WEBVTT - #118 - Rittz 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:04.560 Boom Bulet Cap Podcast Special guests My good friend dog Ritz, 0:00:05.360 --> 0:00:08.600 my dog. What's well? First of all, as I've been 0:00:08.600 --> 0:00:10.280 telling you since I've been here, man, I'm so proud 0:00:10.280 --> 0:00:13.159 of you. Thank me, fucking crazy, dude. I watch your 0:00:13.200 --> 0:00:16.480 interviews all day, like everybody you're doing like h man, dude, 0:00:16.520 --> 0:00:19.000 I'm so proud of you. Man, you're killing it. keV. Actually, 0:00:19.079 --> 0:00:23.120 let me wrap. I think the chief key record hm 0:00:23.200 --> 0:00:26.960 hmm twenty twelve. Yeah, and I don't know where we were. 0:00:27.080 --> 0:00:30.760 We're in Phoenix, okay, yeah, yeah, but dude, you're killing it. Bro. 0:00:31.520 --> 0:00:34.040 Thank you for still being my friend after all this 0:00:34.159 --> 0:00:38.640 fame and fortune and I really appreciate it, and after 0:00:39.000 --> 0:00:40.960 you know, just getting to know you as an actual 0:00:41.040 --> 0:00:43.559 human being and still deciding, you know, I'm still associated 0:00:43.560 --> 0:00:46.800 with this guy, Like yeah, that's kind of up in 0:00:46.840 --> 0:00:50.440 the air, like right, it's like, hey, maybe not, thank 0:00:50.479 --> 0:00:53.360 you sweet jacket and the same with me. Oh yeah, 0:00:53.400 --> 0:00:55.640 well it's the hell of a jacket you got on. 0:00:56.360 --> 0:00:59.240 It's a do you want a jacket? It's like if 0:00:59.240 --> 0:01:01.400 you're going to do a jackacket? Oh, do you want 0:01:01.440 --> 0:01:05.000 a jacket? Jacket? Do you want a jacket? Jackets? Do 0:01:05.080 --> 0:01:08.160 you want a jacket. Jacket. Yeah, now you know what 0:01:08.160 --> 0:01:10.080 it is, though, I swear to god this ship works. 0:01:10.120 --> 0:01:12.399 Been playing these crowds on these tour man when you 0:01:12.400 --> 0:01:15.280 get a shiny ass jacket, especially Michael Jackson, has such 0:01:15.280 --> 0:01:17.640 an impact. Even if you're fat, red headed and all 0:01:17.680 --> 0:01:19.959 that shit, you get a fly ass jacket. It's crazy. 0:01:20.000 --> 0:01:21.480 I'll come out on stage and the like and they 0:01:21.480 --> 0:01:24.560 want a jacket. Well they just look and they want 0:01:24.600 --> 0:01:26.640 a jack They probably do. They want to jack you off. 0:01:26.760 --> 0:01:29.800 Most of them are men, but unfortunately most of them 0:01:29.800 --> 0:01:33.119 are men that have bo and the hatchet man. Yes, yes, 0:01:33.240 --> 0:01:35.280 but me and me and my DJ Chris Crisis, we 0:01:35.319 --> 0:01:37.560 have a We do have a thing though, Like when 0:01:37.600 --> 0:01:39.440 I take my jacket off, he just a little cow. 0:01:39.920 --> 0:01:43.520 No no, no, no no no, I saw it today. Yeah yeah, 0:01:43.640 --> 0:01:45.720 shout out to Chris Crisis. Hell of a tour DJ. 0:01:45.880 --> 0:01:47.920 Yeah oh yeah, yeah for sure. But good with the 0:01:47.920 --> 0:01:50.440 fig figities. Oh that's my dog man. I love him 0:01:50.480 --> 0:01:52.440 to do with the wicked, wicked brother. You can scratch 0:01:52.440 --> 0:01:55.760 his ass off. He's my brother. But as far as 0:01:55.800 --> 0:01:58.800 the jacket goes like herd, he's got a big dick too. Anyway, 0:01:58.840 --> 0:02:03.880 continue you that's what you say, Chris crist never seen 0:02:03.880 --> 0:02:06.120 his dick? Chris Christis, don't you brag about how big 0:02:06.120 --> 0:02:10.840 a dick is? It's no or are you just telling 0:02:10.880 --> 0:02:14.120 the truth? No, no, you gotta cut yo. We're on 0:02:14.160 --> 0:02:18.040 the street crisis. Someone's play right now. Come on camera 0:02:18.080 --> 0:02:20.919 and talk about your dick real quick, Chris. No, yeah, 0:02:20.960 --> 0:02:23.000 he's done, he's good. That's what happens to buffers with 0:02:23.000 --> 0:02:24.480 a big dick. They don't They don't need all that 0:02:24.800 --> 0:02:27.679 kickstand Chris over there camera, Yeah, no thanks, I don't 0:02:27.720 --> 0:02:28.960 have to talk about it. You want to see it, 0:02:28.960 --> 0:02:32.000 see it in real life. Yeah, I'm on tour sixty 0:02:32.040 --> 0:02:34.120 seven more days with no way. We don't need to 0:02:34.160 --> 0:02:37.000 make this montherfucker's head any bigger of us, any bigger 0:02:37.000 --> 0:02:43.600 than it literally is. Let me ask you. Yeah, you're dude, 0:02:43.600 --> 0:02:45.440 I can't believe I'm here. By the way, keV move, 0:02:45.919 --> 0:02:47.960 I've been watching you. I've been stuck in. I interviewed 0:02:48.000 --> 0:02:50.119 you a million times. I know, but like, man, you're 0:02:50.160 --> 0:02:52.560 you're like a huge celebrity. Now, man, I'm you know 0:02:52.639 --> 0:02:56.280 what's crazy? Do you remember the night the worst night 0:02:56.320 --> 0:02:58.880 of my life? You were there when I ate edibles? 0:02:59.639 --> 0:03:04.440 Oh oh, yeah, you flipped your ship and you flipped out. 0:03:04.600 --> 0:03:07.359 I interviewed you on the bus and Miss Dimples was 0:03:07.400 --> 0:03:11.040 there and we were hanging out and I was like, Bro. 0:03:11.160 --> 0:03:13.639 I was like, Bro, I had an edible. I don't 0:03:13.680 --> 0:03:16.720 I don't even remember. Like, it didn't hit it didn't 0:03:16.760 --> 0:03:19.720 hit me. But you went on stage and I lost 0:03:19.760 --> 0:03:22.359 my fucking mind. Dude. You know it's crazy. I tell 0:03:22.360 --> 0:03:23.920 the story all the time because it's the worst night 0:03:23.960 --> 0:03:26.000 of my life. You know what's crazy about that is 0:03:26.320 --> 0:03:29.520 like like me having anxiety or like, man, I used 0:03:29.520 --> 0:03:32.040 to be like you know, not to be like laying 0:03:32.080 --> 0:03:34.080 as hell. Everybody smokes weed, but I used to be 0:03:34.080 --> 0:03:35.840 like snooped all back in the day, I could smoke, 0:03:35.920 --> 0:03:37.720 you know, I get mad if somebody rolled down the window. 0:03:37.720 --> 0:03:40.960 But as I got older, shit made me paranoid and 0:03:41.240 --> 0:03:43.040 I smoke. Now I'm hot right now, you know what 0:03:43.040 --> 0:03:47.040 I'm saying. But it's like, you're fucking ass. I felt 0:03:47.080 --> 0:03:49.680 bad for you, Bro, I had way too much edibles 0:03:49.720 --> 0:03:53.680 and I was hallucinating. Bro, you were performing and I'm 0:03:53.720 --> 0:03:56.839 in the crowd, lifted next to me, my best friend 0:03:56.960 --> 0:03:59.680 jails next to me. I couldn't move my legs. I 0:03:59.680 --> 0:04:02.280 feel like or planet in the floor and you were 0:04:02.480 --> 0:04:06.080 sitting next to you on stage was Garfield, a cat 0:04:07.600 --> 0:04:11.240 with with with slot machine eyes. I know when you 0:04:11.360 --> 0:04:15.160 came backstage and talked to me afterwards. I was puking outside. 0:04:15.760 --> 0:04:19.520 I was puking outside. I was throwing up. And then 0:04:19.800 --> 0:04:21.560 all the wild ship that could have happened to someone 0:04:21.600 --> 0:04:25.440 while being tripping balls happened. Like some Native American dude 0:04:25.480 --> 0:04:27.159 came up to me in the fucking alley and was 0:04:27.200 --> 0:04:29.000 like telling me about his dribing shit. And I thought 0:04:29.000 --> 0:04:30.719 he wasn't even there, but he was really there, so 0:04:30.800 --> 0:04:32.320 get the fuck away from it. And then yellow and 0:04:32.360 --> 0:04:35.320 then Yellow Wolf's fucking tour manager, Brooklyn, beat the living 0:04:35.400 --> 0:04:37.520 ship out of some dude right in front of me 0:04:37.560 --> 0:04:40.880 while I'm tripping balls. This was a Club Red. This 0:04:40.920 --> 0:04:43.080 is Club Red in Tempe, Arizona. Dude. Can I tell 0:04:43.120 --> 0:04:45.120 a story about Brooklyn real quick? It's a funny one, 0:04:46.080 --> 0:04:48.320 not the one just don't tell the stories earlier. No, 0:04:48.320 --> 0:04:50.640 no, no no, no, no no, not that. But like, like you know, 0:04:50.760 --> 0:04:52.360 so I don't ever get I was telling you earlier, 0:04:52.440 --> 0:04:54.400 Like people don't ever ask me questions like that. I 0:04:54.440 --> 0:04:56.200 really like to share that. I think my fans would 0:04:56.279 --> 0:04:58.680 like to hear, right, So Brooklyn and I don't want 0:04:58.720 --> 0:05:00.800 to knock this guy in his because I'm a cool 0:05:00.800 --> 0:05:04.440 motherfucker man. I respect the local rapper. Right. So we're 0:05:04.480 --> 0:05:07.360 at this local show in Florida, right, there's this crew 0:05:07.400 --> 0:05:10.520 of rappers and they're doing that thing, and I'm trying 0:05:10.520 --> 0:05:13.159 to get be cool with the local guys because I 0:05:13.240 --> 0:05:15.520 respect him, you know what I'm saying. Especially they're deep 0:05:15.560 --> 0:05:18.240 and all that shit. Not even know, no tough shit, 0:05:18.400 --> 0:05:19.880 just trying to be cool with him. So I'm shaking 0:05:19.880 --> 0:05:22.120 their hands when I'm doing all that. So I do that, 0:05:22.240 --> 0:05:23.920 do the meet and greet. I come back about four 0:05:24.000 --> 0:05:27.640 or five hours later, and these guys they did their set. 0:05:27.680 --> 0:05:30.360 They probably got all their homies out there filling themselves. 0:05:30.400 --> 0:05:32.480 You know what I'm saying. They're having a great time. 0:05:32.880 --> 0:05:34.839 Which if I could have opened up for me or 0:05:34.880 --> 0:05:38.280 whoever back then, either way, I would have been having 0:05:38.320 --> 0:05:40.000 the best night in my life. So this guy was 0:05:40.040 --> 0:05:42.280 feeling himself so much. My ass gets up on there, 0:05:42.279 --> 0:05:44.520 he yo and shout out to all the motherfucker openers 0:05:44.560 --> 0:05:46.600 in this bitch. Everybody's struggling trying to wrap This dude 0:05:46.600 --> 0:05:50.479 gets up on stage. Oh it's me. Brooklyn comes outdam 0:05:50.600 --> 0:05:54.240 fuck them up, dude, kick them so hard in the back. Yo, 0:05:54.320 --> 0:05:57.080 that motherfucker Brooklyn did not play. I felt so bad 0:05:57.160 --> 0:06:00.000 for the kid man. He was the main guy. But yeah, 0:06:00.240 --> 0:06:02.120 I mean, dude, I'm not calling out no names. I 0:06:02.120 --> 0:06:04.440 don't even remember and shout out to you for what 0:06:04.520 --> 0:06:06.600 city in Florida was this? I don't know one of them, 0:06:06.640 --> 0:06:10.160 crazy ass white boy would gold t cities? All of them? Yeah, 0:06:10.160 --> 0:06:12.080 all of them? Yeah, you know I'm right away. I'm in, 0:06:12.240 --> 0:06:14.960 you know, in Atlanta, the same ship. But wow, man, 0:06:14.960 --> 0:06:16.800 I felt bad for the guy. Brooklyn came in and like, 0:06:16.880 --> 0:06:19.120 hayata is that? Oh yeah, I was what I was 0:06:19.160 --> 0:06:21.440 talking about earlier too. I actually got in a fight 0:06:21.600 --> 0:06:23.880 one time, but I let I did some bitch ass 0:06:23.880 --> 0:06:25.800 ship and I let Brooklyn start it and I just 0:06:25.880 --> 0:06:28.520 jumped in and got some cheap ones. I walked away 0:06:28.520 --> 0:06:31.080 with a limp. Afterwards. I was like, man, yeah, I 0:06:31.080 --> 0:06:34.599 shouldn't be I should be doing that shit. You know 0:06:34.640 --> 0:06:37.920 what's crazy about Florida is you. When I first moved 0:06:37.920 --> 0:06:42.120 to Florida, you and Jelly Roll did a concert. Yeah, 0:06:42.120 --> 0:06:47.920 some random ass hotel. No, No, I drove to Orlando. Okay, 0:06:48.000 --> 0:06:50.120 you guys had a random ass show in Orlando, and 0:06:50.160 --> 0:06:51.640 this is the first time I ever met Jelly Roll. 0:06:52.040 --> 0:06:53.920 That's when we that's when you heard the Chief Jinks 0:06:53.960 --> 0:06:56.839 when we was in the hotel. Yeah yeah, he played 0:06:56.839 --> 0:06:59.320 me his white floor here. Yeah, yeah, boy, Yo. If 0:06:59.360 --> 0:07:01.200 y'all don't know, there's a rapper named Chief Jinks hot 0:07:01.200 --> 0:07:03.240 a shit in the streets. So like if you like 0:07:03.400 --> 0:07:06.039 Llo Cooldie and flow Rider but being a dick, but 0:07:06.200 --> 0:07:08.840 that Chief is my boy, and I love Chief. By 0:07:08.839 --> 0:07:10.560 the way, I love Chief one of my favorite people. 0:07:10.560 --> 0:07:12.160 I was a little disappointed he wasn't on tour with you. 0:07:12.280 --> 0:07:16.320 Yeah yeah, if you like Flow right alone and Pitbull, 0:07:16.320 --> 0:07:18.360 but you're looking for the white version of that Chief Jinks. 0:07:18.600 --> 0:07:21.200 Me and you were walking through the fucking streets, Chris 0:07:21.280 --> 0:07:23.800 Christ's favorite guy. Go ahead, no, but I remember that 0:07:23.840 --> 0:07:26.360 me and you were walking through the streets. And by 0:07:26.360 --> 0:07:28.680 the way, Kev's a wild man. So anybody watches his 0:07:28.800 --> 0:07:32.480 interviews and like I said that, somebody like wild man. 0:07:33.000 --> 0:07:36.280 No no, I mean much respect to his family and 0:07:36.280 --> 0:07:40.440 everything else, but like, Kev's a fucking maniac. So like 0:07:40.520 --> 0:07:42.520 anytime people are like, yeah, dude bootle like keV who 0:07:42.560 --> 0:07:45.840 interviews everybody. No, this dude's a he's the rapper, motherfucker. 0:07:45.880 --> 0:07:48.960 We're just sitting here. He's the party. So anyway, anyway, No, 0:07:49.080 --> 0:07:52.520 but yeah, where was it? We were in Orlando and 0:07:52.600 --> 0:07:55.400 that night it is the first time I met Jelly 0:07:55.960 --> 0:08:00.520 and then I end up at Mike Busey's Sausage Castle. 0:08:00.600 --> 0:08:03.200 You were at my room. We talked about what to 0:08:03.280 --> 0:08:04.960 expect that the song, and you were like, Bro, I'm 0:08:04.960 --> 0:08:06.480 not going to go. You go, though, trust me, you're 0:08:06.520 --> 0:08:08.320 gonna want to go. Okay, can we do this real 0:08:08.360 --> 0:08:09.960 quick because this is a good moment to do this 0:08:10.640 --> 0:08:14.040 to my wife. I did not go the Sausage Castle. No, 0:08:14.120 --> 0:08:17.480 you stayed back. I sent him because I didn't want 0:08:17.520 --> 0:08:21.240 to partake. This is awesome. Thank you for giving me 0:08:21.280 --> 0:08:23.520 this validation. No, yeah, you stayed at the room because 0:08:23.520 --> 0:08:24.880 I didn't want to do it. But I warned you 0:08:24.920 --> 0:08:26.320 what she was about to deal with. It was like, 0:08:26.400 --> 0:08:28.160 you were like, bro, you should go. It'll be fun 0:08:28.240 --> 0:08:29.720 and I and I would like to go as an 0:08:29.720 --> 0:08:31.640 outside of but it I don't want to get in trouble. Man. Man, 0:08:31.720 --> 0:08:33.840 Mike Busey man shout out to him and that motherfucker 0:08:33.880 --> 0:08:36.840 is the maaming So we end up, Yeah, what happened. 0:08:36.880 --> 0:08:39.280 So listen, this is the first So so Mike Busey 0:08:39.400 --> 0:08:43.040 is Gary Busey's nephew, cousins whatever. Yeah, And by the way, 0:08:43.280 --> 0:08:45.080 Mike Busey to this day is my boy. Like we 0:08:45.160 --> 0:08:47.240 talk a lot, so great. God's my guy. One of 0:08:47.280 --> 0:08:51.000 the most giving, open hearted and humble dudes ever. So 0:08:51.040 --> 0:08:55.120 he has he doesn't look at the time. I meet 0:08:55.160 --> 0:08:56.880 this dude at the show and I'm like, who's this 0:08:57.000 --> 0:08:59.520 goofy ass white dude with the crazy hair and the tattoo, 0:08:59.559 --> 0:09:03.080 with belly with random bitch with the balls shown. Yeah, 0:09:03.480 --> 0:09:05.200 and You're like, bro, listen, he's got this house. You 0:09:05.240 --> 0:09:07.920 gotta go. So I just moved to Florida, and I'm like, 0:09:07.920 --> 0:09:10.080 fuck it, let's get into some Florida shit. So I 0:09:10.080 --> 0:09:11.880 go over to my I got over to my busy's house. 0:09:11.920 --> 0:09:14.720 It's literally on the swamp in the middle of fucking 0:09:14.880 --> 0:09:18.440 Florida outside of Orlando. Jealous to because I was sitting 0:09:18.440 --> 0:09:22.440 there like this house is like the House of a 0:09:22.480 --> 0:09:29.280 thousand Corpses meets Juggalos meets the Playboy Mansion. Yeah, so 0:09:29.559 --> 0:09:33.040 there's a fish tank with dildos in it. This is 0:09:33.080 --> 0:09:35.640 like five years ago. This is this is the old house. 0:09:35.920 --> 0:09:38.000 So he's got a new house now. Yeah, this is 0:09:38.000 --> 0:09:42.520 two thousand and fourteen. It's a long time ago. Okay. Yeah, 0:09:42.520 --> 0:09:45.120 he had a fucking drill with it at the end. 0:09:46.679 --> 0:09:49.720 This motherfucker had a stripper pole. He had glory holes 0:09:49.720 --> 0:09:52.600 throughout the house. Oh my god. Yeah, pocket pussy's installed 0:09:52.600 --> 0:09:54.920 in the wall. Here's how lame I am. I couldn't 0:09:54.960 --> 0:09:57.400 wait to talk to him about his experience out doors. Like, 0:09:57.440 --> 0:10:00.240 he's got a giant bro, He's got all these machine guns. 0:10:00.320 --> 0:10:06.240 He's got pigs, alligators, pugs, maybe fucking all kinds of shit. 0:10:06.360 --> 0:10:10.080 And the first time I meet Mike Beusy, he is 0:10:10.080 --> 0:10:12.439 like the most like loving dude ever. Right, he is 0:10:12.480 --> 0:10:14.360 a great guy. And I don't know him that well, 0:10:14.440 --> 0:10:16.640 but I know him enough to like, I got love 0:10:16.800 --> 0:10:18.880 he bro. He So he starts showing me these sex 0:10:18.920 --> 0:10:21.840 tapes he has because his whole house is like filmed 0:10:21.880 --> 0:10:24.160 at all times. So he's like, yo, check out this 0:10:24.240 --> 0:10:27.520 sex tape of me and random white rapper with a 0:10:27.559 --> 0:10:30.120 bunch of tattoos. A and random white rapper with a 0:10:30.120 --> 0:10:33.200 bunch of tattoos, b three way in this whore. Hey, 0:10:33.320 --> 0:10:34.480 you know what I want to tell you this. I'm 0:10:34.480 --> 0:10:36.280 not gonna say who they were now, go ahead, go ahead, 0:10:36.120 --> 0:10:38.960 go ahead, No, because you might have been expanding on that. No, No, 0:10:39.080 --> 0:10:41.960 I'm done. I will say this though. I don't like 0:10:42.040 --> 0:10:44.240 I was telling crisis this when a guy's like, hey, 0:10:44.280 --> 0:10:46.040 I was having a sex tape and then and it's 0:10:46.080 --> 0:10:48.160 just their little it's just their wig in the going, 0:10:48.200 --> 0:10:50.200 it's like a point of view was that pov? POV? 0:10:50.559 --> 0:10:52.800 I don't want to see your dick going in and out, motherfucker. 0:10:52.840 --> 0:10:54.839 I want to see like you want to see the bitch. 0:10:55.160 --> 0:11:00.679 Plus it's awkward, like that's great a fucking jose, Like 0:10:59.840 --> 0:11:04.160 if I get my busy to answer a FaceTime this 0:11:04.320 --> 0:11:07.800 crazy bastard. This guy's a fucking maniac. He is a maniac. 0:11:08.440 --> 0:11:10.280 This guy is like, what was the point of view 0:11:10.400 --> 0:11:13.199 or no he was showing No, it was surveillance footage. 0:11:13.360 --> 0:11:15.920 Oh he had so you saw, like and they're like 0:11:16.040 --> 0:11:19.480 high fiving and like I hate that weird ship where 0:11:19.480 --> 0:11:21.320 it's like, hey, here's me and it's just like just 0:11:21.400 --> 0:11:23.080 a bunch of dick going in the in and out 0:11:23.120 --> 0:11:25.400 of Vagina and ship tons of dick. Yah. Now he's 0:11:25.400 --> 0:11:27.880 not answering, it's he's in Florida. So what time is it. 0:11:28.480 --> 0:11:31.160 It's late. It's like we're on bootleg kevtime right now. 0:11:31.360 --> 0:11:34.600 The text night bootleg goes all night. Man, it's moll 0:11:34.640 --> 0:11:39.800 Ferger's on some dope. Yeah, he just texts me. He'll call. 0:11:40.760 --> 0:11:42.600 I just told him what we're doing. That guy gonna 0:11:42.600 --> 0:11:44.880 wake up for this. His ringer was probably off. He'll 0:11:44.880 --> 0:11:47.800 probably call back. Dude. He does a fucking do you 0:11:47.840 --> 0:11:51.440 know Every Veterans Day he has some chick named Jenny 0:11:51.520 --> 0:11:56.679 Jizz at the Sausage Castle. Jenny Jizz at the Sausage Castle. Nice, 0:11:56.960 --> 0:12:00.240 and this motherfucker, Mike Busey invites all veterans to his house. 0:12:00.320 --> 0:12:02.160 This fool will have like two or three hundred veterans 0:12:02.160 --> 0:12:04.440 at his house and this Jenny Jiz bitch sucks them 0:12:04.480 --> 0:12:07.280 all off. Wow. So, if you're a veteran and you 0:12:07.320 --> 0:12:09.240 live in central Florida and you want to blowdrop on 0:12:09.320 --> 0:12:11.280 Veterans Day, all you gotta do is pull up to 0:12:11.320 --> 0:12:14.000 the Sausage Castle and Jenny Jizz will serve you in 0:12:14.120 --> 0:12:17.800 a room. Bro. It's like a room full of like 0:12:17.800 --> 0:12:20.800 two hundred dudes, and this bitch is just in the middle. No, 0:12:20.920 --> 0:12:23.400 she's in the middle, just serving everybody would fucking come 0:12:23.440 --> 0:12:26.800 all over her fucking face. You know what, God bless you, 0:12:26.920 --> 0:12:30.200 Jenny Jizz. I think that's her name, Jizz is in it. Yeah, 0:12:30.240 --> 0:12:34.680 either way, whatever your name is aka Jane Jizz. But yeah, 0:12:34.720 --> 0:12:37.760 that's dope. That's dope. I couldn't do it. It could 0:12:37.760 --> 0:12:39.319 be one of those veterans and be in a room 0:12:39.320 --> 0:12:41.760 with like two hundred other dudes. Yeah, but you know what, 0:12:41.960 --> 0:12:45.600 imagine if you're like one nine, You're like, damn, this 0:12:45.679 --> 0:12:48.920 pitch has a belly full of sperm right now. Yeah, 0:12:49.000 --> 0:12:51.120 I'm at the end of the line. Showed up late, 0:12:52.160 --> 0:12:55.480 get you going there, And she's like I'm definitely, Like 0:12:56.080 --> 0:12:59.319 she's definitely fifty two. Oh well, that's even better. And 0:12:59.400 --> 0:13:01.160 he was telling me like her husband's there in films 0:13:01.200 --> 0:13:02.920 at all, Like he gets off on that ship. Most 0:13:02.920 --> 0:13:04.640 of the guys that are coming out, they're probably like 0:13:04.679 --> 0:13:06.800 insecure and they just want to like jerk off in 0:13:06.880 --> 0:13:10.240 Jimmy's mouth sore, like scared and ship and then like 0:13:10.360 --> 0:13:12.600 finally they're like one fifty nine. It's like fuck, yeah, 0:13:12.600 --> 0:13:16.600 this is no threat, you know, to do that and 0:13:16.640 --> 0:13:19.000 go eat at Hamburger fucking steak at the fucking shit 0:13:19.120 --> 0:13:23.080 barther At afterwards. Anyway, No, so that night. But say, 0:13:23.320 --> 0:13:25.840 real quick my backhead shout out to Mike Bucy though, 0:13:25.880 --> 0:13:30.880 because Mike Baucy when you meet him in person, whatever 0:13:30.880 --> 0:13:33.199 you might think about him or his family relations or 0:13:33.240 --> 0:13:38.720 his wild characterisms or his dress code, like he he 0:13:38.720 --> 0:13:42.640 he's serving the community in a positive way. Yeah, jarving 0:13:42.720 --> 0:13:45.040 him a blow he's might man, I love you, bro. Yeah. No, 0:13:45.120 --> 0:13:46.679 Jelly Roll was there and I was like, that was 0:13:46.679 --> 0:13:48.840 the first time I met Jelly Shot to Jelly Roy, 0:13:48.880 --> 0:13:52.640 he's fucking killing it. He's killing it. He's amazing. It's great. 0:13:52.679 --> 0:13:57.920 It's great to see his progression. Yeah. Yeah, And and 0:13:58.480 --> 0:14:00.920 I've said this about Jelly Roller. Who's calling hold on, 0:14:01.240 --> 0:14:07.079 well is Mike, Oh my god, you fucking maniac. Oh dog, 0:14:07.080 --> 0:14:10.439 we've just been than you. Wait wait wait wait we're 0:14:10.480 --> 0:14:13.520 recording so you Oh I was just talking about Veterans 0:14:13.600 --> 0:14:16.920 Day blowjobs at your house? Yeah? Who is Jimmy Jiz 0:14:17.200 --> 0:14:22.960 what's the girl's name is Jenny Jiz? Right? Just giving 0:14:23.040 --> 0:14:27.720 a low job back on one at a time. How 0:14:27.760 --> 0:14:30.680 many guys at one time, Mike, have you had over 0:14:30.680 --> 0:14:33.800 there on Veterans Day that she's sucked off? I mean 0:14:34.120 --> 0:14:37.360 had one hundreds come over here to celebrate the party. 0:14:38.080 --> 0:14:41.280 Have she's sucked off in one party? I think the 0:14:41.320 --> 0:14:44.600 record's probably around like thirty thirty five, forty. So it 0:14:44.720 --> 0:14:46.600 just came on at once, like as a part of 0:14:46.640 --> 0:14:49.600 a crew. What happens is when we do it, we 0:14:49.720 --> 0:14:51.360 kind of like do it by like, all right, who's 0:14:51.360 --> 0:14:54.800 had the most active years in service? If you're missing 0:14:54.840 --> 0:14:57.800 a leg or arm, that bumps you up to the line. 0:14:57.840 --> 0:15:00.520 So if someone's amputated, they're ampute, they get up to 0:15:00.560 --> 0:15:05.800 the front. That'll get you up draft. It's like a 0:15:05.800 --> 0:15:08.920 blow drop draft, a blow drop draft. Dude, Mike, Man, 0:15:08.960 --> 0:15:13.200 we've been picking you up. You're a fucking man, Dude. 0:15:14.480 --> 0:15:16.400 I'm over here. I'm like, yo, I was we were 0:15:16.440 --> 0:15:18.040 talking about the first time I met you was at 0:15:18.080 --> 0:15:20.360 a rich show and that night he stayed back and 0:15:20.400 --> 0:15:22.160 I went to your house. I was just telling him, 0:15:22.160 --> 0:15:27.640 that's why I don't That's what exactly what I was 0:15:27.680 --> 0:15:31.000 saying about you, bro. I was like, yo, Mike seems 0:15:31.040 --> 0:15:33.640 like this crazy guy. He's very eccentric and all that, 0:15:34.040 --> 0:15:36.520 but he was like, I can't fuck with you, Mike, 0:15:36.560 --> 0:15:38.320 because you're a mania. You'll get me in trouble. So 0:15:38.360 --> 0:15:41.600 I was so excited to hear what went down at 0:15:41.600 --> 0:15:47.680 the spot and this asshole was talking about fucking yes dog, 0:15:47.800 --> 0:15:50.160 thank you for your contribution, Mike, I love you. Bro. 0:15:55.440 --> 0:15:57.440 Just just take a good look at this guy's face, 0:15:58.480 --> 0:16:03.200 Mike say hide to the camera. Oh there is there 0:16:03.320 --> 0:16:05.880 is is he in there? Oh? There is? Just so 0:16:05.880 --> 0:16:07.640 you guys can see what this crazy bastard looks like. 0:16:07.640 --> 0:16:10.160 We've we've been talking about you in like fifteen minutes. Yeah, Mike, Man, 0:16:10.200 --> 0:16:18.880 we really nah, let me see it one Nah nah Man. 0:16:18.880 --> 0:16:22.520 We really respect you though. Bro, you were the biggest 0:16:22.560 --> 0:16:25.200 hardest dudes. I know you're a fucking maniac. But like, 0:16:25.280 --> 0:16:30.920 besides that, look at this decade since we been together, 0:16:30.960 --> 0:16:33.240 and we'll still doing our things and it ain't been 0:16:33.240 --> 0:16:39.080 a decade. Don't age me, Bro. Twenty fourteen. Hey, do 0:16:39.080 --> 0:16:40.960 you remember when we went to that trailer park in 0:16:41.320 --> 0:16:43.760 Saint Petersburg and lit ship on fire in front of 0:16:43.800 --> 0:16:46.960 the fucking brandys were nice, Mike, you and the girls. 0:16:47.280 --> 0:16:50.360 It takes me to the hollywoodler park. Wait wait, wait, Mike. 0:16:50.400 --> 0:16:52.000 Do you remember when I had you guys on the 0:16:52.040 --> 0:16:55.880 air and this piece of ship had chocolate portole over 0:16:55.960 --> 0:17:01.720 his naked, hairy body and girls linked it off. Christ Chris, 0:17:04.520 --> 0:17:08.520 This motherfucker Eric Lauran had chocolate syrup poured over his 0:17:08.600 --> 0:17:11.399 body live on the radio and had some girl with 0:17:11.480 --> 0:17:15.040 daddy issues lick it off his belly. Who did him? Oh? 0:17:15.119 --> 0:17:20.080 Dope together, dude, Mike, Man, you offer so much to 0:17:20.119 --> 0:17:21.879 the world. Man, you get you get it back. I 0:17:21.880 --> 0:17:23.840 hope you get it back in tenfold. Man. I love 0:17:23.880 --> 0:17:28.240 you all right, Mike, fucking man, Yet, keep keep cooking 0:17:28.240 --> 0:17:31.640 it up. Yes, sir, We're coming to the Sausage Castle soon. 0:17:31.680 --> 0:17:33.760 But hey, Mike, when I grow some balls, man, I'm 0:17:33.760 --> 0:17:35.840 gonna come to the Sausage Castle. Man. I just gotta 0:17:35.840 --> 0:17:39.040 grow the man. They're getting there. I'll be waiting for 0:17:39.080 --> 0:17:41.240 your brother. I'll be waiting for you. I love you, bro, 0:17:43.160 --> 0:17:49.080 all right, man, fucking Mike. Busy night, beausy ladies and gentlemen. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:17:49.119 --> 0:17:52.399 yeah yeah. If you got a peg leg, if you 0:17:52.480 --> 0:17:56.120 got a purple heart on Veterans Day, go go get 0:17:56.160 --> 0:17:58.879 that first in line. Blowy from Jenny Giz. I mean 0:17:58.880 --> 0:18:01.399 who would. I mean, that's it. That's a real contribution. 0:18:01.760 --> 0:18:04.159 It is, that's a real Sometimes you need to release. 0:18:04.600 --> 0:18:06.439 I mean, fuck, man, if I was in a like, 0:18:06.560 --> 0:18:08.080 you know, not to be fucked up, but like if 0:18:08.119 --> 0:18:10.160 I was in a bad situation, I mean, he's really 0:18:10.200 --> 0:18:13.320 offering the service. Right you pull up? I mean, oh, 0:18:13.400 --> 0:18:18.640 I would pull up your God damn right. Yes. Uh. 0:18:18.800 --> 0:18:21.240 You know. You know what's crazy is you've been smoking weed, 0:18:21.440 --> 0:18:23.720 and I feel like when you and I first started 0:18:23.800 --> 0:18:26.280 kicking it, you really weren't like a big like you 0:18:26.280 --> 0:18:27.639 said you used to smoke back in the day. But 0:18:27.680 --> 0:18:29.199 at the time, I feel like you really weren't like 0:18:29.200 --> 0:18:31.879 really into smoking like that now because like weed, like 0:18:31.960 --> 0:18:34.240 so with me, it's weird. It's like, it's cool you 0:18:34.280 --> 0:18:36.480 asked that too. Weed is like one of those things 0:18:36.520 --> 0:18:39.080 like back in the day, it was so weird because 0:18:39.119 --> 0:18:40.880 like I used to be such a big weed smoker, 0:18:41.280 --> 0:18:43.520 and it really fucked with me not being that anymore. 0:18:43.560 --> 0:18:45.680 I didn't know who I was, you know what I'm saying. 0:18:45.680 --> 0:18:48.480 Without it, so then getting it back or whatever, you know, 0:18:48.640 --> 0:18:51.280 just smoke at it, tell you a funny ass story. No, 0:18:51.400 --> 0:18:53.440 So anyway, getting it back it makes me a little paranoid. 0:18:53.760 --> 0:18:55.720 Sometimes I'm having a good time depends who I'm with, 0:18:55.920 --> 0:18:58.199 and I don't like that we weird shit. Yeah, but 0:18:58.800 --> 0:19:00.439 that never used to be mean, but it is what 0:19:00.480 --> 0:19:02.880 it is, is honesty. Tell you some funny ass shit. 0:19:03.440 --> 0:19:06.600 I had a video shoot called like that Fuck I 0:19:06.600 --> 0:19:08.200 don't want to butcher the name of Shout out to 0:19:08.200 --> 0:19:10.080 the guys man. Shout out to my boy Scotti at 0:19:10.320 --> 0:19:12.560 l Man, Shout Scotty at He just opened the grills 0:19:12.560 --> 0:19:14.600 shop here in LFE. Dude, I'm so proud of him. 0:19:14.720 --> 0:19:17.440 He's killing it. So anyway, anyway, it was it was 0:19:17.480 --> 0:19:20.040 like an Atlanta for twenty song and they had all 0:19:20.080 --> 0:19:23.000 these Atlanta artists on it, and dude, I was in 0:19:23.080 --> 0:19:26.639 Corey Moe's house. Shout out Corey, Dude, I'm in his house. 0:19:26.920 --> 0:19:29.919 And then like you know, there's fifteen twenty blunts around 0:19:30.240 --> 0:19:31.679 and like, hey, all you got to do is make 0:19:31.720 --> 0:19:33.720 this eight ball in the corner pocket in the shot, 0:19:33.800 --> 0:19:37.440 I was so stoned and weird. I couldn't you couldn't 0:19:37.520 --> 0:19:39.959 hit it, nah man. So finally I couldn't hit this 0:19:40.000 --> 0:19:42.880