WEBVTT - #20: Brody's Epic UBER Rant and Oops She's Not Pregnant! 0:00:00.760 --> 0:00:08.280 Start up Up Brooklyn ban Scar Hey, start up Brooklyn Boy. 0:00:10.600 --> 0:00:16.720 They're making noise data and this is your studio up episode. 0:00:16.880 --> 0:00:19.599 You're not supposed to talk before. I know that part. 0:00:19.960 --> 0:00:22.319 Know what the hell? Well you you got me on 0:00:22.360 --> 0:00:24.040 Friday and I don't like what you did to me 0:00:24.040 --> 0:00:28.680 on social media social media. It's the Brooklyn Boys podcast. 0:00:28.840 --> 0:00:31.240 I'm Scary Jones allow with David Brody. I get to 0:00:31.240 --> 0:00:34.080 say that. I say, I'm David Brody. Okay, I'm Scary Jones. 0:00:34.159 --> 0:00:36.080 I'm David Brody. I don't introduce you and say, oh, 0:00:36.120 --> 0:00:38.960 that guy's Scary Jones. Why not? Sometimes it's so we 0:00:39.040 --> 0:00:40.560 have a thing. I don't want you. I don't need to. 0:00:40.680 --> 0:00:42.640 First of all, you're not gonna humble me, so that's 0:00:43.080 --> 0:00:46.240 I'm not humble. But is it weird like if you're 0:00:46.240 --> 0:00:48.960 introduced when they say hey, this, hey so and so, 0:00:49.080 --> 0:00:51.680 this is so, this is Brody, Like, isn't it almost 0:00:51.720 --> 0:00:54.000 like somebody does the honors for you so you don't 0:00:54.040 --> 0:00:55.880 have to toot your own horn. It's like what I'm 0:00:55.880 --> 0:00:59.640 announced on stage if I'm a club, They're like, let's fine, 0:00:59.680 --> 0:01:02.279 put up. If I'm going to introduce you, then if 0:01:02.280 --> 0:01:04.600 you're gonna introduce to me, I should introduce you. That's 0:01:05.240 --> 0:01:10.679 and that's scary. What's your name? Right? Do you know that? Yeah? No, 0:01:10.800 --> 0:01:14.960 I'm just kidding you. Scary Johnson did screw you? Yeah 0:01:15.040 --> 0:01:18.919 you did? Okay, So last week I won the social 0:01:18.959 --> 0:01:22.360 media game. We went out to a business dinner and 0:01:22.720 --> 0:01:24.080 many of you have already seen it but on my 0:01:24.080 --> 0:01:26.319 Instagram page at David underscore Brody and you see it 0:01:26.319 --> 0:01:28.800 on Twitter as well. We were at dinner and they 0:01:28.800 --> 0:01:31.600 gave us place cards with our with our just our 0:01:32.240 --> 0:01:34.880 our radio names like so I didn't say David Brody, 0:01:34.920 --> 0:01:38.959 just said Brody, and it said, uh, scary. So uh. 0:01:39.000 --> 0:01:41.360 I noticed that because we were sitting next to each other, 0:01:42.200 --> 0:01:44.279 I saw Brody. I was to the left of Scary, 0:01:44.319 --> 0:01:46.840 so it said Brody and scary. So the way it 0:01:46.880 --> 0:01:48.760 should be. And I took the two cards and I 0:01:48.800 --> 0:01:51.160 put them together by a glass of whatever was on 0:01:51.160 --> 0:01:53.400 the table, and I said, look the place cards. Know 0:01:53.520 --> 0:01:57.000 the deal. Its Brody and Scary. Very clever, right, And 0:01:57.080 --> 0:01:59.680 then then I had thoughts of maybe you know what 0:02:00.040 --> 0:02:02.000 I thought you're gonna be. I'm gonna take this, I'm 0:02:02.000 --> 0:02:06.120 gonna digitally superimpose it and switch them and but rather 0:02:06.160 --> 0:02:10.160 than copy you ten times harder today, Yeah, I'm not 0:02:10.240 --> 0:02:13.800 I'm not a fan. Actually earlier in the week. By 0:02:13.840 --> 0:02:17.120 the time you hear this podcast, um oh, because we're 0:02:17.160 --> 0:02:19.880 not okay, we should probably say to explain that today 0:02:20.040 --> 0:02:23.400 is Monday, December four, right, that's when we're recording this now. 0:02:23.480 --> 0:02:26.560 We just recorded on December one on Friday. Yeah, so 0:02:26.600 --> 0:02:28.480 we're not going to release two episodes back to back, 0:02:28.520 --> 0:02:31.000 back to back. So plus if anything pops up in 0:02:31.040 --> 0:02:33.360 the next day, we might add to it. But Scary 0:02:33.440 --> 0:02:35.440 is out of town Wednesday, Thursday and Friday this week, 0:02:35.480 --> 0:02:37.760 so he's like, we gotta record Monday because Tuesday doesn't 0:02:37.760 --> 0:02:39.440 work for me to screw the people out of a podcast. 0:02:39.480 --> 0:02:42.360 We gotta do a podcast right and Tuesday, tomorrow, the fifth, 0:02:42.680 --> 0:02:45.480 I'm recording Walkers and Talkers getting ready for the big 0:02:45.520 --> 0:02:50.480 Walking Dead Midsummer finale. This time is the season and 0:02:50.680 --> 0:02:52.200 so there's some things that are gonna be lacking in 0:02:52.280 --> 0:02:55.799 this podcast, but hopefully we'll bring anyway. So Scary on 0:02:55.880 --> 0:02:58.400 social media on the not only this, I I I 0:02:58.560 --> 0:03:01.639 got Scary with the Brodyan ski Rie on my personal 0:03:02.400 --> 0:03:07.079 Instagram account. What's Scary did above? And beyond f and 0:03:07.200 --> 0:03:11.160 me is he used the Elvis durand show account on 0:03:11.280 --> 0:03:13.880 Instagram on the same day we had Jake Miller in studio. 0:03:14.000 --> 0:03:16.720 So there's all Jake Miller videos and stuff. You're like, oh, 0:03:16.840 --> 0:03:20.120 Jake Miller, Jake Miller, Jake Miller. And then there's the 0:03:20.240 --> 0:03:23.040 graphic for our show. This is on the Elvis Durranchio 0:03:23.200 --> 0:03:26.239 insta story on the story. By the time you hear this, 0:03:26.320 --> 0:03:29.200 it's gonna be gone. Show them what it is, okay, 0:03:29.320 --> 0:03:30.959 sell them what it is. Well, you know, I'm gonna 0:03:31.000 --> 0:03:33.880 take a screenshot of this, and you know I don't 0:03:33.919 --> 0:03:36.120 want to screenshot it. You should screenshot it, and on 0:03:36.200 --> 0:03:41.520 the screenshot anyway, hold on because to promote this, explain, 0:03:42.640 --> 0:03:46.480 to promote the podcast, we're take an instant story screenshot 0:03:46.560 --> 0:03:48.840 and we say, hey, swipe up to listen. So on 0:03:49.000 --> 0:03:52.320 Monday December four, Elvis durrancho inst the story which is 0:03:52.360 --> 0:03:54.760 already erased by the time you're seeing this, hearing this 0:03:55.280 --> 0:04:00.400 or hearing this right or seeing this graphic saying the graphic, 0:04:00.400 --> 0:04:01.920 they're not gonna see it. The Brooklyn It says the 0:04:01.920 --> 0:04:07.240 Broolyn Boys podcast graphic, the orange logo, and then the 0:04:07.360 --> 0:04:12.760 link to our Instagram accounts, and Brodie's link to his 0:04:13.000 --> 0:04:21.279 name is eatsy weensy and underneath mark describe it underneath mine, 0:04:21.360 --> 0:04:26.760 which is gigantic and and clickable. So Brodie's clickable link 0:04:27.040 --> 0:04:29.880 to his name, but it's over your face the same 0:04:29.920 --> 0:04:32.360 way mind is over mine, but mine is on top 0:04:32.400 --> 0:04:34.400 of yours and to the left of it and taking 0:04:34.480 --> 0:04:36.800 up like ten times. Not only that, on my phone 0:04:37.600 --> 0:04:39.640 for some reason, it's showing slightly different than your phone. 0:04:40.279 --> 0:04:42.560 Half of my screen name is off the screen. Well 0:04:42.600 --> 0:04:44.240 I didn't do that on purpose. Yeah, and it says 0:04:44.360 --> 0:04:46.440 wipe to listen, So um, I guess I'm zoomed in 0:04:46.440 --> 0:04:49.040 a little bit. If you're seeing it, it says scary 0:04:49.200 --> 0:04:52.960 Jones and then well that's because you you need to 0:04:53.040 --> 0:04:57.000 do that. But I, I, actually, I totally how did 0:04:57.080 --> 0:04:59.920 you Saturday night at the holiday after the holiday Christmas, 0:05:00.279 --> 0:05:03.279 the holiday party, thet I didn't have to do anything, 0:05:03.640 --> 0:05:05.600 but I think I think it speaks for itself. What 0:05:05.760 --> 0:05:09.120 I what I what happened? So after the Elvistrand holiday party, 0:05:09.120 --> 0:05:11.200 which we had a great time, and uh, one of 0:05:11.320 --> 0:05:13.400 my rants is about where we went. We went to 0:05:13.440 --> 0:05:15.000 a great bar. Doesn't matter. The name of the bar. 0:05:15.279 --> 0:05:17.600 Great bar in Manhattan, about a block from where the 0:05:17.640 --> 0:05:22.520 holiday party was, and we walk in. It's a long bar. 0:05:22.640 --> 0:05:26.760 It's like fifty ft long, huge bar, and that's the bar. 0:05:26.920 --> 0:05:29.680 Countertop is long. As we're walking by, they're like, let's 0:05:29.680 --> 0:05:31.680 go in the back, maybe there's some tables. So we 0:05:31.800 --> 0:05:35.400 walked by, and as we walk by, I hear like 0:05:35.560 --> 0:05:37.160 something like that in the crowd, Like I thought, I 0:05:37.160 --> 0:05:39.120 don't know, maybe I didn't hear it right whatever, And 0:05:39.200 --> 0:05:41.120 then somebody says, there's no seats back here. Let's go 0:05:41.200 --> 0:05:43.440 back to the front. So, by the way, it's just 0:05:43.560 --> 0:05:46.440 Metallica lyrics anyway. So we walked back to the front 0:05:46.520 --> 0:05:48.200 of the bar, and as we're walking back, I hear 0:05:49.200 --> 0:05:50.880 I thought, it's always you supposed to do front to 0:05:50.920 --> 0:05:55.240 the bag. What front? What are we talking about? Back 0:05:55.240 --> 0:05:58.480 to the front is uh Metallica lyrics. Front to the 0:05:58.520 --> 0:06:01.080 back is when you're changing a diaper on a baby girl. 0:06:01.240 --> 0:06:05.880 That's right front to back. You go, uh, don't do 0:06:05.960 --> 0:06:08.200 it back to the front. Yeah, I don't know. I 0:06:08.240 --> 0:06:09.760 don't have kids, but this is what people tell me. 0:06:10.279 --> 0:06:13.000 But continue, Okay, So as we're walking by again, I 0:06:13.120 --> 0:06:14.960 hear them. Somebody say my name. So I turned around 0:06:15.320 --> 0:06:18.640 and You're like, hey, you're You're David Brodie and I said, yeah, hey, Hi, 0:06:18.800 --> 0:06:21.760 nice to meet you. You know, hi, And we kept walking, 0:06:21.800 --> 0:06:23.840 but I waved to him, I said hello, and uh, 0:06:24.560 --> 0:06:26.880 I said, I told you that they were somebody noticed me. 0:06:27.279 --> 0:06:28.880 You're like, yeah, you get that a lot in these bars, 0:06:29.200 --> 0:06:30.880 and they were like googling. They looked like they were 0:06:30.920 --> 0:06:34.160 google imaging everybody and trying to figure who. They didn't recognize. 0:06:34.200 --> 0:06:37.119 You didn't say anything. They didn't say hey, scary, nothing, 0:06:38.880 --> 0:06:41.920 you're you're the big on air talent. Idn't care, no, 0:06:42.040 --> 0:06:44.200 I know, but I did. I was very excited. I 0:06:44.320 --> 0:06:47.640 love that somebody recognize me. But they didn't recognize you 0:06:48.520 --> 0:06:50.200 felt these two dudes were What was the name of 0:06:50.240 --> 0:06:52.240 the place. It was called the Ginger Man. Okay, I 0:06:52.279 --> 0:06:54.520 didn't want to give the name of the boss. See, okay, 0:06:54.560 --> 0:06:57.719 remember last episode when I said, if it's not important 0:06:57.760 --> 0:07:01.760 to you, remember it's right whispered and I said, where's Nate. 0:07:02.000 --> 0:07:05.200 You're like, he's right there. You don't take the fucking hint. 0:07:05.839 --> 0:07:08.280 I deliberately said it's not important what the name of 0:07:08.320 --> 0:07:11.560 the bar is because I'm gonna bash the bartender in 0:07:11.600 --> 0:07:13.800 a minute, and I didn't want to bash the bar. 0:07:15.160 --> 0:07:17.000 Why don't you ever take the hint. I'll tell you what. 0:07:17.200 --> 0:07:19.800 I'll tell you what. It's beeped out. I didn't say it, 0:07:20.320 --> 0:07:22.920 did did? No? I didn't say it. Who are you 0:07:23.000 --> 0:07:26.840 looking at? What we need? What's going on over there? 0:07:26.880 --> 0:07:29.680 Bertie's pointing to people outside the glass. Yeah, I want 0:07:29.680 --> 0:07:31.800 to bring you. I want to bring Bethany, one of 0:07:31.880 --> 0:07:36.920 the co hosts of our morning shot. This is the 0:07:37.640 --> 0:07:41.680 Brooklyn Boys episode twenty. Oh is this isn't The Queen's Queens. No, 0:07:42.240 --> 0:07:46.880 that's that's Elvis's podcast. So I'm gonna tell you what 0:07:47.120 --> 0:07:49.600 I said, and then you tell me what you think 0:07:49.680 --> 0:07:52.680 Scary said. Is a follow up? All right? Based on 0:07:52.800 --> 0:07:55.200 what you heard us talking about on the last episode, 0:07:55.520 --> 0:07:58.520 episode nineteen. You commented on a specific part of the 0:07:58.560 --> 0:08:01.640 podcast at the holiday part. Yes, so I said to Scary, 0:08:01.720 --> 0:08:04.960 telling him a story about how somebody recognized me at 0:08:05.000 --> 0:08:08.440 the bar we went to after the Elvistra and holiday party. Okay, 0:08:08.560 --> 0:08:10.920 and I said, at the bar we went to, it's 0:08:10.960 --> 0:08:12.280 not really important. I want to mention the name of 0:08:12.280 --> 0:08:14.600 the bar, but this is what happened, right, So then 0:08:14.720 --> 0:08:18.600 what do you think he did? He wait, okay, so 0:08:18.760 --> 0:08:21.320 you said you said, it doesn't matter what the name 0:08:21.320 --> 0:08:24.840 of the bar is. Remember episode nineteen, right, he said 0:08:25.360 --> 0:08:28.320 he pushed you to name the bar. He named the 0:08:28.400 --> 0:08:31.560 bar because you were there as well, of course, but 0:08:31.720 --> 0:08:35.959 you did not necessary. But remember I didn't want to. 0:08:36.080 --> 0:08:37.839 It was important to me not to mention it. But 0:08:37.920 --> 0:08:41.719 it was important to him. Yeah, it was important to 0:08:41.920 --> 0:08:44.960 him to mention the bar, even though it was important 0:08:45.000 --> 0:08:46.880 to me not to. But if it's not important to Scary, 0:08:46.920 --> 0:08:50.679 then it's not important to Scary. I didn't know he 0:08:50.720 --> 0:08:52.480 was going to go off on the bartender. Really, yes, 0:08:52.559 --> 0:08:54.600 you did, because we had a problem with the bartender. 0:08:54.800 --> 0:08:57.440 I now remember this. But but no, but the point 0:08:57.480 --> 0:08:59.319 of the original story. But I would have said the 0:08:59.440 --> 0:09:03.320 name of the are I said, but you not having 0:09:03.400 --> 0:09:05.480 a bit important to you? What's not important to him? 0:09:05.559 --> 0:09:07.000 So he had to say the name of the bar 0:09:07.080 --> 0:09:10.240 because he doesn't take your feelings as important. It's correct, right, 0:09:10.280 --> 0:09:12.240 But I thought the only reason why he was leaving 0:09:12.280 --> 0:09:15.920 the name of the bar out was because the two guys, 0:09:16.200 --> 0:09:19.320 the two dudes who recognized him but not me. Yeah, 0:09:19.400 --> 0:09:21.160 and I thought maybe I was doing you a service 0:09:21.280 --> 0:09:23.240 because if they're listening to the podcast, they're like, oh 0:09:23.280 --> 0:09:26.080 my god, that was us, that was us at that bar. Okay, 0:09:26.160 --> 0:09:27.400 So if we didn't mention the name of the bar, 0:09:27.440 --> 0:09:28.920 you don't think those two guys would know that they 0:09:28.920 --> 0:09:31.880 saw me Saturday night anyway, But they did. They did 0:09:31.920 --> 0:09:33.400 the Google look up, like, oh my god, is that 0:09:33.480 --> 0:09:36.559 David Brown? And they walked out. As we walked by them, 0:09:36.600 --> 0:09:39.960 they said it's David Brodie. And I walked by him 0:09:39.960 --> 0:09:41.520 again because we couldn't find a table, and they're like, 0:09:41.600 --> 0:09:44.360 that's definitely David Brodie. Nice turned around and go, hello, 0:09:44.440 --> 0:09:46.319 I'm David Brodie. Yeah, I said, hi, how are you? Guys? 0:09:46.360 --> 0:09:48.480 You might know me from such projects as the Elvis 0:09:48.520 --> 0:09:52.920 Train Morning Show, in the Broken Boys podcast, and so 0:09:53.160 --> 0:09:56.640 nobody recognized scary. But I don't care about that. I 0:09:56.760 --> 0:09:58.679 was not but hurt. I don't really care about that. 0:09:59.360 --> 0:10:03.120 I'm all right it. Believe me. By the way, there's 0:10:03.120 --> 0:10:04.400 a lot of people in the in the in the 0:10:04.679 --> 0:10:06.520 world right now who say believe me, and usually it's 0:10:06.559 --> 0:10:11.600 right when they're lying. Hold on, I have the Bethany. 0:10:11.600 --> 0:10:13.520 We get to be finally used the Bethany jing oh oh, 0:10:13.760 --> 0:10:17.160 put on some headphones. Bethany. Okay, so, I don't know 0:10:17.160 --> 0:10:18.559 if you're I don't know if you're ready, though, she 0:10:18.640 --> 0:10:21.800 may not be ready for this might okay, So one 0:10:21.880 --> 0:10:24.439 of our listeners says Queen of the improv. One of 0:10:24.520 --> 0:10:27.680 our listeners said they would love if Bethany would come 0:10:27.720 --> 0:10:30.840 on our podcast because we use profanity sometimes. They would 0:10:30.880 --> 0:10:33.679 like Bethany to curse to to to to get to 0:10:33.880 --> 0:10:36.040 have a curse every week. Just come on the show 0:10:36.480 --> 0:10:39.000 and uh and and and curse. Yeah, I can do that. 0:10:39.280 --> 0:10:42.360 And so I said, great, I'll make a jingle and 0:10:42.520 --> 0:10:44.160 and she'll come in and every once in a while 0:10:44.240 --> 0:10:46.440 she'll come in and we will get a Bethany curse 0:10:46.760 --> 0:10:49.079 when she comes in. So hit the we get to 0:10:49.120 --> 0:10:54.680 do the feature we got. I'm so excited. Ready, Yeah, okay, 0:10:54.720 --> 0:11:00.880 here we go. May acid rain fall upon on your fields. 0:11:01.800 --> 0:11:06.520 May a black cat perpetually cross your lover's path. May 0:11:06.600 --> 0:11:10.439 you only wake up on the worst of Sundays and 0:11:10.720 --> 0:11:14.719 made the best of your today's be the best of 0:11:14.800 --> 0:11:22.079 your tomorrow's. Okay, that was that was That was not 0:11:22.160 --> 0:11:23.760 the kind of curse I was looking for them. You're 0:11:23.760 --> 0:11:26.439 looking for I was looking for an expletive. But we 0:11:26.480 --> 0:11:28.120 didn't really tell her what we wanted. We just said, 0:11:28.280 --> 0:11:30.800 have a curse, ready, I know, and she took it literally, 0:11:30.960 --> 0:11:35.480 like a curse, like she's cursing. Either either way would 0:11:35.480 --> 0:11:38.199 be literally you put a spell on us, though I 0:11:38.240 --> 0:11:40.880 don't want that kind of curse. Well that's what we got, Okay, 0:11:41.520 --> 0:11:43.840 I got cuss, Bethany's cuss of the week. We need 0:11:43.920 --> 0:11:46.319 to retool that jingle. No, I think I think that's 0:11:46.360 --> 0:11:48.439 what Bethany wants to do. If that's the curse, Is 0:11:48.520 --> 0:11:50.360 that your curse of the week? Okay, let no, let 0:11:50.400 --> 0:11:51.480 me try it again now that I know what you're 0:11:51.520 --> 0:12:06.280 looking for? Thinner? Was that a curse? Stephen King movie? 0:12:06.840 --> 0:12:09.800 Probably your book First Dinner? I was looking on a 0:12:09.800 --> 0:12:14.920 guy in the answer or something like that, broting that 0:12:14.960 --> 0:12:17.400 backfired on us. No, that's that's actually the kind of 0:12:17.440 --> 0:12:19.560 course I expected from Bethany. I expected just a one 0:12:19.640 --> 0:12:25.040 word curse, but like thinner, but not really thinner like skin. 0:12:25.440 --> 0:12:27.640 What word were you looking for? Just like an expletive? 0:12:27.760 --> 0:12:30.760 Like what? I don't know. That's your curse, not mine. 0:12:31.000 --> 0:12:33.280 It was my curse. I did my curse. You apparently 0:12:33.320 --> 0:12:35.880 want to have your own curse, so it's your I think. 0:12:35.880 --> 0:12:38.199 If you want profanity, you and I provide plenty of that. 0:12:40.000 --> 0:12:45.199 That was great. Listen to Bethany on The Office Trade 0:12:45.280 --> 0:12:48.760 Morning Show and an Acquired Taste podcast. Yeah, but now 0:12:48.800 --> 0:12:51.000 I feel dissatisfied with how this went because I feel 0:12:51.000 --> 0:12:53.880 like I'm fine with it. I was misinterpreting the type 0:12:53.880 --> 0:12:55.719 of curse we were going to get from. I expected more. 0:12:55.760 --> 0:12:58.160 I have newt you know, like a pox on your family, 0:12:58.240 --> 0:12:59.680 Like those are the ones I have to look up 0:12:59.720 --> 0:13:01.520 in my book at home, but that book is only 0:13:01.559 --> 0:13:03.559 awake on the soulstice. I have to like play in 0:13:03.600 --> 0:13:05.240 these ahead of time. You guys didn't let you go. 0:13:05.400 --> 0:13:08.079 You didn't give me enough of a warning. And if 0:13:08.120 --> 0:13:09.600 you had given me a warning, I would have been 0:13:09.600 --> 0:13:13.040 able to look up my curses the ones that than that. 0:13:13.120 --> 0:13:16.640 I was just expecting you to just go fuck. If 0:13:16.720 --> 0:13:18.840 you could find the curse of the guy who can't 0:13:18.880 --> 0:13:20.440 keep his mouth shut and put it on scary, then 0:13:20.559 --> 0:13:22.800 be great. All right, All right, Well that was good. 0:13:22.840 --> 0:13:24.840 I liked it. I liked it. I feel like you're 0:13:24.880 --> 0:13:27.680 mad at me. You give me a little What are 0:13:27.720 --> 0:13:29.920 the podcasts? Has someone coming and deliver like a curse. 0:13:30.040 --> 0:13:31.760 Give me a double double toil in trouble next week 0:13:31.880 --> 0:13:35.800 or something we'll have bubbling sounds cold during effects kind 0:13:35.840 --> 0:13:37.959 of thing. I'm okay with that. Make a day. I 0:13:38.000 --> 0:13:39.839 will come next week. I'll do await the listeners wanted 0:13:39.840 --> 0:13:45.760 to hear Bethany curse. That's what she's doing. Thank you. 0:13:46.280 --> 0:13:48.400 It was awesome. Thanks jingles singers. All right now, ms day, 0:13:49.520 --> 0:13:51.679 I will do it better. Okay. Also, can I just 0:13:51.720 --> 0:13:55.120 say I know what the word means, but noma stay 0:13:55.240 --> 0:13:57.000 is what people say when they're leaving. It should not 0:13:57.040 --> 0:14:00.840 have the word stay in it. I'm gonna go right now. 0:14:00.880 --> 0:14:05.679 Thank you very much, Thank you, Bethany Watson, everybody, thank you. 0:14:07.520 --> 0:14:09.520 She's threw me for a curve. I love her. She's 0:14:09.520 --> 0:14:14.400 always thinking, she's she's just you just combined two expressions. 0:14:14.520 --> 0:14:16.959 She's thinking smarter than I have to stop you. You 0:14:17.080 --> 0:14:20.400 throw someone for a loop, right, She's threw me for 0:14:20.520 --> 0:14:23.520 a loop, right, because I was expecting something like or 0:14:23.640 --> 0:14:25.720 she threw you a curve, but she didn't throw you 0:14:25.840 --> 0:14:28.200 for a curve. She tore me for a loop, right, 0:14:28.800 --> 0:14:31.680 but not for a curve. Right? You throw me a curve? 0:14:31.800 --> 0:14:34.680 He threw you a curve when you're expecting the fastball 0:14:34.800 --> 0:14:36.960 for he threw you for a loop. By the way, 0:14:37.280 --> 0:14:39.680 I can't look at you and keep a straight face. Prose. 0:14:40.160 --> 0:14:42.360 You've got glitter on your cheeks. Yeah, I know this 0:14:42.440 --> 0:14:44.200 has been a everyone in the room you know what 0:14:44.240 --> 0:14:46.520 it is. It's this tinsel and garland stuff all over 0:14:46.600 --> 0:14:52.000 the studio. We have elve shoes. Yeah, this glitter elve shoes, 0:14:52.040 --> 0:14:55.040 and this is someone's art project gone wrong. It's glitter 0:14:55.160 --> 0:14:59.760 all over them, glitter on cards. Nate's cheek was glittering earlier. 0:15:00.640 --> 0:15:02.200 I feel like we're all at strip clubs. Look at you, 0:15:03.240 --> 0:15:05.440 Look at me a look at me, Look at me 0:15:06.080 --> 0:15:11.760 doing there? It's a pink one too. Okay, So we're 0:15:11.800 --> 0:15:14.200 talking about the bar. The bar. Okay, I'm gonna go 0:15:14.320 --> 0:15:16.280 back and I'm going to edit out the name of 0:15:16.280 --> 0:15:18.560 the bar so you could properly go off on the bartender. 0:15:19.080 --> 0:15:22.720 Although I don't think you should. I think that's right. Listen, 0:15:22.760 --> 0:15:25.040 I yelled a few Pelican pools last week, so exactly, so, 0:15:25.120 --> 0:15:27.160 so should I leave it? I'm gonna leave. Okay. So 0:15:27.320 --> 0:15:29.320 we get to the bar and Scary whips out the 0:15:29.360 --> 0:15:31.040 credit card and he's like I'm buying the first round, 0:15:31.040 --> 0:15:34.360 which was very nice because that's how he rolls. Had 0:15:34.440 --> 0:15:38.000 his lovely female companion with him. It's a girlfriend, girlfriend, 0:15:38.200 --> 0:15:41.440 very attractive, Robin love her and a couple about five 0:15:41.520 --> 0:15:43.000 or six other people that were at the party that 0:15:43.040 --> 0:15:45.080 need a lit a little more time out. And so 0:15:45.200 --> 0:15:47.520 we went to this bar and you said, Brodie, what 0:15:47.560 --> 0:15:49.720 do you happen? And I noticed they had like thirty 0:15:49.800 --> 0:15:52.840 forty handles of of draft beer and different things. And 0:15:52.920 --> 0:15:55.080 I saw one handle and said something cider. I don't know, 0:15:55.360 --> 0:16:00.320 I like cider. Um dick inside a hut tick insider, 0:16:00.400 --> 0:16:03.120 I know, yeah, anyway, so I wanted like a woodpecker, 0:16:03.200 --> 0:16:06.040 So I'm gonna apple cider. So you ordered for me, 0:16:06.120 --> 0:16:08.800 and you said to bartender one, because there were two 0:16:08.840 --> 0:16:12.480 female bartenders, You said the bartender one, hey, my friend, 0:16:12.520 --> 0:16:15.240 he would like a cider. What do you got And 0:16:15.400 --> 0:16:21.520 she said dry cider or ginger cider? Right right right? 0:16:22.400 --> 0:16:25.800 So I said what do you mean by dry cider? Right? 0:16:25.880 --> 0:16:29.920 I didn't understand that meant she said the ginger is good? 0:16:31.800 --> 0:16:35.560 So I said, oh, uh, can I can I try that? Liket? 0:16:36.040 --> 0:16:37.520 So she fills up a pint and leaves it on 0:16:37.560 --> 0:16:40.680 the counter and I'm like, all right, well, I'm okay 0:16:41.520 --> 0:16:44.920 ginger cider. Now not keep in mind I already had 0:16:44.960 --> 0:16:46.480 given her an example. I said, you know, do you 0:16:46.560 --> 0:16:50.920 have like like apple cider, like woodpecker he wants and right, 0:16:51.080 --> 0:16:55.480 that's apples, right, and she said dry or ginger, those 0:16:55.480 --> 0:16:58.440 are all we have. I mean, she didn't acknowledge she 0:16:58.560 --> 0:17:02.720 didn't apple apple. That's right. She's pushing the two. So 0:17:03.080 --> 0:17:05.080 she felt that ginger was better, and that's what she 0:17:05.160 --> 0:17:08.000 gave us. It was awful. For me, it was awful. 0:17:08.080 --> 0:17:10.440 I hate ginger ale and so this was like ginger 0:17:10.480 --> 0:17:15.480 ale e cider. It's like somebody pour and then you 0:17:15.680 --> 0:17:19.320 tasted it, which I was uh impressed by. You didn't 0:17:19.320 --> 0:17:22.480 seem to mind my my drinking glass, right, and I 0:17:22.600 --> 0:17:24.879 was like, you're like, you don't have the cooties. So 0:17:24.960 --> 0:17:26.399 I said, we'll see if they'll take it back and 0:17:26.440 --> 0:17:28.359 give me something else, because it's terrible. I can't drink this. 0:17:28.800 --> 0:17:31.040 You're like, nah, someone else will drink it. And guess 0:17:31.080 --> 0:17:32.879 what somebody did. You were like, hey, brodnt like this. 0:17:33.119 --> 0:17:35.440 So one of our other co workers had it so great. 0:17:35.920 --> 0:17:38.000 So then bartender two comes over and she says, what 0:17:38.119 --> 0:17:41.000 else are you're having? Because she was totaling up right, 0:17:41.320 --> 0:17:43.840 So you're like, well, my friend really wanted a apple 0:17:43.960 --> 0:17:47.000 cider or like a woodchuck cider, but he had the gingers. 0:17:47.000 --> 0:17:48.520 He hated it. There's all you want to get an 0:17:48.520 --> 0:17:51.959 apple cider. We got that, so she wasn't got an 0:17:51.960 --> 0:17:55.440 apple cider. It was great. So how does bartender one 0:17:56.600 --> 0:17:58.800 not know that they have an apple cider? Or ask 0:17:58.800 --> 0:18:01.000 do they have an apple cider? And she only pushed 0:18:01.040 --> 0:18:04.200 it too, she know dry and ginger, right, So okay, 0:18:04.359 --> 0:18:09.359 fuck you bartender one. I understand it's not Budweiser. If 0:18:09.400 --> 0:18:12.800 that's your your your realm of expertise, but she was 0:18:12.920 --> 0:18:14.960 not clear about the drinks that she had on hand. 0:18:15.200 --> 0:18:17.280 And why if you don't have if you're not sure 0:18:17.280 --> 0:18:19.200 about the drinks you have on tap, then you maybe 0:18:19.240 --> 0:18:22.800 you should go back to bartender. Okay, you're not you're 0:18:22.840 --> 0:18:24.480 not the bar back, you're not the waitress, you're not 0:18:24.560 --> 0:18:28.640 the hostess, you're the bartender. Job one job no your ciders, 0:18:28.960 --> 0:18:31.440 or asked the other bartender you have another sider? We 0:18:31.520 --> 0:18:33.560 have a third sider? We have not are you telling 0:18:33.640 --> 0:18:36.040 me that in all the hours and days and months 0:18:36.080 --> 0:18:39.200 and whatever she's been working there, nobody's ordered an apple cider. Well, no, 0:18:39.320 --> 0:18:41.480 I think what it was was the first the second 0:18:41.520 --> 0:18:44.960 bartender said that the the apple cider was was the 0:18:45.280 --> 0:18:47.480 was the dry cider because it's a cider, but it 0:18:47.560 --> 0:18:50.359 was dry? No? Was that not the we have We 0:18:50.400 --> 0:18:51.879 also have an apple cider. Do you know what the 0:18:51.920 --> 0:18:54.480 problem was? If you noticed when she got the the 0:18:54.920 --> 0:18:58.159 ginger beer the ginger cider, she went over to one 0:18:58.200 --> 0:19:00.760 of the taps right behind her that said cider on it. 0:19:01.119 --> 0:19:03.520 But when bartender two went to get me cider, she 0:19:03.680 --> 0:19:05.480 walked all the way down the other end to like 0:19:05.680 --> 0:19:09.159 the fifty ft bar and pulled the other taps. So 0:19:09.359 --> 0:19:11.960 I bet bartender one didn't want to walk down to 0:19:12.040 --> 0:19:15.800 the other end. Figured, I'll just take whatever she offers me. 0:19:16.359 --> 0:19:18.119 If she gives me two choices, I'll pick one of 0:19:18.200 --> 0:19:20.680 them and she won't have to walk. But bartender two 0:19:20.760 --> 0:19:23.080 walked already to the other end. Because they probably don't 0:19:23.119 --> 0:19:25.240 have every beer at every tap on both sides. Probably 0:19:25.320 --> 0:19:28.719 not so lazy ass who didn't want to walk all 0:19:28.720 --> 0:19:32.639 the way that that's my theory. Yeah, well, um, I 0:19:32.800 --> 0:19:35.919 had a fun, fun time despite that episode, and then 0:19:36.119 --> 0:19:37.480 you know, you got your sider at the end of 0:19:37.480 --> 0:19:39.560 the day and somebody else got to drink your free drink. 0:19:39.640 --> 0:19:43.080 Oh well, speaking of bartenders, at the Elvista and Holiday party, 0:19:43.080 --> 0:19:46.040 we had a great time. It was awesome time. But 0:19:46.119 --> 0:19:48.119 I went to the bartender and I ordered something I 0:19:48.160 --> 0:19:49.879 don't normally drink. You know that, we've talked about that. 0:19:50.480 --> 0:19:52.120 But I'm like, you know what, it's a holiday party, 0:19:52.280 --> 0:19:55.560 it's open bar. Everyone's everybody's like, hey, Brody gets something. 0:19:55.640 --> 0:19:57.320 So Josh Coach, the boy Josh from our show, We 0:19:57.359 --> 0:19:58.600 went over to the bartender and he said, what do 0:19:58.640 --> 0:20:00.280 you want? So I'm like, you know what, I haven't 0:20:00.280 --> 0:20:01.280 had a drink in a bar in a while, but 0:20:01.320 --> 0:20:03.719 I'm gonna order something that I like into a bar 0:20:04.040 --> 0:20:06.760 walks into a bar, I like kalua, right. So I'm like, well, 0:20:06.800 --> 0:20:07.960 what can I have with a calue? And I said, 0:20:07.960 --> 0:20:10.560 you know what, let me get a white Russian. There 0:20:10.600 --> 0:20:12.400