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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello,

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Speaker 1: keep putting them back in. I'm going to keep taking

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Speaker 1: them out.

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Speaker 2: Excuse me?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, think you heard me? I hey, Chris, right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is Pete Eakins. I got your phone number from

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Speaker 1: one of your neighbors. I live down the street from you,

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Speaker 1: and I'm just calm to say, keep putting them back in.

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Speaker 1: I'll keep taking them out.

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Speaker 2: What the hell are you talking about.

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about the fact that you put your Christmas

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Speaker 1: lights up way too early.

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Speaker 2: And what business is that of yours?

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Speaker 1: Well, it's my business because I live on the same

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Speaker 1: block as you, isn't it. Yeah?

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Speaker 2: And have you noticed?

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Speaker 1: Have you noticed?

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Speaker 2: What?

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Speaker 1: Have you noticed?

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Speaker 2: It?

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Speaker 1: Since you've been putting them up, one strand keeps going

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Speaker 1: dark every day because the bulb is missing, You're the one.

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Speaker 2: Who's been taking these bulls out. Yep.

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Speaker 1: Every single night I walk over there, I pluck a

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Speaker 1: bowl right out of it so it puts it out

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Speaker 1: of commission. And then I noticed you've been putting them

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Speaker 1: back in the next day. I just keep doing it,

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Speaker 1: and I'm going to keep doing it.

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Speaker 2: So let me get this straight. So every single night

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Speaker 2: you come onto my property. You try to have on

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Speaker 2: my property uninvited, and you take my property. That's what

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Speaker 2: you're telling me right now.

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Speaker 1: Mm hmm yep, that is exactly what I'm telling you.

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Speaker 1: And until you turn those lights off, I'm gonna keep

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Speaker 1: doing it.

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Speaker 2: What the is your address? Oh?

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Speaker 1: I bet you would like mine.

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Speaker 2: I'm having this conversation on the phone. We're gonna have

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Speaker 2: this conversation face to face. Where do you live on

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Speaker 2: Urson R?

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Speaker 1: And? I bet you'd like to know that, wouldn't you.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna watch. I'm gonna watch, and when I see you

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Speaker 2: take out the next light bulb, I'm gonna come out

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Speaker 2: with a damn shotgun and then we'll see how twinkle

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Speaker 2: twinkle you like to be. I'll light you're up instead

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Speaker 2: of my house.

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Speaker 1: Mm hmm. Every single day I have to drive by

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Speaker 1: your I'll sid night and it's blinding me. And you

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Speaker 1: put the lights up way too early anyway, and it's

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Speaker 1: making our neighborhood like terrible.

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Speaker 2: Well, deal with it, you little piece of I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: beat the hell out of you. You do it one

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Speaker 2: more time. Try it, Please, try it. Every single week,

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Speaker 2: and multiple times a week, I come out, my lights

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Speaker 2: are all messed up, and it's because of you.

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Speaker 1: Yes, it is.

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Speaker 2: This is the kind of thing that I'll call the

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Speaker 2: cops on it. Mm hmmmm hmmm.

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Speaker 1: Do you want your bulbs back?

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Speaker 2: Uh? Huh uh huh uh huh Is there anything else

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Speaker 2: in your vocabulary you want? I wanted to light up

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Speaker 2: your mouth as well.

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Speaker 1: You want your bulbs back? M it's bulbs back. I

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Speaker 1: got all the bulbs in the box. I got all

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Speaker 1: the bulbs in the box. You want to back?

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Speaker 2: So what exactly is your end goal here? You're calling me,

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Speaker 2: You're coming onto my property, dealing my stuff, and you're

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Speaker 2: just wanting me to stop. So I know we have

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Speaker 2: a face to face conversation. Tell me your name, tell

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Speaker 2: me where you live. Let's discuss this like men. Uh

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Speaker 2: huh uh huh. Can you stop that? That's really annoying.

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Speaker 1: So you're inviting me to come over to your house?

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Speaker 2: Ah yeah, And I would also like to know where

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Speaker 2: you are so I can come to your house. Let's

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Speaker 2: see how it feels when the shoe is on the

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Speaker 2: other foot. How about I come over to your property

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Speaker 2: and start stealing your and start breaking your and start

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Speaker 2: terrorizing your family in the middle of a night.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Chris, this is actually Jubil from the Jewbel Show

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Speaker 1: doing a phone break on you and your wife set

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Speaker 1: you up.

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Speaker 2: It's a joke. Hello, What the hell she's actually helping

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Speaker 2: on my light?

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Speaker 1: Your wife has She's been taking a light bulb out

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Speaker 1: of the strand every night since you put them up,

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Speaker 1: just so she could do this phone call.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, Well, you're a jack for being a

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Speaker 2: part of this. Damn it. You know how much money

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Speaker 2: this has cost me for her to just do a

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Speaker 2: little stupid prank. Oh my god, wake up every morning

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Speaker 2: with Jubile phone. Franks