WEBVTT - Introducing That's Messed Up: An SVU Podcast

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<v Speaker 1>Hi, I'm kerk Lank and I'm Liza Traeger, and we

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<v Speaker 1>are the amateur detectives who kind of investigate the vicious

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<v Speaker 1>felonies that episodes of Law and Order SVU are based on.

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<v Speaker 2>These are our stories dumped on.

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<v Speaker 3>Tune into our new show That's Messed Up, an SVU podcast,

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<v Speaker 3>premiering December eighth on exactly Right.

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<v Speaker 1>Every Tuesday, we break down episodes of Law and Order

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<v Speaker 1>Special Victims Unit, the crimes they're based on, and we

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<v Speaker 1>interview actors from the show.

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<v Speaker 2>Are we going to try to get Olivia Benson? Duh?

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<v Speaker 2>Of course.

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<v Speaker 1>Are we also going to talk to the bartender who

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't stop unloading glasses while he recounts a murder victims

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<v Speaker 1>exact drink order?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>And you might be thinking, oh, no, do I have

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<v Speaker 3>to have seen all four hundred and seventy nine episodes

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<v Speaker 3>to enjoy the show?

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<v Speaker 2>No, you don't.

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<v Speaker 1>We have done that for you.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, USA Network, Thanks for all your characters who.

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<v Speaker 1>Will take you through the episode and then do a

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<v Speaker 1>deep dive into the true crime it's based on.

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<v Speaker 3>Look, it's SVU, so we're covering some pretty messed up cases.

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<v Speaker 3>But we're comedians, so we're also going to talk about

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<v Speaker 3>Benson's hair.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're gonna get it all. Classic cases like Mary,

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<v Speaker 1>Kayla Turno, Casey Anthony, and Elizabeth Smart and.

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<v Speaker 3>Lesser known cases like the Ken and Barbie Killers, the

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<v Speaker 3>Collier Brothers, and the Boogeyman of Westfield.

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<v Speaker 1>Join us as we learn new things. Why does anybody

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<v Speaker 1>go to Toddson University?

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<v Speaker 2>In the SVU universe?

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<v Speaker 1>It is literally riddled with rapes and murders.

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<v Speaker 2>In real life. On SVU there is always problem, Hu's

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<v Speaker 2>a University's not real? Oh it's not no Wow?

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<v Speaker 3>Learning something every episode I did not know that, and

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<v Speaker 3>we share super deep observations. The news gets out she's

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<v Speaker 3>a cyberbullier and there's like a beauty in the Beast

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<v Speaker 3>style like Brigade.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>A mob goes to her house, which I always find

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<v Speaker 1>so funny. And it's like in New York City people

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<v Speaker 1>don't talk to their neighbors, but in this show, people

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<v Speaker 1>are constantly like at a neighbor's house, like, get out.

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<v Speaker 2>Of hair, you rapist.

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<v Speaker 1>We've got opinions on judges.

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<v Speaker 2>Judge Palumbo. He is disgusting. I'm getting chills thinking about this.

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<v Speaker 1>Judge Lawyers, you Canton like for sure got his law

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<v Speaker 1>degree at Trump University.

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<v Speaker 2>Suspect.

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<v Speaker 3>So we meet Desser, Fidelia's baby daddy and he's a

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<v Speaker 3>true monster, wearing gold chains and a T shirt that

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<v Speaker 3>says recondex and getting sex and he's like DJing somewhere

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<v Speaker 3>and trying to like use slang with iced tea and

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<v Speaker 3>iced Tea's like I will mother kill you and our

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<v Speaker 3>powerful beautiful queen Marishka.

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<v Speaker 1>I just feel like Mushka Hargatea is physically incapable of

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<v Speaker 1>having a bad haircut. I mean, like even that spiky

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<v Speaker 1>season two look, it's like it's still a serf like

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<v Speaker 1>she does it, you know what I mean? And all

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<v Speaker 1>those moments we love SVU four, What a twist.

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<v Speaker 3>We learned that this guy learned how to butt chug

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<v Speaker 3>alcohol via his mother. He's been helping his mother butt

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<v Speaker 3>chug for years. And we've interviewed some incredible guest stars

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<v Speaker 3>who spill all the tea.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I be honest? Yes? Yeah, this is truly a scoop.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't imagine a minute in.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, if I don't get my intro with Mriska,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I so appreciate you breaking your no interview you

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<v Speaker 1>role for us. You're asking me this with two, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's just there. So be sure to listen to That's

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<v Speaker 1>Messed Up and SVU podcast when it premieres Tuesday, December eighth,

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<v Speaker 1>on Exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>Right Subscribe right now on Stitcher, Apple Podcasts, or wherever

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<v Speaker 3>you pod.

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<v Speaker 2>Dun, dun,