1 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:17,000 Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse 2 00:00:17,239 --> 00:00:22,000 Speaker 1: Kelly Show, Final hour, The Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday. 3 00:00:22,040 --> 00:00:24,440 Speaker 1: I can't even tell you how much I missed you yesterday. 4 00:00:24,520 --> 00:00:27,960 Speaker 1: So we're gonna touch on a few things entertainment this hour. 5 00:00:28,400 --> 00:00:32,479 Speaker 1: Australia is a horrific place annoying people in your life. 6 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:36,320 Speaker 1: I'll do a couple other Trump Iraan things here in 7 00:00:36,360 --> 00:00:39,000 Speaker 1: the opening, because you have questions about it in your emails. 8 00:00:39,320 --> 00:00:41,440 Speaker 1: Oh that and so much more coming up in the 9 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:46,240 Speaker 1: final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show. Now I'm gonna 10 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:50,159 Speaker 1: touch on this. Jesse. I know you always say Trump 11 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:52,960 Speaker 1: is just the first. That's right. I always say Trump 12 00:00:53,040 --> 00:00:57,800 Speaker 1: is the first system disruptor. People are always Trump fails 13 00:00:57,840 --> 00:01:01,760 Speaker 1: at this and fails at that. He doesn't do this. Okay, 14 00:01:01,760 --> 00:01:04,959 Speaker 1: that's fair, But he's the first. The ones who come 15 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:09,560 Speaker 1: after will be meaner, smarter, they'll go further. The first 16 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:12,240 Speaker 1: system disruptor doesn't know what he doesn't know, so he 17 00:01:12,280 --> 00:01:14,880 Speaker 1: gets attacked a million different ways with things he doesn't 18 00:01:14,880 --> 00:01:16,720 Speaker 1: see coming. The next one will learn, and then the 19 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:20,200 Speaker 1: next one will learn. Anyway, let's be honest. This guy 20 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:25,120 Speaker 1: says his domestic legacy isn't great. His Supreme Court picks 21 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:28,000 Speaker 1: are not good, and that's being kind. There are more 22 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:31,720 Speaker 1: legals now than when he started ten years ago. Well, 23 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:34,360 Speaker 1: hold on, Joe Biden brought in twenty million after they 24 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:37,959 Speaker 1: stole an election, precisely way back to this guy's think. 25 00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:41,600 Speaker 1: Precisely zero of his executive orders have been codified through 26 00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:44,440 Speaker 1: Congress and they'll be undone day one of the next 27 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:49,000 Speaker 1: dem president, just as Biden did. The debt is significantly higher, 28 00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:52,600 Speaker 1: so on and so forth. Is he now just shifting 29 00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:58,720 Speaker 1: towards an international legacy? First Venezuela, now Iran. Today's talking 30 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:00,640 Speaker 1: about how he wants to do cube next, so on 31 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:03,480 Speaker 1: and so forth. It's not what the country voted for. 32 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:08,120 Speaker 1: But could this be his thought process? All right, let's 33 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:11,720 Speaker 1: approach this a couple different ways. Because I'm not inside 34 00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:16,040 Speaker 1: Trump's mind and we don't speak publicly. Let's let's approach 35 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:21,239 Speaker 1: this positively first. And I tend to believe this one 36 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:23,280 Speaker 1: and not the negative one. We'll get to. But let's 37 00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:29,120 Speaker 1: approach this positively. The president does have to walk and 38 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:32,960 Speaker 1: chew gum at the same time. A lot of people, 39 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:38,360 Speaker 1: if they're employees, maybe you're an employee. Most people spend 40 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:41,239 Speaker 1: most of their lives being an employee and never an 41 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:45,320 Speaker 1: employer or even not necessarily a business owner, a manager 42 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:49,800 Speaker 1: of some kind an employer. And because the manager, because 43 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:52,959 Speaker 1: the owner has a better office, drives an icer car, 44 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:58,080 Speaker 1: has better Khakis has an ice machine, you probably think 45 00:02:58,440 --> 00:03:01,360 Speaker 1: that his life is easier. It's very common to think 46 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:06,160 Speaker 1: that way. He's the superintendent. He's in his truck all 47 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:09,600 Speaker 1: day long, smoking cigarettes. I'm down here in the ditch 48 00:03:09,639 --> 00:03:13,200 Speaker 1: with a shovel in my hands. He's got things easier. 49 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:19,760 Speaker 1: And in certain ways, yes, you could say yes, physically, 50 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:24,680 Speaker 1: he probably does. The construction superintendent does have an easier 51 00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:28,559 Speaker 1: life than the guy in the ditch, no question physically. 52 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:32,880 Speaker 1: But you see, as you get promoted in life, and 53 00:03:32,919 --> 00:03:36,119 Speaker 1: I've been in the lowest of the lows, you see 54 00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:40,360 Speaker 1: as you get promoted in life that there are just 55 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:42,760 Speaker 1: so many things you have to deal with from so 56 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:48,000 Speaker 1: many different angles as you rise and get promoted through 57 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:51,760 Speaker 1: any organization, so many things that people who aren't in 58 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:56,480 Speaker 1: that position don't realize you have to deal with. Now, 59 00:03:57,480 --> 00:04:01,200 Speaker 1: multiply that by about a billion, and that's President of 60 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:06,360 Speaker 1: the United States of America. I'm in America only type gui. 61 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:08,640 Speaker 1: I don't know that I would say only, but I'm 62 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:10,880 Speaker 1: pretty close to America only. I really care about him, 63 00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:13,280 Speaker 1: Chris as that's what I am. I just care about America. 64 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:15,920 Speaker 1: I care about you. I care about the American citizen, 65 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:19,400 Speaker 1: my country. I really don't stress about Canada or Mexico 66 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:22,000 Speaker 1: or Israel or Germany or the UK or anywhere else. 67 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:26,279 Speaker 1: Don't give a crap. I care about America. The President 68 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:28,839 Speaker 1: of the United States of America is not only the 69 00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:33,599 Speaker 1: most powerful person in the world. America, whether you like 70 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:37,919 Speaker 1: this or not, does have a huge say in what 71 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:42,359 Speaker 1: happens in the rest of the world. And as president 72 00:04:42,520 --> 00:04:48,279 Speaker 1: of the United States of America, you can't be me, 73 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:51,640 Speaker 1: even me. I just told you what I think. You 74 00:04:51,640 --> 00:04:54,320 Speaker 1: already know that you listen to the show. Even if 75 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:56,480 Speaker 1: I you put me in the White House tomorrow, I'll 76 00:04:56,520 --> 00:04:58,279 Speaker 1: never be elected. Don't worry. You put me in the 77 00:04:58,279 --> 00:05:02,120 Speaker 1: White House tomorrow, you just teleport me into there. I 78 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:04,359 Speaker 1: would have to go to the UN and give speeches. 79 00:05:04,839 --> 00:05:07,440 Speaker 1: I would have to deal with foreign leaders about trade 80 00:05:07,480 --> 00:05:10,800 Speaker 1: agreements here and military agreements here, and this treaty and 81 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:17,240 Speaker 1: that treaty. That's part of the job. Donald Trump as 82 00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:22,200 Speaker 1: president of the United States of America. He doesn't get 83 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:28,159 Speaker 1: to just focus domestically because he's president of the United 84 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:34,720 Speaker 1: States of America. Now that said, let's give the negative 85 00:05:34,800 --> 00:05:40,440 Speaker 1: aspect of this. As Americans have been drowning in inflation 86 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:44,800 Speaker 1: for five, six, seven years, they've watched their standard of 87 00:05:44,839 --> 00:05:48,560 Speaker 1: living go down. Their kids. We now have fifty percent 88 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:52,080 Speaker 1: of college graduates can't find a job, their kids can't 89 00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:55,520 Speaker 1: find a job, they're moving back home. The American citizen 90 00:05:55,560 --> 00:05:59,120 Speaker 1: has watched his country be overrun with inflation and foreigners, 91 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:03,640 Speaker 1: and he's more domestic focus than he's been in decades 92 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:07,279 Speaker 1: in this country. That's just the general American public. As 93 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:10,840 Speaker 1: things get worse at home, they care less and less 94 00:06:10,880 --> 00:06:16,080 Speaker 1: about things abroad. What that means for the American president is, 95 00:06:17,279 --> 00:06:22,120 Speaker 1: as you deal with foreign matters, wherever those foreign matters 96 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:26,440 Speaker 1: may be, you've got to make it quick. You've got 97 00:06:26,440 --> 00:06:30,279 Speaker 1: to make it fairly painless. And if it can't be 98 00:06:30,440 --> 00:06:34,400 Speaker 1: over in twenty four hours, like Venezuela twenty four hours, 99 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:37,120 Speaker 1: big deal. We loved it. Haha, great story we left. 100 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:40,279 Speaker 1: If you can't wrap it up quick on foreign soil, 101 00:06:41,480 --> 00:06:45,359 Speaker 1: you better find a way to get the masses to 102 00:06:45,440 --> 00:06:48,640 Speaker 1: buy in, not just the hardcore Trump supporters, not just you. 103 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:53,159 Speaker 1: That doesn't work. The masses have to buy in on 104 00:06:53,440 --> 00:06:57,640 Speaker 1: why we're still doing whatever we're doing overseas. This is 105 00:06:57,640 --> 00:07:01,960 Speaker 1: why Russia Ukraine. It evaporates so quickly for both parties 106 00:07:01,960 --> 00:07:04,920 Speaker 1: as both parties told you to be all in. No 107 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:09,080 Speaker 1: matter how hard they tried, they never got Normy guy 108 00:07:09,320 --> 00:07:12,080 Speaker 1: working his second shift to give a crap about it. 109 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:17,080 Speaker 1: He doesn't care. Normy doesn't care about then. 110 00:07:17,080 --> 00:07:21,640 Speaker 2: In my opinion, based on what Steve and Jared and 111 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:25,440 Speaker 2: Pete and others were telling me, Marco so involved that 112 00:07:25,560 --> 00:07:27,360 Speaker 2: I thought that they were going to attack us. I 113 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:30,080 Speaker 2: thought they would if we didn't do this. At the 114 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:31,680 Speaker 2: time we did it, I think they had in mind 115 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:32,400 Speaker 2: to attack us. 116 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:41,440 Speaker 1: And he needs to get out because right now, Normy voters, 117 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:47,600 Speaker 1: not Republicans, but the independent voters in every poll they 118 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:52,720 Speaker 1: view Iran honestly, and Venezuela and other things. They view 119 00:07:52,760 --> 00:07:58,880 Speaker 1: it as completely Trump's choice. You chose to do it, 120 00:07:59,640 --> 00:08:02,600 Speaker 1: and you can keep saying we were forced to, we 121 00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:05,880 Speaker 1: had to, they were about to attack, and as I've said, 122 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:08,240 Speaker 1: I'll never know the truth of that, neither will you. 123 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:10,920 Speaker 1: Let's take him at his word if you want to 124 00:08:11,280 --> 00:08:16,080 Speaker 1: or don't. I don't care even if that's true. You're 125 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:19,440 Speaker 1: sitting at home, can't afford to fill up your truck 126 00:08:19,440 --> 00:08:22,600 Speaker 1: with diesel. You're on your way to your second shift. 127 00:08:23,440 --> 00:08:26,000 Speaker 1: Your wife's now looking for part time work to try 128 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:33,920 Speaker 1: to make ends meet. You don't care about Iran and 129 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:39,520 Speaker 1: Donald Trump and every American president going forward, Democrat or Republican, 130 00:08:40,840 --> 00:08:43,520 Speaker 1: they're going to have to be much more careful on 131 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:50,080 Speaker 1: foreign matters than presidents previously. As the things at home 132 00:08:50,320 --> 00:08:56,160 Speaker 1: get worse, as things domestically get worse, the citizens of 133 00:08:56,240 --> 00:08:59,800 Speaker 1: any nation will care less and less about what's going 134 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:04,160 Speaker 1: on on anywhere else. You know, right now in Sudan, 135 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:07,560 Speaker 1: Christians are being slaughtered. Did you know that there's a 136 00:09:07,559 --> 00:09:11,600 Speaker 1: genocide of Christians in Sudan? The Muslims. Surprise, surprise, they're 137 00:09:11,640 --> 00:09:16,079 Speaker 1: slaughtering the Christians in Sudan. What, Chris, surprise, surprise, the 138 00:09:16,160 --> 00:09:20,240 Speaker 1: Muslims are killing people in Sudan. When's the last time 139 00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:22,400 Speaker 1: you talked to a single normy in your life who 140 00:09:22,440 --> 00:09:26,720 Speaker 1: even knows it's happening? Let alone brought it up? Chris said, 141 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:29,760 Speaker 1: maybe one. I don't know of one. They don't care. 142 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:34,400 Speaker 1: They don't care because I can't afford eggs, I can't 143 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:38,560 Speaker 1: afford gas, I can't afford that. The American people don't 144 00:09:38,679 --> 00:09:42,760 Speaker 1: care about foreign affairs because the American people are human, 145 00:09:42,920 --> 00:09:46,760 Speaker 1: just like everyone else. When life at home is getting worse, 146 00:09:47,160 --> 00:09:51,320 Speaker 1: you don't care about the country thousands of miles away. 147 00:09:51,520 --> 00:09:56,920 Speaker 1: You just don't. You care a lot that the local 148 00:09:57,040 --> 00:10:00,440 Speaker 1: small business, the diner you've always gone to, that they 149 00:10:00,520 --> 00:10:03,440 Speaker 1: might go out of business when you're doing really well 150 00:10:03,480 --> 00:10:06,080 Speaker 1: at home and you can afford to eat out. When 151 00:10:06,120 --> 00:10:08,160 Speaker 1: times are so tough at home that you're having to 152 00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:10,360 Speaker 1: cut your cable bill. You don't even have cable in 153 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:13,200 Speaker 1: the house anymore. Ah, you don't bring up the diner anymore. 154 00:10:13,320 --> 00:10:16,440 Speaker 1: Seems a lot less important. It's too far away. Trump 155 00:10:16,520 --> 00:10:19,600 Speaker 1: has to deal with that. Now. That's the reality, love 156 00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:23,520 Speaker 1: it or hate it. That's reality. Here's also the reality. 157 00:10:23,559 --> 00:10:28,560 Speaker 1: Criminals are not off the streets because Democrats want them 158 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:32,120 Speaker 1: on the streets. One of the two major political parties 159 00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:35,760 Speaker 1: in the United States of America is trying to put 160 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:39,400 Speaker 1: as many violent criminals in your neighborhood as possible. They 161 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:43,320 Speaker 1: will open up every jail, they'll open up every border, 162 00:10:44,240 --> 00:10:46,920 Speaker 1: and they'll bring them into your community. Every day there's 163 00:10:46,920 --> 00:10:51,400 Speaker 1: a new headline about it. What are you doing to 164 00:10:51,440 --> 00:10:55,600 Speaker 1: stop it? To stop that man? Not in general, can't 165 00:10:55,640 --> 00:10:58,480 Speaker 1: do anything about that. That man who tries to hurt 166 00:10:58,480 --> 00:11:02,720 Speaker 1: you tonight? Can you stop him? Can your daughter stop him? 167 00:11:03,160 --> 00:11:06,079 Speaker 1: When she goes out for a jog tonight? What's she 168 00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:12,000 Speaker 1: carrying on her? Berna is legal everywhere. It is a 169 00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:15,920 Speaker 1: it's not lethal. It shoots pepperballs or teargas balls or 170 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:19,520 Speaker 1: kinetic rounds. And it's small. It's the size of a smartphone. 171 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,800 Speaker 1: Your daughter can put one in your little purse. You 172 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:25,160 Speaker 1: can put you They have holsters for them. Keep one 173 00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:30,800 Speaker 1: in your car. Don't run around naked. Please b y 174 00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:35,800 Speaker 1: rna burna dot com. Go there to learn more. You 175 00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:38,840 Speaker 1: can even go to a local sportsman's warehouse. Check them 176 00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:40,800 Speaker 1: out burna dot com. 177 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:45,480 Speaker 3: We'll be back the Jesse Kelly Show on air and 178 00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:48,560 Speaker 3: online at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. 179 00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:52,280 Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show about to pour out 180 00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:54,719 Speaker 1: my soul to you. But first you can email the 181 00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:57,600 Speaker 1: show your love, your hate, your death threats Jesse at 182 00:11:57,679 --> 00:12:02,719 Speaker 1: Jesse Kellyshow dot com. So I feel like I've been 183 00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:06,920 Speaker 1: having a lot of wardrobe conflict with ob lately. As 184 00:12:06,920 --> 00:12:11,160 Speaker 1: you're well aware, I will not recap the two wife 185 00:12:11,160 --> 00:12:18,160 Speaker 1: beater incidents, but I'm trying the best I can. Now 186 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:23,560 Speaker 1: here's what just happened, and what's wild is this is 187 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:28,480 Speaker 1: mostly her fault, but somehow I screwed up again. Remember 188 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:30,840 Speaker 1: I told you I had to go to LA. Yeah, 189 00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:32,720 Speaker 1: I know, well, this is not a wife beater thing, Chris, 190 00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:34,520 Speaker 1: not a wife beater thing. I had to fly to 191 00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:37,400 Speaker 1: LA on Sunday. I got back in today, drove right 192 00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:39,160 Speaker 1: to the studio do the show. Because I missed you 193 00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:44,960 Speaker 1: heading out to LA. I was packing. You know, I'm 194 00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:48,320 Speaker 1: carry on only because I'm a sane human being. I 195 00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:52,959 Speaker 1: don't check a bag. I grab a pair of brown pants. 196 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:56,120 Speaker 1: They're just brown jeans. They're just jeans. They're from American Tall. 197 00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:58,720 Speaker 1: They fit me. I grab a pair of brown pants, 198 00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:02,040 Speaker 1: and those are the ones I'm going to wear. But 199 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:05,160 Speaker 1: because I'm not a dirt ball, I know I need 200 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:09,800 Speaker 1: a second pair of pants. So I go to my 201 00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:14,040 Speaker 1: closet and I really love these brown pants that I 202 00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:19,280 Speaker 1: had put on. Right I see a second pair of 203 00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:25,559 Speaker 1: brown pants in my closet. Okay, what do I think 204 00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:30,240 Speaker 1: Bob must have gotten me another pair of pants, because 205 00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:33,080 Speaker 1: she knew I love these. She buys all my clothes. 206 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:36,360 Speaker 1: I'm assuming she got me another pair of pants. So 207 00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:39,439 Speaker 1: I grab the other pair of brown pants, same color, 208 00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:43,280 Speaker 1: same everything, and I pack them and I take off 209 00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:49,320 Speaker 1: to La. Monday yesterday, I wake up. I am going 210 00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:52,280 Speaker 1: to change my pants. I'm classy like that. I hop 211 00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:55,439 Speaker 1: out of the shower in this fruity LA hotel room 212 00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:58,800 Speaker 1: and I go grab the second pair of quote my 213 00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:03,280 Speaker 1: brown pants. I put one foot in, I put the 214 00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:07,000 Speaker 1: other foot in, and I start pulling them up. And 215 00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:12,680 Speaker 1: immediately I realize we have a problem here. They're they're 216 00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:16,120 Speaker 1: not fitting. I actually managed to pull them all the 217 00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:20,400 Speaker 1: way up in an attempt to put them on, and 218 00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:25,000 Speaker 1: I swear there's there's like six inches between the button 219 00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:30,120 Speaker 1: and the buttonhole. They're not getting buttoned. Immediately, it dawns 220 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:34,360 Speaker 1: on me what happened. I call Ob to confirm, and 221 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:39,840 Speaker 1: she confirms those pants belong to my oldest son, James. 222 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:43,920 Speaker 1: He's tall enough now that when she was putting the 223 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:47,840 Speaker 1: laundry back, she just assumed they were mine and put 224 00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:51,560 Speaker 1: them next to my other brown pants. Okay, it's ob 225 00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:55,320 Speaker 1: screw up right, everyone could agree. Not that I want 226 00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:58,000 Speaker 1: to just throw bombs here, but in my defense, this 227 00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:00,560 Speaker 1: is obs screw up. And when I call her on 228 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:03,560 Speaker 1: the phone, she admits that. She says, I'm so sorry. 229 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:07,400 Speaker 1: I can't believe I did that. She's apologizing, so let's 230 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:08,760 Speaker 1: get that out of the way, and I tell her 231 00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:10,840 Speaker 1: it snuff, big deal, just put the other ones back on. 232 00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:19,760 Speaker 1: We're all good until today. I get home. She opens 233 00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:22,440 Speaker 1: up my bag to grab my dirty clothes and grab 234 00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:28,200 Speaker 1: James's pants. I guess she didn't fully realize they were 235 00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:30,480 Speaker 1: the same color as the ones I had had on 236 00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:33,840 Speaker 1: the day before. And she looks at me and she says, 237 00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:39,480 Speaker 1: hold on, did you pack what you thought was the 238 00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:44,160 Speaker 1: exact same pair of pants for the whole time you're there? 239 00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:50,800 Speaker 1: And that's of course what I did, But I could 240 00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:52,560 Speaker 1: tell by the look on her face I should not 241 00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:55,720 Speaker 1: admit that at this point in time, but you knew 242 00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:59,040 Speaker 1: she already knew the truth. Why wouldn't I pack the 243 00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:02,800 Speaker 1: same pair of pants? And she was almost almost just 244 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:05,760 Speaker 1: exasperated to the point of giving up. Is the best look. 245 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:08,520 Speaker 1: I can say. Chris did any wrong here, but what 246 00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:15,160 Speaker 1: that's exactly what I said Jewish producer. Chris just said, 247 00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:19,000 Speaker 1: they're identical pants. What's the problem. That's what I said 248 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:23,200 Speaker 1: to her, what's the problem, And she wouldn't even answer me. 249 00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:26,680 Speaker 1: I don't know her explanation. I got kind of one 250 00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:31,520 Speaker 1: of these kind of things, and then I never she 251 00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:34,160 Speaker 1: didn't really verbalize. I mean, I think we can all 252 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:37,360 Speaker 1: figure it out that now. I think she does have 253 00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:41,320 Speaker 1: an explanation, Chris. But I got the feeling like she 254 00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:45,000 Speaker 1: thought explaining it wasn't worth it. That that was really 255 00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:47,800 Speaker 1: the feeling I got. It really was more of a 256 00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:53,040 Speaker 1: I give up type of a thing, which I don't 257 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:55,040 Speaker 1: want her to give up. I want her to keep trying. 258 00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:58,920 Speaker 1: I'm doing my best. I don't understand why having the 259 00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:01,360 Speaker 1: it was a clean pair of pants. At least I 260 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:03,880 Speaker 1: packed a clean pair of pants. Young Jesse may not 261 00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:05,879 Speaker 1: have even gone that far. I would have grabbed some 262 00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:08,240 Speaker 1: clean aunties and clean socks and thrown him in there 263 00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:12,400 Speaker 1: and called it a day. I'm advancing right now. I'm 264 00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:15,520 Speaker 1: just not getting the credit I think i'm deserved yet. 265 00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:19,240 Speaker 1: And I'm not forty five, Chris at forty four. I'm 266 00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:24,080 Speaker 1: not just advancing. I'm advancing rapidly here and if she 267 00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:27,960 Speaker 1: keeps kneecapping my efforts, I might just give up. That's 268 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:31,800 Speaker 1: what I'll say. I'll also say this, this guy's not 269 00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:34,520 Speaker 1: winning a seat in the United States Senate and tech something. 270 00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:39,480 Speaker 4: That you love that's not family or friends I love. 271 00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:42,320 Speaker 5: I'm just saying this because it's on my mind. The 272 00:17:43,359 --> 00:17:47,240 Speaker 5: trans children who showed up yesterday at the state Capitol. 273 00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:53,120 Speaker 1: That dude's gay, Chris Corey. Every time he talks. Yeah, 274 00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:59,400 Speaker 1: he's thirty, he looks fifteen, never been married. His neck 275 00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:02,800 Speaker 1: is about the size of my pinky. He has that 276 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:06,480 Speaker 1: creepy guy you don't want a round your kids thing. 277 00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:10,080 Speaker 1: That dude's gay, right, Corey said the same thing. Chris 278 00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:11,840 Speaker 1: said the same thing. That dude Oh yeah, as a 279 00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:14,919 Speaker 1: three dollar bill. I mean, just listen to this. This 280 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,359 Speaker 1: dude is gay. We're gonna blow the hell out of 281 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:21,800 Speaker 1: these people. Oh sorry, that's wrong. Sound but mixed them up, 282 00:18:22,119 --> 00:18:24,960 Speaker 1: totally mixed them up. My bad. 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Follow leg and 301 00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:34,800 Speaker 3: subscribe on social at Jesse Kelly DC. 302 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:42,720 Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic, wonderful Tuesday, Momember. 303 00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:46,680 Speaker 1: You can email us Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. 304 00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:50,040 Speaker 1: So I'm gonna play something for you real fast. This 305 00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:53,359 Speaker 1: is Maggie Gillanall or Jill and All. I don't know 306 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:58,120 Speaker 1: she's some actress, but she became a director, and she's 307 00:19:58,119 --> 00:20:00,639 Speaker 1: gonna tell you why she became a director. But I 308 00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:04,399 Speaker 1: just want to remind you that the reason these people 309 00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:08,560 Speaker 1: ruin everything they get involved in could be the Girl Scouts, 310 00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:13,919 Speaker 1: could be the FBI, could be Los Angeles, could be Hollywood, 311 00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:19,359 Speaker 1: is they can never set their religion aside. They always 312 00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:24,040 Speaker 1: view whatever they're doing as just an avenue to spread 313 00:20:24,119 --> 00:20:27,880 Speaker 1: their religion around. Now, the reason I bring up Maggie 314 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:31,600 Speaker 1: Jillanol is this. I won't give you the details because 315 00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:36,520 Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. She just put out a movie that 316 00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:42,000 Speaker 1: bombs horrifically at the box office. I know you're gonna 317 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:45,560 Speaker 1: find this shocking, but the movie put a quote feminist 318 00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:49,800 Speaker 1: twist on things. Here. She was talking about why she 319 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,800 Speaker 1: chose to go from being an actress to a direction. 320 00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:55,639 Speaker 4: I will say one thing about this. It's gonna bring 321 00:20:55,920 --> 00:21:01,800 Speaker 4: like an unstoppable response. I maybe especially for women, I 322 00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:03,720 Speaker 4: will say, and I don't know if I've said this 323 00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:08,600 Speaker 4: out loud before. Again, maybe I'll get in trouble, But 324 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:14,000 Speaker 4: I actually think that when I really became a director 325 00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:17,080 Speaker 4: was actually I think the first time that the morning 326 00:21:17,119 --> 00:21:19,919 Speaker 4: that Trump was first elected. I think I was like, 327 00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:25,000 Speaker 4: I have a lot more to say than I've been saying. 328 00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:29,960 Speaker 1: Do you think she makes movies to make good, entertaining 329 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:34,000 Speaker 1: movies or do you think she makes movies to spread 330 00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:39,000 Speaker 1: her religion everywhere? And this actually leads me back to 331 00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:43,040 Speaker 1: James Tallerco, this fruity guy running for Senate, and tell 332 00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:46,760 Speaker 1: something that you love that's not family or friends. 333 00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:50,439 Speaker 5: I love. And I'm just saying this because it's on 334 00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:55,239 Speaker 5: my mind. The trans children who showed up yesterday at 335 00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:56,560 Speaker 5: the state Capitol. 336 00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:59,600 Speaker 1: Why do Democrats keep missing the mark with men? They 337 00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:02,400 Speaker 1: see the poll numbers, They know American men have left 338 00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:06,920 Speaker 1: them in droves. They're trying to get them back. Why 339 00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:11,440 Speaker 1: aren't they coming back? Why didn't Tim Wallas winfeesant hunting. 340 00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:14,800 Speaker 1: I saw the commercials he was working on his truck. 341 00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:20,160 Speaker 1: Why didn't that get men back? Why does James Tallerico 342 00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:23,520 Speaker 1: make every guy kind of squirm in his seat a 343 00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:28,560 Speaker 1: little bit. Why here's what they try to do. They 344 00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:32,840 Speaker 1: know they need men back, but to speak to men, 345 00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:40,240 Speaker 1: they filter a heterosexual male message through a man hating 346 00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:44,640 Speaker 1: woman because man hating women run the Democrat Party. Now 347 00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:47,080 Speaker 1: we've talked about it in a million times seventy percent 348 00:22:47,119 --> 00:22:50,560 Speaker 1: of young single women vote Democrat. It's overwhelming in numbers. 349 00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:55,360 Speaker 1: Man hating women run the Democrat Party. They are it's 350 00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:57,880 Speaker 1: heart and soul. They do all the messaging, they make, 351 00:22:57,920 --> 00:23:02,520 Speaker 1: the commercials, they decide on the verbiage, everything. So Democrats 352 00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:05,600 Speaker 1: will take a poll that says we've lost men, and 353 00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:11,200 Speaker 1: they'll say, all right, so we gotta get them back. Hey, Trina, 354 00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:16,080 Speaker 1: get out of your subaru. Here's ten million dollars. Make 355 00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:20,000 Speaker 1: us an ad that will appeal to men. Well, Trina 356 00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:24,440 Speaker 1: hayes men, despises them, so she's gonna take your ten 357 00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:27,240 Speaker 1: million dollars. And she knows her job. She may even 358 00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:30,400 Speaker 1: try to do her job, try to appeal to men, 359 00:23:31,119 --> 00:23:35,560 Speaker 1: but because she's a man hating which it always just 360 00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:39,119 Speaker 1: comes across as more insulting than it would be. The 361 00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:42,399 Speaker 1: reason Democrats can't reach men is they can't find a 362 00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:45,639 Speaker 1: single straight one in their party to actually talk to 363 00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:48,399 Speaker 1: real men, because they're all gone. All the straight men 364 00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:52,720 Speaker 1: vote Republican. Now, it's amazing. Hold on on the good 365 00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:56,280 Speaker 1: news front Pixar, they make a bunch of these commercial 366 00:23:57,040 --> 00:24:02,920 Speaker 1: cartoon movies. This is from Front Page mag Pixar slowly 367 00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:08,080 Speaker 1: backing away from wokeness. What it comes down to is 368 00:24:09,119 --> 00:24:14,399 Speaker 1: these people. They hire writers, producers, directors, and of course, 369 00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:18,560 Speaker 1: just like Maggie gillenal, there's stuff in as much feminist 370 00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:21,919 Speaker 1: gayness in these movies as they possibly can for kids. 371 00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:25,600 Speaker 1: But then they test screen these movies in front of audiences. 372 00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:28,000 Speaker 1: Audiences don't want any of that. They don't want to 373 00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:30,480 Speaker 1: be scolded, they don't want to be lectured, and so 374 00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:32,960 Speaker 1: the movie will step in, the movie makers will step 375 00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:36,200 Speaker 1: in and they'll rip parts of the movie out because 376 00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:42,240 Speaker 1: it lands so poorly with the audience. Hollywood knows it's 377 00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:46,200 Speaker 1: not working. They know it's not working. And I said 378 00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:50,080 Speaker 1: that to give you credit. The fact that you have 379 00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:54,360 Speaker 1: stopped giving corporations, communist corporations your money, or at least 380 00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:56,280 Speaker 1: you're working on it. I'm working on it too. None 381 00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:58,679 Speaker 1: of us are perfect. The fact that we have stopped 382 00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:05,080 Speaker 1: giving these corporations our money. It is working slowly. It's 383 00:25:05,119 --> 00:25:08,000 Speaker 1: gonna happen slowly. We're up against religious sell its, but 384 00:25:08,119 --> 00:25:12,159 Speaker 1: it is happening. Keep that in mind. Hey, Jesse, I 385 00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:16,679 Speaker 1: am one truck owner operator. Pause one second, Remember that 386 00:25:17,119 --> 00:25:19,640 Speaker 1: so many of the Semis, the mac trucks you see 387 00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:22,600 Speaker 1: out on the road. So many of them are are 388 00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:26,360 Speaker 1: it's a guy's small business, or men and women. Oftentimes 389 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:28,560 Speaker 1: couples will do it together, which is really precious. But 390 00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:32,280 Speaker 1: it's someone's small business they invest in. Sometimes we even 391 00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:35,000 Speaker 1: take a loan in and get a truck, and then 392 00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:37,840 Speaker 1: you get these contracts to haul goods and services. So 393 00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:40,520 Speaker 1: sometimes that truck is a foreigner who's about to kill 394 00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:43,440 Speaker 1: your whole family. Sometimes it's a wonderful American and that's 395 00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:45,879 Speaker 1: his small business. Anyway, that's this guy, he says. I 396 00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:50,280 Speaker 1: am one truck owner operator. And hearing Trump say the 397 00:25:50,359 --> 00:25:54,560 Speaker 1: cost of diesel doubling is the price of war has 398 00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:58,000 Speaker 1: beeped me off in a really bad way. I am 399 00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:03,000 Speaker 1: beyond beeped a. Figure it out real fast. We aren't 400 00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:06,800 Speaker 1: having it. Well, this is this comes back to what 401 00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:12,440 Speaker 1: we were discussing earlier. It it's a very hard sell 402 00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:16,359 Speaker 1: in the year twenty twenty six to get the American 403 00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:21,120 Speaker 1: people to care about things on foreign lands. They are 404 00:26:21,359 --> 00:26:25,200 Speaker 1: fine with a twenty four hour operation in Venezuela, the 405 00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:27,840 Speaker 1: where we don't lose a man, And to be honest, 406 00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:32,560 Speaker 1: they're fine with a week an Iran. You're killing the Ayatolah. 407 00:26:33,119 --> 00:26:35,800 Speaker 1: There are losses. I certainly don't want to minimize those, 408 00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:39,200 Speaker 1: but there are losses. Okay, we got that they're fine 409 00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:44,680 Speaker 1: with it, and until it starts to go on and 410 00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:48,359 Speaker 1: on and on, until they go to the gas pumping 411 00:26:48,359 --> 00:26:51,480 Speaker 1: a cost four dollars a gallon, and then you're going 412 00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:52,480 Speaker 1: to find this won't work. 413 00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:57,439 Speaker 2: My opinion, based on what Steve and Jared and Pete 414 00:26:57,440 --> 00:27:01,000 Speaker 2: and others were telling me. Marco so involved that I 415 00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:03,000 Speaker 2: thought that they were going to attack us. I thought 416 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,720 Speaker 2: they would if we didn't do this. At the time 417 00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:07,040 Speaker 2: we did it, I think they had in mind. 418 00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:10,480 Speaker 1: Here's another reason it won't work. This is Jessica Vaughan. 419 00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:14,400 Speaker 1: I've interviewed her before, very sharp Center for Immigration Studies director. 420 00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:17,520 Speaker 1: You want to know why the American people have less 421 00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:20,520 Speaker 1: of an appetite for any foreign involvement than they used to. 422 00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:21,600 Speaker 1: Here's why. 423 00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:24,600 Speaker 6: My organization has found that over sixty percent of illegal 424 00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:28,439 Speaker 6: alien headed households are using at least one form of 425 00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:32,240 Speaker 6: welfare program and usually more than one, at a cost 426 00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:35,360 Speaker 6: of tens of billions of dollars to taxpayers. 427 00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:39,040 Speaker 1: You cannot and this is not like Trump has to 428 00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:42,520 Speaker 1: own this. It's not his fault. But the United States 429 00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:46,439 Speaker 1: of America in many ways has been handed over to foreigners. 430 00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:49,960 Speaker 1: Huge parts of it have. Certainly our entitlement programs have, 431 00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:53,920 Speaker 1: the Medicare fraud, the welfare that it's been handed over 432 00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:57,080 Speaker 1: to foreigners. And the American people are seeing these stories 433 00:27:57,160 --> 00:28:00,600 Speaker 1: every day. And when you hear this has. 434 00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:03,959 Speaker 6: Found that over sixty percent of illegal alien headed households 435 00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:08,040 Speaker 6: are using at least one form of welfare program and 436 00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:11,199 Speaker 6: usually more than one, at a cost of tens of 437 00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:13,560 Speaker 6: billions of dollars to taxpayers. 438 00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:17,000 Speaker 1: When you hear that, you care less about that. 439 00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:21,640 Speaker 2: In my opinion, based on what Steve and Jared and 440 00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:25,400 Speaker 2: Pete and others were telling me, Marco so involved that 441 00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:27,320 Speaker 2: I thought that they were going to attack us. I 442 00:28:27,359 --> 00:28:30,080 Speaker 2: thought they would if we didn't do this. At the 443 00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:31,680 Speaker 2: time we did it, I think they had in mind 444 00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:32,360 Speaker 2: to attack us. 445 00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:36,080 Speaker 1: And Trump knows that. That's why he keeps talking about 446 00:28:36,119 --> 00:28:38,200 Speaker 1: we're wrapping it up, We're wrapping it up. He knows 447 00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:40,360 Speaker 1: it's off ramp time, he knows it is all right. 448 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:43,320 Speaker 1: Australia is horrible. Hang on. 449 00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:50,440 Speaker 3: Fighting for your freedom every day. The Jesse Kelly. 450 00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:56,120 Speaker 1: Show, it is the Jesse Kelly show final segment of 451 00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:59,880 Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Tuesday. We shall 452 00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:02,880 Speaker 1: turn tomorrow. In the meantime, if you miss any part 453 00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:06,600 Speaker 1: of the show, you can download at iHeart, Spotify iTunes. 454 00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:11,840 Speaker 1: So I have this thing where I'm very torn about something. 455 00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:18,600 Speaker 1: I adore Australian people. I have had the chance to 456 00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:24,040 Speaker 1: work with multiple Australian people, and they're just awesome, totally 457 00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:31,440 Speaker 1: my kind of people. And Australia's environment environment like the 458 00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:36,240 Speaker 1: Great Barrier Reef and things like that, looks amazing, absolutely amazing, 459 00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:42,240 Speaker 1: and even the vast wasteland parts of Australia. I'm fascinated 460 00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:45,400 Speaker 1: by them, and so I kind of want to see it. 461 00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:53,520 Speaker 1: But we went to a snake museum outside of San Antonio, 462 00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:57,640 Speaker 1: Texas one time, and it was this tiny little dump 463 00:29:57,680 --> 00:29:59,680 Speaker 1: of a place. There's no way everything in there was legal. 464 00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:01,840 Speaker 1: No way. If you saw it, you would know that 465 00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:03,840 Speaker 1: this is illegal. Either way. We would go to the 466 00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:07,520 Speaker 1: snake museum and the guy had I think it was 467 00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:11,280 Speaker 1: the top twenty deadliest snakes in the world, and of 468 00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:13,560 Speaker 1: course they were in terrible environments. I hated it. But 469 00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:18,080 Speaker 1: they have these little cages and things like that, and 470 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:22,479 Speaker 1: under the snake's name. They had the location where the 471 00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:27,480 Speaker 1: snake is and I think it was nine out of 472 00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:35,240 Speaker 1: ten of the deadliest snakes were in Australia. The deadliest shark, yes, 473 00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:38,040 Speaker 1: great whites are found all over the world, big time 474 00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:43,880 Speaker 1: in Australia. The deadliest spider on the planet Australia. They 475 00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:48,200 Speaker 1: have a snail that will kill you Australia. I think 476 00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:50,440 Speaker 1: it's I forget. I don't want to tell you what 477 00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:54,440 Speaker 1: it is. I forget. They have an octopus, the blue 478 00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:58,280 Speaker 1: ring octopus. It will kill you. They have a jellyfish, 479 00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:03,080 Speaker 1: the box jellyfish. It will kill you in something like 480 00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:05,640 Speaker 1: two minutes or something like that. You're gonna die. You 481 00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:08,040 Speaker 1: know what. Other jellyfish. Ah, it's a bad beast thing. 482 00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:10,959 Speaker 1: Someone pay on it. No, no knock a box jellyfish. 483 00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:12,920 Speaker 1: You don't have to pee on anything because you don't 484 00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:20,440 Speaker 1: have time. You're going to die. And they have crocodiles everywhere. 485 00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:25,120 Speaker 1: And it's not like a story in America, where occasionally 486 00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:29,560 Speaker 1: you'll have some tragic story of some drunk jumps into 487 00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:32,880 Speaker 1: the water in Florida and gets eaten by an alligator. 488 00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:40,080 Speaker 1: These crocodiles in Australia are massive and they eat people 489 00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:45,680 Speaker 1: all the time like they're seeking people out. Here's the headline, 490 00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:53,960 Speaker 1: police warn of crocodiles quote absolutely everywhere after the Australia floods. 491 00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:57,800 Speaker 1: Apparently part of Australia's Northern Territory got some bad rains 492 00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:01,600 Speaker 1: and floodwaters went everywhere. Now, when we get floods here 493 00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:04,800 Speaker 1: in the United States of America, I warn you to 494 00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:08,200 Speaker 1: stay out of the floodwaters. Why because of all the 495 00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:11,760 Speaker 1: bacteria in the water. The sewer lines flood and it's 496 00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:15,680 Speaker 1: just the water is so dirty. Don't go swimming, don't 497 00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:18,800 Speaker 1: go jet skiing. It's not worth it for an Instagram post. 498 00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:23,000 Speaker 1: You might get sick or get an infection if you 499 00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:28,560 Speaker 1: get in American floodwaters. If you get in Australian floodwaters, 500 00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:33,920 Speaker 1: you will never be seen again because crocodiles will tear 501 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:39,400 Speaker 1: you limb from limb. My love of the Australian people, 502 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:44,760 Speaker 1: I am sorry, it just doesn't match my mortal fear 503 00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:48,160 Speaker 1: of the oh I didn't even I forgot. I forgot 504 00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:52,760 Speaker 1: about the bullet ant. They have a bug that is 505 00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:59,040 Speaker 1: supposedly the second most painful bite in the world, second 506 00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:02,080 Speaker 1: most pale. It got the name because it feels like 507 00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:05,600 Speaker 1: you've been shot when it stings you, and it just 508 00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:08,240 Speaker 1: might be in your backyard. No big deal. I don't 509 00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:11,440 Speaker 1: know how people exist in this environment that, you know what. 510 00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:15,240 Speaker 1: They must take a lot of chalk. That's what Chris. 511 00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:17,800 Speaker 1: I bet you that's what it is. I bet you 512 00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:24,920 Speaker 1: Chalk sends massive amounts of natural herbal supplements over to Australia. 513 00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:28,320 Speaker 1: All the dudes have to be on it, the ladies too, 514 00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:32,200 Speaker 1: because you just can't survive over there. You're dodging snakes, 515 00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:36,840 Speaker 1: You're trying to outswim sharks. If it floods, there'll be 516 00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:40,280 Speaker 1: a crocodile in your living room. Do you want the 517 00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:43,840 Speaker 1: strength and vitality to outswim a crocodile? You need to 518 00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:47,920 Speaker 1: get on a male Vitality stack or female vitality stack 519 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:54,920 Speaker 1: from Chalk natural herbal supplements clinically tested twenty percent increased 520 00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:59,560 Speaker 1: in your testosterone levels in ninety days. Go get a 521 00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:03,600 Speaker 1: subset inscription. Save yourself a bunch of money. Seriously, I've 522 00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:07,080 Speaker 1: been on one for four years. Man Chalk dot Com 523 00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:12,879 Speaker 1: promo code Jesse, all right, Jesse, good morning. Santa gave 524 00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:16,080 Speaker 1: my six year old son rollerblades for Christmas and he's 525 00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:19,520 Speaker 1: finally getting the concept. We rode down to play with 526 00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:22,239 Speaker 1: one of his girlfriends. Quote, this is going to be 527 00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:25,359 Speaker 1: a disaster for me is exactly how he described the 528 00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:28,600 Speaker 1: fact that he has eight to ten of them down 529 00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:31,360 Speaker 1: the street and on the way back to me, he said, Dad, 530 00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:35,040 Speaker 1: the roads are too bumpy while I'm rollerblading. Can you 531 00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:38,239 Speaker 1: tell the government to make the roads not bumpy and 532 00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:46,040 Speaker 1: not suck. His name is bo. My wife was mortified. 533 00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:50,080 Speaker 1: You can say our names. It's so important to teach 534 00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:54,280 Speaker 1: your kids when they're very, very young, a hatred for government. 535 00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:58,239 Speaker 1: Teach your kids to love the country, but always point 536 00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:02,520 Speaker 1: out to your children how bad government sucks and screws 537 00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:05,839 Speaker 1: everything up. That's all you really have to do. Teach 538 00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:09,319 Speaker 1: them to be grateful people should teach them to have 539 00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:13,800 Speaker 1: an attitude of gratitude, Be grateful and hate the government, 540 00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:17,200 Speaker 1: and you will never have a child that grows up 541 00:35:17,239 --> 00:35:21,480 Speaker 1: to be a scumbag communist. That's awesome. That's awesome. And 542 00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:24,360 Speaker 1: now here's a headline. Why oh you know, you know 543 00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:32,640 Speaker 1: the thing? Headlines we didn't get to. Difficult people in 544 00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:37,080 Speaker 1: your life might make you age faster. A study suggests 545 00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:41,120 Speaker 1: seven years of working with Chris. I have no hair 546 00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:44,640 Speaker 1: and my beard is gray. Yamaha is pulling out of 547 00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:50,399 Speaker 1: California after nearly half a century. I'm still marveling at 548 00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:55,800 Speaker 1: how disgusting and to be honest, dangerous Los Angeles felt. 549 00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:58,920 Speaker 1: It was so so bad what we've done to that city. 550 00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:02,800 Speaker 1: WHOA what dem crats did that city? Shut down sparks, 551 00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:07,400 Speaker 1: flight chaos, as tsa line spill into parking lots with 552 00:36:07,719 --> 00:36:11,080 Speaker 1: three hour waits or longer own. 553 00:36:11,239 --> 00:36:14,680 Speaker 3: Now today we're told come to the airport three hours 554 00:36:14,719 --> 00:36:18,080 Speaker 3: early for domestic flights, four hours for international. 555 00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:21,360 Speaker 1: That's not a pretty picture. That guy sounds like a foreigner. 556 00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:26,759 Speaker 1: I don't believe him. Coastcard cutter Munro returns to California 557 00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:32,200 Speaker 1: home after record breaking eleven ton cocaine seizure. We don't 558 00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:34,239 Speaker 1: have a word on whether or not Hunter Biden was 559 00:36:34,239 --> 00:36:38,600 Speaker 1: with them. Trump administration puts the kibosh on foreign nationals 560 00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:43,240 Speaker 1: getting government backed small business loans. There are good things 561 00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:46,640 Speaker 1: still happening out there. Keep that in mind. Cartels fear 562 00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:53,360 Speaker 1: the US retal retaliation as the Trump era pressure reshapes strategy. Quote. 563 00:36:53,719 --> 00:36:57,719 Speaker 1: They fear the United States well vaporizing a bunch of 564 00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:01,160 Speaker 1: them does tend to have that effect. V CP military 565 00:37:01,239 --> 00:37:06,920 Speaker 1: flights around Taiwan drops sharply as US military strikes Iran. 566 00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:11,359 Speaker 1: There is a benefit, a tangible benefit, to having your 567 00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:14,600 Speaker 1: enemies be afraid of you. We will come back tomorrow 568 00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:18,319 Speaker 1: and do it again. That's all