WEBVTT - I Smashed the Lawnmower into the Pool

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis durand the Elvis durand phon tappen.

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<v Speaker 1>This is one of those you make the call phone taps.

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<v Speaker 2>We love these. We just connect you with whoever you

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<v Speaker 2>want a phone tap and let you do all the work.

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<v Speaker 1>It's all up to you. Oh, we're going to get

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<v Speaker 1>my husband, Mike. We got this pool and stalled a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of weeks ago, and he wanted no part of

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<v Speaker 1>this pool. So anything that we can do to try

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<v Speaker 1>to get him fired up about the pools falling down

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<v Speaker 1>or something like that, he'll go nuts and lose his mind.

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<v Speaker 1>So Mike, yeah, oh my god, you're never gonna believe

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<v Speaker 1>what I did. What you do? I went outside to

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<v Speaker 1>mow the lawn and.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, who would you do?

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<v Speaker 1>I ran into the pool, into the pool. I ran

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<v Speaker 1>into the butt just to the pool, and it made

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<v Speaker 1>a crack in the pool. Dang.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me ask yourself, why are you trying to mold.

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<v Speaker 1>A lawn because it needs to be mowed. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I was trying to stake help you out with the

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<v Speaker 1>work and the yacht and stuff. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>We know every time you try to do some sin,

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<v Speaker 2>you something happened. You tried to mod a long list,

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<v Speaker 2>and you put the gas with the oil, you tried

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<v Speaker 2>to weed whack, you prop the things. Why are you

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<v Speaker 2>keep doing things like.

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<v Speaker 1>That for I'm just trying to help you. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what to do. Maybe I could like, guy, well there's.

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<v Speaker 2>The pool's done, go to pool people. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>It's broke, but here's a warranty, like, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, maybe there's something I could put in there or something.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>S there's nothing you can do. What could you do?

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<v Speaker 1>Pull?

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<v Speaker 2>It's broke, it's coming out? Are we gonna do? I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not a pool guy. Pull the pool people?

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<v Speaker 1>What pool people? The place that we bought it from?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I just don't know what to do about the yard.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like all flooded.

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<v Speaker 2>It's gonna flood. The whole yard's gonna flood.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. The water is like I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>going like into the Pinion coop or something.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, probably it's eight thousand gowns. It's gonna flood the

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<v Speaker 2>whole neighborhood.

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<v Speaker 1>You did me, Well, what am I gonna do about

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<v Speaker 1>the birds in the back?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, I have no idea.

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<v Speaker 1>God, I'm so sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>How could you do something like that? I don't understand you, Like,

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<v Speaker 2>what are you trying to motilaf for? You just moved?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. I just thought I would help you. I

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<v Speaker 1>was cleaning the hand, and not help from me.

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<v Speaker 2>By doing things like that, you're not helping me. I

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<v Speaker 2>tried to tell you that already, didn't I know, I

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<v Speaker 2>told you that when you pulled the thing out and

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<v Speaker 2>you put an oil in the gage.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Now the freaking the water is all

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<v Speaker 1>above the outlet and the spark's coming out of the

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<v Speaker 1>pigeon coop. What am I supposed to do?

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<v Speaker 2>Now? What are you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>The electric is sparking the pigeon coop or something?

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<v Speaker 2>There's Oh my god, I'm pulling.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm prouding, shutting plugged in.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you'll get away from it and get the got

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<v Speaker 2>it there? Oh my god, No, don't even call me back.

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<v Speaker 2>Do im working?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? No, I don't know what to do.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't shut the pro break the hottle downstage and get

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<v Speaker 2>the got in the yard. Are you doing? What the

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<v Speaker 2>are you doing here? Michael?

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<v Speaker 1>Hello? Get the.

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<v Speaker 2>You got to make me have a bad attack over here.

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<v Speaker 1>With that.

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