Speaker 1: You know when I knew he was not? Yeah, is
Speaker 1: that the brat song? That the brat song? I think
Speaker 1: what you like? Here where he says his name two
Speaker 1: seconds into the song.
Speaker 2: Darry.
Speaker 1: If that's not a crazy man? She said. She couldn't
Speaker 1: get out towards She said, what do you like?
Speaker 3: And he said, imagine you walking into a room Phil
Speaker 3: with Phil with strangers and you go, David.
Speaker 2: Borrie doesn't chips in your.
Speaker 1: Quality's racist.
Speaker 2: Money man, turney stuff.
Speaker 1: I can't tell me.
Speaker 2: Nothing, Sweet lady, would you be my sweet love for
Speaker 2: a lifetime? There it is little mamas and gentiles alike.
Speaker 2: There it is welcome to another phenomenal episode of My
Speaker 2: Mama Told.
Speaker 1: Me, the podcast where we dive deep into the pockets
Speaker 1: of black conspiracy theories.
Speaker 2: And we finally worked to prove that Tyresee only acts
Speaker 2: like that because the free Coca Cola he got after
Speaker 2: those commercials eroded his brain. You're telling me that coke
Speaker 2: can clean the paint off of a car and it's
Speaker 2: safe to put in Tyrese. Fuck no, that nigga has
Speaker 2: been poisoned.
Speaker 1: He was a decent young.
Speaker 2: Man and big Coca Cola took him down. I stand
Speaker 2: behind it. I'm Langston Herman and.
Speaker 1: I'm David Borigen. He has come. He has come a
Speaker 1: long way from the well he was in the My
Speaker 1: Way video.
Speaker 2: Come on man, Tyrese was. He was on every sitcom.
Speaker 2: He was like the sexiest guy that would pull out
Speaker 2: and sing a song withn't You on Martin It was.
Speaker 2: It was one of them where he was. He was fine.
Speaker 1: He is fine.
Speaker 2: He was a very handsome, very buff uh.
Speaker 1: Dark dark.
Speaker 2: Dark.
Speaker 1: Put the knife buck, He's carry me. Tyrese.
Speaker 2: He was a beautiful man, and the Coca Cola company
Speaker 2: killed him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and now he's dressed up like Marvin Gaye singing
Speaker 1: in football games.
Speaker 2: Bro, He's not even doing a good Marvin k.
Speaker 1: That was really one of the crazier things I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: Like I feel like he got away with people, with
Speaker 1: people pretending like that wasn't nearly as crazy as that was.
Speaker 2: But here's why I think my conspiracy stands up. I'm gonna,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna really try to sell this to you.
Speaker 1: I'm so but yeah, yeah, but.
Speaker 2: The listener, let's let's make it a royal you then,
Speaker 2: because you're on board.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I'm easy.
Speaker 2: Tyrese is clinically insane. He has been for years and
Speaker 2: years and years, and yet the man will not stop
Speaker 2: being booked for things, almost as if a giant corporation
Speaker 2: that runs a lot of this country, a lot of
Speaker 2: the industries, a lot of the powerful figures in this
Speaker 2: country owes him something for the damage that they did
Speaker 2: to him. They cannot pay him out with physical cash,
Speaker 2: so instead they just keep casting him in Transformers films
Speaker 2: and letting him sing the national anthem at football games.
Speaker 2: Because it's like a fucking Coca Cola make a wish
Speaker 2: for a guy that had all the potential in the world.
Speaker 1: It's like a good thing that I can't sing. I
Speaker 1: would be very irritating with it.
Speaker 2: I agree with that.
Speaker 1: I like I would. I would bring it up all
Speaker 1: like you know how it is when you know people
Speaker 1: who could kind of sing, because that's the worst kind
Speaker 1: of person. Somebody who could sing a little bit.
Speaker 2: You think I'm you think if I can, if I
Speaker 2: could sing, You think I wouldn't sing my order at
Speaker 2: Ruth's Chris.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you know what I mean for me, But yes.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't be like medium Wen just hit them with
Speaker 2: some ship.
Speaker 1: Let me get a red snapper. Just see how they respond. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would. I would do it to people because like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I would, man, it would be it would be bad.
Speaker 1: It's the same reason I can't do a flip.
Speaker 2: I would have sang at my own wedding.
Speaker 1: That would be crazy, would you? So how do you
Speaker 1: feel about that when you see the video of like
Speaker 1: people like would you have sang too? Nikki?
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. I think it's psychotic. I think
Speaker 2: that's pure psychosis too, because you're not doing it for
Speaker 2: your partner. You're doing it for an audience to show
Speaker 2: that you like your partner, but more importantly, to show
Speaker 2: that you're talented. And so yeah, the idea that that
Speaker 2: I would have that skill, I know I would only
Speaker 2: do it with corrupt intentions.
Speaker 1: I would do everything but try to get a record deal.
Speaker 2: M do you think you would cut yourself short from
Speaker 2: record deal?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I don't. Well, in this world, it's me exactly
Speaker 1: how I am. I could just sing.
Speaker 2: Also, But that's what I'm saying. That's why I'm not
Speaker 2: buying you not wanting the record deal, because now you're
Speaker 2: a talented comedian and you can sing, but everybody you get.
Speaker 1: Sick of that shit like you can't you can't do both,
Speaker 1: and I think I would be I think that I'm
Speaker 1: elite funny. I think I would just be regular good singer.
Speaker 1: Does that make sense? I think that I'm funny Murphy Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: or like like like okay, listen, I'm glad it did work,
Speaker 1: but like Jimmie Fox did not shut the fuck up
Speaker 1: about that shit for like ten years before he got
Speaker 1: a record.
Speaker 2: Bro, His his first two specials are just excuses for
Speaker 2: him to sing the.
Speaker 1: Whole Jamie Fox show, which I loved, but that was
Speaker 1: like my least favorite part. Like they would always do
Speaker 1: the thing and we had to go whoo, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, And it would be like, Bro, no,
Speaker 1: I want to see you make jokes about Braxton. I
Speaker 1: don't give a shit like he was dying for it.
Speaker 1: I ask you this.
Speaker 2: Have you ever clapped along with the TV?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Like when Harriet Winslow came down the stairs and everybody
Speaker 2: went whoa because she had on a dress. Did you
Speaker 2: ever go whoo, Harriet, woh Harriet.
Speaker 1: I don't think that I have, but just it's not
Speaker 1: some foot her on Front Street, but watching shows with
Speaker 1: my mom my mom. Would my sisters do it too, Yeah,
Speaker 1: my sisters do it too, definitely, especially with the like
Speaker 1: whenever they get like the get back, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, that would be like a like a that's right,
Speaker 1: like that type ship whoa.
Speaker 2: So it was less of just cheering for for their appearance,
Speaker 2: but more just like when when the story finally did
Speaker 2: what the story was meant to do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when the story climate like like I think I
Speaker 1: feel like, I remember what's her name, Moisha's mom d
Speaker 1: I remember her having a lot of those moments.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she she had a lot of the last word
Speaker 2: in a conversation.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, those were big. Those were big, those were big.
Speaker 1: What about you?
Speaker 4: You?
Speaker 1: Uh No?
Speaker 2: But I I never got to go to a live taping,
Speaker 2: And I think I've always been envious of.
Speaker 1: Those people who.
Speaker 2: Got that experience in a sincere way, like there was
Speaker 2: something we were just so sincere in the nineties about
Speaker 2: the stuff that we liked and didn't like. There was
Speaker 2: no irony to it, and and so like if you
Speaker 2: fucked with a show you, I think I would have
Speaker 2: been in there and been like, a you hilarious, Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: Ednie Eddie, you in trouble to women Eddie.
Speaker 1: You know now that i'm thinking about it. If there
Speaker 1: ever was a time that I did that, it would
Speaker 1: have been like a cross promotional, like when somebody from
Speaker 1: another show was you know what I mean, We're like,
Speaker 1: oh shit, he's supposed to be on hanging with mister Cooper.
Speaker 1: Now he's on in the house. That shit excited, like
Speaker 1: the idea. I used to like that a lot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that the different that they can exist within the same world.
Speaker 1: That shit, Yeah, we got me. That shit was really exciting. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I still get a little bit of chills when Biggie
Speaker 2: Smalls hangs out with Martin.
Speaker 1: I'll be like, man, that's cool. I've been trying to
Speaker 1: find that sweatsuit.
Speaker 2: Do you think that's the one that'll complete you, that'll
Speaker 2: finish you off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, here's the thing about sweatsuits, man, I'll be really
Speaker 1: vulnerable on here. I could do the top or the bottom.
Speaker 1: When I put them together, I just feel like I'm
Speaker 1: trying to be someone I'm not, you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: Like I could wear the jacket or I could wear
Speaker 1: the pants. When I wear the pants and the jacket,
Speaker 1: I'm always like, what are we doing?
Speaker 2: I don't mind it when I'm being casual. I really
Speaker 2: mind it when I end up in a true social
Speaker 2: setting in a sweatsuit.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. I could go to the store.
Speaker 1: I could go to the store. I can get my haircut.
Speaker 1: But like if it's like out at night or something.
Speaker 2: And I've tried, I've tried to do the because I've
Speaker 2: seen other people do out at night with that energy.
Speaker 2: I'm like, damn, they look so comfortable and cool. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna do that too, because I got it. And then
Speaker 2: I tried and I'm like, bro, this this don't work.
Speaker 1: What do you Because it's also like once you get
Speaker 1: a little bit of money, it's the first thing I
Speaker 1: felt like I could afford to do top of the lot?
Speaker 1: Does that make sense? Like I couldn't get Like I
Speaker 1: still couldn't afford super expensive ship. But I was like,
Speaker 1: I could get a top tier sweatsuit, Yeah you can.
Speaker 2: You can't get a yeah Nike tech and h look
Speaker 2: is that crazy?
Speaker 1: I could get a bunch of but I just don't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was a real fucking flex man. You gotta
Speaker 2: chill out. No, the Nike texts are super expensive, way
Speaker 2: more expensive than than even the quality it makes it
Speaker 2: it worse, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I I I fuck with those the fleece ones,
Speaker 1: the ones that just say Nike the Club fleece. I'll
Speaker 1: probably buy two or three of those apps after this.
Speaker 2: Whoa damn.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I try to get like I try to get
Speaker 1: like a few for the fall, false winter, and then
Speaker 1: I'm just like monsters, like they're gonna get messed up.
Speaker 2: That's my problem is they get messed up, and then
Speaker 2: I feel embarrassed investing that much money again and in
Speaker 2: another round of them.
Speaker 1: But but that gets messed up. That's my issue everything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I gotta learn to take care of stuff too.
Speaker 1: Man. It's like sometimes the best shirts I have are
Speaker 1: just the shirts that have gone that long without me
Speaker 1: getting no grease on it, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's like it's not even a great shirt. It's just
Speaker 1: lasted four years. I'll be honest.
Speaker 2: I don't have a single white shirt that's made it
Speaker 2: a full like calendar year.
Speaker 1: Oh no, never white shirts. No, that's you plan on
Speaker 1: most going bad.
Speaker 2: But then there have been times where I've invested in
Speaker 2: like quality white shirts, you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, this is dope and it's got
Speaker 2: like a thing on it, or it's like the best
Speaker 2: cut of whatever I like. And then immediately I'm spilling
Speaker 2: on it. My kid is throwing up on it, and
Speaker 2: now I'm sweating through it all the bad things that
Speaker 2: could happen, and it's unwearable.
Speaker 1: If you see me wearing layers, no, it's because one
Speaker 1: of the layers has a grease stain on it.
Speaker 2: Straight up, you feel back that onion, it's greasy under there.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Man, it's like I've been thinking about it because
Speaker 1: I'm like thirty seven years old, and you realize it's like,
Speaker 1: if I have not figured out the mechanics of being
Speaker 1: fresh at this point, it's just not going to happen
Speaker 1: for me.
Speaker 2: It might not just being you, it might not being me.
Speaker 1: That's devastating. Why did I even try to get any money? Then?
Speaker 1: H h.
Speaker 2: This turned existential in a way that I'm not I'm
Speaker 2: not equipped to answer for you. I'm scared of what
Speaker 2: the answer could be, so so I'm gonna choose to
Speaker 2: to sit this one out. I think that's more you
Speaker 2: when the cameras are off. Question, all right, that's reasonable.
Speaker 2: We got we have an email.
Speaker 1: That shook me because I didn't think it was that
Speaker 1: deep until you worded it that way. Yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: It just it hit me hard maybe, and I I
Speaker 2: didn't know how to process it, so I ran from it.
Speaker 2: And I'm sorry to do that to you.
Speaker 1: It's okay, man, I don't have much else to do
Speaker 1: after this today. Anyways.
Speaker 2: We're calling upon you because we have we have new merch.
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Speaker 1: dad hat, the traditional logo in black and khaki. Then
Speaker 1: we have the enamel pen with an alien who has
Speaker 1: a koofie on it since my mama told me. And
Speaker 1: then we have t shirts that say proud little Mama,
Speaker 1: which is who you are.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can buy the merch now, go to my
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Speaker 2: we would love for you to get some if you
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Speaker 2: all the sweet stuff, so get it. We got an
Speaker 2: email from a person named Erica. Erica sent us an
Speaker 2: email with the subject line horny for Jesus, Horny for Jesus.
Speaker 2: How does that make you feel?
Speaker 1: Not horny? Not a horny.
Speaker 2: Jesus takes you out of it right away to me. Damn,
Speaker 2: that's unfortunate for him.
Speaker 1: But uh, I like Jesus.
Speaker 2: Okay, you're a fan, but just not horny for him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like. I like the I mean a lot
Speaker 1: of what's done in his name. I'm not but like
Speaker 1: the guy and what he said. Yeah, I'm into that.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna read this email, but I will
Speaker 2: say that that it it.
Speaker 1: Starts off nasty.
Speaker 2: I just want to flag it right away for you
Speaker 2: so that you don't think I've walked you into a
Speaker 2: weird trap. But Erica says high Lengthston and David, I'll
Speaker 2: keep this brief, since I know y'all don't like to
Speaker 2: read long letters, and it's unclear to me whether or
Speaker 2: not Bory can even read based on his previously espoused
Speaker 2: views surrounding adult literacy.
Speaker 1: First of all, I think it's fun, just because I
Speaker 1: think it's funny that other people can't read. Doesn't mean
Speaker 1: I can't read. This is a nasty way to start speaking. Honestly,
Speaker 1: it would be quite the opposite if I couldn't read.
Speaker 1: I've been taking really seriously advocate's funny because they can't
Speaker 1: and I can't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're like, no, some people need help.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but instead I can't read. But anyway, yeah,
Speaker 1: very mean, very.
Speaker 2: Very mean, right up top, Erica, Chill the fuck out.
Speaker 2: But they go on to say, in short, have you
Speaker 2: ever wondered whether the old ladies who fall out and
Speaker 2: speak tongues in church allah the ecstasy of Saint Teresa
Speaker 2: are actually just suppressed hoes past their prime? Like if
Speaker 2: they have done more hoeing in college or seasoned their
Speaker 2: palate with just a sprinkle more of hoeing during their twenties,
Speaker 2: they wouldn't be screaming for deliverance on the noleum floor
Speaker 2: every Sunday. Or perhaps if someone had actually brought them
Speaker 2: to seeing Kingdom come behind behind the Dennys in their youth,
Speaker 2: they wouldn't have been having violent ghost orgasms in front
Speaker 2: of small children on a weekly basis. Help us sist
Speaker 2: out and let me know what you think, I thank
Speaker 2: God every day I don't feel basic.
Speaker 1: Erica. That was a complicated sign off.
Speaker 2: It was really she was like, I'm gonna hitch you'
Speaker 2: all with a little bit of a crazy dismount, and
Speaker 2: I'm out.
Speaker 1: It is also if you're basic out there's nothing wrong
Speaker 1: with being basic.
Speaker 2: It's also fun because she says, I thank God every
Speaker 2: day I don't feel basic, and then she posts her
Speaker 2: LinkedIn at the bottom.
Speaker 1: All right, Erica, fair enough, Okay, so this is I'm confused. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is coming from the place that these people with
Speaker 1: women are coming. Is that the idea behind it.
Speaker 2: I think there's a suggestion of orgas in some of
Speaker 2: their behavior, but I don't think it's exclusively their coming.
Speaker 2: I think some of it seems to suggest they want
Speaker 2: for attention, that maybe they're not getting sexually and cannot
Speaker 2: get sexually, thus leading them to jump around it at church.
Speaker 1: Oh, because they feel like that is given. See that's
Speaker 1: I mean that feels it doesn't feel like the same
Speaker 1: thing to me, Like coming is not the same, Like
Speaker 1: even the attention you get via it seems different. I
Speaker 1: don't know, have you ever seen somebody kissing goes? I have.
Speaker 2: I don't like it, same same and I don't know
Speaker 2: if that's disrespectful, whatever it feels.
Speaker 1: As a kid, it scared me and as a man,
Speaker 1: I just don't like it.
Speaker 2: I don't believe it is that crazy to say I'm
Speaker 2: not buying it. I think, certainly, I believe in someone
Speaker 2: feeling a truth thrill about the things that they're experiencing
Speaker 2: and learning and community and all of that coming together
Speaker 2: to form a social a social interaction that can sometimes
Speaker 2: look strange to others. I'm cool with all of that
Speaker 2: being possible. But do I genuinely believe that like a
Speaker 2: spirit has taken over you and you are no longer
Speaker 2: present in your body.
Speaker 1: I do not.
Speaker 2: I think you know, you're being crazy in the church
Speaker 2: and you're just comfortable in this space and everybody's comfortable
Speaker 2: with you doing it.
Speaker 1: I have a hard time because I feel like the
Speaker 1: power belief is huge, right, So I believe there are
Speaker 1: some people who believe that that's happening. Do I think
Speaker 1: the Holy Spirit is taking them over? No? Do I
Speaker 1: think some people get so wrapped up in the whatever
Speaker 1: of it that they Yeah, I think some people believe
Speaker 1: that that's what's happening. Okay, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I think it's is that sochostomatic? Maybe not, but like,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I think some people can work themselves. It's
Speaker 1: not hard for me to believe people can work themselves
Speaker 1: into a frenzy, especially in like the way that like
Speaker 1: the way the only times I've ever seen it done
Speaker 1: and and full, I've only seen it. I've only seen
Speaker 1: it a couple of times, and then when I spent
Speaker 1: to Cyre Leon, I saw a bunch of times. But
Speaker 1: the way their church works is like, you know, people
Speaker 1: get built because it's always during the music and it's
Speaker 1: just people get built, so they work themselves into a frenzy,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1: So it's like, yeah, I understand it.
Speaker 2: I guess, Okay, maybe this is a good way for
Speaker 2: us to unpack it a little bit because I have
Speaker 2: experienced something.
Speaker 1: The closest I think.
Speaker 2: I've gotten to it is through sports, right, Like I
Speaker 2: have like been playing basketball at such an intense level
Speaker 2: with you know, a team that I find myself yelling
Speaker 2: out in rage or sort of like reacting in sort
Speaker 2: of like pure joyous whatever. But it's not my eyes
Speaker 2: rolling in the back of my head and me fucking
Speaker 2: grinding on the ground. It's it's just me sort of
Speaker 2: like letting out a sound an animal in me that
Speaker 2: I previously would have contained more effectively.
Speaker 1: Well, and you have to think though, when you're like
Speaker 1: doing something like playing basketball, that that does need more
Speaker 1: focus than what you know what I mean. So it's
Speaker 1: still more controlled. Now, imagine if you were that engaged
Speaker 1: with something, but you didn't need to focus to like
Speaker 1: get back on defense, right, like you could just follow
Speaker 1: that wherever it went, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So in that way, what you're describing is is
Speaker 2: almost like a true freedom of so yes, that it's
Speaker 2: it's like a true escape from the human body. It
Speaker 2: is just they are a shell at that point and
Speaker 2: allowing their form to just do whatever it pleases.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I think that I've had it, I guess
Speaker 1: with sports a little bit. I think I've had it
Speaker 1: more with like experiencing live performance kind of gets me
Speaker 1: on that level sometimes that's fair.
Speaker 2: I've definitely I've definitely felt it with like concerts, but
Speaker 2: I've also combined that with drugs. Yeah, and it's hard
Speaker 2: to know how much of that is my heart and
Speaker 2: how much of that is the molly. You know what
Speaker 2: I mean, like, what what's the difference.
Speaker 1: Like, I just I think I told you I just
Speaker 1: saw Conway the Machine because I'm thirty seven years old. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just saw Colway in the Machine at the same
Speaker 1: menu were playing That's Dope, Yeah, which is really wild. Yeah,
Speaker 1: life is crazy. Come see us at Savante's Ballroom and
Speaker 1: I ate mushrooms. But like there was a moment where
Speaker 1: he was so because he's if you get the chance,
Speaker 1: go see him, he's like he's a very great performer. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and which is fun because you know a lot of
Speaker 1: rappers aren't like rappers specifically, a lot of them aren't
Speaker 1: and don't care about the live show. But bro, I.
Speaker 2: I had to walk out on the Migos because it
Speaker 2: was just like, oh, come on boys, this.
Speaker 1: Right right, right right, And I think that's happened more.
Speaker 1: It's why I don't really like going to rap shows.
Speaker 1: To me, like I've been upset more times than I've
Speaker 1: been like this is great, but bro, when he and
Speaker 1: like his show, the lead up was so fucking long,
Speaker 1: but by the time when he got into it and
Speaker 1: he was hitting his ship and like, granted I did
Speaker 1: take mushrooms, but like there was like ten minutes there
Speaker 1: where I was like, this is the best thing I've
Speaker 1: ever seen. This man is amazing. Like I was afraid
Speaker 1: to dance because I didn't know what was gonna come out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but but even that, what you're describing still has
Speaker 2: the control to say I fear letting myself loose.
Speaker 1: But that's because I was. But but that's because I
Speaker 1: wasn't in the parameters of religion, Like I wasn't in
Speaker 1: a situation where that would be like haralded. Is like
Speaker 1: like if I started doing whatever my body felt like
Speaker 1: niggas in the Conway Show weren't gonna be like, Oh,
Speaker 1: he's really loves Conway. Now that's the tru.
Speaker 2: Clear someome space. I think my man got the spirit
Speaker 2: that Conway the machine space.
Speaker 1: Which, by the way, I don't even know the words.
Speaker 1: I truly just went because a friend of a friend.
Speaker 2: Was growing, Yeah, you said you were going out. I
Speaker 2: was like, that's not my God, I don't I don't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. I know sprayed ady the baby
Speaker 1: I woke up. I don't know most of the words.
Speaker 1: But the point is like I felt like I could
Speaker 1: have got there, and it's just like it feels like
Speaker 1: within religion, it's like, if that is rewarded, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It doesn't seem crazy to me to see how people
Speaker 1: could get there. I guess where.
Speaker 2: And you know, some of this would require a brighter
Speaker 2: mind than either of us has. But I guess the
Speaker 2: question of that being something socialized versus truly spiritual is
Speaker 2: still it still lingers for me, right that like what
Speaker 2: you're describing, Yes, the feelings are raw and can be
Speaker 2: raw if you're encouraged in a space to allow them
Speaker 2: to be their raws. And where better to have that
Speaker 2: happen than church? But that doesn't necessarily mean that a
Speaker 2: spiritual thing has happened to you. It just means that
Speaker 2: you're surrounded by your best friends and people who are
Speaker 2: going to not be horrified by your choice to start,
Speaker 2: you know, A quick stepping in, why is that? I
Speaker 2: don't know. I think that's the big question, right, Is
Speaker 2: that is that God? Or is that just humanity doing
Speaker 2: what human does?
Speaker 1: I mean, here's where we get complicated, right, because it's like,
Speaker 1: what is God? Do you write? What is finding God? Mean?
Speaker 2: Oh? Man? Should we should we ask? I don't want
Speaker 2: to those questions where it's like I don't know what
Speaker 2: we're making the show into if I asked you, But yeah,
Speaker 2: I am curious.
Speaker 1: Now what what is?
Speaker 2: What does God mean to you?
Speaker 1: What do you I I wrestled a lot with this
Speaker 1: over over pandemic. I mean, I think it's whatever higher
Speaker 1: purpose you can find to serve is the is the God.
Speaker 1: And I think that. I think a lot of times
Speaker 1: it's really easier to pick one because it makes it
Speaker 1: so linear in that, you know what I mean, It's
Speaker 1: like I have Jesus, like I have this direction and
Speaker 1: it can get me there. But I mean a lot
Speaker 1: of it to me is creating. Is being able to
Speaker 1: create is like is like that. But that's just me,
Speaker 1: and I'm you know what I mean. I can't speak
Speaker 1: for other people or anything like anything else like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I think it's I think God is
Speaker 2: joy like. I think it's just genuine pleasure, not connected
Speaker 2: to any other biases or weird sort of like influence.
Speaker 2: It just is peer like this brings me pleasure for
Speaker 2: a person.
Speaker 1: So I mean, so then to take that definition and
Speaker 1: to put all skepticism out of it, is that not
Speaker 1: what's happening with this? Maybe maybe it is to not
Speaker 1: be a cynic to just be like, yeah, no, I.
Speaker 2: Think maybe there's something to this just being pure joy
Speaker 2: expressed in a in a long skirt.
Speaker 1: Right, because I think that, like I think that like
Speaker 1: whatever whatever brought you there, it's kind of like it's
Speaker 1: kind of like you're there now. I don't I don't
Speaker 1: think whatever vehicle got you there and whatever happens afterwards.
Speaker 1: I think there is a level of like you're there now,
Speaker 1: and if if something got you to that place, then
Speaker 1: I think it is a spiritual experience because I feel
Speaker 1: like I've had spiritual experiences doing things that you wouldn't
Speaker 1: particularly call spiritual. Like I have that joke about it
Speaker 1: in my special that you guys should buy available on
Speaker 1: patreon dot com. Uh, you know, you gotta plug baby.
Speaker 1: But like when I was walking looking at all that
Speaker 1: stuff and that was not on drugs, that was just
Speaker 1: me being in France, I took in a bunch of
Speaker 1: stuff at the same time and was overwhelming and I
Speaker 1: started crying because it made me think of back to
Speaker 1: that idea of creation, that that like this place had
Speaker 1: been created and these things had been created, and this
Speaker 1: music had been created and to some degree, however you
Speaker 1: believe it happened, the earth and the ocean and all
Speaker 1: these things had been created, and I took all that
Speaker 1: and at the same time and I started crying, and
Speaker 1: that to me is a spiritual experience, and that was
Speaker 1: like without drugs or anything like that. So like, but
Speaker 1: I feel like also right now we're talking about whether
Speaker 1: or not we think people actually get the Holy Ghost.
Speaker 1: She's saying that she thinks these are hosts.
Speaker 2: Well, well before we run from this, because I do
Speaker 2: think you made a valid point that maybe some of
Speaker 2: my reaction to the possibility of the Holy Ghost existence
Speaker 2: is more a judgment of the socializing around the Holy Ghost.
Speaker 2: That like I'm more I'm more or finding problems in
Speaker 2: sort of Christian church behavior than i am actually questioning
Speaker 2: the reality of this spiritual connection movement inside of a
Speaker 2: human being. And so yeah, I think to your point,
Speaker 2: maybe it is just cynicism that keeps me from believe
Speaker 2: or was keeping me from believing, that these are real
Speaker 2: feelings that these people are having. That said, we should
Speaker 2: take a break and when we come back, because you
Speaker 2: made the point she ain't just talking about the reality
Speaker 2: of the Holy Ghost. She's asking whether or not these
Speaker 2: old ladies as hoes and that's something else entirely.
Speaker 1: So I think what we'll do.
Speaker 2: We'll take a break and when we come back, we're
Speaker 2: gonna find out if these old holy ghosts hoes are
Speaker 2: in fact hose at all. Okay more, David more, Langston more.
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Speaker 1: We are back discussing God, how you find them and
Speaker 1: whether or not these old bitches homing.
Speaker 2: Can I can I just say before we get into
Speaker 2: that that I've never until now when you've played that clip,
Speaker 2: I've never heard the interviewers. Yeah, after he says not
Speaker 2: at all, and it's really nice, Yeah, because she really
Speaker 2: believes him. When he says no, not at all, she goes, yeah,
Speaker 2: and look at my dog. He's black as can be,
Speaker 2: and she's like, bitch, you got got.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: It's so nice, really believed in him, And maybe that's
Speaker 2: the cynicism that I need to shed. That's similar to
Speaker 2: these church ladies. More people are just pursuing what brings
Speaker 2: them joy and what feels good, what is correct in
Speaker 2: their bodies than just you know, secret manipulation whatever.
Speaker 1: Brother, it's a tough line to walk because the cynicism
Speaker 1: keeps you safe. It does, That's how I That's how
Speaker 1: I felt. But then it's also like safety ain't guaranteed.
Speaker 1: You got it kind of like you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Yeah, safety isn't guaranteed. And cynicism is is uh, sort
Speaker 2: of It's not the thief of joy, but it certainly
Speaker 2: is is like a big ass offensive lineman for joy,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Close. I think it's a close second to comparison, Like
Speaker 1: I think that it and it creates a distance between
Speaker 1: you and experience. That's what I found personally, is like
Speaker 1: that's when citicism has really been bad. It's like I'm
Speaker 1: cynical about some something and then it has me almost
Speaker 1: like doubting or second guesting and like a feeling that
Speaker 1: I felt, you know what I mean, because of cynicism.
Speaker 1: So it's like it is dangerous within that yeah, you.
Speaker 2: And you know, conspiracy theory in some ways, uh, sort
Speaker 2: of plays a similarly difficult line in my head where
Speaker 2: it's like a few of the things that I've negotiated
Speaker 2: with as a conspirator have then made me question things
Speaker 2: that I genuinely believe in, and that doesn't feel good,
Speaker 2: do you know what I mean? Like afterwards, you you
Speaker 2: don't feel like a good person. And I think that
Speaker 2: maybe in some ways might make us at least wreck
Speaker 2: empathetic to the ways that like some of like the
Speaker 2: right wing fucking psychopaths that that we're watching today kind
Speaker 2: of how they find themselves in that space where it's
Speaker 2: like you dive so deep into a thought that you
Speaker 2: then question everything and it's hard to walk yourself back
Speaker 2: from that. It's not some deeply embedded racism, as it
Speaker 2: is like, well, too many things became true for you
Speaker 2: too fast, and now you don't know how to to
Speaker 2: not be a little bit of a bigot, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean?
Speaker 1: Right right, right, right right, And just the thing about cynicism,
Speaker 1: I think for me, it's like, well, I'm not that smart.
Speaker 1: That's that's how I can kind of combat it personally.
Speaker 1: It's like I'm not smart enough to know this much
Speaker 1: about to feel these things, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Yeah, listen, Erica said some nasty things, but I don't read.
Speaker 1: So and I do and I can about that about that,
Speaker 1: I'm not.
Speaker 2: I'll have a lot of proof to, you know, to
Speaker 2: swat this these accusations away. So like, yeah, I think
Speaker 2: at the end of the day, it is, yeah, cynicism
Speaker 2: isn't great, and maybe these ladies are for real feeling something.
Speaker 1: But also some reason I was lying, That's the thing,
Speaker 1: because like that was where I was gonna go with it,
Speaker 1: it's like, okay, yeah, hard swing the other way. I
Speaker 1: get it. Maybe I should have relaxed, But like there
Speaker 1: is like a level, especially within church, of things being
Speaker 1: performative and of people wanting to seem closer to God
Speaker 1: and there being like it's all, we're still humans. It's
Speaker 1: still the same type of interactions as everything else.
Speaker 2: Right, that we and that's what makes me again, that's
Speaker 2: the cynicism, right, is like I know what it feels
Speaker 2: like to have the attention of an audience, and I
Speaker 2: know that that euphoria for me is maybe the greatest
Speaker 2: feeling that I know how to access on a consistent
Speaker 2: basis that next to doing hard drugs, it is as
Speaker 2: close to like truly like a fucking heaven like feeling
Speaker 2: in my brain. Right, And so I also know that
Speaker 2: if you are the type of person that desires that
Speaker 2: but didn't find stand up comedy or didn't find performance
Speaker 2: in some other capacity, maybe you get that every week
Speaker 2: by you know, losing your shit at church and everybody's
Speaker 2: staring at you and being like, damn, she's really connected
Speaker 2: with God or he's really connected with God.
Speaker 1: Exactly because you also know how easily corruptible it is
Speaker 1: it's so I get it. To do the wrong like,
Speaker 1: don't get me wrong, we talked all the shit about
Speaker 1: like comedy we think is stupid or lazy or whatever.
Speaker 1: To do the wrong thing to get that feeling is
Speaker 1: completely understandable.
Speaker 2: I've never related with anything more. The vile things that
Speaker 2: I've said in front of audience is that I do
Speaker 2: not believe and would not say in any other part
Speaker 2: of my life.
Speaker 1: Never in private conversation. No, I wouldn't say that.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't speak to you that way.
Speaker 1: If you, if you ever just talked to me as
Speaker 1: a person I am by no means of provocate to it.
Speaker 1: I kind of hate them. Yeah, it's not that's not
Speaker 1: who I am. It's not who I I seem want
Speaker 1: to be, you know what I mean. But but you
Speaker 1: give me a microphone, and I'm a psychopath pretty quick,
Speaker 1: pretty real, pretty quick. So you know.
Speaker 2: Now here's where I think the whole element comes in.
Speaker 1: Because now if I having because I just want to say,
Speaker 1: I now that we talked about it in terms of
Speaker 1: stand up comedy, I understand it a lot better because
Speaker 1: if I was fucking as much as I would have
Speaker 1: liked to have been, I don't think I would have
Speaker 1: needed that. Yeah, I don't. I don't if I was
Speaker 1: killing it, I don't. I don't think. I don't think
Speaker 1: I would. I don't think that.
Speaker 5: So in so, Ma, and let's flip it too, imagine
Speaker 5: if you were the type of dude, because I know
Speaker 5: that you weren't, but imagine you were the type of
Speaker 5: dude that got into stand.
Speaker 2: Up specifically for the pussy, right, which we know those
Speaker 2: types of comics too, who like truly just did this
Speaker 2: because they were like, I think I get a fair
Speaker 2: amount of pussy off of this, and that's just gonna
Speaker 2: be my move. And I bet there are some church
Speaker 2: ladies who are just like I want a man, and
Speaker 2: I want the men in here to notice me, or
Speaker 2: vice versa, men in there being like I want a lady,
Speaker 2: I want the ladies. The church ladies ain't here to
Speaker 2: notice me. Ain't no better way of getting noticed than
Speaker 2: doing the Homer Simpson dance on the ground.
Speaker 1: Man, what you're saying is church is God's open mind.
Speaker 1: Come on, yo, let's go Okay, okay, now this is
Speaker 1: getting now I understand.
Speaker 2: Now, Now come on, that's what these ladies are up to.
Speaker 1: I get.
Speaker 4: I want you to know this. If your prayers include
Speaker 4: me to stop drinking, stop smoking, and stop having fun
Speaker 4: and stop.
Speaker 1: Watching these little bitchespop the ass.
Speaker 4: If your prayers include any of those things, They're not
Speaker 4: gonna work because I'm rejecting them all. And I will
Speaker 4: be continuing in my saying we can ask motherfucker wage.
Speaker 1: I get it that the way you want to put man,
Speaker 1: I I when I look at the whole scope on it,
Speaker 1: this is one I turned around because I came into this.
Speaker 1: I thought I thought this e mail was dumb initially,
Speaker 1: and then.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you rejected it immediately.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like, that's fucking stupid. But you do
Speaker 1: wonder how these people receive that attention because it is
Speaker 1: an attention no matter what. That's like, it's high stakes
Speaker 1: right to do that, to do that, and it's probably exciting.
Speaker 1: It's probably very exciting, bro. The fucking like, Yo, what
Speaker 1: if we find out that that feels better than killing?
Speaker 6: What what if you found out? What if what if
Speaker 6: you went to church on Sunday and you found out
Speaker 6: that catching the gut feels better to you than killing
Speaker 6: a stand up set? Does that change the trajectory of
Speaker 6: your life?
Speaker 2: I think it would have to, and and that terrifies me.
Speaker 1: I don't want to know. I don't want to.
Speaker 2: I don't want that. I don't want to feel that,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Like that, what if if
Speaker 2: it's like the same level that like Michael Jackson felt
Speaker 2: when he revealed the Moonwalk.
Speaker 1: Man, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Like the amount of fucking blood that had to have
Speaker 2: touched every inch of his body vein after that had
Speaker 2: to be crazy. Yeah, his heart probably almost exploded from
Speaker 2: the euphoria that that had to feel.
Speaker 1: Like, Oh man, I worry about that. If I find
Speaker 1: it with anything, I don't know how you go back. No,
Speaker 1: Like that's why I don't want to have a kid
Speaker 1: that was kidd No.
Speaker 2: But I think it's the reason Eddie Murphy to some
Speaker 2: extent can't do stand up anymore. Right, is like you
Speaker 2: quit comedy at twenty seven years old. I think because
Speaker 2: you had reached such a height where like you couldn't
Speaker 2: even do setups without people laughing like they you weren't
Speaker 2: even able to get through bits because people loved you
Speaker 2: that much. So whatever that first high was of stand
Speaker 2: up comedy will never be replicated. Thus you have to
Speaker 2: walk away from it. Forever, because it's just you're you're
Speaker 2: chasing a ghost.
Speaker 1: Tell you what champagne problems. I can't wait because now
Speaker 1: every antagonistic I feel like we are in a fight.
Speaker 2: That's just new material. You just walking through some new bits.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so many like an hour.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you haven't figured out how to make them sweet
Speaker 2: and palatable yet.
Speaker 1: I'm there with you, brother man. Shout out to everybody
Speaker 1: who came to Dallas. So I mean, I guess, I
Speaker 1: guess ultimately that means where I stand on this, I
Speaker 1: think that's a very good possibility. I think I think
Speaker 1: that's a real possibility that like, yeah, had these ladies,
Speaker 1: had these ladies received that attention, maybe they wouldn't have
Speaker 1: done that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's fair.
Speaker 1: I think some people are also vacuous and that there's
Speaker 1: no feeling for the hole, and that they could have
Speaker 1: been hoes and holy ghosts.
Speaker 2: Now here's what I'll say is, I do think it's
Speaker 2: a little reductive to make the hole that they needed
Speaker 2: feel sexual. I think that there's a multitude of holes
Speaker 2: or or fillers for the hole rather that they needed,
Speaker 2: and maybe it was sexual for a lot of them.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's a type of attention that we're talking about
Speaker 2: with stand up. Maybe it's as simple as sort of
Speaker 2: like having close friends or like a community, like the
Speaker 2: genuine like connection with with another human that they haven't
Speaker 2: found yet.
Speaker 1: I would I would lean to that more than the
Speaker 1: sexual aspect of it. I think sometimes it's like, if
Speaker 1: you're not getting it, sex is really important. But other
Speaker 1: than that, I think sometimes maybe we're a little too
Speaker 1: like it's not dying, you know what I mean. I
Speaker 1: don't think it's that. I don't think it's that big
Speaker 1: of a drive. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: The only people who are really like made or or
Speaker 2: make or break with sex are the ones who cannot
Speaker 2: get it at all, right, right, right, and then it
Speaker 2: becomes like truly damaging.
Speaker 1: Well then I mean, I guess I know people who
Speaker 1: can get it at will.
Speaker 2: But then they those people turn into cycles. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's true. They they make a different kind of turn.
Speaker 2: I think I'm thinking more of the people who like
Speaker 2: truly cannot because that's they their turn become their psycho
Speaker 2: turpe and doesn't often become as like public as it
Speaker 2: becomes like uh, sinister person to person, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean, Like where you're just like I'll I'll ruin
Speaker 2: this individual's life because I've gotten so much pussy. Nothing
Speaker 2: means anything to.
Speaker 1: Me once again, Champagne problems.
Speaker 2: Yeah, show would like to feel that one day yet
Speaker 2: fingers crossed. Uh, I think I think this feels like
Speaker 2: we did it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it feels like a good stopping point for this.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Erica, to your question, do we think that they
Speaker 2: these church ladies were were hose in a former life
Speaker 2: or hose unrequited hose Maybe it's the best way to
Speaker 2: put it. Uh, Yes, I think we do believe that,
Speaker 2: But we also think that hose can be hose for
Speaker 2: all kinds of reasons, not just for the PP.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they might not just want Dick. They just might
Speaker 1: want community. That's a love community.
Speaker 2: Community and community Dick. They love them both, and so
Speaker 2: uh yeah, tell tell them ladies, Tell them ladies to
Speaker 2: chill out, and maybe you'll take them to Denny's afterwards
Speaker 2: or something, and that'll make them feel as ghosted out
Speaker 2: as they pretend.
Speaker 1: Man, I bet you that. I bet you that brunch
Speaker 1: after you caught the Holy Ghost bad He's so delicious,
Speaker 1: Like you know what I'm saying. If you really went
Speaker 1: for it like you were on the ground screaming like
Speaker 1: a workout. Oh, I bet you that church potluck is
Speaker 1: so good.
Speaker 2: Because you're malnourished. Yeah, you need electrolyte. Stat you're down
Speaker 2: in the church basements and drinking mountain dewing. You're like, yeah, damn,
Speaker 2: this is it.
Speaker 1: Sister Rochelle. This cobbler is amazing. That is and that
Speaker 1: is a meal I would like to eat. I would
Speaker 1: love to taste the post holy go Oh man, I
Speaker 1: bet it's a post holy ghost cobbler. Yeah, I bet
Speaker 1: it's amazing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's probably it's.
Speaker 1: Righteous combler, righteous desert.
Speaker 2: God gifted you that cobbler as like, uh, as a
Speaker 2: thank you for what you just did, And that's gotta
Speaker 2: fucking taste the best.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that reminds me it's peach. It's some peaches.
Speaker 2: Okay, get yourself some peaches house over here. But I'm yeah, yep,
Speaker 2: big stone fruit in general, more than I remember all
Speaker 2: year round, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: That?
Speaker 2: Like sometimes I'll like skip over that section being like whatever,
Speaker 2: But like then you have a good ass peach or
Speaker 2: a good ass nectarine, and you're like, well, this is
Speaker 2: the best fruit, Like this is the the one if
Speaker 2: you really let it be. But you don't really be
Speaker 2: letting it be because they're not always in season, or
Speaker 2: you don't feel like I'm gonna pick them and ship.
Speaker 1: See, I love I've been going apple crazy lately.
Speaker 2: I've never been an apple guy.
Speaker 1: Really, you know, different strokes, different strokes.
Speaker 2: I'm a mango man first, really, See have.
Speaker 1: You ever had a tropical mango?
Speaker 2: Though I don't. I've had them in a tropical environment.
Speaker 1: Like within the tropics, like a truly fresh mango. Yep.
Speaker 1: And you can still come back and eat these.
Speaker 2: I try my best every day, man, I try to.
Speaker 2: We're talking about comparison being the enemy of joy. I
Speaker 2: don't do that.
Speaker 1: This is a good man.
Speaker 2: Go today. Yesterday was a bad one. We got tomorrow's
Speaker 2: another day.
Speaker 1: That's reasonable. That's reasonable.
Speaker 2: Now to your point, apples way less prediction. They they
Speaker 2: are consistent. They're often exactly what you asked them to be.
Speaker 2: You don't have to wonder what an apple is going
Speaker 2: to be like candy man.
Speaker 1: It's crazy man, all right, Erica.
Speaker 2: I hope this answers your question. And uh, and we
Speaker 2: pray for you, Erica, We we we hear the podcast.
Speaker 2: Pray that that number one you work on your attitude.
Speaker 2: We've got a nasty little personality on you that that
Speaker 2: Frankly I don't appreciate it, nor does David. But we
Speaker 2: also pray for your your salvation. We hope you get some.
Speaker 1: Oh a little penis.
Speaker 2: Finally helps crack the colord on Old Erica.
Speaker 1: So maybe you stay off the floor at the Assemblies
Speaker 1: of God and save some of that, some of that
Speaker 1: post ghost Cobbler for the rest of these ladies.
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