WEBVTT - #120 Coronavirus Can't Stop Us! 0:00:00.800 --> 0:00:07.880 Starduf dot up start up, Brooklyn Boys start Up Brooklyn 0:00:07.960 --> 0:00:13.920 bukst dot uf dot up. They making noise data dot 0:00:14.160 --> 0:00:18.880 dot dot up. Episode one. We made it. It's the 0:00:18.960 --> 0:00:22.959 Brooken Boys podcast. I can't believe this brodys. I'm sitting 0:00:23.040 --> 0:00:25.439 in my basement about five ft away from my washer 0:00:25.440 --> 0:00:27.880 and dryer, which are not running right now otherwise you 0:00:28.000 --> 0:00:31.280 hear them. And I'm sitting in my apartment and I 0:00:31.360 --> 0:00:34.519 got a beautiful sunny day and my air conditioners broken. 0:00:34.640 --> 0:00:38.680 I just realized it. And it's seventy degrees Oh perfect. Yeah, 0:00:38.720 --> 0:00:40.960 you don't march. You don't realize your recondition is not 0:00:41.000 --> 0:00:43.920 working until such time as it gets hot out. Yeah, 0:00:44.400 --> 0:00:46.920 it did that thing where it did that thing where 0:00:47.000 --> 0:00:49.839 you know, the first gust of air came on and 0:00:49.880 --> 0:00:51.839 it blew out all the air that's been sitting in 0:00:51.840 --> 0:00:55.120 there for six months, that musty, disgusting air, and then 0:00:55.120 --> 0:00:57.400 it cleared up, but it never went cold. So now 0:00:57.440 --> 0:00:59.320 I have to call the people at the front desk. 0:00:59.360 --> 0:01:01.040 It looks like I have a project this weekend. Well, 0:01:01.080 --> 0:01:03.040 what takes my air condition Not like you're stuck in 0:01:03.080 --> 0:01:04.720 your house or anything like that that you need air 0:01:04.720 --> 0:01:07.400 conditioning yeah. I mean, I have so much to do 0:01:07.480 --> 0:01:10.640 this weekend. Well, listen, for those people who are listening 0:01:10.640 --> 0:01:13.039 to this a year later after we recorded it, we 0:01:13.120 --> 0:01:15.400 are in lockdown. We're in the middle of a week 0:01:15.440 --> 0:01:18.800 one of quarantine for the coronavirus. So this is a 0:01:18.840 --> 0:01:23.800 special coronavirus edition of the Brooklyn Boys. Um yeah, um. 0:01:23.840 --> 0:01:25.600 It feels kind of weird. We've never First of all, 0:01:25.640 --> 0:01:29.200 we've never done our podcast outside the studio. We've always 0:01:29.280 --> 0:01:32.040 been there, We've never done it from our houses. Now, 0:01:32.080 --> 0:01:35.959 you know, I have another podcast, which I'll plug right here. Sure, 0:01:36.000 --> 0:01:38.959 Speaking Volumes podcast with Share and Scary. You might have 0:01:39.000 --> 0:01:41.160 heard it, maybe not, and that's okay if you have it, 0:01:41.440 --> 0:01:43.560 but maybe you'll discover it now. I like that. I 0:01:43.600 --> 0:01:46.280 like that Share gets topp building. There's very nice. Well, 0:01:46.360 --> 0:01:48.880 she's she's a woman. Women always win, right. I'm just 0:01:48.920 --> 0:01:51.360 a lowly guy, you know, and all I do is 0:01:51.400 --> 0:01:55.240 man splain things anyway on that podcast. That's so what 0:01:55.520 --> 0:01:58.600 you know, And and we regularly do our podcast. She 0:01:58.720 --> 0:02:00.560 does it from her bedroom and I do it from 0:02:00.760 --> 0:02:03.600 this very microphone at my apartment. So I'm feeling at 0:02:03.640 --> 0:02:06.240 home right now. It's just a little bizarre that we're 0:02:06.240 --> 0:02:08.799 doing an episode of the Brooklyn Boys this way. Yeah, 0:02:08.840 --> 0:02:10.320 it is kind of weird. I mean I never had 0:02:10.320 --> 0:02:12.519 a basement when I lived in Brooklyn, so I guess, Uh, 0:02:12.600 --> 0:02:14.280 I'm moving up or down in the world. I guess 0:02:14.760 --> 0:02:17.600 we look at it now, how can you be David 0:02:17.680 --> 0:02:22.560 Brody in your house with your wife and kids. Uh, well, 0:02:22.680 --> 0:02:26.680 my wife and uh one of my kids are at 0:02:26.680 --> 0:02:29.800 the Jersey Shore right now. Uh they're walking on a 0:02:29.840 --> 0:02:32.640 boardwalk to get some fresh air because there's nobody there. 0:02:33.280 --> 0:02:35.880 They just sent me a picture there's the beaches are empty, 0:02:35.960 --> 0:02:38.520 the boardwalk is empty, so they're not They're keeping us 0:02:38.560 --> 0:02:42.560 so their social distancing from everyone, So that's good. Um. 0:02:42.720 --> 0:02:46.399 One of my kids is two floors up, uh, doing homework. 0:02:47.200 --> 0:02:49.200 So and the rest of the rest of my family 0:02:49.240 --> 0:02:52.400 is really so when you get into your yelling mode 0:02:52.440 --> 0:02:55.080 where you start ranting, your kids not gonna come running 0:02:55.120 --> 0:02:57.680 down the stairs like what's the matter, what's going on? Dad? No, 0:02:57.919 --> 0:03:00.240 my family is well aware of what this podcast like. 0:03:00.400 --> 0:03:03.040 And I told him I'll be down here, so I said, no, 0:03:03.200 --> 0:03:05.799 laundry gets done while I'm down here. Don't expect to 0:03:05.880 --> 0:03:08.760 use the basement. So that everybody knows that you know 0:03:08.800 --> 0:03:11.160 what I do and listen. They live with me long enough. 0:03:11.400 --> 0:03:14.200 You think I only rant on this podcast. I ranted 0:03:14.280 --> 0:03:16.480 home too, so it's nothing new. Now, could you take 0:03:16.560 --> 0:03:18.520 us on a quick tour of your basement, like you know, 0:03:18.520 --> 0:03:21.040 like who is it? Is it Mark Marin or Joe 0:03:21.120 --> 0:03:23.280 Rogan who records in a garage? I think mac Mark 0:03:23.320 --> 0:03:24.920 Marin does. I don't know. Both of them are more 0:03:24.960 --> 0:03:26.760 successful than we are, so I don't know. Yeah, but 0:03:26.880 --> 0:03:29.240 they I mean, I think it's Mark Marin who started 0:03:29.240 --> 0:03:31.720 his podcasting like a tool shed or something and it's 0:03:31.800 --> 0:03:34.320 very wildly popular. And then like I do a podcast 0:03:34.400 --> 0:03:36.640 with a tool shed, so it works out right. Oh, 0:03:36.680 --> 0:03:39.360 don't talk about Jamie like that from Walker Talkers. And 0:03:39.400 --> 0:03:41.920 by the way, speaking of which, yes, I saw that 0:03:42.040 --> 0:03:46.040 slick move if you you you posted an episode of 0:03:46.040 --> 0:03:49.560 Walkers and Talkers to the Brooklyn Boys channel and it 0:03:49.600 --> 0:03:53.360 was only up briefly, only overnight yep. And then and 0:03:53.400 --> 0:03:58.680 then I noticed that you you waited for a long 0:03:58.720 --> 0:04:01.920 time to take it down, and people were like texting 0:04:01.960 --> 0:04:05.240 you on Twitter, Hey, Brodie, you put up an episode 0:04:05.280 --> 0:04:08.080 of Walkers on the Brooklyn Boys channel. I'm beginning to 0:04:08.160 --> 0:04:11.920 think that you did that on purpose? You're like, oops, well, 0:04:12.080 --> 0:04:14.440 i'll tell you what it was. Partially on purpose and 0:04:14.480 --> 0:04:17.400 partially a mistake, and not in that order. Um. So 0:04:17.560 --> 0:04:20.560 I ended up recording late late last night after my 0:04:20.600 --> 0:04:24.200 family was upstairs in the basement, and Jamie's not on 0:04:24.240 --> 0:04:26.080 the podcast, so I had to do it alone, do 0:04:26.200 --> 0:04:29.920 the editing, put into music after the fact, and I 0:04:30.000 --> 0:04:33.200 was half you know, exhausted from the morning show, and 0:04:33.240 --> 0:04:36.360 so I uploaded it on the software we have as 0:04:36.360 --> 0:04:38.640 a website. You have to click on the podcast you 0:04:38.640 --> 0:04:41.240 want to upload it to. And I was thinking about 0:04:41.360 --> 0:04:43.960 it's Thursday, and we normally do Brooklyn Boys, and I 0:04:44.000 --> 0:04:46.880 accidentally went into the Brooklyn Boys folder and I uploaded 0:04:46.880 --> 0:04:48.880 it and I labeled it, I created the you know, 0:04:48.920 --> 0:04:51.800 the description of the podcast, and I hit upload and 0:04:51.839 --> 0:04:54.360 I and I published it without thinking. And then when 0:04:54.360 --> 0:04:56.240 I saw it finished, I went, oh, it's on the 0:04:56.839 --> 0:04:58.599 I was so exhausted I didn't have time to do 0:04:58.600 --> 0:05:01.040 it again. You know, I again, you know what, eleven 0:05:01.080 --> 0:05:04.120 twelve o'clock at night, most people won't see it. I'm 0:05:04.120 --> 0:05:06.800 getting up for the morning show at five am, and 0:05:06.960 --> 0:05:10.800 I'll fix it in the morning. Hundred people listen to 0:05:10.839 --> 0:05:15.080 the Walkers and Talkers Podcast, episode episode one seventy two 0:05:15.320 --> 0:05:17.600 between the time I went to bed and woke up. 0:05:17.920 --> 0:05:20.080 So for all of you guys who listened by mistake, 0:05:20.880 --> 0:05:24.720 I apologize for the fans. Yeah, for those of you 0:05:24.720 --> 0:05:27.599 who kept going and listen to it, whether you're Walking 0:05:27.600 --> 0:05:30.880 Dead fans or not, I appreciate it. Um. It's normally 0:05:30.960 --> 0:05:33.760 much funnier when my co host Jamie is on UM 0:05:34.000 --> 0:05:37.040 because she says the dopeious things. So you're saying they 0:05:37.040 --> 0:05:39.480 should give you a second shot. That's because this was 0:05:39.520 --> 0:05:42.400 not your best example of Walkers. And the beauty of 0:05:42.520 --> 0:05:44.280 Jamie if you haven't heard her on the Walkers and 0:05:44.320 --> 0:05:48.320 Talkers podcast is everything she says without realizing it is 0:05:48.320 --> 0:05:50.840 a sexual innuendo. And of course I don't let any 0:05:50.839 --> 0:05:53.760 of that slip by. So if you listen, whether you 0:05:53.839 --> 0:05:55.440 like Walking Dead or not, and you should, it's a 0:05:55.440 --> 0:05:57.880 great show. We like to talk about. We like to 0:05:57.880 --> 0:06:00.520 talk about what we talk about as snappy banter. It's 0:06:00.520 --> 0:06:02.960 this stuff we talked about between the Walking Dead stuff 0:06:03.320 --> 0:06:06.280 that we life and sex and everything she says that 0:06:06.320 --> 0:06:08.679 don't make it, that doesn't make any sense because it's sexual. 0:06:09.320 --> 0:06:11.800 That's the snappy banter. I think you owe us, by 0:06:11.839 --> 0:06:15.080 the way, for a commercial for the because you're doing 0:06:15.080 --> 0:06:18.120 a commercial for Walking Dead right here on, I'm doing 0:06:18.160 --> 0:06:21.080 a commercial for Jamie and and our snappy banter on 0:06:21.120 --> 0:06:25.479 the Walkers and Doctor's podcast. That's all everybody knows who 0:06:25.480 --> 0:06:28.520 listens hashtag snappy banter, which is fine. Yeah, and you 0:06:28.520 --> 0:06:31.239 know what, I might have to tune in. I didn't 0:06:31.279 --> 0:06:33.359 realize that. You know, I'm not a Walking Dead band, 0:06:33.560 --> 0:06:38.600 but I am a fan of the talking Jamie. I 0:06:38.600 --> 0:06:41.680 would say on a on a normal episode, the first 0:06:42.279 --> 0:06:45.200 five or six minutes or us just uh talking, and 0:06:45.200 --> 0:06:48.320 then usually she says something ridiculous uh, and then I go, 0:06:48.360 --> 0:06:50.279 what did you What did you just say? And she says, 0:06:50.360 --> 0:06:51.800 what are you talking about? And then I have to 0:06:51.800 --> 0:06:54.000 point out why she just said something that sounded very sexual, 0:06:54.279 --> 0:06:55.680 and then she lives up to it and then just 0:06:55.720 --> 0:06:58.200 goes along with it because she has no shame and 0:06:58.240 --> 0:07:00.839 no filter and she's the best to be that she's 0:07:01.400 --> 0:07:05.240 over sexed. Well see that's the thing, um, which by 0:07:05.240 --> 0:07:09.560 the way, he means really that I used the right 0:07:09.600 --> 0:07:12.640 word overset. I would say she's a very sexual, open 0:07:12.680 --> 0:07:15.800 creature who hasn't dated in a while. So, however, you 0:07:15.840 --> 0:07:18.280 want to explain that is she's over sex or under 0:07:18.440 --> 0:07:20.680 so maybe these these are subliminal things that she doesn't 0:07:20.720 --> 0:07:24.120 even realize she's saying, but her subconscious mind is coming 0:07:24.160 --> 0:07:29.120 out with these, uh you know, these innuendoes or well 0:07:29.120 --> 0:07:31.720 he's on words right well, and we make a lot 0:07:31.760 --> 0:07:34.960 of innurendo jokes on the podcast. Tune into the Walking 0:07:34.960 --> 0:07:37.960 Dead podcast Walkers and See. You knew that it would 0:07:37.960 --> 0:07:40.080 be a topic of conversation here on the Brooklyn Boys, 0:07:40.080 --> 0:07:45.400 but you quote accidentally posting the Talking Dead Walkers and 0:07:45.400 --> 0:07:47.360 Talkers pot. I would like to say it was a 0:07:47.360 --> 0:07:50.040 brilliant move, but I genuinely think you, I genuinely didn't 0:07:50.040 --> 0:07:51.960 do it on purpose. I think you slipped it in. 0:07:52.840 --> 0:07:54.800 See there you go. Now you sound like Jamie I 0:07:54.840 --> 0:07:56.800 did that on purpose. I kind of I left it. 0:07:57.120 --> 0:07:58.600 That was good. Don't leave it that I gave you. 0:07:58.640 --> 0:08:01.680 I gave you a softball, like an underhanded pitch. You 0:08:01.720 --> 0:08:02.960 have to take down the middle. You have two of them. 0:08:02.960 --> 0:08:05.240 I don't want either one of them speaking up. By 0:08:05.280 --> 0:08:07.440 the way, I want to say that is the one 0:08:07.520 --> 0:08:11.200 thing I'm missing is baseball. I am and I know 0:08:11.440 --> 0:08:13.320 the opening day was supposed to is going to was 0:08:13.360 --> 0:08:16.800 supposed to happen this coming Thursday, March for the New 0:08:16.880 --> 0:08:20.440 York Mets, the home opener, And um, that is the 0:08:20.480 --> 0:08:22.559 one thing that I was would have been looking forward 0:08:22.560 --> 0:08:24.840 to me. I would have been really you know, watching 0:08:24.840 --> 0:08:27.760 all the spring training games by now on TV and 0:08:27.800 --> 0:08:30.600 really getting into it. And if there's one thing that 0:08:30.640 --> 0:08:33.160 I'm that that's bothering me is the fact that there's 0:08:33.200 --> 0:08:36.000 none of that because because to me, that is everything. Well, 0:08:36.320 --> 0:08:39.280 that that that screams spring every year the second the 0:08:39.280 --> 0:08:42.360 Super Bowl is over, I tweeted its baseball season because 0:08:42.360 --> 0:08:44.680 that's it for me and um and and for my mom. 0:08:45.000 --> 0:08:47.400 Mom and Brody loves her baseball. So we did get 0:08:47.440 --> 0:08:50.079 to watch a couple of spring training games together. Um 0:08:50.360 --> 0:08:53.120 and that then that lights up her her year when 0:08:53.120 --> 0:08:56.040 baseball starts, because she's always got the radio of the 0:08:56.080 --> 0:08:59.000 TV and it's it's a companion for her. Uh. And 0:08:59.080 --> 0:09:01.880 so that's unfortunate. You and I have a ritual to 0:09:01.920 --> 0:09:03.800 go to the the opening day, which my mom and I 0:09:03.880 --> 0:09:05.880 used to have, but it's too much of a schlept 0:09:05.880 --> 0:09:08.160 for her, as she said, as she says, yeah, now 0:09:08.160 --> 0:09:12.520 they're talking about June July, half a season. What are 0:09:12.520 --> 0:09:14.320 they even how are they going to salvage this? I 0:09:14.320 --> 0:09:16.560 don't know. And not to get too sports e technical, 0:09:16.960 --> 0:09:18.920 but a lot of times players that are going to 0:09:19.000 --> 0:09:23.360 be free agents, Um, around June or July, teams start 0:09:23.400 --> 0:09:26.000 trading those players that are gonna be free agents so 0:09:26.080 --> 0:09:28.600 that teams can make a playoff run and pick up 0:09:28.640 --> 0:09:31.440 that the last three months of a player's salary. Well, 0:09:31.440 --> 0:09:34.920 that's not gonna happen. If the season starts and then 0:09:35.280 --> 0:09:36.920 you don't even know who's in the playoffs, They're gonna 0:09:36.920 --> 0:09:38.920 have to move the trading deadline. They're gonna have to 0:09:39.000 --> 0:09:41.599 make a lot of changes. Anyway, I was hoping that 0:09:41.640 --> 0:09:43.920 they would go through December this year. Well you know 0:09:43.960 --> 0:09:46.280 what they could do, uh and you heard it here. 0:09:46.320 --> 0:09:50.080 First is figure out who's in a pennant race by September, 0:09:50.880 --> 0:09:54.520 and then, unfortunate for the home fans, but then reschedule 0:09:54.600 --> 0:09:57.600 the games to only play in warm weather areas and 0:09:57.679 --> 0:10:00.280 indoor stadiums. So it would be unfortun in it for 0:10:00.320 --> 0:10:02.600 the Mets, let's say in New York or the Yankees, 0:10:02.960 --> 0:10:05.920 but they would have to go to a dome stadium 0:10:06.760 --> 0:10:08.800 at least play the games. So if you're a fan, 0:10:09.200 --> 0:10:11.559 do you want to sit in November cold weather where 0:10:11.600 --> 0:10:14.680 the players can't grip the baseball, or at least have 0:10:14.720 --> 0:10:16.880 your team in the playoffs if they're playing in a 0:10:16.920 --> 0:10:20.080 dome and let's say in in Toronto or Montreal or something. 0:10:20.160 --> 0:10:22.960 Is this just a Brody Bright idea or is this 0:10:23.080 --> 0:10:26.400 something that's been it was here snappy banter about Well, 0:10:26.400 --> 0:10:29.520 I would if has this been bantied about? If you 0:10:29.559 --> 0:10:31.640 back up the podcast, you would have heard me say 0:10:31.679 --> 0:10:35.000 you're hearing it here first, folks, No, that's no, that 0:10:35.040 --> 0:10:37.959 doesn't that No, no, no, that doesn't necessarily mean that 0:10:38.200 --> 0:10:41.680 you it's an original idea. I don't. Maybe you must 0:10:41.679 --> 0:10:43.719 have heard some kind of sports talk show and then 0:10:43.720 --> 0:10:47.960 you're just not gurgitating your idea. If you've stolen from Brody, 0:10:48.000 --> 0:10:50.160 you've stolen twice. See that's a joke for the Elvis 0:10:50.160 --> 0:10:52.959 Strand show. I don't. I don't tend to use other 0:10:52.960 --> 0:10:56.800 people's material or ideas without giving them credit, because I 0:10:56.800 --> 0:10:58.800 know how important it is to have ideas and how 0:10:58.920 --> 0:11:01.200 valuable they are. This is just your This is just 0:11:01.600 --> 0:11:04.480 as a as a baseball fan looking for ways to 0:11:04.520 --> 0:11:08.079 make the season go longer. Great idea. I think narrowing 0:11:08.080 --> 0:11:10.640 it down to the top. Let's say fifteen teams, Like 0:11:10.720 --> 0:11:12.480 once you're out of it. And again, if you start 0:11:12.520 --> 0:11:14.880 in June, how out of it could you be? Even 0:11:14.920 --> 0:11:16.960 if you're terrible, you're only gonna be like seven games back. 0:11:17.120 --> 0:11:20.319 But but once you once it's whittled down, I think, Dave, 0:11:20.400 --> 0:11:24.120 we need to just figure out regionally where teams are 0:11:24.120 --> 0:11:28.000 going to play indoors. Who's the commission Who's who's in 0:11:28.080 --> 0:11:31.040 charge of the league. Well, the Baseball Commissioner, yes, would 0:11:31.040 --> 0:11:34.200 have to Can we get in touch with him? I'll 0:11:34.200 --> 0:11:38.760 make some calls. Well, at least get get your idea hurt. Yeah, 0:11:38.760 --> 0:11:43.640 I start playing for this anyway. So Rob Manford, by 0:11:43.640 --> 0:11:46.320 the way, if you want to google him, and not 0:11:46.440 --> 0:11:51.080 Joe tore I. Joe Torre was was a vice president 0:11:51.120 --> 0:11:55.640 of Baseball Operations, And no he's not a commissioner. Alright, Well, um, 0:11:55.679 --> 0:11:57.840 it's a beautiful sunny day outside right now. I cannot 0:11:57.840 --> 0:12:00.360 believe that it's March in the Northeast and it's like 0:12:00.440 --> 0:12:03.360 seventy three degrees right now out here? Doing it? Really? 0:12:03.920 --> 0:12:07.160 I know? I know they showed a live shot on 0:12:07.200 --> 0:12:10.680 the news um. By the way, watching the news is 0:12:10.679 --> 0:12:14.319 like watching a sci fi picture, like a movie, and 0:12:14.600 --> 0:12:17.440 you're like watching, going wow, okay, and the President's gonna 0:12:17.480 --> 0:12:21.040 talk and they're gonna give death counts and and virus information, 0:12:21.440 --> 0:12:23.360 and you feel like you're watching a sci fi movie. 0:12:23.600 --> 0:12:27.360 But it's the news, like it doesn't seem real, you know. 0:12:27.679 --> 0:12:30.360 And I'm watching it and they're putting up sickness counts 0:12:30.360 --> 0:12:33.320 and patience and death and and all over the globe 0:12:33.360 --> 0:12:34.600 and you're like, wow, this is like this is a 0:12:34.640 --> 0:12:38.600 cool movie. It's it's terrifying here in and again here 0:12:38.600 --> 0:12:41.679 in New York. You get the president speaking, and then 0:12:41.679 --> 0:12:43.840 an hour later the governor comes on with his speech, 0:12:43.880 --> 0:12:45.960 and an hour after that the mayor does his and 0:12:46.000 --> 0:12:47.840 then oh, by the way, we're in the Tristate area, 0:12:47.880 --> 0:12:49.679 so the government New Jersey has to do an hour. 0:12:50.040 --> 0:12:52.560 So you got four hours in a row of just 0:12:52.720 --> 0:12:58.120 NonStop madness of just talking about coronavirus. And I have 0:12:58.280 --> 0:13:01.480 to tell you, yesterday I showed the TV off. Today 0:13:01.520 --> 0:13:03.199 I went back to my old ways. I'm watching it 0:13:03.400 --> 0:13:05.000 now and I'm like, why am I watching this now? 0:13:05.800 --> 0:13:10.880 Stop it iching brody and I have I have these 0:13:10.960 --> 0:13:14.000 the city bikes. A rack of city bikes literally that 0:13:14.040 --> 0:13:17.680 we're installed. Those are the paper pay per minute bikes 0:13:17.679 --> 0:13:20.320 that we haven't around Manhattan. Right, They're not into they're 0:13:20.360 --> 0:13:25.240 not Iraq bikes. They're a rack of bikes, a rack 0:13:25.320 --> 0:13:29.199 of bikes. Ye, that's what it sounded like. You're like, 0:13:29.240 --> 0:13:34.240 I have a rack bikes outside there, bag bikes from Bagdad. No, 0:13:34.640 --> 0:13:38.680 but you know, and um, nobody's riding them. Nobody's riding them. 0:13:39.040 --> 0:13:41.439 And I mean, listen, I'll go out there with some 0:13:42.160 --> 0:13:44.760 lysol wipes, wipe down a seat, wipe down, not doing 0:13:45.200 --> 0:13:48.080 not doing that. No, but first of all, they're shitting out. 0:13:48.080 --> 0:13:50.920 They're shitting out there, not stop. I mean, well you wouldn't. 0:13:51.240 --> 0:13:55.160 You wouldn't because because because the virus stays on hard 0:13:55.200 --> 0:13:58.240 services are up to three days now. They're saying, so, uh, 0:13:58.280 --> 0:13:59.480 if you can tell me no one's been on the 0:13:59.480 --> 0:14:02.839 bike for four days, I'll consider it more importantly. Scary, 0:14:02.880 --> 0:14:04.079 you should have a bike. I don't know how you 0:14:04.120 --> 0:14:07.320 don't own a bicycle. Okay, let me tell you about 0:14:07.679 --> 0:14:11.400 Scary Jones owning a bike in his adult days. When 0:14:11.400 --> 0:14:14.040 I was a kid, I had my I started out 0:14:14.080 --> 0:14:16.480 with a huffy. You have a huffy. Yeah I had, 0:14:16.800 --> 0:14:18.720 I had. It doesn't matter what I had. I didn't 0:14:18.720 --> 0:14:20.960 have a hun And then and then followed that by 0:14:21.040 --> 0:14:24.680 my dirt bike, the mongoose. The mongoose was the bike. 0:14:25.040 --> 0:14:27.960 And every kid that had the blue tires and the 0:14:28.000 --> 0:14:31.000 blue handlebars and the blue it was tricked out for 0:14:31.160 --> 0:14:35.480 a bike. And how many times did you ride it? No? No, no, 0:14:35.600 --> 0:14:38.080 all the time as a kid. Hold on, I'm getting there. 0:14:38.520 --> 0:14:43.120 He didn't. You didn't use the pegs. You didn't. Okay, okay, 0:14:43.400 --> 0:14:47.200 little known fact. I'll tell you how I how I 0:14:47.320 --> 0:14:50.400 chipped my two front teeth or there's a little there's 0:14:50.400 --> 0:14:54.040 a there's an eternal little chip between my two front teeth. 0:14:54.400 --> 0:14:57.960 And that is because I had my buddy, My buddy 0:14:58.000 --> 0:15:02.040 sal Torto was right my bike. He and I was 0:15:02.080 --> 0:15:04.720 on my own pegs. I was on the pegs, and 0:15:05.400 --> 0:15:09.920 then I decided to I jumped off the bike. I 0:15:10.040 --> 0:15:13.880 jumped off, and then I didn't realize what forward momentum 0:15:14.040 --> 0:15:17.000 and gravity due to one. A body in motion tends 0:15:17.040 --> 0:15:19.800 to stay in motion. That's the law of inertia. I 0:15:19.800 --> 0:15:22.240 didn't understand that, didn't get to that in my classes yet. 0:15:22.680 --> 0:15:25.040 So as soon as I jumped off the bike. My 0:15:25.160 --> 0:15:28.200 body went forward and I hit the ground and my 0:15:28.280 --> 0:15:32.640 two front teeth boom hit the concorde like that, and 0:15:32.680 --> 0:15:35.320 then I never got them fixed because I never I mean, 0:15:35.320 --> 0:15:37.360 why wouldn't you close your mouth when you were falling? 0:15:38.800 --> 0:15:41.480 I don't know. But anyway, the point I have a question. 0:15:41.520 --> 0:15:43.000 I have this picture of you now riding on the 0:15:43.000 --> 0:15:44.960 back of the bike like a girl on a motorcycle. 0:15:45.120 --> 0:15:47.640 Were your hands were your hands strapped across his engines? 0:15:47.880 --> 0:15:50.680 Were you're holding his his rib cage? I was holding 0:15:50.680 --> 0:15:55.120 his shoulders? Oh nice, I'm standing on the pegs holding 0:15:55.160 --> 0:15:58.480 his shoulders. I called yourself. I don't know. I called 0:15:58.520 --> 0:16:00.200 you out on this and I you said, at a 0:16:00.280 --> 0:16:03.440 mongoose with pegs, And I said pegs? We were you 0:16:03.480 --> 0:16:06.040 popping wheelies? Were you doing tricks like to try to 0:16:06.080 --> 0:16:08.480 like call you out? You're like you defended yourself by 0:16:08.520 --> 0:16:10.880 saying no. I wrote on the back while some other 0:16:10.880 --> 0:16:14.800 guy rode my bike. That was that one time? Time 0:16:14.920 --> 0:16:17.000 to illustrate the point that I had pegs on my 0:16:17.000 --> 0:16:19.560 bike the only time. The pegs on my bike are 0:16:19.600 --> 0:16:22.800 the reason why my two front teeth are chipped. Anyway, Okay, 0:16:22.840 --> 0:16:24.840 but the pegs. The pegs aren't there, so you can 0:16:24.920 --> 0:16:26.960 ride bitch on the back of a bike while your 0:16:26.960 --> 0:16:31.760 friend rides the bike. That's not what the pegs are for. That. 0:16:32.600 --> 0:16:34.320 That's like going to a gym and using the weights 0:16:34.320 --> 0:16:37.080 as paper weights. Then what's the pegs for. I'm gonna 0:16:37.200 --> 0:16:39.160 you know, do you wanna bench press? Scary? No, I'm 0:16:39.160 --> 0:16:41.040 gonna take these weights and hold the door open with them. 0:16:41.840 --> 0:16:44.640 The pegs is you can you can. You can stand 0:16:44.640 --> 0:16:47.120 on them, and you can do wheelies and stuff you 0:16:47.160 --> 0:16:51.560 can do you can with them. Yeah, but I wasn't 0:16:51.560 --> 0:16:54.120 that guy. I wasn't the BMX kid. Did you have it? 0:16:54.200 --> 0:16:56.040 I was? They just have a basket on the front. 0:16:56.160 --> 0:16:58.840 Like we listened, some of us didn't have bikes, so 0:16:59.040 --> 0:17:01.200 we we gave each other lifts so they would jump 0:17:01.200 --> 0:17:02.960 on the pegs and we would ride that. We would, 0:17:03.000 --> 0:17:05.440 we would, that's what we used. Pegs. You were your 0:17:05.440 --> 0:17:09.480 own sissy bar. And by the way, google that it's 0:17:09.480 --> 0:17:12.280 not an offensive term. What is a sissy bar? Were 0:17:12.280 --> 0:17:14.080 you don't? Didn't we talk about this on the Big Show? 0:17:14.520 --> 0:17:16.879 I know we did, Yeah, like two years ago. So 0:17:17.040 --> 0:17:20.920 it's the big um upside down you or end shaped 0:17:21.480 --> 0:17:26.639 um handle on the back of the bike so that 0:17:26.680 --> 0:17:28.440 you can run, run with the bike. You can do 0:17:28.640 --> 0:17:30.199 things with it. You can put you can put your 0:17:30.200 --> 0:17:32.240 sister on the like you used to call it that 0:17:32.240 --> 0:17:34.480 you could put you, like your your sibling on the 0:17:34.520 --> 0:17:36.920 back of the seat, like if you had a banana seat, 0:17:36.960 --> 0:17:39.119 like a long seat, and they could a girlfriend. They 0:17:39.400 --> 0:17:41.600 your girlfriend, not on a little bike. I guess if 0:17:41.600 --> 0:17:43.760 you had a little girlfriend at at seven or eight, 0:17:44.920 --> 0:17:47.040 when you could lean back against it, or like your 0:17:47.119 --> 0:17:49.280 dad or your mom could hold onto it and run 0:17:49.320 --> 0:17:52.600 alongside of you. Right. I did not have a sissy 0:17:52.600 --> 0:17:55.000 bar on my goddamn mang. No, you were the sissy bar. 0:17:55.200 --> 0:17:57.600 You were the sissy bar and standing up on the pegs. Oh, 0:17:57.600 --> 0:18:00.040 come on, man, anyway, I we used to go to 0:18:00.200 --> 0:18:03.120 the trails all the time and Dyka Park in Brooklyn. 0:18:03.560 --> 0:18:05.840 We used to like get into it. Man, it was great. 0:18:05.840 --> 0:18:08.080 We used to go off roading. It was awesome. Until 0:18:08.119 --> 0:18:12.320 one day someone stole my bike out of the back shed. 0:18:12.440 --> 0:18:14.879 It was locked up for for the winter, and we 0:18:14.920 --> 0:18:16.840 put it in the backyard. There was probably a friend 0:18:16.840 --> 0:18:18.320 who was riding the bike. You didn't want you on 0:18:18.320 --> 0:18:21.840 the back of it anymore. Whatever. It was scary. Have 0:18:21.920 --> 0:18:24.320 you ever been on a motorcycle? Oh? Man, this one time, 0:18:24.560 --> 0:18:26.919 my friend Tony was on a motorcycle and I was 0:18:26.960 --> 0:18:28.920 in a little red wagon and he pulled me. See 0:18:28.960 --> 0:18:32.760 that doesn't count. That's basically what you just told me. Oh, 0:18:32.800 --> 0:18:35.159 I had a mongoose and what do you do with it? Scary? 0:18:35.359 --> 0:18:37.200 I wrote on the pegs while Mike it was just 0:18:37.840 --> 0:18:40.760 it was that one time. Okay, okay, okay, but okay, 0:18:41.280 --> 0:18:43.800 but but anyway, okay, the hold on, We're getting to 0:18:43.960 --> 0:18:47.240 evolution of scary and bicycles, so I can't wait. Once 0:18:47.280 --> 0:18:50.320 that got stolen, I went to a tent speed. Now, 0:18:50.320 --> 0:18:52.280 the tent speed back in the day, how did how 0:18:52.400 --> 0:18:54.200 was your friend Tony like the tent speed was? He? Okay, 0:18:54.240 --> 0:18:57.119 ten speed was it was before those It was before 0:18:57.119 --> 0:18:59.320 the bikes got modern. So I got one of these 0:18:59.320 --> 0:19:01.520 freaking bike that was like, you know, like the three 0:19:01.640 --> 0:19:03.880 Company bike. You know when Jack Tripper in the beginnings 0:19:03.960 --> 0:19:05.640 riding on the sand that he sees a hot girl 0:19:05.680 --> 0:19:07.480 and he turns his head and then he falls into 0:19:07.560 --> 0:19:10.280 sand and then he looked up with the camera. That's reference. 0:19:10.440 --> 0:19:13.400 That's your reference to tent speed bikes. He was riding 0:19:13.440 --> 0:19:17.520 one of that. He was seventy eight television show My 0:19:17.640 --> 0:19:21.639 Bike My Tent Speed was like from that, I didn't 0:19:21.640 --> 0:19:24.520 get anything fucking new. I got used ship it was. 0:19:24.960 --> 0:19:26.640 It was the one with the unit. It was one 0:19:26.680 --> 0:19:30.080 with the like the the rams, the ram horn, the 0:19:30.200 --> 0:19:32.919 ram horn handlebars. Yeah, I still have those, man. I 0:19:33.000 --> 0:19:35.720 like the Bete for racing. You can get down lower. Well, 0:19:35.760 --> 0:19:39.479 it was like, okay, so that was that bike, and 0:19:39.520 --> 0:19:43.440