WEBVTT - I Wanna Date Yo Mama - 2.5.26

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<v Speaker 1>Nephew, what you got for us?

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<v Speaker 2>You know, you know, you gotta be able to say

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<v Speaker 2>what you want. You know, you gotta be able to

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<v Speaker 2>see it. You gotta just call somebody and you gotta

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<v Speaker 2>get it off your chest, say it with your chest

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<v Speaker 2>as they say. So, you know. I'm just gonna call

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<v Speaker 2>this young man and let him know. Hey, listen, young man,

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<v Speaker 2>I want to date your mama.

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<v Speaker 3>You know. Hey, it's all.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm coming to you like a man. I'm letting

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<v Speaker 2>you know, young man, I want to date your mama,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, And I say it strong and I say

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<v Speaker 2>it with my chest. I want to date your mama.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go, cat dog, what mama's need? Love?

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach I'm trying to reach

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<v Speaker 3>Miss Burns.

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<v Speaker 4>This is Jesus her Son.

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<v Speaker 3>How you doing man? My name is Gordon. Gordon. I

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<v Speaker 3>just recently joined the church man within the last month,

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<v Speaker 3>and I was trying to get in touch with Ms Burns.

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<v Speaker 3>I one of the members gave me a number, but

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<v Speaker 3>I guess they must have gave me the wrong number.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess it's it's a home number or what is this?

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<v Speaker 4>Hold of Hello? Who is this again?

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<v Speaker 3>My name is Gordon Gordon. I'm a new member at

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<v Speaker 3>the church. It is this your number?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, man, this is my phone number. I'm James, I'm

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<v Speaker 4>a son.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's your mom. Okay, that's your mother?

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<v Speaker 4>Right?

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<v Speaker 2>All right?

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<v Speaker 3>Well yeah, my bad man. I was trying to get

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<v Speaker 3>in touch with miss Barnes. Now is do you have

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<v Speaker 3>a cell or a home number? Something I can get

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<v Speaker 3>in touch with Ms Barnes.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait till I tell me to your name? Is what? Gordon?

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<v Speaker 3>Gordon Gordon not just join the church, man, so I

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<v Speaker 3>might not have met you yet. James, Okay, Well, God

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<v Speaker 3>bless you man, Thank you man. I appreciate it. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 3>I could get your mom's home number from me.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean you're just joined the church. I mean I

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<v Speaker 4>don't I don't say why you wouldn't be able to

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<v Speaker 4>talk to it. I mean, is there anything? Is there

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<v Speaker 4>a message I could pass on to it? Though?

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<v Speaker 3>Well? Yeah, I mean I'm trying to see if it's

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<v Speaker 3>all right for uh for me to take her out.

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<v Speaker 3>I've been seeing her for the last Hold up, hold up.

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<v Speaker 4>Hold up, hold up, holdo tell about that you you

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<v Speaker 4>were just sending you a new member to the church,

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<v Speaker 4>and somebody gave you or they were attempting to give

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<v Speaker 4>you my mother's number, and you're asking me if you

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<v Speaker 4>could take an out.

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<v Speaker 3>Man, Well, I wasn't asking you. I thought I had

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<v Speaker 3>her phone number. I guess they give me your number

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<v Speaker 3>by mistake. You know, That's my reason for Carl. I

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<v Speaker 3>thought I was gonna get her. I want to take

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<v Speaker 3>her out, you know, maybe to dinner or something.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I'll be quite honest, man, I just came back

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<v Speaker 4>on from overseas, from fighting and everything. Man, And I mean,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, my pops just passed away not too long ago.

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<v Speaker 4>And I ain't you know, I ain't too keen on

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<v Speaker 4>my mama going out with somebody. Besides, you don't even

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<v Speaker 4>sound like you. Hey, she in the sixties. Man, old

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<v Speaker 4>are you? Man?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm thirty six?

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<v Speaker 4>The hell out of here? You How old?

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<v Speaker 3>Man, I'm thirty six, I'm thirty four.

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<v Speaker 4>What is you doing? You do realize my mom is

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<v Speaker 4>pushing sixty, right?

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<v Speaker 3>But you know what, man, I look at it like James, right, James,

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<v Speaker 3>I look at it like it's you know heyes, ain't number,

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<v Speaker 3>but the number, man, it wasn't in your heart man,

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<v Speaker 3>And how you carry yourself? You know?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, But my mother Hey, but my MoMA ain't no

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<v Speaker 4>cougar like that, and I know she ain't coming after you,

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<v Speaker 4>all right now. I remember telling me that she tried

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<v Speaker 4>some new things at this church, but going out with

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<v Speaker 4>some thirty thirty How are you you do a baby matter?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm thirty.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm thirty six.

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<v Speaker 4>Dude, Man, you like my brother or something. Man, ain't

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<v Speaker 4>nowhere in the world. My mama gonna be danged. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 4>let me say this. Man.

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<v Speaker 3>First of all, I ain't even know if calling you.

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<v Speaker 3>Second of all, I'm calling to speak with her. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>not calling trying to get permission from you. Ms. Burns

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<v Speaker 3>is a grown woman.

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<v Speaker 4>Whoa whoa, whoa talking about that? I don't think you

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<v Speaker 4>heard me, man, I just came back from fighting over see.

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<v Speaker 4>My pops passed away not too long ago.

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<v Speaker 3>I am the.

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<v Speaker 4>Man at the house. Let's get that straight right now,

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<v Speaker 4>all right. I don't care if I'm still living at

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<v Speaker 4>home or not. I'm the man of this house, all right.

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<v Speaker 4>You calling to ask my mama on a date? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>you might as well just stick to church, doog, because

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<v Speaker 4>you know, as I said, be blessed, but it ain't

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<v Speaker 4>gonna be no blessing from me to you. I tell

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<v Speaker 4>you that right now.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I'm not looking for a blessing from you at all.

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<v Speaker 2>Bro.

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<v Speaker 3>You might know I'm blessed sec but I respect the

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<v Speaker 3>fact that you've been overseas and you've been fighting for

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<v Speaker 3>this country. Okay, But if I decide I want to

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<v Speaker 3>feak to Miss Burns about going out, I say Miss

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<v Speaker 3>Burns has every right to decide if she would like

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<v Speaker 3>to go out with Gordon's or not, and Gordon wants

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<v Speaker 3>to take her out.

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<v Speaker 4>I took it up. Hold it up, Look, bro, I

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<v Speaker 4>don't care how old you say you are, all right,

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<v Speaker 4>Number one, you're too young, as I already mentioned. All right,

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<v Speaker 4>this ain't going down with.

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<v Speaker 2>You and mama.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm straight up, hey man, that's for your mama to decide. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 4>you bring up my mama. You letting the word your

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<v Speaker 4>mama come out your mouth again, that's gonna get you up,

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<v Speaker 4>all right. I don't know where you're from. I don't

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<v Speaker 4>care how old you are.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm pretty sick.

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<v Speaker 4>I know what church my mama go to and and

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<v Speaker 4>it ain't gonna be her and you you ain't gonna

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<v Speaker 4>be asking her out, all right. I don't care what

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<v Speaker 4>it takes. I would show up on Sunday, catch up

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<v Speaker 4>in the pul pit or wherever you're gonna be sitting

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<v Speaker 4>in the back of the choir. It don't matter something

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<v Speaker 4>is going down. You would not gonna get with my

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<v Speaker 4>mama like that, you got.

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<v Speaker 3>That's something for your mama to decide. If your mama

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<v Speaker 3>want to go out with me to have dinner. I

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<v Speaker 3>ain't nothing wrong.

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<v Speaker 4>With that, man. I'm tim of deciding it right now.

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<v Speaker 4>It ain't gonna happen. I told you before, be blessed

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<v Speaker 4>or get your whoop. You got two choices, all right.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't fight. Let's see three years to come back

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<v Speaker 4>and also deal with my daddy died and then come back.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm suffering from PSD. Dog, I don't know what I'm

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<v Speaker 4>gonna do unless you want to get it like that.

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<v Speaker 4>Suffer from on a PSD post traumatic stress syndrome, and

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<v Speaker 4>I will release all that on you got that one.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't play it.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, man, listen, I don't want no trouble.

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<v Speaker 4>It don't matter to me.

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<v Speaker 3>You can count you, okay, Look man, listen, I ain't

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<v Speaker 3>trying to have no trouble out you man, all I'm

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<v Speaker 3>finna say. Is this right here? I'ma I talk to

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<v Speaker 3>you mom on Sunday. Okay, you ain't gonna talk to me?

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<v Speaker 4>Are you not hearing me?

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<v Speaker 2>Man?

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<v Speaker 4>Go I'm crazy right now? Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>Can I say this? Can I say one more thing

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<v Speaker 3>for you?

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<v Speaker 4>Man?

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<v Speaker 3>For you explode?

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<v Speaker 4>You ain't got nothing else to say.

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<v Speaker 3>I got one more thing before you exploded?

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<v Speaker 4>Man? Is you listening?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Man, James?

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<v Speaker 3>What hey? Man? I want to tell you this.

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<v Speaker 4>Man.

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<v Speaker 3>This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morney Show.

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<v Speaker 3>Your Mama, I got me the brank phone call.

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<v Speaker 4>You ghet them out of here.

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<v Speaker 3>This is who Hey man, This is nephew Tommy from

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<v Speaker 3>the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man, your mama told me.

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<v Speaker 3>She said, my son been overseas, he's been fighting. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>glad to have him home. She said. We got that

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<v Speaker 3>fact in the spirit of laughing.

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<v Speaker 4>Man, my mama, are you Are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 3>Man?

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<v Speaker 4>We got you good. We listened to this show overseas. Man.

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<v Speaker 3>First of all, I got to say thank you for

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<v Speaker 3>fighting for this country. I want to ask you one

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<v Speaker 3>more thing. What is the baddest and I mean the

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<v Speaker 3>baddest radio show?

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<v Speaker 4>In the land, man, nothing but the Steve Harvey more

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<v Speaker 4>than this show. You get it over season in the States.

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<v Speaker 4>Thanks man, what's the proud?

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<v Speaker 2>Proud? Anybody got proud? I want to date boy, mama?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, you say anything.

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<v Speaker 3>You're freak about it.

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<v Speaker 2>I say anything, and I'm the first one over here.

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<v Speaker 2>You better not come up on me talking about you

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<v Speaker 2>want to date my mama. Mama to town, you get

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<v Speaker 2>to go to church, and you get to go fishing.

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<v Speaker 2>Now you're not going nowhere else. Okay, that's what your mom.

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<v Speaker 2>Church and fishing. That's all you get to dip. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>the parent now. I am the parent. You are the child.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I take care of you. Yeah, you're gonna do

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<v Speaker 2>it my rules. Yes, yes, yes, if you're listening, mama,

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<v Speaker 2>I love you girl. You're about to be eighty four. Girl,

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<v Speaker 2>you're about to be eighty four years April.

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<v Speaker 4>Man, blessie.

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<v Speaker 2>And the healthiest one in the family is you go

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<v Speaker 2>to the gym with my mama. Y'all be on the floor, boy,

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<v Speaker 2>sucking and blowing like, oh my god, what do we doing?

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<v Speaker 2>Mama mo mama mos got it going on. That's she

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<v Speaker 2>that's my baby right there. First woman, I ever loved

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<v Speaker 2>right there my mama.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, most right, nobody.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what's a blessing When your mama and your

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<v Speaker 2>wife get along and they have a great relationship. That

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<v Speaker 2>is a beautiful thing. Because I see some friends like

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<v Speaker 2>y'all going through over there, buddy, my mama and my

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<v Speaker 2>wife love each other. I'm done ranting.

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<v Speaker 1>It's all good. You can rent.

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<v Speaker 3>It's all good.

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<v Speaker 2>A little Mother's Day moment right there. You know what

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, Mother's Day, A little.

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<v Speaker 3>You did.

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<v Speaker 1>It's all good, all right. Well, coming up next it

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<v Speaker 1>is my strawberry letter and the subject is I can't

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<v Speaker 1>wait for you guys to hear this letter. My honey

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<v Speaker 1>and my hobby are friends because it's not what you think. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll get into that right after this.

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