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Speaker 2: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The

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Speaker 2: Jesse Kelly Show. On an ass doctor Jesse Friday. We're

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Speaker 2: talking about how I got on this subject, about how

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Speaker 2: they all have dirt on each other and how it

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Speaker 2: affects so much of the things we see. It's not

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Speaker 2: just stuff you see in sitcoms and in the movies.

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Speaker 2: This stuff is real. And I'm telling you don't worry.

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Speaker 2: If you're just now joining us, I'll get you caught

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Speaker 2: up real quick. I'm telling you a very very true

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Speaker 2: story about something that happened. I am changing names, I'm

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Speaker 2: changing locations, but you should understand that this story i'm

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Speaker 2: telling you it is real. This is how your government

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Speaker 2: is run. This is how it works. So the state

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Speaker 2: is Kansas, obviously, as you know, i'm changing everything did

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Speaker 2: The state is Kansas?

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Speaker 1: Right.

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Speaker 2: So there are two senators in Kansas, two GOP senators,

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Speaker 2: longtime GOP senators, real power brokers. One of them announces

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Speaker 2: he's retiring, He's gone. Right now, you have a bunch

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Speaker 2: of GOP House members in Kansas elected House of Representatives, guys, congressman.

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Speaker 2: Everyone wants to be a senator, but there's one guy

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Speaker 2: who really stood out as being the leader in the clubhouse.

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Speaker 2: He was one the furthest to the right. He's your people,

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Speaker 2: he's my people. He was wildly popular in the state.

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Speaker 2: And he came out almost immediately and announced his intention

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Speaker 2: that would be exciting, right, We're gonna have a good one.

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Speaker 2: And he announces he's gonna run. But remember how I

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Speaker 2: said there were two powerbroker senators there, and one of

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Speaker 2: them was retiring. Let's deal with the one who wasn't retiring.

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Speaker 2: He was staying right there. Still carried a big stick

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Speaker 2: right guy to become a senator. He had no problem

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Speaker 2: more would what word would he have used for it? Reasonable?

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Speaker 2: In the Senate. He wanted the squishy loser, the guy

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Speaker 2: do you go about doing that? Well, pause on that

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Speaker 2: for a moment. Let's rewind six years back six years back.

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Speaker 2: That guy in the House of Representatives, the guy that's

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Speaker 2: that I love, married man with kids. He's had a problem.

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Speaker 2: What was that problem. If you've never visited d C,

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Speaker 2: and you probably haven't, you won't know this. But if

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Speaker 2: And you go to these congressmen's offices and the senator's offices,

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Speaker 2: hill staffers. They work on the hill. And it really

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Speaker 2: is amazing how attractive many of these staffers are. Now,

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Speaker 2: how does that happen? Sometimes it happens on purpose. I

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Speaker 2: can tell you one senator I will not give you

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Speaker 2: his name. One senator, when you walked in his office,

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Speaker 2: had two receptionists that looked like they could be models.

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Speaker 2: And he said, I wanted them there that way on purpose,

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Speaker 2: He called the Yes, she had a name for them.

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Speaker 2: He called them the dream Team. That's what he called them,

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Speaker 2: the dream Team. That's why they were there. Sometimes it

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Speaker 2: had like that on purpose. Sometimes it happens this way.

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Speaker 2: If I'm running for Congress. And let's say I have

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Speaker 2: some donors who have helped me out, and then I

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Speaker 2: get elected, and those donors come to me and say, hey, Jesse,

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Speaker 2: I got a daughter. She's in college or she's about

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Speaker 2: to go to college. She's between her freshman's opper year

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Speaker 2: of college. She wants to intern with you. She wants

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Speaker 2: about that? What do you think about that? Almost always

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Speaker 2: the answer to that question is yes, right, it's a donor.

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Speaker 2: She's normally someone who shares your values anyway. But now

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Speaker 2: all of a sudden, you have a nineteen year old

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Speaker 2: college dime waltzing into your office. Okay, let's go back

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Speaker 2: to our story. Are married far right congressman who would

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Speaker 2: guy developed an issue. His issue was he was caught

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Speaker 2: these other things. It's straight out of the movies. It's

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Speaker 2: a true story. I'm telling you here that Gop senator,

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Speaker 2: the one who wasn't retiring. Remember I said he carried

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Speaker 2: Fast forward six years later, guy on the far right

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Speaker 2: to be a senator anymore. Everyone was stunned. Stunned. It

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Speaker 2: was a no brainer, and he was gonna win. Who

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Speaker 2: what you're giving up a you're giving up a Senate seat?

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Speaker 2: The practically hit What turns out, mister Gop senator, who

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Speaker 2: I hear you want to be a senator. That's gonna

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Speaker 2: be a problem for you because I don't want you

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Speaker 2: out of this race, or I Am going to expose

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Speaker 2: everything I once had hidden about you Like that, he

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Speaker 2: drops out of the race, and you and I stuck

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Speaker 2: with Well, he's all these people are long gone now,

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Speaker 2: but you and I stuck with yet another senator, GOP

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Speaker 2: senator who would stand for nothing and screw us over

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Speaker 2: time and time again. This isn't just stuff that happens

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Speaker 2: in the movies and in Netflix specials. That's a true story.

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Speaker 2: I just told you. That's real. That is how the

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Speaker 2: sausage gets made ugly? Isn't it horrible? Isn't it it is?

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Speaker 2: But that's how horrible and corrupt Washington, DC is. It's true. Look,

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Speaker 2: do we need another refresher? Do you want me to

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Speaker 2: play this long clip for you again of Max Blumenthal

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Speaker 2: from yesterday? Listen to this.

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Speaker 3: The US government has yet to conduct an official audit

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Speaker 3: of its funding for Ukraine. The American public has no

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Speaker 3: idea where their tax dollars are going, and that's why

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Speaker 3: this week we at the Gray Zone published an independent

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Speaker 3: audit of US tax dollar allocation to Ukraine throughout the

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Speaker 3: fiscal years twenty twenty two and twenty three. We found,

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Speaker 3: among many bizarre payments four hundred a four point five

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Speaker 3: the Kiev government. We found four point five billion dollars

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Speaker 3: which is owned by the global investment firm black Rock.

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Speaker 2: That amounts to black Rock. All that in black Rock.

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Speaker 3: How about the thirty dollars taken from every US citizen

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Speaker 3: at a time when four and ten Americans cannot afford

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Speaker 3: for Ukraine, patting the budgets of a television station in Toronto,

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Speaker 3: a pro NATO think tank in Poland, and believe it

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Speaker 3: or not, even rural farmers in Kenya. We found tens

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Speaker 3: to a single private entrepreneur in Kiev. Our audit also

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Speaker 3: revealed the Pentagon's four point five million dollar contract with

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Speaker 3: a company called Atlantic Diving Supply to provide Ukraine with

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Speaker 3: unspecified explosives equipment. This is a notoriously corrupt company that

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Speaker 3: none other than Tom Tillis, the chairman of the Senate

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Speaker 3: Armed Services Committee, previously lambasted for its quote history of fraud.

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Speaker 3: It once again, Congress has failed to ensure these shady

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Speaker 2: In fact, much of.

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Speaker 3: The military and humanitarian aid ship to Ukraine has simply vanished.

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Speaker 3: Last year's CBS News quoted the director of a pro

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Speaker 3: Zolenski nonprofit in Ukraine who reported that only thirty percent

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Speaker 3: of aid was reaching the front lines. The embezzlement of

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Other than that, everything's going well, all right. Somebody

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Speaker 2: wants to know which of my fellow radio slash podcasts

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Speaker 2: This is going to be difficult. We'll unpacked that and

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Speaker 2: we're going to talk about well, hot dog eating contests,

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Speaker 2: that is Stue to come on the world famous Jesse

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Speaker 2: Sound of Freedom bringing the human trafficking reality into people's

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Speaker 2: The A Servo Project is out there as we speak,

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Speaker 2: A Servo Project all right, anonymous tip line. Let them

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Speaker 2: The average age of these kids is fourteen years old,

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Speaker 2: him out, all right? Who are we recruiting for the

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Speaker 2: zombie apocalypse? As far as radio hosts go, all that

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Speaker 1: He doesn't care if you believe him, but he's right,

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly.

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Speaker 2: It is the Jesse Kelly Show on an ass. Doctor

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Speaker 2: Jesse Friday got a little mini staff revolt over here

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Speaker 2: because I won't give the real names of the people

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Speaker 2: who were involved in that little House Senate, little little

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Speaker 2: love triangle, nasty political scandal there. Listen, fellas, secrets are secrets.

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Speaker 2: I keep secrets when I'm sworn to secrecy. I would

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Speaker 2: Not that I think you have that anyway. Anyway, it's

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Speaker 2: an ass, doctor Jesse Friday. You can email the show

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Speaker 2: Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. L hefe you can

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Speaker 2: be with any four of your fellow radio or podcast's

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Speaker 2: hosts sipping high dollar tequila. When the zombie Apocalypse breaks out,

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Speaker 2: who would it be and why? Ps? Who would be

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Speaker 2: more likely to survive without you? Chris or Michael okay

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Speaker 2: one fellow zombie Apocalypse Okay, Chris brought up Joe Rogan

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Speaker 2: because Joe Rogan's huge and he's been training MMA and

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Speaker 2: he's one of these real outdoorsman types. So Joe Rogan.

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Speaker 2: And by the way, I don't know Joe Rogan. I'm

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Speaker 2: not friends or enemies without know him. But Joe Rogan's

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Speaker 2: definitely coming along. Dan Bongino is coming along. Dan's a stuff.

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Speaker 2: all right, Dear Jesse, I need to move out of

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Speaker 2: guess you can get one. But even then, you look,

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Speaker 2: even if you have a snowblow, you're getting up early.

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Speaker 2: It's not instant. You're bundling up and you're walking there

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Speaker 2: behind that snow lower sway. It is, but it's more

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Speaker 2: than that. Californians. I'm not trying to pick on Californians.

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Speaker 2: I'm just letting you know when you move from perfect

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Speaker 2: weather Jesse, I'm leaving California and I'm I'm going to Alabama,

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Speaker 2: which I love Alabama. It's just one of the most

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Speaker 2: underrated states. I love Alabama. I could live in Alabama

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Speaker 2: on a heartbeat. It's hot, man, in the summertime. It's

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Speaker 2: not just that it's hot, you know, because when you

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Speaker 2: say that to someone from San Diego, that wow, eighty five,

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Speaker 2: no ninety five with ninety five percent humidity. I'm in Houston.

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Speaker 2: I go through this all the time. You shower twice

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Speaker 2: a day in the summertime here. It doesn't matter, it

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Speaker 2: doesn't matter how non sweaty. I am right now doing

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Speaker 2: the show. I will walk out of this studio tonight

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Speaker 2: at eight o'clock my time, eight o'clock Central time, when

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Speaker 2: the show's over, and by the time I get to

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Speaker 2: my bid life crisis car, I will sweat beat it

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Speaker 2: up on my forehead. When I go home, I will

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Speaker 2: have to shower before bed. And people who've never lived

447
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Speaker 2: in that kind of environment struggle sometimes with that. I'm

448
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Speaker 2: not telling you not to move. I'm the one who

449
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Speaker 2: tells you to move. Move. But weather matters, all right,

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Speaker 2: I've lived everywhere, so doctor Kelly, Now that we're heading

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Speaker 2: out for our summer fun, I wanted to know what

452
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Speaker 2: your go to snack is for the Great American road trip.

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Speaker 2: Don't give me the standard beef jerky. Remember this is

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Speaker 2: an inclusive show, and Chris can't eat it. I figured,

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Speaker 2: since you have the palette of a raccoon that's not

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Speaker 2: very nice, you're the perfect guy to ask. Mine is

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Speaker 2: pizzeria combos and mountain dew Okay, one, pizzeria combos are

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Speaker 2: for children. Adults get the Buffalo blue cheese combos. They're

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Speaker 2: Buffalo blue Cheese combos are freaking so good and people

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Speaker 2: don't know about them. So one up your combo game. Okay,

461
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Speaker 2: you're better than that. Two. I support your mountain dew thing.

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00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:03,159
Speaker 2: Everyone needs a shot a caffeine on the road. But

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Speaker 2: this is where people mess up. They think they just

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Speaker 2: have to grab something off the shelf instead of using

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Speaker 2: your mind. You know that little machine that has the

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Speaker 2: nacho cheese in it, Listen to me, go get some

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Speaker 2: flaming hot Cheetos. Walk over to that machine with the

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Speaker 2: cheese in it, Open up the bag of Cheetos. You

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Speaker 2: don't have to use their garbage chips. Get the chips

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Speaker 2: out of the nacho cheese tray and pour the flaming

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Speaker 2: hot Cheetos in the tray. Save the wrapper because you

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Speaker 2: have to pay for the Cheetos dirt ball. And by

473
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Speaker 2: the way, you goody two shoes out there, they don't care.

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Speaker 2: This is all very legal, all right, So don't worry.

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Speaker 2: You're paying for everything. You dump the flaming hot Cheetos

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Speaker 2: in the tray cuts a sound. That what Chris lets

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Speaker 2: The sound the cheese make. Can you squirt the cheese

478
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Speaker 2: on the flaming hot Cheetos? Probably gonna want to go

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Speaker 2: ahead and grab a spoon or a fork on your

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Speaker 2: way out. That mountain dew on a road trip is

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Speaker 2: as good as it gets. Full disclosure. That's a little

482
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Speaker 2: hard to eat if you're the one driving on the

483
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Speaker 2: road trip, but it's still worth it. If you're driving,

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Speaker 2: go over to that little little turn thing that does

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Speaker 2: the hot dogs and get the taketos. It's easy to

486
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Speaker 2: come alo down some taketos when you're rolling down the highway.

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Speaker 2: We only have one more segment. We're gonna get through

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Speaker 2: all these asked doctor Jesse questions during it. But first

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Speaker 2: you're gonna take ten minutes on the phone in between segments,

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Speaker 2: and you're gonna switch your cell phone to Pure Talk

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Speaker 2: because you're done Spot, you're done funding garbage companies. Well,

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Speaker 2: you're not done funding garbage companies. None of us are.

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Speaker 2: That's very difficult. We're gonna try to cut down on

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Speaker 2: our funding of garbage companies. The cell phone, as I've

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Speaker 2: said a million times, is the easiest way to do that,

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Speaker 2: The easiest way to do that. All you have to do.

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Speaker 2: And remember you can keep your phone and keep your number,

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Speaker 2: or you can get a new phone or a new number.

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Speaker 2: The easiest way is dial pound two five zero and

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Speaker 2: say Jesse Kelly ten minutes on the phone with an

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Speaker 2: American customer service representative, because that's what pure Talk does,

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Speaker 2: who speaks and understands English. You'll save a fortune. The

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Speaker 2: company is actually patriotic. They love the country instead of

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Speaker 2: crapping on it like AT and T and Verizon and

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Speaker 2: T Mobile. Do dial pound two five zero and say

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Speaker 2: Jesse Kelly. All right, pound two five zero, Say Jesse Kelly.

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Speaker 2: Switch to Pure Talk Tonight.

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Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show on air and online at Jesse

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Speaker 1: kellyshow dot com.

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Speaker 2: It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The

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Speaker 2: Jesse Kelly Show. Study says drinking water from nearly half

512
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Speaker 2: of us Fawcett's contains potentially harmful chemicals. Look, I'm not

513
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Speaker 2: gonna be this guy, you know, the waters turning the

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Speaker 2: frogs gay guy, And I'm not gonna do that, but

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna say this. When you have water and you're

516
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Speaker 2: quote treating it with chemicals to make sure it's drinkable,

517
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Speaker 2: the chances those chemicals that kill bacteria are good for

518
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Speaker 2: you are generally not very good. And remember my family.

519
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Speaker 2: I come from a construction family. We did underground water

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Speaker 2: and sewer line. That was the work we did. And

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Speaker 2: I will tell you right now, when we put in

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Speaker 2: a water line, we had to test the water line right,

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Speaker 2: so you'll seal off certain sections of it, and you

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Speaker 2: have to pressure test it. You fill it up with

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Speaker 2: water and make sure it holds pressure. That's to make

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Speaker 2: sure you don't have any leaks under the ground. Okay,

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Speaker 2: so good, you pressured it right. Now you have to

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Speaker 2: fill it up with essentially bleach, right chlorine, you're disinfecting it.

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Speaker 2: You have to fill it up with disinfectant. Okay. Once

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Speaker 2: you do that, don't worry. They don't leave it all

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Speaker 2: in there. You have to flush that out, and you

532
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Speaker 2: have to flush that out so there's only a little

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Speaker 2: bit left in there. Did I say flush that out

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Speaker 2: so there's none left in there? No, I didn't. You

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Speaker 2: had to flush it out so there's a little bit

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Speaker 2: left in there. Also, oftentimes, when you're doing a water line,

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Speaker 2: you will be replacing an older water line. So you'll

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Speaker 2: be digging down under the ground. You find the old

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Speaker 2: water line, you're tearing it up, you're replacing it. Okay,

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Speaker 2: you with me. Now, as you're tearing up the older

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Speaker 2: water line, you tend to get a pretty good look

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Speaker 2: at the insides of the older water lines. Just be

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Speaker 2: really grateful. You've never seen the insides of an older

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Speaker 2: water line, and I'm not squeamish guy. I'll drink out

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Speaker 2: of any faucet. It actually drives the wife nuts. She's

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Speaker 2: all about that filtered water and stuff like that. So

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Speaker 2: I don't care. But that's only because I block it

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Speaker 2: out of my mind. And remember, before we got there,

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Speaker 2: people in that area were drinking almost exclusively out of

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Speaker 2: that older water line, which didn't It didn't. It didn't

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Speaker 2: look very good at all. Now, before we get any further,

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Speaker 2: remember there are estrogens in your water too. Part of

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Speaker 2: the reasons tea levels are dropping. It's a big reason

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Speaker 2: tea levels are dropping. Testosterone levels are half of what

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Speaker 2: but you will. You'll feel such a difference. Chalk dot

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Speaker 2: Com promo code jesse A right, all right, and now

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Speaker 2: here's a headline. Why go you know, you know the

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Speaker 2: thing emails we didn't get to. Texas has done a

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Speaker 2: poor job of allowing its major cities to degrade into

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Speaker 2: liberal blue hellholes. These cities are important centers of air travel, shopping, entertainment,

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Speaker 2: et cetera for the rest of the state. What can

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Speaker 2: other Red states do to avoid becoming the next tech

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Speaker 2: I'm thinking about cities like Oklahoma City, Birmingham, Boise, Omaha. One,

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Speaker 2: most of those cities are already lost as well. Two.

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Speaker 2: There's probably little we can do to protect cities from

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Speaker 2: becoming hell whole cities because it's a different mentality of

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Speaker 2: person who lives in the city. In general, that's not universal,

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Speaker 2: but in general, it's going to be a more left

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Speaker 2: wing person who wants to live in an apartment stacked

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Speaker 2: up on top of everybody. It's going to be in general, again,

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Speaker 2: in general, a single person. Families who obviously tend to

589
00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:41,240
Speaker 2: be much much more to the right. Families don't stay

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Speaker 2: in the city. They don't care about all the fancy

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Speaker 2: bars and concerts anymore. They get out to the burbs

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Speaker 2: where the schools are better. That's how it works, Jesse.

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Speaker 2: You only get one the rest of your life. Lemon

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Speaker 2: or lime Lemon. As much as I love key lime pie,

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Speaker 2: I am a lemon freak. Lemon pepper wings Lemon as

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Speaker 2: the best doctor Shogun. What's the worst way to die?

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Speaker 2: Between these two options? Blood eagle, scaffism or starvation? Definitely scaffism.

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Speaker 2: Definitely scaffism. Blood eagle would obviously be really really really

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Speaker 2: really really bad, but it also wouldn't last that long.

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Speaker 2: You're simply not gonna last that long. Once they split

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Speaker 2: your back open and then tear your ribs off of

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Speaker 2: your spine, you'll probably just die of shock, but you'll

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Speaker 2: definitely die of blood loss. Scaffism is so horrible because

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Speaker 2: they keep feeding you milk and honey every day, and

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Speaker 2: you keep rotting inside of a boat and they're keeping

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Speaker 2: you aliveh Jesse, What would you do if contacted by

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Speaker 2: Red Lobster where the suits say they do not like

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Speaker 2: your brand and want you to stop mentioning the name

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Speaker 2: Red Lobster before they seek legal action. Would you still

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Speaker 2: eat there? His name is Troy. I would stop saying

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Speaker 2: their name because I can't get the show sued. I

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Speaker 2: would still eat there one hundred percent. I can't. Red

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Speaker 2: Lobster was a special treat for us my entire life.

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Speaker 2: And now that I have one, we have one like

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Speaker 2: half a mile from the studio, and I can eat

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Speaker 2: there a lot more now. I just can't get enough

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Speaker 2: of it, Dear bearded Oracle, I was wondering if you

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Speaker 2: had your own country and army, what weapons would you adopt?

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Speaker 2: And why love the show? Always good for a laugh?

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Speaker 2: His name is Taylor. My navy would be absurd. As

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Speaker 2: much as it pains me to compliment you, navy guys,

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Speaker 2: Navies are just man. They can be everything if you

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Speaker 2: have a navy, And oh gosh, I can't believe I'm

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Speaker 2: saying this. If you have a navy and a strong

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Speaker 2: air force, you don't need a ton of the rest

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Speaker 2: of the stuff. You just don't. If you have great

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Speaker 2: anti air defenses, a great air force, a great navy. Yes,

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Speaker 2: you need a ground force of some kind. And I

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Speaker 2: realize you probably wanted more detail there, but I'm kind

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Speaker 2: of running out of time here. You just don't. A

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Speaker 2: ground force matters. But a ground force can be trained

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Speaker 2: and can be trained up quickly, especially if you have

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Speaker 2: a bunch of seasoned veterans already in the ground force.

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Speaker 2: You can't just all of a sudden create a modern

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Speaker 2: navy when a conflict breaks out. It has to remain modern.

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Speaker 2: And the same with the air force, with your missile technology,

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Speaker 2: with your radar technology, with your planes. You can't just

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Speaker 2: one day decide that you're going to do that sort

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Speaker 2: of thing. You can quickly train up a ground force

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Speaker 2: to at least be serviceable, and then they'll get better

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Speaker 2: as the war goes on. The navy's got to be there.

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Speaker 2: But man, if you've got a juggernaut of a navy, Look,

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Speaker 2: two thirds of the earth is covered by water. If

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Speaker 2: you've got a juggernaut of the navy, you are just

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Speaker 2: you're something special. That's really what protects our shores more

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Speaker 2: than anything, as the Navy. All Right, put your phone

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Speaker 2: down and enjoy your weekend. All Right, that's all