1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:01,240 Speaker 1: Nephew, what you got for us? 2 00:00:01,480 --> 00:00:03,360 Speaker 2: You know, you know, you gotta be able to say 3 00:00:03,360 --> 00:00:05,240 Speaker 2: what you want. You know, you gotta be able to 4 00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:07,080 Speaker 2: see it. You gotta just call somebody and you gotta 5 00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:08,840 Speaker 2: get it off your chest, say it with your chest 6 00:00:08,880 --> 00:00:10,800 Speaker 2: as they say. So, you know. I'm just gonna call 7 00:00:10,840 --> 00:00:14,280 Speaker 2: this young man and let him know. Hey, listen, young man, 8 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:16,720 Speaker 2: I want to date your mama. 9 00:00:17,360 --> 00:00:20,200 Speaker 3: You know. Hey, it's all. 10 00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:22,280 Speaker 2: And I'm coming to you like a man. I'm letting 11 00:00:22,280 --> 00:00:24,400 Speaker 2: you know, young man, I want to date your mama, 12 00:00:24,800 --> 00:00:27,000 Speaker 2: all right, And I say it strong and I say 13 00:00:27,040 --> 00:00:29,240 Speaker 2: it with my chest. I want to date your mama. 14 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:32,080 Speaker 2: Let's go, cat dog, what mama's need? Love? 15 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:35,680 Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach I'm trying to reach 16 00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:36,440 Speaker 3: Miss Burns. 17 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:37,680 Speaker 4: This is Jesus her Son. 18 00:00:38,479 --> 00:00:41,279 Speaker 3: How you doing man? My name is Gordon. Gordon. I 19 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:43,800 Speaker 3: just recently joined the church man within the last month, 20 00:00:43,880 --> 00:00:46,080 Speaker 3: and I was trying to get in touch with Ms Burns. 21 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:47,839 Speaker 3: I one of the members gave me a number, but 22 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:49,920 Speaker 3: I guess they must have gave me the wrong number. 23 00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:52,800 Speaker 3: I guess it's it's a home number or what is this? 24 00:00:53,040 --> 00:00:55,560 Speaker 4: Hold of Hello? Who is this again? 25 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:59,080 Speaker 3: My name is Gordon Gordon. I'm a new member at 26 00:00:59,120 --> 00:01:02,360 Speaker 3: the church. It is this your number? 27 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:04,440 Speaker 4: Yeah, man, this is my phone number. I'm James, I'm 28 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:04,920 Speaker 4: a son. 29 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:07,120 Speaker 3: Oh that's your mom. Okay, that's your mother? 30 00:01:07,319 --> 00:01:07,479 Speaker 4: Right? 31 00:01:07,520 --> 00:01:07,840 Speaker 2: All right? 32 00:01:07,880 --> 00:01:09,479 Speaker 3: Well yeah, my bad man. I was trying to get 33 00:01:09,480 --> 00:01:11,160 Speaker 3: in touch with miss Barnes. Now is do you have 34 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:13,920 Speaker 3: a cell or a home number? Something I can get 35 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:14,880 Speaker 3: in touch with Ms Barnes. 36 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:18,960 Speaker 4: Wait till I tell me to your name? Is what? Gordon? 37 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:21,960 Speaker 3: Gordon Gordon not just join the church, man, so I 38 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:24,280 Speaker 3: might not have met you yet. James, Okay, Well, God 39 00:01:24,360 --> 00:01:27,600 Speaker 3: bless you man, Thank you man. I appreciate it. Anyway, 40 00:01:27,640 --> 00:01:29,560 Speaker 3: I could get your mom's home number from me. 41 00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:34,120 Speaker 4: I mean you're just joined the church. I mean I 42 00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:36,120 Speaker 4: don't I don't say why you wouldn't be able to 43 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:37,720 Speaker 4: talk to it. I mean, is there anything? Is there 44 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:39,360 Speaker 4: a message I could pass on to it? Though? 45 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:43,240 Speaker 3: Well? Yeah, I mean I'm trying to see if it's 46 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:46,760 Speaker 3: all right for uh for me to take her out. 47 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:49,880 Speaker 3: I've been seeing her for the last Hold up, hold up. 48 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:52,800 Speaker 4: Hold up, hold up, holdo tell about that you you 49 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:54,760 Speaker 4: were just sending you a new member to the church, 50 00:01:55,600 --> 00:01:59,800 Speaker 4: and somebody gave you or they were attempting to give 51 00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:02,120 Speaker 4: you my mother's number, and you're asking me if you 52 00:02:02,120 --> 00:02:02,920 Speaker 4: could take an out. 53 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:05,920 Speaker 3: Man, Well, I wasn't asking you. I thought I had 54 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:07,840 Speaker 3: her phone number. I guess they give me your number 55 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:10,359 Speaker 3: by mistake. You know, That's my reason for Carl. I 56 00:02:10,360 --> 00:02:11,959 Speaker 3: thought I was gonna get her. I want to take 57 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:13,680 Speaker 3: her out, you know, maybe to dinner or something. 58 00:02:14,080 --> 00:02:16,359 Speaker 4: Well, I'll be quite honest, man, I just came back 59 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:20,160 Speaker 4: on from overseas, from fighting and everything. Man, And I mean, 60 00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:23,160 Speaker 4: you know, my pops just passed away not too long ago. 61 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:25,560 Speaker 4: And I ain't you know, I ain't too keen on 62 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:29,280 Speaker 4: my mama going out with somebody. Besides, you don't even 63 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:32,240 Speaker 4: sound like you. Hey, she in the sixties. Man, old 64 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:32,680 Speaker 4: are you? Man? 65 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:33,880 Speaker 3: I'm thirty six? 66 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:36,280 Speaker 4: The hell out of here? You How old? 67 00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:38,920 Speaker 3: Man, I'm thirty six, I'm thirty four. 68 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:42,000 Speaker 4: What is you doing? You do realize my mom is 69 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:43,040 Speaker 4: pushing sixty, right? 70 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:46,720 Speaker 3: But you know what, man, I look at it like James, right, James, 71 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:49,000 Speaker 3: I look at it like it's you know heyes, ain't number, 72 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:51,200 Speaker 3: but the number, man, it wasn't in your heart man, 73 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:52,480 Speaker 3: And how you carry yourself? You know? 74 00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:55,560 Speaker 4: Yeah, But my mother Hey, but my MoMA ain't no 75 00:02:55,639 --> 00:02:58,160 Speaker 4: cougar like that, and I know she ain't coming after you, 76 00:02:58,480 --> 00:03:00,520 Speaker 4: all right now. I remember telling me that she tried 77 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:03,160 Speaker 4: some new things at this church, but going out with 78 00:03:03,240 --> 00:03:07,399 Speaker 4: some thirty thirty How are you you do a baby matter? 79 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:08,480 Speaker 4: I'm thirty. 80 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:09,480 Speaker 3: I'm thirty six. 81 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:12,680 Speaker 4: Dude, Man, you like my brother or something. Man, ain't 82 00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:15,560 Speaker 4: nowhere in the world. My mama gonna be danged. Okay, okay, 83 00:03:16,520 --> 00:03:17,320 Speaker 4: let me say this. Man. 84 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:18,960 Speaker 3: First of all, I ain't even know if calling you. 85 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:21,359 Speaker 3: Second of all, I'm calling to speak with her. I'm 86 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:24,480 Speaker 3: not calling trying to get permission from you. Ms. Burns 87 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:25,200 Speaker 3: is a grown woman. 88 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:28,919 Speaker 4: Whoa whoa, whoa talking about that? I don't think you 89 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,160 Speaker 4: heard me, man, I just came back from fighting over see. 90 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:33,880 Speaker 4: My pops passed away not too long ago. 91 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:34,639 Speaker 3: I am the. 92 00:03:34,639 --> 00:03:36,920 Speaker 4: Man at the house. Let's get that straight right now, 93 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:38,920 Speaker 4: all right. I don't care if I'm still living at 94 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:41,119 Speaker 4: home or not. I'm the man of this house, all right. 95 00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:44,520 Speaker 4: You calling to ask my mama on a date? Yeah, 96 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:46,600 Speaker 4: you might as well just stick to church, doog, because 97 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:48,839 Speaker 4: you know, as I said, be blessed, but it ain't 98 00:03:48,840 --> 00:03:51,920 Speaker 4: gonna be no blessing from me to you. I tell 99 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:52,680 Speaker 4: you that right now. 100 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:56,080 Speaker 3: Okay, I'm not looking for a blessing from you at all. 101 00:03:56,160 --> 00:03:56,320 Speaker 2: Bro. 102 00:03:56,480 --> 00:04:00,240 Speaker 3: You might know I'm blessed sec but I respect the 103 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:02,440 Speaker 3: fact that you've been overseas and you've been fighting for 104 00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:05,160 Speaker 3: this country. Okay, But if I decide I want to 105 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:07,800 Speaker 3: feak to Miss Burns about going out, I say Miss 106 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:10,240 Speaker 3: Burns has every right to decide if she would like 107 00:04:10,320 --> 00:04:13,160 Speaker 3: to go out with Gordon's or not, and Gordon wants 108 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:13,800 Speaker 3: to take her out. 109 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:17,120 Speaker 4: I took it up. Hold it up, Look, bro, I 110 00:04:17,160 --> 00:04:19,240 Speaker 4: don't care how old you say you are, all right, 111 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:22,160 Speaker 4: Number one, you're too young, as I already mentioned. All right, 112 00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:24,039 Speaker 4: this ain't going down with. 113 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:24,760 Speaker 2: You and mama. 114 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:29,160 Speaker 4: I'm straight up, hey man, that's for your mama to decide. No, no, no, 115 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:32,080 Speaker 4: you bring up my mama. You letting the word your 116 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:35,000 Speaker 4: mama come out your mouth again, that's gonna get you up, 117 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:37,560 Speaker 4: all right. I don't know where you're from. I don't 118 00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:39,120 Speaker 4: care how old you are. 119 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:40,160 Speaker 3: I'm pretty sick. 120 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:42,599 Speaker 4: I know what church my mama go to and and 121 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:45,040 Speaker 4: it ain't gonna be her and you you ain't gonna 122 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:47,520 Speaker 4: be asking her out, all right. I don't care what 123 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:50,840 Speaker 4: it takes. I would show up on Sunday, catch up 124 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:53,800 Speaker 4: in the pul pit or wherever you're gonna be sitting 125 00:04:53,839 --> 00:04:56,400 Speaker 4: in the back of the choir. It don't matter something 126 00:04:56,480 --> 00:04:58,680 Speaker 4: is going down. You would not gonna get with my 127 00:04:58,760 --> 00:04:59,880 Speaker 4: mama like that, you got. 128 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:02,360 Speaker 3: That's something for your mama to decide. If your mama 129 00:05:02,400 --> 00:05:04,240 Speaker 3: want to go out with me to have dinner. I 130 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:05,040 Speaker 3: ain't nothing wrong. 131 00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:07,840 Speaker 4: With that, man. I'm tim of deciding it right now. 132 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:11,240 Speaker 4: It ain't gonna happen. I told you before, be blessed 133 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:14,320 Speaker 4: or get your whoop. You got two choices, all right. 134 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:18,119 Speaker 4: I didn't fight. Let's see three years to come back 135 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:21,520 Speaker 4: and also deal with my daddy died and then come back. 136 00:05:21,760 --> 00:05:24,719 Speaker 4: I'm suffering from PSD. Dog, I don't know what I'm 137 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:26,800 Speaker 4: gonna do unless you want to get it like that. 138 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:31,800 Speaker 4: Suffer from on a PSD post traumatic stress syndrome, and 139 00:05:31,880 --> 00:05:34,640 Speaker 4: I will release all that on you got that one. 140 00:05:34,880 --> 00:05:35,720 Speaker 4: I don't play it. 141 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:38,000 Speaker 3: Hey, man, listen, I don't want no trouble. 142 00:05:38,080 --> 00:05:38,919 Speaker 4: It don't matter to me. 143 00:05:39,160 --> 00:05:42,360 Speaker 3: You can count you, okay, Look man, listen, I ain't 144 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:44,200 Speaker 3: trying to have no trouble out you man, all I'm 145 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:46,960 Speaker 3: finna say. Is this right here? I'ma I talk to 146 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:49,440 Speaker 3: you mom on Sunday. Okay, you ain't gonna talk to me? 147 00:05:49,960 --> 00:05:50,919 Speaker 4: Are you not hearing me? 148 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:51,200 Speaker 2: Man? 149 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:53,839 Speaker 4: Go I'm crazy right now? Okay? 150 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:55,680 Speaker 3: Can I say this? Can I say one more thing 151 00:05:55,760 --> 00:05:55,960 Speaker 3: for you? 152 00:05:56,040 --> 00:05:56,240 Speaker 4: Man? 153 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:57,359 Speaker 3: For you explode? 154 00:05:57,480 --> 00:05:58,720 Speaker 4: You ain't got nothing else to say. 155 00:05:58,760 --> 00:06:00,760 Speaker 3: I got one more thing before you exploded? 156 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:02,240 Speaker 4: Man? Is you listening? 157 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:02,680 Speaker 3: Yeah? 158 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:03,880 Speaker 4: Man, James? 159 00:06:04,120 --> 00:06:05,840 Speaker 3: What hey? Man? I want to tell you this. 160 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:06,159 Speaker 4: Man. 161 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:09,920 Speaker 3: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morney Show. 162 00:06:10,040 --> 00:06:14,080 Speaker 3: Your Mama, I got me the brank phone call. 163 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:16,200 Speaker 4: You ghet them out of here. 164 00:06:16,520 --> 00:06:19,760 Speaker 3: This is who Hey man, This is nephew Tommy from 165 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:22,640 Speaker 3: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man, your mama told me. 166 00:06:22,720 --> 00:06:25,520 Speaker 3: She said, my son been overseas, he's been fighting. I'm 167 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:28,040 Speaker 3: glad to have him home. She said. We got that 168 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:30,240 Speaker 3: fact in the spirit of laughing. 169 00:06:30,480 --> 00:06:33,719 Speaker 4: Man, my mama, are you Are you kidding me? 170 00:06:33,839 --> 00:06:34,039 Speaker 3: Man? 171 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:38,039 Speaker 4: We got you good. We listened to this show overseas. Man. 172 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:40,680 Speaker 3: First of all, I got to say thank you for 173 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:43,160 Speaker 3: fighting for this country. I want to ask you one 174 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:45,479 Speaker 3: more thing. What is the baddest and I mean the 175 00:06:45,520 --> 00:06:46,799 Speaker 3: baddest radio show? 176 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:50,040 Speaker 4: In the land, man, nothing but the Steve Harvey more 177 00:06:50,080 --> 00:06:53,040 Speaker 4: than this show. You get it over season in the States. 178 00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:55,000 Speaker 4: Thanks man, what's the proud? 179 00:06:56,360 --> 00:07:00,840 Speaker 2: Proud? Anybody got proud? I want to date boy, mama? 180 00:07:01,160 --> 00:07:05,720 Speaker 4: Okay, you say anything. 181 00:07:05,279 --> 00:07:06,680 Speaker 3: You're freak about it. 182 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:09,279 Speaker 2: I say anything, and I'm the first one over here. 183 00:07:09,520 --> 00:07:11,480 Speaker 2: You better not come up on me talking about you 184 00:07:11,520 --> 00:07:18,360 Speaker 2: want to date my mama. Mama to town, you get 185 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:20,200 Speaker 2: to go to church, and you get to go fishing. 186 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:23,800 Speaker 2: Now you're not going nowhere else. Okay, that's what your mom. 187 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:29,680 Speaker 2: Church and fishing. That's all you get to dip. I'm 188 00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:32,320 Speaker 2: the parent now. I am the parent. You are the child. 189 00:07:32,360 --> 00:07:34,600 Speaker 2: Now I take care of you. Yeah, you're gonna do 190 00:07:34,640 --> 00:07:39,240 Speaker 2: it my rules. Yes, yes, yes, if you're listening, mama, 191 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:42,480 Speaker 2: I love you girl. You're about to be eighty four. Girl, 192 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:46,040 Speaker 2: you're about to be eighty four years April. 193 00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:48,120 Speaker 4: Man, blessie. 194 00:07:49,360 --> 00:07:55,080 Speaker 2: And the healthiest one in the family is you go 195 00:07:55,120 --> 00:07:57,640 Speaker 2: to the gym with my mama. Y'all be on the floor, boy, 196 00:07:57,760 --> 00:08:00,440 Speaker 2: sucking and blowing like, oh my god, what do we doing? 197 00:08:02,320 --> 00:08:05,920 Speaker 2: Mama mo mama mos got it going on. That's she 198 00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:09,720 Speaker 2: that's my baby right there. First woman, I ever loved 199 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:11,040 Speaker 2: right there my mama. 200 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:16,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, most right, nobody. 201 00:08:16,760 --> 00:08:19,240 Speaker 2: You know what's a blessing When your mama and your 202 00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:22,360 Speaker 2: wife get along and they have a great relationship. That 203 00:08:22,480 --> 00:08:24,760 Speaker 2: is a beautiful thing. Because I see some friends like 204 00:08:25,720 --> 00:08:28,400 Speaker 2: y'all going through over there, buddy, my mama and my 205 00:08:28,440 --> 00:08:32,400 Speaker 2: wife love each other. I'm done ranting. 206 00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:35,280 Speaker 1: It's all good. You can rent. 207 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:36,200 Speaker 3: It's all good. 208 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:38,040 Speaker 2: A little Mother's Day moment right there. You know what 209 00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:40,360 Speaker 2: I mean, Mother's Day, A little. 210 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:42,960 Speaker 3: You did. 211 00:08:43,480 --> 00:08:45,880 Speaker 1: It's all good, all right. Well, coming up next it 212 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:49,480 Speaker 1: is my strawberry letter and the subject is I can't 213 00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:51,960 Speaker 1: wait for you guys to hear this letter. My honey 214 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:56,840 Speaker 1: and my hobby are friends because it's not what you think. Okay, 215 00:08:57,000 --> 00:09:00,240 Speaker 1: we'll get into that right after this. 216 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:03,079 Speaker 5: This Sunday, Redfin is kicking off an even bigger game. 217 00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:05,440 Speaker 5: During the Big Game, they are giving away a million 218 00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:08,439 Speaker 5: dollar home in an epic never been done before. 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