Speaker 1: No, no, yes, yes.
Speaker 2: That's not what meaning to them, right, this is serial killers. Seriously,
Speaker 2: be respectable. Now he's recording a podcast.
Speaker 1: How could it be bleeding into them?
Speaker 2: First of all, they would hear it, no, because remember
Speaker 2: the one time that you did it, and then the
Speaker 2: whole interview Gandhi did with doctor Ben from my feet
Speaker 2: are killing Me was ruined because it just so happened
Speaker 2: to have our entire bowl chat just sitting on top
Speaker 2: of it.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, first of all, I never knew that, and
Speaker 1: second one, no, I told you she didn't.
Speaker 2: She did the audio afterwards it was bleeding in the
Speaker 2: whole time.
Speaker 1: I had no idea. And plus it, first of all,
Speaker 1: they would hear this.
Speaker 2: No, it was shut off somehow and it was bleeding
Speaker 2: into the track.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's not. We're not punched into their board. Otherwise
Speaker 1: they would have heard me all morning. Okay, they turned
Speaker 1: me off when they recorded that thing with you with
Speaker 1: the jobs.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm really hoping that it's all good.
Speaker 1: That's fine. This podcast is more important.
Speaker 2: It's actually, oh, that is a part of our Elvis
Speaker 2: dram Podcast network family, and so we need to make
Speaker 2: sure everybody's episodes are kept.
Speaker 1: You guys are listening. Well, this Serial Killers podcast means nothing.
Speaker 1: It's guard I mean something.
Speaker 2: It's just why would they They started before us. They've
Speaker 2: been recording for thirty minutes, and now we just crash
Speaker 2: in like the kool aid man and say, guess what,
Speaker 2: it's serial Killer's time. Bro.
Speaker 1: I didn't do anything. Well, I just hit record.
Speaker 2: I'm just making sure that you know what that that's
Speaker 2: not record.
Speaker 1: They would hear it.
Speaker 2: But I'm telling you it didn't happen that one time.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, why didn't you ask your engineer Diamond, Hey,
Speaker 1: do you hear us? Because you know what your text her.
Speaker 2: Been hearing it. It's just the one time you did
Speaker 2: it. It fed into scaries box.
Speaker 1: Okay, watch us. I'm watching the box trap Okay, good,
Speaker 1: Hello didn't go? Hello didn't go? I mean we blew
Speaker 1: everyone else's drums out.
Speaker 2: I'm normalizing anything because I load it now. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: then I take the audio and replace it and then
Speaker 2: replace it with audio that I mixed down.
Speaker 1: Should we just restart the whole thing?
Speaker 2: No, I'm just telling you what happened.
Speaker 1: Welcome to serial Killer is this is the podcast where
Speaker 1: we eat cereal and I'm very excited.
Speaker 2: Too, and it's of arguing. That's all you're getting today, folks.
Speaker 1: I didn't argue. No Oh, anyway, what see now? Gandhi
Speaker 1: just turned around and looked at me. So what does
Speaker 1: that mean?
Speaker 2: Probably because they could hear you through this non soundproof glass.
Speaker 1: She's looking at me again. I don't understand. I didn't
Speaker 1: do anything. We didn't even make any noise. It's fine. Anyway,
Speaker 1: Let's go to serial number one, Andrew.
Speaker 2: Okay, we're probably gonna have to talk in a more
Speaker 2: calm voys. This way, nobody could see through the glass.
Speaker 2: I'm always calm, no, I'm just making sure.
Speaker 1: So this is a brand new cereal, Andrew.
Speaker 2: Great, I'm delighted to taste it.
Speaker 1: It is from one of the big box stores.
Speaker 2: Okay, can you guess Walmart?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Wow, so it's great value it is.
Speaker 1: I was just gonna ask you what their brand is.
Speaker 1: Boom Shaka Laka love that. A couple of listeners offered
Speaker 1: to send it to us, but I already had it
Speaker 1: down there on the sack, so I politely declined. Okay,
Speaker 1: you have any idea what it could be?
Speaker 2: Cinnamon toasty squares or something?
Speaker 1: Oh, that wouldn't be a new cereal that would just
Speaker 1: be a different I.
Speaker 2: Don't know, Cinnamon Toasty Squares with marshmallows.
Speaker 1: Ew.
Speaker 2: I think Cinnamon Too's Crunch with marshmallos would be delicious. Oh,
Speaker 2: Cocoa cookie butter. Yeah, okay, so I wasn't that far off.
Speaker 1: You're very very far off.
Speaker 2: Please, it still looks like Cinnamon Too's crunch.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, I mean you look like a smart man.
Speaker 1: But it's like, wow, So this is cookie butter. It's
Speaker 1: limited edition from great value. It's naturally and artificially flavored.
Speaker 1: You can recycle the box and the bag. I don't
Speaker 1: know what recycled it is. Coscotts it.
Speaker 2: I'm not smart.
Speaker 1: I can't do the puzzle on the bag.
Speaker 2: Coscotts it, I'm not smart.
Speaker 1: I don't think you could do the puzzle on the back.
Speaker 1: Oh really, yeah, you have a pen.
Speaker 2: I don't want to do it.
Speaker 1: Now tell me what it smells like?
Speaker 2: You ready, Oh that's delicious.
Speaker 1: What does that smell like? It has a very very
Speaker 1: just stinked smell.
Speaker 2: Golden rams. Yes, I'm you cannot be yelling this loud.
Speaker 1: We're in a radio studio.
Speaker 2: Yes, but guess what it's not sound. You would have
Speaker 2: thought that would have been the number one thing they
Speaker 2: would have engineered.
Speaker 1: Right. They shouldn't be yelling that. I hear them.
Speaker 2: They're not yelling.
Speaker 1: Who is that guy? By the way, he looks like
Speaker 1: an actor or something.
Speaker 2: Titus Virgess Meredith, No.
Speaker 1: The tightest show on from Fox from the nineties, Titus.
Speaker 2: Maybe I don't know his name is Titus.
Speaker 1: Okay, then if it's the same guy, then he had
Speaker 1: a show on Fox in like the late nineties early
Speaker 1: two thousands. I've ben if you look up the show
Speaker 1: on Titus on Fox, see if that's him. Well, I
Speaker 1: get the Farmland Fresh Dairyes, milk from the Farmland Fresh Dairyes, fridge.
Speaker 2: Okay, cool.
Speaker 1: So I've decided this is my favorite variety of Farmland
Speaker 1: Fresh Dairy's milk. It is the organic whole milk. I
Speaker 1: don't know why I like this one the best, but
Speaker 1: I just do. And it's the one that I buy
Speaker 1: the most. Check. What's the matter.
Speaker 2: There's like forty two different things that I have to
Speaker 2: do this. I'm not a robot.
Speaker 1: Checks, I bet you you know, because I can't imagine
Speaker 1: that there's many people named Titus in this world. So
Speaker 1: it's probably that guy from the Fox Show back in
Speaker 1: the late nineties early two thousand.
Speaker 2: It's actually not it's not no, okay, okay, how many
Speaker 2: how many tight?
Speaker 1: Is it? Titus is? Or would be tight?
Speaker 2: I yeah, no, it's gonna be great when this actually
Speaker 2: is in Gandhi's episode and she just hears us yelling
Speaker 2: and then just doing this. Sorry Gandhi, so sorry.
Speaker 1: All right, well this is uh, this is cookie butter.
Speaker 1: All right. Have you had cookie butter like in the jar? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, oh my god. What this is incredible.
Speaker 1: I definitely taste the artificial flavor.
Speaker 2: I'm obsessed with this.
Speaker 1: Really, it's a little it tastes a little bit burnt.
Speaker 2: I love that. I love a little burnt to my
Speaker 2: series buttery.
Speaker 1: That's what I mean. It's a little buttery.
Speaker 2: Burnt and buttery. I'm gonna give this five bowls.
Speaker 1: Shut the front door, bro.
Speaker 2: This tastes like a delicious snicker.
Speaker 1: To well, it's kind of like Golden Grams, but like
Speaker 1: a different variety of Golden Grams. If there was like
Speaker 1: cookie grams, oh my god, or golden cookies.
Speaker 2: That's just so effing good.
Speaker 1: You won't say that.
Speaker 2: That's why I said fing I beleeve myself.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm gonna give it.
Speaker 2: This is a family friendly show.
Speaker 1: I'm going to give it four balls. It is pretty good,
Speaker 1: but it's not five balls good.
Speaker 2: This is delicious. I'm gonna take this home with me.
Speaker 1: I wonder if General Mills will make this.
Speaker 2: Now, this isn't no what I'm surprised. Wait, Trader Joe's
Speaker 2: does make their own cereals Trader Joe's because Trader Joe's
Speaker 2: cookie butter is the one that I only know of
Speaker 2: the jar.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I've had other cookie butters, that Piscatti butter
Speaker 1: that you know, that one, the red label, the Piscatti
Speaker 1: that serve on the on Delta. They that company has
Speaker 1: jars of butter. Also, what do they call it butter?
Speaker 2: Also? Why is a cookie butter?
Speaker 1: Let's just be spread because it's piscoatti. What it's piscotti,
Speaker 1: which is cookies?
Speaker 2: That's this?
Speaker 1: No cookookie? But can we move on?
Speaker 2: No? Know? Why is it cookie butter?
Speaker 1: I don't know?
Speaker 2: Like who named a cookie butter?
Speaker 1: It's who named peanut butter?
Speaker 2: Well? Come from you know.
Speaker 1: They come from cookies?
Speaker 2: Do they?
Speaker 1: It's busted up as Scottie all smushed it is.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's what I was asking you. Hm. Wow, that
Speaker 2: was the longest way to get the answer I've ever witnessed.
Speaker 1: All right, are you done? We're done? Right, the podcast
Speaker 1: is just done. Sometimes I love you and I don't
Speaker 1: even mean it. Oh, I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm taking this home with me.
Speaker 1: You say this all the time, but I don't think
Speaker 1: you're gonna No I am, I take it. I need
Speaker 1: the box though.
Speaker 2: That's amazing.
Speaker 1: I have to flatten the box and keep it with
Speaker 1: all my other flat boxes. Okay, look how I cleaned
Speaker 1: up today. Yeah, I got rid of like twenty three
Speaker 1: Cereal boxes. Right, well, I do you have to You
Speaker 1: can actually you can stitch. That's nice. We still need
Speaker 1: to come up with, like what do we Okay, for instance,
Speaker 1: if you were not taking this box home. Okay, here's
Speaker 1: the process. We open it, we take two cups, we
Speaker 1: try it, we roll down the bag, and we put
Speaker 1: it back there. That is the table that can be eaten.
Speaker 1: After a while, it's not eaten. What do we do?
Speaker 1: You can't donate it, No one's gonna take it.
Speaker 2: I think you should just start putting them in the kitchen.
Speaker 1: You've said that, but I can't just put bags in
Speaker 1: the kitchen. Here's a bag.
Speaker 2: Well, no, I like, I like the box. Okay, so
Speaker 2: then me.
Speaker 1: But I can't police the box. You know, I can
Speaker 1: put the box on the counter in the kitchen, but
Speaker 1: I'll come in tomorrow. I'm like, the box is gone.
Speaker 2: And then you would cry. I could see you having
Speaker 2: a mental breakdown the minute one of your boxes, like my.
Speaker 1: Children are missing.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you that they have missing signs all over it.
Speaker 1: That's right, you know. It would be an Amber alert.
Speaker 1: And I watched that. I watched the documentary about Amber.
Speaker 1: Did you know Amber was a real girl?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: I didn't know that. I thought it was, Yeah, what's
Speaker 1: going on? You know what? I could just picture the
Speaker 1: cookie butter cereal box on the side of a milk carton,
Speaker 1: missing my children, missing children. They don't do that anymore.
Speaker 1: Did you don't even know what that is? Johnny Gott Wait,
Speaker 1: you don't even know what that is? The missing people
Speaker 1: on the milk cartons? Yes you do.
Speaker 2: Johnny Gosh was the one that started it.
Speaker 1: No, it is Janelle, it's Johnny. I watched the documentary.
Speaker 1: It's on Peacock. It's called The Girl on the milk carton.
Speaker 1: It's literally the first girl that was ever on a
Speaker 1: milk carton. Her name is Janelle.
Speaker 2: Why am I thinking, Oh, because the other guy was
Speaker 2: on it. Sorry, I'm talking about something else. Sorry for
Speaker 2: spreading fake in for me.
Speaker 1: Also, you're thinking of John Walsh.
Speaker 2: No, Johnny Gosh.
Speaker 1: Who's Johnny Gosh. It's a crazy documentary Usher.
Speaker 2: I'm not thinking of Usher.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Johnny Gosh went missing right and hit in nineteen eighty two,
Speaker 2: and the documentary you could watch about it is terrifying
Speaker 2: because the mom said, like thirty years after she said
Speaker 2: he went missing, he like came and was like, I'm
Speaker 2: totally fine. I can't stay with you, but like I'm
Speaker 2: just letting you know, like I'm good and now I'm
Speaker 2: gonna leave, but like goodbye.
Speaker 1: I did that, But it was only thirty minutes. I
Speaker 1: hid in the bushes in front of my house and
Speaker 1: my mom called the police and the whole neighborhood was
Speaker 1: looking for me. And then thirty minutes later, I just
Speaker 1: walked in the house. I'm like, what's up, guys?
Speaker 2: What was this for? Because your mom would't let you
Speaker 2: get like a new kid's cassette?
Speaker 1: No, I was scared because my neighbor pooped under his
Speaker 1: treehouse and I didn't want to get in trouble. I
Speaker 1: was with him, and I'm not kidding. That's exactly what happened. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I got scared. I didn't want to get in trouble,
Speaker 1: so I ran and I hid in the bushes while
Speaker 1: his dad beat his butt with a stick. Yeah, all right.
Speaker 2: We were convinced that one of our neighbors was actually
Speaker 2: a serial killer because with an S no with yeah,
Speaker 2: with an s Okay, we had zero evidence to prove this,
Speaker 2: but we were just like, did you see the garden
Speaker 2: gloves were dirty? Probably because he buried someone.
Speaker 1: Or he planted corn.
Speaker 2: No, oh, who put nobody plants corn in their backyard?
Speaker 1: I do you do? I did? It just didn't work.
Speaker 1: And by the way, my pumpkins. There was one big,
Speaker 1: beautiful pumpkin and some animal got to it and now
Speaker 1: it's mush.
Speaker 2: Sorry.
Speaker 1: Well anyway, this next cereal comes from our friend Matt,
Speaker 1: and it's a store brand of some sort. I did
Speaker 1: no research on this whatsoever. I just really liked the
Speaker 1: box because it's Captain Chalco's. Okay, look at them.
Speaker 2: See sacin Choco's is a little scary.
Speaker 1: It is Kiggins is the brand. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't think Kiggins is a story. I think Kiggins is
Speaker 1: like a supplier like Cisco and one of those in
Speaker 1: Clarsdale or whatever that company is that they just.
Speaker 2: What I can't get enough of this clothing watter.
Speaker 1: All right, well, you got to eat a lot more
Speaker 1: sugar today. So chill brother.
Speaker 2: That is delicious, That is like perfect.
Speaker 1: These are gonna be your fake Coco puffs. We've done
Speaker 1: a lot of fake Cocoa PUFs lately.
Speaker 2: I feel like Captain Choco.
Speaker 1: They smell nice. These actually smell like the Mexican Chocolate's
Speaker 1: ones that we had.
Speaker 2: Can I see him? I want to see face.
Speaker 1: What would his catchphrase be?
Speaker 2: I wanted to say, like something to protect and serve,
Speaker 2: But that's just a police officer.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So anyway, it's our farmland for the power of
Speaker 1: Chocolate something like that. We've we've doused Captain Choco's with
Speaker 1: Farmland fresh dries, organic whole milk. Whole milk always goes
Speaker 1: better with chocolate cereals. I'm just letting you know.
Speaker 2: You should be this for Halloween. You should Choco people
Speaker 2: be like who are you? And you're like, hey, have
Speaker 2: you ever heard of Kiggins?
Speaker 1: I'm the childhood the neighborhood child abductor what right?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: What? Milk cartons?
Speaker 2: And no, no, no, no weird heroes, baby girl, let's
Speaker 2: bring it back the resident child. Are you good today?
Speaker 1: Oh? These are good? Captain Choco, he's all right. We
Speaker 1: know it's a big deal to be invited to a
Speaker 1: child of No the captain okay, and this is actually
Speaker 1: Captain with the t it's not captain. What we know.
Speaker 1: It's a big deal to be invited to breakfast, and
Speaker 1: we're beyond honored you've started your day with us. After all,
Speaker 1: there's nothing quite like passing a box of cereal around
Speaker 1: the table while sharding. Oh well, we'll share your plans
Speaker 1: for the day so they'll continually strive to make these
Speaker 1: moments matter. We'll see you again tomorrow morning, love Kiggins.
Speaker 1: Oh these are good?
Speaker 2: No, okay, they're a decent Oh damn it, I forgot
Speaker 2: to shut my emails off.
Speaker 1: Distributed by Save a Lot st Anne, Missouri.
Speaker 2: I like them, I like them. I give them four bowls.
Speaker 2: I think it's not as good as a cocoa puff,
Speaker 2: but it's it's it's it's decent. The chocolate is nice.
Speaker 1: The chocolate is very nice. I give it four bowls
Speaker 1: as well. But here's here's my question. Because right here
Speaker 1: and it's you know, it's just packaged in the USA,
Speaker 1: but it doesn't say where it's made. So I don't
Speaker 1: know about that.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I don't like that it's made in a
Speaker 2: part of the It doesn't it say it right here.
Speaker 1: That's distributed. It's just packaged in the USA, distributed in Missouri.
Speaker 1: Just send the bags, but it doesn't say where it's made.
Speaker 1: There could be horrible things in here because there might
Speaker 1: be made in a country that allows poison.
Speaker 2: Okay, sounds good.
Speaker 1: Uh, color me crazy, Okay.
Speaker 2: Okay, I can see it.
Speaker 1: I can see it.
Speaker 2: I don't really see anything in here that's terrible. But
Speaker 2: I mean I also don't know what tri sodium phosphate is.
Speaker 2: So well, I hope I don't die.
Speaker 1: We'll be back right after this. It's the right thing
Speaker 1: to do.
Speaker 2: Do you not have the commercial noise?
Speaker 1: No, it needs to be put in there.
Speaker 2: I gate it's saved on your desktop. Remember, we can
Speaker 2: go back to bull chat where I saved it for you.
Speaker 2: And you were like, oh, bookmark it, and then I
Speaker 2: saved it and bookmarked it, and you went, I know
Speaker 2: how bookmarks were.
Speaker 1: I lost the bookmark. It fell out of my book.
Speaker 2: That's not a thing. It's not a thing. It's not
Speaker 2: how bookmarks work.
Speaker 1: So you know, I'm torn as to what I want
Speaker 1: to do right now? Are you want to hurry?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: You got it like ten minutes? Yeah, alright? Cool?
Speaker 2: So are we doing two?
Speaker 1: This cereal?
Speaker 2: Just one?
Speaker 1: Right? Yeah? This Cereal?
Speaker 2: Why is it opened?
Speaker 1: Diamond opened it? Oh okay, She's like, this is the
Speaker 1: only one in here that I can have because I'm
Speaker 1: allergic to the world. So she opened it. This is
Speaker 1: from publics. Oh fine, Cinnamon Cinemon cine crunch squares. These
Speaker 1: are going to I thought that much squares because the
Speaker 1: A is so weird.
Speaker 2: Yeah, bad font design. This This is why you need
Speaker 2: to hire people to do your packaging. What do you
Speaker 2: call it?
Speaker 1: Where they got all this stuff from? Cliffpark? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Canva?
Speaker 1: Canva?
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is legit Canva. I could make this in
Speaker 2: two seconds.
Speaker 1: But you know, for a store brand, I like it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's simple, but like, the font is terrible.
Speaker 2: Why is the a you like that.
Speaker 1: Can you guess how fast roadrunners can run forty miles
Speaker 1: per hour? Fifteen to twenty?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah so close?
Speaker 1: Yeah half half. So this is the difference. Just gonna
Speaker 1: be your fake cinnamon toast crunch. It's from publics. I
Speaker 1: love publics, I really do. That's great that had publics.
Speaker 1: You know, the whole snh green stamps, the whole thing,
Speaker 1: all the things. Yeah, with my grandparents, grandparents. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: You don't listen to me when I speak.
Speaker 2: Honestly, I know it from Boca. I love Boca because
Speaker 2: when I go visit my parents in Florida during the winter,
Speaker 2: because there's a Publix there. They make great subs.
Speaker 1: Cool, So here you go.
Speaker 2: You don't listen to anything I say about my fat.
Speaker 1: It's your fake cinnamon toast crunch with Farmland Fresh Aies
Speaker 1: organic whole milk thing. I say, farm Freshans nineteen fourteen.
Speaker 2: Andrew, I'm telling you about the green labels. Promise you
Speaker 2: don't care.
Speaker 1: It looks similar to cinnamon Toa's crunch.
Speaker 2: I will tell you something that the ridges on this,
Speaker 2: the cinnamon ridges almost look like a burnt steak.
Speaker 1: Tell you wondering, here's delicious I'm gonna get four bowls
Speaker 1: and a spoon right off the bat. It's almost five.
Speaker 1: It's really good. I like it a lot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the tishal little stale. No, yeah, right now, okay,
Speaker 2: well for me, it's chasing a little stale.
Speaker 1: I really like it.
Speaker 2: I like it too. I give it four bowls four
Speaker 2: mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what are you hitting me for?
Speaker 2: No, I have to I have to tell you something.
Speaker 2: I would like to bump down the cocoa on shit.
Speaker 2: Three bowls in a spoon.
Speaker 1: Really, all right, I'm leaving mine afore. I liked it.
Speaker 1: Guess what what?
Speaker 2: Serial killers? Everything bus bickering, length about nothing, bickering, a
Speaker 2: bonus box. All we need is a cereal graveyard. I
Speaker 2: can't I mentioned of Wilford Brimley, a weird superhero.
Speaker 1: This is actually a double bonus box, and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: explain why. So back in June of twenty twenty three,
Speaker 1: you couldn't be here because something more important happened. You
Speaker 1: had a meeting, whatever it was, you couldn't you were
Speaker 1: doing some other podcast. I forget what it was. I
Speaker 1: have to go watch the video. In any event, Okay,
Speaker 1: that's when we did Kit Cat cereal. Oh, Danielle, and
Speaker 1: I did kit Cat cereal okay from General Mills. Great. Now,
Speaker 1: excuse me one moment, I'm gonna go to the cereal
Speaker 1: sack down here?
Speaker 2: When did we get Farmland Fresh shirts?
Speaker 1: I didn't give you yours?
Speaker 2: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: What I would wear this?
Speaker 1: Look at that? Isn't that great?
Speaker 2: And you've been just keeping this under your desk.
Speaker 1: I told you I cleaned up, So I'm taking this. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's yours, great, this is mine. So anyway, this is
Speaker 1: the box that we did back in June of twenty
Speaker 1: twenty three. I still have it. You never tried it,
Speaker 1: so you're gonna need to try it today. Oh no,
Speaker 1: fin sealed doing a year old cereal? Andrew? I need
Speaker 1: you to because you have to do it. Fine, but
Speaker 1: I did it already.
Speaker 2: I don't care if I have to eat old cereal
Speaker 2: that may have roaches.
Speaker 1: There's no roaches. You don't have roaches here.
Speaker 2: Please, this room could be a fear factory.
Speaker 1: You just need you just need to take me. Listen
Speaker 1: to me. It's very important that you pay attention to that.
Speaker 1: I'm paying attention to extremely It's extremely important. So we're
Speaker 1: gonna hit it with a little Farmland Fresh Dairies organic
Speaker 1: hole milk. This is kit Cat Cereal. It was released
Speaker 1: about two years ago. Okay, actually you're in a little bit.
Speaker 1: What's the matter.
Speaker 2: I'm just looking in there.
Speaker 1: Don't look in there, look here, look into your eyes. Yes,
Speaker 1: so just try. Look it might be a little bit stale,
Speaker 1: but I need you to just try, like a little
Speaker 1: one or two little squares. Okay, look, I'm gonna eat it,
Speaker 1: I promise. Hmm. Yeah, it's okay, right, Yeah, so I
Speaker 1: gave that four balls. Okay, it was much better when
Speaker 1: was fresh. Danielle gave it three balls in this spoof. Okay,
Speaker 1: now new, improved, proved. Now it's been all the rage online.
Speaker 1: All the cereal groups are talking about it, and they
Speaker 1: say it really is new and improved. Usually when it's
Speaker 1: as new and improved, they just make it smaller and
Speaker 1: it's more expensive. Okay, but I'm hearing that it's way better.
Speaker 1: So I don't know. Everyone just said, no, it really
Speaker 1: is much better. So they change the recipe around a
Speaker 1: little bit. Oh boy, it even looks different. Look at
Speaker 1: that it's lighter.
Speaker 2: Oh boy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're very you're very concerned. Very concerned. Okay, here
Speaker 1: we go.
Speaker 2: Oh it's the new Kitcat logo too.
Speaker 1: It's everything new. Look at that. Wow, look it's much lighter.
Speaker 1: I'm very excited. I'm very excited that you can't judge
Speaker 1: a smell by a thing. What, Yes, you can't judge
Speaker 1: cereal by its smell.
Speaker 2: But I think you actually can.
Speaker 1: This is the new, the new, improved Kit Cat cereal
Speaker 1: from General Mills. Okay, finally fresh Dairyes, organic hole milk,
Speaker 1: and I'm very excited. I'm try this. Here we go, ready, one,
Speaker 1: two three? It haw's a different taste. It's oh wow,
Speaker 1: that's good. No, that tastes like a good cat.
Speaker 2: It does. But I'll tell you one other thing. Tell
Speaker 2: me they used the thing that was in the Polar
Speaker 2: Bear cereal or whatever.
Speaker 1: What.
Speaker 2: It tastes icy? Are you noticing that? No, it tastes
Speaker 2: like cold, like you get a cold sensation while you're
Speaker 2: eating it. No, I'm telling you. I don't focus on
Speaker 2: it mm hmm, and it gets cold.
Speaker 1: Nope. Can I win five balls? That's really good?
Speaker 2: I would not give this five balls?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like it alright, four in a spoon?
Speaker 2: Fine, Yeah, it tastes good. Kitcat which is weird for breakfast, yeah,
Speaker 2: which does not sound like it should be something your
Speaker 2: children should be eating.
Speaker 1: What are you thinking?
Speaker 2: I give it four bowls.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's it.
Speaker 2: I like it because it actually tastes like a kit cat,
Speaker 2: whereas the other one did not. Right, But the weird
Speaker 2: cool sensation I got was not fun.
Speaker 1: I don't feel it. Sorry, there's no room in the trash.
Speaker 1: It's overflowing. All right, Well, listen, that's a great episode, man,
Speaker 1: just well over twenty minutes.
Speaker 2: Wow, twenty two in fact.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so thank you for listening to Cereal Killer. So
Speaker 1: much sugar today, everything had so much sugar. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: much high?
Speaker 2: You know, is that going to be the title of
Speaker 2: the episode, so.
Speaker 1: Much, so much sugar?
Speaker 2: No, yeah, I think of Actually that was episode three
Speaker 2: seventy two.
Speaker 1: It was we're not at three seventy two yet. Learn
Speaker 1: about actually seventy t learn about episodes?
Speaker 2: Yeah, episode titling.
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