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Speaker 1: Welcome back to this week's episode of Are You Their Dad?

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Speaker 1: It's me Yoko. Now let's get right into it. This

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Speaker 1: week's first segment of They Should Have Known is going

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Speaker 1: to be on an amazing topic. Okay, it's about the

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Speaker 1: burning of the Library of Alexandria by Missus Julius Caesar

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Speaker 1: Salad in forty eight PC. So I did some research

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Speaker 1: on this, Okay, I did some educational findings because this

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Speaker 1: is an educational podcast. And in this segment again we

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Speaker 1: talk about how, you know, I would have handled things

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Speaker 1: a little bit differently because you know, I think advice

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Speaker 1: is important. So the Library of Alexandria, it was like

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Speaker 1: a big, big library, bigger than the Ostiola County Library

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Speaker 1: that my dad and I used to go to when

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Speaker 1: I was little. Even it's huge, and mister Orange Julius

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Speaker 1: got all mad and he burned into the ground and

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Speaker 1: we lost like a lot of history and knowledge as

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Speaker 1: a collective society from this. So that's like sad w boo.

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Speaker 1: So now here's what I was done. It's like, have

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Speaker 1: you ever heard of eye clown? Just uploaded? You know

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Speaker 1: what I mean? Just like keep uploading and then if

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Speaker 1: reading it and cherishing those memories, like when you finally

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Speaker 1: learned how to read and you read one Fish, two Fish, Redfish,

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Speaker 1: Bluefish to your dad, but then you turn around and

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Speaker 1: then then you see him talking to the librarian, Miss Peterson,

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Speaker 1: flirting with Miss Peterson. And then you try to help

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Speaker 1: And then you meet this old man who's lived there

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Speaker 1: and your dads show up. They don't believe you, and

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Speaker 1: they gaslight you into thinking that this guy doesn't exist

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Speaker 1: Steven though he's there, and then you get in trouble

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Speaker 1: even though they were doing it in the back. It's

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Speaker 1: like that. So that's like the library that got burned.

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Speaker 1: So anyway, always upload. Uh So, now we're at our

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Speaker 1: next segment and you guessed it. We're back with another

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Speaker 1: This week, we're going to be joined by the head

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Speaker 1: of Greek Art and Mythology at the met and professor

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Speaker 1: at Columbia University, Professor Aisha Martinez. Welcome, professor. Oh, good afternoon.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much for having me. Wow, thank you

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Speaker 1: so much for joining us. It's a pleasure to meet you.

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Speaker 1: And where I'm really excited because I love Greek stuff,

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Speaker 1: I love Greek life, I love Greek salads, and I

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Speaker 1: just think it's going to be a great time getting

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Speaker 1: to teach you a thing or two about what I

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Speaker 1: know too. Oh oh, that's fine. I normally don't get

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Speaker 1: I don't normally get taught these things. I'm I'm quite

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Speaker 1: can to those who are enthusiasts of the Greek knowledge. Okay, fine, fun, fun, Okay,

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Speaker 1: So um, before we get started, I just have to

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Speaker 1: know Hercules. He's he's real, right, If you want them

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Speaker 1: Greek mythology is not real. It's it's what. Oh, I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: who loves Greek. No, this is Olivia. Where do we

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Speaker 1: keep finding these people that don't know what they're Excuse me,

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Speaker 1: excuse me nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing. You're acting like a

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Speaker 1: child to just found out that Santa Claus isn't real.

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Speaker 1: It's you didn't know Santa Claus isn't real. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: what whatever? Anyway, agreed, okay, agreed, okayek mythology Okay, okay, Yoko, Yoko,

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Speaker 1: get back to get back into okay, Greek mythology. Greek mythology, okay, Um,

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Speaker 1: two thousand and five to two twelve. Two thousand and

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Speaker 1: for your dad to be doing that. Do you want

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Speaker 1: sure it'll come out later organically. That's okay, So professor,

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Speaker 1: she's the goddess of reason, wisdom, and war, the goddess

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Speaker 1: I don't know what she is? She reasonable? Is she?

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Speaker 1: Do you find her way? She's nothing like Athena? But

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Speaker 1: ah is Athens, Georgia named after Athena? I you know what,

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Speaker 1: Because I have a lot of knowledge, I'd really like

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Speaker 1: is Icarus. Are you familiar with Icarus? I loved Eternals.

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Speaker 1: I don't know who this Icarus is. Then well, he

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Speaker 1: Do you want to die like Acarus? Wait? How did

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Speaker 1: wings melted and he fell into the sea. No, that's

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Speaker 1: I think it's it's it's time that children take a

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Speaker 1: I think it's important that we listen to our elders. Oh,

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Speaker 1: It's just it's just you sound. It's just like you

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Speaker 1: Actually I don't. I don't shared you don't know Sharon.

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Speaker 1: She's like this Greek myth you're talking about, because she's like,

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Speaker 1: Don't have fun or else you're gonna die. And you're

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Speaker 1: but if you if you use it, you're gonna go

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Speaker 1: the type of professional that you're looking forward to speak

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Speaker 1: it's okay. No, no, it's okay. It's okay. No, no no,

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Speaker 1: I should I should figure it out, even your twenties. Yeah, okay.

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Speaker 1: like a little like a sea horse kind of thing. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: What did what to make that? What went and where? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Like are they real? Because if they're real, what did what?

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Speaker 1: Because I would like to know. This is Greek mythology,

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Speaker 1: This is a miss means made up their stories, their legends,

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Speaker 1: their tales, legends, yales. So you're telling me right now

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Speaker 1: that my favorite animal is not real. So you're telling

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Speaker 1: to the Tampa Bay Aquarium and find them. You will

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Speaker 1: you know, you can draw them. There are several pictures

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Speaker 1: of a hippo campus. I would highly suggest that and

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Speaker 1: that might satisfy more of your desire for your favorite animal. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'll do that after this. Thank you very much, professor. Okay,

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Speaker 1: mythology there's a lot of lessons and hard truths. And

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Speaker 1: the hard truth of that I'm going to tell you

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Speaker 1: right now is that your stepmother, Sharon, she doesn't listen

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Speaker 1: to this podcast. You don't know that. I'm gonna send

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Speaker 1: it to her. I'm gonna send it to her. She's

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Speaker 1: just to listen. If she lets you in a studio

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Speaker 1: for three days, she doesn't care about you, let alone,

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Speaker 1: and she's going to listen to a podcast. No, she's

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Speaker 1: She told me that she was going to six Flags

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Speaker 1: I think she just might. I don't know if she's

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Speaker 1: got lost on the way there. She's gonna come back

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Speaker 1: and she's gonna listen to the podcast, and I'll prove

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Speaker 1: her wrong. She prove her wronging back and then and

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Speaker 1: then she's she's not coming back. You don't know that,

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Speaker 1: You don't know that, you don't know that, You're gonna

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Speaker 1: got mad I'm so sorry, but she's not going back.

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm gonna I'm gonna keep interviewing because

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Speaker 1: that's when I signed up to do. Okay, Okay, here's

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Speaker 1: the last question I have for you. Okay, your face,

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Speaker 1: wipe your face. No, No, I'm I'm I'm fine. Um. Okay.

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Speaker 1: So Aphrodite and Hephaestus are married and she's really hot

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Speaker 1: and he's not okay, and I just want to know

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Speaker 1: when am I gonna find someone that's hot? When you

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Speaker 1: get over your issues with your stepmother and what issues

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Speaker 1: do you issues? Well issues, I'm very well adjusted. I'm

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Speaker 1: very I'm fine. I'm well adjusted and fine. I'm Do

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Speaker 1: you need to breathe? Breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe. Oh,

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Speaker 1: you're putting too much energy into your stepmother and your

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Speaker 1: father and you're twenty something years old. Let it go.

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Speaker 1: You'll find the right person when you're ready to find them.

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Speaker 1: At the exact moment that you stop caring is the

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Speaker 1: exact moment where the right person will just show up

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Speaker 1: and give you all their love and give you all

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Speaker 1: their affection. That's the best time to do is when

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Speaker 1: you're not focused on it. If you try too hard,

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Speaker 1: you're just gonna break it apart. Wow, you're gonna break

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Speaker 1: it apart like solid engagement, the perfect engagement, you know,

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Speaker 1: perfect man, perfect scenario, and then you make that more

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Speaker 1: tell me more about him. I don't want to talk

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Speaker 1: about Tristan right now. Tristan. I'm not talking about Tristan.

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Speaker 1: We're talking about you now, okay, But I tell you what,

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Speaker 1: when you do find that person, you hold onto them

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Speaker 1: like super clue professor can ask a question. That's all

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Speaker 1: you've been doing, Is Tristan. That man that's on the

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Speaker 1: iPhone background right now, is that him? It is a

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Speaker 1: photoshop image of his face on the sidon's body. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I was wondering. M Okay, well, Tristan, if you're listening,

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Speaker 1: you could be my dad. It could be my dad,

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Speaker 1: because maybe you're my mom. And okay, anyway, we'll move

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Speaker 1: on now to our next segment. We're at the end

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Speaker 1: of our podcast and we couldn't finish an episode without

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Speaker 1: my favorite segment. I should have known. We're going to

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Speaker 1: round out this episode by asking our guest questions about

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Speaker 1: me that will show who the real genius is here.

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Speaker 1: And let's start that now. Question one, what's my favorite

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Speaker 1: kitchen appliance? Oh? Okay, I we didn't talk about it,

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Speaker 1: but I would assume I don't know a ladle to

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Speaker 1: catch all the tears that keep coming out of this face. Wrong,

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Speaker 1: the answer is checks mix. Question two, what do I

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Speaker 1: like more Frozen one or Frozen two? Do you seem

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Speaker 1: like a Frozen two type of person? The answer is neither,

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Speaker 1: Not until I get a written apology from Jonathan Groff,

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Speaker 1: he knows what he did. Oh. Question number three, what's

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Speaker 1: my favorite holiday? Oh? That's easy. It's it's Christmas. Oh

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Speaker 1: that is a good answer. I'm sorry I did, But

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Speaker 1: the correct answer is any day that my stupid stepbrother

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Speaker 1: doesn't roast me on my Instagram comments. Oh it's so mean.

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Speaker 1: Oh mean anyway? Number four, what's my favorite pizza topping? Oh? Um,

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Speaker 1: I would say Pepperoni. Wrong, it's America and Dream by

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Speaker 1: Ben and Jerry's. And number five, who is my favorite

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Speaker 1: member of the Beatles? Oh? Everyone's favorite? Which would be

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Speaker 1: Um John Lennon Rang? The answer is me. Thank you

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Speaker 1: so much for joining us. And now that we've reached

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Speaker 1: the end of our episode, I'd like to make a

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Speaker 1: quick announcement Now. When I told Sharon and my dad

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Speaker 1: that I would be starting this podcast, they laughed at

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Speaker 1: my face while eating Funnians and they said I wouldn't

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Speaker 1: even be able to make it four episodes. Well, look

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Speaker 1: at who made four episodes of a podcast share me,

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Speaker 1: and look at who's a winner. Now, Dad, and I

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Speaker 1: finally have the guts to tell you that it was

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Speaker 1: me who stepped on your treasured black eyed peas allaphant

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Speaker 1: vinyl back and own night. I don't care if you're

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Speaker 1: proud of me or whether or not you're proud of me.

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Speaker 1: I'm proud of myself and that's all I need. But

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Speaker 1: also if you can return my text and like, please

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Speaker 1: pick me up? And also why don't you follow me

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Speaker 1: back on Instagram? Are you mad at me? I don't anyway,

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Speaker 1: thanks for listening to this week's episode of Are You There? Dad?

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Speaker 1: It's Miyoko. Until next time bye. They have post campaigned

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