WEBVTT - #349: SHUT UP, GRANDMA!!!

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<v Speaker 1>Guess who just got back today. They're Frooklyn Balls that

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<v Speaker 1>had been away. They both have so much to see.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. Their name is a Brodian Skerer. The Boys

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<v Speaker 1>as Boys. Fuck, that's right, it's Brooklyn Boys, episode number

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<v Speaker 1>three forty nine. We're coming at.

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<v Speaker 2>You eighties DJ now coming at you, coming at you,

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<v Speaker 2>your radio dive.

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<v Speaker 1>We're knocking them up so we can wait?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it?

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<v Speaker 1>We're stacking them up so we can knock them down?

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<v Speaker 1>Ten songs in a row, Row row row row row

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<v Speaker 1>your boat station that reaches the beaches, that rules the rules,

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<v Speaker 1>the station that reaches the teachers and rules the schools.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, all those great eighties and nineties to see when

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<v Speaker 3>our radio station is see one hundred used to do

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<v Speaker 3>that stuff, all all that.

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<v Speaker 2>My favorite though, was lock the alliteration nope, lock it

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<v Speaker 2>in from Rochelle Park to New Rochelle No and lock.

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<v Speaker 1>It in and jerk your knob off. It was ripped

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<v Speaker 1>the knob off. Jerk your knob off. Yeah, I thought

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<v Speaker 1>it was ripped the knob off. They had both.

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<v Speaker 2>Versions, the Merrick to mod talk.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, well we're back and as I said on

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<v Speaker 3>Slice time, if you haven't heard it, or you haven't

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<v Speaker 3>get it a chance.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's do it yet. Please do this, I promise you.

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<v Speaker 2>This was Scary's last vacation for the summer of twenty

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<v Speaker 2>twenty five. That's right, the summer twenty twenty five is over.

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<v Speaker 2>So now the countdown begins, twenty nine days till my

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<v Speaker 2>next vacation. I can't make this do it. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know how I do it?

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<v Speaker 1>How you do it? Twenty nine days?

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<v Speaker 3>By the way, so we haven't podcasted in a while,

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<v Speaker 3>and we sit down. We did slice time yesterday. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>not really sure what the problem was.

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<v Speaker 2>But when we start to test the equipment, Scary says

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<v Speaker 2>to me, your MIC's coming in hot, meaning it's too loud.

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<v Speaker 3>It's hurting his ears. I said, well, that's not possible.

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<v Speaker 3>I haven't touched it since yesterday or two days ago.

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<v Speaker 3>But we did slice time because we'll get you lower it.

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<v Speaker 3>So I lowered it and he goes a little bit more.

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<v Speaker 3>So I lower a little more and he says that's better,

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<v Speaker 3>much better. So slices. I need you because I'm worried

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<v Speaker 3>now that my voice is too low. So it's not

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<v Speaker 3>let me know. What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna turn my microphone up back a little No,

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<v Speaker 3>don't do that. Hold on to what it was when

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<v Speaker 3>he said a little bit better. Now, how's that scary?

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<v Speaker 1>That's way too loud. You're blowing people's besdrums at all.

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<v Speaker 1>Right now, I'm going to put it back to the

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<v Speaker 1>way it was when I first sat down. Okay, and

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<v Speaker 1>now tell me how I sound. Do I sound loud

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<v Speaker 1>in the story, it's still loud, very loud. Still you

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<v Speaker 1>were go back to I I hold on all right?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that better? Now? Talk to me, Scary Jones Brooklyn

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<v Speaker 1>Boys podcast. That sounds better? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Now I want to establish something with you, Slices,

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<v Speaker 3>God's honest truth, Scary.

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<v Speaker 2>How long have you been working in radio. Let's see,

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<v Speaker 2>I've been working in radio now for thirty years. There,

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<v Speaker 2>David Brody, Okay, now, Slices, I would like you to

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<v Speaker 2>leave a talk back using the heart radio. I pushed

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<v Speaker 2>the microphone button and let me know if you heard

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<v Speaker 2>me distorted or too loud or too soft during that time.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, let's not okay Brody, No, I'm gone somewhere with this. Okay, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what's going on here? All right?

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<v Speaker 2>The reason I'm asking the slices to give me their

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<v Speaker 2>feedback is that before the podcast and just now, I

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<v Speaker 2>did not touch my volume once.

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<v Speaker 1>I did not lower it a little. I did not

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<v Speaker 1>lower it a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>But the power of suggestions scary thought I lowered it

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<v Speaker 2>and it sound a little bit better.

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<v Speaker 1>Thought i'd lowered it a lot. Changed. You must be

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<v Speaker 1>talking to a different volume volume before that. I didn't. Nope,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't touch the volume before him.

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<v Speaker 2>Further ay the volume, No, slices, you will, you will

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<v Speaker 2>be able to verify that my.

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<v Speaker 1>Volume never changed. Listen.

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<v Speaker 2>I would rather not use our talk back system to

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<v Speaker 2>clog it up with twenty five to thirty people saying.

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<v Speaker 1>The same thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I want everyone to know that you're that you're that

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<v Speaker 2>you're a fraud, and that you did not hear a

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<v Speaker 2>different not a fraud. Mentally, I convinced you that, ah

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<v Speaker 2>the magic of David Brody. I convinced you that I

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<v Speaker 2>changed the volume and I never touched the Yeah, no, bool, right, Listen,

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't matter. Can we get Can we get to some content.

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<v Speaker 1>Rather than talking about the volume of the fucking microphone?

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<v Speaker 1>That was content?

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<v Speaker 2>Because I pranked your ass and you're so yde it

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<v Speaker 2>sounded it sounded different. Never touched the dial. Okay on

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<v Speaker 2>my machine here pissed now getting these fucking text messages?

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<v Speaker 2>This is these Those are the random text messages that

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<v Speaker 2>they try and get you to respond back. Here's one, Yeah, two,

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<v Speaker 2>I got too this week. I want to read all

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<v Speaker 2>on on Saturday at six thirty eight pm. Hi have

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<v Speaker 2>you been here before? I decided not to answer, and

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<v Speaker 2>now here we are tonight, just now, Hi, have you

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<v Speaker 2>been here before? So this person is trying this twice

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<v Speaker 2>with me, and I'm not gonna answer them, not gonna.

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<v Speaker 1>Guess the answer is yes because you've heard it before. No,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm not gonna give them this satisfaction. What do

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<v Speaker 1>they want out of me? I don't need this.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't need this in my life, these generic phishing

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<v Speaker 2>texts or I don't know what they're looking. They want

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<v Speaker 2>me to respond because they want to see if it's

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<v Speaker 2>a real number. That's what it is anyway, all right?

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, well I got one. It was just a

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<v Speaker 2>YouTube link. Now it's probably safe, but they want me

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<v Speaker 2>to watch something on YouTube.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll go click that, Bro're not gonna do it. Click it.

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<v Speaker 1>And then this one says, Hi, David, is this you? Ah?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know who that is, but they know your name,

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<v Speaker 2>So I would respond to that. One respond back to.

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<v Speaker 1>This, one says this one says can we chat briefly? No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>we cannot.

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<v Speaker 2>This one says, hey, thought of you, great financial opportunity

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<v Speaker 2>call me.

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<v Speaker 1>No, all right, No, I'm not gonna do that. So

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<v Speaker 1>David is this you? I think that one is legit.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh David, is this you? Yeah, because they are because

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<v Speaker 2>they would have said.

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<v Speaker 3>David Brody, is this you, and they would say it's

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<v Speaker 3>Mike or whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>You could be missing out on that job opportunity of

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<v Speaker 2>a lifetime just saying oh, yeah, I want to get

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<v Speaker 2>hired by the people at that wanted to offer you

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<v Speaker 2>the job at Costco a few weeks ago. People, what

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<v Speaker 2>are you doing with your Yeah? Yeah, Like what are

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<v Speaker 2>you doing not working there? You should have already gotten

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<v Speaker 2>the job. By the way, the international Yankee hat theory

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<v Speaker 2>to this to this day, it holds true no matter

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<v Speaker 2>where you go. I was away, I was in Santropez,

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<v Speaker 2>and I went to Sicily and I saw a ton

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<v Speaker 2>of Yankee hats, and of course we had to approach

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<v Speaker 2>some people wearing the Yankee hats and be like, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>how about those Yankees. They had no clue, no clue

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<v Speaker 2>be outside of the States, the Yankee logo just for

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<v Speaker 2>a fashion statement. They don't know what it is. Some

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<v Speaker 2>of these people didn't even know that it was a

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<v Speaker 2>baseball team, let alone. Hey how about our judge last night?

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<v Speaker 1>It was crazy. I'm here in America.

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<v Speaker 3>Half the people walking around with the Yankee hats they

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<v Speaker 3>were as a fashion statement.

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<v Speaker 1>They're not Yankee fans. Yeah, these are people from overseas

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<v Speaker 1>that don't even speak English.

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<v Speaker 3>But anyway, it's a global brand, whether we hate them

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<v Speaker 3>or not. Not the people the Yankees.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, I did you know?

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<v Speaker 2>Again, not to get too in the weeds or too

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<v Speaker 2>granular about about where I went, but I mean, why.

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<v Speaker 1>Were you in the weeds? What kind of shit don't

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<v Speaker 1>tell you was staying at I was staying. I stateded

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<v Speaker 1>a pretty cool hotel in both places.

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<v Speaker 2>Everybody saw your hotel on social media. There's nothing you

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<v Speaker 2>did we didn't see.

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<v Speaker 1>Well you didn't see. You didn't either.

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<v Speaker 2>The whole Pete Davidson thing. You didn't see that. We

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<v Speaker 2>talked about it on the Big Show. They just they

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<v Speaker 2>destroyed me for it so Pete david Well, Pete Davidson

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<v Speaker 2>was having lunch right next to me with his uh,

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<v Speaker 2>his pregnant girlfriend in Sicily. So he was also he

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<v Speaker 2>was staying at my hotel, the hotel that I was at. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so he I I went to go sit down and

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<v Speaker 2>it was literally we see it right next to him.

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<v Speaker 2>And you know, I made the case that well, had

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<v Speaker 2>I gone up to him and said hello, that he

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<v Speaker 2>would have at least acknowledged or knew about me or

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<v Speaker 2>Z one hundred or the very least elvis or Z

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<v Speaker 2>one hundred, right, because I.

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<v Speaker 1>Think that's fair. He grew up in the area, in

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<v Speaker 1>New York area.

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<v Speaker 2>So I brought this to the morning show and they

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<v Speaker 2>all like laughed at me. They said, he doesn't know

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<v Speaker 2>who we are, he doesn't know the station, he doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>know anything. He grew up, he's he listened to hip

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<v Speaker 2>hop his whole life. He listened to the hot hip

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<v Speaker 2>hop stations. He's friends with Charlemagne down the hall. And

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, yeah, but that doesn't mean that he's not

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<v Speaker 2>self aware that that he's not you know that they

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<v Speaker 2>didn't know that we existed. I mean, we were here

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<v Speaker 2>for thirty years. And and he's thirty one or whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>How well, he definitely aware of our existence, right, he's

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<v Speaker 1>aware of one hundred. Look at the people who.

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<v Speaker 3>Are from Staten Island, the famous people, the famous comedians,

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<v Speaker 3>the practical jokers grew up listening to us. Colin Jos

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<v Speaker 3>and his brother grew up listening to us. Because we've

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<v Speaker 3>they've confirmed that, because Garrett knows them. Lady Gaga, Staten

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<v Speaker 3>Island grew up listening to us. Lady Gaga grew up

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<v Speaker 3>in Manhattan. You're thinking of Christine.

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<v Speaker 2>Lady Gaga was also in Staten Island at one point before.

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<v Speaker 2>I believe that's the case. Yeah, before she went to

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<v Speaker 2>n YU, just saying she lived in Manhattan.

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<v Speaker 1>The horrible of Manhattan. All right, either way, the point is,

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<v Speaker 1>you have to be a state area. I could say

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<v Speaker 1>any you have.

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<v Speaker 2>To be oblivious. Yes, I guarantee. Pete Davidson knew you

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<v Speaker 2>guys were. Of course, Jonas Brothers. The first time I'm

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<v Speaker 2>at Jonas Brothers, like, oh my god, you're David Brodie

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<v Speaker 2>grew up listening to you, Halse, I'm like, no, No.

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<v Speaker 1>Charlie was two thousand and four.

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<v Speaker 2>Charlie pooth All from the area, the cast of Glee,

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<v Speaker 2>half of them from New York. They were like, oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god, you know what's her name? Anyway, I got crushed.

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<v Speaker 2>I got crushed by the whole morning show because they're like,

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<v Speaker 2>don't flatter yourself, and I'm like, I'm not trying to

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<v Speaker 2>make myself bigger than I I'm just a regular normal

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<v Speaker 2>person here. And yeah, but just because he grew up

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<v Speaker 2>blistening for the hip hop station, doesn't doesn't know That

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't mean that he doesn't know who we are, Like

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<v Speaker 2>he has to. Logic would dictate that he knows.

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<v Speaker 1>He's aware of us. That's all a fan of us.

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<v Speaker 1>That's fine. Never acknowledge that that you know what we

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<v Speaker 1>know us.

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<v Speaker 3>I know we never listened to the hip hop stations

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<v Speaker 3>in New York growing up or when I you know,

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<v Speaker 3>as I got older, I still know who all the

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<v Speaker 3>DJs were.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course, anyway you hear let me see them on billboards.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, Please come on now so i'll have you know

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<v Speaker 2>what you did. I did not know. That's where I

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<v Speaker 2>was going with this. I did not say hello, did

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<v Speaker 2>not even take out my phone, because you.

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<v Speaker 1>Should have said hi, hey, even if you said hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm from Brooklyn. I'm a fan.

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<v Speaker 2>Where the patrols were trolling all the Papa was following

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<v Speaker 2>them around. If you take a look, there's so many

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<v Speaker 2>pictures of them from when they were in Greece.

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<v Speaker 1>Just a couple of days before. In fact, his girlfriend

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<v Speaker 1>showed her Elsie showed her baby.

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<v Speaker 2>Bump and she put it on social media. So and yes,

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<v Speaker 2>she was showing her baby bump. At lunch he had.

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<v Speaker 2>He had a Nick's shirt, a T shirt on and

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<v Speaker 2>a Yankee hat.

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<v Speaker 1>I bet you he knows about the Yankees.

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<v Speaker 2>I bet you he does, and sunglasses and I'm like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, dude, it's Pete.

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<v Speaker 1>I would have been my girlfriend. Hey man, he didn't

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<v Speaker 1>look at it.

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<v Speaker 2>I would have said hi, yeah, well yeah, because it

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't like you were at a restaurant Manhattan, You're you're

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<v Speaker 2>in Italy.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean yeah, they were a guy from Brooklyn, from

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<v Speaker 3>a New York radio station sitting next to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh. For that reason, that gives me the license to

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<v Speaker 1>go up. I see what you're saying.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what, maybe one of these days he's gonna

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<v Speaker 2>have a book out, or not likely a book, but

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<v Speaker 2>something he wants to promote, and he might would have

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<v Speaker 2>come on the morning show, right, well, that that's nice

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<v Speaker 2>and all, but I thought I would leave them alone

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<v Speaker 2>because they're alone on vacation. They just want to be

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<v Speaker 2>by themselves. They do not want interruptions. So I certainly

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<v Speaker 2>didn't take out my phone because everyone's a picture. It

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<v Speaker 2>didn't happen.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, picks. Don't take a candid shot of

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<v Speaker 3>the guy eating lunch or whatever. No, no, but you

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<v Speaker 3>absolutely could have said, hello, hey, listen, hey Pete. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>a New York radio guy from Brooklyn. Just want to

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<v Speaker 3>say hi, Oh really what radio station?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god? Yeah's a human being? Had yet? When

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<v Speaker 1>was your polite? Had it? It? Just the opportunity didn't

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<v Speaker 1>lend itself. I mean him and his girl.

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<v Speaker 2>They just got up and he and yeah they cut

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<v Speaker 2>out of there.

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<v Speaker 1>But anyway, it was it.

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<v Speaker 3>Was nice to see, Okay, if you were sitting next

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<v Speaker 3>to a Slice in Italy and a Slice one of

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<v Speaker 3>our listeners was like, hey, scary, I just want to

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<v Speaker 3>say I love the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course coming up?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, would you be like Papa, I got too much top?

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I welcome it, but I I don't get

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<v Speaker 2>bothered at Badger at the level that he does. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>this is yeah, but Pete's not a Pete's not a

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<v Speaker 2>pizza celebrity. But Pete's first of all, Pete's not like

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<v Speaker 2>an elitist Hollywood type. He's a guy who made it big,

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<v Speaker 2>who's on SNL. He's a New York kid.

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<v Speaker 3>He would have been cool with it. Yeah, he bought

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<v Speaker 3>a Staten Island ferry with Colin Joe's. He's a New

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<v Speaker 3>York guy.

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<v Speaker 1>He's not.

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<v Speaker 3>He would have definitely knows who you are. And I

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<v Speaker 3>would hope you would have mentioned the podcast to him.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I would have.

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<v Speaker 2>I would have seen with who you want to be

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<v Speaker 2>the Brooking Boys Podcast? How you do exactly?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what?

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<v Speaker 2>He would he would have come on the podcast. You

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<v Speaker 2>should have tried to book him on the podcast. He

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<v Speaker 2>would he would be to get Pete Davidson. We had

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<v Speaker 2>sebast men of scalo on. You know, we've had big

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<v Speaker 2>name comments. It would have been awesome that talked to

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<v Speaker 2>him for a minute. Buddy, Oh well, hey, Pete hosted

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<v Speaker 2>the Brooking Boys podcast co host.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh love to have you on the moment has passed.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry slices. If you know Pete david tell him we

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<v Speaker 1>said we want to on podcast, The Brook Glynn Boys Podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>We will be right back, Skirit.

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<v Speaker 3>I called a company yesterday and I never had this

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<v Speaker 3>option before, and I wanted your opinion and slices if

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<v Speaker 3>you have an opinion on this and a reason, not

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<v Speaker 3>just a yes or no, but a reason. And I

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<v Speaker 3>ran this by a friend of mine today and he

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<v Speaker 3>had a very strong opinion against mine, and I'll tell

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<v Speaker 3>you what he said. But so I called the company

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<v Speaker 3>and they said, all of our customer service agents are busy.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll be with you momentarily.

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<v Speaker 3>Press one if you'd like to hear hold music while

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<v Speaker 3>you wait, Press two if you would like silence.

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<v Speaker 1>I chose silence.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, what's wrong with that? Have you ever first of all,

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<v Speaker 2>have you ever heard that before?

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<v Speaker 1>Had an eye? I never had the option. No, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>do you like that option? No?

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<v Speaker 2>I want the hold music to know that I haven't

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<v Speaker 2>been disconnected. Okay, that's what my friend said, That's what

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<v Speaker 2>paper men you said today lunch. Yeah, you need you

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<v Speaker 2>need the music there to know that there's some life

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<v Speaker 2>on the other end of the phone, because if it's

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<v Speaker 2>just complete silence, you might be tricking yourself into thinking

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<v Speaker 2>you're on hold.

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<v Speaker 1>When you've just been sent to an abyss.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I'll tell you why I chose no music. Rest

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<v Speaker 3>of all, I was watching television and I didn't want the

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<v Speaker 3>distraction in my ear. Second of all, have you ever

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<v Speaker 3>been on hold with music and it's like, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>it's the same three songs every time, hold on, hold on,

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<v Speaker 3>and then it goes.

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<v Speaker 2>And you're like, and then it goes and it stops.

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<v Speaker 2>You go, you're gonna pick up and then he goes,

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<v Speaker 2>of course continuing. It goes for like a minute and

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<v Speaker 2>thirteen seconds again, and he goes and you go, oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Here it is.

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<v Speaker 2>It starts off freagain. Right, it's false. I don't want

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<v Speaker 2>that false. I don't want the false hope because then

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<v Speaker 2>I go hello, right back in right right. I'd rather

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<v Speaker 2>have silence and not have to deal with it.

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<v Speaker 3>So I chose solad. But I've never heard that before.

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<v Speaker 3>We had an option. I love that they gave me

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<v Speaker 3>an opt. I like the there's the one that they

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<v Speaker 3>a lot of companies used.

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<v Speaker 1>It starts with you know, yeah, you don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>to I'm talking about.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but after like twelve minutes on hold, you want

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<v Speaker 2>to rip your ears off. And then there's no option

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<v Speaker 2>to like silence the music. I would like if I said,

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<v Speaker 2>at any time, you can push too to silence the music,

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<v Speaker 2>then I'd be okay with it. But I chose silence

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<v Speaker 2>and scary. I don't know how long I was on hold,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe eight nine minutes. It was the most relaxing whole time.

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<v Speaker 2>There was no repetitive music, there was no like music,

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<v Speaker 2>there was no start and stop right it was. It

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<v Speaker 2>was fantastic. I loved it all right. Now the company

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<v Speaker 2>I called I'm gonna I'm gonna. I'm not gonna say

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<v Speaker 2>the name of the company, but it's the company I

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<v Speaker 2>used to host my website.

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<v Speaker 1>Now.

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<v Speaker 3>Right when I got that website, it was one hundred

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<v Speaker 3>and nineteen dollars for two years. Last year it went

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<v Speaker 3>up to one hundred and fifty five dollars for two

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<v Speaker 3>yearsoom it went up again this week? How much did

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<v Speaker 3>it go up too, scary? From one hundred and fifty

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<v Speaker 3>five one hundred and sixty one, two hundred and three.

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<v Speaker 3>What So, when I finally got the guy in hold

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<v Speaker 3>from you named the country. I have no idea where

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<v Speaker 3>he lives, I said, well, I don't understand Bangladesh.

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<v Speaker 2>Why did you raise my rate twenty five percent for

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<v Speaker 2>the same website that, by the way, I designed. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>you get the security and you get the uh wow,

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<v Speaker 2>you know I don't want the security.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right there. I said, how how did you How

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<v Speaker 1>can you guys?

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<v Speaker 2>I go, how can you raise my my rates twenty

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<v Speaker 2>five percent? You know what he said to me? I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't raise your rates. I just said, I'm just to

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<v Speaker 2>customer service. I said, no, I go, well, it's terrible

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<v Speaker 2>customer service to raise my rates. Customer service didn't raise

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<v Speaker 2>your rates. The company did.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Getting getting caught up talking, I said, is that mister

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<v Speaker 2>Michael Oppenheimer on the other end, Yeah, I said, it's

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<v Speaker 2>the company and the service they provide to the consumer

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<v Speaker 2>to raise my rate without warning. Because I'm on autopay yep,

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<v Speaker 2>twenty five percent is outrageous.

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<v Speaker 1>Why did they raise the rates? What more am I getting?

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<v Speaker 1>He said, Well, they raise your rates because that's now

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<v Speaker 1>the going price. They're talking in circles.

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<v Speaker 2>It's almost like they had that answer to the definition

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<v Speaker 2>of ball is a ball? Well, the price went up

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<v Speaker 2>because that's now the market price. What you're gonna tell

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<v Speaker 2>me that tariffs are affecting the website, like, what's your excuse?

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<v Speaker 1>No, they don't have an answer for you. So they're

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<v Speaker 1>getting So I said, what's the introductory price? One nineteen.

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<v Speaker 3>So you're saying, if I shut down my website and

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<v Speaker 3>then resign up at one nineteen and then put everything

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<v Speaker 3>back together, I can do that. Well yeah, but you

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<v Speaker 3>have to shut down your website and then rebuild it.

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<v Speaker 3>So I said, well, they got you there. I get

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<v Speaker 3>all the graic codes to call it codes. It'll take

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<v Speaker 3>me an hour. Well that's up to you. I can't

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<v Speaker 3>tell you what to do. But the only way you

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<v Speaker 3>can do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Is if you can't see your account and rebuild your

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<v Speaker 2>account with new account.

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<v Speaker 1>So I said, so.

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<v Speaker 2>You're saying I can get it for one nineteen, Well

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<v Speaker 2>probably not now, because you told me what you're gonna do.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, I was, oh, great, Now, gonna wait a week

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<v Speaker 1>till I forge. He forgets me and I have to read.

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<v Speaker 2>So imagine that in the span of two years to

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<v Speaker 2>double my rate for a website that was like, oh,

0:19:24.520 --> 0:19:27.160
<v Speaker 2>sign up for this website. They and it's the plus.

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<v Speaker 2>They figure you're not gonna go anywhere. They got you

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<v Speaker 2>trapped because all your stuff is saved on their server.

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<v Speaker 2>So you know, well I can just cancel my domain

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<v Speaker 2>with them and hopefully they're not pricks about it where

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<v Speaker 2>they lock my domain.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, all right, what are you gonna do? You have

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<v Speaker 3>something because I wanted to talk to you about updates?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have a few things.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, go ahead home and hit me with something. So

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<v Speaker 2>this is something that this is such a brody moment.

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<v Speaker 2>And I don't know what you would have done in

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<v Speaker 2>this case, but uh, I think you do.

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<v Speaker 1>So.

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<v Speaker 2>I was in Santrope, right, and santro Pey a very

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<v Speaker 2>festive place known.

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<v Speaker 1>For coincidentally, I was in New Jersey as well, I said,

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<v Speaker 1>santro pe Yeah, I know. Is there a Sanchope New Jersey?

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<v Speaker 1>I was there? Was I would have gone there? Yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I was in New Jersey.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, well, San sancho Pe is known for having you know,

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<v Speaker 2>a liner like you know, the time between dinner and

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<v Speaker 2>lunch and dinner and what Lennar Lennard turns into these

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<v Speaker 2>uh turn ups so so not turn up like like

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<v Speaker 2>the vegetable vegetable Like It'll start like nice and calm.

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<v Speaker 2>You get a lot of like Mediterranean food and stuff

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<v Speaker 2>and you order these you know, kebabs or fish, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>all all your favorites, Brody, all the fucking greens, and

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<v Speaker 2>you know, you know, like like like you know, all

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<v Speaker 2>the all the the fresh catch of the day.

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<v Speaker 1>And you're having like a fun time and it's like

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<v Speaker 1>nice and lively, and you're you're eating kind of like

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<v Speaker 1>an beach clubby situation with like a lot of bamboo

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<v Speaker 1>and wood and around you and canopies.

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<v Speaker 2>And stuff, and it's just off the beach and is

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<v Speaker 2>a DJ like you know, spinning, and all of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 2>the music gets louder.

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<v Speaker 1>And now you're an hour in.

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<v Speaker 2>Now now you've finished your meal, but now the music's

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<v Speaker 2>getting louder, and now people are taking their what's on

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<v Speaker 2>their table, and from this, you know, dinner turns to dessert,

0:21:28.040 --> 0:21:31.040
<v Speaker 2>turns to maybe some a bottle on your table, and

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<v Speaker 2>people going crazy and people going nuts. So we were

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<v Speaker 2>we just didn't want to get to that point, right.

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<v Speaker 2>We were like we got to get out of here.

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<v Speaker 1>These clubs, these beach clubs close down around eight, nine

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<v Speaker 1>o'clock anyway, but it was like seven o'clock and we're like, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>we've had our fun, We've had our fill. The music's

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<v Speaker 1>getting louder. We get it. We're grooving at the table.

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<v Speaker 1>Where's my check? Well, you were grooving at the table.

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<v Speaker 1>It was dancing. Yeah, you dance at the table. You

0:21:56.320 --> 0:21:58.680
<v Speaker 1>dance in place, you kind of dance. You aren't drinking, though,

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<v Speaker 1>because your friend you were.

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<v Speaker 2>I was drinking by the glass. My buddy Danny was not.

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<v Speaker 2>He but that's neither here. That's neither here.

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<v Speaker 1>Danny connections, that's neither here nor there. When you call.

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<v Speaker 2>So now we're like, uh, let's let's get the bill.

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<v Speaker 2>Where's the where's the waiter?

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<v Speaker 1>Brody? Where do you think the waiter was the waiters?

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<v Speaker 1>He's probably getting drunk by the DJ.

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<v Speaker 2>The waiter was dancing on the table and doing a

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<v Speaker 2>show for another table.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I think. He's that drunk. He's pauling.

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<v Speaker 2>So I had asked him. I said, hey, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>you know you do the little scribble.

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<v Speaker 1>Sign the air, you know, you know you in the air,

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah for the check? Yeah check? Please sign my check?

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<v Speaker 1>Or you do yeah sign?

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<v Speaker 2>You do the check sign? Right, So he saw it.

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<v Speaker 2>He goes he goes, oh okay, all right, yeah. Five

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<v Speaker 2>minutes goes by. I'm like, where's this guy? I look

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<v Speaker 2>dude is dancing on the table, So I'm like, there's

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<v Speaker 2>his shirt on or off?

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<v Speaker 1>I had no shirt's on. But the thing is, are

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<v Speaker 1>you a waiter? Are you're a performer? Like? What are

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<v Speaker 1>you doing here?

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<v Speaker 2>Apparently when a certain song comes on, all the waiters

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<v Speaker 2>and waitresses stop what they're doing and they start clapping

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<v Speaker 2>and they have like this coordinated dance and they jump

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<v Speaker 2>on the chairs and they you know, they do napkin

0:23:16.359 --> 0:23:19.520
<v Speaker 2>shaking bullshit, and they do all kinds of stuff. But

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<v Speaker 2>if you think about it, these people are the service

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<v Speaker 2>couldn't be worse. I mean, what if you really need something,

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<v Speaker 2>or what if your food is ready in the back

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<v Speaker 2>and the waitress is like dancing on a chair because

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<v Speaker 2>they have this moment where that song came on and

0:23:35.800 --> 0:23:39.480
<v Speaker 2>they're all coordinated doing this dance. Meanwhile, your food's back

0:23:39.520 --> 0:23:44.040
<v Speaker 2>there getting cold, I asked the waiter. I then went

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<v Speaker 2>over to him on the chair and he was stating

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<v Speaker 2>again he was dancing on the table. He was doing

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<v Speaker 2>one of these coordinated dances and they're like, hey, buddy,

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<v Speaker 2>check check please, and he.

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<v Speaker 1>Goes, yeay, I got you, I got you. So I

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<v Speaker 1>walk away. It took me about twenty minutes to get

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<v Speaker 1>my fucking check. I've never seen people so eager to

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<v Speaker 1>keep you there and not take your money. But apparently

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<v Speaker 1>when you go to these beach clubs, you don't really

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<v Speaker 1>have a waiter. You know, the waiter is an afterthought.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, they know your service is kind of secondary.

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<v Speaker 1>Watch me dance first. It was just like the priorities

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<v Speaker 1>are screwed up, but a very fastie.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean it was about no wait. Waited like twenty

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<v Speaker 2>minutes for them to process it. He had to come over,

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<v Speaker 2>he had to go in the back, he got to

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<v Speaker 2>get the card machine and then bring the machine over.

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<v Speaker 2>And it was like, oh, but he didn't want to

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<v Speaker 2>do that. He was happy dancing. He was just dancing

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<v Speaker 2>on the tables. I just thought it was funny because

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<v Speaker 2>it's you don't really see that here. You don't wear

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<v Speaker 2>two hats like either you Now, I do get it.

0:24:51.640 --> 0:24:53.280
<v Speaker 2>Like some of these restaurants when they do the happy

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<v Speaker 2>birthday thing, they all have to stop what they're doing

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<v Speaker 2>and go wish one table a happy birthday and do

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<v Speaker 2>that little happy birthday song.

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<v Speaker 1>That's one thing, But these people have.

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<v Speaker 2>Coordinated dances where they're like dancing for like five or

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<v Speaker 2>ten minutes.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, remember you've been at Johnny Rockets. I don't know

0:25:08.440 --> 0:25:10.000
<v Speaker 3>if they still do it, but Johnny Rockets used to

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<v Speaker 3>do that choreographed.

0:25:10.960 --> 0:25:14.679
<v Speaker 2>Like choreograph yeah right exactly, and the lights would flicker

0:25:14.680 --> 0:25:16.680
<v Speaker 2>and all that shit. But I just thought it was

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<v Speaker 2>very funny, Like what what would Brody do? Would you

0:25:20.359 --> 0:25:21.960
<v Speaker 2>like push the guy off the table and be like,

0:25:22.000 --> 0:25:23.959
<v Speaker 2>I want my fucking check. You want to get out

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<v Speaker 2>of here. Let's say I had to get somewhere. Let's

0:25:26.359 --> 0:25:27.639
<v Speaker 2>say we would go on to a show, or we

0:25:27.680 --> 0:25:30.960
<v Speaker 2>had plans right at some point. But if you have

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<v Speaker 2>nothing else to do but sit there and drink, then

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<v Speaker 2>I get Yeah, I fine. Besides you last night check

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<v Speaker 2>slices back me up here, Scary was grooving at the table.

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<v Speaker 1>I was grooving on a sunny afternoons on a sun Yeah.

0:25:43.800 --> 0:25:44.440
<v Speaker 1>Nice reference.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh, I would say, in that environment, you just you're

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<v Speaker 3>laid back.

0:25:49.520 --> 0:25:51.960
<v Speaker 1>You're on vacation. You just you just wait it out.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, But the guy should have like a tap and

0:25:54.480 --> 0:25:56.440
<v Speaker 2>pay on his belt, so you just walk over, and

0:25:57.480 --> 0:25:59.639
<v Speaker 2>that it would be a great invention, the tap and

0:25:59.680 --> 0:26:04.800
<v Speaker 2>pay the belt, just go belt, walk over and go hey, yeah, boo, yeah, yeah, tap,

0:26:04.960 --> 0:26:07.120
<v Speaker 2>gotta get out, don't miss a movie to keep going.

0:26:07.880 --> 0:26:10.200
<v Speaker 2>Then he turns around while he's dancing on his back

0:26:10.240 --> 0:26:19.320
<v Speaker 2>and says, tip a mount with scary and verdie. Okay,

0:26:19.359 --> 0:26:21.040
<v Speaker 2>So I want to talk to you about updates that

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<v Speaker 2>are fucking my life up.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't like change like you don't say I know.

0:26:29.160 --> 0:26:33.680
<v Speaker 3>So I use an email app called blue Mail. Blue

0:26:33.680 --> 0:26:38.600
<v Speaker 3>Mail up until recently was fantastic. It's free. There's a

0:26:38.640 --> 0:26:41.960
<v Speaker 3>pay version, but it's free.

0:26:41.040 --> 0:26:46.360
<v Speaker 2>And you can use all kinds of mail on it, Gmail, Aol, yeahoo,

0:26:46.400 --> 0:26:48.800
<v Speaker 2>all kinds of mail, pop mail, or whatever kind of

0:26:48.840 --> 0:26:51.120
<v Speaker 2>mail you have, all different formats of mail.

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<v Speaker 3>It's terrific and I've been using it Scary maybe ten years.

0:26:58.160 --> 0:27:00.520
<v Speaker 3>So when you use an app for ten years, when

0:27:00.560 --> 0:27:02.680
<v Speaker 3>you open it and you want to do something, your

0:27:02.680 --> 0:27:05.920
<v Speaker 3>fingers already know where to go. Sure, oh block domain

0:27:06.119 --> 0:27:07.919
<v Speaker 3>reply all.

0:27:07.840 --> 0:27:12.200
<v Speaker 2>Reply is, everything's right there, search email, go to folders.

0:27:12.200 --> 0:27:16.720
<v Speaker 2>Everything's great like a machine boom. And when you use

0:27:16.760 --> 0:27:20.080
<v Speaker 2>email a lot, which you know we all some of

0:27:20.160 --> 0:27:23.199
<v Speaker 2>us still do you use the Apple lot It's one

0:27:23.240 --> 0:27:28.720
<v Speaker 2>of my most used apps. Well, yesterday it auto updated

0:27:29.119 --> 0:27:31.840
<v Speaker 2>and they decided to take the buttons from the bottom.

0:27:32.200 --> 0:27:34.240
<v Speaker 1>Put them on the top. Take some of the buttons,

0:27:35.160 --> 0:27:37.840
<v Speaker 1>put them on the bottom. Uh. The way to switch

0:27:37.840 --> 0:27:40.080
<v Speaker 1>from one email account to another used to be at

0:27:40.080 --> 0:27:42.040
<v Speaker 1>the top, Now it's at the bottom. Right, So that

0:27:42.119 --> 0:27:43.880
<v Speaker 1>this totally fucked up your entire day.

0:27:43.920 --> 0:27:46.000
<v Speaker 2>I see, because now your your fingers are going one

0:27:46.040 --> 0:27:50.680
<v Speaker 2>place and it's calling another command up. You know, because

0:27:51.040 --> 0:27:53.240
<v Speaker 2>any app you use slie, it's like typing. It's like

0:27:53.280 --> 0:27:55.920
<v Speaker 2>if if if they move the ASDF and your left

0:27:55.920 --> 0:27:57.919
<v Speaker 2>hand somewhere else on the keyboard, you'd be like, what

0:27:57.960 --> 0:27:58.359
<v Speaker 2>the fuck.

0:27:59.359 --> 0:28:02.359
<v Speaker 3>That's what they did. They moved the quarity to the

0:28:02.359 --> 0:28:05.480
<v Speaker 3>other side of the keyboard. You can't move the quarity. Yeah,

0:28:06.480 --> 0:28:08.639
<v Speaker 3>it's not better, it's not more functional. It's not like

0:28:09.119 --> 0:28:11.240
<v Speaker 3>the most commonly used buttons are now at the bottom

0:28:11.240 --> 0:28:13.439
<v Speaker 3>so that you can, you know, use one hand to no,

0:28:13.440 --> 0:28:13.840
<v Speaker 3>no no.

0:28:14.440 --> 0:28:16.800
<v Speaker 1>It's mayhem and random. And if you go on the

0:28:17.200 --> 0:28:20.520
<v Speaker 1>if you go on the that's the morning show on

0:28:20.680 --> 0:28:24.439
<v Speaker 1>the Breeze and the Jersey may Hen random in the morning,

0:28:25.880 --> 0:28:26.760
<v Speaker 1>I hear they're married.

0:28:28.200 --> 0:28:32.480
<v Speaker 2>May they were, then turn it to total mayn yeah,

0:28:32.520 --> 0:28:34.600
<v Speaker 2>which is which is random for them because you know

0:28:34.680 --> 0:28:36.119
<v Speaker 2>they were. They didn't plan anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. So I'm like, it's got Maybe this is a glitch.

0:28:41.280 --> 0:28:41.680
<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

0:28:42.040 --> 0:28:44.280
<v Speaker 2>So I go to the Google Play Store and I

0:28:44.280 --> 0:28:46.440
<v Speaker 2>look at the reviews of the new update.

0:28:47.200 --> 0:28:47.600
<v Speaker 1>Scary.

0:28:47.680 --> 0:28:50.880
<v Speaker 3>People are being brutal one star, one star. I hate

0:28:50.920 --> 0:28:54.400
<v Speaker 3>this change of back. People are hating it, and I'm

0:28:54.440 --> 0:28:57.360
<v Speaker 3>wondering do they care about the current users or do

0:28:57.440 --> 0:29:01.240
<v Speaker 3>they figure new users will just download it and be like, oh,

0:29:01.280 --> 0:29:02.000
<v Speaker 3>this is what it is.

0:29:03.320 --> 0:29:07.000
<v Speaker 2>I think they give zero fox about the old listeners

0:29:07.520 --> 0:29:09.520
<v Speaker 2>and they figure like, all right, they'll figure it out.

0:29:09.600 --> 0:29:11.360
<v Speaker 1>And by the way, not everyone's a listener. I understand

0:29:11.360 --> 0:29:12.640
<v Speaker 1>what you're saying. You're in radio. I mean, I mean,

0:29:12.680 --> 0:29:16.880
<v Speaker 1>I mean yeah, I meant users. Did I say listeners? Wow?

0:29:17.200 --> 0:29:20.600
<v Speaker 3>There was no like a slow rollout. There was no like, hey,

0:29:20.600 --> 0:29:24.720
<v Speaker 3>it's a beta test. It's horrific and it's ruining ruin.

0:29:25.080 --> 0:29:25.680
<v Speaker 1>I email them.

0:29:25.760 --> 0:29:28.840
<v Speaker 2>I emailed the customer support. I said, you've ruined my week.

0:29:29.600 --> 0:29:32.920
<v Speaker 3>So so so I'm not done yet, but slices leave

0:29:32.960 --> 0:29:33.600
<v Speaker 3>us talk back.

0:29:34.280 --> 0:29:37.560
<v Speaker 1>What has been updated that has ruined ruined everything for you?

0:29:38.120 --> 0:29:39.240
<v Speaker 1>Ruin you ruin it?

0:29:39.280 --> 0:29:44.400
<v Speaker 3>Okay, So this afternoon, Scary says to me around four o'clock.

0:29:45.360 --> 0:29:48.680
<v Speaker 3>What TI I'm going to do the podcast? I said, well,

0:29:49.920 --> 0:29:51.560
<v Speaker 3>let's do it around six thirty a couple hours. I

0:29:51.600 --> 0:29:54.440
<v Speaker 3>want to take a quick nap. Yeah, so he said,

0:29:54.480 --> 0:29:55.600
<v Speaker 3>all right, great.

0:29:55.960 --> 0:29:56.160
<v Speaker 1>Now.

0:29:56.200 --> 0:29:59.320
<v Speaker 3>Earlier today, I'm in the I'm in the bathroom and

0:29:59.360 --> 0:30:01.840
<v Speaker 3>I tell a Alexa to play a radio station for me,

0:30:02.640 --> 0:30:07.200
<v Speaker 3>and she says, would you like early access to Alexa Plus?

0:30:08.000 --> 0:30:10.000
<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry, if I set your devices off, I go

0:30:10.080 --> 0:30:13.920
<v Speaker 3>early Access. Yeah, she goes early free early access. So

0:30:13.960 --> 0:30:16.560
<v Speaker 3>I said, wait a minute, is there going to be

0:30:16.600 --> 0:30:20.720
<v Speaker 3>a charge eventually? No, but early access is free for

0:30:20.840 --> 0:30:24.280
<v Speaker 3>Prime members, which I'm a pro Amazon Prime member. I said, Oh,

0:30:24.280 --> 0:30:28.800
<v Speaker 3>what do I get? I get AI easier communication, more

0:30:28.840 --> 0:30:31.680
<v Speaker 3>fluid conversation. If the blue light stays on, you don't

0:30:31.720 --> 0:30:33.440
<v Speaker 3>have to keep saying her name. You can just keep

0:30:33.440 --> 0:30:40.400
<v Speaker 3>talking all these features. It'll recommend new streaming movies. So

0:30:40.480 --> 0:30:42.040
<v Speaker 3>I opt in, and I have to I have to

0:30:42.040 --> 0:30:44.320
<v Speaker 3>set it up, answer a bunch of questions, what sports

0:30:44.360 --> 0:30:44.720
<v Speaker 3>do you like?

0:30:44.760 --> 0:30:46.320
<v Speaker 1>What kind of movies do you like? TV shows?

0:30:46.400 --> 0:30:48.640
<v Speaker 3>If esthe comes on Amazon Prime, they think I would like,

0:30:48.880 --> 0:30:51.880
<v Speaker 3>She'll recommend it. I'm like, this is terrific. And the voice,

0:30:52.480 --> 0:30:54.960
<v Speaker 3>the voices are all great for the for the women.

0:30:56.360 --> 0:30:59.320
<v Speaker 3>Would you like to hear the men's voices? I go yeah. Now,

0:30:59.320 --> 0:31:04.800
<v Speaker 3>the first guy, he was definitely ah urban. You could

0:31:04.840 --> 0:31:06.880
<v Speaker 3>tell he was a black voice, which is fine. I

0:31:06.920 --> 0:31:08.520
<v Speaker 3>was like, Oh, that's got a really nice and you

0:31:08.560 --> 0:31:10.160
<v Speaker 3>call him can you see?

0:31:10.160 --> 0:31:12.440
<v Speaker 1>No man? That's my point. You would call him my man.

0:31:12.480 --> 0:31:13.760
<v Speaker 1>That's what I was getting at. Thank you.

0:31:15.480 --> 0:31:18.400
<v Speaker 3>The next guy sounds a little effeminatee. The third guy

0:31:18.520 --> 0:31:22.040
<v Speaker 3>sounds He says, this is the smooth voice, and I go, no,

0:31:22.120 --> 0:31:24.320
<v Speaker 3>one's smooth. And the fourth guy is like, this is

0:31:24.320 --> 0:31:27.280
<v Speaker 3>your clear voice. Like, so you got anybody with a

0:31:27.280 --> 0:31:27.920
<v Speaker 3>New York accent.

0:31:28.440 --> 0:31:31.040
<v Speaker 2>We have accents from all over, we have four American accents,

0:31:31.040 --> 0:31:33.000
<v Speaker 2>but not New York. I'm like, ah fuck, I would

0:31:33.120 --> 0:31:34.800
<v Speaker 2>like it. Like I was like, hey, what's the fucking weather?

0:31:35.160 --> 0:31:38.760
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, So I take the first female voice, which she's

0:31:38.840 --> 0:31:41.560
<v Speaker 3>like one of them was like, I'm your best I'm

0:31:41.600 --> 0:31:43.480
<v Speaker 3>the librarian who's also your best friend.

0:31:43.760 --> 0:31:44.520
<v Speaker 1>Like, oh, that's a suit.

0:31:44.640 --> 0:31:47.320
<v Speaker 2>What about the voice that says nothing beats a jet

0:31:47.360 --> 0:31:50.600
<v Speaker 2>two holiday? Yeah, that's not an option, but I like that.

0:31:51.960 --> 0:31:53.680
<v Speaker 2>So I picked my voice and I set up and

0:31:53.720 --> 0:31:55.760
<v Speaker 2>I'm like Wow, this is really good. Right, So I

0:31:55.800 --> 0:31:58.080
<v Speaker 2>go that was this afternoon. After I speak to you,

0:31:58.080 --> 0:31:58.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, I'm gonna go.

0:31:58.640 --> 0:31:59.120
<v Speaker 1>Take a nap.

0:31:59.760 --> 0:32:02.920
<v Speaker 2>So I say, hey, uh, name what I call it,

0:32:03.040 --> 0:32:05.600
<v Speaker 2>what I call the I call my ziggy yep ziggy

0:32:05.720 --> 0:32:09.560
<v Speaker 2>and I and I say hey, in case anyone else does, uh,

0:32:09.760 --> 0:32:14.800
<v Speaker 2>set an alarm for five pm to my van Halen playlist.

0:32:15.120 --> 0:32:17.600
<v Speaker 2>I want to hear van Halen when I wake up, right,

0:32:18.480 --> 0:32:22.520
<v Speaker 2>and it says five forty alarm to this is van Halen.

0:32:22.640 --> 0:32:26.320
<v Speaker 2>Now whatever it says this is, it's a pot. It's

0:32:26.320 --> 0:32:29.400
<v Speaker 2>a somebody's playlist from Spotify, right, a generic one.

0:32:29.480 --> 0:32:32.800
<v Speaker 1>It's not mine, not yours. Yeah, So I'm like, no, no,

0:32:33.560 --> 0:32:34.400
<v Speaker 1>cancel it. Alarm.

0:32:35.400 --> 0:32:38.360
<v Speaker 3>I want you to play the playlist, my personal van

0:32:38.400 --> 0:32:42.480
<v Speaker 3>Halen playlist on my Spotify account. Alarm set this is

0:32:42.560 --> 0:32:45.280
<v Speaker 3>van Halen. No, it's not what it sounds like. Alexa

0:32:45.320 --> 0:32:48.280
<v Speaker 3>plus needs some help. I think, should not out of it.

0:32:48.400 --> 0:32:50.040
<v Speaker 3>Not ready for prime time here Bertie.

0:32:50.320 --> 0:32:53.840
<v Speaker 2>So then I say, okay, this isn't working. Please play

0:32:54.000 --> 0:32:56.360
<v Speaker 2>my TNT playlist, which is an eighties metal band.

0:32:56.360 --> 0:32:57.080
<v Speaker 1>I was just checking this.

0:32:57.200 --> 0:33:00.040
<v Speaker 3>I like him and I'm friends with the singer and

0:33:00.040 --> 0:33:03.800
<v Speaker 3>I go, please, alarm set to my TNT playlist, alarm

0:33:03.840 --> 0:33:07.520
<v Speaker 3>set to I Tell Stories or something like that. I go, no, no,

0:33:08.200 --> 0:33:12.880
<v Speaker 3>that's not no T no t A CDC coming at you.

0:33:13.360 --> 0:33:16.840
<v Speaker 3>Everything I tried. They played something that sounded. So there's

0:33:16.880 --> 0:33:17.840
<v Speaker 3>a band called the Alarm.

0:33:18.000 --> 0:33:21.760
<v Speaker 2>I was like, set the alarm to my the alarm playlist,

0:33:22.680 --> 0:33:25.440
<v Speaker 2>right forget alarm.

0:33:25.160 --> 0:33:28.200
<v Speaker 1>Set alarm set to my heart will go on? No.

0:33:30.840 --> 0:33:34.880
<v Speaker 3>So so that I go, all right, ALEXA plus, how

0:33:34.880 --> 0:33:38.760
<v Speaker 3>do I how do I go back to the old software?

0:33:39.680 --> 0:33:42.280
<v Speaker 1>And it says all you have to do is say.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh, go back to restart original Like okay, so this says, oh,

0:33:50.160 --> 0:33:52.240
<v Speaker 3>if you'd like to restart, just go in the app.

0:33:52.280 --> 0:33:54.320
<v Speaker 1>I go no, no. So anyway, it took me like

0:33:54.480 --> 0:33:55.200
<v Speaker 1>twenty minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>I go back. Now, by the way, this is my

0:33:57.480 --> 0:34:00.520
<v Speaker 2>nap time. I get back to the old software and

0:34:00.560 --> 0:34:04.440
<v Speaker 2>I say, okay, this is great. And I say, I go, hello,

0:34:04.560 --> 0:34:06.640
<v Speaker 2>now it's not the one of the voices I chose. Yeah,

0:34:06.720 --> 0:34:08.239
<v Speaker 2>now it's one of the old voices and not the

0:34:08.239 --> 0:34:10.319
<v Speaker 2>one I chose. And I say, would you please set

0:34:10.320 --> 0:34:12.720
<v Speaker 2>my alarm for my van Halen playlist?

0:34:12.920 --> 0:34:14.680
<v Speaker 1>Yepe, not happening. Nope, no, all.

0:34:14.680 --> 0:34:17.839
<v Speaker 2>Right, so so I guess tomorrow of the story here is, uh,

0:34:18.200 --> 0:34:21.759
<v Speaker 2>don't upgrade to the Alexa Plus if they ask me

0:34:21.840 --> 0:34:24.000
<v Speaker 2>to do it. Well, I don't upgrade your blue mail

0:34:24.200 --> 0:34:28.800
<v Speaker 2>and don't upgrade ever. Don't upgrade any software, don't upgrade anything.

0:34:29.080 --> 0:34:32.480
<v Speaker 1>Keep everything you are so you are such a curmudgeon.

0:34:32.840 --> 0:34:35.399
<v Speaker 1>You are No you sound you know how you sound

0:34:35.400 --> 0:34:37.120
<v Speaker 1>like you're seventy eight years old right now?

0:34:37.320 --> 0:34:39.400
<v Speaker 2>You sound like my father. You sound like my father.

0:34:39.840 --> 0:34:42.560
<v Speaker 2>I swear I hate to say that, brody, but you

0:34:42.600 --> 0:34:45.560
<v Speaker 2>hold on. Aren't you the guy that agrees you never

0:34:45.600 --> 0:34:49.719
<v Speaker 2>buy a car in its first model year. No, I

0:34:49.760 --> 0:34:52.640
<v Speaker 2>go right for it. No, because they have to work

0:34:52.680 --> 0:34:54.440
<v Speaker 2>the kinks out. Everyone knows that when when they.

0:34:54.280 --> 0:34:57.000
<v Speaker 1>Redesign a car completely, you don't buy the first year.

0:34:57.440 --> 0:34:58.760
<v Speaker 1>Probably know that, all right.

0:34:59.640 --> 0:35:02.680
<v Speaker 2>You gotta get the kiss out. So get the kinks

0:35:02.680 --> 0:35:06.040
<v Speaker 2>out and then update it. Don't update now, playing get

0:35:06.040 --> 0:35:12.680
<v Speaker 2>don't let out now playing the kings You my dad?

0:35:13.080 --> 0:35:15.319
<v Speaker 2>That's you are my dad, My dad like your dad.

0:35:15.400 --> 0:35:17.160
<v Speaker 2>Your dad would not offer by the way he hits

0:35:17.160 --> 0:35:19.320
<v Speaker 2>me out. I know why your cousin call mine doesn't

0:35:19.320 --> 0:35:21.840
<v Speaker 2>know how to use anything, doesn't update anything because everything's

0:35:21.880 --> 0:35:22.320
<v Speaker 2>old school.

0:35:22.360 --> 0:35:24.760
<v Speaker 3>Listen, I have the I have. I update my phone

0:35:25.239 --> 0:35:28.120
<v Speaker 3>after it's been out six months. I update all my technology.

0:35:28.560 --> 0:35:31.000
<v Speaker 3>I just don't like updates the day they let release

0:35:31.080 --> 0:35:31.520
<v Speaker 3>EMP date.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, you've made your point. No, because my whole

0:35:34.400 --> 0:35:37.280
<v Speaker 2>home system is you're not something else. Bro your life.

0:35:37.320 --> 0:35:41.399
<v Speaker 1>Don't go on. I am something else. You you you are?

0:35:41.840 --> 0:35:44.000
<v Speaker 1>You know you're the one.

0:35:43.800 --> 0:35:45.920
<v Speaker 3>Who thinks I lowered and raise the volume of microphone

0:35:45.920 --> 0:35:46.399
<v Speaker 3>when I didn't.

0:35:46.840 --> 0:35:48.680
<v Speaker 1>Well, it certainly sounded like it.

0:35:49.600 --> 0:35:49.640
<v Speaker 2>No.

0:35:49.800 --> 0:35:51.000
<v Speaker 1>My father hits me the other.

0:35:50.960 --> 0:35:57.399
<v Speaker 2>Day and he's like, belt does freaking Verizon bill. It's

0:35:57.520 --> 0:36:00.319
<v Speaker 2>bothering me all of a sudden, it says said it

0:36:00.360 --> 0:36:03.040
<v Speaker 2>was one hundred and seventy seven dollars, And I thought

0:36:03.080 --> 0:36:05.399
<v Speaker 2>I got it cleared up. And then then I tried

0:36:05.440 --> 0:36:07.960
<v Speaker 2>to call them back and they won't speak to me

0:36:08.200 --> 0:36:10.600
<v Speaker 2>because they're looking for a pin, a pin.

0:36:10.480 --> 0:36:14.800
<v Speaker 1>Number, Brody's favorite pin number. They're looking for my pin, Anthony.

0:36:14.840 --> 0:36:18.320
<v Speaker 1>What's my pin number? Anthony? Anthony? I said, Dad, please,

0:36:18.440 --> 0:36:19.759
<v Speaker 1>I said, listen to me.

0:36:20.080 --> 0:36:23.279
<v Speaker 2>I said, you set up a pin when you have

0:36:23.719 --> 0:36:26.120
<v Speaker 2>when you you know, in the very beginning, it's somewhere

0:36:26.320 --> 0:36:27.880
<v Speaker 2>open up the app, I said, First of all, why

0:36:27.880 --> 0:36:29.719
<v Speaker 2>are you even talking to a live human. Why don't

0:36:29.760 --> 0:36:31.799
<v Speaker 2>you just dial six one one or open up them

0:36:31.840 --> 0:36:34.520
<v Speaker 2>for my Verizon app, Verizon files, whatever the hell it is.

0:36:34.680 --> 0:36:36.640
<v Speaker 2>I said, you can get all the stuff done there,

0:36:36.960 --> 0:36:38.440
<v Speaker 2>and then you don't have to worry about a pin.

0:36:38.680 --> 0:36:40.719
<v Speaker 1>Oh, Anthony, I don't know. They said. They said that

0:36:40.760 --> 0:36:42.839
<v Speaker 1>to an email address. I don't even use that email

0:36:42.840 --> 0:36:45.400
<v Speaker 1>address anymore, so some old AOL address.

0:36:45.760 --> 0:36:48.719
<v Speaker 2>So now he's got to reset the pin. He's got

0:36:48.760 --> 0:36:52.560
<v Speaker 2>to find his way into his old email address. It's

0:36:52.600 --> 0:36:55.319
<v Speaker 2>like one thing begot, the next beget. It's just one

0:36:55.480 --> 0:36:59.360
<v Speaker 2>problem after the next, I said, Dad, I said, listen,

0:36:59.480 --> 0:37:02.360
<v Speaker 2>next time, I said, he goes, they're telling me I

0:37:02.360 --> 0:37:04.520
<v Speaker 2>got to go to the mall, to the Verizon store,

0:37:04.800 --> 0:37:08.480
<v Speaker 2>oh the person, in order to change the freaking pin.

0:37:08.960 --> 0:37:10.359
<v Speaker 2>So now that now the case.

0:37:10.400 --> 0:37:12.839
<v Speaker 1>He's got no access to this fucking pin. I don't

0:37:12.840 --> 0:37:15.480
<v Speaker 1>know how to help him. My sister was trying, but

0:37:15.560 --> 0:37:17.160
<v Speaker 1>he might have to hit the reset button on his

0:37:17.200 --> 0:37:20.160
<v Speaker 1>account completely take his phone away, just take his phone away, right,

0:37:20.400 --> 0:37:22.560
<v Speaker 1>But that's what you sound like. That's what I'm saying. Now,

0:37:22.600 --> 0:37:24.200
<v Speaker 1>tell you sound like you sound it like my dad.

0:37:25.400 --> 0:37:27.759
<v Speaker 3>Listen he screwed up his own life by forgetting his

0:37:27.840 --> 0:37:29.480
<v Speaker 3>pin and his password.

0:37:30.000 --> 0:37:33.719
<v Speaker 1>Alexa, sorry, whoops. The Echo my Echo show.

0:37:33.880 --> 0:37:36.319
<v Speaker 2>And the entire Echo by the way for a later

0:37:36.400 --> 0:37:38.720
<v Speaker 2>time that maybe next episode. I'll tell you what happened

0:37:38.719 --> 0:37:41.600
<v Speaker 2>when I called customer service, because after I told them

0:37:41.840 --> 0:37:44.480
<v Speaker 2>that my entire all six of my devices were doing

0:37:44.480 --> 0:37:47.200
<v Speaker 2>the same thing, he says, did you try rebooting them?

0:37:47.280 --> 0:37:48.640
<v Speaker 3>I said, that was the first thing I said to

0:37:48.640 --> 0:37:50.640
<v Speaker 3>you when I called. I said, I rebooted all my devices,

0:37:51.200 --> 0:37:53.439
<v Speaker 3>I said, And he goes, well, give me the serial number.

0:37:53.520 --> 0:37:55.239
<v Speaker 2>I go, of all six devices. I go, it's not

0:37:55.280 --> 0:37:59.800
<v Speaker 2>the devices, it's just software. Your updates screwed me, screwed

0:37:59.800 --> 0:38:02.560
<v Speaker 2>me over. Well, did you try? Go yes, And I

0:38:02.600 --> 0:38:04.279
<v Speaker 2>told him all the things I did, and he goes,

0:38:04.360 --> 0:38:05.920
<v Speaker 2>did you try that? He goes, You're gonna do a

0:38:05.920 --> 0:38:06.640
<v Speaker 2>factory reset.

0:38:06.760 --> 0:38:07.400
<v Speaker 1>I go, no, I'm not.

0:38:08.000 --> 0:38:11.000
<v Speaker 3>I'm not doing a factory reset. I'm not doing that. Yes, Well,

0:38:11.000 --> 0:38:11.799
<v Speaker 3>did John plugging it?

0:38:11.840 --> 0:38:13.320
<v Speaker 1>Hold on? Did I not tell you I unplugged the

0:38:13.360 --> 0:38:14.800
<v Speaker 1>beginning of the call. Okay, we got we got a

0:38:14.840 --> 0:38:18.680
<v Speaker 1>factory reset this podcast. Seriously, we pull the plug. We'll

0:38:18.719 --> 0:38:19.919
<v Speaker 1>be back in three minutes.

0:38:19.920 --> 0:38:25.560
<v Speaker 2>We do a Factory Boys podcast. All right, we have

0:38:25.640 --> 0:38:28.360
<v Speaker 2>that out of our system. Can I tell you what

0:38:28.440 --> 0:38:31.280
<v Speaker 2>grinds my gears? Yes, and then I'll talk about pickleball.

0:38:31.400 --> 0:38:33.759
<v Speaker 2>I got some fun, You got pickleball. I'm still on

0:38:33.840 --> 0:38:40.000
<v Speaker 2>vacation in Sanchope. I can't stand it when people approach

0:38:40.080 --> 0:38:44.719
<v Speaker 2>the DJ at like a professional like beach club or

0:38:44.760 --> 0:38:48.320
<v Speaker 2>a club or a bar, and make requests. When people

0:38:48.360 --> 0:38:52.600
<v Speaker 2>go up and make requests, it's like these people are

0:38:52.680 --> 0:38:57.160
<v Speaker 2>hired to do this, they know what they're doing. Leave

0:38:57.160 --> 0:38:59.480
<v Speaker 2>it to the professionals. First of all, there's a great

0:38:59.560 --> 0:39:02.560
<v Speaker 2>chance to gonna play your fucking song anyway, because they

0:39:02.640 --> 0:39:04.200
<v Speaker 2>know they playing what's popular.

0:39:04.239 --> 0:39:05.760
<v Speaker 1>And you're gonna request something popular.

0:39:06.520 --> 0:39:09.480
<v Speaker 2>If it's not that, it's gonna be something that is

0:39:09.520 --> 0:39:13.120
<v Speaker 2>a completely different genre of music then and they're not

0:39:13.160 --> 0:39:15.719
<v Speaker 2>on that vibe, so they're not gonna play it.

0:39:16.120 --> 0:39:19.560
<v Speaker 1>So don't make suggestions. Don't tell the DJ how to

0:39:19.560 --> 0:39:22.960
<v Speaker 1>do their job. Now, now, hold on, if you're at

0:39:23.000 --> 0:39:25.920
<v Speaker 1>a I get it, you're at a wedding, you're at

0:39:26.040 --> 0:39:30.319
<v Speaker 1>sweet sixteen, a bar, mitzvah. The DJ's hired for the

0:39:30.440 --> 0:39:32.920
<v Speaker 1>for the for the family, and I pee, And people

0:39:33.000 --> 0:39:35.799
<v Speaker 1>want to make requests. It's a little bit more. It's

0:39:35.880 --> 0:39:37.120
<v Speaker 1>let me let me stop here right there.

0:39:37.400 --> 0:39:39.120
<v Speaker 2>If you're at a wedding or a bar Mitzvah or

0:39:39.120 --> 0:39:41.560
<v Speaker 2>a Sweet sixteen or a Kingston Year or whatever, and

0:39:41.600 --> 0:39:44.040
<v Speaker 2>you're not the family that hired the DJ, you don't

0:39:44.040 --> 0:39:46.400
<v Speaker 2>get to make requests, okay. You don't get to go

0:39:46.400 --> 0:39:47.920
<v Speaker 2>to the DJ and be like, hey, I want to

0:39:48.000 --> 0:39:50.399
<v Speaker 2>hear uh, you know the new whatever, the new dual

0:39:50.400 --> 0:39:54.120
<v Speaker 2>A Liipa song. What if the bar Mitzvah boy hates Dualipa.

0:39:54.239 --> 0:39:56.920
<v Speaker 2>If they wanted to play du A Liipa, they play Dualipa.

0:39:57.160 --> 0:39:59.400
<v Speaker 2>They got a setlist, they got games, they want to play.

0:39:59.480 --> 0:40:01.400
<v Speaker 2>Shit to do you get to go up? You're right,

0:40:01.480 --> 0:40:02.840
<v Speaker 2>You're right, Hey, I want to you know what I

0:40:02.880 --> 0:40:06.600
<v Speaker 2>want to hear the carpenters uh from nineteen seventy four.

0:40:06.800 --> 0:40:10.400
<v Speaker 2>No go sit the funck down. It's not your wedding, right, So, okay,

0:40:10.600 --> 0:40:13.839
<v Speaker 2>But the people who paid for the DJ in that case, I.

0:40:13.800 --> 0:40:15.319
<v Speaker 1>Think you have a little bit of leeway to make

0:40:15.320 --> 0:40:18.960
<v Speaker 1>your requests the DJ. Still. Yeah, a lot of DJs.

0:40:19.040 --> 0:40:21.359
<v Speaker 2>You're calling up a radio station requesting a song like

0:40:21.440 --> 0:40:23.279
<v Speaker 2>you think you programmed the radio station better than the

0:40:23.280 --> 0:40:23.600
<v Speaker 2>people that.

0:40:23.640 --> 0:40:24.680
<v Speaker 1>Worked there, right.

0:40:25.239 --> 0:40:29.400
<v Speaker 2>And so to see these these these beach clubs that

0:40:29.480 --> 0:40:32.440
<v Speaker 2>have thousands of people at them and they're they're playing

0:40:32.480 --> 0:40:34.880
<v Speaker 2>their song and they're getting into a groove. There's that

0:40:34.920 --> 0:40:37.760
<v Speaker 2>word again, groove and you grew no grooving and groove.

0:40:37.840 --> 0:40:40.200
<v Speaker 2>Grooving and a groove in two different things. Okay, but

0:40:40.440 --> 0:40:45.360
<v Speaker 2>they're ain't a groove. Let just get out the way, move, bitch,

0:40:45.400 --> 0:40:46.080
<v Speaker 2>get out the way.

0:40:46.239 --> 0:40:47.919
<v Speaker 1>Get out the way, bitch, get out the way. Yeah,

0:40:48.000 --> 0:40:48.560
<v Speaker 1>don't there we go.

0:40:48.680 --> 0:40:53.280
<v Speaker 2>Don't start requesting songs because it's it's selfish number one.

0:40:53.480 --> 0:40:57.000
<v Speaker 2>Number two, it's condescending to make it look like that

0:40:57.120 --> 0:41:00.440
<v Speaker 2>you know better than the DJ about the playlist and

0:41:01.200 --> 0:41:05.080
<v Speaker 2>you know whatever, and and three you're fucking everybody else

0:41:05.120 --> 0:41:08.480
<v Speaker 2>over if they God forbid, decide to go with your request.

0:41:08.520 --> 0:41:11.240
<v Speaker 2>But these DJs are like shake their head like yeah, okay,

0:41:11.280 --> 0:41:14.640
<v Speaker 2>I'll play that whatever. They turned a blind eye and

0:41:14.719 --> 0:41:17.440
<v Speaker 2>a deaf ear to it. So so that was that

0:41:17.520 --> 0:41:21.640
<v Speaker 2>was all one of my observations in the clerbs, in

0:41:21.719 --> 0:41:22.560
<v Speaker 2>the beach clerbs.

0:41:22.880 --> 0:41:24.360
<v Speaker 1>The linter, the linter clerbs.

0:41:25.120 --> 0:41:27.520
<v Speaker 2>He just said, move, bitch, get out the way. Yeah,

0:41:27.880 --> 0:41:30.560
<v Speaker 2>who is the the rapper who yells.

0:41:30.760 --> 0:41:35.799
<v Speaker 1>Make some noise? Who is that? DMX is it? Yeah?

0:41:35.800 --> 0:41:37.880
<v Speaker 1>I think it is right. Yeah, So I want to

0:41:37.920 --> 0:41:40.520
<v Speaker 1>I want to play a clip a fat Man's scoop.

0:41:40.600 --> 0:41:43.480
<v Speaker 1>Fat man scoop does make some noise. I think you're right, yeah,

0:41:43.520 --> 0:41:45.640
<v Speaker 1>fat Man scoop. I think that's more likely. DMX is well.

0:41:47.560 --> 0:41:50.359
<v Speaker 2>So at City Field where the Mets play yea, they

0:41:50.400 --> 0:41:53.840
<v Speaker 2>constantly play the clip make some noise?

0:41:54.320 --> 0:41:55.480
<v Speaker 1>Right? Yeah?

0:41:55.520 --> 0:41:59.080
<v Speaker 3>But Keith Hernandez, legendary New York Met player and announcer,

0:41:59.280 --> 0:42:01.160
<v Speaker 3>huh he here that here's the clip.

0:42:01.640 --> 0:42:05.040
<v Speaker 1>Here we go, see if you can hear the full volume. Scary.

0:42:05.160 --> 0:42:11.520
<v Speaker 1>A couple of quality starts the last two days. Someone's yelling.

0:42:12.760 --> 0:42:17.799
<v Speaker 1>What you say? Okay, you heard that? You heard the

0:42:18.000 --> 0:42:22.360
<v Speaker 1>background noise? A couple of quality starts the last two days.

0:42:25.400 --> 0:42:30.080
<v Speaker 2>Someone's yelling, he said, Oh, someone's yelling. Someone's yelling. Somebody

0:42:30.120 --> 0:42:35.600
<v Speaker 2>screamed out and makes some noise. Oh, Keith, this is

0:42:35.600 --> 0:42:36.279
<v Speaker 2>why we love him.

0:42:36.320 --> 0:42:41.080
<v Speaker 1>He's a national treasure, isn't he. Yeah? So, so I

0:42:41.120 --> 0:42:42.719
<v Speaker 1>want to know if you would have the balls to

0:42:42.760 --> 0:42:43.000
<v Speaker 1>do this.

0:42:43.120 --> 0:42:47.160
<v Speaker 2>Brody, it's you're a prankster, so I feel like you

0:42:47.160 --> 0:42:48.799
<v Speaker 2>you might have done this back in the day.

0:42:50.000 --> 0:42:51.279
<v Speaker 1>But one of the things that.

0:42:51.200 --> 0:42:54.880
<v Speaker 2>I sit I saw at said litter clubs at the

0:42:55.200 --> 0:42:59.320
<v Speaker 2>in santro Pez was people of all ages there. Okay,

0:42:59.560 --> 0:43:04.839
<v Speaker 2>I didn't feel old because people in Europe, for whatever reason.

0:43:05.080 --> 0:43:08.080
<v Speaker 1>They age differently. They do they age gracefully.

0:43:08.280 --> 0:43:11.439
<v Speaker 2>There were so many beautiful people, men and women, and

0:43:12.239 --> 0:43:15.200
<v Speaker 2>people in their fifties, sixties, seventies.

0:43:15.600 --> 0:43:18.560
<v Speaker 1>There were guys in their seventies partying with their wives

0:43:18.560 --> 0:43:21.879
<v Speaker 1>and their family and they were hanging out and they

0:43:21.880 --> 0:43:25.719
<v Speaker 1>all were well tanned, they had beautiful skin because they

0:43:25.800 --> 0:43:28.040
<v Speaker 1>just eat better, they live better. They don't work as

0:43:28.120 --> 0:43:28.759
<v Speaker 1>much as we do.

0:43:28.800 --> 0:43:31.560
<v Speaker 2>They have less stress on them, less mileage, all the

0:43:31.600 --> 0:43:34.759
<v Speaker 2>stuff that I stand for in life, they actually live.

0:43:35.600 --> 0:43:38.840
<v Speaker 2>And they are not afraid to come out at these

0:43:39.120 --> 0:43:42.120
<v Speaker 2>linnar parties and to hang out at these beach clubs

0:43:42.120 --> 0:43:47.839
<v Speaker 2>and you know, and chill and party. So this one

0:43:47.920 --> 0:43:51.920
<v Speaker 2>guy was there, got gray haired dude in his early seventies,

0:43:51.960 --> 0:43:59.799
<v Speaker 2>but he was with it. He brought his two beautiful

0:44:01.000 --> 0:44:04.560
<v Speaker 2>Sydney sweeny looking daughters to the club.

0:44:04.400 --> 0:44:09.320
<v Speaker 1>To party with him. Oh great jeans, great jeans, beautiful

0:44:09.360 --> 0:44:12.799
<v Speaker 1>I mean, beautiful blonde bombshells. But they were young, like

0:44:13.040 --> 0:44:15.120
<v Speaker 1>nineteen twenty two whatever, they were young.

0:44:15.560 --> 0:44:17.680
<v Speaker 2>But okay, now let me for a second. You were

0:44:17.680 --> 0:44:20.000
<v Speaker 2>with Dan. I was with Danny, right, we had gotten

0:44:20.040 --> 0:44:23.560
<v Speaker 2>into a conversation. Were with Robin. If you were with Robin,

0:44:24.360 --> 0:44:27.000
<v Speaker 2>would you have even noticed them or would you like?

0:44:27.320 --> 0:44:29.520
<v Speaker 2>What would you have done? No? What we I wouldn't

0:44:29.520 --> 0:44:31.080
<v Speaker 2>have known the dynamic. I would have been like, man,

0:44:31.120 --> 0:44:33.160
<v Speaker 2>this is a lucky guy with these two hot chicks.

0:44:33.440 --> 0:44:36.200
<v Speaker 2>That's what I would have thought. But because we got

0:44:36.200 --> 0:44:39.680
<v Speaker 2>into a conversation with the guy, because Danny can't, Danny

0:44:39.719 --> 0:44:40.520
<v Speaker 2>talks to everybody.

0:44:40.520 --> 0:44:43.480
<v Speaker 1>He'll talk he'll talk to like, uh, he'll talk to any.

0:44:43.280 --> 0:44:46.560
<v Speaker 2>Guy who has two hot daughters. Yeah, no, but anybody, no, everybody.

0:44:46.719 --> 0:44:50.400
<v Speaker 2>We always get into conversations. But so it comes to

0:44:50.480 --> 0:44:54.040
<v Speaker 2>find out early on, like oh yeah, right away, Yeah,

0:44:54.320 --> 0:44:56.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm here with my two daughters. He's my two daughters,

0:44:56.160 --> 0:44:57.800
<v Speaker 2>all right. So then we go back to doing.

0:44:57.680 --> 0:44:58.160
<v Speaker 1>What we're doing.

0:44:58.920 --> 0:45:05.280
<v Speaker 2>Brody, we watched and I was like, give us our popcorn.

0:45:05.640 --> 0:45:11.040
<v Speaker 2>We watched as guy after guy after guy comes up

0:45:11.800 --> 0:45:13.680
<v Speaker 2>to talk to the girls. Now keep in mind the

0:45:13.760 --> 0:45:16.640
<v Speaker 2>father is also keeping his distance, like he's kind of

0:45:16.680 --> 0:45:17.880
<v Speaker 2>like doing his own.

0:45:17.719 --> 0:45:21.880
<v Speaker 1>Thing and he's not always like next to them, so

0:45:21.880 --> 0:45:23.680
<v Speaker 1>so these it was just so.

0:45:23.719 --> 0:45:26.040
<v Speaker 2>Funny to watch these guys come up to these trying

0:45:26.040 --> 0:45:29.200
<v Speaker 2>to kick it to these girls, and then you just

0:45:29.360 --> 0:45:31.759
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, uh, it comes another one. Oh look at this,

0:45:31.800 --> 0:45:34.479
<v Speaker 2>look at this, and then then like you could clearly say,

0:45:34.840 --> 0:45:37.640
<v Speaker 2>see that, she pointed over, Oh, we're here with our dad,

0:45:38.000 --> 0:45:40.480
<v Speaker 2>and the guy like about face, see you later.

0:45:40.800 --> 0:45:41.720
<v Speaker 1>It was so funny.

0:45:41.800 --> 0:45:43.680
<v Speaker 3>Are you sure it was their dad and not some

0:45:43.840 --> 0:45:45.040
<v Speaker 3>rich guy that they hooked up with?

0:45:45.480 --> 0:45:47.359
<v Speaker 2>That would have been a plot twist, right, But then

0:45:47.400 --> 0:45:49.719
<v Speaker 2>then then then we're the ones the joke's on us.

0:45:49.920 --> 0:45:52.799
<v Speaker 2>But my question is, would you have ever done that

0:45:53.520 --> 0:45:56.680
<v Speaker 2>with you know, bringing your daughters to a club, no,

0:45:57.280 --> 0:45:59.520
<v Speaker 2>and hanging out with them? First of all, what's the

0:45:59.600 --> 0:46:02.839
<v Speaker 2>dynamic there where? Why would daughters want to hang out

0:46:02.840 --> 0:46:05.360
<v Speaker 2>with their dad at a club that I didn't understand?

0:46:06.000 --> 0:46:08.640
<v Speaker 3>Okay, So I would tell you that my daughters would

0:46:08.640 --> 0:46:13.200
<v Speaker 3>absolutely not want to hang out me in a club. Okay, However,

0:46:14.239 --> 0:46:15.799
<v Speaker 3>like I took them the jingle Ball and we were

0:46:15.840 --> 0:46:18.000
<v Speaker 3>backstage like in that environment, Yeah.

0:46:17.880 --> 0:46:19.080
<v Speaker 1>That's different a club.

0:46:19.600 --> 0:46:21.480
<v Speaker 3>They would want to go to a club without me?

0:46:21.719 --> 0:46:24.440
<v Speaker 3>Now if they were underage but you could go in

0:46:24.480 --> 0:46:26.960
<v Speaker 3>with a parent like an adult, right then they would

0:46:27.000 --> 0:46:28.520
<v Speaker 3>want me to get them in. But then they were like,

0:46:28.560 --> 0:46:30.480
<v Speaker 3>oh no, no if I were of age, and in fact,

0:46:30.520 --> 0:46:32.240
<v Speaker 3>I think they I don't think there was an age

0:46:32.600 --> 0:46:33.080
<v Speaker 3>to be here.

0:46:33.360 --> 0:46:36.600
<v Speaker 1>Quite honestly, it might have been eighteen, but no one

0:46:36.680 --> 0:46:40.400
<v Speaker 1>was getting carded. Yeah, you and you wouldn't party with

0:46:40.400 --> 0:46:40.920
<v Speaker 1>your daughters.

0:46:41.120 --> 0:46:43.200
<v Speaker 2>I want to know, first of all, if what the

0:46:43.280 --> 0:46:46.279
<v Speaker 2>dynamic isn't part dude, Okay, I want to know. I

0:46:46.360 --> 0:46:48.640
<v Speaker 2>want to hear from I want to hear from the slices.

0:46:48.640 --> 0:46:51.719
<v Speaker 2>I don't care about the fucking volume on the microphone.

0:46:51.760 --> 0:46:55.279
<v Speaker 1>I want to hear talk backs about partying with your

0:46:55.320 --> 0:46:57.840
<v Speaker 1>parents or do you party with your kids?

0:46:58.440 --> 0:47:00.880
<v Speaker 2>And what the deal is there? What does that look like?

0:47:01.120 --> 0:47:04.320
<v Speaker 2>How does a night out in a bar or a club?

0:47:04.400 --> 0:47:07.560
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I'm not talking about restaurants and dinner or

0:47:07.719 --> 0:47:11.840
<v Speaker 2>special occasion parties and weddings, talking about just for the

0:47:11.840 --> 0:47:14.359
<v Speaker 2>fuck of it in the club, in the club, going

0:47:14.360 --> 0:47:17.600
<v Speaker 2>out in the club. I mean, do you guys play

0:47:17.600 --> 0:47:19.960
<v Speaker 2>off each other? Do you pretend you're someone else and

0:47:20.000 --> 0:47:24.200
<v Speaker 2>you're not related? Does your dad buy you drinks to

0:47:24.280 --> 0:47:27.200
<v Speaker 2>help it to enable her to help you get drunk.

0:47:27.760 --> 0:47:30.000
<v Speaker 2>But I guess he's at the end of the day,

0:47:30.440 --> 0:47:32.680
<v Speaker 2>he knows. They're saying, there, you partied with your father.

0:47:32.719 --> 0:47:34.640
<v Speaker 2>He was smoking pot with your dad's That was fun.

0:47:34.719 --> 0:47:37.040
<v Speaker 1>That was the first though. It took me fifty years

0:47:37.120 --> 0:47:40.480
<v Speaker 1>to do that. Think about that for a second. I

0:47:40.480 --> 0:47:43.640
<v Speaker 1>don't think about it. I know you know, but but yeah,

0:47:43.680 --> 0:47:46.040
<v Speaker 1>I mean, at least if you party with your dad,

0:47:46.160 --> 0:47:48.760
<v Speaker 1>I mean, the dad knows that you're under his watchful

0:47:48.800 --> 0:47:50.719
<v Speaker 1>eye and you're safe. I don't know.

0:47:50.760 --> 0:47:53.480
<v Speaker 2>Maybe that's a great way to go, but but I

0:47:53.480 --> 0:47:56.919
<v Speaker 2>wouldn't have the like, I wouldn't want to look if

0:47:57.600 --> 0:48:00.799
<v Speaker 2>like some guy who's like trying to talk to my daughter.

0:48:00.880 --> 0:48:03.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I couldn't handle that. That's the part I right way.

0:48:03.320 --> 0:48:06.680
<v Speaker 2>What would your response be if you my daughter they're

0:48:06.680 --> 0:48:08.040
<v Speaker 2>doing shots out of her belly button?

0:48:08.080 --> 0:48:08.640
<v Speaker 1>Fantastic.

0:48:09.640 --> 0:48:12.680
<v Speaker 2>You don't want to see that, you wouldn't, right, No,

0:48:12.760 --> 0:48:15.120
<v Speaker 2>this is a super cool dad, you know, and and

0:48:15.160 --> 0:48:15.680
<v Speaker 2>the family.

0:48:15.760 --> 0:48:16.640
<v Speaker 1>I guess I don't.

0:48:16.680 --> 0:48:20.080
<v Speaker 3>You know, kids look like Cindy Sweeney. You have to

0:48:20.120 --> 0:48:23.120
<v Speaker 3>be a little use to listen. My kids are all

0:48:23.280 --> 0:48:27.000
<v Speaker 3>very attractive, I have to say. But you're telling you're

0:48:27.080 --> 0:48:29.680
<v Speaker 3>on Cindy Sweeney level or Sidney Sweeney.

0:48:29.719 --> 0:48:31.879
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you gotta lock them up in the house.

0:48:32.000 --> 0:48:34.840
<v Speaker 2>These are no, these are two like blondes, like like

0:48:35.080 --> 0:48:36.719
<v Speaker 2>straight out blonde hair, blue.

0:48:36.480 --> 0:48:38.160
<v Speaker 1>Eyes kind of And I don't even know what country

0:48:38.200 --> 0:48:39.719
<v Speaker 1>there are. My kids are blonde hair and blue whye.

0:48:40.200 --> 0:48:42.080
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, I don't know where they were from. You

0:48:42.120 --> 0:48:44.480
<v Speaker 2>wouldn't describe them as Cindy Sweeney. But you know, I

0:48:44.520 --> 0:48:47.880
<v Speaker 2>don't want to keep talking about my kids. Listen, uh,

0:48:48.200 --> 0:48:50.279
<v Speaker 2>if I had the girls you're talking about as my

0:48:50.360 --> 0:48:53.520
<v Speaker 2>kids in this scenario, no, I would not go to

0:48:53.560 --> 0:48:54.120
<v Speaker 2>clubs with them.

0:48:54.160 --> 0:48:56.359
<v Speaker 3>They certainly wouldn't go to clubs with me, So I'm

0:48:56.400 --> 0:48:57.880
<v Speaker 3>not sure about that dynamic. So yeah, I'd love to

0:48:57.920 --> 0:49:00.160
<v Speaker 3>hear slices if you would go out, you know, if

0:49:00.600 --> 0:49:02.239
<v Speaker 3>dad's and their kids. I don't want to hear like

0:49:02.280 --> 0:49:04.719
<v Speaker 3>cool moms and hang out with their kids. Everybody does that.

0:49:05.239 --> 0:49:07.919
<v Speaker 1>Sometimes a mom and daughter will hang out. I've seen

0:49:07.960 --> 0:49:09.279
<v Speaker 1>that's fine, mom and daughter.

0:49:09.280 --> 0:49:11.520
<v Speaker 3>Mom's young looking, and you're like, oh, you guys, sisters,

0:49:12.120 --> 0:49:15.240
<v Speaker 3>I'm talking about your dad, Dad dad.

0:49:15.560 --> 0:49:17.600
<v Speaker 1>It's a different story.

0:49:17.719 --> 0:49:20.440
<v Speaker 2>By the way, I didn't ask people to leave talkbacks

0:49:20.440 --> 0:49:21.360
<v Speaker 2>about the volume.

0:49:21.120 --> 0:49:21.920
<v Speaker 1>Of the microphone.

0:49:22.000 --> 0:49:23.760
<v Speaker 3>I asked if they could tell if there was a difference,

0:49:23.800 --> 0:49:26.120
<v Speaker 3>because I fooled you. That's what I wanted to leave

0:49:26.160 --> 0:49:26.799
<v Speaker 3>talkbacks about.

0:49:26.840 --> 0:49:27.080
<v Speaker 1>Now.

0:49:28.080 --> 0:49:30.799
<v Speaker 3>You were talking about this guy partying with an older guy.

0:49:30.840 --> 0:49:32.319
<v Speaker 3>He looked, he looked good. First age, How old did

0:49:32.360 --> 0:49:36.239
<v Speaker 3>you say the guy was early seventies. Yeah, he had

0:49:36.280 --> 0:49:39.200
<v Speaker 3>gray hair for sure. Okay, let's talk about someone who's

0:49:39.200 --> 0:49:40.160
<v Speaker 3>probably in their eighties.

0:49:40.680 --> 0:49:40.960
<v Speaker 1>Okay.

0:49:41.400 --> 0:49:45.080
<v Speaker 2>I was in a doctor's appointment before the weekend, so

0:49:45.080 --> 0:49:51.280
<v Speaker 2>about a week ago, and I'm sitting in the corner

0:49:51.320 --> 0:49:56.240
<v Speaker 2>of the waiting room and the chairs along the left wall,

0:49:57.160 --> 0:50:01.160
<v Speaker 2>so perpendicular to me, about seven chairs away is an

0:50:01.200 --> 0:50:04.320
<v Speaker 2>older woman, I want to say, in her eighties, maybe

0:50:05.520 --> 0:50:06.160
<v Speaker 2>with a kids.

0:50:06.160 --> 0:50:07.160
<v Speaker 1>You're not a flip phone.

0:50:08.480 --> 0:50:12.359
<v Speaker 3>And she keeps making phone calls and talking like the

0:50:12.640 --> 0:50:14.360
<v Speaker 3>entire waiting room is not full of people.

0:50:15.160 --> 0:50:18.200
<v Speaker 1>Ah oh, So I.

0:50:18.120 --> 0:50:20.239
<v Speaker 2>Talked to her and about planning a party, and he's

0:50:20.239 --> 0:50:23.520
<v Speaker 2>gonna we're gonna have seventeen people and everyone's gonna bring

0:50:23.520 --> 0:50:24.040
<v Speaker 2>their own food.

0:50:24.120 --> 0:50:24.919
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Oh yeah.

0:50:25.000 --> 0:50:28.400
<v Speaker 2>Well, and so she's planning a party complete for everybody

0:50:28.400 --> 0:50:31.040
<v Speaker 2>in the room. Right then she hangs.

0:50:30.800 --> 0:50:33.439
<v Speaker 3>Out and I'm like, okay, good, okay, good, she hangs

0:50:33.520 --> 0:50:35.920
<v Speaker 3>up My good. Then she gets back on the phone

0:50:36.239 --> 0:50:38.719
<v Speaker 3>because she's waiting for her Get this, I couldn't tell.

0:50:39.080 --> 0:50:41.600
<v Speaker 3>She's waiting for somebody. She's not the patient I lay

0:50:41.640 --> 0:50:46.480
<v Speaker 3>to find out. Then she makes another call, Dolores. Yeah,

0:50:46.520 --> 0:50:49.799
<v Speaker 3>so I checked out my daughter's new apartment. It's got

0:50:49.800 --> 0:50:52.719
<v Speaker 3>a balcony. It's a very nice balcony, but not big

0:50:52.840 --> 0:50:53.600
<v Speaker 3>enough to entertain.

0:50:54.080 --> 0:50:55.840
<v Speaker 2>So if we're gonna have the party at her place,

0:50:56.200 --> 0:50:58.480
<v Speaker 2>we can't set up a table or anything on the balcony.

0:50:58.480 --> 0:51:02.080
<v Speaker 2>It's not big enough, and it's loud, scary, the phone

0:51:02.120 --> 0:51:04.680
<v Speaker 2>calls going on for like fifteen minutes. I'm in a

0:51:04.719 --> 0:51:08.240
<v Speaker 2>doctor's office. Yeah, okay, I just want peace and quiet.

0:51:08.400 --> 0:51:10.960
<v Speaker 2>Everyone's turning around giving her looks, not getting a hint.

0:51:12.400 --> 0:51:14.840
<v Speaker 2>There's a napkin on the little table next to me.

0:51:15.800 --> 0:51:17.880
<v Speaker 2>So I have a pen in my hand because I

0:51:17.920 --> 0:51:19.320
<v Speaker 2>had to fill out the clipboard. You know, give you

0:51:19.320 --> 0:51:20.840
<v Speaker 2>clipboard and you have to fill out all the questions

0:51:20.880 --> 0:51:23.120
<v Speaker 2>right right, And I was a new patient at this

0:51:23.160 --> 0:51:26.480
<v Speaker 2>particular doctor. So I take the pen and I write

0:51:26.760 --> 0:51:31.560
<v Speaker 2>please whisper on a napkin, big letters, and I hold

0:51:31.600 --> 0:51:33.719
<v Speaker 2>it up to where if she turns her head. She

0:51:33.719 --> 0:51:37.600
<v Speaker 2>can see it. At some point, after about a minute two,

0:51:37.640 --> 0:51:39.800
<v Speaker 2>she turns her head. She looks right at the napkin.

0:51:39.840 --> 0:51:42.480
<v Speaker 2>It says please whisper, and I guess she couldn't read

0:51:42.480 --> 0:51:44.799
<v Speaker 2>it because she's old, and she goes back to talk.

0:51:45.040 --> 0:51:50.920
<v Speaker 2>So anyway, Yeah, Mikey's coming to loud. Scary now, you're

0:51:50.920 --> 0:51:51.560
<v Speaker 2>saying to yourself.

0:51:51.840 --> 0:51:56.960
<v Speaker 3>I think David is exaggerating. You think, yeah, she.

0:51:56.960 --> 0:51:59.040
<v Speaker 2>Was probably not, But no, no, no, I want you to

0:51:59.040 --> 0:52:03.360
<v Speaker 2>remember scary at least twenty feet away in a crowded

0:52:03.920 --> 0:52:04.839
<v Speaker 2>doctor's waiting room.

0:52:04.960 --> 0:52:24.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, scary, here it is, and scary. I was twenty

0:52:24.400 --> 0:52:25.439
<v Speaker 1>feet away from that woman.

0:52:26.400 --> 0:52:31.320
<v Speaker 2>That's that's freaking crazy, dude, that's the whole doctor's office.

0:52:31.400 --> 0:52:33.880
<v Speaker 2>And to listen to her, Yeah, planning her birthday party

0:52:33.920 --> 0:52:36.160
<v Speaker 2>or party with Ken and whoever else was coming.

0:52:37.239 --> 0:52:40.040
<v Speaker 1>I mean, that's what we do around here.

0:52:40.080 --> 0:52:43.480
<v Speaker 2>We're loud talkers and we don't care who's around us

0:52:43.560 --> 0:52:44.359
<v Speaker 2>or who hears us.

0:52:44.600 --> 0:52:48.320
<v Speaker 1>You know, that was pretty apparent when I was in Europe.

0:52:48.920 --> 0:52:49.759
<v Speaker 1>I thought about it.

0:52:49.840 --> 0:52:53.440
<v Speaker 2>I said, you know what, now, I know why other

0:52:53.480 --> 0:52:56.920
<v Speaker 2>countries hate us, because there were people. There was so

0:52:57.000 --> 0:53:00.200
<v Speaker 2>many great people there that were super pleasant. And doing

0:53:00.280 --> 0:53:05.000
<v Speaker 2>themselves at all these places. And anytime some of them

0:53:05.000 --> 0:53:07.360
<v Speaker 2>from America was around with a you know, a table

0:53:07.360 --> 0:53:10.360
<v Speaker 2>of people, they were the loudest people in the room easily.

0:53:11.200 --> 0:53:11.399
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:53:11.680 --> 0:53:14.640
<v Speaker 2>So I'm like, so now I am starting to understand

0:53:14.719 --> 0:53:17.880
<v Speaker 2>it because we have no couth, we have no manners,

0:53:18.719 --> 0:53:20.760
<v Speaker 2>awful bedside manner and.

0:53:20.680 --> 0:53:24.880
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, people people always like American you know, listen,

0:53:24.960 --> 0:53:28.080
<v Speaker 3>I love the fact that we're loud and boisterous and

0:53:28.080 --> 0:53:29.640
<v Speaker 3>you can spot us and we're animated.

0:53:30.160 --> 0:53:32.480
<v Speaker 2>But we know how you have to learn how to

0:53:32.520 --> 0:53:37.120
<v Speaker 2>curtail you're you know, you're talking and I don't know,

0:53:37.200 --> 0:53:40.719
<v Speaker 2>I just ridiculous anyway. Yeah, no, it struck me the

0:53:40.760 --> 0:53:44.000
<v Speaker 2>wrong way several times, and I'm like, oh my god,

0:53:44.040 --> 0:53:45.600
<v Speaker 2>we are an embarrassment to ourselves.

0:53:46.480 --> 0:53:48.640
<v Speaker 1>We are well, we're a laughing stock of the world.

0:53:49.200 --> 0:53:51.400
<v Speaker 2>Good thing you didn't bother, Pete Davidson. But listen, just

0:53:51.400 --> 0:53:53.000
<v Speaker 2>to follow up. You know why that woman was at

0:53:53.000 --> 0:53:57.000
<v Speaker 2>the doctor's office, why she was waiting for scary, She

0:53:57.080 --> 0:54:00.359
<v Speaker 2>was waiting for her mother. This old lady comes out

0:54:00.480 --> 0:54:04.759
<v Speaker 2>older than that woman and she's like Janice. Her name

0:54:04.800 --> 0:54:08.160
<v Speaker 2>wasn't Janis, but I was Janie. They said I'm fine,

0:54:08.239 --> 0:54:13.200
<v Speaker 2>let's go home loud and she's like, okay, Mom, I

0:54:13.239 --> 0:54:15.000
<v Speaker 2>feel like there's an ketch in there.

0:54:15.120 --> 0:54:17.320
<v Speaker 1>It must be like living together. Is an SNL sketch

0:54:17.320 --> 0:54:19.480
<v Speaker 1>in there somewhere? Oh my god, you could, you know?

0:54:19.520 --> 0:54:24.080
<v Speaker 2>It would be great, like either Kristen Wig or Kate McKinnon.

0:54:24.520 --> 0:54:28.360
<v Speaker 2>But just being on the phone like so anyway, yeah,

0:54:28.360 --> 0:54:30.960
<v Speaker 2>like oblivious to the fact. You're like, I guess they

0:54:30.960 --> 0:54:33.719
<v Speaker 2>don't hear themselves being that loud. Yeah, that's exactly it.

0:54:33.760 --> 0:54:35.560
<v Speaker 1>They don't. Maybe they're just deaf.

0:54:36.280 --> 0:54:38.279
<v Speaker 2>But I was hoping like her daughter came out and

0:54:38.320 --> 0:54:40.600
<v Speaker 2>was like, Mom, you're so loud. But no, her either

0:54:40.600 --> 0:54:43.120
<v Speaker 2>it's her oldest sister or her mother came out and

0:54:43.200 --> 0:54:47.600
<v Speaker 2>was like, louder than she was. So listen to how

0:54:47.680 --> 0:54:49.319
<v Speaker 2>loud you and I are. Can you imagine when we

0:54:49.360 --> 0:54:51.920
<v Speaker 2>get like old, how loud we're going to be. I

0:54:51.960 --> 0:55:01.719
<v Speaker 2>can't imagine it. Oh oh, oh, Brodie, I can't forget that.

0:55:01.960 --> 0:55:07.120
<v Speaker 1>I cannot forget You're gonna tell me why you missed

0:55:07.160 --> 0:55:07.920
<v Speaker 1>work on Tuesday.

0:55:09.160 --> 0:55:11.799
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, that's a whole the story. That's a whole

0:55:11.840 --> 0:55:14.239
<v Speaker 2>podcast episode by itself. Ah.

0:55:14.560 --> 0:55:17.840
<v Speaker 1>I thought that was gonna be a Big Finish. No, no, no, no,

0:55:18.400 --> 0:55:20.880
<v Speaker 1>the Big Finish is right here. Okay, then you'll have

0:55:20.960 --> 0:55:27.880
<v Speaker 1>to tell us next episode free set for us. You're asking,

0:55:27.960 --> 0:55:29.920
<v Speaker 1>you shall receive. Okay.

0:55:29.920 --> 0:55:32.160
<v Speaker 2>I've been getting messages from the sender for for a

0:55:32.239 --> 0:55:34.320
<v Speaker 2>week now saying like, did you get it?

0:55:34.360 --> 0:55:35.560
<v Speaker 1>Did you get it? I'm like, no, it's scary as

0:55:35.560 --> 0:55:38.600
<v Speaker 1>on vacation. We got free ship. Yeah, is it weird

0:55:38.640 --> 0:55:41.480
<v Speaker 1>because I was told it's weird. Well, I don't know.

0:55:41.560 --> 0:55:43.160
<v Speaker 1>It's two packages.

0:55:44.120 --> 0:55:50.160
<v Speaker 2>Us. Uh, let's see who this is from. Yeah, we

0:55:50.239 --> 0:55:55.800
<v Speaker 2>do free ship here, so it's from it's from Reggie here. No, no,

0:55:56.000 --> 0:55:57.640
<v Speaker 2>the package wasn't from Reggie.

0:55:58.840 --> 0:56:01.920
<v Speaker 1>And then somebody else. So Reggie here sent us something.

0:56:02.480 --> 0:56:06.319
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, yeah, we got two packages, both of them

0:56:06.360 --> 0:56:10.640
<v Speaker 1>from Reggie. I'll look at that. So I guess in

0:56:10.760 --> 0:56:17.520
<v Speaker 1>this one we have Reggie's Reggie wrote a couple of books.

0:56:18.360 --> 0:56:21.520
<v Speaker 1>I guess she wrote books and she was published. So

0:56:21.680 --> 0:56:26.120
<v Speaker 1>she wrote a book called Sebastian Tales from a Balinese

0:56:26.680 --> 0:56:29.160
<v Speaker 1>by Reggie Maltz. Right here, I'm holding it up to

0:56:29.200 --> 0:56:32.759
<v Speaker 1>the scabe. Okay, that's Twitter, that's her Twitter name. And

0:56:32.840 --> 0:56:37.160
<v Speaker 1>then Stanley Tales from a Balinese by Reggie Maltz. So

0:56:37.320 --> 0:56:42.600
<v Speaker 1>Reggie has two paperback books. Uh, these so these books

0:56:42.640 --> 0:56:46.520
<v Speaker 1>are going looks like they're going to Gandhi and Danielle.

0:56:46.840 --> 0:56:49.600
<v Speaker 1>So so that's for Gandhi and Danielle. So she packaged

0:56:49.600 --> 0:56:59.279
<v Speaker 1>them together. And then in that same envelope, I got

0:56:59.360 --> 0:57:02.960
<v Speaker 1>a rock she she gave us. Look at this, Brody,

0:57:03.239 --> 0:57:09.880
<v Speaker 1>the Brooklyn Boys painted. Oh so we have this one here,

0:57:10.040 --> 0:57:14.040
<v Speaker 1>the No Sleep Till Brooklyn and the the Brooklyn Boys. Now,

0:57:14.080 --> 0:57:17.360
<v Speaker 1>hold on a second. I didn't even open this one.

0:57:17.720 --> 0:57:21.000
<v Speaker 1>Reggie sent us something else. What's in here? I'm opening

0:57:21.040 --> 0:57:26.120
<v Speaker 1>it as we speak live on the podcast. Oh what

0:57:26.360 --> 0:57:29.840
<v Speaker 1>is this? I don't know what this is, Brody, this

0:57:29.920 --> 0:57:32.800
<v Speaker 1>is a shock collar. I'm holding it up. What is that?

0:57:33.400 --> 0:57:38.320
<v Speaker 1>Oh that's the okay? Yeah, and then there's more stuff

0:57:38.320 --> 0:57:41.520
<v Speaker 1>in here. Yeah, it's from Reggie. That's that's where I

0:57:41.560 --> 0:57:43.120
<v Speaker 1>got the email from. Yep. Yeah, but what is it?

0:57:43.280 --> 0:57:46.240
<v Speaker 1>But what are these? What am I looking at? I

0:57:46.280 --> 0:57:49.160
<v Speaker 1>don't know what these are? No, she didn't say, did

0:57:50.160 --> 0:57:52.920
<v Speaker 1>I try? I'm trying to understand that it looks like

0:57:53.760 --> 0:57:59.040
<v Speaker 1>monopoly pieces, like a house some other things. I don't know. Well, anyway,

0:57:59.120 --> 0:58:02.800
<v Speaker 1>thank you, Reggie. This is very interesting definitely what it is.

0:58:03.360 --> 0:58:06.240
<v Speaker 1>I don't know the little trinkets, and I certainly don't

0:58:06.360 --> 0:58:08.000
<v Speaker 1>like trinkets, and I don't know what this is. Is

0:58:09.440 --> 0:58:12.920
<v Speaker 1>this like a like a shot collar? What is that? Brody?

0:58:13.760 --> 0:58:16.280
<v Speaker 1>What do you make of that? That looks like a

0:58:16.320 --> 0:58:18.200
<v Speaker 1>shot collar? Which is the kind of thing Reggie would send?

0:58:19.240 --> 0:58:19.640
<v Speaker 1>A second?

0:58:19.760 --> 0:58:20.160
<v Speaker 2>Halt of that? One?

0:58:20.360 --> 0:58:21.200
<v Speaker 1>Is a sex collar?

0:58:22.920 --> 0:58:26.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm kind of confused, but anyway, thank you Reggie

0:58:26.600 --> 0:58:27.600
<v Speaker 2>for answering the call.

0:58:28.240 --> 0:58:30.560
<v Speaker 1>Because the booking boys we love to get free stuff

0:58:32.360 --> 0:58:34.600
<v Speaker 1>for us. Oh no, wait a minute, wait a minute,

0:58:34.720 --> 0:58:37.560
<v Speaker 1>what's that there, Brody? For us?

0:58:38.320 --> 0:58:41.800
<v Speaker 2>We're trying to figure this out. What exactly are these

0:58:41.880 --> 0:58:45.280
<v Speaker 2>things that Reggie is sending us? I understand the painted rock,

0:58:46.080 --> 0:58:47.920
<v Speaker 2>the two books, one of them is for Danielle, one

0:58:47.920 --> 0:58:48.760
<v Speaker 2>of them for Gandhi.

0:58:50.320 --> 0:58:53.440
<v Speaker 1>She's but this, this, this sex collar thing is is

0:58:53.600 --> 0:58:56.160
<v Speaker 1>kind of scaring me a little bit. Okay, hold on

0:58:56.240 --> 0:58:58.240
<v Speaker 1>a second. What are you trying to do, Brodie? You're

0:58:58.240 --> 0:59:01.720
<v Speaker 1>putting together a puzzle over there? What's happening? No, no, no,

0:59:01.960 --> 0:59:03.720
<v Speaker 1>I'm looking at I'm looking at hold on live on

0:59:03.800 --> 0:59:04.800
<v Speaker 1>the podcast. Reggie.

0:59:05.480 --> 0:59:07.840
<v Speaker 2>It's Reggie, she said, Okay, I sent you guys, something.

0:59:07.920 --> 0:59:11.400
<v Speaker 2>It got delivered, she said, free blank for us. Don't worry.

0:59:11.480 --> 0:59:14.960
<v Speaker 2>It's totally weird stuff. I'll say the second one arrived.

0:59:15.000 --> 0:59:17.920
<v Speaker 2>I can't wait for you to see the weird stuff. Yeah,

0:59:17.960 --> 0:59:19.760
<v Speaker 2>but we can't even identify it. We don't know what

0:59:19.880 --> 0:59:23.360
<v Speaker 2>it is. There are these little like hard to describe

0:59:23.600 --> 0:59:26.800
<v Speaker 2>little trinkets the size of like like the houses you

0:59:26.880 --> 0:59:28.840
<v Speaker 2>get in monopoly in the hotels when you buy a

0:59:28.880 --> 0:59:31.160
<v Speaker 2>house and a hotel, but they're made of like metal

0:59:31.680 --> 0:59:34.920
<v Speaker 2>and I you know. And then this other thing with

0:59:35.640 --> 0:59:37.920
<v Speaker 2>a strap and what looks like a shock collar or

0:59:37.920 --> 0:59:38.640
<v Speaker 2>a sex collar.

0:59:39.760 --> 0:59:42.320
<v Speaker 1>Is looks like it's been used before. I don't know

0:59:42.360 --> 0:59:45.920
<v Speaker 1>what that is. But uh, thank you for the painted

0:59:46.400 --> 0:59:48.160
<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn Boys rocks.

0:59:48.800 --> 0:59:52.840
<v Speaker 2>I got a rock. You got a rock too. I

0:59:53.000 --> 0:59:57.680
<v Speaker 2>like the all right, thanks Reggie. Hey, this is disturbing.

0:59:58.040 --> 1:00:02.040
<v Speaker 2>This just in Mike Tyson and he and uh and

1:00:02.280 --> 1:00:03.920
<v Speaker 2>and Floyd Mayweather are gonna fight.

1:00:04.480 --> 1:00:06.680
<v Speaker 1>You see that one? No, yeah, they're fighting.

1:00:07.040 --> 1:00:12.160
<v Speaker 2>It's gonna be an exhibition match, isn't. Isn't Mike like

1:00:12.400 --> 1:00:15.040
<v Speaker 2>ten years old older than Floyd. Floyd's like forty eight.

1:00:15.880 --> 1:00:18.840
<v Speaker 2>Mike is like what in his late fifties? Is that

1:00:18.960 --> 1:00:21.880
<v Speaker 2>something you want to watch to see these two guys

1:00:21.920 --> 1:00:25.720
<v Speaker 2>go at it. No, I would never watch that. That's

1:00:25.800 --> 1:00:28.600
<v Speaker 2>no interest to me. You don't want to watch these

1:00:28.680 --> 1:00:33.640
<v Speaker 2>two geriatrics go at it with each other. I mean,

1:00:33.680 --> 1:00:36.720
<v Speaker 2>what happened the last time Mike Tyson fought, I mean

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<v Speaker 2>with people worried about him.

1:00:38.960 --> 1:00:42.000
<v Speaker 1>He fought Jake Paul right and lost. I don't remember.

1:00:42.840 --> 1:00:45.640
<v Speaker 1>You don't follow this world, No, I don't. I don't remember.

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<v Speaker 2>I know it's not Marvel, and it's it. You know,

1:00:48.480 --> 1:00:52.160
<v Speaker 2>it's not It's not the sports I follow. It's not pickleball.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not pickleball.

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<v Speaker 3>By the way, there's a great article, Henry, I'll send

1:00:56.560 --> 1:00:58.360
<v Speaker 3>it to you. There's a great article in the New

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<v Speaker 3>York Post yesterday, I think, or maybe today. It was yesterday,

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<v Speaker 3>and it talks about how pickleball fastest growing sport in

1:01:05.960 --> 1:01:08.280
<v Speaker 3>America and one of the fastest growing sports in the world,

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<v Speaker 3>that it's become a cult, almost a drug addiction for

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<v Speaker 3>some people. That injuries to people who are playing now

1:01:17.600 --> 1:01:21.840
<v Speaker 3>are skyrocketing. Orthopedis to making a fortune, and when they

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<v Speaker 3>tell the average person what their injury is and tell

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<v Speaker 3>them not to play, the response Orthopedis are getting is

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna play anyway, And that's what I did. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>playing anyway even though I have a torn meniscus in

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<v Speaker 3>my knee.

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<v Speaker 2>And so what they're saying is pickleball is so addictive

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<v Speaker 2>that people they referred to us as pseudo athletes, which

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<v Speaker 2>I find offensive, don't not pickaball.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a real sport.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just people who are not in their twenties, are

1:01:55.000 --> 1:01:57.640
<v Speaker 3>a little older are still athletes. They're just not like,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, like superstar athletes. Anyway, point is the article

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<v Speaker 3>is great looking up New York Post pickleball, that it's

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<v Speaker 3>a cult and that people have to play every day,

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<v Speaker 3>every minute, And I cannot agree more.

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<v Speaker 1>And I have a couple of pickleball stories. Can I

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<v Speaker 1>throw those? All? Right? So, uh, scary?

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<v Speaker 2>How would you handle this? Somebody bent down to tie

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<v Speaker 2>their shoelace. A guy, but he bent down facing the

1:02:25.880 --> 1:02:29.480
<v Speaker 2>wall with his ass facing the other team, of which

1:02:29.520 --> 1:02:31.880
<v Speaker 2>I was on the other team. Wouldn't you tie your

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<v Speaker 2>shoelace when you're ass facing the wall?

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<v Speaker 1>You should? Yeah? But yeah, what was the big He

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<v Speaker 1>was walking away.

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<v Speaker 3>From the net, he noticed his shoe was untied and

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<v Speaker 3>immediately bent over to tie his shoelace.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I was a teammates. Yeah, yeah, I would. I

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<v Speaker 1>would face the wall. Just okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Etiquette, etiquette, okay, speaking of etiquette, my second of three

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<v Speaker 3>pickleball stories was a guy playing the other night.

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<v Speaker 1>I had never seen him before.

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<v Speaker 3>And you know, when you wear athletic shorts, where is

1:03:06.640 --> 1:03:10.240
<v Speaker 3>the logo normally scary like the Nike swash, the Adidas

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<v Speaker 3>shorts ex.

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<v Speaker 1>Usually on the like the side pant, the side of

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<v Speaker 1>the of the of the shorts somewhere or right.

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<v Speaker 2>Would you say normally will you normally would see it?

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<v Speaker 2>Now I'm gonna say you be like, yeah, on the

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<v Speaker 2>lower like the bottom of the left leg.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah, right, That's what I'm saying, yes, so,

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<v Speaker 1>and then usually there's strings in the front.

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<v Speaker 2>Right now, if you saw a guy waiting to go

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<v Speaker 2>on the court, waiting for someone to lose, and the

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<v Speaker 2>logo was on the back of his right thigh and

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<v Speaker 2>you could see the strings hanging out from the back

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<v Speaker 2>of his shirt, I can only assume that he put

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<v Speaker 2>his pants on backwards. That is correct, sir. Now, because

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<v Speaker 2>they're athletic shorts, they don't really have usually have a fly,

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<v Speaker 2>and they know it's not like they're not really a problem.

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<v Speaker 1>There's also not really a shape to them. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>they're kind of flowing. For the pockets.

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<v Speaker 2>If you've got pockets, you'd put the ball in your pocket,

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<v Speaker 2>like the extra ball, right, you might put your hands

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<v Speaker 2>in your pockets. But this guy obviously does not use

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<v Speaker 2>his pockets because they'd be backwards. Now, this is a

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<v Speaker 2>grown man with his pants on backwards. Do you say

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<v Speaker 2>something now, like, hey, man, your flies open?

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<v Speaker 1>You'd say that. No, you say, excuse me, your pants

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<v Speaker 1>are on backwards? Or is that? To what do you do?

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<v Speaker 1>You let it be?

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<v Speaker 2>You just let it be, brodie sometimes just laughing silence,

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<v Speaker 2>laugh in silence and ignore.

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<v Speaker 1>What did you do? Did you have to get involved? Slices? Slices?

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<v Speaker 1>What would you do?

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<v Speaker 2>The third option is to tell everyone you know, would

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<v Speaker 2>pick a ball and point it out, And that's what

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<v Speaker 2>I did. Hey, look at the guy in the blue shorts.

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<v Speaker 2>They're on backwards. That's what I did, because that was funnier.

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<v Speaker 2>You're telling me you wouldn't do that. You would just

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<v Speaker 2>keep your mouth shut, not tell anybody. No, I might

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<v Speaker 2>tell a couple of people, all right, So you're right, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe I would. But I wouldn't tell the person whose

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<v Speaker 2>pants who had the pants on backwards. You might offend

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<v Speaker 2>them because you never know. Yeah, so I told everybody

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<v Speaker 2>else there you go right now, here's my last pickleball

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<v Speaker 2>story because it pissed me off.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep. So there's a guy that we play pickleball with.

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<v Speaker 1>He's deaf.

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<v Speaker 3>He reads lips, so he's been kind enough to teach

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<v Speaker 3>me sign language of counting above five. So you don't

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<v Speaker 3>hold up like like, if you want to give the score,

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<v Speaker 3>you don't hold up a five and a one. You

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<v Speaker 3>got a paddle in your hand, so you make a six,

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<v Speaker 3>which is taking your thumb and touching it to your

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<v Speaker 3>first finger.

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<v Speaker 1>To your pinky.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, I think it's your pinky, your pinky, and then

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<v Speaker 3>seven is your second finger next to your pinky. Eight

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<v Speaker 3>is your middle finger, and nine is your index finger. Okay, yep, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>So now forget all that. Just know the fact that

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<v Speaker 3>I'm playing with a guy who happens to be deaf,

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<v Speaker 3>but he reads lips and he talks, but he doesn't

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<v Speaker 3>usually talk because it sounds a little different because he's deaf.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure, so he usually reads.

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<v Speaker 2>Lips, talks a little bit, and communicates the numbers with

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<v Speaker 2>sign language. So he's on my right and I'm on

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<v Speaker 2>the left, and our opponents is someone I've played with

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<v Speaker 2>before and a guy I've never met before, big guy never.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know who he is, but earlier in the

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<v Speaker 2>night I played with him and we won. Then I

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<v Speaker 2>played against him because as you as a team, you win,

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<v Speaker 2>you split. And then I beat him and that was

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<v Speaker 2>like an hour ago.

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<v Speaker 3>Later in the night, I'm now playing against him again

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<v Speaker 3>because we beat somebody and he came on the court. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm playing with the deaf guy, doesn't matter his name is,

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<v Speaker 3>and he's my opponent. Is this guy I don't know,

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<v Speaker 3>but I played with him now twice. I won with

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<v Speaker 3>him and I beat him. So the ball gets hit.

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<v Speaker 3>He hits the ball all the way to my right,

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<v Speaker 3>and I'm gonna call the deaf guy Mike. For the

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<v Speaker 3>sake of this, IM gonna call him the deaf guy.

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<v Speaker 3>Mike runs all the way to the right and the

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<v Speaker 3>ball goes out. The ball lands out just out, just

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<v Speaker 3>over the line, and Mike doesn't speak, so I yell out.

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<v Speaker 3>As a partner, you're allowed to do that, and it's

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<v Speaker 3>encouraged because Mike is running full speed looking at the ball.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm looking at the ground, so I see it's out.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So the guy across from me, we'll call him, uh,

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<v Speaker 2>we'll call him Hector. Hector says, whoa, whoa, wo you

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<v Speaker 2>can't call it out. Mike has to call it out.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, what are you talking about? The ball was

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<v Speaker 2>out and and Mike is now with his hands going

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<v Speaker 2>pointing it was out. He agrees with me it was out.

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<v Speaker 2>So I go, what are you talking about. You always

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<v Speaker 2>can help you your partner out. And he says, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't trust you to me. I said, what he said,

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<v Speaker 2>you made a few calls earlier in the night that

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<v Speaker 2>were questionable.

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<v Speaker 1>So I said, are you saying I lied and I cheated.

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<v Speaker 2>Take it as every way you want, but you made

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<v Speaker 2>a couple of calls earlier that I definitely disagreed with. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>in pick a ball, if your opponent calls it in

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<v Speaker 2>or out, that's it. There's no arguing, right you can

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<v Speaker 2>you can be like I saw it. It's out.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. So so I said, dude, I don't even know you.

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<v Speaker 1>I play you five nights a week.

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<v Speaker 2>Everybody knows. I said, I'm better than you. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>need the cheat to beat you. You said that, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>he says, hey, man, I'm just calling it like it is.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, I I got no problem.

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<v Speaker 1>Go let's go.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's finish the game. I'll try not to cheat the

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<v Speaker 3>rest of the way. He says, oh, that's good.

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<v Speaker 2>So the game continues, and now he's on his left

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<v Speaker 2>of the court, my right, his left, diagonally across from me,

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<v Speaker 2>and a ball his opponent. Same play happens, and now

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<v Speaker 2>the ball is out across the court from him, and

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<v Speaker 2>he yells out and I said, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Hector,

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<v Speaker 2>you don't get to call that ball out because you

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<v Speaker 2>established the rule that if you're on the other side

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<v Speaker 2>of the court, you don't get to call it. Your

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<v Speaker 2>partner gets to call it. You don't get to call out.

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<v Speaker 2>And the partner, who was a friend of mine, says,

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<v Speaker 2>now that was in like, oh, I guess you were cheating, Hector.

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<v Speaker 2>So the game continues, we win, and everybody comes to

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<v Speaker 2>the net to touch paddles. He goes, hey, man, no

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<v Speaker 2>hard feelings, it's just pickle ball. I said, oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>no hard feelings.

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<v Speaker 1>What what are you being a dick for?

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<v Speaker 2>Brodie I'll be it slices. Am I supposed to accept

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<v Speaker 2>this apology? Accuse me of cheating and be like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>a dick takes a dick take the high road. What

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<v Speaker 2>do you do to take the high road?

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<v Speaker 1>I beat him? Okay? Is that all that matters in

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<v Speaker 1>your life? Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Pickle ball is a just winning o sportsmanship, and to

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<v Speaker 2>accuse someone you don't know cheating is not good sportsman.

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<v Speaker 1>This is toxic masculinity at its finest. Not from this guy. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>look at you. You are something else. You are what.

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<v Speaker 1>You're a piece of shit. You're a piece of ship.

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<v Speaker 1>You're a piece of shit. Oh, you're a bigger piece

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<v Speaker 1>of shit. You see what I'm saying. You're You're why

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<v Speaker 1>Europeans hate Americans. You're you know what? If I was

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<v Speaker 1>Pete Davidson, I wouldn't have talked to you. By the way,

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<v Speaker 1>if Brody was playing a bunch of kindergarteners, he would

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<v Speaker 1>he would whip them just to show him. He show

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<v Speaker 1>them he was.

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<v Speaker 2>This guy accused me of cheap I'm helping out my

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<v Speaker 2>partner who doesn't speak.

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<v Speaker 1>What am I supposed to do? It looked from ten

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<v Speaker 1>feet away, it looked like it.

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<v Speaker 2>Was Okay, it's just pickleball, and my partner was deaf,

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<v Speaker 2>not blind.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it was out all. No hard feelings, no hard feelings.

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<v Speaker 2>No hard feelings. You know what you want to beat me?

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<v Speaker 2>Beat me, no hard feelings. You call me a cheater,

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<v Speaker 2>go after yourself?

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<v Speaker 1>Wow? All right? Nice is if someone called you a cheater,

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<v Speaker 1>would you say no hard feelings and shake their hand?

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<v Speaker 1>Be like no, no, well you wouldn't. I feel I

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<v Speaker 1>feel a damn voice. I feel like I have to

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<v Speaker 1>save my.

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<v Speaker 2>Story for next week. Why I didn't get home in time.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's a doozy.

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<v Speaker 1>Buddy, gave you shit on the Big show.

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<v Speaker 2>Because Scary always times his flights like three hours before

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<v Speaker 2>he's got to get to work.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll talk about that. That's every second of his vacation.

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<v Speaker 2>But just know that my direct flight from Sicily to

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<v Speaker 2>New York landed us in Dublin because of that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, but here's the thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Scary took another vacation, and he took an extra day

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<v Speaker 2>on his vacation because he was he needed a vacation.

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<v Speaker 1>From his Vie didn't take the extra day. We'll talk

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<v Speaker 1>about it next time. All right. I gotta get out

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<v Speaker 1>of here. I'm going to Nashville for the weekend, going

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<v Speaker 1>to see nine Inch Nails tomorrow with my Brooklyn boy friends.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right, six of us from Brooklyn, the Brooklyn Boys.

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<v Speaker 2>The Brooklyn Boys were including baldfreak Ronnie. We're gonna be

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<v Speaker 2>hanging out in Nashville all weekend, so basically everyone you

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<v Speaker 2>know from Brooklyn but me pretty much, you're not coming.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what, you have a head like a hole,

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<v Speaker 2>dark as your soul, black as your salt.

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<v Speaker 1>So I count wait nine ex down. What's his real name?

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<v Speaker 1>Trent Resnor, Dick

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<v Speaker 2>Boys Boys