Speaker 1: Start up Up Brooklyn ban Scar Hey, start up Brooklyn Boy.
Speaker 1: They're making noise data and this is your studio up episode.
Speaker 1: You're not supposed to talk before. I know that part.
Speaker 1: Know what the hell? Well you you got me on
Speaker 1: Friday and I don't like what you did to me
Speaker 1: on social media social media. It's the Brooklyn Boys podcast.
Speaker 1: I'm Scary Jones allow with David Brody. I get to
Speaker 1: say that. I say, I'm David Brody. Okay, I'm Scary Jones.
Speaker 1: I'm David Brody. I don't introduce you and say, oh,
Speaker 1: that guy's Scary Jones. Why not? Sometimes it's so we
Speaker 1: have a thing. I don't want you. I don't need to.
Speaker 1: First of all, you're not gonna humble me, so that's
Speaker 1: I'm not humble. But is it weird like if you're
Speaker 1: introduced when they say hey, this, hey so and so,
Speaker 1: this is so, this is Brody, Like, isn't it almost
Speaker 1: like somebody does the honors for you so you don't
Speaker 1: have to toot your own horn. It's like what I'm
Speaker 1: announced on stage if I'm a club, They're like, let's fine,
Speaker 1: put up. If I'm going to introduce you, then if
Speaker 1: you're gonna introduce to me, I should introduce you. That's
Speaker 1: and that's scary. What's your name? Right? Do you know that? Yeah? No,
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding you. Scary Johnson did screw you? Yeah
Speaker 1: you did? Okay, So last week I won the social
Speaker 1: media game. We went out to a business dinner and
Speaker 1: many of you have already seen it but on my
Speaker 1: Instagram page at David underscore Brody and you see it
Speaker 1: on Twitter as well. We were at dinner and they
Speaker 1: gave us place cards with our with our just our
Speaker 1: our radio names like so I didn't say David Brody,
Speaker 1: just said Brody, and it said, uh, scary. So uh.
Speaker 1: I noticed that because we were sitting next to each other,
Speaker 1: I saw Brody. I was to the left of Scary,
Speaker 1: so it said Brody and scary. So the way it
Speaker 1: should be. And I took the two cards and I
Speaker 1: put them together by a glass of whatever was on
Speaker 1: the table, and I said, look the place cards. Know
Speaker 1: the deal. Its Brody and Scary. Very clever, right, And
Speaker 1: then then I had thoughts of maybe you know what
Speaker 1: I thought you're gonna be. I'm gonna take this, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna digitally superimpose it and switch them and but rather
Speaker 1: than copy you ten times harder today, Yeah, I'm not
Speaker 1: I'm not a fan. Actually earlier in the week. By
Speaker 1: the time you hear this podcast, um oh, because we're
Speaker 1: not okay, we should probably say to explain that today
Speaker 1: is Monday, December four, right, that's when we're recording this now.
Speaker 1: We just recorded on December one on Friday. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: we're not going to release two episodes back to back,
Speaker 1: back to back. So plus if anything pops up in
Speaker 1: the next day, we might add to it. But Scary
Speaker 1: is out of town Wednesday, Thursday and Friday this week,
Speaker 1: so he's like, we gotta record Monday because Tuesday doesn't
Speaker 1: work for me to screw the people out of a podcast.
Speaker 1: We gotta do a podcast right and Tuesday, tomorrow, the fifth,
Speaker 1: I'm recording Walkers and Talkers getting ready for the big
Speaker 1: Walking Dead Midsummer finale. This time is the season and
Speaker 1: so there's some things that are gonna be lacking in
Speaker 1: this podcast, but hopefully we'll bring anyway. So Scary on
Speaker 1: social media on the not only this, I I I
Speaker 1: got Scary with the Brodyan ski Rie on my personal
Speaker 1: Instagram account. What's Scary did above? And beyond f and
Speaker 1: me is he used the Elvis durand show account on
Speaker 1: Instagram on the same day we had Jake Miller in studio.
Speaker 1: So there's all Jake Miller videos and stuff. You're like, oh,
Speaker 1: Jake Miller, Jake Miller, Jake Miller. And then there's the
Speaker 1: graphic for our show. This is on the Elvis Durranchio
Speaker 1: insta story on the story. By the time you hear this,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be gone. Show them what it is, okay,
Speaker 1: sell them what it is. Well, you know, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: take a screenshot of this, and you know I don't
Speaker 1: want to screenshot it. You should screenshot it, and on
Speaker 1: the screenshot anyway, hold on because to promote this, explain,
Speaker 1: to promote the podcast, we're take an instant story screenshot
Speaker 1: and we say, hey, swipe up to listen. So on
Speaker 1: Monday December four, Elvis durrancho inst the story which is
Speaker 1: already erased by the time you're seeing this, hearing this
Speaker 1: or hearing this right or seeing this graphic saying the graphic,
Speaker 1: they're not gonna see it. The Brooklyn It says the
Speaker 1: Broolyn Boys podcast graphic, the orange logo, and then the
Speaker 1: link to our Instagram accounts, and Brodie's link to his
Speaker 1: name is eatsy weensy and underneath mark describe it underneath mine,
Speaker 1: which is gigantic and and clickable. So Brodie's clickable link
Speaker 1: to his name, but it's over your face the same
Speaker 1: way mind is over mine, but mine is on top
Speaker 1: of yours and to the left of it and taking
Speaker 1: up like ten times. Not only that, on my phone
Speaker 1: for some reason, it's showing slightly different than your phone.
Speaker 1: Half of my screen name is off the screen. Well
Speaker 1: I didn't do that on purpose. Yeah, and it says
Speaker 1: wipe to listen, So um, I guess I'm zoomed in
Speaker 1: a little bit. If you're seeing it, it says scary
Speaker 1: Jones and then well that's because you you need to
Speaker 1: do that. But I, I, actually, I totally how did
Speaker 1: you Saturday night at the holiday after the holiday Christmas,
Speaker 1: the holiday party, thet I didn't have to do anything,
Speaker 1: but I think I think it speaks for itself. What
Speaker 1: I what I what happened? So after the Elvistrand holiday party,
Speaker 1: which we had a great time, and uh, one of
Speaker 1: my rants is about where we went. We went to
Speaker 1: a great bar. Doesn't matter. The name of the bar.
Speaker 1: Great bar in Manhattan, about a block from where the
Speaker 1: holiday party was, and we walk in. It's a long bar.
Speaker 1: It's like fifty ft long, huge bar, and that's the bar.
Speaker 1: Countertop is long. As we're walking by, they're like, let's
Speaker 1: go in the back, maybe there's some tables. So we
Speaker 1: walked by, and as we walk by, I hear like
Speaker 1: something like that in the crowd, Like I thought, I
Speaker 1: don't know, maybe I didn't hear it right whatever, And
Speaker 1: then somebody says, there's no seats back here. Let's go
Speaker 1: back to the front. So, by the way, it's just
Speaker 1: Metallica lyrics anyway. So we walked back to the front
Speaker 1: of the bar, and as we're walking back, I hear
Speaker 1: I thought, it's always you supposed to do front to
Speaker 1: the bag. What front? What are we talking about? Back
Speaker 1: to the front is uh Metallica lyrics. Front to the
Speaker 1: back is when you're changing a diaper on a baby girl.
Speaker 1: That's right front to back. You go, uh, don't do
Speaker 1: it back to the front. Yeah, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't have kids, but this is what people tell me.
Speaker 1: But continue, Okay, So as we're walking by again, I
Speaker 1: hear them. Somebody say my name. So I turned around
Speaker 1: and You're like, hey, you're You're David Brodie and I said, yeah, hey, Hi,
Speaker 1: nice to meet you. You know, hi, And we kept walking,
Speaker 1: but I waved to him, I said hello, and uh,
Speaker 1: I said, I told you that they were somebody noticed me.
Speaker 1: You're like, yeah, you get that a lot in these bars,
Speaker 1: and they were like googling. They looked like they were
Speaker 1: google imaging everybody and trying to figure who. They didn't recognize.
Speaker 1: You didn't say anything. They didn't say hey, scary, nothing,
Speaker 1: you're you're the big on air talent. Idn't care, no,
Speaker 1: I know, but I did. I was very excited. I
Speaker 1: love that somebody recognize me. But they didn't recognize you
Speaker 1: felt these two dudes were What was the name of
Speaker 1: the place. It was called the Ginger Man. Okay, I
Speaker 1: didn't want to give the name of the boss. See, okay,
Speaker 1: remember last episode when I said, if it's not important
Speaker 1: to you, remember it's right whispered and I said, where's Nate.
Speaker 1: You're like, he's right there. You don't take the fucking hint.
Speaker 1: I deliberately said it's not important what the name of
Speaker 1: the bar is because I'm gonna bash the bartender in
Speaker 1: a minute, and I didn't want to bash the bar.
Speaker 1: Why don't you ever take the hint. I'll tell you what.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. It's beeped out. I didn't say it,
Speaker 1: did did? No? I didn't say it. Who are you
Speaker 1: looking at? What we need? What's going on over there?
Speaker 1: Bertie's pointing to people outside the glass. Yeah, I want
Speaker 1: to bring you. I want to bring Bethany, one of
Speaker 1: the co hosts of our morning shot. This is the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys episode twenty. Oh is this isn't The Queen's Queens. No,
Speaker 1: that's that's Elvis's podcast. So I'm gonna tell you what
Speaker 1: I said, and then you tell me what you think
Speaker 1: Scary said. Is a follow up? All right? Based on
Speaker 1: what you heard us talking about on the last episode,
Speaker 1: episode nineteen. You commented on a specific part of the
Speaker 1: podcast at the holiday part. Yes, so I said to Scary,
Speaker 1: telling him a story about how somebody recognized me at
Speaker 1: the bar we went to after the Elvistra and holiday party. Okay,
Speaker 1: and I said, at the bar we went to, it's
Speaker 1: not really important. I want to mention the name of
Speaker 1: the bar, but this is what happened, right, So then
Speaker 1: what do you think he did? He wait, okay, so
Speaker 1: you said you said, it doesn't matter what the name
Speaker 1: of the bar is. Remember episode nineteen, right, he said
Speaker 1: he pushed you to name the bar. He named the
Speaker 1: bar because you were there as well, of course, but
Speaker 1: you did not necessary. But remember I didn't want to.
Speaker 1: It was important to me not to mention it. But
Speaker 1: it was important to him. Yeah, it was important to
Speaker 1: him to mention the bar, even though it was important
Speaker 1: to me not to. But if it's not important to Scary,
Speaker 1: then it's not important to Scary. I didn't know he
Speaker 1: was going to go off on the bartender. Really, yes,
Speaker 1: you did, because we had a problem with the bartender.
Speaker 1: I now remember this. But but no, but the point
Speaker 1: of the original story. But I would have said the
Speaker 1: name of the are I said, but you not having
Speaker 1: a bit important to you? What's not important to him?
Speaker 1: So he had to say the name of the bar
Speaker 1: because he doesn't take your feelings as important. It's correct, right,
Speaker 1: But I thought the only reason why he was leaving
Speaker 1: the name of the bar out was because the two guys,
Speaker 1: the two dudes who recognized him but not me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I thought maybe I was doing you a service
Speaker 1: because if they're listening to the podcast, they're like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, that was us, that was us at that bar. Okay,
Speaker 1: So if we didn't mention the name of the bar,
Speaker 1: you don't think those two guys would know that they
Speaker 1: saw me Saturday night anyway, But they did. They did
Speaker 1: the Google look up, like, oh my god, is that
Speaker 1: David Brown? And they walked out. As we walked by them,
Speaker 1: they said it's David Brodie. And I walked by him
Speaker 1: again because we couldn't find a table, and they're like,
Speaker 1: that's definitely David Brodie. Nice turned around and go, hello,
Speaker 1: I'm David Brodie. Yeah, I said, hi, how are you? Guys?
Speaker 1: You might know me from such projects as the Elvis
Speaker 1: Train Morning Show, in the Broken Boys podcast, and so
Speaker 1: nobody recognized scary. But I don't care about that. I
Speaker 1: was not but hurt. I don't really care about that.
Speaker 1: I'm all right it. Believe me. By the way, there's
Speaker 1: a lot of people in the in the in the
Speaker 1: world right now who say believe me, and usually it's
Speaker 1: right when they're lying. Hold on, I have the Bethany.
Speaker 1: We get to be finally used the Bethany jing oh oh,
Speaker 1: put on some headphones. Bethany. Okay, so, I don't know
Speaker 1: if you're I don't know if you're ready, though, she
Speaker 1: may not be ready for this might okay, So one
Speaker 1: of our listeners says Queen of the improv. One of
Speaker 1: our listeners said they would love if Bethany would come
Speaker 1: on our podcast because we use profanity sometimes. They would
Speaker 1: like Bethany to curse to to to to get to
Speaker 1: have a curse every week. Just come on the show
Speaker 1: and uh and and and curse. Yeah, I can do that.
Speaker 1: And so I said, great, I'll make a jingle and
Speaker 1: and she'll come in and every once in a while
Speaker 1: she'll come in and we will get a Bethany curse
Speaker 1: when she comes in. So hit the we get to
Speaker 1: do the feature we got. I'm so excited. Ready, Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. May acid rain fall upon on your fields.
Speaker 1: May a black cat perpetually cross your lover's path. May
Speaker 1: you only wake up on the worst of Sundays and
Speaker 1: made the best of your today's be the best of
Speaker 1: your tomorrow's. Okay, that was that was That was not
Speaker 1: the kind of curse I was looking for them. You're
Speaker 1: looking for I was looking for an expletive. But we
Speaker 1: didn't really tell her what we wanted. We just said,
Speaker 1: have a curse, ready, I know, and she took it literally,
Speaker 1: like a curse, like she's cursing. Either either way would
Speaker 1: be literally you put a spell on us, though I
Speaker 1: don't want that kind of curse. Well that's what we got, Okay,
Speaker 1: I got cuss, Bethany's cuss of the week. We need
Speaker 1: to retool that jingle. No, I think I think that's
Speaker 1: what Bethany wants to do. If that's the curse, Is
Speaker 1: that your curse of the week? Okay, let no, let
Speaker 1: me try it again now that I know what you're
Speaker 1: looking for? Thinner? Was that a curse? Stephen King movie?
Speaker 1: Probably your book First Dinner? I was looking on a
Speaker 1: guy in the answer or something like that, broting that
Speaker 1: backfired on us. No, that's that's actually the kind of
Speaker 1: course I expected from Bethany. I expected just a one
Speaker 1: word curse, but like thinner, but not really thinner like skin.
Speaker 1: What word were you looking for? Just like an expletive?
Speaker 1: Like what? I don't know. That's your curse, not mine.
Speaker 1: It was my curse. I did my curse. You apparently
Speaker 1: want to have your own curse, so it's your I think.
Speaker 1: If you want profanity, you and I provide plenty of that.
Speaker 1: That was great. Listen to Bethany on The Office Trade
Speaker 1: Morning Show and an Acquired Taste podcast. Yeah, but now
Speaker 1: I feel dissatisfied with how this went because I feel
Speaker 1: like I'm fine with it. I was misinterpreting the type
Speaker 1: of curse we were going to get from. I expected more.
Speaker 1: I have newt you know, like a pox on your family,
Speaker 1: Like those are the ones I have to look up
Speaker 1: in my book at home, but that book is only
Speaker 1: awake on the soulstice. I have to like play in
Speaker 1: these ahead of time. You guys didn't let you go.
Speaker 1: You didn't give me enough of a warning. And if
Speaker 1: you had given me a warning, I would have been
Speaker 1: able to look up my curses the ones that than that.
Speaker 1: I was just expecting you to just go fuck. If
Speaker 1: you could find the curse of the guy who can't
Speaker 1: keep his mouth shut and put it on scary, then
Speaker 1: be great. All right, All right, Well that was good.
Speaker 1: I liked it. I liked it. I feel like you're
Speaker 1: mad at me. You give me a little What are
Speaker 1: the podcasts? Has someone coming and deliver like a curse.
Speaker 1: Give me a double double toil in trouble next week
Speaker 1: or something we'll have bubbling sounds cold during effects kind
Speaker 1: of thing. I'm okay with that. Make a day. I
Speaker 1: will come next week. I'll do await the listeners wanted
Speaker 1: to hear Bethany curse. That's what she's doing. Thank you.
Speaker 1: It was awesome. Thanks jingles singers. All right now, ms day,
Speaker 1: I will do it better. Okay. Also, can I just
Speaker 1: say I know what the word means, but noma stay
Speaker 1: is what people say when they're leaving. It should not
Speaker 1: have the word stay in it. I'm gonna go right now.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much, Thank you, Bethany Watson, everybody, thank you.
Speaker 1: She's threw me for a curve. I love her. She's
Speaker 1: always thinking, she's she's just you just combined two expressions.
Speaker 1: She's thinking smarter than I have to stop you. You
Speaker 1: throw someone for a loop, right, She's threw me for
Speaker 1: a loop, right, because I was expecting something like or
Speaker 1: she threw you a curve, but she didn't throw you
Speaker 1: for a curve. She tore me for a loop, right,
Speaker 1: but not for a curve. Right? You throw me a curve?
Speaker 1: He threw you a curve when you're expecting the fastball
Speaker 1: for he threw you for a loop. By the way,
Speaker 1: I can't look at you and keep a straight face. Prose.
Speaker 1: You've got glitter on your cheeks. Yeah, I know this
Speaker 1: has been a everyone in the room you know what
Speaker 1: it is. It's this tinsel and garland stuff all over
Speaker 1: the studio. We have elve shoes. Yeah, this glitter elve shoes,
Speaker 1: and this is someone's art project gone wrong. It's glitter
Speaker 1: all over them, glitter on cards. Nate's cheek was glittering earlier.
Speaker 1: I feel like we're all at strip clubs. Look at you,
Speaker 1: Look at me a look at me, Look at me
Speaker 1: doing there? It's a pink one too. Okay, So we're
Speaker 1: talking about the bar. The bar. Okay, I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: back and I'm going to edit out the name of
Speaker 1: the bar so you could properly go off on the bartender.
Speaker 1: Although I don't think you should. I think that's right. Listen,
Speaker 1: I yelled a few Pelican pools last week, so exactly, so,
Speaker 1: so should I leave it? I'm gonna leave. Okay. So
Speaker 1: we get to the bar and Scary whips out the
Speaker 1: credit card and he's like I'm buying the first round,
Speaker 1: which was very nice because that's how he rolls. Had
Speaker 1: his lovely female companion with him. It's a girlfriend, girlfriend,
Speaker 1: very attractive, Robin love her and a couple about five
Speaker 1: or six other people that were at the party that
Speaker 1: need a lit a little more time out. And so
Speaker 1: we went to this bar and you said, Brodie, what
Speaker 1: do you happen? And I noticed they had like thirty
Speaker 1: forty handles of of draft beer and different things. And
Speaker 1: I saw one handle and said something cider. I don't know,
Speaker 1: I like cider. Um dick inside a hut tick insider,
Speaker 1: I know, yeah, anyway, so I wanted like a woodpecker,
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna apple cider. So you ordered for me,
Speaker 1: and you said to bartender one, because there were two
Speaker 1: female bartenders, You said the bartender one, hey, my friend,
Speaker 1: he would like a cider. What do you got And
Speaker 1: she said dry cider or ginger cider? Right right right?
Speaker 1: So I said what do you mean by dry cider? Right?
Speaker 1: I didn't understand that meant she said the ginger is good?
Speaker 1: So I said, oh, uh, can I can I try that? Liket?
Speaker 1: So she fills up a pint and leaves it on
Speaker 1: the counter and I'm like, all right, well, I'm okay
Speaker 1: ginger cider. Now not keep in mind I already had
Speaker 1: given her an example. I said, you know, do you
Speaker 1: have like like apple cider, like woodpecker he wants and right,
Speaker 1: that's apples, right, and she said dry or ginger, those
Speaker 1: are all we have. I mean, she didn't acknowledge she
Speaker 1: didn't apple apple. That's right. She's pushing the two. So
Speaker 1: she felt that ginger was better, and that's what she
Speaker 1: gave us. It was awful. For me, it was awful.
Speaker 1: I hate ginger ale and so this was like ginger
Speaker 1: ale e cider. It's like somebody pour and then you
Speaker 1: tasted it, which I was uh impressed by. You didn't
Speaker 1: seem to mind my my drinking glass, right, and I
Speaker 1: was like, you're like, you don't have the cooties. So
Speaker 1: I said, we'll see if they'll take it back and
Speaker 1: give me something else, because it's terrible. I can't drink this.
Speaker 1: You're like, nah, someone else will drink it. And guess
Speaker 1: what somebody did. You were like, hey, brodnt like this.
Speaker 1: So one of our other co workers had it so great.
Speaker 1: So then bartender two comes over and she says, what
Speaker 1: else are you're having? Because she was totaling up right,
Speaker 1: So you're like, well, my friend really wanted a apple
Speaker 1: cider or like a woodchuck cider, but he had the gingers.
Speaker 1: He hated it. There's all you want to get an
Speaker 1: apple cider. We got that, so she wasn't got an
Speaker 1: apple cider. It was great. So how does bartender one
Speaker 1: not know that they have an apple cider? Or ask
Speaker 1: do they have an apple cider? And she only pushed
Speaker 1: it too, she know dry and ginger, right, So okay,
Speaker 1: fuck you bartender one. I understand it's not Budweiser. If
Speaker 1: that's your your your realm of expertise, but she was
Speaker 1: not clear about the drinks that she had on hand.
Speaker 1: And why if you don't have if you're not sure
Speaker 1: about the drinks you have on tap, then you maybe
Speaker 1: you should go back to bartender. Okay, you're not you're
Speaker 1: not the bar back, you're not the waitress, you're not
Speaker 1: the hostess, you're the bartender. Job one job no your ciders,
Speaker 1: or asked the other bartender you have another sider? We
Speaker 1: have a third sider? We have not are you telling
Speaker 1: me that in all the hours and days and months
Speaker 1: and whatever she's been working there, nobody's ordered an apple cider. Well, no,
Speaker 1: I think what it was was the first the second
Speaker 1: bartender said that the the apple cider was was the
Speaker 1: was the dry cider because it's a cider, but it
Speaker 1: was dry? No? Was that not the we have We
Speaker 1: also have an apple cider. Do you know what the
Speaker 1: problem was? If you noticed when she got the the
Speaker 1: ginger beer the ginger cider, she went over to one
Speaker 1: of the taps right behind her that said cider on it.
Speaker 1: But when bartender two went to get me cider, she
Speaker 1: walked all the way down the other end to like
Speaker 1: the fifty ft bar and pulled the other taps. So
Speaker 1: I bet bartender one didn't want to walk down to
Speaker 1: the other end. Figured, I'll just take whatever she offers me.
Speaker 1: If she gives me two choices, I'll pick one of
Speaker 1: them and she won't have to walk. But bartender two
Speaker 1: walked already to the other end. Because they probably don't
Speaker 1: have every beer at every tap on both sides. Probably
Speaker 1: not so lazy ass who didn't want to walk all
Speaker 1: the way that that's my theory. Yeah, well, um, I
Speaker 1: had a fun, fun time despite that episode, and then
Speaker 1: you know, you got your sider at the end of
Speaker 1: the day and somebody else got to drink your free drink.
Speaker 1: Oh well, speaking of bartenders, at the Elvista and Holiday party,
Speaker 1: we had a great time. It was awesome time. But
Speaker 1: I went to the bartender and I ordered something I
Speaker 1: don't normally drink. You know that, we've talked about that.
Speaker 1: But I'm like, you know what, it's a holiday party,
Speaker 1: it's open bar. Everyone's everybody's like, hey, Brody gets something.
Speaker 1: So Josh Coach, the boy Josh from our show, We
Speaker 1: went over to the bartender and he said, what do
Speaker 1: you want? So I'm like, you know what, I haven't
Speaker 1: had a drink in a bar in a while, but
Speaker 1: I'm gonna order something that I like into a bar
Speaker 1: walks into a bar, I like kalua, right. So I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: what can I have with a calue? And I said,
Speaker 1: you know what, let me get a white Russian. There
Speaker 1: you go. You know, Russians are in the news lately,
Speaker 1: so I'm like, let me get a white Russian. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't be the first. So the bartender looks and he goes.
Speaker 1: He has that look on his face like who you know? Why.
Speaker 1: I know why because it's not a popular drink at
Speaker 1: the moment, and technically a white Russian is made with milk,
Speaker 1: not with kalua. It's clue and milk and vodka. So
Speaker 1: he didn't know how to make it. So he had
Speaker 1: that look and I went, it's calue and milk and vodka.
Speaker 1: I don't you any combination. I don't care how much
Speaker 1: he's like, no, no, I got this. No, it's good.
Speaker 1: I got it. And they went to the other barto
Speaker 1: and he was like white, like he didn't know. So
Speaker 1: I stumped him. He stumped the stumped on a white Russian.
Speaker 1: That's bartending one on one, I would have thought. And
Speaker 1: then then coaster boy Josh was like, oh yeah, then
Speaker 1: he orders a gimblet and the gimblet that he knew
Speaker 1: exactly how to make one. No, he was like a
Speaker 1: little thrown for a second. Then then he was like
Speaker 1: he had a thing for a second and then he
Speaker 1: banged it out. These guys are professional. No, I know,
Speaker 1: they're like mixology. I understand that, but like Josh wanted
Speaker 1: to like deliberally order something like they're not a they're
Speaker 1: not a flip the cap off the beer and give
Speaker 1: it to you. They were like bartenders that went to
Speaker 1: school and studied. These the bartenders at the holiday party,
Speaker 1: We're not we don't have apple cider. I'm not walking
Speaker 1: to into the not like the people of the second.
Speaker 1: That girl was hard because she was hot, and she
Speaker 1: was hot. Both of them were very attractive, very attractive bartender.
Speaker 1: I would rather have an ugly bartender who says, yeah,
Speaker 1: I've got apple cider, thanks Mike, right, Mike, Yeah, Mike
Speaker 1: is in Mike's iced tea as as in fat. Mike
Speaker 1: would like an anchor tattoo on his neck. You know,
Speaker 1: he's like, yeah, I got your I got whatever you need.
Speaker 1: I got it because he knows what he's got. She
Speaker 1: didn't know it, didn't care. I didn't want to walk
Speaker 1: next the next time. And uh, speaking of the Christmas party,
Speaker 1: so I holiday party. The holiday officially on the invitation
Speaker 1: and says holiday party. Does say holiday party. But I
Speaker 1: called a Christmas party. Well that's because you would say again,
Speaker 1: I'm only thinking for yourself anyway, for you Jewish, go ahead.
Speaker 1: So I did wear this jacket which got a lot
Speaker 1: of accolades, got a lot of you did it again?
Speaker 1: What did I do you had to. You had to
Speaker 1: out out dress everybody. I didn't know it was a
Speaker 1: jacket that I bought you had I figured it's been
Speaker 1: sitting in my closet for six months. Hadn't had the
Speaker 1: goal to wear it because it was bright red, And
Speaker 1: I'm like, when am I ever going to wear this jacket?
Speaker 1: I got it on clearance six months ago, and I said, huh,
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna wear it at the holiday party
Speaker 1: because it's okay, Christmas themed sort of holiday. Green and
Speaker 1: red are amongst songs love Christmas. So absolutely so I
Speaker 1: wore this red jacket and got a lot of response.
Speaker 1: And your girlfriend met you where you poked your car
Speaker 1: in Manhattan. Yeah, and she had a beautiful red dress
Speaker 1: on his wall and you didn't plan that. But that's
Speaker 1: not where I'm going with By the way, I will
Speaker 1: blew see here's a difference. You can wear that jacket
Speaker 1: again and you can wear whatever. I can never wear
Speaker 1: this jacket again because I already wanted one too many.
Speaker 1: It was a nice jacket, you gotta admit. Oh, if
Speaker 1: I was working in the mall, sure with the Santa
Speaker 1: Clause guy, that's awesome. Yeah. Anyway, it was a nice jacket.
Speaker 1: It stood out. Oh that it did. Well, that's the
Speaker 1: reason why, Okay, when this is okay, when you when
Speaker 1: you crossed dirty seventh Street, cause stopped when they saw
Speaker 1: the jacket. It's like a red light. You're lucky balls around. Well,
Speaker 1: this is why I never wear loud clothing or clothing
Speaker 1: that might stand out, because it's memorable. No, it's memorable.
Speaker 1: If you were a memorable piece of memorable accessory. It
Speaker 1: could be anything. You're pretty much you're pretty much marked.
Speaker 1: Like if I wore these outlandish sneakers. I mean, actually
Speaker 1: sneakers are acceptable to wear over and over again. It
Speaker 1: so let's keep it with the jacket, the shirt, the pants.
Speaker 1: You wear a jacket, now, that's that that sticks out,
Speaker 1: like that one you wore with the eight ball on
Speaker 1: the back that people are always gonna know, always going
Speaker 1: to know that Oh scary war that to that event
Speaker 1: because I remember because it was memorable. As you said, so,
Speaker 1: it's really almost not worth it, you know, to buy
Speaker 1: clothing that stands out. Be um, Well, you could wear
Speaker 1: it to another holiday party. It's what nobody from work
Speaker 1: is at. I could, but I was gonna wear it
Speaker 1: the jingle ball. This week you could people saw it.
Speaker 1: Thirty people saw it well, plus you had it on
Speaker 1: social media and social The thing nobody in the Jingle
Speaker 1: Bowl audience is gonna go, oh, look, Scary's wearing his
Speaker 1: red jacket. No, it's like, I'll tell you, I'll do this.
Speaker 1: Elvis almost did it. The thing with my My, My Brooklyn,
Speaker 1: my black Brooklyn shirt. I bought this beautiful black Brooklyn
Speaker 1: shirt and it had lovely detail to it and the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn the letters Brooklyn were in Oh, I thought it
Speaker 1: was a Brooklyn shirt because it was sleeveless. No, it
Speaker 1: was a Brooklyn shirt. Like me, it said Brooklyn. Now,
Speaker 1: this was my favorite shirt of all time that that
Speaker 1: had Brooklyn on it. I wore of all the many
Speaker 1: shirts you have that's Brooklyn, a lot of that I know,
Speaker 1: but this one was nice because the lettering, the stitching
Speaker 1: on it was it was nicely. I wore it to
Speaker 1: a photo shoot once and it became my black DJ
Speaker 1: card DJ card for several days. Is it off whiter beige?
Speaker 1: It's a brook right, So so that's been everywhere and
Speaker 1: I've had that image everywhere for the longest time. So
Speaker 1: now I feel I mean, I actually I retired it
Speaker 1: and and I'm like, I'll never wear this again because
Speaker 1: people are like, no, I don't think you have. I
Speaker 1: don't think I don't think I could wear it. I
Speaker 1: think you're fine. Bring it back out again. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think it's time you can bring it back. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: wear it to the show tomorrow, the radio show, and
Speaker 1: see if anybody calls me out on it. I mean
Speaker 1: it seriously. Is the one picture of me that's been
Speaker 1: everywhere for the past ten years, and it's been it's
Speaker 1: been well is that one? And is the white met
Speaker 1: shirt you have? You took a photo like with that one?
Speaker 1: Also that one too, but I remember it obviously, so yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think it was gonna remember that picture. I
Speaker 1: feel like I can't wear it again. It's been like, oh,
Speaker 1: Skier is wearing that old shirt. Well, you know the
Speaker 1: picture of me the of our logo, the Brooklyn Boys logo. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I wear that shirt, that white shirt with the blue
Speaker 1: and green stripes. Yeah, but it's inconspicuous. It's not right.
Speaker 1: I don't dress like you that you're dressing like bam,
Speaker 1: look at me by dressing. No, don't look at me.
Speaker 1: So usually when you're dressing. Bam, look at me. You're
Speaker 1: paying a lot more money for those types of clothings
Speaker 1: and clothing accessories. So that means you know, it's stupid.
Speaker 1: You're paying so much money just to have, just to
Speaker 1: make a stake when we wear it once. When I
Speaker 1: when I buy a new blue plaid shirt, my wife says,
Speaker 1: I go anything the new shirts goes. Didn't already have
Speaker 1: that one? Just how many do you have? Right? So
Speaker 1: all right, I don't have that problem. I wear the
Speaker 1: same shirt three days in a row, You'll still think
Speaker 1: it's a different shirt. I will that must a different shirt.
Speaker 1: He wouldn't won that, yest. I've never seen that shirt
Speaker 1: before that you're wearing shirt. Probably had it last year,
Speaker 1: did you really? I haven't gone shopping yet this year,
Speaker 1: So I think I have two new shirts? Do you do?
Speaker 1: But if there's a if there's yeah, the one with
Speaker 1: the Xcel sticker on it last week? Now described that shirt?
Speaker 1: Do you remember it? I think? I think it's like
Speaker 1: blue and black and white and just like that one
Speaker 1: he played, but it was bigger. The plant comes in
Speaker 1: different sizes. When I see it's this small blue plant,
Speaker 1: but this is a gap shirt. I love it. It's beautiful.
Speaker 1: I like, thank you, we'll do me later. Mail talk
Speaker 1: that like, it's mail time, welcome, you've got mail, Okay,
Speaker 1: can I say something before you read the email? So
Speaker 1: last week episode nineteen, we did it the other studio.
Speaker 1: I ran the board. Everything sounded fantastic, but there's a
Speaker 1: couple of buttons on the top of the board that
Speaker 1: we use that you have to tell it where to
Speaker 1: send the audio, and the buttons that tell the audio
Speaker 1: to go to the thing that we're recording the whole podcast,
Speaker 1: somebody un pushed them, so all the jingles and all
Speaker 1: the music didn't go to the recording. So Scary had
Speaker 1: to go back and manually add all the jingles back.
Speaker 1: Here was a painstaking process. And by the way, you
Speaker 1: people on Twitter who called me out for being my fault,
Speaker 1: I said it was my fault. It was not. It
Speaker 1: was technically the fault of the guy who used the
Speaker 1: board before us, but anyway, I should have triple checked it.
Speaker 1: So my fault. So Scary in putting all the jingles back,
Speaker 1: he missed two of them. So if you heard nineteen
Speaker 1: and you're like, wait a minute, the Steak Dinner updates
Speaker 1: jingles missing and the sponsorship jingles missing right, we know
Speaker 1: about it. We may go back and fix it. But
Speaker 1: in case you're like, yeah, you're like, what happened? You
Speaker 1: didn't tweet us, That's what happened. So now we're hearing
Speaker 1: this is it feeding? Is it running? In? OK? This
Speaker 1: is from Melissa Marston, David and funk Houser. What hey,
Speaker 1: Brooklyn boys. I don't want to either of your names first,
Speaker 1: because I love you both equally as a as a
Speaker 1: massive fan of Curb your enthusiasm. Can you imagine how
Speaker 1: thrilled I was to stumble upon this podcast? My day
Speaker 1: was made. I must say scary as the Marty Funkhauser
Speaker 1: to Brodie's Larry David and I cannot get enough. I
Speaker 1: disagree with Bethany in that you cannot binge the show.
Speaker 1: As a runner, I listen to your podcast to entertain
Speaker 1: me on my long runs, and the time just flies
Speaker 1: better than music. I've noticed that my pace picks up
Speaker 1: when Brodie goes on a rant. They I find myself
Speaker 1: getting worked up as well. I guess I'm more brody
Speaker 1: than i'd like to admit as as am I accept
Speaker 1: I love I love vegetables and Brodie you make me
Speaker 1: nervous with your non eating of veggies, okay scary. You
Speaker 1: never ceased to amaze me with your ability to seemingly
Speaker 1: never get insulted. Love your thoughts and input. I love
Speaker 1: everything you both do. Listen to the whole Elvis Rand
Speaker 1: Morning show after work so I don't miss anything. I
Speaker 1: have a very short commute. I also listened to the
Speaker 1: fifteen minute podcast Keep the Hours of Entertainment and Empowering
Speaker 1: Keep Empowering my runs. Oh that didn't sound good her runs. Yeah, anyway,
Speaker 1: I appreciate it so much. And yes, I would pay
Speaker 1: ten cents to listen to yes podcast. That's from Melissa.
Speaker 1: We love Melissa. Thank you, Melissa, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: All right. By the way, she said she loves my rants. Yeah,
Speaker 1: when we came into the studio today, I said she,
Speaker 1: I don't have any unused jokes because we don't because
Speaker 1: we did the podcast Friday and today's Monday. I don't
Speaker 1: have any unused jokes, right, I said, Well, I got
Speaker 1: a couple of things I want to talk about. I
Speaker 1: definitely have a couple of rants. And you said, we
Speaker 1: don't always have to have rants. We don't always have
Speaker 1: to have rants. But we just okay, direct your thoughts
Speaker 1: to add scary Jones. That's the thing. That's what we do.
Speaker 1: That's what we do. When people tweet me to go
Speaker 1: love your rants. Look this gotta it's gotta be it's
Speaker 1: gotta be one or two people listening to this podcast
Speaker 1: who go, I love the rants. I get it. I
Speaker 1: totally get it. But I loved you I love your rants.
Speaker 1: I just I didn't. The pool Rant had this huge
Speaker 1: expectation because we delayed for three months. We talked about it.
Speaker 1: First of all, you told me I should have delayed
Speaker 1: three or four more episodes to keep the anticipation up.
Speaker 1: I'm glad. But if you look at the people that
Speaker 1: tweeted us, they all said the same thing. They loved it.
Speaker 1: They would they would be angry. They wouldn't. They were
Speaker 1: getting sweaty listening to it. I guess it's because it's
Speaker 1: a product. Now. It's not about that. It's about the
Speaker 1: guy was bad mouthing me in the back of the
Speaker 1: store last last podcast, and I heard him doing and
Speaker 1: we call him. I would call him right now, I would.
Speaker 1: I don't know the guy's name, I don't know which
Speaker 1: manager it was called the store no, plus it was
Speaker 1: like two months ago at this point. Anyway, The thing is,
Speaker 1: if I don't have this podcast to rant, I will
Speaker 1: go crazy. Right, this is my outlet, So well, this
Speaker 1: is your opportunity. No, no, I I have four rants
Speaker 1: this week to twos from I had a rough weekend.
Speaker 1: One of them is my wife's problem that I'm trying
Speaker 1: to help her with. All right, so I've got an
Speaker 1: uber rant. I've got a register tape rant which is
Speaker 1: a short and that's a short one. I had a
Speaker 1: problem with H and M and um and a big
Speaker 1: problem this weekend with ups so and I have a
Speaker 1: problem with you, David Brodie. Really want to go first?
Speaker 1: Why did you give me? Why don't you give me
Speaker 1: a rant? And the problem with how you funked up
Speaker 1: this weekend? How I funked up this weekend? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: and I really you made a major error. Oh, I
Speaker 1: have no idea what you're talking about. This is not
Speaker 1: like a radio bit like I don't wonder what he's saying.
Speaker 1: I have no clue. Well, I admit that I met
Speaker 1: a mistake. I even called you out on it in private,
Speaker 1: and then you were like yeah about that. I probably
Speaker 1: shouldn't have done that and then I said podcast, which
Speaker 1: is code word for yeah, yeah, I remember you saying podcast.
Speaker 1: I remember what I did? All right, maybe because you
Speaker 1: were drunk on ginger cider that one sip um. All right,
Speaker 1: so uh uber a UPS. I'll save the H and
Speaker 1: M and the register take UPS because it's a time
Speaker 1: of season where everybody's getting gifts in the mail. I
Speaker 1: feel like I want to do Uber because I'm in
Speaker 1: the middle of it right now. Let's go, let's let's
Speaker 1: do let's do UM, Let's do Uber, and now I'll
Speaker 1: do UPS next week. Yeah, only because ups UPS hasn't
Speaker 1: come to a conclusion yet, depends on whether or not
Speaker 1: they come to my house today. Let's talk about Uber.
Speaker 1: So my daughter, my my youngest one, uh, twelve years old,
Speaker 1: and she's got to go to gymnastics on Thursday last week,
Speaker 1: Thursday Friday. There was no one available to take her,
Speaker 1: and so she had to take Uber. We put her
Speaker 1: in an Uber. So they tell the my wife's my
Speaker 1: wife's account and they it says, you know, approximately on Uber,
Speaker 1: it says it'll be thirty two dollars. Okay, fine, no problem.
Speaker 1: Put her in the car and the way to get
Speaker 1: to gymnastics is to drive a little bit, get on
Speaker 1: the New Jersey Turnpike and go north. Okay, New Jersey Turnpike,
Speaker 1: he said, major road, and it's uh, I want to say,
Speaker 1: like three exits to which has to go thirty dollars.
Speaker 1: The problem with a major road, well, I'll tell you
Speaker 1: in a minute. So he gets on the turnpike, not north.
Speaker 1: He goes south. Now, the problem with a turnpike is
Speaker 1: the exits are what ten miles apart? Twelve miles apart,
Speaker 1: and you can't make a So he goes south. By mistake.
Speaker 1: My daughter is twelve with her I pod on or
Speaker 1: whatever phone. She doesn't know what's going on, show directions.
Speaker 1: So he gets off at the next exit, makes the
Speaker 1: big loop around you turn and gets back on the
Speaker 1: turnpike south again. He goes south again, So he goes
Speaker 1: to the next exit, not the twelve miles before he
Speaker 1: gets another one. Keep in mind this is like we're
Speaker 1: getting there where it's like almost rush hour, so the
Speaker 1: traffic starting to build up. He gets to the second exit,
Speaker 1: he gets off, he does the loop around. I kid
Speaker 1: you not. He goes south again. What was uber rating? Well,
Speaker 1: we gave him a one I don't know what, but
Speaker 1: like usually when you get in you could see it
Speaker 1: just got like a four point too. I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I have to ask my wife on
Speaker 1: the bubble. So he finally realizes as a mistake. He
Speaker 1: gets back on, He gets her there now she left.
Speaker 1: If if they had gone in the right direction, she
Speaker 1: would have gotten there a half hour early. She got
Speaker 1: there forty minutes late to a three hour gymnastics class.
Speaker 1: That's almost like the third sounds like the most horrible
Speaker 1: Uber ride ever. This is like seriously the trip from it.
Speaker 1: So they called my wife and they're like, hey, what's
Speaker 1: going on your daughters fourty minutes later? Thing okay, because
Speaker 1: she wasn't there, She's like, why I put her in
Speaker 1: an ober and so she was. My wife was tracking her.
Speaker 1: She saw the whole thing happen. Right. So if you
Speaker 1: don't know how Uber works, you can see the GPS
Speaker 1: read out. You can see the trail of the car.
Speaker 1: You can see the car goes south through the loop,
Speaker 1: goes south through the loop, south through the loop. I
Speaker 1: mean the guy was almost in Philadelphia at this point.
Speaker 1: So my wife goes through the app and says, uh so, yeah,
Speaker 1: so get this. The thirty dollar ride was that's where
Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna go. Because it's like, wait
Speaker 1: a second, Not only is are they making you lay
Speaker 1: right and in time, right right, they're doubling. It's double
Speaker 1: the price because they're they're traveling distance their own. This
Speaker 1: is still not the problem. So my wife emails them
Speaker 1: through the app and she says, hey, this is what happened,
Speaker 1: driver south three times? So they right back first eight,
Speaker 1: right back. Well, sometimes there's traffic delays and that accounts
Speaker 1: for a longer ride. The price we give you up
Speaker 1: front is just an estimate. So then she writes them
Speaker 1: back because not what I'm complaining. She writes them back
Speaker 1: as my wife, and she's like, hey, read what I
Speaker 1: wrote your driver when south three times because we're gonna
Speaker 1: be forty minutes late. So then they're right back. Okay,
Speaker 1: we'll we'll we'll make the we'll make the drives. Uh
Speaker 1: what now, what did I teach you? What did I
Speaker 1: teach my wife? You burn my steak and you bring
Speaker 1: me another steak at the right temperature forty minutes later,
Speaker 1: even as not even even as not even it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: You gotta bring me free to right, my new book.
Speaker 1: My wife emails them back and says, I need to
Speaker 1: talk to you on the phone. This is not acceptable
Speaker 1: that I have to pay full price when you made
Speaker 1: my daughter forty minutes late and drove halfway into to Philadelphia.
Speaker 1: So they wrote back, the case is closed. We've adjusted
Speaker 1: your your rate. No, no, and there's no phone number.
Speaker 1: So I tweet them. I tweet on social media to
Speaker 1: the customer service support. Did you tweet the Jersey Uber people?
Speaker 1: I tweeted, I tweeted, hold on, I tweeted the appropriate ones. Okay,
Speaker 1: the Uber support and Uber And remember what I told
Speaker 1: you that Hula Hands did to me? And I said,
Speaker 1: you know, if you run a social media account, know
Speaker 1: you run a social media account, know how to use it? Correct?
Speaker 1: So Uber writes me back and says, send us a
Speaker 1: direct message with the your with your phone number and
Speaker 1: email address, and we'll get back to you. So guess what.
Speaker 1: The motherfucker's aren't following me, so I can't direct message.
Speaker 1: So I right back and I say, hey, follow me
Speaker 1: on Twitter. So I get right, bastard. So they send
Speaker 1: me a tweet back and they say, here's how you
Speaker 1: send us a direct message. Click this link. So it's
Speaker 1: like Twitter slash uber support slash mentions direct message. So
Speaker 1: they think I don't know how to send a goddamn
Speaker 1: direct message to them, when they're the ones who don't
Speaker 1: know how to drive north. I'm a turnpike, so I
Speaker 1: right back, I know how to send a direct message.
Speaker 1: Follow me, follow me on Twitter, so light out. So
Speaker 1: they follow me, and I send them an explanation of
Speaker 1: what opened. Right so so I so I they I
Speaker 1: give them, I give them my email address, and they say,
Speaker 1: there's no such ride in the daytime the day you
Speaker 1: said under your email address. By the way, this is
Speaker 1: already a thousand times better than the pool. Okay, So
Speaker 1: I say, that's because it's my wife who put my
Speaker 1: daughter in the car. Here's her email address. Right, here's
Speaker 1: my number, Jesus, we'll call it. We'll call you today. Great,
Speaker 1: here's my wife's email address. That's the account to look up.
Speaker 1: When you find the ride on that date, please call
Speaker 1: me at two hours go by day. Right back, Oh,
Speaker 1: due to policy concerns, you're a third party. We can't
Speaker 1: communicate with a third party because it's not your email
Speaker 1: that was associated with the ride. All right, back, Listen
Speaker 1: that email addresses under my banner. I pay for that
Speaker 1: email address. I pay for the Uber. The credit card
Speaker 1: used is my credit card. It's all mine. And my
Speaker 1: wife's email address has Brody in the title. That's me,
Speaker 1: and they were back, well, you already told us it's
Speaker 1: your wife's email address, so I wrote, you know why
Speaker 1: call me? A'm gonna shred your ass on social media, sir.
Speaker 1: That's our policy with Terribly Sorry. We're allowed to divulge
Speaker 1: conversations with third party. I said, third party. We share
Speaker 1: the email address, it's under my account. Call me. We
Speaker 1: can't call you, So, dude, you gotta be careful that
Speaker 1: they don't ban you from Uber. I can't. I please,
Speaker 1: I take the Uber once a year fun them. I'll
Speaker 1: take lift for this aggravation. I don't need this kind
Speaker 1: of aggravation from Uber. Whooper has got enough problems on
Speaker 1: their hands. They don't need to worry about my problems.
Speaker 1: So what I'm gonna do is today I'm logging in
Speaker 1: under my wife's Twitter account, which she gave me the
Speaker 1: log in for, and I'm gonna I'm gonna tweet at
Speaker 1: them tell him to follow me, because I can't direct
Speaker 1: message unless they follow me, and then I wanna write
Speaker 1: to them as my wife. I guess who's gonna answer
Speaker 1: the fucking phone when they call me? My name's Melissa, bitch.
Speaker 1: I got a deep voice. You've got a problem with
Speaker 1: Thats right? So fuck uber fixed the problem? Oh my god?
Speaker 1: South south south? How hard is it? This signs everywhere
Speaker 1: north is north south to south. You have a knap
Speaker 1: system on your damn phone. Use it. So thank you.
Speaker 1: I'm done. Now you're not. You're not getting the way easy. Okay,
Speaker 1: So what did I do? Because you should never ask
Speaker 1: a woman? Oh shit? Oh no, no, no, oh my god. Yes,
Speaker 1: you can't tell that story. We were just we're just
Speaker 1: gonna be very vague about it. Okay. No, no, you
Speaker 1: you yelled at me at the holiday party. But it
Speaker 1: didn't happen at the holiday party. That's where I yelled it.
Speaker 1: It happened here in the well at the Thanksgiving food
Speaker 1: thing we had. It was we did we did that
Speaker 1: thing at the theater downstairs. It was a pot luck lunch,
Speaker 1: lug lunch. So so we have a guy, we have
Speaker 1: a guy who has like what four kids, five kids?
Speaker 1: Four kids, four kids, and uh, he brought his he
Speaker 1: brought his wife. We used to work. It doesn't work
Speaker 1: here anymore. But he brought his wife to this pot
Speaker 1: luck thing and she's got like a little bump now
Speaker 1: to my recollection, he had a kid like a year ago. Yes,
Speaker 1: And we always used to joke with him like, oh,
Speaker 1: you have a kid, right, because he's got like three kids.
Speaker 1: So I said to him before I think he's got
Speaker 1: four four kids. So I said to him, did I
Speaker 1: did I miss something? What do you do? Yeah, he says,
Speaker 1: it's directly to the guy's wife right now. She's by
Speaker 1: the way. I've learned that a lot of times, and
Speaker 1: I actually brody. It was you who taught several year
Speaker 1: you said, scary, right, I've had three kids, and you,
Speaker 1: I know, you're not really well versed in the pregnancy
Speaker 1: world and stuff like that with you know, women that
Speaker 1: have kids and all that. But you should never ever
Speaker 1: ever ask a woman when she and I didn't. You
Speaker 1: could never be sure if if she's carrying the excess
Speaker 1: baby weight from after the baby, if she's just gained
Speaker 1: some weight. But but don't ever assume a woman is pregnant.
Speaker 1: And in my slight defense, his wife, who hadn't seen
Speaker 1: it in many years a couple of years. Didn't look pregnant,
Speaker 1: like she didn't put on a lot of baby weight.
Speaker 1: He looked like the perfect weight for someone who was
Speaker 1: about four months pregnant. Right, And there was another woman
Speaker 1: at the party who actually was like six months pregnant,
Speaker 1: but you couldn't tell. I knew. I knew her, so
Speaker 1: I knew she was pregnant. Okay, but at this, at
Speaker 1: this part when you went over to her and no,
Speaker 1: I said to the guy and then said, did I
Speaker 1: miss something? When you do you do another one? Another one,
Speaker 1: another one? And he said to me, yeah, you know
Speaker 1: you know that, uh that we had one like a
Speaker 1: year ago. We're not having another one? And didn't He
Speaker 1: didn't know, he said, he got snipped. He goes, I
Speaker 1: got snipped. Do you know what I having anymore? So
Speaker 1: I said, you're lucky. He didn't. He he didn't. He
Speaker 1: thought I was. He thought I was just joking in general,
Speaker 1: like you not like your wife has a baby bump. Right, No,
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't. I don't look at hard. I
Speaker 1: didn't look at horror and go ha ha ha. Right,
Speaker 1: So I I flet up, but he didn't catch my
Speaker 1: f up, Thank god, thank god, because he's a big
Speaker 1: d He's a big dude. Let this be a word
Speaker 1: to the wise. Never ask a woman. But if I
Speaker 1: didn't ask and he she was, I would have felt like,
Speaker 1: you know, but he's it's a it's a bit. We've
Speaker 1: always joked with him. I think he can't have five kids.
Speaker 1: Five He may have five. The point was I thought
Speaker 1: this was number six, like I thought it was like
Speaker 1: another one, another one. This is just Christmas just so
Speaker 1: so yeah, so you you were like, oh, by the way,
Speaker 1: right when you saw Garrett's wife Alley at the Christmas part,
Speaker 1: You're like, oh, that reminds me. And you did give
Speaker 1: me ship for men stop. Yeah, but you did. You
Speaker 1: screwed up. But that's okay. But he's in sales. I
Speaker 1: don't see him very often, so that's good. I have
Speaker 1: a bone to pick with you. I'm going to read
Speaker 1: a text message you said me, and let's see if
Speaker 1: our listeners know what I feel the same way I do.
Speaker 1: You know what it was. If you don't, I called
Speaker 1: you out on it too, so I said, um, I
Speaker 1: needed you to do something for the podcast. I said, oh,
Speaker 1: you're gonna be are you putting the jingles? In the
Speaker 1: podcast tonight, and you wrote back, I'm currently at get this.
Speaker 1: I'm currently at a steak dinner with the Brooklyn boys.
Speaker 1: So I wrote back, how can that be? I'm home,
Speaker 1: and you wrote back, ha ha ha, and then posted
Speaker 1: a picture of you with all your Brooklyn friends. Because
Speaker 1: the Brooklyn Boys are more than just me and you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you took your Brooklyn boys for a steak. Din
Speaker 1: By he's an original, he's yeah, and my buddy Jason
Speaker 1: and Anthony and we all went out for a steak.
Speaker 1: His name is Jason, and Anthony that's Alma and Anthony
Speaker 1: said buddy, okay, two of them, all right, So you
Speaker 1: went out with Jason, who I know, and Anthony I
Speaker 1: don't know. Sah oh yeah yah. So I know all
Speaker 1: these guys, all these guys, but they're not part of
Speaker 1: But you called them the Brooklyn boys. They are the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys. We are the Brooklyn Boys. You said, Okay,
Speaker 1: you didn't say my Brooklyn boys. You said steak dinner
Speaker 1: with the Brooklyn boys. That's our ship. So they can't
Speaker 1: be the Brooklyn boys. They can be your Brooklyn boys.
Speaker 1: A couple of Brooklyn boys, some Brooklyn boys, but they're
Speaker 1: not we're the Brooklyn Boys and they got a steak dinner.
Speaker 1: The fact that you took them for steak. Think of
Speaker 1: the irony and that that's what I'm saying, and that
Speaker 1: is pretty much pretty ironic. I didn't mean to rub
Speaker 1: it in your face. Yeah, that's what you did. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: You could have just said I'm out to dinner with
Speaker 1: some friends, or I'm out to dinner with my friends
Speaker 1: from Brooklyn and not tell me you haven't steak and
Speaker 1: not call them the Brooklyn Boys. You said currently at
Speaker 1: a steak dinner with the Brooklyn Boys. You could have
Speaker 1: just said I'm out, I'm not home. I could have
Speaker 1: said that, I could have said I screwed you did,
Speaker 1: all right? That's okay. Yeah, oh, don't you worry. Here's
Speaker 1: what's gonna happen. Next time. You're gonna take me to
Speaker 1: a steak dinner and tweet them that you're out with
Speaker 1: the other Brooklyn boy. Okay, the Brooklyn Boys are out
Speaker 1: to dinner. Are enough? All right? By the way, we
Speaker 1: just got a text. I'm telling you, you can't make
Speaker 1: this stuff up. I don't know if you guys read
Speaker 1: these even after the show, but I enjoyed Brodie's Pool rant.
Speaker 1: But I don't have a Twitter to tell love your show.
Speaker 1: We'll text them back and let them know they can
Speaker 1: email you next time at the Brooklyn Boys whatever gmail,
Speaker 1: but Brooklyn Boys Podcast at gmail dot com. Thank you
Speaker 1: area code six one. Oh. We should write that back. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I want to write them back right now, but I
Speaker 1: just heard that. Yeah, but by the way, I get
Speaker 1: a Twitter. Yeah, it's at the time of we're recording this.
Speaker 1: And by the way, um, if you once again, we
Speaker 1: always say this, but we can't stress it enough because
Speaker 1: we still have not broken Apple iTunes top two hundred.
Speaker 1: Please leave us reviews, review our podcast, and please if
Speaker 1: you can share the link with your friends, if you
Speaker 1: could tweet it out. Here's the thing. Let people know
Speaker 1: that we have like a hundred and fifty reviews. Don't
Speaker 1: make us your big a secret, don't. We don't want
Speaker 1: to be a secret, right, Don't say I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: keep this to myself. We have a hundred and fifties
Speaker 1: some odd really nice review and everyone has been so
Speaker 1: kind to us, and and some of them some of
Speaker 1: them are older, may not have a reference whatever. Anyway, Um,
Speaker 1: we have a lot of listeners were very fortunate. Good
Speaker 1: Oh bored. A little correction from We're on Google Play
Speaker 1: by the way too, Yes, I iTunes, google Play, I
Speaker 1: heart Radio, get us the radio, but definitely leave that
Speaker 1: Apple iTunes review. By the way, So some commercial I
Speaker 1: think it was. I'm not gonna say what it was,
Speaker 1: but it was was for an app that I heard.
Speaker 1: That isn't this It was for some app commercial and
Speaker 1: they said available on iTunes, google Play and Android. Wait
Speaker 1: a second, isn't that one of the same. Yes, Google
Speaker 1: Play is the store on Android. So then redundant idiots,
Speaker 1: that's redundant. That's right. Um, he's so upset, by the way, Um, well,
Speaker 1: correction from last podcast, What did you say wrong? Remember
Speaker 1: when you were pointing the accusatory finger about me and
Speaker 1: my brother named Stephen's sake. Stephen is a Jewish name,
Speaker 1: I said, Stephen is a Jewish, It's not an Italian name. Okay. Well,
Speaker 1: and by the way, one's a nationality, one's religion, right. Well,
Speaker 1: this from our friend Jody, the jew We love Jody.
Speaker 1: I just called her that Jewish Jody who works here.
Speaker 1: She said to me today she saw me in the hall.
Speaker 1: Yea scary she goes you tell Brodie that Stephen was
Speaker 1: a saint. Saint Stephen so all saints. An Italian no Catholic,
Speaker 1: though I said Italian. I didn't say Stephen couldn't be
Speaker 1: a Catholic, but you you were, You were insinuating. No,
Speaker 1: I said, it's more of a Jewish name, because I'm Jewish,
Speaker 1: and I said that more of a Catholic. Italian said Italian.
Speaker 1: Italian is not Catholic. I know you'd like to believe
Speaker 1: that's anonymous. They are not. It's done the same. What
Speaker 1: about Irish Catholic? Irish Catholic ones in nationality? And one
Speaker 1: is what I said was growing up in Brooklyn in
Speaker 1: the Italian neighborhood that you and I both grew up
Speaker 1: and you didn't know any Steven's that were that were
Speaker 1: they were all Jewish. They were all Jewish. But because
Speaker 1: I grew up with Mario and Guido Pauli and but Jewish,
Speaker 1: Jody made the point that there was a sat Stephen,
Speaker 1: and that's probably what my brother was named after because
Speaker 1: I'm Catholic. Okay, but saints but okay. But my question
Speaker 1: was how did he end up with such a non attack.
Speaker 1: You have an Italian name, your real first name is Anthony.
Speaker 1: You can't also a saint. Yeah, but Anthony isn't a
Speaker 1: common Italian name. When you watch the Sopranos, Okay, little
Speaker 1: Stephen was on there, but he didn't play Stephen alright,
Speaker 1: Paulie Walnuts, Tony right, Bobby bac Law, those names big
Speaker 1: pussy right married Marios and luigis Italian plumbers. The plumbers
Speaker 1: guys get that, but they're like, hey, Craizy, it was
Speaker 1: Stephen Steve even like look Stevie, like Steve. You never
Speaker 1: heard of Steve as an Italian Stefano, Stefano. I appreciate
Speaker 1: Jody the Jew chiming in, I love you, but right,
Speaker 1: but I would like totally Italian to call him. You
Speaker 1: could tell me Steven's an Italian name. That doesn't mean
Speaker 1: if you have an Italian family, this is a Stephen,
Speaker 1: it doesn't make it an Italian name. It's not a
Speaker 1: traditional Italian name. Again, I want to we established, what's
Speaker 1: your mother's name, Roseanne, Roseanne, and your father Tony. That's Italian.
Speaker 1: If I went to an Italian restaurant like and and
Speaker 1: the and, the guy's name is Steven, Stevens Steven Steve's pizza.
Speaker 1: That's an Italian name, Pizza pizza, and that's more Italian,
Speaker 1: but it's Italian to me. Steve's Steve Pizza. Steve is
Speaker 1: like a dry cleaner. Steve's a deli st more like
Speaker 1: just like a generic name, Steve's Deli. I'd go to
Speaker 1: Steve's Deli, steve sandwich shop, but like Steve's. Would you
Speaker 1: go to Steve's park Store? No? You wouldn't you go
Speaker 1: to Satreal's from Sopranos, right, the one that's fake, right exists.
Speaker 1: You go to sal Salamaria. You don't go to Steve Salamaria,
Speaker 1: so they don't get sal Manila right by the way, Steve. Okay,
Speaker 1: Steve is not Jewish though either though using all the Stevens,
Speaker 1: I said all the Stevens I know to be Jewish.
Speaker 1: But the thing is by the same token when I
Speaker 1: think Delhi token, when I think Delhi, I think Murray.
Speaker 1: I think you know you would you go to right?
Speaker 1: Would you want to go to Irving? Would you would
Speaker 1: you go to call mines Coosha Delhi? Right? But Steve
Speaker 1: isn't as anymore Jewish as it is. I didn't say
Speaker 1: it was a Jewish name like a traditional standard grandpa name.
Speaker 1: But like I have an uncle. Everyone has an uncle Steve,
Speaker 1: cousin Steve, and it's like seven Steven's in my family.
Speaker 1: They're all not pH I don't know about, but the
Speaker 1: stev st e v e n they're all in my family.
Speaker 1: The little plenty of Jewish Stevens. It doesn't make it
Speaker 1: a Jewish name. It means to me it's more common
Speaker 1: as a Jewish name, other Stevens that aren't Ewish. But again,
Speaker 1: Jewish is a religion. You can be a jew from Italy, happens,
Speaker 1: not as far as that's as far as the as
Speaker 1: far as the Italians in our neighborhood, the Saturday night
Speaker 1: Feva neighborhood. Right, driving around in Monte Carlos, which is
Speaker 1: shirt on button and your wife beat a tea underneath
Speaker 1: your gold horn around your neck, right and the and
Speaker 1: the and the red horn, the red the horn hanging
Speaker 1: from your rear view mirror. Those guys cruising around looking
Speaker 1: for girls not named Steve most likely really, That's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Okay, all right now, I get it. It's
Speaker 1: a good name. And if your Italian your name is Stephen,
Speaker 1: you're a good guy. You're okay. In my book, I'm
Speaker 1: just saying your family, you're like you're you're a Tony.
Speaker 1: Your father's a Tony. Your mother's Rose rose Mary. What's
Speaker 1: your grandfather's name. Yeah, what's your grandmother's name? Uh, Nan,
Speaker 1: it was Nancy, and Teresa's Tessy, Test Tessy. That's an
Speaker 1: Italian name. That's test. That's solid. My grandfather was Anthony
Speaker 1: on one side. My grandfather on the other side was Anthony,
Speaker 1: had no kidings. So I was gonna be Anthony no matter,
Speaker 1: no matter what. Firstborn right, firstborn boy, boom, Anthony. Right. Now,
Speaker 1: your sister's name Jennifer. Right, you're gonna say that's not Italian. No, Well,
Speaker 1: if it's Jennifer, it's a time, no engine. You can
Speaker 1: drop the R. We don't say er when we say Jennifer, Jennifer.
Speaker 1: You don't say Jennifer. You do not. You say Jennifer convertibles.
Speaker 1: We can talk about the store, Jennifer, Jennifer. You say Jennifer. Alright,
Speaker 1: tweet us. Let me know if you think Stephen is
Speaker 1: a classic Italian name. I think it is because your
Speaker 1: brother is Italian. He's your brother. Well, I guess a
Speaker 1: lot of Italian people with brothers and cousins name Stephen.
Speaker 1: Are gonna tweet. Let's name some famous Italian actors named Stephen. Uh,
Speaker 1: Stephen Baldwin, not Italian. Steven Scottish Steve, Steve McQueen, Steve,
Speaker 1: Steve Shirippa, Steve shr but from the soprano. I give
Speaker 1: you that one. There you go. I even mentioned him
Speaker 1: as a Bobby Black law he did. Yeah, Steve, but
Speaker 1: shrip is his last name, so he's got a little bounce. Steve, Steve,
Speaker 1: Steve Steve. Iokie what I don't know what he is?
Speaker 1: Do we know it? I know he's I don't know
Speaker 1: if he's Italian, he's half Asian. I don't know Steve Steve.
Speaker 1: Oh we are. I worked with a kid who was
Speaker 1: who was half Asian and half half Italian. I think
Speaker 1: he was Japanese and Italian. No, he's Chinese and Italian.
Speaker 1: Chinese an Italian. He called himself, so there's no hate mail.
Speaker 1: He called himself Secheuan Pajan. He did. Yeah, that's what
Speaker 1: he said. That's kind of funny. As long as he
Speaker 1: calls him himself that, that's fine. That's all right. Until
Speaker 1: next weekend, episode Never go on vacation a couple of weeks. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you have to do it. From Brooklyn Boys, Brolinda Boys,
Speaker 1: bro Brogland