1 00:00:00,560 --> 00:00:02,760 Speaker 1: Ridiculous Crime is a production of iHeartRadio. 2 00:00:03,800 --> 00:00:06,920 Speaker 2: Hey, Elizabeth Dutton. Aaron Burnett got a question for him, 3 00:00:06,920 --> 00:00:08,720 Speaker 2: A girl, Yeah, it's ridiculous. 4 00:00:08,760 --> 00:00:11,399 Speaker 3: I do, stop right there, I do. 5 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:12,280 Speaker 2: What is it? 6 00:00:12,920 --> 00:00:15,080 Speaker 3: Nothing says clear skin like fried food. 7 00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:18,400 Speaker 2: I've heard that. I know, right, No, I heard the 8 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:19,080 Speaker 2: opposite of that. 9 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:22,280 Speaker 3: I am. I am a stickler for a skincare routine. 10 00:00:22,280 --> 00:00:24,639 Speaker 3: I'm a very traditional I don't do all the jazzy 11 00:00:24,680 --> 00:00:28,200 Speaker 3: news stuff, uh huh. And just putting that out there 12 00:00:28,360 --> 00:00:33,479 Speaker 3: about skincare. I've talked before about Kentucky Fried Chicken on 13 00:00:33,479 --> 00:00:36,640 Speaker 3: this show. Well, what do you think of when you 14 00:00:36,680 --> 00:00:39,320 Speaker 3: think of Kentucky Fried Chicken and skincare? 15 00:00:40,520 --> 00:00:45,040 Speaker 2: Teenagers? Teenagers serving you chicken? I worry about their skincare. 16 00:00:45,840 --> 00:00:48,760 Speaker 3: There's a company called dear Me Beauty like oh dear Me. 17 00:00:50,159 --> 00:00:54,120 Speaker 3: They it's an Indonesian beauty brand, and they joined forces 18 00:00:54,160 --> 00:00:58,600 Speaker 3: with KFC to launch a skincare collection. Ah okay, the 19 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:00,920 Speaker 3: biggest one that they had, the big item that is 20 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:03,040 Speaker 3: no longer available. I'm so sorry, is Aaron You're not 21 00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:05,760 Speaker 3: gonna be able to get it is a hydrating primer 22 00:01:05,880 --> 00:01:08,360 Speaker 3: sheet mask. You know those sheet mask things that make 23 00:01:08,440 --> 00:01:10,080 Speaker 3: you look like you're a villain. 24 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:13,039 Speaker 2: I know what villains look like? A mask on. 25 00:01:13,760 --> 00:01:15,640 Speaker 3: Paper, it's like a wet paper mask. 26 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:17,440 Speaker 2: No, I totally seen that. Yes, it's like it looks 27 00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:18,720 Speaker 2: like they're wearing a skin mask. 28 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:21,039 Speaker 3: But it's completely So they made those with like the 29 00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:23,440 Speaker 3: little the kernel on like the cheekbone, so. 30 00:01:23,520 --> 00:01:25,679 Speaker 2: You can wear like a serial killer kernel. 31 00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:29,520 Speaker 3: Well you can wear it through the drive through. And 32 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:32,319 Speaker 3: so it is supposed to be fragrance free. 33 00:01:32,480 --> 00:01:34,919 Speaker 2: Okay, you know, I forgot my biscuits first. 34 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:38,320 Speaker 3: Girks like they're just screaming and throwing biscuits in the car. 35 00:01:39,080 --> 00:01:41,800 Speaker 3: So it's got the logo. Uh, you know, this is 36 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:45,120 Speaker 3: a whole chicken motif. They do still have a primer 37 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:49,000 Speaker 3: sun stick, like a stick sunblock. Again, I don't think 38 00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:53,560 Speaker 3: it's scented, so I don't understand the point of this really. 39 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:57,000 Speaker 3: And then they also they have like they had a moisturizer, 40 00:01:57,080 --> 00:01:59,920 Speaker 3: They've got makeup. They have an eye color palette that 41 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:02,800 Speaker 3: has both blue and green in it. Just don't really 42 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:04,800 Speaker 3: strike me as what I want to see in chicken. 43 00:02:05,080 --> 00:02:06,880 Speaker 2: No, not at all. Blue and green those are usually 44 00:02:06,880 --> 00:02:08,280 Speaker 2: the signs of bad chicken. 45 00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:11,320 Speaker 3: Right, But make this make sense to me, Sarin. 46 00:02:11,880 --> 00:02:14,360 Speaker 2: I cannot, Elizabeth, why he brought this to me. All 47 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:16,280 Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you is this is ridiculous. 48 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:20,240 Speaker 3: Who I Why do they have Kentucky Fried Chicken logos 49 00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:22,639 Speaker 3: on what looks to be sort of you know, middling 50 00:02:23,040 --> 00:02:24,880 Speaker 3: cheap makeup makeup brands. 51 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:26,640 Speaker 2: You know what they should do. They should do the 52 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:29,080 Speaker 2: same mask idea, but with one of those buffalo chicken 53 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:31,600 Speaker 2: wing places. And then it's like that cereal Buffalo Bob 54 00:02:31,639 --> 00:02:34,480 Speaker 2: the Serial Killers, like it puts the chicken in the 55 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:36,400 Speaker 2: bag or it will get the hose again. 56 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:40,840 Speaker 3: Poor opening spices. And I don't know why they don't 57 00:02:40,919 --> 00:02:45,560 Speaker 3: just like clarify some chicken grease from the store from 58 00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:47,720 Speaker 3: the old the KFC down the street. 59 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:50,080 Speaker 2: Like gee, like clarified butter and chicken. 60 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:51,840 Speaker 3: Oh that's the new moisturizers. 61 00:02:51,840 --> 00:02:52,959 Speaker 2: I'm going to stop you right there. 62 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:57,720 Speaker 3: Thank you. I was waiting for someone to stop me 63 00:02:57,720 --> 00:02:58,560 Speaker 3: because I couldn't. 64 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:00,760 Speaker 2: I got a ridiculous one for you. You got a second, yes, please, 65 00:03:00,760 --> 00:03:03,800 Speaker 2: it's about one of my favorite people me yes, okay, 66 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:08,280 Speaker 2: my second favorite person, Jean michel besquiet. Oh yes, yes, Elizabeth. 67 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:10,960 Speaker 2: There are katz out there who are not those kind 68 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:15,320 Speaker 2: of jazz cats. They buy prints of paintings of John 69 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:18,280 Speaker 2: Michelle's and uh buy them off the internet. They add 70 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:20,160 Speaker 2: some paint they sign them, and then they try to 71 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:23,240 Speaker 2: sell those fake paintings for millions of dollars. Oh you 72 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:25,520 Speaker 2: know it's even more ridiculous. Huh it works. 73 00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:47,280 Speaker 4: Oh boy, this is ridiculous crime. 74 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:50,920 Speaker 2: A podcast about absurd and outrageous capers, heists and cons 75 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:53,720 Speaker 2: It's always ninety nine percent motor free and one hundred 76 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:55,000 Speaker 2: percent ridiculous. 77 00:03:55,560 --> 00:04:01,960 Speaker 5: You damn right, yeah, Andy Warhol, Yes, Keith Herring, sure, 78 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:05,880 Speaker 5: John Michelle, Baskie. Of course they all shared this certain quality. 79 00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:07,880 Speaker 5: You know what That quality was Elizabeth in the culture. 80 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:09,880 Speaker 5: I'm not talking like, oh, they had the same dance moves. 81 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:12,280 Speaker 5: I mean they had His quality in the culture was 82 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:13,280 Speaker 5: not alive. 83 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:17,000 Speaker 2: They are all that that is it moribund and extent. 84 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:21,560 Speaker 2: So no, they breathed new life into the stodgy, stayed 85 00:04:21,839 --> 00:04:25,760 Speaker 2: moneyed art world of the post abstract Expressionist period of 86 00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:27,919 Speaker 2: American art. Correct, you know what I'm talking about? The 87 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:32,120 Speaker 2: mid century big names were gone. Once Jackson Pollock, Lee 88 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:34,920 Speaker 2: Krasner were gone. The energy in the art world it 89 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:39,400 Speaker 2: just dramatically dimmed. All of a sudden the electricity, Roy Lichtenstein, 90 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:43,280 Speaker 2: Jasper John Side Twombly. When they exited the stage, what 91 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:45,640 Speaker 2: do they leave behind after their moment in the mid 92 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:46,440 Speaker 2: century Sun? 93 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:52,760 Speaker 5: Thomas Well, Yes, that truly. They had Wayne Tebow and 94 00:04:52,880 --> 00:04:56,000 Speaker 5: David Hockney. Yes, Wayne, I know you love. 95 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:59,680 Speaker 2: And I love Tebo's cakes, love Hockney's swimming pools. I'm 96 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:02,640 Speaker 2: a like the lighting and the color, but it doesn't 97 00:05:02,680 --> 00:05:07,840 Speaker 2: have the same restless, disruptive, chaotic energy that I want 98 00:05:07,839 --> 00:05:09,640 Speaker 2: in my art. And I'm not alone in that. There's 99 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:11,440 Speaker 2: a lot of us who just want like to be 100 00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:12,800 Speaker 2: smacked by our artwork. 101 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:16,000 Speaker 3: I feel like good art gets a strong reaction, either 102 00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:17,560 Speaker 3: positive or negative. So if you look at it and 103 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:20,400 Speaker 3: you think, oh god, no, it's it succeeded. 104 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:23,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's so, that's good news for a lot of artists. 105 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:27,320 Speaker 2: I know, right, I'm very generous now. Keith Herring his 106 00:05:27,440 --> 00:05:30,599 Speaker 2: visual style, all the loopty characters, the like little like 107 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:33,840 Speaker 2: almost stick figure man, but just the outside lines. They 108 00:05:33,839 --> 00:05:36,279 Speaker 2: had a playful chaos, right, he would just like swirl 109 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:37,960 Speaker 2: and fill his scenes with these. 110 00:05:38,160 --> 00:05:39,640 Speaker 3: Uh. There was a lot of motion to that. 111 00:05:39,720 --> 00:05:42,560 Speaker 2: That of motion totally good point. Andy war even though 112 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:45,800 Speaker 2: mostly black and white, a black line against a white background. 113 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:50,800 Speaker 2: Still all this motion, all this energy. Andy Warhol commercially disruptive. Yeah, 114 00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:53,880 Speaker 2: mimicked everything, made everything, you know, just tongue in cheek, 115 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:57,080 Speaker 2: like not even quite lambastic culture. But he definitely, like 116 00:05:57,120 --> 00:05:58,560 Speaker 2: you know, poked a health him out of fun. 117 00:05:58,720 --> 00:06:01,640 Speaker 3: It's a commentary on it, commercialism. 118 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:03,760 Speaker 2: The emptiness of some of it, the importance of it, 119 00:06:03,839 --> 00:06:05,719 Speaker 2: of the things that we do not realize how important 120 00:06:05,720 --> 00:06:08,040 Speaker 2: they are to us. But he came to this naturally 121 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:10,680 Speaker 2: because one the dude's from Pittsburgh. He grows up, turns 122 00:06:10,680 --> 00:06:13,960 Speaker 2: into this rest like Rascal refugee, goes to Madison Avenue, 123 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:16,680 Speaker 2: becomes a commercial artist, sees the inside of the machine, 124 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:20,400 Speaker 2: and then pops back out and becomes a fine art painter. 125 00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:25,279 Speaker 2: So from him you get that that same chaotic energy 126 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:27,560 Speaker 2: just from inside the machine. And then there's Jehan Michelle 127 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:31,520 Speaker 2: Basquiat my man right now, he had his own visual grammar, 128 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:33,960 Speaker 2: you know, like, yes, like you you see what his paintings, 129 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,560 Speaker 2: you immediately know it's his. Now, Yes, he had sam 130 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:40,000 Speaker 2: o born of the graffiti of the streets. But his 131 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:42,839 Speaker 2: work is right on par with Picasso. He's like you 132 00:06:42,839 --> 00:06:45,120 Speaker 2: know a master. Now these cats they all, like I said, 133 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:48,160 Speaker 2: same undeniable energy. What does that mean to us these days, 134 00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:53,160 Speaker 2: Elizabeth money Exactly. It means people want to own it. Now. 135 00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:54,600 Speaker 2: They're like, Oh, I don't want to just see it. 136 00:06:54,640 --> 00:06:55,960 Speaker 2: I want to go to the museum. I don't want 137 00:06:55,960 --> 00:06:57,640 Speaker 2: to be overwhelmed, but I don't want to touch my soul. 138 00:06:57,680 --> 00:06:59,680 Speaker 2: I want to possess it. Yes, can I show my friend? 139 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:01,000 Speaker 3: Yes? 140 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:03,680 Speaker 2: So some people want to compete and be like, oh, 141 00:07:03,760 --> 00:07:05,960 Speaker 2: Bezos has this one, but I've got that one. You know. 142 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,880 Speaker 2: That's what we've gotten to now. So that also means 143 00:07:08,920 --> 00:07:11,680 Speaker 2: that these are now the record holders in the art world. 144 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:15,840 Speaker 2: Oh yes, Basquiat, Warhol. They are the most expensive paintings 145 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:16,840 Speaker 2: you can buy these days. 146 00:07:16,880 --> 00:07:17,160 Speaker 3: Really. 147 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:19,600 Speaker 2: Oh yeah? So, I mean you know what we say 148 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:22,400 Speaker 2: around here when something becomes the most expensive there is 149 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:26,080 Speaker 2: and the most valuable on the market, we hear ridiculous crime. 150 00:07:26,160 --> 00:07:28,120 Speaker 3: No, that means crime. 151 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:32,640 Speaker 2: That's right, Elizabeth. Forgeries, frauds, all sorts of fun crimes. Now, Elizabeth, 152 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:33,640 Speaker 2: you are provenances. 153 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:37,560 Speaker 3: Yes, Okay, I've discussed it before, the story of a thing, correct, Okay, 154 00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:39,560 Speaker 3: the paper trail really. 155 00:07:39,360 --> 00:07:42,000 Speaker 2: Totally Now, if you had to spontaneously come up with provenance, 156 00:07:42,240 --> 00:07:44,120 Speaker 2: you know, or better yet, fake one for millions. How 157 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:45,000 Speaker 2: much fun would that be? 158 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:45,680 Speaker 3: So fun? 159 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:47,840 Speaker 2: Just like coming up with all the once owned by 160 00:07:47,880 --> 00:07:49,120 Speaker 2: a merchant marine captain. 161 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:52,360 Speaker 3: I gotta be honest. I love forging documents. 162 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:56,120 Speaker 2: I know you are. 163 00:07:57,400 --> 00:07:59,800 Speaker 3: I've forged a document before. I'm not going to discuss it. 164 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,080 Speaker 2: Don't tell us which one. 165 00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:03,360 Speaker 3: I was so convincing and it got the job done. 166 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:04,280 Speaker 2: Nice. There you go. 167 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:05,000 Speaker 3: There it is. 168 00:08:05,280 --> 00:08:08,760 Speaker 2: Well when it comes to like provenance, I always like 169 00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:11,120 Speaker 2: to imagine, like coming up with provenance for stuff I own, 170 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:14,680 Speaker 2: like like my used clothing from the goodwill, like this 171 00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:18,720 Speaker 2: was once owned by a housewife and the luth handmade cheat. No, 172 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:23,440 Speaker 2: but anyway, is the attractive aspect of like people Why 173 00:08:23,480 --> 00:08:25,640 Speaker 2: they decide to fake a basket at painting, or why 174 00:08:25,640 --> 00:08:27,880 Speaker 2: they want to pull a fraudulent Warhol out of their 175 00:08:27,920 --> 00:08:31,760 Speaker 2: grandpa's addict or whatever. It's because provenance. The thing is 176 00:08:31,760 --> 00:08:34,760 Speaker 2: is these artists, they the provenance is really scant. It's 177 00:08:34,760 --> 00:08:37,240 Speaker 2: hard to establish for some of their works. Well, kind 178 00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:39,760 Speaker 2: of like the Picasso and Georgia's Brock period of the 179 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:43,360 Speaker 2: Cubist of the last century, you know, the twenty the 180 00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:45,920 Speaker 2: beginning of the twentieth century, they have they would pay 181 00:08:45,920 --> 00:08:47,800 Speaker 2: their bills with artwork. It would like, you know, hand 182 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:48,400 Speaker 2: somebody and something. 183 00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:50,360 Speaker 3: They were cranking that stuff out exactly. 184 00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:52,400 Speaker 2: And then nowadays people will pay for a drawing. So 185 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:54,360 Speaker 2: if they're sitting there paying their bar bill on the 186 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:56,560 Speaker 2: back of a napkin and they did a drawing, the 187 00:08:56,640 --> 00:08:58,559 Speaker 2: only way you know it's true is if it's like, oh, 188 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:02,880 Speaker 2: Picasso's signature or some thing looks right. So what does 189 00:09:02,880 --> 00:09:05,040 Speaker 2: it mean when you started giving away art to friends, Well, 190 00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:06,520 Speaker 2: it means you have a lot of people go oh, 191 00:09:06,559 --> 00:09:09,000 Speaker 2: I got this from this friend of Picasso. I got 192 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:11,560 Speaker 2: this from this and now we've gotten too. In Warhol's case, 193 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:14,640 Speaker 2: it was the dumpster outside of his spot the factory. 194 00:09:14,640 --> 00:09:16,160 Speaker 2: People were like, oh, I fished this out of the 195 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:20,200 Speaker 2: dumpster outside of Warhol's factory. Or with Basque Yacht, this 196 00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:21,960 Speaker 2: dude like to paint on all sorts of stuff. He'd 197 00:09:21,960 --> 00:09:24,520 Speaker 2: paint on doors, he paying on found objects, so it's 198 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:26,600 Speaker 2: easy for them to find, like a helmet. Go oh, yes, 199 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:30,040 Speaker 2: Baskiacht painted this, right, this football helmet I have. And 200 00:09:30,080 --> 00:09:33,000 Speaker 2: so if you're a fraudster, right and you're desperate to 201 00:09:33,080 --> 00:09:35,880 Speaker 2: establish provenance for something that may be worth millions of dollars, 202 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:37,680 Speaker 2: it's always easy to go, oh, I found this in 203 00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:40,280 Speaker 2: a storage unit. I found this at the flea mark, 204 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:43,040 Speaker 2: at the garage sale, the estate sale, yard sale, goodwill, 205 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:46,000 Speaker 2: antique market, or you know, the home of your German 206 00:09:46,040 --> 00:09:50,520 Speaker 2: grandmother or whatever. Right now, for basque yacht, typically people go, oh, 207 00:09:50,559 --> 00:09:52,480 Speaker 2: you know, he traded this to me for a microphone. 208 00:09:52,600 --> 00:09:54,040 Speaker 2: You cannot prove that at all. How are you going 209 00:09:54,080 --> 00:09:55,880 Speaker 2: to prove that? Right? You shouldn't sign it. Then you 210 00:09:55,960 --> 00:09:59,360 Speaker 2: have the idea of like, so Keith Herring is always 211 00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:01,520 Speaker 2: oh that boyfriend I was I used to know his 212 00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:04,480 Speaker 2: ex boyfriend, his boyfriends gave this to me. So is 213 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:07,120 Speaker 2: that provenance? That's what the art world is dealing with. 214 00:10:07,160 --> 00:10:09,199 Speaker 2: But they had these things worth millions, so they're like, oh, 215 00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:11,760 Speaker 2: we've really put ourselves in a bind here. Yeah, So 216 00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:16,000 Speaker 2: enter always the issue of caveat emptor or basically buy 217 00:10:16,040 --> 00:10:18,720 Speaker 2: or beware. Now this also means there's a lot of 218 00:10:18,760 --> 00:10:21,200 Speaker 2: things that are just flat out pretense and then people 219 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:23,720 Speaker 2: just want them to be out there. So the reason 220 00:10:23,760 --> 00:10:25,199 Speaker 2: why is I told you they were worth a lot 221 00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:27,040 Speaker 2: of money. I don't think. I don't think I have 222 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:30,120 Speaker 2: properly explained this to you. You you said, oh wow, 223 00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:32,000 Speaker 2: And I shouldn't really stopped to tell you how much 224 00:10:32,080 --> 00:10:36,000 Speaker 2: these paintings are worth, Elizabeth. In twenty seventeen, a Basquiat 225 00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:38,280 Speaker 2: painting sold for one hundred and ten and a half 226 00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:41,439 Speaker 2: million dollars. Wait what at auction at Southey's. One hundred 227 00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:44,040 Speaker 2: and ten hundred million dollars. That was the record for 228 00:10:44,080 --> 00:10:49,800 Speaker 2: an American pager until last year, when Warhol broke Basquiot's record. 229 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,480 Speaker 2: Not just broke it. The price paid for this Warhol 230 00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:55,920 Speaker 2: painting basically adamized the previous record that as The New 231 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,600 Speaker 2: York Times reported and I quote and under four minutes 232 00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:01,240 Speaker 2: of bidding, Andy Warhol's nineteen sixty four silk screen of 233 00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:04,880 Speaker 2: the actresses face. Actress in question, Marylyn Mary Yeah shot 234 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:09,199 Speaker 2: Sage Blue Maryland, sold for about one hundred and ninety 235 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:12,200 Speaker 2: five million dollars to an unknown buyer at Christie's in 236 00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:15,360 Speaker 2: New York, making it the highest price achieved for any 237 00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:17,239 Speaker 2: American work of art at auction. 238 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,679 Speaker 3: One hundred and ninety And that's the Marilyn Monroe. 239 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:23,959 Speaker 2: The Blue Maryland exactly right, So especially since Christie's all 240 00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:26,440 Speaker 2: stoked on the fact that they basically in a little 241 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:28,720 Speaker 2: diss at South the Beast, They're like, quote, we did 242 00:11:28,760 --> 00:11:31,480 Speaker 2: sell the most expensive painting of the twentieth century. This 243 00:11:31,559 --> 00:11:34,560 Speaker 2: is a big achievement. Corect No, no, no, I'm sorry, man, 244 00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:37,400 Speaker 2: I have to interrupt you. Painting the most expensive painting 245 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:40,280 Speaker 2: is a big achievement. Telling it is nothing nobody goes 246 00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:42,440 Speaker 2: to like, oh, the county fair and says I made 247 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:46,000 Speaker 2: this hog expensive. Look what we did. Guys all backslap 248 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,920 Speaker 2: in the auctioneer now made the hog expensive? And the 249 00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:49,520 Speaker 2: farmer did. 250 00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:54,240 Speaker 3: I'm looking up, Oh, Salvator MONDI sold for four hundred millions, 251 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:57,920 Speaker 3: not American MBS. Yeah, we're talking about American paints. I'm 252 00:11:57,960 --> 00:11:59,600 Speaker 3: just thinking, like it just got me off on a. 253 00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:02,800 Speaker 2: Thing told the NBS paid ridiculous money, and people wonder 254 00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:04,160 Speaker 2: if he even got the real thing. 255 00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:05,400 Speaker 3: That's right, that's the debate. 256 00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:07,440 Speaker 2: It didn't pay four hundred and something million dollars for 257 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:09,920 Speaker 2: fake And I'm doinking so fake because it's been on 258 00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:12,720 Speaker 2: his boat and everything. Nobody gets to see it anyway. 259 00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:15,880 Speaker 2: And also I don't really like the guy, So there's that. Oh, 260 00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:18,000 Speaker 2: so you know me I've told you that about this. 261 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:21,280 Speaker 2: People talk about movie on the box office on Friday. 262 00:12:21,320 --> 00:12:23,560 Speaker 2: I hate when we evaluate the box office for a 263 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:25,199 Speaker 2: movie like well, that should not tell me if the 264 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:26,720 Speaker 2: movie is any good. Don't tell me how much it 265 00:12:26,760 --> 00:12:28,800 Speaker 2: made in its opening weekend. That just tells me how 266 00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:31,240 Speaker 2: much somebody made. That doesn't tell me anything, right. I 267 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:33,440 Speaker 2: also don't like it when you measure the value of 268 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:35,440 Speaker 2: art against the weight of gold, So like, I don't 269 00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:37,080 Speaker 2: want to know how much the painting is worth. But 270 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:38,880 Speaker 2: since we're talking crime, I thought i'd tell you these 271 00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:41,520 Speaker 2: numbers because I want you to know we're talking long 272 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:45,120 Speaker 2: money here, right. Okay, Now, are you ready to meet 273 00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:47,680 Speaker 2: somebody who had one of these never before seen paintings? 274 00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:48,800 Speaker 3: Yes? Please to meet you. 275 00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:54,640 Speaker 2: I'd like you. Elizabeth, Please meet Danielle a Ley Boazis Bazzis. 276 00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:54,640 Speaker 3: Please meet me. 277 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:59,280 Speaker 2: He's the owner of Danielly Fine Art and Gallery Danielli. Okay, yeah, 278 00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:02,120 Speaker 2: he is what we in the storytelling business called a douchebag. 279 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:06,680 Speaker 2: He His fine art gallery, named after himself, is located 280 00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:09,680 Speaker 2: in Palm Beach, Florida. If you check the gallery's website, 281 00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:12,800 Speaker 2: it currently has a large heath ledger as the joker 282 00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:16,000 Speaker 2: oil painting on the homepage. That's the first thing you see. 283 00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:18,400 Speaker 2: The artwork looks like roy Neeman but if he got 284 00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:21,560 Speaker 2: like red pilled on a bodybuilder forum. Right, So yeah, 285 00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:23,960 Speaker 2: like I'll just show a team. Maybe painting is like 286 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,520 Speaker 2: a nod to Dan Yelly's like recent heel turn in 287 00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:28,880 Speaker 2: the art world. But this is what the painting looks like. 288 00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:31,040 Speaker 2: That's what you see. 289 00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:33,440 Speaker 3: It's like some of those things where you can buy 290 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:36,160 Speaker 3: paintings or like. 291 00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:36,800 Speaker 2: AI from Instagram. 292 00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:39,240 Speaker 3: Yeah, but you know, and it's like some kids going 293 00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:41,800 Speaker 3: off to college and they need, yeah, our room art 294 00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:44,400 Speaker 3: and it's either that or like a lion that's all 295 00:13:44,440 --> 00:13:45,000 Speaker 3: technic color. 296 00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:48,160 Speaker 2: This looks exactly like dorms dorm wall art. And he 297 00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:50,160 Speaker 2: has this like on the homepage. When I go to 298 00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:52,760 Speaker 2: your gallery, is the first thing I see anyway, that's 299 00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:56,080 Speaker 2: the dude, all impressions in big splash. Yes, the guy 300 00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:58,320 Speaker 2: had it made. Though he was a gallery owner in 301 00:13:58,360 --> 00:14:05,000 Speaker 2: a hip, expensive Miami neighborhood. The gallery Slanky, specifically his spot, 302 00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:07,679 Speaker 2: Danielle Fine Art, is located on Worth Avenue, which is 303 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:09,680 Speaker 2: he'd stayed that this is the kind of place where 304 00:14:09,679 --> 00:14:12,559 Speaker 2: you stay busy slanging million dollar artwork, right, feel. 305 00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:13,960 Speaker 3: Like part of that art basel stuff. 306 00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:16,319 Speaker 2: Yes, all of that right. So he's out there slanging 307 00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:18,960 Speaker 2: like million dollar paintings like corner store sell chips. Right, 308 00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:21,600 Speaker 2: he's got his Artnet described his neighborhood is qute, a 309 00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:24,280 Speaker 2: hot spot for the prestigious international art galleries in the 310 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:28,120 Speaker 2: wealthy FLOORI toa enclave. So he's exactly that art basil vibe. 311 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:28,280 Speaker 4: Right. 312 00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:32,520 Speaker 2: So, as art net tells us, Danielle fine art was 313 00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:36,000 Speaker 2: quote decorated with velvet ropes, a red carpet, and over 314 00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:39,120 Speaker 2: the top crystal chandeliers hanging from the ceiling. Art was 315 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:46,800 Speaker 2: hung salon style alongside large television monitors displaying NFT drops. No, yes, no, 316 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:48,320 Speaker 2: he's starting to see pictures. 317 00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:50,520 Speaker 3: Yes, it's going all too clear. 318 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:54,280 Speaker 2: Hold up, Danielle Boisis is not just some eurotrash douchebag 319 00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:57,360 Speaker 2: in it for the NFTs and fast cash and the walls. 320 00:14:57,480 --> 00:15:01,240 Speaker 2: This guy was sixty nine years old. He's someone who 321 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,640 Speaker 2: you know, he might know better, he should be. Yeah, 322 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:05,840 Speaker 2: but he's also hanging on for things he doesn't understand. 323 00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:07,680 Speaker 3: Is his girlfriend like nineteen I. 324 00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:11,800 Speaker 2: Didn't look into that far, but yeah, he prefers surface 325 00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:14,560 Speaker 2: over substance. So I'm gonna go yes, yes, Now, this 326 00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:16,200 Speaker 2: man he likes to make an impression or is we 327 00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:19,280 Speaker 2: like to call them con men? His business model focus 328 00:15:19,320 --> 00:15:21,800 Speaker 2: on a brand of suckers we call multimillionaires, are preferably 329 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:23,840 Speaker 2: a billionaire. If he could wrangle one of those, that'd 330 00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:25,760 Speaker 2: be perfect. Someone with the kind of money to burn, 331 00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:28,240 Speaker 2: lots of people to impress and doesn't know Georgio Keef 332 00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:31,480 Speaker 2: from William de Cooney. So that's why he chose Miami, 333 00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:33,520 Speaker 2: because he could have picked La New York. But if 334 00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:36,320 Speaker 2: you want easy, dumb money these days, it's in Miami, 335 00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:39,080 Speaker 2: right like two years ago, I'm talking. You're longing to 336 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:43,720 Speaker 2: milk a recently like minted crypto billionaire Miami. You want 337 00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:47,960 Speaker 2: to hit up an NFT billionaire Miami AI company ceo. 338 00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:49,520 Speaker 2: It's all the same story. 339 00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:53,240 Speaker 3: You know what's better than one billionaire? Two billionaire Malcolm Baby, 340 00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:54,640 Speaker 3: two billionaires? 341 00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:59,400 Speaker 2: So to charm all these suckers in amaze them who 342 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:02,720 Speaker 2: these guys know very little about art. Danielle's gallery basically 343 00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:05,480 Speaker 2: boasted the names that most art folks. Most folks know 344 00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:07,960 Speaker 2: of art, right, They're like, oh I know hoo is right? 345 00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:08,640 Speaker 3: Yeah? 346 00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:11,000 Speaker 2: According to the gallery he sold their work, and this 347 00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:14,400 Speaker 2: is an important and impressive list he had. A few 348 00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:19,440 Speaker 2: of the highlights are Rachenburg, Cloud Money, Pablo Picasso, Salvador Dali, 349 00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:23,560 Speaker 2: William Dacooning, Henri Matisse, Paul dee Ga, Saint Jean Renoirs, 350 00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:28,240 Speaker 2: Rodin Shepherd, Ferry Banksy, mister Brainwash Herring, and Jean Michel Basquiat. 351 00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:31,680 Speaker 3: He's just all over the map. He's not like specializing 352 00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:32,320 Speaker 3: in one. 353 00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:35,360 Speaker 2: Certain If you got Monet Dega and mister Brainwash on 354 00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:39,440 Speaker 2: the same wall, that's all kinds of chaotic. They also 355 00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:43,200 Speaker 2: listed Basquiat as a French painter the website list. Yes. 356 00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:45,880 Speaker 2: I find it's interesting for two reasons. One, he's an 357 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:48,640 Speaker 2: American painter. The man was born in Brooklyn. Yes, he 358 00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:51,840 Speaker 2: made his name tagging zen Cohen's in Manhattan, like he 359 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:55,040 Speaker 2: is an American painter. He's an American to Frank Sinatra exactly. 360 00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:58,000 Speaker 2: The other reason I find this interesting is he should 361 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:01,480 Speaker 2: know the basics about Basquiat, because not knowing about Bosquiat 362 00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:03,840 Speaker 2: is the reason why this Florida art dealer got embarrassed 363 00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:06,000 Speaker 2: by an FBI raid in December. 364 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:07,679 Speaker 6: One. 365 00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:09,200 Speaker 3: Actually, that's my kind of embarrassment. 366 00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:10,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, so let's take a little break and I'll be 367 00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:12,240 Speaker 2: back to tell you about how he got embarrassed in 368 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:14,240 Speaker 2: front of all of his upscale neighbors by the FBI. 369 00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:35,879 Speaker 2: All right, Elizabeth, we're back by me. 370 00:17:36,359 --> 00:17:37,840 Speaker 3: So that's my ad. 371 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:40,080 Speaker 2: That's a good one. So good bye things, by stuff, 372 00:17:40,119 --> 00:17:44,240 Speaker 2: bye me by it. So the FBI, Yeah, they decided 373 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:47,480 Speaker 2: to get into the art world via this guy's gallery. Nice, 374 00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:50,240 Speaker 2: so the well here, I'll just leave it to you 375 00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:53,440 Speaker 2: this way. It was December twenty twenty one and a 376 00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:56,919 Speaker 2: local art dealer, a director of a neighborhood gallery tw 377 00:17:56,960 --> 00:18:00,800 Speaker 2: fine Art, a mister Ty Cooperman. He was witnessing all 378 00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:02,679 Speaker 2: of this and then the local news came around and 379 00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:05,280 Speaker 2: they interviewed him. They said, hey, what went down? And 380 00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:08,359 Speaker 2: Ty Cooperman said that the FBI showed up with quote, 381 00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:12,760 Speaker 2: a beautiful array of armored vehicles and agents around ten am. 382 00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:16,679 Speaker 2: I just love a beautiful array of armored vehicles with 383 00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:19,800 Speaker 2: an eye catching pop of lexigraphic variety from all the 384 00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:22,240 Speaker 2: various agencies and their logos on the backs of the jackson. 385 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:25,000 Speaker 2: And of course there was the thematic punch of violence 386 00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:27,480 Speaker 2: from all the heavily armed officers, which only served to 387 00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:31,080 Speaker 2: further galvanize the work with an undeniable realness. Did he 388 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:37,760 Speaker 2: say this, no, lem spitball on our talking speak for you. 389 00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:39,240 Speaker 3: Thank you so much. 390 00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:40,280 Speaker 2: That was fun. 391 00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:41,120 Speaker 3: That was really good. 392 00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:43,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, that was just a few to get it. I 393 00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:46,680 Speaker 2: said that quote wasn't long enough. No w PTV. 394 00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:50,480 Speaker 3: I want beautiful array. Yeah, tell me describe the beauty show. 395 00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:53,440 Speaker 2: Don't tell exactly. Thank you. So why did the FBI 396 00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:56,240 Speaker 2: and Danielli's Fine Art, why did they come to Danielle's 397 00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:58,679 Speaker 2: Fine Art. Well, come to find out, this dude was 398 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:02,840 Speaker 2: pushing Whackford of the works of masters and charging millions 399 00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:05,320 Speaker 2: of dollars for them, And the FBI was like, bro, 400 00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:08,560 Speaker 2: we call that a wire fraud, mail fraud, money laundering. 401 00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:10,920 Speaker 2: And he's like, oh, I called that my business plan. So, 402 00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:14,360 Speaker 2: according to the Department of Justice indictment, the FBI sent 403 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:16,679 Speaker 2: in an agent. The agent was offered a Basquiat painting 404 00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:19,119 Speaker 2: for sale. Turns out the Basquote was a forgery that 405 00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:22,439 Speaker 2: Danielle bought online from a site called Live Auctioneers for 406 00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:24,960 Speaker 2: four hundred and ninety five dollars. Well, then this cat 407 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,720 Speaker 2: slapped a sticker on the back and he tried to 408 00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:29,120 Speaker 2: sell it to an undercover FBI agent for the gallery 409 00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:31,760 Speaker 2: list price of wait for it, twelve million dollars. 410 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,560 Speaker 3: No, four, twelve miilion. 411 00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:39,040 Speaker 2: That's quite the markup, he turns out. When the undercover 412 00:19:39,119 --> 00:19:41,959 Speaker 2: FBI agent asked about the arwork's provenance, Danielle told them, 413 00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:45,400 Speaker 2: quote provenance is father of Basquiachte, So there's not really 414 00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:48,879 Speaker 2: a conversation about it. I have no idea what that means. No, 415 00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:52,320 Speaker 2: read five times. He doesn't know either. I guess it 416 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:55,480 Speaker 2: was meant to reassure the undercover FBI agent and Elizabeth. 417 00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:59,320 Speaker 2: It did not, so it only confirmed suspicions the FBI. 418 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:02,520 Speaker 2: They went to a remember of the Basquiat Authentication Committee 419 00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:04,840 Speaker 2: and asked them if the work could possibly be legit. Yeah, 420 00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:08,080 Speaker 2: the expert reportedly said, you must be kidding, right, you're 421 00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:10,320 Speaker 2: gonna pay me for my time. No, but in all honesty, 422 00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:12,000 Speaker 2: they said this is clearly a fake. Now the ACABI 423 00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:14,080 Speaker 2: agent was like, well, okay, that's what we thought. 424 00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:14,240 Speaker 4: Man. 425 00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:17,520 Speaker 2: Now came the quote beautiful array of armored vehicles and agents. 426 00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:17,919 Speaker 3: Yeah. 427 00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:20,560 Speaker 2: And once he was in custody the Algerian born art dealer, 428 00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:23,480 Speaker 2: he copped his crimes faster than you can say, Wassily 429 00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:27,280 Speaker 2: Kandinski so boom. He got two years three months in 430 00:20:27,359 --> 00:20:29,679 Speaker 2: the Federal Big House for that. And that is just 431 00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:32,600 Speaker 2: the tip of our fraudulent iceberg. Okay, Elizabeth, you're ready 432 00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:34,320 Speaker 2: for the next amazing tale of art forgery. 433 00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:36,040 Speaker 3: Ready, ready, he fakes. 434 00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:37,560 Speaker 2: Okay, I'd like to take you to the foot of 435 00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:40,480 Speaker 2: a volcano. I'm sorry, I read that wrong. I'd like 436 00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:42,760 Speaker 2: to take you to the foot of a French vineyard, 437 00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:47,000 Speaker 2: to an art gallery called volcano. Oh, foot of a 438 00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:48,840 Speaker 2: French vineyard, sorry, a French vineyard. 439 00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:50,520 Speaker 3: There's a little bit of a difference there. 440 00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:53,160 Speaker 2: In the French town of Nuit Saint George, which, as 441 00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:55,880 Speaker 2: far as I know, nuit means night in French. Yes, 442 00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:57,680 Speaker 2: I thought it means like bone lumite, like good night, 443 00:20:57,800 --> 00:21:01,080 Speaker 2: but this means makes it sound like Saint George, the Knight. 444 00:21:01,119 --> 00:21:02,280 Speaker 3: The night of Saint George. 445 00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:05,400 Speaker 2: Oh, okay, am I over here? But imagine I'm having 446 00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:11,159 Speaker 2: an idiot's moment. Yeah, maybe in French isn't cheval. 447 00:21:11,119 --> 00:21:13,399 Speaker 5: Yes, it's a k and and then I figured k 448 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:17,080 Speaker 5: night is chevalier and n night is and then M 449 00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:18,640 Speaker 5: knight and M knight chime on. 450 00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:20,720 Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, we got that cleared up. So you know what, 451 00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:22,679 Speaker 2: as you would say, who knows who cares? Or as 452 00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:30,840 Speaker 2: the French would say, okay. Volcano the art gallery. It 453 00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:34,440 Speaker 2: was their first exhibition, right, the newly formed gallery has 454 00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:40,240 Speaker 2: this impressive location. They present thirty five previously unseen Basquiat drawings. 455 00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:42,680 Speaker 2: They're like, we got the goods, babies, come on down 456 00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:46,760 Speaker 2: to the gallery. So these works were Volcano on loan 457 00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:52,520 Speaker 2: from a burg Burgundian collector. Oh, Burgundian. Okay, yes, Dominique 458 00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:57,040 Speaker 2: Viiano and Dominique Viiano is the English. Okay, you have understand. 459 00:21:57,080 --> 00:22:02,160 Speaker 2: This is English translated French news. So i'm it's awesome 460 00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:04,640 Speaker 2: because it sounds like French, but sounds like French. Run 461 00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:08,520 Speaker 2: through English like through a cheese grater of English. In 462 00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:11,520 Speaker 2: the small gallery, the drawings, made in pastel and in 463 00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:15,080 Speaker 2: Greece pencil are presented unframed in display cases. They are 464 00:22:15,119 --> 00:22:19,240 Speaker 2: mostly heads with bulging eyes and mixed colors. We find 465 00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:23,840 Speaker 2: they're the iconic symbols of Basquiat, crowns, teeth, a car, 466 00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:30,760 Speaker 2: and often crossed out words like radioactivity, rabelais, oriyan or cassiopeia. 467 00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:33,800 Speaker 2: But we immediately feel a slight discomfort in front of 468 00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:37,280 Speaker 2: these faces with overloaded colors, even scribbled, because they do 469 00:22:37,359 --> 00:22:41,240 Speaker 2: not let emerge the power of fear and revolt aroused 470 00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:44,359 Speaker 2: by the human figures transcended by the child of Brooklyn. 471 00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:47,879 Speaker 3: Yes, how French was that well? And the discomfort they highlight, 472 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,520 Speaker 3: that is the thing you want. You want sometimes to 473 00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:53,399 Speaker 3: be in a state of discomfort viewing art, Yes, and. 474 00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:56,520 Speaker 2: With in Basciot's case, yes, in the case of these paintings, 475 00:22:56,960 --> 00:23:01,560 Speaker 2: different discomfort. So for your v viewing pleasure of it. 476 00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:03,440 Speaker 3: It's the discomfort of your wallet being lightened. 477 00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:05,880 Speaker 2: No worse than that. I got you a tease here. 478 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,040 Speaker 2: So I was able to get my hands on a 479 00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:11,359 Speaker 2: comparison artwork that has one of the drunks for sale 480 00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:14,520 Speaker 2: that they had for sale this gallery right or on display, 481 00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:17,159 Speaker 2: i should say, and one of Bascot's originals, right, This 482 00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:19,920 Speaker 2: moscout original was sold for one hundred and seventeen million dollars. 483 00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:22,640 Speaker 2: The other one was a drawing claiming to be from 484 00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:25,199 Speaker 2: the same artist. And I want you to see if 485 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:26,680 Speaker 2: you can tell me which is the fake and which 486 00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:36,280 Speaker 2: is the legit baskev ready, so left or right, it 487 00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:39,119 Speaker 2: looks like the stuff you find on a refrigerator your 488 00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:40,720 Speaker 2: friend's house who has children. 489 00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:42,400 Speaker 3: Like a disturbed child. 490 00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:44,280 Speaker 2: Oh I love this? This is what is this? You 491 00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:45,879 Speaker 2: to pretend like you can tell what it is? They 492 00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:47,040 Speaker 2: hopefully tell you what it is. 493 00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:49,320 Speaker 3: Well, it's a crocodile. You're like, oh, oh wow, of 494 00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:49,959 Speaker 3: course it is. 495 00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:52,720 Speaker 2: That's why it's in the sky. Yeah, okay, So why 496 00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:54,239 Speaker 2: does he have brexit written on him? 497 00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:54,439 Speaker 3: Right? 498 00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:57,840 Speaker 2: He's got br XT written Like, I'm like, stuff, what 499 00:23:58,080 --> 00:24:00,560 Speaker 2: do you just run out of inspiration? Or I think 500 00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:00,880 Speaker 2: of that? 501 00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:03,520 Speaker 3: He was for telling So you remember. 502 00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:05,639 Speaker 2: That Jesus renovation artist that you love so much. 503 00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:09,840 Speaker 3: I love that so much. You do not understand. 504 00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:11,800 Speaker 2: So they had the fresco. They had the woman come 505 00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:14,000 Speaker 2: into Jane, I will come in, I will renovate that. 506 00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:16,520 Speaker 2: She's telling him to be an art historian, renovator. 507 00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:18,879 Speaker 3: She's a cleaner, and she's like, this fresco's kind of 508 00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:20,159 Speaker 3: falling apart. Let me touch it up. 509 00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:22,720 Speaker 2: And so she decides, like to touch tell yeah, the 510 00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:24,080 Speaker 2: face and she turns it in. 511 00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:27,840 Speaker 3: It gives me life to see it. It makes me. 512 00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:31,160 Speaker 2: So that's what this painting does for me. It's so bad. 513 00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:37,760 Speaker 3: Get T shirts. I'll get mine the Melting Jesus and 514 00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:41,320 Speaker 3: then you you can get you know, alligator in the 515 00:24:41,359 --> 00:24:42,879 Speaker 3: sky with booths, and we'll. 516 00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:49,040 Speaker 2: Get a Linda that the Christiano Ronaldo statue. Yes, so 517 00:24:49,359 --> 00:24:51,280 Speaker 2: this show, it was the inaugural, as they told you, 518 00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:54,399 Speaker 2: inaugural exhibition for the Volcano Gallery. That's the type of 519 00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:57,720 Speaker 2: artwork that they have on display. The Gallas wire kicks 520 00:24:57,720 --> 00:25:00,159 Speaker 2: off and the art world comes ready to slew and 521 00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:03,720 Speaker 2: at all the previously unseen Basquiat artwork. And let me 522 00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:07,920 Speaker 2: tell you the art world they walked to a very disappointed, confused. 523 00:25:08,359 --> 00:25:14,120 Speaker 2: Some were mad Richard Rodriguez, a self described Basquiat connoisseur. 524 00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:17,040 Speaker 2: He told the TV news from France three that the 525 00:25:17,119 --> 00:25:19,440 Speaker 2: drawings on display were not only clearly fake, but they 526 00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:22,119 Speaker 2: were so bad they pissed him off in a very 527 00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:22,720 Speaker 2: French way. 528 00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:26,000 Speaker 7: They gave these drawings a childish side, as if Basquiet 529 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,520 Speaker 7: were a schoolboy. 530 00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:30,560 Speaker 2: He railed to the France three News. And he ain't wrong. 531 00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:32,359 Speaker 2: If you saw the work, looks like someone doing an 532 00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:34,520 Speaker 2: impression of a child doing an impression of Basquiat. 533 00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:36,120 Speaker 3: Take if you put it in front of a kid 534 00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:38,120 Speaker 3: and say can you draw this? And you know, put 535 00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:39,880 Speaker 3: a real, baskeocht, you go now. 536 00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:40,760 Speaker 2: Do this and the kids like. 537 00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:43,200 Speaker 3: The kid's an overachiever, but not that much. 538 00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:46,919 Speaker 2: I know, like when they let elephants paint. It's like 539 00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:51,920 Speaker 2: Berdricu has continued to like it's his missing spontaneity. Baskeet 540 00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:53,159 Speaker 2: never mixed callers like that. 541 00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:55,840 Speaker 7: If Basquiat had done that, he would never have been famous. 542 00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:57,200 Speaker 2: He's just like dissing. 543 00:25:57,280 --> 00:25:58,639 Speaker 3: The color mixing is amazing. 544 00:25:59,119 --> 00:26:01,600 Speaker 2: It's not all the man had opinions. He also angrily 545 00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:04,560 Speaker 2: shouted to the news cameras and anyone who would listen. 546 00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:06,560 Speaker 7: These drawings, if they were from Basquiat, they would be 547 00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:09,440 Speaker 7: worth a five hundred thousand and two million euros each. 548 00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:11,960 Speaker 7: Did they buy them between five hundred and two million 549 00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:12,480 Speaker 7: euros each? 550 00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:15,000 Speaker 2: That's wrong? And me, I'm ready to testify in court 551 00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:16,040 Speaker 2: if it is necessary. 552 00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:19,520 Speaker 3: Yes, he's willing to go to the judge testify now. 553 00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:23,520 Speaker 2: Coincidentally, this man, Richard Rodriguez, he happened to unmask someone 554 00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:26,320 Speaker 2: for selling fake bascots before he did it. Way back 555 00:26:26,359 --> 00:26:29,440 Speaker 2: in nineteen ninety four. He was at the prestigious Templon 556 00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:32,480 Speaker 2: Gallery in Paris to attend the International Contemporary Art Fair, 557 00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:35,080 Speaker 2: which is like a big deal. And he saw four paintings. 558 00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:36,760 Speaker 2: It seemed kind of hinky to him. He was like, no, 559 00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:39,080 Speaker 2: those are mad hinky. I know that's not So he 560 00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:40,840 Speaker 2: called them out right then and there, and he makes 561 00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:42,879 Speaker 2: a whole stink right, and he makes the scene. He's like, 562 00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:45,600 Speaker 2: these are on bascotes? What is this? Bull sugar? So 563 00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:48,560 Speaker 2: like turns out the paintings were indeed fake. So he 564 00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:50,719 Speaker 2: makes a name off of this. So ever since then 565 00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:52,399 Speaker 2: people have kind of gone to him as an expert. 566 00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:53,800 Speaker 3: Right, he's the unmasker, dude. 567 00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:55,480 Speaker 2: He was right, is that they were painted by a 568 00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:58,119 Speaker 2: former assistant to Basquiat. That's how they got the style. 569 00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:02,000 Speaker 2: So correct going to make some fast money from the suckers, right, Yeah, 570 00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:02,840 Speaker 2: so they wanted. 571 00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:05,080 Speaker 3: To turn a two to four to an eight, you know, 572 00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:08,840 Speaker 3: j P. I can't stop with the jay z. 573 00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:11,879 Speaker 2: I'm wind it. So as for the collector of the 574 00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:15,439 Speaker 2: thirty five previously unseen Baskeyot artworks, his name, as I 575 00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:19,320 Speaker 2: told you, Dominique Viiano. He is an interesting cat. This dude. 576 00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:20,960 Speaker 2: He went to art school, so he's got a taste 577 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:22,800 Speaker 2: for this stuff. He went to the National School of 578 00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:25,160 Speaker 2: Fine Arts in Dijon, France. Which is also the home 579 00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:27,120 Speaker 2: of gray poopol and mustard from what if I'm not. 580 00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:30,560 Speaker 3: Am I right, that's the whole parton me. Yeah, you 581 00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:31,600 Speaker 3: having a gray poop up. 582 00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:35,200 Speaker 2: I was being ficial, but look at that. Okay. Anyway, 583 00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:36,640 Speaker 2: after art School of Vihann, he went on to work 584 00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:38,439 Speaker 2: as a professor and then a TV writer, and then 585 00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:40,840 Speaker 2: a producer and then a diamond dealer, you know, normal, 586 00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:44,359 Speaker 2: exactly quite the resume. If you asked him, he'd be 587 00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:46,320 Speaker 2: quick to tell you that he used to uh, he 588 00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:49,760 Speaker 2: used to party with Warhol, so I tell people that too. Yeah. 589 00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:50,000 Speaker 7: Yeah. 590 00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:53,040 Speaker 2: He also he was buddy buddy, but Carl Lagerfeld me too. 591 00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:55,960 Speaker 2: At one point he was the lover of Eve Si Laurent, 592 00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:57,240 Speaker 2: Eve Saint Laurent. 593 00:27:57,359 --> 00:27:57,760 Speaker 3: Excellent. 594 00:27:57,840 --> 00:27:59,919 Speaker 2: Yeah, so was I, Like I said, quite the right. 595 00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:01,400 Speaker 2: You guys amazing. 596 00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:02,400 Speaker 3: Rasidas basically twinsies. 597 00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:04,639 Speaker 2: I'm telling you, you guys would have a lot to 598 00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:05,880 Speaker 2: talk about. You should go to. 599 00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:07,520 Speaker 3: Prison, I really should. 600 00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:11,680 Speaker 2: This dude was confronted about his fake Baskeot artwork. Jhanna 601 00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:13,960 Speaker 2: said that he was blameless. He was like, if anyone 602 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:17,480 Speaker 2: was a victim, I am the victim. So he didn't 603 00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:19,960 Speaker 2: have a French accent. But anyway, so Bianna told the 604 00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:22,600 Speaker 2: Radio France, I bought them from a French collector who 605 00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:25,680 Speaker 2: bought them themselves from an American collector, David Rosen. David 606 00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:27,960 Speaker 2: Rosen bought them mainly at the Mud Club from Jean 607 00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:30,439 Speaker 2: Michel Basquiat. Now you know, the Mud Club is the 608 00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:32,240 Speaker 2: old punk club, and it was like on the Lower 609 00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:34,639 Speaker 2: East Side. It's like this thing that's where Baskeat played 610 00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:37,960 Speaker 2: is damp plaid. So yes, you're gonna buy thirty five 611 00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:41,200 Speaker 2: drawings in the Mud Club for whatever thousand dollars. So 612 00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:44,040 Speaker 2: he claimed that the thirty five drawings some American bought 613 00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:46,800 Speaker 2: decades ago at the punk new wave club. And if 614 00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:48,960 Speaker 2: you can believe it, this dude has documentation to prove it. 615 00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:51,440 Speaker 2: So his paper were claimed that the American David Rosen 616 00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:53,680 Speaker 2: was at the Mud Club purchased at thirty five drawnks, 617 00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:56,560 Speaker 2: but not thirty five drawnks Elizabeth eighty nine drawings from 618 00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:59,480 Speaker 2: Basquiot the club and all at once, all once, And 619 00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:02,320 Speaker 2: in twenty two he unloads these drawings to a young frenchman, 620 00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:04,800 Speaker 2: you know, as one does in the same Antiene region 621 00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:07,600 Speaker 2: of France, to a few years later, then sold thirty 622 00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:11,080 Speaker 2: five of the drawings to Dominique Viano. That's the story. 623 00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:12,600 Speaker 2: That's why he's the victim. 624 00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:13,880 Speaker 3: Right, yeah, yeah, it's tod to him. 625 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:18,560 Speaker 2: That's the provenance. So one gallery owner brought up my question, 626 00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:21,760 Speaker 2: which is, no one in the world has so many drawings. Yes, 627 00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:24,200 Speaker 2: no one in the world owns so many drawings privately 628 00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:27,479 Speaker 2: or in a museum like nobody just wants drawings. So 629 00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:30,520 Speaker 2: that was the rationale of Nordine Zidant. I love the 630 00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:35,560 Speaker 2: name Norden Zadon. Anyway, Nordan's a galleries who exhibited basquet works, 631 00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:37,840 Speaker 2: and as someone who's exhibited him, he also knew some 632 00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:39,719 Speaker 2: of the tricks of the trade and like the hidden 633 00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:42,240 Speaker 2: costs that would come with an exhibition. So, as he 634 00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:45,400 Speaker 2: said in the Nuisan George's exhibition, there were fifty to 635 00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:46,680 Speaker 2: sixty million dollars. 636 00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:50,400 Speaker 7: It's just impossible. What value have these designs been insured for? 637 00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:53,640 Speaker 7: Let them show the insurance value to prove their good faith. 638 00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:55,560 Speaker 7: If they don't, then they are in bad faith. And 639 00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:57,560 Speaker 7: so what he means is it's really a good point 640 00:29:57,920 --> 00:30:00,760 Speaker 7: if an insurance company won't ensure them the artwork that 641 00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:04,000 Speaker 7: suggests the insurer doesn't believe they're real or isn't willing 642 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,920 Speaker 7: to lose the money that they are worth and act 643 00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:08,600 Speaker 7: like they're worth ten hundred million dollars or whatever. So 644 00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:12,640 Speaker 7: when Nordin's don't exhibited basquias, the insurers made him add 645 00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:14,600 Speaker 7: bars to the windows of his gallery. 646 00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:17,160 Speaker 3: Oh really, he was like, where's the bars? 647 00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:20,959 Speaker 2: The French take art very seriously at by point, so 648 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,280 Speaker 2: they did the legwork to confirm that this artwork was 649 00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:26,040 Speaker 2: legitimate or not, and the outlet France Culture they found 650 00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:29,520 Speaker 2: the young frenchman down in Burgundy who allegedly sold Viano 651 00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:32,720 Speaker 2: the thirty one to thirty five drawings because you'll find 652 00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:34,840 Speaker 2: two numbers in the press. Okay, so we were able 653 00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:37,400 Speaker 2: to end quote. We were able to find him via 654 00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:41,000 Speaker 2: Facebook account, young collector of st Etsienne who was supposed 655 00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:43,560 Speaker 2: to have sold them to Dominique Viiano. He refused to 656 00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:45,840 Speaker 2: answer our questions and appeared very concerned that he had 657 00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:46,560 Speaker 2: been identified. 658 00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:49,160 Speaker 3: Yeah I bet he was, oh yeah yeah. 659 00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:51,440 Speaker 2: While I was researching these stories, that came across this 660 00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:54,080 Speaker 2: next cat and he was just so lovably inept I 661 00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:56,440 Speaker 2: had to include him. So turns out this dude was 662 00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:58,840 Speaker 2: dealing with charges of tax avoidance and then everything's just 663 00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:02,440 Speaker 2: sort of spilled out. So meet Melbourne based art dealer 664 00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:05,719 Speaker 2: and evelmore Bida. So I may be pronounced it incorrectly. 665 00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:08,440 Speaker 2: So he was busted in the Ale of Jersey, the 666 00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:10,600 Speaker 2: English asle just off the coast of France. Yea, the 667 00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:13,520 Speaker 2: dude is a legit aging playboy turned art dealer. 668 00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:14,520 Speaker 3: Oh my god. 669 00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:17,080 Speaker 2: Valmore Bida is a forty two year old do nothing 670 00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:19,880 Speaker 2: son of the ultra wealthy Australian family that got rich 671 00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:23,840 Speaker 2: selling imported Italian luxury goods to Australians. Wow, that was 672 00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:26,200 Speaker 2: back in the fifties. It's been a couple generations and 673 00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:30,920 Speaker 2: now they've fallen down to social lighte levels. So exactly, 674 00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:33,200 Speaker 2: fast forward to the early aughts. Valmore Bida is living 675 00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:36,480 Speaker 2: in Manhattan, wasting his family's money, throwing pop up gallery 676 00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:39,720 Speaker 2: art shows and being fabulously wealthy and acting like art 677 00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:41,440 Speaker 2: was his life, all right, And he was always in 678 00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:44,760 Speaker 2: the company of debutants and celebs like Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, 679 00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:48,440 Speaker 2: friends of the show, and he was deep in the 680 00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:50,600 Speaker 2: life of whatever you call that being a socialite? Is 681 00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:51,880 Speaker 2: that even a thing anymore? To people? 682 00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:52,000 Speaker 4: Say? 683 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:52,600 Speaker 2: A social life? 684 00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:54,760 Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean if you're just if you're not motivated. 685 00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:56,720 Speaker 3: You got all this money, why not? Yeah, so he 686 00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:58,680 Speaker 3: was being the like the the socialite. 687 00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:00,800 Speaker 2: Okay, here we go, it's a nice fromism for so. 688 00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:01,040 Speaker 3: Yeah. 689 00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:03,520 Speaker 2: Anyway, later on life caught up to Elmore Bidam. He 690 00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:06,440 Speaker 2: was still pushing arc but he's not as much fun anymore, 691 00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:08,880 Speaker 2: not as sexy and young. And by that I mean 692 00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:12,440 Speaker 2: he was selling fake Francis Bacon's and fake baskeouts for millions. 693 00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:14,360 Speaker 2: That's what he'd gotten to. No longer the pop. 694 00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:17,160 Speaker 7: Ups and hey, don't you see Georgia Armani this weekend? 695 00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:19,400 Speaker 2: No, none of that stuff. So this is all what 696 00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:21,200 Speaker 2: his life is about. And then he gets sued by 697 00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:24,840 Speaker 2: a hedge fund manager over some unpaid debts. That's everything 698 00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:27,680 Speaker 2: goes sideways. He ends up on trial. The dude goes 699 00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:31,320 Speaker 2: to pieces on the witness stand and he's just, oh, 700 00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:32,560 Speaker 2: but here, let's take a break. 701 00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:35,160 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, And the exactly. 702 00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:37,160 Speaker 2: I'm gonna leave you on the edge of the precipice 703 00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:41,720 Speaker 2: of a disbelief and suspense, if you will, and then 704 00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:43,680 Speaker 2: we'll be back after this little break, and I'll tell 705 00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:45,920 Speaker 2: you about how this man goes to pieces in a courtroom. 706 00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:53,120 Speaker 3: I can't wait. 707 00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:09,840 Speaker 2: Okay, Elizabeth, I promise you a courtroom seeing, and I 708 00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:13,080 Speaker 2: want you to understand that this man, this Valmore by 709 00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:18,440 Speaker 2: the he uh, this aging playboy, this this scion of wealth, 710 00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:20,200 Speaker 2: he had never probably had a moment like this in 711 00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:22,000 Speaker 2: his life. I mean, he just all of a sudden 712 00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:24,560 Speaker 2: was face to face with all the things he had 713 00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:27,920 Speaker 2: spent his misspent life on. Right, and he decides to 714 00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:30,480 Speaker 2: come clean. And you really mean it must have been 715 00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:33,239 Speaker 2: something a site to behold, right. Sure, But rather than 716 00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:34,600 Speaker 2: just tell you about it, Elizabeth, I'd like you to 717 00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:35,040 Speaker 2: close your. 718 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,360 Speaker 3: Eyes as a clue and picture it. 719 00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:41,360 Speaker 2: You are in an English court roomer, but you are 720 00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:45,040 Speaker 2: not wearing a powdered wig, because you are the court artist. Yes, 721 00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:48,240 Speaker 2: you've recently changed jobs yet again. You're now working as 722 00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:51,200 Speaker 2: a court sketch artist, doing charcoal and pencil renderings of 723 00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:54,280 Speaker 2: the innocent and the guilty. And yes, you indeed bluffed 724 00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:57,240 Speaker 2: your way into this job. You don't imagine it'll last 725 00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:59,480 Speaker 2: very long, since every one of your sketches looks like 726 00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:02,280 Speaker 2: a stick figure. Some of the stick figures have mustaches, 727 00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:05,560 Speaker 2: some stick figures don't. The judge stick figure usually has 728 00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:09,040 Speaker 2: a gavel, so anyway, you're busy sketching the aging Australian 729 00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:11,640 Speaker 2: Playboy and the witness box the defendant valmor Bida, he's 730 00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:14,880 Speaker 2: accused of selling fake basket matterpieces, among many other things 731 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,320 Speaker 2: in honor of Basquiat. You begin to write words on 732 00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:19,919 Speaker 2: your court room sketches and then cross them out. So 733 00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:22,239 Speaker 2: the winness recounts to the court all about the fake 734 00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:24,879 Speaker 2: paintings he's been hawking, some sold for millions. He tells 735 00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:25,560 Speaker 2: the court that. 736 00:34:25,719 --> 00:34:28,680 Speaker 8: Admits the lawing under oath when we made that statutory 737 00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:31,480 Speaker 8: declaration back in London on what was it okay, the 738 00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:34,400 Speaker 8: twelve to February twenty eighteen. Yes, I also agree that 739 00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:37,440 Speaker 8: each work of allt was a one hundred percent legally 740 00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:40,200 Speaker 8: and beneficially ownboy me. That's true too, and for the 741 00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:43,080 Speaker 8: purposes of obtaining work from the fine art. 742 00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:45,839 Speaker 2: Group, yep, I did all that, kriikey. So you had 743 00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:49,200 Speaker 2: a fistful of money to Val more Bida's stick figure drawing, 744 00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:51,520 Speaker 2: and then you add a stick figure crocodile, because why not. 745 00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:55,439 Speaker 2: As the witness is cross examined, the prosecutor makes hay 746 00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:57,960 Speaker 2: about the fact that the former Playboy has thus far 747 00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:01,319 Speaker 2: been dishonest, evasive, and proceeds to lay out all of 748 00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:03,200 Speaker 2: his evidence to the fact of why he should be 749 00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:05,520 Speaker 2: in prison. When he's asked to confirm some of this, 750 00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:08,160 Speaker 2: Valmore Biden says, yep, I did that. Yeah, that's all me. 751 00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:10,799 Speaker 6: Sounds a lot like when you lay it all out 752 00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:13,360 Speaker 6: like that sounds like a lot, mister prosecute lady. I 753 00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:15,040 Speaker 6: did all that you said, just like you said, and 754 00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:17,400 Speaker 6: I even did some more you didn't say, like what 755 00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:19,040 Speaker 6: about the daygall the renoirs. 756 00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:23,320 Speaker 2: The judge slams his gavel down. You snicker. This Aussie 757 00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:26,880 Speaker 2: playboys just owning the courtroom. His testimony is so doomed. 758 00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:30,040 Speaker 2: The judge stops. The defender tells him, may I remind 759 00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:32,640 Speaker 2: you so that you are not required to answer all inquiries, 760 00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:35,399 Speaker 2: stick to what questions are asked, because to be honest 761 00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:38,960 Speaker 2: with you, so you are going to jail now. At 762 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,839 Speaker 2: two different points in the testimony, the Aussi playboy's own 763 00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:44,680 Speaker 2: lawyers interrupt him and tell him to shut up. Then 764 00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:46,959 Speaker 2: that was after the judge cautioned him that he didn't 765 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,600 Speaker 2: have to keep saying everything he knew. But this cat 766 00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:51,239 Speaker 2: Valmore a bide it. He's like you're on it. If 767 00:35:51,239 --> 00:35:53,120 Speaker 2: you don't mind, I have not yet begun to hit 768 00:35:53,239 --> 00:35:57,080 Speaker 2: rock bottom. Now where was I? So? After he's done testifying, 769 00:35:57,080 --> 00:36:01,160 Speaker 2: the judge says, mister Valmore, bite, oh, lust for self 770 00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:04,160 Speaker 2: incrimination is strikingly unusual. Worriesome. 771 00:36:04,239 --> 00:36:06,160 Speaker 7: Even I would throw the book at you, but I 772 00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:07,520 Speaker 7: feel that you would enjoy it. 773 00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:09,960 Speaker 2: Please just get out of my courtroom. You get done 774 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,040 Speaker 2: sketching with quite a laugh, and you, he says, you 775 00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:14,000 Speaker 2: own to if anything, if I think of anything else, 776 00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:16,560 Speaker 2: will be glad to call you. He's like, please don't. 777 00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:20,279 Speaker 2: And that is the end of Almore by his courtroom. 778 00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:22,000 Speaker 2: But what can I say if as you saw that 779 00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:24,400 Speaker 2: in the courtroom, the dude was hell bent to come clean. 780 00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:26,360 Speaker 2: He's just like, I got caught. I gotta tell you everything. 781 00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:28,600 Speaker 2: We've come across this a couple of times. Yeah, if 782 00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:30,160 Speaker 2: you ever been like that where he's just like, you know, 783 00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:32,560 Speaker 2: it's all over, You're undone, The jig is up, you're caught. 784 00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:34,719 Speaker 2: You're just like here here's everything. Oh, by the way, 785 00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:36,359 Speaker 2: some stuff you didn't ask, never caught. 786 00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:36,720 Speaker 5: Baby. 787 00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:41,319 Speaker 2: Well, I've saved the best one for last. This next 788 00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:44,640 Speaker 2: story coincidentally takes place in Florida. It's either Florida or 789 00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:48,000 Speaker 2: France toidy exactly. So the Orlanda Museum of Art was 790 00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:51,480 Speaker 2: planning a huge new exhibition of Basquiat paintings, lots of publicity, 791 00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:54,880 Speaker 2: et cetera. The art was reportedly a rare fine and 792 00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:56,759 Speaker 2: a storage unit. It would belonged to a brother who 793 00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:59,399 Speaker 2: knew Bosquiocht. They were friends. He was a former TV 794 00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:02,040 Speaker 2: writer for Sesame Street in Mash. This cat claimed he 795 00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:04,120 Speaker 2: had proof that the works were legit. What was the 796 00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:06,960 Speaker 2: proof that he had? Elizabeth a poem. 797 00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:10,960 Speaker 3: Although in the well known connection between Basquiot and Sesame Street, Yeah. 798 00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:13,480 Speaker 2: Totally and Mash writers. Yes, so he had rhyming versus 799 00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:16,040 Speaker 2: his receipt of purchase. Now this sounds like something from 800 00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:18,960 Speaker 2: one of your dreams, you know, like a public television 801 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:22,320 Speaker 2: writer claims he has lost multimillion dollar fortune in street 802 00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:24,040 Speaker 2: art in a storage unit that he can prove is 803 00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:25,200 Speaker 2: authentic with a poem. 804 00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:27,680 Speaker 3: Yes, that dreams. 805 00:37:27,719 --> 00:37:31,480 Speaker 2: So anyway, so this guy, they had controversy ERPs, hundreds 806 00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:34,040 Speaker 2: of millions of dollars around the line. So what happens? 807 00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:36,600 Speaker 2: So in February twenty twenty two, the Orlando Museum of 808 00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:38,640 Speaker 2: Art they announced certain big new shows. They told you 809 00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:41,840 Speaker 2: the heroes and monsters Jean Michelle basciat the show is 810 00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:45,520 Speaker 2: supposed to have twenty five new basquiacht works no one 811 00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:48,319 Speaker 2: has ever seen. Art appraisers are like, oh my god, 812 00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:50,120 Speaker 2: these are amazing. They put the value of the work 813 00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:52,240 Speaker 2: it estimated one hundred million dollars. 814 00:37:52,719 --> 00:37:53,160 Speaker 3: Wow. 815 00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:55,799 Speaker 2: Yes. Now, in May of last year, the FBI walked 816 00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:58,880 Speaker 2: in and shut the party down. They do not literally, 817 00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:00,799 Speaker 2: I mean they let the museum have its big night. 818 00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:02,719 Speaker 2: But then weeks later the FBI agents came in. They 819 00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:06,120 Speaker 2: confiscated everything. They said, here, could contact us later so 820 00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:07,080 Speaker 2: or we'll be in touched. 821 00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:07,319 Speaker 3: Yeah. 822 00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:10,160 Speaker 2: So anyway, the works in question were mixed media works. 823 00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:14,319 Speaker 2: They were paintings on top of scavenged cardboard. So they 824 00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:16,440 Speaker 2: told you baske I would find anything a paint on it. 825 00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:18,320 Speaker 2: So in this case, it was a bunch of cardboard 826 00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:21,080 Speaker 2: boxes that were like story bocks, totally tracks. Right, one 827 00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:23,680 Speaker 2: was attended square an there was a five foot disembodied 828 00:38:23,719 --> 00:38:26,600 Speaker 2: head painting. Right, So various sizes of cardboard, So the 829 00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:28,919 Speaker 2: story goes. Basque art artwork was purchased by the TV 830 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,400 Speaker 2: writer back in nineteen eighty two. The dude's name was 831 00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:35,520 Speaker 2: Thad Mumford, and I'm assuming that's short for Thattius Fattius Mumps, right, 832 00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:38,840 Speaker 2: Thattius Mumfort. So according to the probonauts he claims to 833 00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:42,719 Speaker 2: be true, this Mumford sands Suns. He gave Baskeocht five 834 00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:45,040 Speaker 2: thousand dollars in nineteen eighty two to buy twenty five 835 00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:48,120 Speaker 2: paintings that Basquiat allegedly painted in his basement studio while 836 00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:49,759 Speaker 2: he was staying in the home of the La Art 837 00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:53,759 Speaker 2: dealer Larry Gagosian, who his history. So at that time 838 00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:56,359 Speaker 2: the Ghosian was planning a big Boscocht show, was letting 839 00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:59,400 Speaker 2: Yardist stay there and to work uninterrupted. The money in 840 00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:02,440 Speaker 2: the business change between the two men was not traditional. 841 00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:05,359 Speaker 2: We'll just believe it at that, as Gagosian would say later, 842 00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:07,040 Speaker 2: it was the way he chose to be paid in 843 00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:09,800 Speaker 2: cash or in barter with clothes or like he'd say, 844 00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:12,560 Speaker 2: buy my girlfriend a trip to Paris. So that's like 845 00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:15,160 Speaker 2: how that's why it's a difficult to establish provenance, because 846 00:39:15,239 --> 00:39:16,799 Speaker 2: how do you go, here's the receipt for the trip 847 00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:18,600 Speaker 2: I bought for the girl for Paris that paid for 848 00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:22,120 Speaker 2: the paintings. He got my point. So anyway, following that 849 00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:25,360 Speaker 2: same business model, apparently Thad Mumford bought works from Basquiacht 850 00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:27,759 Speaker 2: informally and he put the works in his storage unit, 851 00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:29,680 Speaker 2: which he kept until twenty twelve, and then it was 852 00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:32,480 Speaker 2: auctioned off for non payment. The contents were purchased by 853 00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:35,560 Speaker 2: bargain hunters scouring storage units. In this case they may 854 00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:38,040 Speaker 2: have gotten very lucky because the storage unit purchased fifteen 855 00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:43,319 Speaker 2: thousand dollars inside maybe artworth one hundred million dollars. 856 00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:48,280 Speaker 3: Story went assaulted. It was whatever became a hymn. 857 00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:51,040 Speaker 2: Oh, he fell on hard times. He's a writer in 858 00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:52,799 Speaker 2: Hollywood and he was black at that time. He fell 859 00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:55,360 Speaker 2: on hard times and eventually his health failed him and 860 00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:58,319 Speaker 2: he died. But before that happened at the heart of 861 00:39:58,320 --> 00:40:02,160 Speaker 2: the controversy the poem. Remember, according to provenance, Mumford TV 862 00:40:02,239 --> 00:40:04,359 Speaker 2: writer at the time working on mash He was one 863 00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:06,560 Speaker 2: of a small number of black TV screenwriters. I told you, 864 00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:08,640 Speaker 2: and so Basquiat and he they meet and they hit 865 00:40:08,719 --> 00:40:11,719 Speaker 2: it off as like being like young black creatives, and 866 00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:13,880 Speaker 2: they have the friendship, and they decide, you know, to 867 00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:17,400 Speaker 2: mark their friendship, they exchange paint and he writes a poem. 868 00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:19,880 Speaker 2: And then so the director of the Orlando Museum of 869 00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:21,880 Speaker 2: Arts is the poem is quote almost like a receipt. 870 00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:24,400 Speaker 2: It refers to the works, it refers to the inscriptions 871 00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:27,120 Speaker 2: in the works, it refers to the time. I've absolutely 872 00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:29,840 Speaker 2: no doubt, right, So they say that it's wrote the poem. 873 00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:34,359 Speaker 2: The Mumford writes the poem. JMB signed the poem. There's 874 00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:37,760 Speaker 2: MB in wax pen on the on the poem signed 875 00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:38,680 Speaker 2: it in the oil sticks. 876 00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:38,880 Speaker 4: Right. 877 00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:41,840 Speaker 2: So the poem, though, wasn't in the storage unit with 878 00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:44,560 Speaker 2: the paintings. According to the buyer of the storage unit, 879 00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:47,479 Speaker 2: they tracked down Mumford later and they asked him about 880 00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:49,880 Speaker 2: the artwork, and so can you imagine that conversation. 881 00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:51,040 Speaker 3: Oh my god. 882 00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:54,440 Speaker 2: But hey, so, I'm like a scavenger on fresh carry on, 883 00:40:54,719 --> 00:40:57,600 Speaker 2: and I bought all of your possessions in a liquidation sale, 884 00:40:57,640 --> 00:40:59,160 Speaker 2: and I wanted to ask you about all your stuff 885 00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:01,200 Speaker 2: you couldn't afford to keep. I think some of them 886 00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:04,080 Speaker 2: may be worth millions. Do you have more information for me? 887 00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:05,720 Speaker 3: Did you see me on storage Wars? 888 00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:07,720 Speaker 2: So apparently Mumford, Oh. 889 00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:11,319 Speaker 5: My god, for him, right, yeah, So he tells the 890 00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:13,240 Speaker 5: new owner of his stuff that he wrote the poem 891 00:41:13,239 --> 00:41:15,279 Speaker 5: in nineteen eighty two to serve as a receipt for 892 00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:16,840 Speaker 5: the purchase, is what the new owner claims. 893 00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:18,560 Speaker 2: No, we don't have this word from Mumford because he 894 00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:21,680 Speaker 2: died before any of this becomes interesting public knowledge. Yes, 895 00:41:21,719 --> 00:41:23,160 Speaker 2: so let me tell you it's not a great poem, 896 00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:25,279 Speaker 2: all right. So I'd like to think that it's not his. 897 00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:29,040 Speaker 2: It's personally it means like a receipt. So here's a sample, 898 00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:32,399 Speaker 2: some words, the start of a new day, no longer outsiders, 899 00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:38,200 Speaker 2: industry insiders, golden crowns receiving what so, yeah, that's not it, 900 00:41:38,239 --> 00:41:41,120 Speaker 2: conscious up the iconic images of the radiant child, the 901 00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:43,479 Speaker 2: clown Basquiat stuff, right, and. 902 00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:45,680 Speaker 3: Apparently some of these lines writer yes. 903 00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:48,399 Speaker 2: And then later on he mentions, coincidentally the exact number 904 00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:51,160 Speaker 2: of paintings sold and identified them and their value by 905 00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:56,000 Speaker 2: lines in the poem twenty four paintings bringing riches sing along, 906 00:41:56,120 --> 00:42:00,840 Speaker 2: Doctor thad thing gos sing along. The poem came inspired 907 00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:03,800 Speaker 2: line that really fails to capture his like iconoclastic energy, 908 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,080 Speaker 2: but it does its best impression. It's like a dollar 909 00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:08,640 Speaker 2: store Halloween costume. Right, so you get this, Oh, how 910 00:42:08,719 --> 00:42:11,719 Speaker 2: grand we feel, Oh, how our lovely? Our life will 911 00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:15,600 Speaker 2: be a baseball, a bird, a television, our play, a 912 00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:18,600 Speaker 2: future bright That's the end of the poem. Okay, Now 913 00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:20,120 Speaker 2: I think that poem would have been awesome if the 914 00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:23,600 Speaker 2: last line actually was a baseball, a bird, a television, 915 00:42:23,719 --> 00:42:28,839 Speaker 2: or play a future brick. That would be dope, right anyway. 916 00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:30,120 Speaker 3: So you just need some workshopping. 917 00:42:30,239 --> 00:42:33,400 Speaker 2: Oh some it needs a workshop on top of a workshop, 918 00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:36,040 Speaker 2: burying this poem for no one ever see, and then 919 00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:38,400 Speaker 2: they just talk about the poem underneath this workshop was 920 00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:41,920 Speaker 2: a great poem anyway. Aaron de Groft, director of the 921 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:43,960 Speaker 2: Orlando Museum of Art, he was convinced by this poem. 922 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:45,440 Speaker 2: He's like, oh, it's brilliant. Are you can't eaven me 923 00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:48,040 Speaker 2: the best? Ya? Yeah, I don't know, so, d Groff said. 924 00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:50,080 Speaker 2: Quote the poem is almost like a receipt. It refers 925 00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:52,160 Speaker 2: to the works, it refers to the inscriptions of the works, 926 00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:55,000 Speaker 2: it refers to the time. Right. So, except that that's 927 00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:58,200 Speaker 2: not the story, because Mumford's family and friends give when 928 00:42:58,239 --> 00:43:01,359 Speaker 2: they are asked about this, that he didn't collect art, 929 00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:04,919 Speaker 2: that he never mentioned Basquiat or having friendships with him, 930 00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:07,520 Speaker 2: he'd never mentioned buying any of his art. Also, he 931 00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:11,480 Speaker 2: didn't type, so the poem was hand typed and I've 932 00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:13,320 Speaker 2: been printed on dot matrix paper. 933 00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:14,600 Speaker 3: I'm developing a series. 934 00:43:14,719 --> 00:43:18,080 Speaker 2: According to a fellow writer who knew him, quote Fad 935 00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:20,480 Speaker 2: wrote on legal Pad, we started back in the seventies, 936 00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:22,520 Speaker 2: before there were computers and a lot of people sent 937 00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:25,640 Speaker 2: stuff to typists. And that same fellow writer also added 938 00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:28,160 Speaker 2: that I never saw that type a single letter that 939 00:43:28,239 --> 00:43:31,280 Speaker 2: as a technophobic as anybody I've ever met. He didn't 940 00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:35,160 Speaker 2: own a computer. So it's looking bad. Right. So there's 941 00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:36,960 Speaker 2: all that. Then there's the new owners. You're ready for 942 00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:39,080 Speaker 2: the new owners. There's Pierce O'Donnell. He's the high power 943 00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:43,440 Speaker 2: lawyer in LA who does celebrity divorcess represented Angelina Jolie 944 00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:45,120 Speaker 2: and her divorce from Brad Pitt and Amber Heard and 945 00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:48,080 Speaker 2: her divorce from Johnny Depp. He's there. His partner's William 946 00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:50,480 Speaker 2: Force and Art's an antiques dealer who is also like 947 00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:52,719 Speaker 2: a picker. He goes around the country buying stuff. He's 948 00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:55,440 Speaker 2: got a financial backer, Lee Magnan, who is a salesman 949 00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:59,359 Speaker 2: who calls himself a retired salesman. He's the money guy 950 00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:02,640 Speaker 2: right now, Both Forrest and Magnan had different names in 951 00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:05,160 Speaker 2: the past because they have done time in prison for 952 00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:08,719 Speaker 2: felony drug trafficking. But yeah, so Forrest was busted in 953 00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:11,040 Speaker 2: nineteen seventy three. Then he was known as William Parks. 954 00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:13,040 Speaker 2: He got caught bringing a half ton of pot into 955 00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:17,359 Speaker 2: Miami from Jamaica via speedboat. Magnan was busted twice, once 956 00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:19,600 Speaker 2: in nineteen seventy nine and again two decades later in 957 00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:22,799 Speaker 2: nineteen ninety one, both times for cocaine trafficking, and in 958 00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:25,400 Speaker 2: nineteen ninety six the sec Just for good measure, this 959 00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:29,080 Speaker 2: is the Security Exchanges Commission, not the Football Division. They 960 00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:32,440 Speaker 2: arrested him for securities fraud. He made eight million dollars 961 00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:35,960 Speaker 2: by selling fake stocks. He has since been banned from 962 00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:38,919 Speaker 2: the securities exchange industry for life. So he moved onto 963 00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:42,040 Speaker 2: dealing art. So his lawyer has arguing, and I have 964 00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:43,839 Speaker 2: to agree with the simple fact of this one point 965 00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:45,760 Speaker 2: which his client has a checkered pass, but that should 966 00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:49,360 Speaker 2: not indicate guilt on his case. Sure, but with this 967 00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:49,799 Speaker 2: part of. 968 00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:52,000 Speaker 3: A larger pattern exactly so on. 969 00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:54,360 Speaker 2: Their side, the new owners, they do have a battery 970 00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:56,600 Speaker 2: of experts. They have a handwriting experts who say that 971 00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:58,720 Speaker 2: is definitely jmb's signature on the poem. 972 00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:01,279 Speaker 3: Now the picker guy, yes, is he the one who 973 00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:04,120 Speaker 3: bought the store? Okay, so it wasn't like that they 974 00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:05,839 Speaker 3: had storage bakers. Okay, I got it. 975 00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:08,600 Speaker 2: So then there's the former assistant Basketot, John Sneid. I 976 00:45:08,719 --> 00:45:11,920 Speaker 2: was a Bascot's man Friday. He was his chauffeur, his gopher, 977 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,080 Speaker 2: his art prep assistant. He would prepare. It's like he 978 00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:15,440 Speaker 2: can look into a painting and say, oh, yeah, I 979 00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:17,120 Speaker 2: remember when I just sowed that, right. 980 00:45:17,239 --> 00:45:17,560 Speaker 3: Yeah. 981 00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:20,399 Speaker 2: So first time he met baskeyat, the painter was naked, right, 982 00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:22,840 Speaker 2: So Snead recalled when I met John Michelle Basciat in 983 00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:24,520 Speaker 2: the Fall in nineteen eighty two, he came to the 984 00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:27,000 Speaker 2: door naked. I had been sent to Venice, California, where 985 00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:29,080 Speaker 2: Jehan was living in a former art gallery. Just a 986 00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:30,799 Speaker 2: few days before, I had been hired by art dealer 987 00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:34,120 Speaker 2: Larry Gagosian, and he'd seen my first Basquiat painting, Skull 988 00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:36,719 Speaker 2: now in the broad collection at his gallery. Larry had 989 00:45:36,719 --> 00:45:39,359 Speaker 2: explained to me that John needed some help around the studio. Right, 990 00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:42,920 Speaker 2: So this guy, he's there at this moment, right, yeah, 991 00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:45,520 Speaker 2: John Michelle. He leads this guy on a naked tour 992 00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:47,640 Speaker 2: and shows this is how I'm gonna be right, and 993 00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:50,279 Speaker 2: this guy Sneid gets used to this. This is so 994 00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:52,920 Speaker 2: he has all these crazy stories of him exchanging stuff, 995 00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:56,319 Speaker 2: and you would think maybe a poem in exchanging art 996 00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:59,600 Speaker 2: and all this would have possibly been there. No, Snead's 997 00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:02,880 Speaker 2: account of Boscat's time does fit Mumford's narrative how he was, 998 00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:05,920 Speaker 2: but there's no much to Mumford or any anything about like, 999 00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:07,640 Speaker 2: oh weh that he has a new friend. None of 1000 00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:10,760 Speaker 2: this right. So when I was reading a Snead's blog, 1001 00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:13,000 Speaker 2: I saw a picture of the Bosquiat studio in Venice 1002 00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:16,280 Speaker 2: and I realized I lived three blocks from where he stayed. Really, 1003 00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:19,840 Speaker 2: I tripped the hell out. I was like, oh my god. 1004 00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:21,359 Speaker 2: It was like I kind of had a little art 1005 00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:23,560 Speaker 2: geek fan where I was like, oh my god. We 1006 00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:26,000 Speaker 2: saw the same buildings, we walked the same pass to 1007 00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:28,800 Speaker 2: the beach, We saw like the same people were slinging 1008 00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:30,479 Speaker 2: weed on the corner, because I'm sure they were still 1009 00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:31,560 Speaker 2: there in nineteen eighty two. 1010 00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:33,240 Speaker 3: Anyway, that's amazing. 1011 00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:35,560 Speaker 2: So back to our baskeyot mystery so the Orlando Museum's 1012 00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:38,879 Speaker 2: paintings legit or not? Elizabeth Well, did that Mumford actually 1013 00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:41,000 Speaker 2: buy the artworks and hang out with Bosquiot and write 1014 00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:43,880 Speaker 2: uninspired poetry about them. To answer that question, which to 1015 00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:48,759 Speaker 2: turn to FedEx? Oh, specifically the FedEx font into. 1016 00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:51,200 Speaker 3: London Leader, isn't that hell Vetica? 1017 00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:54,040 Speaker 2: Uh No, we'll get into that. He is a brand expert, 1018 00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:55,839 Speaker 2: a design guy, and The New York Times reached out 1019 00:46:55,840 --> 00:46:58,120 Speaker 2: to him about this theory. He put forward, he didn't 1020 00:46:58,120 --> 00:46:59,600 Speaker 2: look at the painting and tried to prove them to 1021 00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:01,960 Speaker 2: be fake. He looked at the cardboard they were painted on, 1022 00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:04,719 Speaker 2: and he said, I see something that no one else 1023 00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:06,640 Speaker 2: has spotted yet. I know that this is not true. 1024 00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:09,000 Speaker 2: These cannot be So the what did he see? The 1025 00:47:09,080 --> 00:47:13,320 Speaker 2: hidden narrow, the typeface, the hidden arrow and ptinu accent. 1026 00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:16,160 Speaker 2: So as a brand expert, Linden Leader knew in a 1027 00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:18,480 Speaker 2: way that just like four other people on earth, would 1028 00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:22,160 Speaker 2: know that exactly what typeface FedEx was using on its 1029 00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:24,680 Speaker 2: shipping boxes in nineteen eighty two. That was the year 1030 00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:27,720 Speaker 2: that they a year before they switched their type faces. 1031 00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:29,759 Speaker 2: Now on the back of one of the paintings, there's 1032 00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:32,280 Speaker 2: a FedEx label that reads a line top of FedEx 1033 00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:35,080 Speaker 2: shipping label here and this typeface that didn't exist until 1034 00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:38,359 Speaker 2: nineteen ninety four. Now, how does Linden Leader know that? 1035 00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:40,359 Speaker 2: Why is he one of these rare people? Know that? 1036 00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:43,080 Speaker 2: Because he was the person who redesigned the typeface for 1037 00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:46,040 Speaker 2: the company back when they were known as Federal Express. 1038 00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:46,640 Speaker 3: Wow. 1039 00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:50,000 Speaker 2: He was senior designer at Landor Associates and he handled 1040 00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,520 Speaker 2: the redesign for FedEx, So he literally created the typeface. 1041 00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:54,520 Speaker 2: He goes, I know that do not exists in nineteen 1042 00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:55,200 Speaker 2: eighty two. 1043 00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:57,840 Speaker 3: And he bores everyone he knows with talk of Kerning. 1044 00:47:58,080 --> 00:48:01,920 Speaker 2: Yes, totally. Babor of Record reached out to him for 1045 00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:05,760 Speaker 2: his professional opinion. Lynden Leeder told The Times, it appears 1046 00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:09,040 Speaker 2: to be set in the universe sixty seven bold condensed. 1047 00:48:09,719 --> 00:48:12,920 Speaker 2: So that's the typeface named for the purple FedEx lettering 1048 00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:15,040 Speaker 2: we all know in love and in eighty two. According 1049 00:48:15,080 --> 00:48:17,960 Speaker 2: to him, that they were not using universe at that time. 1050 00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:20,520 Speaker 2: So when the director of the Orlando Museum of Art 1051 00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:23,319 Speaker 2: was asked about this unfortunate little fact, I think the 1052 00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:25,960 Speaker 2: cardboard and the paintings couldn't have possibly been together at 1053 00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:29,120 Speaker 2: the same time. In space time. He said, the cardboard 1054 00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:32,240 Speaker 2: is legit. So just like in Sea Hammer's dance moves, 1055 00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:35,000 Speaker 2: the cardboard has been ruled too legit to quit. So 1056 00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:38,320 Speaker 2: the museum director, de Groff did add, I believe deeply 1057 00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:41,040 Speaker 2: that these are authentic bask yachts. I can't answer the 1058 00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:45,839 Speaker 2: question on FedEx. There's an anomaly there. The group has 1059 00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:49,160 Speaker 2: even suggested that FedEx use various fonts throughout the eighties. 1060 00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:50,040 Speaker 3: Get out of here now. 1061 00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:51,759 Speaker 2: When the New York Times ask museum director what he 1062 00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:54,520 Speaker 2: was talking about, de Groff's quote did not respond to 1063 00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:56,640 Speaker 2: a request this week for his source on the FedEx 1064 00:48:56,760 --> 00:48:57,400 Speaker 2: font usage. 1065 00:48:57,600 --> 00:48:58,560 Speaker 3: This is truthiness. 1066 00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:01,160 Speaker 2: I just love that fad angle to have all of them. 1067 00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:03,279 Speaker 2: Is the board chair for the Orlando Museum of Art. 1068 00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:06,040 Speaker 2: They told the Orlando Sentinel, Let's not focus on the artwork. 1069 00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:08,720 Speaker 2: There are far more important things, like the fact that quote, 1070 00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:12,200 Speaker 2: attendance is up, diversity is up. Shop sales are up. 1071 00:49:12,239 --> 00:49:14,919 Speaker 2: People are enjoying themselves, which is very important to us. 1072 00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:16,360 Speaker 2: It supports our mission. 1073 00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:19,680 Speaker 3: So the museum says, let's not focus on the artwork. 1074 00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:23,520 Speaker 2: Yes, because Elizabeth diversity is up, shop sales are up, 1075 00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:24,799 Speaker 2: and look at all the people. 1076 00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:25,719 Speaker 3: Yeah, exit to the gift shop. 1077 00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:28,680 Speaker 2: That's their mission shop sales tickets, you know, and that's 1078 00:49:28,719 --> 00:49:30,240 Speaker 2: one hell of a mission you got there, Orlando. 1079 00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:31,280 Speaker 3: Pay attention. 1080 00:49:31,840 --> 00:49:33,319 Speaker 2: Oh, by the way, do you see something called the 1081 00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:36,720 Speaker 2: Basqueaute Authentication Committee And they handled issues like this one 1082 00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:40,719 Speaker 2: except for the Bascotist estate closed the authentication committee because 1083 00:49:40,719 --> 00:49:43,560 Speaker 2: it was all the legal costs and hassles of going 1084 00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:47,120 Speaker 2: through needless lawsuits and counter lawsuits from all these yahoos 1085 00:49:47,160 --> 00:49:50,359 Speaker 2: who go, no, no, this is trueis are totally true, 1086 00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:53,040 Speaker 2: and they counter soon and they're like, we can't afford 1087 00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:55,200 Speaker 2: all these lawyers. Yes, because you want to get ten 1088 00:49:55,239 --> 00:49:57,720 Speaker 2: million dollars off of cardboard. You had your cousin paint. 1089 00:49:58,160 --> 00:50:02,560 Speaker 2: So also Andy Warhol Boscot's old sparring partner, he is 1090 00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:06,480 Speaker 2: the state has also killed his authentication committee, so you know, 1091 00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:10,160 Speaker 2: same reasons. So you know, buyer beware, and also expect 1092 00:50:10,160 --> 00:50:12,800 Speaker 2: more of this nonsense in the future. Watch this space. 1093 00:50:13,719 --> 00:50:15,680 Speaker 2: What's a ridiculous takeaway, Elizabeth. 1094 00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:18,880 Speaker 3: I have a theory about the storage space. Yes, I 1095 00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:22,759 Speaker 3: think that the guy got the storage space, the picker man, yes, 1096 00:50:23,080 --> 00:50:26,319 Speaker 3: and then saw something in there that kind of gave 1097 00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:28,880 Speaker 3: him an idea that this was a black creative in 1098 00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:33,200 Speaker 3: early eighties New York and then just invented this around it, 1099 00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:36,560 Speaker 3: and poor fellow poor I think. 1100 00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:40,840 Speaker 2: That the poem is hinky and the whole dot matrix 1101 00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:42,640 Speaker 2: aspect of it because it has like the little like 1102 00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:45,400 Speaker 2: you know, the punch holes on the side. Looked at 1103 00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:46,839 Speaker 2: it and I was like, see, that's the part they's 1104 00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:48,680 Speaker 2: supposed to make me not ask questions, and that's the 1105 00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:49,360 Speaker 2: part that makes. 1106 00:50:49,239 --> 00:50:52,240 Speaker 3: Me ask exactly. They're like, oh, let's get some old paper, 1107 00:50:52,719 --> 00:50:54,759 Speaker 3: so they grab the you know, a sheaf of that 1108 00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:58,080 Speaker 3: stuff and then boom man lazy. So there you go, 1109 00:50:58,200 --> 00:50:59,040 Speaker 3: they're so lazy. 1110 00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:01,680 Speaker 2: All of that about that, Yeah, I don't like. I 1111 00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:02,960 Speaker 2: hope you enjoyed this one because I love that. 1112 00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:05,640 Speaker 3: I really enjoyed this one. I love best yet too. 1113 00:51:05,719 --> 00:51:07,960 Speaker 2: I know you do, so I thought you would. 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