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Speaker 1: I'm moving point five. Hello all, I was looking for David.

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Speaker 1: Oh listen, David, David, how are you? My name is

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Speaker 1: Casey right back. I'm a nutritionist. I was referred to

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Speaker 1: speak with you from doctor. Oh great, I was expecting

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Speaker 1: your call. Wonderful. So the doctor sent me over your

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Speaker 1: file and by the looks of things, you could stand

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Speaker 1: to lose a few pounds. Huh oh, that's the understatement

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Speaker 1: of the year. A little. We don't worry about it, man,

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Speaker 1: I've been doing this a long time, and I think

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Speaker 1: if we put you on an eating program specifically designed

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Speaker 1: for you, the weight is just going to fall off. Really,

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Speaker 1: that's great, nude, I really need something like that. Absolutely,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna feel better about your body more than you

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Speaker 1: have any time in your life. Trust me, I'm an

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Speaker 1: expert in this. Great what's the plan? Tell me all

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Speaker 1: about it? Well, the program that I'd like to put

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Speaker 1: you on is called the butter Diet. What is the

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Speaker 1: butter diet. Well, it's just like it sounds, butter and

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Speaker 1: lots of it. You're gonna be eating a ton of butter.

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Speaker 1: I've never heard of it before. Well that's because it's

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Speaker 1: something that I created and it's starting to catch on

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Speaker 1: a little bit. Let me give you a sample meal plan.

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Speaker 1: First breakfast will consist of a protein shake, three strawberries,

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Speaker 1: and a stick of butter. You're not saying an entire

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Speaker 1: stick of butter. Oh yeah, you can microwave it so

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Speaker 1: it's in liquid form. You can just eat the whole

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Speaker 1: butter like corn on the cob, or you can throw

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Speaker 1: it in that protein shake. Just finish that bad boy

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Speaker 1: by eight o'clock and we'll be on our way to

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Speaker 1: losing weight in no time. Wow. Yeah. So if I'm

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Speaker 1: eating a stickid butter for breakfast, when am I eating

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Speaker 1: for a lunch, dinner, Well, it progresses throughout the day.

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Speaker 1: So you start with one stick of butter in the morning,

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Speaker 1: and then with your next meal three hours later, you

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Speaker 1: get two sticks, and by the end of the day

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Speaker 1: you're gonna just your dinner is gonna be five sticks

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Speaker 1: of butter, maybe some broccoli. I've never heard of anybody

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Speaker 1: doing that and it being healthy. I will say this.

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Speaker 1: Your cholesterol will be through the roof and your blood

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Speaker 1: pressure dangerously high. But we don't care about that because

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Speaker 1: you are gonna lose weight. My friend. Wait, wait, I

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Speaker 1: care about my blood pressure being high. No, no, listen,

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Speaker 1: I'm already I'm already on cholesterol pill. That's freez Listen.

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Speaker 1: We're all gonna die, right, We're all going to the

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Speaker 1: same place. The goal is to look good while doing it.

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Speaker 1: Nobody wants to go. Nobody wants to go to an

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Speaker 1: ugly person's funeral, do they. So we're gonna get you

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Speaker 1: nice and lean on this butter diet. You said you

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Speaker 1: had people actually tried this before. Oh yeah, I've got

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Speaker 1: a bunch of clients that are on the butter diet

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Speaker 1: right now. I'll give you one example. A client of

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Speaker 1: mine named Ted who was on it. He got a

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Speaker 1: six pack six pack abs and just under a month

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Speaker 1: because of the butter diet, he saw amazing results. He's

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Speaker 1: not with us anymore, bless his heart. But wait, wait, wait,

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Speaker 1: what do you mean he's not with us anymore? Oh?

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Speaker 1: He actually had a heart attack, kind of a fluke thing.

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Speaker 1: We don't really know what happened. Veray too young too.

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Speaker 1: He was only twenty eight. Twenty Wait a minute, okay,

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Speaker 1: twenty eight. He had a heart attack. Yeah, he was

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Speaker 1: on your diet. He was on the butter diet at

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Speaker 1: the time. But we're not really sure what caused his

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Speaker 1: heart attack. So I think I know how he died.

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Speaker 1: I think it's your butter diet. If people were not

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Speaker 1: supposed to eat that much butter. Excuse me, I'm the

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Speaker 1: expert here. I would appreciate it if you didn't an

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Speaker 1: expert to me. I would appreciate it if you didn't

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Speaker 1: question me like that. I'm telling you that if you

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Speaker 1: eat this much butter, you will lose weight like crazy. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I might lose a lot of weight, but I'll be dead.

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Speaker 1: I'll be eventually. Eventually we all meet our maker, right,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to go soon. What I want to

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Speaker 1: do for you is for when you meet your maker.

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Speaker 1: He goes, Wow, what's your body fat percentage? You look awesome?

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Speaker 1: You know that's really the key to life. I'm going

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Speaker 1: to call doctor and talk to him about this, because

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Speaker 1: I don't think this is what we talked about at all.

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Speaker 1: He told me said I would have a nutrition is

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Speaker 1: call and talk to me about a diet. This doesn't

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Speaker 1: sound like a diet. That's what I'm doing, early trip

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Speaker 1: to the Great. Let me ask you this. Do you

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Speaker 1: have an Instagram account? No? Why not? What does that

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Speaker 1: have to do with anything? Well, after this diet, you're

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Speaker 1: gonna want an Instagram account because you're gonna look so good.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna want to post pictures NonStop. I'm gonna call

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Speaker 1: it back and I'm gonna tell him everything that you said.

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Speaker 1: You sound like a quackpot. Maybe you could also tell

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Speaker 1: him that you've been the victim of a prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: He might want to know. I'll tell him that what

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Speaker 1: I said. You might want to tell him you've been

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Speaker 1: the victim of a prank phone call. Why are you

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Speaker 1: talking about? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewil in

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Speaker 1: the morning doing a phone tap on you. Your brother

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Speaker 1: Rob set you up? Are you pitying? No? That's not

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Speaker 1: cool at all. He said not. He said you were

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Speaker 1: going to see a nutritionist to lose weight and wanted

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Speaker 1: me to mess with you. Yeah, come on, I think

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Speaker 1: you could catch on. Man. All you gotta do is

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Speaker 1: eat butter twenty four hours a day, wake up every

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Speaker 1: morning with jubil foone taps weekday mornings on the twenties

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Speaker 1: Holy On Ruben ninety two point five