Speaker 1: Start up, dot Up, start up, Brooklyn Boys, start up,
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Speaker 1: up Episode sixty one of the Brooklyn Boys. Hey, it's
Speaker 1: the Brooken Boys podcast. Taping this on a Monday, on
Speaker 1: a Monday because we're late. Yeah, we're a little late
Speaker 1: for Thursday. You know, we should have been here. We
Speaker 1: were here, we had stuff to do. Then we came
Speaker 1: back to the radio station. We had other obligations, and
Speaker 1: then if we had barely any studio space and time.
Speaker 1: And it was two o'clock and Brodie looked at me
Speaker 1: and Bernie, don't change the subject, you said, you said,
Speaker 1: you said, Oh, Brod, I gotta tell you. I gotta
Speaker 1: tell you. I can tell you. I just I'm beat.
Speaker 1: I'm beat. We did we did the con and thing,
Speaker 1: and we just sho and I we just well, I
Speaker 1: want to I want to be mentally prepared to do
Speaker 1: a podcast. I want to give it our all. But
Speaker 1: I don't say, Brodie said, you said, but I also
Speaker 1: wanted to have a podcast where we can actually sit
Speaker 1: and hang out into the afternoon. And you knew that
Speaker 1: at two thirty we weren't going to be able to
Speaker 1: get that kind of quality time in and then plus
Speaker 1: people needed the studio because that night people come in.
Speaker 1: But that was a problem. So what you did, you
Speaker 1: did just give it. We looked at each other. No,
Speaker 1: we both agreed. No, I said, I said, no, hold
Speaker 1: on what I said after you said hold on, after
Speaker 1: you said guys, guys, I don't know, and I remember
Speaker 1: what you said. I was I was taping, said yeah, man,
Speaker 1: I'm just out of it, right. I said, to make
Speaker 1: you feel better. You didn't. I didn't want to make
Speaker 1: you feel I guilt you into doing the show. I
Speaker 1: was tired, you were, you were just as you were
Speaker 1: mentally empty. Yeah. So we had a lot of stuff
Speaker 1: last week. You were on reserve. But then you tricked me,
Speaker 1: begged me, and I'm glad I did. You grabbed my
Speaker 1: arm and you yanked me my arms jerked, jerked my arm,
Speaker 1: and you said we got to go to the Corona
Speaker 1: O'Brien thing, the Corninal Ryan thing he does. He did.
Speaker 1: He's doing a publicity tour with TBSS network notic so
Speaker 1: they're restructuring the show and he's doing this cross country tour,
Speaker 1: stopping in a lot of major markets to do Q
Speaker 1: and A S and so he and Jake Tapper from
Speaker 1: CNN UH sat on the stage and the director's chairs
Speaker 1: and they he interviewed him about the new show, and
Speaker 1: he and they served us lunch afterwards. The lunch wasn't bad.
Speaker 1: And then and then Conan comes out to hang out
Speaker 1: with the crowd. Okay, so so as far as the
Speaker 1: lunch goes, they were chafing dishes and like those domes
Speaker 1: you have to lift, right. So Scary and I go
Speaker 1: up there and I see what looks like chicken fingers.
Speaker 1: So I take like five or six of them, and
Speaker 1: I take a burger, and I take some of the things.
Speaker 1: And as it turns out, now you guys know me,
Speaker 1: I don't need vegetables. As it turns out, the burger
Speaker 1: was a mushroom burger, and then the chicken fingers were
Speaker 1: actually fried egg plant. So Scary's loading up his plate
Speaker 1: and he's looking like he's looking like what he wants,
Speaker 1: and so as he's looking to take when he's taken,
Speaker 1: I take all of the food I don't want and
Speaker 1: I put it on his plate and he didn't even
Speaker 1: realize it, and he just ate it all. I did
Speaker 1: you put this food in front of me? So scary.
Speaker 1: Took a couple of eggplant fingers or whatever they fried
Speaker 1: egg plants. It looked like chicken nuggets. I put five
Speaker 1: a six song because I wasn't gonna eat. I don't
Speaker 1: want to waste. You know, more and more people that
Speaker 1: are offering free food and these luncheons and things and
Speaker 1: wherever you might you know, come across the free food
Speaker 1: whatever launch or meal. They are now being more conscious
Speaker 1: of vegetarian bullshit, bullshit. I don't need you to save
Speaker 1: money by sticking a chotaki mushroom on a bun. They
Speaker 1: made it look like sliders and they made it and
Speaker 1: they put like tomato wan. I call that. I call
Speaker 1: that Bullshitaki right, bullshitaki hashtag it was. It was just
Speaker 1: sh burger. Yeah. Oh people by people are like sending
Speaker 1: messages with Spagels, And we had Spangels running of the
Speaker 1: other day. Yes, yes, And Danielle Minaro from our show, Uh,
Speaker 1: she loves the podcast and she's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: that's so arn. Spagel's out here. So she's got the lingo.
Speaker 1: I don't want, you know, say no to Spagel's. Yeah,
Speaker 1: save those cards for something. And you guys know what
Speaker 1: a spagel is because you listen to order. Don't tell
Speaker 1: me you don't know. I caught a lot of people
Speaker 1: listening out of order over the weekend, and it's not funny.
Speaker 1: It's all I listen to order. I gotta I gotta complaint.
Speaker 1: We did a bonus episode on Halloween right episode fifty nine,
Speaker 1: I think, and we did it for the people. It's
Speaker 1: a good episode. It's got half the listens of every
Speaker 1: other episode. So why are we doing bonus episodes? First
Speaker 1: of all, I think people saw the longer episode and
Speaker 1: they bit into that lore, like, no, listen to order.
Speaker 1: There's a role listen order, you need to listen order,
Speaker 1: you need to we shoot. My favorite is somebody don't
Speaker 1: step on the last line line, don't make us. We
Speaker 1: got a whole bunch of new jingles. Okay, Well, first,
Speaker 1: somebody tweeted us the picture of their car dashboard and
Speaker 1: it was playing Daughter by Pearl Jam and they wrote,
Speaker 1: just can't get listen to Order out of my head?
Speaker 1: Thank you guys. Yeah, so how is it now? Look,
Speaker 1: you knew that song for twenty years. Don't call me daughter,
Speaker 1: now you call me daughter. Okay, if you guys are
Speaker 1: listening to every other episode twice and only the bonus
Speaker 1: episodes once. That's fine, but I'm telling you, people are
Speaker 1: skipping like, oh, it's only a half hour, dude, it's funny,
Speaker 1: it's good ship in there, it's good phone taps in
Speaker 1: there like the classic. Yeah, next time, we gotta give
Speaker 1: him some Okay, speaking of speaking of uh, we've created
Speaker 1: a monster, created a monster because nobody wants to so
Speaker 1: there no, Look, it's my fault doing nasty dance. It's
Speaker 1: my fault because we taught people that even is not even.
Speaker 1: Remind me, I got a bone to pick, but it
Speaker 1: even is not even. But hold on. So we said
Speaker 1: we would move the podcast to Monday and do two
Speaker 1: this week. This is gonna blow up in our face.
Speaker 1: And everybody said, well what was the third one? Were okay,
Speaker 1: it doesn't work that way. Okay, Now, granted, I understand
Speaker 1: why you guys think that way, and you should so
Speaker 1: we're not Technically, they're not wrong if you think about it.
Speaker 1: We did we we didn't give them. We didn't deliver
Speaker 1: last week. So this is this. Thursday is gonna be
Speaker 1: Thursday's episode. Thursday is going to be a special episode.
Speaker 1: Here's your here's your free dessert. Now you may not
Speaker 1: know this person or you may, but this this guy
Speaker 1: we're interviewing on on Thursday, which we booked as a
Speaker 1: bonus because we owe your bonus. Were like, you know what,
Speaker 1: we said yes to this interview. This guy is a
Speaker 1: radio legend in New York and then in a lot
Speaker 1: of the country and on satellite radio. There was a
Speaker 1: very very very very popular show in the early two
Speaker 1: thousand's up till I want to say two thousand fourteen
Speaker 1: fifteen called Opiing Anthony, and I became friendly with their producer, Eric,
Speaker 1: who was known as Rock who's filled in on the
Speaker 1: Walkers and Talkers podcast is the It's Eric Nagles Show.
Speaker 1: We're still very good friends. And I wrote a lot
Speaker 1: of parodies for Opening Anthony over the years. Elvis said,
Speaker 1: I could there was no problem there on satellite he
Speaker 1: didn't care. Uh and so uh Anthony who is part
Speaker 1: of Opening Anthony and a radio legend and it does
Speaker 1: impressions and um, and I was a fan of I'm
Speaker 1: still a fan of many years. He's got a book
Speaker 1: out and we're going to talk to Hi on Thursday
Speaker 1: as part of the second episode this week. And I'm
Speaker 1: I like that. I've been you know, I mean I
Speaker 1: listened as well, right the guy, the guy broke a
Speaker 1: lot of ground. Uh, and then that that showing up
Speaker 1: in flames. He's gonna be much like this show eventually.
Speaker 1: We have talked him about, you know, how it went
Speaker 1: wrong and how he's coming in. Yeah, good, alright, cool,
Speaker 1: he'll spend some time with us, will wrap with us.
Speaker 1: He's a good guy. There was a time when Howard
Speaker 1: Stern on satellite was the morning show Guy, and they
Speaker 1: were like the Afternoon Guy, and that was like the
Speaker 1: two big shows on satellite. But before they were on satellite,
Speaker 1: they were big nationally around the country with a lot
Speaker 1: of big cities. Uh. And they did some very very raunchy,
Speaker 1: raunchy radio disgusting but also very clever radio. Oh it
Speaker 1: was as it was as clever as it was raunchy.
Speaker 1: And we'll talk to about that sometimes. You know, I
Speaker 1: prefer them if you know who they are, we hope
Speaker 1: you'll enjoy it. If you don't know who who opening
Speaker 1: Anthony war I think you'll enjoy the stories about the
Speaker 1: kind of things they did. Still doing a show up
Speaker 1: so they so Opie was doing his own show with
Speaker 1: a guy named Jim Norton who's a famous Yea, he's
Speaker 1: currently not doing a show, and Anthony is doing something
Speaker 1: that well, it's similar to what we do. He's doing
Speaker 1: a show from his house. He has a home studio,
Speaker 1: and he charges a fee every month for video streaming.
Speaker 1: And uh, don't give us any ideas, and I'm not,
Speaker 1: I don't want I'm not. We'll ask him about it,
Speaker 1: but I think he charged he charges like nine or
Speaker 1: ten dollars a month, and you subscribe, and people who
Speaker 1: love him love him and they and they pay for show.
Speaker 1: You're trying to get a diamond Nickel and episode did
Speaker 1: well again, I was we were just joking our diamond
Speaker 1: episode an episode episode. Okay, that's that's we love all
Speaker 1: things and all people radio. That's that's a bonus. We
Speaker 1: think you'll really enjoy. People. That made us laugh. And
Speaker 1: we still haven't heard back from Bill Burr's guy Mike. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm not so inclined these days to get Bill burn
Speaker 1: I'm not having them on now. Let's wait till after January,
Speaker 1: because right now we want you to go to the
Speaker 1: iHeart podcast dot com website and vote for us for
Speaker 1: not Bill Burr or any of the other people in
Speaker 1: the category that we're up again. There were people voting
Speaker 1: thirty times a day. We need your help. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Love on Twitter. First of all, thank you so much
Speaker 1: because I see it. I see people's tweeting. I voted
Speaker 1: for the Brooklyn Boys. I do this every day. Thank
Speaker 1: you so much. Go to I heeart podcast dot com.
Speaker 1: It's so imperative you do, because yes, well I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: I do. I mean, I would love to take you know,
Speaker 1: it's a glass award. We might smash it on the
Speaker 1: ground into a million pieces. Every great car. I vote
Speaker 1: every day, and that's we're gonna We're gonna actually send
Speaker 1: you a shard of glass so you can split the
Speaker 1: split the award with everybody. No, no, no no. Go
Speaker 1: to ipart podcast dot com and scroll down to the
Speaker 1: comedy section and you get five votes a day. That's
Speaker 1: per email address. So you can find ways to Gmail account. Yeah,
Speaker 1: keep going into different accounts and different browsers, and suddenly
Speaker 1: you have more votes per day. I didn't vote today,
Speaker 1: I gotta vote anyway. Please, I'm gonna click on and
Speaker 1: then tweet us. You get some Twitter votes as well.
Speaker 1: You could do social media. You get one a day
Speaker 1: on that. So follow Brooklyn Boys WTF on Twitter? Uh,
Speaker 1: and you could see how you know, you need to
Speaker 1: include hashtag comedy podcast, hashtag Brooklyn Boys, and hashtag I
Speaker 1: Heart Podcast Awards. It's a lot. You need to have
Speaker 1: all three in order for that to register as a
Speaker 1: vote in the social media world. All right, I'm looking.
Speaker 1: I'm looking right now. I ain't too proud to beg
Speaker 1: im to be honest, it's a lot of us. It's
Speaker 1: a lot of people voting for us. Yeah. Yeah, do
Speaker 1: you see people voting for other people? No, I don't
Speaker 1: see any on blind to it. Well, let's search miles
Speaker 1: more Alex alexand anyway, thank you very much, y Los Angeles.
Speaker 1: I think we're gonna be there. I think, well, here's
Speaker 1: the thing. As of now, we don't have a way
Speaker 1: to get there, and as of now, we don't have
Speaker 1: hotel rooms. Now the people were up against the big shots,
Speaker 1: the celebrities movie they're flying then, No, I think they're
Speaker 1: already in California because they're all big shot superstars. Uh.
Speaker 1: Second of all, because they cant in touch with me
Speaker 1: and they're like, hey, scary, they invited me shoot, they
Speaker 1: did not. They did, they did not, you prick? They
Speaker 1: got and you got a ticket to I did not
Speaker 1: get a ticket. I have not gotten a ticket. If
Speaker 1: you got an email for a ticket, I didn't get
Speaker 1: a ticket. I haven't right here and I and I said,
Speaker 1: I said, do we get a hotel, discounter anything, flight
Speaker 1: disk anything. As of now there are no discounts. Oh oh.
Speaker 1: We had to get the audio for the next episode
Speaker 1: sixty two. I'm putting you in charge of getting the
Speaker 1: audio for what from Saturday Night Live the podcast The Potties,
Speaker 1: The Potties. It was hilarious. That was a sketch that
Speaker 1: they did the fake award show, a podcast award show,
Speaker 1: not that when they got the idea of not not
Speaker 1: the not the I Heart Radio Podcast Awards, but these
Speaker 1: are the potties. And one of the categories was um
Speaker 1: best transition from a podcast into a commercial, And I thought,
Speaker 1: we're much better than that. We really are, really are
Speaker 1: so speaking of commercial no, it was very funny because
Speaker 1: we could relate to it. Who can relate? Okay, Um,
Speaker 1: you didn't get a ticket? No no? Um. I mentioned
Speaker 1: this on the Big Show this morning, and it just
Speaker 1: bothers me. I just need an answer, you know, coming
Speaker 1: off the heels of the big debate of his hot
Speaker 1: dog sandwich, because it's been on you know, that broke
Speaker 1: the interne doing that. No, no, no, I know, I know.
Speaker 1: But what about what about scream cake? Is it cake?
Speaker 1: If there's no if there's no cake sponge in it,
Speaker 1: what do you think? No, Well, if it has crunches
Speaker 1: in it, if it is shaped like a traditional round cake,
Speaker 1: like like a cake, like a carvel to the local,
Speaker 1: Well think about like a Baskin Robbins ice cream cake.
Speaker 1: All right, let's keep it more national. And they have
Speaker 1: the little crook cookie crumbles in the middle, like the crunches,
Speaker 1: the cruncheese. Yeah, they have the crunchees in there, Vanilla
Speaker 1: on the top, chocolate on the bottom, around cake. You
Speaker 1: slice it with a cake slicer after you dip it
Speaker 1: in hot water. Is that is ice cream? Cake? Cake?
Speaker 1: Remember there's no sponge in it. I stumped you. You're
Speaker 1: looking it up. I'm not grappling. We're not wrestling crud. Okay.
Speaker 1: What I did was I looked up the definition of cake,
Speaker 1: but I didn't look at it. So I have it
Speaker 1: there to look at after we talk about this. So
Speaker 1: here's what I'll say. By the definition of cake, I
Speaker 1: have to say it's probably not cake. However, if you
Speaker 1: got a birthday cake and it was ice cream, you
Speaker 1: would say it's a birthday cake. I mean, if you
Speaker 1: blow blow out candles your candles, I mean, is it
Speaker 1: is it yours? Cake? And cake? Is the bandcake and cake?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think if you call it cake,
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, it's not. I don't think it's cake.
Speaker 1: It's just ice cream. Is a mushroom burger or burger? No?
Speaker 1: Is cheesecake cake? No, it's more like a pie pie filling,
Speaker 1: but she's caking her filling. Pie usually has a crust
Speaker 1: with like some kind of a strawberry or es goop
Speaker 1: in it, like some kind of a blueberry cherry goop.
Speaker 1: What about pecan pie? Pecan pie, the pecans are generally
Speaker 1: on top, but it's got the caro. Pumpkin pie is
Speaker 1: all it is, like coconut custard. It's all just it's holloway,
Speaker 1: it's kiro. Did you know that it's pronounced cairo a
Speaker 1: r o. There's a cattle syrup. But if you look
Speaker 1: at their commercials, it's Kiro syrup proper commercial. No, I
Speaker 1: believe you can. We do that. Help the the YouTube's
Speaker 1: you want to hear? Yeah, do it? Pull up a
Speaker 1: k A r O commercial? Yeah about c A r oh,
Speaker 1: but it's spelled k r oh. I believe you buy
Speaker 1: the big jugs of the syrup, which I could drink.
Speaker 1: By the way, I love that stuff. I used to
Speaker 1: make Pecampie in Hello. I used to make Pecampie one
Speaker 1: of the restaurants I manage. Commercial. Yeah, ko just putting
Speaker 1: k ros. Want to want to complete k ro syrup
Speaker 1: dot com? Is that YouTube? Video? No? YouTube? Paper planes YouTube?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you want to go to YouTube? Yes? YouTube? Okay,
Speaker 1: I have to tell you as it pull up a
Speaker 1: Kiro commercial. Okay, okay, all right, God k O k
Speaker 1: A r oh. Right now that's people going gainst carol.
Speaker 1: I don't care, are you right? I don't care. I
Speaker 1: think it's k Ro, but Caro it's not. It's not
Speaker 1: get played. I don't commercial. No, you can't type Caro commercial. No,
Speaker 1: these are people, these are songs. These are this has
Speaker 1: nothing to do with anything. The hell is wrong with you?
Speaker 1: The different languages? Now, none of this makes any sense.
Speaker 1: Brodie you have Caro syrup commercial, Kiro syrup commercial. Why
Speaker 1: are we doing this? Why is it so hard? Because
Speaker 1: I was thinking about your mother? Hi? No, Brodie, there's
Speaker 1: nothing here? Really? Yeah, hot hot cakes syrup, Caro commercial.
Speaker 1: I don't know what's gonna be on here. What are
Speaker 1: you doing? I'm looking at a corn step commercial? Pat,
Speaker 1: what are you doing? I'm trying to get this is
Speaker 1: in Spanish? I mean I'm in Spanish, Brodie, there's no
Speaker 1: commercial here for any of this stuff. There are no
Speaker 1: Caro commercials on TV. Used to be how to pronounce it? Hello?
Speaker 1: The best makers of Skippy peanut butter and Caro pour
Speaker 1: on and cooking stup reasons you found it? Yeah, now
Speaker 1: I've I've helped the one person who didn't say it right.
Speaker 1: Good for you. We took a ten minute detour. Let's
Speaker 1: just though. Is what we do. This is what the
Speaker 1: podcast is, tours, detours and more detours. But where were we?
Speaker 1: Why do we mention this? Where we? Where are we?
Speaker 1: We're talking about fillings and pies? Yeah? So is is
Speaker 1: cheesecake and cake? Get back to my question. Cheese cake
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with cheesecake is a pie. But we
Speaker 1: mistakenly call it cake because people are just the creatures
Speaker 1: of habit. And somebody said it makes its cake. All right,
Speaker 1: I'm just wanted to know. So let me let me
Speaker 1: give you a definition of of cake, definition of cake,
Speaker 1: definition of cake. Hold on, here we go, hold on,
Speaker 1: definition of cake. Here's the definition of cake. An item
Speaker 1: of soft, sweet food made from a mixture of flour, shortening, eggs, sugar,
Speaker 1: and other ingredients, baked and often decorated. Okay, I didn't
Speaker 1: hear ice cream in there. No, I didn't hear ice cream.
Speaker 1: Now what's this? Hold on, let's try Merriam webster. Now
Speaker 1: a bread like food made from a dough about already
Speaker 1: sweet baked food made from a dough or thick batter,
Speaker 1: A flat and usually round mass of food that is
Speaker 1: baked to fry. Allah. Fish cake a block of compacted
Speaker 1: a congealed matter noe. A cake of ice, a hard
Speaker 1: or brittle layer of deposit, something easily done like that? Test?
Speaker 1: Was cake? Um? Wrong? Cake is a verb, as in Steve,
Speaker 1: ioci caked your ass face. Now you're off of Now
Speaker 1: you're off of actual the actual food. Let's see what
Speaker 1: the ice cream? Cake is not? Cake? I rest my
Speaker 1: case is ice cream cake cake. I rest my cake
Speaker 1: is ice cream cake a form of cake. It's not
Speaker 1: not happening. An ice cream cake is ice cream in
Speaker 1: the shape of a cake with layers of sponge, cake
Speaker 1: or cookie crumble in between. The popular form is a
Speaker 1: three layer cake with a layer of ice cream between
Speaker 1: two layers of cake. Right. If there's if they're sponging there,
Speaker 1: then you then she's right, right, who is that? That's that?
Speaker 1: What's her name? Mrs Google? Okay, all right, well, well
Speaker 1: there you go. I'm gonna say ice cream cake has
Speaker 1: nothing to do with cake. I think a crab cake
Speaker 1: is more more of a cake than because it's it's
Speaker 1: it's it's in a round, it's round, and it's in
Speaker 1: it it's it's no, it's said, it's said it right
Speaker 1: there in your last your last definition. I think crab
Speaker 1: cake this cake. It's compacted material, not not like cake
Speaker 1: or an ice cake. We're stupid, what are we thinking? Okay,
Speaker 1: so when we have to submit, if we've got to
Speaker 1: submit a clip, let's say, you know, for the for
Speaker 1: the Podcast Awards, I'm gonna make sure I submit us
Speaker 1: talking about k Roll. That's not the one that's gonna
Speaker 1: be a highlight clip right there, when that's gonna be
Speaker 1: our our music from when we accept our award. I
Speaker 1: was talking about Cairo. That's right, come up on stage
Speaker 1: and the whole audience. I thought it was all right.
Speaker 1: I have a rant about Nanni's it's a minor complaint.
Speaker 1: A guy in a red dumbass and a red sports
Speaker 1: car email etiquette, and I was stupid while I was
Speaker 1: in Hoboken, New Jersey. I like them all, but but
Speaker 1: I also want to do I know we're not doing
Speaker 1: unused jokes today. You're gonna save those things, but I
Speaker 1: do have an unused bit that I've been trying to
Speaker 1: get on for. We're not letting this go. I'm not
Speaker 1: letting it go because we worked sucking hard on this thing.
Speaker 1: Well we didn't. You had Garrett from our show to it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I coordinated with you. You said, Garret, go get
Speaker 1: it done. Garrett gets all the love on this. Garrett
Speaker 1: put this together. But you're like, I worked hard on that.
Speaker 1: You said, Garrett, get me a list of the best ones, Garrett,
Speaker 1: and then we all suggested them. Here's what Garrett did. Okay,
Speaker 1: Garrett actually put this in the system originally, but here
Speaker 1: Garrett and I then went into the system to try
Speaker 1: and find some of these clips to dig them up, okay,
Speaker 1: to put them in order. Okay, we call this the
Speaker 1: YouTube top five mash up countdown. Okay. You know how
Speaker 1: the internet, you know a lot of times viral videos
Speaker 1: break the internet, right, So sometimes people then they put
Speaker 1: songs to them. So there's like, for instance, our let's
Speaker 1: talk about the Mason rams Ramsey, the yodeling Walmart kid.
Speaker 1: You know him, right, sure, heydels in Walmart. You know
Speaker 1: the sound? Fine, you know that, Okay, and then somebody
Speaker 1: comes along and that you know, ten thousand people come
Speaker 1: along and then they do like an e d M
Speaker 1: remix of it. So listen to this, Ah, this is
Speaker 1: the yodeling kid. Everybody's with the d M remix just
Speaker 1: gonna kick in here. And the second I thought this
Speaker 1: was awesome. Now that that that that's the idea of
Speaker 1: what Okay, So that was that's good stuff. Now we
Speaker 1: had a countdown we thought were the five best of
Speaker 1: all time. Now you might think there might be a
Speaker 1: better one out there, but everybody remembers the double rainbow guy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a double rainbow, right, that's the best clip you could
Speaker 1: find for the where's the double rainbow? That's the one
Speaker 1: that I hope you got. Nobody got time for that.
Speaker 1: Man man see man sees hold on double rainbow, hold on?
Speaker 1: Uh here it is right, man sez seeing a double rainbow.
Speaker 1: So you know this? Uh yeah, Oh it's a double rainbow. Whoa,
Speaker 1: that's a four rainbow double rainbow. Oh my god, whoa,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh my god. Remember that? Okay? And
Speaker 1: then somebody did several people did this. That's four your
Speaker 1: Paul all the way rainball like gob rainball. It's a
Speaker 1: double randall down? Yeah, what is so? Right? So that
Speaker 1: was cool anyway, So when's that? That's a good one.
Speaker 1: You don't like that one as much as I wanted
Speaker 1: us to vote on our favorite. Okay, so remember all
Speaker 1: of a said no to this bit on the Big Show.
Speaker 1: Here we go. We're doing it on our show. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Remember Antoine Dodson is obviously we have a rapist in
Speaker 1: Making Park. He's clambing in your windows, he's snatching your
Speaker 1: people up, trying to write from so y'a Nissa, had
Speaker 1: your kids, had your wife and had hug because they're
Speaker 1: raping anybody out here. The attacker. And then here we
Speaker 1: go with the auto tune version of that. He's clambing
Speaker 1: in your windows. He's snatching your people up, trying to
Speaker 1: write from Soya Nagy kids pad your white magic kids,
Speaker 1: had your wife? Has kids? Had your wife? Because they're
Speaker 1: raping anybody, So do so, do so. Don't keeps climbing
Speaker 1: up windows. I got bronchitis and then I got time
Speaker 1: of that. I don't think I don't think. That's not
Speaker 1: a realist. Well anyway, then we have the the opera
Speaker 1: Singing Donkey, remember Garrett Port this one and this one
Speaker 1: virals tell us switches, this is no this is the
Speaker 1: oppera singing donkey. Go ahead, that's a donkey everyone. And
Speaker 1: then somebody came along and did it and then put
Speaker 1: it to music. Guns and roses, Welcome to the jungle.
Speaker 1: That's good, all right? Then the two more okay, Swift,
Speaker 1: we're getting better, right, So we have goats Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: And now here's the Then somebody took that and put
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift's trouble in there and they mashed him together
Speaker 1: to hear this. Yeah, that's because okay, here's the one
Speaker 1: that beat it, and that this is your favorite. This
Speaker 1: is my favorite. Uh I just I guess grand cano
Speaker 1: Um won the game. He was the kick Graham Graham Gono.
Speaker 1: He was the kicker for the Carolina Pantelis he is
Speaker 1: and a sixty yard field goal. It was insane. Don't
Speaker 1: tweet me. They had Spanish the Spanish announcers version of
Speaker 1: that of him making this game winning unbelievable field goal.
Speaker 1: It's fantastic. I won't be starts said he you got
Speaker 1: you got no log no God, no logo, no god,
Speaker 1: no log no god no long no said you're God
Speaker 1: no log no go, no log noa y'all, y'all. That's
Speaker 1: hilarious by itself, But then somebody took this ship to
Speaker 1: the next level. This is my favorite. This has gotta
Speaker 1: be my favorite clip of all time where they took
Speaker 1: the mash up and mashed it up with this. Nah.
Speaker 1: If y'all want to put it, I please do. It's
Speaker 1: just ya. If y'all want to put it like please
Speaker 1: do yas say just say Okay, that's gonna be hard
Speaker 1: to be. That is fucking hysterical. That's good. If you
Speaker 1: have an auto tune something or mash up, please let
Speaker 1: a pop culture, that it can't just be a random thing.
Speaker 1: The Goats, The Goats and Taylor was random, but for
Speaker 1: the most thea was a viral video, right, the Goat. Right,
Speaker 1: you have to take something that's viral, the opera singing Donkey.
Speaker 1: So if you can find something viral and then find
Speaker 1: us something that's better than the Spanish announcers mash up
Speaker 1: with let me clear my throat. I mean the announcers
Speaker 1: aren't Spanish. They speak Spanish. They the Spanish speaking announced there,
Speaker 1: but they might be Spanish as well. But Hispanic. Okay's cool,
Speaker 1: We're cool. We're all cool. They're living with being Hispanic.
Speaker 1: Were talking about that? Yeah, right, anyway, I love that.
Speaker 1: Find some send them in. I would love to play
Speaker 1: them on a future podcast. See what I'm doing here.
Speaker 1: I'm getting more benchmarks and bits for our show. But
Speaker 1: please admit them, because we will play them. I think
Speaker 1: I love mashups. I love pop culture. We're looking at
Speaker 1: me with that crazy no because I want to phrase
Speaker 1: this right when people don't get offended. But speaking of
Speaker 1: people who speak Spanish and other languages, right, A lot
Speaker 1: of times in this area where we work in Lower Manhattan,
Speaker 1: there are nanny's. They're everywhere. There's a school near where
Speaker 1: we park our cars, and you have to go past
Speaker 1: the school every day. Well, a lot of people work.
Speaker 1: And by the way, sure there's a lot of great
Speaker 1: nannies in the world. I'm sure people listening. If you're
Speaker 1: a nanny, you're great. May have a nanny that are great.
Speaker 1: I'm just telling you that the nannies we walk past
Speaker 1: to get to our cars every day, some of them,
Speaker 1: I'm not sure I would trust my kids with them.
Speaker 1: We have them in Hoboken. We call them the stroller mafia. Okay,
Speaker 1: So what I've noticed as a parent, Um, you have
Speaker 1: a baby, they're fragile, and you have to guard them
Speaker 1: with your life. You have to protect them like they're
Speaker 1: the greatest thing ever. Right, Okay, so uh, I wouldn't
Speaker 1: cross the street, um the way these women do, because
Speaker 1: every time I get my car, Um, they crossed the
Speaker 1: street without looking like they pushed their babies. And you
Speaker 1: know their nannies because they're usually a lot older than
Speaker 1: you would think the mom would be. They tend not
Speaker 1: to look like the kids at all, and they're clearly
Speaker 1: nannies and they crossed the street. They don't look like
Speaker 1: it's not their kids. Well, I don't understand something. I
Speaker 1: understand you're getting paid. I understand normally you can't possibly
Speaker 1: love a kid as much as the parent does. I
Speaker 1: get that, but you should at least love the kid
Speaker 1: more importantly. If the car hits the kid, it's goodn't
Speaker 1: hit you too, right, So look, oh, thousands of percent.
Speaker 1: I was gonna like the other day and this guy
Speaker 1: just just wheels a stroller into the middle of the street.
Speaker 1: It was it was a guy. It was a manny,
Speaker 1: a man, a male n not a guy named man
Speaker 1: male nanny. And he was just wheeling the stroll into
Speaker 1: the street and he let the stroller go first, just
Speaker 1: into oncoming traffic, didn't it. They push it across, just
Speaker 1: like pushing it. Like yeah, I'm like, how do you
Speaker 1: just how do you? How do you lead with the
Speaker 1: stroller like that? That's so dangerous. There's gotta be a
Speaker 1: better way. It's gotta be a better way. Well, first
Speaker 1: of all, you gotta go out in the street and look, right, No,
Speaker 1: I just walked across with it. Didn't even look probably
Speaker 1: not as kids. So you're saying that if it's not
Speaker 1: your property, I'm sure there actual parents. I took your
Speaker 1: car out for a spin, broody. You wouldn't baby it
Speaker 1: the way, baby, I wouldn't care right. Like the parking
Speaker 1: garage guys, I saw them driving your call one day.
Speaker 1: They weren't being nice to it. It's like that scene
Speaker 1: in Ferris Peeler's day off. As soon as he leaves
Speaker 1: the garage, they take it out for a joy ride. Dude.
Speaker 1: I set my car up every day with the temperature
Speaker 1: the opposite of what they would want. So if it's
Speaker 1: if it's cold right, no, no, no right, and then
Speaker 1: this way you see if E shut it right and
Speaker 1: I and I put it on an odd number like
Speaker 1: sixty three, you actually test them, Yeah, because I've caught
Speaker 1: them doing it because I come back and there's like
Speaker 1: no gas in my car, and I'm like, there was gas.
Speaker 1: They're running the car in the winter, so I don't
Speaker 1: want them, I said to the guy. So they sit
Speaker 1: in your car and sleep right, and they keep the
Speaker 1: heat on right, And in the summertime, I put the
Speaker 1: heat up to like eighty. So that's where they getting
Speaker 1: a car. And if I see that they're putting heat on,
Speaker 1: they got a low inns. You caught them. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: caught him who years ago, I caught him. The guy
Speaker 1: didn't worked anymore. Remember the guy, the ball guy has
Speaker 1: hair on the sides only. Yeah he yeah, he did it.
Speaker 1: I know he didn't wonder why he wanted your car
Speaker 1: as supposed to the other fifty that we have in
Speaker 1: that car. Because they're called in the morning. We come
Speaker 1: in early in the morning, so they put the car
Speaker 1: between your car my car. They probably do other cars.
Speaker 1: We we leave early, so they keep our cars up front.
Speaker 1: This way they can run to help people faster. Our
Speaker 1: cars aren't like all the way downstairs. I think, wherever
Speaker 1: you park your car, you just gotta be careful. I
Speaker 1: do that. Where if I to your car, Brody, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know if I would, I would
Speaker 1: just leave it in a bad neighborhood whatever. You couldn't
Speaker 1: handle my car, you couldn't. I wouldn't do it on purpose.
Speaker 1: But it's the same thing. It goes back to me.
Speaker 1: It goes back to nanny and a baby. Sometime last winter,
Speaker 1: I saw a woman knocked the carriage over into the
Speaker 1: snow like it was she just bumped into it, knocked
Speaker 1: it over sideways. You can't do that. I just feel
Speaker 1: like you should be not look again, not offending any
Speaker 1: nanny's listening, just the ones over here. I feel it's
Speaker 1: a problem. And it's an affluent area here, like the
Speaker 1: school they go to very expensive. I feel like they're
Speaker 1: paying they should get like a little more security with
Speaker 1: their kids. Look both ways. That's all I'm asking. Does
Speaker 1: this seemed like a lot to ask? No, it's not.
Speaker 1: I don't want to hit the kid. I can't afford
Speaker 1: to hit the kids. We have to say congratulations to
Speaker 1: have very on you. It's you. It's a left worked
Speaker 1: on the Big Show with us and she bet on here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you had We had her on the last episode before
Speaker 1: that with Latinos. That's right, right, we had her on.
Speaker 1: We've had her in a couple of times and we
Speaker 1: love her. And she's off to Los Angeles right now.
Speaker 1: She took a job with the Recording Academy, a temporary
Speaker 1: temporary John and you're working at a record label soon
Speaker 1: and uh hopefully with as you know, fall goes well. Now.
Speaker 1: Our last day on Friday, I think I think I
Speaker 1: picked her off. You did you? You were over doing it? Well,
Speaker 1: I don't. You started on Thursday though, this is the
Speaker 1: last Thursday you're ever gonna work for whatever. If if
Speaker 1: you're not going to see someone for a long time,
Speaker 1: or let's say they move away, or they get a
Speaker 1: new job, or it's whatever it is, it's a last.
Speaker 1: It's it's like you're leaving them in life, right, see
Speaker 1: you later. You there. Last day is usually a day
Speaker 1: full of lasts that you have to point out to
Speaker 1: them gratuitously. It's like, oh, if I if let's say
Speaker 1: that we had this meeting at a ten o'clock meeting
Speaker 1: after the morning show is over, I had to make
Speaker 1: it a point to tell your Ritsa, this is you know,
Speaker 1: this is the last meeting. This is the last time
Speaker 1: we're gonna be sitting here together. You know. If we
Speaker 1: go out, let's say we went out for lunch at noon,
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is the last time we're gonna be
Speaker 1: on the Starbucks and have a coffee. This is the
Speaker 1: last one. This is the last one PM we're gonna
Speaker 1: share together. Right. But it's the same as those people
Speaker 1: who like they'll see you on December, we'll see you
Speaker 1: till next year. This is the last time I'll see
Speaker 1: you in No but it's annoying but I feel like
Speaker 1: she was like, don't do this, I'm gonna crime. Well
Speaker 1: here's the thing. People leave this show or any job,
Speaker 1: but let's talk about this show. You and I have
Speaker 1: been on the show twenty years for me, and I
Speaker 1: had twenty half years, two and a half years for you.
Speaker 1: Why lately on the year you've been saying twenty three years,
Speaker 1: I don't know twenty because I've been at the station
Speaker 1: for twenty two years. It'll bee and April. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: half a year away, but that doesn't change the fact
Speaker 1: that it will be twenty two years. That's it. If
Speaker 1: someone was born to day the show started, they be
Speaker 1: twenty two right, all right, so twenty two years, I've
Speaker 1: been twenty five or six of us have been here
Speaker 1: the whole time, like almost like over twenty years. And
Speaker 1: there's some people that come for five years, six year
Speaker 1: seven as they leave, right, But like any office, Oh,
Speaker 1: it will always be friends, you like family, especially on
Speaker 1: a show like this, where we sleep, we we we travel,
Speaker 1: we do it together. Well, we see each other as
Speaker 1: much as our own families. I gotta be honest. Once
Speaker 1: you're off this show, have you seen a lot except
Speaker 1: for Colin, me and Anthony who keeps showing up to events. Well,
Speaker 1: they put in the effort, that's why. But yeah, but
Speaker 1: they show up the cruises, right, and they come home
Speaker 1: because they want to come in. They live in this area.
Speaker 1: But for the but they make an effort, right, But
Speaker 1: for the most part, think about like, Okay, for instance,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna thinking the same. Hold on, I'm gonna give
Speaker 1: you a different friends, since I canna give yours. We
Speaker 1: love your ritza six months from now. You think you'll
Speaker 1: you'll see it with you now in six months, No,
Speaker 1: not because we don't love her. However, she'll be out
Speaker 1: in I'll make an effort when we're in l A
Speaker 1: for the podcast A world effort. Yeah, I will. I
Speaker 1: told her, and she has my word that every time
Speaker 1: I'm in l A. I'll give her every time. The
Speaker 1: first two times, but the third time you'll be like,
Speaker 1: oh I saw it last time, I could skip it.
Speaker 1: Then the fun time I started two times, I see
Speaker 1: where you're going. Okay, your best friend, well, I'm trying
Speaker 1: to get him on the phone right now, this beast,
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's better for let's write them first, okay,
Speaker 1: then get him on the phone. Okay, how long do
Speaker 1: you know Ronnie? I know Ronnie the bald freak Rannie.
Speaker 1: Oh god, it's got to be thirty two years. Thirty
Speaker 1: three years, you guys, three years. You grew up together,
Speaker 1: went to the grade school again, went to the same
Speaker 1: middle school, and we went to the same high school.
Speaker 1: We went to the same college. We ran the college
Speaker 1: radio station together, goddamn started and then you helped him
Speaker 1: get the job on the side, and I got him
Speaker 1: the job on the show. Did you guys go to
Speaker 1: grade school together? Not grade school? Why not? In the
Speaker 1: seventh grade? We lived in different zones, Okay, different zones.
Speaker 1: We weren't in the same neighbor So you've known him
Speaker 1: thirty two years. Thirty two years big fans of the
Speaker 1: Beastie Boys together, Oh my god. And not only that
Speaker 1: bro yet you know he's the guy comes over. You
Speaker 1: did a podcast with him at one point. But what
Speaker 1: I remember whatever, it's on this RSS feed. You can
Speaker 1: go back before episode zero and hear them. We still
Speaker 1: but but to listen to you guys did too many
Speaker 1: shows a week. Yes, we did crazy amount the show.
Speaker 1: But I will say that Ronnie, as a tried and
Speaker 1: true friend was well, I'm gonna say, was that's the
Speaker 1: opposite operative word the girlfriend. We got to say that,
Speaker 1: that was gonna say the word got wepped. He I
Speaker 1: don't know what it was, but he okay. We used
Speaker 1: to hang out. We used to be boys on weekends,
Speaker 1: used to be her playground. And then he moved to Washington,
Speaker 1: d C. And I gotta tell you. We'll ask me, hey, scary,
Speaker 1: how many times have you seen bald freak since he's moved?
Speaker 1: He moved away. When did he move? Had to be
Speaker 1: about four or five months ago. Now I want to
Speaker 1: say said no, just no, no, no, it was. It
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. It's been a long time, all right. So
Speaker 1: let's say the summer right, zero times zero started from
Speaker 1: zero here still geral, And this is a guy you're
Speaker 1: a two years unrelated to work now, So my point was, right,
Speaker 1: that's a guy you know thirty two years. Imagine it's
Speaker 1: somebody you just know for a few years that you
Speaker 1: see it work, you have occasional lunch, you walk by
Speaker 1: their cubicle, they leave, they're dead. We go through this
Speaker 1: every six months with interns. We have a whole cropping
Speaker 1: internal No I like them that it's not that I
Speaker 1: don't like them. But it's just a fact of reality.
Speaker 1: It's it. That's the reality of the situation. They're leaving,
Speaker 1: they're walking out the door, and then I'm like, hey,
Speaker 1: I guess let's see you soon, right, Remember you can
Speaker 1: always what do they say? You can always come home?
Speaker 1: What you could? This This isn't goodbye, this is just
Speaker 1: see you later, goo goodbye. Then that's the reality. Right now,
Speaker 1: you're going do some quick math. How many interns have
Speaker 1: we had here over the course of the last Come on, alright,
Speaker 1: let's see if it times? Yeah, yeah, so yeah, so
Speaker 1: how many? How many times? How many times have we um?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Let's say, let's say like five hundred interns,
Speaker 1: maybe five hundred interns. How many of them do you
Speaker 1: really stay in touch with? Oh I, oh, I know
Speaker 1: they're all hitting you. I'd stay close to a hundred
Speaker 1: because they're hitting up for jobs. Oh no, no, A
Speaker 1: lot of them just like hey, I got a new
Speaker 1: job to keep me posted. I I still talk to
Speaker 1: maybe because they they're like occasionally that guy Nolan and
Speaker 1: a few others hits us up on so hit us up.
Speaker 1: But even like inquiring about like, hey, what's going on
Speaker 1: for the future, is any anything opening up? Maybe eight
Speaker 1: or nine internship program. But yeah, but but I try
Speaker 1: to make it a point to say that's bad. Odds
Speaker 1: at five, it's one out of every five is terrible.
Speaker 1: You think you formed these lifelong. Some interns come and go.
Speaker 1: Some interns are good and then they don't, like make
Speaker 1: an impression. But I remember them. Can I just get
Speaker 1: Ronnie on the phone real quick. I gotta get him
Speaker 1: on the phone. I gotta get it because I want
Speaker 1: to before you get Runnie on the phone, my friend
Speaker 1: Arc get on the mike. Damn it. You know how
Speaker 1: to use a mike. I just didn't want to interrupt
Speaker 1: up the entire podcast is interruption? Yeah, well you've heard it.
Speaker 1: We were just talking about well a little while ago,
Speaker 1: talking about our special guest on Thursday. That's right, will
Speaker 1: be Anthony. That's very exciting. Thank you. I'm exciting. Thank
Speaker 1: you for setting that up for us, No problem. Eric
Speaker 1: worked for the Open Anthony Show for how many years?
Speaker 1: The Opening Anthony Show, Opening Opie and Anthony Show. I said,
Speaker 1: uh like fourteen years, fourteen years. And now you work
Speaker 1: with Anthony over at the compound. When they broke up.
Speaker 1: You worked for Opie. I did, and then years later
Speaker 1: you work Anthony, I know, And then I'm sure in
Speaker 1: a couple more years I'll be working for Jim Norton
Speaker 1: in some capacity. So the show you were on was
Speaker 1: together for you said fourteen years, right of my fourteen
Speaker 1: years they were together? Right? How many people from that
Speaker 1: show do you are you still friendly with? Um? Handful
Speaker 1: of them, yeah, but a lot of them are dead
Speaker 1: to you. No, not really say there's maybe one person
Speaker 1: that I don't different environment over. We were just saying
Speaker 1: when people leave, they're not dead to us. We liked them.
Speaker 1: But you say you're gonna see them and you don't
Speaker 1: see them. Um, well, there's people at the other company
Speaker 1: that I worked at that I was friendly with and
Speaker 1: I probably won't see again. Yes, that's what we've been ill.
Speaker 1: I used to see them every day. Touch. It begs
Speaker 1: the question that when the Elvis Durand Big Show is over,
Speaker 1: and when the Brooklyn Boys podcast is over, well I
Speaker 1: see you again, Brodie, who you exactly see I don't
Speaker 1: know or anyone out that we've been spending the last
Speaker 1: twenty two years with it. And talked to Danielle again
Speaker 1: on Greg T Well, I ever see Elvis again. I
Speaker 1: think your situation is different because you've been with this
Speaker 1: show for a long time. I think that's more Uh,
Speaker 1: that's that's more family based. That's something that you would
Speaker 1: definitely keep in touch with them. So is the fact
Speaker 1: that my my friend of thirty two years, best friend,
Speaker 1: bald freak Rannie, who was who also worked on this show.
Speaker 1: He was my friend off and on this show before
Speaker 1: the show, before I even got a job here. They
Speaker 1: grew up together. We grew up together. Okay, he moves
Speaker 1: to Washington two years, that implies that Washington, right, it's
Speaker 1: three or four months ago, Agena. Once you talked to
Speaker 1: him on the phone, though, you've had long conversations on
Speaker 1: the phone. No, maybe one, maybe one just to catch
Speaker 1: up your text all the time. Or no, he's got
Speaker 1: a girlfriend zero he Yeah, that's what I had a girlfriend.
Speaker 1: Yeah is it a new girlfriend. It's still in the
Speaker 1: new vicinity, so you're still happy. Yeah, yeah, that's that's look. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: that happens with your guy friends when they start seeing
Speaker 1: a girl and a year change is still rather new
Speaker 1: that it becomes that's their world. It's it's that first
Speaker 1: work second their friends. You know what he's dating someone
Speaker 1: really cool who does not monopolize his time. Somebody doesn't
Speaker 1: mean she is. It means he is. Like he's wanting
Speaker 1: to make that the monopoly, the monopolize his time with her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but right, she's not saying you have to hang out
Speaker 1: with me, but he's thinking no when I know you no.
Speaker 1: But there are times when she just goes away for
Speaker 1: the weekend. She does her thing. She's very independent, she's
Speaker 1: she's really cool. Does he sit by the door waiting
Speaker 1: for her to come back because he's not coming to
Speaker 1: New York. He's like the dog in the window. He's
Speaker 1: not like, oh, I'm away, I have I have the
Speaker 1: weekend to myself. I think I'll go back to you.
Speaker 1: Apparently it was his birthday weekend this past weekend. What
Speaker 1: you gotta I got a half of an invite? What
Speaker 1: you got him? Well, I'll tell you what I got him.
Speaker 1: I got him got some goold you know I because
Speaker 1: he invited two of my other friends and they all
Speaker 1: made plans and they all had beds in the place
Speaker 1: because he's got a big house now for you. And afterthought, yeah,
Speaker 1: he goes, oh, by the way, oh yeah, we're doing
Speaker 1: this this weekend. Um, oh yeah, yeah, if you want
Speaker 1: to come by, you can join us too. But I
Speaker 1: don't know. We hadn't think about a sleeping arrangement. That travelocity.
Speaker 1: That's not a good sign. That's not a good sign off.
Speaker 1: Now that I'm getting angry, Yeah, but all right, if
Speaker 1: he showed up here, out of nowhere and said, hey,
Speaker 1: let's go grab lunch or something, you'd be cool with it,
Speaker 1: like nothing ever happened. Actually used my apartment one weekend
Speaker 1: when I was out of town. He came back to it,
Speaker 1: he came, he came back to New York to visit
Speaker 1: when you were here, he said, class, he said, scary,
Speaker 1: I need, right, yeah, right, because I need. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: see my parents and my sister. That he already knew
Speaker 1: you were out of town, he knew, yeah, and I can,
Speaker 1: I can I use your apartment for the weekend. And
Speaker 1: I'm like sure. I'm like, I'm not gonna be here.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be wherever I was. I was away. I
Speaker 1: we didn't even cross paths, We not even cross pats.
Speaker 1: But I'll tell you what. He left my bed. Undid
Speaker 1: he where he's something in my bed? Did you black lighted? No?
Speaker 1: You always change the sheets, Well, so did you? Can't
Speaker 1: you change the sheets? Right? Of course I did? Okay,
Speaker 1: as soon as I got I was gonna call him
Speaker 1: and ran did you give him new sheets when he
Speaker 1: moved in? Like? Are they old sheets? Like you didn't watch?
Speaker 1: He left me dirty towels and dirty sheets? Right? But
Speaker 1: did he lay on sheets you were laying on? What?
Speaker 1: Did you give him fresh sheets? I did? He laid
Speaker 1: on the sheets and I was playing. He should have
Speaker 1: black lighted. Did you did you have sex on those
Speaker 1: sheets before he was in? No? I did not. I
Speaker 1: don't think I did. No. I don't think we should
Speaker 1: get him on the phone. This guy, this guy is
Speaker 1: thirty two years eric. He might be busy right now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he says he's free up after twelve thirty. We'll see
Speaker 1: how radio gig right. I don't know if he's gonna
Speaker 1: answer this call. By the way, almost every time we've
Speaker 1: tried to call somebody outside of our mother's they don't answer.
Speaker 1: They do not answer. It's like they know, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: they know they're gonna be put on a podcast. He
Speaker 1: probably sees the phone number. He knows it's us because
Speaker 1: it's the radio station calling we'll get him. I'll get
Speaker 1: him some other time. Bastard. Yeah, alright, screw it. Well,
Speaker 1: he maybe knows it's you. He just let's it. He's
Speaker 1: avoiding reading his calls. Hello, please leave your mess leave yeah, bastard,
Speaker 1: even send it. It wasn't one ring and went right
Speaker 1: to voicemail. Then you know that's intentional. That's the button. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't want I need an extra voice for this bit.
Speaker 1: I want to do bad resumes. I'd love Eric to
Speaker 1: read one of the wings. I gotta get some music
Speaker 1: for this bit, like of course to go alright, okay,
Speaker 1: so all right, So I have uh huge poly resumes
Speaker 1: I get to every semester, and uh I tend to
Speaker 1: put them in three piles, the ones with radio experience
Speaker 1: that are well written, the ones that are well written
Speaker 1: without radio experience, and the oh my god pile out
Speaker 1: of the oh my god pile, which I'm putting in
Speaker 1: a in a book someday that I'm going to compile
Speaker 1: a book of resumes. Yes, I know I'm working on
Speaker 1: the other book, but this book will be later, and
Speaker 1: it's a book of bad resumes. Now, I got a
Speaker 1: resume from a young man who goes to Uh. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna say his name. I'm just gonna tell you
Speaker 1: where he goes to school. You'll see this post it
Speaker 1: notes and all the resumes you have, scary you want
Speaker 1: to take it from from the polo that where I
Speaker 1: gave you multiple right, Okay, So no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I don't want music to interfere with the verbiage that
Speaker 1: I read. So I got this resume and I'm looking
Speaker 1: at it now. First of all, it makes no freaking sense,
Speaker 1: I choir, I request, I suggest what you should put
Speaker 1: in your cover letter in the job description. Okay, I say,
Speaker 1: tell me about why you think would be a good intern,
Speaker 1: and specifically why you'd be a good intern for this
Speaker 1: morning show. And if you're applying for a job, read
Speaker 1: the freaking instructions and read them twice, because a lot
Speaker 1: of people will copy and paste. They'll just say I
Speaker 1: really want to intern at and then put in the
Speaker 1: name of the company. Right, And I've gotten ones that say,
Speaker 1: I really want to work at elp Stra in the
Speaker 1: morning show. I think I would be asked at your magazine.
Speaker 1: Were like, they didn't change that, and that's why I
Speaker 1: think I would be great at Fox News. And you go.
Speaker 1: You didn't replace all of the companies. You don't copy
Speaker 1: and paste. I'll point out one thing though, not to
Speaker 1: defend any of these people, but some corporate websites save
Speaker 1: your your letter and your resume, and it's their fault
Speaker 1: that they didn't look at the at the letter that
Speaker 1: they're applying to, because it saves the one that maybe
Speaker 1: for the first job you apply, but if it's with
Speaker 1: that company, they never Okay, this is different companies. Never
Speaker 1: mind grammar, never mind that the grammar's terrible. We've talked
Speaker 1: about this on the pot. Guess. So I get this
Speaker 1: resume from a young man who goes to Seaton Hall
Speaker 1: University in lovely New Jersey. I read it and I thought,
Speaker 1: this makes no sense. It's as generic and bullshit of
Speaker 1: words strung together as possible. All right, so let me
Speaker 1: read it to you, dear hiring manager. Thank you for
Speaker 1: the opportunity to apply for the upcoming spring semester internship.
Speaker 1: It's clear that you're looking for it. Don't look at
Speaker 1: your resumes. It's clear that you're looking for a candidate
Speaker 1: that is extremely familiar with the responsibilities associated with the
Speaker 1: role and can perform them confidently. Given these requirements, there's
Speaker 1: none listed here. Given these requirements, I am certain that
Speaker 1: I have the necessary skills to successfully do the job
Speaker 1: adeptly and perform above expectations. Working under the tutelage of
Speaker 1: professionals in this medium would be an advantageous experience, primarily
Speaker 1: because it would grant me hands on training as well
Speaker 1: as a greater understanding of this intricate industry. Why industry,
Speaker 1: what job? What responsibilities? They've said nothing, I'm looking at it.
Speaker 1: I'm yelling at stupid resume. And then I said uptly
Speaker 1: the role. These all sound familiar, so I searched because
Speaker 1: I keep all the resumes. I said, huh, that sounds familiar. Scary.
Speaker 1: Read the first paragraph. What school do they go to?
Speaker 1: Johnson and Wales University. No relation to the school that
Speaker 1: you are near, Seaton Hall. Nope, ahead, read that for me,
Speaker 1: dear hiring manager. Huh, thank you for the opportunity to
Speaker 1: apply for the web intern role at your company. After
Speaker 1: reviewing your job description, it's clear that you're looking for
Speaker 1: a candidate that is extremely familiar with the responsibilities associated
Speaker 1: with the role and confidently, hearing these requirements, I am
Speaker 1: certain that I have the necessary skills to successfully do
Speaker 1: the job and perform above expectations. You can keep going no, no, no,
Speaker 1: so this that person cut a little short, Eric, Yes,
Speaker 1: where does your resume go to school? This one is
Speaker 1: from Minneapolis Community and Technical College, nowhere near Seton Hall
Speaker 1: or Johnson and Wales University. And it starts dear hiring manager,
Speaker 1: thank you for the opportunity to apply for the role
Speaker 1: at your company. After reviewing your job description, it's clear
Speaker 1: that you're looking for a candidate that is extremely familiar
Speaker 1: with the responsibilities associated with the role and you can
Speaker 1: perform them confidently. Requirements. I am certain that I have
Speaker 1: the necessary skills to successfully do the job aptly and
Speaker 1: perform above expectations. Guess who. Three people aren't getting a
Speaker 1: job with us? How do you play your eyes? A resume?
Speaker 1: I mean it's a red So I google this and
Speaker 1: there are multiple examples of resume pages where that is
Speaker 1: an example of a resume. But it's an example, and
Speaker 1: they didn't even go so far as to substitute in specifics.
Speaker 1: Like you know, it's very easy to take this as
Speaker 1: a as a template and say, hey, thanks for the
Speaker 1: opportunity to apply for the web in term role at
Speaker 1: so what I live to write your copy. So what
Speaker 1: I did was I wrote them all back a copy
Speaker 1: and paste, and I said, uh, I request customized cover letters.
Speaker 1: I prefer them. And in the future, UH, you should
Speaker 1: not copy and paste the first paragraph of your resume
Speaker 1: off some stupid website that doesn't make any sense, is
Speaker 1: completely vague, doesn't mention anything specific, right, And I said,
Speaker 1: for that matter, you will not be getting a call
Speaker 1: for an interview. But I thought that would help you
Speaker 1: in your career. That I'm paraphrasing. One person wrote back,
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about. I didn't copy
Speaker 1: and paste anything, so which I wrote back, I sent
Speaker 1: the link the Google search of hundreds of websites with
Speaker 1: those words. I said, you're one of twelve people this semester.
Speaker 1: It's actually like nine, But I said, twelve who used
Speaker 1: that exact same paragraph. It's an epidemic. Is it's a problem?
Speaker 1: Now you sent me Brianna. Now you can't say the school. No.
Speaker 1: So I started looking at other resumes that reminded me
Speaker 1: of band resumes. I got another resume from that looked familiar,
Speaker 1: still on the same the first pile, right, No, So
Speaker 1: these these were from I got one this year and
Speaker 1: a couple. The other two were from two thousand thirteen,
Speaker 1: and it occurred to me that this must have been
Speaker 1: two thousand thirteens copy and paste. So h, this person
Speaker 1: goes to Montclair State University, So you're gonna take it
Speaker 1: from you. Listen to how I started. It starts with
Speaker 1: I am writing to apply for the internship UH for
Speaker 1: Alba straight in the morning show. I am confident that
Speaker 1: my skills are well aligned with the role the role,
Speaker 1: and that I would be an excellent fit for your organization.
Speaker 1: I believe my experiences and rack record make me an
Speaker 1: excellent fit for this opportunity. I have enclosed my resume
Speaker 1: for your consideration. Scary, would you like to read yours? Sure?
Speaker 1: What's you can't say the school? You can't say it?
Speaker 1: But what school was yours? Montclair State University And Nope,
Speaker 1: this one is nowhere near that. Dear hiring manager, thank
Speaker 1: you for the opportunity to apply for the radio intern
Speaker 1: role at your company for the fall. After reviewing your
Speaker 1: job description, it's clear that you're looking for a candidate
Speaker 1: that is extremely familiar with the responsibilities associated with the
Speaker 1: role and can perform them confidently. Given these requirements. I
Speaker 1: am certain that I have the necessary skills to successfully
Speaker 1: do the job deftly and perform all. You're reading the
Speaker 1: other resume. No, I'm not from the other pile. I
Speaker 1: gave you the other pile. Yeah, the one that starts.
Speaker 1: I am writing. I am writing to apply for the
Speaker 1: position of internship at Elvis Durrand In the morning show
Speaker 1: on ZE, I am confidante spelled wrong, that my skills
Speaker 1: are well aligned with the role and that I would
Speaker 1: be an excellent fit for your organization. Tells me nothing.
Speaker 1: What do you got, eric? Uh, don't mention the school,
Speaker 1: or you can mention the school. This is from Prairie
Speaker 1: View A and M University. So this says dear Mr
Speaker 1: Elvis Durant, I am writing to apply for the intern
Speaker 1: position at Austin's Kiss FM Radio. I got the wrong
Speaker 1: radio station because they didn't copy and paste all of
Speaker 1: them out. I am confident that my skills are well
Speaker 1: aligned with the role and that I would be an
Speaker 1: excellent fit for your organization. Right, I believe my experiences
Speaker 1: and track record. You have that part. Okay, So they
Speaker 1: just did the first pot I have the I have
Speaker 1: that this person was creative and stuck that at the end. Yes,
Speaker 1: I believe my experiences and track record making an excellent
Speaker 1: fit for this opportunity. I have been closed my resume
Speaker 1: for your consideration. Please feel free to contact me via
Speaker 1: phone or email at the time of your convenience to
Speaker 1: discuss my background as well as the requirements. This one
Speaker 1: comes from Rutgers. Wow. Wow, this is a great bit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is disgusting, but you hear this. This is for
Speaker 1: episode sixty two. These are completely differently wrong, but hilariously different.
Speaker 1: I gotta commend the people at least making the attempt
Speaker 1: to copy and paste to send this to you, because
Speaker 1: the ones I used to see for our show, we're
Speaker 1: barely this just saying I'm interested in the internship, or
Speaker 1: they applied online with nothing. Yeah, at least they took
Speaker 1: the time to copy and paste to sound intelligent. But
Speaker 1: I didn't realize they were messing with the master and
Speaker 1: they're they're plagiarizing and there and by the way, those
Speaker 1: formulators are just a suggestion. At least personalized the fucking thing,
Speaker 1: you know, paraphrase it, change some shit around. And oh,
Speaker 1: by the way, to the kid who wrote Confidante, it's
Speaker 1: say what he must have had an autocorrect because it
Speaker 1: clearly was spelled confident and he wrote confidante. So it's
Speaker 1: just it's terrible. And then yeah, you're you're right, Brodie.
Speaker 1: It's vague. Yeah I'm missing something. You give me all
Speaker 1: them back. It's vague, and just the wording is to
Speaker 1: show the example. But if nobody speaks like that, you know,
Speaker 1: I understand trying to punch it up a little bit
Speaker 1: to make it look impressive and to kind of separate
Speaker 1: you from everybody else that's applying. But when you're using
Speaker 1: so many big words that it's obvious that are not
Speaker 1: in the vernacular of a regular person, yes, that, then
Speaker 1: you know it's like they couldn't spell these words if
Speaker 1: you gave them a spelling test. And especially since in
Speaker 1: this industry where it's relaxed and it's casual, this is
Speaker 1: the last industry that you need to by. One of
Speaker 1: those people has applied three times for three different semesters
Speaker 1: using that same resume over the cost of two years.
Speaker 1: They and they don't understand why I'm not calling them
Speaker 1: put some time into it. I feel like I should
Speaker 1: have one of them come in and and just say
Speaker 1: to them I'm excited to see you do the role
Speaker 1: of deeptly in the in the in the internship that
Speaker 1: you're applying for, Like do you give him a general
Speaker 1: intern interview? You should give him a form letter right back? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I told them all. I told them all that they
Speaker 1: have up. But that's also the definition of insanity, doing
Speaker 1: the same thing over and over, expecting a different result.
Speaker 1: At least copy and paste a different resume page, Like
Speaker 1: how do you and the girl? The girl? Actually I
Speaker 1: don't want to say her name? She actually said to me,
Speaker 1: I didn't do that, So you copied your friend? Who
Speaker 1: did it? How did you? Why is she lying? That's
Speaker 1: a terrible that a terrible trait to have. I could
Speaker 1: sell exactly what I wrote. Hold on a second, I
Speaker 1: mean you're caught. Just own up to it. Oh, absolutely,
Speaker 1: But it's nobody's fault in that generation. It's weird. I
Speaker 1: noticed the trend as years were going on in the interns.
Speaker 1: You know, they're always around the same age, but the
Speaker 1: mindset had changed from being entitled to wanting to do
Speaker 1: and expecting everything too. I didn't care if they got
Speaker 1: the job or not, and when they were here, they
Speaker 1: didn't care if they were doing anything or not to
Speaker 1: the point of they did nothing wrong wise everybody against them,
Speaker 1: like I saw within fourteen years the ship is that
Speaker 1: the latest so the latest crop, the last crop, the
Speaker 1: last crop that I had to deal with where some
Speaker 1: people were coming in. One told me and he's like, well,
Speaker 1: could you let me know soon because I'm I've got
Speaker 1: four other internships that I'm mulling over, which is trying
Speaker 1: to something. You tell somebody, you know, if they want
Speaker 1: to hire you. You just said when can I start?
Speaker 1: So I can let the other ones know. They're saying, well,
Speaker 1: you know what, I got other opportunities on the table,
Speaker 1: So this isn't a big deal to me, all right.
Speaker 1: So here's what I wrote to this girl with the
Speaker 1: letter t we are emailing you and hopes that this
Speaker 1: helps you in life. Not only does the first paragraph
Speaker 1: of your cover letter not make any sense or say
Speaker 1: anything about anything, as it's just generic words thrown together,
Speaker 1: you are one of nine people to copy and paste
Speaker 1: it from a website as requested in our job posting,
Speaker 1: and with any job you applied to in the future,
Speaker 1: you're called a letter should be custom written specifically for
Speaker 1: the job and company you are applying to As such,
Speaker 1: we cannot accept your application for the internship. Good luck
Speaker 1: in the future. We hope this was helpful. Elvis Strand
Speaker 1: in the Morning Show, she writes back, Hello, my color
Speaker 1: letter does not make my color letter. Hello, she dresses you. Hello, Hello, Comma,
Speaker 1: no space though all in one line. My color letter
Speaker 1: does make sense, and I not capitalized. Did not copy
Speaker 1: my cover letter from a website. I am too smart
Speaker 1: for that. God bless like bitch, like she's saying to me,
Speaker 1: like bitch. I didn't do that, Okay, So I wrote
Speaker 1: Google this, it's vague, generic and on twelve cover letters
Speaker 1: this month, I got three more by the time I
Speaker 1: wrote this, just trying to help you, And I wrote
Speaker 1: Google this, thank you for the and I and I
Speaker 1: did the thank you for the defintely the whole thing.
Speaker 1: I blah blah, and then she were up back, thank you.
Speaker 1: So I have a feeling she googled it because I
Speaker 1: told her to google it. And did she think by
Speaker 1: coming back at you like that she had better getting
Speaker 1: the job? Hello, Comma, my cover letter does not make sense,
Speaker 1: and little that sounds like a little bread did not
Speaker 1: copy my cover letter from a website, So what you do?
Speaker 1: You copy it from a book like is you're getting
Speaker 1: a technicality copy from an app, a website or maybe
Speaker 1: a roommate or a friend act and I'll use their
Speaker 1: resume and they copied it from something else. You know
Speaker 1: what My guess is after that you went like, UM, yeah,
Speaker 1: I got a question for you, roommate. Did you you
Speaker 1: did I? I honestly think based on how you read that,
Speaker 1: I think it was more of well, if I play
Speaker 1: the defensive card to an accusation that you'll back down.
Speaker 1: When I back down, I already know you did it.
Speaker 1: I'm saying that might be her mindset. It's like, now
Speaker 1: someone in Minnesota copied your paper? Is that what you're
Speaker 1: telling me? Two people in Jersey copies of paper Prairie View,
Speaker 1: Texas copad you get out of here. Stop it. However, however,
Speaker 1: so did you wind up hiring anybody? You know what?
Speaker 1: I have some great interviews set up this weekend for
Speaker 1: next that are really well written and funny and clever
Speaker 1: and and follow the directions that I asked to describe
Speaker 1: what I wanted them to describe. And No, they're great,
Speaker 1: they're ready too experience. They're great. But people wonder how
Speaker 1: come I didn't get hired? How come you didn't call me?
Speaker 1: Or it's my dream to Okay, oh this is my favorite.
Speaker 1: This is I gotta I gotta find it because this one,
Speaker 1: this one is beyond I don't even know how to um,
Speaker 1: how to explain it while you're looking for that. Is
Speaker 1: there anything that anybody that may be listening looking to
Speaker 1: intern in any of the positions here at this company?
Speaker 1: What when they're coming in, is there something that you
Speaker 1: can give them a little tip to that would help
Speaker 1: them out with their interview? Like should they bring your donuts?
Speaker 1: Like one girl brought me a chicken palm sandwich and
Speaker 1: then in a cardboard box because the place served him
Speaker 1: in cardboard boxes, And inside the cardboard box was a
Speaker 1: thank you note for the interview. It doesn't that didn't help.
Speaker 1: She was great, but Brody, it does go a long
Speaker 1: way if you know some of the inside jokes and
Speaker 1: things and nuances of our show, Like if they know
Speaker 1: he's a Met fan, right, it's kind of cool, like,
Speaker 1: you know, just to either I'm not saying bring gifts,
Speaker 1: you know, because that's not what we're all about here,
Speaker 1: like you know, but but just kind of like kind
Speaker 1: of a tip of the of the cap to say,
Speaker 1: I really really know this culture, and I know your show,
Speaker 1: and I know I know about I really want to
Speaker 1: be here. You should definitely know the basics of anything
Speaker 1: that you're applying for, of course, but I see it
Speaker 1: less and less, and I don't want to be on
Speaker 1: the old man. Maybe I hated it when they come
Speaker 1: in and apply for a position and I said, have
Speaker 1: you heard the show? No? Okay, at least that's honest.
Speaker 1: You should go and the YouTube and listen to some
Speaker 1: stuff and see if this is something that you can handle,
Speaker 1: or if this is something that you might be interested in.
Speaker 1: And sometimes you don't hear back from them, so they
Speaker 1: heard the material, or sometimes they're like, okay, yeah, I
Speaker 1: can deal with this. That's fine, but they at least
Speaker 1: should know the basics of what they're applying for, not
Speaker 1: just blindly sending to anybody and hoping somebody bites. I
Speaker 1: got a submission from somebody who wrote, I really want
Speaker 1: to intern there. I'm a big fan. What would you
Speaker 1: like me to put my cover letter and resume? Oh
Speaker 1: my god? How do I answer that? What would you
Speaker 1: like was? What would you like to see in my
Speaker 1: cover letter and resume because I'm gonna say anything that
Speaker 1: I don't put anything that you want to. I don't know,
Speaker 1: have your daddy help you write it? I don't like.
Speaker 1: I don't know how to answer that. You're in college.
Speaker 1: You're in college. You're asking me what I want you
Speaker 1: to write in your coval and resume. I don't know,
Speaker 1: a coverlet about what I asked you in the job description,
Speaker 1: and then a resume that shows your experience. I'm wondering
Speaker 1: if they're even teaching basically, like I don't know where
Speaker 1: it falls under, but it falls under the cracks, is
Speaker 1: what it falls like. I don't know if they're even
Speaker 1: offering it in college anymore. Is it like they may
Speaker 1: have like a library workshop or maybe an elective you
Speaker 1: can take in like business communications or something. I don't know,
Speaker 1: but the internet is a valuable resource, not to copy
Speaker 1: and paste, but to see a structure of Like listen,
Speaker 1: a lot of my interns that apply here, they did
Speaker 1: a great job right and cover They knew what they
Speaker 1: were doing because somehow they knew. So how are those people?
Speaker 1: I mean, that's all that mean we've planned to choose from.
Speaker 1: If you're hiring mechanics, the people that can fix the car,
Speaker 1: those are the ones you're gonna hire. You know, since
Speaker 1: you mentioned auto mechanics, I saw in the NBC news
Speaker 1: awhile back, they're having problems for basic jobs like that,
Speaker 1: you know, manual labor kind of things because auto mechanics
Speaker 1: now have to have computer skills for all the new
Speaker 1: onboard stuff that's on on cars. They're offering insane salaries,
Speaker 1: full health insurance signing bonuses or whatever. And these are
Speaker 1: dealers mechanics all around the country that can't get people
Speaker 1: to do these jobs. To look into that that sound good,
Speaker 1: We got a backup. By the way, it's a quick reminder.
Speaker 1: Eric is the host of the It's Eric Nagle podcast
Speaker 1: on all of the platforms. You can find it on
Speaker 1: the I Heart radio app. That's the most important one.
Speaker 1: Of course, not nominated, but maybe next year we'll be
Speaker 1: nominated for a pot. Five times every day, thank you,
Speaker 1: five times, five times, five times you thank you. So
Speaker 1: of course I can I ask, did you really not
Speaker 1: know that this was happening? This was a big because
Speaker 1: I heard the episode and I saw your social media
Speaker 1: for both of you, We're like, oh my god, we're nominated. Like,
Speaker 1: I went and researched the Podcast Awards and I couldn't
Speaker 1: figure out how they got to the nominations, but I
Speaker 1: was just happy to see you. You guys any question questions.
Speaker 1: It looks to me like from what we we we
Speaker 1: gleaned people who were up and coming and or established.
Speaker 1: He took a variety. So, uh, the guy with the
Speaker 1: initials mm, he's a legend in podcast course, and then
Speaker 1: a legend he one of the pioneers of podcasting. Uh.
Speaker 1: And then there was the the blonde woman. She's a
Speaker 1: relatively new podcast person for our company. She signed a
Speaker 1: deal recently. She's got a podcast about six months. I
Speaker 1: hear it's good, not as good as in French. So
Speaker 1: there's a variety of styles. In the comedy category, you're
Speaker 1: in great company. Were unfortunately comedy were legends, legends all right.
Speaker 1: I'll be honest. When I saw you, I saw the category,
Speaker 1: I'm like, Wow, they're at that platform with all these
Speaker 1: other people, and honestly, I was like, they've got an
Speaker 1: uphill battle. But here's the thing. That's the slices are
Speaker 1: fans who listen are very dedicated, Yes they are, and
Speaker 1: we're very we want to win this we've got whereas
Speaker 1: I feel like the big shots that were in the
Speaker 1: category with they are not wasting that time tweeting about
Speaker 1: voting and they're not voting for themselves. I don't yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't even know if they're like going crazy to vote.
Speaker 1: I know our listeners every day voted five times times.
Speaker 1: They have multiple Gmail accounts. They're they're putting into time
Speaker 1: and effort. We love them for it. You know how
Speaker 1: loyal podcast fans are. Our podcast fans are like they're
Speaker 1: taking it on as a challenge. If we win, they
Speaker 1: win the fan base wholeheartedly. Because I see the reactions.
Speaker 1: I see how passionate they are to what you guys
Speaker 1: put out, and uh, it's you got. You gotta gotta
Speaker 1: really appreciate that because a lot of podcasts out there,
Speaker 1: a lot of shows out there, and they bust the
Speaker 1: rest and never get that kind of fan base, that
Speaker 1: kind of loyalty, that kind of reaction. And you know,
Speaker 1: you guys have only been doing this a short time,
Speaker 1: but it looks like you've been seasoned. Radio vets have
Speaker 1: been syndicated across the country for twenty years. Well, let
Speaker 1: me read a couple of we have a bit on
Speaker 1: the shot that it's something I can get very upset about.
Speaker 1: Is this fiasco that's going on and drive throughs, Well, yes,
Speaker 1: they want yeah, they want you to pull up. They
Speaker 1: don't let you say so. They have a couple of reasons.
Speaker 1: They either tell you to pull up because they're being
Speaker 1: timed and they don't. They want you to pull by
Speaker 1: the garbage pail or into a handicapped spot so they're
Speaker 1: not timed anymore so their clock can reset. Or they
Speaker 1: tell you the guy behind you, he's only having fries,
Speaker 1: his is ready, pull up and you give it to them.
Speaker 1: So they go, you pull up, will come to your car.
Speaker 1: Here's an idea. Go give him his fries, right, go
Speaker 1: and then he's then he could drive off right because
Speaker 1: usually most drive throughs, most you can drive around the
Speaker 1: person in front of you. Some of them have that
Speaker 1: divard you can't I get that. But if I order food,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna drive through. I'm good. I'm right there, like
Speaker 1: you know what, we'll bring it right to your car. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you will, right here at the window. It's out and
Speaker 1: so bad that now the companies have these branded signs
Speaker 1: that they're they're issuing and they're for the parking spaces.
Speaker 1: This spot, these five spots, the first three, first three
Speaker 1: spots right by the exit. Okay, so it is that's sonic.
Speaker 1: That's okay, that's where that's right, rollerblades and delivering my
Speaker 1: burger Mickey love u X three. So I came to
Speaker 1: the burger place. That's not we're gonna mention their names
Speaker 1: right now. Was a quick meal and we're asked to
Speaker 1: pull up and wait behind the car. Already waiting. They
Speaker 1: bring out our food and half is missing. This is
Speaker 1: getting out of hand. There's a picture of them sitting
Speaker 1: by the garbage pail. Hold on, you're a great company.
Speaker 1: Next to the Dustin Warren who for some reason is
Speaker 1: Frankie d A three five Dustin. I don't don't get
Speaker 1: that stalls reserved for drive through window Scary Jones, David Brody,
Speaker 1: What do you guys think of this hashtag? Not moving
Speaker 1: for you? Uh? And so by the way they put
Speaker 1: at the Brooklyn boys, WTF, but Dustin you used as Z.
Speaker 1: We don't. We don't use a Z. It's an anyway,
Speaker 1: there's actual signs that say reserved for drive through. Then
Speaker 1: that's not a drive that Danny boy means they want
Speaker 1: you to accept it. That's the future. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: believe that they saw the airports to it. Where you
Speaker 1: have the cell phone drive off when somebody says, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm at the I'm at the curb. You can come
Speaker 1: pick me up. You hang at that cell phone thing
Speaker 1: and before you go pick them up, Danny boys sent
Speaker 1: look at what we'll say, Look at what McDonald's did.
Speaker 1: Another wait for about fifteen minutes of fries. Can someone
Speaker 1: tell me what the hell is wrong? There's a picture
Speaker 1: of them waiting in the parking lot. Hold on, I
Speaker 1: got one more? No, yeah, here we go, SuperMega Ultra
Speaker 1: hyper Reggie, he says, I'm here at this fast food establishment.
Speaker 1: They asked me to move to the handicapped spot. I
Speaker 1: was too lazy to argue. I'm sorry. I failed. Hashtag
Speaker 1: bad slice uh and Doug Curran in Texas said he
Speaker 1: showed a picture of his dashboard. He said, look, I'm
Speaker 1: by the garbage pail. I failed you. I moved up.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. So people have like all over the country.
Speaker 1: This is happening. When I was a kid and a
Speaker 1: where is pulled up? What is this a new segment?
Speaker 1: What we're talking about it. Yeah, I think we should.
Speaker 1: I only have one thing today. Now I have a
Speaker 1: couple of things. Yeah. Yeah, from metz Oconin. We called
Speaker 1: it a stupid spa freet ship for us. This is
Speaker 1: where people send us things for free, free ship for us.
Speaker 1: We didn't ask for it, he said it. We took
Speaker 1: it free ship for us. Okay. So we were talking
Speaker 1: a few episodes ago, scary love sparkling water. You called
Speaker 1: it far called fart water. I love a good bottle
Speaker 1: water like the next person. But but sparkling water like Seltzer. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I like, not say sparkling was Seltzer like that the
Speaker 1: jaw like clubs, the bottle, the club soda, Seltzer with
Speaker 1: no sugar, just carbonated. To me, it's like water you
Speaker 1: farted it. I call it celtzer. And then I went
Speaker 1: on to talk about my favorite kind. It's called it's
Speaker 1: called Saratoga. It was in the blue bottle. Usually you
Speaker 1: get it at restaurants and stuff. And when you get
Speaker 1: the saratogas sparkling water, it makes your eyes turned red.
Speaker 1: That's how like you kind of cringe, you make that
Speaker 1: face because it's so strong going down your throat. I
Speaker 1: love it. Well, guess what whoo pretty ship for us?
Speaker 1: Because Saratoga Brody, the president of Saratoga Sparkling Water, sent
Speaker 1: us on on fancy paper, no less a typed email.
Speaker 1: I don't think this was copy and pasted. This is
Speaker 1: an actual email that says good day, Mr Brody and
Speaker 1: Mr Jones. They put your name first because, by the way,
Speaker 1: on the shipping label from Saratoga Springs, New York at
Speaker 1: tension David Brody and Scary Johnes. I'll be posting that
Speaker 1: on Instagram. Whatever you want. Saratoga is made just a
Speaker 1: short drive up state in beautiful Saratoga Springs, New York,
Speaker 1: and has been since eighteen seventy two. We are America's
Speaker 1: first and finest spring water, and we are proud to
Speaker 1: be made in New York. Hold on, not a sponsor,
Speaker 1: Not a sponsor, they should be. Our beautiful cobalt blue
Speaker 1: glass bottles are are a recognizable staple and many fine restaurants,
Speaker 1: hotels in markets. They really are. It's what got me
Speaker 1: helped originally. Our bright and crisp essence flavors are the
Speaker 1: perfect alternative okay to sugary sodas David Brodie soft we
Speaker 1: get the love and kisses the president. We hope you
Speaker 1: enjoy Sarah Toga's line of products and make sure to
Speaker 1: stay hydrated. That's from A. C. Mad Core, the president
Speaker 1: of Saratoga spring Water. Thank you for it. By the way,
Speaker 1: for this spring. Let me tell you why this man
Speaker 1: is the president, Well, tell you why he's the president.
Speaker 1: Number one, he said, appreciate for us. Number two he
Speaker 1: sent two large cases of it huge. And number three
Speaker 1: he sent me non sparkling. I got your regular spring
Speaker 1: spring water in the blue bottle. It's fantastic. And I
Speaker 1: got right, that's the that's you got the white cap,
Speaker 1: and I got the blue cap, and I got the
Speaker 1: sparkling water. So I got this. I got the blue,
Speaker 1: the blue of the sparkling. He's got the other than none.
Speaker 1: And oh and then they sent us their flavored So now, bro,
Speaker 1: maybe you should try their their little orange or their
Speaker 1: lemon flavor. I'm okay, Well, yeah, you got something you
Speaker 1: got free for us. You and I went to the
Speaker 1: Cornor O'Brien press conference last week and we walked out
Speaker 1: with bags, and in those bags was a was a
Speaker 1: couple of giant boxes, and I thought, oh, it's who
Speaker 1: knows what it is it's craft. But no, it's free
Speaker 1: ship for us. That's right, because you've got Cardon O'Brien. Uh, souvenirs,
Speaker 1: Codon Obrian, bobbleheads, Carnan O'Brien, dec of cards, but babble
Speaker 1: headed mug. Look at the Beats Beats. I was getting
Speaker 1: their wireless beats retail value nine. Are they orange? Yes
Speaker 1: they are. That's a good marketing. That's good marketing. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So Conan O'Brien, thank you. So like you, Conan O'Brian
Speaker 1: got free ship, and I got to ask Coda the question.
Speaker 1: We'll play that next episode. Absolutely pump up the vine
Speaker 1: on that, so that we got free ship for us.
Speaker 1: Free ship for us. Oh, by the way, people want
Speaker 1: to know our address to send free shift for us.
Speaker 1: It's pretty sure it out. Hey guess what. Uh it's
Speaker 1: w h t z W which is the call that
Speaker 1: is of our home station Z hundred w h t
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Speaker 1: They're never gonna get to the Scary Jones, Scary Jones,
Speaker 1: David Browne, Scary Jones. Uh, third floor, No, No, it's
Speaker 1: it's thirty two Avenue. No, no, no, thirty two sixth Avenue.
Speaker 1: Don't get fruity fancy fancy, I got where New Yorkers,
Speaker 1: it's thirty two sixth avenis. I used to get yelled
Speaker 1: at at our old building because we were also on
Speaker 1: sixth Avenue, and I would write sixth Avenue all the time,
Speaker 1: and the person in charge of the mail rooms like
Speaker 1: it's Avenue of the America hogwash, thirty two sixth Avenue,
Speaker 1: third floor, New York, New York, one zero zero one
Speaker 1: three or if one doubt either way, tend your free
Speaker 1: ship for us. Still looking for He's sending that diet
Speaker 1: grape show to people as long as it doesn't question
Speaker 1: you a lot of money. All right. Now before we go,
Speaker 1: by the way, we need to pause here and just say, uh,
Speaker 1: this is just in from tmz um legendary Marvel comic
Speaker 1: man Um Standard is dead at the age of Yeah,
Speaker 1: it just came in. Eric's podcast is all sci fi
Speaker 1: and geek stuff. Yes, oh my god, yeah, just going
Speaker 1: to be Infinity Wars, Infinity War four hope, I'm sure.
Speaker 1: Oh that's terrible. And you know what, now people get
Speaker 1: listen this podcast a month from now, they be like
Speaker 1: he died again. Yeah, co created my Marvel and everything.
Speaker 1: You sure, yeah? Oh yeah dead. He had about with
Speaker 1: pneumonia and he had visioned problems. Oh he's not trending yet,
Speaker 1: apparently Jaden Smith, who's who's having a gay affair that's
Speaker 1: trending but not not started with Marvel and with Jack
Speaker 1: Kirby and Steve did Go, said rest in peace, Stanley
Speaker 1: alleged man who changed billions of lives. Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1: We are reporting this on a podcast, um which you
Speaker 1: might be hearing months from now, but that's okay. But
Speaker 1: this is the it's just coming in right now. I'm mean, well,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna hide it from you. So I just
Speaker 1: picked up my phone. I'm like, oh, well, I didn't
Speaker 1: want to see that note conor his memory. There's only
Speaker 1: one word that applies, and comic book fans will know
Speaker 1: what that is, excelsior. If you know what it is,
Speaker 1: you know what it is. And if you don't know,
Speaker 1: now you know, Oh that's terrible. Yeah, uh, rant, what
Speaker 1: do you do here? I want to tell you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a rant and it's okay. So I'm I don't
Speaker 1: know if I tell you, I tell the new Chinese
Speaker 1: restaurants I know. I don't know if I told you
Speaker 1: about the new Chinese restaurant. However, which one the one
Speaker 1: that by the one by me and Hoboken with uh
Speaker 1: low fat chow supposed to be supposed to be very healthy,
Speaker 1: not giving any names, not telling. So I think I
Speaker 1: told this story Rember's in the fifteen Mite morning, so
Speaker 1: I can't remember. There was My wife was craving uh
Speaker 1: Cantonese noodle soup, right, Oh, this is the one when
Speaker 1: you stole the grape soda and said we no, no,
Speaker 1: not that place. And I didn't steal the grape soda
Speaker 1: we got she said, yeah. So I I go on
Speaker 1: Yelp and I find the top rated Cantonese noodle soup places,
Speaker 1: and one of him is in Hoboken. The reviews on
Speaker 1: Yelp are great. They look legit. I'm going there now.
Speaker 1: You know the problem with Hoboken. You can't find a
Speaker 1: parking space. If you haven't been a Hoboken, New Jersey.
Speaker 1: It's about a six or seven or ten blocks strip
Speaker 1: on Washington, fifteen blocks. It's a wall to wall stores, restaurants,
Speaker 1: it's bars. They call it craziness. They call it a
Speaker 1: square mile city. No place, but it's very, very very congested.
Speaker 1: All right, listen, mayor relax. Not a sponsor, so you
Speaker 1: can't get a spot. Everything's like two minute parking plway zones.
Speaker 1: You can't get a meter if your life depended on it.
Speaker 1: So one day, on a Wednesday, my wife says to me,
Speaker 1: on a Wednesday, it was a Sunday night, So I see,
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm gonna go to this place in Hoboken.
Speaker 1: It's a Sunday. The meters won't be in effect. It'll
Speaker 1: be fine. By the way, the place that you went
Speaker 1: to an excellent place. So we got. I go there.
Speaker 1: I get a spot two blocks away because it's a
Speaker 1: Sunday's still hot to park. Get the food. I'm not
Speaker 1: even gett into the fact they made mistakes. That was fine,
Speaker 1: the food was great. Okay. On a Wednesday, my wife says,
Speaker 1: could you go there on Wednesday night? I no problem.
Speaker 1: I go. I get a spot three blocks away. Whatever.
Speaker 1: So she says to me last Saturday, this past weekend, Hey, uh,
Speaker 1: the kids really want that Chinese food restaurant. I don't
Speaker 1: blame I go, but it's a Saturday Saturday, and Hopeboken
Speaker 1: is crazy, crazy and Hopeboken. He says, all the kids
Speaker 1: really wanted They got other plans tomorrow night, can you
Speaker 1: please go? I said, you gotta give me an hour
Speaker 1: and a half because I gotta go a half hour
Speaker 1: to drive. It's gonna take me. Who's gonna I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna find a spot, Brodie. I can't believe the thousands
Speaker 1: of Chinese restaurants they wanted to where I live on
Speaker 1: a Saturday night Chinese food. So Saturday night, the traffic
Speaker 1: is so bad. The place called me twice to make
Speaker 1: sure I still wanted the food. All the food is ready,
Speaker 1: you're coming and get it. I'm all my way. I'll
Speaker 1: be there in fifteen minutes, twenty five minutes later. Are
Speaker 1: you sure you're coming. I'm looking for a spot. I'm circling.
Speaker 1: I'm circling now. I'm a New Yorker. I'm really good.
Speaker 1: I'm really good. I couldn't do bus a bus stop
Speaker 1: in front of the place. I'm not gonna No, I'm
Speaker 1: not putting my car in a bus stop. Two. So
Speaker 1: I'm driving around, driving, and finally I see a spot.
Speaker 1: It's on the other side of the red light. So
Speaker 1: I'm sweating. Now the light's gonna I gotta get that spot.
Speaker 1: I get a spot right, there's a car in the
Speaker 1: right lane and I'm in the left lane and the
Speaker 1: spots on the right, so I gotta like floor it,
Speaker 1: go through the light, pull over fast, and get to
Speaker 1: the spot. So the light changes. You know, I got
Speaker 1: a fast car, alright, Chapman, and uh so I floor it.
Speaker 1: I pull over to the right and I'm a car
Speaker 1: and a half past the spot right a little further past.
Speaker 1: The blinkers on and I start backing up. I put that.
Speaker 1: You can see the brake lights go on, and a
Speaker 1: little little car comes in behind me like they're gonna
Speaker 1: park there, So I you know, my dart charger horn.
Speaker 1: I'm giving him the horn. I'm giving him. I'm stepping
Speaker 1: on the break like bla bla bla baha. That's a
Speaker 1: horn with cocking balls. So the whole tail out of
Speaker 1: my car lights up. So I'm giving them the light.
Speaker 1: I'm giving him the horn. I stopped backing up, and
Speaker 1: they're like they're trying to like pull next to the
Speaker 1: spot to pull in, and I see them. They don't
Speaker 1: look like they're that tough, so I'm like that, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm screaming in my car. It's raining because I don't
Speaker 1: want to spots like across the street from the place
Speaker 1: I don't want to walk. So I'm like, now, first
Speaker 1: of all, scary, am I right? I pulled over. I
Speaker 1: put the blinker on the right thing. Now I was
Speaker 1: a car and a half. That's not out of the
Speaker 1: realm of possibility. I couldn't get closer because I still
Speaker 1: had to cut that other guy off. That's not the guy.
Speaker 1: The guy behind him is the guy who pulls into
Speaker 1: the spot. So I give him the horn on the
Speaker 1: horn horn. I rolled out the window and I give
Speaker 1: him the wave, like the funk away from my pocket space.
Speaker 1: So they sit there with their white person. The white person.
Speaker 1: They're blinking and then they're gonna challenge me. So I
Speaker 1: give him the horn a couple more times. I stopped
Speaker 1: backing like I'm gonna hit him. So they take the
Speaker 1: hint in their little car it was it was a Corolla.
Speaker 1: I think they back away and they pull around me
Speaker 1: and they don't dare make eye contact. Weeks I looked.
Speaker 1: I gave him to look. I don't hutch the much spot.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, ha, I won. But the car in
Speaker 1: reverse back right into that spot. I don't fit by
Speaker 1: five five or six feet all that all that, I'm
Speaker 1: in the spot. I don't fit the spot. It's raining.
Speaker 1: I couldn't judge the size of the spot, but I
Speaker 1: still won. I won that spot. So I'm sitting there
Speaker 1: and I'm trying to get out of the spot that
Speaker 1: I don't fit it anymore. And the light changes, so
Speaker 1: the cars are coming. I can't pull out. Shoot, Della
Speaker 1: parked in front of the spot, aren't. I can't get
Speaker 1: out of the spot because the cars are coming. No. Wait,
Speaker 1: the little corolla had gone around the block, and now
Speaker 1: they come by and they looked at me like, you
Speaker 1: can't fit in the spot. And I didn't look like
Speaker 1: off fitting the damn spot. And I keep trying to
Speaker 1: fit in the spot and they're looking like you're not
Speaker 1: fitting the spot. So they pull up now to where
Speaker 1: I was before and they put their blinker on. So
Speaker 1: now I'm thinking I can't let them win. I can't
Speaker 1: get out of this spot because they're gonna take the spot.
Speaker 1: I want the spot there and square. So I sat
Speaker 1: there hoping they would drive away. They didn't drive away. Nope,
Speaker 1: they waited. The Chinese restaurant calls me a third time.
Speaker 1: Are you called up front this food? At that point?
Speaker 1: Why didn't you just say? Look, I'm right outside. Can
Speaker 1: you just give you don't have to exchange anything I did.
Speaker 1: I said, I can't find a spot, come outside, So
Speaker 1: he says, oh, pulling to the punk bus stop will
Speaker 1: come out? See so all that I could have just
Speaker 1: parked in the bus stop. Did I tell you? No?
Speaker 1: You aren't dare to tell me? So? I parked in
Speaker 1: the bus stop. The guy comes right out, no problem.
Speaker 1: And while I'm getting the food, I look behind me
Speaker 1: the river. That son of a fitch put the spot. Dude.
Speaker 1: It's Homeboken. That's where you use bus stops for when
Speaker 1: there's no busses. You use it for temporary parking. If
Speaker 1: I could have shrunked my everything would have taken the
Speaker 1: front an end to my cart off to get in
Speaker 1: that spot, son of a bitch, dude, I was. I
Speaker 1: was then hoping the guy in front of me would
Speaker 1: leave and I can pull in. Where are you from? Man?
Speaker 1: Come on, you know that you could have parked there.
Speaker 1: It's the bus stop, it's the bus I have to
Speaker 1: wait down a water because I'm from from Brooklyn Boys,
Speaker 1: Brock Brooklyn Brooklyn Boys, Rock Rockoley,