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Speaker 1: It's another Jubile phone frame day mornings. That's one. Hello. Hi,

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Speaker 1: can I please speak to Alan? This is him? Hey Allen,

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Speaker 1: it's Alexis over here at depot. Just wanted to reach

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Speaker 1: out and let you know that the order that you

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Speaker 1: placed for the materials for your show that you're gonna

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Speaker 1: build is ready for pickup. So I just need to

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Speaker 1: get the information about the company that you're using to

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Speaker 1: build it for you and who's picking it up. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna pick it up with my truck. I'm gonna go

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Speaker 1: get it. Who's building it for you? Me? Oh? Okay,

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Speaker 1: have you taken the touch yet? Excuse me? Give me

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Speaker 1: just one moment? Okay, cool? Yeah, I welcome. It's a

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Speaker 1: great day of the deep Boat's Pete Deakins in the

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Speaker 1: shed building department. How can I help? Wow? Hi? Uh yeah?

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Speaker 1: Really aggressive like your hold music is oh the aggressive? Really? Okay? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I've never called up and been on

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Speaker 1: hold before. Um. Who am I speaking with? This is Alan? Alan?

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Speaker 1: What can I do you for? I actually don't know.

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Speaker 1: I was just transferred to you because I'm just trying

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Speaker 1: to pick up my shed that I'm going to build,

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Speaker 1: and they were asking me a bunch of questions. I

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Speaker 1: don't see an Alan on my list of people that

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Speaker 1: have been approved to pick up a shed and build it.

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Speaker 1: You said you're building it yourself. But have you taken

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Speaker 1: the test? No? I didn't. I didn't take a test.

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Speaker 1: I don't understand this placehold deep. This is Kyle at

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Speaker 1: the shed testing department. I have no idea what's going on.

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Speaker 1: I keep being transferred people or are not. There's some

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Speaker 1: sort of tests that I'm supposed to take from building

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Speaker 1: a shed, But I don't need to take a test

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Speaker 1: because I'm just well, you do because testing department. That

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Speaker 1: makes me. I've never heard of this ever. They were

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Speaker 1: probably you're not going to do too well. Then we

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Speaker 1: can start that. Okay, First question, how do you spell shed?

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry? That is okay in correct? Number two? Do

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Speaker 1: you know what a hammer is? Sir? What? What kind

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Speaker 1: of questions are these? Okay, let me talk to somebody else.

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Speaker 1: All right, Jay's placehold the worst music I've ever heard

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Speaker 1: in my life? Thanks for holding This is Alexis. How

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Speaker 1: can I help? This is Alan? I was thinking about

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Speaker 1: the shed. I was, yeah, pick up? Oh, so you

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Speaker 1: took the test. I don't need to take a test. Listen,

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Speaker 1: please hold welcome. Hey you guy, it's a level lady

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Speaker 1: at the depot. This is peakins and what can I

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Speaker 1: do for you? What is going on? I don't understand

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Speaker 1: your company. You keep prant spring me around and I

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Speaker 1: can't take it anymore. I just want you to can

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Speaker 1: order for my shed. Did you say canceled the order

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Speaker 1: because your phone broke up a little bit? There? You

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Speaker 1: want to You want me to cancel your order? Okay? Cool?

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Speaker 1: Have you taken the test to cancel my order? Right? Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: we need to ask you a few questions to make

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Speaker 1: sure you can cancel the order. Talking about I'm not

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Speaker 1: taking any tests to cancel my order, You're gonna do

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Speaker 1: what I say. You're gonna cancel an order. Okay, you

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Speaker 1: sound angry. Let me transfer a couple people in who

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Speaker 1: to help you out, because we are all about customer

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Speaker 1: service here and I need to make sure you take

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Speaker 1: in the cancel test. So I'm going to transfer Alexis in.

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Speaker 1: Hold on one second, let me go. I don't want

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Speaker 1: you to transfer anybody now, don't Alexis. Hold on, Hi, Pete, Hey,

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Speaker 1: I got a really angry customer on the phone. I

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Speaker 1: think his name is ed Edgar. What's your name? It's Alan,

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Speaker 1: It's his name is Allan. Order. I transferred him to

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Speaker 1: you because he wants to cancel his order. Yeah, so

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Speaker 1: I was wondering if you get him the cancel t

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Speaker 1: Oh you don't do the cancel test, don't. I just

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Speaker 1: transfer that's Kyle. Let me transfer Kyle in. Okay, sorry

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Speaker 1: about that, Alan, stop transferring me. I want to cancel

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Speaker 1: my order. Hi, this is Kyle Shed testing. How am

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Speaker 1: I to help Kyle? It's Peakins, I'm here with alexis here.

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Speaker 1: We we gotta issue. We got a issue with um.

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Speaker 1: A customer on the phone is very upset. His name's Allen. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not Sallin. I'm Alan Johnson. I want you to

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Speaker 1: cancel my order right now, so as you guys can see,

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Speaker 1: Alan's very upset. Well, what is going on? Oh? What's

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Speaker 1: going on? Is this is a prank phone call? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Hello Allan? Yeah, I'm sorry. This is actually the Jewel Show.

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Speaker 1: This is Jewel, This is Alex, this is Evan, and

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Speaker 1: this is a phone prank. Yeah, your wife set you up.

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Speaker 1: She said you ordered a shed and wanted to mess

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Speaker 1: with you. Oh my God, you guys are idiots. Thank

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Speaker 1: you out of your mind, wake up every morning with

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Speaker 1: jubil phone pranks,