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Speaker 1: Welcome to the Full Show pod. You're the crazy ones

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Speaker 1: that are here for the full hour.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. We

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Speaker 2: are so thankful that you're here, and I think we

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Speaker 2: got some good treats for you today. We're gonna go

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Speaker 2: over the most ridiculously unrealistic things and movies.

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Speaker 1: We've got an awkward Tuesday phone call.

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Speaker 2: That gets heated, of course, because it all centers around

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Speaker 2: a child's birthday party. God, yeah, parents are nuts, That's

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Speaker 2: what I'll say.

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Speaker 3: But before we get your parent.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, so I have allowed to say that.

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Speaker 1: Who's in before we get to that. Give us some

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Speaker 1: of those comments that you're seeing Alexis, Oh yeah, I

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Speaker 1: loved this one. Ali said, I listened to your show

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Speaker 1: while I ride my horse. My horse loves it.

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Speaker 4: Ali.

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Speaker 1: We need an update.

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Speaker 2: We need to know the horse's name and what segment

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Speaker 2: is the horse's favorite?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: And are you not country or you English style riding?

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Speaker 1: Where we are going?

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Speaker 4: Rod?

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Speaker 1: Yeah is not the word there, it is. I liked it. Update.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's get this whole show started. Thanks for

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Speaker 1: being here.

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Speaker 6: This is the future of food. Oh it's broken. Jeffrey

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Speaker 6: in the morning.

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Speaker 7: Have you guys thought about what your culinary life is

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Speaker 7: gonna look like ten fifteen years from now.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, robots are gonna cook for me.

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Speaker 6: Like the Jackson.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, but it better be delicious. That's all

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Speaker 1: I care about.

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Speaker 3: That's the truth.

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Speaker 7: What about next week? Something amazing is happening.

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Speaker 1: I mean all those I think about his food, So you're.

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Speaker 6: Gonna love this.

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Speaker 7: A food tech advancement that will take us to the

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Speaker 7: peak of human evolution.

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Speaker 1: What what?

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Speaker 6: Jeff Wow, just came down.

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Speaker 7: I'm talking about a Totino's pizza role fridge dispenser.

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Speaker 1: Jeff I was so excited.

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Speaker 3: Now you're still cool.

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Speaker 7: This is amazing. I'm showing photos to my co host

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Speaker 7: right now. It'll be up on the Broken Jeffrey Instace stories.

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Speaker 7: Broken Jeffery.

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Speaker 1: Is frozen.

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Speaker 6: That's right. It's their new high tech freezer.

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Speaker 7: And if you want to picture it, the freezer's all

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Speaker 7: red with the word Totino's on the front. And you

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Speaker 7: know the part of a fridge where normally you could

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Speaker 7: press your cup against it and ice cubes come out.

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Speaker 7: In this case, you push your plate against it and

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Speaker 7: pizza rolls come out.

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Speaker 1: They're frozen. They we're not that far into the tack.

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Speaker 7: Plus, it pumps hot sauce out from the little water tag,

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Speaker 7: and that's really cool. I don't think the world can

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Speaker 7: get any better than this unless they have like Country

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Speaker 7: Crock butter drones that fly over your breakfast and dump

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Speaker 7: butter down onto your toe.

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Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure that every high end kitchen is going

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Speaker 2: to get a Totino's pizza.

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Speaker 7: It better because we've reached the official apex of human existence.

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Speaker 3: You just go to the court on Blue. They're like,

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Speaker 3: and now to show you the phrase.

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Speaker 6: It's amazing.

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Speaker 7: Everybody smile today because it doesn't get any better than this.

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Speaker 6: Now let's move on. We're going to get in.

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Speaker 7: To the shock collar question of the day with a

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Speaker 7: man who doesn't get any better than manlyhood.

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Speaker 1: You said it, Joe, Did you actually write that down?

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Speaker 7: It just came to me in the moment.

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Speaker 8: Gentlemen, today is Lucky Penny Day.

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Speaker 9: Up.

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Speaker 8: Yes, it's the one day a year where you're encouraged

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Speaker 8: to pick up a grimy coin off the sidewalk to

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Speaker 8: give you good fortune or possibly tetanus. In different cultures,

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Speaker 8: there's all sorts of objects that carry superstitious meeting some

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Speaker 8: are believed to bring good vibes and others are total

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Speaker 8: bad news. So let's see if you can tell the

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Speaker 8: difference between a blessing and a cosmic red flag during

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Speaker 8: a special.

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Speaker 6: Lucky or yucky edition No. Plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 8: So you fools will say at number one through twenty,

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Speaker 8: I will tell you about a real superstitious item or

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Speaker 8: custom from somewhere in the world. You just have to

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Speaker 8: tell me if that local culture considers it lucky or

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Speaker 8: yucky bad luck.

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Speaker 2: So they're all true, no matter what, it's just what

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Speaker 6: Is it bad?

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Speaker 10: That's right.

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Speaker 8: We'll start with the woman who isn't superstitious, but she

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Speaker 8: is a little stitious.

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Speaker 1: That's Alexis seven.

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Speaker 8: Number seven. Alexis your global superstition is from Russia. Please

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Speaker 8: tell me if whistling indoors is lucky or yucky.

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Speaker 1: Interesting. You could be lucky.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, but I know that opening an umbrella

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Speaker 2: indoors is unlucky.

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Speaker 9: Oh yeah.

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Speaker 7: And the general like notion is if you're whistling, you're

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Speaker 7: in a really good mood. Oh see whistles a sad song.

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Speaker 2: True, you're whistling and you're annoying everyone else.

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Speaker 6: But the person they're.

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Speaker 2: Trying to say like it was like I'm just thinking,

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Speaker 2: like it's a mother, right, Like a mom is like

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Speaker 2: just stop. And then you just tell the kid it's unlucky,

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Speaker 2: so they'll shut it up.

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Speaker 11: So smart to get like to get a kid to stop.

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Speaker 1: It was good lucky to be annoying. People would do

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Speaker 6: But the Russians are such a happy culture.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go yucky.

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Speaker 8: Lexus says, whistling indoors is yucky, right, Whistling indoors is

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Speaker 8: said to blow away your money or attract evil spirits.

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Speaker 8: So lucky, very unlucky, brook It's your turn.

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Speaker 1: Okay, give me number three.

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Speaker 8: Brook your global superstition is from Japan. Please tell me

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Speaker 8: if sleeping with your head facing north is lucky or yucky.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, they're facing this is like func stui right,

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Speaker 2: Like it's it's all about like where you place things

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Speaker 1: Is the sun going up and down north? It would

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Speaker 1: be if the sun would go right over the top

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Speaker 1: of you. Gosh, I'm gonna say lucky.

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Speaker 8: Brooks, is sleeping with your head facing north in Japan

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Speaker 8: is lucky. That's yucky, yuky, Why did you do that?

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Speaker 8: That's the direction dead bodies related at funerals in Japan.

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Speaker 8: So it's said to invite misfortune or even death.

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Speaker 3: Like, I'm really tired, guys, facing north to night.

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Speaker 8: Jose three and seven are off the board.

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Speaker 3: Okay, let's go eight.

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Speaker 8: Hose your global superstition is from China. Please tell me

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Speaker 8: if crickets in the house are lucky or yucky.

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Speaker 11: I hope they're lucky because we had crickets in the

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Speaker 7: Yeah, and in a lot of those, like Asian cultures,

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Speaker 7: crickets are just like a normal cuisine.

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Speaker 1: That's actually, that's pretty lucky.

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Speaker 2: If your dinner just shows up at your Yeah, I think.

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Speaker 6: It's a midnight.

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Speaker 1: Don't they give her a lucky cricket that she cares.

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Speaker 7: She goes, oh my god, she's right, but then she

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Speaker 1: No way she lives.

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Speaker 7: And that's not that's yeah, it's not important China. It's

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Speaker 7: all about finding a man for the woman.

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Speaker 6: At least.

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Speaker 1: Asian really need to watch Mulani.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I think you what are you talking about? That's

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Speaker 6: the whole culture.

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Speaker 3: They're like, you need to find a.

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Speaker 2: Man right overcomes it, which is the most lucky thing ever.

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Speaker 6: But it's a Chinese culture, Jake.

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Speaker 11: The politics of me I was not sponsored.

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Speaker 3: Crickets are lucky.

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Speaker 8: It says crickets are lucky.

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Speaker 6: You got that right.

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Speaker 8: Chirping cricket indoors is seen as a sign of protection

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Speaker 8: and prosperity in China.

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Speaker 6: All right, lets you ever speak of Mulani.

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Speaker 1: Just wants to keep women down China.

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Speaker 8: I like movies, likes the first forty minutes.

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Speaker 3: Don't turn it off, Dragons.

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Speaker 8: At some point the singing becomes too much, Jeffrey, it

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Speaker 8: is your turn. Three, seven and eight.

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Speaker 6: Are off the lucky thirteen.

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Speaker 8: There we go, Jeffery, your global superstition comes from Europe.

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Speaker 8: Please tell me if a ladybug landing on you is

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Speaker 8: lucky or yunky.

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Speaker 1: I've always heard that was lucky in America. But one

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Speaker 1: did bite my niece once. They can bite.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, and aren't they like considered like a sign of plague.

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Speaker 1: No, they're actually really good for a garden.

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Speaker 6: I thought they're really bad for a garden.

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Speaker 1: Locust.

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Speaker 6: Oh, yes, they they do eat.

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Speaker 2: You buy bags of them at the garden store because

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Speaker 2: they're good for your garden.

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Speaker 6: Really, yeah, you don't know what I do.

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Speaker 7: Well, I'm gonna trust Brook here because I support.

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Speaker 6: Women, and I'm gonna say that's right.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, Jeffrey says, ladybugs are lucky.

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Speaker 9: They are lucky.

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Speaker 8: The number of spots in the Ladybug supposedly predicts how

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Speaker 1: I need to count.

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Speaker 8: So, Brooke, you're the only person that got anything wrong.

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Speaker 8: So you've lost today's edition of.

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Speaker 1: Plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 4: I am lucky.

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Speaker 7: Brook, You're gonna get shocked while singing get Lucky by

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Speaker 7: daft Punk.

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Speaker 3: Well, isn't that creative?

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Speaker 10: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Maybe she's up bone neck to the sun. I'm up

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Speaker 1: all night to get some She's up all night for

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Speaker 1: good fun.

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Speaker 2: I'm up all night to get lucky, Get yucky.

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Speaker 6: That was your shot collar question of the day. We

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Speaker 6: got your phone tap coming up in just a few minutes,

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Speaker 6: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Let's just say it

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Speaker 6: like it is. Okay, women run the dating world.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, absolutely, they get more matches, they get asked out more, they.

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Speaker 6: Get wined and dined and.

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Speaker 7: Complimented on their behind And then what do they do

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Speaker 7: when it's all over, They come home and go viral

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Speaker 7: on TikTok, listing off everything cringey about the dudes that

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Speaker 3: Ah, he was awful.

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Speaker 1: Don't be cringey, so we can keep going viral.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 7: Well, today we have a guy on the phone who

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Speaker 7: said he had officially had enough of that and decided

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Speaker 7: he's not gonna get walked over anymore. He fully expects

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Speaker 7: women are going to absolutely hate him now for what

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Speaker 7: he does on first dates and has been doing for

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Speaker 7: the last twenty that he's went on and he's not

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Speaker 7: stopping anytime soon. And you're gonna hear it in a

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Speaker 7: brand new mass speaker coming up right.

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Speaker 10: Now, confession I can't take back earl arms.

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Speaker 7: Mouse speaker got a text seventy five ninety two that

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Speaker 7: says my boss said my name wrong on my first

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Speaker 7: On this segment, we're not going to ask for your

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Speaker 1: That's right, Jerry, you tell us.

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Speaker 7: We've got a guy who wants to go by Nick today.

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Speaker 7: So Nick, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 10: Hey, thanks for having me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're welcome, Nick. He's a safe place for you.

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 1: How are you feeling I'm feeling pretty good.

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Speaker 10: I don't know how you're gonna be feeling about me

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Speaker 10: in about a minute here.

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Speaker 6: That's exciting for that. I want to.

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Speaker 3: I can't wait, I can't wait.

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Speaker 7: You are the mass speaker, the voice changer is on

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Speaker 7: whenever you're ready.

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Speaker 6: Let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 10: All right, Well, I haven't paid for a first date

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Speaker 2: Now you're hot, He's like, I know, I actually don't

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Speaker 7: Yeah, smart man?

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Speaker 6: And then you are you are going on dates?

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Speaker 10: Yeah? I've been on at least like twenty twenty five

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Speaker 2: I don't think that's a brag when you're not I mean,

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Speaker 6: Doesn't want second Yeah, you don't know. Tell us more.

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Speaker 6: How do you get through this without paying?

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Speaker 10: It's actually pretty easy at the end of the night

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Speaker 4: Yeah, the girl always.

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Speaker 10: Looks at me. It gives me that expected look, but

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Speaker 1: Wait what Okay, So this is why the second dates

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Speaker 11: I don't know people like me. I'd love to pay

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Speaker 2: I feel like the rules should always be whoever does

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Speaker 1: I like, because you're the one that's proposing to day

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Speaker 7: True, it's the Usually it's the guy doing the asking out.

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Speaker 7: Agree Like, I would say eighty percent of the time

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Speaker 2: They want to go out with me, and they asked,

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Speaker 1: Want to take you out.

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Speaker 7: Okay, so you just what they motion. They look at

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Speaker 10: So usually what happens is the bill comes, they look

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Speaker 7: You're one of those people that's just comfortable and the

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Speaker 10: Well, yeah, I've gotten twenty or twenty five free dinners

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Speaker 10: I find happens is bill sometimes did uncomfortable and they'll

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Speaker 3: Yeah, just to break the silence.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, that's like half the time. But the other half

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Speaker 10: the time they'll ask me to pay, or sometimes they'll

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Speaker 10: kind of think they're being cute and flurry and they'll

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Speaker 10: and I'll just straight up say, hey, I forgot my

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 11: Wow.

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Speaker 1: They're not really falling for it, they're just paying.

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Speaker 10: You're just like yeah, like or twice I've actually had

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Speaker 1: Just pitch.

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Speaker 3: Ditches.

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Speaker 10: Are you not?

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Speaker 1: Are you just dating for free dinners?

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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Okay, you're very aggressive about all.

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Speaker 4: He says, I.

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Speaker 10: Dated for free dinners? How many women do that? So

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Speaker 10: this is what a quality is.

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Speaker 1: I don't think that's what equality is.

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Speaker 7: You have to take some notes from a true feminist.

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Speaker 3: You're standing up for all the women.

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Speaker 10: Thank you.

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Speaker 7: I think that's your role to help women get equal

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Speaker 7: rights in this country.

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Speaker 2: That's the doucious thing to like to claim equal rights on.

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Speaker 7: But my question is what if you actually really like

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Speaker 6: That ever come into play.

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Speaker 10: If I like a girl enough to let her buy

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Speaker 1: She must be so lucky, yes.

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Speaker 10: That I'll promise to get the next dinner and then say, oh,

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Speaker 10: I can't believe that's I forgot my credit card at

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Speaker 6: What are the odds you still never.

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Speaker 11: Just go through?

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Speaker 1: Are you actually just poor? You could tell us?

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Speaker 10: Look, how's the r is? The way they are? You

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Speaker 10: got to save you.

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Speaker 6: Financiallyvkay?

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Speaker 10: Yeah, Oh, I thought you about my favorite move that

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Speaker 6: Your favorite?

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Speaker 1: Why do I feel like you have a book coming

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Speaker 1: out soon?

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Speaker 6: What's your move?

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Speaker 10: So? I've done this a handful of times. When the

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Speaker 10: I'll look her in the eye and go, I mean,

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Speaker 10: if you want, you can just slide me your credit

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Speaker 10: And it looks like you're not picking this up.

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Speaker 1: I think that's why it's not really why she's upset.

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Speaker 7: And she doesn't want it to look like she's out with

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Speaker 1: I think she wants to make it pretty clear that

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Speaker 6: Does anybody actually take you up on that?

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Speaker 10: One girl actually did? Yes?

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Speaker 1: Oh, tell her to call it okay.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, I actually asked her if she wanted me to

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Speaker 10: quote take her out for ice cream, apter works wing.

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Speaker 6: She was just paying for everything like that one away.

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Speaker 6: Normally I ask you to feel guilty, but you clearly don't.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe you're even disguising your voice. You just

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Speaker 7: Are you cool if we put your photo up on

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Speaker 7: the Brook and Jeffery Instagram in case any other lovely

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Speaker 10: I mean, here's the thing. I haven't had any trouble

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Speaker 6: It doesn't need charity. Sorry, keep doing you.

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Speaker 7: If you have a confession you've been holding on to,

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Speaker 7: we'll hide your identity, master your voice, and make you

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Speaker 7: the next mass speaker.

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Speaker 6: Your phone TAP's coming up next.

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Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 7: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And you've heard

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Speaker 7: of private detectives or investigators trying to track people down

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Speaker 7: from an incident that happened decades ago. Yeah, and in

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Speaker 7: some cases the reason why people are looking for them

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Speaker 7: in today's call, it's actually the opposite. We've spent years

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Speaker 6: Would be a nice surprise, and not a lot of

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Speaker 7: It's all thanks to a purchase he probably doesn't even remember.

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Speaker 7: We'll hear how he reacts in your phone tap right now. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 7: my name is Richard Sellsby looking for Ethan.

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Speaker 12: Mart This is regarding no, no way your Yes, you

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Speaker 12: called me the same Ethan.

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Speaker 6: Martin from thirty five, ninety two later.

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Speaker 12: I used to live there like a decade ago.

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Speaker 7: Oh my god, boys, Hey boys, I got him someone.

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Speaker 10: What's going on, dude?

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Speaker 7: I have been looking for you for a long long time.

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Speaker 7: This is unbelievable.

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Speaker 10: Who are you?

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Speaker 6: Sorry? Yeah, I'm with Blowco.

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Speaker 10: Lowco. What's that?

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Speaker 7: It's a power tool company. We're based in the Midwest,

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Speaker 7: and your name was flagged for a pending rebate claim

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Speaker 7: from two thousand and five for a leaf blower.

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Speaker 12: You're calling me decades later about a leaf blower I

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Speaker 12: bought in two thousand and five, right, yeah.

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Speaker 6: I apologize that.

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Speaker 7: I know it's a little bit behind, but I've been

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Speaker 7: working on your case trying to get the money back

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Speaker 7: to you since I don't know twenty thirteen. I have

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Speaker 7: a case number you do, and I got to tell

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Speaker 7: you you are a hard guy to track down.

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Speaker 6: Looks like you moved. I've lived.

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Speaker 12: I've lived in like a dozen different places since then.

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Speaker 7: I mean, I know, I see that. It looks like

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Speaker 7: you're at Missouri at one point. Then you went to

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Speaker 7: Colorado and uh, that's where the trail went cold.

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Speaker 6: I kind of lost track of you. My god, Yeah,

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Speaker 6: you kidding me? No, I'm not.

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Speaker 7: But I was able to talk to a guy who

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Speaker 7: worked with you at his family insurance, guy named Scott.

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Speaker 6: You talked to Scott, right, he gave me your email.

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Speaker 6: What anyway, it's a long story. I'm just thankful I

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Speaker 6: got you.

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Speaker 12: That is a lot of effort for a rebate from

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Speaker 12: a leaf blower? Oh yeah, how much money could we

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Speaker 12: possibly be talking about?

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Speaker 6: Eleven dollars and thirty eight cents?

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Speaker 2: What?

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Speaker 7: But with interest, it's now twelve dollars and six cents.

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Speaker 7: Oh boy, that's money right into your pocket.

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Speaker 12: You're gonna get me twelve dollars and three cents for

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Speaker 12: something about twenty years ago.

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Speaker 7: Twelve dollars and six cents, right, I know, I know

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Speaker 7: it's a lot, so it's probably hard to like wrap

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Speaker 10: It's big bucks.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, I'm trying to figure out what I'm gonna.

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Speaker 10: Do with it.

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Speaker 7: Good. I'm happy to be the bearer of good news.

458
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Speaker 7: So let's just get you verified here. First of all,

459
00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:41,160
Speaker 7: do you still have the original box and receipt?

460
00:20:42,119 --> 00:20:42,520
Speaker 9: No?

461
00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:45,520
Speaker 12: Okay, I can't even picture this leaf flower or whatever

462
00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:45,800
Speaker 12: it is.

463
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,880
Speaker 6: Can you just like maybe look around?

464
00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:49,520
Speaker 10: Maybe look around.

465
00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:52,320
Speaker 6: Because we prefer that they be mailed in laminated.

466
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Speaker 12: You want me to laminate the box that my leaf

467
00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:57,800
Speaker 12: flower came in in two thousand and five, in the

468
00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,800
Speaker 12: receipt patrol and the receipt patrol.

469
00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:02,040
Speaker 6: Look, I understand it's not ideal.

470
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:03,399
Speaker 12: Well, it's not ideal.

471
00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:04,320
Speaker 10: It's impossible.

472
00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:06,440
Speaker 12: I mean, I don't have that. I wouldn't even bum

473
00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:09,080
Speaker 12: that's a cup of coffee, you.

474
00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:09,600
Speaker 6: Know what I mean.

475
00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:11,960
Speaker 7: I've worked so hard just trying to track you down

476
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,000
Speaker 7: over the last like ten years I've worked here. I'm

477
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:16,320
Speaker 7: just gonna check you off and say it's okay, Oh

478
00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:17,080
Speaker 7: we're fine.

479
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:19,880
Speaker 12: Great, Well that's yeah, okay, thank.

480
00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:22,520
Speaker 7: You, Yeah, no problem, that stuff is done. But do

481
00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:25,359
Speaker 7: you know if the leaf blowor was primarily used for

482
00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:30,199
Speaker 7: leaves or maybe some recreational.

483
00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:32,600
Speaker 6: Airflow, recreational airflow, what would that be.

484
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:35,679
Speaker 7: You wouldn't believe some of the things people use this

485
00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:38,320
Speaker 7: device for.

486
00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:40,960
Speaker 12: Yeah, okay, I'm trying to picture it.

487
00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:44,159
Speaker 6: I could send you picks of what people using I

488
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:45,919
Speaker 6: will pass on that. Okay.

489
00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:46,600
Speaker 10: Are we done?

490
00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:47,480
Speaker 12: Are we are?

491
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:47,560
Speaker 4: We?

492
00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:49,359
Speaker 6: Therell almost almost there.

493
00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:52,080
Speaker 7: I just need to ask you if you agree to

494
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:55,679
Speaker 7: accept the rebate in store credit from radio shack, then

495
00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:56,400
Speaker 7: we'll double it.

496
00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:58,360
Speaker 6: Would you be interested.

497
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Speaker 12: Work credit from radio? Does that story exist?

498
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:04,800
Speaker 7: Not on this continent, I don't believe. But okay, well

499
00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:07,040
Speaker 7: you could get some value down in South America.

500
00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:09,159
Speaker 12: I will not be traveling there anytime soon, so now

501
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:09,919
Speaker 12: I'll take cash.

502
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:11,119
Speaker 6: Okay, got it.

503
00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:15,680
Speaker 7: Final step, can you make the sound of a leaf

504
00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:17,320
Speaker 7: blower for our quality assurance check?

505
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:20,280
Speaker 10: No, I can't do. I won't be doing that.

506
00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:22,639
Speaker 7: I mean, that's the last thing I need so I

507
00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:27,400
Speaker 7: can approve you.

508
00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:32,280
Speaker 6: Oh god, that was just terrible.

509
00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:34,080
Speaker 13: Why you asked me?

510
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:35,520
Speaker 6: I didn't think you would.

511
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:37,880
Speaker 7: Actually do it, because I gotta tell you, I don't

512
00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:40,200
Speaker 7: work for like a leaf blower warrant company.

513
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:42,720
Speaker 6: I'm a radio host and we're doing a prank.

514
00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:43,040
Speaker 10: Call on you.

515
00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:45,080
Speaker 9: Okay, now this is all starting to make sense.

516
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:47,640
Speaker 7: Yeah, my real name is Jeff from the radio show

517
00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:49,720
Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and your brother Ken

518
00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:51,040
Speaker 7: set you up for a phone tap.

519
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:54,200
Speaker 6: Why Why would he said that You've moved.

520
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:56,800
Speaker 7: All over the country and you're planning to move again soon,

521
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,880
Speaker 7: so he wanted us to have some fun and play

522
00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:00,000
Speaker 7: a prank on you.

523
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,720
Speaker 12: There was a guy working on my leaf flower case

524
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:04,399
Speaker 12: for ten years. You can't even get a hold of

525
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:09,200
Speaker 12: anybody at any company now. A private detective working on

526
00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:11,560
Speaker 12: my flip and warranty.

527
00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:14,760
Speaker 7: Because at Blowco we take our rebates very seriously.

528
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:17,280
Speaker 10: Bloco, Yeah, I love Bloco.

529
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:20,679
Speaker 6: Not for recreational use, yeah, no, we won't be doing that.

530
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:25,840
Speaker 4: The week up every morning was funk taps weekday mornings

531
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Speaker 4: on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

532
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:33,680
Speaker 7: I'll never forget my seventh birthday when I was opening

533
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:37,919
Speaker 7: presents and one of my quote friends gave me a

534
00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:42,359
Speaker 7: remote controlled car that couldn't even transform into a robot.

535
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:46,359
Speaker 7: When that happened, my butler kicked Henry out of our

536
00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:50,480
Speaker 7: house so fast, and my parents paid my elementary school

537
00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:52,560
Speaker 7: teacher to shame him for the rest of the school.

538
00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:54,960
Speaker 6: Rightfully so.

539
00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:59,240
Speaker 7: And apparently I'm not the only one with kids birthday

540
00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:00,000
Speaker 7: party drama.

541
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:02,919
Speaker 6: Oh man lived because one.

542
00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:06,480
Speaker 7: Of our listeners was shocked by the children's birthday invite

543
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:10,400
Speaker 7: her son received recently. In fact, all of the parents

544
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:13,960
Speaker 7: were bothered by the strange instructions on it. And it's

545
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:17,560
Speaker 7: so uncomfortable. She needed our help to do an awkward

546
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:18,800
Speaker 7: Tuesday phone call.

547
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:21,000
Speaker 6: We're gonna do it right after this.

548
00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:23,320
Speaker 4: It's awkward.

549
00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:24,400
Speaker 1: It's Tuesday.

550
00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:27,320
Speaker 6: It's awkward Tuesday phone call.

551
00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:32,000
Speaker 7: Is there anything sweeter than a child's birthday party?

552
00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:34,720
Speaker 10: So?

553
00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:36,200
Speaker 6: I don't know.

554
00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:41,120
Speaker 7: They're a blast paw patrol, cakes, bouncy castle, the.

555
00:24:41,119 --> 00:24:42,920
Speaker 1: Goodie bags are like off the hook.

556
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:49,760
Speaker 7: R oh yeah, the magicians making mommy's blouse disappear. But

557
00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:56,280
Speaker 7: behind every balloon arch other parents stand in silent judgment judgments.

558
00:24:56,320 --> 00:25:02,720
Speaker 13: You're wondering who cheap down on the decorations, Who RSVP'd late,

559
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:06,800
Speaker 13: Who thought a glitter slime kit was an acceptable gift

560
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:08,040
Speaker 13: for a carpeted home.

561
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:13,080
Speaker 6: Oh well, A lot of unspoken.

562
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:15,760
Speaker 7: Drama that happens with these kids birthdays, and that's why

563
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:18,240
Speaker 7: one of our listeners has reached out for help.

564
00:25:18,359 --> 00:25:20,399
Speaker 1: Oh my god, No, you're being serious. There is kid drama.

565
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:21,280
Speaker 6: I'm serious.

566
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:25,840
Speaker 7: A joke her name is Ginger, and she is going

567
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:26,800
Speaker 7: through it right now.

568
00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:28,160
Speaker 6: Ginger, welcome to the show.

569
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:31,639
Speaker 2: Hi you guys, did you not get invited to a

570
00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:32,959
Speaker 2: birthday party you wanted to go to?

571
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:36,119
Speaker 6: Ginger? I wish?

572
00:25:36,359 --> 00:25:39,600
Speaker 7: Okay, okay, what's going on? What made you email us

573
00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:41,639
Speaker 7: about something about a kid's birthday party?

574
00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:43,200
Speaker 2: Yeah?

575
00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:47,119
Speaker 9: So my seven year old son he got a birthday

576
00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:49,760
Speaker 9: party invitation from one of his classmates.

577
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Speaker 1: That's cute, okay.

578
00:25:52,119 --> 00:25:55,440
Speaker 9: I mean it seemed on first a little birthday card,

579
00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:59,560
Speaker 9: you know, with balloons and confetti on it. Yeah. Yeah,

580
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:00,639
Speaker 9: but and I read it.

581
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:02,280
Speaker 1: You read the invitation.

582
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:07,520
Speaker 9: I was so confused because like, there's no time listed,

583
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:10,120
Speaker 9: no activities, there's no party.

584
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:12,920
Speaker 1: What what do you invite?

585
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:14,960
Speaker 2: Maybe it's just like a playdate then? Is it just

586
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:16,560
Speaker 2: him and his buddy?

587
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:21,720
Speaker 9: No, they just want us to send gifts to their house.

588
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:22,920
Speaker 9: No party at all.

589
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:23,560
Speaker 1: Excuse me?

590
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:23,719
Speaker 10: What?

591
00:26:24,359 --> 00:26:28,120
Speaker 11: No, it's not a party invite, it's a gift invite. Like, there,

592
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:29,440
Speaker 11: send your gifts this way.

593
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:32,119
Speaker 2: There's a family asking for gifts for their seven year

594
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:33,600
Speaker 2: old kid's birthday.

595
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:34,360
Speaker 6: But not a birthday.

596
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:38,200
Speaker 9: It literally says please mail or drop off presents by

597
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:38,880
Speaker 9: next Saturday.

598
00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:40,000
Speaker 1: At stuck in your mouth.

599
00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:41,560
Speaker 6: Oh there's a deadline.

600
00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:44,040
Speaker 1: Is it a joke? You're not getting like, how could

601
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:44,840
Speaker 1: anyone do that?

602
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:45,520
Speaker 4: No?

603
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:48,359
Speaker 9: And then they feel the deal, thank you for participating

604
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:49,919
Speaker 9: in this wonderful celebration.

605
00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:55,000
Speaker 11: Oh is it like a setup for something else, like

606
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:58,160
Speaker 11: you're gonna make a collaj Maybe.

607
00:26:57,960 --> 00:27:01,040
Speaker 2: It's like they're collecting gifts for like kids that don't

608
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:02,360
Speaker 2: have funds for birthdays?

609
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:04,640
Speaker 1: Like is it a charity day?

610
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:07,080
Speaker 9: There's no mention of charity. It is all for their kid.

611
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:09,880
Speaker 6: Wow, that's boring.

612
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:12,400
Speaker 9: I mean I was thinking maybe it's like a health being.

613
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:14,399
Speaker 9: You know, maybe somebody's sick and they don't want to

614
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:15,480
Speaker 9: expose other people.

615
00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:18,040
Speaker 1: There's a logical explanation.

616
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:18,639
Speaker 10: True.

617
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:20,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, did you find out.

618
00:27:21,359 --> 00:27:23,880
Speaker 9: No, they're still showing up to all the school events.

619
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:26,359
Speaker 1: Oh the kid is okay, the whole family okay.

620
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:28,119
Speaker 6: So probably not a health issue and they're not in

621
00:27:28,119 --> 00:27:29,160
Speaker 6: a giant like bubble.

622
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:32,720
Speaker 1: What family of kids wants more crap in their house?

623
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:35,960
Speaker 3: Like that's another Well kids wants all the toys?

624
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:39,080
Speaker 2: No way, dude, my kids. They say no gifts on

625
00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:40,200
Speaker 2: the invitation.

626
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:43,320
Speaker 3: Is brookst and kids don't like toys and.

627
00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:45,840
Speaker 2: Gis saying they don't need it, Like my kids don't

628
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:46,719
Speaker 2: need that stuff.

629
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:48,480
Speaker 6: I mean, I've heard of that before.

630
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:51,680
Speaker 7: But this is sounds like you're being invited to a wedding,

631
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:55,000
Speaker 7: but you're not allowed to attend the actual You just

632
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:57,920
Speaker 7: here's the wedding registry, thank you for buying a gift.

633
00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:01,640
Speaker 3: Mind bringing. But like, let's have a party, let's barbecue?

634
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:05,159
Speaker 6: Like or is this only you and your kid?

635
00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:09,800
Speaker 7: O you if other children are being invited to a party?

636
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:10,240
Speaker 8: Yeah?

637
00:28:10,359 --> 00:28:12,879
Speaker 9: So I talked to some of the other parents and

638
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:15,880
Speaker 9: they all got the same invitation they did.

639
00:28:16,119 --> 00:28:18,840
Speaker 2: Okay, I cannot imagine your mom group chats right now.

640
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:22,480
Speaker 9: Yeah, they're pretty spicy right now.

641
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:24,280
Speaker 1: Okay, here's the question.

642
00:28:24,359 --> 00:28:26,639
Speaker 2: Are they like down on their luck, like the family

643
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:28,680
Speaker 2: doesn't have money to afford the gifts?

644
00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:29,880
Speaker 9: I don't know.

645
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,200
Speaker 6: I just think this is odd.

646
00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:33,959
Speaker 9: I mean, who does this? Who throws the kids party

647
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:35,679
Speaker 9: and none of the kids can go?

648
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:36,920
Speaker 6: Okay, if that was.

649
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:39,440
Speaker 11: The case, in a gentle way, they would say that, Okay,

650
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:42,000
Speaker 11: it's a tough year for us, we'd appreciate.

651
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:45,680
Speaker 2: Something or some help. Yeah, yeah, and I guess that's

652
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:47,560
Speaker 2: what that's what go fundmes for.

653
00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:50,920
Speaker 6: But Ginger, I mean, if you don't agree with this.

654
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:54,160
Speaker 7: If you don't like the idea, why not just boycott

655
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:56,040
Speaker 7: it and don't send a gift.

656
00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:56,440
Speaker 1: And ignore it?

657
00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:00,560
Speaker 9: But the kid, Now, if I don't get a gift,

658
00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:03,000
Speaker 9: then I'm going to be known in the group chat

659
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:05,600
Speaker 9: as the parent who didn't send a gift to his

660
00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:08,400
Speaker 9: birth are.

661
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:10,120
Speaker 1: You I don't think that's bad. I think it's worse

662
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:11,880
Speaker 1: for your kid. Who's the one kid who didn't.

663
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:15,160
Speaker 9: Give and then is not going to get invited to

664
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:15,760
Speaker 9: the other part.

665
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:17,960
Speaker 1: Oh, I would be boycotting to ed.

666
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:19,720
Speaker 3: There's no way. Are you kidding me?

667
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:22,480
Speaker 1: Bad mouthed me all you want? That is absolutely ridiculous.

668
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:24,560
Speaker 6: Brook would pick it outside of their home.

669
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:27,800
Speaker 1: I think she has those signs made even a joke.

670
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:30,080
Speaker 6: Don't cross this line and put a gift on the front.

671
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:33,120
Speaker 3: Poor bring her kids to help her protest.

672
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:37,520
Speaker 7: Yeah, so obviously this is unusual. What made you email

673
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:39,560
Speaker 7: us for advice? What are you looking to do with

674
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:40,240
Speaker 7: your call here?

675
00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:42,840
Speaker 9: I want to know how to be the bigger person here.

676
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:45,160
Speaker 9: You know, I don't want to just complain about it.

677
00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:47,000
Speaker 9: I mean I would like to speak to the mom

678
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:49,920
Speaker 9: and tell her what the other parents are saying about this.

679
00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:53,000
Speaker 2: Okay, So what I mean, what's the message though, you're

680
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,400
Speaker 2: gonna say, hey, not cool.

681
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:59,200
Speaker 9: Personally, I'm bothered by it. The more I'm talking about

682
00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:00,720
Speaker 9: it is you can see I g amped up. So

683
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:04,080
Speaker 9: I just kind of more so need some advice about

684
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:05,640
Speaker 9: how to have the conversation.

685
00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:07,640
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, I love that.

686
00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:09,400
Speaker 2: I mean I think a lot of people would just

687
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:10,800
Speaker 2: ignore it and hope it goes away.

688
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:13,360
Speaker 1: But that doesn't help in society. Then it just makes

689
00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:14,080
Speaker 1: it uncomfortable.

690
00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:15,800
Speaker 3: I mean, I can't give that as my advice. Ignore

691
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:17,680
Speaker 3: it and yeah, it's.

692
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:20,280
Speaker 1: Possible, more conversations are good.

693
00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:23,280
Speaker 7: This is really interesting because I've definitely heard of parents

694
00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:25,440
Speaker 7: like Brooks said, say please have your kid come to

695
00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:29,080
Speaker 7: the party, no presence needed. But this is the total opposite,

696
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:31,800
Speaker 7: where it's like, bring your presence, no children away.

697
00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:34,280
Speaker 6: Yeah children, We're gonna get.

698
00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:36,440
Speaker 7: You some advice here, Ginger, and let you make your

699
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:39,440
Speaker 7: awkward Tuesday phone call to figure out what's going on

700
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:39,880
Speaker 7: with this.

701
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:42,840
Speaker 6: Kid's birthday party. We'll do it right after this. Hold on,

702
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:45,000
Speaker 6: it's awkward.

703
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:49,000
Speaker 4: It's Tuesday. It's awkward Tuesday phone call.

704
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:53,080
Speaker 7: It's a genius idea. I can't believe I haven't thought

705
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:57,240
Speaker 7: of before. Throw a birthday party without people.

706
00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:01,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't like people very much. Jeff's this Actually

707
00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:02,240
Speaker 1: I could see you.

708
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:06,400
Speaker 7: It's nobody's allowed. You just ask for the presence to

709
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:10,520
Speaker 7: be delivered right to you. Wow, and stay the heck away.

710
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:13,720
Speaker 11: You should make up like twelve children, one for each month, Jeff,

711
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:16,760
Speaker 11: an imaginary birthday party every month.

712
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:21,120
Speaker 7: It's so smart, jose the doll And I can't even

713
00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:23,920
Speaker 7: say it was my idea. It's what one mom apparently

714
00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:26,680
Speaker 7: did because one of our listeners, Ginger got an invite

715
00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:29,720
Speaker 7: for her seven year old son to celebrate another kid's birthday.

716
00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:33,320
Speaker 7: But there's no actual party, no activities at all, just

717
00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:37,040
Speaker 7: an address for them to drop off presents. Yeah, and

718
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:40,200
Speaker 7: Ginger wants to call this other mom and tell her, hey,

719
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:43,560
Speaker 7: this might not be the best look because other parents

720
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:45,960
Speaker 7: have been talking about it and not Jef.

721
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:49,000
Speaker 2: I mean, I mean she's honestly, you're doing the mom

722
00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:51,720
Speaker 2: of a solid. You're helping the mom out by giving

723
00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:52,400
Speaker 2: her a head zone.

724
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:54,320
Speaker 6: We just need to give her advice on how to

725
00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:56,800
Speaker 6: do it politely. So, Brooke, what do you have for her?

726
00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:58,800
Speaker 2: Well, I mean you want to remain calm, right, that's

727
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:01,600
Speaker 2: like your goal and for me whenever I have an

728
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:03,080
Speaker 2: awkward mom interaction.

729
00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:04,120
Speaker 1: I just played dumb.

730
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:06,160
Speaker 6: Oh I thought she was gonna say xanax No.

731
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:11,000
Speaker 2: So you just want to say, hey, I got this invite,

732
00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:13,400
Speaker 2: but I don't really understand it, you know what I mean, Like,

733
00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:15,640
Speaker 2: make her explain it to you.

734
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:17,600
Speaker 1: Maybe when she says it out loud she realized this

735
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:20,800
Speaker 1: sounds bad, right, or or be open.

736
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:23,959
Speaker 2: Maybe there's something that we're missing. Maybe there's a logical

737
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:24,960
Speaker 2: answer we don't see yet.

738
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:25,920
Speaker 8: Yeah.

739
00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:29,719
Speaker 9: I mean I feel like you've got to say this

740
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:32,560
Speaker 9: out loud to make it make sense, and it doesn't

741
00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:33,520
Speaker 9: make sense on paper.

742
00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:36,560
Speaker 6: Totally totally okay, Well, Jose, what do you think? What's

743
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:37,040
Speaker 6: your advice?

744
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:40,360
Speaker 11: Well, I have the exact same advice. What you need

745
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:43,760
Speaker 11: to do when I do best and play dumb. Oh

746
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:46,480
Speaker 11: my god, you call back aloof and just be like,

747
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:49,640
Speaker 11: oh my god, I'm so excited. I'm calling for details

748
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:52,280
Speaker 11: of the big birthday party even though you know there's

749
00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:53,000
Speaker 11: no party.

750
00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:56,440
Speaker 2: You're getting even dumber than I suggest yet, dumb here.

751
00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:58,000
Speaker 6: I feel like you didn't even read the invice.

752
00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:01,040
Speaker 11: Yeah, that was she literally has to tell you and

753
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:03,400
Speaker 11: correct you on what's really happening. She's had to tell

754
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:06,160
Speaker 11: you not to come, but you'll be listening and you

755
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:06,840
Speaker 11: won't get mad.

756
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,840
Speaker 6: Okay, I like you, so we think you're not dumb enough,

757
00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:10,280
Speaker 6: go dumber.

758
00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:12,280
Speaker 1: I also like playing dumb, so three for three here.

759
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:16,600
Speaker 7: You might go full dumb today. Let's dial this other

760
00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:18,640
Speaker 7: mom here and don't dial it wrong.

761
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:21,120
Speaker 2: DUMBI I am so excited to hear this explanation.

762
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:23,240
Speaker 3: Honestly, I know, like, what's the real truth.

763
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:25,200
Speaker 7: Let's see if she even picks up. I'm dialing her

764
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:27,200
Speaker 7: number right now and we'll step away. Let you make

765
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:29,640
Speaker 7: your awkward Tuesday phone call, and we'll be ready to

766
00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:31,280
Speaker 7: jump in if we feel like you need a little help.

767
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:35,600
Speaker 9: All right, Okay, thank you God you're an idiot.

768
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:39,000
Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, in a good way. Yes, here we go,

769
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:39,480
Speaker 6: good luck.

770
00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:47,880
Speaker 2: Hello?

771
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:51,360
Speaker 9: Hi, is this Tammy?

772
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:52,800
Speaker 5: Yes?

773
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:55,680
Speaker 9: This is I'm cure mom.

774
00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:56,600
Speaker 5: Hi.

775
00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:58,880
Speaker 4: How are you? I'm good?

776
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,760
Speaker 9: That's your birthday? Insight? Oh, I do have a couple

777
00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:03,680
Speaker 9: of questions for you.

778
00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:06,960
Speaker 5: There really shouldn't be any questions because everything's laid out

779
00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:07,720
Speaker 5: on the invite there.

780
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:11,920
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, I got it. But I just need to

781
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:15,760
Speaker 9: ask you is this correct? Like there's no actual party,

782
00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:17,959
Speaker 9: it's just you kind of just want us to send

783
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,000
Speaker 9: a gift. And that's it.

784
00:34:19,239 --> 00:34:21,480
Speaker 5: Yep, that's what it is. I mean it says it

785
00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:24,839
Speaker 5: on the invitation. WHOA, You're welcome to drop it off.

786
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:26,880
Speaker 5: I mean, feel free. But you don't even need to

787
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:28,080
Speaker 5: ring the door. But you can just leave it on

788
00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:29,359
Speaker 5: the doorstep and I can grab it.

789
00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:33,480
Speaker 9: Oh oh okay.

790
00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:36,200
Speaker 5: Is there anything else I think that covers it?

791
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:36,640
Speaker 4: Yep.

792
00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:41,040
Speaker 9: I mean, well, I kind of feel like it's important

793
00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:43,799
Speaker 9: to talk to you about this because, like some of

794
00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:46,680
Speaker 9: the other parents have mentioned, they've never heard of a

795
00:34:46,719 --> 00:34:50,040
Speaker 9: party like this before. Right, well, this is not a party.

796
00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:53,839
Speaker 9: This is a celebration. Oh, I got it.

797
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:56,439
Speaker 5: But I mean, and we decided to do a little

798
00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:59,640
Speaker 5: bit of a more gift forward celebration this year, you know,

799
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:02,320
Speaker 5: I mean, what does.

800
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:02,759
Speaker 9: That even mean?

801
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:07,000
Speaker 5: It's really simple, more gifts, less people. It's kind of

802
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:13,320
Speaker 5: more fun that way. I'm sorry, Ginger, Is it because

803
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:14,399
Speaker 5: you can't afford a gift?

804
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:15,760
Speaker 9: Because if that's the case.

805
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:19,120
Speaker 5: It's honestly, it's okay. Just have you know, make something

806
00:35:19,239 --> 00:35:20,799
Speaker 5: or like an ioe you for a gift card?

807
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:25,799
Speaker 9: You know they produce me. That's no, that's rude. We

808
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:28,200
Speaker 9: have plenty of money. I just think that if there's

809
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:31,200
Speaker 9: a bad message to the kids, that it's all about

810
00:35:31,239 --> 00:35:34,760
Speaker 9: gifts and not about the experience of celebrating with your friends.

811
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,240
Speaker 5: I mean, honestly, at this age, kids don't even remember

812
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:40,040
Speaker 5: the party. They just remember the gifts. So let's just

813
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:41,480
Speaker 5: skip the middleman, right.

814
00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:45,720
Speaker 9: I mean, I just feel like it's really weird to

815
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:48,160
Speaker 9: ask for a gift and there's no event, no pace,

816
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:50,080
Speaker 9: good party, no nothing. You just want me to send

817
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:50,920
Speaker 9: a gift to your house.

818
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:54,080
Speaker 5: Okay, I kind of see what you're saying. So your

819
00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:57,960
Speaker 5: child doesn't believe in gift giving unless there's something in

820
00:35:58,040 --> 00:35:58,680
Speaker 5: it for him.

821
00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:02,160
Speaker 9: I mean, that's kind of No, it's not about my

822
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:04,920
Speaker 9: kid at all. It's the perception about this is not right.

823
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:07,360
Speaker 9: You're just asking people forgive Okay.

824
00:36:07,719 --> 00:36:09,120
Speaker 5: I don't really have a lot of time right now,

825
00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:11,120
Speaker 5: but I'm a little surprised at the reaction you're giving

826
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:13,520
Speaker 5: me because none of the other parents have said anything

827
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:13,920
Speaker 5: like this.

828
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:18,840
Speaker 9: Most of them are very supportive. Oh it's not that

829
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:21,239
Speaker 9: they support you, they're scared of you. They don't want

830
00:36:21,239 --> 00:36:24,640
Speaker 9: their kids to be blackballed from other parties, so they

831
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:25,200
Speaker 9: talk to me.

832
00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:29,840
Speaker 5: Okay, I don't really like how this is going so listen.

833
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:31,600
Speaker 5: If you don't feel like ke I needs to drop

834
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:41,520
Speaker 5: off a gift, just then the less send us cash. Sinny, Hello,

835
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:49,560
Speaker 5: what's going on? Yes, am I on speaker phone or something.

836
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:52,000
Speaker 7: Well, you're on a lot of speakers all over the

837
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,560
Speaker 7: country right now, because this is a radio show called

838
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:55,720
Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

839
00:36:55,880 --> 00:37:01,080
Speaker 9: Yeah, you are so classless ginger to put me Luke.

840
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:04,479
Speaker 9: You couldn't call me directly, so you called a radio station.

841
00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:05,760
Speaker 1: Okay, I am sorry.

842
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:07,320
Speaker 9: Hey, hey, itiful.

843
00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:11,319
Speaker 2: The only classless person is the mother who's begging for

844
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:13,040
Speaker 2: gifts and not even throwing a party.

845
00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:14,000
Speaker 1: That's honey.

846
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,600
Speaker 5: I don't know your name, but no one's begging for gifts.

847
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:17,879
Speaker 5: If she didn't want to send one, she.

848
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:18,319
Speaker 4: Didn't have to.

849
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:20,560
Speaker 5: She just called me. I'm telling her her options.

850
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:21,600
Speaker 9: She doesn't have to.

851
00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:23,279
Speaker 5: She doesn't want.

852
00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:25,680
Speaker 4: Dude.

853
00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:28,279
Speaker 2: I thought she was going to come with some explanation

854
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:31,200
Speaker 2: as to why the birthday party was just gifts, like

855
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:34,080
Speaker 2: maybe this kid was sick or maybe like maybe.

856
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:35,799
Speaker 1: There was something right, maybe there was a guy.

857
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,840
Speaker 9: It's a celebration, not a party.

858
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:41,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, not a party was the difference.

859
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:42,839
Speaker 6: She made it very clear.

860
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:47,280
Speaker 7: It's a gift. Forward celebration. The focus is on the gifts.

861
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:49,640
Speaker 2: Why do you want that to be your kid's focus?

862
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:52,680
Speaker 2: Shouldn't your kids focus be relationships? Like that's what's going

863
00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:55,360
Speaker 2: to sustain them in life, not stuck.

864
00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:56,440
Speaker 6: I'm Tammy.

865
00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:59,279
Speaker 7: The reason that Ginger has reached out to us is

866
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:03,080
Speaker 7: because she's not alone. Apparently a bunch of the other

867
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:05,600
Speaker 7: parents and kids at your school are a little bit

868
00:38:05,719 --> 00:38:07,240
Speaker 7: alarmed by this idea.

869
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:09,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, yes, and guys, I could care less.

870
00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:13,800
Speaker 2: Okay, well, okay, okay, I get your on the defense.

871
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:16,319
Speaker 2: We came in hot, but like, honestly, like you got

872
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:17,640
Speaker 2: to think of your kid right now.

873
00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:20,040
Speaker 9: This is none of your business.

874
00:38:20,239 --> 00:38:22,319
Speaker 5: I'm not sure what I'm even doing on this call

875
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:24,879
Speaker 5: because she could have had a private conversation. But now

876
00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:26,080
Speaker 5: all the mothers will.

877
00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:30,040
Speaker 2: Know they are you send out a mass invite for gifts?

878
00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:32,480
Speaker 11: Can I ask a weird question? Is your kid get

879
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:35,040
Speaker 11: along with the other children? Is that the problem?

880
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:37,080
Speaker 5: Again, it's none of your business because I have no

881
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:37,759
Speaker 5: idea who you are.

882
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:41,439
Speaker 7: Okay, well, we would like as a show, we would

883
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:42,560
Speaker 7: like to send your child the.

884
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:48,280
Speaker 1: Gifts to the actress.

885
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:52,640
Speaker 2: We'll send over some stuff, oh, Ginger Brookly delivery right broke.

886
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:54,120
Speaker 5: I'm not talking anymore.

887
00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:57,800
Speaker 4: Goodbye, I'm playing around.

888
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:03,799
Speaker 2: My God, she's the worst. Why do you even care

889
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:06,200
Speaker 2: about upsetting that family? Like you don't want to be

890
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:08,080
Speaker 2: you don't want to have that family in your life.

891
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:11,160
Speaker 9: I just cannot believe she said I like you said.

892
00:39:11,239 --> 00:39:13,080
Speaker 9: I thought she was going to give us an excuse.

893
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:15,880
Speaker 1: I thought it was going to be like egg on

894
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:19,759
Speaker 1: our face. What jerks are for? Like even jumping to the.

895
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:25,080
Speaker 3: Concressions, donating everything to this something? Oh darn.

896
00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:27,719
Speaker 7: So, do you feel like you're still going to send

897
00:39:27,719 --> 00:39:29,000
Speaker 7: a gift for the birthday?

898
00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:32,759
Speaker 3: You don't want to be rude, You're not really asking that.

899
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:35,040
Speaker 9: What I said before, I'm not sending her.

900
00:39:37,719 --> 00:39:39,120
Speaker 6: Really brought out the fire in her.

901
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:42,920
Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, Well keep us updated on what happens with

902
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:43,520
Speaker 7: this party.

903
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:45,160
Speaker 6: If that kid actually does a.

904
00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:49,600
Speaker 7: Party, is a celebration of this child's birthday?

905
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:52,400
Speaker 6: Tell us discipline.

906
00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:55,480
Speaker 4: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

907
00:39:57,400 --> 00:40:00,720
Speaker 7: You ever watch a Marvel film where he fl super

908
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:05,919
Speaker 7: aliens attack the planet and one magic crystal harvested from

909
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:12,600
Speaker 7: the center of space reverses time and fixes everything. Oh yes, Jazz,

910
00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:17,160
Speaker 7: that could totally happen. Oh better, Yeah, but this is

911
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:19,080
Speaker 7: gonna come as a shock to a lot of people,

912
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:22,239
Speaker 7: maybe in the room, maybe listening right now. But some

913
00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:25,880
Speaker 7: stuff in movies are kind of impossible.

914
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:30,400
Speaker 11: No, je, you mean, I'm not gonna some girls are

915
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:32,120
Speaker 11: gonna stumble in front of me at the store today

916
00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:33,239
Speaker 11: and I'm gonna fall in love with her.

917
00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:35,600
Speaker 6: Well, that's probably gonna sure, that's gonna happen every day.

918
00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:36,120
Speaker 4: Yeah.

919
00:40:37,239 --> 00:40:40,200
Speaker 7: I bring it up because there is one particular scene

920
00:40:40,239 --> 00:40:43,400
Speaker 7: that happens in movies all the time, and if you

921
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:47,120
Speaker 7: really think about it, you realize, uh, yeah, that's probably

922
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:51,239
Speaker 7: not possible. And the internet sleuths have figured it out.

923
00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:54,680
Speaker 7: You're gonna hear number one and a bunch more coming

924
00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:55,640
Speaker 7: up right now.

925
00:40:56,719 --> 00:40:59,320
Speaker 6: You know what I love about action movies.

926
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:00,720
Speaker 1: I don't know like this.

927
00:41:00,719 --> 00:41:04,640
Speaker 7: This is how realistic they are.

928
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:07,160
Speaker 6: Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning, you know what I'm talking about.

929
00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:11,360
Speaker 6: Where there's like a giant explosion tosses the.

930
00:41:11,239 --> 00:41:15,240
Speaker 7: Hero through the air in slow motion, and right before

931
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:19,239
Speaker 7: he hits the water tank filled with radioactive robot sharks. Yes,

932
00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:24,319
Speaker 7: his girlfriend swoops in, hanging upside down from her helicopter

933
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:27,920
Speaker 7: and grabs him out of the sky with one hand.

934
00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:36,480
Speaker 7: And then yes, got perfect hair realism, and then she

935
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:40,760
Speaker 7: says something super cool like is it time to save

936
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:44,600
Speaker 7: the day's cat's phrase?

937
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:46,960
Speaker 6: I'm not cool enough to come up with it.

938
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:50,040
Speaker 7: But there are some skeptics out there who might argue

939
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:53,320
Speaker 7: that scene would never happen in real life.

940
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:56,319
Speaker 1: Wow, that's skeptics.

941
00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:58,800
Speaker 11: In fact, most of us like fall down by accident

942
00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:00,000
Speaker 11: walking straight sometimes.

943
00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:02,520
Speaker 7: Yeah, and there's people that swoop in to save us

944
00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:06,719
Speaker 7: constantly beautiful women all the time. But I understand that's

945
00:42:06,719 --> 00:42:09,160
Speaker 7: why a list just came out where people were pointing

946
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:13,080
Speaker 7: out the wild things that happen in movies constantly that

947
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:15,279
Speaker 7: are one hundred percent unrealistic.

948
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:18,560
Speaker 2: Oh my mom was an EMT for fourteen years and

949
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:20,960
Speaker 2: she is the worst to watch TV.

950
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:22,439
Speaker 1: And movies with. She's like, that's not how they would

951
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:24,239
Speaker 1: do it. They would have broken their neck by now

952
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:25,120
Speaker 1: if you did it that way.

953
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:27,560
Speaker 7: Some of these things might be from our parents, like

954
00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:31,799
Speaker 7: number ten spotless air ducks or air ducks that can

955
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:35,000
Speaker 7: support the weight of a two hundred pound man crawling

956
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:37,920
Speaker 7: around through them, that aren't full of screws and bolts

957
00:42:38,239 --> 00:42:41,720
Speaker 7: and somehow absorb all the sounds of the man moving around.

958
00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:45,759
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's unbelievable. I'm really bummed out about that.

959
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:47,600
Speaker 2: Oh else, are you gonna run the bank or get

960
00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:49,719
Speaker 2: in to steal the priceless piece of art?

961
00:42:49,719 --> 00:42:52,160
Speaker 1: If you can't have a nice air duct.

962
00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:54,239
Speaker 7: To crawl through, I know, scrap the plans that we

963
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:58,560
Speaker 7: had made onto something else. Number nine people getting pistol

964
00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:01,959
Speaker 7: whipped and knocked unconscious, then waking up a little while later,

965
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:05,160
Speaker 7: functioning completely normal, as if nothing happened.

966
00:43:05,719 --> 00:43:08,320
Speaker 6: No brain damage, no lump on the head, nothing, There.

967
00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:12,840
Speaker 2: Is no concussions eight movies, carto. It would really change

968
00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:13,920
Speaker 2: the plot if there was.

969
00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:17,920
Speaker 7: Okay, are we saying bring back the concussions to action movies?

970
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,319
Speaker 11: Forty five minutes later, he still has a headache. Yes,

971
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:23,360
Speaker 11: can't move on to the next scene. Guys, my birthday.

972
00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:24,760
Speaker 6: Yeah.

973
00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:28,880
Speaker 7: Number eight a hero being assaulted by a dozen henchmen,

974
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:32,080
Speaker 7: one at a time, fighting with their fist, feet, metal chains,

975
00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:35,000
Speaker 7: and iron bars, only to end up with a small.

976
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:36,520
Speaker 6: Butterfly bandage on one cheek.

977
00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:36,759
Speaker 2: Yeah.

978
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:40,279
Speaker 11: So funny, and it's so choreographed, which is cool. It's impressive.

979
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:43,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, we love a good fight scene. But literally, it's like, okay,

980
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:45,120
Speaker 3: you first, now to you.

981
00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:47,560
Speaker 2: I always thought that people were just really polite when

982
00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:50,400
Speaker 2: they fought, and they wait for the next person to finish.

983
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:52,640
Speaker 7: Jose, We're gonna send you out into the park to

984
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:54,160
Speaker 7: fight a bunch of people, and I bet you you

985
00:43:54,239 --> 00:43:55,200
Speaker 7: come back on skates.

986
00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:57,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm down, while if you're.

987
00:43:57,800 --> 00:43:58,520
Speaker 6: Just joining us.

988
00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:01,040
Speaker 7: A list came out where people highlight all the things

989
00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:03,960
Speaker 7: that happen in movies all the time that they say

990
00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:08,759
Speaker 7: could never actually happen in real life. Number seven unemployed

991
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:12,560
Speaker 7: bachelors who live in spacious penthouse apartments in the most

992
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:15,160
Speaker 7: desirable location in the entire city.

993
00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:18,960
Speaker 2: Or honestly, anyone with an artist type job, if you're

994
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:21,560
Speaker 2: a writer, if you're a painter, if you were at

995
00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:24,640
Speaker 2: a radio station and you live in the house, it's also.

996
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:25,120
Speaker 3: Not going to happen.

997
00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:26,920
Speaker 6: Radio slam.

998
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:29,520
Speaker 1: I'm just saying we all know that's true.

999
00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:34,200
Speaker 6: Doing pretty well if you ask me.

1000
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:40,239
Speaker 7: Number six computer hackers pulling up a security grid saying hmm,

1001
00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:45,520
Speaker 7: and then five seconds later, I mean, yeah, I believe it.

1002
00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:47,240
Speaker 1: That's how it happened.

1003
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:49,799
Speaker 11: Yeah, it's almost like the guy that cracks the codes,

1004
00:44:49,840 --> 00:44:53,480
Speaker 11: the one that invented it, the FBI mainframe, and I'm.

1005
00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:55,320
Speaker 6: In oh, yeah, I wrote this one. I was twelve.

1006
00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:57,640
Speaker 2: It's the only one, I believe just because of how

1007
00:44:57,680 --> 00:44:59,960
Speaker 2: many times people use password as their password.

1008
00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:03,080
Speaker 1: That's probably that's really what's going.

1009
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:03,200
Speaker 6: On in this.

1010
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:07,400
Speaker 7: Number five is restaurant scenes where they order a meal,

1011
00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:12,080
Speaker 7: eat one bite, and then just leave the rest uneaten

1012
00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:13,759
Speaker 7: on the table, not paying.

1013
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:16,799
Speaker 6: Because they have to go somewhere. Oh yeah, usually you

1014
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:17,400
Speaker 6: take that to go.

1015
00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:19,719
Speaker 3: You're like, no, wait, I just been twenty bucks for this.

1016
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:22,040
Speaker 2: You want more eating in scenes where people are just

1017
00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:24,719
Speaker 2: talking with their mouth full while say in their lines.

1018
00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:25,719
Speaker 6: Yes, absolutely again.

1019
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:27,520
Speaker 7: These these are all from a list of the things

1020
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:29,440
Speaker 7: you see in movies all the time that are one

1021
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:32,800
Speaker 7: hundred percent unrealistic or impossible for the actual world.

1022
00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:33,399
Speaker 1: This is fine.

1023
00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:36,840
Speaker 7: Number four stopping by in the morning to have breakfast

1024
00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:40,000
Speaker 7: at a friend's apartment before you both head off to work.

1025
00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:43,400
Speaker 1: Can you imagine so much showing up at your place?

1026
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:45,240
Speaker 1: Alexis like, hey, skip.

1027
00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:45,239
Speaker 6: For a couple.

1028
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:46,920
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1029
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:49,879
Speaker 2: People don't even show up to other people's houses unannounced.

1030
00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:52,839
Speaker 1: Every Yeah, you have to have at least an eight

1031
00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:55,480
Speaker 1: text exchange before it actually happens.

1032
00:45:55,560 --> 00:45:55,799
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1033
00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:56,160
Speaker 10: Real.

1034
00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:59,520
Speaker 7: Number three that says, why does every grocery store bag

1035
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:02,600
Speaker 7: have loose celery and baguettes in it. Nobody buys that

1036
00:46:02,719 --> 00:46:04,400
Speaker 7: much celery or baguettes.

1037
00:46:05,160 --> 00:46:07,319
Speaker 11: I only buy one bag. Get like, if you're going

1038
00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:08,760
Speaker 11: we're brand, you buy the loaf.

1039
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:10,640
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm gonna have to start paying attention

1040
00:46:10,719 --> 00:46:13,480
Speaker 2: to selling in the bags on movies.

1041
00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:16,200
Speaker 7: But you gotta admit that sure makes it look like groceries.

1042
00:46:16,239 --> 00:46:18,399
Speaker 7: When you see the celery sticks poking at the top

1043
00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:19,319
Speaker 7: of the bag, I'm like.

1044
00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:22,319
Speaker 6: Oh, wow, produce they cook for themselves. Good for them.

1045
00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:23,680
Speaker 3: You're like, mine's on the egg plant.

1046
00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:28,920
Speaker 7: But the high fiber die number two, the classic zoom

1047
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:32,760
Speaker 7: in enhance image. Zoom in again isolate that section, enhance

1048
00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:35,400
Speaker 7: it more, and we can perfectly.

1049
00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:36,920
Speaker 6: See the face and license plate of the driver.

1050
00:46:38,719 --> 00:46:39,600
Speaker 3: Everything's blurry.

1051
00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:43,600
Speaker 2: Honestly, my neighbor, We've tried to catch people doing stuff

1052
00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:45,800
Speaker 2: on our street and I'm like, he's got a security camera.

1053
00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:48,680
Speaker 2: We have never once been able to make out anybody

1054
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:52,160
Speaker 2: in the videos.

1055
00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:54,040
Speaker 1: It's another tall, blurry person.

1056
00:46:55,560 --> 00:46:59,719
Speaker 7: Shots fired at ring doorbell security cameras. The number one

1057
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:03,760
Speaker 7: most unrealistic thing that people say happen in movies. People

1058
00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:08,919
Speaker 7: sprinting past tsa, no boarding past, no idea, and somehow

1059
00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:11,360
Speaker 7: able to stop the plane out on the tarmac.

1060
00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:13,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I.

1061
00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:15,200
Speaker 1: Wish we could do that. I know I would have

1062
00:47:15,239 --> 00:47:16,920
Speaker 1: made so many more flights that I missed.

1063
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:19,480
Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm always like they closed the doors like fifteen

1064
00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:20,319
Speaker 11: minutes before final.

1065
00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:21,520
Speaker 3: There's no way this would happen.

1066
00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:25,360
Speaker 7: Yeah, those were the most unrealistic things that you constantly

1067
00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:27,840
Speaker 7: see in the movies that could never happen in real life.

1068
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:29,840
Speaker 6: We got your phone tap coming up right.

1069
00:47:29,719 --> 00:47:32,600
Speaker 4: After this, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1070
00:47:36,239 --> 00:47:37,239
Speaker 6: Us.

1071
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:43,080
Speaker 7: We've got a new person today. Her name is Sarah.

1072
00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:46,840
Speaker 7: And why did she call in? She said there's two reasons.

1073
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:51,400
Speaker 7: Number one, she thinks that she can beat Brook no problem.

1074
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:55,040
Speaker 6: And number two, she said she thinks all of our

1075
00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:56,920
Speaker 6: questions are super easy.

1076
00:47:57,120 --> 00:47:58,400
Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna say stupid.

1077
00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:03,400
Speaker 7: No, just a slap in the face, Sarah. Are you

1078
00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:05,480
Speaker 7: saying that because Jose comes up with all of the

1079
00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:08,280
Speaker 7: questions here? Because I'll have you know that he is mensa,

1080
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:12,480
Speaker 7: super secret mensa tell him Jose, yeah.

1081
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:13,800
Speaker 3: Super secret menstruation.

1082
00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:18,239
Speaker 7: Yeah, well exactly, that's the mensa talking. Yeah, Sarah, how

1083
00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:20,080
Speaker 7: you doing well?

1084
00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:22,439
Speaker 1: How are you okay? What would you rather us ask

1085
00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:27,279
Speaker 1: you about? Like world history? You know, economics, what's your like.

1086
00:48:27,239 --> 00:48:28,560
Speaker 6: Your trivia sweet start.

1087
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:32,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm trying with trivia, dork. I love trivia.

1088
00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:36,280
Speaker 9: Anything to kind of do with games, raffle, singos.

1089
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:39,480
Speaker 3: Trivia like, I like that.

1090
00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:41,520
Speaker 7: All right, we'll see if any of that's on the list.

1091
00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:42,760
Speaker 7: While Brook leaves the studio.

1092
00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:45,600
Speaker 3: What's the average amount of questions people get in during

1093
00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:45,879
Speaker 3: the game.

1094
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:49,120
Speaker 7: That'd be so sick. But you have thirty seconds answer

1095
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:50,759
Speaker 7: as many questions as possible. If you don't know when

1096
00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:52,440
Speaker 7: you could say pass. You have to beat Brook outright

1097
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:55,440
Speaker 7: if you want to win. Are you ready, Sarah?

1098
00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:55,719
Speaker 9: Wow?

1099
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:56,440
Speaker 6: Good luck?

1100
00:48:56,480 --> 00:48:59,759
Speaker 7: Your time starts now. Today is sunscreen Day. What is

1101
00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:10,080
Speaker 7: the he An SPF stand for? Burne is the capital

1102
00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:16,120
Speaker 7: of what European country? Sweden or Switzerland? What is the

1103
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:18,279
Speaker 7: last name of Captain Jack from the Pirates of the

1104
00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:23,000
Speaker 7: Caribbean at a military funeral? How many times is the

1105
00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:24,200
Speaker 7: US flag folded?

1106
00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:30,080
Speaker 6: Six?

1107
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:31,000
Speaker 9: Six?

1108
00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:34,640
Speaker 7: Okay, Sarah took your time a little bit on some

1109
00:49:34,719 --> 00:49:40,359
Speaker 7: of those. The game goes by really fast when you're

1110
00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:40,960
Speaker 7: on the phone.

1111
00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:46,279
Speaker 11: She didn't even let you finish any questions, just answer, answer, answer.

1112
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:47,600
Speaker 1: And past, past past.

1113
00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:50,879
Speaker 7: It's just a true pro And since Sarah is new

1114
00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:52,839
Speaker 7: to the show, today, let's learn a little bit about her.

1115
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:54,640
Speaker 7: It says on the screener that, Sarah, you like to

1116
00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:58,080
Speaker 7: hang out at home doing barbecue with your two dogs.

1117
00:49:58,120 --> 00:49:59,320
Speaker 6: What are your dogs names?

1118
00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:04,280
Speaker 9: I have Lilith and Ruckus. They're two big babies. Big babies.

1119
00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:05,280
Speaker 1: How big?

1120
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:09,359
Speaker 5: So Lilith is about sixteen months old and she's already

1121
00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:10,560
Speaker 5: one hundred and fourteen pounds.

1122
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:11,640
Speaker 8: What do they eat?

1123
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:12,200
Speaker 3: Humans?

1124
00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:12,879
Speaker 5: Yeah?

1125
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:16,239
Speaker 9: They eat human food though okay.

1126
00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:19,440
Speaker 5: Camera, it could be turkey vegetables to make their own.

1127
00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:22,560
Speaker 7: Doctors they that'd be really dark if she was making

1128
00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:25,440
Speaker 7: her own dog food with human flesh.

1129
00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:31,799
Speaker 6: The Swell children Brooks dinners here.

1130
00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:35,000
Speaker 3: How did Brook know exactly what to do?

1131
00:50:35,160 --> 00:50:36,680
Speaker 6: I know that was a little bit weird. Now it

1132
00:50:36,760 --> 00:50:38,600
Speaker 6: is Brooks turn Brook. You ready, yep?

1133
00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:42,319
Speaker 7: Your time starts now. Today is Sunscreen Day. What does

1134
00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:46,279
Speaker 7: the P in SPF stand for protection? Burn is the

1135
00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:49,480
Speaker 7: capital of what European country? Sweden or Switzerland?

1136
00:50:49,760 --> 00:50:50,320
Speaker 1: Switzerland?

1137
00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:53,400
Speaker 7: What's the last name of Captain Jack from Pirates of

1138
00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:56,680
Speaker 7: the Caribbean at a military funeral? How many times is

1139
00:50:56,719 --> 00:50:58,240
Speaker 7: the US flag folded?

1140
00:50:58,960 --> 00:51:01,160
Speaker 1: Uh? Shoot? Thirteen?

1141
00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:06,400
Speaker 7: What is the national flower of Japan cherry blossom? Actor

1142
00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:08,840
Speaker 7: Sean Connery Roger Moore and Pierce Brasen. It all played

1143
00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:11,320
Speaker 7: what famous character in the movies?

1144
00:51:13,560 --> 00:51:15,680
Speaker 6: I just wanted to say that whole question before we

1145
00:51:15,719 --> 00:51:16,279
Speaker 6: got to the end.

1146
00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:18,239
Speaker 7: There, let's go to the scoreboard to check out how

1147
00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:19,120
Speaker 7: you bolted with Jose.

1148
00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:25,279
Speaker 11: Are you allowed to eat jelly donuts? Jelly donuts are

1149
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:29,200
Speaker 11: my favorite? By the way, Sarah, you got one correct.

1150
00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:31,360
Speaker 1: That ca happened.

1151
00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:34,640
Speaker 5: Today?

1152
00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:38,600
Speaker 11: Well Brook did get two more than you did in

1153
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:40,760
Speaker 11: and she got sive.

1154
00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:44,120
Speaker 3: You didn't get one wrong today, I did it.

1155
00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:48,839
Speaker 6: Sarah Brookes showed up ready to play today. So let's

1156
00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:51,040
Speaker 6: go over the answers. It's sunscreen Day.

1157
00:51:51,120 --> 00:51:55,040
Speaker 7: The P and SPF stands for Protection sun Protection Factor.

1158
00:51:55,800 --> 00:51:59,520
Speaker 7: Burne is the capital of Switzerland. From Pirates of the Caribbean.

1159
00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:03,080
Speaker 7: His name is Captain Jack Sparrow. At a military funeral,

1160
00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:06,440
Speaker 7: the US flag is folded thirteen times to honor the

1161
00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:08,160
Speaker 7: original thirteen colonies.

1162
00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:11,080
Speaker 2: I think anytime you fold it, it's folded thirteen times.

1163
00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:13,440
Speaker 2: I learned that when I was a crossing garden in

1164
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:14,480
Speaker 2: charge of flag duty.

1165
00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:18,360
Speaker 7: Apparently each fold now represents a different reason. Yeah, the

1166
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:21,080
Speaker 7: first one is for the symbol of life. I'm not

1167
00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:22,840
Speaker 7: gonna go in all of them, but the national flower

1168
00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:25,759
Speaker 7: of Japan is the cherry Blossom, and Sean Connery, Roger Moore,

1169
00:52:25,840 --> 00:52:30,000
Speaker 7: Pierce Brasen all played James Bond. So, Sarah, it was

1170
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:32,479
Speaker 7: not enough to beat Brooke today. But the good news

1171
00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:34,480
Speaker 7: is just for playing, We're gonna give you a pair

1172
00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:37,160
Speaker 7: of tickets to see George Lopez perform at the two

1173
00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:42,080
Speaker 7: layl up Amphitheater on August twenty third.

1174
00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:44,720
Speaker 9: Guys, Brooks, are you crying?

1175
00:52:44,840 --> 00:52:47,320
Speaker 1: Sarah's that I'm a good sport.

1176
00:52:47,440 --> 00:52:49,520
Speaker 9: Can't wait? Trygam Okay like that.

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00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:52,840
Speaker 7: The crying is her dog's dog food being blended up

1178
00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:53,520
Speaker 7: in the background.

1179
00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:58,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, makes sense. The small screams.

1180
00:52:58,200 --> 00:53:01,920
Speaker 7: Exactly there, Eat up Ruckus and the Lilist and come

1181
00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:02,839
Speaker 7: back and play against soon.

1182
00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:04,960
Speaker 5: Okay, Sarah, I appreciate it. Thanks guys.

1183
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:07,040
Speaker 6: We're going to be back to Windbrooks Buck the same

1184
00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:07,760
Speaker 6: time tomorrow

1185
00:53:08,160 --> 00:53:09,720
Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.