Speaker 1: Hi, I'm kerk Lank and I'm Liza Traeger, and we
Speaker 1: are the amateur detectives who kind of investigate the vicious
Speaker 1: felonies that episodes of Law and Order SVU are based on.
Speaker 2: These are our stories dumped on.
Speaker 3: Tune into our new show That's Messed Up, an SVU podcast,
Speaker 3: premiering December eighth on exactly Right.
Speaker 1: Every Tuesday, we break down episodes of Law and Order
Speaker 1: Special Victims Unit, the crimes they're based on, and we
Speaker 1: interview actors from the show.
Speaker 2: Are we going to try to get Olivia Benson? Duh?
Speaker 2: Of course.
Speaker 1: Are we also going to talk to the bartender who
Speaker 1: doesn't stop unloading glasses while he recounts a murder victims
Speaker 1: exact drink order?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: And you might be thinking, oh, no, do I have
Speaker 3: to have seen all four hundred and seventy nine episodes
Speaker 3: to enjoy the show?
Speaker 2: No, you don't.
Speaker 1: We have done that for you.
Speaker 3: Hello, USA Network, Thanks for all your characters who.
Speaker 1: Will take you through the episode and then do a
Speaker 1: deep dive into the true crime it's based on.
Speaker 3: Look, it's SVU, so we're covering some pretty messed up cases.
Speaker 3: But we're comedians, so we're also going to talk about
Speaker 3: Benson's hair.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're gonna get it all. Classic cases like Mary,
Speaker 1: Kayla Turno, Casey Anthony, and Elizabeth Smart and.
Speaker 3: Lesser known cases like the Ken and Barbie Killers, the
Speaker 3: Collier Brothers, and the Boogeyman of Westfield.
Speaker 1: Join us as we learn new things. Why does anybody
Speaker 1: go to Toddson University?
Speaker 2: In the SVU universe?
Speaker 1: It is literally riddled with rapes and murders.
Speaker 2: In real life. On SVU there is always problem, Hu's
Speaker 2: a University's not real? Oh it's not no Wow?
Speaker 3: Learning something every episode I did not know that, and
Speaker 3: we share super deep observations. The news gets out she's
Speaker 3: a cyberbullier and there's like a beauty in the Beast
Speaker 3: style like Brigade.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: A mob goes to her house, which I always find
Speaker 1: so funny. And it's like in New York City people
Speaker 1: don't talk to their neighbors, but in this show, people
Speaker 1: are constantly like at a neighbor's house, like, get out.
Speaker 2: Of hair, you rapist.
Speaker 1: We've got opinions on judges.
Speaker 2: Judge Palumbo. He is disgusting. I'm getting chills thinking about this.
Speaker 1: Judge Lawyers, you Canton like for sure got his law
Speaker 1: degree at Trump University.
Speaker 2: Suspect.
Speaker 3: So we meet Desser, Fidelia's baby daddy and he's a
Speaker 3: true monster, wearing gold chains and a T shirt that
Speaker 3: says recondex and getting sex and he's like DJing somewhere
Speaker 3: and trying to like use slang with iced tea and
Speaker 3: iced Tea's like I will mother kill you and our
Speaker 3: powerful beautiful queen Marishka.
Speaker 1: I just feel like Mushka Hargatea is physically incapable of
Speaker 1: having a bad haircut. I mean, like even that spiky
Speaker 1: season two look, it's like it's still a serf like
Speaker 1: she does it, you know what I mean? And all
Speaker 1: those moments we love SVU four, What a twist.
Speaker 3: We learned that this guy learned how to butt chug
Speaker 3: alcohol via his mother. He's been helping his mother butt
Speaker 3: chug for years. And we've interviewed some incredible guest stars
Speaker 3: who spill all the tea.
Speaker 2: Can I be honest? Yes? Yeah, this is truly a scoop.
Speaker 2: I didn't imagine a minute in.
Speaker 1: I was like, if I don't get my intro with Mriska,
Speaker 1: I'm I so appreciate you breaking your no interview you
Speaker 1: role for us. You're asking me this with two, but
Speaker 1: it's just there. So be sure to listen to That's
Speaker 1: Messed Up and SVU podcast when it premieres Tuesday, December eighth,
Speaker 1: on Exactly.
Speaker 3: Right Subscribe right now on Stitcher, Apple Podcasts, or wherever
Speaker 3: you pod.
Speaker 2: Dun, dun,