Speaker 1: Guess who just got back today. They're Frooklyn Balls that
Speaker 1: had been away. They both have so much to see.
Speaker 1: You know. Their name is a Brodian Skerer. The Boys
Speaker 1: as Boys. Fuck, that's right, it's Brooklyn Boys, episode number
Speaker 1: three forty nine. We're coming at.
Speaker 2: You eighties DJ now coming at you, coming at you,
Speaker 2: your radio dive.
Speaker 1: We're knocking them up so we can wait?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 1: We're stacking them up so we can knock them down?
Speaker 1: Ten songs in a row, Row row row row row
Speaker 1: your boat station that reaches the beaches, that rules the rules,
Speaker 1: the station that reaches the teachers and rules the schools.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all those great eighties and nineties to see when
Speaker 3: our radio station is see one hundred used to do
Speaker 3: that stuff, all all that.
Speaker 2: My favorite though, was lock the alliteration nope, lock it
Speaker 2: in from Rochelle Park to New Rochelle No and lock.
Speaker 1: It in and jerk your knob off. It was ripped
Speaker 1: the knob off. Jerk your knob off. Yeah, I thought
Speaker 1: it was ripped the knob off. They had both.
Speaker 2: Versions, the Merrick to mod talk.
Speaker 3: You know, well we're back and as I said on
Speaker 3: Slice time, if you haven't heard it, or you haven't
Speaker 3: get it a chance.
Speaker 1: Let's do it yet. Please do this, I promise you.
Speaker 2: This was Scary's last vacation for the summer of twenty
Speaker 2: twenty five. That's right, the summer twenty twenty five is over.
Speaker 2: So now the countdown begins, twenty nine days till my
Speaker 2: next vacation. I can't make this do it. I don't
Speaker 2: know how I do it?
Speaker 1: How you do it? Twenty nine days?
Speaker 3: By the way, so we haven't podcasted in a while,
Speaker 3: and we sit down. We did slice time yesterday. I'm
Speaker 3: not really sure what the problem was.
Speaker 2: But when we start to test the equipment, Scary says
Speaker 2: to me, your MIC's coming in hot, meaning it's too loud.
Speaker 3: It's hurting his ears. I said, well, that's not possible.
Speaker 3: I haven't touched it since yesterday or two days ago.
Speaker 3: But we did slice time because we'll get you lower it.
Speaker 3: So I lowered it and he goes a little bit more.
Speaker 3: So I lower a little more and he says that's better,
Speaker 3: much better. So slices. I need you because I'm worried
Speaker 3: now that my voice is too low. So it's not
Speaker 3: let me know. What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna
Speaker 3: I'm gonna turn my microphone up back a little No,
Speaker 3: don't do that. Hold on to what it was when
Speaker 3: he said a little bit better. Now, how's that scary?
Speaker 1: That's way too loud. You're blowing people's besdrums at all.
Speaker 1: Right now, I'm going to put it back to the
Speaker 1: way it was when I first sat down. Okay, and
Speaker 1: now tell me how I sound. Do I sound loud
Speaker 1: in the story, it's still loud, very loud. Still you
Speaker 1: were go back to I I hold on all right?
Speaker 1: Is that better? Now? Talk to me, Scary Jones Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys podcast. That sounds better? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, Now I want to establish something with you, Slices,
Speaker 3: God's honest truth, Scary.
Speaker 2: How long have you been working in radio. Let's see,
Speaker 2: I've been working in radio now for thirty years. There,
Speaker 2: David Brody, Okay, now, Slices, I would like you to
Speaker 2: leave a talk back using the heart radio. I pushed
Speaker 2: the microphone button and let me know if you heard
Speaker 2: me distorted or too loud or too soft during that time.
Speaker 1: Now, let's not okay Brody, No, I'm gone somewhere with this. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: what's going on here? All right?
Speaker 2: The reason I'm asking the slices to give me their
Speaker 2: feedback is that before the podcast and just now, I
Speaker 2: did not touch my volume once.
Speaker 1: I did not lower it a little. I did not
Speaker 1: lower it a lot.
Speaker 2: But the power of suggestions scary thought I lowered it
Speaker 2: and it sound a little bit better.
Speaker 1: Thought i'd lowered it a lot. Changed. You must be
Speaker 1: talking to a different volume volume before that. I didn't. Nope,
Speaker 1: I didn't touch the volume before him.
Speaker 2: Further ay the volume, No, slices, you will, you will
Speaker 2: be able to verify that my.
Speaker 1: Volume never changed. Listen.
Speaker 2: I would rather not use our talk back system to
Speaker 2: clog it up with twenty five to thirty people saying.
Speaker 1: The same thing.
Speaker 2: I want everyone to know that you're that you're that
Speaker 2: you're a fraud, and that you did not hear a
Speaker 2: different not a fraud. Mentally, I convinced you that, ah
Speaker 2: the magic of David Brody. I convinced you that I
Speaker 2: changed the volume and I never touched the Yeah, no, bool, right, Listen,
Speaker 2: doesn't matter. Can we get Can we get to some content.
Speaker 1: Rather than talking about the volume of the fucking microphone?
Speaker 1: That was content?
Speaker 2: Because I pranked your ass and you're so yde it
Speaker 2: sounded it sounded different. Never touched the dial. Okay on
Speaker 2: my machine here pissed now getting these fucking text messages?
Speaker 2: This is these Those are the random text messages that
Speaker 2: they try and get you to respond back. Here's one, Yeah, two,
Speaker 2: I got too this week. I want to read all
Speaker 2: on on Saturday at six thirty eight pm. Hi have
Speaker 2: you been here before? I decided not to answer, and
Speaker 2: now here we are tonight, just now, Hi, have you
Speaker 2: been here before? So this person is trying this twice
Speaker 2: with me, and I'm not gonna answer them, not gonna.
Speaker 1: Guess the answer is yes because you've heard it before. No,
Speaker 1: but I'm not gonna give them this satisfaction. What do
Speaker 1: they want out of me? I don't need this.
Speaker 2: I don't need this in my life, these generic phishing
Speaker 2: texts or I don't know what they're looking. They want
Speaker 2: me to respond because they want to see if it's
Speaker 2: a real number. That's what it is anyway, all right?
Speaker 2: So yeah, well I got one. It was just a
Speaker 2: YouTube link. Now it's probably safe, but they want me
Speaker 2: to watch something on YouTube.
Speaker 1: We'll go click that, Bro're not gonna do it. Click it.
Speaker 1: And then this one says, Hi, David, is this you? Ah?
Speaker 2: I don't know who that is, but they know your name,
Speaker 2: So I would respond to that. One respond back to.
Speaker 1: This, one says this one says can we chat briefly? No, no,
Speaker 1: we cannot.
Speaker 2: This one says, hey, thought of you, great financial opportunity
Speaker 2: call me.
Speaker 1: No, all right, No, I'm not gonna do that. So
Speaker 1: David is this you? I think that one is legit.
Speaker 2: Oh David, is this you? Yeah, because they are because
Speaker 2: they would have said.
Speaker 3: David Brody, is this you, and they would say it's
Speaker 3: Mike or whatever.
Speaker 2: You could be missing out on that job opportunity of
Speaker 2: a lifetime just saying oh, yeah, I want to get
Speaker 2: hired by the people at that wanted to offer you
Speaker 2: the job at Costco a few weeks ago. People, what
Speaker 2: are you doing with your Yeah? Yeah, Like what are
Speaker 2: you doing not working there? You should have already gotten
Speaker 2: the job. By the way, the international Yankee hat theory
Speaker 2: to this to this day, it holds true no matter
Speaker 2: where you go. I was away, I was in Santropez,
Speaker 2: and I went to Sicily and I saw a ton
Speaker 2: of Yankee hats, and of course we had to approach
Speaker 2: some people wearing the Yankee hats and be like, hey,
Speaker 2: how about those Yankees. They had no clue, no clue
Speaker 2: be outside of the States, the Yankee logo just for
Speaker 2: a fashion statement. They don't know what it is. Some
Speaker 2: of these people didn't even know that it was a
Speaker 2: baseball team, let alone. Hey how about our judge last night?
Speaker 1: It was crazy. I'm here in America.
Speaker 3: Half the people walking around with the Yankee hats they
Speaker 3: were as a fashion statement.
Speaker 1: They're not Yankee fans. Yeah, these are people from overseas
Speaker 1: that don't even speak English.
Speaker 3: But anyway, it's a global brand, whether we hate them
Speaker 3: or not. Not the people the Yankees.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I did you know?
Speaker 2: Again, not to get too in the weeds or too
Speaker 2: granular about about where I went, but I mean, why.
Speaker 1: Were you in the weeds? What kind of shit don't
Speaker 1: tell you was staying at I was staying. I stateded
Speaker 1: a pretty cool hotel in both places.
Speaker 2: Everybody saw your hotel on social media. There's nothing you
Speaker 2: did we didn't see.
Speaker 1: Well you didn't see. You didn't either.
Speaker 2: The whole Pete Davidson thing. You didn't see that. We
Speaker 2: talked about it on the Big Show. They just they
Speaker 2: destroyed me for it so Pete david Well, Pete Davidson
Speaker 2: was having lunch right next to me with his uh,
Speaker 2: his pregnant girlfriend in Sicily. So he was also he
Speaker 2: was staying at my hotel, the hotel that I was at. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so he I I went to go sit down and
Speaker 2: it was literally we see it right next to him.
Speaker 2: And you know, I made the case that well, had
Speaker 2: I gone up to him and said hello, that he
Speaker 2: would have at least acknowledged or knew about me or
Speaker 2: Z one hundred or the very least elvis or Z
Speaker 2: one hundred, right, because I.
Speaker 1: Think that's fair. He grew up in the area, in
Speaker 1: New York area.
Speaker 2: So I brought this to the morning show and they
Speaker 2: all like laughed at me. They said, he doesn't know
Speaker 2: who we are, he doesn't know the station, he doesn't
Speaker 2: know anything. He grew up, he's he listened to hip
Speaker 2: hop his whole life. He listened to the hot hip
Speaker 2: hop stations. He's friends with Charlemagne down the hall. And
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, but that doesn't mean that he's not
Speaker 2: self aware that that he's not you know that they
Speaker 2: didn't know that we existed. I mean, we were here
Speaker 2: for thirty years. And and he's thirty one or whatever.
Speaker 1: How well, he definitely aware of our existence, right, he's
Speaker 1: aware of one hundred. Look at the people who.
Speaker 3: Are from Staten Island, the famous people, the famous comedians,
Speaker 3: the practical jokers grew up listening to us. Colin Jos
Speaker 3: and his brother grew up listening to us. Because we've
Speaker 3: they've confirmed that, because Garrett knows them. Lady Gaga, Staten
Speaker 3: Island grew up listening to us. Lady Gaga grew up
Speaker 3: in Manhattan. You're thinking of Christine.
Speaker 2: Lady Gaga was also in Staten Island at one point before.
Speaker 2: I believe that's the case. Yeah, before she went to
Speaker 2: n YU, just saying she lived in Manhattan.
Speaker 1: The horrible of Manhattan. All right, either way, the point is,
Speaker 1: you have to be a state area. I could say
Speaker 1: any you have.
Speaker 2: To be oblivious. Yes, I guarantee. Pete Davidson knew you
Speaker 2: guys were. Of course, Jonas Brothers. The first time I'm
Speaker 2: at Jonas Brothers, like, oh my god, you're David Brodie
Speaker 2: grew up listening to you, Halse, I'm like, no, No.
Speaker 1: Charlie was two thousand and four.
Speaker 2: Charlie pooth All from the area, the cast of Glee,
Speaker 2: half of them from New York. They were like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, you know what's her name? Anyway, I got crushed.
Speaker 2: I got crushed by the whole morning show because they're like,
Speaker 2: don't flatter yourself, and I'm like, I'm not trying to
Speaker 2: make myself bigger than I I'm just a regular normal
Speaker 2: person here. And yeah, but just because he grew up
Speaker 2: blistening for the hip hop station, doesn't doesn't know That
Speaker 2: doesn't mean that he doesn't know who we are, Like
Speaker 2: he has to. Logic would dictate that he knows.
Speaker 1: He's aware of us. That's all a fan of us.
Speaker 1: That's fine. Never acknowledge that that you know what we
Speaker 1: know us.
Speaker 3: I know we never listened to the hip hop stations
Speaker 3: in New York growing up or when I you know,
Speaker 3: as I got older, I still know who all the
Speaker 3: DJs were.
Speaker 1: Of course, anyway you hear let me see them on billboards.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Please come on now so i'll have you know
Speaker 2: what you did. I did not know. That's where I
Speaker 2: was going with this. I did not say hello, did
Speaker 2: not even take out my phone, because you.
Speaker 1: Should have said hi, hey, even if you said hey,
Speaker 1: I'm from Brooklyn. I'm a fan.
Speaker 2: Where the patrols were trolling all the Papa was following
Speaker 2: them around. If you take a look, there's so many
Speaker 2: pictures of them from when they were in Greece.
Speaker 1: Just a couple of days before. In fact, his girlfriend
Speaker 1: showed her Elsie showed her baby.
Speaker 2: Bump and she put it on social media. So and yes,
Speaker 2: she was showing her baby bump. At lunch he had.
Speaker 2: He had a Nick's shirt, a T shirt on and
Speaker 2: a Yankee hat.
Speaker 1: I bet you he knows about the Yankees.
Speaker 2: I bet you he does, and sunglasses and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm like, dude, it's Pete.
Speaker 1: I would have been my girlfriend. Hey man, he didn't
Speaker 1: look at it.
Speaker 2: I would have said hi, yeah, well yeah, because it
Speaker 2: wasn't like you were at a restaurant Manhattan, You're you're
Speaker 2: in Italy.
Speaker 3: I mean yeah, they were a guy from Brooklyn, from
Speaker 3: a New York radio station sitting next to you.
Speaker 1: Oh. For that reason, that gives me the license to
Speaker 1: go up. I see what you're saying.
Speaker 2: You know what, maybe one of these days he's gonna
Speaker 2: have a book out, or not likely a book, but
Speaker 2: something he wants to promote, and he might would have
Speaker 2: come on the morning show, right, well, that that's nice
Speaker 2: and all, but I thought I would leave them alone
Speaker 2: because they're alone on vacation. They just want to be
Speaker 2: by themselves. They do not want interruptions. So I certainly
Speaker 2: didn't take out my phone because everyone's a picture. It
Speaker 2: didn't happen.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, picks. Don't take a candid shot of
Speaker 3: the guy eating lunch or whatever. No, no, but you
Speaker 3: absolutely could have said, hello, hey, listen, hey Pete. I'm
Speaker 3: a New York radio guy from Brooklyn. Just want to
Speaker 3: say hi, Oh really what radio station?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Yeah's a human being? Had yet? When
Speaker 1: was your polite? Had it? It? Just the opportunity didn't
Speaker 1: lend itself. I mean him and his girl.
Speaker 2: They just got up and he and yeah they cut
Speaker 2: out of there.
Speaker 1: But anyway, it was it.
Speaker 3: Was nice to see, Okay, if you were sitting next
Speaker 3: to a Slice in Italy and a Slice one of
Speaker 3: our listeners was like, hey, scary, I just want to
Speaker 3: say I love the show.
Speaker 1: Of course coming up?
Speaker 2: Well, would you be like Papa, I got too much top?
Speaker 2: You know, I welcome it, but I I don't get
Speaker 2: bothered at Badger at the level that he does. I mean,
Speaker 2: this is yeah, but Pete's not a Pete's not a
Speaker 2: pizza celebrity. But Pete's first of all, Pete's not like
Speaker 2: an elitist Hollywood type. He's a guy who made it big,
Speaker 2: who's on SNL. He's a New York kid.
Speaker 3: He would have been cool with it. Yeah, he bought
Speaker 3: a Staten Island ferry with Colin Joe's. He's a New
Speaker 3: York guy.
Speaker 1: He's not.
Speaker 3: He would have definitely knows who you are. And I
Speaker 3: would hope you would have mentioned the podcast to him.
Speaker 1: Oh, I would have.
Speaker 2: I would have seen with who you want to be
Speaker 2: the Brooking Boys Podcast? How you do exactly?
Speaker 1: You know what?
Speaker 2: He would he would have come on the podcast. You
Speaker 2: should have tried to book him on the podcast. He
Speaker 2: would he would be to get Pete Davidson. We had
Speaker 2: sebast men of scalo on. You know, we've had big
Speaker 2: name comments. It would have been awesome that talked to
Speaker 2: him for a minute. Buddy, Oh well, hey, Pete hosted
Speaker 2: the Brooking Boys podcast co host.
Speaker 1: Uh love to have you on the moment has passed.
Speaker 1: Sorry slices. If you know Pete david tell him we
Speaker 1: said we want to on podcast, The Brook Glynn Boys Podcast.
Speaker 1: We will be right back, Skirit.
Speaker 3: I called a company yesterday and I never had this
Speaker 3: option before, and I wanted your opinion and slices if
Speaker 3: you have an opinion on this and a reason, not
Speaker 3: just a yes or no, but a reason. And I
Speaker 3: ran this by a friend of mine today and he
Speaker 3: had a very strong opinion against mine, and I'll tell
Speaker 3: you what he said. But so I called the company
Speaker 3: and they said, all of our customer service agents are busy.
Speaker 1: We'll be with you momentarily.
Speaker 3: Press one if you'd like to hear hold music while
Speaker 3: you wait, Press two if you would like silence.
Speaker 1: I chose silence.
Speaker 2: Okay, what's wrong with that? Have you ever first of all,
Speaker 2: have you ever heard that before?
Speaker 1: Had an eye? I never had the option. No, okay,
Speaker 1: do you like that option? No?
Speaker 2: I want the hold music to know that I haven't
Speaker 2: been disconnected. Okay, that's what my friend said, That's what
Speaker 2: paper men you said today lunch. Yeah, you need you
Speaker 2: need the music there to know that there's some life
Speaker 2: on the other end of the phone, because if it's
Speaker 2: just complete silence, you might be tricking yourself into thinking
Speaker 2: you're on hold.
Speaker 1: When you've just been sent to an abyss.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'll tell you why I chose no music. Rest
Speaker 3: of all, I was watching television and I didn't want the
Speaker 3: distraction in my ear. Second of all, have you ever
Speaker 3: been on hold with music and it's like, you know,
Speaker 3: it's the same three songs every time, hold on, hold on,
Speaker 3: and then it goes.
Speaker 2: And you're like, and then it goes and it stops.
Speaker 2: You go, you're gonna pick up and then he goes,
Speaker 2: of course continuing. It goes for like a minute and
Speaker 2: thirteen seconds again, and he goes and you go, oh.
Speaker 1: Here it is.
Speaker 2: It starts off freagain. Right, it's false. I don't want
Speaker 2: that false. I don't want the false hope because then
Speaker 2: I go hello, right back in right right. I'd rather
Speaker 2: have silence and not have to deal with it.
Speaker 3: So I chose solad. But I've never heard that before.
Speaker 3: We had an option. I love that they gave me
Speaker 3: an opt. I like the there's the one that they
Speaker 3: a lot of companies used.
Speaker 1: It starts with you know, yeah, you don't know what
Speaker 1: to I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but after like twelve minutes on hold, you want
Speaker 2: to rip your ears off. And then there's no option
Speaker 2: to like silence the music. I would like if I said,
Speaker 2: at any time, you can push too to silence the music,
Speaker 2: then I'd be okay with it. But I chose silence
Speaker 2: and scary. I don't know how long I was on hold,
Speaker 2: maybe eight nine minutes. It was the most relaxing whole time.
Speaker 2: There was no repetitive music, there was no like music,
Speaker 2: there was no start and stop right it was. It
Speaker 2: was fantastic. I loved it all right. Now the company
Speaker 2: I called I'm gonna I'm gonna. I'm not gonna say
Speaker 2: the name of the company, but it's the company I
Speaker 2: used to host my website.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 3: Right when I got that website, it was one hundred
Speaker 3: and nineteen dollars for two years. Last year it went
Speaker 3: up to one hundred and fifty five dollars for two
Speaker 3: yearsoom it went up again this week? How much did
Speaker 3: it go up too, scary? From one hundred and fifty
Speaker 3: five one hundred and sixty one, two hundred and three.
Speaker 3: What So, when I finally got the guy in hold
Speaker 3: from you named the country. I have no idea where
Speaker 3: he lives, I said, well, I don't understand Bangladesh.
Speaker 2: Why did you raise my rate twenty five percent for
Speaker 2: the same website that, by the way, I designed. Well,
Speaker 2: you get the security and you get the uh wow,
Speaker 2: you know I don't want the security.
Speaker 1: That's right there. I said, how how did you How
Speaker 1: can you guys?
Speaker 2: I go, how can you raise my my rates twenty
Speaker 2: five percent? You know what he said to me? I
Speaker 2: didn't raise your rates. I just said, I'm just to
Speaker 2: customer service. I said, no, I go, well, it's terrible
Speaker 2: customer service to raise my rates. Customer service didn't raise
Speaker 2: your rates. The company did.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Getting getting caught up talking, I said, is that mister
Speaker 2: Michael Oppenheimer on the other end, Yeah, I said, it's
Speaker 2: the company and the service they provide to the consumer
Speaker 2: to raise my rate without warning. Because I'm on autopay yep,
Speaker 2: twenty five percent is outrageous.
Speaker 1: Why did they raise the rates? What more am I getting?
Speaker 1: He said, Well, they raise your rates because that's now
Speaker 1: the going price. They're talking in circles.
Speaker 2: It's almost like they had that answer to the definition
Speaker 2: of ball is a ball? Well, the price went up
Speaker 2: because that's now the market price. What you're gonna tell
Speaker 2: me that tariffs are affecting the website, like, what's your excuse?
Speaker 1: No, they don't have an answer for you. So they're
Speaker 1: getting So I said, what's the introductory price? One nineteen.
Speaker 3: So you're saying, if I shut down my website and
Speaker 3: then resign up at one nineteen and then put everything
Speaker 3: back together, I can do that. Well yeah, but you
Speaker 3: have to shut down your website and then rebuild it.
Speaker 3: So I said, well, they got you there. I get
Speaker 3: all the graic codes to call it codes. It'll take
Speaker 3: me an hour. Well that's up to you. I can't
Speaker 3: tell you what to do. But the only way you
Speaker 3: can do it.
Speaker 2: Is if you can't see your account and rebuild your
Speaker 2: account with new account.
Speaker 1: So I said, so.
Speaker 2: You're saying I can get it for one nineteen, Well
Speaker 2: probably not now, because you told me what you're gonna do.
Speaker 1: Wow, I was, oh, great, Now, gonna wait a week
Speaker 1: till I forge. He forgets me and I have to read.
Speaker 2: So imagine that in the span of two years to
Speaker 2: double my rate for a website that was like, oh,
Speaker 2: sign up for this website. They and it's the plus.
Speaker 2: They figure you're not gonna go anywhere. They got you
Speaker 2: trapped because all your stuff is saved on their server.
Speaker 2: So you know, well I can just cancel my domain
Speaker 2: with them and hopefully they're not pricks about it where
Speaker 2: they lock my domain.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, what are you gonna do? You have
Speaker 3: something because I wanted to talk to you about updates?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have a few things.
Speaker 2: Actually, go ahead home and hit me with something. So
Speaker 2: this is something that this is such a brody moment.
Speaker 2: And I don't know what you would have done in
Speaker 2: this case, but uh, I think you do.
Speaker 1: So.
Speaker 2: I was in Santrope, right, and santro Pey a very
Speaker 2: festive place known.
Speaker 1: For coincidentally, I was in New Jersey as well, I said,
Speaker 1: santro pe Yeah, I know. Is there a Sanchope New Jersey?
Speaker 1: I was there? Was I would have gone there? Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I was in New Jersey.
Speaker 2: Well, well, San sancho Pe is known for having you know,
Speaker 2: a liner like you know, the time between dinner and
Speaker 2: lunch and dinner and what Lennar Lennard turns into these
Speaker 2: uh turn ups so so not turn up like like
Speaker 2: the vegetable vegetable Like It'll start like nice and calm.
Speaker 2: You get a lot of like Mediterranean food and stuff
Speaker 2: and you order these you know, kebabs or fish, you know,
Speaker 2: all all your favorites, Brody, all the fucking greens, and
Speaker 2: you know, you know, like like like you know, all
Speaker 2: the all the the fresh catch of the day.
Speaker 1: And you're having like a fun time and it's like
Speaker 1: nice and lively, and you're you're eating kind of like
Speaker 1: an beach clubby situation with like a lot of bamboo
Speaker 1: and wood and around you and canopies.
Speaker 2: And stuff, and it's just off the beach and is
Speaker 2: a DJ like you know, spinning, and all of a sudden,
Speaker 2: the music gets louder.
Speaker 1: And now you're an hour in.
Speaker 2: Now now you've finished your meal, but now the music's
Speaker 2: getting louder, and now people are taking their what's on
Speaker 2: their table, and from this, you know, dinner turns to dessert,
Speaker 2: turns to maybe some a bottle on your table, and
Speaker 2: people going crazy and people going nuts. So we were
Speaker 2: we just didn't want to get to that point, right.
Speaker 2: We were like we got to get out of here.
Speaker 1: These clubs, these beach clubs close down around eight, nine
Speaker 1: o'clock anyway, but it was like seven o'clock and we're like, listen,
Speaker 1: we've had our fun, We've had our fill. The music's
Speaker 1: getting louder. We get it. We're grooving at the table.
Speaker 1: Where's my check? Well, you were grooving at the table.
Speaker 1: It was dancing. Yeah, you dance at the table. You
Speaker 1: dance in place, you kind of dance. You aren't drinking, though,
Speaker 1: because your friend you were.
Speaker 2: I was drinking by the glass. My buddy Danny was not.
Speaker 2: He but that's neither here. That's neither here.
Speaker 1: Danny connections, that's neither here nor there. When you call.
Speaker 2: So now we're like, uh, let's let's get the bill.
Speaker 2: Where's the where's the waiter?
Speaker 1: Brody? Where do you think the waiter was the waiters?
Speaker 1: He's probably getting drunk by the DJ.
Speaker 2: The waiter was dancing on the table and doing a
Speaker 2: show for another table.
Speaker 1: That's what I think. He's that drunk. He's pauling.
Speaker 2: So I had asked him. I said, hey, all right,
Speaker 2: you know you do the little scribble.
Speaker 1: Sign the air, you know, you know you in the air,
Speaker 1: Yeah for the check? Yeah check? Please sign my check?
Speaker 1: Or you do yeah sign?
Speaker 2: You do the check sign? Right, So he saw it.
Speaker 2: He goes he goes, oh okay, all right, yeah. Five
Speaker 2: minutes goes by. I'm like, where's this guy? I look
Speaker 2: dude is dancing on the table, So I'm like, there's
Speaker 2: his shirt on or off?
Speaker 1: I had no shirt's on. But the thing is, are
Speaker 1: you a waiter? Are you're a performer? Like? What are
Speaker 1: you doing here?
Speaker 2: Apparently when a certain song comes on, all the waiters
Speaker 2: and waitresses stop what they're doing and they start clapping
Speaker 2: and they have like this coordinated dance and they jump
Speaker 2: on the chairs and they you know, they do napkin
Speaker 2: shaking bullshit, and they do all kinds of stuff. But
Speaker 2: if you think about it, these people are the service
Speaker 2: couldn't be worse. I mean, what if you really need something,
Speaker 2: or what if your food is ready in the back
Speaker 2: and the waitress is like dancing on a chair because
Speaker 2: they have this moment where that song came on and
Speaker 2: they're all coordinated doing this dance. Meanwhile, your food's back
Speaker 2: there getting cold, I asked the waiter. I then went
Speaker 2: over to him on the chair and he was stating
Speaker 2: again he was dancing on the table. He was doing
Speaker 2: one of these coordinated dances and they're like, hey, buddy,
Speaker 2: check check please, and he.
Speaker 1: Goes, yeay, I got you, I got you. So I
Speaker 1: walk away. It took me about twenty minutes to get
Speaker 1: my fucking check. I've never seen people so eager to
Speaker 1: keep you there and not take your money. But apparently
Speaker 1: when you go to these beach clubs, you don't really
Speaker 1: have a waiter. You know, the waiter is an afterthought.
Speaker 1: You know, they know your service is kind of secondary.
Speaker 1: Watch me dance first. It was just like the priorities
Speaker 1: are screwed up, but a very fastie.
Speaker 2: I mean it was about no wait. Waited like twenty
Speaker 2: minutes for them to process it. He had to come over,
Speaker 2: he had to go in the back, he got to
Speaker 2: get the card machine and then bring the machine over.
Speaker 2: And it was like, oh, but he didn't want to
Speaker 2: do that. He was happy dancing. He was just dancing
Speaker 2: on the tables. I just thought it was funny because
Speaker 2: it's you don't really see that here. You don't wear
Speaker 2: two hats like either you Now, I do get it.
Speaker 2: Like some of these restaurants when they do the happy
Speaker 2: birthday thing, they all have to stop what they're doing
Speaker 2: and go wish one table a happy birthday and do
Speaker 2: that little happy birthday song.
Speaker 1: That's one thing, But these people have.
Speaker 2: Coordinated dances where they're like dancing for like five or
Speaker 2: ten minutes.
Speaker 3: Oh, remember you've been at Johnny Rockets. I don't know
Speaker 3: if they still do it, but Johnny Rockets used to
Speaker 3: do that choreographed.
Speaker 2: Like choreograph yeah right exactly, and the lights would flicker
Speaker 2: and all that shit. But I just thought it was
Speaker 2: very funny, Like what what would Brody do? Would you
Speaker 2: like push the guy off the table and be like,
Speaker 2: I want my fucking check. You want to get out
Speaker 2: of here. Let's say I had to get somewhere. Let's
Speaker 2: say we would go on to a show, or we
Speaker 2: had plans right at some point. But if you have
Speaker 2: nothing else to do but sit there and drink, then
Speaker 2: I get Yeah, I fine. Besides you last night check
Speaker 2: slices back me up here, Scary was grooving at the table.
Speaker 1: I was grooving on a sunny afternoons on a sun Yeah.
Speaker 1: Nice reference.
Speaker 3: Uh, I would say, in that environment, you just you're
Speaker 3: laid back.
Speaker 1: You're on vacation. You just you just wait it out.
Speaker 2: Okay, But the guy should have like a tap and
Speaker 2: pay on his belt, so you just walk over, and
Speaker 2: that it would be a great invention, the tap and
Speaker 2: pay the belt, just go belt, walk over and go hey, yeah, boo, yeah, yeah, tap,
Speaker 2: gotta get out, don't miss a movie to keep going.
Speaker 2: Then he turns around while he's dancing on his back
Speaker 2: and says, tip a mount with scary and verdie. Okay,
Speaker 2: So I want to talk to you about updates that
Speaker 2: are fucking my life up.
Speaker 3: I don't like change like you don't say I know.
Speaker 3: So I use an email app called blue Mail. Blue
Speaker 3: Mail up until recently was fantastic. It's free. There's a
Speaker 3: pay version, but it's free.
Speaker 2: And you can use all kinds of mail on it, Gmail, Aol, yeahoo,
Speaker 2: all kinds of mail, pop mail, or whatever kind of
Speaker 2: mail you have, all different formats of mail.
Speaker 3: It's terrific and I've been using it Scary maybe ten years.
Speaker 3: So when you use an app for ten years, when
Speaker 3: you open it and you want to do something, your
Speaker 3: fingers already know where to go. Sure, oh block domain
Speaker 3: reply all.
Speaker 2: Reply is, everything's right there, search email, go to folders.
Speaker 2: Everything's great like a machine boom. And when you use
Speaker 2: email a lot, which you know we all some of
Speaker 2: us still do you use the Apple lot It's one
Speaker 2: of my most used apps. Well, yesterday it auto updated
Speaker 2: and they decided to take the buttons from the bottom.
Speaker 1: Put them on the top. Take some of the buttons,
Speaker 1: put them on the bottom. Uh. The way to switch
Speaker 1: from one email account to another used to be at
Speaker 1: the top, Now it's at the bottom. Right, So that
Speaker 1: this totally fucked up your entire day.
Speaker 2: I see, because now your your fingers are going one
Speaker 2: place and it's calling another command up. You know, because
Speaker 2: any app you use slie, it's like typing. It's like
Speaker 2: if if if they move the ASDF and your left
Speaker 2: hand somewhere else on the keyboard, you'd be like, what
Speaker 2: the fuck.
Speaker 3: That's what they did. They moved the quarity to the
Speaker 3: other side of the keyboard. You can't move the quarity. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's not better, it's not more functional. It's not like
Speaker 3: the most commonly used buttons are now at the bottom
Speaker 3: so that you can, you know, use one hand to no,
Speaker 3: no no.
Speaker 1: It's mayhem and random. And if you go on the
Speaker 1: if you go on the that's the morning show on
Speaker 1: the Breeze and the Jersey may Hen random in the morning,
Speaker 1: I hear they're married.
Speaker 2: May they were, then turn it to total mayn yeah,
Speaker 2: which is which is random for them because you know
Speaker 2: they were. They didn't plan anything.
Speaker 1: Okay. So I'm like, it's got Maybe this is a glitch.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: So I go to the Google Play Store and I
Speaker 2: look at the reviews of the new update.
Speaker 1: Scary.
Speaker 3: People are being brutal one star, one star. I hate
Speaker 3: this change of back. People are hating it, and I'm
Speaker 3: wondering do they care about the current users or do
Speaker 3: they figure new users will just download it and be like, oh,
Speaker 3: this is what it is.
Speaker 2: I think they give zero fox about the old listeners
Speaker 2: and they figure like, all right, they'll figure it out.
Speaker 1: And by the way, not everyone's a listener. I understand
Speaker 1: what you're saying. You're in radio. I mean, I mean,
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, I meant users. Did I say listeners? Wow?
Speaker 3: There was no like a slow rollout. There was no like, hey,
Speaker 3: it's a beta test. It's horrific and it's ruining ruin.
Speaker 1: I email them.
Speaker 2: I emailed the customer support. I said, you've ruined my week.
Speaker 3: So so so I'm not done yet, but slices leave
Speaker 3: us talk back.
Speaker 1: What has been updated that has ruined ruined everything for you?
Speaker 1: Ruin you ruin it?
Speaker 3: Okay, So this afternoon, Scary says to me around four o'clock.
Speaker 3: What TI I'm going to do the podcast? I said, well,
Speaker 3: let's do it around six thirty a couple hours. I
Speaker 3: want to take a quick nap. Yeah, so he said,
Speaker 3: all right, great.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 3: Earlier today, I'm in the I'm in the bathroom and
Speaker 3: I tell a Alexa to play a radio station for me,
Speaker 3: and she says, would you like early access to Alexa Plus?
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, if I set your devices off, I go
Speaker 3: early Access. Yeah, she goes early free early access. So
Speaker 3: I said, wait a minute, is there going to be
Speaker 3: a charge eventually? No, but early access is free for
Speaker 3: Prime members, which I'm a pro Amazon Prime member. I said, Oh,
Speaker 3: what do I get? I get AI easier communication, more
Speaker 3: fluid conversation. If the blue light stays on, you don't
Speaker 3: have to keep saying her name. You can just keep
Speaker 3: talking all these features. It'll recommend new streaming movies. So
Speaker 3: I opt in, and I have to I have to
Speaker 3: set it up, answer a bunch of questions, what sports
Speaker 3: do you like?
Speaker 1: What kind of movies do you like? TV shows?
Speaker 3: If esthe comes on Amazon Prime, they think I would like,
Speaker 3: She'll recommend it. I'm like, this is terrific. And the voice,
Speaker 3: the voices are all great for the for the women.
Speaker 3: Would you like to hear the men's voices? I go yeah. Now,
Speaker 3: the first guy, he was definitely ah urban. You could
Speaker 3: tell he was a black voice, which is fine. I
Speaker 3: was like, Oh, that's got a really nice and you
Speaker 3: call him can you see?
Speaker 1: No man? That's my point. You would call him my man.
Speaker 1: That's what I was getting at. Thank you.
Speaker 3: The next guy sounds a little effeminatee. The third guy
Speaker 3: sounds He says, this is the smooth voice, and I go, no,
Speaker 3: one's smooth. And the fourth guy is like, this is
Speaker 3: your clear voice. Like, so you got anybody with a
Speaker 3: New York accent.
Speaker 2: We have accents from all over, we have four American accents,
Speaker 2: but not New York. I'm like, ah fuck, I would
Speaker 2: like it. Like I was like, hey, what's the fucking weather?
Speaker 3: Yeah, So I take the first female voice, which she's
Speaker 3: like one of them was like, I'm your best I'm
Speaker 3: the librarian who's also your best friend.
Speaker 1: Like, oh, that's a suit.
Speaker 2: What about the voice that says nothing beats a jet
Speaker 2: two holiday? Yeah, that's not an option, but I like that.
Speaker 2: So I picked my voice and I set up and
Speaker 2: I'm like Wow, this is really good. Right, So I
Speaker 2: go that was this afternoon. After I speak to you,
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm gonna go.
Speaker 1: Take a nap.
Speaker 2: So I say, hey, uh, name what I call it,
Speaker 2: what I call the I call my ziggy yep ziggy
Speaker 2: and I and I say hey, in case anyone else does, uh,
Speaker 2: set an alarm for five pm to my van Halen playlist.
Speaker 2: I want to hear van Halen when I wake up, right,
Speaker 2: and it says five forty alarm to this is van Halen.
Speaker 2: Now whatever it says this is, it's a pot. It's
Speaker 2: a somebody's playlist from Spotify, right, a generic one.
Speaker 1: It's not mine, not yours. Yeah, So I'm like, no, no,
Speaker 1: cancel it. Alarm.
Speaker 3: I want you to play the playlist, my personal van
Speaker 3: Halen playlist on my Spotify account. Alarm set this is
Speaker 3: van Halen. No, it's not what it sounds like. Alexa
Speaker 3: plus needs some help. I think, should not out of it.
Speaker 3: Not ready for prime time here Bertie.
Speaker 2: So then I say, okay, this isn't working. Please play
Speaker 2: my TNT playlist, which is an eighties metal band.
Speaker 1: I was just checking this.
Speaker 3: I like him and I'm friends with the singer and
Speaker 3: I go, please, alarm set to my TNT playlist, alarm
Speaker 3: set to I Tell Stories or something like that. I go, no, no,
Speaker 3: that's not no T no t A CDC coming at you.
Speaker 3: Everything I tried. They played something that sounded. So there's
Speaker 3: a band called the Alarm.
Speaker 2: I was like, set the alarm to my the alarm playlist,
Speaker 2: right forget alarm.
Speaker 1: Set alarm set to my heart will go on? No.
Speaker 3: So so that I go, all right, ALEXA plus, how
Speaker 3: do I how do I go back to the old software?
Speaker 1: And it says all you have to do is say.
Speaker 3: Uh, go back to restart original Like okay, so this says, oh,
Speaker 3: if you'd like to restart, just go in the app.
Speaker 1: I go no, no. So anyway, it took me like
Speaker 1: twenty minutes.
Speaker 2: I go back. Now, by the way, this is my
Speaker 2: nap time. I get back to the old software and
Speaker 2: I say, okay, this is great. And I say, I go, hello,
Speaker 2: now it's not the one of the voices I chose. Yeah,
Speaker 2: now it's one of the old voices and not the
Speaker 2: one I chose. And I say, would you please set
Speaker 2: my alarm for my van Halen playlist?
Speaker 1: Yepe, not happening. Nope, no, all.
Speaker 2: Right, so so I guess tomorrow of the story here is, uh,
Speaker 2: don't upgrade to the Alexa Plus if they ask me
Speaker 2: to do it. Well, I don't upgrade your blue mail
Speaker 2: and don't upgrade ever. Don't upgrade any software, don't upgrade anything.
Speaker 1: Keep everything you are so you are such a curmudgeon.
Speaker 1: You are No you sound you know how you sound
Speaker 1: like you're seventy eight years old right now?
Speaker 2: You sound like my father. You sound like my father.
Speaker 2: I swear I hate to say that, brody, but you
Speaker 2: hold on. Aren't you the guy that agrees you never
Speaker 2: buy a car in its first model year. No, I
Speaker 2: go right for it. No, because they have to work
Speaker 2: the kinks out. Everyone knows that when when they.
Speaker 1: Redesign a car completely, you don't buy the first year.
Speaker 1: Probably know that, all right.
Speaker 2: You gotta get the kiss out. So get the kinks
Speaker 2: out and then update it. Don't update now, playing get
Speaker 2: don't let out now playing the kings You my dad?
Speaker 2: That's you are my dad, My dad like your dad.
Speaker 2: Your dad would not offer by the way he hits
Speaker 2: me out. I know why your cousin call mine doesn't
Speaker 2: know how to use anything, doesn't update anything because everything's
Speaker 2: old school.
Speaker 3: Listen, I have the I have. I update my phone
Speaker 3: after it's been out six months. I update all my technology.
Speaker 3: I just don't like updates the day they let release
Speaker 3: EMP date.
Speaker 2: All right, you've made your point. No, because my whole
Speaker 2: home system is you're not something else. Bro your life.
Speaker 1: Don't go on. I am something else. You you you are?
Speaker 1: You know you're the one.
Speaker 3: Who thinks I lowered and raise the volume of microphone
Speaker 3: when I didn't.
Speaker 1: Well, it certainly sounded like it.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: My father hits me the other.
Speaker 2: Day and he's like, belt does freaking Verizon bill. It's
Speaker 2: bothering me all of a sudden, it says said it
Speaker 2: was one hundred and seventy seven dollars, And I thought
Speaker 2: I got it cleared up. And then then I tried
Speaker 2: to call them back and they won't speak to me
Speaker 2: because they're looking for a pin, a pin.
Speaker 1: Number, Brody's favorite pin number. They're looking for my pin, Anthony.
Speaker 1: What's my pin number? Anthony? Anthony? I said, Dad, please,
Speaker 1: I said, listen to me.
Speaker 2: I said, you set up a pin when you have
Speaker 2: when you you know, in the very beginning, it's somewhere
Speaker 2: open up the app, I said, First of all, why
Speaker 2: are you even talking to a live human. Why don't
Speaker 2: you just dial six one one or open up them
Speaker 2: for my Verizon app, Verizon files, whatever the hell it is.
Speaker 2: I said, you can get all the stuff done there,
Speaker 2: and then you don't have to worry about a pin.
Speaker 1: Oh, Anthony, I don't know. They said. They said that
Speaker 1: to an email address. I don't even use that email
Speaker 1: address anymore, so some old AOL address.
Speaker 2: So now he's got to reset the pin. He's got
Speaker 2: to find his way into his old email address. It's
Speaker 2: like one thing begot, the next beget. It's just one
Speaker 2: problem after the next, I said, Dad, I said, listen,
Speaker 2: next time, I said, he goes, they're telling me I
Speaker 2: got to go to the mall, to the Verizon store,
Speaker 2: oh the person, in order to change the freaking pin.
Speaker 2: So now that now the case.
Speaker 1: He's got no access to this fucking pin. I don't
Speaker 1: know how to help him. My sister was trying, but
Speaker 1: he might have to hit the reset button on his
Speaker 1: account completely take his phone away, just take his phone away, right,
Speaker 1: But that's what you sound like. That's what I'm saying. Now,
Speaker 1: tell you sound like you sound it like my dad.
Speaker 3: Listen he screwed up his own life by forgetting his
Speaker 3: pin and his password.
Speaker 1: Alexa, sorry, whoops. The Echo my Echo show.
Speaker 2: And the entire Echo by the way for a later
Speaker 2: time that maybe next episode. I'll tell you what happened
Speaker 2: when I called customer service, because after I told them
Speaker 2: that my entire all six of my devices were doing
Speaker 2: the same thing, he says, did you try rebooting them?
Speaker 3: I said, that was the first thing I said to
Speaker 3: you when I called. I said, I rebooted all my devices,
Speaker 3: I said, And he goes, well, give me the serial number.
Speaker 2: I go, of all six devices. I go, it's not
Speaker 2: the devices, it's just software. Your updates screwed me, screwed
Speaker 2: me over. Well, did you try? Go yes, And I
Speaker 2: told him all the things I did, and he goes,
Speaker 2: did you try that? He goes, You're gonna do a
Speaker 2: factory reset.
Speaker 1: I go, no, I'm not.
Speaker 3: I'm not doing a factory reset. I'm not doing that. Yes, Well,
Speaker 3: did John plugging it?
Speaker 1: Hold on? Did I not tell you I unplugged the
Speaker 1: beginning of the call. Okay, we got we got a
Speaker 1: factory reset this podcast. Seriously, we pull the plug. We'll
Speaker 1: be back in three minutes.
Speaker 2: We do a Factory Boys podcast. All right, we have
Speaker 2: that out of our system. Can I tell you what
Speaker 2: grinds my gears? Yes, and then I'll talk about pickleball.
Speaker 2: I got some fun, You got pickleball. I'm still on
Speaker 2: vacation in Sanchope. I can't stand it when people approach
Speaker 2: the DJ at like a professional like beach club or
Speaker 2: a club or a bar, and make requests. When people
Speaker 2: go up and make requests, it's like these people are
Speaker 2: hired to do this, they know what they're doing. Leave
Speaker 2: it to the professionals. First of all, there's a great
Speaker 2: chance to gonna play your fucking song anyway, because they
Speaker 2: know they playing what's popular.
Speaker 1: And you're gonna request something popular.
Speaker 2: If it's not that, it's gonna be something that is
Speaker 2: a completely different genre of music then and they're not
Speaker 2: on that vibe, so they're not gonna play it.
Speaker 1: So don't make suggestions. Don't tell the DJ how to
Speaker 1: do their job. Now, now, hold on, if you're at
Speaker 1: a I get it, you're at a wedding, you're at
Speaker 1: sweet sixteen, a bar, mitzvah. The DJ's hired for the
Speaker 1: for the for the family, and I pee, And people
Speaker 1: want to make requests. It's a little bit more. It's
Speaker 1: let me let me stop here right there.
Speaker 2: If you're at a wedding or a bar Mitzvah or
Speaker 2: a Sweet sixteen or a Kingston Year or whatever, and
Speaker 2: you're not the family that hired the DJ, you don't
Speaker 2: get to make requests, okay. You don't get to go
Speaker 2: to the DJ and be like, hey, I want to
Speaker 2: hear uh, you know the new whatever, the new dual
Speaker 2: A Liipa song. What if the bar Mitzvah boy hates Dualipa.
Speaker 2: If they wanted to play du A Liipa, they play Dualipa.
Speaker 2: They got a setlist, they got games, they want to play.
Speaker 2: Shit to do you get to go up? You're right,
Speaker 2: You're right, Hey, I want to you know what I
Speaker 2: want to hear the carpenters uh from nineteen seventy four.
Speaker 2: No go sit the funck down. It's not your wedding, right, So, okay,
Speaker 2: But the people who paid for the DJ in that case, I.
Speaker 1: Think you have a little bit of leeway to make
Speaker 1: your requests the DJ. Still. Yeah, a lot of DJs.
Speaker 2: You're calling up a radio station requesting a song like
Speaker 2: you think you programmed the radio station better than the
Speaker 2: people that.
Speaker 1: Worked there, right.
Speaker 2: And so to see these these these beach clubs that
Speaker 2: have thousands of people at them and they're they're playing
Speaker 2: their song and they're getting into a groove. There's that
Speaker 2: word again, groove and you grew no grooving and groove.
Speaker 2: Grooving and a groove in two different things. Okay, but
Speaker 2: they're ain't a groove. Let just get out the way, move, bitch,
Speaker 2: get out the way.
Speaker 1: Get out the way, bitch, get out the way. Yeah,
Speaker 1: don't there we go.
Speaker 2: Don't start requesting songs because it's it's selfish number one.
Speaker 2: Number two, it's condescending to make it look like that
Speaker 2: you know better than the DJ about the playlist and
Speaker 2: you know whatever, and and three you're fucking everybody else
Speaker 2: over if they God forbid, decide to go with your request.
Speaker 2: But these DJs are like shake their head like yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: I'll play that whatever. They turned a blind eye and
Speaker 2: a deaf ear to it. So so that was that
Speaker 2: was all one of my observations in the clerbs, in
Speaker 2: the beach clerbs.
Speaker 1: The linter, the linter clerbs.
Speaker 2: He just said, move, bitch, get out the way. Yeah,
Speaker 2: who is the the rapper who yells.
Speaker 1: Make some noise? Who is that? DMX is it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think it is right. Yeah, So I want to
Speaker 1: I want to play a clip a fat Man's scoop.
Speaker 1: Fat man scoop does make some noise. I think you're right, yeah,
Speaker 1: fat Man scoop. I think that's more likely. DMX is well.
Speaker 2: So at City Field where the Mets play yea, they
Speaker 2: constantly play the clip make some noise?
Speaker 1: Right? Yeah?
Speaker 3: But Keith Hernandez, legendary New York Met player and announcer,
Speaker 3: huh he here that here's the clip.
Speaker 1: Here we go, see if you can hear the full volume. Scary.
Speaker 1: A couple of quality starts the last two days. Someone's yelling.
Speaker 1: What you say? Okay, you heard that? You heard the
Speaker 1: background noise? A couple of quality starts the last two days.
Speaker 2: Someone's yelling, he said, Oh, someone's yelling. Someone's yelling. Somebody
Speaker 2: screamed out and makes some noise. Oh, Keith, this is
Speaker 2: why we love him.
Speaker 1: He's a national treasure, isn't he. Yeah? So, so I
Speaker 1: want to know if you would have the balls to
Speaker 1: do this.
Speaker 2: Brody, it's you're a prankster, so I feel like you
Speaker 2: you might have done this back in the day.
Speaker 1: But one of the things that.
Speaker 2: I sit I saw at said litter clubs at the
Speaker 2: in santro Pez was people of all ages there. Okay,
Speaker 2: I didn't feel old because people in Europe, for whatever reason.
Speaker 1: They age differently. They do they age gracefully.
Speaker 2: There were so many beautiful people, men and women, and
Speaker 2: people in their fifties, sixties, seventies.
Speaker 1: There were guys in their seventies partying with their wives
Speaker 1: and their family and they were hanging out and they
Speaker 1: all were well tanned, they had beautiful skin because they
Speaker 1: just eat better, they live better. They don't work as
Speaker 1: much as we do.
Speaker 2: They have less stress on them, less mileage, all the
Speaker 2: stuff that I stand for in life, they actually live.
Speaker 2: And they are not afraid to come out at these
Speaker 2: linnar parties and to hang out at these beach clubs
Speaker 2: and you know, and chill and party. So this one
Speaker 2: guy was there, got gray haired dude in his early seventies,
Speaker 2: but he was with it. He brought his two beautiful
Speaker 2: Sydney sweeny looking daughters to the club.
Speaker 1: To party with him. Oh great jeans, great jeans, beautiful
Speaker 1: I mean, beautiful blonde bombshells. But they were young, like
Speaker 1: nineteen twenty two whatever, they were young.
Speaker 2: But okay, now let me for a second. You were
Speaker 2: with Dan. I was with Danny, right, we had gotten
Speaker 2: into a conversation. Were with Robin. If you were with Robin,
Speaker 2: would you have even noticed them or would you like?
Speaker 2: What would you have done? No? What we I wouldn't
Speaker 2: have known the dynamic. I would have been like, man,
Speaker 2: this is a lucky guy with these two hot chicks.
Speaker 2: That's what I would have thought. But because we got
Speaker 2: into a conversation with the guy, because Danny can't, Danny
Speaker 2: talks to everybody.
Speaker 1: He'll talk he'll talk to like, uh, he'll talk to any.
Speaker 2: Guy who has two hot daughters. Yeah, no, but anybody, no, everybody.
Speaker 2: We always get into conversations. But so it comes to
Speaker 2: find out early on, like oh yeah, right away, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm here with my two daughters. He's my two daughters,
Speaker 2: all right. So then we go back to doing.
Speaker 1: What we're doing.
Speaker 2: Brody, we watched and I was like, give us our popcorn.
Speaker 2: We watched as guy after guy after guy comes up
Speaker 2: to talk to the girls. Now keep in mind the
Speaker 2: father is also keeping his distance, like he's kind of
Speaker 2: like doing his own.
Speaker 1: Thing and he's not always like next to them, so
Speaker 1: so these it was just so.
Speaker 2: Funny to watch these guys come up to these trying
Speaker 2: to kick it to these girls, and then you just
Speaker 2: I'm like, uh, it comes another one. Oh look at this,
Speaker 2: look at this, and then then like you could clearly say,
Speaker 2: see that, she pointed over, Oh, we're here with our dad,
Speaker 2: and the guy like about face, see you later.
Speaker 1: It was so funny.
Speaker 3: Are you sure it was their dad and not some
Speaker 3: rich guy that they hooked up with?
Speaker 2: That would have been a plot twist, right, But then
Speaker 2: then then then we're the ones the joke's on us.
Speaker 2: But my question is, would you have ever done that
Speaker 2: with you know, bringing your daughters to a club, no,
Speaker 2: and hanging out with them? First of all, what's the
Speaker 2: dynamic there where? Why would daughters want to hang out
Speaker 2: with their dad at a club that I didn't understand?
Speaker 3: Okay, So I would tell you that my daughters would
Speaker 3: absolutely not want to hang out me in a club. Okay, However,
Speaker 3: like I took them the jingle Ball and we were
Speaker 3: backstage like in that environment, Yeah.
Speaker 1: That's different a club.
Speaker 3: They would want to go to a club without me?
Speaker 3: Now if they were underage but you could go in
Speaker 3: with a parent like an adult, right then they would
Speaker 3: want me to get them in. But then they were like,
Speaker 3: oh no, no if I were of age, and in fact,
Speaker 3: I think they I don't think there was an age
Speaker 3: to be here.
Speaker 1: Quite honestly, it might have been eighteen, but no one
Speaker 1: was getting carded. Yeah, you and you wouldn't party with
Speaker 1: your daughters.
Speaker 2: I want to know, first of all, if what the
Speaker 2: dynamic isn't part dude, Okay, I want to know. I
Speaker 2: want to hear from I want to hear from the slices.
Speaker 2: I don't care about the fucking volume on the microphone.
Speaker 1: I want to hear talk backs about partying with your
Speaker 1: parents or do you party with your kids?
Speaker 2: And what the deal is there? What does that look like?
Speaker 2: How does a night out in a bar or a club?
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not talking about restaurants and dinner or
Speaker 2: special occasion parties and weddings, talking about just for the
Speaker 2: fuck of it in the club, in the club, going
Speaker 2: out in the club. I mean, do you guys play
Speaker 2: off each other? Do you pretend you're someone else and
Speaker 2: you're not related? Does your dad buy you drinks to
Speaker 2: help it to enable her to help you get drunk.
Speaker 2: But I guess he's at the end of the day,
Speaker 2: he knows. They're saying, there, you partied with your father.
Speaker 2: He was smoking pot with your dad's That was fun.
Speaker 1: That was the first though. It took me fifty years
Speaker 1: to do that. Think about that for a second. I
Speaker 1: don't think about it. I know you know, but but yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, at least if you party with your dad,
Speaker 1: I mean, the dad knows that you're under his watchful
Speaker 1: eye and you're safe. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Maybe that's a great way to go, but but I
Speaker 2: wouldn't have the like, I wouldn't want to look if
Speaker 2: like some guy who's like trying to talk to my daughter.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I couldn't handle that. That's the part I right way.
Speaker 2: What would your response be if you my daughter they're
Speaker 2: doing shots out of her belly button?
Speaker 1: Fantastic.
Speaker 2: You don't want to see that, you wouldn't, right, No,
Speaker 2: this is a super cool dad, you know, and and
Speaker 2: the family.
Speaker 1: I guess I don't.
Speaker 3: You know, kids look like Cindy Sweeney. You have to
Speaker 3: be a little use to listen. My kids are all
Speaker 3: very attractive, I have to say. But you're telling you're
Speaker 3: on Cindy Sweeney level or Sidney Sweeney.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta lock them up in the house.
Speaker 2: These are no, these are two like blondes, like like
Speaker 2: straight out blonde hair, blue.
Speaker 1: Eyes kind of And I don't even know what country
Speaker 1: there are. My kids are blonde hair and blue whye.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I don't know where they were from. You
Speaker 2: wouldn't describe them as Cindy Sweeney. But you know, I
Speaker 2: don't want to keep talking about my kids. Listen, uh,
Speaker 2: if I had the girls you're talking about as my
Speaker 2: kids in this scenario, no, I would not go to
Speaker 2: clubs with them.
Speaker 3: They certainly wouldn't go to clubs with me, So I'm
Speaker 3: not sure about that dynamic. So yeah, I'd love to
Speaker 3: hear slices if you would go out, you know, if
Speaker 3: dad's and their kids. I don't want to hear like
Speaker 3: cool moms and hang out with their kids. Everybody does that.
Speaker 1: Sometimes a mom and daughter will hang out. I've seen
Speaker 1: that's fine, mom and daughter.
Speaker 3: Mom's young looking, and you're like, oh, you guys, sisters,
Speaker 3: I'm talking about your dad, Dad dad.
Speaker 1: It's a different story.
Speaker 2: By the way, I didn't ask people to leave talkbacks
Speaker 2: about the volume.
Speaker 1: Of the microphone.
Speaker 3: I asked if they could tell if there was a difference,
Speaker 3: because I fooled you. That's what I wanted to leave
Speaker 3: talkbacks about.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 3: You were talking about this guy partying with an older guy.
Speaker 3: He looked, he looked good. First age, How old did
Speaker 3: you say the guy was early seventies. Yeah, he had
Speaker 3: gray hair for sure. Okay, let's talk about someone who's
Speaker 3: probably in their eighties.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: I was in a doctor's appointment before the weekend, so
Speaker 2: about a week ago, and I'm sitting in the corner
Speaker 2: of the waiting room and the chairs along the left wall,
Speaker 2: so perpendicular to me, about seven chairs away is an
Speaker 2: older woman, I want to say, in her eighties, maybe
Speaker 2: with a kids.
Speaker 1: You're not a flip phone.
Speaker 3: And she keeps making phone calls and talking like the
Speaker 3: entire waiting room is not full of people.
Speaker 1: Ah oh, So I.
Speaker 2: Talked to her and about planning a party, and he's
Speaker 2: gonna we're gonna have seventeen people and everyone's gonna bring
Speaker 2: their own food.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, and so she's planning a party complete for everybody
Speaker 2: in the room. Right then she hangs.
Speaker 3: Out and I'm like, okay, good, okay, good, she hangs
Speaker 3: up My good. Then she gets back on the phone
Speaker 3: because she's waiting for her Get this, I couldn't tell.
Speaker 3: She's waiting for somebody. She's not the patient I lay
Speaker 3: to find out. Then she makes another call, Dolores. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so I checked out my daughter's new apartment. It's got
Speaker 3: a balcony. It's a very nice balcony, but not big
Speaker 3: enough to entertain.
Speaker 2: So if we're gonna have the party at her place,
Speaker 2: we can't set up a table or anything on the balcony.
Speaker 2: It's not big enough, and it's loud, scary, the phone
Speaker 2: calls going on for like fifteen minutes. I'm in a
Speaker 2: doctor's office. Yeah, okay, I just want peace and quiet.
Speaker 2: Everyone's turning around giving her looks, not getting a hint.
Speaker 2: There's a napkin on the little table next to me.
Speaker 2: So I have a pen in my hand because I
Speaker 2: had to fill out the clipboard. You know, give you
Speaker 2: clipboard and you have to fill out all the questions
Speaker 2: right right, And I was a new patient at this
Speaker 2: particular doctor. So I take the pen and I write
Speaker 2: please whisper on a napkin, big letters, and I hold
Speaker 2: it up to where if she turns her head. She
Speaker 2: can see it. At some point, after about a minute two,
Speaker 2: she turns her head. She looks right at the napkin.
Speaker 2: It says please whisper, and I guess she couldn't read
Speaker 2: it because she's old, and she goes back to talk.
Speaker 2: So anyway, Yeah, Mikey's coming to loud. Scary now, you're
Speaker 2: saying to yourself.
Speaker 3: I think David is exaggerating. You think, yeah, she.
Speaker 2: Was probably not, But no, no, no, I want you to
Speaker 2: remember scary at least twenty feet away in a crowded
Speaker 2: doctor's waiting room.
Speaker 1: Yeah, scary, here it is, and scary. I was twenty
Speaker 1: feet away from that woman.
Speaker 2: That's that's freaking crazy, dude, that's the whole doctor's office.
Speaker 2: And to listen to her, Yeah, planning her birthday party
Speaker 2: or party with Ken and whoever else was coming.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's what we do around here.
Speaker 2: We're loud talkers and we don't care who's around us
Speaker 2: or who hears us.
Speaker 1: You know, that was pretty apparent when I was in Europe.
Speaker 1: I thought about it.
Speaker 2: I said, you know what, now, I know why other
Speaker 2: countries hate us, because there were people. There was so
Speaker 2: many great people there that were super pleasant. And doing
Speaker 2: themselves at all these places. And anytime some of them
Speaker 2: from America was around with a you know, a table
Speaker 2: of people, they were the loudest people in the room easily.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So I'm like, so now I am starting to understand
Speaker 2: it because we have no couth, we have no manners,
Speaker 2: awful bedside manner and.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, people people always like American you know, listen,
Speaker 3: I love the fact that we're loud and boisterous and
Speaker 3: you can spot us and we're animated.
Speaker 2: But we know how you have to learn how to
Speaker 2: curtail you're you know, you're talking and I don't know,
Speaker 2: I just ridiculous anyway. Yeah, no, it struck me the
Speaker 2: wrong way several times, and I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: we are an embarrassment to ourselves.
Speaker 1: We are well, we're a laughing stock of the world.
Speaker 2: Good thing you didn't bother, Pete Davidson. But listen, just
Speaker 2: to follow up. You know why that woman was at
Speaker 2: the doctor's office, why she was waiting for scary, She
Speaker 2: was waiting for her mother. This old lady comes out
Speaker 2: older than that woman and she's like Janice. Her name
Speaker 2: wasn't Janis, but I was Janie. They said I'm fine,
Speaker 2: let's go home loud and she's like, okay, Mom, I
Speaker 2: feel like there's an ketch in there.
Speaker 1: It must be like living together. Is an SNL sketch
Speaker 1: in there somewhere? Oh my god, you could, you know?
Speaker 2: It would be great, like either Kristen Wig or Kate McKinnon.
Speaker 2: But just being on the phone like so anyway, yeah,
Speaker 2: like oblivious to the fact. You're like, I guess they
Speaker 2: don't hear themselves being that loud. Yeah, that's exactly it.
Speaker 1: They don't. Maybe they're just deaf.
Speaker 2: But I was hoping like her daughter came out and
Speaker 2: was like, Mom, you're so loud. But no, her either
Speaker 2: it's her oldest sister or her mother came out and
Speaker 2: was like, louder than she was. So listen to how
Speaker 2: loud you and I are. Can you imagine when we
Speaker 2: get like old, how loud we're going to be. I
Speaker 2: can't imagine it. Oh oh, oh, Brodie, I can't forget that.
Speaker 1: I cannot forget You're gonna tell me why you missed
Speaker 1: work on Tuesday.
Speaker 2: Oh no, that's a whole the story. That's a whole
Speaker 2: podcast episode by itself. Ah.
Speaker 1: I thought that was gonna be a Big Finish. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: the Big Finish is right here. Okay, then you'll have
Speaker 1: to tell us next episode free set for us. You're asking,
Speaker 1: you shall receive. Okay.
Speaker 2: I've been getting messages from the sender for for a
Speaker 2: week now saying like, did you get it?
Speaker 1: Did you get it? I'm like, no, it's scary as
Speaker 1: on vacation. We got free ship. Yeah, is it weird
Speaker 1: because I was told it's weird. Well, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's two packages.
Speaker 2: Us. Uh, let's see who this is from. Yeah, we
Speaker 2: do free ship here, so it's from it's from Reggie here. No, no,
Speaker 2: the package wasn't from Reggie.
Speaker 1: And then somebody else. So Reggie here sent us something.
Speaker 1: Oh no, yeah, we got two packages, both of them
Speaker 1: from Reggie. I'll look at that. So I guess in
Speaker 1: this one we have Reggie's Reggie wrote a couple of books.
Speaker 1: I guess she wrote books and she was published. So
Speaker 1: she wrote a book called Sebastian Tales from a Balinese
Speaker 1: by Reggie Maltz. Right here, I'm holding it up to
Speaker 1: the scabe. Okay, that's Twitter, that's her Twitter name. And
Speaker 1: then Stanley Tales from a Balinese by Reggie Maltz. So
Speaker 1: Reggie has two paperback books. Uh, these so these books
Speaker 1: are going looks like they're going to Gandhi and Danielle.
Speaker 1: So so that's for Gandhi and Danielle. So she packaged
Speaker 1: them together. And then in that same envelope, I got
Speaker 1: a rock she she gave us. Look at this, Brody,
Speaker 1: the Brooklyn Boys painted. Oh so we have this one here,
Speaker 1: the No Sleep Till Brooklyn and the the Brooklyn Boys. Now,
Speaker 1: hold on a second. I didn't even open this one.
Speaker 1: Reggie sent us something else. What's in here? I'm opening
Speaker 1: it as we speak live on the podcast. Oh what
Speaker 1: is this? I don't know what this is, Brody, this
Speaker 1: is a shock collar. I'm holding it up. What is that?
Speaker 1: Oh that's the okay? Yeah, and then there's more stuff
Speaker 1: in here. Yeah, it's from Reggie. That's that's where I
Speaker 1: got the email from. Yep. Yeah, but what is it?
Speaker 1: But what are these? What am I looking at? I
Speaker 1: don't know what these are? No, she didn't say, did
Speaker 1: I try? I'm trying to understand that it looks like
Speaker 1: monopoly pieces, like a house some other things. I don't know. Well, anyway,
Speaker 1: thank you, Reggie. This is very interesting definitely what it is.
Speaker 1: I don't know the little trinkets, and I certainly don't
Speaker 1: like trinkets, and I don't know what this is. Is
Speaker 1: this like a like a shot collar? What is that? Brody?
Speaker 1: What do you make of that? That looks like a
Speaker 1: shot collar? Which is the kind of thing Reggie would send?
Speaker 1: A second?
Speaker 2: Halt of that? One?
Speaker 1: Is a sex collar?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm kind of confused, but anyway, thank you Reggie
Speaker 2: for answering the call.
Speaker 1: Because the booking boys we love to get free stuff
Speaker 1: for us. Oh no, wait a minute, wait a minute,
Speaker 1: what's that there, Brody? For us?
Speaker 2: We're trying to figure this out. What exactly are these
Speaker 2: things that Reggie is sending us? I understand the painted rock,
Speaker 2: the two books, one of them is for Danielle, one
Speaker 2: of them for Gandhi.
Speaker 1: She's but this, this, this sex collar thing is is
Speaker 1: kind of scaring me a little bit. Okay, hold on
Speaker 1: a second. What are you trying to do, Brodie? You're
Speaker 1: putting together a puzzle over there? What's happening? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm looking at I'm looking at hold on live on
Speaker 1: the podcast. Reggie.
Speaker 2: It's Reggie, she said, Okay, I sent you guys, something.
Speaker 2: It got delivered, she said, free blank for us. Don't worry.
Speaker 2: It's totally weird stuff. I'll say the second one arrived.
Speaker 2: I can't wait for you to see the weird stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but we can't even identify it. We don't know what
Speaker 2: it is. There are these little like hard to describe
Speaker 2: little trinkets the size of like like the houses you
Speaker 2: get in monopoly in the hotels when you buy a
Speaker 2: house and a hotel, but they're made of like metal
Speaker 2: and I you know. And then this other thing with
Speaker 2: a strap and what looks like a shock collar or
Speaker 2: a sex collar.
Speaker 1: Is looks like it's been used before. I don't know
Speaker 1: what that is. But uh, thank you for the painted
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys rocks.
Speaker 2: I got a rock. You got a rock too. I
Speaker 2: like the all right, thanks Reggie. Hey, this is disturbing.
Speaker 2: This just in Mike Tyson and he and uh and
Speaker 2: and Floyd Mayweather are gonna fight.
Speaker 1: You see that one? No, yeah, they're fighting.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be an exhibition match, isn't. Isn't Mike like
Speaker 2: ten years old older than Floyd. Floyd's like forty eight.
Speaker 2: Mike is like what in his late fifties? Is that
Speaker 2: something you want to watch to see these two guys
Speaker 2: go at it. No, I would never watch that. That's
Speaker 2: no interest to me. You don't want to watch these
Speaker 2: two geriatrics go at it with each other. I mean,
Speaker 2: what happened the last time Mike Tyson fought, I mean
Speaker 2: with people worried about him.
Speaker 1: He fought Jake Paul right and lost. I don't remember.
Speaker 1: You don't follow this world, No, I don't. I don't remember.
Speaker 2: I know it's not Marvel, and it's it. You know,
Speaker 2: it's not It's not the sports I follow. It's not pickleball.
Speaker 2: It's not pickleball.
Speaker 3: By the way, there's a great article, Henry, I'll send
Speaker 3: it to you. There's a great article in the New
Speaker 3: York Post yesterday, I think, or maybe today. It was yesterday,
Speaker 3: and it talks about how pickleball fastest growing sport in
Speaker 3: America and one of the fastest growing sports in the world,
Speaker 3: that it's become a cult, almost a drug addiction for
Speaker 3: some people. That injuries to people who are playing now
Speaker 3: are skyrocketing. Orthopedis to making a fortune, and when they
Speaker 3: tell the average person what their injury is and tell
Speaker 3: them not to play, the response Orthopedis are getting is
Speaker 3: I'm gonna play anyway, And that's what I did. I'm
Speaker 3: playing anyway even though I have a torn meniscus in
Speaker 3: my knee.
Speaker 2: And so what they're saying is pickleball is so addictive
Speaker 2: that people they referred to us as pseudo athletes, which
Speaker 2: I find offensive, don't not pickaball.
Speaker 1: It's a real sport.
Speaker 3: It's just people who are not in their twenties, are
Speaker 3: a little older are still athletes. They're just not like,
Speaker 3: you know, like superstar athletes. Anyway, point is the article
Speaker 3: is great looking up New York Post pickleball, that it's
Speaker 3: a cult and that people have to play every day,
Speaker 3: every minute, And I cannot agree more.
Speaker 1: And I have a couple of pickleball stories. Can I
Speaker 1: throw those? All? Right? So, uh, scary?
Speaker 2: How would you handle this? Somebody bent down to tie
Speaker 2: their shoelace. A guy, but he bent down facing the
Speaker 2: wall with his ass facing the other team, of which
Speaker 2: I was on the other team. Wouldn't you tie your
Speaker 2: shoelace when you're ass facing the wall?
Speaker 1: You should? Yeah? But yeah, what was the big He
Speaker 1: was walking away.
Speaker 3: From the net, he noticed his shoe was untied and
Speaker 3: immediately bent over to tie his shoelace.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was a teammates. Yeah, yeah, I would. I
Speaker 1: would face the wall. Just okay.
Speaker 3: Etiquette, etiquette, okay, speaking of etiquette, my second of three
Speaker 3: pickleball stories was a guy playing the other night.
Speaker 1: I had never seen him before.
Speaker 3: And you know, when you wear athletic shorts, where is
Speaker 3: the logo normally scary like the Nike swash, the Adidas
Speaker 3: shorts ex.
Speaker 1: Usually on the like the side pant, the side of
Speaker 1: the of the of the shorts somewhere or right.
Speaker 2: Would you say normally will you normally would see it?
Speaker 2: Now I'm gonna say you be like, yeah, on the
Speaker 2: lower like the bottom of the left leg.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, right, That's what I'm saying, yes, so,
Speaker 1: and then usually there's strings in the front.
Speaker 2: Right now, if you saw a guy waiting to go
Speaker 2: on the court, waiting for someone to lose, and the
Speaker 2: logo was on the back of his right thigh and
Speaker 2: you could see the strings hanging out from the back
Speaker 2: of his shirt, I can only assume that he put
Speaker 2: his pants on backwards. That is correct, sir. Now, because
Speaker 2: they're athletic shorts, they don't really have usually have a fly,
Speaker 2: and they know it's not like they're not really a problem.
Speaker 1: There's also not really a shape to them. I mean
Speaker 1: they're kind of flowing. For the pockets.
Speaker 2: If you've got pockets, you'd put the ball in your pocket,
Speaker 2: like the extra ball, right, you might put your hands
Speaker 2: in your pockets. But this guy obviously does not use
Speaker 2: his pockets because they'd be backwards. Now, this is a
Speaker 2: grown man with his pants on backwards. Do you say
Speaker 2: something now, like, hey, man, your flies open?
Speaker 1: You'd say that. No, you say, excuse me, your pants
Speaker 1: are on backwards? Or is that? To what do you do?
Speaker 1: You let it be?
Speaker 2: You just let it be, brodie sometimes just laughing silence,
Speaker 2: laugh in silence and ignore.
Speaker 1: What did you do? Did you have to get involved? Slices? Slices?
Speaker 1: What would you do?
Speaker 2: The third option is to tell everyone you know, would
Speaker 2: pick a ball and point it out, And that's what
Speaker 2: I did. Hey, look at the guy in the blue shorts.
Speaker 2: They're on backwards. That's what I did, because that was funnier.
Speaker 2: You're telling me you wouldn't do that. You would just
Speaker 2: keep your mouth shut, not tell anybody. No, I might
Speaker 2: tell a couple of people, all right, So you're right, yeah,
Speaker 2: maybe I would. But I wouldn't tell the person whose
Speaker 2: pants who had the pants on backwards. You might offend
Speaker 2: them because you never know. Yeah, so I told everybody
Speaker 2: else there you go right now, here's my last pickleball
Speaker 2: story because it pissed me off.
Speaker 1: Yep. So there's a guy that we play pickleball with.
Speaker 1: He's deaf.
Speaker 3: He reads lips, so he's been kind enough to teach
Speaker 3: me sign language of counting above five. So you don't
Speaker 3: hold up like like, if you want to give the score,
Speaker 3: you don't hold up a five and a one. You
Speaker 3: got a paddle in your hand, so you make a six,
Speaker 3: which is taking your thumb and touching it to your
Speaker 3: first finger.
Speaker 1: To your pinky.
Speaker 3: Right, I think it's your pinky, your pinky, and then
Speaker 3: seven is your second finger next to your pinky. Eight
Speaker 3: is your middle finger, and nine is your index finger. Okay, yep, okay,
Speaker 3: So now forget all that. Just know the fact that
Speaker 3: I'm playing with a guy who happens to be deaf,
Speaker 3: but he reads lips and he talks, but he doesn't
Speaker 3: usually talk because it sounds a little different because he's deaf.
Speaker 1: Sure, so he usually reads.
Speaker 2: Lips, talks a little bit, and communicates the numbers with
Speaker 2: sign language. So he's on my right and I'm on
Speaker 2: the left, and our opponents is someone I've played with
Speaker 2: before and a guy I've never met before, big guy never.
Speaker 2: I don't know who he is, but earlier in the
Speaker 2: night I played with him and we won. Then I
Speaker 2: played against him because as you as a team, you win,
Speaker 2: you split. And then I beat him and that was
Speaker 2: like an hour ago.
Speaker 3: Later in the night, I'm now playing against him again
Speaker 3: because we beat somebody and he came on the court. Okay,
Speaker 3: I'm playing with the deaf guy, doesn't matter his name is,
Speaker 3: and he's my opponent. Is this guy I don't know,
Speaker 3: but I played with him now twice. I won with
Speaker 3: him and I beat him. So the ball gets hit.
Speaker 3: He hits the ball all the way to my right,
Speaker 3: and I'm gonna call the deaf guy Mike. For the
Speaker 3: sake of this, IM gonna call him the deaf guy.
Speaker 3: Mike runs all the way to the right and the
Speaker 3: ball goes out. The ball lands out just out, just
Speaker 3: over the line, and Mike doesn't speak, so I yell out.
Speaker 3: As a partner, you're allowed to do that, and it's
Speaker 3: encouraged because Mike is running full speed looking at the ball.
Speaker 3: I'm looking at the ground, so I see it's out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So the guy across from me, we'll call him, uh,
Speaker 2: we'll call him Hector. Hector says, whoa, whoa, wo you
Speaker 2: can't call it out. Mike has to call it out.
Speaker 2: I said, what are you talking about? The ball was
Speaker 2: out and and Mike is now with his hands going
Speaker 2: pointing it was out. He agrees with me it was out.
Speaker 2: So I go, what are you talking about. You always
Speaker 2: can help you your partner out. And he says, I
Speaker 2: don't trust you to me. I said, what he said,
Speaker 2: you made a few calls earlier in the night that
Speaker 2: were questionable.
Speaker 1: So I said, are you saying I lied and I cheated.
Speaker 2: Take it as every way you want, but you made
Speaker 2: a couple of calls earlier that I definitely disagreed with. Now,
Speaker 2: in pick a ball, if your opponent calls it in
Speaker 2: or out, that's it. There's no arguing, right you can
Speaker 2: you can be like I saw it. It's out.
Speaker 1: Okay. So so I said, dude, I don't even know you.
Speaker 1: I play you five nights a week.
Speaker 2: Everybody knows. I said, I'm better than you. I don't
Speaker 2: need the cheat to beat you. You said that, yeah,
Speaker 2: he says, hey, man, I'm just calling it like it is.
Speaker 2: I said, I I got no problem.
Speaker 1: Go let's go.
Speaker 3: Let's finish the game. I'll try not to cheat the
Speaker 3: rest of the way. He says, oh, that's good.
Speaker 2: So the game continues, and now he's on his left
Speaker 2: of the court, my right, his left, diagonally across from me,
Speaker 2: and a ball his opponent. Same play happens, and now
Speaker 2: the ball is out across the court from him, and
Speaker 2: he yells out and I said, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Hector,
Speaker 2: you don't get to call that ball out because you
Speaker 2: established the rule that if you're on the other side
Speaker 2: of the court, you don't get to call it. Your
Speaker 2: partner gets to call it. You don't get to call out.
Speaker 2: And the partner, who was a friend of mine, says,
Speaker 2: now that was in like, oh, I guess you were cheating, Hector.
Speaker 2: So the game continues, we win, and everybody comes to
Speaker 2: the net to touch paddles. He goes, hey, man, no
Speaker 2: hard feelings, it's just pickle ball. I said, oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: no hard feelings.
Speaker 1: What what are you being a dick for?
Speaker 2: Brodie I'll be it slices. Am I supposed to accept
Speaker 2: this apology? Accuse me of cheating and be like, yeah,
Speaker 2: a dick takes a dick take the high road. What
Speaker 2: do you do to take the high road?
Speaker 1: I beat him? Okay? Is that all that matters in
Speaker 1: your life? Yes?
Speaker 2: Pickle ball is a just winning o sportsmanship, and to
Speaker 2: accuse someone you don't know cheating is not good sportsman.
Speaker 1: This is toxic masculinity at its finest. Not from this guy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: look at you. You are something else. You are what.
Speaker 1: You're a piece of shit. You're a piece of ship.
Speaker 1: You're a piece of shit. Oh, you're a bigger piece
Speaker 1: of shit. You see what I'm saying. You're You're why
Speaker 1: Europeans hate Americans. You're you know what? If I was
Speaker 1: Pete Davidson, I wouldn't have talked to you. By the way,
Speaker 1: if Brody was playing a bunch of kindergarteners, he would
Speaker 1: he would whip them just to show him. He show
Speaker 1: them he was.
Speaker 2: This guy accused me of cheap I'm helping out my
Speaker 2: partner who doesn't speak.
Speaker 1: What am I supposed to do? It looked from ten
Speaker 1: feet away, it looked like it.
Speaker 2: Was Okay, it's just pickleball, and my partner was deaf,
Speaker 2: not blind.
Speaker 1: No, it was out all. No hard feelings, no hard feelings.
Speaker 2: No hard feelings. You know what you want to beat me?
Speaker 2: Beat me, no hard feelings. You call me a cheater,
Speaker 2: go after yourself?
Speaker 1: Wow? All right? Nice is if someone called you a cheater,
Speaker 1: would you say no hard feelings and shake their hand?
Speaker 1: Be like no, no, well you wouldn't. I feel I
Speaker 1: feel a damn voice. I feel like I have to
Speaker 1: save my.
Speaker 2: Story for next week. Why I didn't get home in time.
Speaker 2: But it's a doozy.
Speaker 1: Buddy, gave you shit on the Big show.
Speaker 2: Because Scary always times his flights like three hours before
Speaker 2: he's got to get to work.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about that. That's every second of his vacation.
Speaker 2: But just know that my direct flight from Sicily to
Speaker 2: New York landed us in Dublin because of that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, but here's the thing.
Speaker 2: Scary took another vacation, and he took an extra day
Speaker 2: on his vacation because he was he needed a vacation.
Speaker 1: From his Vie didn't take the extra day. We'll talk
Speaker 1: about it next time. All right. I gotta get out
Speaker 1: of here. I'm going to Nashville for the weekend, going
Speaker 1: to see nine Inch Nails tomorrow with my Brooklyn boy friends.
Speaker 2: That's right, six of us from Brooklyn, the Brooklyn Boys.
Speaker 2: The Brooklyn Boys were including baldfreak Ronnie. We're gonna be
Speaker 2: hanging out in Nashville all weekend, so basically everyone you
Speaker 2: know from Brooklyn but me pretty much, you're not coming.
Speaker 2: You know what, you have a head like a hole,
Speaker 2: dark as your soul, black as your salt.
Speaker 1: So I count wait nine ex down. What's his real name?
Speaker 1: Trent Resnor, Dick
Speaker 2: Boys Boys