1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:02,120 Speaker 1: Am I the a hole for being disabled and finding 2 00:00:02,200 --> 00:00:05,760 Speaker 1: humor in my able body days? Excitement over handicapped parking 3 00:00:06,800 --> 00:00:08,680 Speaker 1: we will see also the original title This is just 4 00:00:08,720 --> 00:00:11,000 Speaker 1: a little bit more grabbing title. Original title from Ope 5 00:00:11,280 --> 00:00:14,520 Speaker 1: is parking spots are more exciting than van goh ooh. 6 00:00:15,520 --> 00:00:20,080 Speaker 1: And this comes from our subreddit, our slash okop show. 7 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:24,000 Speaker 1: And this comes from a username cat Marvel fourteen. 8 00:00:24,239 --> 00:00:25,440 Speaker 2: What up, Cat Marvel? 9 00:00:25,680 --> 00:00:27,840 Speaker 1: All right, let's let's see what you got for us. 10 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:29,280 Speaker 2: Dive in disclaimer. 11 00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:32,400 Speaker 1: This happens a few months ago and I still can't 12 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:34,360 Speaker 1: get over it. I also just thought it would be 13 00:00:34,479 --> 00:00:37,080 Speaker 1: some humor for you too. Hey we're the two. 14 00:00:37,440 --> 00:00:40,959 Speaker 2: Thank you. That's so cool. This is direct to us. 15 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:43,320 Speaker 2: This is like the stipest thing ever. This is made 16 00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:43,840 Speaker 2: for us. 17 00:00:44,159 --> 00:00:46,120 Speaker 1: It's like it feels like someone baked me a cake 18 00:00:46,159 --> 00:00:47,400 Speaker 1: and like wrote my name on it. 19 00:00:47,479 --> 00:00:49,360 Speaker 2: We love it. This is like I feel like we're 20 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:51,800 Speaker 2: we're now like really getting to interact with you guys, 21 00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:52,599 Speaker 2: which is like, this. 22 00:00:52,560 --> 00:00:56,040 Speaker 1: Is Cat Marvel fourteen. I love you, we love you. 23 00:00:56,200 --> 00:00:58,160 Speaker 1: I love you. I'm proposing right now. I'm getting oh, 24 00:00:58,280 --> 00:01:02,240 Speaker 1: both my knees all right, So I twenty seven female 25 00:01:02,360 --> 00:01:04,760 Speaker 1: went on a date with a guy twenty seven. Me 26 00:01:04,840 --> 00:01:06,800 Speaker 1: and this guy had known each other for two years. 27 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:09,160 Speaker 1: We hanged down with each other. There were other people 28 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:11,360 Speaker 1: with us. Well, I tried to shoot my shot and 29 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:14,160 Speaker 1: go on a date with him after I spoiled Doctor 30 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:17,040 Speaker 1: Strange multiverse madness. Well, I guess I wonder what there is. 31 00:01:17,280 --> 00:01:19,080 Speaker 1: I've seen that movie. I actually really like that movie. 32 00:01:19,240 --> 00:01:19,760 Speaker 1: Have you seen it? 33 00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:23,959 Speaker 2: That's the one where it's spider Man and doctor Strange. No, 34 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:25,160 Speaker 2: that's spider Man movie. 35 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:25,800 Speaker 1: What's spider Man? 36 00:01:26,200 --> 00:01:29,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the one with spider Man is the main 37 00:01:29,760 --> 00:01:34,600 Speaker 2: character Strange. Yeah. 38 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:38,319 Speaker 1: Anyway, it failed horribly because he ended up inviting his 39 00:01:38,360 --> 00:01:40,120 Speaker 1: sister in a whole group of people I don't like 40 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:43,320 Speaker 1: to start with. So basically she's like, oh, hey, whant 41 00:01:43,319 --> 00:01:44,880 Speaker 1: to go on a date? They she said, though, of us, 42 00:01:44,920 --> 00:01:49,480 Speaker 1: and he's like, uh yeah, yo, Sis, your crew want 43 00:01:49,520 --> 00:01:52,000 Speaker 1: to come to this movie with this girl? 44 00:01:52,440 --> 00:01:54,480 Speaker 2: Imagine like fourteen people show. 45 00:01:54,720 --> 00:01:56,960 Speaker 1: It sounds like a whole crew. I love his sister, 46 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:59,240 Speaker 1: she's amazing. Just these other people I don't like. Well, 47 00:01:59,240 --> 00:02:01,040 Speaker 1: we go to the movies, me, him, his sister, and 48 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:02,720 Speaker 1: one other person. Okay, so it's not a whole crew. 49 00:02:02,760 --> 00:02:06,240 Speaker 1: It's just one other person, and I couldn't even sit 50 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:09,040 Speaker 1: with him. The Hey, we did talk after the movie, 51 00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:11,280 Speaker 1: and the next day I saw him at church. I 52 00:02:11,320 --> 00:02:13,519 Speaker 1: told him I was trying to ask him out on 53 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:21,440 Speaker 1: a date. Oh, she confronted, all right, I wanted to 54 00:02:21,480 --> 00:02:23,480 Speaker 1: tell this part of the story of me and him 55 00:02:23,680 --> 00:02:25,880 Speaker 1: and our first date because well, it took a lot 56 00:02:25,919 --> 00:02:29,320 Speaker 1: to get there. Wait. Wait, so so you guys you 57 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:32,160 Speaker 1: went on a date, so she asked, and she received 58 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:34,639 Speaker 1: there we go. Well, looking on social media, I see 59 00:02:34,639 --> 00:02:36,160 Speaker 1: this Van Go experience. I'm sure you've seen that. 60 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:37,000 Speaker 2: So I've seen it. 61 00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:40,760 Speaker 1: They were freaking marketing that like the kech Basically go 62 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:43,000 Speaker 1: into a room and they project Van Go paintings around 63 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:45,400 Speaker 1: you and you feel like you're in the painting. So 64 00:02:45,480 --> 00:02:47,600 Speaker 1: I went to the same guy. It was like, Hey, 65 00:02:47,720 --> 00:02:50,320 Speaker 1: this is me asking you out on a date. Let's 66 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:52,400 Speaker 1: go to this Van Go thing. So he agrees after 67 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:54,120 Speaker 1: I explain the thing to him because we both like 68 00:02:54,160 --> 00:02:57,160 Speaker 1: starry night. Who doesn't. The day comes up and I 69 00:02:57,280 --> 00:03:00,760 Speaker 1: get this new sun draft with sunflowers on it, matching 70 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:07,440 Speaker 1: with the Van goes. I know what you're doing, cat Marble. Okay, 71 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:10,720 Speaker 1: I did my hair and was just looking cute. We 72 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:13,600 Speaker 1: were talking and we went all out for the dates. 73 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:15,960 Speaker 1: Now for the title of this post, which is parking 74 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:18,520 Speaker 1: spots are more exciting them and go. We had to 75 00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:21,959 Speaker 1: take my car because my wheelchair wouldn't fit in his car. 76 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:24,600 Speaker 1: I let the guy drive because I don't like driving 77 00:03:24,600 --> 00:03:27,400 Speaker 1: in big cities. And well, we drive to this place. 78 00:03:27,919 --> 00:03:31,680 Speaker 1: The conversation was awesome because hey, we've been friends for years. 79 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:36,600 Speaker 1: There was chemistry, there was the bondage fireworks. Wait. Wait, 80 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:40,520 Speaker 1: we get to the place and all the handicap parking 81 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:44,480 Speaker 1: spots are available, which I guess they usually are. I 82 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:46,720 Speaker 1: usually feel like I see them available, I see them 83 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:49,760 Speaker 1: always available. Yeah, and you know, it's just like. 84 00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:53,840 Speaker 2: Oh, what, so what are you the handicap parking spot expert? 85 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:55,720 Speaker 2: Now me the expert? 86 00:03:55,840 --> 00:03:58,640 Speaker 1: I am. I see all the park I see every 87 00:03:58,680 --> 00:04:01,880 Speaker 1: single parking spot and is open. I know what I 88 00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:03,680 Speaker 1: wouldn't give to one of those. 89 00:04:05,240 --> 00:04:09,080 Speaker 2: I would give an arm and Sam just pulls up 90 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:10,720 Speaker 2: with a prosthetic army leg. 91 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:13,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, let me let me get this. No, I'm kidding. 92 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:17,239 Speaker 1: I wouldn't do that. I would do two pro legs. Okay. 93 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:20,040 Speaker 1: I was thinking, Wow, there's a lot of available parking 94 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:22,200 Speaker 1: spots and I could use my lift. So I go, oh, 95 00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:24,840 Speaker 1: there's a bunch of handicapped parking spots available. And I 96 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:28,640 Speaker 1: couldn't even finish the sentence, and the boy goes, we 97 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:34,120 Speaker 1: can park in the handicapped spot. He had the biggest 98 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:37,280 Speaker 1: smile wide as I as possible, excited about the handicap parking. 99 00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:39,599 Speaker 1: I go, I go, I get confused. I'm like, yeah, 100 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:42,359 Speaker 1: I got the thing right here. The boy was so 101 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:45,560 Speaker 1: excited and so luckily or unluckily, we got to the 102 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:48,480 Speaker 1: place twenty minutes early. This next part, I really wish 103 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:51,760 Speaker 1: I was making up, but nope. We literally sit in 104 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:54,839 Speaker 1: the car in the handicapped parking space for ten minutes. 105 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:59,120 Speaker 1: The guy said the following I want to bask in 106 00:04:59,160 --> 00:05:02,400 Speaker 1: the glory able to park in a handicapped spot. I 107 00:05:02,400 --> 00:05:04,760 Speaker 1: don't have to worry about getting towed or paying a 108 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:10,240 Speaker 1: fine or anything. Hey man, it's just excited. Okay, listen, job, 109 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:12,120 Speaker 1: I'm gonna take one second here. Yeah, okay. 110 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:16,040 Speaker 2: I have been towed twice, over four hundred dollars each time. 111 00:05:16,080 --> 00:05:22,000 Speaker 2: I've paid over one thousand dollars to LA Department of Transportation. 112 00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:22,599 Speaker 1: Fuck him. 113 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:26,839 Speaker 2: I want At one point considered like going straight like 114 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:30,880 Speaker 2: crazy and like throwing grenades at the LA Dot offices. 115 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:33,239 Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, gain that was Moltov cocktail rolling. 116 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:36,440 Speaker 2: I if I'm in a place where I am safe 117 00:05:36,480 --> 00:05:38,920 Speaker 2: in parking, I'm not gonna lie. I don't know if 118 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:40,880 Speaker 2: I'm celebrating. I don't know if I'm going that far. 119 00:05:40,960 --> 00:05:43,360 Speaker 2: But like I'm like, and I'm like, yeah, you can't 120 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:43,680 Speaker 2: get me. 121 00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:46,760 Speaker 1: No, you can't say safe. This is free parking right here. 122 00:05:46,839 --> 00:05:50,960 Speaker 1: So you know, me being disabled, this is normal to me, 123 00:05:51,279 --> 00:05:53,280 Speaker 1: but him being an able body. 124 00:05:53,080 --> 00:05:53,400 Speaker 2: It's not. 125 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,480 Speaker 1: So I'm over here die and laughing for ten minutes 126 00:05:56,520 --> 00:05:59,279 Speaker 1: straight because my guy was excited about a parking spot, which, 127 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:01,719 Speaker 1: low key I would be hyped too. 128 00:06:01,839 --> 00:06:02,800 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. 129 00:06:02,839 --> 00:06:04,839 Speaker 1: And I literally thought the starry night would be the 130 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:08,040 Speaker 1: high of the night, of the whole date. But nope, 131 00:06:08,279 --> 00:06:11,320 Speaker 1: the parking spot was. I literally called my best friend 132 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:13,840 Speaker 1: about this on the date in the bathroom and she went, 133 00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:18,160 Speaker 1: you gotta be kidding me. Nope, I wasn't conclusion. Me 134 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:20,400 Speaker 1: and the guy are still friends. Everyone we know has 135 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:23,640 Speaker 1: heard the story. There hasn't been a second date. Oh, 136 00:06:23,680 --> 00:06:25,760 Speaker 1: even though when I plan stuff with other people and 137 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:28,360 Speaker 1: the friend group, he manages to get an invite to 138 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:31,000 Speaker 1: even when I ask a different cry out story for 139 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:35,200 Speaker 1: another time. Sounds a little confused. So anyway, the handicapped 140 00:06:35,240 --> 00:06:38,800 Speaker 1: parking spots are more interesting than the famous artist Van Go. 141 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:43,760 Speaker 2: Damn well, it sounds like he wasn't up. I mean 142 00:06:43,839 --> 00:06:47,039 Speaker 2: OPI was going all out, like getting the flowers in 143 00:06:47,080 --> 00:06:49,160 Speaker 2: the hair and like all this stuff. So oh pie. 144 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:53,120 Speaker 2: If if you're not feeling it, move move on, move on. 145 00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:56,320 Speaker 1: There's plenty of fish in this. This is the Van 146 00:06:56,360 --> 00:06:59,039 Speaker 1: Go see yeah there is, Yeah, there is. Hey, But 147 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:00,680 Speaker 1: if you have a story that you want us to 148 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:02,720 Speaker 1: read it, go to our sasu O Kop show and 149 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:05,719 Speaker 1: submit it asap. Baby, get it.