Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis durand the Elvis durand phon tappen.
Speaker 1: This is one of those you make the call phone taps.
Speaker 2: We love these. We just connect you with whoever you
Speaker 2: want a phone tap and let you do all the work.
Speaker 1: It's all up to you. Oh, we're going to get
Speaker 1: my husband, Mike. We got this pool and stalled a
Speaker 1: couple of weeks ago, and he wanted no part of
Speaker 1: this pool. So anything that we can do to try
Speaker 1: to get him fired up about the pools falling down
Speaker 1: or something like that, he'll go nuts and lose his mind.
Speaker 1: So Mike, yeah, oh my god, you're never gonna believe
Speaker 1: what I did. What you do? I went outside to
Speaker 1: mow the lawn and.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, who would you do?
Speaker 1: I ran into the pool, into the pool. I ran
Speaker 1: into the butt just to the pool, and it made
Speaker 1: a crack in the pool. Dang.
Speaker 2: Let me ask yourself, why are you trying to mold.
Speaker 1: A lawn because it needs to be mowed. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I was trying to stake help you out with the
Speaker 1: work and the yacht and stuff. I don't know.
Speaker 2: We know every time you try to do some sin,
Speaker 2: you something happened. You tried to mod a long list,
Speaker 2: and you put the gas with the oil, you tried
Speaker 2: to weed whack, you prop the things. Why are you
Speaker 2: keep doing things like.
Speaker 1: That for I'm just trying to help you. I don't
Speaker 1: know what to do. Maybe I could like, guy, well there's.
Speaker 2: The pool's done, go to pool people. I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's broke, but here's a warranty, like, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Well, maybe there's something I could put in there or something.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: S there's nothing you can do. What could you do?
Speaker 1: Pull?
Speaker 2: It's broke, it's coming out? Are we gonna do? I'm
Speaker 2: not a pool guy. Pull the pool people?
Speaker 1: What pool people? The place that we bought it from?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Well, I just don't know what to do about the yard.
Speaker 1: It's like all flooded.
Speaker 2: It's gonna flood. The whole yard's gonna flood.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. The water is like I think it's
Speaker 1: going like into the Pinion coop or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, probably it's eight thousand gowns. It's gonna flood the
Speaker 2: whole neighborhood.
Speaker 1: You did me, Well, what am I gonna do about
Speaker 1: the birds in the back?
Speaker 2: I don't know, I have no idea.
Speaker 1: God, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: How could you do something like that? I don't understand you, Like,
Speaker 2: what are you trying to motilaf for? You just moved?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I just thought I would help you. I
Speaker 1: was cleaning the hand, and not help from me.
Speaker 2: By doing things like that, you're not helping me. I
Speaker 2: tried to tell you that already, didn't I know, I
Speaker 2: told you that when you pulled the thing out and
Speaker 2: you put an oil in the gage.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Now the freaking the water is all
Speaker 1: above the outlet and the spark's coming out of the
Speaker 1: pigeon coop. What am I supposed to do?
Speaker 2: Now? What are you doing?
Speaker 1: The electric is sparking the pigeon coop or something?
Speaker 2: There's Oh my god, I'm pulling.
Speaker 1: I'm prouding, shutting plugged in.
Speaker 2: Oh you'll get away from it and get the got
Speaker 2: it there? Oh my god, No, don't even call me back.
Speaker 2: Do im working?
Speaker 1: Okay? No, I don't know what to do.
Speaker 2: Don't shut the pro break the hottle downstage and get
Speaker 2: the got in the yard. Are you doing? What the
Speaker 2: are you doing here? Michael?
Speaker 1: Hello? Get the.
Speaker 2: You got to make me have a bad attack over here.
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