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Speaker 1: The Jebel Show on demand, Santa has been arrested the

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Speaker 1: Bush sort of, what's the Jebel Show. It's that time

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Speaker 1: of year again where criminals dressed to Santa try to

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Speaker 1: use the holidays to their advantage and usually fail miserably.

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Speaker 1: So it's time to go over the most recent Christmas

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Speaker 1: related ridiculous arrests with what we call the Mall Santa

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Speaker 1: holiday police blotterer. Wow, let's not all of these are

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Speaker 1: Mall Santas, but they're all hilarious and they all have

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Speaker 1: to do with criminals who failed dressed up in their

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Speaker 1: holiday cheer. Perfect I can't wait. According to police, a

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Speaker 1: Florida man wearing fake antlers and a fake Rudolph Knows

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Speaker 1: faked a heart attack in the aisles of a Jacksonville

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Speaker 1: area Walmart the other day, creating a distraction as an

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Speaker 1: accomplice who was dressed like an Elf, bolted with a

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Speaker 1: shopping cart full of children's toys. You know what a

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Speaker 1: for creativity is what I have to say? Funds about right,

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Speaker 1: Florida Walmart exact. Both of them fled the scene, but

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Speaker 1: they were apprehended later when they tried to hide from police,

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Speaker 1: but one of them was dressed like an elf and

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Speaker 1: had on jingly shoes and apparently was moving his feet

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Speaker 1: too much and that's how police were able to find

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Speaker 1: them because of his jingly little shoes. Can you imagine

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Speaker 1: seeing him run from the cops and you just heard

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Speaker 1: he's running by any more dumb like, if you're gonna

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Speaker 1: come on a crime, don't put on like, uh, come

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Speaker 1: on a costume, don't put bells on your feel Both

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Speaker 1: of them were cuffed and then charged with grand theft.

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Speaker 1: We're going over the most recent holiday related crimes and

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Speaker 1: what we call the Jewels show Mall Santa police plotter.

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Speaker 1: This next crime comes from Atlanta, where a mall Santa

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Speaker 1: was arrested on two counts of aggravated assault the other day.

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Speaker 1: And no it wasn't because he heard I want a

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Speaker 1: new Xbox for the five thousand, Simon just lost it.

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Speaker 1: Apparently this mall Santa takes his candy very seriously, and

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Speaker 1: a twenty one year old father of two it just

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Speaker 1: got done getting his kids pictures with the mall Santa

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Speaker 1: and made a very costly mistake of taking four hers

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Speaker 1: She's kisses from the candy bowl that was sitting next

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Speaker 1: to candy not four next to Santa. Yeah, four, And

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Speaker 1: there was a sign right next to that candy bowl

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Speaker 1: that read take two. He took four and the Atlanta

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Speaker 1: Mall Santa saw this and then took the lawn to

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Speaker 1: his own hands. He caught up from his Santa chair

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Speaker 1: chased the man through the mall, yelling it says, take two,

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Speaker 1: it's set take two, Oh my gosh, before stopping at

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Speaker 1: a cell phone kiosk, where he picked up a cell

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Speaker 1: phone threw it at the guy who was running away

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Speaker 1: and it hit the guy in the back of the head.

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Speaker 1: And then I know, that's impressive. And then the mall

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Speaker 1: Santa proceeded to another kioskvol of sunglasses and then continued

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Speaker 1: pelting the man with sunglasses until the cops showed up

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Speaker 1: and Santa was arrested. It's obvious it wasn't the kisses

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Speaker 1: that broke this Santa's bag. Like, this guy is having

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Speaker 1: the worst day ever, and this this dad messed it

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Speaker 1: up the head. I loved that the Santa went after

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Speaker 1: the dad were still in candy, but Santa got arrested,

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Speaker 1: and then Santa and stole a bunch of sunglasses to

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Speaker 1: throw out. I wish the Mall Santa would have stopped

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Speaker 1: at one of those ones that have those little helicopter

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Speaker 1: thingis and flew a said, that would have been impressive.

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Speaker 1: We're going over a list of the most recent holiday

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Speaker 1: related Mall Santa crimes or Santa crimes, or just people

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Speaker 1: who are really bad criminals dressed up in holiday attire

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Speaker 1: with our annual Mall Santa Police blotter. Yeah, this next

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Speaker 1: crime comes from a Buffalo Wild Wings where a man

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Speaker 1: claiming to be Santa Claus was arrested the other day

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Speaker 1: when he showed up to a Buffalo Wild Wings with

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Speaker 1: a duffel bag and started handing out Christmas stockings to everybody.

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Speaker 1: That's cool, Yeah, it sounds very nice, right, just show

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Speaker 1: up a Buffalo Wild Wings, dresses Santa handing out stockings

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Speaker 1: Chicken Wings, and Santa signed me up. He turns out

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Speaker 1: all of those stockings were filled with over two pounds

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Speaker 1: of marijuana. Wow, yes, and yeah you're giving it away

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Speaker 1: where Santa? You didn't get my letter? The Mall Santa

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Speaker 1: was arrested, but his accomplices, who were dressed like elves,

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Speaker 1: he had two else with him, They were able to

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Speaker 1: get away unapprehended, so police are still searching for the

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Speaker 1: elves who are passing out the weed and the sockings. Santa, though,

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Speaker 1: is in jail and a waiting charge. That's a movie

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Speaker 1: I'd watched. Absolutely, that's a movie I want to be in. Okay,

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Speaker 1: we're going over the mall. Santa Police blotter and these

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Speaker 1: are all recent crimes that have happened with really bad

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Speaker 1: criminals who were dressed in their holiday year. This next

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Speaker 1: one happens every year. It comes from Cincinnati, Ohio. I

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Speaker 1: do feel like this happens every single year. Firefighters and

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Speaker 1: police had to arrest a house burglar the other day

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Speaker 1: who was dressed up as Santa. Instead of breaking into

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Speaker 1: a window or picking the locks on the doors, this

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Speaker 1: criminal decided to try to shuffle down the chimneys, just

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Speaker 1: like Santa would. Hey, he's like, I want to you know,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to stand out. I don't want to

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Speaker 1: like I'm up to any risky business. What is Santa do?

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Speaker 1: He goes down the chimney. I'm gonna do what Santa does?

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Speaker 1: I have the commitment? Yeah, seriously, I mean, if you're

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Speaker 1: gonna go all in, go all in. Reports also say

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Speaker 1: that he may have had some extra holiday cheer too,

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Speaker 1: or been on some holiday cheer because as they were

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Speaker 1: taking him to the precinct, he kept demanding that Blitzen

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Speaker 1: and made him do it let's say it, and swears

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Speaker 1: that missus Claus is going to be there in an

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Speaker 1: hour to bail him out. Like I said, committed, He

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Speaker 1: can committed to the Santa story. He may be committed

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Speaker 1: somewhere or Missus Claus is very upset because she still

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Speaker 1: has not showed up to bail him out. No word

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Speaker 1: on Blitzen. Yeah, A Blitzen's probably out there masterminding another crime.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I just want to know if they

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Speaker 1: made him take off the Santa costume when they put

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Speaker 1: him in cham He's like, I can't take it off.

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Speaker 1: It's just touched my body because it's smart of me. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: The Jebel Show on demand