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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame twenties. Hello, hey Blair, how

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Speaker 1: you doing. This is pe Dekins. I'm calling from corporate hr.

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Speaker 1: I don't think we've met before.

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Speaker 2: Oh hi, Hi, Hi are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm great? A fun day for me. I get to

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Speaker 1: call people and talk about their holiday bonuses, so that's

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Speaker 1: why I'm calling. Oh yeah, okay, I know you haven't

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Speaker 1: dealt with me in the past, but you know it's

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Speaker 1: my job this year to call and give the good news.

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Speaker 1: So do you have a minute to talk about your

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Speaker 1: holiday bonus that you'll be receiving this year?

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Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, absolutely, yes, I do.

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Speaker 1: Very excited about it. And I'm looking at what you

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Speaker 1: got last year for your holiday bonus and it's you

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Speaker 1: probably like that a lot, huh.

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Speaker 2: I worked very hard.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, well, we appreciate your hard work, and that

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Speaker 1: is why I'm on the phone with you right now.

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Speaker 1: And for your holiday bonus this year, we are doing

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Speaker 1: something a little bit different, very exciting though, And I'm

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Speaker 1: actually got a place on a brief hold and I'm

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Speaker 1: going to transfer you over to someone who's going to

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Speaker 1: inform you all about your holiday bonus this year, because

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Speaker 1: it's a really cool one. Okay, yeah, all right, just

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Speaker 1: hang on one second, I'll transit right over and the

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Speaker 1: happy holidays to you and thank you again for all

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Speaker 1: your hard work.

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Speaker 2: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, one second, y'all. What's up as DONC

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Speaker 1: Are you ready or what? Oh?

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Speaker 2: I think I think it's my have been a mistake.

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Speaker 2: I'm actually I was sorry.

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Speaker 1: Who is this dog? Well, like my full name is

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Speaker 1: Paul Donkler, but you know, people just call me donk

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Speaker 1: and I am ready Blair to give you the D

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Speaker 1: for the holidays.

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Speaker 2: Wait, no, no, no, this must be wrong. I U

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Speaker 2: my HR company was they were they were? They were

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Speaker 2: trying yeah, bus.

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Speaker 1: And weekend's the one like you were talking to you

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Speaker 1: a minute ago. Like so, I'm just you know, he's

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Speaker 1: transferring phone calls to me so I can introduce myself

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Speaker 1: because like the holiday bonus this year is like ten

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Speaker 1: personal training sessions with me, and so like just wanted to.

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Speaker 2: Go say, hang on, sorry, I just I just want

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Speaker 2: to clarify. Did you just say that they are saying

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Speaker 2: that the bonus is ten personal training sessions with you?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and I can't wait to give you and all

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Speaker 1: your other like employees the D for the holiday season.

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Speaker 1: Because like the d is new joke.

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Speaker 2: Okay, first of all, I'm married and I find that

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Speaker 2: joke really offensive. Wait what hang on? No, no, no,

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Speaker 2: Like I literally plan my life around bonuses, so I

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Speaker 2: don't know what to do right now because I've worked so.

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Speaker 1: Hard for god you like you know, like it sounds

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Speaker 1: like maybe if I'm like picking up on the vibe right,

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Speaker 1: like you're not interested, and like, no, I'm not interested.

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Speaker 2: You're totally right. I'm not interested in personal training when

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Speaker 2: my job is supposed to give me a bonus for

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Speaker 2: how hard I've been working the entire year, and then

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Speaker 2: you're telling me that I'm not getting that bonus, like

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Speaker 2: I have a child to feed, like I can't. This

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Speaker 2: is ridiculous, Like why do I even work here?

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Speaker 1: I think it was like a little bit out of

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Speaker 1: my like expertise zone, you know, so like I can

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Speaker 1: you want to transfer me back to that like.

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Speaker 2: People transfer me back? Yeah, transfer me back?

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 2: Cool?

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Speaker 1: Like sorry, can work out or whatever? You know, maybe, Okay,

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Speaker 1: thank you. Hold I guess that's p Decon's not going

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Speaker 1: to help Pete. This is both.

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Speaker 2: This is both I have worked myseff and you're giving

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Speaker 2: me ten personal training sessions? Are you kidding me? Because

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Speaker 2: I feel so invalidated, Like I literally work so hard

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Speaker 2: and for what for you to give me some passive

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Speaker 2: aggressive personal training session to tell me I need to

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Speaker 2: lose weight? Like, what the fuck is going on? Okay?

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Speaker 1: This is the company doesn't have a lot of cash,

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Speaker 1: so we paid a lot of money to hire this

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Speaker 1: personal trainer for everybody for the holiday you didn't have.

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Speaker 2: You don't have a lot of cash, so you paid

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Speaker 2: a lot of money to hire This is why you

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Speaker 2: guys don't have any money, because you guys are bad

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Speaker 2: at business. This is a you know what, I have

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Speaker 2: a great resume. I'm gonna go somewhere else, Like this

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Speaker 2: is ridiculous. Yeah, you hear me quick?

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Speaker 1: Well, then I'll let you know. It's a prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: Just I'll just let you know it's a prank phone

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Speaker 1: called what this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show

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Speaker 1: doing a phone brank on you and your husband Tom

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Speaker 1: set you up. It's a joke. Oh, you said that

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Speaker 1: you were worried about your company being cheap this year

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Speaker 1: for the holiday bonus, and he wanted to mess with you.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, my heart is beating so fast right now,

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Speaker 2: I was so upset, and I have like a meeting

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Speaker 2: in five minutes. I don't even know how I'm going

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Speaker 2: to like, oh

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with jubile phone Branks