Speaker 1: This is Dan Patrick takes a gam gambling. There's something
Speaker 1: that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually
Speaker 1: making bets himself by using a proxy. And I became
Speaker 1: consumed by it and now joined by bad Larry and
Speaker 1: Dylan the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. You shut up? No,
Speaker 1: you shut up? Hi Larry. By the way, the headline
Speaker 1: is Shaye made it out of the Big East Tournament alive.
Speaker 1: Because when we talked to you last week, I would
Speaker 1: I would have taken the under How did you do
Speaker 1: that day? I mean, you can't covered that was joyous.
Speaker 1: I don't remember after I was. I was good during
Speaker 1: the game. I locked it up during the game, had
Speaker 1: a couple of hot dogs soaked up the booze. But
Speaker 1: I don't know how I got on that train. I
Speaker 1: have no idea how I made the Grand Central what Marv? Wait, Shay,
Speaker 1: did you get a tattoo in your head while you
Speaker 1: were gone? No? I got those wait years ago? Oh
Speaker 1: you know him? Danny Wait Jay's rocking the fresh cuts cut.
Speaker 1: We're at war. Uh. This one says role model, that's
Speaker 1: for the kids. That one's for the kids. And this
Speaker 1: one says self made. It's got a thirty eight snumb dose,
Speaker 1: my favorite pistol. Honestly, if you ask me to guess
Speaker 1: what the two tattoos were, those probably would have been.
Speaker 1: To my guesses, I forgot all about that. But you
Speaker 1: got a new you know, fresh cut here. And yeah,
Speaker 1: it's war time, Danny. It's tournament time, is what it is.
Speaker 1: Exactly what I'm talking about, all right, all right, a
Speaker 1: war with my bookie, that's the truth. You got to
Speaker 1: intimidate them a little bit, right, No, you're not picking
Speaker 1: up on Tuesday. How about next week? You see this revolver.
Speaker 1: But Shay made it out of the Big East Tournament alive,
Speaker 1: and uh, yukon you you won with Yukon right coverage down, Danny.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm the mayor. Let me recap here. Dylan
Speaker 1: lost five units. You're now minus nine yep. Uh, you
Speaker 1: of course won the NFL regular and postseason for a while. Here, Uh,
Speaker 1: Shay is minus four units. It's all about entertainment, Danny.
Speaker 1: I'll pay I'll pay that price. Uh, bad Larry plus
Speaker 1: fourteen units. Worst day. That's because bad Larry had a
Speaker 1: good Day's awful awful? All right, Dylan, you want to
Speaker 1: recap you lost golf everything, you lost lacrosse, yep, you had,
Speaker 1: you had Denver money line versus Yale Harvard of the West.
Speaker 1: You missed out on the Best Picture. You had band cheese.
Speaker 1: The Oscars really boned me. I mean no, like what
Speaker 1: everything everywhere once won seven Oscars again when they were
Speaker 1: the favorites to do that. I know, but like you
Speaker 1: took a chance. You took a chance on Banshee's Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's see Brendan Frasier, you got Best Actor and Michelle Yo. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I also I finally watched The Whale, like a couple
Speaker 1: of days ago. Yeah, Anti Bummerly, what did you think
Speaker 1: it was gonna be. He's not dropping, you know, one
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty or five hundred pounds, dude, Now he's normal.
Speaker 1: I was just like, fat, Brendan Frasier, this could be funny,
Speaker 1: and I was like, no, it's actually really sad funny,
Speaker 1: not meant to be funny. Oh no, I didn't think
Speaker 1: it was. I had no idea. Really, I was just like,
Speaker 1: all right, I'll watch the Whale. You also missed out
Speaker 1: on the Best Supporting and Best Director. Yeah, I really
Speaker 1: want you whiffed. Let me see college basketball. I did alright,
Speaker 1: I went three and one and those uh, those random
Speaker 1: ass games, and I still have zona to win the
Speaker 1: title A plus seventeen hundred. All right, uh shade, let
Speaker 1: me recap. You had Yukon, you got that you uh point,
Speaker 1: got him by half a point? All right? Hook, let's
Speaker 1: see you lost on your other bet. Uh yeah, everything else? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: because you didn't bet that much last week. Recapping Bad
Speaker 1: Larry who dominated at the with the golf tournament Victor Hoblin,
Speaker 1: even though Bad Larry doesn't know how to pronounce his name,
Speaker 1: top twenty and top ten. Damn Maxhoma, you got that one,
Speaker 1: Colin on top ten, Colin Moorekawa, same top twenty, top ten.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure. No, no, no, you didn't. No, he
Speaker 1: was top even twenty. You had him top ten as well.
Speaker 1: So you got Victor Hoblin, Maxhoma, Colin Moore cow at
Speaker 1: top ten. You got two of the three and I
Speaker 1: only won five units. Here we go. I'm just I
Speaker 1: don't know. I didn't check him because I'm on the right, Dan,
Speaker 1: I'm still on the road. I'm in northern Virginia. Now
Speaker 1: are you look a gypsy cab driver? You're always on
Speaker 1: a goddamn road or just a gypsy. Why is it
Speaker 1: you're always on the road, but you're never on the
Speaker 1: road up here? Oh um, yeah, I know, and we
Speaker 1: go to Maine enough grandkids, But I don't know why.
Speaker 1: I just never never on a Thursday. I guess it
Speaker 1: doesn't have to be on a Thursday. Yeah, these guys
Speaker 1: will be the way we happen to live in Connecticut.
Speaker 1: In Texas, no, what the fuck? He fies up here
Speaker 1: every Thursday. Take the Southwest Direct HPN you pidiot Puerto Rico.
Speaker 1: He's always somewhere. Well, he doesn't live in Puerto Rico.
Speaker 1: Jay used to be in Irving, Texas. Now he's in Connecticut.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, if you come up any day, bad Larry,
Speaker 1: If you come up on a Saturday, these guys will
Speaker 1: get together with you. Okay, well we'll make that trip shortly.
Speaker 1: Who's weak X dealer? Who's weak slash driver? I've been gone.
Speaker 1: I've been gone since last week. What I mean? What
Speaker 1: the fuck does that he did to Georgia the Devil? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: delivering great. I had to get out of Savanna because
Speaker 1: they were setting up for the Saint Patty's Day parade
Speaker 1: tomorrow and uh that's the ship show. So how to
Speaker 1: get out of there? Um? I think I'm doing Harv
Speaker 1: to grace Um, Delaware in a couple hours. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: as as Shaye reaches for a beer. I can't live
Speaker 1: like this, Danny. Okay, you missed the over in Saint
Speaker 1: John's Marquette, you missed Marquette against Saint John's. You got
Speaker 1: the under providence Yukon, you missed Avier against A Paul
Speaker 1: and uh you got Brendan Frasier to win Best Actor.
Speaker 1: All right, Okay, Okay, I do have to say Larry
Speaker 1: has been pretty sharp with the golf so far this season.
Speaker 1: I don't like it. I don't either, Yeah, but he
Speaker 1: was horrible in football, and that's where he always tells
Speaker 1: me about how great he is is in football. Yeah,
Speaker 1: bad Larry. The bets for this week March Madness has begun,
Speaker 1: and I'll start with you and she're the leader in
Speaker 1: the clubhouse. Okay, Now I gotta pull my So. I
Speaker 1: did these picks last night around ten o'clock some roadside
Speaker 1: hotel and I'm driving now. Okay, okay, how about I
Speaker 1: recap and then you let me know if that's what
Speaker 1: you want to go with. College is Charleston plus five
Speaker 1: and a half five five. I'm not even gonna write
Speaker 1: these down because I'll just listen to this again when
Speaker 1: I get home. No, I'm gonna I'm gonna have Ray.
Speaker 1: Ray's gonna write all this stuff down. That's his job.
Speaker 1: So okay, all right, So college at Charleston plus five
Speaker 1: for one unit. Yeah, these are all one Okay, this
Speaker 1: past the state trooper. Okay, then I got you got
Speaker 1: a slight song. He's not following me, so I'm happy. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm during the five in this game. One forty four
Speaker 1: and a half, all right, under. I got the under
Speaker 1: in the Virginia Firman game at under one thirty two. Yes,
Speaker 1: I got the under in the Tennessee who are the playing? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Louisiana Lafia, Yeah, under one thirty six. Yes, I got
Speaker 1: Alabama lay in the twenty three and a half damn
Speaker 1: against Texas A and M Corpus Christie Corpus Christy. Right,
Speaker 1: I got just because we were asked to pick something
Speaker 1: in the West Virginia Maryland game and I Shane came
Speaker 1: right back with he liked the turps. I almost took.
Speaker 1: I almost took West Virginia just because of that, but
Speaker 1: I decided to go under one thirty seven and a half. Okay,
Speaker 1: that game's going on now, yeah it is? Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: what else do you have? What's the score right now?
Speaker 1: It's like eleven to eleven? Oh, I hope it's late.
Speaker 1: I got Colegate plus fourteen against Texas and I got
Speaker 1: the over in the Connecticut Iona game at one forty.
Speaker 1: Colgate is the best three point shooting team in the nation.
Speaker 1: O Cayse, shoot care. I think that happens every year.
Speaker 1: Like they're like Colgate is the best three point team,
Speaker 1: Like wait for them to make some noise and then
Speaker 1: they just get bounced. Do you remember was it Randy
Speaker 1: Whitman who played for the Hawks and his son did
Speaker 1: he play maybe for Colgate? And didn't you go to
Speaker 1: a press conference and drop passion bucket or something? If
Speaker 1: memory serves me correctly, you made so many people drop passion.
Speaker 1: I know I did. We had Kevin Love on Lottery
Speaker 1: Night and he said his passion bucket was full. I
Speaker 1: think Kobe said it to Cheryl Miller after a game,
Speaker 1: that his passion bucket was full, unreal and that came
Speaker 1: from Rick Neuheisel, the former college coach that he talked
Speaker 1: about his passion bucket being filmed filled ray, are you
Speaker 1: looking to see if Randy Whitman's son played at Colgate?
Speaker 1: So I found Randy Whitman. I didn't find his son.
Speaker 1: Is his son Randy Whitman? The second? You might be
Speaker 1: here one second? That would make sense. All right if
Speaker 1: bat Larry's got Yukon over Iona or that's the over
Speaker 1: one forty correct? That's correct? Okay, all right, all right,
Speaker 1: uh shay, you're up next. I got the Cyclones minus
Speaker 1: four against pitt Miami laying two against Drake and by
Speaker 1: the way, uh North Chad was doing shoot around. He
Speaker 1: looks healthy to me. That's why I made that bet.
Speaker 1: That's the big man. That's the big man. Okay, South
Speaker 1: Utah minus eight against North Bama and then NC State
Speaker 1: plus five and a half, which I love this bet
Speaker 1: too much, way too much, and someone else does love it.
Speaker 1: I love it. And then today we got Maryland plus
Speaker 1: the three against the Ears, Arcy laying one and a
Speaker 1: half against Illinois, and A and M laying the two
Speaker 1: and a half against Penn State, the most dangerous team
Speaker 1: in the tournament. NC State was an interesting team this year. Right,
Speaker 1: they beat Duke, beat Miami, But I think there were
Speaker 1: still people saying, did they deserve to be in the tournament.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of people saying that they have a
Speaker 1: shit they're covering. Okay, I didn't say they deserved or
Speaker 1: didn't deserve. West Virginia twelve to four. Overland not good, Danny,
Speaker 1: not good. I love it. It's early. It's thirteen to
Speaker 1: four right now. Then if they don't get in it,
Speaker 1: will somebody say, hey, Clemston should have been in the tournaments?
Speaker 1: Rutgers Vand you find out if Randy Whitman's son played
Speaker 1: at Colgate. I did not find Randy Whitman. Something I
Speaker 1: keep up funny Randy Whitman. Okay, it's Walt Whitman. No,
Speaker 1: it's not okay, Dylan, are you good? God? How many
Speaker 1: bets do you get? I have a few? Dan? All right? Um? Mad? Larry,
Speaker 1: you're still driving. I'm still driving. I keep calling my
Speaker 1: boy lewis Dale for you. And find out if Randy
Speaker 1: Whitman's kid played there. Lewis Dale do it? Why Larry
Speaker 1: big na tournament run? He comes down to play bar
Speaker 1: five on five tournament. Larry, why don't you just say
Speaker 1: I'm going to call a friend. Oh, because I want
Speaker 1: you to look up Louis Dale and give him a
Speaker 1: little give him a little credit. I haven't seen him
Speaker 1: in a year, Larry, eyes on the road. Nice run
Speaker 1: in NCA to on that signal. All right, here we
Speaker 1: go doing um? All right, so currently under way, I've
Speaker 1: got West Virginia minus two and a half against Marylands.
Speaker 1: Look good right now, it looks fantastic, dan Um. I
Speaker 1: got Charleston plus five against San Diego State. Oh, Charleston's good,
Speaker 1: but this seems like a popular pick. So they won
Speaker 1: a lot of games. Yeah, okay, um Duke minus six
Speaker 1: and a half against Oral Bob okay, which I actually
Speaker 1: thought was a dental school until about a year and
Speaker 1: a half ago. Okay, um, and it's the exact opposite,
Speaker 1: uh Texas A and M minus two half against Penn State.
Speaker 1: Uh so just a ton of guy's name, Robert, So yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: stop saying Oral Oral Um Santa Barbara plus ten a
Speaker 1: half against Baylor, UM NC State plus five and alf
Speaker 1: against Creighton. Ryan was shay on that way, the Hurricanes
Speaker 1: minus two against Drake and it's he cheating off your paper.
Speaker 1: I'm saying I wouldn't cheat off his paper, nobody, nor
Speaker 1: would I cheat off mine. My bookie listens to the
Speaker 1: podcast that's my phone, changes the points around, or he
Speaker 1: texts you he's like, dude, you should hammer and stay
Speaker 1: exactly exactly. I had a bookie who would I got
Speaker 1: on a roll and then he would say, you know,
Speaker 1: who do you like? And it felt like every time
Speaker 1: I'd say, oh, you know, I like the Bears and
Speaker 1: you go, yeah, four and a half. I go wait,
Speaker 1: I thought it's two yeah, and then it would be like, nope,
Speaker 1: minus four and a half, and I'd be like, damn,
Speaker 1: he's changing these lines on the right in front of me.
Speaker 1: My bookie would shade Texas games, Cowboys games, Rangers games,
Speaker 1: just shade the shit out of him, Like everybody else
Speaker 1: is getting six? Why the hell am I eight and
Speaker 1: a half? Yeah, you're betting it anyway. Uh, you got
Speaker 1: golf bets. I did have some golf bets. Um Justin
Speaker 1: Thomas to win plus eleven hundred. He's actually the favorite.
Speaker 1: Um Dylan Wu top twenty plus three sixty, played well
Speaker 1: at the Players and his first name is Dylan so
Speaker 1: that was um Aha Batilla top twenty plus four fifty.
Speaker 1: He came in second at the Puerto Rico Open last week,
Speaker 1: so uh he just just got his tour card. Hello. Yes,
Speaker 1: and then Sam Burns top five, he went back to
Speaker 1: back the last two Valspart Championships plus five hundred, okay,
Speaker 1: and then also Dan Formula one naturally yeah yeah sure,
Speaker 1: Um five units on these everything else before is one unit?
Speaker 1: Um are you taking Max Verse stopping hit it, hit
Speaker 1: it stopping, son of a bitch. It's early. There's there's
Speaker 1: also in teen minutes to go and it's been thirteen
Speaker 1: four for about three minutes. We're okay, We're okay, okay.
Speaker 1: Who what do you have in Formula one? Um? Lewis
Speaker 1: Hamilton my guy, top six finish minus two eighty and
Speaker 1: then Max vers stopping to win minus two twenty five.
Speaker 1: My girlfriend's a big F one fan. She said, just
Speaker 1: bet on Max for stopping every week. So I'm gonna that.
Speaker 1: Well that that's you would take any talent, of course,
Speaker 1: none of this takes talent. Well, verset happen is he's
Speaker 1: been dominated. Yeah, And what happened to Lewis Hamilton is
Speaker 1: that Mercedes. Yeah, Apparently he came out and said he
Speaker 1: was like this car ship this year and they were like,
Speaker 1: all right, dude, calm down, well, I'd like to stand
Speaker 1: up for Mercedes, like d I love him. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean he's also like the best. Maybe Lewis Hamilton's ship here, Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe I mean could be user. Yeah yeah, that didn't
Speaker 1: that when you stop, it's still thirteen. Still bullshit that
Speaker 1: thirteen to four. What happened to Lewis Hamilton was the goat? Yes,
Speaker 1: he was in the Mercedes cars. Since two thousand and nine,
Speaker 1: only three Formula One titles have not been won by
Speaker 1: either Lewis Hamilton or Red Bull Damn the Red Bull rocks,
Speaker 1: the Honda engine okay anything, oh yeah, and also one
Speaker 1: unit on Fernando Alonso fastest lap plus six hundred. He's
Speaker 1: asked to Martin, I don't know what I'm doing. It's
Speaker 1: not Ashton Martin, it's Aston. Oh okay, that's my list,
Speaker 1: because there's there's cigars that are Ashton, Ashton Martin or
Speaker 1: just oh yeah, Ashton bad Larry all good dad. I'm
Speaker 1: through northern Virginia. I'm looking at the Washington Monument down
Speaker 1: down the river right now. Um, Harvard Grayson about an
Speaker 1: hour and you live the life just you and the
Speaker 1: you and the wife, just just me and NBA. Yes, um,
Speaker 1: Casey's had a grand grandson last Thursday. So if you
Speaker 1: couldn't make the trap. So Casey is your wife's sister, right,
Speaker 1: that would be your wife's sister. Your wife's sister would
Speaker 1: be your sister in law, right, I understand the most
Speaker 1: we refer as my sister in law. I don't say
Speaker 1: she's my wife's sister. Is that the zan X dealer?
Speaker 1: I forget that's the one, that's the one. Yeah. Actually,
Speaker 1: my wife's sitting in the death seat right now. She
Speaker 1: usually leaves this one for Casey, and Casey does my
Speaker 1: navigating for me. And he's sitting there right on. And
Speaker 1: I don't text m somebody, Yeah, get me out of
Speaker 1: the card. Yeah, I would be too if I were
Speaker 1: her Glory. No, his wife's not texting dude, Well she should.
Speaker 1: I didn't hear who say thanky texting anybody? But you, dude,
Speaker 1: very hard one on one to Mary Best, I said,
Speaker 1: tel band one on one's been very hard. Oh, I
Speaker 1: can imagine in the car with you. Can you imagine
Speaker 1: me carried delaram played five crowns in the hotel. It's
Speaker 1: a card game. I was up fifty than nothing when
Speaker 1: she quit. She quit a card game on me. Okay, man,
Speaker 1: once again, you live the life. She's miserable. She's miserable. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're at a motel six plant stupid as the amount
Speaker 1: of drugs you'd have to do to sleep with Larry.
Speaker 1: Those drugs have been discovered yet. Well his wife is
Speaker 1: a nurse. Oh yeah, there I go. I'll take two
Speaker 1: twin beds, thank you very much. Spice give us the king,
Speaker 1: Spice up the IV drip a little bit. Yeah. By
Speaker 1: the way, Shaye an irving podcast, and that's the title
Speaker 1: of the podcast. It's available wherever you consume your podcast.
Speaker 1: Wait what, we've taken a couple of weeks long. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: what's wrong. The producer got married, he had a honeymoon
Speaker 1: and all this other shit. So it's been a you
Speaker 1: fired him? No, no, hell no. It's well, why don't
Speaker 1: you bring in Ray. Ray could help you when you
Speaker 1: need a guest producer for your podcast. They never offered. Well,
Speaker 1: you can't really offer because he works for me. It's
Speaker 1: called does have a jobby job. It's a good point
Speaker 1: and it's not the legal tampering period anymore. All right,
Speaker 1: I'll figure it out right, Okay, So it's Shay and
Speaker 1: Irving is the podcast. Although you're not what what? Ray?
Speaker 1: You don't have to go to me right away. I
Speaker 1: was waiting for you to finish your thought. There. Can
Speaker 1: you find Randy Whitman's son? Yes? I did? And where
Speaker 1: did he play? Ball? Cornell? Oh wow, same shit. Damn
Speaker 1: that would have been a great poll. It still fails
Speaker 1: thirteen to four, six thread Danny, God, damn it still
Speaker 1: thirteen to four, Dirt, it's britt squad over thirteen to four.
Speaker 1: Larry Safe travels. Damn, you just fucking mushed yourself eleven
Speaker 1: and a half point. Oh my god, Dan, I actually
Speaker 1: I do have one more. Oh my god, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: lose my ship. But look at that form I can't do.
Speaker 1: We're not allowed to play by play what Dylan? Um?
Speaker 1: So I found out that they used like you know,
Speaker 1: chat GPT that AI shit. Yeah, um they filled out
Speaker 1: a bracket and I'm gonna do parlay. They final four
Speaker 1: that the robots? What the fuck was it? That's one
Speaker 1: of the worst free throw shooting forms I've ever seen. Okay,
Speaker 1: what are you saying though, I'm final four exact pick Baylor,
Speaker 1: Texas Duke and Gonzaga and it pays out like seven
Speaker 1: hundred to one. Okay, so I put that in. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's in the robot. It's still thirteen to four. And
Speaker 1: as we say goodbye, I'm so fucked up about it.
Speaker 1: This is the first game and you're a mess, Danny.
Speaker 1: I was a mess yesterday to play in. What it's real?
Speaker 1: You guys want to know the live lines right now?
Speaker 1: What is it? God damn it? West Virginia minus eight
Speaker 1: and a half. Hell yeah, it is, Larry over under one,
Speaker 1: twenty seven and a half. Everybody's I'm scoring points, a
Speaker 1: lot of time, a lot of time, a lot of
Speaker 1: basket it's sixteen to four. Yeah, fuck you idiots, West Virginia.
Speaker 1: All right, that's it. We're done. Bad Larry. Safe travels,
Speaker 1: and let us know when you're coming up this way.
Speaker 1: Maybe next week we'll talk. We'll talk next week. Okay,
Speaker 1: thank you, good lucky guy. Okay, that's Shay and Irving
Speaker 1: Dylan the graphics guy, Bad Larry, and we'll talk to
Speaker 1: you next year.