Speaker 1: Nephew, what you got for us?
Speaker 2: You know, you know, you gotta be able to say
Speaker 2: what you want. You know, you gotta be able to
Speaker 2: see it. You gotta just call somebody and you gotta
Speaker 2: get it off your chest, say it with your chest
Speaker 2: as they say. So, you know. I'm just gonna call
Speaker 2: this young man and let him know. Hey, listen, young man,
Speaker 2: I want to date your mama.
Speaker 3: You know. Hey, it's all.
Speaker 2: And I'm coming to you like a man. I'm letting
Speaker 2: you know, young man, I want to date your mama,
Speaker 2: all right, And I say it strong and I say
Speaker 2: it with my chest. I want to date your mama.
Speaker 2: Let's go, cat dog, what mama's need? Love?
Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach I'm trying to reach
Speaker 3: Miss Burns.
Speaker 4: This is Jesus her Son.
Speaker 3: How you doing man? My name is Gordon. Gordon. I
Speaker 3: just recently joined the church man within the last month,
Speaker 3: and I was trying to get in touch with Ms Burns.
Speaker 3: I one of the members gave me a number, but
Speaker 3: I guess they must have gave me the wrong number.
Speaker 3: I guess it's it's a home number or what is this?
Speaker 4: Hold of Hello? Who is this again?
Speaker 3: My name is Gordon Gordon. I'm a new member at
Speaker 3: the church. It is this your number?
Speaker 4: Yeah, man, this is my phone number. I'm James, I'm
Speaker 4: a son.
Speaker 3: Oh that's your mom. Okay, that's your mother?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 3: Well yeah, my bad man. I was trying to get
Speaker 3: in touch with miss Barnes. Now is do you have
Speaker 3: a cell or a home number? Something I can get
Speaker 3: in touch with Ms Barnes.
Speaker 4: Wait till I tell me to your name? Is what? Gordon?
Speaker 3: Gordon Gordon not just join the church, man, so I
Speaker 3: might not have met you yet. James, Okay, Well, God
Speaker 3: bless you man, Thank you man. I appreciate it. Anyway,
Speaker 3: I could get your mom's home number from me.
Speaker 4: I mean you're just joined the church. I mean I
Speaker 4: don't I don't say why you wouldn't be able to
Speaker 4: talk to it. I mean, is there anything? Is there
Speaker 4: a message I could pass on to it? Though?
Speaker 3: Well? Yeah, I mean I'm trying to see if it's
Speaker 3: all right for uh for me to take her out.
Speaker 3: I've been seeing her for the last Hold up, hold up.
Speaker 4: Hold up, hold up, holdo tell about that you you
Speaker 4: were just sending you a new member to the church,
Speaker 4: and somebody gave you or they were attempting to give
Speaker 4: you my mother's number, and you're asking me if you
Speaker 4: could take an out.
Speaker 3: Man, Well, I wasn't asking you. I thought I had
Speaker 3: her phone number. I guess they give me your number
Speaker 3: by mistake. You know, That's my reason for Carl. I
Speaker 3: thought I was gonna get her. I want to take
Speaker 3: her out, you know, maybe to dinner or something.
Speaker 4: Well, I'll be quite honest, man, I just came back
Speaker 4: on from overseas, from fighting and everything. Man, And I mean,
Speaker 4: you know, my pops just passed away not too long ago.
Speaker 4: And I ain't you know, I ain't too keen on
Speaker 4: my mama going out with somebody. Besides, you don't even
Speaker 4: sound like you. Hey, she in the sixties. Man, old
Speaker 4: are you? Man?
Speaker 3: I'm thirty six?
Speaker 4: The hell out of here? You How old?
Speaker 3: Man, I'm thirty six, I'm thirty four.
Speaker 4: What is you doing? You do realize my mom is
Speaker 4: pushing sixty, right?
Speaker 3: But you know what, man, I look at it like James, right, James,
Speaker 3: I look at it like it's you know heyes, ain't number,
Speaker 3: but the number, man, it wasn't in your heart man,
Speaker 3: And how you carry yourself? You know?
Speaker 4: Yeah, But my mother Hey, but my MoMA ain't no
Speaker 4: cougar like that, and I know she ain't coming after you,
Speaker 4: all right now. I remember telling me that she tried
Speaker 4: some new things at this church, but going out with
Speaker 4: some thirty thirty How are you you do a baby matter?
Speaker 4: I'm thirty.
Speaker 3: I'm thirty six.
Speaker 4: Dude, Man, you like my brother or something. Man, ain't
Speaker 4: nowhere in the world. My mama gonna be danged. Okay, okay,
Speaker 4: let me say this. Man.
Speaker 3: First of all, I ain't even know if calling you.
Speaker 3: Second of all, I'm calling to speak with her. I'm
Speaker 3: not calling trying to get permission from you. Ms. Burns
Speaker 3: is a grown woman.
Speaker 4: Whoa whoa, whoa talking about that? I don't think you
Speaker 4: heard me, man, I just came back from fighting over see.
Speaker 4: My pops passed away not too long ago.
Speaker 3: I am the.
Speaker 4: Man at the house. Let's get that straight right now,
Speaker 4: all right. I don't care if I'm still living at
Speaker 4: home or not. I'm the man of this house, all right.
Speaker 4: You calling to ask my mama on a date? Yeah,
Speaker 4: you might as well just stick to church, doog, because
Speaker 4: you know, as I said, be blessed, but it ain't
Speaker 4: gonna be no blessing from me to you. I tell
Speaker 4: you that right now.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm not looking for a blessing from you at all.
Speaker 2: Bro.
Speaker 3: You might know I'm blessed sec but I respect the
Speaker 3: fact that you've been overseas and you've been fighting for
Speaker 3: this country. Okay, But if I decide I want to
Speaker 3: feak to Miss Burns about going out, I say Miss
Speaker 3: Burns has every right to decide if she would like
Speaker 3: to go out with Gordon's or not, and Gordon wants
Speaker 3: to take her out.
Speaker 4: I took it up. Hold it up, Look, bro, I
Speaker 4: don't care how old you say you are, all right,
Speaker 4: Number one, you're too young, as I already mentioned. All right,
Speaker 4: this ain't going down with.
Speaker 2: You and mama.
Speaker 4: I'm straight up, hey man, that's for your mama to decide. No, no, no,
Speaker 4: you bring up my mama. You letting the word your
Speaker 4: mama come out your mouth again, that's gonna get you up,
Speaker 4: all right. I don't know where you're from. I don't
Speaker 4: care how old you are.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sick.
Speaker 4: I know what church my mama go to and and
Speaker 4: it ain't gonna be her and you you ain't gonna
Speaker 4: be asking her out, all right. I don't care what
Speaker 4: it takes. I would show up on Sunday, catch up
Speaker 4: in the pul pit or wherever you're gonna be sitting
Speaker 4: in the back of the choir. It don't matter something
Speaker 4: is going down. You would not gonna get with my
Speaker 4: mama like that, you got.
Speaker 3: That's something for your mama to decide. If your mama
Speaker 3: want to go out with me to have dinner. I
Speaker 3: ain't nothing wrong.
Speaker 4: With that, man. I'm tim of deciding it right now.
Speaker 4: It ain't gonna happen. I told you before, be blessed
Speaker 4: or get your whoop. You got two choices, all right.
Speaker 4: I didn't fight. Let's see three years to come back
Speaker 4: and also deal with my daddy died and then come back.
Speaker 4: I'm suffering from PSD. Dog, I don't know what I'm
Speaker 4: gonna do unless you want to get it like that.
Speaker 4: Suffer from on a PSD post traumatic stress syndrome, and
Speaker 4: I will release all that on you got that one.
Speaker 4: I don't play it.
Speaker 3: Hey, man, listen, I don't want no trouble.
Speaker 4: It don't matter to me.
Speaker 3: You can count you, okay, Look man, listen, I ain't
Speaker 3: trying to have no trouble out you man, all I'm
Speaker 3: finna say. Is this right here? I'ma I talk to
Speaker 3: you mom on Sunday. Okay, you ain't gonna talk to me?
Speaker 4: Are you not hearing me?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 4: Go I'm crazy right now? Okay?
Speaker 3: Can I say this? Can I say one more thing
Speaker 3: for you?
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 3: For you explode?
Speaker 4: You ain't got nothing else to say.
Speaker 3: I got one more thing before you exploded?
Speaker 4: Man? Is you listening?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Man, James?
Speaker 3: What hey? Man? I want to tell you this.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 3: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morney Show.
Speaker 3: Your Mama, I got me the brank phone call.
Speaker 4: You ghet them out of here.
Speaker 3: This is who Hey man, This is nephew Tommy from
Speaker 3: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man, your mama told me.
Speaker 3: She said, my son been overseas, he's been fighting. I'm
Speaker 3: glad to have him home. She said. We got that
Speaker 3: fact in the spirit of laughing.
Speaker 4: Man, my mama, are you Are you kidding me?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 4: We got you good. We listened to this show overseas. Man.
Speaker 3: First of all, I got to say thank you for
Speaker 3: fighting for this country. I want to ask you one
Speaker 3: more thing. What is the baddest and I mean the
Speaker 3: baddest radio show?
Speaker 4: In the land, man, nothing but the Steve Harvey more
Speaker 4: than this show. You get it over season in the States.
Speaker 4: Thanks man, what's the proud?
Speaker 2: Proud? Anybody got proud? I want to date boy, mama?
Speaker 4: Okay, you say anything.
Speaker 3: You're freak about it.
Speaker 2: I say anything, and I'm the first one over here.
Speaker 2: You better not come up on me talking about you
Speaker 2: want to date my mama. Mama to town, you get
Speaker 2: to go to church, and you get to go fishing.
Speaker 2: Now you're not going nowhere else. Okay, that's what your mom.
Speaker 2: Church and fishing. That's all you get to dip. I'm
Speaker 2: the parent now. I am the parent. You are the child.
Speaker 2: Now I take care of you. Yeah, you're gonna do
Speaker 2: it my rules. Yes, yes, yes, if you're listening, mama,
Speaker 2: I love you girl. You're about to be eighty four. Girl,
Speaker 2: you're about to be eighty four years April.
Speaker 4: Man, blessie.
Speaker 2: And the healthiest one in the family is you go
Speaker 2: to the gym with my mama. Y'all be on the floor, boy,
Speaker 2: sucking and blowing like, oh my god, what do we doing?
Speaker 2: Mama mo mama mos got it going on. That's she
Speaker 2: that's my baby right there. First woman, I ever loved
Speaker 2: right there my mama.
Speaker 1: Yeah, most right, nobody.
Speaker 2: You know what's a blessing When your mama and your
Speaker 2: wife get along and they have a great relationship. That
Speaker 2: is a beautiful thing. Because I see some friends like
Speaker 2: y'all going through over there, buddy, my mama and my
Speaker 2: wife love each other. I'm done ranting.
Speaker 1: It's all good. You can rent.
Speaker 3: It's all good.
Speaker 2: A little Mother's Day moment right there. You know what
Speaker 2: I mean, Mother's Day, A little.
Speaker 3: You did.
Speaker 1: It's all good, all right. Well, coming up next it
Speaker 1: is my strawberry letter and the subject is I can't
Speaker 1: wait for you guys to hear this letter. My honey
Speaker 1: and my hobby are friends because it's not what you think. Okay,
Speaker 1: we'll get into that right after this.
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