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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of the

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Speaker 1: Weekly Zeitgeist. These are some of our favorite segments from

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Speaker 1: this week, all edited together into one NonStop infotainment laugh stravaganza.

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Speaker 1: Uh yeah, So, without further ado, here is the Weekly Zeitgeist.

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Speaker 1: We we are thrilled to be joined in our third seat.

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Speaker 1: This is a fucking powerhouse show we have today. We're

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Speaker 1: joined by another one of the faces on Mountains eight more.

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Speaker 1: She is the scam Goddess, Lacey Mosley. Hey, how's one.

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Speaker 1: I'm doing good good, good to have you here. Fake

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Speaker 1: Brooklyn accent jumped out there you go, don't tweet me

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Speaker 1: about it, don't tweeter about it. She'll just ask for

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Speaker 1: your social Security any information. First, I heard about the

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Speaker 1: Red Cross possibly being a scam. Uh when I was

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Speaker 1: at the Red Cross the other day. So something that

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Speaker 1: I meant to pass on to you off Mike. But

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Speaker 1: I was like bleeding out and someone was nearby, like

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Speaker 1: this place is fucked up? Wait? Who works? Wait? Were

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Speaker 1: you giving? You know? Someone who was? I was giving blood?

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Speaker 1: I never heard giving call it bleeding now. I thought

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Speaker 1: I was bleeding and they just bagged it up. They

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Speaker 1: This is what happened. I had a wound, was bleeding everywhere.

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Speaker 1: They bagged it up. You're in the red place, they

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Speaker 1: swept it up. But no, it was like someone who

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Speaker 1: had come with another person and they were like waiting

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Speaker 1: in line for the bathroom and they're like, I don't know,

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Speaker 1: I've read some pretty shady stuff about this. And then

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Speaker 1: I looked it up and they and and because they like,

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Speaker 1: you don't your blood and then they sell it? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: like they I didn't know that. I thought I was

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Speaker 1: doing such a good thing. And then I was leading

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Speaker 1: out and thinking about I was like, oh, I'm doing

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Speaker 1: a stupid thing. And then every like natural disaster, like

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Speaker 1: is a paint for the American Red Cross? Were like,

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Speaker 1: what's a legitimate organization that we can all like, we

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Speaker 1: know it's huge. You can't be that big and not

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Speaker 1: be doing some shady ship. You have the most blood

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Speaker 1: out of anyone there's I don't know if I wanted

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Speaker 1: to give my blood to someone else, I wouldn't know

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Speaker 1: where to go. Give your blood to me. Actually have

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Speaker 1: a friend on the streets like, hey, I want to

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Speaker 1: know who's getting the profit. You just have like a

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Speaker 1: pint of old positive use. Yeah, That's interesting to think

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Speaker 1: about though, that, Like, I've read defenses of their policy

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Speaker 1: of like selling it because they need to have money

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Speaker 1: to do the work that they do, But that does

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Speaker 1: imply that does suggest that they are like rooting for

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Speaker 1: natural disasters to get the funding that they needed to

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Speaker 1: sell the blood I needed. I need to do more reading.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, by no means an expert on this. I

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Speaker 1: just know that I did it because my dad is like,

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Speaker 1: that's his source of self esteem is giving blood. And

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Speaker 1: he was like, he was like, you gotta do it.

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Speaker 1: The most sources of self esteem, right, That's his source

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Speaker 1: of self esteem is he's got good veins. And every

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Speaker 1: his veins, so he keeps going there. My wife cranks

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Speaker 1: about having good veins. Yeah I do too, but I

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Speaker 1: have bad blood. I got bad with a lot of

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Speaker 1: people blood in high school to get the little court

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Speaker 1: and they were like, sweetheart, you are severely anemic. We

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Speaker 1: wouldn't give you your blood. I was like, you have

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Speaker 1: a flex. You have the flex on me? Like that, okay,

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Speaker 1: well I've got give you your blood. Is such a

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Speaker 1: hurtful thing for somebody to say to somebody got to

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Speaker 1: me like that, they still gave me the cordo because

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Speaker 1: that cray Boomers are obsessed with blood donation. I've found

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Speaker 1: My parents are both like they're like, you gotta give blood,

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Speaker 1: you gotta give blood. And then I was like, Mom,

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Speaker 1: do you give blood? And she was like, no, I

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Speaker 1: had hepatitis. You had hepatitis. She had hepatitis. She got

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Speaker 1: poked by something, and then she had hepatitis. Well, you said, hat,

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Speaker 1: so sounds passed. But then you can never do it.

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Speaker 1: If you had hepatitis once, you can never give blood

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Speaker 1: your whole life. You can just bother your kids about it.

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Speaker 1: So she's just like, we as a family, we need

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Speaker 1: to be putting out this amount of blood. So by proxy,

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Speaker 1: when you give blood, it's like me giving blood because

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Speaker 1: I gave you my blood. Exactly. Like you're talking about

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Speaker 1: the fact that there is like a subway like punch

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Speaker 1: you give like fifteen pints of blood, I don't know

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Speaker 1: how much blood you give. I don't know what the

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Speaker 1: units are. If you give eighteen times, they put your

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Speaker 1: name on a plaque. And I respond very well to

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Speaker 1: that kind of incentivize hours, like I'll see you next week.

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Speaker 1: What's the most you can give blood? Once a week? No,

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Speaker 1: once every two weeks. You can give platelets and that's

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Speaker 1: when you're like bleeding all the way out and watch

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Speaker 1: Once upon a Diamond, Hollywood, what you do it? It

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Speaker 1: takes like two hours. It's scary. What is something you

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Speaker 1: think is underrated? Um? I think underrated are acts? Sent names?

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Speaker 1: H Yeah? So like we have ax body spray here

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Speaker 1: very confused brand ax. Yeah, No, it's I don't know

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Speaker 1: if it's O g X actually guys the first I

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Speaker 1: don't know. But they are basically the same thing. And

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Speaker 1: I think they're underrated because they name them things like

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Speaker 1: mirage and dimension, like they name them things that make

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Speaker 1: them sound exciting that are in no way anything like

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Speaker 1: this scent that you're going to smell that would be

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Speaker 1: a fascinating, like look behind the curtain of the process

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Speaker 1: by which they come up with Atlantis black of Clips.

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Speaker 1: Is that one of them? Food? I've got some. I've

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Speaker 1: got some alternative names that I think I'm more really

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Speaker 1: teenage Hope Vineger, I'd like to put that one at

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Speaker 1: the top of the truck, truck stop, chapstick, sporty sportsman. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I like that one, go on old loafer insurance fraud,

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Speaker 1: Wild Rat? Is that wild rat? Brazilian jiu jitsu so

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Speaker 1: Australia is one in two thousands eleventeen. Oh, there's a

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Speaker 1: Lynx Africa. There's ice Chill, which I guess that's sounds right.

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Speaker 1: But then Xbox, Yeah, I remember we talked about that

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Speaker 1: when there was going to be a whole custom Xbox

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Speaker 1: like gamer centric line. But I think that was just

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Speaker 1: for the Lynx crowd. It wasn't for the ax gang.

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Speaker 1: What what is the smell of Xbox? I don't know,

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Speaker 1: not leaving your house for three? The low hanging the

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Speaker 1: low hanging fruit version is a gamer thing? Or you're

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Speaker 1: actually being discriminatory assuming it's for men because they also

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Speaker 1: have anarchy For her too, which was wait for her too?

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Speaker 1: Is the whole to? Uh? Yeah? Like to using remanumerals

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Speaker 1: like the Godfather too. Oh that reminds me of Fabio

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Speaker 1: is fragrance? Did you remember Fabio supermodel? Yeah? Got who

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Speaker 1: got hit by a bird on a roller. We were

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Speaker 1: just talking about that. I mean, I'm never not talking Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean, it stills like guys as far as but

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Speaker 1: he released a fragrance that was called for her, for him,

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Speaker 1: think so, yeah, I mean that's well, maybe the fragrance

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Speaker 1: for him, for her, for him, for her, for him,

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Speaker 1: for conde fragrance. Who knows. I mean, maybe they could

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Speaker 1: have just took it off the earth because it was

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Speaker 1: so bad. He's probably lying oiled up on a rock somewhere,

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Speaker 1: still waiting for someone to photograph him. Yeah, Fabio Lanzoni, Alright,

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Speaker 1: let's get into the news and what what's more news

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Speaker 1: worthy than the fact that Chipotle is going into guac mode.

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Speaker 1: I just saw the word guac mode and I said,

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Speaker 1: what the fund is this? And trending or something? Well,

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Speaker 1: apparently every food site has been writing about. I think

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Speaker 1: they put a press press release out today that basically

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Speaker 1: they're saying, for the entire month of February, if you have, like,

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Speaker 1: if you're already a Chipotle rewards person, if you just

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Speaker 1: scan in guak boom, what do you want it on?

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Speaker 1: You get extra guak what? No, Like, you can get

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Speaker 1: guak for free regularly. So if you get a regular

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Speaker 1: price entree, you scan your app, you get guacamole as

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Speaker 1: a topping or side for free. Okay, who's doing a

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Speaker 1: side of guak? Just that's it. I don't know who.

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Speaker 1: I think for people who just want the chips part

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Speaker 1: I haven't had of me. Okay, you don't get a burrito, well,

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Speaker 1: actually you get you get burritos, get and then I

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Speaker 1: always just have the gualk thrown on top. Now, I

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Speaker 1: like the walk on the side with the chips. I

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Speaker 1: really like their chips. I'm a I'm a big Chipotle

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Speaker 1: chips guy. Okay, you know when I love Chipotle when

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Speaker 1: it's free exactly. That's when that's when it said it's

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Speaker 1: best exactly. That's why I'm like looking at this. It's

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Speaker 1: funny that they clearly this is a ploy to get

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Speaker 1: people to join the rewards program, which I'm surprised they

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Speaker 1: did not do this earlier because I feel like Chipotle

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Speaker 1: and like guacamole, or like a thing on the internet

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Speaker 1: like people always taught. There's memes about being like said,

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Speaker 1: I don't want like people just there's a sentiment about

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Speaker 1: knowing that guacamole cost more. Just I'm just surprised, just

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Speaker 1: surprised they didn't tap into this earlier. Okay, but how

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Speaker 1: much more is guak? Again? Like a dollar? Maybe? I

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Speaker 1: think it is more than that. I think it depends

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Speaker 1: I guess I don't think it's two. If you just

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Speaker 1: have ad guac on top of something, just a splash

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Speaker 1: Let me just look really quickly, do they have it all? Well, well,

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Speaker 1: we don't, don't. I'm I'm trying to figure out, like

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Speaker 1: what what puts it in that category? Is it just

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Speaker 1: that Chipotle is a lunch company, Like they're a place

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Speaker 1: we go for lunch, and therefore it's like there's something

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Speaker 1: sort of habit forming and therefore like we want to

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Speaker 1: you know, you if there's if it's gamified, that's all

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Speaker 1: these reward programs are. It's gamified. It's like how many

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Speaker 1: times I check in? Is that just like we're all

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Speaker 1: every thing we do is going to be gamified from

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Speaker 1: now on? Or is this just like another You gotta

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Speaker 1: give people incentive because you know, we'll all just starve

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Speaker 1: if there's not a game involved, quandering around. That's what

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Speaker 1: happened to Rome. They didn't game of five things and

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Speaker 1: then it fell apart. Yeah, I think we don't gamify breakfast.

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Speaker 1: game of fight a little bit to do the punch cards.

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Speaker 1: It's just like lunch is GAMEI fed because I think

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Speaker 1: it's like a thing. We just try to get out

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Speaker 1: of the way quickly when it punctuates, like your day

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Speaker 1: of toil, right, you know? So yeah, I'll do like

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Speaker 1: my job. Yeah. But when you think about it, you

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Speaker 1: as soon as you get downstairs and you finally get

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Speaker 1: to your destination to get your lunch, by the time

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Speaker 1: to work again. So lunch is actually the fastest thing

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Speaker 1: my old jobs in New York, and I I was like,

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Speaker 1: She seemed like she had been enjoying some wine. It

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Speaker 1: was turtle time. I'm I'm fluent, you know what I mean. Wait,

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Speaker 1: what is turtle time? That's what she says. It's like

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Speaker 1: a It's like a little thong flash dance that she

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Speaker 1: does when she's like turning up turtle times. It's so

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Speaker 1: I never quite got it, but I did enjoy it.

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Speaker 1: So he's going on cameo um and getting some great

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Speaker 1: celebrity endorsements from Korey Lewandowski, Trump's former campaign manager. UM.

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Speaker 1: Let me just I'll just play this Korey Lewandowski one

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Speaker 1: for everybody, just so you can hear how amazing this

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Speaker 1: new revolutionary cell phone is. This is celebrated Snake oil

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Speaker 1: salesman Korey Lewandowski. Hey, this semesters for Roberto. Roberto. It's

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Speaker 1: Korey Lewandowski. I was President Trump's twenty sixteen campaign manager

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Speaker 1: and his current senior adviser. Look all Off reached out

434
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Speaker 1: to me and I want to just tell you guys

435
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Speaker 1: that I've seen the new Escobar fold two phone and

436
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Speaker 1: it's absolutely incredible. So this is just a quick big

437
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Speaker 1: shout out to you guys that did all the work

438
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Speaker 1: behind that, and I wish you the very best and

439
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Speaker 1: all the success in the world. Don't forget vote Donald

440
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Speaker 1: Trump November. Holy the energy of it also, like he

441
00:26:59,359 --> 00:27:04,560
Speaker 1: had a real energy. My man did not blink the time,

442
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:07,160
Speaker 1: just like he starts off the video from the back

443
00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:09,880
Speaker 1: and then leans into it. Hey, Roberto, it's me Krey

444
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:17,200
Speaker 1: Lewandowski camps Trump pay manager manager himself to him, Well,

445
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:19,840
Speaker 1: like I just taking sure of the check. Clear, you know.

446
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,960
Speaker 1: Just the audience for who he thinks he's talking to

447
00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:26,960
Speaker 1: is unclear to me because he's talking to Roberto. But

448
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:31,520
Speaker 1: then he's also talking about Roberto's product. Yeah, maybe the

449
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:35,760
Speaker 1: for the thing, I think, because maybe Roberto Escobar smart

450
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:37,639
Speaker 1: and be like, well these Trump people buy sucking anything

451
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:43,480
Speaker 1: about Trump branded plastics by anything. Corey Lewandowski is endorsing

452
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Speaker 1: the fold two, then maybe the lineup. Then we really

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Speaker 1: get to see his whole marketing plan really play out,

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00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:52,560
Speaker 1: because he also got a cameo video from Chris Hanson

455
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Speaker 1: from to catch Up Predator. And again I don't know

456
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Speaker 1: who the marketing team goes. This is who you need,

457
00:27:57,560 --> 00:28:00,320
Speaker 1: Corey Lewandowski and Chris Hansen from the catch Up Editor

458
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Speaker 1: and these phones are gonna fly off the shelf. Listen

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Speaker 1: to this one again to it. This one's kind of sad. Hey, guys,

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Speaker 1: Chris Hanson here of Hanson versus Predators and the Ketrip Predator.

461
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Speaker 1: I just wanted to tell you all that I've seen

462
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Speaker 1: this amazing new smartphone called the Escobar Fold Tube. It

463
00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:19,400
Speaker 1: appears to be the best phone out right now. I've

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Speaker 1: been looking at the transcripts, so have a seat. Check

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Speaker 1: it out, and remember I'll be watching. Oh my god,

466
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:29,800
Speaker 1: he's drunk. I have to say, I don't want to

467
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:33,280
Speaker 1: like he has seen better days. I did not recognize him.

468
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:36,600
Speaker 1: Chris Hanson looks like she looks raw. He looks like

469
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Speaker 1: he drank a bunch of hotel wine. Is in a

470
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Speaker 1: hotel room? Is that what the background is? And he

471
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:48,000
Speaker 1: doesn't have that kind of design restraint. And it's not

472
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:50,960
Speaker 1: that he looks like unkempt, like he just rolled out

473
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Speaker 1: of bed. He has his hair combed. He just looks bad.

474
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Speaker 1: He's just listen. He sounds like Joe Namath when he

475
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Speaker 1: was hitting on Susie Colbert. Listen to this one of

476
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:01,920
Speaker 1: these times, you guys, handsOn here of Hanson versus predators

477
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:10,320
Speaker 1: into ketrim predators. I just because he's probably blasting through

478
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:14,840
Speaker 1: his cameos. The fact that they would do that for

479
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:17,360
Speaker 1: fifty bucks, like that's what all depends. I don't know

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00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:19,479
Speaker 1: what Chris Hansen's rates are, but I feel lets you,

481
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Speaker 1: like you pick your own rates are a reasonable five dollars,

482
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:27,480
Speaker 1: like you will endorse a product. I mean, I think

483
00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:29,840
Speaker 1: that some people have you figured out that you can

484
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:32,479
Speaker 1: because mostly Cameo is like with's my friend's birthday, she

485
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:34,880
Speaker 1: loves you, you know, say hello, Can I get Debbie

486
00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:37,800
Speaker 1: Gibson to say exactly exactly? It's like a dumb gift whatever.

487
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,880
Speaker 1: I think some people have figured out that you can

488
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Speaker 1: get celebrities to seemingly endorse like your project or your

489
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Speaker 1: brand or something and like no offense to these people,

490
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:46,760
Speaker 1: but a lot of them are too dumb to know

491
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Speaker 1: the difference. Like there was a thing on Cameo where

492
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Speaker 1: like Nazis, We're getting celebrities to like say Nazi slogans

493
00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:55,960
Speaker 1: and they just didn't know. So I think people would

494
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Speaker 1: realize you can kind of gamify it it. I mean

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Speaker 1: some of these prices, Okay, so for example, Chris Hansen,

496
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Speaker 1: you can get him for sixty dollars, Michael Rappaport one

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Speaker 1: fift what Gilbert Godfried one fifty? Ernie Hudson Okay, Oh,

498
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Speaker 1: shall I go on flavor Flavor too? Fifties? Sir, I'm not.

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Speaker 1: I don't have time Tommy larn you can get for

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Speaker 1: eight oh ship, Yeah, we pulled our money. There's no

501
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Speaker 1: way that she would say what we want, but we

502
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Speaker 1: would have to do a weird thing where we could

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Speaker 1: like stitch it all together and like a maniacals and

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Speaker 1: just get I mean she's already debased. Or yeah I can't,

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Speaker 1: I can't you get a red Man for one? Fifties

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Speaker 1: shout out to Reggie No, but one of my favorite rappers.

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Speaker 1: Oh should I might do that. I'll get you this cameo.

508
00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:46,040
Speaker 1: I'd be lying if I said I already didn't get

509
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Speaker 1: myself one. This is what I also love. Did you

510
00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:58,520
Speaker 1: watch Cheer? Remember Jerry if you want Jerry Harris him

511
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Speaker 1: what's it called? When they like dark dope? And then

512
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:06,440
Speaker 1: we remember Mark McGrath when he famously broke up with

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Speaker 1: that one dude that is the So the title of

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00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:16,160
Speaker 1: that book is cocaine in book title form, there's a

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Speaker 1: clip of Mark McGrath on Wendy Williams that is cocaine

516
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Speaker 1: in like old amazing. It's hard to find though they

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Speaker 1: had it taken down. Damn he is flying Gary Busey three. Yeah. Hey,

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Speaker 1: the market, the market determines the price you know, Yeah,

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00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:40,880
Speaker 1: he's not out here putting it out there at three

520
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:44,400
Speaker 1: fifty without getting some buyers. I mean yeah, and you

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00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:46,920
Speaker 1: get Randy Jackson from American Ano for two fifty to

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Speaker 1: come to your house in person, yeah and say whatever

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00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:55,840
Speaker 1: you wanted. Or Brian Scalabrini for nine bucks. Wow Scalabrini.

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00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:59,720
Speaker 1: Oh Andy King from Fire Festival Fame, Damn Corey Lewin

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Speaker 1: DAWs is the only fifty five bucks to me? Yeah,

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00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:10,400
Speaker 1: I mean whatever, you know. The Andy King's like the

527
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:14,440
Speaker 1: time that he's spending just reading like terrible joke after

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00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:18,440
Speaker 1: a terrible joke about him sucking somebody's dick for water,

529
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:21,800
Speaker 1: like over and over, and it's like a black mirror.

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00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:24,320
Speaker 1: That is like a black mirror where your job is

531
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:27,480
Speaker 1: to embarrass yourself into your phone for it's to come back.

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00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:33,000
Speaker 1: It is like that just got very dark because you

533
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:35,480
Speaker 1: can think about it, right. This is sort of like

534
00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:39,719
Speaker 1: the endgame of celebrity where at a certain point, the

535
00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:42,400
Speaker 1: the markets have done what they have done with you.

536
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:45,240
Speaker 1: They they're done with you. You're never no longer present value,

537
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:48,480
Speaker 1: and you're just like, well, I'd love to be able

538
00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:51,400
Speaker 1: to make passive money as best as I can so

539
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:54,120
Speaker 1: now I'm literally just saying I'll say whatever you want

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00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:58,640
Speaker 1: for a couple of bucks, so you can laugh at me. Yeah,

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00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:10,320
Speaker 1: that's like particularly harder faster can't get hard and then

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00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:12,760
Speaker 1: they don't they kick. Yeah, that whole c it was

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00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:17,080
Speaker 1: a gay bashing thing. Yeah, that whole the whole sequence

544
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:19,400
Speaker 1: is so dark. Hey shout out to the sand. The

545
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:23,320
Speaker 1: character like is then a gay basher, but he's clearly

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00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:26,720
Speaker 1: into it when it's happening, right. But yeah, hey we

547
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:29,160
Speaker 1: can get Tim Hardaway Senior for fifty bucks. I feel

548
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:30,720
Speaker 1: like Tim Hardaway can get a little more than fifty

549
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:32,520
Speaker 1: Some of these I feel like they really saw like

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00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:35,120
Speaker 1: themselves short. Yeah, a couple of them, like hold on,

551
00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:39,520
Speaker 1: no you know Sean Kingston's three hundred dollars. Okay, well

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00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:42,719
Speaker 1: yeah that's interesting. This could I would, I would just

553
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:47,280
Speaker 1: listen to a podcast. There's just people going to just

554
00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:50,520
Speaker 1: an over under unmeo, priss, holy ship, Kareem abdul Jabbar

555
00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:53,720
Speaker 1: five hundred dollars. See that's somebody who knows that from work. Yeah,

556
00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:57,080
Speaker 1: that's a legend. That is like a timeless icon. My

557
00:33:57,120 --> 00:33:59,880
Speaker 1: dad would die if I got like a cameo from him.

558
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:02,960
Speaker 1: Fun like Happy Brithday. Here's the guy who scored the

559
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:07,320
Speaker 1: most points in the history of NBA basketball. That's unbelievable.

560
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:09,799
Speaker 1: All right, we are going to take a quick break.

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Speaker 1: We'll be right back. And we're back. Let's move on

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Speaker 1: to aunt Becky whose name is escaping me right now.

563
00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:43,319
Speaker 1: It's not lone are you? Are you betrothed? So Lory

564
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:49,200
Speaker 1: Laughlin's daughter's resume that what was submitted to the rowing

565
00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:54,520
Speaker 1: team at USC has been made public and it's pretty impressive,

566
00:34:54,719 --> 00:35:00,880
Speaker 1: Like she is an Olympic caliber rower according to this resume,

567
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:05,640
Speaker 1: which is all totally made up and just the ballsiest

568
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:09,400
Speaker 1: thing I've ever seen. Somebody. They're just like, hey, yeah,

569
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:15,320
Speaker 1: she's the best San Diego Crew Classic gold medal, silver medal,

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00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:19,520
Speaker 1: gold medal, Like they just gave her the resume of

571
00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:22,680
Speaker 1: a prodigy. And look, I just gotta say, who here

572
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:26,800
Speaker 1: hasn't lied on the resume. It's just a new level

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Speaker 1: of one, right right, right, Look, you guys don't have

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Speaker 1: Olympic combat athlete on your resume. A gold medal in

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00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:38,000
Speaker 1: pro wrestling two thousand eight. Yeah, I don't know why

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00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,200
Speaker 1: she just didn't lie on a resume that she went

577
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:46,480
Speaker 1: to USC the cheapest. Fucking Yeah, that would have saved

578
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:51,480
Speaker 1: them five hundred thousand dollars as jail time. Yeah, that

579
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:54,200
Speaker 1: would Nobody checks. You can just say that you went

580
00:35:54,239 --> 00:36:00,200
Speaker 1: to Harvard. I barely look at resumes, let alone follow them.

581
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:03,000
Speaker 1: I did quit college to just move to New York

582
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:06,120
Speaker 1: to to make it you know, yeah, made it. I

583
00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:08,720
Speaker 1: heard it, if you make it there, you can make it. Yeah. Well, actually,

584
00:36:08,719 --> 00:36:10,359
Speaker 1: where do you hear that? Way? Where do you that from?

585
00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:14,560
Speaker 1: Just like a new sources I believe it was NASA

586
00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:16,160
Speaker 1: said that if you can make it in New York,

587
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:20,480
Speaker 1: you can make it anywhere. Vernal equay. I saw the tweet.

588
00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:22,959
Speaker 1: Don't need to look into it. So so I quit

589
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:24,480
Speaker 1: college and I moved to New York and I was

590
00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:26,440
Speaker 1: trying to get temp jobs and they're like, oh, you

591
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:28,760
Speaker 1: have to have graduated college, and I was like, oh great,

592
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:32,040
Speaker 1: well then I did. Okay, cool, and you can work

593
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:35,720
Speaker 1: this is very easy. Well what a coincidence? Because I did,

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00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:40,760
Speaker 1: And just like I have so much cool job stuff,

595
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:42,759
Speaker 1: I just didn't have room for my resume because you

596
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:44,600
Speaker 1: got to keep it to one page, right. I had

597
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:47,239
Speaker 1: a bunch of temp agencies and one of them actually

598
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:50,320
Speaker 1: did check once for one job, like they asked to check.

599
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:52,479
Speaker 1: And then I got a call and they were like, hey,

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00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:56,640
Speaker 1: there's some discrepancy on your you know status, graduating status

601
00:36:56,680 --> 00:36:59,480
Speaker 1: at George Mason. And I said, oh, yes, I did

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00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:04,120
Speaker 1: not situation. You got me very good, did you think,

603
00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:08,080
Speaker 1: I said? She said you shouldn't learn your resume and

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00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:11,000
Speaker 1: I said, oh, you couldn't be more wrong about that. Yeah.

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00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:13,320
Speaker 1: That's like in my adult life, I think that my

606
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:17,320
Speaker 1: college has only ever been looked into for one job.

607
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:20,480
Speaker 1: And when they want they wanted my transcripts and stuff,

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00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:23,480
Speaker 1: and that they asked. I was like, this is insane.

609
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:26,680
Speaker 1: This is insane. I mean, like you just get outraged

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00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:28,959
Speaker 1: that they're checking. It's just like I guess I gotta

611
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:31,520
Speaker 1: call my college and send a transcript to this like

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00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:36,120
Speaker 1: random comedy episode. Yeah. Also, the temp jobs were just

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00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:40,879
Speaker 1: sitting in a receptionist chair for a day. You don't

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00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:45,080
Speaker 1: need to graduate. Yeah, all right, that's gonna do it.

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Speaker 1: For this week's weekly Zeitgeist, please like and review the show.

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Speaker 1: If you like the show, uh means the world to Miles.

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Speaker 1: He needs your validation. Folks. I hope you're having a

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Speaker 1: great weekend and I will talk to you Monday by