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Speaker 1: It's another Jebile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello.

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Speaker 2: Hello, this is Artemis Noir. I was looking for Josie's mom,

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Speaker 2: Mary Beth. Yes, sir, Greetings Mary Beth. I'm sure you've

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Speaker 2: heard of me, you know.

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Speaker 3: Actually I'm not familiar.

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Speaker 1: Who What are you related to, Artemis Noir.

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Speaker 2: I'm the drama teacher at middle school, and your daughter

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Speaker 2: Josie has gone out for the lead role in my play.

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Speaker 1: Yes, she has, yes, and I'm.

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Speaker 2: Calling to speak with you before I let her know

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Speaker 2: the big news. Okay, After careful, careful, careful consideration, I

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Speaker 2: am deciding to go with your daughter Josie as the

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Speaker 2: lead in Charlotte's Web, The Revenge of Wilbur.

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Speaker 3: Oh, my gosh, wait, the Revenge of Wilbur.

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Speaker 2: Yes, it's my artistic take on Charlotte's Web. I think

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Speaker 2: it's so pedestrian when middle schools and elementary schools and

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Speaker 2: high schools just rip somebody else's play and do that.

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Speaker 2: So I've written my own version of it. It's Charlotte's Web,

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Speaker 2: The Revenge of Wilbur. It's a classic farmyard tale that

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Speaker 2: takes a turn when Wilburt becomes obsessed and vengeful seeking

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Speaker 2: justice for Charlotte's death instead of peaceful farm animals, which

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Speaker 2: is so boring. It's gritty, and Wilbert teams up with

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Speaker 2: a sleazy rooster and it's a suspiciously sinister spider plotting

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Speaker 2: to take down the farm owners in a full out

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Speaker 2: barnyard revolution. My tagline for it, you haven't heard it yet.

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Speaker 2: My tagline for it is you mess with the web,

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Speaker 2: you get.

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Speaker 1: The hoofs.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, And so I'm going to need her to

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Speaker 2: method act a bit. There is a lot of cursing

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Speaker 2: written into the script, so I'm going to ask for

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Speaker 2: your approval. You yes, let you be able to curse

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Speaker 2: around the house, use it, you know, four letter words

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Speaker 2: here and there.

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Speaker 3: Well, no, that's not going to work.

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Speaker 2: Well, I thought you were a supportive parent who wanted

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Speaker 2: her to have the lead in my play.

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Speaker 3: I mean, this is crazy though, Like I feel like

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Speaker 3: I'm going to need to have a conversation with the

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Speaker 3: principal because you know, we worked really hard on the material.

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Speaker 3: She's going to be excited, but there's no way she's

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Speaker 3: going to be swearing around the house. I mean that's

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Speaker 3: I also need.

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Speaker 2: Her to start researching roles in order to get inspiration

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Speaker 2: for her character. And I'm going to use her to

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Speaker 2: watch the movie's Scarface at least three times a day.

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Speaker 3: Excuse me, She's a middle school student. Why do you

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Speaker 3: think it's appropriate for a middle school student to be

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Speaker 3: watching Scarface for a production of Charlotte's Web. This is

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Speaker 3: making absolutely no sense. And I feel like, not only

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Speaker 3: is this idiotic, but it's also it's dangerous. They don't

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Speaker 3: take a classic of Charlotte's Web and change it into

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Speaker 3: something ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: This is classic.

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Speaker 2: I honestly to say, it's so boring, the regular Charlotte's

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Speaker 2: Web boring, Yes.

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Speaker 1: Said New York.

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Speaker 3: Literally, we've been reading it every week, and.

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Speaker 1: To be setting New York City as.

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Speaker 3: Well, New York City, okay.

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Speaker 1: The gritty streets of Brooklyn.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So I'm going to have to talk to Josie's dad.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to have to make a call to the principal.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well, then fine, I guess she does not get

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Speaker 2: any roles in the play. Then I was going to

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Speaker 2: cast her as the lead, but apparently her mother's not

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Speaker 2: willing to commit.

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Speaker 3: I it's not that I'm not willing to commit, it's fat.

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Speaker 3: I'm not going to have her be part of this

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Speaker 3: ridiculous production. It's just crazy. Well, what did you say?

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Speaker 3: Your name was again?

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Speaker 1: Artemis Noir?

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Speaker 3: Artemis Noir. Okay, that sounds made up legitimately, like what

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Speaker 3: do you Shakespeare?

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Speaker 2: No, Shakespeare was attack as far as I'm concerned, And yes,

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Speaker 2: it is made up.

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Speaker 1: It's the name that I gave myself.

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Speaker 3: Okay, my daughter's not watching Scarface, She's not going to

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Speaker 3: be swearing around the house. And I'm going to have

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Speaker 3: to make a call to the principle and talk about

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Speaker 3: get you fired because this is ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: Well fine, then I'll just let you know this is

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Speaker 1: a prank phone call. Oh god, this is actually Jubil.

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Speaker 2: From the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you

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Speaker 2: and your husband set you up.

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Speaker 1: Oh lord, it's a joke.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, my blooded boiling.

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Speaker 2: He said that you've been helping your daughter get ready

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Speaker 2: for a role in the school play and wanted to

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Speaker 2: mess with you. Oh.

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Speaker 3: I could not believe someone was going to make Charlotte's

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Speaker 3: Love into a murdering Yeah. I can't.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks. We say

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Speaker 1: mornings on the twenties,