WEBVTT - #61: This Episode Is Late But It's Worth It 0:00:01.120 --> 0:00:07.440 Start up, dot Up, start up, Brooklyn Boys, start up, 0:00:07.760 --> 0:00:14.680 Brooklyn Boys, start data. They make a noise data thought 0:00:15.600 --> 0:00:20.360 up Episode sixty one of the Brooklyn Boys. Hey, it's 0:00:20.360 --> 0:00:24.120 the Brooken Boys podcast. Taping this on a Monday, on 0:00:24.160 --> 0:00:27.120 a Monday because we're late. Yeah, we're a little late 0:00:27.160 --> 0:00:29.920 for Thursday. You know, we should have been here. We 0:00:29.920 --> 0:00:32.519 were here, we had stuff to do. Then we came 0:00:32.560 --> 0:00:35.040 back to the radio station. We had other obligations, and 0:00:35.040 --> 0:00:37.960 then if we had barely any studio space and time. 0:00:39.240 --> 0:00:40.920 And it was two o'clock and Brodie looked at me 0:00:40.960 --> 0:00:46.280 and Bernie, don't change the subject, you said, you said, 0:00:46.680 --> 0:00:48.479 you said, Oh, Brod, I gotta tell you. I gotta 0:00:48.479 --> 0:00:52.080 tell you. I can tell you. I just I'm beat. 0:00:52.120 --> 0:00:54.280 I'm beat. We did we did the con and thing, 0:00:54.360 --> 0:00:57.920 and we just sho and I we just well, I 0:00:58.000 --> 0:00:59.600 want to I want to be mentally prepared to do 0:00:59.600 --> 0:01:01.520 a podcast. I want to give it our all. But 0:01:01.520 --> 0:01:04.600 I don't say, Brodie said, you said, but I also 0:01:04.680 --> 0:01:07.800 wanted to have a podcast where we can actually sit 0:01:07.920 --> 0:01:10.640 and hang out into the afternoon. And you knew that 0:01:10.680 --> 0:01:12.920 at two thirty we weren't going to be able to 0:01:12.920 --> 0:01:15.240 get that kind of quality time in and then plus 0:01:15.319 --> 0:01:17.679 people needed the studio because that night people come in. 0:01:17.720 --> 0:01:19.760 But that was a problem. So what you did, you 0:01:19.800 --> 0:01:22.440 did just give it. We looked at each other. No, 0:01:22.520 --> 0:01:26.440 we both agreed. No, I said, I said, no, hold 0:01:26.480 --> 0:01:28.920 on what I said after you said hold on, after 0:01:28.959 --> 0:01:31.600 you said guys, guys, I don't know, and I remember 0:01:31.600 --> 0:01:34.200 what you said. I was I was taping, said yeah, man, 0:01:34.280 --> 0:01:35.880 I'm just out of it, right. I said, to make 0:01:35.920 --> 0:01:37.760 you feel better. You didn't. I didn't want to make 0:01:37.800 --> 0:01:39.800 you feel I guilt you into doing the show. I 0:01:39.840 --> 0:01:43.360 was tired, you were, you were just as you were 0:01:43.440 --> 0:01:46.360 mentally empty. Yeah. So we had a lot of stuff 0:01:46.440 --> 0:01:49.520 last week. You were on reserve. But then you tricked me, 0:01:49.880 --> 0:01:52.800 begged me, and I'm glad I did. You grabbed my 0:01:52.880 --> 0:01:56.800 arm and you yanked me my arms jerked, jerked my arm, 0:01:57.360 --> 0:01:58.600 and you said we got to go to the Corona 0:01:58.640 --> 0:02:01.280 O'Brien thing, the Corninal Ryan thing he does. He did. 0:02:01.400 --> 0:02:07.800 He's doing a publicity tour with TBSS network notic so 0:02:07.800 --> 0:02:11.480 they're restructuring the show and he's doing this cross country tour, 0:02:11.880 --> 0:02:14.200 stopping in a lot of major markets to do Q 0:02:14.400 --> 0:02:16.760 and A S and so he and Jake Tapper from 0:02:16.800 --> 0:02:20.239 CNN UH sat on the stage and the director's chairs 0:02:20.680 --> 0:02:23.280 and they he interviewed him about the new show, and 0:02:23.320 --> 0:02:26.399 he and they served us lunch afterwards. The lunch wasn't bad. 0:02:26.520 --> 0:02:28.600 And then and then Conan comes out to hang out 0:02:28.600 --> 0:02:30.359 with the crowd. Okay, so so as far as the 0:02:30.440 --> 0:02:33.400 lunch goes, they were chafing dishes and like those domes 0:02:33.440 --> 0:02:36.200 you have to lift, right. So Scary and I go 0:02:36.320 --> 0:02:39.360 up there and I see what looks like chicken fingers. 0:02:39.960 --> 0:02:42.000 So I take like five or six of them, and 0:02:42.080 --> 0:02:44.680 I take a burger, and I take some of the things. 0:02:44.919 --> 0:02:46.800 And as it turns out, now you guys know me, 0:02:46.800 --> 0:02:49.200 I don't need vegetables. As it turns out, the burger 0:02:49.320 --> 0:02:52.880 was a mushroom burger, and then the chicken fingers were 0:02:52.919 --> 0:02:56.120 actually fried egg plant. So Scary's loading up his plate 0:02:56.160 --> 0:02:58.040 and he's looking like he's looking like what he wants, 0:02:58.480 --> 0:03:00.760 and so as he's looking to take when he's taken, 0:03:01.320 --> 0:03:03.640 I take all of the food I don't want and 0:03:03.680 --> 0:03:05.959 I put it on his plate and he didn't even 0:03:05.960 --> 0:03:08.040 realize it, and he just ate it all. I did 0:03:08.360 --> 0:03:10.959 you put this food in front of me? So scary. 0:03:11.000 --> 0:03:13.239 Took a couple of eggplant fingers or whatever they fried 0:03:13.240 --> 0:03:15.600 egg plants. It looked like chicken nuggets. I put five 0:03:15.600 --> 0:03:17.120 a six song because I wasn't gonna eat. I don't 0:03:17.120 --> 0:03:18.519 want to waste. You know, more and more people that 0:03:18.560 --> 0:03:21.520 are offering free food and these luncheons and things and 0:03:21.560 --> 0:03:24.320 wherever you might you know, come across the free food 0:03:24.360 --> 0:03:27.680 whatever launch or meal. They are now being more conscious 0:03:28.000 --> 0:03:31.920 of vegetarian bullshit, bullshit. I don't need you to save 0:03:31.960 --> 0:03:34.600 money by sticking a chotaki mushroom on a bun. They 0:03:34.639 --> 0:03:36.640 made it look like sliders and they made it and 0:03:36.680 --> 0:03:38.280 they put like tomato wan. I call that. I call 0:03:38.320 --> 0:03:43.520 that Bullshitaki right, bullshitaki hashtag it was. It was just 0:03:43.560 --> 0:03:50.680 sh burger. Yeah. Oh people by people are like sending 0:03:50.680 --> 0:03:53.360 messages with Spagels, And we had Spangels running of the 0:03:53.400 --> 0:03:57.200 other day. Yes, yes, And Danielle Minaro from our show, Uh, 0:03:57.240 --> 0:03:59.640 she loves the podcast and she's like, oh my god, 0:03:59.640 --> 0:04:02.440 that's so arn. Spagel's out here. So she's got the lingo. 0:04:02.680 --> 0:04:05.480 I don't want, you know, say no to Spagel's. Yeah, 0:04:05.800 --> 0:04:07.840 save those cards for something. And you guys know what 0:04:07.920 --> 0:04:10.080 a spagel is because you listen to order. Don't tell 0:04:10.080 --> 0:04:12.120 me you don't know. I caught a lot of people 0:04:12.120 --> 0:04:14.280 listening out of order over the weekend, and it's not funny. 0:04:14.360 --> 0:04:16.920 It's all I listen to order. I gotta I gotta complaint. 0:04:17.200 --> 0:04:21.600 We did a bonus episode on Halloween right episode fifty nine, 0:04:21.640 --> 0:04:25.600 I think, and we did it for the people. It's 0:04:25.600 --> 0:04:29.000 a good episode. It's got half the listens of every 0:04:29.000 --> 0:04:32.600 other episode. So why are we doing bonus episodes? First 0:04:32.600 --> 0:04:35.039 of all, I think people saw the longer episode and 0:04:35.040 --> 0:04:38.000 they bit into that lore, like, no, listen to order. 0:04:38.040 --> 0:04:51.599 There's a role listen order, you need to listen order, 0:04:52.120 --> 0:05:01.200 you need to we shoot. My favorite is somebody don't 0:05:01.200 --> 0:05:06.320 step on the last line line, don't make us. We 0:05:06.360 --> 0:05:09.039 got a whole bunch of new jingles. Okay, Well, first, 0:05:10.880 --> 0:05:15.080 somebody tweeted us the picture of their car dashboard and 0:05:15.120 --> 0:05:17.559 it was playing Daughter by Pearl Jam and they wrote, 0:05:17.920 --> 0:05:20.520 just can't get listen to Order out of my head? 0:05:20.600 --> 0:05:23.200 Thank you guys. Yeah, so how is it now? Look, 0:05:23.360 --> 0:05:26.680 you knew that song for twenty years. Don't call me daughter, 0:05:26.720 --> 0:05:30.360 now you call me daughter. Okay, if you guys are 0:05:30.360 --> 0:05:33.160 listening to every other episode twice and only the bonus 0:05:33.160 --> 0:05:37.240 episodes once. That's fine, but I'm telling you, people are 0:05:37.240 --> 0:05:40.760 skipping like, oh, it's only a half hour, dude, it's funny, 0:05:40.920 --> 0:05:42.680 it's good ship in there, it's good phone taps in 0:05:42.720 --> 0:05:47.320 there like the classic. Yeah, next time, we gotta give 0:05:47.360 --> 0:05:50.040 him some Okay, speaking of speaking of uh, we've created 0:05:50.040 --> 0:05:56.640 a monster, created a monster because nobody wants to so 0:05:56.960 --> 0:06:01.040 there no, Look, it's my fault doing nasty dance. It's 0:06:01.080 --> 0:06:05.799 my fault because we taught people that even is not even. 0:06:06.480 --> 0:06:07.840 Remind me, I got a bone to pick, but it 0:06:07.880 --> 0:06:10.479 even is not even. But hold on. So we said 0:06:10.520 --> 0:06:12.880 we would move the podcast to Monday and do two 0:06:12.960 --> 0:06:14.760 this week. This is gonna blow up in our face. 0:06:14.800 --> 0:06:21.760 And everybody said, well what was the third one? Were okay, 0:06:22.320 --> 0:06:25.640 it doesn't work that way. Okay, Now, granted, I understand 0:06:25.680 --> 0:06:29.360 why you guys think that way, and you should so 0:06:29.560 --> 0:06:32.560 we're not Technically, they're not wrong if you think about it. 0:06:33.160 --> 0:06:35.479 We did we we didn't give them. We didn't deliver 0:06:35.640 --> 0:06:40.320 last week. So this is this. Thursday is gonna be 0:06:40.320 --> 0:06:42.760 Thursday's episode. Thursday is going to be a special episode. 0:06:42.760 --> 0:06:45.200 Here's your here's your free dessert. Now you may not 0:06:45.279 --> 0:06:48.400 know this person or you may, but this this guy 0:06:48.440 --> 0:06:52.320 we're interviewing on on Thursday, which we booked as a 0:06:52.320 --> 0:06:54.120 bonus because we owe your bonus. Were like, you know what, 0:06:54.360 --> 0:06:56.880 we said yes to this interview. This guy is a 0:06:56.960 --> 0:06:59.280 radio legend in New York and then in a lot 0:06:59.320 --> 0:07:01.520 of the country and on satellite radio. There was a 0:07:01.640 --> 0:07:04.800 very very very very popular show in the early two 0:07:04.800 --> 0:07:07.919 thousand's up till I want to say two thousand fourteen 0:07:08.200 --> 0:07:14.240 fifteen called Opiing Anthony, and I became friendly with their producer, Eric, 0:07:14.360 --> 0:07:16.520 who was known as Rock who's filled in on the 0:07:16.520 --> 0:07:19.520 Walkers and Talkers podcast is the It's Eric Nagles Show. 0:07:20.000 --> 0:07:22.480 We're still very good friends. And I wrote a lot 0:07:22.520 --> 0:07:25.520 of parodies for Opening Anthony over the years. Elvis said, 0:07:25.560 --> 0:07:27.160 I could there was no problem there on satellite he 0:07:27.160 --> 0:07:31.320 didn't care. Uh and so uh Anthony who is part 0:07:31.360 --> 0:07:33.200 of Opening Anthony and a radio legend and it does 0:07:33.240 --> 0:07:36.200 impressions and um, and I was a fan of I'm 0:07:36.200 --> 0:07:38.040 still a fan of many years. He's got a book 0:07:38.040 --> 0:07:40.520 out and we're going to talk to Hi on Thursday 0:07:40.800 --> 0:07:44.000 as part of the second episode this week. And I'm 0:07:44.240 --> 0:07:46.240 I like that. I've been you know, I mean I 0:07:46.600 --> 0:07:49.440 listened as well, right the guy, the guy broke a 0:07:49.440 --> 0:07:52.360 lot of ground. Uh, and then that that showing up 0:07:52.360 --> 0:07:54.800 in flames. He's gonna be much like this show eventually. 0:07:54.840 --> 0:07:56.720 We have talked him about, you know, how it went 0:07:56.720 --> 0:08:00.600 wrong and how he's coming in. Yeah, good, alright, cool, 0:08:00.640 --> 0:08:02.000 he'll spend some time with us, will wrap with us. 0:08:02.040 --> 0:08:03.600 He's a good guy. There was a time when Howard 0:08:03.640 --> 0:08:05.800 Stern on satellite was the morning show Guy, and they 0:08:05.800 --> 0:08:07.520 were like the Afternoon Guy, and that was like the 0:08:07.560 --> 0:08:10.400 two big shows on satellite. But before they were on satellite, 0:08:10.440 --> 0:08:12.640 they were big nationally around the country with a lot 0:08:12.680 --> 0:08:15.920 of big cities. Uh. And they did some very very raunchy, 0:08:16.440 --> 0:08:20.600 raunchy radio disgusting but also very clever radio. Oh it 0:08:20.400 --> 0:08:23.160 was as it was as clever as it was raunchy. 0:08:23.440 --> 0:08:24.920 And we'll talk to about that sometimes. You know, I 0:08:24.920 --> 0:08:26.280 prefer them if you know who they are, we hope 0:08:26.320 --> 0:08:28.000 you'll enjoy it. If you don't know who who opening 0:08:28.000 --> 0:08:31.120 Anthony war I think you'll enjoy the stories about the 0:08:31.160 --> 0:08:34.800 kind of things they did. Still doing a show up 0:08:35.080 --> 0:08:37.640 so they so Opie was doing his own show with 0:08:37.679 --> 0:08:39.840 a guy named Jim Norton who's a famous Yea, he's 0:08:39.880 --> 0:08:43.200 currently not doing a show, and Anthony is doing something 0:08:43.240 --> 0:08:46.480 that well, it's similar to what we do. He's doing 0:08:46.480 --> 0:08:48.240 a show from his house. He has a home studio, 0:08:48.880 --> 0:08:52.760 and he charges a fee every month for video streaming. 0:08:52.920 --> 0:08:57.160 And uh, don't give us any ideas, and I'm not, 0:08:57.280 --> 0:08:58.880 I don't want I'm not. We'll ask him about it, 0:08:58.880 --> 0:09:01.120 but I think he charged he charges like nine or 0:09:01.120 --> 0:09:03.600 ten dollars a month, and you subscribe, and people who 0:09:03.600 --> 0:09:05.880 love him love him and they and they pay for show. 0:09:05.880 --> 0:09:08.280 You're trying to get a diamond Nickel and episode did 0:09:09.800 --> 0:09:12.160 well again, I was we were just joking our diamond 0:09:12.240 --> 0:09:19.439 episode an episode episode. Okay, that's that's we love all 0:09:19.480 --> 0:09:22.000 things and all people radio. That's that's a bonus. We 0:09:22.000 --> 0:09:23.800 think you'll really enjoy. People. That made us laugh. And 0:09:23.920 --> 0:09:26.880 we still haven't heard back from Bill Burr's guy Mike. Okay, 0:09:27.120 --> 0:09:29.520 I'm not so inclined these days to get Bill burn 0:09:29.600 --> 0:09:31.640 I'm not having them on now. Let's wait till after January, 0:09:32.559 --> 0:09:35.760 because right now we want you to go to the 0:09:35.880 --> 0:09:38.920 iHeart podcast dot com website and vote for us for 0:09:40.400 --> 0:09:42.600 not Bill Burr or any of the other people in 0:09:42.600 --> 0:09:44.679 the category that we're up again. There were people voting 0:09:44.679 --> 0:09:47.320 thirty times a day. We need your help. Oh my god. 0:09:47.480 --> 0:09:50.280 Love on Twitter. First of all, thank you so much 0:09:50.520 --> 0:09:53.240 because I see it. I see people's tweeting. I voted 0:09:53.280 --> 0:09:55.320 for the Brooklyn Boys. I do this every day. Thank 0:09:55.360 --> 0:09:58.120 you so much. Go to I heeart podcast dot com. 0:09:58.160 --> 0:10:03.640 It's so imperative you do, because yes, well I don't know, man, 0:10:03.720 --> 0:10:05.960 I do. I mean, I would love to take you know, 0:10:05.960 --> 0:10:08.080 it's a glass award. We might smash it on the 0:10:08.080 --> 0:10:10.320 ground into a million pieces. Every great car. I vote 0:10:10.360 --> 0:10:12.959 every day, and that's we're gonna We're gonna actually send 0:10:13.080 --> 0:10:15.640 you a shard of glass so you can split the 0:10:16.240 --> 0:10:18.960 split the award with everybody. No, no, no no. Go 0:10:19.040 --> 0:10:21.000 to ipart podcast dot com and scroll down to the 0:10:21.000 --> 0:10:24.559 comedy section and you get five votes a day. That's 0:10:24.600 --> 0:10:29.000 per email address. So you can find ways to Gmail account. Yeah, 0:10:29.080 --> 0:10:32.400 keep going into different accounts and different browsers, and suddenly 0:10:32.480 --> 0:10:34.840 you have more votes per day. I didn't vote today, 0:10:34.960 --> 0:10:38.080 I gotta vote anyway. Please, I'm gonna click on and 0:10:38.080 --> 0:10:40.520 then tweet us. You get some Twitter votes as well. 0:10:40.600 --> 0:10:42.400 You could do social media. You get one a day 0:10:42.400 --> 0:10:46.560 on that. So follow Brooklyn Boys WTF on Twitter? Uh, 0:10:46.600 --> 0:10:48.800 and you could see how you know, you need to 0:10:48.840 --> 0:10:54.760 include hashtag comedy podcast, hashtag Brooklyn Boys, and hashtag I 0:10:54.920 --> 0:10:57.440 Heart Podcast Awards. It's a lot. You need to have 0:10:57.480 --> 0:10:59.520 all three in order for that to register as a 0:10:59.600 --> 0:11:03.280 vote in the social media world. All right, I'm looking. 0:11:03.320 --> 0:11:05.640 I'm looking right now. I ain't too proud to beg 0:11:05.800 --> 0:11:10.280 im to be honest, it's a lot of us. It's 0:11:10.320 --> 0:11:13.560 a lot of people voting for us. Yeah. Yeah, do 0:11:13.600 --> 0:11:16.160 you see people voting for other people? No, I don't 0:11:16.160 --> 0:11:19.400 see any on blind to it. Well, let's search miles 0:11:19.440 --> 0:11:26.480 more Alex alexand anyway, thank you very much, y Los Angeles. 0:11:26.520 --> 0:11:29.240 I think we're gonna be there. I think, well, here's 0:11:29.240 --> 0:11:30.959 the thing. As of now, we don't have a way 0:11:30.960 --> 0:11:32.559 to get there, and as of now, we don't have 0:11:32.600 --> 0:11:35.640 hotel rooms. Now the people were up against the big shots, 0:11:35.679 --> 0:11:38.800 the celebrities movie they're flying then, No, I think they're 0:11:38.800 --> 0:11:42.199 already in California because they're all big shot superstars. Uh. 0:11:42.280 --> 0:11:44.199 Second of all, because they cant in touch with me 0:11:44.240 --> 0:11:46.920 and they're like, hey, scary, they invited me shoot, they 0:11:46.920 --> 0:11:49.360 did not. They did, they did not, you prick? They 0:11:49.440 --> 0:11:51.200 got and you got a ticket to I did not 0:11:51.240 --> 0:11:53.440 get a ticket. I have not gotten a ticket. If 0:11:53.440 --> 0:11:54.679 you got an email for a ticket, I didn't get 0:11:54.679 --> 0:11:56.640 a ticket. I haven't right here and I and I said, 0:11:56.880 --> 0:11:59.320 I said, do we get a hotel, discounter anything, flight 0:11:59.360 --> 0:12:03.240 disk anything. As of now there are no discounts. Oh oh. 0:12:04.360 --> 0:12:07.280 We had to get the audio for the next episode 0:12:07.320 --> 0:12:09.880 sixty two. I'm putting you in charge of getting the 0:12:09.920 --> 0:12:13.920 audio for what from Saturday Night Live the podcast The Potties, 0:12:14.000 --> 0:12:17.000 The Potties. It was hilarious. That was a sketch that 0:12:17.000 --> 0:12:19.760 they did the fake award show, a podcast award show, 0:12:19.800 --> 0:12:21.560 not that when they got the idea of not not 0:12:21.600 --> 0:12:24.600 the not the I Heart Radio Podcast Awards, but these 0:12:24.600 --> 0:12:28.200 are the potties. And one of the categories was um 0:12:28.480 --> 0:12:32.960 best transition from a podcast into a commercial, And I thought, 0:12:32.960 --> 0:12:35.200 we're much better than that. We really are, really are 0:12:35.559 --> 0:12:38.720 so speaking of commercial no, it was very funny because 0:12:38.760 --> 0:12:42.719 we could relate to it. Who can relate? Okay, Um, 0:12:42.760 --> 0:12:46.040 you didn't get a ticket? No no? Um. I mentioned 0:12:46.040 --> 0:12:47.440 this on the Big Show this morning, and it just 0:12:47.480 --> 0:12:50.199 bothers me. I just need an answer, you know, coming 0:12:50.240 --> 0:12:52.520 off the heels of the big debate of his hot 0:12:52.559 --> 0:12:54.680 dog sandwich, because it's been on you know, that broke 0:12:54.720 --> 0:12:58.280 the interne doing that. No, no, no, I know, I know. 0:12:58.480 --> 0:13:01.200 But what about what about scream cake? Is it cake? 0:13:01.800 --> 0:13:03.760 If there's no if there's no cake sponge in it, 0:13:04.600 --> 0:13:07.240 what do you think? No, Well, if it has crunches 0:13:07.280 --> 0:13:10.800 in it, if it is shaped like a traditional round cake, 0:13:11.360 --> 0:13:13.920 like like a cake, like a carvel to the local, 0:13:14.360 --> 0:13:16.760 Well think about like a Baskin Robbins ice cream cake. 0:13:16.760 --> 0:13:18.560 All right, let's keep it more national. And they have 0:13:18.600 --> 0:13:21.920 the little crook cookie crumbles in the middle, like the crunches, 0:13:22.040 --> 0:13:25.360 the cruncheese. Yeah, they have the crunchees in there, Vanilla 0:13:25.640 --> 0:13:29.280 on the top, chocolate on the bottom, around cake. You 0:13:29.320 --> 0:13:32.520 slice it with a cake slicer after you dip it 0:13:32.559 --> 0:13:35.920 in hot water. Is that is ice cream? Cake? Cake? 0:13:36.880 --> 0:13:41.120 Remember there's no sponge in it. I stumped you. You're 0:13:41.120 --> 0:13:49.559 looking it up. I'm not grappling. We're not wrestling crud. Okay. 0:13:49.559 --> 0:13:51.199 What I did was I looked up the definition of cake, 0:13:51.240 --> 0:13:52.640 but I didn't look at it. So I have it 0:13:52.679 --> 0:13:54.920 there to look at after we talk about this. So 0:13:55.000 --> 0:13:58.160 here's what I'll say. By the definition of cake, I 0:13:58.200 --> 0:14:01.080 have to say it's probably not cake. However, if you 0:14:01.160 --> 0:14:03.800 got a birthday cake and it was ice cream, you 0:14:03.800 --> 0:14:05.439 would say it's a birthday cake. I mean, if you 0:14:05.520 --> 0:14:08.480 blow blow out candles your candles, I mean, is it 0:14:08.600 --> 0:14:13.040 is it yours? Cake? And cake? Is the bandcake and cake? 0:14:13.160 --> 0:14:15.800 I don't know. I think if you call it cake, 0:14:16.679 --> 0:14:19.360 you know, yeah, it's not. I don't think it's cake. 0:14:19.400 --> 0:14:23.040 It's just ice cream. Is a mushroom burger or burger? No? 0:14:25.640 --> 0:14:31.840 Is cheesecake cake? No, it's more like a pie pie filling, 0:14:32.120 --> 0:14:35.120 but she's caking her filling. Pie usually has a crust 0:14:35.280 --> 0:14:38.160 with like some kind of a strawberry or es goop 0:14:38.200 --> 0:14:41.000 in it, like some kind of a blueberry cherry goop. 0:14:41.200 --> 0:14:44.320 What about pecan pie? Pecan pie, the pecans are generally 0:14:44.320 --> 0:14:47.480 on top, but it's got the caro. Pumpkin pie is 0:14:47.520 --> 0:14:50.000 all it is, like coconut custard. It's all just it's holloway, 0:14:50.000 --> 0:14:53.800 it's kiro. Did you know that it's pronounced cairo a 0:14:54.040 --> 0:14:56.600 r o. There's a cattle syrup. But if you look 0:14:56.600 --> 0:15:00.200 at their commercials, it's Kiro syrup proper commercial. No, I 0:15:00.520 --> 0:15:03.240 believe you can. We do that. Help the the YouTube's 0:15:03.640 --> 0:15:05.760 you want to hear? Yeah, do it? Pull up a 0:15:05.840 --> 0:15:09.040 k A r O commercial? Yeah about c A r oh, 0:15:09.720 --> 0:15:13.040 but it's spelled k r oh. I believe you buy 0:15:13.040 --> 0:15:14.840 the big jugs of the syrup, which I could drink. 0:15:14.880 --> 0:15:16.920 By the way, I love that stuff. I used to 0:15:16.960 --> 0:15:21.120 make Pecampie in Hello. I used to make Pecampie one 0:15:21.120 --> 0:15:25.400 of the restaurants I manage. Commercial. Yeah, ko just putting 0:15:25.440 --> 0:15:27.960 k ros. Want to want to complete k ro syrup 0:15:28.080 --> 0:15:34.240 dot com? Is that YouTube? Video? No? YouTube? Paper planes YouTube? 0:15:34.040 --> 0:15:38.560 Oh my god, you want to go to YouTube? Yes? YouTube? Okay, 0:15:38.800 --> 0:15:40.200 I have to tell you as it pull up a 0:15:40.240 --> 0:15:46.320 Kiro commercial. Okay, okay, all right, God k O k 0:15:46.560 --> 0:15:48.960 A r oh. Right now that's people going gainst carol. 0:15:48.960 --> 0:15:50.960 I don't care, are you right? I don't care. I 0:15:52.080 --> 0:15:55.480 think it's k Ro, but Caro it's not. It's not 0:15:55.680 --> 0:16:03.160 get played. I don't commercial. No, you can't type Caro commercial. No, 0:16:03.240 --> 0:16:05.120 these are people, these are songs. These are this has 0:16:05.200 --> 0:16:07.320 nothing to do with anything. The hell is wrong with you? 0:16:08.920 --> 0:16:13.840 The different languages? Now, none of this makes any sense. 0:16:13.880 --> 0:16:19.200 Brodie you have Caro syrup commercial, Kiro syrup commercial. Why 0:16:19.200 --> 0:16:24.400 are we doing this? Why is it so hard? Because 0:16:24.400 --> 0:16:31.120 I was thinking about your mother? Hi? No, Brodie, there's 0:16:31.120 --> 0:16:37.080 nothing here? Really? Yeah, hot hot cakes syrup, Caro commercial. 0:16:38.120 --> 0:16:44.000 I don't know what's gonna be on here. What are 0:16:44.000 --> 0:16:46.080 you doing? I'm looking at a corn step commercial? Pat, 0:16:46.160 --> 0:16:50.880 what are you doing? I'm trying to get this is 0:16:50.880 --> 0:16:55.800 in Spanish? I mean I'm in Spanish, Brodie, there's no 0:16:55.840 --> 0:16:58.240 commercial here for any of this stuff. There are no 0:16:58.320 --> 0:17:01.440 Caro commercials on TV. Used to be how to pronounce it? Hello? 0:17:02.400 --> 0:17:06.600 The best makers of Skippy peanut butter and Caro pour 0:17:06.720 --> 0:17:12.560 on and cooking stup reasons you found it? Yeah, now 0:17:12.640 --> 0:17:15.160 I've I've helped the one person who didn't say it right. 0:17:15.480 --> 0:17:17.560 Good for you. We took a ten minute detour. Let's 0:17:17.600 --> 0:17:20.520 just though. Is what we do. This is what the 0:17:20.520 --> 0:17:25.760 podcast is, tours, detours and more detours. But where were we? 0:17:25.800 --> 0:17:28.160 Why do we mention this? Where we? Where are we? 0:17:28.160 --> 0:17:31.119 We're talking about fillings and pies? Yeah? So is is 0:17:31.200 --> 0:17:33.880 cheesecake and cake? Get back to my question. Cheese cake 0:17:34.000 --> 0:17:36.879 I'm gonna go with cheesecake is a pie. But we 0:17:36.920 --> 0:17:40.680 mistakenly call it cake because people are just the creatures 0:17:40.680 --> 0:17:43.040 of habit. And somebody said it makes its cake. All right, 0:17:43.080 --> 0:17:44.840 I'm just wanted to know. So let me let me 0:17:44.840 --> 0:17:48.400 give you a definition of of cake, definition of cake, 0:17:48.680 --> 0:17:50.679 definition of cake. Hold on, here we go, hold on, 0:17:53.480 --> 0:17:58.639 definition of cake. Here's the definition of cake. An item 0:17:58.680 --> 0:18:02.760 of soft, sweet food made from a mixture of flour, shortening, eggs, sugar, 0:18:02.920 --> 0:18:06.400 and other ingredients, baked and often decorated. Okay, I didn't 0:18:06.400 --> 0:18:08.320 hear ice cream in there. No, I didn't hear ice cream. 0:18:08.320 --> 0:18:13.640 Now what's this? Hold on, let's try Merriam webster. Now 0:18:15.200 --> 0:18:17.879 a bread like food made from a dough about already 0:18:18.080 --> 0:18:20.280 sweet baked food made from a dough or thick batter, 0:18:20.720 --> 0:18:23.000 A flat and usually round mass of food that is 0:18:23.040 --> 0:18:26.760 baked to fry. Allah. Fish cake a block of compacted 0:18:26.800 --> 0:18:30.640 a congealed matter noe. A cake of ice, a hard 0:18:30.760 --> 0:18:33.960 or brittle layer of deposit, something easily done like that? Test? 0:18:34.040 --> 0:18:38.800 Was cake? Um? Wrong? Cake is a verb, as in Steve, 0:18:38.840 --> 0:18:42.520 ioci caked your ass face. Now you're off of Now 0:18:42.560 --> 0:18:45.240 you're off of actual the actual food. Let's see what 0:18:45.240 --> 0:18:47.320 the ice cream? Cake is not? Cake? I rest my 0:18:47.400 --> 0:18:51.160 case is ice cream cake cake. I rest my cake 0:18:51.680 --> 0:18:54.159 is ice cream cake a form of cake. It's not 0:18:55.040 --> 0:18:58.080 not happening. An ice cream cake is ice cream in 0:18:58.119 --> 0:19:00.160 the shape of a cake with layers of sponge, cake 0:19:00.240 --> 0:19:03.560 or cookie crumble in between. The popular form is a 0:19:03.560 --> 0:19:05.879 three layer cake with a layer of ice cream between 0:19:05.920 --> 0:19:09.560 two layers of cake. Right. If there's if they're sponging there, 0:19:09.640 --> 0:19:13.240 then you then she's right, right, who is that? That's that? 0:19:13.480 --> 0:19:16.760 What's her name? Mrs Google? Okay, all right, well, well 0:19:16.800 --> 0:19:19.080 there you go. I'm gonna say ice cream cake has 0:19:19.119 --> 0:19:21.320 nothing to do with cake. I think a crab cake 0:19:21.440 --> 0:19:24.000 is more more of a cake than because it's it's 0:19:24.040 --> 0:19:25.800 it's it's in a round, it's round, and it's in 0:19:25.840 --> 0:19:28.439 it it's it's no, it's said, it's said it right 0:19:28.440 --> 0:19:32.120 there in your last your last definition. I think crab 0:19:32.200 --> 0:19:37.879 cake this cake. It's compacted material, not not like cake 0:19:38.040 --> 0:19:43.600 or an ice cake. We're stupid, what are we thinking? Okay, 0:19:43.600 --> 0:19:48.320 so when we have to submit, if we've got to 0:19:48.320 --> 0:19:50.479 submit a clip, let's say, you know, for the for 0:19:50.520 --> 0:19:53.359 the Podcast Awards, I'm gonna make sure I submit us 0:19:53.400 --> 0:19:55.520 talking about k Roll. That's not the one that's gonna 0:19:55.520 --> 0:19:59.720 be a highlight clip right there, when that's gonna be 0:19:59.760 --> 0:20:02.600 our our music from when we accept our award. I 0:20:02.680 --> 0:20:05.080 was talking about Cairo. That's right, come up on stage 0:20:05.400 --> 0:20:09.440 and the whole audience. I thought it was all right. 0:20:10.280 --> 0:20:14.480 I have a rant about Nanni's it's a minor complaint. 0:20:15.359 --> 0:20:17.720 A guy in a red dumbass and a red sports 0:20:17.760 --> 0:20:22.800 car email etiquette, and I was stupid while I was 0:20:22.840 --> 0:20:27.000 in Hoboken, New Jersey. I like them all, but but 0:20:27.160 --> 0:20:28.560 I also want to do I know we're not doing 0:20:28.640 --> 0:20:31.359 unused jokes today. You're gonna save those things, but I 0:20:31.359 --> 0:20:33.720 do have an unused bit that I've been trying to 0:20:33.760 --> 0:20:36.040 get on for. We're not letting this go. I'm not 0:20:36.119 --> 0:20:38.280 letting it go because we worked sucking hard on this thing. 0:20:38.359 --> 0:20:41.360 Well we didn't. You had Garrett from our show to it. Yeah, 0:20:41.359 --> 0:20:43.600 but I coordinated with you. You said, Garret, go get 0:20:43.600 --> 0:20:45.720 it done. Garrett gets all the love on this. Garrett 0:20:45.760 --> 0:20:47.760 put this together. But you're like, I worked hard on that. 0:20:47.840 --> 0:20:51.359 You said, Garrett, get me a list of the best ones, Garrett, 0:20:51.840 --> 0:20:54.440 and then we all suggested them. Here's what Garrett did. Okay, 0:20:54.480 --> 0:20:57.240 Garrett actually put this in the system originally, but here 0:20:57.960 --> 0:20:59.679 Garrett and I then went into the system to try 0:20:59.720 --> 0:21:03.359 and find some of these clips to dig them up, okay, 0:21:03.440 --> 0:21:05.399 to put them in order. Okay, we call this the 0:21:05.480 --> 0:21:09.480 YouTube top five mash up countdown. Okay. You know how 0:21:09.520 --> 0:21:12.000 the internet, you know a lot of times viral videos 0:21:12.000 --> 0:21:15.200 break the internet, right, So sometimes people then they put 0:21:15.760 --> 0:21:20.000 songs to them. So there's like, for instance, our let's 0:21:20.000 --> 0:21:23.160 talk about the Mason rams Ramsey, the yodeling Walmart kid. 0:21:23.280 --> 0:21:26.359 You know him, right, sure, heydels in Walmart. You know 0:21:26.400 --> 0:21:34.960 the sound? Fine, you know that, Okay, and then somebody 0:21:35.000 --> 0:21:37.239 comes along and that you know, ten thousand people come 0:21:37.280 --> 0:21:40.400 along and then they do like an e d M 0:21:40.400 --> 0:21:43.919 remix of it. So listen to this, Ah, this is 0:21:43.920 --> 0:21:54.720 the yodeling kid. Everybody's with the d M remix just 0:21:54.720 --> 0:22:02.800 gonna kick in here. And the second I thought this 0:22:02.880 --> 0:22:06.119 was awesome. Now that that that that's the idea of 0:22:06.119 --> 0:22:09.280 what Okay, So that was that's good stuff. Now we 0:22:09.359 --> 0:22:12.560 had a countdown we thought were the five best of 0:22:12.600 --> 0:22:14.879 all time. Now you might think there might be a 0:22:14.920 --> 0:22:20.760 better one out there, but everybody remembers the double rainbow guy. Yeah, 0:22:20.960 --> 0:22:23.360 a double rainbow, right, that's the best clip you could 0:22:23.359 --> 0:22:25.560 find for the where's the double rainbow? That's the one 0:22:25.600 --> 0:22:28.480 that I hope you got. Nobody got time for that. 0:22:28.560 --> 0:22:32.199 Man man see man sees hold on double rainbow, hold on? 0:22:33.400 --> 0:22:37.760 Uh here it is right, man sez seeing a double rainbow. 0:22:37.800 --> 0:22:43.399 So you know this? Uh yeah, Oh it's a double rainbow. Whoa, 0:22:43.480 --> 0:22:48.800 that's a four rainbow double rainbow. Oh my god, whoa, 0:22:49.640 --> 0:22:55.240 Oh my god, oh my god. Remember that? Okay? And 0:22:55.280 --> 0:23:00.159 then somebody did several people did this. That's four your 0:23:00.200 --> 0:23:05.960 Paul all the way rainball like gob rainball. It's a 0:23:06.040 --> 0:23:18.159 double randall down? Yeah, what is so? Right? So that 0:23:18.240 --> 0:23:20.119 was cool anyway, So when's that? That's a good one. 0:23:20.119 --> 0:23:21.800 You don't like that one as much as I wanted 0:23:21.880 --> 0:23:23.840 us to vote on our favorite. Okay, so remember all 0:23:23.840 --> 0:23:25.200 of a said no to this bit on the Big Show. 0:23:25.240 --> 0:23:27.560 Here we go. We're doing it on our show. Yeah. 0:23:27.680 --> 0:23:34.080 Remember Antoine Dodson is obviously we have a rapist in 0:23:34.359 --> 0:23:38.200 Making Park. He's clambing in your windows, he's snatching your 0:23:38.200 --> 0:23:40.880 people up, trying to write from so y'a Nissa, had 0:23:40.960 --> 0:23:43.960 your kids, had your wife and had hug because they're 0:23:44.040 --> 0:23:46.359 raping anybody out here. The attacker. And then here we 0:23:46.400 --> 0:23:49.000 go with the auto tune version of that. He's clambing 0:23:49.040 --> 0:23:52.080 in your windows. He's snatching your people up, trying to 0:23:52.080 --> 0:23:55.639 write from Soya Nagy kids pad your white magic kids, 0:23:55.720 --> 0:23:59.640 had your wife? Has kids? Had your wife? Because they're 0:23:59.680 --> 0:24:04.800 raping anybody, So do so, do so. Don't keeps climbing 0:24:05.000 --> 0:24:13.040 up windows. I got bronchitis and then I got time 0:24:13.080 --> 0:24:15.800 of that. I don't think I don't think. That's not 0:24:15.840 --> 0:24:19.600 a realist. Well anyway, then we have the the opera 0:24:19.640 --> 0:24:22.480 Singing Donkey, remember Garrett Port this one and this one 0:24:22.560 --> 0:24:25.520 virals tell us switches, this is no this is the 0:24:25.560 --> 0:24:36.119 oppera singing donkey. Go ahead, that's a donkey everyone. And 0:24:36.119 --> 0:24:38.439 then somebody came along and did it and then put 0:24:38.520 --> 0:24:41.280 it to music. Guns and roses, Welcome to the jungle. 0:24:50.720 --> 0:25:02.639 That's good, all right? Then the two more okay, Swift, 0:25:02.640 --> 0:25:13.760 we're getting better, right, So we have goats Okay, okay, 0:25:13.800 --> 0:25:15.920 And now here's the Then somebody took that and put 0:25:16.080 --> 0:25:18.840 Taylor Swift's trouble in there and they mashed him together 0:25:18.880 --> 0:25:36.080 to hear this. Yeah, that's because okay, here's the one 0:25:36.119 --> 0:25:37.919 that beat it, and that this is your favorite. This 0:25:38.000 --> 0:25:41.040 is my favorite. Uh I just I guess grand cano 0:25:41.480 --> 0:25:44.760 Um won the game. He was the kick Graham Graham Gono. 0:25:45.119 --> 0:25:47.919 He was the kicker for the Carolina Pantelis he is 0:25:48.040 --> 0:25:51.560 and a sixty yard field goal. It was insane. Don't 0:25:51.560 --> 0:25:55.080 tweet me. They had Spanish the Spanish announcers version of 0:25:55.119 --> 0:25:58.399 that of him making this game winning unbelievable field goal. 0:25:58.480 --> 0:26:04.360 It's fantastic. I won't be starts said he you got 0:26:04.920 --> 0:26:10.280 you got no log no God, no logo, no god, 0:26:10.320 --> 0:26:14.240 no log no god no long no said you're God 0:26:14.280 --> 0:26:24.760 no log no go, no log noa y'all, y'all. That's 0:26:24.840 --> 0:26:28.000 hilarious by itself, But then somebody took this ship to 0:26:28.000 --> 0:26:31.040 the next level. This is my favorite. This has gotta 0:26:31.080 --> 0:26:34.960 be my favorite clip of all time where they took 0:26:35.000 --> 0:26:38.600 the mash up and mashed it up with this. Nah. 0:26:38.680 --> 0:26:41.240 If y'all want to put it, I please do. It's 0:26:41.320 --> 0:26:49.680 just ya. If y'all want to put it like please 0:26:49.720 --> 0:27:02.840 do yas say just say Okay, that's gonna be hard 0:27:02.840 --> 0:27:07.560 to be. That is fucking hysterical. That's good. If you 0:27:08.359 --> 0:27:13.040 have an auto tune something or mash up, please let 0:27:13.520 --> 0:27:16.240 a pop culture, that it can't just be a random thing. 0:27:17.040 --> 0:27:19.080 The Goats, The Goats and Taylor was random, but for 0:27:19.119 --> 0:27:21.560 the most thea was a viral video, right, the Goat. Right, 0:27:21.600 --> 0:27:24.640 you have to take something that's viral, the opera singing Donkey. 0:27:24.720 --> 0:27:27.159 So if you can find something viral and then find 0:27:27.720 --> 0:27:31.120 us something that's better than the Spanish announcers mash up 0:27:31.920 --> 0:27:35.040 with let me clear my throat. I mean the announcers 0:27:35.080 --> 0:27:39.960 aren't Spanish. They speak Spanish. They the Spanish speaking announced there, 0:27:40.160 --> 0:27:46.160 but they might be Spanish as well. But Hispanic. Okay's cool, 0:27:46.560 --> 0:27:49.000 We're cool. We're all cool. They're living with being Hispanic. 0:27:49.560 --> 0:27:52.159 Were talking about that? Yeah, right, anyway, I love that. 0:27:52.640 --> 0:27:55.080 Find some send them in. I would love to play 0:27:55.119 --> 0:27:57.000 them on a future podcast. See what I'm doing here. 0:27:57.040 --> 0:27:59.560 I'm getting more benchmarks and bits for our show. But 0:27:59.640 --> 0:28:01.560 please admit them, because we will play them. I think 0:28:01.760 --> 0:28:05.719 I love mashups. I love pop culture. We're looking at 0:28:05.760 --> 0:28:07.639 me with that crazy no because I want to phrase 0:28:07.680 --> 0:28:09.200 this right when people don't get offended. But speaking of 0:28:09.240 --> 0:28:13.480 people who speak Spanish and other languages, right, A lot 0:28:13.520 --> 0:28:16.480 of times in this area where we work in Lower Manhattan, 0:28:17.320 --> 0:28:20.880 there are nanny's. They're everywhere. There's a school near where 0:28:20.920 --> 0:28:23.200 we park our cars, and you have to go past 0:28:23.200 --> 0:28:25.639 the school every day. Well, a lot of people work. 0:28:26.240 --> 0:28:27.800 And by the way, sure there's a lot of great 0:28:27.880 --> 0:28:29.600 nannies in the world. I'm sure people listening. If you're 0:28:29.600 --> 0:28:31.840 a nanny, you're great. May have a nanny that are great. 0:28:32.200 --> 0:28:34.240 I'm just telling you that the nannies we walk past 0:28:34.720 --> 0:28:37.240 to get to our cars every day, some of them, 0:28:37.480 --> 0:28:39.320 I'm not sure I would trust my kids with them. 0:28:39.360 --> 0:28:43.320 We have them in Hoboken. We call them the stroller mafia. Okay, 0:28:43.400 --> 0:28:50.000 So what I've noticed as a parent, Um, you have 0:28:50.080 --> 0:28:53.920 a baby, they're fragile, and you have to guard them 0:28:53.920 --> 0:28:56.320 with your life. You have to protect them like they're 0:28:56.360 --> 0:29:03.840 the greatest thing ever. Right, Okay, so uh, I wouldn't 0:29:03.840 --> 0:29:08.600 cross the street, um the way these women do, because 0:29:08.640 --> 0:29:12.600 every time I get my car, Um, they crossed the 0:29:12.600 --> 0:29:16.720 street without looking like they pushed their babies. And you 0:29:16.760 --> 0:29:19.000 know their nannies because they're usually a lot older than 0:29:19.280 --> 0:29:21.400 you would think the mom would be. They tend not 0:29:21.440 --> 0:29:23.800 to look like the kids at all, and they're clearly 0:29:23.920 --> 0:29:28.040 nannies and they crossed the street. They don't look like 0:29:28.080 --> 0:29:30.480 it's not their kids. Well, I don't understand something. I 0:29:30.560 --> 0:29:34.280 understand you're getting paid. I understand normally you can't possibly 0:29:34.320 --> 0:29:36.000 love a kid as much as the parent does. I 0:29:36.040 --> 0:29:37.880 get that, but you should at least love the kid 0:29:38.240 --> 0:29:41.320 more importantly. If the car hits the kid, it's goodn't 0:29:41.360 --> 0:29:46.840 hit you too, right, So look, oh, thousands of percent. 0:29:46.920 --> 0:29:49.400 I was gonna like the other day and this guy 0:29:49.520 --> 0:29:52.240 just just wheels a stroller into the middle of the street. 0:29:53.520 --> 0:29:55.760 It was it was a guy. It was a manny, 0:29:55.840 --> 0:29:58.320 a man, a male n not a guy named man 0:29:58.760 --> 0:30:02.920 male nanny. And he was just wheeling the stroll into 0:30:02.960 --> 0:30:05.360 the street and he let the stroller go first, just 0:30:05.520 --> 0:30:08.840 into oncoming traffic, didn't it. They push it across, just 0:30:08.840 --> 0:30:11.600 like pushing it. Like yeah, I'm like, how do you 0:30:11.640 --> 0:30:13.160 just how do you? How do you lead with the 0:30:13.200 --> 0:30:16.040 stroller like that? That's so dangerous. There's gotta be a 0:30:16.040 --> 0:30:18.680 better way. It's gotta be a better way. Well, first 0:30:18.680 --> 0:30:21.200 of all, you gotta go out in the street and look, right, No, 0:30:21.360 --> 0:30:24.160 I just walked across with it. Didn't even look probably 0:30:24.160 --> 0:30:26.440 not as kids. So you're saying that if it's not 0:30:26.520 --> 0:30:31.400 your property, I'm sure there actual parents. I took your 0:30:31.480 --> 0:30:33.600 car out for a spin, broody. You wouldn't baby it 0:30:33.680 --> 0:30:37.240 the way, baby, I wouldn't care right. Like the parking 0:30:37.280 --> 0:30:39.120 garage guys, I saw them driving your call one day. 0:30:39.120 --> 0:30:41.840 They weren't being nice to it. It's like that scene 0:30:41.840 --> 0:30:44.440 in Ferris Peeler's day off. As soon as he leaves 0:30:44.440 --> 0:30:46.440 the garage, they take it out for a joy ride. Dude. 0:30:46.440 --> 0:30:49.240 I set my car up every day with the temperature 0:30:49.520 --> 0:30:52.960 the opposite of what they would want. So if it's 0:30:53.000 --> 0:30:59.080 if it's cold right, no, no, no right, and then 0:30:59.120 --> 0:31:01.160 this way you see if E shut it right and 0:31:01.200 --> 0:31:02.680 I and I put it on an odd number like 0:31:02.720 --> 0:31:05.400 sixty three, you actually test them, Yeah, because I've caught 0:31:05.440 --> 0:31:07.480 them doing it because I come back and there's like 0:31:07.560 --> 0:31:09.480 no gas in my car, and I'm like, there was gas. 0:31:09.920 --> 0:31:13.240 They're running the car in the winter, so I don't 0:31:13.240 --> 0:31:14.840 want them, I said to the guy. So they sit 0:31:14.920 --> 0:31:17.520 in your car and sleep right, and they keep the 0:31:17.640 --> 0:31:19.720 heat on right, And in the summertime, I put the 0:31:19.720 --> 0:31:22.320 heat up to like eighty. So that's where they getting 0:31:22.320 --> 0:31:23.800 a car. And if I see that they're putting heat on, 0:31:24.080 --> 0:31:26.000 they got a low inns. You caught them. Yeah, I 0:31:26.040 --> 0:31:28.720 caught him who years ago, I caught him. The guy 0:31:28.720 --> 0:31:31.480 didn't worked anymore. Remember the guy, the ball guy has 0:31:31.560 --> 0:31:33.920 hair on the sides only. Yeah he yeah, he did it. 0:31:34.800 --> 0:31:36.560 I know he didn't wonder why he wanted your car 0:31:36.560 --> 0:31:39.400 as supposed to the other fifty that we have in 0:31:39.400 --> 0:31:41.760 that car. Because they're called in the morning. We come 0:31:41.760 --> 0:31:43.840 in early in the morning, so they put the car 0:31:44.440 --> 0:31:48.080 between your car my car. They probably do other cars. 0:31:48.280 --> 0:31:50.600 We we leave early, so they keep our cars up front. 0:31:50.880 --> 0:31:53.280 This way they can run to help people faster. Our 0:31:53.320 --> 0:31:56.800 cars aren't like all the way downstairs. I think, wherever 0:31:56.840 --> 0:31:59.000 you park your car, you just gotta be careful. I 0:31:59.120 --> 0:32:00.720 do that. Where if I to your car, Brody, I 0:32:00.760 --> 0:32:02.080 don't know. I don't know if I would, I would 0:32:02.080 --> 0:32:05.040 just leave it in a bad neighborhood whatever. You couldn't 0:32:05.040 --> 0:32:07.920 handle my car, you couldn't. I wouldn't do it on purpose. 0:32:08.240 --> 0:32:09.680 But it's the same thing. It goes back to me. 0:32:10.000 --> 0:32:14.920 It goes back to nanny and a baby. Sometime last winter, 0:32:15.360 --> 0:32:17.160 I saw a woman knocked the carriage over into the 0:32:17.160 --> 0:32:19.280 snow like it was she just bumped into it, knocked 0:32:19.280 --> 0:32:22.240 it over sideways. You can't do that. I just feel 0:32:22.280 --> 0:32:24.360 like you should be not look again, not offending any 0:32:24.440 --> 0:32:27.400 nanny's listening, just the ones over here. I feel it's 0:32:27.440 --> 0:32:32.480 a problem. And it's an affluent area here, like the 0:32:32.720 --> 0:32:35.800 school they go to very expensive. I feel like they're 0:32:35.800 --> 0:32:37.760 paying they should get like a little more security with 0:32:37.800 --> 0:32:41.440 their kids. Look both ways. That's all I'm asking. Does 0:32:41.440 --> 0:32:43.040 this seemed like a lot to ask? No, it's not. 0:32:43.320 --> 0:32:45.560 I don't want to hit the kid. I can't afford 0:32:45.560 --> 0:32:49.560 to hit the kids. We have to say congratulations to 0:32:49.600 --> 0:32:52.240 have very on you. It's you. It's a left worked 0:32:52.240 --> 0:32:54.640 on the Big Show with us and she bet on here. Yeah, 0:32:54.720 --> 0:32:57.200 you had We had her on the last episode before 0:32:57.200 --> 0:32:59.400 that with Latinos. That's right, right, we had her on. 0:32:59.520 --> 0:33:01.160 We've had her in a couple of times and we 0:33:01.280 --> 0:33:03.320 love her. And she's off to Los Angeles right now. 0:33:03.400 --> 0:33:05.800 She took a job with the Recording Academy, a temporary 0:33:05.880 --> 0:33:07.840 temporary John and you're working at a record label soon 0:33:08.400 --> 0:33:11.320 and uh hopefully with as you know, fall goes well. Now. 0:33:12.280 --> 0:33:15.600 Our last day on Friday, I think I think I 0:33:15.600 --> 0:33:18.160 picked her off. You did you? You were over doing it? Well, 0:33:19.000 --> 0:33:21.720 I don't. You started on Thursday though, this is the 0:33:21.800 --> 0:33:25.160 last Thursday you're ever gonna work for whatever. If if 0:33:25.160 --> 0:33:26.760 you're not going to see someone for a long time, 0:33:26.840 --> 0:33:28.560 or let's say they move away, or they get a 0:33:28.560 --> 0:33:30.920 new job, or it's whatever it is, it's a last. 0:33:31.160 --> 0:33:33.520 It's it's like you're leaving them in life, right, see 0:33:33.560 --> 0:33:37.760 you later. You there. Last day is usually a day 0:33:37.920 --> 0:33:40.160 full of lasts that you have to point out to 0:33:40.200 --> 0:33:44.120 them gratuitously. It's like, oh, if I if let's say 0:33:44.120 --> 0:33:46.320 that we had this meeting at a ten o'clock meeting 0:33:46.360 --> 0:33:48.239 after the morning show is over, I had to make 0:33:48.240 --> 0:33:50.920 it a point to tell your Ritsa, this is you know, 0:33:51.480 --> 0:33:53.760 this is the last meeting. This is the last time 0:33:53.960 --> 0:33:56.600 we're gonna be sitting here together. You know. If we 0:33:56.680 --> 0:33:59.400 go out, let's say we went out for lunch at noon, 0:33:59.640 --> 0:34:01.840 I'm like, this is the last time we're gonna be 0:34:01.880 --> 0:34:04.240 on the Starbucks and have a coffee. This is the 0:34:04.320 --> 0:34:07.840 last one. This is the last one PM we're gonna 0:34:07.880 --> 0:34:09.919 share together. Right. But it's the same as those people 0:34:09.920 --> 0:34:13.279 who like they'll see you on December, we'll see you 0:34:13.440 --> 0:34:15.759 till next year. This is the last time I'll see 0:34:15.760 --> 0:34:19.000 you in No but it's annoying but I feel like 0:34:19.520 --> 0:34:22.879 she was like, don't do this, I'm gonna crime. Well 0:34:22.920 --> 0:34:25.880 here's the thing. People leave this show or any job, 0:34:26.360 --> 0:34:28.120 but let's talk about this show. You and I have 0:34:28.160 --> 0:34:31.239 been on the show twenty years for me, and I 0:34:31.280 --> 0:34:33.520 had twenty half years, two and a half years for you. 0:34:33.840 --> 0:34:35.600 Why lately on the year you've been saying twenty three years, 0:34:35.600 --> 0:34:37.880 I don't know twenty because I've been at the station 0:34:37.920 --> 0:34:42.040 for twenty two years. It'll bee and April. Yeah, that's 0:34:42.040 --> 0:34:45.200 half a year away, but that doesn't change the fact 0:34:45.239 --> 0:34:48.920 that it will be twenty two years. That's it. If 0:34:48.920 --> 0:34:50.680 someone was born to day the show started, they be 0:34:50.680 --> 0:34:53.560 twenty two right, all right, so twenty two years, I've 0:34:53.560 --> 0:34:55.520 been twenty five or six of us have been here 0:34:55.560 --> 0:34:58.279 the whole time, like almost like over twenty years. And 0:34:58.280 --> 0:35:00.000 there's some people that come for five years, six year 0:35:00.000 --> 0:35:03.600 seven as they leave, right, But like any office, Oh, 0:35:03.600 --> 0:35:06.799 it will always be friends, you like family, especially on 0:35:06.840 --> 0:35:09.200 a show like this, where we sleep, we we we travel, 0:35:09.200 --> 0:35:11.319 we do it together. Well, we see each other as 0:35:11.400 --> 0:35:14.160 much as our own families. I gotta be honest. Once 0:35:14.160 --> 0:35:17.320 you're off this show, have you seen a lot except 0:35:17.320 --> 0:35:20.120 for Colin, me and Anthony who keeps showing up to events. Well, 0:35:20.120 --> 0:35:22.160 they put in the effort, that's why. But yeah, but 0:35:22.160 --> 0:35:25.040 they show up the cruises, right, and they come home 0:35:25.080 --> 0:35:27.080 because they want to come in. They live in this area. 0:35:27.480 --> 0:35:29.719 But for the but they make an effort, right, But 0:35:29.760 --> 0:35:33.480 for the most part, think about like, Okay, for instance, 0:35:33.760 --> 0:35:36.839 I'm gonna thinking the same. Hold on, I'm gonna give 0:35:36.840 --> 0:35:39.359 you a different friends, since I canna give yours. We 0:35:39.400 --> 0:35:42.000 love your ritza six months from now. You think you'll 0:35:42.080 --> 0:35:43.520 you'll see it with you now in six months, No, 0:35:43.840 --> 0:35:45.719 not because we don't love her. However, she'll be out 0:35:45.760 --> 0:35:48.040 in I'll make an effort when we're in l A 0:35:48.160 --> 0:35:51.600 for the podcast A world effort. Yeah, I will. I 0:35:51.640 --> 0:35:53.399 told her, and she has my word that every time 0:35:53.400 --> 0:35:55.680 I'm in l A. I'll give her every time. The 0:35:55.760 --> 0:35:58.279 first two times, but the third time you'll be like, 0:35:58.360 --> 0:35:59.920 oh I saw it last time, I could skip it. 0:36:00.200 --> 0:36:02.279 Then the fun time I started two times, I see 0:36:02.280 --> 0:36:05.879 where you're going. Okay, your best friend, well, I'm trying 0:36:05.920 --> 0:36:07.399 to get him on the phone right now, this beast, 0:36:07.480 --> 0:36:10.760 I don't know. It's better for let's write them first, okay, 0:36:10.880 --> 0:36:13.440 then get him on the phone. Okay, how long do 0:36:13.480 --> 0:36:16.800 you know Ronnie? I know Ronnie the bald freak Rannie. 0:36:17.200 --> 0:36:20.000 Oh god, it's got to be thirty two years. Thirty 0:36:20.000 --> 0:36:22.720 three years, you guys, three years. You grew up together, 0:36:23.400 --> 0:36:25.239 went to the grade school again, went to the same 0:36:25.239 --> 0:36:27.400 middle school, and we went to the same high school. 0:36:27.560 --> 0:36:29.960 We went to the same college. We ran the college 0:36:30.040 --> 0:36:35.200 radio station together, goddamn started and then you helped him 0:36:35.200 --> 0:36:36.640 get the job on the side, and I got him 0:36:36.640 --> 0:36:38.200 the job on the show. Did you guys go to 0:36:38.200 --> 0:36:40.640 grade school together? Not grade school? Why not? In the 0:36:40.680 --> 0:36:43.640 seventh grade? We lived in different zones, Okay, different zones. 0:36:43.840 --> 0:36:45.520 We weren't in the same neighbor So you've known him 0:36:45.520 --> 0:36:48.200 thirty two years. Thirty two years big fans of the 0:36:48.239 --> 0:36:51.080 Beastie Boys together, Oh my god. And not only that 0:36:51.160 --> 0:36:55.680 bro yet you know he's the guy comes over. You 0:36:56.200 --> 0:36:58.880 did a podcast with him at one point. But what 0:36:58.920 --> 0:37:03.239 I remember whatever, it's on this RSS feed. You can 0:37:03.239 --> 0:37:06.040 go back before episode zero and hear them. We still 0:37:06.320 --> 0:37:08.200 but but to listen to you guys did too many 0:37:08.200 --> 0:37:10.319 shows a week. Yes, we did crazy amount the show. 0:37:10.560 --> 0:37:12.799 But I will say that Ronnie, as a tried and 0:37:12.840 --> 0:37:15.880 true friend was well, I'm gonna say, was that's the 0:37:15.880 --> 0:37:20.120 opposite operative word the girlfriend. We got to say that, 0:37:20.640 --> 0:37:24.360 that was gonna say the word got wepped. He I 0:37:24.360 --> 0:37:26.719 don't know what it was, but he okay. We used 0:37:26.719 --> 0:37:28.759 to hang out. We used to be boys on weekends, 0:37:28.880 --> 0:37:32.000 used to be her playground. And then he moved to Washington, 0:37:32.080 --> 0:37:36.240 d C. And I gotta tell you. We'll ask me, hey, scary, 0:37:36.280 --> 0:37:39.240 how many times have you seen bald freak since he's moved? 0:37:39.239 --> 0:37:41.880 He moved away. When did he move? Had to be 0:37:41.880 --> 0:37:45.200 about four or five months ago. Now I want to 0:37:45.200 --> 0:37:50.680 say said no, just no, no, no, it was. It 0:37:50.680 --> 0:37:53.719 doesn't matter. It's been a long time, all right. So 0:37:53.800 --> 0:37:58.560 let's say the summer right, zero times zero started from 0:37:58.640 --> 0:38:01.920 zero here still geral, And this is a guy you're 0:38:01.960 --> 0:38:06.080 a two years unrelated to work now, So my point was, right, 0:38:06.280 --> 0:38:08.759 that's a guy you know thirty two years. Imagine it's 0:38:08.800 --> 0:38:11.319 somebody you just know for a few years that you 0:38:11.400 --> 0:38:13.680 see it work, you have occasional lunch, you walk by 0:38:13.680 --> 0:38:17.920 their cubicle, they leave, they're dead. We go through this 0:38:18.000 --> 0:38:20.520 every six months with interns. We have a whole cropping 0:38:20.600 --> 0:38:23.520 internal No I like them that it's not that I 0:38:23.560 --> 0:38:26.400 don't like them. But it's just a fact of reality. 0:38:26.520 --> 0:38:29.240 It's it. That's the reality of the situation. They're leaving, 0:38:29.280 --> 0:38:32.360 they're walking out the door, and then I'm like, hey, 0:38:32.600 --> 0:38:35.680 I guess let's see you soon, right, Remember you can 0:38:35.719 --> 0:38:37.759 always what do they say? You can always come home? 0:38:38.280 --> 0:38:41.520 What you could? This This isn't goodbye, this is just 0:38:41.600 --> 0:38:46.160 see you later, goo goodbye. Then that's the reality. Right now, 0:38:46.160 --> 0:38:50.120 you're going do some quick math. How many interns have 0:38:50.200 --> 0:38:54.280 we had here over the course of the last Come on, alright, 0:38:54.320 --> 0:39:01.279 let's see if it times? Yeah, yeah, so yeah, so 0:39:01.320 --> 0:39:04.320 how many? How many times? How many times have we um? 0:39:04.440 --> 0:39:06.880 I don't know. Let's say, let's say like five hundred interns, 0:39:06.920 --> 0:39:09.920 maybe five hundred interns. How many of them do you 0:39:10.040 --> 0:39:13.520 really stay in touch with? Oh I, oh, I know 0:39:13.600 --> 0:39:15.440 they're all hitting you. I'd stay close to a hundred 0:39:15.440 --> 0:39:17.239 because they're hitting up for jobs. Oh no, no, A 0:39:17.280 --> 0:39:18.520 lot of them just like hey, I got a new 0:39:18.600 --> 0:39:21.080 job to keep me posted. I I still talk to 0:39:21.320 --> 0:39:24.520 maybe because they they're like occasionally that guy Nolan and 0:39:24.560 --> 0:39:27.960 a few others hits us up on so hit us up. 0:39:28.719 --> 0:39:31.560 But even like inquiring about like, hey, what's going on 0:39:31.640 --> 0:39:35.080 for the future, is any anything opening up? Maybe eight 0:39:35.160 --> 0:39:38.759 or nine internship program. But yeah, but but I try 0:39:38.800 --> 0:39:40.920 to make it a point to say that's bad. Odds 0:39:41.520 --> 0:39:46.400 at five, it's one out of every five is terrible. 0:39:46.760 --> 0:39:50.279 You think you formed these lifelong. Some interns come and go. 0:39:50.400 --> 0:39:52.200 Some interns are good and then they don't, like make 0:39:52.200 --> 0:39:54.759 an impression. But I remember them. Can I just get 0:39:54.840 --> 0:39:56.480 Ronnie on the phone real quick. I gotta get him 0:39:56.480 --> 0:39:58.600 on the phone. I gotta get it because I want 0:39:58.600 --> 0:40:01.439 to before you get Runnie on the phone, my friend 0:40:01.520 --> 0:40:03.520 Arc get on the mike. Damn it. You know how 0:40:03.520 --> 0:40:05.440 to use a mike. I just didn't want to interrupt 0:40:06.440 --> 0:40:10.160 up the entire podcast is interruption? Yeah, well you've heard it. 0:40:10.400 --> 0:40:11.960 We were just talking about well a little while ago, 0:40:12.000 --> 0:40:14.120 talking about our special guest on Thursday. That's right, will 0:40:14.120 --> 0:40:18.440 be Anthony. That's very exciting. Thank you. I'm exciting. Thank 0:40:18.440 --> 0:40:20.279 you for setting that up for us, No problem. Eric 0:40:20.280 --> 0:40:22.000 worked for the Open Anthony Show for how many years? 0:40:22.000 --> 0:40:25.640 The Opening Anthony Show, Opening Opie and Anthony Show. I said, 0:40:26.880 --> 0:40:29.680 uh like fourteen years, fourteen years. And now you work 0:40:29.719 --> 0:40:32.520 with Anthony over at the compound. When they broke up. 0:40:32.520 --> 0:40:35.600 You worked for Opie. I did, and then years later 0:40:35.640 --> 0:40:38.000 you work Anthony, I know, And then I'm sure in 0:40:38.040 --> 0:40:39.920 a couple more years I'll be working for Jim Norton 0:40:39.960 --> 0:40:43.680 in some capacity. So the show you were on was 0:40:43.719 --> 0:40:47.520 together for you said fourteen years, right of my fourteen 0:40:47.560 --> 0:40:51.040 years they were together? Right? How many people from that 0:40:51.120 --> 0:40:56.040 show do you are you still friendly with? Um? Handful 0:40:56.080 --> 0:40:58.560 of them, yeah, but a lot of them are dead 0:40:58.560 --> 0:41:03.880 to you. No, not really say there's maybe one person 0:41:03.920 --> 0:41:08.160 that I don't different environment over. We were just saying 0:41:08.200 --> 0:41:10.000 when people leave, they're not dead to us. We liked them. 0:41:10.120 --> 0:41:11.600 But you say you're gonna see them and you don't 0:41:11.600 --> 0:41:14.560 see them. Um, well, there's people at the other company 0:41:14.600 --> 0:41:16.319 that I worked at that I was friendly with and 0:41:16.400 --> 0:41:19.319 I probably won't see again. Yes, that's what we've been ill. 0:41:19.280 --> 0:41:23.040 I used to see them every day. Touch. It begs 0:41:23.040 --> 0:41:25.719 the question that when the Elvis Durand Big Show is over, 0:41:25.880 --> 0:41:27.680 and when the Brooklyn Boys podcast is over, well I 0:41:27.719 --> 0:41:30.839 see you again, Brodie, who you exactly see I don't 0:41:30.840 --> 0:41:33.239 know or anyone out that we've been spending the last 0:41:33.239 --> 0:41:35.600 twenty two years with it. And talked to Danielle again 0:41:35.640 --> 0:41:38.200 on Greg T Well, I ever see Elvis again. I 0:41:38.200 --> 0:41:41.080 think your situation is different because you've been with this 0:41:41.160 --> 0:41:45.400 show for a long time. I think that's more Uh, 0:41:45.400 --> 0:41:48.439 that's that's more family based. That's something that you would 0:41:48.440 --> 0:41:50.359 definitely keep in touch with them. So is the fact 0:41:50.400 --> 0:41:53.400 that my my friend of thirty two years, best friend, 0:41:53.800 --> 0:41:56.520 bald freak Rannie, who was who also worked on this show. 0:41:56.680 --> 0:41:58.800 He was my friend off and on this show before 0:41:58.800 --> 0:42:00.600 the show, before I even got a job here. They 0:42:00.600 --> 0:42:02.879 grew up together. We grew up together. Okay, he moves 0:42:02.920 --> 0:42:06.359 to Washington two years, that implies that Washington, right, it's 0:42:06.440 --> 0:42:09.440 three or four months ago, Agena. Once you talked to 0:42:09.480 --> 0:42:11.120 him on the phone, though, you've had long conversations on 0:42:11.160 --> 0:42:15.040 the phone. No, maybe one, maybe one just to catch 0:42:15.120 --> 0:42:17.920 up your text all the time. Or no, he's got 0:42:17.960 --> 0:42:20.880 a girlfriend zero he Yeah, that's what I had a girlfriend. 0:42:21.000 --> 0:42:27.000 Yeah is it a new girlfriend. It's still in the 0:42:27.000 --> 0:42:31.120 new vicinity, so you're still happy. Yeah, yeah, that's that's look. Unfortunately, 0:42:31.120 --> 0:42:34.000 that happens with your guy friends when they start seeing 0:42:34.000 --> 0:42:37.160 a girl and a year change is still rather new 0:42:37.520 --> 0:42:41.320 that it becomes that's their world. It's it's that first 0:42:41.400 --> 0:42:44.399 work second their friends. You know what he's dating someone 0:42:44.560 --> 0:42:48.040 really cool who does not monopolize his time. Somebody doesn't 0:42:48.080 --> 0:42:52.200 mean she is. It means he is. Like he's wanting 0:42:52.239 --> 0:42:56.759 to make that the monopoly, the monopolize his time with her. Yeah, 0:42:56.760 --> 0:42:58.279 but right, she's not saying you have to hang out 0:42:58.320 --> 0:43:00.360 with me, but he's thinking no when I know you no. 0:43:00.480 --> 0:43:01.960 But there are times when she just goes away for 0:43:02.000 --> 0:43:04.480 the weekend. She does her thing. She's very independent, she's 0:43:04.560 --> 0:43:06.720 she's really cool. Does he sit by the door waiting 0:43:06.719 --> 0:43:07.880 for her to come back because he's not coming to 0:43:07.880 --> 0:43:10.399 New York. He's like the dog in the window. He's 0:43:10.400 --> 0:43:12.080 not like, oh, I'm away, I have I have the 0:43:12.080 --> 0:43:13.560 weekend to myself. I think I'll go back to you. 0:43:14.440 --> 0:43:17.080 Apparently it was his birthday weekend this past weekend. What 0:43:17.160 --> 0:43:18.680 you gotta I got a half of an invite? What 0:43:18.800 --> 0:43:20.799 you got him? Well, I'll tell you what I got him. 0:43:21.080 --> 0:43:24.200 I got him got some goold you know I because 0:43:24.600 --> 0:43:27.359 he invited two of my other friends and they all 0:43:27.400 --> 0:43:29.919 made plans and they all had beds in the place 0:43:29.960 --> 0:43:33.680 because he's got a big house now for you. And afterthought, yeah, 0:43:33.680 --> 0:43:35.080 he goes, oh, by the way, oh yeah, we're doing 0:43:35.080 --> 0:43:39.359 this this weekend. Um, oh yeah, yeah, if you want 0:43:39.360 --> 0:43:42.440 to come by, you can join us too. But I 0:43:42.440 --> 0:43:45.680 don't know. We hadn't think about a sleeping arrangement. That travelocity. 0:43:46.239 --> 0:43:49.319 That's not a good sign. That's not a good sign off. 0:43:50.280 --> 0:43:52.879 Now that I'm getting angry, Yeah, but all right, if 0:43:52.920 --> 0:43:55.600 he showed up here, out of nowhere and said, hey, 0:43:55.719 --> 0:43:58.040 let's go grab lunch or something, you'd be cool with it, 0:43:58.960 --> 0:44:01.760 like nothing ever happened. Actually used my apartment one weekend 0:44:01.760 --> 0:44:03.840 when I was out of town. He came back to it, 0:44:03.920 --> 0:44:05.880 he came, he came back to New York to visit 0:44:05.920 --> 0:44:08.960 when you were here, he said, class, he said, scary, 0:44:08.960 --> 0:44:11.040 I need, right, yeah, right, because I need. I'm gonna 0:44:11.040 --> 0:44:13.040 see my parents and my sister. That he already knew 0:44:13.040 --> 0:44:16.839 you were out of town, he knew, yeah, and I can, 0:44:16.880 --> 0:44:19.160 I can I use your apartment for the weekend. And 0:44:19.200 --> 0:44:21.560 I'm like sure. I'm like, I'm not gonna be here. 0:44:21.560 --> 0:44:24.160 I'm gonna be wherever I was. I was away. I 0:44:24.480 --> 0:44:26.800 we didn't even cross paths, We not even cross pats. 0:44:26.840 --> 0:44:29.320 But I'll tell you what. He left my bed. Undid 0:44:29.760 --> 0:44:32.920 he where he's something in my bed? Did you black lighted? No? 0:44:34.120 --> 0:44:37.879 You always change the sheets, Well, so did you? Can't 0:44:37.880 --> 0:44:39.680 you change the sheets? Right? Of course I did? Okay, 0:44:39.719 --> 0:44:41.440 as soon as I got I was gonna call him 0:44:41.440 --> 0:44:43.719 and ran did you give him new sheets when he 0:44:43.760 --> 0:44:46.080 moved in? Like? Are they old sheets? Like you didn't watch? 0:44:46.239 --> 0:44:48.560 He left me dirty towels and dirty sheets? Right? But 0:44:48.600 --> 0:44:50.480 did he lay on sheets you were laying on? What? 0:44:50.600 --> 0:44:53.279 Did you give him fresh sheets? I did? He laid 0:44:53.320 --> 0:44:55.560 on the sheets and I was playing. He should have 0:44:55.600 --> 0:44:57.920 black lighted. Did you did you have sex on those 0:44:58.000 --> 0:45:00.239 sheets before he was in? No? I did not. I 0:45:00.239 --> 0:45:02.120 don't think I did. No. I don't think we should 0:45:02.120 --> 0:45:05.719 get him on the phone. This guy, this guy is 0:45:05.760 --> 0:45:09.440 thirty two years eric. He might be busy right now. Yeah, 0:45:09.640 --> 0:45:11.759 he says he's free up after twelve thirty. We'll see 0:45:11.800 --> 0:45:16.040 how radio gig right. I don't know if he's gonna 0:45:16.400 --> 0:45:19.120 answer this call. By the way, almost every time we've 0:45:19.120 --> 0:45:20.960 tried to call somebody outside of our mother's they don't answer. 0:45:21.080 --> 0:45:23.520 They do not answer. It's like they know, yeah, yeah, 0:45:23.640 --> 0:45:25.799 they know they're gonna be put on a podcast. He 0:45:25.800 --> 0:45:28.920 probably sees the phone number. He knows it's us because 0:45:28.920 --> 0:45:31.160 it's the radio station calling we'll get him. I'll get 0:45:31.200 --> 0:45:34.400 him some other time. Bastard. Yeah, alright, screw it. Well, 0:45:34.480 --> 0:45:36.719 he maybe knows it's you. He just let's it. He's 0:45:36.719 --> 0:45:44.240 avoiding reading his calls. Hello, please leave your mess leave yeah, bastard, 0:45:44.719 --> 0:45:46.719 even send it. It wasn't one ring and went right 0:45:46.760 --> 0:45:49.919 to voicemail. Then you know that's intentional. That's the button. Yeah, 0:45:50.360 --> 0:45:52.839 you don't want I need an extra voice for this bit. 0:45:52.880 --> 0:45:55.400 I want to do bad resumes. I'd love Eric to 0:45:55.440 --> 0:45:57.399 read one of the wings. I gotta get some music 0:45:57.440 --> 0:46:03.200 for this bit, like of course to go alright, okay, 0:46:03.280 --> 0:46:09.680 so all right, So I have uh huge poly resumes 0:46:09.719 --> 0:46:12.960 I get to every semester, and uh I tend to 0:46:12.960 --> 0:46:15.960 put them in three piles, the ones with radio experience 0:46:16.080 --> 0:46:18.440 that are well written, the ones that are well written 0:46:18.440 --> 0:46:22.799 without radio experience, and the oh my god pile out 0:46:22.800 --> 0:46:24.560 of the oh my god pile, which I'm putting in 0:46:24.560 --> 0:46:26.240 a in a book someday that I'm going to compile 0:46:26.400 --> 0:46:28.320 a book of resumes. Yes, I know I'm working on 0:46:28.360 --> 0:46:31.200 the other book, but this book will be later, and 0:46:31.239 --> 0:46:33.480 it's a book of bad resumes. Now, I got a 0:46:33.520 --> 0:46:37.880 resume from a young man who goes to Uh. I'm 0:46:37.920 --> 0:46:39.920 not gonna say his name. I'm just gonna tell you 0:46:39.920 --> 0:46:41.840 where he goes to school. You'll see this post it 0:46:41.880 --> 0:46:43.920 notes and all the resumes you have, scary you want 0:46:43.920 --> 0:46:46.160 to take it from from the polo that where I 0:46:46.160 --> 0:46:51.160 gave you multiple right, Okay, So no, no, no, no, 0:46:51.480 --> 0:46:54.000 I don't want music to interfere with the verbiage that 0:46:54.080 --> 0:46:56.239 I read. So I got this resume and I'm looking 0:46:56.239 --> 0:46:58.800 at it now. First of all, it makes no freaking sense, 0:46:59.560 --> 0:47:03.000 I choir, I request, I suggest what you should put 0:47:03.080 --> 0:47:05.719 in your cover letter in the job description. Okay, I say, 0:47:05.800 --> 0:47:08.120 tell me about why you think would be a good intern, 0:47:08.640 --> 0:47:10.880 and specifically why you'd be a good intern for this 0:47:10.920 --> 0:47:13.600 morning show. And if you're applying for a job, read 0:47:13.640 --> 0:47:16.440 the freaking instructions and read them twice, because a lot 0:47:16.440 --> 0:47:19.040 of people will copy and paste. They'll just say I 0:47:19.080 --> 0:47:20.640 really want to intern at and then put in the 0:47:20.719 --> 0:47:23.320 name of the company. Right, And I've gotten ones that say, 0:47:23.480 --> 0:47:24.759 I really want to work at elp Stra in the 0:47:24.800 --> 0:47:26.880 morning show. I think I would be asked at your magazine. 0:47:27.200 --> 0:47:30.360 Were like, they didn't change that, and that's why I 0:47:30.400 --> 0:47:32.239 think I would be great at Fox News. And you go. 0:47:32.560 --> 0:47:35.920 You didn't replace all of the companies. You don't copy 0:47:35.960 --> 0:47:38.480 and paste. I'll point out one thing though, not to 0:47:38.520 --> 0:47:42.399 defend any of these people, but some corporate websites save 0:47:42.520 --> 0:47:46.120 your your letter and your resume, and it's their fault 0:47:46.160 --> 0:47:49.120 that they didn't look at the at the letter that 0:47:49.120 --> 0:47:51.280 they're applying to, because it saves the one that maybe 0:47:51.360 --> 0:47:53.560 for the first job you apply, but if it's with 0:47:53.600 --> 0:47:56.960 that company, they never Okay, this is different companies. Never 0:47:57.000 --> 0:47:59.319 mind grammar, never mind that the grammar's terrible. We've talked 0:47:59.360 --> 0:48:01.160 about this on the pot. Guess. So I get this 0:48:01.239 --> 0:48:03.839 resume from a young man who goes to Seaton Hall 0:48:03.960 --> 0:48:07.520 University in lovely New Jersey. I read it and I thought, 0:48:08.440 --> 0:48:11.920 this makes no sense. It's as generic and bullshit of 0:48:11.920 --> 0:48:14.719 words strung together as possible. All right, so let me 0:48:14.719 --> 0:48:19.520 read it to you, dear hiring manager. Thank you for 0:48:19.560 --> 0:48:23.480 the opportunity to apply for the upcoming spring semester internship. 0:48:24.080 --> 0:48:26.640 It's clear that you're looking for it. Don't look at 0:48:26.640 --> 0:48:29.320 your resumes. It's clear that you're looking for a candidate 0:48:29.520 --> 0:48:33.400 that is extremely familiar with the responsibilities associated with the 0:48:33.560 --> 0:48:37.839 role and can perform them confidently. Given these requirements, there's 0:48:37.840 --> 0:48:40.360 none listed here. Given these requirements, I am certain that 0:48:40.400 --> 0:48:43.239 I have the necessary skills to successfully do the job 0:48:43.480 --> 0:48:48.440 adeptly and perform above expectations. Working under the tutelage of 0:48:48.480 --> 0:48:53.839 professionals in this medium would be an advantageous experience, primarily 0:48:53.880 --> 0:48:56.239 because it would grant me hands on training as well 0:48:56.320 --> 0:49:00.560 as a greater understanding of this intricate industry. Why industry, 0:49:00.880 --> 0:49:05.319 what job? What responsibilities? They've said nothing, I'm looking at it. 0:49:05.320 --> 0:49:10.719 I'm yelling at stupid resume. And then I said uptly 0:49:11.360 --> 0:49:15.680 the role. These all sound familiar, so I searched because 0:49:15.680 --> 0:49:21.120 I keep all the resumes. I said, huh, that sounds familiar. Scary. 0:49:21.600 --> 0:49:24.160 Read the first paragraph. What school do they go to? 0:49:24.840 --> 0:49:27.600 Johnson and Wales University. No relation to the school that 0:49:27.640 --> 0:49:30.400 you are near, Seaton Hall. Nope, ahead, read that for me, 0:49:30.520 --> 0:49:34.560 dear hiring manager. Huh, thank you for the opportunity to 0:49:34.600 --> 0:49:39.160 apply for the web intern role at your company. After 0:49:39.160 --> 0:49:42.160 reviewing your job description, it's clear that you're looking for 0:49:42.200 --> 0:49:46.040 a candidate that is extremely familiar with the responsibilities associated 0:49:46.080 --> 0:49:52.239 with the role and confidently, hearing these requirements, I am 0:49:52.280 --> 0:49:55.560 certain that I have the necessary skills to successfully do 0:49:55.680 --> 0:50:03.920 the job and perform above expectations. You can keep going no, no, no, 0:50:04.600 --> 0:50:07.880 so this that person cut a little short, Eric, Yes, 0:50:08.000 --> 0:50:10.200 where does your resume go to school? This one is 0:50:10.239 --> 0:50:14.680 from Minneapolis Community and Technical College, nowhere near Seton Hall 0:50:14.960 --> 0:50:19.040 or Johnson and Wales University. And it starts dear hiring manager, 0:50:19.600 --> 0:50:22.000 thank you for the opportunity to apply for the role 0:50:22.040 --> 0:50:25.680 at your company. After reviewing your job description, it's clear 0:50:25.760 --> 0:50:28.840 that you're looking for a candidate that is extremely familiar 0:50:28.960 --> 0:50:32.600 with the responsibilities associated with the role and you can 0:50:32.680 --> 0:50:37.440 perform them confidently. Requirements. I am certain that I have 0:50:37.600 --> 0:50:42.000 the necessary skills to successfully do the job aptly and 0:50:42.080 --> 0:50:47.759 perform above expectations. Guess who. Three people aren't getting a 0:50:47.840 --> 0:50:49.960 job with us? How do you play your eyes? A resume? 0:50:50.120 --> 0:50:54.960 I mean it's a red So I google this and 0:50:55.000 --> 0:50:59.200 there are multiple examples of resume pages where that is 0:50:59.239 --> 0:51:02.640 an example of a resume. But it's an example, and 0:51:02.680 --> 0:51:06.600 they didn't even go so far as to substitute in specifics. 0:51:06.640 --> 0:51:09.640 Like you know, it's very easy to take this as 0:51:09.680 --> 0:51:12.600 a as a template and say, hey, thanks for the 0:51:12.640 --> 0:51:15.760 opportunity to apply for the web in term role at 0:51:16.719 --> 0:51:18.360 so what I live to write your copy. So what 0:51:18.440 --> 0:51:21.040 I did was I wrote them all back a copy 0:51:21.080 --> 0:51:27.600 and paste, and I said, uh, I request customized cover letters. 0:51:27.640 --> 0:51:31.040 I prefer them. And in the future, UH, you should 0:51:31.080 --> 0:51:33.960 not copy and paste the first paragraph of your resume 0:51:34.680 --> 0:51:38.040 off some stupid website that doesn't make any sense, is 0:51:38.080 --> 0:51:42.640 completely vague, doesn't mention anything specific, right, And I said, 0:51:43.160 --> 0:51:45.040 for that matter, you will not be getting a call 0:51:45.120 --> 0:51:47.880 for an interview. But I thought that would help you 0:51:47.880 --> 0:51:51.000 in your career. That I'm paraphrasing. One person wrote back, 0:51:51.400 --> 0:51:53.040 I don't know what you're talking about. I didn't copy 0:51:53.080 --> 0:51:55.839 and paste anything, so which I wrote back, I sent 0:51:55.920 --> 0:51:58.880 the link the Google search of hundreds of websites with 0:51:59.000 --> 0:52:02.240 those words. I said, you're one of twelve people this semester. 0:52:02.520 --> 0:52:05.239 It's actually like nine, But I said, twelve who used 0:52:05.239 --> 0:52:09.760 that exact same paragraph. It's an epidemic. Is it's a problem? 0:52:09.800 --> 0:52:16.239 Now you sent me Brianna. Now you can't say the school. No. 0:52:16.760 --> 0:52:19.239 So I started looking at other resumes that reminded me 0:52:19.280 --> 0:52:24.200 of band resumes. I got another resume from that looked familiar, 0:52:24.840 --> 0:52:27.600 still on the same the first pile, right, No, So 0:52:27.680 --> 0:52:31.000 these these were from I got one this year and 0:52:31.040 --> 0:52:33.400 a couple. The other two were from two thousand thirteen, 0:52:33.840 --> 0:52:36.000 and it occurred to me that this must have been 0:52:36.040 --> 0:52:40.040 two thousand thirteens copy and paste. So h, this person 0:52:40.080 --> 0:52:43.440 goes to Montclair State University, So you're gonna take it 0:52:43.480 --> 0:52:46.120 from you. Listen to how I started. It starts with 0:52:46.840 --> 0:52:49.680 I am writing to apply for the internship UH for 0:52:49.760 --> 0:52:52.239 Alba straight in the morning show. I am confident that 0:52:52.320 --> 0:52:54.959 my skills are well aligned with the role the role, 0:52:55.320 --> 0:52:57.879 and that I would be an excellent fit for your organization. 0:52:58.320 --> 0:53:01.319 I believe my experiences and rack record make me an 0:53:01.320 --> 0:53:04.680 excellent fit for this opportunity. I have enclosed my resume 0:53:04.800 --> 0:53:08.080 for your consideration. Scary, would you like to read yours? Sure? 0:53:08.560 --> 0:53:10.400 What's you can't say the school? You can't say it? 0:53:10.400 --> 0:53:13.839 But what school was yours? Montclair State University And Nope, 0:53:13.840 --> 0:53:17.960 this one is nowhere near that. Dear hiring manager, thank 0:53:18.000 --> 0:53:20.560 you for the opportunity to apply for the radio intern 0:53:20.680 --> 0:53:23.880 role at your company for the fall. After reviewing your 0:53:23.960 --> 0:53:26.720 job description, it's clear that you're looking for a candidate 0:53:26.760 --> 0:53:30.080 that is extremely familiar with the responsibilities associated with the 0:53:30.200 --> 0:53:34.719 role and can perform them confidently. Given these requirements. I 0:53:34.800 --> 0:53:37.680 am certain that I have the necessary skills to successfully 0:53:37.680 --> 0:53:41.279 do the job deftly and perform all. You're reading the 0:53:41.280 --> 0:53:44.160 other resume. No, I'm not from the other pile. I 0:53:44.160 --> 0:53:47.920 gave you the other pile. Yeah, the one that starts. 0:53:48.080 --> 0:53:51.759 I am writing. I am writing to apply for the 0:53:51.800 --> 0:53:54.560 position of internship at Elvis Durrand In the morning show 0:53:54.560 --> 0:53:59.840 on ZE, I am confidante spelled wrong, that my skills 0:54:00.000 --> 0:54:02.399 are well aligned with the role and that I would 0:54:02.440 --> 0:54:05.800 be an excellent fit for your organization. Tells me nothing. 0:54:06.760 --> 0:54:09.200 What do you got, eric? Uh, don't mention the school, 0:54:09.280 --> 0:54:11.600 or you can mention the school. This is from Prairie 0:54:11.680 --> 0:54:15.919 View A and M University. So this says dear Mr 0:54:15.920 --> 0:54:19.120 Elvis Durant, I am writing to apply for the intern 0:54:19.160 --> 0:54:23.920 position at Austin's Kiss FM Radio. I got the wrong 0:54:24.120 --> 0:54:27.239 radio station because they didn't copy and paste all of 0:54:27.280 --> 0:54:30.919 them out. I am confident that my skills are well 0:54:30.960 --> 0:54:33.520 aligned with the role and that I would be an 0:54:33.560 --> 0:54:38.520 excellent fit for your organization. Right, I believe my experiences 0:54:38.520 --> 0:54:41.120 and track record. You have that part. Okay, So they 0:54:41.120 --> 0:54:42.719 just did the first pot I have the I have 0:54:42.800 --> 0:54:47.279 that this person was creative and stuck that at the end. Yes, 0:54:48.600 --> 0:54:52.600 I believe my experiences and track record making an excellent 0:54:52.600 --> 0:54:56.160 fit for this opportunity. I have been closed my resume 0:54:56.360 --> 0:55:00.279 for your consideration. Please feel free to contact me via 0:55:00.480 --> 0:55:03.880 phone or email at the time of your convenience to 0:55:04.040 --> 0:55:08.719 discuss my background as well as the requirements. This one 0:55:08.719 --> 0:55:15.160 comes from Rutgers. Wow. Wow, this is a great bit. Yeah, 0:55:15.360 --> 0:55:18.960 this is disgusting, but you hear this. This is for 0:55:19.040 --> 0:55:24.200 episode sixty two. These are completely differently wrong, but hilariously different. 0:55:25.400 --> 0:55:28.600 I gotta commend the people at least making the attempt 0:55:28.600 --> 0:55:30.279 to copy and paste to send this to you, because 0:55:30.320 --> 0:55:32.480 the ones I used to see for our show, we're 0:55:32.560 --> 0:55:35.799 barely this just saying I'm interested in the internship, or 0:55:35.840 --> 0:55:39.719 they applied online with nothing. Yeah, at least they took 0:55:39.719 --> 0:55:42.600 the time to copy and paste to sound intelligent. But 0:55:42.600 --> 0:55:45.000 I didn't realize they were messing with the master and 0:55:45.000 --> 0:55:48.440 they're they're plagiarizing and there and by the way, those 0:55:48.480 --> 0:55:52.520 formulators are just a suggestion. At least personalized the fucking thing, 0:55:52.920 --> 0:55:56.000 you know, paraphrase it, change some shit around. And oh, 0:55:56.040 --> 0:56:00.200 by the way, to the kid who wrote Confidante, it's 0:56:00.200 --> 0:56:03.239 say what he must have had an autocorrect because it 0:56:03.360 --> 0:56:07.919 clearly was spelled confident and he wrote confidante. So it's 0:56:07.960 --> 0:56:10.680 just it's terrible. And then yeah, you're you're right, Brodie. 0:56:10.680 --> 0:56:12.719 It's vague. Yeah I'm missing something. You give me all 0:56:12.760 --> 0:56:15.920 them back. It's vague, and just the wording is to 0:56:15.960 --> 0:56:19.080 show the example. But if nobody speaks like that, you know, 0:56:19.239 --> 0:56:21.000 I understand trying to punch it up a little bit 0:56:21.040 --> 0:56:23.360 to make it look impressive and to kind of separate 0:56:23.360 --> 0:56:26.080 you from everybody else that's applying. But when you're using 0:56:26.320 --> 0:56:28.640 so many big words that it's obvious that are not 0:56:28.680 --> 0:56:33.120 in the vernacular of a regular person, yes, that, then 0:56:33.120 --> 0:56:35.880 you know it's like they couldn't spell these words if 0:56:35.880 --> 0:56:38.600 you gave them a spelling test. And especially since in 0:56:38.600 --> 0:56:42.200 this industry where it's relaxed and it's casual, this is 0:56:42.239 --> 0:56:47.000 the last industry that you need to by. One of 0:56:47.040 --> 0:56:51.920 those people has applied three times for three different semesters 0:56:52.360 --> 0:56:55.080 using that same resume over the cost of two years. 0:56:55.840 --> 0:56:57.879 They and they don't understand why I'm not calling them 0:56:57.920 --> 0:57:00.640 put some time into it. I feel like I should 0:57:00.680 --> 0:57:02.839 have one of them come in and and just say 0:57:02.880 --> 0:57:05.359 to them I'm excited to see you do the role 0:57:05.400 --> 0:57:08.200 of deeptly in the in the in the internship that 0:57:08.200 --> 0:57:09.840 you're applying for, Like do you give him a general 0:57:09.840 --> 0:57:12.799 intern interview? You should give him a form letter right back? Yeah, 0:57:13.640 --> 0:57:15.640 I told them all. I told them all that they 0:57:15.680 --> 0:57:18.600 have up. But that's also the definition of insanity, doing 0:57:18.680 --> 0:57:21.000 the same thing over and over, expecting a different result. 0:57:21.320 --> 0:57:24.360 At least copy and paste a different resume page, Like 0:57:24.360 --> 0:57:26.160 how do you and the girl? The girl? Actually I 0:57:26.160 --> 0:57:28.040 don't want to say her name? She actually said to me, 0:57:28.600 --> 0:57:31.880 I didn't do that, So you copied your friend? Who 0:57:31.880 --> 0:57:35.840 did it? How did you? Why is she lying? That's 0:57:35.840 --> 0:57:38.120 a terrible that a terrible trait to have. I could 0:57:38.120 --> 0:57:41.080 sell exactly what I wrote. Hold on a second, I 0:57:41.120 --> 0:57:45.320 mean you're caught. Just own up to it. Oh, absolutely, 0:57:45.840 --> 0:57:49.560 But it's nobody's fault in that generation. It's weird. I 0:57:49.840 --> 0:57:53.360 noticed the trend as years were going on in the interns. 0:57:53.360 --> 0:57:55.520 You know, they're always around the same age, but the 0:57:55.640 --> 0:57:58.680 mindset had changed from being entitled to wanting to do 0:57:58.920 --> 0:58:02.520 and expecting everything too. I didn't care if they got 0:58:02.560 --> 0:58:04.280 the job or not, and when they were here, they 0:58:04.280 --> 0:58:06.400 didn't care if they were doing anything or not to 0:58:06.440 --> 0:58:09.880 the point of they did nothing wrong wise everybody against them, 0:58:10.160 --> 0:58:13.280 like I saw within fourteen years the ship is that 0:58:13.440 --> 0:58:16.200 the latest so the latest crop, the last crop, the 0:58:16.240 --> 0:58:18.640 last crop that I had to deal with where some 0:58:18.680 --> 0:58:21.280 people were coming in. One told me and he's like, well, 0:58:21.320 --> 0:58:22.960 could you let me know soon because I'm I've got 0:58:23.040 --> 0:58:25.800 four other internships that I'm mulling over, which is trying 0:58:25.800 --> 0:58:29.280 to something. You tell somebody, you know, if they want 0:58:29.320 --> 0:58:31.720 to hire you. You just said when can I start? 0:58:31.760 --> 0:58:35.760 So I can let the other ones know. They're saying, well, 0:58:35.800 --> 0:58:37.680 you know what, I got other opportunities on the table, 0:58:37.720 --> 0:58:39.400 So this isn't a big deal to me, all right. 0:58:39.400 --> 0:58:41.320 So here's what I wrote to this girl with the 0:58:41.400 --> 0:58:43.960 letter t we are emailing you and hopes that this 0:58:44.000 --> 0:58:46.440 helps you in life. Not only does the first paragraph 0:58:46.480 --> 0:58:48.640 of your cover letter not make any sense or say 0:58:48.680 --> 0:58:51.920 anything about anything, as it's just generic words thrown together, 0:58:52.360 --> 0:58:54.480 you are one of nine people to copy and paste 0:58:54.480 --> 0:58:57.320 it from a website as requested in our job posting, 0:58:57.320 --> 0:58:59.320 and with any job you applied to in the future, 0:58:59.560 --> 0:59:02.240 you're called a letter should be custom written specifically for 0:59:02.280 --> 0:59:04.960 the job and company you are applying to As such, 0:59:05.000 --> 0:59:07.880 we cannot accept your application for the internship. Good luck 0:59:07.920 --> 0:59:10.080 in the future. We hope this was helpful. Elvis Strand 0:59:10.080 --> 0:59:12.920 in the Morning Show, she writes back, Hello, my color 0:59:13.000 --> 0:59:16.880 letter does not make my color letter. Hello, she dresses you. Hello, Hello, Comma, 0:59:17.440 --> 0:59:20.240 no space though all in one line. My color letter 0:59:20.320 --> 0:59:24.280 does make sense, and I not capitalized. Did not copy 0:59:24.320 --> 0:59:26.800 my cover letter from a website. I am too smart 0:59:26.840 --> 0:59:30.720 for that. God bless like bitch, like she's saying to me, 0:59:30.760 --> 0:59:34.000 like bitch. I didn't do that, Okay, So I wrote 0:59:34.480 --> 0:59:38.800 Google this, it's vague, generic and on twelve cover letters 0:59:38.840 --> 0:59:40.200 this month, I got three more by the time I 0:59:40.200 --> 0:59:42.920 wrote this, just trying to help you, And I wrote 0:59:43.040 --> 0:59:45.160 Google this, thank you for the and I and I 0:59:45.200 --> 0:59:46.640 did the thank you for the defintely the whole thing. 0:59:46.680 --> 0:59:49.240 I blah blah, and then she were up back, thank you. 0:59:50.320 --> 0:59:53.040 So I have a feeling she googled it because I 0:59:53.080 --> 0:59:55.400 told her to google it. And did she think by 0:59:55.480 --> 0:59:58.720 coming back at you like that she had better getting 0:59:58.720 --> 1:00:01.280 the job? Hello, Comma, my cover letter does not make sense, 1:00:01.320 --> 1:00:03.880 and little that sounds like a little bread did not 1:00:04.040 --> 1:00:06.400 copy my cover letter from a website, So what you do? 1:00:06.440 --> 1:00:08.600 You copy it from a book like is you're getting 1:00:08.600 --> 1:00:12.280 a technicality copy from an app, a website or maybe 1:00:12.320 --> 1:00:15.480 a roommate or a friend act and I'll use their 1:00:15.480 --> 1:00:17.640 resume and they copied it from something else. You know 1:00:17.680 --> 1:00:20.560 what My guess is after that you went like, UM, yeah, 1:00:20.560 --> 1:00:22.800 I got a question for you, roommate. Did you you 1:00:22.880 --> 1:00:26.360 did I? I honestly think based on how you read that, 1:00:26.440 --> 1:00:29.080 I think it was more of well, if I play 1:00:29.400 --> 1:00:33.240 the defensive card to an accusation that you'll back down. 1:00:33.400 --> 1:00:35.120 When I back down, I already know you did it. 1:00:35.760 --> 1:00:39.120 I'm saying that might be her mindset. It's like, now 1:00:39.160 --> 1:00:41.040 someone in Minnesota copied your paper? Is that what you're 1:00:41.040 --> 1:00:44.240 telling me? Two people in Jersey copies of paper Prairie View, 1:00:44.280 --> 1:00:49.680 Texas copad you get out of here. Stop it. However, however, 1:00:50.520 --> 1:00:53.240 so did you wind up hiring anybody? You know what? 1:00:53.400 --> 1:00:55.200 I have some great interviews set up this weekend for 1:00:55.280 --> 1:00:57.480 next that are really well written and funny and clever 1:00:57.600 --> 1:01:00.600 and and follow the directions that I asked to describe 1:01:00.600 --> 1:01:02.880 what I wanted them to describe. And No, they're great, 1:01:02.880 --> 1:01:05.360 they're ready too experience. They're great. But people wonder how 1:01:05.400 --> 1:01:07.080 come I didn't get hired? How come you didn't call me? 1:01:07.200 --> 1:01:10.080 Or it's my dream to Okay, oh this is my favorite. 1:01:10.840 --> 1:01:13.200 This is I gotta I gotta find it because this one, 1:01:13.280 --> 1:01:15.960 this one is beyond I don't even know how to um, 1:01:16.080 --> 1:01:20.400 how to explain it while you're looking for that. Is 1:01:20.400 --> 1:01:24.320 there anything that anybody that may be listening looking to 1:01:24.400 --> 1:01:28.000 intern in any of the positions here at this company? 1:01:28.400 --> 1:01:30.760 What when they're coming in, is there something that you 1:01:30.760 --> 1:01:32.640 can give them a little tip to that would help 1:01:32.680 --> 1:01:35.520 them out with their interview? Like should they bring your donuts? 1:01:35.520 --> 1:01:39.080 Like one girl brought me a chicken palm sandwich and 1:01:39.080 --> 1:01:41.240 then in a cardboard box because the place served him 1:01:41.240 --> 1:01:43.600 in cardboard boxes, And inside the cardboard box was a 1:01:43.680 --> 1:01:46.520 thank you note for the interview. It doesn't that didn't help. 1:01:46.640 --> 1:01:49.400 She was great, but Brody, it does go a long 1:01:49.440 --> 1:01:51.560 way if you know some of the inside jokes and 1:01:51.640 --> 1:01:53.920 things and nuances of our show, Like if they know 1:01:54.000 --> 1:01:56.760 he's a Met fan, right, it's kind of cool, like, 1:01:56.960 --> 1:01:59.960 you know, just to either I'm not saying bring gifts, 1:02:00.040 --> 1:02:01.640 you know, because that's not what we're all about here, 1:02:01.840 --> 1:02:04.160 like you know, but but just kind of like kind 1:02:04.160 --> 1:02:06.480 of a tip of the of the cap to say, 1:02:06.920 --> 1:02:09.919 I really really know this culture, and I know your show, 1:02:09.960 --> 1:02:11.440 and I know I know about I really want to 1:02:11.440 --> 1:02:14.960 be here. You should definitely know the basics of anything 1:02:15.000 --> 1:02:18.080 that you're applying for, of course, but I see it 1:02:18.160 --> 1:02:19.560 less and less, and I don't want to be on 1:02:20.040 --> 1:02:22.080 the old man. Maybe I hated it when they come 1:02:22.120 --> 1:02:24.840 in and apply for a position and I said, have 1:02:24.880 --> 1:02:28.040 you heard the show? No? Okay, at least that's honest. 1:02:28.160 --> 1:02:31.160 You should go and the YouTube and listen to some 1:02:31.200 --> 1:02:34.000 stuff and see if this is something that you can handle, 1:02:34.240 --> 1:02:36.320 or if this is something that you might be interested in. 1:02:36.840 --> 1:02:39.000 And sometimes you don't hear back from them, so they 1:02:39.040 --> 1:02:41.560 heard the material, or sometimes they're like, okay, yeah, I 1:02:41.560 --> 1:02:44.959 can deal with this. That's fine, but they at least 1:02:45.040 --> 1:02:47.840 should know the basics of what they're applying for, not 1:02:47.920 --> 1:02:50.840 just blindly sending to anybody and hoping somebody bites. I 1:02:50.880 --> 1:02:54.880 got a submission from somebody who wrote, I really want 1:02:54.880 --> 1:02:57.400 to intern there. I'm a big fan. What would you 1:02:57.440 --> 1:03:01.080 like me to put my cover letter and resume? Oh 1:03:01.120 --> 1:03:04.280 my god? How do I answer that? What would you 1:03:04.320 --> 1:03:05.760 like was? What would you like to see in my 1:03:05.800 --> 1:03:08.200 cover letter and resume because I'm gonna say anything that 1:03:08.720 --> 1:03:10.880 I don't put anything that you want to. I don't know, 1:03:10.920 --> 1:03:12.600 have your daddy help you write it? I don't like. 1:03:12.640 --> 1:03:16.320 I don't know how to answer that. You're in college. 1:03:17.120 --> 1:03:20.240 You're in college. You're asking me what I want you 1:03:20.320 --> 1:03:22.920 to write in your coval and resume. I don't know, 1:03:22.960 --> 1:03:25.320 a coverlet about what I asked you in the job description, 1:03:25.320 --> 1:03:27.480 and then a resume that shows your experience. I'm wondering 1:03:27.520 --> 1:03:32.040 if they're even teaching basically, like I don't know where 1:03:32.080 --> 1:03:34.720 it falls under, but it falls under the cracks, is 1:03:34.720 --> 1:03:36.760 what it falls like. I don't know if they're even 1:03:36.800 --> 1:03:39.680 offering it in college anymore. Is it like they may 1:03:39.720 --> 1:03:42.760 have like a library workshop or maybe an elective you 1:03:42.760 --> 1:03:45.400 can take in like business communications or something. I don't know, 1:03:45.600 --> 1:03:47.800 but the internet is a valuable resource, not to copy 1:03:47.840 --> 1:03:51.200 and paste, but to see a structure of Like listen, 1:03:51.240 --> 1:03:53.520 a lot of my interns that apply here, they did 1:03:53.560 --> 1:03:55.160 a great job right and cover They knew what they 1:03:55.160 --> 1:03:58.320 were doing because somehow they knew. So how are those people? 1:03:59.040 --> 1:04:01.320 I mean, that's all that mean we've planned to choose from. 1:04:01.400 --> 1:04:05.760 If you're hiring mechanics, the people that can fix the car, 1:04:05.960 --> 1:04:07.919 those are the ones you're gonna hire. You know, since 1:04:07.960 --> 1:04:10.040 you mentioned auto mechanics, I saw in the NBC news 1:04:10.120 --> 1:04:13.240 awhile back, they're having problems for basic jobs like that, 1:04:13.360 --> 1:04:16.720 you know, manual labor kind of things because auto mechanics 1:04:16.760 --> 1:04:18.840 now have to have computer skills for all the new 1:04:18.880 --> 1:04:23.360 onboard stuff that's on on cars. They're offering insane salaries, 1:04:23.400 --> 1:04:26.600 full health insurance signing bonuses or whatever. And these are 1:04:26.680 --> 1:04:29.800 dealers mechanics all around the country that can't get people 1:04:29.840 --> 1:04:33.240 to do these jobs. To look into that that sound good, 1:04:33.680 --> 1:04:35.720 We got a backup. By the way, it's a quick reminder. 1:04:35.840 --> 1:04:38.200 Eric is the host of the It's Eric Nagle podcast 1:04:38.320 --> 1:04:40.280 on all of the platforms. You can find it on 1:04:40.280 --> 1:04:42.280 the I Heart radio app. That's the most important one. 1:04:42.360 --> 1:04:44.640 Of course, not nominated, but maybe next year we'll be 1:04:44.680 --> 1:04:47.480 nominated for a pot. Five times every day, thank you, 1:04:47.840 --> 1:04:52.040 five times, five times, five times you thank you. So 1:04:53.160 --> 1:04:55.920 of course I can I ask, did you really not 1:04:56.000 --> 1:04:58.600 know that this was happening? This was a big because 1:04:58.600 --> 1:05:00.880 I heard the episode and I saw your social media 1:05:00.920 --> 1:05:04.000 for both of you, We're like, oh my god, we're nominated. Like, 1:05:04.080 --> 1:05:06.800 I went and researched the Podcast Awards and I couldn't 1:05:06.800 --> 1:05:09.240 figure out how they got to the nominations, but I 1:05:09.240 --> 1:05:12.560 was just happy to see you. You guys any question questions. 1:05:12.720 --> 1:05:14.680 It looks to me like from what we we we 1:05:14.840 --> 1:05:20.720 gleaned people who were up and coming and or established. 1:05:20.760 --> 1:05:23.040 He took a variety. So, uh, the guy with the 1:05:23.040 --> 1:05:26.640 initials mm, he's a legend in podcast course, and then 1:05:26.960 --> 1:05:30.000 a legend he one of the pioneers of podcasting. Uh. 1:05:30.000 --> 1:05:33.440 And then there was the the blonde woman. She's a 1:05:33.560 --> 1:05:37.360 relatively new podcast person for our company. She signed a 1:05:37.440 --> 1:05:39.880 deal recently. She's got a podcast about six months. I 1:05:39.960 --> 1:05:45.600 hear it's good, not as good as in French. So 1:05:45.640 --> 1:05:49.520 there's a variety of styles. In the comedy category, you're 1:05:49.560 --> 1:05:55.240 in great company. Were unfortunately comedy were legends, legends all right. 1:05:55.280 --> 1:05:58.800 I'll be honest. When I saw you, I saw the category, 1:05:58.800 --> 1:06:01.920 I'm like, Wow, they're at that platform with all these 1:06:01.920 --> 1:06:04.160 other people, and honestly, I was like, they've got an 1:06:04.200 --> 1:06:08.320 uphill battle. But here's the thing. That's the slices are 1:06:08.320 --> 1:06:11.360 fans who listen are very dedicated, Yes they are, and 1:06:11.480 --> 1:06:14.560 we're very we want to win this we've got whereas 1:06:14.600 --> 1:06:16.400 I feel like the big shots that were in the 1:06:16.400 --> 1:06:18.959 category with they are not wasting that time tweeting about 1:06:19.040 --> 1:06:22.760 voting and they're not voting for themselves. I don't yeah, 1:06:22.760 --> 1:06:24.720 I don't even know if they're like going crazy to vote. 1:06:25.000 --> 1:06:28.000 I know our listeners every day voted five times times. 1:06:28.040 --> 1:06:30.600 They have multiple Gmail accounts. They're they're putting into time 1:06:30.640 --> 1:06:32.320 and effort. We love them for it. You know how 1:06:32.360 --> 1:06:35.720 loyal podcast fans are. Our podcast fans are like they're 1:06:35.760 --> 1:06:38.360 taking it on as a challenge. If we win, they 1:06:38.360 --> 1:06:43.240 win the fan base wholeheartedly. Because I see the reactions. 1:06:43.280 --> 1:06:46.240 I see how passionate they are to what you guys 1:06:46.280 --> 1:06:50.760 put out, and uh, it's you got. You gotta gotta 1:06:50.840 --> 1:06:53.240 really appreciate that because a lot of podcasts out there, 1:06:53.280 --> 1:06:55.400 a lot of shows out there, and they bust the 1:06:55.440 --> 1:06:57.560 rest and never get that kind of fan base, that 1:06:57.640 --> 1:07:00.480 kind of loyalty, that kind of reaction. And you know, 1:07:00.600 --> 1:07:02.919 you guys have only been doing this a short time, 1:07:02.960 --> 1:07:06.240 but it looks like you've been seasoned. Radio vets have 1:07:06.280 --> 1:07:08.920 been syndicated across the country for twenty years. Well, let 1:07:08.920 --> 1:07:10.600 me read a couple of we have a bit on 1:07:10.640 --> 1:07:12.960 the shot that it's something I can get very upset about. 1:07:13.360 --> 1:07:17.360 Is this fiasco that's going on and drive throughs, Well, yes, 1:07:18.560 --> 1:07:21.200 they want yeah, they want you to pull up. They 1:07:21.200 --> 1:07:23.160 don't let you say so. They have a couple of reasons. 1:07:23.520 --> 1:07:25.800 They either tell you to pull up because they're being 1:07:25.800 --> 1:07:27.760 timed and they don't. They want you to pull by 1:07:27.760 --> 1:07:30.320 the garbage pail or into a handicapped spot so they're 1:07:30.360 --> 1:07:33.640 not timed anymore so their clock can reset. Or they 1:07:33.680 --> 1:07:36.160 tell you the guy behind you, he's only having fries, 1:07:36.160 --> 1:07:37.960 his is ready, pull up and you give it to them. 1:07:38.200 --> 1:07:39.800 So they go, you pull up, will come to your car. 1:07:40.000 --> 1:07:43.720 Here's an idea. Go give him his fries, right, go 1:07:43.920 --> 1:07:46.400 and then he's then he could drive off right because 1:07:46.480 --> 1:07:49.120 usually most drive throughs, most you can drive around the 1:07:49.120 --> 1:07:50.640 person in front of you. Some of them have that 1:07:50.680 --> 1:07:53.440 divard you can't I get that. But if I order food, 1:07:54.120 --> 1:07:56.680 I'm gonna drive through. I'm good. I'm right there, like 1:07:56.840 --> 1:07:58.479 you know what, we'll bring it right to your car. Yeah, 1:07:58.480 --> 1:08:00.240 you will, right here at the window. It's out and 1:08:00.320 --> 1:08:03.640 so bad that now the companies have these branded signs 1:08:03.720 --> 1:08:06.280 that they're they're issuing and they're for the parking spaces. 1:08:06.360 --> 1:08:10.280 This spot, these five spots, the first three, first three 1:08:10.280 --> 1:08:14.960 spots right by the exit. Okay, so it is that's sonic. 1:08:15.080 --> 1:08:21.840 That's okay, that's where that's right, rollerblades and delivering my 1:08:21.920 --> 1:08:25.479 burger Mickey love u X three. So I came to 1:08:25.520 --> 1:08:27.840 the burger place. That's not we're gonna mention their names 1:08:27.880 --> 1:08:30.240 right now. Was a quick meal and we're asked to 1:08:30.280 --> 1:08:32.840 pull up and wait behind the car. Already waiting. They 1:08:32.880 --> 1:08:35.000 bring out our food and half is missing. This is 1:08:35.000 --> 1:08:36.880 getting out of hand. There's a picture of them sitting 1:08:36.880 --> 1:08:40.360 by the garbage pail. Hold on, you're a great company. 1:08:40.439 --> 1:08:43.040 Next to the Dustin Warren who for some reason is 1:08:43.080 --> 1:08:46.080 Frankie d A three five Dustin. I don't don't get 1:08:46.120 --> 1:08:50.599 that stalls reserved for drive through window Scary Jones, David Brody, 1:08:50.600 --> 1:08:52.880 What do you guys think of this hashtag? Not moving 1:08:52.960 --> 1:08:55.559 for you? Uh? And so by the way they put 1:08:55.600 --> 1:08:58.760 at the Brooklyn boys, WTF, but Dustin you used as Z. 1:08:58.960 --> 1:09:01.200 We don't. We don't use a Z. It's an anyway, 1:09:01.400 --> 1:09:05.479 there's actual signs that say reserved for drive through. Then 1:09:05.479 --> 1:09:10.320 that's not a drive that Danny boy means they want 1:09:10.360 --> 1:09:12.840 you to accept it. That's the future. Yeah, I don't 1:09:12.840 --> 1:09:14.960 believe that they saw the airports to it. Where you 1:09:15.000 --> 1:09:17.960 have the cell phone drive off when somebody says, hey, 1:09:18.000 --> 1:09:19.840 I'm at the I'm at the curb. You can come 1:09:19.840 --> 1:09:21.479 pick me up. You hang at that cell phone thing 1:09:21.479 --> 1:09:23.760 and before you go pick them up, Danny boys sent 1:09:24.520 --> 1:09:26.920 look at what we'll say, Look at what McDonald's did. 1:09:26.960 --> 1:09:29.639 Another wait for about fifteen minutes of fries. Can someone 1:09:29.680 --> 1:09:31.559 tell me what the hell is wrong? There's a picture 1:09:31.560 --> 1:09:34.760 of them waiting in the parking lot. Hold on, I 1:09:34.800 --> 1:09:37.519 got one more? No, yeah, here we go, SuperMega Ultra 1:09:37.600 --> 1:09:40.960 hyper Reggie, he says, I'm here at this fast food establishment. 1:09:41.200 --> 1:09:43.360 They asked me to move to the handicapped spot. I 1:09:43.439 --> 1:09:46.479 was too lazy to argue. I'm sorry. I failed. Hashtag 1:09:46.520 --> 1:09:49.760 bad slice uh and Doug Curran in Texas said he 1:09:49.800 --> 1:09:51.920 showed a picture of his dashboard. He said, look, I'm 1:09:51.960 --> 1:09:53.880 by the garbage pail. I failed you. I moved up. 1:09:53.920 --> 1:09:57.360 I'm so sorry. So people have like all over the country. 1:09:57.360 --> 1:09:59.800 This is happening. When I was a kid and a 1:10:00.000 --> 1:10:03.719 where is pulled up? What is this a new segment? 1:10:05.000 --> 1:10:06.960 What we're talking about it. Yeah, I think we should. 1:10:07.760 --> 1:10:09.479 I only have one thing today. Now I have a 1:10:09.479 --> 1:10:13.200 couple of things. Yeah. Yeah, from metz Oconin. We called 1:10:13.720 --> 1:10:20.920 it a stupid spa freet ship for us. This is 1:10:20.920 --> 1:10:24.760 where people send us things for free, free ship for us. 1:10:25.400 --> 1:10:28.360 We didn't ask for it, he said it. We took 1:10:28.400 --> 1:10:31.160 it free ship for us. Okay. So we were talking 1:10:31.200 --> 1:10:35.439 a few episodes ago, scary love sparkling water. You called 1:10:35.439 --> 1:10:37.800 it far called fart water. I love a good bottle 1:10:37.880 --> 1:10:41.360 water like the next person. But but sparkling water like Seltzer. Yeah, 1:10:41.360 --> 1:10:43.840 I like, not say sparkling was Seltzer like that the 1:10:43.920 --> 1:10:47.200 jaw like clubs, the bottle, the club soda, Seltzer with 1:10:47.280 --> 1:10:51.439 no sugar, just carbonated. To me, it's like water you 1:10:51.560 --> 1:10:54.559 farted it. I call it celtzer. And then I went 1:10:54.600 --> 1:10:58.280 on to talk about my favorite kind. It's called it's 1:10:58.280 --> 1:11:01.439 called Saratoga. It was in the blue bottle. Usually you 1:11:01.439 --> 1:11:03.479 get it at restaurants and stuff. And when you get 1:11:03.479 --> 1:11:06.920 the saratogas sparkling water, it makes your eyes turned red. 1:11:07.000 --> 1:11:09.240 That's how like you kind of cringe, you make that 1:11:09.280 --> 1:11:13.320 face because it's so strong going down your throat. I 1:11:13.360 --> 1:11:17.840 love it. Well, guess what whoo pretty ship for us? 1:11:17.840 --> 1:11:25.599 Because Saratoga Brody, the president of Saratoga Sparkling Water, sent 1:11:25.800 --> 1:11:29.280 us on on fancy paper, no less a typed email. 1:11:29.560 --> 1:11:32.200 I don't think this was copy and pasted. This is 1:11:32.240 --> 1:11:35.800 an actual email that says good day, Mr Brody and 1:11:35.920 --> 1:11:38.160 Mr Jones. They put your name first because, by the way, 1:11:38.240 --> 1:11:41.800 on the shipping label from Saratoga Springs, New York at 1:11:41.840 --> 1:11:44.160 tension David Brody and Scary Johnes. I'll be posting that 1:11:44.200 --> 1:11:48.280 on Instagram. Whatever you want. Saratoga is made just a 1:11:48.280 --> 1:11:51.120 short drive up state in beautiful Saratoga Springs, New York, 1:11:51.520 --> 1:11:55.080 and has been since eighteen seventy two. We are America's 1:11:55.120 --> 1:11:57.320 first and finest spring water, and we are proud to 1:11:57.360 --> 1:11:58.920 be made in New York. Hold on, not a sponsor, 1:11:59.080 --> 1:12:02.639 Not a sponsor, they should be. Our beautiful cobalt blue 1:12:02.680 --> 1:12:06.160 glass bottles are are a recognizable staple and many fine restaurants, 1:12:06.200 --> 1:12:08.320 hotels in markets. They really are. It's what got me 1:12:08.360 --> 1:12:12.840 helped originally. Our bright and crisp essence flavors are the 1:12:12.880 --> 1:12:17.479 perfect alternative okay to sugary sodas David Brodie soft we 1:12:17.600 --> 1:12:19.960 get the love and kisses the president. We hope you 1:12:20.080 --> 1:12:22.760 enjoy Sarah Toga's line of products and make sure to 1:12:22.800 --> 1:12:27.000 stay hydrated. That's from A. C. Mad Core, the president 1:12:27.120 --> 1:12:30.800 of Saratoga spring Water. Thank you for it. By the way, 1:12:30.840 --> 1:12:32.320 for this spring. Let me tell you why this man 1:12:32.439 --> 1:12:34.280 is the president, Well, tell you why he's the president. 1:12:34.800 --> 1:12:38.439 Number one, he said, appreciate for us. Number two he 1:12:38.560 --> 1:12:41.639 sent two large cases of it huge. And number three 1:12:41.920 --> 1:12:45.719 he sent me non sparkling. I got your regular spring 1:12:45.760 --> 1:12:48.880 spring water in the blue bottle. It's fantastic. And I 1:12:48.920 --> 1:12:50.800 got right, that's the that's you got the white cap, 1:12:50.840 --> 1:12:52.439 and I got the blue cap, and I got the 1:12:52.479 --> 1:12:54.599 sparkling water. So I got this. I got the blue, 1:12:54.640 --> 1:12:56.639 the blue of the sparkling. He's got the other than none. 1:12:56.680 --> 1:12:59.800 And oh and then they sent us their flavored So now, bro, 1:13:00.120 --> 1:13:02.439 maybe you should try their their little orange or their 1:13:02.520 --> 1:13:06.640 lemon flavor. I'm okay, Well, yeah, you got something you 1:13:06.760 --> 1:13:08.800 got free for us. You and I went to the 1:13:08.800 --> 1:13:12.920 Cornor O'Brien press conference last week and we walked out 1:13:12.920 --> 1:13:16.320 with bags, and in those bags was a was a 1:13:16.360 --> 1:13:20.559 couple of giant boxes, and I thought, oh, it's who 1:13:20.640 --> 1:13:23.439 knows what it is it's craft. But no, it's free 1:13:23.479 --> 1:13:28.680 ship for us. That's right, because you've got Cardon O'Brien. Uh, souvenirs, 1:13:29.000 --> 1:13:35.559 Codon Obrian, bobbleheads, Carnan O'Brien, dec of cards, but babble 1:13:35.600 --> 1:13:38.639 headed mug. Look at the Beats Beats. I was getting 1:13:38.640 --> 1:13:43.880 their wireless beats retail value nine. Are they orange? Yes 1:13:43.960 --> 1:13:47.439 they are. That's a good marketing. That's good marketing. Yeah. 1:13:47.479 --> 1:13:50.120 So Conan O'Brien, thank you. So like you, Conan O'Brian 1:13:50.280 --> 1:13:52.120 got free ship, and I got to ask Coda the question. 1:13:52.160 --> 1:13:54.439 We'll play that next episode. Absolutely pump up the vine 1:13:54.520 --> 1:13:56.679 on that, so that we got free ship for us. 1:13:56.840 --> 1:13:58.599 Free ship for us. Oh, by the way, people want 1:13:58.600 --> 1:14:00.200 to know our address to send free shift for us. 1:14:00.200 --> 1:14:03.080 It's pretty sure it out. Hey guess what. Uh it's 1:14:03.400 --> 1:14:05.519 w h t z W which is the call that 1:14:05.720 --> 1:14:08.120 is of our home station Z hundred w h t 1:14:08.240 --> 1:14:12.040 z care of the Brooklyn Boys podcast, tear off David Brody. 1:14:12.080 --> 1:14:14.599 They're never gonna get to the Scary Jones, Scary Jones, 1:14:14.640 --> 1:14:17.920 David Browne, Scary Jones. Uh, third floor, No, No, it's 1:14:17.960 --> 1:14:22.599 it's thirty two Avenue. No, no, no, thirty two sixth Avenue. 1:14:22.880 --> 1:14:27.120 Don't get fruity fancy fancy, I got where New Yorkers, 1:14:27.200 --> 1:14:29.439 it's thirty two sixth avenis. I used to get yelled 1:14:29.439 --> 1:14:31.680 at at our old building because we were also on 1:14:31.760 --> 1:14:34.400 sixth Avenue, and I would write sixth Avenue all the time, 1:14:34.479 --> 1:14:36.479 and the person in charge of the mail rooms like 1:14:36.479 --> 1:14:40.240 it's Avenue of the America hogwash, thirty two sixth Avenue, 1:14:40.600 --> 1:14:43.840 third floor, New York, New York, one zero zero one 1:14:43.920 --> 1:14:48.160 three or if one doubt either way, tend your free 1:14:48.160 --> 1:14:50.720 ship for us. Still looking for He's sending that diet 1:14:50.720 --> 1:14:52.559 grape show to people as long as it doesn't question 1:14:52.560 --> 1:14:54.840 you a lot of money. All right. Now before we go, 1:14:55.360 --> 1:14:58.280 by the way, we need to pause here and just say, uh, 1:14:58.400 --> 1:15:02.000 this is just in from tmz um legendary Marvel comic 1:15:02.040 --> 1:15:06.519 man Um Standard is dead at the age of Yeah, 1:15:06.520 --> 1:15:10.960 it just came in. Eric's podcast is all sci fi 1:15:11.000 --> 1:15:16.479 and geek stuff. Yes, oh my god, yeah, just going 1:15:16.520 --> 1:15:19.519 to be Infinity Wars, Infinity War four hope, I'm sure. 1:15:20.479 --> 1:15:22.479 Oh that's terrible. And you know what, now people get 1:15:22.479 --> 1:15:23.880 listen this podcast a month from now, they be like 1:15:23.960 --> 1:15:27.920 he died again. Yeah, co created my Marvel and everything. 1:15:27.960 --> 1:15:30.439 You sure, yeah? Oh yeah dead. He had about with 1:15:30.439 --> 1:15:34.679 pneumonia and he had visioned problems. Oh he's not trending yet, 1:15:34.760 --> 1:15:38.519 apparently Jaden Smith, who's who's having a gay affair that's 1:15:38.560 --> 1:15:41.679 trending but not not started with Marvel and with Jack 1:15:41.760 --> 1:15:48.719 Kirby and Steve did Go, said rest in peace, Stanley 1:15:48.760 --> 1:15:52.559 alleged man who changed billions of lives. Yeah, you're right. 1:15:52.600 --> 1:15:55.040 We are reporting this on a podcast, um which you 1:15:55.120 --> 1:15:57.400 might be hearing months from now, but that's okay. But 1:15:57.720 --> 1:16:00.479 this is the it's just coming in right now. I'm mean, well, 1:16:00.600 --> 1:16:02.720 I'm not gonna hide it from you. So I just 1:16:02.760 --> 1:16:04.599 picked up my phone. I'm like, oh, well, I didn't 1:16:04.600 --> 1:16:06.599 want to see that note conor his memory. There's only 1:16:06.640 --> 1:16:08.880 one word that applies, and comic book fans will know 1:16:08.920 --> 1:16:12.479 what that is, excelsior. If you know what it is, 1:16:12.520 --> 1:16:13.920 you know what it is. And if you don't know, 1:16:14.280 --> 1:16:19.680 now you know, Oh that's terrible. Yeah, uh, rant, what 1:16:19.760 --> 1:16:21.320 do you do here? I want to tell you. Yeah, 1:16:21.320 --> 1:16:26.439 it's a rant and it's okay. So I'm I don't 1:16:26.479 --> 1:16:27.759 know if I tell you, I tell the new Chinese 1:16:27.760 --> 1:16:32.519 restaurants I know. I don't know if I told you 1:16:32.560 --> 1:16:35.599 about the new Chinese restaurant. However, which one the one 1:16:35.640 --> 1:16:37.800 that by the one by me and Hoboken with uh 1:16:38.240 --> 1:16:41.160 low fat chow supposed to be supposed to be very healthy, 1:16:41.200 --> 1:16:45.920 not giving any names, not telling. So I think I 1:16:45.960 --> 1:16:47.760 told this story Rember's in the fifteen Mite morning, so 1:16:47.840 --> 1:16:51.439 I can't remember. There was My wife was craving uh 1:16:51.760 --> 1:16:53.680 Cantonese noodle soup, right, Oh, this is the one when 1:16:53.680 --> 1:16:55.920 you stole the grape soda and said we no, no, 1:16:56.160 --> 1:16:59.920 not that place. And I didn't steal the grape soda 1:17:00.120 --> 1:17:04.360 we got she said, yeah. So I I go on 1:17:04.479 --> 1:17:08.800 Yelp and I find the top rated Cantonese noodle soup places, 1:17:08.840 --> 1:17:11.000 and one of him is in Hoboken. The reviews on 1:17:11.080 --> 1:17:13.800 Yelp are great. They look legit. I'm going there now. 1:17:13.840 --> 1:17:15.680 You know the problem with Hoboken. You can't find a 1:17:15.680 --> 1:17:18.439 parking space. If you haven't been a Hoboken, New Jersey. 1:17:18.760 --> 1:17:21.080 It's about a six or seven or ten blocks strip 1:17:21.360 --> 1:17:28.640 on Washington, fifteen blocks. It's a wall to wall stores, restaurants, 1:17:28.720 --> 1:17:31.080 it's bars. They call it craziness. They call it a 1:17:31.080 --> 1:17:33.719 square mile city. No place, but it's very, very very congested. 1:17:33.720 --> 1:17:36.600 All right, listen, mayor relax. Not a sponsor, so you 1:17:36.640 --> 1:17:40.439 can't get a spot. Everything's like two minute parking plway zones. 1:17:40.840 --> 1:17:42.680 You can't get a meter if your life depended on it. 1:17:43.040 --> 1:17:45.680 So one day, on a Wednesday, my wife says to me, 1:17:46.439 --> 1:17:50.000 on a Wednesday, it was a Sunday night, So I see, 1:17:50.000 --> 1:17:51.559 you know what, I'm gonna go to this place in Hoboken. 1:17:52.040 --> 1:17:54.719 It's a Sunday. The meters won't be in effect. It'll 1:17:54.720 --> 1:17:56.320 be fine. By the way, the place that you went 1:17:56.360 --> 1:17:59.880 to an excellent place. So we got. I go there. 1:18:00.320 --> 1:18:02.479 I get a spot two blocks away because it's a 1:18:02.520 --> 1:18:06.040 Sunday's still hot to park. Get the food. I'm not 1:18:06.040 --> 1:18:07.800 even gett into the fact they made mistakes. That was fine, 1:18:07.800 --> 1:18:11.280 the food was great. Okay. On a Wednesday, my wife says, 1:18:11.320 --> 1:18:13.439 could you go there on Wednesday night? I no problem. 1:18:13.479 --> 1:18:15.439 I go. I get a spot three blocks away. Whatever. 1:18:16.040 --> 1:18:20.600 So she says to me last Saturday, this past weekend, Hey, uh, 1:18:20.760 --> 1:18:24.200 the kids really want that Chinese food restaurant. I don't 1:18:24.240 --> 1:18:27.519 blame I go, but it's a Saturday Saturday, and Hopeboken 1:18:27.640 --> 1:18:31.880 is crazy, crazy and Hopeboken. He says, all the kids 1:18:31.880 --> 1:18:34.800 really wanted They got other plans tomorrow night, can you 1:18:34.840 --> 1:18:37.120 please go? I said, you gotta give me an hour 1:18:37.160 --> 1:18:38.599 and a half because I gotta go a half hour 1:18:38.640 --> 1:18:40.960 to drive. It's gonna take me. Who's gonna I'm not 1:18:40.960 --> 1:18:44.200 gonna find a spot, Brodie. I can't believe the thousands 1:18:44.240 --> 1:18:51.880 of Chinese restaurants they wanted to where I live on 1:18:51.920 --> 1:18:57.080 a Saturday night Chinese food. So Saturday night, the traffic 1:18:57.160 --> 1:18:59.960 is so bad. The place called me twice to make 1:19:00.120 --> 1:19:03.040 sure I still wanted the food. All the food is ready, 1:19:03.280 --> 1:19:04.680 you're coming and get it. I'm all my way. I'll 1:19:04.720 --> 1:19:07.720 be there in fifteen minutes, twenty five minutes later. Are 1:19:07.720 --> 1:19:10.000 you sure you're coming. I'm looking for a spot. I'm circling. 1:19:10.000 --> 1:19:12.360 I'm circling now. I'm a New Yorker. I'm really good. 1:19:13.000 --> 1:19:15.280 I'm really good. I couldn't do bus a bus stop 1:19:15.400 --> 1:19:17.960 in front of the place. I'm not gonna No, I'm 1:19:17.960 --> 1:19:20.519 not putting my car in a bus stop. Two. So 1:19:20.560 --> 1:19:22.799 I'm driving around, driving, and finally I see a spot. 1:19:23.040 --> 1:19:25.240 It's on the other side of the red light. So 1:19:25.280 --> 1:19:27.559 I'm sweating. Now the light's gonna I gotta get that spot. 1:19:27.520 --> 1:19:30.640 I get a spot right, there's a car in the 1:19:30.760 --> 1:19:33.360 right lane and I'm in the left lane and the 1:19:33.400 --> 1:19:36.479 spots on the right, so I gotta like floor it, 1:19:37.000 --> 1:19:40.160 go through the light, pull over fast, and get to 1:19:40.160 --> 1:19:42.760 the spot. So the light changes. You know, I got 1:19:42.800 --> 1:19:46.680 a fast car, alright, Chapman, and uh so I floor it. 1:19:46.800 --> 1:19:49.360 I pull over to the right and I'm a car 1:19:49.400 --> 1:19:52.559 and a half past the spot right a little further past. 1:19:52.760 --> 1:19:55.720 The blinkers on and I start backing up. I put that. 1:19:55.760 --> 1:19:57.720 You can see the brake lights go on, and a 1:19:57.760 --> 1:20:01.120 little little car comes in behind me like they're gonna 1:20:01.160 --> 1:20:04.639 park there, So I you know, my dart charger horn. 1:20:06.479 --> 1:20:09.120 I'm giving him the horn. I'm giving him. I'm stepping 1:20:09.120 --> 1:20:11.519 on the break like bla bla bla baha. That's a 1:20:11.520 --> 1:20:13.760 horn with cocking balls. So the whole tail out of 1:20:13.800 --> 1:20:15.400 my car lights up. So I'm giving them the light. 1:20:15.600 --> 1:20:18.000 I'm giving him the horn. I stopped backing up, and 1:20:18.040 --> 1:20:20.240 they're like they're trying to like pull next to the 1:20:20.280 --> 1:20:22.720 spot to pull in, and I see them. They don't 1:20:22.720 --> 1:20:24.880 look like they're that tough, so I'm like that, you know, 1:20:25.240 --> 1:20:27.679 I'm screaming in my car. It's raining because I don't 1:20:27.680 --> 1:20:29.639 want to spots like across the street from the place 1:20:29.840 --> 1:20:34.000 I don't want to walk. So I'm like, now, first 1:20:34.040 --> 1:20:36.400 of all, scary, am I right? I pulled over. I 1:20:36.400 --> 1:20:38.160 put the blinker on the right thing. Now I was 1:20:38.200 --> 1:20:40.080 a car and a half. That's not out of the 1:20:40.120 --> 1:20:42.840 realm of possibility. I couldn't get closer because I still 1:20:42.840 --> 1:20:45.320 had to cut that other guy off. That's not the guy. 1:20:45.720 --> 1:20:47.320 The guy behind him is the guy who pulls into 1:20:47.320 --> 1:20:48.760 the spot. So I give him the horn on the 1:20:48.760 --> 1:20:50.320 horn horn. I rolled out the window and I give 1:20:50.360 --> 1:20:52.479 him the wave, like the funk away from my pocket space. 1:20:53.160 --> 1:20:55.280 So they sit there with their white person. The white person. 1:20:55.280 --> 1:20:58.040 They're blinking and then they're gonna challenge me. So I 1:20:58.040 --> 1:20:59.719 give him the horn a couple more times. I stopped 1:20:59.760 --> 1:21:03.200 backing like I'm gonna hit him. So they take the 1:21:03.280 --> 1:21:06.759 hint in their little car it was it was a Corolla. 1:21:06.760 --> 1:21:10.000 I think they back away and they pull around me 1:21:10.600 --> 1:21:12.679 and they don't dare make eye contact. Weeks I looked. 1:21:12.800 --> 1:21:14.439 I gave him to look. I don't hutch the much spot. 1:21:15.479 --> 1:21:19.120 So I'm like, ha, I won. But the car in 1:21:19.160 --> 1:21:23.200 reverse back right into that spot. I don't fit by 1:21:23.240 --> 1:21:29.040 five five or six feet all that all that, I'm 1:21:29.080 --> 1:21:32.559 in the spot. I don't fit the spot. It's raining. 1:21:32.560 --> 1:21:34.840 I couldn't judge the size of the spot, but I 1:21:34.880 --> 1:21:39.040 still won. I won that spot. So I'm sitting there 1:21:39.720 --> 1:21:41.120 and I'm trying to get out of the spot that 1:21:41.160 --> 1:21:43.479 I don't fit it anymore. And the light changes, so 1:21:43.520 --> 1:21:45.840 the cars are coming. I can't pull out. Shoot, Della 1:21:45.920 --> 1:21:47.760 parked in front of the spot, aren't. I can't get 1:21:47.760 --> 1:21:50.679 out of the spot because the cars are coming. No. Wait, 1:21:51.680 --> 1:21:55.320 the little corolla had gone around the block, and now 1:21:55.360 --> 1:21:56.920 they come by and they looked at me like, you 1:21:57.040 --> 1:21:59.880 can't fit in the spot. And I didn't look like 1:22:00.000 --> 1:22:02.080 off fitting the damn spot. And I keep trying to 1:22:02.120 --> 1:22:03.960 fit in the spot and they're looking like you're not 1:22:04.000 --> 1:22:06.400 fitting the spot. So they pull up now to where 1:22:06.439 --> 1:22:09.760 I was before and they put their blinker on. So 1:22:09.800 --> 1:22:13.000 now I'm thinking I can't let them win. I can't 1:22:13.040 --> 1:22:15.880 get out of this spot because they're gonna take the spot. 1:22:16.600 --> 1:22:19.559 I want the spot there and square. So I sat 1:22:19.560 --> 1:22:22.559 there hoping they would drive away. They didn't drive away. Nope, 1:22:22.560 --> 1:22:25.120 they waited. The Chinese restaurant calls me a third time. 1:22:25.520 --> 1:22:27.920 Are you called up front this food? At that point? 1:22:28.160 --> 1:22:30.080 Why didn't you just say? Look, I'm right outside. Can 1:22:30.120 --> 1:22:32.599 you just give you don't have to exchange anything I did. 1:22:32.680 --> 1:22:34.800 I said, I can't find a spot, come outside, So 1:22:34.920 --> 1:22:37.080 he says, oh, pulling to the punk bus stop will 1:22:37.080 --> 1:22:40.880 come out? See so all that I could have just 1:22:40.960 --> 1:22:42.960 parked in the bus stop. Did I tell you? No? 1:22:43.160 --> 1:22:44.600 You aren't dare to tell me? So? I parked in 1:22:44.640 --> 1:22:47.320 the bus stop. The guy comes right out, no problem. 1:22:47.360 --> 1:22:49.080 And while I'm getting the food, I look behind me 1:22:49.120 --> 1:22:51.400 the river. That son of a fitch put the spot. Dude. 1:22:51.439 --> 1:22:53.720 It's Homeboken. That's where you use bus stops for when 1:22:53.760 --> 1:22:57.040 there's no busses. You use it for temporary parking. If 1:22:57.080 --> 1:22:59.760 I could have shrunked my everything would have taken the 1:22:59.800 --> 1:23:01.200 front an end to my cart off to get in 1:23:01.200 --> 1:23:04.559 that spot, son of a bitch, dude, I was. I 1:23:04.600 --> 1:23:05.920 was then hoping the guy in front of me would 1:23:06.000 --> 1:23:08.160 leave and I can pull in. Where are you from? Man? 1:23:08.280 --> 1:23:10.080 Come on, you know that you could have parked there. 1:23:10.360 --> 1:23:12.640 It's the bus stop, it's the bus I have to 1:23:12.680 --> 1:23:17.920 wait down a water because I'm from from Brooklyn Boys, 1:23:18.439 --> 1:23:24.200 Brock Brooklyn Brooklyn Boys, Rock Rockoley,