1 00:00:00,520 --> 00:00:04,520 Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis durand the Elvis durand phon tappen. 2 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:08,039 Speaker 1: This is one of those you make the call phone taps. 3 00:00:08,080 --> 00:00:11,640 Speaker 2: We love these. We just connect you with whoever you 4 00:00:11,640 --> 00:00:13,440 Speaker 2: want a phone tap and let you do all the work. 5 00:00:13,560 --> 00:00:15,120 Speaker 1: It's all up to you. Oh, we're going to get 6 00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:17,439 Speaker 1: my husband, Mike. We got this pool and stalled a 7 00:00:17,440 --> 00:00:19,639 Speaker 1: couple of weeks ago, and he wanted no part of 8 00:00:19,680 --> 00:00:22,360 Speaker 1: this pool. So anything that we can do to try 9 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:25,119 Speaker 1: to get him fired up about the pools falling down 10 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:27,560 Speaker 1: or something like that, he'll go nuts and lose his mind. 11 00:00:29,480 --> 00:00:33,200 Speaker 1: So Mike, yeah, oh my god, you're never gonna believe 12 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:35,800 Speaker 1: what I did. What you do? I went outside to 13 00:00:35,880 --> 00:00:37,160 Speaker 1: mow the lawn and. 14 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:39,040 Speaker 2: Oh my god, who would you do? 15 00:00:39,680 --> 00:00:44,120 Speaker 1: I ran into the pool, into the pool. I ran 16 00:00:44,159 --> 00:00:45,880 Speaker 1: into the butt just to the pool, and it made 17 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:47,520 Speaker 1: a crack in the pool. Dang. 18 00:00:47,640 --> 00:00:50,160 Speaker 2: Let me ask yourself, why are you trying to mold. 19 00:00:49,840 --> 00:00:52,879 Speaker 1: A lawn because it needs to be mowed. I don't know. 20 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:54,960 Speaker 1: I was trying to stake help you out with the 21 00:00:55,320 --> 00:00:58,480 Speaker 1: work and the yacht and stuff. I don't know. 22 00:00:57,680 --> 00:01:00,240 Speaker 2: We know every time you try to do some sin, 23 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:03,080 Speaker 2: you something happened. You tried to mod a long list, 24 00:01:03,120 --> 00:01:05,119 Speaker 2: and you put the gas with the oil, you tried 25 00:01:05,160 --> 00:01:07,920 Speaker 2: to weed whack, you prop the things. Why are you 26 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:09,160 Speaker 2: keep doing things like. 27 00:01:09,120 --> 00:01:11,360 Speaker 1: That for I'm just trying to help you. I don't 28 00:01:11,360 --> 00:01:13,960 Speaker 1: know what to do. Maybe I could like, guy, well there's. 29 00:01:13,760 --> 00:01:15,800 Speaker 2: The pool's done, go to pool people. I don't know. 30 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:17,960 Speaker 2: It's broke, but here's a warranty, like, I don't know. 31 00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:20,559 Speaker 1: Well, maybe there's something I could put in there or something. 32 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:21,080 Speaker 1: I don't know. 33 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:23,520 Speaker 2: S there's nothing you can do. What could you do? 34 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:23,959 Speaker 1: Pull? 35 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:27,080 Speaker 2: It's broke, it's coming out? Are we gonna do? I'm 36 00:01:27,080 --> 00:01:28,959 Speaker 2: not a pool guy. Pull the pool people? 37 00:01:29,040 --> 00:01:31,640 Speaker 1: What pool people? The place that we bought it from? 38 00:01:31,959 --> 00:01:32,720 Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. 39 00:01:32,959 --> 00:01:34,759 Speaker 1: Well, I just don't know what to do about the yard. 40 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:35,840 Speaker 1: It's like all flooded. 41 00:01:35,880 --> 00:01:38,200 Speaker 2: It's gonna flood. The whole yard's gonna flood. 42 00:01:38,360 --> 00:01:40,120 Speaker 1: Oh my god. The water is like I think it's 43 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:42,240 Speaker 1: going like into the Pinion coop or something. 44 00:01:42,360 --> 00:01:45,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, probably it's eight thousand gowns. It's gonna flood the 45 00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:46,640 Speaker 2: whole neighborhood. 46 00:01:46,760 --> 00:01:48,360 Speaker 1: You did me, Well, what am I gonna do about 47 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:49,200 Speaker 1: the birds in the back? 48 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:51,560 Speaker 2: I don't know, I have no idea. 49 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:53,720 Speaker 1: God, I'm so sorry. 50 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:56,640 Speaker 2: How could you do something like that? I don't understand you, Like, 51 00:01:57,720 --> 00:01:59,680 Speaker 2: what are you trying to motilaf for? You just moved? 52 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:03,080 Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I just thought I would help you. I 53 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:05,040 Speaker 1: was cleaning the hand, and not help from me. 54 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:07,320 Speaker 2: By doing things like that, you're not helping me. I 55 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:10,360 Speaker 2: tried to tell you that already, didn't I know, I 56 00:02:10,480 --> 00:02:12,520 Speaker 2: told you that when you pulled the thing out and 57 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:14,600 Speaker 2: you put an oil in the gage. 58 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:17,280 Speaker 1: Oh my god, Now the freaking the water is all 59 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:19,320 Speaker 1: above the outlet and the spark's coming out of the 60 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:20,880 Speaker 1: pigeon coop. What am I supposed to do? 61 00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:22,200 Speaker 2: Now? What are you doing? 62 00:02:22,360 --> 00:02:25,120 Speaker 1: The electric is sparking the pigeon coop or something? 63 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:26,680 Speaker 2: There's Oh my god, I'm pulling. 64 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:29,840 Speaker 1: I'm prouding, shutting plugged in. 65 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:32,880 Speaker 2: Oh you'll get away from it and get the got 66 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:35,840 Speaker 2: it there? Oh my god, No, don't even call me back. 67 00:02:35,919 --> 00:02:36,720 Speaker 2: Do im working? 68 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:38,560 Speaker 1: Okay? No, I don't know what to do. 69 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:42,880 Speaker 2: Don't shut the pro break the hottle downstage and get 70 00:02:42,919 --> 00:02:48,720 Speaker 2: the got in the yard. Are you doing? What the 71 00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:51,240 Speaker 2: are you doing here? Michael? 72 00:02:51,919 --> 00:02:55,000 Speaker 1: Hello? Get the. 73 00:02:58,760 --> 00:03:01,440 Speaker 2: You got to make me have a bad attack over here. 74 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:01,600 Speaker 1: With that. 75 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:07,240 Speaker 2: The Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone tab was pre 76 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:09,799 Speaker 2: recorded with permission granted by all participants. 77 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:13,600 Speaker 1: The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in 78 00:03:13,639 --> 00:03:14,360 Speaker 1: the Morning Show