extra cheese, Like that's what I want. I

0:23:54.200 --> 0:23:57.640
<v Speaker 2>want that sandwich also comes with a side of dicto.

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<v Speaker 2>If it's a chick she wiped you know, she wiped

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<v Speaker 2>the rye bread in her cat. You think she wiped

0:24:02.800 --> 0:24:04.520
<v Speaker 2>it in her vagina and then she put it back.

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<v Speaker 2>I just want some over zealous thing. I don't want

0:24:07.840 --> 0:24:11.480
<v Speaker 2>over zealous anything. I just want men, maybe some women,

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<v Speaker 2>to buy my food and buy my alcohol and then

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<v Speaker 2>like good conversation, zero sexual expectations, you know, unless they're sexy,

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<v Speaker 2>and then twenty.

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<v Speaker 1>Eighteen boot in twenty eighteen, I don't see that happening.

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<v Speaker 2>You really, you know what I need? I need like

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<v Speaker 2>a like a like a financie, a financier or a

0:24:32.040 --> 0:24:34.880
<v Speaker 2>real estate muggle who's on the DL and just needs

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<v Speaker 2>like a cool life. So you want you want to

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<v Speaker 2>be somebody's purse. I want to be somebody's purse vers

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<v Speaker 2>per first, you know what I mean, somebody exactly, I'll

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<v Speaker 2>walk in before them, and then you know, like and

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<v Speaker 2>that if it's a gay person, it don't even matter

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<v Speaker 2>what they look like. Dude, just like a beautiful gay man,

0:24:53.760 --> 0:24:55.200
<v Speaker 2>he's beautiful to somebody.

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<v Speaker 1>If he First of all, if you're with a beautiful man,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna assume that he don't really want you.

0:25:00.440 --> 0:25:07.160
<v Speaker 2>Wait, why I gotta okay, well break this. If I'm

0:25:07.160 --> 0:25:08.760
<v Speaker 2>with a beautiful man, you assume you don't want me,

0:25:09.080 --> 0:25:13.159
<v Speaker 2>because why why come? I'm just gonna assume that he

0:25:13.200 --> 0:25:19.800
<v Speaker 2>wants you? Plus plus three? Okay? Well you plus three? Sis? Oh,

0:25:19.840 --> 0:25:21.800
<v Speaker 2>I didn't even wait? What why would you say that

0:25:21.840 --> 0:25:24.960
<v Speaker 2>to me? Oh? Look at that? Look at that. Listen.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the year of the Yes, I might could do it.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you could do it. You'd be like, long

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<v Speaker 2>as I'm first, as long as you put your them

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<v Speaker 2>in first. Yeah, I mean, I don't trust it all

0:25:39.440 --> 0:25:40.440
<v Speaker 2>these dudes. This is it.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like this is the year that guys are

0:25:44.240 --> 0:25:47.400
<v Speaker 1>finally recognizing that they ain't ship and they're leaning into

0:25:47.440 --> 0:25:47.800
<v Speaker 1>the ship.

0:25:47.840 --> 0:25:50.480
<v Speaker 2>They're like, I'm gonna lean into it. Niggas is pulling,

0:25:50.520 --> 0:25:55.520
<v Speaker 2>they digs out, uh lucy k touching, jerking trees and

0:25:55.560 --> 0:25:58.520
<v Speaker 2>plants and whatnot. Dudes are gonna lean into that. They're like,

0:25:58.960 --> 0:26:01.960
<v Speaker 2>let's do it. Dudes are leaning out of that. Do

0:26:02.040 --> 0:26:03.000
<v Speaker 2>you think they're leaning.

0:26:02.920 --> 0:26:06.320
<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, no, no, no, I think that right now,

0:26:06.359 --> 0:26:09.320
<v Speaker 1>it's hot, so they're like, Okay, we're gonna keep our

0:26:09.359 --> 0:26:11.879
<v Speaker 1>attendants out. We're not gonna do no crazy shit right now.

0:26:12.119 --> 0:26:14.240
<v Speaker 1>But as soon as it does settles, they're gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>right back on.

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<v Speaker 2>They bullshit.

0:26:15.920 --> 0:26:20.240
<v Speaker 1>Men have been sexually harassing women for centuries. You think

0:26:20.240 --> 0:26:24.200
<v Speaker 1>they're gonna stop now because there's some blogs out here, get.

0:26:24.000 --> 0:26:26.560
<v Speaker 2>The fuck out of here that I come on, now,

0:26:26.720 --> 0:26:28.439
<v Speaker 2>come on now. Men have been.

0:26:28.359 --> 0:26:31.840
<v Speaker 1>Raping, cheating, stabbing, killing, doing all this, and you think

0:26:31.840 --> 0:26:32.600
<v Speaker 1>they're gonna stop.

0:26:32.720 --> 0:26:35.840
<v Speaker 2>They can't stop, won't stop. I mean, listen, they're just

0:26:35.840 --> 0:26:38.080
<v Speaker 2>gonna be a little bit smarter about pulling the dicks

0:26:38.080 --> 0:26:40.720
<v Speaker 2>out exactly and inviting people to up to their hotel

0:26:40.800 --> 0:26:44.800
<v Speaker 2>rooms for three am meeting. It's true, But ladies, we

0:26:44.840 --> 0:26:48.359
<v Speaker 2>also have to be smart, right like whatever that whatever?

0:26:48.480 --> 0:26:50.600
<v Speaker 2>Smart men, how badly do you want to go up

0:26:50.600 --> 0:26:52.280
<v Speaker 2>to that hotel room and maybe get a dick on

0:26:52.320 --> 0:26:54.520
<v Speaker 2>your forehead? No, this is what I'm saying.

0:26:55.119 --> 0:26:58.399
<v Speaker 1>Women need to work in pairs for I'm not that

0:26:58.440 --> 0:27:01.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm like code dependent, but I always hit you up like, hey,

0:27:01.960 --> 0:27:02.640
<v Speaker 1>you want to come here?

0:27:02.680 --> 0:27:03.119
<v Speaker 2>You want to come?

0:27:03.240 --> 0:27:06.520
<v Speaker 1>I know how crazy it is to go out in

0:27:06.560 --> 0:27:10.800
<v Speaker 1>these streets by yourself, late late at night with these

0:27:10.840 --> 0:27:12.719
<v Speaker 1>creeper jeeper streepers.

0:27:12.800 --> 0:27:15.560
<v Speaker 2>No way, jeeper. You gotta have a friend, and you

0:27:15.640 --> 0:27:16.600
<v Speaker 2>gotta be known to.

0:27:16.520 --> 0:27:18.680
<v Speaker 1>Be like yo, that person got a best friend that's

0:27:18.680 --> 0:27:22.200
<v Speaker 1>always around. She's probably coming, So I better have enough

0:27:22.200 --> 0:27:26.879
<v Speaker 1>dick for both of that. I better have a hit

0:27:26.960 --> 0:27:28.920
<v Speaker 1>on her forehead and then her forehad.

0:27:29.160 --> 0:27:31.359
<v Speaker 2>No but that person she always got a friend with her.

0:27:31.359 --> 0:27:34.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna just bring my dusty greasy No, no, no, no, no,

0:27:34.359 --> 0:27:37.240
<v Speaker 2>let me tell you about rich dudes. Tell me about

0:27:37.280 --> 0:27:39.000
<v Speaker 2>rich dudes, let me get my notebook.

0:27:39.119 --> 0:27:42.400
<v Speaker 1>Rich dudes with power, they don't want to share. They

0:27:42.440 --> 0:27:44.760
<v Speaker 1>want to look like they got mad women around. They

0:27:44.760 --> 0:27:47.080
<v Speaker 1>want to look like a boss. A dude that's like,

0:27:47.160 --> 0:27:48.720
<v Speaker 1>let me bring my other dusty friend.

0:27:49.000 --> 0:27:51.720
<v Speaker 2>He don't want nothing. He don't want it. It's the one. No,

0:27:51.840 --> 0:27:54.399
<v Speaker 2>he does want something. He's trying to bring a dusty

0:27:54.440 --> 0:27:57.360
<v Speaker 2>friend to distract your friend. No no, no, no, no, he got

0:27:57.400 --> 0:27:59.680
<v Speaker 2>somebody for your girl. So like y'all will go in

0:27:59.760 --> 0:28:01.600
<v Speaker 2>your and he's like, all right, well, I god, you

0:28:01.720 --> 0:28:02.720
<v Speaker 2>all about self?

0:28:03.160 --> 0:28:05.880
<v Speaker 1>Usis I was the friend that always went on these

0:28:05.960 --> 0:28:09.520
<v Speaker 1>vacations with people and it would be one dude, one dude,

0:28:10.119 --> 0:28:11.119
<v Speaker 1>seven girls.

0:28:11.359 --> 0:28:14.159
<v Speaker 2>He not fucking seven girls. It's just one girl he

0:28:14.280 --> 0:28:17.560
<v Speaker 2>just wanted. But that's a different Okay, so that's a

0:28:17.560 --> 0:28:19.760
<v Speaker 2>different level of man. Then we're not the dudes that

0:28:19.800 --> 0:28:21.200
<v Speaker 2>I'm talking about, is like the good dudes that be

0:28:21.240 --> 0:28:22.200
<v Speaker 2>like we going to the tailor.

0:28:22.400 --> 0:28:25.359
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, we're not thinking about those guys in twenty eighteen.

0:28:25.920 --> 0:28:28.040
<v Speaker 2>We're not thinking about I'm talking about dudes that like

0:28:28.280 --> 0:28:30.360
<v Speaker 2>they'd be like, all right, well, if you bring your friend,

0:28:30.359 --> 0:28:32.199
<v Speaker 2>I'm to bring my man with me. No, no, no, they

0:28:32.200 --> 0:28:34.960
<v Speaker 2>talk about men in power. Okay, if a man is like,

0:28:35.000 --> 0:28:37.159
<v Speaker 2>I'm bringing somebody else, he's like, I'm bringing my lawyer,

0:28:38.600 --> 0:28:42.440
<v Speaker 2>I representative, Yeah, my rep is here. Uh the person

0:28:42.440 --> 0:28:44.400
<v Speaker 2>who types shit out for people? What is it? What

0:28:44.480 --> 0:28:48.479
<v Speaker 2>do you call them? A stenographer? My stenographers coming? Uh,

0:28:48.560 --> 0:28:51.280
<v Speaker 2>they're not bringing they fucking friends. They fucking friends are busy.

0:28:51.360 --> 0:28:54.120
<v Speaker 2>Listen speaking of dudes that are doing too much. I

0:28:54.200 --> 0:28:57.640
<v Speaker 2>joined Bumble yesterday. Okay, let's let's open it real quick.

0:28:57.640 --> 0:28:59.200
<v Speaker 2>First of all, there are no sexy black men that

0:28:59.240 --> 0:29:02.040
<v Speaker 2>are straight on bump. Secondly, all of the men that

0:29:02.080 --> 0:29:07.200
<v Speaker 2>keep coming across my timeline look gay, like real pretty eyebrows.

0:29:07.240 --> 0:29:09.800
<v Speaker 1>Be done, Marie, stick to this. You're gonna stick to

0:29:09.880 --> 0:29:12.680
<v Speaker 1>this ship. Look I'm just comment. Look look what does

0:29:12.760 --> 0:29:14.760
<v Speaker 1>look gay? What does look gay?

0:29:15.000 --> 0:29:17.760
<v Speaker 2>Like? Lips are like a little bit pursed, liter like

0:29:17.840 --> 0:29:21.560
<v Speaker 2>really well manicured in the face like very well groomed.

0:29:21.840 --> 0:29:24.840
<v Speaker 2>So you're saying, like the shirts the pictures be like shirtless,

0:29:24.880 --> 0:29:28.120
<v Speaker 2>the butt be poked out, Like, I'm like, is this grinder?

0:29:28.200 --> 0:29:32.000
<v Speaker 2>Am I on grinder? Right now? Marie? You're labeling men,

0:29:32.080 --> 0:29:33.240
<v Speaker 2>You're putting them in a box.

0:29:33.360 --> 0:29:35.560
<v Speaker 1>I can first we get mad that they look dusty

0:29:35.560 --> 0:29:37.680
<v Speaker 1>and they got terrible sneakers. Then we upset that they

0:29:37.680 --> 0:29:39.880
<v Speaker 1>got peers like they lips is all pushed up.

0:29:39.800 --> 0:29:42.680
<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, listen, you want there was there's too

0:29:42.720 --> 0:29:46.400
<v Speaker 2>many dudes with like glossy moist lips. When popping up

0:29:46.440 --> 0:29:46.880
<v Speaker 2>on my phone.

0:29:46.880 --> 0:29:48.880
<v Speaker 1>First you are like, all these dudes is all ashy,

0:29:48.920 --> 0:29:52.080
<v Speaker 1>they dry. Their whole life is part So I'm upset.

0:29:52.240 --> 0:29:54.600
<v Speaker 2>I've never said their whole life. That sounds like a

0:29:54.720 --> 0:29:57.640
<v Speaker 2>you comment. That's not a me comment. Okay, so it'd

0:29:57.640 --> 0:30:00.080
<v Speaker 2>be so let me show you something, Okay, So this

0:30:00.280 --> 0:30:06.960
<v Speaker 2>James flashpoint lead lead engineer. Okay, so this is this?

0:30:07.400 --> 0:30:10.520
<v Speaker 2>The photo quality be terrible. That's a decent quality photo.

0:30:10.560 --> 0:30:14.280
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, filter on nothing, as is engineer in midtown

0:30:14.360 --> 0:30:17.480
<v Speaker 2>probably watch more Bravo than you. What does that mean

0:30:17.640 --> 0:30:19.840
<v Speaker 2>you watch more Bravo than me? Is that not something

0:30:19.880 --> 0:30:20.920
<v Speaker 2>like a gay man does? No?

0:30:21.120 --> 0:30:23.680
<v Speaker 1>You know what happened? His little sister is doing his

0:30:23.680 --> 0:30:25.720
<v Speaker 1>bumble for him. She was like, oh, let me write

0:30:25.720 --> 0:30:26.840
<v Speaker 1>something funny and quirky.

0:30:27.000 --> 0:30:29.040
<v Speaker 2>Look, that's a swipe, And I didn't know which way

0:30:29.080 --> 0:30:32.400
<v Speaker 2>to swipe for no, so I was swiping the wrong

0:30:32.440 --> 0:30:34.600
<v Speaker 2>way for a long time. Okay, we're just gonna swipe.

0:30:34.600 --> 0:30:37.360
<v Speaker 1>No write that, he's somebody else wrote that for him. Here,

0:30:37.400 --> 0:30:38.880
<v Speaker 1>I watch you than you.

0:30:39.000 --> 0:30:41.720
<v Speaker 2>Matthew thirty nine. He works at Merrill Lynch. He's the

0:30:41.800 --> 0:30:45.800
<v Speaker 2>vice president. He went at Cornell University. Okay in two thousand, right, Okay,

0:30:46.040 --> 0:30:51.120
<v Speaker 2>look at him all right? Look at this glasses on outside? Okay, yeah, yeah,

0:30:51.360 --> 0:30:54.680
<v Speaker 2>his angles are terrible. All recent photos six foot one.

0:30:54.920 --> 0:30:56.840
<v Speaker 2>Because the thing that I appreciate about this app is

0:30:56.840 --> 0:30:58.880
<v Speaker 2>people tell you how tall they are because they already

0:30:58.960 --> 0:31:01.320
<v Speaker 2>know you won't ask them, but they can also what

0:31:01.720 --> 0:31:04.280
<v Speaker 2>l I E. Okay, but look but look at this?

0:31:04.960 --> 0:31:08.760
<v Speaker 2>Does he look like he's six foot one? What does

0:31:08.760 --> 0:31:11.400
<v Speaker 2>that look to you? These look like a little five

0:31:11.400 --> 0:31:12.960
<v Speaker 2>to eight. These look like lies.

0:31:13.040 --> 0:31:15.880
<v Speaker 1>It's cool and it looks like he shop said and

0:31:15.960 --> 0:31:17.120
<v Speaker 1>Marnie exchange though.

0:31:17.320 --> 0:31:21.520
<v Speaker 2>Okay, since it says Merrily Lynch, I'm just gonna hit like, Okay, cool, cool, cool.

0:31:22.400 --> 0:31:24.280
<v Speaker 2>But it's just I'm looking at it's a lot of

0:31:24.320 --> 0:31:26.840
<v Speaker 2>people kissing dogs on the mouth. It's a lot of

0:31:27.520 --> 0:31:31.640
<v Speaker 2>uh like, It's just it's interesting. It's wasting my battery.

0:31:32.080 --> 0:31:34.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna go on ten dates and then I'm gonna

0:31:34.160 --> 0:31:38.040
<v Speaker 2>delete that ten dates. I just want to tell you.

0:31:38.120 --> 0:31:39.600
<v Speaker 2>From waitressing for a long time.

0:31:39.640 --> 0:31:43.120
<v Speaker 1>With these apps, these dudes, people think, oh, I'm gonna

0:31:43.160 --> 0:31:45.000
<v Speaker 1>go out, I'm gonna get dinner, I'm gonna get drinks.

0:31:45.080 --> 0:31:46.560
<v Speaker 2>They be lining, they ship up.

0:31:46.560 --> 0:31:48.239
<v Speaker 1>They're like, I'm gonna be thirty minutes here, then I'm

0:31:48.280 --> 0:31:49.480
<v Speaker 1>gonna do forty five here.

0:31:49.560 --> 0:31:51.560
<v Speaker 2>That's what I'm trying to do. Dude. Yeah, but I'm like,

0:31:51.600 --> 0:31:54.760
<v Speaker 2>that's not a fucking date. That's speed dating on your

0:31:54.800 --> 0:31:57.520
<v Speaker 2>own terms. And it's just like, but am I paying

0:31:58.440 --> 0:32:01.160
<v Speaker 2>real question? Okay, it's what you want in thirty minutes

0:32:01.200 --> 0:32:03.800
<v Speaker 2>with him, I'm I'm double stacking my dates too. I

0:32:03.840 --> 0:32:07.160
<v Speaker 2>had this dude. He would come in all the time.

0:32:08.240 --> 0:32:10.920
<v Speaker 2>I mean he looked like he was an accounting He

0:32:10.920 --> 0:32:13.760
<v Speaker 2>didn't even look like he he worked for HBO or

0:32:13.760 --> 0:32:17.360
<v Speaker 2>something like that. And give me the physical description though,

0:32:17.360 --> 0:32:20.800
<v Speaker 2>what did he look like Steve BUSHMI in the face. No,

0:32:21.640 --> 0:32:25.240
<v Speaker 2>Steve Bi a younger Steve Bush A young Steve Bi

0:32:25.360 --> 0:32:29.800
<v Speaker 2>is just an oh that's wrinkled, ugly Steve.

0:32:30.960 --> 0:32:33.080
<v Speaker 1>He always looked like, okay, so you come in. He

0:32:33.120 --> 0:32:34.960
<v Speaker 1>would have like, you know, one of them camp or

0:32:35.040 --> 0:32:36.400
<v Speaker 1>vest jump on was he tall?

0:32:36.520 --> 0:32:39.640
<v Speaker 2>Was he skinny? What was Steve? I'm looking at Steve baby.

0:32:39.760 --> 0:32:42.800
<v Speaker 2>He five nine, five ten.

0:32:43.840 --> 0:32:45.880
<v Speaker 1>But you know, when you're older, your back kind of

0:32:46.480 --> 0:32:50.640
<v Speaker 1>you kind of hunched over, like quasi motive and hunchback

0:32:50.680 --> 0:32:51.800
<v Speaker 1>of Notre Dame Titan.

0:32:52.160 --> 0:32:54.480
<v Speaker 2>But anyway, he would come in. He would always have

0:32:54.600 --> 0:32:57.560
<v Speaker 2>fucking dates he killed. He has so many days line up,

0:32:57.560 --> 0:32:59.720
<v Speaker 2>it's ridiculous. So he would come in. I was Steve

0:33:00.280 --> 0:33:02.720
<v Speaker 2>wasn't ugly when he was young? No, no, no, I'm

0:33:02.720 --> 0:33:06.120
<v Speaker 2>not saying he's ugly. He just always looks pause the

0:33:06.160 --> 0:33:08.120
<v Speaker 2>podcast right now, look up, Steve Buchemy. I mean it's

0:33:08.120 --> 0:33:10.479
<v Speaker 2>not cute, but you said no, But he's giving you

0:33:10.680 --> 0:33:13.680
<v Speaker 2>artsy and d vibe, giving you big eyed. We live

0:33:13.720 --> 0:33:17.520
<v Speaker 2>in Williamsburg, like currently vibes. Yeah, leave you, leave you

0:33:17.560 --> 0:33:19.800
<v Speaker 2>for your mom top vibes. Okay.

0:33:19.920 --> 0:33:22.880
<v Speaker 1>So he would come in and he would give me

0:33:22.920 --> 0:33:26.600
<v Speaker 1>the rundown. He's like, I got this he looks terrible

0:33:26.640 --> 0:33:31.560
<v Speaker 1>with hair, Steve. Yeah, he would be like, so I

0:33:31.560 --> 0:33:33.160
<v Speaker 1>got this one. He would give me the run down.

0:33:33.160 --> 0:33:35.480
<v Speaker 1>He's like, I got this woman. You know she's not

0:33:35.600 --> 0:33:38.760
<v Speaker 1>that friendly, but you know, I want to see how

0:33:38.800 --> 0:33:43.560
<v Speaker 1>this goes I'm getting her one drink after one drink,

0:33:44.200 --> 0:33:47.520
<v Speaker 1>close me out, he said, close me out. He's like,

0:33:47.560 --> 0:33:50.760
<v Speaker 1>bring the check so she knows the dal oh, so

0:33:50.880 --> 0:33:52.720
<v Speaker 1>he was already like telling you to bring the check

0:33:52.760 --> 0:33:55.720
<v Speaker 1>out the one drink. He's like, I'm only getting her

0:33:55.720 --> 0:33:59.680
<v Speaker 1>one drink because I'm gonna leave and then I'm gonna

0:33:59.680 --> 0:34:02.520
<v Speaker 1>come back. But I'm gonna act like I'm leaving because

0:34:02.520 --> 0:34:04.600
<v Speaker 1>I got another date. So he would stay in the

0:34:04.640 --> 0:34:05.840
<v Speaker 1>same spot, bitch.

0:34:05.880 --> 0:34:06.960
<v Speaker 2>He's like, I'm not leaving.

0:34:07.560 --> 0:34:09.520
<v Speaker 1>This is my good chair. He would be like, this

0:34:09.560 --> 0:34:12.040
<v Speaker 1>is the seat that I want. He's like, LA is

0:34:12.080 --> 0:34:14.640
<v Speaker 1>hitting me perfectly right now? Ghost and he but no, no, no.

0:34:14.680 --> 0:34:18.240
<v Speaker 1>He would come at weird hours, at like five thirty six.

0:34:18.560 --> 0:34:21.879
<v Speaker 1>So it's like, hmm, did you rush out of work

0:34:21.920 --> 0:34:24.880
<v Speaker 1>to meet up here because work ends at six.

0:34:25.360 --> 0:34:29.319
<v Speaker 2>No, some people would work till five. Do you don't

0:34:29.320 --> 0:34:33.960
<v Speaker 2>even know how work works. But I know that nobody

0:34:33.960 --> 0:34:36.880
<v Speaker 2>else would be in the bar at that time. It

0:34:37.080 --> 0:34:39.000
<v Speaker 2>is so early. The only people who are at that

0:34:39.000 --> 0:34:40.799
<v Speaker 2>time are people who having business meetings.

0:34:41.120 --> 0:34:44.879
<v Speaker 1>Okay, so he and O catch this. He would use

0:34:44.920 --> 0:34:47.920
<v Speaker 1>his corporate card, so you know he writing these dates

0:34:47.960 --> 0:34:51.040
<v Speaker 1>off and he would stop he would stop at eight

0:34:51.160 --> 0:34:53.520
<v Speaker 1>because I'd be like, I guess that's when the corporate

0:34:53.520 --> 0:34:54.200
<v Speaker 1>card ends.

0:34:54.320 --> 0:34:56.720
<v Speaker 2>He's like, oh, well, I can't have no real swipe.

0:34:57.160 --> 0:35:00.719
<v Speaker 2>I had two because that's when the car gets the

0:35:00.760 --> 0:35:04.080
<v Speaker 2>collect Yeah or no. You just like he's set it

0:35:04.160 --> 0:35:06.560
<v Speaker 2>up to make it look like he's having business meetings

0:35:07.080 --> 0:35:10.080
<v Speaker 2>when it's really dates. So how many people would you

0:35:10.120 --> 0:35:12.200
<v Speaker 2>have come in at a time, like on a day? Uh?

0:35:12.680 --> 0:35:18.239
<v Speaker 2>One time the kicker was four. He stayed from five,

0:35:18.280 --> 0:35:20.200
<v Speaker 2>but you kept getting up to act like he was leaving.

0:35:20.440 --> 0:35:21.720
<v Speaker 2>He did that four times.

0:35:21.800 --> 0:35:26.239
<v Speaker 1>Yes, he did it four times, and every time I

0:35:26.239 --> 0:35:28.480
<v Speaker 1>had to act like I didn't know him, And I said,

0:35:28.560 --> 0:35:29.440
<v Speaker 1>look at me getting my.

0:35:29.440 --> 0:35:32.440
<v Speaker 2>Little acting on. I mean, I mean I was treating

0:35:32.480 --> 0:35:33.719
<v Speaker 2>him like I don't know who the fuck he was.

0:35:33.760 --> 0:35:36.279
<v Speaker 2>I was like, yeah, what would you like? That's just

0:35:36.400 --> 0:35:39.360
<v Speaker 2>you at work, that's not you acting. That's but I

0:35:39.400 --> 0:35:42.480
<v Speaker 2>would put it on a little extra like, yeah, would

0:35:42.480 --> 0:35:43.880
<v Speaker 2>you like that doesn't sound like you don't know what?

0:35:44.000 --> 0:35:46.000
<v Speaker 2>That sounds like you are annoying because you've seen him

0:35:46.080 --> 0:35:49.279
<v Speaker 2>all day, that's what. That's what that's because you owe me,

0:35:49.440 --> 0:35:52.160
<v Speaker 2>and what do you want? No? No, no, hey, Steve,

0:35:52.360 --> 0:35:56.960
<v Speaker 2>I don't know who you are. But I never said again. No.

0:35:57.120 --> 0:35:57.640
<v Speaker 2>One time.

0:35:57.800 --> 0:35:59.880
<v Speaker 1>One time he blew his own spy. He's like, oh,

0:36:00.000 --> 0:36:04.399
<v Speaker 1>you gonna act like you don't know me. I was like, okay, Chris.

0:36:05.120 --> 0:36:07.360
<v Speaker 2>I try. I'm trying to help you here, bro, But

0:36:07.440 --> 0:36:09.000
<v Speaker 2>what would the tip look like? What was the tip

0:36:09.040 --> 0:36:11.360
<v Speaker 2>situation he would get? He'd pay cash and sometimes and

0:36:11.400 --> 0:36:13.239
<v Speaker 2>he yes, but if I'm seeing you four times in

0:36:13.280 --> 0:36:14.799
<v Speaker 2>one night, how much am I tipping you?

0:36:17.560 --> 0:36:19.520
<v Speaker 1>He gave me twenty percent on everything, but he's only

0:36:19.520 --> 0:36:21.520
<v Speaker 1>getting he's only getting two drinks.

0:36:21.760 --> 0:36:24.240
<v Speaker 2>You see what I'm saying. Two drinks that's like thirty

0:36:24.280 --> 0:36:29.000
<v Speaker 2>something dollars, and thirty is what six dollars? H So

0:36:29.160 --> 0:36:32.160
<v Speaker 2>six times four is twenty four. Yeah, so you're getting

0:36:32.280 --> 0:36:35.160
<v Speaker 2>twenty four dollars for your time. It's not enough for

0:36:35.200 --> 0:36:36.359
<v Speaker 2>four hours of being there.

0:36:36.400 --> 0:36:39.000
<v Speaker 1>But but listen, when he would give me the cash,

0:36:39.000 --> 0:36:39.759
<v Speaker 1>he would give me the cash.

0:36:39.800 --> 0:36:42.880
<v Speaker 2>It's a tip, So everything's cash. So what that mean

0:36:42.880 --> 0:36:44.160
<v Speaker 2>you wasn't sharing it with the buzzers?

0:36:44.239 --> 0:36:47.239
<v Speaker 1>Oh fuck you no, But I'm just saying I appreciate

0:36:47.280 --> 0:36:47.720
<v Speaker 1>the cash.

0:36:47.920 --> 0:36:49.480
<v Speaker 2>That means he was thinking about it.

0:36:49.800 --> 0:36:53.360
<v Speaker 1>And then this one dude, he came in he had

0:36:53.600 --> 0:36:56.359
<v Speaker 1>two dates. One date it was an older woman and

0:36:57.000 --> 0:36:58.799
<v Speaker 1>you know she was I thought she was beautiful. She

0:36:58.840 --> 0:36:59.960
<v Speaker 1>walks it about from He's like.

0:37:00.480 --> 0:37:04.319
<v Speaker 2>Oh, look, can you believe he's like her pictures are

0:37:04.480 --> 0:37:07.719
<v Speaker 2>so wrong that she looked nothing like that?

0:37:07.760 --> 0:37:10.319
<v Speaker 1>And then it shows me he's looking around and he

0:37:10.400 --> 0:37:12.959
<v Speaker 1>shows me a picture of her, and I was like, yes,

0:37:13.040 --> 0:37:16.360
<v Speaker 1>this was lying. She put on that that pretty filter

0:37:16.520 --> 0:37:17.319
<v Speaker 1>on Instagram.

0:37:17.680 --> 0:37:19.719
<v Speaker 2>Well when she said you thought she was pretty, well,

0:37:19.880 --> 0:37:22.680
<v Speaker 2>she was pretty, but she described her face to the listeners,

0:37:22.760 --> 0:37:26.600
<v Speaker 2>she looked a lot younger in the photos that's on

0:37:27.400 --> 0:37:30.359
<v Speaker 2>the old photos that she threw a filter on. Yes,

0:37:30.520 --> 0:37:31.279
<v Speaker 2>it was like she.

0:37:31.440 --> 0:37:33.880
<v Speaker 1>No, these were filter on filters, Like she was pretty,

0:37:33.880 --> 0:37:37.400
<v Speaker 1>but she looked way better in the She looked like

0:37:37.440 --> 0:37:41.520
<v Speaker 1>an Instagram model on these these profiles.

0:37:41.520 --> 0:37:43.759
<v Speaker 2>But the people listening need the visual, dude, what does

0:37:43.800 --> 0:37:44.319
<v Speaker 2>she look like?

0:37:44.680 --> 0:37:52.480
<v Speaker 1>She was giving me Susan Sarandon vibes at like in person, No,

0:37:53.160 --> 0:37:58.400
<v Speaker 1>Susan Sarandon at her best but with a filter on.

0:37:59.239 --> 0:38:01.040
<v Speaker 2>Okay, But in in real life she looked like what

0:38:01.200 --> 0:38:03.719
<v Speaker 2>Ashley Judd naw Jamie Lee Curtis, who does she what

0:38:03.800 --> 0:38:07.160
<v Speaker 2>does she look like? Susan Sarandon.

0:38:07.560 --> 0:38:11.520
<v Speaker 1>You keep saying that name with no makeup one because

0:38:11.560 --> 0:38:16.520
<v Speaker 1>Susan Sarandon is pretty. She's pretty like for an older woman.

0:38:17.080 --> 0:38:19.799
<v Speaker 1>Like she's having her boobs out. Yes, she had her

0:38:19.840 --> 0:38:23.400
<v Speaker 1>boobs out. Susan Abigail Surandon. Abigail is really like the

0:38:23.440 --> 0:38:24.960
<v Speaker 1>whitest woman name in the world.

0:38:25.120 --> 0:38:27.200
<v Speaker 2>Yes, but look at her, look at her. Look at

0:38:27.239 --> 0:38:32.000
<v Speaker 2>the younger pictures of her. Susan Sarandon young. Okay mm hmm.

0:38:33.400 --> 0:38:35.920
<v Speaker 1>But like no makeup in the photos that she had,

0:38:36.000 --> 0:38:36.319
<v Speaker 1>she was.

0:38:36.280 --> 0:38:37.480
<v Speaker 2>Real done, like she had.

0:38:37.360 --> 0:38:41.920
<v Speaker 1>Like eyelash extensions. She had her hair all curled, fluffy

0:38:41.960 --> 0:38:42.359
<v Speaker 1>and shit.

0:38:42.719 --> 0:38:45.000
<v Speaker 2>How old is Susan't Surandon that her baby pictures are

0:38:45.040 --> 0:38:50.440
<v Speaker 2>all black and white? Oh my god, she's old. How

0:38:50.480 --> 0:38:53.160
<v Speaker 2>old is she? I don't know, but look at these photos, dude,

0:38:53.239 --> 0:38:56.239
<v Speaker 2>like throwback her head shots. Her original headshots are black

0:38:56.239 --> 0:38:56.560
<v Speaker 2>and white.

0:38:56.560 --> 0:38:59.600
<v Speaker 1>That's how she was giving it. Though she looks like

0:38:59.680 --> 0:39:03.799
<v Speaker 1>Misha Barton. Oh no, she definitely wish your wish. She

0:39:03.880 --> 0:39:08.520
<v Speaker 1>looked like her. Susan Susan is a classic okay whatever

0:39:08.800 --> 0:39:10.840
<v Speaker 1>she's oh, and she stay with her titties out. She

0:39:10.920 --> 0:39:13.760
<v Speaker 1>don't play like look at this she's given you full

0:39:14.040 --> 0:39:18.680
<v Speaker 1>cleavage anyway, this woman whatever he was, he was very rude.

0:39:18.680 --> 0:39:21.319
<v Speaker 1>He's showing me the pictures and then she comes back

0:39:21.360 --> 0:39:23.920
<v Speaker 1>and he's like he's looking at me like.

0:39:23.880 --> 0:39:26.640
<v Speaker 2>I think I'm gonna close out now. So he closes.

0:39:26.760 --> 0:39:28.200
<v Speaker 2>She went to the bathroom, and then he closed out

0:39:28.200 --> 0:39:29.239
<v Speaker 2>and left before she came back out.

0:39:29.239 --> 0:39:33.279
<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, he closed out, and then he made her

0:39:33.400 --> 0:39:38.359
<v Speaker 1>fucking pay for her drink what yes dirtback. So I

0:39:38.440 --> 0:39:41.440
<v Speaker 1>was like, oh, dude, I'm giving you you're gonna or

0:39:41.440 --> 0:39:44.799
<v Speaker 1>you're gonna order like top shelf. I'm giving you well

0:39:45.080 --> 0:39:47.080
<v Speaker 1>like that, and I'm gonna charge you for the top shell.

0:39:47.160 --> 0:39:51.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh absolutely, because you terrible. You're a terrible person. So

0:39:51.520 --> 0:39:54.560
<v Speaker 2>then the next girl made her pay, made her pay.

0:39:55.520 --> 0:39:58.560
<v Speaker 2>That's horrible. And it was so embarrassing because the woman

0:39:58.680 --> 0:40:02.960
<v Speaker 2>was kind of like like nice about it, like oh okay,

0:40:03.880 --> 0:40:05.640
<v Speaker 2>but then she's look, you could tell in her face

0:40:05.640 --> 0:40:09.520
<v Speaker 2>that she was doubting herself, like, well something wrong with me? Yeah,

0:40:09.600 --> 0:40:12.000
<v Speaker 2>say that was your photos don't match the real product.

0:40:12.080 --> 0:40:14.839
<v Speaker 2>But still fuck you, dude, like you just like that gray.

0:40:14.880 --> 0:40:18.680
<v Speaker 2>It's like fashion Nova verse like tap shop. But it

0:40:18.719 --> 0:40:22.200
<v Speaker 2>doesn't matter. This dude, he knows the game. But what

0:40:22.239 --> 0:40:25.560
<v Speaker 2>did he look like? Who would play him in a movie?

0:40:25.640 --> 0:40:30.000
<v Speaker 2>He looked like Jeremy Piven. Well, of course he acted

0:40:30.040 --> 0:40:32.120
<v Speaker 2>like that. Then Jeremy Piven is a dick, and anybody

0:40:32.120 --> 0:40:33.759
<v Speaker 2>with his face is also a dick. Yeah, but he

0:40:33.800 --> 0:40:36.080
<v Speaker 2>didn't look like he was Jeremy Piven with money. He

0:40:36.080 --> 0:40:39.680
<v Speaker 2>looked like a regular Jeremy Piven. If Jeremy Piven wasn't

0:40:39.719 --> 0:40:42.520
<v Speaker 2>in entourage, say Jeremy Piven one more time, Jeremy Piven.

0:40:44.600 --> 0:40:46.799
<v Speaker 1>But and then so she looked so sad, and I

0:40:46.840 --> 0:40:49.359
<v Speaker 1>felt bad. I was like, damn, so I ended.

0:40:49.560 --> 0:40:51.440
<v Speaker 2>So you know what I did, That's what they did.

0:40:51.719 --> 0:40:54.319
<v Speaker 2>I took her drink off and I charged her for

0:40:54.480 --> 0:40:59.160
<v Speaker 2>one dollar. I took her drink off and charged her

0:40:59.160 --> 0:41:01.200
<v Speaker 2>for one You trying to bang Susan Surrendon, No, But

0:41:01.280 --> 0:41:03.720
<v Speaker 2>I just was like, fuck this dude. That was so mean.

0:41:04.520 --> 0:41:07.120
<v Speaker 2>That's like not cool. That's gonna be me on dates.

0:41:07.239 --> 0:41:08.520
<v Speaker 2>Dudes is gonna get up. I'm gonna be like, you

0:41:08.520 --> 0:41:11.759
<v Speaker 2>know what, I gotta go. He said he was six three.

0:41:11.840 --> 0:41:15.319
<v Speaker 2>He's giving me six one vibes, So go ahead and

0:41:15.800 --> 0:41:18.919
<v Speaker 2>tell him I died. And then that ship I saw

0:41:19.080 --> 0:41:20.680
<v Speaker 2>everybody around. I'd be like, hey, you don't even look

0:41:20.719 --> 0:41:24.960
<v Speaker 2>like his picture. You should do that. Pull the app.

0:41:26.000 --> 0:41:27.680
<v Speaker 2>You don't even know how to spell. They're there and there,

0:41:27.719 --> 0:41:28.640
<v Speaker 2>so I should probably just.

0:41:28.640 --> 0:41:32.600
<v Speaker 1>Literally you watch more Bravo than me, like you know,

0:41:32.760 --> 0:41:35.000
<v Speaker 1>like I feel like you doing it is funny, but

0:41:35.120 --> 0:41:37.840
<v Speaker 1>a man doing it, that shit is rude and mean

0:41:37.960 --> 0:41:40.640
<v Speaker 1>and it really fucks with people. It fucks with women,

0:41:40.760 --> 0:41:43.239
<v Speaker 1>like it's already bad enough, I mean going this is

0:41:43.280 --> 0:41:47.080
<v Speaker 1>with men. Also when women play them, that's something regular

0:41:47.200 --> 0:41:49.200
<v Speaker 1>yes says yes, But that's something because somebody said this

0:41:49.239 --> 0:41:51.640
<v Speaker 1>to me once. He was like, he was like, it's

0:41:51.719 --> 0:41:56.919
<v Speaker 1>really scary approaching a woman because women usually say no.

0:41:57.120 --> 0:41:59.560
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, I guess, I guess I should

0:41:59.560 --> 0:42:01.000
<v Speaker 1>give you a iin need me a credit when you

0:42:01.080 --> 0:42:02.919
<v Speaker 1>come approach me, but like, no, no, you gotta come

0:42:03.000 --> 0:42:04.640
<v Speaker 1>correct when you step to me.

0:42:04.760 --> 0:42:07.080
<v Speaker 2>But don't be messaging me. I hope you're writing me

0:42:07.120 --> 0:42:10.480
<v Speaker 2>an essay. You have until five or you know, I'm

0:42:10.520 --> 0:42:14.600
<v Speaker 2>gonna kill your dog. Guys, for them, this is training.

0:42:14.680 --> 0:42:17.279
<v Speaker 2>This is training day. They out here getting no no

0:42:17.280 --> 0:42:19.160
<v Speaker 2>no no no no no no no. This is practice

0:42:19.160 --> 0:42:19.480
<v Speaker 2>for them.

0:42:19.600 --> 0:42:22.000
<v Speaker 1>So when they get the yes, they like ah, there's

0:42:22.040 --> 0:42:24.600
<v Speaker 1>another yes, coming, I see that. Yet this is this

0:42:24.640 --> 0:42:27.000
<v Speaker 1>is in practice, so no is nothing for them. They

0:42:27.040 --> 0:42:27.960
<v Speaker 1>know one know is coming.

0:42:28.400 --> 0:42:31.239
<v Speaker 2>No I can't they no one know is coming. But well,

0:42:31.280 --> 0:42:33.239
<v Speaker 2>you know what, we have gay guys listening to this, Hey,

0:42:33.280 --> 0:42:36.359
<v Speaker 2>all of our booze. What's the process for them? What's

0:42:36.400 --> 0:42:39.800
<v Speaker 2>the process with when you're a lesbian? Like who approaches who? Okay?

0:42:39.880 --> 0:42:41.520
<v Speaker 2>How often do you get to know from a man

0:42:41.560 --> 0:42:43.839
<v Speaker 2>when you're a man? Okay, you're a female.

0:42:44.239 --> 0:42:47.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna tell you this. Gay men look better. They

0:42:47.520 --> 0:42:51.240
<v Speaker 1>take them thet They're not gonna come up to you incorrect,

0:42:51.560 --> 0:42:53.520
<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean. Their hairline isn't gonna be missing,

0:42:53.640 --> 0:42:55.759
<v Speaker 1>They're gonna get a shape up, they gonna look clean.

0:42:55.760 --> 0:42:58.799
<v Speaker 2>They is gonna be starched and pressed. They don't have

0:42:58.800 --> 0:43:02.600
<v Speaker 2>a nice outfit on. They're gonna approach you properly unless

0:43:02.600 --> 0:43:05.080
<v Speaker 2>they're in a messy ass lower East Side bar. But

0:43:05.200 --> 0:43:09.040
<v Speaker 2>other than that, like they they work out, they take

0:43:09.080 --> 0:43:09.760
<v Speaker 2>care of themselves.

0:43:10.080 --> 0:43:12.120
<v Speaker 1>That's true, I mean most of them. So I feel

0:43:12.160 --> 0:43:14.360
<v Speaker 1>like it's all game for them. They all know like

0:43:15.239 --> 0:43:18.080
<v Speaker 1>who's gonna say no? It is like that's their confidence.

0:43:18.080 --> 0:43:21.600
<v Speaker 2>But they're also like putting in time to feel that confidence.

0:43:21.640 --> 0:43:24.279
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I'm friends with many, many a gay

0:43:24.520 --> 0:43:28.319
<v Speaker 2>and right now where a lot of them are at,

0:43:28.360 --> 0:43:32.839
<v Speaker 2>they're looking for relationships. They want to date like, they

0:43:32.840 --> 0:43:34.759
<v Speaker 2>want stuff that's serious and a lot of the game.

0:43:34.920 --> 0:43:37.319
<v Speaker 1>Hey, Booth, it's not gonna be on grinder. You're not

0:43:37.360 --> 0:43:38.440
<v Speaker 1>gonna find love and grinder.

0:43:38.560 --> 0:43:40.759
<v Speaker 2>I mean. Also, if you're dating somebody who's married, it's

0:43:40.800 --> 0:43:44.680
<v Speaker 2>probably not gonna end up well for you. You shade you.

0:43:44.840 --> 0:43:46.799
<v Speaker 2>I mean, but how many people do you know who

0:43:46.920 --> 0:43:50.360
<v Speaker 2>dating married people? Right now? I've been hearing a lot

0:43:50.560 --> 0:43:53.600
<v Speaker 2>of stories, a lot of people a lot, and it's like,

0:43:53.640 --> 0:43:55.480
<v Speaker 2>you're telling me you want to be in a relationship,

0:43:55.480 --> 0:43:58.160
<v Speaker 2>but you dating somebody who's already in a relationship.

0:43:58.800 --> 0:44:00.920
<v Speaker 1>I think it's a tough it's not even it's a

0:44:00.960 --> 0:44:02.880
<v Speaker 1>tough one. First of all, it's wrong. Why would you

0:44:02.880 --> 0:44:05.959
<v Speaker 1>want somebody else's property? Like, get there's eight million people

0:44:06.000 --> 0:44:09.239
<v Speaker 1>in New York City. Get somebody else. But if you're

0:44:09.239 --> 0:44:11.080
<v Speaker 1>in a situation like that, I've been there.

0:44:11.440 --> 0:44:15.920
<v Speaker 2>You dated a married dude. Oh let's get into it. Wow, okay,

0:44:15.920 --> 0:44:17.399
<v Speaker 2>we got some time. Let me see how much time

0:44:17.400 --> 0:44:21.239
<v Speaker 2>we have left to discuss your you and some men's infidelities. Dude,

0:44:21.239 --> 0:44:24.160
<v Speaker 2>you are a lifetime movie waiting to happen. Talk about

0:44:24.200 --> 0:44:27.560
<v Speaker 2>you want an over zealous fan. You were an overzeales fan.

0:44:27.800 --> 0:44:31.239
<v Speaker 2>You took somebody's man that says I was not a fan,

0:44:31.320 --> 0:44:34.560
<v Speaker 2>though you were a fan of that duke. Anyway, I'm not.

0:44:34.480 --> 0:44:37.160
<v Speaker 1>Going to put out any of the names or anything.

0:44:37.200 --> 0:44:38.839
<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna say the specifics at all.

0:44:38.920 --> 0:44:45.080
<v Speaker 2>Well give us the give us the particulars. Met them working, okay,

0:44:45.120 --> 0:44:47.400
<v Speaker 2>at the job at the bar. Did you know that

0:44:47.480 --> 0:44:50.919
<v Speaker 2>they were they were married? Yes, because you know, I'm

0:44:51.040 --> 0:44:54.080
<v Speaker 2>at the point in my life when I'm like, legit

0:44:54.160 --> 0:44:56.520
<v Speaker 2>looking at people ring fingers down and I'm like you

0:44:56.640 --> 0:44:58.239
<v Speaker 2>in my face, but you got a ring on. But

0:44:58.600 --> 0:45:02.520
<v Speaker 2>I didn't know you looked, No, no, no, I just I

0:45:02.520 --> 0:45:05.040
<v Speaker 2>got history. So I already knew you got history. So

0:45:05.680 --> 0:45:08.719
<v Speaker 2>you you were able to like forensically see the tan

0:45:08.840 --> 0:45:12.200
<v Speaker 2>line on the ring finger. I can't give too much way,

0:45:12.320 --> 0:45:14.040
<v Speaker 2>but just know that, I mean it sound like you

0:45:14.040 --> 0:45:15.000
<v Speaker 2>gave it all the way to him.

0:45:15.280 --> 0:45:19.680
<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, you prepared, you prepared for that Hung Bong?

0:45:20.880 --> 0:45:23.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah I did, and uh you know it was it

0:45:23.480 --> 0:45:25.120
<v Speaker 1>was a so did who initiated.

0:45:25.280 --> 0:45:33.360
<v Speaker 2>You were him you sir? Wow? For some reason I

0:45:33.360 --> 0:45:36.279
<v Speaker 2>had that feeling. I was like, he steps out, But

0:45:36.400 --> 0:45:39.799
<v Speaker 2>why where sis were you? What? How dark was the

0:45:39.840 --> 0:45:41.640
<v Speaker 2>period in your life where this was going down that

0:45:41.719 --> 0:45:43.680
<v Speaker 2>you were like, he steps out, that's cool.

0:45:43.920 --> 0:45:46.360
<v Speaker 1>I actually it was a Actually it was a quite

0:45:46.400 --> 0:45:48.839
<v Speaker 1>grand life that I was having a great time at

0:45:48.840 --> 0:45:49.200
<v Speaker 1>that time.

0:45:49.239 --> 0:45:51.080
<v Speaker 2>But was the wife having a good time? Probably not

0:45:52.400 --> 0:45:53.880
<v Speaker 2>unless it was open. Was it open?

0:45:54.760 --> 0:45:57.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, there's no way that she doesn't know, because

0:45:57.719 --> 0:45:59.320
<v Speaker 1>that's how messy he was being.

0:45:59.600 --> 0:46:02.600
<v Speaker 2>Dude. I was like, you don't have no respect. You

0:46:02.680 --> 0:46:06.680
<v Speaker 2>are Carrie, he's big, the wife is Natasha, Sex and

0:46:06.680 --> 0:46:10.400
<v Speaker 2>the City season honestly all of that, but black people.

0:46:11.680 --> 0:46:15.279
<v Speaker 2>So y'all were morey episode because no, no, no, no,

0:46:15.360 --> 0:46:18.200
<v Speaker 2>this is we were upscale blacks darling. So this is

0:46:18.239 --> 0:46:22.560
<v Speaker 2>a judge Joe Brown, black judge mathis it was.

0:46:22.800 --> 0:46:25.440
<v Speaker 1>There was a situation where I was like, dude, this

0:46:25.520 --> 0:46:26.319
<v Speaker 1>is not gonna work.

0:46:26.520 --> 0:46:28.160
<v Speaker 2>This is bad. Well I'll tell you what's not gonna

0:46:28.200 --> 0:46:30.920
<v Speaker 2>work is how vague being we want the tea? Okay?

0:46:32.200 --> 0:46:35.440
<v Speaker 2>I ended up going to the house. Where was the house?

0:46:36.000 --> 0:46:38.480
<v Speaker 2>Can you describe? It was classic? It was nice it

0:46:38.560 --> 0:46:40.279
<v Speaker 2>was a brownstone. It was a beautiful house.

0:46:40.520 --> 0:46:45.440
<v Speaker 1>Just know there was a beautiful upstairs, downstairs, duple, numerous bathrooms,

0:46:45.920 --> 0:46:47.640
<v Speaker 1>walking closet four.

0:46:48.000 --> 0:46:51.920
<v Speaker 2>It was cute. Yeah, no four, No four. He had

0:46:51.920 --> 0:46:55.440
<v Speaker 2>a pantry though, dude, So you go to the house.

0:46:55.800 --> 0:46:59.040
<v Speaker 2>Are you afraid the wife might come home? Allegedly she

0:46:59.160 --> 0:47:01.399
<v Speaker 2>was away for the week. But I was at that door.

0:47:01.440 --> 0:47:05.719
<v Speaker 2>I had everything packed just in case. Hi couches, you

0:47:05.719 --> 0:47:07.720
<v Speaker 2>had your You took your panties off, folded them through them. Yeah,

0:47:07.600 --> 0:47:09.640
<v Speaker 2>my god. I was ready to hop out. Went in

0:47:09.640 --> 0:47:12.080
<v Speaker 2>the windows. I was like, where are all the exits?

0:47:12.440 --> 0:47:18.200
<v Speaker 2>Was the sex good? Yeah? It was, but it was wrong.

0:47:19.360 --> 0:47:23.239
<v Speaker 2>That's made it better. That's a little that's a little

0:47:23.280 --> 0:47:26.959
<v Speaker 2>spice on to cherry on top. That's the Himalayan pig

0:47:27.080 --> 0:47:29.960
<v Speaker 2>sea salt. Yeah, little salt, little salt bay right there.

0:47:30.040 --> 0:47:31.680
<v Speaker 2>Sprinkle me. Man. It was bad.

0:47:31.840 --> 0:47:36.440
<v Speaker 1>I always that's another thing that I regret. I regret it.

0:47:36.440 --> 0:47:39.240
<v Speaker 2>It was wrong. How many times did y'all have sex? Numerous?

0:47:39.360 --> 0:47:41.000
<v Speaker 2>How many times did you go to the house. One

0:47:41.040 --> 0:47:43.000
<v Speaker 2>time I was like, I'm never doing this again. This

0:47:43.080 --> 0:47:47.720
<v Speaker 2>is stupid. That's ballsy, dude, Yeah, it's dumb. I also

0:47:47.840 --> 0:47:50.439
<v Speaker 2>was very drunk and high, and you were drunking high

0:47:50.440 --> 0:47:53.120
<v Speaker 2>every time you saw him. He would never sober when

0:47:53.200 --> 0:47:57.839
<v Speaker 2>y'all linked up. No, not really, I don't believe. No,

0:47:57.960 --> 0:48:00.920
<v Speaker 2>I wasn't even if you're drinking high every time you

0:48:00.960 --> 0:48:04.120
<v Speaker 2>see them, then when you go home, you after, after

0:48:04.160 --> 0:48:05.839
<v Speaker 2>a while, you come down, and you know what you did.

0:48:06.600 --> 0:48:08.400
<v Speaker 1>Sis, I was in a point of my life that

0:48:08.520 --> 0:48:10.360
<v Speaker 1>it was not dark, but it was lit.

0:48:10.480 --> 0:48:13.160
<v Speaker 2>So every day it was lit. Every day we live,

0:48:13.760 --> 0:48:17.160
<v Speaker 2>every day we live. No, that's wrong, it was wrong.

0:48:17.320 --> 0:48:20.399
<v Speaker 2>I'm listen. What would you do? What would you do

0:48:20.480 --> 0:48:25.359
<v Speaker 2>if your son was that a bad club and he's hungry?

0:48:25.560 --> 0:48:30.759
<v Speaker 2>What would you do if you you came home and

0:48:30.840 --> 0:48:35.080
<v Speaker 2>Adrian has some other chick in the house, but ask

0:48:35.160 --> 0:48:41.040
<v Speaker 2>naked feeding your cats? She was butt naked, like you

0:48:41.160 --> 0:48:44.200
<v Speaker 2>better feed the cat's button naked well, because she likes

0:48:44.320 --> 0:48:48.560
<v Speaker 2>she likes cats more than you like cats. Shelly and Cham.

0:48:49.480 --> 0:48:51.799
<v Speaker 1>I can't even picture it, Sis, But you know what,

0:48:51.880 --> 0:48:54.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm dead inside. So honestly, I'll take a moment and

0:48:54.239 --> 0:48:56.840
<v Speaker 1>I'll be like, are you dead inside? I am dead inside.

0:48:56.920 --> 0:49:00.720
<v Speaker 1>I feel like my emotions are either there really high

0:49:00.800 --> 0:49:01.640
<v Speaker 1>or they're really low.

0:49:01.840 --> 0:49:08.880
<v Speaker 2>It seems like my polar dude. It sounds like you crazy.

0:49:09.680 --> 0:49:15.360
<v Speaker 2>My emotions. It's just emotions taking me. Hi. That was

0:49:15.400 --> 0:49:20.479
<v Speaker 2>a good song. No, but I feel like I would

0:49:20.480 --> 0:49:22.520
<v Speaker 2>be like, give me a moment. I'll step outside. I'll

0:49:22.640 --> 0:49:26.080
<v Speaker 2>call you outside, dude, what you will come here? No,

0:49:26.200 --> 0:49:28.040
<v Speaker 2>I'll step outside. They'll call you and like, Marie, what

0:49:28.080 --> 0:49:30.600
<v Speaker 2>should I do? I be like, I'm pulling up. You

0:49:30.600 --> 0:49:32.319
<v Speaker 2>would pull up for me what you need me to bring?

0:49:32.360 --> 0:49:36.440
<v Speaker 2>You would pull up, bring this podcast equipment and hit

0:49:36.480 --> 0:49:38.440
<v Speaker 2>her over the head with it. I'll go over there

0:49:38.440 --> 0:49:42.600
<v Speaker 2>and kick a cat, kick a cat, and then I'll

0:49:42.680 --> 0:49:45.600
<v Speaker 2>kick the girl in the p Oh no, no, look

0:49:45.640 --> 0:49:48.879
<v Speaker 2>at you. Dave Chappelle. Yeah, I'd kick her in the cat.

0:49:49.000 --> 0:49:51.160
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I can't. Can you hear me? I'm

0:49:51.200 --> 0:49:54.680
<v Speaker 2>kicking four cats, the two that you have, both vaginas.

0:49:56.120 --> 0:49:58.239
<v Speaker 2>You would pull up for me, but you're like, well,

0:49:58.360 --> 0:49:59.880
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna get it on the train, so it's going

0:49:59.880 --> 0:50:02.279
<v Speaker 2>to me. Like I'd be like, now, I'd be like,

0:50:02.320 --> 0:50:05.120
<v Speaker 2>send me an uber. If you really want me to

0:50:05.120 --> 0:50:08.120
<v Speaker 2>help you in this time of need, send me an uber.

0:50:10.480 --> 0:50:13.759
<v Speaker 2>I take six uber pool us and it cost me

0:50:13.880 --> 0:50:18.840
<v Speaker 2>thirty two dollars three. I'm so through a year. I

0:50:18.880 --> 0:50:20.440
<v Speaker 2>don't know what I would do, but I feel like,

0:50:20.480 --> 0:50:22.640
<v Speaker 2>would you go after Adrian or would you go after

0:50:23.120 --> 0:50:28.320
<v Speaker 2>the chit? I would go after Adrian, but also no shade.

0:50:28.520 --> 0:50:32.200
<v Speaker 2>I'd be like, do here boo boo. I'm like, I

0:50:32.239 --> 0:50:36.120
<v Speaker 2>see it. And if she fly, I'm like, I see it.

0:50:36.120 --> 0:50:37.920
<v Speaker 2>You'd be like, well, I'll be back in thirty minutes.

0:50:38.719 --> 0:50:43.040
<v Speaker 2>Y'all want anything for the store? Yo? Want yo? Anything

0:50:43.040 --> 0:50:45.120
<v Speaker 2>from the Budegger. I'm gonna run out to the store

0:50:45.239 --> 0:50:47.760
<v Speaker 2>real quickly. Do you mean anything while I'm out? Anybody

0:50:47.840 --> 0:50:51.080
<v Speaker 2>want a cold pop? No? Y'are doing a a popping

0:50:51.160 --> 0:50:54.719
<v Speaker 2>in the air. Nah, I don't know. I don't know, Marie.

0:50:55.040 --> 0:51:00.360
<v Speaker 2>I really would be like our current situation. I'd be like,

0:51:01.719 --> 0:51:05.359
<v Speaker 2>all right, all right, okay, okay. You would be clear

0:51:05.400 --> 0:51:09.239
<v Speaker 2>headed about it. I would be sad. I'm like, oh man,

0:51:09.280 --> 0:51:11.319
<v Speaker 2>I didn't really think she was gonna take me up

0:51:11.600 --> 0:51:14.520
<v Speaker 2>on my offer. But the offer for her to bang

0:51:14.560 --> 0:51:16.120
<v Speaker 2>somebody else, Yeah, I told her. I was like, you

0:51:16.520 --> 0:51:20.680
<v Speaker 2>get a one get out of jail free card. Damn. Really,

0:51:21.440 --> 0:51:24.600
<v Speaker 2>I told her that she hasn't used a card yet

0:51:24.640 --> 0:51:29.120
<v Speaker 2>to your knowledge, Nah, Adrian is a good woman. She's

0:51:29.400 --> 0:51:33.160
<v Speaker 2>so loyal and faithful because sound like a golden retriever. Dude.

0:51:33.239 --> 0:51:36.600
<v Speaker 2>Oh well, she's loyal and faith she's a good girl.

0:51:37.280 --> 0:51:38.080
<v Speaker 2>She's a good girl.

0:51:39.200 --> 0:51:41.399
<v Speaker 1>No, she just she loves me and I love her

0:51:41.440 --> 0:51:43.319
<v Speaker 1>and I know that I could trust her. But if

0:51:43.360 --> 0:51:46.479
<v Speaker 1>I came in, I'm like, it's not even my house,

0:51:46.480 --> 0:51:52.719
<v Speaker 1>so I can't even kick him out. Dude, men pay

0:51:52.800 --> 0:51:53.880
<v Speaker 1>no utility bills.

0:51:53.880 --> 0:51:58.120
<v Speaker 2>It's kind of like, why, hey, guys, I don't know

0:51:58.160 --> 0:52:01.520
<v Speaker 2>what that means from diary if a mad black woman, Yeah,

0:52:01.520 --> 0:52:03.200
<v Speaker 2>well you know we don't do this not this is

0:52:03.200 --> 0:52:06.520
<v Speaker 2>a smart podcast and people listening don't. I don't watch that.

0:52:07.160 --> 0:52:08.320
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what I would, but I feel like

0:52:08.320 --> 0:52:13.000
<v Speaker 2>I would want to break something. I would throw summary

0:52:13.080 --> 0:52:16.759
<v Speaker 2>at somebody. I haven't seen you really angry, so I

0:52:16.760 --> 0:52:18.520
<v Speaker 2>don't even I can't even picture this. I feel like

0:52:18.560 --> 0:52:22.880
<v Speaker 2>I'm always a little bit mad though really no, for

0:52:22.920 --> 0:52:24.960
<v Speaker 2>the most part, I'm like I'm always a little bit

0:52:25.080 --> 0:52:28.960
<v Speaker 2>like not here for it, like right below this, what

0:52:29.120 --> 0:52:30.040
<v Speaker 2>lies beneath this?

0:52:30.640 --> 0:52:36.359
<v Speaker 1>Well, At comedy shows, I just want to like videotape

0:52:36.360 --> 0:52:38.759
<v Speaker 1>your face because the shit that you be looking like

0:52:39.560 --> 0:52:40.960
<v Speaker 1>is so disrespectful.

0:52:41.000 --> 0:52:41.399
<v Speaker 2>In the room.

0:52:41.440 --> 0:52:42.920
<v Speaker 1>I was like, is she a comic, because the way

0:52:42.960 --> 0:52:45.359
<v Speaker 1>she's looking, she looks like an audience member that's not

0:52:45.440 --> 0:52:45.799
<v Speaker 1>having it.

0:52:45.840 --> 0:52:50.719
<v Speaker 2>I'm a critic, Like how many drunk critic I mean,

0:52:51.719 --> 0:52:54.239
<v Speaker 2>but if I'm in a relationship with somebody, I mean,

0:52:54.280 --> 0:52:56.600
<v Speaker 2>there's not pictures of you and Adrian all over the house.

0:52:57.239 --> 0:53:01.440
<v Speaker 2>So there's that, But like she know, Adrian don't wear wigs.

0:53:01.840 --> 0:53:04.120
<v Speaker 2>There's a lot of weeks at the house. No, it's

0:53:04.200 --> 0:53:07.799
<v Speaker 2>a lot of pictures of fucking you and I have

0:53:07.880 --> 0:53:10.239
<v Speaker 2>to change that. It's so your house. There's a lot

0:53:10.280 --> 0:53:10.880
<v Speaker 2>of pictures of me.

0:53:11.120 --> 0:53:13.160
<v Speaker 1>Yes, there's pictures of us, like cause you know, we

0:53:13.239 --> 0:53:16.360
<v Speaker 1>in photo booths. We and all we do is photo

0:53:16.360 --> 0:53:19.320
<v Speaker 1>booth it out and so there's mad photo booth pictures

0:53:19.560 --> 0:53:20.799
<v Speaker 1>and she puts them up for us.

0:53:20.880 --> 0:53:23.799
<v Speaker 2>She'll like put them on the wall, she put them onside.

0:53:24.200 --> 0:53:27.080
<v Speaker 2>She made them look all nice. You know what, Sydney,

0:53:27.160 --> 0:53:29.160
<v Speaker 2>this I actually did not know how to tell you this,

0:53:29.239 --> 0:53:31.399
<v Speaker 2>and this is probably the best place to do it.

0:53:31.800 --> 0:53:43.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm sleeping with Adrian. Oh my god, oh my god.

0:53:43.800 --> 0:53:47.720
<v Speaker 1>The podcast is over. Yeah, we're done. We're so done.

0:53:48.000 --> 0:53:52.640
<v Speaker 2>She's actually, she's really faithful. She's super loyal. Yo.

0:53:52.760 --> 0:53:56.879
<v Speaker 1>If that if she if that fucking happened, Oh, I'm

0:53:56.960 --> 0:54:00.880
<v Speaker 1>Lisa leftiving everybody this house, her house.

0:54:01.120 --> 0:54:03.600
<v Speaker 2>Oh man, that I would be so upset. I would

0:54:03.640 --> 0:54:06.560
<v Speaker 2>be like, said, you give her a get out of jail. No,

0:54:06.640 --> 0:54:10.919
<v Speaker 2>but not for you, bitch. Why it's the year the yes,

0:54:11.040 --> 0:54:14.799
<v Speaker 2>she asked me. I said, yes, I'm trying to be

0:54:14.880 --> 0:54:18.279
<v Speaker 2>more open. You know, it's my host centennial year. Oh

0:54:18.360 --> 0:54:20.759
<v Speaker 2>my god, I can't. My legs were tired. You doing me?

0:54:20.760 --> 0:54:21.680
<v Speaker 2>I can sit on her face.

0:54:21.880 --> 0:54:27.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm so done, and I'm overwhelmed that you did that

0:54:27.200 --> 0:54:28.000
<v Speaker 1>twist right there.

0:54:28.040 --> 0:54:30.600
<v Speaker 2>That was a really good twist. Gag is we're actually

0:54:30.600 --> 0:54:38.680
<v Speaker 2>sleeping together. Yo. Now every time I see you with her,

0:54:38.800 --> 0:54:40.840
<v Speaker 2>I'm be like, Yo, I'm punching you in the face.

0:54:41.680 --> 0:54:44.040
<v Speaker 1>If you even look at my girl, I'm punching you

0:54:44.160 --> 0:54:44.800
<v Speaker 1>in the face.

0:54:45.160 --> 0:54:50.400
<v Speaker 2>But if your girl looks at me, yes, that's my faults.

0:54:50.440 --> 0:54:53.239
<v Speaker 1>After the podcast, immediately calling her like.

0:54:53.960 --> 0:54:55.719
<v Speaker 2>So how do you feel about Marie, She's goes like

0:54:55.760 --> 0:54:57.680
<v Speaker 2>I love her. You see we have this here's the

0:54:57.680 --> 0:54:59.080
<v Speaker 2>same color right now because we go to the same

0:55:00.400 --> 0:55:03.759
<v Speaker 2>to do it. Bit you to y'all here, Yeah, I'll

0:55:03.800 --> 0:55:11.440
<v Speaker 2>be doing Adrian's hand. I greased that scalp regularly. It's

0:55:11.480 --> 0:55:18.240
<v Speaker 2>just like the things you won't do cater to you, Nadden,

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<v Speaker 2>It says your day. That's the song that we oh

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<v Speaker 2>my God may love to ray the quiets doer. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>so done that, like I'm overwhelmed. Well, who you gonna leave?

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<v Speaker 2>Won't leave Adrian, you won't leave me? What are you

0:55:31.840 --> 0:55:34.920
<v Speaker 2>gonna do? That's a really good question. I think that's

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<v Speaker 2>where we need to leave it this. Who are you

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<v Speaker 2>gonna leave me? Or her? I mean, she puts roof

0:55:40.840 --> 0:55:44.399
<v Speaker 2>over your head and bed under your ass, but we're

0:55:44.480 --> 0:55:53.240
<v Speaker 2>making money together. Potentially, Who would I leave? Listeners? Who

0:55:53.280 --> 0:55:54.239
<v Speaker 2>would you run to?

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<v Speaker 1>That's the question if that situation happened, who should I leave?

0:56:00.000 --> 0:56:02.960
<v Speaker 1>Should I leave Adrian? Or should I end the podcast

0:56:03.000 --> 0:56:05.600
<v Speaker 1>with Marie and they and never never, never, fucking fucking

0:56:05.640 --> 0:56:08.640
<v Speaker 1>can talk to her again and delete, delete all the

0:56:08.719 --> 0:56:10.720
<v Speaker 1>photos and then just post the pictures.

0:56:10.840 --> 0:56:13.160
<v Speaker 2>Listen. If that happens, listeners, the podcast will go on.

0:56:13.360 --> 0:56:16.520
<v Speaker 2>It'll be just mine what I will take this equipment,

0:56:16.600 --> 0:56:18.120
<v Speaker 2>not the equipment here. You got to come to my house.

0:56:18.560 --> 0:56:20.200
<v Speaker 2>I'm here now, I'll take it. Right now, I'm taking

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<v Speaker 2>it back to fucking no, you're not ten nineteen putting

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<v Speaker 2>them and Adrian will send it back to me because

0:56:24.760 --> 0:56:29.200
<v Speaker 2>that's my girl. She'd be like, babe, I got your

0:56:29.239 --> 0:56:30.840
<v Speaker 2>stuff and you'd be like mine and she'd be like,

0:56:30.920 --> 0:56:33.520
<v Speaker 2>not you, not you, nigga, and she'll be on the

0:56:33.520 --> 0:56:39.560
<v Speaker 2>phone with me. I'm so us fucking done, tweet us

0:56:39.600 --> 0:56:43.960
<v Speaker 2>and let us know who Sydney should leave and why. Yeah,

0:56:44.400 --> 0:56:47.600
<v Speaker 2>give me reasons, and then give me reasons why I

0:56:47.600 --> 0:56:50.879
<v Speaker 2>should stay if I should stay with both of them.

0:56:50.920 --> 0:56:53.080
<v Speaker 2>There's some people who be like, you should just you know,

0:56:53.239 --> 0:56:57.560
<v Speaker 2>charge it to the game. Charge it to the game.

0:56:57.640 --> 0:56:59.600
<v Speaker 1>Says charge it to the game, or you or you

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<v Speaker 1>know what, you three three it like we're all together.

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<v Speaker 2>No, that's not I'm not gonna do that. I'm gonna

0:57:05.960 --> 0:57:13.160
<v Speaker 2>make Adrian Jews. She gonna pick me. I'm like, hey, Banbri,

0:57:14.120 --> 0:57:19.680
<v Speaker 2>I fucking this is too much. Do you make her choose? YEP.

0:57:22.880 --> 0:57:24.560
<v Speaker 2>I'd be like, well, me and Sidney can still be

0:57:24.560 --> 0:57:27.880
<v Speaker 2>colleagues or whatever, but like you pick one, he's not

0:57:27.880 --> 0:57:29.520
<v Speaker 2>gonna be a polyamorous situation.

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<v Speaker 1>Listeners, do you think Adrian should stay with Marie?

0:57:37.880 --> 0:57:41.720
<v Speaker 2>Do you think she should stay we're asking real questions.

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<v Speaker 2>This is honestly the best. This has been the best episode.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the year. This is the great way to

0:57:48.280 --> 0:57:51.880
<v Speaker 2>start the year out. Yeah, you're wondering if I'm banging

0:57:51.920 --> 0:57:55.520
<v Speaker 2>your girlfriend. We're gonna leave it right there. Make sure

0:57:55.640 --> 0:57:58.800
<v Speaker 2>you come back. That's it. That's all I want you

0:57:58.880 --> 0:58:00.960
<v Speaker 2>to do is come back, right Do you want me

0:58:01.000 --> 0:58:03.400
<v Speaker 2>to come back? No? You can leave? Oh fuck, you

0:58:03.400 --> 0:58:07.080
<v Speaker 2>can leave the things and leave your password and go

0:58:07.480 --> 0:58:10.800
<v Speaker 2>like comics, subscribe, tell your friends that, tell friends that,

0:58:10.920 --> 0:58:14.080
<v Speaker 2>tell other friends and like do that. Also, if you're

0:58:14.120 --> 0:58:17.720
<v Speaker 2>a gay man on Bumbo that I've swiped no to,

0:58:19.280 --> 0:58:21.440
<v Speaker 2>just let me know what the algorithm is. Did I

0:58:21.480 --> 0:58:24.000
<v Speaker 2>put the information in the wrong way? You're so stupid.

0:58:24.800 --> 0:58:27.200
<v Speaker 2>Do my pictures look too? Butch, I just want to

0:58:27.200 --> 0:58:29.320
<v Speaker 2>know what pictures you got on there? I mean it's

0:58:29.320 --> 0:58:34.320
<v Speaker 2>like my Facebook profile photo. So I saw the the

0:58:34.480 --> 0:58:37.000
<v Speaker 2>color purple one you got going on there? Who can

0:58:37.040 --> 0:58:41.800
<v Speaker 2>go ahead? Scarfhone? It's just your profile? What now? Which

0:58:41.800 --> 0:58:44.720
<v Speaker 2>one do you have? Oh? That? Wait? What dude? We

0:58:44.720 --> 0:58:48.960
<v Speaker 2>gotta we gotta go. This is why Adrian is leaving. Guys,

0:58:49.040 --> 0:58:53.000
<v Speaker 2>Happy New Year. Thank you for supporting us all last year,

0:58:53.080 --> 0:58:55.600
<v Speaker 2>and it's gonna be even bigger. It's gonna be a

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<v Speaker 2>big year, bigger, blacker, gayer, louder, ashier this year. Yes, anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks guys, Bye bye,