1 00:00:00,640 --> 00:00:01,400 Speaker 1: Kutbooms. 2 00:00:02,240 --> 00:00:05,320 Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes 3 00:00:05,360 --> 00:00:09,160 Speaker 2: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 4 00:00:09,160 --> 00:00:12,440 Speaker 2: of the old republic, a sol fashion of fairness. He 5 00:00:12,520 --> 00:00:15,440 Speaker 2: treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the 6 00:00:15,560 --> 00:00:19,560 Speaker 2: rich pill poppers in the penthouse. Wow to clearinghouse of 7 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:23,440 Speaker 2: hot takes, break free for something special. The Fifth Hour 8 00:00:23,560 --> 00:00:30,720 Speaker 2: with Ben Mallard starts right now. 9 00:00:28,920 --> 00:00:33,760 Speaker 3: In the air everywhere The Fifth Hour with me, Ben 10 00:00:33,840 --> 00:00:37,400 Speaker 3: Maler and Danny g Radio as we slide into the 11 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:43,880 Speaker 3: twenty eighth day of February, the final day of the month, 12 00:00:44,240 --> 00:00:48,680 Speaker 3: and we are united in one common goal, the podcast. 13 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:52,320 Speaker 1: And on this edition of The. 14 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:58,760 Speaker 3: Fifth Hour, we've got pancakes, the birds, and an airborne 15 00:00:58,800 --> 00:01:03,560 Speaker 3: pajama party, and we'll throw all of that together and 16 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:07,000 Speaker 3: we are going to make cinema unless we're actually chemically 17 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:07,600 Speaker 3: in balanced. 18 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:11,160 Speaker 1: But we'll begin with this. So today is National Pancake Day. 19 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:15,640 Speaker 3: Now why it is National Pancake Day, I could not 20 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:19,880 Speaker 3: tell you, but pancakes. Which I was reading about pancakes 21 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:25,200 Speaker 3: and they said it goes back more than thirty thousand years. 22 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:28,560 Speaker 3: Now you could call them hotcakes. Some people call them 23 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:31,960 Speaker 3: Johnny cakes. A few people call them griddle cakes. That 24 00:01:32,520 --> 00:01:36,679 Speaker 3: batter made for breakfast goes back more than thirty thousand years. 25 00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:39,480 Speaker 3: In fact, I was looking some stuff up on this 26 00:01:39,480 --> 00:01:42,800 Speaker 3: because I have no life. And the oldest breakfast food 27 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:46,240 Speaker 3: in history is the pancake. It goes back as far 28 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:50,240 Speaker 3: as the Stone Age, and it was found in the 29 00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:56,080 Speaker 3: stomach of an Iceman, a famous Iceman whose remains are 30 00:01:56,320 --> 00:01:59,160 Speaker 3: estimated to be five three hundred years old. 31 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:03,320 Speaker 1: So it pancakes been around, been around for a while. 32 00:02:03,480 --> 00:02:08,560 Speaker 1: So there you go. Enjoy that. And they celebrate back. 33 00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:13,040 Speaker 3: I was reading in the UK they've celebrated Shruve Tuesday 34 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:17,160 Speaker 3: since eleven hundred AD, and that is the day before 35 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:21,840 Speaker 3: ash Wednesday. And it's all, like I said, New Orleans, 36 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:24,919 Speaker 3: it's called Fat Tuesday in America, whatever, but very popular 37 00:02:24,960 --> 00:02:28,480 Speaker 3: feast day, and consuming. 38 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:31,960 Speaker 1: Pancakes is a big part of that. So enjoy that. 39 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:36,680 Speaker 3: Now, moving on from that, another chapter in the Life 40 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:41,320 Speaker 3: of Malar the weekly audio book Living the Life of 41 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:45,400 Speaker 3: an Overnight Blowhard in twenty twenty six. Now, so this 42 00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:49,560 Speaker 3: is not a complaint, It is a self diagnosis that 43 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:53,799 Speaker 3: this is what happens the other day in the very 44 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:58,240 Speaker 3: quiet cathedral that we call the Malor Mansion kitchen. I 45 00:02:58,320 --> 00:03:02,280 Speaker 3: was preparing my one meal a day. I continue my 46 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:07,680 Speaker 3: Michigas with this inter minute fasting, which is not a fad, 47 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:10,120 Speaker 3: not for me. It's not a fad. It is a lifestyle. 48 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:15,600 Speaker 3: It is a decision that one makes so you feel 49 00:03:15,639 --> 00:03:19,160 Speaker 3: like you're being healthy. You also have this weird superiority 50 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:23,000 Speaker 3: thing over snackers, and I was a huge snacker for 51 00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:23,600 Speaker 3: a long time. 52 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:25,760 Speaker 1: I was a huge snacker for a long time. And 53 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:28,280 Speaker 1: I'll go get a cup of yogurt, you know, two 54 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:32,120 Speaker 1: in the morning, whatever it might be, some chips, and 55 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:33,200 Speaker 1: so I don't do that anymore. 56 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:35,200 Speaker 3: Obviously, I just do the internet fasting thing. I have 57 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:37,840 Speaker 3: a small window. And it also allows me on some 58 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:40,600 Speaker 3: level to say, hey, you know I I don't eat 59 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:44,400 Speaker 3: until four, you know, the way that a monk would say, 60 00:03:44,440 --> 00:03:47,840 Speaker 3: I've taken a vow and I'm call me the Malor monk. 61 00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:50,880 Speaker 3: So anyway, get to the point. So we had some 62 00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:56,120 Speaker 3: leftover ground beef. The leftover going beef was in the 63 00:03:56,160 --> 00:04:00,040 Speaker 3: back of the fridge on the right hand side. And 64 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:04,240 Speaker 3: leftover ground beef is a very valuable thing when you 65 00:04:04,440 --> 00:04:08,680 Speaker 3: have it in your kitchen. It's an unsung hero for 66 00:04:08,760 --> 00:04:11,360 Speaker 3: those that are planning to eat a meal and you're 67 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:12,840 Speaker 3: not sure what you want to make, and like, let 68 00:04:12,880 --> 00:04:14,920 Speaker 3: me see what I got, and your futs around and 69 00:04:14,920 --> 00:04:17,200 Speaker 3: all that stuff. But it really is the unsung hero 70 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:20,760 Speaker 3: of American cuisine. Ground beef. It sits there in the refrigerator. 71 00:04:21,680 --> 00:04:24,360 Speaker 3: If it was baseball, it'd be like that veteran utility 72 00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:27,880 Speaker 3: infielder just waiting for his opportunity in the World Series 73 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:30,520 Speaker 3: against the Toronto Blue Jays in Game seven to wallop 74 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:35,039 Speaker 3: a home run, not flashy, somewhat dependable, waiting for the call. 75 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:38,159 Speaker 3: Put me in chef. I'm ready to cook. So on 76 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:40,839 Speaker 3: this day I decided something a little different. I normally 77 00:04:40,839 --> 00:04:44,680 Speaker 3: don't eat burritos, but I thought, why not, I'll make burritos, 78 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:47,640 Speaker 3: and not just burritos, because I can't just make briers. 79 00:04:47,640 --> 00:04:49,240 Speaker 1: I made malor burritos. 80 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:52,640 Speaker 3: And I learned several years back that everything tastes better 81 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:56,039 Speaker 3: when you name it after yourself. And I advise you, 82 00:04:56,080 --> 00:04:59,279 Speaker 3: if you do cook in your home, just name the 83 00:04:59,320 --> 00:05:02,800 Speaker 3: dishes after you. It just is more fun. So I 84 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:06,400 Speaker 3: hit it up the beef and tossed in some extra 85 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:07,440 Speaker 3: caya and pepper. 86 00:05:07,480 --> 00:05:10,640 Speaker 1: And some chili powder right on top of that ground beef, 87 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:11,840 Speaker 1: which was already cooked. By the way. 88 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,839 Speaker 3: The ground beef had been cooked before I was reheating 89 00:05:13,839 --> 00:05:15,520 Speaker 3: the ground beef. So I heated it, put some more 90 00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:19,760 Speaker 3: cayenn pepper, some chili powder, and for what I describe 91 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:23,960 Speaker 3: as a donkey style kick in the badonka donk, which 92 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:28,599 Speaker 3: is not I don't believe a medical term should be 93 00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:30,800 Speaker 3: a medical term. And I placed the beef in a 94 00:05:30,920 --> 00:05:36,320 Speaker 3: large tortilla. Large tortia, not a timid, small, little tiny tortilla, 95 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:41,479 Speaker 3: the oversized burrito style tortilla, the kind of tortilla that 96 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:46,160 Speaker 3: is the bully of the tortilla community, puffed with pride. 97 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:51,360 Speaker 3: All those other little tortillas cannot compete. The purpose of 98 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:56,200 Speaker 3: this tortilla is to give a hardy, hearty meal in 99 00:05:56,279 --> 00:05:59,599 Speaker 3: what would become the mala burrito. And the central figure 100 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:04,720 Speaker 3: app around that ground beef that makes the amazing delicious 101 00:06:04,760 --> 00:06:09,920 Speaker 3: burrito is the jumbo sized oversized tortilla. 102 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:10,479 Speaker 1: So I did this. 103 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:13,240 Speaker 3: I threw some onions in there, some bell pepper, some cheese, 104 00:06:13,760 --> 00:06:14,880 Speaker 3: and into the air fryer. 105 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:16,279 Speaker 1: It went. Five minutes. 106 00:06:17,279 --> 00:06:19,880 Speaker 3: Hit the pause button, five minutes, hit the pause button, 107 00:06:20,560 --> 00:06:23,360 Speaker 3: but little cheese on top restaurant style. You're gonna do it, 108 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:25,080 Speaker 3: you gotta do it right. So little cheese on top 109 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:27,640 Speaker 3: put the thing back in the air fryer. We were 110 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:29,560 Speaker 3: off to the racist stuff. Flag is up. 111 00:06:30,279 --> 00:06:33,680 Speaker 1: So the air fryer is doing its thing right, and 112 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:35,280 Speaker 1: it's very arrogant. 113 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:37,640 Speaker 3: The air fryer is a relatively new device in the 114 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:39,200 Speaker 3: modern American kitchen right and. 115 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:43,240 Speaker 1: Behaves like it's an elitist. It's doing you a favor, 116 00:06:43,760 --> 00:06:49,280 Speaker 1: swirling around this smug device on your countertop and saying, 117 00:06:49,320 --> 00:06:52,960 Speaker 1: you see, you see what I'm doing. I'm healthier. You're 118 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:54,400 Speaker 1: eating healthier because of me. 119 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:57,880 Speaker 3: You know that whole thing Like it's yelling, I am 120 00:06:57,960 --> 00:06:59,880 Speaker 3: the tesla of the countertop appliance. 121 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:02,920 Speaker 1: Okay, great, congratulations, air fryer. Way to go. 122 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:06,159 Speaker 3: So on this day, not only did I have the brido, 123 00:07:06,240 --> 00:07:08,800 Speaker 3: I was feeling a little frisky, little dangerous. 124 00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:10,280 Speaker 1: Think of me like a. 125 00:07:10,240 --> 00:07:14,640 Speaker 3: Suburban evil Canievel, wearing gym shorts and a Benny's T 126 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:18,600 Speaker 3: shirt that my buddy and p One in Providence provided 127 00:07:18,640 --> 00:07:20,520 Speaker 3: me as a gift. 128 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:23,200 Speaker 1: Last year. I think it might have been last year. 129 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:23,480 Speaker 1: I don't know. 130 00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:25,600 Speaker 3: It was a little while back, and this is not 131 00:07:26,120 --> 00:07:28,880 Speaker 3: named after me. There was a famous chain of stores 132 00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:33,520 Speaker 3: in the New England area named Benny's, and this guy 133 00:07:33,560 --> 00:07:36,440 Speaker 3: was very kind. He sent me a nice shirt, so 134 00:07:36,640 --> 00:07:39,760 Speaker 3: I have a Benny's Benny shirt. So I decided to 135 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:46,960 Speaker 3: make homemade tortilla chips. And because of inflation, because of inflation, 136 00:07:47,160 --> 00:07:50,720 Speaker 3: over the years, a bag of chips has turned into 137 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:53,240 Speaker 3: a luxury item. I'm not sure why that happened. I 138 00:07:53,280 --> 00:07:56,240 Speaker 3: don't know how that happened, but I refused to refinance 139 00:07:56,320 --> 00:08:00,520 Speaker 3: the Malor mansion to buy a bag of tostitos. So 140 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:02,760 Speaker 3: a few months ago, I was futzing around on the 141 00:08:02,840 --> 00:08:05,800 Speaker 3: dark web and I began making my own ships. I 142 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:09,000 Speaker 3: saw a recipe on how to make homemade restaurant style 143 00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:09,720 Speaker 3: tortilla chips. 144 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:11,720 Speaker 1: Ding ding ding ding ding. Man, I hear that. 145 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:15,400 Speaker 3: I'm like, come on now, I've tried to recreate all 146 00:08:15,440 --> 00:08:19,200 Speaker 3: of my favorite foods, so my ability to cook includes 147 00:08:19,360 --> 00:08:20,440 Speaker 3: all of my favorite foods. 148 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:21,040 Speaker 1: That's about it. 149 00:08:22,520 --> 00:08:24,520 Speaker 3: So, as you probably know from your life, this is 150 00:08:24,560 --> 00:08:27,200 Speaker 3: how it starts. Right first, it's like, well, let me 151 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:29,200 Speaker 3: I like that recipe, Let me try it, Let me 152 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:32,720 Speaker 3: let me try it. Next thing, you know, you're driving 153 00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:36,960 Speaker 3: to the Mexican market in what real estate agents would 154 00:08:36,960 --> 00:08:39,760 Speaker 3: describe as an up and coming neighborhood with a lot 155 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:43,640 Speaker 3: of upside, which is code for lock the doors. It's 156 00:08:43,679 --> 00:08:46,240 Speaker 3: an interesting part of town if you like the hard 157 00:08:46,240 --> 00:08:51,000 Speaker 3: scrabble streets. We go on that voyage because these tortillas 158 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:54,880 Speaker 3: are the holy grail. They're the holy grail. Once you 159 00:08:55,040 --> 00:08:59,000 Speaker 3: find them, you can't go back. That's it, you cannot 160 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:01,160 Speaker 3: go back. I'm telling you, Oh, you're just blowing smoke. 161 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:02,560 Speaker 1: No I'm not. I promise you. 162 00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:07,680 Speaker 3: Regular tortillas that you get from the grocery store are 163 00:09:08,160 --> 00:09:14,240 Speaker 3: just whatever, you know, disappointment, the yellow corn tortilla that's 164 00:09:14,360 --> 00:09:17,760 Speaker 3: got the swag, that's got the swag. 165 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:21,800 Speaker 1: They can craft them however you want for those. 166 00:09:21,880 --> 00:09:25,160 Speaker 3: I usually use them for the tacos, the homemade tacos 167 00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:26,600 Speaker 3: that I make, the crunchy tacos. 168 00:09:26,840 --> 00:09:28,719 Speaker 1: But you cut these bad boys into triangles. 169 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:33,280 Speaker 3: Now, this is important because it gives you your mind 170 00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:37,719 Speaker 3: looks at these shapes, and geometry matters because you think, well, 171 00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:40,680 Speaker 3: that's like how they have them at the restaurant. So 172 00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:43,920 Speaker 3: then you fry them for about two minutes. About two 173 00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:48,160 Speaker 3: minutes they puff up slightly like they're very proud of 174 00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:51,840 Speaker 3: themselves that they have reached the higher level. 175 00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:53,080 Speaker 1: And then you remove them. 176 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:56,880 Speaker 3: Now you got to let that oil drain on in 177 00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:59,560 Speaker 3: a bowl with some paper towels, and then you got 178 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:04,280 Speaker 3: to salt them and then basking your own, uh, you know, 179 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:08,479 Speaker 3: cooking glory that you were able to do this domestically 180 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:11,360 Speaker 3: make these beautiful chips. So the burritos at this time 181 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:13,800 Speaker 3: were in the air fryer. The chips were frying. I 182 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:19,120 Speaker 3: was orchestrating a symphony of oil and culinary goodness. 183 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,120 Speaker 1: Everything was going beautifully. 184 00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:26,560 Speaker 3: Now, if everything continued to go beautifully, this would not 185 00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:29,240 Speaker 3: make the podcast, right, this would not make the vices. 186 00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:29,920 Speaker 1: That's right. 187 00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:32,719 Speaker 3: I see you nodding your head. I see Alf over 188 00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:35,079 Speaker 3: there in ferg Dog and mal the propka the burrito. 189 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,720 Speaker 3: At this time, remember it was air frying the burrito. 190 00:10:38,160 --> 00:10:42,080 Speaker 3: The chips were sizzling. At this point, I'm thinking, I'm 191 00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:45,040 Speaker 3: getting a Food Network special, Like I'm gonna do a 192 00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:50,360 Speaker 3: one time Food Network special overnight sports gas bag. Does 193 00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:52,760 Speaker 3: you know something something you We'll call it cooking with 194 00:10:52,960 --> 00:10:59,959 Speaker 3: mild Malar Hubris and then plot twist, because that's how 195 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:04,719 Speaker 3: life works. So I stepped away from the stove for 196 00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:07,959 Speaker 3: twenty seconds. It wasn't thirty seconds, it wasn't ten seconds, 197 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:12,400 Speaker 3: it was twenty seconds. Twenty seconds. Now, in the history 198 00:11:12,559 --> 00:11:19,000 Speaker 3: of humanity, empires have not fallen in twenty seconds kitchens, 199 00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:25,079 Speaker 3: that's a different story. So in my peripheral vision, literally 200 00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:30,240 Speaker 3: a side eye, I saw something flying buzzing around to 201 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:33,840 Speaker 3: my left hand side in the kitchen, and it was 202 00:11:34,520 --> 00:11:37,920 Speaker 3: kind of aggressive. At first, I thought, well, there's a 203 00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:40,320 Speaker 3: Is that a mosquito? Is that a fly? Is that 204 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:46,800 Speaker 3: a gnat? And it was particularly motivated. I thought this 205 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:52,000 Speaker 3: might be a masera B. And then another popped up 206 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:55,800 Speaker 3: in my peripheral vision, and another, And now I'm starting 207 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:58,160 Speaker 3: to think, well, this sounds like a This sounds like 208 00:11:58,160 --> 00:12:02,480 Speaker 3: it could be a Bible story. It's biblical HITCHCOCKI in right, 209 00:12:02,559 --> 00:12:09,400 Speaker 3: the kitchen had become an audition for the Bird's Suburban edition. 210 00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:12,439 Speaker 1: So what was it? 211 00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:18,520 Speaker 3: Well, upon further investigation by the Malar Investigative Bureau, and 212 00:12:18,559 --> 00:12:22,000 Speaker 3: when I mean investigation, I turned my head around in 213 00:12:22,559 --> 00:12:27,160 Speaker 3: mild panic, like I had found some kind of infestation 214 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:30,959 Speaker 3: of some flying something something. 215 00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:33,079 Speaker 1: Maybe it was a flying cockroach. 216 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:37,559 Speaker 3: It turned out that the paper towel that I had 217 00:12:37,559 --> 00:12:41,040 Speaker 3: placed near the stove to soak up the oil from 218 00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:43,920 Speaker 3: the chips, and decided that it. 219 00:12:43,880 --> 00:12:48,720 Speaker 1: Was ready to well get a little warmer. It caught fire. 220 00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:54,800 Speaker 3: Oh oh, the paper towels, it appears, are into attention. 221 00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:59,400 Speaker 3: They do not just smolder politely, No, no, no, they 222 00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:04,480 Speaker 3: burst into flame like they'd been waiting for some kind 223 00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:05,400 Speaker 3: of casting call. 224 00:13:05,520 --> 00:13:05,679 Speaker 1: Now. 225 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:10,400 Speaker 3: One second they were just there sucking up the oil, 226 00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:14,120 Speaker 3: the grease and all that, and the next they're auditioning 227 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:17,640 Speaker 3: for Backdraft three, the Mallard Burrito reckoning. 228 00:13:18,559 --> 00:13:22,920 Speaker 1: And it was amazing. I was like, Wow, this is wild, 229 00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:25,679 Speaker 1: and then it was horrifying at the same time. I 230 00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:28,040 Speaker 1: can't believe this happened or is happening. 231 00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:32,600 Speaker 3: And the flame went from a modest little flame to 232 00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:35,680 Speaker 3: an inferno in the time I was looking at it. 233 00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:41,040 Speaker 3: The chips, innocent little triangles of ambition were now caught 234 00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:46,920 Speaker 3: in the crossfire of this culinary disaster film. The stove 235 00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:49,240 Speaker 3: was kind of shaming me, like you should have stayed 236 00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:54,520 Speaker 3: over here, you know, And so I thought, like allways 237 00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:56,080 Speaker 3: things were talking to me and the stove. 238 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,200 Speaker 1: I know, the stove had been waiting for years just 239 00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:00,720 Speaker 1: to mock me, really kill me. 240 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:03,240 Speaker 3: You know, you and your little air fryer, hiah, you 241 00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:06,560 Speaker 3: and your little air fryer huh. Let's see how you 242 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:10,840 Speaker 3: handled the big boy stove. So for a split second, 243 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:13,599 Speaker 3: I in my head, I was like, well, this is 244 00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:15,360 Speaker 3: going to be the headline. I don't know that I'm 245 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:17,960 Speaker 3: big enough to make TMZ, but there'll be a headline somewhere. 246 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:22,280 Speaker 3: Overnight sports radio host taken down in flames by tortilla 247 00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:28,240 Speaker 3: chips video at eleven. So here's the thing though, about 248 00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:30,000 Speaker 3: being the type of person that I am, A bit 249 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:34,040 Speaker 3: neurotic type a personality when the worst happens. And I 250 00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:36,440 Speaker 3: learned this as a cub scout boy scout back in 251 00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:40,960 Speaker 3: the day. You're ready, You're prepared, Always be prepared. You're 252 00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:46,720 Speaker 3: someone that's rehearsed every doomsday scenario. You've done it in 253 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:50,760 Speaker 3: your head four thousand times. So I stayed calm, heard 254 00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:57,200 Speaker 3: the ghostly echo of Jim Carrey as Fireman Bill, let 255 00:14:57,320 --> 00:15:01,960 Speaker 3: me show you something, and suddenly I morphed. It was 256 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:08,200 Speaker 3: a metamorphosis into fire Marshall Bennie. I grabbed the plate. Yeah, 257 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,680 Speaker 3: I grabbed it with my bare hands. Not the wisest 258 00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:15,640 Speaker 3: idea burning paper towels flaming chips and all. 259 00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:17,280 Speaker 1: And then I marched. 260 00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:20,520 Speaker 3: Across the kitchen like I was carrying the Olympic torch, 261 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:24,560 Speaker 3: and I then proceeded to drop everything into the sink, 262 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:30,360 Speaker 3: cranked on the water full blast. There was a sizzle, 263 00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:37,000 Speaker 3: some steam, and then it was extinguished, and then I exhaled. 264 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:41,040 Speaker 3: The Malor mansion was saved to cook another day. The 265 00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:43,440 Speaker 3: burritos were fine, they were over in the air fire. 266 00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:49,360 Speaker 3: The chips, while heroic, they were soggy. We lost them 267 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:52,720 Speaker 3: to collateral damage. They life well lived. 268 00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:56,560 Speaker 1: However, we made a new batch. So that's a happy 269 00:15:56,600 --> 00:16:00,200 Speaker 1: part of the story. And let the record show those 270 00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:00,480 Speaker 1: of you. 271 00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:02,360 Speaker 3: That might be questioned, like Justin in Cincinnati and some 272 00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:05,720 Speaker 3: of your other knuckleheads, I am not a pyromaniac. 273 00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:09,640 Speaker 1: I am at worst a bug on the rug. But 274 00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:11,520 Speaker 1: I am not a firebug. I am not. 275 00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:14,600 Speaker 3: So afterwards, I stood there, I stared at the stove. 276 00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:18,520 Speaker 3: The stove looked at me. We had a moment, right, 277 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:21,720 Speaker 3: we had a moment, and I was like, hey, you 278 00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:24,920 Speaker 3: showed me stove, you showed me the airfire over there. 279 00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:26,880 Speaker 3: Said you should have stuck with me. You know this 280 00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:29,040 Speaker 3: wouldn't have happened. You just should have stuck with me. 281 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:33,280 Speaker 3: And the sink was over there, just hey, I'm here 282 00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:39,080 Speaker 3: if you have a problem again, And the tortillas were like, hey, hey, Fatty, 283 00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:41,880 Speaker 3: you left, you know, you abandon us. And I was 284 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:46,320 Speaker 3: reminded of that old saying that a watched pot never boils. 285 00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:50,440 Speaker 3: The second you look away, though, it becomes a volcano. 286 00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:53,360 Speaker 3: The second you look away, it becomes a volcano. So 287 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:56,640 Speaker 3: this is what I do. I end up yapping all 288 00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:59,320 Speaker 3: night and cooking one meal of the day and occasionally 289 00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:02,480 Speaker 3: making up a ree. Know, and I, in this case, 290 00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:09,399 Speaker 3: battled burning paper towels. I had to sacrifice some tortilla chips, 291 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:15,000 Speaker 3: but I didn't win the battle with inflation, one triangle 292 00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:15,960 Speaker 3: chip at a time. 293 00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:18,639 Speaker 1: And so there you go. 294 00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:20,280 Speaker 3: This is a small win. It's not a huge win. 295 00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:22,240 Speaker 3: I guess it's in some ways it's a bigger than 296 00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:24,119 Speaker 3: small win, because the house could have burned down if 297 00:17:24,119 --> 00:17:27,160 Speaker 3: I had really walked away, If I'd really walked away, 298 00:17:27,359 --> 00:17:32,480 Speaker 3: it's just me in the kitchen, fighting the little things 299 00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:34,960 Speaker 3: that pop up, the threats that are in the kitchen, 300 00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:37,480 Speaker 3: and the steaks. 301 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:40,119 Speaker 1: This was actually, you know, I look back on it, 302 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:43,359 Speaker 1: this could have been really bad It's wild how fast 303 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:49,320 Speaker 1: that fire once the point is reached of inferno. It's 304 00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:50,000 Speaker 1: pretty crazy. 305 00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:54,320 Speaker 3: But the burritos, I know you're very curious, excellent, the chips, 306 00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:56,320 Speaker 3: the second batch, very good. 307 00:17:57,359 --> 00:17:59,760 Speaker 1: The stove, we'll see some. 308 00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:04,120 Speaker 3: There on that, and I will keep my distance between 309 00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:05,680 Speaker 3: paper towels. 310 00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:07,840 Speaker 1: And the stove in the days to come. 311 00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:09,520 Speaker 3: All right, now, one other thing I wanted to get 312 00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:14,280 Speaker 3: to here, the Great Airborne Pajama Party as we turned 313 00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:17,280 Speaker 3: the page on the Fifth Hour podcast. So there was 314 00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:21,200 Speaker 3: a time before I was alive, back when the Boeing 315 00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:28,680 Speaker 3: seven seven still possessed this silvery mid century dignity, when 316 00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:31,960 Speaker 3: air travel was an event. We've all seen the video, 317 00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:34,560 Speaker 3: and I heard stories from my parents when I was 318 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:36,879 Speaker 3: a kid about what air travel was like and how 319 00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:39,920 Speaker 3: amazing it was, and the food was great and everyone 320 00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:43,000 Speaker 3: was polite and all that stuff. Get dressed up for it, 321 00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:45,320 Speaker 3: You put your church clothes on, you went out there, 322 00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:49,320 Speaker 3: You did it right, your technicals, whatever it is. You'd 323 00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:55,000 Speaker 3: arrived at the airport looking like a person of stature, 324 00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:59,159 Speaker 3: that you were an adult. There was a purpose there, 325 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:02,480 Speaker 3: and that you washed your clothes, you did what you 326 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:06,200 Speaker 3: needed to do. And if you've ever flown in recent times. 327 00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:11,440 Speaker 3: You know that the American Airport terminal has been downgraded 328 00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:18,600 Speaker 3: into a sprawling, fluorescent lit purgatory where there's a line 329 00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:21,160 Speaker 3: I don't even know if it exists anymore between I'm 330 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:24,080 Speaker 3: ready to take off and I just woke up in 331 00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:26,640 Speaker 3: the back of a dumpster and I smell like old 332 00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:30,000 Speaker 3: tuna fish and it's that thing. I think that line's 333 00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:32,879 Speaker 3: been permanently erased. So I mentioned this because the news 334 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:35,639 Speaker 3: this week the Tampa International Airport. Now, I've never flown 335 00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:38,600 Speaker 3: into the Tampa International Airport. I've been to Orlando and Miami. 336 00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:42,600 Speaker 3: I've not flown into the Tampa International Airport. Although just 337 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:46,560 Speaker 3: being in Florida, you know, there's some unique chaos that 338 00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:51,160 Speaker 3: goes on. And they issued a very cheeky ban this week. 339 00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:53,119 Speaker 1: I don't know if you saw it or not. You 340 00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:54,280 Speaker 1: did not, okay. 341 00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:59,640 Speaker 3: On pajamas and crocs, which is less than a It's 342 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,840 Speaker 3: less of policy shift and more of a cry for help. 343 00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:03,120 Speaker 1: Right, it is desperate. 344 00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:08,800 Speaker 3: It was theatrical, like a theatrical gas per air in 345 00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:15,080 Speaker 3: the era of the collapse of decorum and all that stuff. 346 00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:16,520 Speaker 3: I don't know what their word is, but we have 347 00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:19,560 Speaker 3: entered into the age of what I'll call goblin mode 348 00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:22,840 Speaker 3: at thirty thousand feet in the sky, and the view 349 00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:27,520 Speaker 3: from the window seat is increasingly obscured by the sheer, unwashed, 350 00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:32,440 Speaker 3: sadness of it all. Now, just to be clear, the 351 00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:37,640 Speaker 3: ban at the Tampa International Airport was known as a 352 00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:43,119 Speaker 3: pr stunt. Remember the Sigmund Freud line, there's a little 353 00:20:43,119 --> 00:20:45,600 Speaker 3: truth in every joke. There's a little truth in every joke, 354 00:20:46,359 --> 00:20:50,720 Speaker 3: And so this was a bit of a plea for society. 355 00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:56,560 Speaker 3: No one is actually going to bar the gates against 356 00:20:57,080 --> 00:21:02,639 Speaker 3: somebody that walks in with pajama bottoms, you know, the 357 00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:07,240 Speaker 3: stained hoddy, the whole thing there, the outfit which most 358 00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:09,159 Speaker 3: people wear when they go to the airport. However, the 359 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:12,199 Speaker 3: fact that we even have to ask people not to 360 00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:17,879 Speaker 3: treat the airport like their own unmade bed is quite 361 00:21:18,119 --> 00:21:22,600 Speaker 3: the look, a deep dive into the way things are 362 00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:29,000 Speaker 3: and how many are just bedrackled. So the debate normally 363 00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:32,200 Speaker 3: falls into two camps. You have the comfort crusaders versus 364 00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:38,560 Speaker 3: the elegant exiles. However, the real issue is not wardrobe. 365 00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:44,679 Speaker 3: It's not it's the hygiene that's the issue. Every man, 366 00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:47,880 Speaker 3: woman and child that has traveled a couple of times, 367 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:54,480 Speaker 3: or even once has been through that particular aeronautical horror movie, 368 00:21:54,560 --> 00:22:00,280 Speaker 3: the disheveled Jackwagon who settles into fourteen B and they 369 00:22:00,359 --> 00:22:05,280 Speaker 3: bring with them carry on that is a scent that 370 00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:05,840 Speaker 3: is so. 371 00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:10,440 Speaker 1: Foul, so profound, so toxic. 372 00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:15,520 Speaker 3: It's biohazardous, and you wonder if the EPA should be 373 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:21,600 Speaker 3: summoned alongside a group of flight attendants and air marshals. 374 00:22:22,119 --> 00:22:27,080 Speaker 3: And it is the swamp ass heard around the world. Now, 375 00:22:27,119 --> 00:22:30,880 Speaker 3: the airlines, of course, they are the architects of much 376 00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:35,280 Speaker 3: of this misery. There was deregulation in the nineteen seventies. 377 00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:37,960 Speaker 3: I know how bad deregulation screwed over the radio world, 378 00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:42,840 Speaker 3: but in the nineteen seventies there was deregulation for airlines. 379 00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:45,320 Speaker 3: And it's been about forty years. I think nineteen seventy 380 00:22:45,359 --> 00:22:47,560 Speaker 3: eight was the year. They have treated the human body 381 00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:54,200 Speaker 3: as something they can move like Plato around. They can 382 00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:57,280 Speaker 3: just make things smaller, even though people seem to be 383 00:22:57,320 --> 00:23:01,000 Speaker 3: getting bigger. They have squeezed us in to the average 384 00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:04,480 Speaker 3: of I believe it's twenty nine inches. These little airborne 385 00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:08,160 Speaker 3: coffins that you pay money to sit in. They've narrowed 386 00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:12,680 Speaker 3: everything and we are packed in like sardines in a tin. 387 00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:16,640 Speaker 3: And of course they charge fifty dollars for the privilege 388 00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:22,560 Speaker 3: of bringing a suitcase with you. So malor memo to Spirit, Southwest, Delta, 389 00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:25,560 Speaker 3: American Airlines and all the other airlines. When you treat 390 00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:29,000 Speaker 3: people like cattle, you cannot be surprised when they show 391 00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:32,400 Speaker 3: up smelling like the barn. Okay, and it's a problem. 392 00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:36,679 Speaker 3: So is it conceivable there's some kind of connection if 393 00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:40,639 Speaker 3: you stop shoving everyone in as many people as you 394 00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:42,680 Speaker 3: can get, piling on top of each other, maybe people 395 00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:46,439 Speaker 3: would actually take a shower. So you go to the airport, 396 00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:49,400 Speaker 3: this is the experience. You get grope by TSA. You're 397 00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:54,720 Speaker 3: then funneled into a seat that hasn't seen a vacuum 398 00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:57,920 Speaker 3: since Bill Clinton was in. 399 00:23:57,840 --> 00:23:59,920 Speaker 1: The White House and all that. 400 00:24:01,359 --> 00:24:04,640 Speaker 3: Then you've got people that are wearing the moo moo 401 00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:08,560 Speaker 3: on one side, right, And it's kind of understandable on 402 00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:09,200 Speaker 3: some level. 403 00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:11,320 Speaker 1: It's like feedback to the airlines. 404 00:24:11,359 --> 00:24:13,920 Speaker 3: But the airlines I read the other day they rake 405 00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:19,320 Speaker 3: in seven point two billion in baggage fees. Seven point 406 00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:23,000 Speaker 3: two billion in baggage fees that used to be free, 407 00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:25,280 Speaker 3: used to be Hey, you buy a ticket. You gotta 408 00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:31,600 Speaker 3: bring bags. Okay, we're good now, fifty bucks, fifty bucks. 409 00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:34,880 Speaker 1: A bag, Chi ching, chichang, chi ching. 410 00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:42,119 Speaker 3: And then we shrink into these ridiculous seats and you 411 00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:46,359 Speaker 3: staggered through terminals, the whole thing, and you. 412 00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:49,200 Speaker 1: Get your neck pillow and all those other crap. So 413 00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:52,760 Speaker 1: where do I fall? Where do I? Thanks for asking? 414 00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:58,600 Speaker 3: I fall on the side of the theatrical protest. If 415 00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:02,400 Speaker 3: we are going to be rammed in to these flying 416 00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:05,960 Speaker 3: aluminum tubes, if that's the world that we're in, the 417 00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:10,280 Speaker 3: least the least we can do is maintain the illusion 418 00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:16,480 Speaker 3: of humanity, right, So listen, if you have to wear crocs, 419 00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:20,640 Speaker 3: wear crocs if you must, though I don't know why 420 00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:22,840 Speaker 3: on God's green earth you'd want to do that, but 421 00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:26,719 Speaker 3: that's your thing. But for the love of all that 422 00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:29,439 Speaker 3: is holy, can you please wash them? 423 00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:30,359 Speaker 1: Right? 424 00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:34,040 Speaker 3: And if the airlines don't give us space, we must 425 00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:36,800 Speaker 3: at least give each other a sense of some kind 426 00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:44,560 Speaker 3: of decorum. And that madhouse at the gate is just no, 427 00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:48,439 Speaker 3: it's listen, don't do it. I saw that planes are 428 00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:54,680 Speaker 3: flying at eighty five percent capacity, and in terms of dignity, it's. 429 00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:59,159 Speaker 1: It's close to zero close to zero. So there was 430 00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:02,239 Speaker 1: a joke by the Tampa Airport and you know, it 431 00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:03,919 Speaker 1: was all a joke, but there's a little bit of 432 00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:05,640 Speaker 1: truth in that, a little bit of truth in that. 433 00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:08,240 Speaker 3: And you know, they can't mandate. I don't want the 434 00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:11,760 Speaker 3: government to mandate a dress code. I don't need that. 435 00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:16,080 Speaker 1: At the same time, though, it's gotta be a middle ground. 436 00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:21,360 Speaker 1: There's gotta be some kind of middle ground there that 437 00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:25,160 Speaker 1: we can all agree on. All right, I'm just. 438 00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:29,000 Speaker 3: Merely pointing that out there, you go, all right, it 439 00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:33,440 Speaker 3: is the Fifth Hour podcast. I know the combine has 440 00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:39,320 Speaker 3: been going on this week the Underwear Olympics are taking place, 441 00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:42,120 Speaker 3: and I did see some debate this week on how 442 00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:46,880 Speaker 3: long the combine is going to go on. And there's 443 00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:50,400 Speaker 3: some predictions that the thing's going to go away and 444 00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:51,800 Speaker 3: the next few. 445 00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:54,359 Speaker 1: Years is going to go away and all that, and 446 00:26:57,320 --> 00:27:01,119 Speaker 1: I it's such a it's such a headline grabber for 447 00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:04,560 Speaker 1: the NFL. Like I actually the argument that it's really 448 00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:07,520 Speaker 1: unnecessary now with the way the world is. 449 00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:11,399 Speaker 3: And you know, it's like, to me, the workout stuff's 450 00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:14,879 Speaker 3: not important. It's all about the news conferences. Like every 451 00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:17,360 Speaker 3: day it's been it's it's nugs week, as I called 452 00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:19,840 Speaker 3: it on the radio show. It's nuggets, NFL nuggets. 453 00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:23,400 Speaker 1: Every day you get a nugget, You get a nugget, 454 00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:24,320 Speaker 1: You get a nugget. 455 00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:28,560 Speaker 3: But like the stuff that actually happens on the the field, 456 00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:29,960 Speaker 3: I feel like it's. 457 00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:33,159 Speaker 1: Just a waste of time. There's a reason that Aaron 458 00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:38,760 Speaker 1: Glenn was snoozing. We did the the back on the 459 00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:43,000 Speaker 1: Friday Overnight show. Aaron Glenn was caught on camera sleeping 460 00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:47,680 Speaker 1: at the combine. And I, well, yeah, it's pretty it's 461 00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:50,080 Speaker 1: pretty boring. Now you're getting paid millions of dollars. You 462 00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:53,040 Speaker 1: should not do that, right, You should. You should try 463 00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:53,760 Speaker 1: to avoid that. 464 00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:59,080 Speaker 3: And you know, and these the fairy tales that come out, 465 00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:03,600 Speaker 3: the fairy tales come out of the combine. 466 00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:06,520 Speaker 1: I saw the story. It was the headline the other day. 467 00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:12,160 Speaker 3: Ty Simpson, the Alabama quarterback, gained twenty five pounds in two. 468 00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:13,160 Speaker 1: Months before the combine. 469 00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:16,399 Speaker 3: And I gotta tell you something, I gained more than 470 00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:19,480 Speaker 3: that back in the day, back in my big eating days. 471 00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:23,000 Speaker 3: You'll give me all you can eat, all the time, 472 00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:25,639 Speaker 3: and I am, I am going for it. 473 00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:29,399 Speaker 1: I am I'm in. I will not hold back. 474 00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:34,240 Speaker 3: And so Ty Simpsons said he ate no less than 475 00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:37,080 Speaker 3: three meals, often four meals, a lot of shakes. 476 00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:39,360 Speaker 1: He said, Get up, eat. 477 00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:44,040 Speaker 3: Drink chocolate, milk, eat lunch, eat the right meal, add 478 00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:48,360 Speaker 3: a shake, dinner, eating, adding a saladh blah blah blah blah. 479 00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:53,760 Speaker 3: I can gain more weight than that eating doughnuts. I 480 00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:57,440 Speaker 3: can eat the cupcake, the cookies, all that stuff. All right, Well, 481 00:28:57,440 --> 00:29:00,840 Speaker 3: get out on that note, have a wonderful rest your Saturday, 482 00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:04,080 Speaker 3: and we will hit you up on the mail bag 483 00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:07,480 Speaker 3: on Sunday. I hope you have a great end to 484 00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:10,640 Speaker 3: the month and we'll talk to you next time. 485 00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:16,280 Speaker 1: Asta pasta later, skater. I think I hit all the ones. 486 00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:20,080 Speaker 1: Did I miss anything? Danny Gee you killed it with 487 00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:25,280 Speaker 1: the knife? I think yeah. Aloha b folations.