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Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, Welcome to the Unofficial expos Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Happy New Year, Happy New Year. Okay, this is

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Speaker 2: already not going the way that I feel like it

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Speaker 2: should be going. Happy New Year, Marie. We take this

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Speaker 2: from the top. No, I think this is good, of

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Speaker 2: course you do. Welcome to the Unofficial Expert Podcast with

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Speaker 2: Sydney and her male friend Marie. I feel like I

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Speaker 2: had gotten my voice back and now it's this again,

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Speaker 2: but like it's like a light man voice. This is

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Speaker 2: a voice that I know you as. This is truly

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Speaker 2: your voice. Honestly, this I feel like this is also

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Speaker 2: my voice. This is your personality. I don't remember really

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Speaker 2: dry and masculine voice, the real dry giry partched. Let

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Speaker 2: me sip some water. Actually, you know, I got my

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Speaker 2: my humid fire and oiled a fuse are prollucting right now. Uh,

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Speaker 2: you're sticking your head because that's what you should have

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Speaker 2: got me for Christmas. But it's not what Oh my god,

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Speaker 2: we gonna talk about this again. I got you to

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Speaker 2: two leather I just listen, I just real quick. Wanted

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Speaker 2: is just recaps. I got you too leather. I got

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Speaker 2: the two leathers. So Sidney got me some some real

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Speaker 2: messy Christmas gloves. So OJ Simpson gloves I did, and

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Speaker 2: then she, you know, she redeemed herself by getting me

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Speaker 2: two really key pairs of gloves. I got you the O. J.

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Speaker 2: Simpson gloves because I'm funny. I was being funny. He

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Speaker 2: was being last minute, and you was being desperate funny.

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Speaker 1: Cis di desparation in math fucking kmar yo. Even even

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Speaker 1: the salesperson was like, you want to leather gloves here?

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Speaker 2: I said, yeah, here. The people who work at Kmar

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Speaker 2: don't even shop at Kmar. They said, h yeah. If

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Speaker 2: you finding me in the in the garbage can near

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Speaker 2: the bathroom, they were like, you know all Target is

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Speaker 2: opened up in Manhattan. It's not that far from here,

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Speaker 2: and you were like, I don't have time anyway. So Sasha,

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Speaker 2: one of our friends through comedy, you know, he comes

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Speaker 2: to see the shows. He supports us here and on

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Speaker 2: the bonus episodes and regular episodes whatever. He listened to

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Speaker 2: the episode and was like, yeah, I'm tired of listening

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Speaker 2: to Marie. I'm like a man, So I will get

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Speaker 2: the humidifier. So I just got it and it's plugged

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Speaker 2: right now, and it's beautiful it's a beautiful thing. It's

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Speaker 2: making my rooms smell like lemon grass.

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Speaker 1: I'm quite jealous because I'm like, damn, why did I

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Speaker 1: ask for a humanifier?

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Speaker 2: But I have one. I already have one.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I can't put no oils and shit in it,

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Speaker 1: but it's a larger one for a larger room, and

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Speaker 1: I'm very appreciative of it's I mean, it's not mine,

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Speaker 1: it's Adrians.

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Speaker 2: But you know, okay, so Sidney, you are one of these,

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Speaker 2: like it's I wanted two kids? I am? Why is that?

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Speaker 2: Can we get into that? I am because you act

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Speaker 2: like an only child, but I know that you're not.

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Speaker 2: But I am an only child. I am.

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Speaker 1: I didn't grow up with my brother sister. They are

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Speaker 1: eighteen nineteen years.

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Speaker 2: Older than Let's get into how your mom was hoeing

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Speaker 2: for a cool twenty four hermona was getting down with

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Speaker 2: the get down. She I don't know what happened, man,

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Speaker 2: she I don't know. She's how old was she was?

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Speaker 2: She had thirty something, thirty something, So she's like, your

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Speaker 2: mom is like ninety now.

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Speaker 1: No, bitch, fuck you. My mother is, well, let's do

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Speaker 1: the math. I think she's in Shut up, Marie we're

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Speaker 1: not doing the freaking math.

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Speaker 2: Just know that she's older. Want to be in her early,

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Speaker 2: don't you, dare y, don't you dare Your brother and

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Speaker 2: and your mom was fifth thirty when she had them,

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Speaker 2: so that's me fifty. She was thirty when she had you. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: thirty something, so she was ten when she had your

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Speaker 2: brother and sister. Now can we can we break this

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Speaker 2: math down? Dude? That don't make no sense. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I don't think you know how old your mom was

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Speaker 2: was twenty something when she had my sister. No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 2: not twenty something. That means you they're not eighteen years

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Speaker 2: older than you, dude. They are definitely eighteen years older

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Speaker 2: than me. Well, let's do thirty five minus eighteen, okay,

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Speaker 2: because I feel like, dude, man, you want to see

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Speaker 2: you do it. You're my way thirty five and I

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Speaker 2: don't trust you, so let me see the calculator. Seventeen. No,

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Speaker 2: well that's not true. Your mom was seventeen when she

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Speaker 2: had both your brother and sister. No, she she I

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Speaker 2: twenty Okay, so she was twelve. The story is real.

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Speaker 2: My mom is a lying dude. She was thirty eight

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Speaker 1: I believe that she was thirty eight when she had

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Speaker 1: me because I feel like she was done. She was

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Speaker 1: tired when she had That's why I lived in California.

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Speaker 1: I lived in California as soon as I was two.

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Speaker 1: I was in California from two to thirteen. She didn't

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Speaker 1: even really take care of me, no offense. Shout out

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Speaker 1: to Ramona for doing her best.

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Speaker 2: If you want to be on the podcasts as the

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Speaker 2: old mom expert, no, I mean where were We also

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Speaker 2: expend that we've also sending the invitation to Janet Jackson

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Speaker 2: because she's fifty. Yea, she had a Washin's son.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't have to listen. You don't have to

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Speaker 1: be a certain age to have a child.

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Speaker 2: Yes you do, actually, because your eggs dry up and

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Speaker 2: they die. Oh my god, there's at Okay, all jokes aside.

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Speaker 2: You think push it to the limit, you could be

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Speaker 2: you could be seventy baby. Listen, push it to the limit,

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Speaker 2: figure out, find out. People never know, you never know.

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Speaker 2: You do know. You go through menopause, you can't have

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Speaker 2: kids no more. That's science and god really sick. Janet

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Speaker 2: had it when she was fifty, so there's hope. Yes,

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Speaker 2: but you can't have a baby for your entire life. No, no, no,

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Speaker 2: no no. I feel like fifty is the cutoff. Fifty

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Speaker 2: to cut off. I don't want to be old. I don't.

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Speaker 2: You can't be grandma mom. So you think fifty is grandmama,

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Speaker 2: Grandma mom, Yeah, Grandma Mo, fifty. That means when your

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Speaker 2: kid is ten, you sixty. Kids like, yo, ma, let's

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Speaker 2: go take a sled down. You're like, no, my hip

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Speaker 2: not good. You know this the titanium hip. I'm waiting

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Speaker 2: from high school and you are seventy No, you're like

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Speaker 2: sixty seven. Yeah, that's not gonna work. That's grandma mom.

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Speaker 2: You know you might not even see a kid graduate

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Speaker 2: from college. I'm trying to take finals and I'm getting

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Speaker 2: a call. Hey, your mom fell out to nursing home,

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Speaker 2: and it's like, wait, what I'm trying to take you?

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Speaker 1: I know, or your or your mom passes away before

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Speaker 1: you even get to college. So actually people will get

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Speaker 1: a GoFundMe together and get you, get you more money.

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Speaker 1: So maybe it's better that.

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Speaker 2: That your mom died. Wow. What did you say about

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Speaker 2: your mom last night on the phone that made me

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Speaker 2: want to hang up on you? Went today? Oh oh,

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Speaker 2: Sidney said, tell from what we're talking about, her mom

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Speaker 2: turning up, her mom having men at the house. No

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Speaker 2: I this, Sydney said, I can tell about the way

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Speaker 2: she walk, Ramona, don't do anal and did. Why would

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Speaker 2: you say that your mom I hang out with way

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Speaker 2: too many white people because the way I talk about

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Speaker 2: first of all, I'll call my mother by her first name,

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Speaker 2: which is a white person, moved super rude, classic, It's

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Speaker 1: It's like it's almost like she didn't raise me. Well

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Speaker 1: she did, she did, but I mean it's almost like

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Speaker 1: she's not my mom, but she is.

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Speaker 2: I love you, Mom. I love you. If you listen

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Speaker 2: to the podcast, I love you so much. If you

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Speaker 2: listen to the podcast, please come on the podcast and

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Speaker 2: come and be our church lady expert or something. Really

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Speaker 2: lady who wear hats in the house expert.

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Speaker 1: No, actually, my mother's very free when she's home. She

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Speaker 1: barely wears clothes.

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Speaker 2: Should be naked at that, that's an old lady move.

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Speaker 2: Her mom is not in her sixties. Your mom is

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Speaker 2: in her late eighties, mid to late eighties. Ah, people

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Speaker 2: stay naked. Oh, they were that that extra large yo.

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Speaker 2: I remember.

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Speaker 1: I remember in high school, Yo, I would always see

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Speaker 1: my mother's titties.

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Speaker 2: I would be just like yo.

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Speaker 1: Honestly, Mom put on a bra and she's like, especially

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Speaker 1: in the summertime, she's like, oh, I will not, I cannot,

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Speaker 2: Will you be that comfortable you think around your kids

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Speaker 2: just titty like shirtless.

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Speaker 1: There's a part of me that's like, ill, that's nasty,

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Speaker 1: And there's another part that it's like, it's just titties, but.

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Speaker 2: It sounds like most of the parts of you are

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Speaker 2: what's saying that's nasty space because they were so long.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, damn, Mom, roll those ships up. They're as

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Speaker 2: long as jeans. I was like, dude, you know how

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Speaker 2: like I got to like reroll it and it's never

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Speaker 2: quite rolled straight. That's what That's what she had to

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Speaker 2: do that my mom's boobs.

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Speaker 1: But honestly, it taught me to just be free with

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Speaker 1: whenever we were like changing in a locker room and

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Speaker 1: Well I was flat chested, so honestly, it was like

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Speaker 2: It was like said, turn around, all your lie you're

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Speaker 2: looking right at me. Okay, I got it. Yeah, well

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Speaker 2: that was pretty much the situation. But it just made

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Speaker 1: I mean, now that I'm where I'm at, you know,

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Speaker 1: my boobs are faked, so I don't care, but I that's.

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Speaker 2: What I'm saying. You will be. You'll be at your

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Speaker 2: kids dance recital with a see through blouse on like

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Speaker 2: that's my daughter in the back because you know you

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Speaker 2: can't whisper, so it's gonna be real loud and uh,

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Speaker 2: you're gonna be on snap and your boobs are gonna

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Speaker 2: be on your kids. You think I'm gonna make that

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Speaker 2: kind of Yep, You're gonna be a cool mom. What

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Speaker 2: y'all talking about listen, I would rather you guys smoke

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Speaker 2: in the house. I would never be that mom. I

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Speaker 2: would be the mom that's like, listen, whatever you do.

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Speaker 2: Never have a diary because that's gay, and you're gonna

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Speaker 2: be a gay lady telling people what's gay.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, diary, No diaries, No expressing your emotions too much.

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Speaker 2: That's a lie. That's not You're not any of those.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna be like you go. Your kids are gonna

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Speaker 2: wake up, you know how like kids will wake up

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Speaker 2: and sleep in their parents' bed. They're gonna wake up

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Speaker 2: and you're gonna be in their band. I just I

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Speaker 2: just wanted to make sure, can we can we check it?

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Speaker 2: That's you. That's so me. You won't be real annoying. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Well, because like I said, I didn't grow up with

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Speaker 1: my brother and sister. I was pretty much the only

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Speaker 1: child forever. When I came back to New York, my

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Speaker 1: mother adopted my niece.

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Speaker 2: So he said to me, I wish I knew you better.

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Speaker 2: I was eating cheesecake in Williamsborg okay at midnight when

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Speaker 2: How do you know we are? Because I was sitting

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Speaker 1: shit that you say because you always saying so much girl. I,

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Speaker 2: Second, I also don't remember saying that at the show.

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Speaker 2: I don't remember that either. I don't remember that. But

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Speaker 2: when he said get you we're both on the queue.

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Speaker 2: Let me get you a drink tonight, I was like,

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Speaker 1: And you know what, but the cute thing is is

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Speaker 2: I don't see that in the movies. So this is like,

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Speaker 2: of all, the stalker episode. I teach you nothing. What

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Speaker 2: this Rashida's stalker episode. I mean, but Rashida's getting shoes

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Speaker 2: and stuff. This is just you know, this is light.

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Speaker 2: This is like the preliminaries of stalking. This is the

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Speaker 2: qualifying round for stockh huh okay. So then he says,

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Speaker 2: I was like, He's like, get off at the seventh avenue.

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Speaker 2: Let me know when you're arriving. I'll be at the

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Speaker 2: station to meet you. That one o four in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Fucking crazy, that was already he How bold is this

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Speaker 2: man who's wearing.

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Speaker 1: A shriveled up cardigan. Well, let me not be mean, yes,

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Speaker 2: Train as one am listen, listen, but listen to this.

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Speaker 2: The way that he looks doesn't equal the way that

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Speaker 2: he's talking to me. But that's how it wor that's

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Speaker 2: not how it works.

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Speaker 1: No, it is because the good looking dudes, they're gonna

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Speaker 1: be like, yo, you're gonna come to me. I'm not

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Speaker 1: But the guys who don't look good, they're they're the ones.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and they like yea yea yea yea yea yea

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Speaker 2: get jag is that I look too good for you

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Speaker 2: to have my phone number? One? Well, you're very confident that, sis.

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Speaker 2: I was this confident last year. They're real confident year

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Speaker 2: New Year, Save me, I said. He said, good night, beautiful,

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Speaker 2: I call you tomorrow. I didn't respond. Then he texted

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Speaker 2: me yesterday Marie, let's be for drinks Friday night. And

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Speaker 2: what time he text you? Yesterday? Nine fifty seven pm.

428
00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:38,600
Speaker 2: I didn't respond.

429
00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:41,080
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, see, first of all, if you want to

430
00:20:41,119 --> 00:20:43,600
Speaker 1: make plans, you gotta hit me midday, which you hit

431
00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:45,880
Speaker 1: me late at night. I'm late at night, but two

432
00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:48,959
Speaker 1: days in advance though, No, but it's still late at night.

433
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,159
Speaker 1: I might be missing your text you you work right,

434
00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:53,800
Speaker 1: you're a comedian. My hours around I was at that

435
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,840
Speaker 1: business hours. He got nerve he do got nerve. Also,

436
00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:58,920
Speaker 1: I got two shows on Friday night. I'm booked and

437
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,560
Speaker 1: busy booked, busy blessed me.

438
00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:04,480
Speaker 2: Right, So this morning twelve thirty four PM one two,

439
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:07,000
Speaker 2: three four, make a wish. I hope you're writing me

440
00:21:07,119 --> 00:21:10,399
Speaker 2: an essay, but seriously, let me know by five or

441
00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:15,840
Speaker 2: I'll ask another woman the audacity of this regular Well,

442
00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:19,040
Speaker 2: rap it f D rap it, I said, D. I said,

443
00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:21,359
Speaker 2: I waited, legit. Two minutes later responded, you know what,

444
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:25,120
Speaker 2: I'm good ask another woman. You got way too. I'm confident,

445
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:27,640
Speaker 2: but I feel like it's justified. Didn't rap it up?

446
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:30,560
Speaker 2: Then you're gonna tell me I have until five o'clock

447
00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:32,560
Speaker 2: to hit you up, or you're gonna ask another woman.

448
00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:36,840
Speaker 2: You could ask another dog. Okay, you could ask another

449
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:40,919
Speaker 2: white man. You could ask another wizard, you could ask anybody.

450
00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:43,280
Speaker 2: You could ask God on a date. It's not gonna

451
00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:47,600
Speaker 2: happen a You're not my type. I legit was just

452
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:50,400
Speaker 2: in it for like a drink and a story.

453
00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:53,440
Speaker 1: Right, you're gonna say that on the podcast is absolutely

454
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:56,560
Speaker 1: you're deterring your future people.

455
00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:58,520
Speaker 2: I don't want to date anybody who listen to the podcast.

456
00:21:58,920 --> 00:21:59,480
Speaker 2: That's a fact.

457
00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:02,760
Speaker 1: Because you know, if you are Marine's type, you should

458
00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:08,879
Speaker 1: stop listening in one, two, three, stop listening now.

459
00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:11,840
Speaker 2: I hope you're writing me an essay. If I don't

460
00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:14,440
Speaker 2: hear from you by five, I'm asking someone else.

461
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:17,360
Speaker 1: He sounds like somebody who's like at least forty, he's crazy.

462
00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:19,520
Speaker 1: That's a forty year old man. Look a cool forty.

463
00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:22,480
Speaker 1: He's like, well, if you don't write me back, I'm

464
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:23,960
Speaker 1: gonna talk to another woman.

465
00:22:24,119 --> 00:22:26,280
Speaker 2: But I know he's old because he kept calling me.

466
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:29,359
Speaker 2: Who calls people that's rude? And he called you on

467
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:31,800
Speaker 2: a house on a house phone on the landline. He

468
00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:37,040
Speaker 2: hit you with a rotary on. He got a rotary telephone.

469
00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:45,439
Speaker 2: He's a seven one. His phone is two pieces, like

470
00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:49,880
Speaker 2: the ear pa a piece and the mouthpiece and other piece. Hello, yes, operator,

471
00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:53,960
Speaker 2: can you gotta be repofsing please? I got a telegram

472
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:57,080
Speaker 2: message coming through. He sent a carrier pigeon too my house,

473
00:22:57,280 --> 00:23:01,480
Speaker 2: and I was like, ew, that rat got He sent

474
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:05,680
Speaker 2: you one of those singing telegrams. Hello, miss Marie, you

475
00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:08,920
Speaker 2: better be right me an essay. I better hear from

476
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:11,240
Speaker 2: you by five five see you on the cue chain?

477
00:23:11,359 --> 00:23:16,400
Speaker 2: And what a so? I blocked him. I sent that message.

478
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:19,240
Speaker 2: I didn't even want the response back. I just blocked

479
00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:23,720
Speaker 2: caller immediately. Giry ban bougie. But you know what, he

480
00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:27,080
Speaker 2: probably won't be at the next show. You think, listen

481
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:31,240
Speaker 2: somebody like that, just the the level of confidence he

482
00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:34,359
Speaker 2: gonna show up and be like, what happened? That's what's

483
00:23:34,359 --> 00:23:38,840
Speaker 2: gonna happen. Sidebar, side note, where are my stalkers? Okay?

484
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:42,400
Speaker 1: I would like some stalkers in twenty eighteen, that's stalkers.

485
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:44,960
Speaker 1: But I just want some over zealous fans, you know,

486
00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:47,040
Speaker 1: somebody to just come through and be like.

487
00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:48,760
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I heard you were having like a

488
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:51,840
Speaker 2: crazy week. I brought you this, you know, bors Head

489
00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:54,200
Speaker 2: sandwich with extra cheese, Like that's what I want. I

490
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:57,640
Speaker 2: want that sandwich also comes with a side of dicto.

491
00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:00,000
Speaker 2: If it's a chick she wiped you know, she wiped

492
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:02,760
Speaker 2: the rye bread in her cat. You think she wiped

493
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:04,520
Speaker 2: it in her vagina and then she put it back.

494
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:07,800
Speaker 2: I just want some over zealous thing. I don't want

495
00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:11,480
Speaker 2: over zealous anything. I just want men, maybe some women,

496
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:14,919
Speaker 2: to buy my food and buy my alcohol and then

497
00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:21,439
Speaker 2: like good conversation, zero sexual expectations, you know, unless they're sexy,

498
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:22,399
Speaker 2: and then twenty.

499
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:25,320
Speaker 1: Eighteen boot in twenty eighteen, I don't see that happening.

500
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:27,600
Speaker 2: You really, you know what I need? I need like

501
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:31,920
Speaker 2: a like a like a financie, a financier or a

502
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:34,880
Speaker 2: real estate muggle who's on the DL and just needs

503
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:37,159
Speaker 2: like a cool life. So you want you want to

504
00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:39,600
Speaker 2: be somebody's purse. I want to be somebody's purse vers

505
00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:44,120
Speaker 2: per first, you know what I mean, somebody exactly, I'll

506
00:24:44,119 --> 00:24:46,720
Speaker 2: walk in before them, and then you know, like and

507
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,240
Speaker 2: that if it's a gay person, it don't even matter

508
00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:52,679
Speaker 2: what they look like. Dude, just like a beautiful gay man,

509
00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:55,200
Speaker 2: he's beautiful to somebody.

510
00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:57,040
Speaker 1: If he First of all, if you're with a beautiful man,

511
00:24:57,080 --> 00:25:00,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna assume that he don't really want you.

512
00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:07,160
Speaker 2: Wait, why I gotta okay, well break this. If I'm

513
00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:08,760
Speaker 2: with a beautiful man, you assume you don't want me,

514
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:13,159
Speaker 2: because why why come? I'm just gonna assume that he

515
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:19,800
Speaker 2: wants you? Plus plus three? Okay? Well you plus three? Sis? Oh,

516
00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:21,800
Speaker 2: I didn't even wait? What why would you say that

517
00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:24,960
Speaker 2: to me? Oh? Look at that? Look at that. Listen.

518
00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:26,720
Speaker 2: It's the year of the Yes, I might could do it.

519
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:29,120
Speaker 2: I think you could do it. You'd be like, long

520
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:34,320
Speaker 2: as I'm first, as long as you put your them

521
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:39,399
Speaker 2: in first. Yeah, I mean, I don't trust it all

522
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:40,440
Speaker 2: these dudes. This is it.

523
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:44,200
Speaker 1: I feel like this is the year that guys are

524
00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:47,400
Speaker 1: finally recognizing that they ain't ship and they're leaning into

525
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:47,800
Speaker 1: the ship.

526
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:50,480
Speaker 2: They're like, I'm gonna lean into it. Niggas is pulling,

527
00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:55,520
Speaker 2: they digs out, uh lucy k touching, jerking trees and

528
00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:58,520
Speaker 2: plants and whatnot. Dudes are gonna lean into that. They're like,

529
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:01,960
Speaker 2: let's do it. Dudes are leaning out of that. Do

530
00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:03,000
Speaker 2: you think they're leaning.

531
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:06,320
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, no, I think that right now,

532
00:26:06,359 --> 00:26:09,320
Speaker 1: it's hot, so they're like, Okay, we're gonna keep our

533
00:26:09,359 --> 00:26:11,879
Speaker 1: attendants out. We're not gonna do no crazy shit right now.

534
00:26:12,119 --> 00:26:14,240
Speaker 1: But as soon as it does settles, they're gonna be

535
00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:14,720
Speaker 1: right back on.

536
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:15,360
Speaker 2: They bullshit.

537
00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:20,240
Speaker 1: Men have been sexually harassing women for centuries. You think

538
00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:24,200
Speaker 1: they're gonna stop now because there's some blogs out here, get.

539
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,560
Speaker 2: The fuck out of here that I come on, now,

540
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:28,439
Speaker 2: come on now. Men have been.

541
00:26:28,359 --> 00:26:31,840
Speaker 1: Raping, cheating, stabbing, killing, doing all this, and you think

542
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:32,600
Speaker 1: they're gonna stop.

543
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:35,840
Speaker 2: They can't stop, won't stop. I mean, listen, they're just

544
00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:38,080
Speaker 2: gonna be a little bit smarter about pulling the dicks

545
00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:40,720
Speaker 2: out exactly and inviting people to up to their hotel

546
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:44,800
Speaker 2: rooms for three am meeting. It's true, But ladies, we

547
00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:48,359
Speaker 2: also have to be smart, right like whatever that whatever?

548
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:50,600
Speaker 2: Smart men, how badly do you want to go up

549
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:52,280
Speaker 2: to that hotel room and maybe get a dick on

550
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:54,520
Speaker 2: your forehead? No, this is what I'm saying.

551
00:26:55,119 --> 00:26:58,399
Speaker 1: Women need to work in pairs for I'm not that

552
00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:01,960
Speaker 1: I'm like code dependent, but I always hit you up like, hey,

553
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:02,640
Speaker 1: you want to come here?

554
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:03,119
Speaker 2: You want to come?

555
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:06,520
Speaker 1: I know how crazy it is to go out in

556
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:10,800
Speaker 1: these streets by yourself, late late at night with these

557
00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:12,719
Speaker 1: creeper jeeper streepers.

558
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:15,560
Speaker 2: No way, jeeper. You gotta have a friend, and you

559
00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:16,600
Speaker 2: gotta be known to.

560
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:18,680
Speaker 1: Be like yo, that person got a best friend that's

561
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:22,200
Speaker 1: always around. She's probably coming, So I better have enough

562
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:26,879
Speaker 1: dick for both of that. I better have a hit

563
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:28,920
Speaker 1: on her forehead and then her forehad.

564
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:31,359
Speaker 2: No but that person she always got a friend with her.

565
00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:34,160
Speaker 2: I'm gonna just bring my dusty greasy No, no, no, no, no,

566
00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:37,240
Speaker 2: let me tell you about rich dudes. Tell me about

567
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:39,000
Speaker 2: rich dudes, let me get my notebook.

568
00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:42,400
Speaker 1: Rich dudes with power, they don't want to share. They

569
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:44,760
Speaker 1: want to look like they got mad women around. They

570
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:47,080
Speaker 1: want to look like a boss. A dude that's like,

571
00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:48,720
Speaker 1: let me bring my other dusty friend.

572
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,720
Speaker 2: He don't want nothing. He don't want it. It's the one. No,

573
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:54,399
Speaker 2: he does want something. He's trying to bring a dusty

574
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:57,360
Speaker 2: friend to distract your friend. No no, no, no, no, he got

575
00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:59,680
Speaker 2: somebody for your girl. So like y'all will go in

576
00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:01,600
Speaker 2: your and he's like, all right, well, I god, you

577
00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:02,720
Speaker 2: all about self?

578
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:05,880
Speaker 1: Usis I was the friend that always went on these

579
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:09,520
Speaker 1: vacations with people and it would be one dude, one dude,

580
00:28:10,119 --> 00:28:11,119
Speaker 1: seven girls.

581
00:28:11,359 --> 00:28:14,159
Speaker 2: He not fucking seven girls. It's just one girl he

582
00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:17,560
Speaker 2: just wanted. But that's a different Okay, so that's a

583
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:19,760
Speaker 2: different level of man. Then we're not the dudes that

584
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:21,200
Speaker 2: I'm talking about, is like the good dudes that be

585
00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:22,200
Speaker 2: like we going to the tailor.

586
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:25,359
Speaker 1: Oh no, we're not thinking about those guys in twenty eighteen.

587
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:28,040
Speaker 2: We're not thinking about I'm talking about dudes that like

588
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:30,360
Speaker 2: they'd be like, all right, well, if you bring your friend,

589
00:28:30,359 --> 00:28:32,199
Speaker 2: I'm to bring my man with me. No, no, no, they

590
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:34,960
Speaker 2: talk about men in power. Okay, if a man is like,

591
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,159
Speaker 2: I'm bringing somebody else, he's like, I'm bringing my lawyer,

592
00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:42,440
Speaker 2: I representative, Yeah, my rep is here. Uh the person

593
00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:44,400
Speaker 2: who types shit out for people? What is it? What

594
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:48,479
Speaker 2: do you call them? A stenographer? My stenographers coming? Uh,

595
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:51,280
Speaker 2: they're not bringing they fucking friends. They fucking friends are busy.

596
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:54,120
Speaker 2: Listen speaking of dudes that are doing too much. I

597
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:57,640
Speaker 2: joined Bumble yesterday. Okay, let's let's open it real quick.

598
00:28:57,640 --> 00:28:59,200
Speaker 2: First of all, there are no sexy black men that

599
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:02,040
Speaker 2: are straight on bump. Secondly, all of the men that

600
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:07,200
Speaker 2: keep coming across my timeline look gay, like real pretty eyebrows.

601
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:09,800
Speaker 1: Be done, Marie, stick to this. You're gonna stick to

602
00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:12,680
Speaker 1: this ship. Look I'm just comment. Look look what does

603
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:14,760
Speaker 1: look gay? What does look gay?

604
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,760
Speaker 2: Like? Lips are like a little bit pursed, liter like

605
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:21,560
Speaker 2: really well manicured in the face like very well groomed.

606
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:24,840
Speaker 2: So you're saying, like the shirts the pictures be like shirtless,

607
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:28,120
Speaker 2: the butt be poked out, Like, I'm like, is this grinder?

608
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:32,000
Speaker 2: Am I on grinder? Right now? Marie? You're labeling men,

609
00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:33,240
Speaker 2: You're putting them in a box.

610
00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:35,560
Speaker 1: I can first we get mad that they look dusty

611
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:37,680
Speaker 1: and they got terrible sneakers. Then we upset that they

612
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:39,880
Speaker 1: got peers like they lips is all pushed up.

613
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:42,680
Speaker 2: And I'm like, listen, you want there was there's too

614
00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:46,400
Speaker 2: many dudes with like glossy moist lips. When popping up

615
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:46,880
Speaker 2: on my phone.

616
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:48,880
Speaker 1: First you are like, all these dudes is all ashy,

617
00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:52,080
Speaker 1: they dry. Their whole life is part So I'm upset.

618
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:54,600
Speaker 2: I've never said their whole life. That sounds like a

619
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:57,640
Speaker 2: you comment. That's not a me comment. Okay, so it'd

620
00:29:57,640 --> 00:30:00,080
Speaker 2: be so let me show you something, Okay, So this

621
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:06,960
Speaker 2: James flashpoint lead lead engineer. Okay, so this is this?

622
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:10,520
Speaker 2: The photo quality be terrible. That's a decent quality photo.

623
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:14,280
Speaker 2: But yeah, filter on nothing, as is engineer in midtown

624
00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:17,480
Speaker 2: probably watch more Bravo than you. What does that mean

625
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:19,840
Speaker 2: you watch more Bravo than me? Is that not something

626
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:20,920
Speaker 2: like a gay man does? No?

627
00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:23,680
Speaker 1: You know what happened? His little sister is doing his

628
00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:25,720
Speaker 1: bumble for him. She was like, oh, let me write

629
00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:26,840
Speaker 1: something funny and quirky.

630
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,040
Speaker 2: Look, that's a swipe, And I didn't know which way

631
00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:32,400
Speaker 2: to swipe for no, so I was swiping the wrong

632
00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:34,600
Speaker 2: way for a long time. Okay, we're just gonna swipe.

633
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:37,360
Speaker 1: No write that, he's somebody else wrote that for him. Here,

634
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:38,880
Speaker 1: I watch you than you.

635
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,720
Speaker 2: Matthew thirty nine. He works at Merrill Lynch. He's the

636
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:45,800
Speaker 2: vice president. He went at Cornell University. Okay in two thousand, right, Okay,

637
00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:51,120
Speaker 2: look at him all right? Look at this glasses on outside? Okay, yeah, yeah,

638
00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:54,680
Speaker 2: his angles are terrible. All recent photos six foot one.

639
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:56,840
Speaker 2: Because the thing that I appreciate about this app is

640
00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:58,880
Speaker 2: people tell you how tall they are because they already

641
00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:01,320
Speaker 2: know you won't ask them, but they can also what

642
00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:04,280
Speaker 2: l I E. Okay, but look but look at this?

643
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:08,760
Speaker 2: Does he look like he's six foot one? What does

644
00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:11,400
Speaker 2: that look to you? These look like a little five

645
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:12,960
Speaker 2: to eight. These look like lies.

646
00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:15,880
Speaker 1: It's cool and it looks like he shop said and

647
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:17,120
Speaker 1: Marnie exchange though.

648
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:21,520
Speaker 2: Okay, since it says Merrily Lynch, I'm just gonna hit like, Okay, cool, cool, cool.

649
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:24,280
Speaker 2: But it's just I'm looking at it's a lot of

650
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:26,840
Speaker 2: people kissing dogs on the mouth. It's a lot of

651
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:31,640
Speaker 2: uh like, It's just it's interesting. It's wasting my battery.

652
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:34,160
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go on ten dates and then I'm gonna

653
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:38,040
Speaker 2: delete that ten dates. I just want to tell you.

654
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:39,600
Speaker 2: From waitressing for a long time.

655
00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:43,120
Speaker 1: With these apps, these dudes, people think, oh, I'm gonna

656
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:45,000
Speaker 1: go out, I'm gonna get dinner, I'm gonna get drinks.

657
00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:46,560
Speaker 2: They be lining, they ship up.

658
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:48,239
Speaker 1: They're like, I'm gonna be thirty minutes here, then I'm

659
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:49,480
Speaker 1: gonna do forty five here.

660
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:51,560
Speaker 2: That's what I'm trying to do. Dude. Yeah, but I'm like,

661
00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:54,760
Speaker 2: that's not a fucking date. That's speed dating on your

662
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:57,520
Speaker 2: own terms. And it's just like, but am I paying

663
00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:01,160
Speaker 2: real question? Okay, it's what you want in thirty minutes

664
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:03,800
Speaker 2: with him, I'm I'm double stacking my dates too. I

665
00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:07,160
Speaker 2: had this dude. He would come in all the time.

666
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:10,920
Speaker 2: I mean he looked like he was an accounting He

667
00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:13,760
Speaker 2: didn't even look like he he worked for HBO or

668
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:17,360
Speaker 2: something like that. And give me the physical description though,

669
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:20,800
Speaker 2: what did he look like Steve BUSHMI in the face. No,

670
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:25,240
Speaker 2: Steve Bi a younger Steve Bush A young Steve Bi

671
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:29,800
Speaker 2: is just an oh that's wrinkled, ugly Steve.

672
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:33,080
Speaker 1: He always looked like, okay, so you come in. He

673
00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:34,960
Speaker 1: would have like, you know, one of them camp or

674
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:36,400
Speaker 1: vest jump on was he tall?

675
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:39,640
Speaker 2: Was he skinny? What was Steve? I'm looking at Steve baby.

676
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:42,800
Speaker 2: He five nine, five ten.

677
00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:45,880
Speaker 1: But you know, when you're older, your back kind of

678
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:50,640
Speaker 1: you kind of hunched over, like quasi motive and hunchback

679
00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:51,800
Speaker 1: of Notre Dame Titan.

680
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:54,480
Speaker 2: But anyway, he would come in. He would always have

681
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:57,560
Speaker 2: fucking dates he killed. He has so many days line up,

682
00:32:57,560 --> 00:32:59,720
Speaker 2: it's ridiculous. So he would come in. I was Steve

683
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:02,720
Speaker 2: wasn't ugly when he was young? No, no, no, I'm

684
00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:06,120
Speaker 2: not saying he's ugly. He just always looks pause the

685
00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:08,120
Speaker 2: podcast right now, look up, Steve Buchemy. I mean it's

686
00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:10,479
Speaker 2: not cute, but you said no, But he's giving you

687
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:13,680
Speaker 2: artsy and d vibe, giving you big eyed. We live

688
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:17,520
Speaker 2: in Williamsburg, like currently vibes. Yeah, leave you, leave you

689
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:19,800
Speaker 2: for your mom top vibes. Okay.

690
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:22,880
Speaker 1: So he would come in and he would give me

691
00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:26,600
Speaker 1: the rundown. He's like, I got this he looks terrible

692
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:31,560
Speaker 1: with hair, Steve. Yeah, he would be like, so I

693
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:33,160
Speaker 1: got this one. He would give me the run down.

694
00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:35,480
Speaker 1: He's like, I got this woman. You know she's not

695
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:38,760
Speaker 1: that friendly, but you know, I want to see how

696
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:43,560
Speaker 1: this goes I'm getting her one drink after one drink,

697
00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:47,520
Speaker 1: close me out, he said, close me out. He's like,

698
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:50,760
Speaker 1: bring the check so she knows the dal oh, so

699
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:52,720
Speaker 1: he was already like telling you to bring the check

700
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:55,720
Speaker 1: out the one drink. He's like, I'm only getting her

701
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:59,680
Speaker 1: one drink because I'm gonna leave and then I'm gonna

702
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:02,520
Speaker 1: come back. But I'm gonna act like I'm leaving because

703
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:04,600
Speaker 1: I got another date. So he would stay in the

704
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:05,840
Speaker 1: same spot, bitch.

705
00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:06,960
Speaker 2: He's like, I'm not leaving.

706
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:09,520
Speaker 1: This is my good chair. He would be like, this

707
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:12,040
Speaker 1: is the seat that I want. He's like, LA is

708
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:14,640
Speaker 1: hitting me perfectly right now? Ghost and he but no, no, no.

709
00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:18,240
Speaker 1: He would come at weird hours, at like five thirty six.

710
00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:21,879
Speaker 1: So it's like, hmm, did you rush out of work

711
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:24,880
Speaker 1: to meet up here because work ends at six.

712
00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:29,319
Speaker 2: No, some people would work till five. Do you don't

713
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:33,960
Speaker 2: even know how work works. But I know that nobody

714
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:36,880
Speaker 2: else would be in the bar at that time. It

715
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:39,000
Speaker 2: is so early. The only people who are at that

716
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:40,799
Speaker 2: time are people who having business meetings.

717
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:44,879
Speaker 1: Okay, so he and O catch this. He would use

718
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:47,920
Speaker 1: his corporate card, so you know he writing these dates

719
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:51,040
Speaker 1: off and he would stop he would stop at eight

720
00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:53,520
Speaker 1: because I'd be like, I guess that's when the corporate

721
00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:54,200
Speaker 1: card ends.

722
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:56,720
Speaker 2: He's like, oh, well, I can't have no real swipe.

723
00:34:57,160 --> 00:35:00,719
Speaker 2: I had two because that's when the car gets the

724
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:04,080
Speaker 2: collect Yeah or no. You just like he's set it

725
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:06,560
Speaker 2: up to make it look like he's having business meetings

726
00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:10,080
Speaker 2: when it's really dates. So how many people would you

727
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:12,200
Speaker 2: have come in at a time, like on a day? Uh?

728
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:18,239
Speaker 2: One time the kicker was four. He stayed from five,

729
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:20,200
Speaker 2: but you kept getting up to act like he was leaving.

730
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:21,720
Speaker 2: He did that four times.

731
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:26,239
Speaker 1: Yes, he did it four times, and every time I

732
00:35:26,239 --> 00:35:28,480
Speaker 1: had to act like I didn't know him, And I said,

733
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:29,440
Speaker 1: look at me getting my.

734
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:32,440
Speaker 2: Little acting on. I mean, I mean I was treating

735
00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:33,719
Speaker 2: him like I don't know who the fuck he was.

736
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:36,279
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, what would you like? That's just

737
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:39,360
Speaker 2: you at work, that's not you acting. That's but I

738
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:42,480
Speaker 2: would put it on a little extra like, yeah, would

739
00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:43,880
Speaker 2: you like that doesn't sound like you don't know what?

740
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,000
Speaker 2: That sounds like you are annoying because you've seen him

741
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:49,279
Speaker 2: all day, that's what. That's what that's because you owe me,

742
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:52,160
Speaker 2: and what do you want? No? No, no, hey, Steve,

743
00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:56,960
Speaker 2: I don't know who you are. But I never said again. No.

744
00:35:57,120 --> 00:35:57,640
Speaker 2: One time.

745
00:35:57,800 --> 00:35:59,880
Speaker 1: One time he blew his own spy. He's like, oh,

746
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:04,399
Speaker 1: you gonna act like you don't know me. I was like, okay, Chris.

747
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:07,360
Speaker 2: I try. I'm trying to help you here, bro, But

748
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:09,000
Speaker 2: what would the tip look like? What was the tip

749
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:11,360
Speaker 2: situation he would get? He'd pay cash and sometimes and

750
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:13,239
Speaker 2: he yes, but if I'm seeing you four times in

751
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:14,799
Speaker 2: one night, how much am I tipping you?

752
00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:19,520
Speaker 1: He gave me twenty percent on everything, but he's only

753
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:21,520
Speaker 1: getting he's only getting two drinks.

754
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:24,240
Speaker 2: You see what I'm saying. Two drinks that's like thirty

755
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:29,000
Speaker 2: something dollars, and thirty is what six dollars? H So

756
00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:32,160
Speaker 2: six times four is twenty four. Yeah, so you're getting

757
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:35,160
Speaker 2: twenty four dollars for your time. It's not enough for

758
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:36,359
Speaker 2: four hours of being there.

759
00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:39,000
Speaker 1: But but listen, when he would give me the cash,

760
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:39,759
Speaker 1: he would give me the cash.

761
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:42,880
Speaker 2: It's a tip, So everything's cash. So what that mean

762
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:44,160
Speaker 2: you wasn't sharing it with the buzzers?

763
00:36:44,239 --> 00:36:47,239
Speaker 1: Oh fuck you no, But I'm just saying I appreciate

764
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:47,720
Speaker 1: the cash.

765
00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:49,480
Speaker 2: That means he was thinking about it.

766
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:53,360
Speaker 1: And then this one dude, he came in he had

767
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:56,359
Speaker 1: two dates. One date it was an older woman and

768
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:58,799
Speaker 1: you know she was I thought she was beautiful. She

769
00:36:58,840 --> 00:36:59,960
Speaker 1: walks it about from He's like.

770
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:04,319
Speaker 2: Oh, look, can you believe he's like her pictures are

771
00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:07,719
Speaker 2: so wrong that she looked nothing like that?

772
00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:10,319
Speaker 1: And then it shows me he's looking around and he

773
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:12,959
Speaker 1: shows me a picture of her, and I was like, yes,

774
00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:16,360
Speaker 1: this was lying. She put on that that pretty filter

775
00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:17,319
Speaker 1: on Instagram.

776
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:19,719
Speaker 2: Well when she said you thought she was pretty, well,

777
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:22,680
Speaker 2: she was pretty, but she described her face to the listeners,

778
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:26,600
Speaker 2: she looked a lot younger in the photos that's on

779
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:30,359
Speaker 2: the old photos that she threw a filter on. Yes,

780
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:31,279
Speaker 2: it was like she.

781
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:33,880
Speaker 1: No, these were filter on filters, Like she was pretty,

782
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:37,400
Speaker 1: but she looked way better in the She looked like

783
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:41,520
Speaker 1: an Instagram model on these these profiles.

784
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:43,759
Speaker 2: But the people listening need the visual, dude, what does

785
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:44,319
Speaker 2: she look like?

786
00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:52,480
Speaker 1: She was giving me Susan Sarandon vibes at like in person, No,

787
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:58,400
Speaker 1: Susan Sarandon at her best but with a filter on.

788
00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:01,040
Speaker 2: Okay, But in in real life she looked like what

789
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:03,719
Speaker 2: Ashley Judd naw Jamie Lee Curtis, who does she what

790
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:07,160
Speaker 2: does she look like? Susan Sarandon.

791
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:11,520
Speaker 1: You keep saying that name with no makeup one because

792
00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:16,520
Speaker 1: Susan Sarandon is pretty. She's pretty like for an older woman.

793
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:19,799
Speaker 1: Like she's having her boobs out. Yes, she had her

794
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:23,400
Speaker 1: boobs out. Susan Abigail Surandon. Abigail is really like the

795
00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:24,960
Speaker 1: whitest woman name in the world.

796
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:27,200
Speaker 2: Yes, but look at her, look at her. Look at

797
00:38:27,239 --> 00:38:32,000
Speaker 2: the younger pictures of her. Susan Sarandon young. Okay mm hmm.

798
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:35,920
Speaker 1: But like no makeup in the photos that she had,

799
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:36,319
Speaker 1: she was.

800
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:37,480
Speaker 2: Real done, like she had.

801
00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:41,920
Speaker 1: Like eyelash extensions. She had her hair all curled, fluffy

802
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:42,359
Speaker 1: and shit.

803
00:38:42,719 --> 00:38:45,000
Speaker 2: How old is Susan't Surandon that her baby pictures are

804
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:50,440
Speaker 2: all black and white? Oh my god, she's old. How

805
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:53,160
Speaker 2: old is she? I don't know, but look at these photos, dude,

806
00:38:53,239 --> 00:38:56,239
Speaker 2: like throwback her head shots. Her original headshots are black

807
00:38:56,239 --> 00:38:56,560
Speaker 2: and white.

808
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:59,600
Speaker 1: That's how she was giving it. Though she looks like

809
00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:03,799
Speaker 1: Misha Barton. Oh no, she definitely wish your wish. She

810
00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:08,520
Speaker 1: looked like her. Susan Susan is a classic okay whatever

811
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:10,840
Speaker 1: she's oh, and she stay with her titties out. She

812
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:13,760
Speaker 1: don't play like look at this she's given you full

813
00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:18,680
Speaker 1: cleavage anyway, this woman whatever he was, he was very rude.

814
00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:21,319
Speaker 1: He's showing me the pictures and then she comes back

815
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:23,920
Speaker 1: and he's like he's looking at me like.

816
00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:26,640
Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna close out now. So he closes.

817
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:28,200
Speaker 2: She went to the bathroom, and then he closed out

818
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:29,239
Speaker 2: and left before she came back out.

819
00:39:29,239 --> 00:39:33,279
Speaker 1: No, no, no, he closed out, and then he made her

820
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:38,359
Speaker 1: fucking pay for her drink what yes dirtback. So I

821
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:41,440
Speaker 1: was like, oh, dude, I'm giving you you're gonna or

822
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:44,799
Speaker 1: you're gonna order like top shelf. I'm giving you well

823
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:47,080
Speaker 1: like that, and I'm gonna charge you for the top shell.

824
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:51,480
Speaker 2: Oh absolutely, because you terrible. You're a terrible person. So

825
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:54,560
Speaker 2: then the next girl made her pay, made her pay.

826
00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:58,560
Speaker 2: That's horrible. And it was so embarrassing because the woman

827
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:02,960
Speaker 2: was kind of like like nice about it, like oh okay,

828
00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:05,640
Speaker 2: but then she's look, you could tell in her face

829
00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:09,520
Speaker 2: that she was doubting herself, like, well something wrong with me? Yeah,

830
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:12,000
Speaker 2: say that was your photos don't match the real product.

831
00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:14,839
Speaker 2: But still fuck you, dude, like you just like that gray.

832
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:18,680
Speaker 2: It's like fashion Nova verse like tap shop. But it

833
00:40:18,719 --> 00:40:22,200
Speaker 2: doesn't matter. This dude, he knows the game. But what

834
00:40:22,239 --> 00:40:25,560
Speaker 2: did he look like? Who would play him in a movie?

835
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:30,000
Speaker 2: He looked like Jeremy Piven. Well, of course he acted

836
00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:32,120
Speaker 2: like that. Then Jeremy Piven is a dick, and anybody

837
00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:33,759
Speaker 2: with his face is also a dick. Yeah, but he

838
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:36,080
Speaker 2: didn't look like he was Jeremy Piven with money. He

839
00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:39,680
Speaker 2: looked like a regular Jeremy Piven. If Jeremy Piven wasn't

840
00:40:39,719 --> 00:40:42,520
Speaker 2: in entourage, say Jeremy Piven one more time, Jeremy Piven.

841
00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:46,799
Speaker 1: But and then so she looked so sad, and I

842
00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:49,359
Speaker 1: felt bad. I was like, damn, so I ended.

843
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:51,440
Speaker 2: So you know what I did, That's what they did.

844
00:40:51,719 --> 00:40:54,319
Speaker 2: I took her drink off and I charged her for

845
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:59,160
Speaker 2: one dollar. I took her drink off and charged her

846
00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:01,200
Speaker 2: for one You trying to bang Susan Surrendon, No, But

847
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:03,720
Speaker 2: I just was like, fuck this dude. That was so mean.

848
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:07,120
Speaker 2: That's like not cool. That's gonna be me on dates.

849
00:41:07,239 --> 00:41:08,520
Speaker 2: Dudes is gonna get up. I'm gonna be like, you

850
00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:11,759
Speaker 2: know what, I gotta go. He said he was six three.

851
00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:15,319
Speaker 2: He's giving me six one vibes, So go ahead and

852
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:18,919
Speaker 2: tell him I died. And then that ship I saw

853
00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:20,680
Speaker 2: everybody around. I'd be like, hey, you don't even look

854
00:41:20,719 --> 00:41:24,960
Speaker 2: like his picture. You should do that. Pull the app.

855
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,680
Speaker 2: You don't even know how to spell. They're there and there,

856
00:41:27,719 --> 00:41:28,640
Speaker 2: so I should probably just.

857
00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:32,600
Speaker 1: Literally you watch more Bravo than me, like you know,

858
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:35,000
Speaker 1: like I feel like you doing it is funny, but

859
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:37,840
Speaker 1: a man doing it, that shit is rude and mean

860
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:40,640
Speaker 1: and it really fucks with people. It fucks with women,

861
00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:43,239
Speaker 1: like it's already bad enough, I mean going this is

862
00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:47,080
Speaker 1: with men. Also when women play them, that's something regular

863
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:49,200
Speaker 1: yes says yes, But that's something because somebody said this

864
00:41:49,239 --> 00:41:51,640
Speaker 1: to me once. He was like, he was like, it's

865
00:41:51,719 --> 00:41:56,919
Speaker 1: really scary approaching a woman because women usually say no.

866
00:41:57,120 --> 00:41:59,560
Speaker 1: And I was like, I guess, I guess I should

867
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:01,000
Speaker 1: give you a iin need me a credit when you

868
00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:02,919
Speaker 1: come approach me, but like, no, no, you gotta come

869
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:04,640
Speaker 1: correct when you step to me.

870
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:07,080
Speaker 2: But don't be messaging me. I hope you're writing me

871
00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:10,480
Speaker 2: an essay. You have until five or you know, I'm

872
00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:14,600
Speaker 2: gonna kill your dog. Guys, for them, this is training.

873
00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:17,279
Speaker 2: This is training day. They out here getting no no

874
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:19,160
Speaker 2: no no no no no no no. This is practice

875
00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:19,480
Speaker 2: for them.

876
00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:22,000
Speaker 1: So when they get the yes, they like ah, there's

877
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:24,600
Speaker 1: another yes, coming, I see that. Yet this is this

878
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:27,000
Speaker 1: is in practice, so no is nothing for them. They

879
00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:27,960
Speaker 1: know one know is coming.

880
00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:31,239
Speaker 2: No I can't they no one know is coming. But well,

881
00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:33,239
Speaker 2: you know what, we have gay guys listening to this, Hey,

882
00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:36,359
Speaker 2: all of our booze. What's the process for them? What's

883
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:39,800
Speaker 2: the process with when you're a lesbian? Like who approaches who? Okay?

884
00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:41,520
Speaker 2: How often do you get to know from a man

885
00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:43,839
Speaker 2: when you're a man? Okay, you're a female.

886
00:42:44,239 --> 00:42:47,480
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you this. Gay men look better. They

887
00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:51,240
Speaker 1: take them thet They're not gonna come up to you incorrect,

888
00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:53,520
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Their hairline isn't gonna be missing,

889
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:55,759
Speaker 1: They're gonna get a shape up, they gonna look clean.

890
00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:58,799
Speaker 2: They is gonna be starched and pressed. They don't have

891
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:02,600
Speaker 2: a nice outfit on. They're gonna approach you properly unless

892
00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:05,080
Speaker 2: they're in a messy ass lower East Side bar. But

893
00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:09,040
Speaker 2: other than that, like they they work out, they take

894
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:09,760
Speaker 2: care of themselves.

895
00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:12,120
Speaker 1: That's true, I mean most of them. So I feel

896
00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:14,360
Speaker 1: like it's all game for them. They all know like

897
00:43:15,239 --> 00:43:18,080
Speaker 1: who's gonna say no? It is like that's their confidence.

898
00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:21,600
Speaker 2: But they're also like putting in time to feel that confidence.

899
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:24,279
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm friends with many, many a gay

900
00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:28,319
Speaker 2: and right now where a lot of them are at,

901
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:32,839
Speaker 2: they're looking for relationships. They want to date like, they

902
00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:34,759
Speaker 2: want stuff that's serious and a lot of the game.

903
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:37,319
Speaker 1: Hey, Booth, it's not gonna be on grinder. You're not

904
00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:38,440
Speaker 1: gonna find love and grinder.

905
00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:40,759
Speaker 2: I mean. Also, if you're dating somebody who's married, it's

906
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:44,680
Speaker 2: probably not gonna end up well for you. You shade you.

907
00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:46,799
Speaker 2: I mean, but how many people do you know who

908
00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:50,360
Speaker 2: dating married people? Right now? I've been hearing a lot

909
00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:53,600
Speaker 2: of stories, a lot of people a lot, and it's like,

910
00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:55,480
Speaker 2: you're telling me you want to be in a relationship,

911
00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:58,160
Speaker 2: but you dating somebody who's already in a relationship.

912
00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:00,920
Speaker 1: I think it's a tough it's not even it's a

913
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:02,880
Speaker 1: tough one. First of all, it's wrong. Why would you

914
00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:05,959
Speaker 1: want somebody else's property? Like, get there's eight million people

915
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:09,239
Speaker 1: in New York City. Get somebody else. But if you're

916
00:44:09,239 --> 00:44:11,080
Speaker 1: in a situation like that, I've been there.

917
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:15,920
Speaker 2: You dated a married dude. Oh let's get into it. Wow, okay,

918
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:17,399
Speaker 2: we got some time. Let me see how much time

919
00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:21,239
Speaker 2: we have left to discuss your you and some men's infidelities. Dude,

920
00:44:21,239 --> 00:44:24,160
Speaker 2: you are a lifetime movie waiting to happen. Talk about

921
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:27,560
Speaker 2: you want an over zealous fan. You were an overzeales fan.

922
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:31,239
Speaker 2: You took somebody's man that says I was not a fan,

923
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:34,560
Speaker 2: though you were a fan of that duke. Anyway, I'm not.

924
00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:37,160
Speaker 1: Going to put out any of the names or anything.

925
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:38,839
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say the specifics at all.

926
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:45,080
Speaker 2: Well give us the give us the particulars. Met them working, okay,

927
00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:47,400
Speaker 2: at the job at the bar. Did you know that

928
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:50,919
Speaker 2: they were they were married? Yes, because you know, I'm

929
00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:54,080
Speaker 2: at the point in my life when I'm like, legit

930
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:56,520
Speaker 2: looking at people ring fingers down and I'm like you

931
00:44:56,640 --> 00:44:58,239
Speaker 2: in my face, but you got a ring on. But

932
00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:02,520
Speaker 2: I didn't know you looked, No, no, no, I just I

933
00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:05,040
Speaker 2: got history. So I already knew you got history. So

934
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:08,719
Speaker 2: you you were able to like forensically see the tan

935
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:12,200
Speaker 2: line on the ring finger. I can't give too much way,

936
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:14,040
Speaker 2: but just know that, I mean it sound like you

937
00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:15,000
Speaker 2: gave it all the way to him.

938
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:19,680
Speaker 1: Oh wow, you prepared, you prepared for that Hung Bong?

939
00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:23,160
Speaker 1: Yeah I did, and uh you know it was it

940
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:25,120
Speaker 1: was a so did who initiated.

941
00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:33,360
Speaker 2: You were him you sir? Wow? For some reason I

942
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:36,279
Speaker 2: had that feeling. I was like, he steps out, But

943
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:39,799
Speaker 2: why where sis were you? What? How dark was the

944
00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:41,640
Speaker 2: period in your life where this was going down that

945
00:45:41,719 --> 00:45:43,680
Speaker 2: you were like, he steps out, that's cool.

946
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:46,360
Speaker 1: I actually it was a Actually it was a quite

947
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:48,839
Speaker 1: grand life that I was having a great time at

948
00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:49,200
Speaker 1: that time.

949
00:45:49,239 --> 00:45:51,080
Speaker 2: But was the wife having a good time? Probably not

950
00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:53,880
Speaker 2: unless it was open. Was it open?

951
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:57,680
Speaker 1: I'm like, there's no way that she doesn't know, because

952
00:45:57,719 --> 00:45:59,320
Speaker 1: that's how messy he was being.

953
00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:02,600
Speaker 2: Dude. I was like, you don't have no respect. You

954
00:46:02,680 --> 00:46:06,680
Speaker 2: are Carrie, he's big, the wife is Natasha, Sex and

955
00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:10,400
Speaker 2: the City season honestly all of that, but black people.

956
00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:15,279
Speaker 2: So y'all were morey episode because no, no, no, no,

957
00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:18,200
Speaker 2: this is we were upscale blacks darling. So this is

958
00:46:18,239 --> 00:46:22,560
Speaker 2: a judge Joe Brown, black judge mathis it was.

959
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:25,440
Speaker 1: There was a situation where I was like, dude, this

960
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:26,319
Speaker 1: is not gonna work.

961
00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:28,160
Speaker 2: This is bad. Well I'll tell you what's not gonna

962
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:30,920
Speaker 2: work is how vague being we want the tea? Okay?

963
00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:35,440
Speaker 2: I ended up going to the house. Where was the house?

964
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:38,480
Speaker 2: Can you describe? It was classic? It was nice it

965
00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:40,279
Speaker 2: was a brownstone. It was a beautiful house.

966
00:46:40,520 --> 00:46:45,440
Speaker 1: Just know there was a beautiful upstairs, downstairs, duple, numerous bathrooms,

967
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:47,640
Speaker 1: walking closet four.

968
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:51,920
Speaker 2: It was cute. Yeah, no four, No four. He had

969
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:55,440
Speaker 2: a pantry though, dude, So you go to the house.

970
00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:59,040
Speaker 2: Are you afraid the wife might come home? Allegedly she

971
00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:01,399
Speaker 2: was away for the week. But I was at that door.

972
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:05,719
Speaker 2: I had everything packed just in case. Hi couches, you

973
00:47:05,719 --> 00:47:07,720
Speaker 2: had your You took your panties off, folded them through them. Yeah,

974
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:09,640
Speaker 2: my god. I was ready to hop out. Went in

975
00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:12,080
Speaker 2: the windows. I was like, where are all the exits?

976
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:18,200
Speaker 2: Was the sex good? Yeah? It was, but it was wrong.

977
00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:23,239
Speaker 2: That's made it better. That's a little that's a little

978
00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:26,959
Speaker 2: spice on to cherry on top. That's the Himalayan pig

979
00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:29,960
Speaker 2: sea salt. Yeah, little salt, little salt bay right there.

980
00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:31,680
Speaker 2: Sprinkle me. Man. It was bad.

981
00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:36,440
Speaker 1: I always that's another thing that I regret. I regret it.

982
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:39,240
Speaker 2: It was wrong. How many times did y'all have sex? Numerous?

983
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:41,000
Speaker 2: How many times did you go to the house. One

984
00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:43,000
Speaker 2: time I was like, I'm never doing this again. This

985
00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:47,720
Speaker 2: is stupid. That's ballsy, dude, Yeah, it's dumb. I also

986
00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:50,439
Speaker 2: was very drunk and high, and you were drunking high

987
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:53,120
Speaker 2: every time you saw him. He would never sober when

988
00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:57,839
Speaker 2: y'all linked up. No, not really, I don't believe. No,

989
00:47:57,960 --> 00:48:00,920
Speaker 2: I wasn't even if you're drinking high every time you

990
00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:04,120
Speaker 2: see them, then when you go home, you after, after

991
00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:05,839
Speaker 2: a while, you come down, and you know what you did.

992
00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:08,400
Speaker 1: Sis, I was in a point of my life that

993
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:10,360
Speaker 1: it was not dark, but it was lit.

994
00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:13,160
Speaker 2: So every day it was lit. Every day we live,

995
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:17,160
Speaker 2: every day we live. No, that's wrong, it was wrong.

996
00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:20,399
Speaker 2: I'm listen. What would you do? What would you do

997
00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:25,359
Speaker 2: if your son was that a bad club and he's hungry?

998
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:30,759
Speaker 2: What would you do if you you came home and

999
00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:35,080
Speaker 2: Adrian has some other chick in the house, but ask

1000
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:41,040
Speaker 2: naked feeding your cats? She was butt naked, like you

1001
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:44,200
Speaker 2: better feed the cat's button naked well, because she likes

1002
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:48,560
Speaker 2: she likes cats more than you like cats. Shelly and Cham.

1003
00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:51,799
Speaker 1: I can't even picture it, Sis, But you know what,

1004
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:54,200
Speaker 1: I'm dead inside. So honestly, I'll take a moment and

1005
00:48:54,239 --> 00:48:56,840
Speaker 1: I'll be like, are you dead inside? I am dead inside.

1006
00:48:56,920 --> 00:49:00,720
Speaker 1: I feel like my emotions are either there really high

1007
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:01,640
Speaker 1: or they're really low.

1008
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:08,880
Speaker 2: It seems like my polar dude. It sounds like you crazy.

1009
00:49:09,680 --> 00:49:15,360
Speaker 2: My emotions. It's just emotions taking me. Hi. That was

1010
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:20,479
Speaker 2: a good song. No, but I feel like I would

1011
00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:22,520
Speaker 2: be like, give me a moment. I'll step outside. I'll

1012
00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:26,080
Speaker 2: call you outside, dude, what you will come here? No,

1013
00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:28,040
Speaker 2: I'll step outside. They'll call you and like, Marie, what

1014
00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:30,600
Speaker 2: should I do? I be like, I'm pulling up. You

1015
00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:32,319
Speaker 2: would pull up for me what you need me to bring?

1016
00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:36,440
Speaker 2: You would pull up, bring this podcast equipment and hit

1017
00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:38,440
Speaker 2: her over the head with it. I'll go over there

1018
00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:42,600
Speaker 2: and kick a cat, kick a cat, and then I'll

1019
00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:45,600
Speaker 2: kick the girl in the p Oh no, no, look

1020
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:48,879
Speaker 2: at you. Dave Chappelle. Yeah, I'd kick her in the cat.

1021
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:51,160
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I can't. Can you hear me? I'm

1022
00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:54,680
Speaker 2: kicking four cats, the two that you have, both vaginas.

1023
00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:58,239
Speaker 2: You would pull up for me, but you're like, well,

1024
00:49:58,360 --> 00:49:59,880
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get it on the train, so it's going

1025
00:49:59,880 --> 00:50:02,279
Speaker 2: to me. Like I'd be like, now, I'd be like,

1026
00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:05,120
Speaker 2: send me an uber. If you really want me to

1027
00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:08,120
Speaker 2: help you in this time of need, send me an uber.

1028
00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:13,759
Speaker 2: I take six uber pool us and it cost me

1029
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:18,840
Speaker 2: thirty two dollars three. I'm so through a year. I

1030
00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:20,440
Speaker 2: don't know what I would do, but I feel like,

1031
00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:22,640
Speaker 2: would you go after Adrian or would you go after

1032
00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:28,320
Speaker 2: the chit? I would go after Adrian, but also no shade.

1033
00:50:28,520 --> 00:50:32,200
Speaker 2: I'd be like, do here boo boo. I'm like, I

1034
00:50:32,239 --> 00:50:36,120
Speaker 2: see it. And if she fly, I'm like, I see it.

1035
00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:37,920
Speaker 2: You'd be like, well, I'll be back in thirty minutes.

1036
00:50:38,719 --> 00:50:43,040
Speaker 2: Y'all want anything for the store? Yo? Want yo? Anything

1037
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:45,120
Speaker 2: from the Budegger. I'm gonna run out to the store

1038
00:50:45,239 --> 00:50:47,760
Speaker 2: real quickly. Do you mean anything while I'm out? Anybody

1039
00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:51,080
Speaker 2: want a cold pop? No? Y'are doing a a popping

1040
00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:54,719
Speaker 2: in the air. Nah, I don't know. I don't know, Marie.

1041
00:50:55,040 --> 00:51:00,360
Speaker 2: I really would be like our current situation. I'd be like,

1042
00:51:01,719 --> 00:51:05,359
Speaker 2: all right, all right, okay, okay. You would be clear

1043
00:51:05,400 --> 00:51:09,239
Speaker 2: headed about it. I would be sad. I'm like, oh man,

1044
00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:11,319
Speaker 2: I didn't really think she was gonna take me up

1045
00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:14,520
Speaker 2: on my offer. But the offer for her to bang

1046
00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:16,120
Speaker 2: somebody else, Yeah, I told her. I was like, you

1047
00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:20,680
Speaker 2: get a one get out of jail free card. Damn. Really,

1048
00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:24,600
Speaker 2: I told her that she hasn't used a card yet

1049
00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:29,120
Speaker 2: to your knowledge, Nah, Adrian is a good woman. She's

1050
00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:33,160
Speaker 2: so loyal and faithful because sound like a golden retriever. Dude.

1051
00:51:33,239 --> 00:51:36,600
Speaker 2: Oh well, she's loyal and faith she's a good girl.

1052
00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:38,080
Speaker 2: She's a good girl.

1053
00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:41,399
Speaker 1: No, she just she loves me and I love her

1054
00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:43,319
Speaker 1: and I know that I could trust her. But if

1055
00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:46,479
Speaker 1: I came in, I'm like, it's not even my house,

1056
00:51:46,480 --> 00:51:52,719
Speaker 1: so I can't even kick him out. Dude, men pay

1057
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:53,880
Speaker 1: no utility bills.

1058
00:51:53,880 --> 00:51:58,120
Speaker 2: It's kind of like, why, hey, guys, I don't know

1059
00:51:58,160 --> 00:52:01,520
Speaker 2: what that means from diary if a mad black woman, Yeah,

1060
00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:03,200
Speaker 2: well you know we don't do this not this is

1061
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:06,520
Speaker 2: a smart podcast and people listening don't. I don't watch that.

1062
00:52:07,160 --> 00:52:08,320
Speaker 2: I don't know what I would, but I feel like

1063
00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:13,000
Speaker 2: I would want to break something. I would throw summary

1064
00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:16,759
Speaker 2: at somebody. I haven't seen you really angry, so I

1065
00:52:16,760 --> 00:52:18,520
Speaker 2: don't even I can't even picture this. I feel like

1066
00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:22,880
Speaker 2: I'm always a little bit mad though really no, for

1067
00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:24,960
Speaker 2: the most part, I'm like I'm always a little bit

1068
00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:28,960
Speaker 2: like not here for it, like right below this, what

1069
00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:30,040
Speaker 2: lies beneath this?

1070
00:52:30,640 --> 00:52:36,359
Speaker 1: Well, At comedy shows, I just want to like videotape

1071
00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:38,759
Speaker 1: your face because the shit that you be looking like

1072
00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:40,960
Speaker 1: is so disrespectful.

1073
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:41,399
Speaker 2: In the room.

1074
00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:42,920
Speaker 1: I was like, is she a comic, because the way

1075
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:45,359
Speaker 1: she's looking, she looks like an audience member that's not

1076
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:45,799
Speaker 1: having it.

1077
00:52:45,840 --> 00:52:50,719
Speaker 2: I'm a critic, Like how many drunk critic I mean,

1078
00:52:51,719 --> 00:52:54,239
Speaker 2: but if I'm in a relationship with somebody, I mean,

1079
00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:56,600
Speaker 2: there's not pictures of you and Adrian all over the house.

1080
00:52:57,239 --> 00:53:01,440
Speaker 2: So there's that, But like she know, Adrian don't wear wigs.

1081
00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:04,120
Speaker 2: There's a lot of weeks at the house. No, it's

1082
00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:07,799
Speaker 2: a lot of pictures of fucking you and I have

1083
00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:10,239
Speaker 2: to change that. It's so your house. There's a lot

1084
00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:10,880
Speaker 2: of pictures of me.

1085
00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:13,160
Speaker 1: Yes, there's pictures of us, like cause you know, we

1086
00:53:13,239 --> 00:53:16,360
Speaker 1: in photo booths. We and all we do is photo

1087
00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:19,320
Speaker 1: booth it out and so there's mad photo booth pictures

1088
00:53:19,560 --> 00:53:20,799
Speaker 1: and she puts them up for us.

1089
00:53:20,880 --> 00:53:23,799
Speaker 2: She'll like put them on the wall, she put them onside.

1090
00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:27,080
Speaker 2: She made them look all nice. You know what, Sydney,

1091
00:53:27,160 --> 00:53:29,160
Speaker 2: this I actually did not know how to tell you this,

1092
00:53:29,239 --> 00:53:31,399
Speaker 2: and this is probably the best place to do it.

1093
00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:43,960
Speaker 2: I'm sleeping with Adrian. Oh my god, oh my god.

1094
00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:47,720
Speaker 1: The podcast is over. Yeah, we're done. We're so done.

1095
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:52,640
Speaker 2: She's actually, she's really faithful. She's super loyal. Yo.

1096
00:53:52,760 --> 00:53:56,879
Speaker 1: If that if she if that fucking happened, Oh, I'm

1097
00:53:56,960 --> 00:54:00,880
Speaker 1: Lisa leftiving everybody this house, her house.

1098
00:54:01,120 --> 00:54:03,600
Speaker 2: Oh man, that I would be so upset. I would

1099
00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:06,560
Speaker 2: be like, said, you give her a get out of jail. No,

1100
00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:10,919
Speaker 2: but not for you, bitch. Why it's the year the yes,

1101
00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:14,799
Speaker 2: she asked me. I said, yes, I'm trying to be

1102
00:54:14,880 --> 00:54:18,279
Speaker 2: more open. You know, it's my host centennial year. Oh

1103
00:54:18,360 --> 00:54:20,759
Speaker 2: my god, I can't. My legs were tired. You doing me?

1104
00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:21,680
Speaker 2: I can sit on her face.

1105
00:54:21,880 --> 00:54:27,120
Speaker 1: I'm so done, and I'm overwhelmed that you did that

1106
00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:28,000
Speaker 1: twist right there.

1107
00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:30,600
Speaker 2: That was a really good twist. Gag is we're actually

1108
00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:38,680
Speaker 2: sleeping together. Yo. Now every time I see you with her,

1109
00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:40,840
Speaker 2: I'm be like, Yo, I'm punching you in the face.

1110
00:54:41,680 --> 00:54:44,040
Speaker 1: If you even look at my girl, I'm punching you

1111
00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:44,800
Speaker 1: in the face.

1112
00:54:45,160 --> 00:54:50,400
Speaker 2: But if your girl looks at me, yes, that's my faults.

1113
00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:53,239
Speaker 1: After the podcast, immediately calling her like.

1114
00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:55,719
Speaker 2: So how do you feel about Marie, She's goes like

1115
00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:57,680
Speaker 2: I love her. You see we have this here's the

1116
00:54:57,680 --> 00:54:59,080
Speaker 2: same color right now because we go to the same

1117
00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:03,759
Speaker 2: to do it. Bit you to y'all here, Yeah, I'll

1118
00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:11,440
Speaker 2: be doing Adrian's hand. I greased that scalp regularly. It's

1119
00:55:11,480 --> 00:55:18,240
Speaker 2: just like the things you won't do cater to you, Nadden,

1120
00:55:18,360 --> 00:55:21,120
Speaker 2: It says your day. That's the song that we oh

1121
00:55:21,239 --> 00:55:25,840
Speaker 2: my God may love to ray the quiets doer. I'm

1122
00:55:26,040 --> 00:55:29,719
Speaker 2: so done that, like I'm overwhelmed. Well, who you gonna leave?

1123
00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:31,800
Speaker 2: Won't leave Adrian, you won't leave me? What are you

1124
00:55:31,840 --> 00:55:34,920
Speaker 2: gonna do? That's a really good question. I think that's

1125
00:55:34,960 --> 00:55:37,080
Speaker 2: where we need to leave it this. Who are you

1126
00:55:37,080 --> 00:55:40,759
Speaker 2: gonna leave me? Or her? I mean, she puts roof

1127
00:55:40,840 --> 00:55:44,399
Speaker 2: over your head and bed under your ass, but we're

1128
00:55:44,480 --> 00:55:53,240
Speaker 2: making money together. Potentially, Who would I leave? Listeners? Who

1129
00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:54,239
Speaker 2: would you run to?

1130
00:55:55,320 --> 00:55:59,399
Speaker 1: That's the question if that situation happened, who should I leave?

1131
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,960
Speaker 1: Should I leave Adrian? Or should I end the podcast

1132
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:05,600
Speaker 1: with Marie and they and never never, never, fucking fucking

1133
00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:08,640
Speaker 1: can talk to her again and delete, delete all the

1134
00:56:08,719 --> 00:56:10,720
Speaker 1: photos and then just post the pictures.

1135
00:56:10,840 --> 00:56:13,160
Speaker 2: Listen. If that happens, listeners, the podcast will go on.

1136
00:56:13,360 --> 00:56:16,520
Speaker 2: It'll be just mine what I will take this equipment,

1137
00:56:16,600 --> 00:56:18,120
Speaker 2: not the equipment here. You got to come to my house.

1138
00:56:18,560 --> 00:56:20,200
Speaker 2: I'm here now, I'll take it. Right now, I'm taking

1139
00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:23,120
Speaker 2: it back to fucking no, you're not ten nineteen putting

1140
00:56:23,120 --> 00:56:24,719
Speaker 2: them and Adrian will send it back to me because

1141
00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:29,200
Speaker 2: that's my girl. She'd be like, babe, I got your

1142
00:56:29,239 --> 00:56:30,840
Speaker 2: stuff and you'd be like mine and she'd be like,

1143
00:56:30,920 --> 00:56:33,520
Speaker 2: not you, not you, nigga, and she'll be on the

1144
00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:39,560
Speaker 2: phone with me. I'm so us fucking done, tweet us

1145
00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:43,960
Speaker 2: and let us know who Sydney should leave and why. Yeah,

1146
00:56:44,400 --> 00:56:47,600
Speaker 2: give me reasons, and then give me reasons why I

1147
00:56:47,600 --> 00:56:50,879
Speaker 2: should stay if I should stay with both of them.

1148
00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:53,080
Speaker 2: There's some people who be like, you should just you know,

1149
00:56:53,239 --> 00:56:57,560
Speaker 2: charge it to the game. Charge it to the game.

1150
00:56:57,640 --> 00:56:59,600
Speaker 1: Says charge it to the game, or you or you

1151
00:56:59,640 --> 00:57:03,240
Speaker 1: know what, you three three it like we're all together.

1152
00:57:04,080 --> 00:57:05,959
Speaker 2: No, that's not I'm not gonna do that. I'm gonna

1153
00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:13,160
Speaker 2: make Adrian Jews. She gonna pick me. I'm like, hey, Banbri,

1154
00:57:14,120 --> 00:57:19,680
Speaker 2: I fucking this is too much. Do you make her choose? YEP.

1155
00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:24,560
Speaker 2: I'd be like, well, me and Sidney can still be

1156
00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:27,880
Speaker 2: colleagues or whatever, but like you pick one, he's not

1157
00:57:27,880 --> 00:57:29,520
Speaker 2: gonna be a polyamorous situation.

1158
00:57:30,840 --> 00:57:34,840
Speaker 1: Listeners, do you think Adrian should stay with Marie?

1159
00:57:37,880 --> 00:57:41,720
Speaker 2: Do you think she should stay we're asking real questions.

1160
00:57:42,240 --> 00:57:45,000
Speaker 2: This is honestly the best. This has been the best episode.

1161
00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:48,280
Speaker 2: This is the year. This is the great way to

1162
00:57:48,280 --> 00:57:51,880
Speaker 2: start the year out. Yeah, you're wondering if I'm banging

1163
00:57:51,920 --> 00:57:55,520
Speaker 2: your girlfriend. We're gonna leave it right there. Make sure

1164
00:57:55,640 --> 00:57:58,800
Speaker 2: you come back. That's it. That's all I want you

1165
00:57:58,880 --> 00:58:00,960
Speaker 2: to do is come back, right Do you want me

1166
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:03,400
Speaker 2: to come back? No? You can leave? Oh fuck, you

1167
00:58:03,400 --> 00:58:07,080
Speaker 2: can leave the things and leave your password and go

1168
00:58:07,480 --> 00:58:10,800
Speaker 2: like comics, subscribe, tell your friends that, tell friends that,

1169
00:58:10,920 --> 00:58:14,080
Speaker 2: tell other friends and like do that. Also, if you're

1170
00:58:14,120 --> 00:58:17,720
Speaker 2: a gay man on Bumbo that I've swiped no to,

1171
00:58:19,280 --> 00:58:21,440
Speaker 2: just let me know what the algorithm is. Did I

1172
00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:24,000
Speaker 2: put the information in the wrong way? You're so stupid.

1173
00:58:24,800 --> 00:58:27,200
Speaker 2: Do my pictures look too? Butch, I just want to

1174
00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:29,320
Speaker 2: know what pictures you got on there? I mean it's

1175
00:58:29,320 --> 00:58:34,320
Speaker 2: like my Facebook profile photo. So I saw the the

1176
00:58:34,480 --> 00:58:37,000
Speaker 2: color purple one you got going on there? Who can

1177
00:58:37,040 --> 00:58:41,800
Speaker 2: go ahead? Scarfhone? It's just your profile? What now? Which

1178
00:58:41,800 --> 00:58:44,720
Speaker 2: one do you have? Oh? That? Wait? What dude? We

1179
00:58:44,720 --> 00:58:48,960
Speaker 2: gotta we gotta go. This is why Adrian is leaving. Guys,

1180
00:58:49,040 --> 00:58:53,000
Speaker 2: Happy New Year. Thank you for supporting us all last year,

1181
00:58:53,080 --> 00:58:55,600
Speaker 2: and it's gonna be even bigger. It's gonna be a

1182
00:58:55,600 --> 00:59:01,000
Speaker 2: big year, bigger, blacker, gayer, louder, ashier this year. Yes, anyway,

1183
00:59:01,040 --> 00:59:02,520
Speaker 2: Thanks guys, Bye bye,