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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season one, thirteen, Episode

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Speaker 1: one of Dirt Daily Night Geist, the production of I

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Speaker 1: Heart Radio. This is a podcast we take a deep

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Speaker 1: dive into America's share consciousness, take a slurp for that ship,

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Speaker 1: and say, officially off the top, fuck the Koch Brothers

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Speaker 1: and fuck Fox News. It's Monday, December sixteen, two thousand nine. Team.

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Speaker 1: My name is Jack O'Brien a k oh Jack Sweaty

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Speaker 1: is a fat bambaalamb but wear diapers on his back.

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Speaker 1: Fam Ba lamba. That is courtesy of Trait Gang uh.

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Speaker 1: And also I did that at a live show like

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Speaker 1: a year ago, but we never released our live shows.

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Speaker 1: You gotta come see us to hear the aks we

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Speaker 1: do there and I'm thrilled to be joined as always

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Speaker 1: by my co host Mr Miles boom bump boom boom

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Speaker 1: and Sane and the Mamgrand You remember that, Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: remember that insane When insane got no brain, We've got

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Speaker 1: no brain. Can probably not be able to leave because

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Speaker 1: there live because the central nervous is would be useless. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so go back to the drawing board. Be real, but

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Speaker 1: that one is from Annasultis. In the beginning of that

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Speaker 1: song was the drop for all like shitty morning radio things.

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Speaker 1: What's the matter? I say, don't you know I'm loco

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Speaker 1: and then be like, also shout out to Nicotis okay,

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Speaker 1: because you're your girl. I live, she loves huh. Yeah, wow,

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Speaker 1: we're doing we're doing requests like that. Now, Well, you

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Speaker 1: know somebody morning radio, somebody you know when people reach

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Speaker 1: out on behalf of their loved ones, you know, like

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Speaker 1: a very touching thing happened with me and her majesty.

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Speaker 1: I understand the power of a significant other making out

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Speaker 1: to those It's a beautiful I'm not hating it. I'm

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Speaker 1: just saying it. I was produces us to the level

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Speaker 1: of Morning Zoo Radio. Well, that would be I mean

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Speaker 1: they get paid more. So yeah, I think. Well, we're

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Speaker 1: thrilled to be joined in our third seat by the

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Speaker 1: hilarious and talented comedian and film expert Caitlin Durante. H

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Speaker 1: More Anagram, you have more, always have names too malleable.

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Speaker 1: How is it possible that your name is that perfect

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Speaker 1: for antagram? That's name in the world. Everyone name your children. Caitlinant,

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Speaker 1: it's very grandmable. Most people say grammable meaning Instagram, but

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about in you have a grammable name. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Here are today's today's anagrams for Caitlin Durante indict a

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Speaker 1: real nut, speaking of Boris John serious, a real nut.

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Speaker 1: I mean they're even topical. Didn't kill himself a second?

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Speaker 1: All right, we will? Oh my goodness, I apologize, I apologize.

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Speaker 1: Uh and this one is um Iranian Ted cult. I

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Speaker 1: don't know if that means Iranians were addicted to dead

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Speaker 1: a cult. Not sure, open to interpretation. Yeah, and those

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Speaker 1: We are thrilled to heavy here mutes are mostly mutes?

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Speaker 1: Are Is that because he's mostly or she's mostly a linger?

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Speaker 1: I don't know the origins of their handle. You don't

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Speaker 1: know the origins of all your followers handles. What's wrong

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Speaker 1: with you? Really? Uh? Well, ship, We're gonna get to

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Speaker 1: know you a little bit better in a moment. First,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna tell our listeners a couple of things. We're

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Speaker 1: talking about. Uh, kill it, cam kill not feeling these dinosaurs.

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Speaker 1: It's not believe in them. I don't know, very skeptical. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so Cameron, for people who don't remember, if you're not

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Speaker 1: a big hip hop head, do you a song, oh boy?

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Speaker 1: Or yeah, okay from from Rock from the Rock dip set,

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Speaker 1: anybody anyway that he was on a podcast. Just this

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Speaker 1: clip will warm your heart, because I mean, for somebody

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Speaker 1: with lyrics like his, I mean the man who said, man,

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Speaker 1: you can be really good at one thing. Hey, yo,

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Speaker 1: about miss McConnell, the Cameron of the Senate. I don't know,

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Speaker 1: no no real relation between those two stories. But he's

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Speaker 1: he's an asshole speaking the preparing America for a sham

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Speaker 1: trial or actually speaking of impeachment. Another camera lyric, get

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Speaker 1: ahead with the lights on, lights out. I used to

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Speaker 1: drop Lewinsky off at the White House. Hello. He was

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Speaker 1: like he was a half joke rapper before people really

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Speaker 1: the effect of screens on these kids these days. Uh yeah,

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Speaker 1: Is because I'm an old man. I was telling Miles

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Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about Pepsi cafe. These drink manufacturers stay

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Speaker 1: None of them have ever been success good. Well, we

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Speaker 1: were not taste testing it. We're just looking as been

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Speaker 1: I wonder if somebody in HR at either Campbell soup

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Speaker 1: a lot when guys I think it's time to can

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Speaker 1: this whole department. Yeah, they're like, yeah, a lot of

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Speaker 1: people's lives are gonna be ruined. Yeah. But you hear

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Speaker 1: what I said, file for unemployment. We heard you were

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Speaker 1: going to union eys. Uh. We're gonna talk about the

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Speaker 1: AI revolution, uh, because that that is something we've been

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Speaker 1: hearing about for years. The AI is gonna come in. Uh.

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Speaker 1: You know, the robots took over manufacturing. AI is about

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Speaker 1: it's being overstated, and what it's doing is papering over

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Speaker 1: the fact that these massive companies are exploiting the ship

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Speaker 1: the exploitative practices of your Amazon's, your Facebook's. We're gonna

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Speaker 1: talk about some fast food promotions for the holidays. There's well,

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Speaker 1: there's just brand. There's so many branded things. It's I mean,

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Speaker 1: They tried Game of Thrones, they tried the Civil War,

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Speaker 1: to what we'll explain what is uh? And then we're

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Speaker 1: gonna look at Home Alone the reboot and also Home

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Speaker 1: Alone the Ridge, the Holiday Classic, because there's some hidden

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Speaker 1: It's just it's dirty. Yeah, it's like a conservative Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And they're dirty because they're poor, right of course, it's

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Speaker 1: What is something, Caitlin from your search history that's revealing

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Speaker 1: about who you are? I googled the phrase platonic fan

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Speaker 1: erotic fan like just straight up hardcore shippery shipping. Yeah yeah,

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Speaker 1: a work of fan fiction that was like a crime

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Speaker 1: solving detective novel with Joe Biden and Barack Obama. Platonic. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be where your friends with Natalie? Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: what do you Natalie up to? We're just like going

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Speaker 1: We're just like going on a crusade to smash the

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Speaker 1: it started like just a friendship of two creative people

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Speaker 1: just saying that you gotta you gotta let them know.

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Speaker 1: Moby's Restaurant first. Yeah. Yeah, smash some plates. Yeah, do

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Speaker 1: a thing where every day. To God, this guy who

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Speaker 1: we dated and then he's like, oh, hey, everything everything's

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Speaker 1: like she had a email exchange with that like got

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Speaker 1: published and people Jonathan uh Staff from FORERU and he

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Speaker 1: tonically romantically. That's tough, because can you smash the patriarchy

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Speaker 1: for you don't know what's going on? Doing for Natalie,

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Speaker 1: she said she wanted you to walk up first, sign this,

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Speaker 1: driver's seat, I'm sure you'll have witnesses too. So uh,

421
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:36,880
Speaker 1: they and even the President wants to see witnesses brought

422
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:39,199
Speaker 1: for He wants a long trial because he thinks he

423
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:43,480
Speaker 1: did nothing wrong, because he doesn't understand how laws work

424
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:46,000
Speaker 1: or how his what his job is supposed to be.

425
00:27:46,359 --> 00:27:50,719
Speaker 1: Even but Mr McConnell, it sounds like, because there's like

426
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:56,159
Speaker 1: so much confusion as to how to conduct this sham trial,

427
00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:58,840
Speaker 1: it sounds like he just wants to like head down,

428
00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:03,359
Speaker 1: ram it through. Oh there's no interest they of in

429
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:09,520
Speaker 1: having anything resembling any kind of trial. Uh. The things

430
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:12,480
Speaker 1: that Mitch McConnell was saying, for example, everything I do

431
00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:15,640
Speaker 1: during this, I'm coordinating with the White House Council. There

432
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:18,040
Speaker 1: will be no difference between the President's position in our

433
00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:20,480
Speaker 1: position as of how to handle this to the extent

434
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:23,840
Speaker 1: that we can, So there will be no difference. So

435
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:27,760
Speaker 1: they're saying I'm going to work longside the White House

436
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:32,000
Speaker 1: to do whatever they like, whatever you like, what kind

437
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:35,439
Speaker 1: of trial would you like, whatever you like, a sham trial,

438
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,000
Speaker 1: And I don't think there's going to be. So everything

439
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:39,960
Speaker 1: that's going to happen is in coordination with the White House,

440
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:43,400
Speaker 1: their lawyers. And again the really the real big chunk

441
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:45,840
Speaker 1: where you realize where this is going. I mean, we

442
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:47,280
Speaker 1: always knew it was gonna be a sham, but he

443
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:50,320
Speaker 1: said there's no chance Trump will be removed from office.

444
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:54,360
Speaker 1: No chance, not on my watch. So you know, all

445
00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:57,120
Speaker 1: those process complaints that were coming out of the Republicans

446
00:28:57,160 --> 00:29:00,840
Speaker 1: in the House during the two phases, the Intel Committee

447
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:03,640
Speaker 1: and the Judiciary Committee. Um, I don't think they'll so

448
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:06,680
Speaker 1: suddenly be like, oh yeah process, No, we're just we

449
00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:09,160
Speaker 1: just we just to play that argument when we're on

450
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:12,240
Speaker 1: the other side of it, because we're completely disingenuous in it.

451
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:16,240
Speaker 1: So forty seven point four percent currently according to polls,

452
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:21,720
Speaker 1: support the president being impeached and removed from office. Point

453
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:26,080
Speaker 1: eight percent don't support that. Uh, And so he's like

454
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:30,920
Speaker 1: clear cut where we gotta not remove him, there's no chance. Yeah,

455
00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:35,440
Speaker 1: it's just it all comes back to the Senate and

456
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:38,600
Speaker 1: like this weird. You know the fact that there are

457
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:42,120
Speaker 1: two votes in Wyoming and two votes in California and

458
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:47,120
Speaker 1: two votes in Kentucky. Like it doesn't it's a it's

459
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:50,400
Speaker 1: a fucked up system that doesn't make any sense. Well,

460
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:52,920
Speaker 1: and at this point it's not even there's no semblance

461
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:55,800
Speaker 1: of a system that functions anymore because you have all

462
00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:59,240
Speaker 1: the Republicans are they're completely all in for the president.

463
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,240
Speaker 1: I know there was a fantasy period where we're like,

464
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:04,120
Speaker 1: is it are they going to figure out? Like if

465
00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:07,120
Speaker 1: he's going to completely toxify the party and they can

466
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:10,000
Speaker 1: no longer operate, But it seems like now, like we

467
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,800
Speaker 1: were saying, I think off Mike, the Democrats problem is

468
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:15,400
Speaker 1: they use the break too much on ship. We don't

469
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:18,480
Speaker 1: know about that. Don't go too fast, don't don't don't

470
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:20,360
Speaker 1: too much progress, you know when put people off, and

471
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:23,440
Speaker 1: Republicans just don't use the break at all. They're fucking

472
00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:26,440
Speaker 1: they're flooring it. They're like, you know what, we're hoping

473
00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:29,200
Speaker 1: Trump because we'll we'll we'll un till the wheels come off,

474
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:31,640
Speaker 1: We'll ride this ship out. And this makes it clear,

475
00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:34,400
Speaker 1: and I think that's what's so frightening too, especially with

476
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:36,760
Speaker 1: Mike huck Albe even trying to say that the twenty

477
00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:39,520
Speaker 1: second Amendment like might not apply to Trump and he

478
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:41,960
Speaker 1: deserves a third term and ship when you have these

479
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:44,440
Speaker 1: kinds of goons in there, I can imagine where they

480
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:47,320
Speaker 1: would begin arguing whether or not the twenty second Amendment

481
00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:51,000
Speaker 1: in the Constitution is valid or applicable because they know

482
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:55,440
Speaker 1: that's how they keep this guy in. But again, this

483
00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:57,640
Speaker 1: is why we all need to really keep our focus

484
00:30:57,680 --> 00:31:00,880
Speaker 1: on the election, because aside from our semblance of a

485
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:03,040
Speaker 1: legal system, I don't really see that functioning as well.

486
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:06,920
Speaker 1: Um So, turnout is the first dimension, and then who

487
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:09,880
Speaker 1: knows after that if they choose to invalidate the votes

488
00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:11,880
Speaker 1: of the people, if that's where we're going with this,

489
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:16,520
Speaker 1: And as the House Democrats have pointed out, what this

490
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:21,000
Speaker 1: essentially means, what the Republicans are essentially saying is we

491
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:24,600
Speaker 1: want him to be able to cheat at another election

492
00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:29,160
Speaker 1: so that this next election, you know, keep your fucking

493
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:32,800
Speaker 1: eyes peel people are going to have to try and

494
00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:36,400
Speaker 1: get somebody elected against somebody who's openly cheating. Yeah. So,

495
00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:40,240
Speaker 1: and also when you have a Senate majority leader and

496
00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:43,720
Speaker 1: miss McConnell, who will refuses to do bring up any

497
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:47,360
Speaker 1: bills on election security to a vote to actually, you know,

498
00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:53,640
Speaker 1: bolster our election security will be cool. It's a very

499
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:57,120
Speaker 1: fucked up, very specific type of kleptocracy where it's like

500
00:31:57,880 --> 00:32:00,880
Speaker 1: they have stolen the reins of hour and are just

501
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:04,440
Speaker 1: you know, cheating and doing whatever they possibly can to

502
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:09,680
Speaker 1: stay in power. Yeah. Uh, let's talk about screens. Yeah,

503
00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:14,080
Speaker 1: this is a it's interesting uh study uh in the

504
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:24,600
Speaker 1: Canadian Journal of Psychiatry. Uh boy, I respect them like science,

505
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:29,640
Speaker 1: science not don't try and uh So what they did

506
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:32,960
Speaker 1: was they looked at around like thirty kids that they

507
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:37,280
Speaker 1: were serving annually between seventh and tenth grade UM, and

508
00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:39,480
Speaker 1: they wanted to they they're like, they wanted the kids

509
00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:41,920
Speaker 1: to self report time they spend in front of a

510
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:45,600
Speaker 1: digital screen. UM. So you know, and specifically stuff that's

511
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:47,400
Speaker 1: like how much time are you doing looking at social

512
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:51,080
Speaker 1: media or television or video games or computers. And what

513
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:56,000
Speaker 1: it shows is that UM social media use and television

514
00:32:56,080 --> 00:33:00,640
Speaker 1: use and computer use predicted more severe symptoms of anxiety.

515
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:02,880
Speaker 1: The UM like they had a higher than average frequency

516
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:05,880
Speaker 1: or people had Sorry. They found that the students who

517
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:08,680
Speaker 1: had a higher than average frequency of social media use,

518
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:14,240
Speaker 1: TV watching, and computer use predicted more severe symptoms of anxiety.

519
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:17,520
Speaker 1: And also in a separate study with the same data,

520
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:20,160
Speaker 1: they're saying that the higher than average frequency of social

521
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:23,480
Speaker 1: media and television viewing predicted more severe symptoms of depression

522
00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:26,560
Speaker 1: over that same time period. Video games they were that

523
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:30,120
Speaker 1: wasn't quite there, like in terms of like a contributor.

524
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:32,959
Speaker 1: What they're suspecting is that they found out that se

525
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:36,360
Speaker 1: of the teens that they were surveying in this said

526
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:40,040
Speaker 1: that they played video games with a friend or online.

527
00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:43,360
Speaker 1: So video games have increasingly, with online play, become more

528
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:45,680
Speaker 1: of a social activity than you know, back when we

529
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:48,840
Speaker 1: was doing it, blowing on the cartridge by ourselves, reading

530
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:51,400
Speaker 1: Nintendo Power, trying to beat the Robin Hood Prince of

531
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:57,720
Speaker 1: Thieves game, it was hard. Oh yeah, the Kevin Costmer movie. Yes,

532
00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:02,040
Speaker 1: everything back there. Uh remember the Christmas I got there

533
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:04,520
Speaker 1: in sixty four. I spent like a week in my

534
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:08,000
Speaker 1: basement just trying to beat Mario and then I was

535
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:11,279
Speaker 1: like actually depressed after that, Like I was like, oh,

536
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:14,200
Speaker 1: that was my life. That was like a dark moment

537
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:17,239
Speaker 1: in my life. And that's when I basically stopped playing

538
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:19,320
Speaker 1: video games. Wow, you had that kind of self control

539
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:21,560
Speaker 1: where like, you know what, young Jack, Yeah, it's not

540
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:24,719
Speaker 1: for you. Yeah, I don't care if a rumble pack

541
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:27,440
Speaker 1: just came out, not picking it up. So yeah, I

542
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:30,200
Speaker 1: mean I think that's I think that's exactly it. I mean,

543
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:36,480
Speaker 1: the social media, the technology that is separating us is like,

544
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:39,040
Speaker 1: that's we're not meant to be separate. We're not meant

545
00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:41,880
Speaker 1: to be individuals, like as a species. Well that and

546
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:44,400
Speaker 1: also the thing but they're I think where this study

547
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:47,160
Speaker 1: is gonna pivot to is now the content, right, because

548
00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:50,279
Speaker 1: now they've said, okay, video games regardless aren't necessarily a

549
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:53,120
Speaker 1: contributing factor. Okay, so what are these people now seeing

550
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:56,759
Speaker 1: on social media, TV and on the computer, Um, that

551
00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:59,280
Speaker 1: is a contributing to that. And I'm sure it's plenty

552
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:03,799
Speaker 1: of you know, these influencer mirage barrage you get on

553
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:07,600
Speaker 1: your fucking phone and living comparatively as a team, probably

554
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:10,320
Speaker 1: fucking up your self esteem because you're like this person's

555
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:20,440
Speaker 1: seventeen has nine ferraris or whatever. Yeah, yeah, did you

556
00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:26,080
Speaker 1: look for verse ferra I haven't even seen uh ninety four.

557
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:29,239
Speaker 1: I could only afford this accord uh that. Yeah, and

558
00:35:29,239 --> 00:35:32,400
Speaker 1: I think that's just right a rap musical today because

559
00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:36,680
Speaker 1: you're this one's for Melissa Ford ninety four. I could

560
00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:39,440
Speaker 1: only afford this accord um. Yeah, And I think that

561
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:42,440
Speaker 1: it really is it's the comparative lifestyle because I think

562
00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:45,920
Speaker 1: that's really what a lot of our uh self esteem

563
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:48,080
Speaker 1: and self worth issues come out of that, or at least,

564
00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:51,000
Speaker 1: you know, super ramped up. In this age of all

565
00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:54,040
Speaker 1: this lifestyle content, we see the things that were like

566
00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:58,319
Speaker 1: holding up and elevating as like the bestard top or whatever, um,

567
00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:01,439
Speaker 1: and also combined with like what are like financial like

568
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:05,560
Speaker 1: possibilities are makes a fucking weird ask place to live in,

569
00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:10,160
Speaker 1: especially if your kidd children, so like, yeah, easily influenced,

570
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:13,560
Speaker 1: still impressionable. Yeah, Like, well this person has nine million likes,

571
00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:15,960
Speaker 1: it has a six pack. What then am I supposed

572
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:17,239
Speaker 1: to do? You know what I mean? And I think

573
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:20,480
Speaker 1: it's weird because you really do have this odd quantifiable

574
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:25,920
Speaker 1: way of like measuring shit. Now. It's it's like the

575
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:29,719
Speaker 1: young people today, I have higher anxiety, higher depression than

576
00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:35,640
Speaker 1: ever before. It's absolutely the social media, the commodification of

577
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:40,239
Speaker 1: things that like all of the negative aspects of interacting

578
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:43,719
Speaker 1: with our peers have been like just put into a

579
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:47,120
Speaker 1: capsule and like put onto these social media things and

580
00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:50,680
Speaker 1: like they replace other forms of interacting with the appears well.

581
00:36:50,719 --> 00:36:52,200
Speaker 1: I think in a lot of the people who are

582
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:54,359
Speaker 1: behind the study were saying, like, you know, we get it.

583
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:57,680
Speaker 1: Prior to this, most parents are thinking like illegal drug

584
00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:00,000
Speaker 1: use or safe sex and things like that, or things

585
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:01,880
Speaker 1: is that they need to be really talking about with

586
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:04,640
Speaker 1: their kids versus who do you who are you following

587
00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:06,040
Speaker 1: on there? What are you looking at? How does this

588
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:08,680
Speaker 1: ship make you feel? Because that's they're realizing this is

589
00:37:08,719 --> 00:37:12,040
Speaker 1: a huge contributor to the sort of mental welfare of

590
00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:14,759
Speaker 1: a lot of these younger people, um when they're doing

591
00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:19,879
Speaker 1: less drugs and having safer sex than any uh generation before.

592
00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:23,359
Speaker 1: There's another city that's saying something about like men or

593
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:26,600
Speaker 1: I think it's men who have like commitment fears and

594
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:30,600
Speaker 1: things like that tended to have more safe sex. Yeah, yeah,

595
00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:33,080
Speaker 1: because I think maybe because the ultimate commitment would be

596
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:36,040
Speaker 1: like having a child child, I could have that all

597
00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:37,799
Speaker 1: funked up. But I'm like, yeah, that could have been

598
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:43,640
Speaker 1: mere condoms doesn't work. That's say that I impregnated somebody

599
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:46,680
Speaker 1: there like that. That's actually scientifically not a real thing.

600
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:51,160
Speaker 1: You can do, what like wearing two condoms at once. Yeah,

601
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:55,320
Speaker 1: well it makes sense. Just because they said that in

602
00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:58,439
Speaker 1: Menace to Society does not mean yeah, you can't double

603
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:02,440
Speaker 1: bag it. Uh. Let's talk about Pepsi Cafe. Yeah. What

604
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:06,959
Speaker 1: it's a new cafe opening up from Yeah. Uh yeah,

605
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:15,360
Speaker 1: half coffee half half cafe cafe, half pepsi, half coffee

606
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:19,600
Speaker 1: twice the caffeine of regular Pepsi. Did they not hear

607
00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:24,360
Speaker 1: my overrated? Yeah, guys, they do. You remember Pepsi kna

608
00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:27,120
Speaker 1: It came out in the mid nineties. I remember when

609
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:29,759
Speaker 1: that came out and I was like, oh maybe, I mean,

610
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:31,759
Speaker 1: I wasn't really drinking caffeine, but I tried it because

611
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:33,239
Speaker 1: I had a little, you know, a little pocket money.

612
00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:37,160
Speaker 1: I went to seven eleven, uh, and it was god awful. Yeah.

613
00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:40,760
Speaker 1: They had Pepsi black or something like that, or black

614
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:43,480
Speaker 1: coke black maybe yeah, yeah, because coke has one I

615
00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:46,719
Speaker 1: think right now too not good. Yeah. There are people

616
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:50,480
Speaker 1: who absolutely like ride hard for this, like who like

617
00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:53,640
Speaker 1: it just like fits their taste buds for whatever reason,

618
00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:57,120
Speaker 1: to mix calfe or Coca cola coffee. Yeah, and all

619
00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:59,560
Speaker 1: those people work at Pepsi and coke because they have

620
00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:03,279
Speaker 1: been wishing so hard on this ship right there. All

621
00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:06,200
Speaker 1: they every day they literally drink. But I've had social

622
00:39:06,239 --> 00:39:08,399
Speaker 1: media interactions with people who are like, no, you gotta

623
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:10,239
Speaker 1: try this, man, I know you're into caffeine and like

624
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:12,879
Speaker 1: this stuff so good, Like I I bought up all

625
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:17,759
Speaker 1: the supply, like you know, yeah, yeah, I mean you

626
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:21,239
Speaker 1: have two flavors. I think one is just coffee and

627
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:24,719
Speaker 1: the other's vanilla. Uh. My thing is like, would you

628
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:28,720
Speaker 1: put like cream in this right, which means you're putting

629
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:32,359
Speaker 1: cream in pepsi and that's disgusting. I don't know. Part

630
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:34,520
Speaker 1: of me thinks like when I look at it, I'm like,

631
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:37,319
Speaker 1: it's coffee in my mind, and cream that up a

632
00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:40,320
Speaker 1: little bit, cream it up? Could you imagine being like

633
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:43,040
Speaker 1: like carbonated soda? And then you're like, can I get

634
00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:45,560
Speaker 1: little half in half? This no one of one of

635
00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:49,040
Speaker 1: my favorite uh little recipes. This is what I thought

636
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:53,080
Speaker 1: was how like the equivalent of being a cook when

637
00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:57,680
Speaker 1: I was a kid was every holiday for my family's

638
00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:01,960
Speaker 1: like holiday party, I would make holiday punch, which is

639
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:06,720
Speaker 1: half spright, half orange juice and a carton of vanilla

640
00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:12,080
Speaker 1: ice cream. Oh wow, which is good that that sounds

641
00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:14,919
Speaker 1: like one of those orange cream Yeah, it is kind

642
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:18,719
Speaker 1: of like that punch. Yeah, but it's just it's just

643
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:23,400
Speaker 1: adding cream to soda cream soda and orange juice. Yeah,

644
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:26,239
Speaker 1: very strange. Was it good? It was? I thought it

645
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:28,320
Speaker 1: was like the best thing I've ever in your family?

646
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:32,160
Speaker 1: How many years consecutively did you concoct make this concoction?

647
00:40:32,239 --> 00:40:34,719
Speaker 1: Probably like three or four? Yeah, what are you gonna

648
00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:38,760
Speaker 1: come through? And bless the studio was Dayton Ohio felt

649
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:42,400
Speaker 1: the power, felt the pop of my holiday punch? What

650
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:45,799
Speaker 1: are the amounts? One? Two? Leader Spright Yeah one? I

651
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:48,200
Speaker 1: think it was too actually in a giant punch ball.

652
00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:51,960
Speaker 1: And then I was definitely a bigger fan. No, just

653
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:55,520
Speaker 1: straight up. I was definitely a bigger fan than anybody else.

654
00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:58,839
Speaker 1: I remember when I was a kid, I would like

655
00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:01,560
Speaker 1: make sauces to a company, a thing my like mom

656
00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:05,000
Speaker 1: or dad would make. I actually got it from the cookbook,

657
00:41:05,239 --> 00:41:07,040
Speaker 1: Like we had some of those have you ever seen

658
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:09,240
Speaker 1: those Reddit threads or like we did this on Cracked

659
00:41:09,239 --> 00:41:12,480
Speaker 1: where we look back at seventies cookbooks, like so this

660
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:15,800
Speaker 1: was from a seventies cookbook that had like jello mold

661
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:19,319
Speaker 1: with fish and banana, like like that, you know, like

662
00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:23,560
Speaker 1: just the grossest, like white people from the sixties and

663
00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:29,279
Speaker 1: seventies cookbooks were a complete disaster. M hmm. Someone I

664
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:32,120
Speaker 1: know made like had like gatorade salad or something, the

665
00:41:33,239 --> 00:41:36,799
Speaker 1: gatorade orange chicken where you use orange gatorade from the

666
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:41,680
Speaker 1: episode of I Forget. I was telling me some bizarre

667
00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:45,080
Speaker 1: holiday dish involving gatorade, and I was like how, and

668
00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:50,719
Speaker 1: she's like, my family lives in Virginia. Okay, come on,

669
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:55,040
Speaker 1: shout out to Virginia. They yeah, I'm not if Hey,

670
00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:57,160
Speaker 1: look if you have also as I get, hit me

671
00:41:57,239 --> 00:42:01,120
Speaker 1: up with bizarro holiday dishes that or unique to your family.

672
00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:05,479
Speaker 1: Southern Uh, Southern cooking can be a lot of fun.

673
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:10,719
Speaker 1: One of my friends makes hash hash brown salad or

674
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:13,160
Speaker 1: hash brown pie or something like that, and it's just

675
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:19,320
Speaker 1: just buttered hash brown like cheese. It is so fucking good.

676
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:23,200
Speaker 1: Shout out to the South, Shout out to cardiologists. All right,

677
00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:24,960
Speaker 1: we're gonna take a quick break. We'll be right back,

678
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:39,719
Speaker 1: and we're back. And speaking of cardiologists, fast food is

679
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:44,480
Speaker 1: finding new ways to promote itself. We talked about KFC

680
00:42:44,719 --> 00:42:47,360
Speaker 1: and basically how their marketing plan is like just do

681
00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:50,640
Speaker 1: wacky ship. People are gonna start talking about it and

682
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:55,120
Speaker 1: boom boot brand recognition. Last year, I remember talking about

683
00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:58,120
Speaker 1: the fire log that they released because it's very limited

684
00:42:58,120 --> 00:43:00,239
Speaker 1: a dish okay, And this one was the one that

685
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:03,640
Speaker 1: said it had all the It smells like worms, worms

686
00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:08,399
Speaker 1: and spurses, herbs and spices, worms, worms in space. So

687
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:11,319
Speaker 1: now they've gone to the masses and you can get

688
00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:14,480
Speaker 1: this ship. Also, I've been I've seen a few reviews

689
00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:17,600
Speaker 1: that are mixed. Some people say it vaguely smells like it,

690
00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:20,880
Speaker 1: some people smell. People say smells a lot like fried chicken.

691
00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:24,600
Speaker 1: Others say it doesn't smell like anything at all. Okay, well,

692
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:27,760
Speaker 1: but those are not the Like, the worst case scenario

693
00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:30,600
Speaker 1: for this is that it just makes your how smell

694
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:33,040
Speaker 1: like you just ate a bucket of fried chicken or

695
00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:38,000
Speaker 1: like that. Yeah, yeah, I mean like that. Making a

696
00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:40,960
Speaker 1: car smell like fast food is not a thing you want,

697
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:45,160
Speaker 1: like you know, yeah, that's why fast food over a

698
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:48,200
Speaker 1: trash can in the parking lot of the fast food restaurant,

699
00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:51,520
Speaker 1: or you just roll all your windows down, just blasting

700
00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:55,160
Speaker 1: on the highway. Yeah, I don't know, And then Jamie

701
00:43:55,239 --> 00:43:57,879
Speaker 1: Loftus would be happy Becau. Dunkin Donuts isn't on this too,

702
00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:01,480
Speaker 1: peppermin scented wrapping paper, a lot of wrapping papers. I

703
00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:05,319
Speaker 1: don't associate Dunkin Donuts with anything, yea, do they have

704
00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:10,560
Speaker 1: a peppermint something? Not anything that's like notable minty fresh

705
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:15,520
Speaker 1: Dunkin Donuts, that's not I associate them with coffee and

706
00:44:16,239 --> 00:44:20,480
Speaker 1: glazed donuts tops and maybe in Boston, what's the thing

707
00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:26,080
Speaker 1: called coolatta Coolatta? Yeah, coolatas uh And then also but

708
00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:28,520
Speaker 1: here's okay, Look, as I was saying, I didn't like

709
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:33,759
Speaker 1: they're dunking Dunkin Donuts wrapping paper Taco Bella. But on

710
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:36,400
Speaker 1: the other hand, I scented wrapping paper that smells like

711
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:40,360
Speaker 1: a crunch wrap supreme and all the like the wrapping

712
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:43,240
Speaker 1: papers different. It's like macro shots of like the ground

713
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:46,759
Speaker 1: quote unquote beef or the tortilla or that what I

714
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:50,040
Speaker 1: would have made a lot of highlighting. But yeah, it

715
00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:54,680
Speaker 1: still looks good. It was an exclusive for Canada and

716
00:44:54,719 --> 00:44:59,760
Speaker 1: that ship sold out like immediately, right. I actually really

717
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:03,560
Speaker 1: like my favorite thing about this is the tortilla print

718
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:08,680
Speaker 1: wrapping paper, because because you know, you wrap your Taco

719
00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:14,479
Speaker 1: bell food in tortilla so that actually makes the most

720
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:19,040
Speaker 1: sense out of anything. It's tortilla wrapping paper. Um yeah,

721
00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:23,360
Speaker 1: I guess uh. The people of Canada really respect the

722
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:26,120
Speaker 1: brand of Taco Bell. Yeah, and like the reviews where

723
00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:28,960
Speaker 1: people like they were like glowing reviews, like the the

724
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:33,440
Speaker 1: actual paper was incredibly detailed and felt very premium. Graphics

725
00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:35,799
Speaker 1: were all very crisp, and this didn't look cheap at all.

726
00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:39,880
Speaker 1: Is this just Canada being polite? Yeah? Maybe, like actually

727
00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:43,440
Speaker 1: it sucks, but yeah, in my mind, even though as

728
00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:45,400
Speaker 1: I write this down it says it's wonderful, it's like

729
00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:48,000
Speaker 1: this is a fucking hell fire of a wrapping paper.

730
00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:50,680
Speaker 1: McDonald's just trying to get it on this. They have

731
00:45:50,719 --> 00:45:53,560
Speaker 1: like an online store with McDonald's ornaments and a sixty

732
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:58,160
Speaker 1: holiday sweater. Um, I don't does McDonald's have that brand loyalty?

733
00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:00,560
Speaker 1: I feel like everybody views McDonald's as a means to

734
00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:04,120
Speaker 1: an end. Yeah, yeah, not anymore? Right, Yeah, there's no

735
00:46:04,239 --> 00:46:07,239
Speaker 1: love affair with people. Aren't like, don't fucking go to

736
00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:10,120
Speaker 1: bat for McDonald's like me with Taco Bell or things

737
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:11,880
Speaker 1: like that. Where does they go wrong? They used to

738
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:14,200
Speaker 1: have all those Like I think it's the big songs

739
00:46:14,239 --> 00:46:20,439
Speaker 1: and stuff the like I don't know. My sister knew

740
00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:23,560
Speaker 1: it when I was like four. Yeah, there was no

741
00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:26,000
Speaker 1: it was like you named all these different like things.

742
00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:29,359
Speaker 1: It was like one of those uh hands, Oh yeah,

743
00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:31,920
Speaker 1: yeah it was Oh I don't remember either. Yeah, but

744
00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:34,759
Speaker 1: it was big maclay fish dead or that I just

745
00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:37,040
Speaker 1: had a big mac meal. I was like, I hadn't

746
00:46:37,080 --> 00:46:39,319
Speaker 1: eaten dinner all day. I was at like a bunch

747
00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:42,560
Speaker 1: of different things where I couldn't eat, stopped and had

748
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:48,040
Speaker 1: a big mac meal. That ship was so good, Like

749
00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:53,480
Speaker 1: everything was like, oh yeah, yeah, were so hot. Uh yeah,

750
00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:55,280
Speaker 1: I don't care. Remember the last time I ate McDonald's

751
00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:57,359
Speaker 1: in restaurant? Oh I didn't. I didn't need it. There's

752
00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:59,640
Speaker 1: always like a fifteen minute delay between me getting it

753
00:46:59,760 --> 00:47:01,640
Speaker 1: and then actually eating it. Like I said, I ate

754
00:47:01,719 --> 00:47:05,960
Speaker 1: it over a can in parking lot. Yeah. I mean,

755
00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:08,640
Speaker 1: I think it's because it's just too big of a brand,

756
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:11,080
Speaker 1: Like it's not like niche enough for people were like, yeah,

757
00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:13,640
Speaker 1: I know everybody talks about McDonald I guess it makes

758
00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:16,279
Speaker 1: sense that it was the eighties when everything was just

759
00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:19,600
Speaker 1: like people are just like capitalism shooting into my veins.

760
00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:23,600
Speaker 1: That trust this this moonfaced guy that was clearly conceived

761
00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:27,080
Speaker 1: on a coke binge. Uh yeah, yeah, because we're still

762
00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:30,680
Speaker 1: competing with the Soviet Union and so we were like,

763
00:47:30,719 --> 00:47:35,160
Speaker 1: in your face, we have mcdonald'ss this, this moon rides

764
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:38,239
Speaker 1: a jet ski. I had that toy from the Happy Meal. Yeah.

765
00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:42,239
Speaker 1: And also Popeyees just gave that out. There was like

766
00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:44,960
Speaker 1: one guy he's on a wave Runner or some ship.

767
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:47,040
Speaker 1: I remember that was like one of my bathtors. I'll

768
00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:50,520
Speaker 1: be like, yeah, get it man um that And I

769
00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:54,239
Speaker 1: remember they did like interchangeable like uh d C promotion,

770
00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:56,680
Speaker 1: where like the Tasmanian Devil was flash and I feel

771
00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:59,960
Speaker 1: like Daffy Duck was batman Um. And then also Pop

772
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:02,080
Speaker 1: Buys they're in on it. They're doing an ugly chicken

773
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:05,960
Speaker 1: sandwich sweater sold out in hours. Smells like the chicken sandwich.

774
00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:10,200
Speaker 1: Uh no, just smells like I think lead okay from

775
00:48:10,239 --> 00:48:14,520
Speaker 1: the hurried manufacturing process with no oversight. And then everyone

776
00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:17,120
Speaker 1: like White Castle has ugly sweaters, Red Lobster has like

777
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:21,160
Speaker 1: a fucking cheddar baby biscuit ugly sweater, Oreole has like yeah,

778
00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:26,240
Speaker 1: the red one really jumps out to me. A red Lobster.

779
00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:31,520
Speaker 1: I've been the red lobsters verifiably, uh, eleven years. It's

780
00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:37,360
Speaker 1: definitely being years from me. The sweaters, the sweater has

781
00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:41,600
Speaker 1: a little crawdads or no, those are lobsters. I guess

782
00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:44,440
Speaker 1: they're just sized to be the same size as shrimp.

783
00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:47,400
Speaker 1: But then there's the cheddar Bay biscuits. And there is

784
00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:51,359
Speaker 1: a little pouch on the front that uh, they have

785
00:48:51,719 --> 00:48:56,520
Speaker 1: in the picture demonstrating it used to store cheddar Bay biscuits.

786
00:48:56,560 --> 00:49:02,959
Speaker 1: Like and here's the pouch. Liked your loose jeddar Bay biscuits. Yeah, yes,

787
00:49:03,239 --> 00:49:06,719
Speaker 1: it's a red lobster. I mean, I'll get it. I

788
00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:09,560
Speaker 1: feel like I want to go back to red lobsters still,

789
00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:11,840
Speaker 1: I still want to go to Buccada Beppo, you and

790
00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:17,560
Speaker 1: Jamie where that's still happening. That's that's the giant Martini

791
00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:20,319
Speaker 1: glass with lamari ye. But you gotta get the you

792
00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:23,040
Speaker 1: gotta get the big size because as I've been shamed

793
00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:24,840
Speaker 1: many times when I complained it didn't come with the

794
00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:27,440
Speaker 1: Martini glass, like, oh, that's actually like the larger size,

795
00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:29,839
Speaker 1: And I'm like, well, can you bring me how about

796
00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:32,239
Speaker 1: we do this over and you bring it in a

797
00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:36,879
Speaker 1: Martini glass. Also, ranch filled stockings from hidden Valley. Yeah,

798
00:49:37,160 --> 00:49:39,359
Speaker 1: and they're not like plastic or anything. It's just like

799
00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:45,960
Speaker 1: cloth stockings, ranch just dripping out. You'll be very disappointed. Yeah,

800
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:47,400
Speaker 1: by the time you get it, if it's been in

801
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:50,799
Speaker 1: any kind of sunlight, forget it. Just put it straight

802
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:53,920
Speaker 1: in the trash, filled with fifty two fluid ounces of

803
00:49:54,040 --> 00:49:57,760
Speaker 1: ranch dressing it. So that'll get you through like Christmas morning.

804
00:49:57,760 --> 00:50:01,279
Speaker 1: At least that'll get Blair Stock through afternoon. They put

805
00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:04,960
Speaker 1: they put ranch and everything in Pittsburgh. They yeah, it's

806
00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:07,040
Speaker 1: thirty five bucks, but I mean look, it's like a

807
00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:10,879
Speaker 1: you know, plastic bladder shaped like a stocking boom boom

808
00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:20,000
Speaker 1: uh from very close western Pennsylvania. Yeah, you are going

809
00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:25,760
Speaker 1: up there. Hayan's going up on Benny Off and Weiss

810
00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:32,440
Speaker 1: back in the news. Benny Austin wife, please welcome. It

811
00:50:32,480 --> 00:50:34,520
Speaker 1: sounds like a duo that'd be in like Miss masel

812
00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:39,160
Speaker 1: or Uh. Yeah. So they've they've been looking for projects

813
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:43,760
Speaker 1: since they've utterly humiliated themselves like they've been like projects,

814
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:45,920
Speaker 1: well yeah, but that's okay. Well they tried it with

815
00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:48,800
Speaker 1: like what if the South won the Civil War, wouldn't

816
00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:53,120
Speaker 1: that be It was like, no, about not the Star

817
00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:55,480
Speaker 1: Wars thing. Happened in Kathleen Kennedy of Lucas Films, like

818
00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:57,960
Speaker 1: these guys get it, like they understthing, like complex characters

819
00:50:57,960 --> 00:51:00,000
Speaker 1: and like mythology. That's why we feel like they're perfect

820
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:02,799
Speaker 1: to work on these three movies or whatever. Uh. And

821
00:51:02,840 --> 00:51:05,279
Speaker 1: then suddenly like that, they just pieced out that deal

822
00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:08,040
Speaker 1: was no longer. I don't know what happened. And now

823
00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:10,760
Speaker 1: Kathleen Kennedy said it was because they had an overall

824
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:13,960
Speaker 1: with Netflix that they signed for like two million dollars

825
00:51:14,160 --> 00:51:18,279
Speaker 1: and it was she was just like, oh, well, yeah,

826
00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:21,600
Speaker 1: I guess they're probably trying to do too much too soon. Um.

827
00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:24,480
Speaker 1: And so now they're doing something around the work of

828
00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:28,600
Speaker 1: HP Lovecraft. Uh, and what they know. The only quote

829
00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:30,960
Speaker 1: that we have that's sort of referencing it from according

830
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:33,680
Speaker 1: to this source, it says the filmmak filmmakers are keeping

831
00:51:33,680 --> 00:51:35,279
Speaker 1: it close to the vest, but I'm told the movie

832
00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:39,440
Speaker 1: asks a horrifying question what if HP Lovecraft wasn't making

833
00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:43,160
Speaker 1: it up? What if the monsters he created are real? Also,

834
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:47,320
Speaker 1: the movie will be set in within the Caulhu mythos.

835
00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:52,120
Speaker 1: That's all I got. That's all I got. I all right,

836
00:51:52,239 --> 00:51:54,960
Speaker 1: So a couple of things. First of all, what if

837
00:51:55,040 --> 00:51:58,520
Speaker 1: monsters are real is not? Yeah, that's the premise of

838
00:51:58,600 --> 00:52:03,120
Speaker 1: the horror movie, So you haven't really blown our mind

839
00:52:03,239 --> 00:52:05,640
Speaker 1: with that. Imagine god Zillo where it's like it's destroying

840
00:52:05,680 --> 00:52:08,640
Speaker 1: the city. Go, man, that motherfucker ain't real to every

841
00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:11,200
Speaker 1: the damnage is gone, and you're talking to somebody who's

842
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Speaker 1: just like exaggerating about something, right. Uh. Horror movies set

843
00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:20,719
Speaker 1: in the nineteen twenties. Uh. I find horror movies set

844
00:52:20,760 --> 00:52:23,439
Speaker 1: in the past not as scary personally. I think they're

845
00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:27,359
Speaker 1: making a mistake because you can't like because it can't. Yeah,

846
00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:29,600
Speaker 1: and also because if it killed a lot of people

847
00:52:29,960 --> 00:52:33,760
Speaker 1: back then, we would have known about it by now. Wait,

848
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Speaker 1: so you use like real life logic to do yourself

849
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Speaker 1: out of being scared in a film that's big time.

850
00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:43,440
Speaker 1: You're like whispering to somebody who's not even watching it

851
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Speaker 1: with you, like, you know that didn't happen, king never

852
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Speaker 1: happen that I would have heard about it by now.

853
00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:52,399
Speaker 1: But I think lagine them on set and I'm like

854
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Speaker 1: and I'm like, imagine the director being like cut and

855
00:52:55,360 --> 00:52:57,720
Speaker 1: then they like the person who just got murdered stands

856
00:52:57,760 --> 00:52:59,920
Speaker 1: up and They're like, what a funny scene that was.

857
00:53:00,560 --> 00:53:03,200
Speaker 1: That's how I'm not scared that a joke? Oh in

858
00:53:03,239 --> 00:53:05,520
Speaker 1: your mind, you say, like even though they were drawn

859
00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:08,680
Speaker 1: and quartered, I will be like, that was all of VFX.

860
00:53:08,719 --> 00:53:12,319
Speaker 1: And afterwards they had a yummy mocha in their trailer. Yeah,

861
00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:16,600
Speaker 1: like the a D called lunch and then everyone yeah, yeah,

862
00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:18,680
Speaker 1: well that's good. That's good to know. I'm not I

863
00:53:18,719 --> 00:53:22,600
Speaker 1: don't know. I just know that HP Lovecraft in connection

864
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Speaker 1: with Cathulhu. Yes, but that's all I know. I couldn't

865
00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:28,520
Speaker 1: really say much more about his work. I know he

866
00:53:28,560 --> 00:53:33,399
Speaker 1: died young ish. Yeah, I think he had like syphilis,

867
00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:39,080
Speaker 1: some sort of mental stuff going on. Uh, let's talk

868
00:53:39,080 --> 00:53:46,120
Speaker 1: about Home Alone, HP Lovecraft's greatest invention. So uh, casey

869
00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:52,040
Speaker 1: didn't notice. Disney owns basically everything now uh and after

870
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:58,240
Speaker 1: the Fox sale, they also own the Christmas classic Home Alone,

871
00:53:58,920 --> 00:54:02,160
Speaker 1: so of course they're planning on rebooting it. They're rebooting

872
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:05,360
Speaker 1: it with two very funny people, yeah, Ellie Kemper and

873
00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:10,239
Speaker 1: Rob Delaney. Um. So sure as the adults, as the

874
00:54:10,239 --> 00:54:12,520
Speaker 1: adults wish they were, they wish they were the kids home.

875
00:54:12,560 --> 00:54:17,480
Speaker 1: Ellie Kemper as the child who's home alone like a

876
00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:24,640
Speaker 1: sticky bandit, right, sticky bandit. Oh they're the stick rand

877
00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:26,879
Speaker 1: Well did they really? Just because of that one time

878
00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:30,400
Speaker 1: he dipped his hand into like a Salvation Army donation.

879
00:54:30,880 --> 00:54:33,960
Speaker 1: Daniel starn Is, he's trying to make sticky bandits happen

880
00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:41,080
Speaker 1: exactly Archie Yates who played JoJo's Friend and Jojo Rabbit.

881
00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:44,960
Speaker 1: But he's not the main kid. You will be the child.

882
00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:48,399
Speaker 1: But they're saying he's not that, Like it's different this time.

883
00:54:48,520 --> 00:54:52,719
Speaker 1: What's different is that the child is now against these

884
00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:56,319
Speaker 1: two neighbor adults. Oh, so this is this it's more

885
00:54:56,360 --> 00:54:59,319
Speaker 1: like a reboot of Neighbors for so they say, for

886
00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:02,040
Speaker 1: this one. Uh, it's a slightly different direction by having

887
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Speaker 1: a husband and wife go to war with a young

888
00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:09,560
Speaker 1: boy named Max after he steals from them. Okay, so

889
00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:13,800
Speaker 1: I don't know whose side we're on exactly. Well, definitely

890
00:55:13,840 --> 00:55:19,319
Speaker 1: Max is. I guess we're like, yeah, go get your yea.

891
00:55:19,640 --> 00:55:22,120
Speaker 1: Was it just so? Anyway, this is what brings us

892
00:55:22,160 --> 00:55:25,640
Speaker 1: to the you know, the ethos that John Hughes had

893
00:55:25,680 --> 00:55:29,480
Speaker 1: sort of imbued in the originals, like how this would

894
00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:31,960
Speaker 1: be a little bit weird considering like what the first

895
00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:34,520
Speaker 1: home alone films are always trying to tell the audience.

896
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:38,080
Speaker 1: Our writer Jam was saying, imagine if they rebooted die Hardware,

897
00:55:38,160 --> 00:55:42,120
Speaker 1: John McClain took a bunch of hostages. Uh, which is fair. Yeah,

898
00:55:42,160 --> 00:55:47,000
Speaker 1: that that does change things. Also kind of believable. Yeah,

899
00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:50,120
Speaker 1: well that's what they think is happening, right, the FBI.

900
00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:58,560
Speaker 1: Yeah uh yeah right McClain, just the the skeptical FBI

901
00:55:58,640 --> 00:56:01,080
Speaker 1: agents in that movie. You're great, but yeah, this I think,

902
00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:04,080
Speaker 1: like we were saying, one of his really close friends,

903
00:56:04,160 --> 00:56:06,640
Speaker 1: p J O'Rourke, was basically saying, like, yeah, he's a

904
00:56:06,760 --> 00:56:09,680
Speaker 1: he's he's a lifelong Republican and if you look, he's like,

905
00:56:09,719 --> 00:56:11,959
Speaker 1: if you want to, if you choose to actually see

906
00:56:11,960 --> 00:56:14,520
Speaker 1: what the messages are, it's very clear. It's all about

907
00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:18,839
Speaker 1: self sufficiency, freedom and responsibility. Yeah, is what these Home

908
00:56:18,880 --> 00:56:24,320
Speaker 1: Alone like a libertarian tale because the police are completely

909
00:56:24,360 --> 00:56:28,120
Speaker 1: incompetent or don't exist in this world where he has

910
00:56:28,239 --> 00:56:32,760
Speaker 1: left home alone. It's just him versus robbers with a

911
00:56:32,840 --> 00:56:38,960
Speaker 1: intermediary elderly kind of homeless guy. Yeah. Well, when you

912
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:41,279
Speaker 1: when you started do beat by beat, right, Like there's

913
00:56:41,320 --> 00:56:44,080
Speaker 1: a Vice article about this too, saying that the first

914
00:56:44,120 --> 00:56:48,280
Speaker 1: part starts with quote a rebellion against over regulation. Essentially,

915
00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:50,799
Speaker 1: the parents are big government and Kevin is just a

916
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:53,600
Speaker 1: you know, free, sovereign citizen man, just trying to do

917
00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:57,880
Speaker 1: be self determined, do as he needs to state the

918
00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:01,520
Speaker 1: granny state to fucking him what to do, right, And

919
00:57:01,560 --> 00:57:04,440
Speaker 1: I think that's why. Then he shows like his sort

920
00:57:04,480 --> 00:57:08,640
Speaker 1: of evolution of being completely like taking the brakes off,

921
00:57:09,040 --> 00:57:13,279
Speaker 1: eating fucking ice cream for breakfast, bunch of dinner. He

922
00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:17,600
Speaker 1: becomes very self sufficient. He orders, he goes grocery shopping,

923
00:57:18,160 --> 00:57:20,600
Speaker 1: He like does his dishes, he does the lawn. He's

924
00:57:20,640 --> 00:57:22,440
Speaker 1: like yeah, he's like, I don't need anyone else. I

925
00:57:22,440 --> 00:57:26,480
Speaker 1: can pick myself up by my own boots. Done. And

926
00:57:26,520 --> 00:57:31,120
Speaker 1: when he goes grocery shopping, a policeman tries to arrest him.

927
00:57:31,600 --> 00:57:34,920
Speaker 1: He has to like escape from the fucking cops from

928
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:38,439
Speaker 1: a cashier who's like, what's going on at home? Kid?

929
00:57:39,480 --> 00:57:42,080
Speaker 1: Does that happen? Yeah? Do you remember he like slides

930
00:57:42,120 --> 00:57:46,680
Speaker 1: through a CoP's legs on a skating rink. Oh, right,

931
00:57:46,960 --> 00:57:50,280
Speaker 1: because he's still a toothbrush. Yeah, that's because he's scared.

932
00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:53,520
Speaker 1: I mean he's like scared of something. Oh. He sees

933
00:57:53,560 --> 00:57:58,640
Speaker 1: the old guy old people are scary and poor people too,

934
00:57:59,040 --> 00:58:01,920
Speaker 1: but yeah, they've been say it was populism for children.

935
00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:06,960
Speaker 1: But then there's also the incompetence of the government social

936
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Speaker 1: services and the scene where the police department and or

937
00:58:11,440 --> 00:58:15,640
Speaker 1: where the mom calls the police department and the family

938
00:58:15,680 --> 00:58:18,880
Speaker 1: crisis hotline and everyone keeps like hanging up on her.

939
00:58:18,960 --> 00:58:22,840
Speaker 1: She's like, my son's home alone. Like yeah, yeah right, lady,

940
00:58:22,840 --> 00:58:26,640
Speaker 1: it's Christmas. We're busy. Uh. And then they send over

941
00:58:26,680 --> 00:58:31,000
Speaker 1: a cop to like knock on the door and he's like, oh, yeah, knocks.

942
00:58:31,080 --> 00:58:34,400
Speaker 1: No one answers, like no one. These people are idiots,

943
00:58:34,520 --> 00:58:40,600
Speaker 1: money leaves um and the wet bandits. So the villains

944
00:58:41,160 --> 00:58:46,280
Speaker 1: are they're out of work plumbers yeah, which I mean

945
00:58:46,360 --> 00:58:49,240
Speaker 1: one of them, I mean Mario and Luigi. Am I right?

946
00:58:49,360 --> 00:58:51,959
Speaker 1: One of them is like a short stock of your guy.

947
00:58:53,800 --> 00:58:58,200
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Like they're using their skills of not like

948
00:58:58,240 --> 00:59:01,520
Speaker 1: their flood flood special lists or whatever, you know. That's

949
00:59:01,520 --> 00:59:03,959
Speaker 1: how they get. That's what they're that's what their van says, says,

950
00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:07,920
Speaker 1: plumbing flood specialists. They're out of work, so they go

951
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:10,720
Speaker 1: back and try and steal from the rich people who

952
00:59:10,960 --> 00:59:16,360
Speaker 1: employed them, and then presumably unemployed them. Uh. And it's

953
00:59:16,920 --> 00:59:19,560
Speaker 1: it's very strange. It's like dystopian. None of the people

954
00:59:19,600 --> 00:59:22,840
Speaker 1: are around, like everybody has gone on vacation. So it's

955
00:59:22,880 --> 00:59:26,880
Speaker 1: like a ghost town ghost like the wealthy a wealthy

956
00:59:26,920 --> 00:59:32,280
Speaker 1: person's ghost town. Uh. And I don't know, yeah, just that,

957
00:59:32,360 --> 00:59:34,640
Speaker 1: Like but that third actor, it's basically like I will

958
00:59:34,680 --> 00:59:43,760
Speaker 1: now protect my property against and with yeah, yeah, yeah,

959
00:59:43,840 --> 00:59:50,320
Speaker 1: this is my house and I'm going to protect it. Yeah.

960
00:59:50,360 --> 00:59:52,600
Speaker 1: I don't know. The thing though, too, just about like

961
00:59:52,640 --> 00:59:56,480
Speaker 1: the depiction of like the the lady, the pigeon lady,

962
00:59:56,640 --> 00:59:59,360
Speaker 1: or the old man or like all the people, like

963
00:59:59,400 --> 01:00:02,840
Speaker 1: they portray ray these sort of poor people as being like,

964
01:00:03,040 --> 01:00:05,200
Speaker 1: you know, it's not that bad because like I can

965
01:00:05,240 --> 01:00:08,760
Speaker 1: listen to a concert for free or play with these pigeons,

966
01:00:08,800 --> 01:00:12,040
Speaker 1: and it's like, don't worry about me, you know if right,

967
01:00:12,200 --> 01:00:15,360
Speaker 1: the pigeon Lady stays the pigeon lad, like she it's

968
01:00:15,360 --> 01:00:19,840
Speaker 1: not like she gets back, right, he's like stays homeless,

969
01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:22,040
Speaker 1: and it's like happy because she gets to like watch

970
01:00:23,320 --> 01:00:26,120
Speaker 1: a concert, right, and then just be like, oh my bad.

971
01:00:26,200 --> 01:00:29,640
Speaker 1: Here here's a fucking Christmas ornament. Right. I don't know

972
01:00:29,680 --> 01:00:32,000
Speaker 1: if you can eat that maybe help her out with

973
01:00:32,040 --> 01:00:37,040
Speaker 1: your stolen credit card. Well and then also too when

974
01:00:37,360 --> 01:00:40,400
Speaker 1: his uncle Frank, but you can tell they also like

975
01:00:40,480 --> 01:00:47,080
Speaker 1: there's like class signifiers with his uncle Frank Frank exactly. Yeah,

976
01:00:47,160 --> 01:00:49,560
Speaker 1: so you know, I mean that taught me to look

977
01:00:49,720 --> 01:00:52,400
Speaker 1: if anything homes the whole scene, Kevin just dresses down

978
01:00:52,560 --> 01:00:54,080
Speaker 1: uncle Frank, and it was like, when are you gonna

979
01:00:54,080 --> 01:00:59,480
Speaker 1: get your ship together? Frank? Your fucking fucking loser. Uh.

980
01:00:59,520 --> 01:01:01,960
Speaker 1: And he's always like fucking with people who are like,

981
01:01:02,320 --> 01:01:05,320
Speaker 1: you know, uh, minimum wage workers, like he Fox with

982
01:01:05,360 --> 01:01:10,440
Speaker 1: the pizza delivery person, with the store cleric, because it's

983
01:01:10,440 --> 01:01:14,240
Speaker 1: funny to funk with those people. Fox with the Santa Claus.

984
01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:19,800
Speaker 1: The store Santa Claus is like a drunk. Yeah, I

985
01:01:19,800 --> 01:01:21,640
Speaker 1: don't know. So that's why like when you look at

986
01:01:21,680 --> 01:01:26,280
Speaker 1: what this next one it's gonna be, it's not like

987
01:01:26,520 --> 01:01:30,280
Speaker 1: I don't know, like there it's gonna be a socialist text. Yeah,

988
01:01:30,280 --> 01:01:33,439
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. I but I it's

989
01:01:33,520 --> 01:01:38,439
Speaker 1: so interesting how that movie like that aesthetic is just

990
01:01:38,440 --> 01:01:42,360
Speaker 1: just the John Hughes aesthetic is pure is like exactly

991
01:01:42,360 --> 01:01:45,080
Speaker 1: what I associate with the eighties, and it perfectly reflects

992
01:01:45,160 --> 01:01:48,960
Speaker 1: like what Reagan administration like wanted us to associate with

993
01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:52,680
Speaker 1: the eighties, right, just like wild that that the politics

994
01:01:52,720 --> 01:01:55,280
Speaker 1: and the aesthetic climbed up that much. Yeah, it's like, yeah,

995
01:01:55,320 --> 01:01:56,680
Speaker 1: look a lot of people were thrown out on the

996
01:01:56,680 --> 01:01:59,280
Speaker 1: street because of these economic policies, but like they're then'

997
01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:01,440
Speaker 1: look they get to watch free concerts and they're dirty.

998
01:02:01,640 --> 01:02:03,920
Speaker 1: So yeah, and that's how you know that it will

999
01:02:03,920 --> 01:02:07,520
Speaker 1: trickle down eventually. Well, Caitlin, it's been a pleasure as

1000
01:02:07,520 --> 01:02:10,840
Speaker 1: a Where can people find you and follow you? You

1001
01:02:10,880 --> 01:02:15,600
Speaker 1: can follow me on Twitter and Instagram at Caitlin Durante.

1002
01:02:15,920 --> 01:02:21,840
Speaker 1: Uh speak call back to the erotic fan fix I mentioned, Well,

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01:02:22,280 --> 01:02:26,560
Speaker 1: I'm writing both, um, but if you want exactly if

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01:02:26,600 --> 01:02:31,000
Speaker 1: you want to catch some of my Christmas themed erotic

1005
01:02:31,080 --> 01:02:34,200
Speaker 1: fan fix that I'm performing on a show in l

1006
01:02:34,240 --> 01:02:40,080
Speaker 1: A on December at the Lyric Hyperion, please do that.

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01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:44,040
Speaker 1: Details for that are on my website Caitlin Toronto dot com.

1008
01:02:44,280 --> 01:02:47,720
Speaker 1: And listen to the Bechtel Cast where we recently covered

1009
01:02:47,960 --> 01:02:51,680
Speaker 1: home alone. Hell yeah, uh and is there a tweet

1010
01:02:51,680 --> 01:02:56,000
Speaker 1: you've been enjoying? Oh? Yes, here it is. This comes

1011
01:02:56,280 --> 01:03:02,040
Speaker 1: from at Caleb says things and uh it is. Sorry,

1012
01:03:02,160 --> 01:03:05,160
Speaker 1: but if Amelia Badlia was my maid. Her ass would

1013
01:03:05,200 --> 01:03:08,919
Speaker 1: have been unemployed the first time I saw the first time,

1014
01:03:08,920 --> 01:03:11,640
Speaker 1: I said draw me a bath and she handed me

1015
01:03:11,680 --> 01:03:14,920
Speaker 1: a crayon picture bathtub. It would have been over for

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01:03:15,040 --> 01:03:23,600
Speaker 1: her Ali. Uhluh. Miles, what where can people find you?

1017
01:03:23,640 --> 01:03:27,760
Speaker 1: Follow you a shout out to the Delia's catalog, um

1018
01:03:27,880 --> 01:03:30,560
Speaker 1: oh for me, Twitter, Instagram at Miles of Great. Also,

1019
01:03:30,840 --> 01:03:33,840
Speaker 1: h new podcast for fiance with Sophia Alexander is talking

1020
01:03:33,840 --> 01:03:38,640
Speaker 1: about our favorite sho If you need some trash reality

1021
01:03:38,800 --> 01:03:42,840
Speaker 1: uh balm to soothe your wounds, this is it. Uh.

1022
01:03:42,960 --> 01:03:44,880
Speaker 1: Some tweets that I like. First of all, shout out

1023
01:03:44,880 --> 01:03:47,400
Speaker 1: to everybody who put me onto the tweet about the

1024
01:03:47,480 --> 01:03:50,360
Speaker 1: dude who spilled big beans on himself watching cars too,

1025
01:03:50,360 --> 01:03:54,600
Speaker 1: which was alluded to in the previous uh favorite tweet

1026
01:03:54,600 --> 01:03:56,960
Speaker 1: of the day from last week. Thanks for bringing that

1027
01:03:57,040 --> 01:03:59,280
Speaker 1: to my attention. I didn't realize it had gone viral,

1028
01:04:00,320 --> 01:04:02,960
Speaker 1: but I was on Twitter then. Uh. And then also

1029
01:04:03,080 --> 01:04:05,240
Speaker 1: my tweet I like is from Dana Donnelly at Dana

1030
01:04:05,320 --> 01:04:07,840
Speaker 1: don Lee. It says, to be honest, I think if

1031
01:04:07,880 --> 01:04:09,720
Speaker 1: I was a parent, I would rather watch my kid

1032
01:04:09,760 --> 01:04:16,960
Speaker 1: do porn than improv is how I'm seeing though, this

1033
01:04:17,080 --> 01:04:20,000
Speaker 1: generational shift in comedy though. We're like a lot of

1034
01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:23,680
Speaker 1: these younger comedians is have this like improv Ain't it anymore?

1035
01:04:23,800 --> 01:04:26,919
Speaker 1: Like that? Ain't the route anymore? Look at these kids,

1036
01:04:27,600 --> 01:04:30,160
Speaker 1: these kids, these kids though. Love where it's going, Love

1037
01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:35,200
Speaker 1: where this stuff's going. Uh. Some tweets I've been enjoying.

1038
01:04:36,440 --> 01:04:39,680
Speaker 1: We'll just go with Calling Crawford, who tweeted huge cheers

1039
01:04:39,720 --> 01:04:43,800
Speaker 1: for Epstein during this year's Academy Awards a memoriam uh,

1040
01:04:43,840 --> 01:04:47,480
Speaker 1: and Michael Swain, who tweeted, sometimes when a microwave five taketoes,

1041
01:04:47,520 --> 01:04:49,600
Speaker 1: they all stick together and to cool them off, I've

1042
01:04:49,600 --> 01:04:52,040
Speaker 1: blow into the tops and pretend I'm pan and do

1043
01:04:52,080 --> 01:04:55,440
Speaker 1: a little taketo jig. Shout out to Michael Swain, one

1044
01:04:55,440 --> 01:04:59,000
Speaker 1: of the funniest people in the world. You can find

1045
01:04:59,320 --> 01:05:03,040
Speaker 1: some you find me on Twitter? Is that your impression

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Speaker 1: of me? No, that's from The Simpsons. Yeah, where they're

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Speaker 1: on the boat and someone says like, oh damn the

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Speaker 1: torpedoes and he's like what, someone goes, where are tuxedos?

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Speaker 1: And then unless he goes, I want some turkey Too's

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Speaker 1: all right? Yeah? I love the Simpsons and they're like

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Speaker 1: because of the sea captain, he like totally crashed the

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Speaker 1: boat and they're like, how did you not see that?

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Speaker 1: He goes yard two Glass Eyes and he takes his

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Speaker 1: pipe and goes do remember that? So did Willow in

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Speaker 1: the Lighthouse? Was he just playing that character from The Simpsons?

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Speaker 1: I need to watch it because I didn't realize you

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Speaker 1: but he is, answer me this, Do you have any

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Speaker 1: spare change? You can find me on Twitter at Jack

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Speaker 1: Zi Guys. Were at the dailies I guys on Instagram.

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Speaker 1: We have a Facebook fan page on the website daily

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Speaker 1: zi Guys dot com where you post episodes and where

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Speaker 1: we link off to the information. And we talked about

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Speaker 1: today this episode as well as the song we ride

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Speaker 1: out on Miles What second be today? This is off

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Speaker 1: a the new album from k Toronado, who's one of

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Speaker 1: my favorite producers artists. Um, there's new albums called Bubba,

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Speaker 1: but this little track right here, it's it's Monday. You've

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Speaker 1: got to get your shoulders loose. We got we just

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Speaker 1: got a few more days to work before we can

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Speaker 1: just die underneath gravity blankets. Uh and a lot of

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Speaker 1: what a beat. The Daily Zi Guys is the production

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Speaker 1: of I Heeart Radio. For more podcasts from My Heart

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Speaker 1: Radio is Diheart Radio app, couple podcasts or wherever you're

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Speaker 1: listening to your favorite shows. That's gonna do it for today.

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Speaker 1: We will be back this afternoon tell you what's trending,

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Speaker 1: and then after that with more podcasts we'll talk to

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