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Speaker 1: Constipated clowns, angry zombies.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, skeletons.

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Speaker 1: With bad joint pain. He really should see a rheumatologist

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Speaker 1: about that. I wonder if Satan's healthcare plane covers hip replacements,

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Speaker 1: because he really should look after his legion of undead minions.

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Speaker 2: It's just saying, but why do I bring all this up?

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Speaker 1: Because recently we sent Jose and Alexis down to the

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Speaker 1: place where all these creepy monsters and ghouls love to

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Speaker 1: hang out, at one of the most terrifying haunted houses

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Speaker 1: in the area. Yeah, so they could ask the thrill

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Speaker 1: seekers a simple question, what you're doing at the haunted house?

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Speaker 3: What you're doing at the haunted house? We're just here

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Speaker 3: for fun. She wanted to go to haunted house. I

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Speaker 3: heard the morgue. I was like, shoot, we gotta try

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Speaker 3: it out. Okay, do you understand how crazy.

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Speaker 4: That statement is.

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Speaker 3: You just said, I'm here to have fun.

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Speaker 5: I saw a haunted Morgan decided to come here.

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Speaker 3: Why is this your boyfriend?

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Speaker 6: It's actually our first day.

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Speaker 3: This is your first day. Yeah, what are you gonna do?

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Speaker 3: Are you gonna are you gonna use this to your advantage?

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Speaker 1: Like?

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Speaker 3: Here, hold me, I didn't think about that. But that's

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Speaker 3: that's a good method. You're gonna hold her in there.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna protect her by the way. You smell really good.

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Speaker 2: You got close in.

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Speaker 4: I appreciate.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're killing it, dog you.

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Speaker 6: I appreciated that bro moment.

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Speaker 1: You know what.

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Speaker 3: He looked a little nervous, but she like she was

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Speaker 3: having fun.

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Speaker 2: So I wanted him to know, like, I think this

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Speaker 2: is a good day guarantee.

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Speaker 1: He left that night being like the scariest part of

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Speaker 1: the whole evening was that weird radio guy outside of

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Speaker 3: Sniffing on him.

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Speaker 6: I don't know why, but I always feel like that's

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Speaker 6: he's not the protector that she wanted.

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Speaker 5: He smelled good, so anytime she comes home, it's a

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Speaker 5: good point.

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Speaker 3: It's what you doing at the haunted house? I can

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Speaker 3: have fun?

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Speaker 6: And who are you in here?

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Speaker 3: I got my friend Zach.

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Speaker 5: Hi.

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Speaker 6: Have you guys gone inside the house yet?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Yeah? Did you have fun in there?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Scary or no?

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Speaker 3: Sometimes they came out of me like a little freaked out.

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Speaker 2: But no, not really it was. You don't get scared?

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Speaker 3: No, not really know with this?

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Speaker 6: Okay, you're his friend?

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Speaker 4: Back that up.

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Speaker 6: Does he actually get scared or not?

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Speaker 2: The only thing he gets scared of his taxes?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Are you bad at them?

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Speaker 6: Are you doing a lot of illegal activity? Like do

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Speaker 6: I want to know?

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Speaker 5: Uh?

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Speaker 6: Okay, So say you go to a hot house full

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Speaker 6: of I R. S Agents and tax papers, then what hide?

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Speaker 2: That's a brilliant idea, Alexis.

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Speaker 1: They should do haunted houses about like taxes and being audited.

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Speaker 6: Real nightmares.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's what you're doing at the Haunted

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Speaker 1: House where Rosean and Alexis. We're interviewing people outside one

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Speaker 1: of the scariest haunted attractions in town. And this next

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Speaker 1: interviewing one of the undead workers.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's weird. She wasn't inside. She was chilling out

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Speaker 2: in the back breaks too, right, really creepy and holding

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Speaker 2: an electric cattle top on the line.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Did she really work there or was that just a

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Speaker 1: Jose's always looking for the most interesting people to interview.

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Speaker 2: So let's listen.

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Speaker 3: What you're doing at the Haunted House. Can I interview you?

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Speaker 3: Can you talk? Are you dead? I'm the head nurse

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Speaker 3: of the Mud. My name is Midrid knights in Hell.

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Speaker 1: I was born in nineteen twenty eight and I've been

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Speaker 3: Wait, this is where at the morgue? You never left here?

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Speaker 4: I've never left the mud?

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Speaker 3: Okay?

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Speaker 5: Uh?

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Speaker 3: Were you married? Did you have a boyfriend?

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Speaker 2: Uh?

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Speaker 3: What do I ask a ghost?

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Speaker 4: I find solace and the dead bodies inside?

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Speaker 3: You actually do sound like an ex girlfriend of mine. Possibly? Okay, well,

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Speaker 3: how do you go today? Okay, you know what, I'm

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Speaker 3: gonna end this interview and run for my life. Which way.

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Speaker 2: That was the cattle product?

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Speaker 3: Guess? Yeah? Yeah, that was her cute to try to

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Speaker 3: kill me.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, you shouldn't turn down a flesh eating zombie.

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Speaker 5: Well, I'm figuring what happened was when she asked me

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Speaker 3: I'm alive, everybody.

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Speaker 2: It feels nice, though, get hit on, even by the undead.

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Speaker 3: It's about you.

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Speaker 6: Think they're ever like picky on who they want to kill,

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Speaker 6: Like yeah that one, look at that booty like that.

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Speaker 1: I don't think they want the ones with the biggest brains.

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Speaker 2: Smart guys. I know it's not very our type on

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Speaker 3: What you're doing at the haunted house? Trying to get

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Speaker 6: Yeah, and is that working so far?

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Speaker 2: I mean, uh yeah, I mean I'm cold.

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Speaker 3: But no scared. The people walking around and got a

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Speaker 3: none of it.

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Speaker 5: Oh, I mean, I guess I don't know what to expect.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I like the sounds of a Chainsawso you like the sounds?

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, you watch scary movie? No, what of

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Speaker 3: the chainsaw Masacre?

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Speaker 6: That guy? Who have you seen that movie? You love chainsaw?

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Speaker 3: I know, No, I haven't. No, I've did a few

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Speaker 3: of the psycho killers. Well that's about it.

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Speaker 6: I'm trying to ask you if there's any cue scary

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know that's Tad Bundy on the Spotfron.

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Speaker 6: Thing really messed with my head because of the original,

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Speaker 6: the original who Okay, but did you just say a

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Speaker 3: Okay?

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Speaker 5: She tried to be like, oh, the new movie, like

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Speaker 5: the zach Efron.

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Speaker 3: She's like, no, no original guy. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So she has a choice to go out with zach

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Speaker 1: Efron or the actual Ted Bundy, and she's like, give

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Speaker 1: me Ted.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Can I guess? Was she there by herself? Alexis?

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Speaker 3: No, No, she scared friend.

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Speaker 6: Next she did very timid quiet fell. All right, I

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Speaker 6: can see why you'd be scared to be with her anywhere. Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 6: Probably a happy hour too.

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Speaker 3: Your chainsaw. Let's walk towards it. I'm just gonna ask

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Speaker 4: The Haunted House trying to get scared?

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Speaker 3: Okay? And we're kind of not at the Hanted House.

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Speaker 3: We're on a separate Haunted maze.

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Speaker 4: You guys were saying, Yeah, it's amazed. It's a separate edition.

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Speaker 4: It's like ten bucks.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so what makes it like haunted and scary? I've

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Speaker 4: I don't know. It's our first time too, so we'll

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Speaker 4: find out.

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Speaker 3: Oh he seemed pretty calm. Yeah, is anybody scared?

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Speaker 1: Guy?

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Speaker 3: Are you scared?

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Speaker 4: I'm scared.

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Speaker 2: I'm scared.

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Speaker 3: What are you scared of?

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Speaker 4: I'm scared of everything. I was scared of jump scares.

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Speaker 3: What else?

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Speaker 5: Uh?

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Speaker 4: Just jump scares.

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Speaker 3: That's it. That's it. You weren't even scared of mazes.

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Speaker 4: I'm not scared amazes.

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Speaker 3: You're scared of puzzles. I could see like, oh.

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Speaker 4: Man, I'm not smart, like you don't want to know,

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Speaker 4: but I'm just.

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Speaker 2: Trying to follow.

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Speaker 1: He looked like he was dumbs You're like, oh, this

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Speaker 5: I got to that point. I was like, they're not

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Speaker 6: Why do so many people go to haunted houses that

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Speaker 3: Does it test there? Like maybe I will this time.

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Speaker 6: You guys didn't interview one person that was like I'm terrified.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they're all there for dates and to hook up

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Speaker 1: with the hernie zombies that are hitting on you in line.

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Speaker 6: I see today was a scared Yeah, that's.

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Speaker 1: What you're doing at the haunted house. We got your

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