Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Podcast. Nicky, here's Nicky. Hello here, I
Speaker 1: am a nick Laser podcast. Welcome to the show. I'm
Speaker 1: Nicky Glazer. It is Monday. It is actually Friday where
Speaker 1: we are. We are pre recording this. So if something
Speaker 1: big happens over the weekend and we don't comment on it,
Speaker 1: it's because we don't care about anything except ourselves and
Speaker 1: we didn't know about it. Because but I feel like
Speaker 1: something big is coming. Yeah, like I mean, we are
Speaker 1: brink of nuclear war, I hope. So maybe I'll knock
Speaker 1: out some New York competition. I could be a number
Speaker 1: one comedian if everyone dies on the coast. Chris told
Speaker 1: me last night on Your On Your Marina's here as
Speaker 1: well as Andrew and Noah. Of course, Noah's and and
Speaker 1: Anya are business remotely. And Andrew I wish was remote. Look,
Speaker 1: first of all, I took a poop purpose Andrew comes
Speaker 1: up to my apartment nine floors up. You have nine bathrooms.
Speaker 1: I have three, But it's regardless. He comes up literally
Speaker 1: seven minutes before we begin the podcast, and every single
Speaker 1: time he goes and he poops, it's almost every time
Speaker 1: there is I hear multiple flushes. So that's when I
Speaker 1: know it's a poop. No, it's just I got so
Speaker 1: much piss. There is way more fiss than you think.
Speaker 1: I'm glad that bowl is like contains multitudes because when yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like a poem, um, but it's a yeah. He
Speaker 1: came up today and I go, are you going to poop?
Speaker 1: He had just gotten here. I'm like, you couldn't if
Speaker 1: I know I'm going to some third location. I just
Speaker 1: try to. But I get where you go to places
Speaker 1: and suddenly you just have to poop. You didn't know
Speaker 1: it before that, I did not know it. I had
Speaker 1: a burrito from Trader Joe's and I had a coffee.
Speaker 1: Performing gives you nerv a lot before you perform. So
Speaker 1: I think this is a performance of sorts, and so
Speaker 1: it's kind of gets that going because you have the
Speaker 1: same it's the same energy before show. I think it is.
Speaker 1: It's died down a lot, especially, I mean, we do
Speaker 1: this so much. I mean, but yeah, No, I've been
Speaker 1: known to ship before shows. Some I knew people that
Speaker 1: throw up before show. Josh Allen, he's a quarterback for
Speaker 1: the Bills, throws up before and he's like, it's not interrextsy.
Speaker 1: It's just getting ready for the game. Yeah yeah right, Um,
Speaker 1: let me and Nikki tell you all about Andreia that
Speaker 1: not interacts you. Okay, that is way different. One more
Speaker 1: theory about Andrew's um spat is it could be a
Speaker 1: compliment to you, Nick, like I feel so relaxed around
Speaker 1: you that it's not I love the spin, great spin,
Speaker 1: but I know that andrews her our anxiety induced. He's
Speaker 1: not in my heart. Yeah. I just saw him go
Speaker 1: creep back in the bathroom, like his little bathroom, and
Speaker 1: I go, what do you It was always like when
Speaker 1: Marian goes back there, and I was like, what are
Speaker 1: you going to do? It's always to poop. It's like dogs.
Speaker 1: And Andrew never go back into a back bathroom to
Speaker 1: do anything. Well, when I lived here, you had a
Speaker 1: rule that I couldn't shot in the middle bathroom because
Speaker 1: it was like, you know, it just walks out into
Speaker 1: the kitchen a lot more. That makes sense. So I
Speaker 1: go to the back corner, like you know, I went
Speaker 1: to the back corner. I didn't sit in the middle.
Speaker 1: I know, but it's just it's just funny to me.
Speaker 1: I get it, and I'm not I was laughing. But
Speaker 1: I just was like, are you pooping? Because it is funny.
Speaker 1: You literally were in your apartment four minutes ago, and
Speaker 1: you could have done it there. You know what, I
Speaker 1: didn't do it? Read I have a one bathroom. Luckily
Speaker 1: I'm on the third floor, dres two shooters on there.
Speaker 1: I should in the hallway when Brennan is getting ready
Speaker 1: in the morning, I go, I go and shoot in
Speaker 1: the hallway. It's a considerate what we're supposed to applaud
Speaker 1: you for that, for not wanting to be in the
Speaker 1: bathroom while she's doing her makeup and shipping. That seems
Speaker 1: like it's serving you by going hallway into a public shitter.
Speaker 1: When you in the hallway hallway hallway. Oh that's a
Speaker 1: great shitter. Believe me, I've hit that one up before.
Speaker 1: It's not that I don't mind. We are abnormal that
Speaker 1: we can even poop in public. Some people cannot even
Speaker 1: poop in public. Public pooper. I could see you waiting.
Speaker 1: I mean, if you're a touring musician, you have to
Speaker 1: so I've been. I've been P and P four decades.
Speaker 1: Do you enjoy it, though? Do you enjoy a public poop?
Speaker 1: I don't, Nicky was just talking about Borders books the
Speaker 1: other day on our girls chat or somebody was, and
Speaker 1: I was like, Borders, Oh yeah, I remember, like a
Speaker 1: good bookstore bathroom poop is always welcome. Yeah, there's something
Speaker 1: about books and like small things stuck together, like cluttered
Speaker 1: together that induces pooping for me big time. I also
Speaker 1: heard a trick that I want to share with everyone
Speaker 1: that really did work for me. The other day. I
Speaker 1: was on the toilette and um, having a little bit
Speaker 1: of like, oh, I know there's more, you know, out
Speaker 1: there for me in the world. Yeah, in there, out there,
Speaker 1: I know there's more in me to get out there.
Speaker 1: And I heard this thing on the Always Sunny podcast. Um,
Speaker 1: it was just a clip that played, but Glenna Howarton
Speaker 1: was sharing that when he is having struggles getting out
Speaker 1: things out, that he pictures a dog pooping and just
Speaker 1: a dog like kind of shaking and looking over its shoulder,
Speaker 1: and like if he pictures it, it can help aid
Speaker 1: his own. And I did it the other day. And
Speaker 1: it's funny because on the podcast they were like, what
Speaker 1: sized dog, and for some reason he was like, like
Speaker 1: a medium sized dog, And that really helped me because
Speaker 1: I would be like what kind of dog and for
Speaker 1: some reason, A I don't own a medium sized dog,
Speaker 1: so it's more like a dog that I don't have,
Speaker 1: and I just picture it like looking at me and
Speaker 1: shaking and pooping and it kind of helped. And also
Speaker 1: another trick that really does work if you This is
Speaker 1: one if like, I'm so sorry for the poop chat
Speaker 1: at the top of the show, but um, we'll move
Speaker 1: on to um yeah, we'll move on to period blood soon.
Speaker 1: It's uh, if you have got one that's just on
Speaker 1: the precipice. This isn't like I think I have warned me.
Speaker 1: This is like you know you do, and it's just
Speaker 1: not you're either exhausted. You sit up straight like a
Speaker 1: straight ninety degree angle, and then you move back and
Speaker 1: forth at your hip joint like a lever like this,
Speaker 1: you move back and forth. Um going to like that
Speaker 1: works years ago, gently like eases it out and it
Speaker 1: really frank of your own body. It's like or you
Speaker 1: ever feel selemium husk from Whole Foods like Taylor the
Speaker 1: other day. Um yeah, squatty potty, I mean that's kind
Speaker 1: of like the work. Do you guys have squatty potties?
Speaker 1: What I do but sometimes I'm even too lazy to
Speaker 1: do it right there though, But just this, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: just ut my feet right up on the seat. I
Speaker 1: use that trash can that I've found that before. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you out there, people need to get squatty potties.
Speaker 1: They're great, although, um is there something bad about The
Speaker 1: only bad thing about it is i'd rather you know,
Speaker 1: I was doing the Graham bensing Or show, which you
Speaker 1: can watch on YouTube now. It covers my whole vocal
Speaker 1: cord surgery thing and you can check it out. Um,
Speaker 1: he was over here for um, you know, to interview me,
Speaker 1: and we're friends, like we it's in the thing, but
Speaker 1: we like went on a date before, Like I'm I
Speaker 1: know this guy. He was over and I was getting
Speaker 1: my hair and makeup done in my bathroom and he
Speaker 1: came into like discuss the interview, just like talk to
Speaker 1: me about it. That's how he kind of talks. And
Speaker 1: he walked and he was like, oh, say do you
Speaker 1: like that. I'm like, now, you know, like you're picturing
Speaker 1: me shooting Like there's just no way you're not. So
Speaker 1: like there's just something for some reason. It's the same
Speaker 1: as like buying toilet paper. Everyone knows what you're gonna
Speaker 1: do with that, but you might. As a girl with
Speaker 1: toilet paper, you can go, I'm just using it to
Speaker 1: wipe my pea, and then as a guy, I'm just
Speaker 1: let my girl take some mean ships. Like it's not
Speaker 1: because she needs the squatty potty to support. That's what's
Speaker 1: made out of like a wood, so it's not like
Speaker 1: that harsh plastic that selects dust and like you can
Speaker 1: kind of see ship stains on it, or like piss
Speaker 1: stains like some people squat it is a Yeah, it
Speaker 1: looks nice, but it's everyone knows what it's for. My
Speaker 1: toilet is what you say, My toilet is mahogany. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm thinking. Why not like you know, you
Speaker 1: don't see the ship stains. I don't mind a toilet seat,
Speaker 1: you know, like grandma toilet seat that feels good. I
Speaker 1: don't mind if a toilet. I don't love a hot
Speaker 1: toilet seat, but I don't hate it. But a hot
Speaker 1: padded seat, like after Grandma took it down, it's a
Speaker 1: lot and it starts to crack, and then you're like
Speaker 1: it starts. The weirdest thing is when you get a
Speaker 1: heated toilet seat a like a nice a rich friend
Speaker 1: house or something, and it feels so it feels like
Speaker 1: someone was just sitting there because we're so not used
Speaker 1: to it. Rich people just go, oh, it's a toilet.
Speaker 1: But like anyone who's like not rich, goes who was
Speaker 1: a fat ghost? Just on this? Like how if if
Speaker 1: it's hot, they're sweat on it, that's the poor man's
Speaker 1: heated seat. I mean, I wipe down if I see
Speaker 1: any kind of residue, and then I sit my bare
Speaker 1: ass on it. Even if there was just piece bittle
Speaker 1: from a stranger, I will still wipe it down with
Speaker 1: a dry thing and then sit upon it, because what
Speaker 1: is the fucking difference? I am? Sometimes you will not
Speaker 1: sit on the pea, oh a pea, And then sometimes
Speaker 1: a poop will appear because maybe I'm cranking, I don't know.
Speaker 1: But then I'll peel little on the seat and go
Speaker 1: it's my pist. And then you'll pull up your pants
Speaker 1: and go buy your day. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean I got a little pee on my hand
Speaker 1: the other day and I didn't wash my hands. I
Speaker 1: was just like, it's fine. I haven't drinking a lot
Speaker 1: of water. It's mostly water. You've done the fake before.
Speaker 1: We've talked about this. Oh yeah, where you just threw
Speaker 1: up your hands. Yeah, you just go like that, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: and then you look around. Why do we even do
Speaker 1: to fake? Because we all wash our hands too much.
Speaker 1: I think it's too much. I don't get sick because
Speaker 1: I'm constantly absorbing your own, my own astrums all the time.
Speaker 1: Wash your hands. Yeah, I've started doing that since hearing
Speaker 1: Nikki's theory on it. But are you guys like crazy
Speaker 1: about hand sanitizer and washing our hands? Like, not at all.
Speaker 1: I wish your theory was true though, about being sick,
Speaker 1: because I have been exposed to so many germs and
Speaker 1: so many illnesses and my loans. You're pretty clean person, honey,
Speaker 1: like so many breakdown counters hand sanitizer. Do not use
Speaker 1: hand sanitizer. How do you keep so clean? You're so clean?
Speaker 1: I'm not, but I've had so many colds. It doesn't
Speaker 1: it doesn't do anything for my immunity whatsoever. I never
Speaker 1: even had a flu shot until three years ago. So
Speaker 1: did you just start getting sick more? No? My parents
Speaker 1: smoked and I was like diagnosed with a smoker's cough
Speaker 1: when I was eight and I had strepped throat multiple times,
Speaker 1: and it was probably overprescribed antibiotics, So I think I
Speaker 1: messed up my gut and lungs. Didn't your parents smoke? Nick? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And I had chronic sinus infections my entire life, but
Speaker 1: I never was treated for them. It was always just
Speaker 1: like waited out and my dad would go, it yellow.
Speaker 1: Is it yellow? The yellow? It's sun infection and I
Speaker 1: would be like, it's always yellow, it never goes away.
Speaker 1: I have creased in my nose from always going. They
Speaker 1: called me picking nicky at school because I'm always picking
Speaker 1: boogers because I'm It's just just it was horrible. I
Speaker 1: bagged undermines constantly. It's like I was just and then
Speaker 1: it was all from smoking. It's so insane. What were
Speaker 1: they thinking they got lied to? I mean every movie
Speaker 1: had someone smoking a cigarette. Were literally said it's healthy.
Speaker 1: I know, But when I smoked, I start hacking up gunk.
Speaker 1: I'm coughing throughout the night, I'm coughing throughout the day.
Speaker 1: What no matter what a doctor's telling you, how do
Speaker 1: you think that is you can't catch your breath as
Speaker 1: much like you gotta know that it's poison. How could
Speaker 1: it not be James Dean did it for so long too, man.
Speaker 1: Nick Rolls special is really funny. I just watched it
Speaker 1: and he's talking about when he smoked. He just felt
Speaker 1: so cool. Did you watch it on you? I loved
Speaker 1: his impression of that guy Jake. He's just like it's
Speaker 1: a It's just like, hey, I'm just like, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm not an asshole. I'm just shy, you know, Like
Speaker 1: that's just this character Jake that he felt like and
Speaker 1: he was always like and my real personality is like
Speaker 1: I like you, and Jake would just be like, you know,
Speaker 1: like listen, I couldn't make it to your mom's funeral
Speaker 1: because I got tickets to Incubus. Like, Jake is just
Speaker 1: this cool guy that there were so many good ones.
Speaker 1: I really loved his special UM a lot. Chris and
Speaker 1: I laughed so much the other night. We've been watching
Speaker 1: a lot of comedy specials. It's been good to absorb
Speaker 1: more comedy um lately. But his was really good. And
Speaker 1: I you know, I'm not like I wasn't really aware
Speaker 1: of his stand up that much. But did you like
Speaker 1: any other but throw it on about his mom and
Speaker 1: like you gotta play cooler? Mom's like mean to our
Speaker 1: mom's you you're or not I mean to your mom.
Speaker 1: Here's my impression of all of you fuckers when your
Speaker 1: mom calls and then he just looks at his phone.
Speaker 1: He's like fuck. And then he was like, why don't
Speaker 1: we mean to her mom's. My favorite was when he
Speaker 1: goes like I'm an adult man, and my mom will
Speaker 1: be like and they were so nice to her dad's like,
Speaker 1: my dad will be like, I can't make it to
Speaker 1: the game tonight, you know, I gotta play cards with
Speaker 1: my friends or something. And it's like, okay, daddy, It's okay, daddy,
Speaker 1: thank you for even trying, daddy, daddy, And then like
Speaker 1: to our mom's. Our mom's like, oh, I like that
Speaker 1: jacket on your like Jack, why does this one? It's
Speaker 1: so funny. I wonder what it is. I wonder his
Speaker 1: dad was a big business man. He's probably gone a lot.
Speaker 1: Wonder one though, Like our dads just get away with
Speaker 1: so much. In mom's like it, I am so mean
Speaker 1: to my mom. It's embarrassing to be around. My parents
Speaker 1: are one of my boyfriend because my boyfriend the other
Speaker 1: you know, when we were in Denver to go see Wilco.
Speaker 1: I flew my parents out and then we met them,
Speaker 1: me and Chris, and it was the first time I
Speaker 1: spent like solid time with Chris and my parents, like
Speaker 1: over forty hours. Like you know, we had our own
Speaker 1: hotel rooms and stuff. But my mom stayed with Chris
Speaker 1: and I stayed with my dad. But um, a full
Speaker 1: time job. Yeah, that's funny. They we went to columb
Speaker 1: Mine together, you know, all the stops, and it was
Speaker 1: my third time going to Columbine one year. Let's just
Speaker 1: put that out there. And it was magical. My mom
Speaker 1: loved it so much. There were when you got groundhogs
Speaker 1: almost got struck by lighting. Was awesome. Um, but there
Speaker 1: was a moment where like I was just like snapping
Speaker 1: at them and just like you know, I got them
Speaker 1: a hotel room, and my dad made some mention of
Speaker 1: like you know, Chris asked where they went to dinner
Speaker 1: the night before they picked us up from the airport,
Speaker 1: and there they were in Denver a couple of days
Speaker 1: and I got there in the hotel room. I got
Speaker 1: them their flights, like it was my gift for their
Speaker 1: four youth anniversary, and I just got them this hotel
Speaker 1: room that I like to stay at this hotel in
Speaker 1: like the Denver Tech Center, which is not like it's
Speaker 1: you know, it's fifteen minutes from anywhere you want to
Speaker 1: go in Denver, but it's not in like a cool area.
Speaker 1: So I got them a car so they wouldn't have
Speaker 1: to deal with uber, Like I paid for all of
Speaker 1: this stuff knowing that they would be like, well, it's
Speaker 1: nor but I like, I knew this hotel is nice,
Speaker 1: and I get it in Chris because where do you
Speaker 1: go to dinner with s And he goes, well, we're
Speaker 1: on this Denver Tech Center. There's nothing out there, and
Speaker 1: I go, what are you talking about? That's why I
Speaker 1: got you a car. I'm just like, and then it
Speaker 1: was just rage time and then them trying to navigate
Speaker 1: the system, and I was just snapping. And by the way,
Speaker 1: this was when I was in silence, so I'm snapping
Speaker 1: with the talk the voice like this, well, Dad, I
Speaker 1: did get you that Denver Tech Center hotel, but I
Speaker 1: got you a rental car because I knew you would
Speaker 1: complain about this. So it's just like and then it's
Speaker 1: so funny because I'm thinking back on this and I'm like,
Speaker 1: clearly I was talking then there's no way I could
Speaker 1: have really been that obnoxious and that, but I was
Speaker 1: because I went in to go get Starbucks because we
Speaker 1: ordered one on the way to Columbine and I went
Speaker 1: in to go run and get my dad and I
Speaker 1: coffee and Chris was like, I'll come with you. And
Speaker 1: he came in with me, and I'm like, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: and he was like, Hey, it's totally fine. I get it.
Speaker 1: He's like, just want you to know, like it's a
Speaker 1: different side of you that I'm not used to seeing.
Speaker 1: And you just have to know that I know you,
Speaker 1: and I know your family, and I know that you
Speaker 1: don't act like this normally, and there's you have a
Speaker 1: very short fuse with them, very short, and I get it,
Speaker 1: it's family. It's different, but just know that it's different
Speaker 1: and you're not being as lenient with them as you
Speaker 1: are with other people, and it's maybe not fair to them.
Speaker 1: And it was just a very nice talk to be like,
Speaker 1: and you were like, fuck you, Let's go to Columbine
Speaker 1: for the third time. Did you know that Eric was
Speaker 1: a psychopath? In Tilling was just suicidal? Let's go. The
Speaker 1: school is in session, but I think we can get
Speaker 1: in the gym. If we play our call, its right,
Speaker 1: so we are. So it was nice to hear that
Speaker 1: because he was just like, it's nice when you're when
Speaker 1: someone who loves you is you're not. It'd be different
Speaker 1: if I was short with him and he would be like,
Speaker 1: you're being rude right now, but just him on behalf
Speaker 1: of my parents was it was a nice reminder to like,
Speaker 1: I need to chill out, but it's just it's so
Speaker 1: hard not to and they're going to be around not
Speaker 1: that long. Why am I so mean? Maybe because our
Speaker 1: mom's house us in their bodies and oftentimes breastfeed us.
Speaker 1: So we're just like we have to get a little
Speaker 1: healthy distance. We've been so close to you. Isabelle Hagen,
Speaker 1: this comedian I watch a lot on Instagram. She has
Speaker 1: this joke where she was like, my mom um breast
Speaker 1: fed me, and my mom told me that you know,
Speaker 1: I breasted you until you were three, and she was like, yeah, Mom,
Speaker 1: I remember. She's really good. You should check her out.
Speaker 1: Isabel Hagen h a g E n um. Yeah, let's
Speaker 1: go to break and come back and maybe dissected a
Speaker 1: little bit more, but we will get the top one
Speaker 1: bottom alright, we're back. Um, do you are you mean
Speaker 1: to your parents on? Do you have a short foods
Speaker 1: with them? I mean, I feel like we're all like
Speaker 1: I definitely related to that thing about nick girl going.
Speaker 1: So my mom will be like, so I'm sending you
Speaker 1: an email about the best art deco movements in l
Speaker 1: A or whatever. Now he's like, Mom, you know that's
Speaker 1: not my favorite movement. I'll get short. I'll get short
Speaker 1: if she like, if I feel like I'm being told shorter, shorter,
Speaker 1: if I get if I get told if the shortest,
Speaker 1: I get really small, like tiny, it's like a little
Speaker 1: if I if she if she tells me ind of
Speaker 1: like like what to do? Like if if I feel
Speaker 1: like it's I don't know. There's times where my mom
Speaker 1: where it's because I grew up and she didn't do
Speaker 1: anything because she was an alcoholic. And now it's great,
Speaker 1: like she doesn't drink, but like and she has great
Speaker 1: wisdom because she went through things like that. But I
Speaker 1: still know her as what her actions were. So if
Speaker 1: she tells me like what my action should be, I
Speaker 1: get defensive really like, yeah, well you should have checked
Speaker 1: on me. You should have left your bedroom during my
Speaker 1: childhood I know. I mean, the house is too big.
Speaker 1: I had to shoot up so far away from her.
Speaker 1: I think I think she was happy about that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that far away from your mother. But I and then
Speaker 1: my dad, I think like he he never really tries
Speaker 1: to give me life advice. You know, yeah, so, but
Speaker 1: he worked so hard because he was a physician. He
Speaker 1: worked eighty to one hundred hours. So whenever he does
Speaker 1: give me advice, I'm like, he knows what he's talking.
Speaker 1: I think that's where it might come from, because you're like,
Speaker 1: you get defensive with your mom because you don't see
Speaker 1: her work like what you would consider like a work,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, maybe I had something to
Speaker 1: do with it. I get mad at my mom when
Speaker 1: she I can sense that she's worried what other people
Speaker 1: think about me, and because I know that I also
Speaker 1: have those fears, but I'm constantly fighting them. So when
Speaker 1: my mom takes on them for me too, of like Nick,
Speaker 1: you don't need to say that, or like how about
Speaker 1: you know, are you really going to wear that on there?
Speaker 1: Like these things of like, and I always just go, yeah,
Speaker 1: what's going to happen? What? And also I've had a
Speaker 1: twenty year career and it's kind of worked out for me.
Speaker 1: And I do you think maybe I'm good at making
Speaker 1: people don't want to see that? Nick? They don't want
Speaker 1: to see you sing a song, they don't want to
Speaker 1: see people don't want to and I just don't. Sometimes
Speaker 1: I get it wrong. Sometimes I don't. But I think overall,
Speaker 1: I kind of know what I'm doing. Do you want
Speaker 1: to be my manager? Mom? Do you want to? Lynn
Speaker 1: spears me, like she just and she's only just trying
Speaker 1: to do her best, and like help, I can only
Speaker 1: imagine being a mother and everything. She just goes everything
Speaker 1: I say you, you just can't take it, you can't.
Speaker 1: I don't even want to talk to you anymore. You
Speaker 1: know what, I'm not even gonna talk anymore. And then
Speaker 1: it's just that kind of like then it's I hate
Speaker 1: that threat of like, well then I'm not going to
Speaker 1: say anything. It's like I have a little bit of
Speaker 1: a theory that I want to run. In the last
Speaker 1: in the last segment, when you were talking about Chris
Speaker 1: pulling you over to the side and having a talk
Speaker 1: with you and just like rationally explaining the situation and
Speaker 1: all that, it sounded like a very dad conversation to
Speaker 1: me and when I like right now, when you're talking
Speaker 1: about Julie. When I look at the relationship I had
Speaker 1: with my parents, it's always my dad that is the
Speaker 1: calm and rational and the one who explained stuff, and
Speaker 1: my mom was always like the explosive, emotional. So I
Speaker 1: wonder if that's why we're so many to our moms
Speaker 1: and it's just us like giving them back what they
Speaker 1: give us. Yeah, I think that could be. I will
Speaker 1: say though, that my dad I I often want to
Speaker 1: play mediator for their things. I don't know if anyone
Speaker 1: relates to this, but you watch your parents get into
Speaker 1: the same arguments they've been getting into for forty years
Speaker 1: in front of you, like the same things. Like the
Speaker 1: other night, my dad, I guess my mom cooked enchilada's
Speaker 1: and my dad made some comment like, be nice if
Speaker 1: we had ngelata sauce, because e J hand roasted tomatoes
Speaker 1: to make this sauce. She worked all day on this meal.
Speaker 1: And my dad's only comment was that it would be
Speaker 1: nice with enchelata sauce. And it just that ticked me
Speaker 1: off so much that she didn't have that sauce. My dad.
Speaker 1: The sauce is right there, Yeah, it's right, he could
Speaker 1: just it's from a candles. I'm sorry, And then my
Speaker 1: dad's defense is always I'm sorry. I just like it was.
Speaker 1: Am I supposed to lie and say I like it
Speaker 1: when I don't. It's just like I think you can
Speaker 1: find something about it that you like and maybe say
Speaker 1: you know and next time, you know what, why don't
Speaker 1: you go by a and eventelats so that you have
Speaker 1: it next time? She makes enchiladas. And then my mom
Speaker 1: goes right to, I'm never making a meal for you again.
Speaker 1: That's it. I'm done. And I have been hearing that
Speaker 1: threat for thirty five years, like an empty threat. A
Speaker 1: little bit, it's never gonna and she goes, I'm serious
Speaker 1: this time. I'm serious. I'm not. I'm not doing it anymore.
Speaker 1: You're not doing and it is I get her point.
Speaker 1: I want her to do that. I wanted to go,
Speaker 1: I will not make you meals anymore. But but it's
Speaker 1: an empty threat because I know she will. I would
Speaker 1: love my mom to put down her foot because it
Speaker 1: is rude. He never he's and then why can't you
Speaker 1: say thank you? He goes, I did say thank you,
Speaker 1: but and I go, thank you don't have a butt
Speaker 1: and sorries don't have a butt, and I was like,
Speaker 1: type like, sorries don't have a yeah, And I did
Speaker 1: it from you, Dad, I didn't get it from you.
Speaker 1: I didn't get what I wanted from you. And I
Speaker 1: said thank you. I'm sorry, but I just like him
Speaker 1: with I like, I've heard this my whole life. My
Speaker 1: mom will go, you know what, fuck you, fuck this.
Speaker 1: I made a goddamn soup you want. If you don't
Speaker 1: like it, don't eat it. Make whatever you fucking want.
Speaker 1: And then my dad will go like, I'm sorry, what
Speaker 1: was I supposed to say? And she's like, what about
Speaker 1: thank you? And he's like, but I like my soup warm,
Speaker 1: I like it hot. It's not hot. What am I
Speaker 1: supposed to lie? And so it's just like this, and
Speaker 1: I just I'm like, what can't you both see the path?
Speaker 1: Like it's so clear for me, It's like Dad is unappreciative.
Speaker 1: So then mom goes into um being feeling sad about
Speaker 1: not being appreciated, and then she lashes out with fuck you.
Speaker 1: And then my dad is offended by her saying fuck you,
Speaker 1: so he leans more into your crazy and then my
Speaker 1: mom here's crazy, and then she goes into it's like
Speaker 1: it's someone needs to break the cycle, and I just
Speaker 1: don't like break. I don't know. Also like love each
Speaker 1: they also enjoy each other's company more than anyone. And
Speaker 1: it happened so much. They don't really call it a fight. Andrew,
Speaker 1: how fucking dare you to fight? My whole life saying
Speaker 1: stop fighting, stop fighting? And then it would all go
Speaker 1: to me and go, we are not fighting. You say
Speaker 1: that all the time. And I said it with my
Speaker 1: voice the other night of if you guys would please
Speaker 1: stop getting into this same fight over the last and
Speaker 1: they were like you and you calling this a fight,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, and they always go, it's it was
Speaker 1: my first joke I ever wrote was probably in fourth grade.
Speaker 1: I remember they said it's because it always happened. We
Speaker 1: would go, yeah, well that I guess that was third grade,
Speaker 1: but fourth grade sitting on this banister is great. Fourth grade.
Speaker 1: My first joke I remember was my parents like I
Speaker 1: just remember them going, it's not a fight, it's a discussion,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, well, when we have a discussion about
Speaker 1: the book A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, Um, my teacher
Speaker 1: doesn't throw a chair across the room. And say fuck
Speaker 1: you guys and then run out of the room. So
Speaker 1: that like I was comparing it to the discussions like
Speaker 1: a book discussion, like you know, like, oh, we're discussing this.
Speaker 1: It's not like fuck you and slamming a door. That
Speaker 1: to me is a fight. It's like and I feel
Speaker 1: gas lit as a child. If your kids think you're fighting,
Speaker 1: you're fighting because guess what, it's not up to you
Speaker 1: to determine what a fight is. He feels like if
Speaker 1: there's a fight going on, there means their feelings are
Speaker 1: being invalidated by you saying no, we're just having a discussion.
Speaker 1: I love my parents so much, but I just want
Speaker 1: to say, Mom, if you're listening and going, everyone's gonna
Speaker 1: think we are just the worst people. Every family is
Speaker 1: like this. You're not alone. My dad and mom for
Speaker 1: five years fought. It was beyond fighting, it was of
Speaker 1: it was. It was bad like I would go to
Speaker 1: my room because I really was. I would like kill
Speaker 1: things in there. That's what the that's what made him
Speaker 1: a murderer. You looked out. I know, I got in
Speaker 1: the stand up like they tried it so much more.
Speaker 1: Famous just killed a few people. That's I just want
Speaker 1: to say the whole Damer show. He's just like, I'm
Speaker 1: a failure, no one's ever I'm not going to amount
Speaker 1: to anything. I'm never going to be anything. And I'm like, Jeff,
Speaker 1: you have no idea how much entertainment you were going
Speaker 1: to bring to millions of people in forty years. He's
Speaker 1: like the Van Gogh of murderers. Like the most popular
Speaker 1: Netflix show that has ever been Just stay Alive, Jeff,
Speaker 1: You'll see it. He wanted to stay alive. He got
Speaker 1: beaten to death by a guy in prison when they
Speaker 1: were cleaning toilets and there was a discussion. They were
Speaker 1: having a discussion, but my dad would yell like it
Speaker 1: was beyond yelling, like the loudest fighting you could ever see.
Speaker 1: You have neighbors or where you would like so rich
Speaker 1: that you had like we were. My dad just got
Speaker 1: rich enough so he could yell at my mom and peace.
Speaker 1: So my dad, I just remember hearing and I go,
Speaker 1: why are you yelling? I'm not yelling, And then finally
Speaker 1: I raised my voice to him and it was like
Speaker 1: later in life too, it is way past a divorce
Speaker 1: and everything he goes, whoa, whoa, what are you yelling?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, this is what you've sounded like the
Speaker 1: whole life. And I've never once gotten up to here.
Speaker 1: I've never once yelled like this, Oh my god in
Speaker 1: my life. I mean sometimes I can through It's. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I wonder like I'm not a person who gets really
Speaker 1: upset if someone interprets what I'm doing differently than what
Speaker 1: I think i'm doing, because I trust that, Like I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm not saying I'm perfect in that way of like
Speaker 1: I think we've gotten into things where you're like your
Speaker 1: tone and I'm like, what tone? But I do even
Speaker 1: when i'm saying what tone, I'm aware that there's something
Speaker 1: going on and regardless of if I know about it,
Speaker 1: you're interpreting in that way and your feelings are valid.
Speaker 1: So there needs to be something addressed about sure, but
Speaker 1: we're all bringing so but it doesn't matter. Like I
Speaker 1: feel like sometimes in a relationship I was in once,
Speaker 1: like I would say you're um, you're mad at me,
Speaker 1: and he was just like I can't like you, and
Speaker 1: you got angry and he's like, I cannot stand you
Speaker 1: saying and I was angry or mad, I was bummed out,
Speaker 1: I was disappointed, But do not say it was mad
Speaker 1: or angry, and I'm like, what is the difference? But
Speaker 1: that was the big guessed that was a big hang
Speaker 1: up for us, was like defining what his anger was.
Speaker 1: And to him, anger was like looked like something different
Speaker 1: and when I said it, it made him feel do
Speaker 1: you relate to that? On your being misunderstood? Men don't
Speaker 1: want to be perceived as angry because it's like right,
Speaker 1: not feeling too abusive, So they're like, I'm not mad. See,
Speaker 1: I just know. I've had this conversation to like, someone
Speaker 1: i'm talking to is incredibly stressed out freaked out about
Speaker 1: the future. And then I'll say, like, I'm listening to
Speaker 1: you and it sounds like you're very distressed, and I
Speaker 1: get that, and it's a guy and he's like, I'm
Speaker 1: not distressed. I'm freaking out. I'm frustrated the future is
Speaker 1: nigh and it's going to be hell. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: you're distressed. What is so wrong with saying distressed? I
Speaker 1: guess it sounds like a certain fatality wens or your
Speaker 1: weakness or like also, anger means you're you're out of control,
Speaker 1: and men don't like to be out of control. But
Speaker 1: I think you want to drive, you want to steer,
Speaker 1: and like maybe that's it. Well, I think I feel like, yeah,
Speaker 1: look I'll call my I'll call my dad. Um, I'll
Speaker 1: keep it short, shorter, tiny boy. So as a man,
Speaker 1: what never mind? No, Like, if you could tell someone
Speaker 1: that they're angry, there it's so hard to defend that
Speaker 1: without sounding angry. So then you just you feel defenseless
Speaker 1: at that moment in a way. And I think that's
Speaker 1: why certain guys like that is why if you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: you're you're just why are you in a bad mood?
Speaker 1: Why are you angry? And it's like I'm not in
Speaker 1: a bad mood. And then you're like, well, I think
Speaker 1: you're in a bad mood, and then it's gonna there's
Speaker 1: no way to defend that. And I think it like
Speaker 1: backs up into a corner and then you don't want
Speaker 1: to be nice because you're already told that you're shitty.
Speaker 1: Does that make sense? I the other night had a
Speaker 1: very like I want you. I think it's exactly what
Speaker 1: you're saying. The other night I felt like Chris was
Speaker 1: annoyed at I thought I just wasn't getting me tension
Speaker 1: and affection, and like I felt like Chris was upset
Speaker 1: with me, and but I had no The only evidence
Speaker 1: I had was the humidity in the area, and like
Speaker 1: you know, when you're with someone long enough, you know,
Speaker 1: and and he's really great in the sense that he
Speaker 1: will admit like he won't be like no, there was
Speaker 1: nothing wrong, like he'll be like yeah, like the way
Speaker 1: my eyelashes were, like I can just sense, like I
Speaker 1: couldn't even close my eyes and sense if he's mad
Speaker 1: at me. There's just like a heat from his body
Speaker 1: that comes off. It's very subtle, but I just can
Speaker 1: sense it. And I was like, there's something off. And
Speaker 1: we were at a concert and I just said to him,
Speaker 1: I go, are you annoyed with me? Because I just
Speaker 1: felt like I was just like annoying him. When it
Speaker 1: turns out he felt bad that he brought me to
Speaker 1: this concert that I wasn't having a good time at
Speaker 1: because I was on my headphones even though I just
Speaker 1: I'm a lot, and I was like, I thought about
Speaker 1: not going on my headphones, but then I was like,
Speaker 1: you were. He was on his phone trying to work
Speaker 1: out Cardinals tickets games, and so I was like I
Speaker 1: couldn't talk to him because he was on this like
Speaker 1: this live conversation. I didn't want to listen to Reverend
Speaker 1: horton heat. It wasn't my jam. And so I put
Speaker 1: in my headphones. And I remember being like, should I
Speaker 1: not put in my headphones so he doesn't think I'm
Speaker 1: like tapping out? But I was like, but if we
Speaker 1: were doing good right now and I felt comfortable, would
Speaker 1: put in my headphones. I'm not gonna do anything to
Speaker 1: be I just want to be myself. So I put
Speaker 1: in my headphones. And then so I said, are you
Speaker 1: annoyed at me? And he goes no, and then that
Speaker 1: was the end of it. And so my point was
Speaker 1: if you're not annoyed with someone, you go no, what
Speaker 1: do you mean? Why did you think that? And then
Speaker 1: like if I asked you, like did you murder that
Speaker 1: girl fourth floor, you know, the one that happened yesterday,
Speaker 1: you would go, oh my god, No, I didn't. Why
Speaker 1: would you even think that of me? But if you
Speaker 1: didn't murder and you wanted to, you just go no,
Speaker 1: you know, Like it's when I got caught shoplets, and
Speaker 1: I was like, I did it, But if I wouldn't have,
Speaker 1: I would be like relaxed and be like, no, oh
Speaker 1: my god, sorry. The beaver would often it's like he
Speaker 1: was annoyed at me, and I knew it, but he
Speaker 1: didn't want to talk about it's loud so cut to
Speaker 1: you know. We got through it. The tension broke because
Speaker 1: we ended up having fun with the Toady's and it
Speaker 1: was just like something happened where the energy stopped. But
Speaker 1: I couldn't get over the fact that, like, there was
Speaker 1: this weird thing and he didn't he didn't do what
Speaker 1: I wanted him to do in that moment, which is like, babe,
Speaker 1: why do you think I'm annoyed? And like hold my hand?
Speaker 1: And so last night I brought it up to him,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I realized it was not the best
Speaker 1: way to approach that I should have said, I'm sensing
Speaker 1: like you're annoyed with me, which is probably not the case?
Speaker 1: Is that true? As opposed to like, I just don't
Speaker 1: know how because when you're when you do get accused up,
Speaker 1: are you annoyed at me? That makes someone annoyed at you?
Speaker 1: If there's there's one way, now, I am you know,
Speaker 1: like how do you But you had a really good
Speaker 1: one on you You saw a therapist recently and they
Speaker 1: had a great little line that I loved that I wanted. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's when you're in a conflict and they told me,
Speaker 1: you say, like, I know, so before I started, I
Speaker 1: just want you to know I'm not trying to and
Speaker 1: then fill in the blank with whatever their triggers are.
Speaker 1: So if you're triggered by someone abandoning you or whatever,
Speaker 1: so hey, I just want you to know I'm not
Speaker 1: saying this to make you feel abandoned or anything or
Speaker 1: criticized whatever. And then do you believe that? You ask
Speaker 1: do you believe that? And if they say yes, and
Speaker 1: you're like, okay, having said that, I'm feeling like I
Speaker 1: really want to abandon that. Do you want to believe that?
Speaker 1: You know? Because people always go I'm not racist, but
Speaker 1: and it's like, if they were to ask I'm not racist,
Speaker 1: do you believe that? Before I continue the sentence, they
Speaker 1: wouldn't get through the rest of the sentence because no
Speaker 1: one believes you because a lot of times you preempt
Speaker 1: something with the opposite of what you actually are doing,
Speaker 1: and the person knows that, and you don't give them
Speaker 1: the leeway. You're giving yourself the lee way to like,
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be like a bitch here, but
Speaker 1: like you need to. And it's like, well, what if
Speaker 1: you checked in right up, I'm not trying to be
Speaker 1: a bit Do you believe that just because you give
Speaker 1: the preemptive like the disclaimer, that doesn't mean you're not
Speaker 1: an asshole? Like plenty of assholes are like, hey, I
Speaker 1: don't mean to be an asshole, but here comes a
Speaker 1: real asshole thing, be doing a wrong example, it's kind
Speaker 1: of like, hey, I don't want to spot I'm not
Speaker 1: judging you. I want you to know that. Do you
Speaker 1: believe me? Okay? Having said that, you're like rolling your
Speaker 1: eyes or what I perceived was you rolling your eyes
Speaker 1: just at me right now made me feel really bad
Speaker 1: and rejected. And I don't know what to do with
Speaker 1: these feelings. What do you think about that? You know?
Speaker 1: What's hard with with stuff like that? I feel like
Speaker 1: sometimes it's like if if if you're going, hey, are
Speaker 1: you annoyed with me? Right? Like, let's say, and then
Speaker 1: he goes uh. I feel like if he goes no,
Speaker 1: I'm not like you. Sometimes I feel like you can't
Speaker 1: win in a situation because then if you go no,
Speaker 1: I'm not annoying at all. It's like, yeah, you are annoying,
Speaker 1: or like like you can't I agree. Sometimes I feel
Speaker 1: like when you know I've been you know, I'll be
Speaker 1: asked by Brennan, I'll be like, you know, um, are
Speaker 1: we good right now? I'm like, yeah, of course we're good.
Speaker 1: Like but it's like if I go over the top,
Speaker 1: then I'm almost like I'm only doing it because you're
Speaker 1: asking me, and it's not authentic, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: So sometimes I feel like, well, stuck in like a decision,
Speaker 1: Like I think that she would want you to go
Speaker 1: over the top because she needs reassurance. So whether or
Speaker 1: not you because you don't like giving people things that
Speaker 1: they you think that you're already giving them that they
Speaker 1: don't think. Yes, yeah, you're like, well that's it. She's
Speaker 1: accusing you of something that you aren't doing. But the
Speaker 1: sake of the thing is it's the fighting thing again,
Speaker 1: it's the yelling thing again. It doesn't matter what you
Speaker 1: are think you're doing. She's perceiving in a different way
Speaker 1: and you have to honor that. I have trouble doing that,
Speaker 1: and I get really frustrated with myself. I told Chris
Speaker 1: last night, I was like when I'm saying, are you
Speaker 1: annoyed at me? That's my way of being like, will
Speaker 1: you hold my hand and just let me know that? Okay?
Speaker 1: And that's why he goes, you could help me too
Speaker 1: by holding my hand. I'm like, but I'm so scared too,
Speaker 1: what if you don't hold it back or something? And
Speaker 1: he's like, did I ever do that? I'm like, I
Speaker 1: don't think so. I'm just like scared of these make
Speaker 1: believe rejections. And I go. But if I ever do
Speaker 1: hold your hand and you reject it, I am leaving.
Speaker 1: It doesn't mean we're over, but I will get an
Speaker 1: uber home and I will I will leave immediately and
Speaker 1: just know that. And he's like, okay, okay, fucking I
Speaker 1: would believe that. I don't even care if they talk.
Speaker 1: That's such a good communication. They can't read your mind.
Speaker 1: I love Pat Alan's tip in her book about dealing
Speaker 1: with um men because she says, been appealed, you want
Speaker 1: to appeal to their logic. So what you do is
Speaker 1: you think of what are what are the signals that
Speaker 1: are giving you this impression that they're mad at you? So, okay,
Speaker 1: his arms are crossed, he's not speaking to me. He's
Speaker 1: huffing and puffing. And then what you do with in
Speaker 1: order to not escalate as you sort of lay out
Speaker 1: the evidence like, hey, um, I'm noticing by your body
Speaker 1: language it appears that you seem upset. And then you say,
Speaker 1: let me know if let me know when you're let
Speaker 1: me know when you're available to believe about that? Yeah,
Speaker 1: or like or you can say are you or and
Speaker 1: if you are, do you want to talk about it?
Speaker 1: And then let them make a time. But I know
Speaker 1: what you have a lot to say about this. I'm
Speaker 1: sure you're very good at this stuff. Any sweeping thoughts
Speaker 1: before we move on, Well, okay, I think in a relationship,
Speaker 1: from what I'm starting to notice, even in my own,
Speaker 1: there's a person who likes to address whatever the situation is,
Speaker 1: like right there in the moment and just like really
Speaker 1: peel it up and just really talk about it. And
Speaker 1: then there's the other person who just needs some space
Speaker 1: from it and wants to run away and for the
Speaker 1: situation to go away and disappear. Yes, so obvious. The
Speaker 1: one who likes to talk, I am the one who
Speaker 1: just likes to walk out and just forget about it.
Speaker 1: And all of it originates from how we handled UM
Speaker 1: disagreements or discussions UM in our in our home life.
Speaker 1: So in my home life, we would all argue, we
Speaker 1: would get yelled at, and then we just like everyone
Speaker 1: goes into their own space in the house, slams the door,
Speaker 1: and then we just never talk about it. And that's
Speaker 1: and that's what I've brought to my relationship, which is
Speaker 1: so unhealthy. So UM, the talk that you just had
Speaker 1: with Chris is talks that I usually have with av
Speaker 1: Like if if I get really mad at something, I
Speaker 1: know that I can't I shouldn't talk about it right
Speaker 1: then and there I need some space and he wants
Speaker 1: to really talk about it. So I just had to
Speaker 1: explain to him, like, you have to give me at
Speaker 1: least fifteen minutes from the point where there's um some
Speaker 1: kind of turbulence to just calm down, because we're not
Speaker 1: going to have a good conversation, even though I know
Speaker 1: that you need and I promise I will give you
Speaker 1: that conversation and not ignore you like I used to do,
Speaker 1: But you have to give me that break. And that's
Speaker 1: really worked for us. That's really good. Well, you know
Speaker 1: what you're doing is promising a resolution at some point,
Speaker 1: whereas I think a lot of times when people go
Speaker 1: and they do the silent treatment or they go off
Speaker 1: on their own, the other person is left being like
Speaker 1: this is the end and I don't know when this.
Speaker 1: I need to know the running time of the movie.
Speaker 1: I need to know when I'm going to get out
Speaker 1: of this, when this is point. I need to know,
Speaker 1: like there's I need to know when you know if
Speaker 1: we're going on a road trip, I need to know
Speaker 1: the exact amount of minutes. I like to know the plan.
Speaker 1: So I think that I'm someone who everyone knows. I
Speaker 1: move fast, I talk fast. I can switch emotions like that,
Speaker 1: Like I can go from being like life sucks to
Speaker 1: being like and then cry and I go, oh god, okay,
Speaker 1: let's go to the zoo, Like I can go on
Speaker 1: a fucking dime, and the second that I feel you,
Speaker 1: Like even last night after our talk, yeah, and Chris
Speaker 1: is like getting very getting you know at this point
Speaker 1: used to it. But and I'm getting used to his
Speaker 1: more slow measured like needs time alone, needs to process.
Speaker 1: But even last night after we had this talk, I
Speaker 1: was like, all right, good night baby, like kiss and
Speaker 1: like everything was fine. And before that I was like
Speaker 1: I really need to talk about last night. And he
Speaker 1: then so he meets me on my level of like
Speaker 1: this is serious, like this is a you or die
Speaker 1: thing that we have to handle right now. And then
Speaker 1: he said everything I needed to hear. He validated all
Speaker 1: my feelings. We have a plan, Like he made me
Speaker 1: feel hard and I was instantly like alright, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have it and just like back to like joking, and
Speaker 1: He's just like are you good? Are we good? And
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, all right, I'm just gonna put on
Speaker 1: the reever, put on my head and like listen to
Speaker 1: He was just like I could just tell he's kind
Speaker 1: of just like a little like a little bit um.
Speaker 1: I think the last I think when when if I'm
Speaker 1: just like having lunch with Brenna and it's like just
Speaker 1: a normal lunch, It's a normal Tuesday. There's no nothing stress,
Speaker 1: there's nothing going on, and then like a big question happens,
Speaker 1: like whether it's you know, potentially merry or like big
Speaker 1: big questions like why are we here? Yeah, what happened
Speaker 1: to the dinosaurs? Why did you ship in the hallway?
Speaker 1: It's going to drop a single before October twenty birds
Speaker 1: release of midnight, big question, but like I don't, but
Speaker 1: I think what Noah is saying, I don't think fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1: I think I should go can you give me two
Speaker 1: weeks on this or something? Because I feel like sometimes
Speaker 1: people want answers on such big questions, like right then,
Speaker 1: I think to speak for Brenna, but I don't like,
Speaker 1: can you give me like this? Can you give me?
Speaker 1: It's just I do not like but like, you know,
Speaker 1: what can I get? Because that is accusing like the
Speaker 1: person of like it's it's a response that you would
Speaker 1: have to someone who is like coming on too strong,
Speaker 1: and that's gonna make her feel like, oh, I'm fucking nuts.
Speaker 1: Right he didn't get crazy and just like a more
Speaker 1: measured this is all so hard to do. But like
Speaker 1: I what do you do when it with like big
Speaker 1: questions if you want answers? I think I process big
Speaker 1: questions and big answers in a slower way than you
Speaker 1: and I would. And I know that we need to
Speaker 1: have this talk, and I know it's a long time
Speaker 1: coming and it's probably just came up naturally for you.
Speaker 1: Right now, I'm not ready to talk about it, and
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that I can't. Right now, like almost being like,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry I can't meet you there. I think I
Speaker 1: would instead of blaming her for like why don't we
Speaker 1: talk about this now? Up now? Because sometimes I feel
Speaker 1: that when I bring things up and maybe or I
Speaker 1: want to result something right now, or like let's let's
Speaker 1: just make up. We're fine. Okay, so we're good, and
Speaker 1: like now be nice to me, and he needs more time.
Speaker 1: I feel crazy that I'm able to do that so
Speaker 1: fast when it's really just how I am. It's not
Speaker 1: and maybe it is because I'm kind of crazy, but
Speaker 1: I can't help it. So I think that when just
Speaker 1: like respecting how other people's systems work now and answering
Speaker 1: it not defensively, more like like I understand your concerns,
Speaker 1: let's yeah, yeah, give it. I mean, last night it
Speaker 1: was the dumbest argument. I had to make a video
Speaker 1: for KU because they're doing you know, ESPNS Game Day Okay.
Speaker 1: So that show asked me to make a video for
Speaker 1: KU to be like, okay you because they're doing it
Speaker 1: from Lawrence, Kansas for the first time ever. So I
Speaker 1: wrote to Gris being like, hey, can we talk about
Speaker 1: this video. I have to shoot it tomorrow and when
Speaker 1: you help me with it. And so last night he's like,
Speaker 1: let's talk about the video, and I'm like okay, and
Speaker 1: I just I didn't want to talk about it because
Speaker 1: I don't like talking about any I don't like pre
Speaker 1: production at all. I just want to wing it, and
Speaker 1: he goes, hey, I've watched that show a lot. When
Speaker 1: they cut to like these clips of like celebrities, a
Speaker 1: lot of they'll do like they'll they'll either lean into
Speaker 1: like I don't know what football is and like play
Speaker 1: really dumb, or they'll like try to pretend like they
Speaker 1: know too much, and it's just like like a woman
Speaker 1: on last week was saying like, well, I think they're
Speaker 1: gonna be Texas and the guy was like, you mean
Speaker 1: Texas Tech? Is that what you're talking about? And then
Speaker 1: they made fun of for the rest of the show
Speaker 1: without her really knowing about it, and so it just
Speaker 1: clearly showed she didn't know what she was talking about.
Speaker 1: And I was like, why do you think I would
Speaker 1: do either of those? I was so offended that he
Speaker 1: would think I would either go like, oh, what do
Speaker 1: you do with the football European soccer that they're playing,
Speaker 1: like I would make some dumb I go, don't you
Speaker 1: respect me more than like I would do either of
Speaker 1: those things? And he goes, you asked me for help,
Speaker 1: and I'm just I watched the show, I know what happens,
Speaker 1: and I was like, pointers, and I just go, you
Speaker 1: were so right. I am so wrong. I was like,
Speaker 1: you're right, that's my exact did not deserve that whatsoever.
Speaker 1: I asked you for help, you gave me help, and
Speaker 1: then I got mad at you for it, and he
Speaker 1: was just and I liked his phense. He goes, thank you, okay,
Speaker 1: and then it was just so good because I immediately
Speaker 1: was like, what did I just do? And then I
Speaker 1: explained it three times to explain that I knew exactly
Speaker 1: how crazy that was. What did you settle with this
Speaker 1: video video? I'll play it? So are you? That's um? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean when I sunk up. There is something really
Speaker 1: gratifying about being like, look how many times I took
Speaker 1: this video one to three, fifteen, sixteen, sixteen times and
Speaker 1: I finally got it in the last one. Here we go.
Speaker 1: It's Nicky Lizer. I'm a comedian and also a K
Speaker 1: alumni or alum. I think it's alum when it's singular.
Speaker 1: I don't. I should know this because I did get
Speaker 1: an English degree from KU, which is maybe why I
Speaker 1: don't know it. But anyway, congrats on not only hosting
Speaker 1: college Game Day for the first time, which is huge,
Speaker 1: but also we're like really good at football right now.
Speaker 1: And we always knew we were really good at basketball,
Speaker 1: but now we've got football basketball and we're also really good.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you know this at producing comedic
Speaker 1: talent Um, I'm not the only person that went to
Speaker 1: KU that is a comedian. We've got Rob wriggle Um,
Speaker 1: Paul Rudd, Bob Dole, So keep turning them out and
Speaker 1: good job. Yeah. I don't think it's going to annoy
Speaker 1: people too much, but um, yeah, I just it's it's
Speaker 1: hard for me to get it up for college football. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I like that. Do you even they're doing well right there?
Speaker 1: On which I hope I'll never be. That was another joke.
Speaker 1: I was like, I'll hope I'll never be five Oh
Speaker 1: which press did that take basketball thing? And then the
Speaker 1: famous Now I know they're going to basketball, and I
Speaker 1: know they're really good at football right now. And Chris
Speaker 1: kind of helped me with that too. He's like, it's cool, Like,
Speaker 1: you guys have always been going to put you know, basketball,
Speaker 1: but now you're you might become this like football thing,
Speaker 1: Like that might be your new thing. He's like, what
Speaker 1: else is big there? And so I was going to
Speaker 1: make a joke about rock talk jayhawk because that's the
Speaker 1: chant and no one knows what it means. And I
Speaker 1: was gonna say, you know, like if you want to
Speaker 1: know what that means, it means like and when KU started,
Speaker 1: like the teachers couldn't afford chalk, so they use rocks
Speaker 1: to like write equations on the board. Actually, that's not
Speaker 1: what it means. Go google it. But that was like,
Speaker 1: that's a nice attempt. It's really because the hills were
Speaker 1: made out of limestone, and when they built the school
Speaker 1: and they were drilling into it, the limestone sent up
Speaker 1: this like chalky dust, and so they were called it
Speaker 1: rock chalk. It's kind of funny to describe that whole
Speaker 1: thing and be like, oh, yeah, and K football is good. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, like, I think the best thing to do
Speaker 1: when you're forced or like asked to do things that
Speaker 1: are out of your comfort zone is to just be
Speaker 1: honest and not try to fake it. Like I do
Speaker 1: love the I love Ku, I love the colors, I
Speaker 1: love the mascot, I love them. I'm not I don't
Speaker 1: love people being obsessed with college football. It's like, is
Speaker 1: a little bit triggering for me because it's so stupid
Speaker 1: and they don't pay their players and they do well
Speaker 1: that annoys me to now they shouldn't be. I don't
Speaker 1: like any of it. I just don't like it, Like
Speaker 1: it just reminds me of pedophiles and like protecting men
Speaker 1: and like it was I'm sure it was one team
Speaker 1: and I'm the others, but I just don't like the
Speaker 1: like we bleed Blue, Like I just don't like being
Speaker 1: obsessed before it just you know what it's all about
Speaker 1: me wanting attention from men and having this thing sucking aw,
Speaker 1: you're gone, and because I don't understand it, but I
Speaker 1: told Chris I might get into football this season because
Speaker 1: I want to see if Tom Brady, if his game
Speaker 1: um deteriorates from being in this tumultuous like break up
Speaker 1: with Gazelle, because well Tiger, you know, after the Ellen thing,
Speaker 1: it like funked up his game. It's such a mental
Speaker 1: thing so that I'm interested in. So I'm now I'm
Speaker 1: like Okay, I will watch Tom Brady play because I
Speaker 1: want to see. Yes, I could watch it after this. Alright,
Speaker 1: we are back. It's Anya and Andrew and Noah. We're
Speaker 1: all here together. It's so fun. We've done a lot
Speaker 1: of therapy therapizing today, but now we're just going to
Speaker 1: get into some old, good, old fashioned top one bottom one.
Speaker 1: And the category today is chosen by Andrew Songs to
Speaker 1: make Love, to make love. Yeah, I like no, I
Speaker 1: think that's good because it really makes it sets the scene,
Speaker 1: like this is a song you want to put on
Speaker 1: when you are like really it's romantic, face to face anal.
Speaker 1: You know, that's how rottlers have sex. Yeah, they start
Speaker 1: forward and then a rat wilder will turn and they'll
Speaker 1: just his penis is so big. They'll just back. But
Speaker 1: you I like that, you know every creature that's a
Speaker 1: big old dick, like you know what that they have.
Speaker 1: They so then they just bounced it but back what
Speaker 1: was dicks threw his own legs and he's just banging
Speaker 1: from reverse. She's sitting. It's a man and a woman.
Speaker 1: It's a rott Wiler, I know, but female male. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we don't call dogs men. I mean I call men
Speaker 1: dogs first of a backhouse. Um yeah, yeah, a male
Speaker 1: and a woman. I mean, baha, men are bringing at home, y'all.
Speaker 1: That's all. That's all. That's what dogs eat each other
Speaker 1: out to. Okay, that's what out crew. First of all,
Speaker 1: I do not make love to any music with my partner.
Speaker 1: We never, I think. I think partners in the past
Speaker 1: have put on music like it's a thing that people do,
Speaker 1: and I've been with people that do enjoy banging two songs,
Speaker 1: but Chris and I have never been part of our repertoire.
Speaker 1: So you just like it's like to hear are just
Speaker 1: our heavy breathing smacking, you know, the chest fart sounds
Speaker 1: that brings me to Anya's favorite god smack. I like
Speaker 1: Prodigy fight. I had like a makeout playlist when all
Speaker 1: your own songs that do say Matt and just me
Speaker 1: my discography? Do you Matt listen to stuff now? When
Speaker 1: you know, I think both of us are probably be like, oh,
Speaker 1: this production is pretty cool, I know, k anymore if
Speaker 1: it was just like a weird part of the song
Speaker 1: or like you know, you can only trust I don't know.
Speaker 1: I guess you could make a playlist, but I would
Speaker 1: I run to songs like I'm constantly changing my mind
Speaker 1: of what I want to listen to. It's rare that
Speaker 1: I've made a playlist and just like been happy with
Speaker 1: it just playing out. Ever, it's a good point, and
Speaker 1: maybe you have to concentrate more. If you're hearing the song,
Speaker 1: you're not going to be focused enough, or maybe you're
Speaker 1: too focused, and that's maybe I start thinking about the
Speaker 1: person that's singing the song, or I think about what
Speaker 1: that might help. Especially, Okay, let's with legs wide open,
Speaker 1: start with the I think it'd be funnier to start
Speaker 1: with the best. Let's start with the best song you
Speaker 1: have sex to or to make love to. Lately. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't really play music that much, but you play
Speaker 1: guitar during sex? Yeah? I did with my teeth. Well,
Speaker 1: it's on fire backwards lefty. I was like, what is
Speaker 1: he even saying? Like what is the fire and backgrounds?
Speaker 1: And then when did you see the Woodstock documentary? Dude?
Speaker 1: It's so funny. What Stock? So like the It all
Speaker 1: leads to like the last day they've been through hell,
Speaker 1: they're not feeding these people the waters infected with poop,
Speaker 1: Like everything's fucked. They're like and then but a lot
Speaker 1: of them are staying because there was rumors about there
Speaker 1: it's going to be some secret performer that is going
Speaker 1: to close out the Sunday night show. So they're all
Speaker 1: waiting for this, like maybe it's gonna be Prince, maybe
Speaker 1: it's gonna be Paul McCartney. Who the funk knows, Like
Speaker 1: it's gonna be someone huge. They don't have anyone, and
Speaker 1: they have no one, and instead the show's over. I
Speaker 1: feel like who closed out the show? It was like,
Speaker 1: do you remember on your now some huge band closed
Speaker 1: out the show? But they have someone and someone back down? No,
Speaker 1: I think Red Hot Sheli Peppers closed and then there
Speaker 1: was and then they left the stage and then everyone's
Speaker 1: just staying like, you know, chanting, and then all of
Speaker 1: a sudden they just, you know, go be careful getting
Speaker 1: to your cars, have great nine, thank you for coming
Speaker 1: to Woodstock nine to nine, let like, and then all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, on the screen they put up Jimmy
Speaker 1: Hendrix on the screens like playing and everyone's just like
Speaker 1: and that's when they went, because this weekend has been
Speaker 1: shipped and we've been waiting for this thing, and that's when.
Speaker 1: But just the that playcating them with a video of
Speaker 1: Jimi Hendricks from the original woods Like is so insulting.
Speaker 1: I loved that documentary. You know this will come them.
Speaker 1: You know. The one thing missing from the documentary if
Speaker 1: you did see it, maybe you agree with me, is
Speaker 1: I wanted more people that were there. Just they had
Speaker 1: like one two guys that were there that were like,
Speaker 1: they're fifteen years old. It was the coolest that they're
Speaker 1: like stoner dudes, and then they had one girl. But
Speaker 1: I wanted more people that were there to see it.
Speaker 1: Then get it's hard to get that footage if it
Speaker 1: just never had it, you know what I mean. But
Speaker 1: it's just there, you know, interviews, Okay, yeah, I remember
Speaker 1: the first Woodstock there were interviews of like these people.
Speaker 1: Everyone hitchhike there and the traffic was so you just
Speaker 1: had these like people are like, yeah, I've been hitchhiking
Speaker 1: for six thousand miles and I just wanted to see
Speaker 1: I don't know, there's something so beautiful about the voyage
Speaker 1: to go see fucking I don't know Episode three of
Speaker 1: DAMA and you realize hitchhiking can be heard. No, you're
Speaker 1: making me really want to watch this sprised because it's
Speaker 1: not a documentary and you like it. I do like it.
Speaker 1: Ryan Murphy, I think, is the guy who made this one.
Speaker 1: He did a good job. And the guy who plays
Speaker 1: Damer is so fucking good at it, and you you
Speaker 1: really feel like you're watching dam Like I've watched enough
Speaker 1: interviews with dam Or. This guy just nails it. And
Speaker 1: it's cool because I've read everything about Dahmer and it's
Speaker 1: cool to see it all play out and like how
Speaker 1: they interpret it and it's fucking grim um better this
Speaker 1: or the gay sy tapes. This, this is fascinating, is
Speaker 1: it's truly fascinating, and it's more than what you think.
Speaker 1: And there's actually there's this one guy that what's interesting
Speaker 1: about the gay Cy tapes is that there's this one
Speaker 1: part where one of gay Cy's what could have been
Speaker 1: victims tells the story of like being with gay Cy
Speaker 1: and almost becoming a victim, and like he didn't even
Speaker 1: realize that he dodged, like this insane guy until years
Speaker 1: later when Gaycey's arrest and he's like and he he
Speaker 1: comes on the you know, it's on the news, and
Speaker 1: he turns to his wife and he's like, that's the guy.
Speaker 1: That's the guy who forced me to do you know,
Speaker 1: like oral on him with a gun. I'm like, you
Speaker 1: didn't see that. He could have killed you during all that.
Speaker 1: It's a very weird story. But the guy is just
Speaker 1: like he never called me back. This guy never called
Speaker 1: me back. He owes me a blowjob. Okay, let's get
Speaker 1: to the best song. Best song? Uh? I think the
Speaker 1: best music is kind of like you just throw it on,
Speaker 1: like without a plan. Maybe so then Reptilia by this rokes.
Speaker 1: It's a little fast, so you kinda sometimes I'll the
Speaker 1: only problem is I'll funk with the rhythm and I'm
Speaker 1: like yeah, like and then I'm like, am I I
Speaker 1: forget she's there. I'm just like at a concert, just
Speaker 1: happened to be having like Tilia. Can we get like
Speaker 1: a snippet of it? Can I play like five seconds
Speaker 1: of it? Yes? Okay, thank you. You'll hear how fast
Speaker 1: it is. It's probably too fast for love making. It's
Speaker 1: more just a song you like, Andrew. No, there's something
Speaker 1: like you skateboard down venice boardwalk too. No, everyone knows
Speaker 1: that what are you talking about? I literally was going
Speaker 1: to put the strokes in my bottom one because of
Speaker 1: the rhythm I was going to do last night, last night.
Speaker 1: That's I mean, that's a similar That is so stupid.
Speaker 1: I didn't say it was smart for me. You took
Speaker 1: this as like, what song are you listening too lately
Speaker 1: that I happen to have? Let me give you mine? Andrew,
Speaker 1: please Harper down burn Way. Everyone listening, get this song.
Speaker 1: It is the best makeout or making love song ever,
Speaker 1: ever ever. The band is a weird title, but it's
Speaker 1: Handsome Boy Modeling School and the song is called I've
Speaker 1: Been Thinking and it's sung by Cat Power and she's
Speaker 1: in her prime sad cat Power Glory. Wait, the name
Speaker 1: of the song is Handsome Boy, I've been thinking. Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. Okay, um, yes, right, does it speed
Speaker 1: up at all? No, Andrew, you might have to thrust
Speaker 1: your heads to the slower motion. You don't get to
Speaker 1: jackhammer a girl and just to come already. Yeah, this
Speaker 1: is a sexual song. It's very essential to find them.
Speaker 1: It sounds like you, thank you, thank you, cat Power,
Speaker 1: cat Power. Is she doing a cover of the Handsome
Speaker 1: Voice or whatever there is the band? Maybe? Oh god, alright,
Speaker 1: well I know what no one? What is no One's
Speaker 1: gonna brings it's just gonna be fucking swords fighting or
Speaker 1: archetype close. So both of the stuff the things you
Speaker 1: talked about. I don't like listening to music. I don't
Speaker 1: want to like start listening to like hearing lyrics that
Speaker 1: I understand, because then I'll just be distracted by it.
Speaker 1: And then the whole rhythm thing like moving, Like if
Speaker 1: I catch myself moving to the rhythm of a song
Speaker 1: while making love, it's just it just ruins it for me.
Speaker 1: So the the band that first came to mind is
Speaker 1: called the Dillinger Escape Plan and the song is Sunshine
Speaker 1: the Werewolf, and it's just a it's odd time and
Speaker 1: it has all that it let's let's see this like
Speaker 1: a right, shut up, I'll just find it so hot.
Speaker 1: This sounds like what Dahmer fucking carves and victims too.
Speaker 1: This is so hot? Noah, what kind of sex has happened?
Speaker 1: Your love making? The best? Yes, hious fun, incense and
Speaker 1: like laying down the That just shows how different people are,
Speaker 1: Like I couldn't murder a dog to that song because
Speaker 1: I like that's too. I need a gentler tune. I
Speaker 1: like the aggressive is the aggressive turns me on. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: that makes sense when you get aggressively fun, then to
Speaker 1: that song, are you getting lightly that? I mean, okay,
Speaker 1: so making love to you is you're interpreting that as
Speaker 1: like the kind of sucking you want to do, and
Speaker 1: that's like that means the most to you is the
Speaker 1: making love doesn't have to be I guess sexual and
Speaker 1: slow love's like wedding song. It's gonna be like fucking
Speaker 1: cut your head off, I know, is I love that song?
Speaker 1: That's what my dad dances with. Well, now I know
Speaker 1: what my least favorite song to funk too is. So
Speaker 1: we don't have to do my bottom? No one just
Speaker 1: hit it? Thank god. I thought I was gonna have
Speaker 1: the worst. Okay, mine is um no one's. I don't
Speaker 1: know what Nicky's introduced me to the song. It's Miguel
Speaker 1: Adorn can't would be all the nose for me. It
Speaker 1: is a little Marvin Gay, but it's it's because it's
Speaker 1: not as popular. I think its yeah, but it's a
Speaker 1: sexy song to me. I like to put it on
Speaker 1: it when I'm like trying to get in the mood.
Speaker 1: I guess if you know the lyrics to the song too, well,
Speaker 1: that could hurt it potentially. Um, okay, now what would
Speaker 1: be the worst? I think it's all Noah's song the
Speaker 1: show's over. Um, do you've been leaving love by? She believe?
Speaker 1: That would be very bad. And to the reason why
Speaker 1: is my fraternity when we were pledged is they played
Speaker 1: that all night. They do the thing called hell night
Speaker 1: where they keep you awake all night and they played
Speaker 1: that song thirty five thousand times. This song was huge, huge.
Speaker 1: It was the first like really audible auto tune auto tune?
Speaker 1: What am I supposed to do to sit around and
Speaker 1: wait for you? I don't hate it to funk too.
Speaker 1: I can prease thing. Son say, is that really how
Speaker 1: big a chick is? Oh? It's just it's too much
Speaker 1: something inside me. But it's not as big as I
Speaker 1: wanted to be. Oh, I'd rather hit a tree. Okay
Speaker 1: then that? Um an ya, do you have a bad one? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Like any ragtimey song that's like Hello my honey, Hello much.
Speaker 1: I think that'd be so on the dude man, it
Speaker 1: would be like a like a black and white Chaplin movie. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that would be that would be I mean, I think
Speaker 1: this is an easy answer, Like it's literally like anything
Speaker 1: that's not Yeah, I guess if it's a very sexual song,
Speaker 1: it's too sexual. It could be really funny if that's
Speaker 1: what's the worst. Like Taylor Swift song for fucking Umbe.
Speaker 1: I like the song I remember, I remember when. Actually,
Speaker 1: probably a good beat to this is we're gonna get sued,
Speaker 1: We're gonna have to oath dollars just playing And I
Speaker 1: don't know if I played tail. I didn't even play
Speaker 1: the Taylor's version. Oh my god, scot Scooter Bron's making
Speaker 1: money off of that. Um. I was gonna pick Funeral
Speaker 1: by Phoebe Bridgers because it's just about like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: I kind of like that. I'm singing that funeral like
Speaker 1: weep each Yeah, it's a beautiful song, but just it's
Speaker 1: about death and it's just too there's too many specific
Speaker 1: lyrics that would just like get in your head and
Speaker 1: kind of suck it up. You can't get hard anymore
Speaker 1: because your dad died. His body is still next to us,
Speaker 1: you know what. I want to amend my answer. My
Speaker 1: dad's climate change song would be the worst. Yes, it's
Speaker 1: too hot, like the sun Ship. I will say Andrew
Speaker 1: that that Reptilia song is great for making out, like playing,
Speaker 1: like taking off Brenna's clothes, or like throwing against the wall.
Speaker 1: A good scene in a movie where it's like they're
Speaker 1: finally hooking up and it's like I'm just flexing in
Speaker 1: a mirror and she happens to be there. What No,
Speaker 1: what's your least face for it? You're not far away
Speaker 1: from it. It's your body is a Wonderland by John Mayer.
Speaker 1: Oh God, that's not going to get shope. What a
Speaker 1: great answer, Noah, because it's so on the nose. But
Speaker 1: I literally hate the lyric tongue. I hate to I
Speaker 1: just pickedure a big lot of tongue that just is
Speaker 1: this big pink tongue is too big, and it's just
Speaker 1: like I don't like it, but I did. He has
Speaker 1: a tongue. Have you ever dodged him sing? He like
Speaker 1: on a big note? He does that trick the vocal
Speaker 1: coaches sometimes tell you to do, like stick your tongue
Speaker 1: out on like a long note. His tongue is that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he doesn't your teacher tell you to do. You've got
Speaker 1: the afternoon, You've got this room for two. One thing
Speaker 1: I'd love to do, discover me, discover just ever me
Speaker 1: discovering you. I like that that lyric two miles from
Speaker 1: the every like your skin like porcelain creeps me out
Speaker 1: to that song too, would be terrible Daughter Daughters. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that room though, Oh boy, I'd like to funk to that.
Speaker 1: That hot that was your dad's alternate climate change Driven billies,
Speaker 1: Driven Billies would be That would be a good final thought, Um,
Speaker 1: how is your show last night? Fantastic? Dred and fifty
Speaker 1: people came, A lot of besties came. Yes. I mean
Speaker 1: we have really great fans. Like the people were so,
Speaker 1: you know, Tim Chris's brother opened and you know, he
Speaker 1: was just like, man, they really like you and love you,
Speaker 1: he actually said. And I don't know, I felt like
Speaker 1: it was really emotional. Actually at the end of it,
Speaker 1: I was like thank you, and I said thank you
Speaker 1: like five times, kind of cheesy, but like I really did,
Speaker 1: because you know, I've only just started headlining and it
Speaker 1: just felt very like cool. It felt like very loved
Speaker 1: and like and I was happy with the material I
Speaker 1: was doing. And then people afterwards were just we just
Speaker 1: have really cool people that like us, and it's like, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: maybe I'm doing something right. And uh yeah, it was
Speaker 1: really thank you so much for coming. Appreciate it. And
Speaker 1: then we are opening for Tom's or we're doing sets
Speaker 1: on Tom Sigura's show this weekend, which will be fun.
Speaker 1: Tomorrow night at the Fox Theater. We're both um doing that.
Speaker 1: And I when the Cardinals game on Sundays, I know,
Speaker 1: do you think they're gonna I mean, you know, I
Speaker 1: think I think. Yeah, it was very good team. You know,
Speaker 1: they have a good rotation going. Yeah, yeah, all the things. Now,
Speaker 1: I'm very I'm excited about my boyfriend and his friends
Speaker 1: enthusiasm for the Carls and I love one of Carlos games.
Speaker 1: And we're going to sit in the green seats, which
Speaker 1: are the ones where you get access buffets. Yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: I'm so excited. It'll be so fun. I'm excited. And
Speaker 1: then Sunday, wait on you you're just in New York
Speaker 1: City like visiting. You're getting like a foot rub. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got a lot of big plans. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm getting a massage actually in twelve minutes that from where.
Speaker 1: There's a place I found on Google like next door
Speaker 1: to here, and I just signed up and it's some
Speaker 1: guy I don't know if he's in an apartment or whatever.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go. He's may licensed, like he has
Speaker 1: a website and everything. He's a young guy. He's not
Speaker 1: like a creepy old man like it's I had felt
Speaker 1: a whole form, so he knew, like how deep my
Speaker 1: posty was stuck, so I like measure it, so he
Speaker 1: knew how many fingers like bring okay we have because
Speaker 1: your location, I'm actually kind of worried. I hope he
Speaker 1: doesn't get lost. No, he's good. It's gonna be good.
Speaker 1: I'm so excited. Yes, oh god, I can't believe it's
Speaker 1: having the inutilments and I have to go backroom so bad.
Speaker 1: Number one not to um spotty putty. Thank you guys
Speaker 1: so much for listening to the ha ha. We'll go
Speaker 1: back tomorrow with a fresh show for you cannot wait.
Speaker 1: We'll cover all the events of the weekend, even the
Speaker 1: one a big thing that happened this weekend that we
Speaker 1: didn't talk about because we recorded this on Reready. I remember,
Speaker 1: I'm not thank you an you for being here. Think
Speaker 1: you know what? Thank you and don't be cut and
Speaker 1: jezz get Chan