WEBVTT - Episode 62: Stop Saying Oral

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<v Speaker 1>This is Dan Patrick takes a gam gambling. There's something

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<v Speaker 1>that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually

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<v Speaker 1>making bets himself by using a proxy. And I became

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<v Speaker 1>consumed by it and now joined by bad Larry and

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<v Speaker 1>Dylan the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. You shut up? No,

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<v Speaker 1>you shut up? Hi Larry. By the way, the headline

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<v Speaker 1>is Shaye made it out of the Big East Tournament alive.

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<v Speaker 1>Because when we talked to you last week, I would

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<v Speaker 1>I would have taken the under How did you do

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<v Speaker 1>that day? I mean, you can't covered that was joyous.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't remember after I was. I was good during

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<v Speaker 1>the game. I locked it up during the game, had

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of hot dogs soaked up the booze. But

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how I got on that train. I

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<v Speaker 1>have no idea how I made the Grand Central what Marv? Wait, Shay,

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<v Speaker 1>did you get a tattoo in your head while you

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<v Speaker 1>were gone? No? I got those wait years ago? Oh

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<v Speaker 1>you know him? Danny Wait Jay's rocking the fresh cuts cut.

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<v Speaker 1>We're at war. Uh. This one says role model, that's

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<v Speaker 1>for the kids. That one's for the kids. And this

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<v Speaker 1>one says self made. It's got a thirty eight snumb dose,

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<v Speaker 1>my favorite pistol. Honestly, if you ask me to guess

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<v Speaker 1>what the two tattoos were, those probably would have been.

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<v Speaker 1>To my guesses, I forgot all about that. But you

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<v Speaker 1>got a new you know, fresh cut here. And yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's war time, Danny. It's tournament time, is what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly what I'm talking about, all right, all right, a

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<v Speaker 1>war with my bookie, that's the truth. You got to

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<v Speaker 1>intimidate them a little bit, right, No, you're not picking

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<v Speaker 1>up on Tuesday. How about next week? You see this revolver.

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<v Speaker 1>But Shay made it out of the Big East Tournament alive,

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<v Speaker 1>and uh, yukon you you won with Yukon right coverage down, Danny.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, I'm the mayor. Let me recap here. Dylan

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<v Speaker 1>lost five units. You're now minus nine yep. Uh, you

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<v Speaker 1>of course won the NFL regular and postseason for a while. Here, Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>Shay is minus four units. It's all about entertainment, Danny.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll pay I'll pay that price. Uh, bad Larry plus

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<v Speaker 1>fourteen units. Worst day. That's because bad Larry had a

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<v Speaker 1>good Day's awful awful? All right, Dylan, you want to

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<v Speaker 1>recap you lost golf everything, you lost lacrosse, yep, you had,

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<v Speaker 1>you had Denver money line versus Yale Harvard of the West.

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<v Speaker 1>You missed out on the Best Picture. You had band cheese.

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<v Speaker 1>The Oscars really boned me. I mean no, like what

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<v Speaker 1>everything everywhere once won seven Oscars again when they were

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<v Speaker 1>the favorites to do that. I know, but like you

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<v Speaker 1>took a chance. You took a chance on Banshee's Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>let's see Brendan Frasier, you got Best Actor and Michelle Yo. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I also I finally watched The Whale, like a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of days ago. Yeah, Anti Bummerly, what did you think

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<v Speaker 1>it was gonna be. He's not dropping, you know, one

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<v Speaker 1>hundred and fifty or five hundred pounds, dude, Now he's normal.

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<v Speaker 1>I was just like, fat, Brendan Frasier, this could be funny,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, no, it's actually really sad funny,

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<v Speaker 1>not meant to be funny. Oh no, I didn't think

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<v Speaker 1>it was. I had no idea. Really, I was just like,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, I'll watch the Whale. You also missed out

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<v Speaker 1>on the Best Supporting and Best Director. Yeah, I really

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<v Speaker 1>want you whiffed. Let me see college basketball. I did alright,

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<v Speaker 1>I went three and one and those uh, those random

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<v Speaker 1>ass games, and I still have zona to win the

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<v Speaker 1>title A plus seventeen hundred. All right, uh shade, let

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<v Speaker 1>me recap. You had Yukon, you got that you uh point,

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<v Speaker 1>got him by half a point? All right? Hook, let's

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<v Speaker 1>see you lost on your other bet. Uh yeah, everything else? Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>because you didn't bet that much last week. Recapping Bad

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<v Speaker 1>Larry who dominated at the with the golf tournament Victor Hoblin,

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<v Speaker 1>even though Bad Larry doesn't know how to pronounce his name,

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<v Speaker 1>top twenty and top ten. Damn Maxhoma, you got that one,

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<v Speaker 1>Colin on top ten, Colin Moorekawa, same top twenty, top ten.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure. No, no, no, you didn't. No, he

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<v Speaker 1>was top even twenty. You had him top ten as well.

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<v Speaker 1>So you got Victor Hoblin, Maxhoma, Colin Moore cow at

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<v Speaker 1>top ten. You got two of the three and I

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<v Speaker 1>only won five units. Here we go. I'm just I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. I didn't check him because I'm on the right, Dan,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm still on the road. I'm in northern Virginia. Now

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<v Speaker 1>are you look a gypsy cab driver? You're always on

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<v Speaker 1>a goddamn road or just a gypsy. Why is it

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<v Speaker 1>you're always on the road, but you're never on the

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<v Speaker 1>road up here? Oh um, yeah, I know, and we

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<v Speaker 1>go to Maine enough grandkids, But I don't know why.

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<v Speaker 1>I just never never on a Thursday. I guess it

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't have to be on a Thursday. Yeah, these guys

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<v Speaker 1>will be the way we happen to live in Connecticut.

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<v Speaker 1>In Texas, no, what the fuck? He fies up here

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<v Speaker 1>every Thursday. Take the Southwest Direct HPN you pidiot Puerto Rico.

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<v Speaker 1>He's always somewhere. Well, he doesn't live in Puerto Rico.

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<v Speaker 1>Jay used to be in Irving, Texas. Now he's in Connecticut.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, if you come up any day, bad Larry,

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<v Speaker 1>If you come up on a Saturday, these guys will

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<v Speaker 1>get together with you. Okay, well we'll make that trip shortly.

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<v Speaker 1>Who's weak X dealer? Who's weak slash driver? I've been gone.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been gone since last week. What I mean? What

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<v Speaker 1>the fuck does that he did to Georgia the Devil? Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>delivering great. I had to get out of Savanna because

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<v Speaker 1>they were setting up for the Saint Patty's Day parade

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<v Speaker 1>tomorrow and uh that's the ship show. So how to

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<v Speaker 1>get out of there? Um? I think I'm doing Harv

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<v Speaker 1>to grace Um, Delaware in a couple hours. Okay, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>as as Shaye reaches for a beer. I can't live

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<v Speaker 1>like this, Danny. Okay, you missed the over in Saint

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<v Speaker 1>John's Marquette, you missed Marquette against Saint John's. You got

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<v Speaker 1>the under providence Yukon, you missed Avier against A Paul

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<v Speaker 1>and uh you got Brendan Frasier to win Best Actor.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Okay, Okay, I do have to say Larry

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<v Speaker 1>has been pretty sharp with the golf so far this season.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like it. I don't either, Yeah, but he

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<v Speaker 1>was horrible in football, and that's where he always tells

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<v Speaker 1>me about how great he is is in football. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>bad Larry. The bets for this week March Madness has begun,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'll start with you and she're the leader in

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<v Speaker 1>the clubhouse. Okay, Now I gotta pull my So. I

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<v Speaker 1>did these picks last night around ten o'clock some roadside

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<v Speaker 1>hotel and I'm driving now. Okay, okay, how about I

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<v Speaker 1>recap and then you let me know if that's what

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<v Speaker 1>you want to go with. College is Charleston plus five

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<v Speaker 1>and a half five five. I'm not even gonna write

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<v Speaker 1>these down because I'll just listen to this again when

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<v Speaker 1>I get home. No, I'm gonna I'm gonna have Ray.

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<v Speaker 1>Ray's gonna write all this stuff down. That's his job.

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<v Speaker 1>So okay, all right, So college at Charleston plus five

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<v Speaker 1>for one unit. Yeah, these are all one Okay, this

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<v Speaker 1>past the state trooper. Okay, then I got you got

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<v Speaker 1>a slight song. He's not following me, so I'm happy. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm during the five in this game. One forty four

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<v Speaker 1>and a half, all right, under. I got the under

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<v Speaker 1>in the Virginia Firman game at under one thirty two. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I got the under in the Tennessee who are the playing? Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Louisiana Lafia, Yeah, under one thirty six. Yes, I got

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<v Speaker 1>Alabama lay in the twenty three and a half damn

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<v Speaker 1>against Texas A and M Corpus Christie Corpus Christy. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>I got just because we were asked to pick something

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<v Speaker 1>in the West Virginia Maryland game and I Shane came

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<v Speaker 1>right back with he liked the turps. I almost took.

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<v Speaker 1>I almost took West Virginia just because of that, but

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<v Speaker 1>I decided to go under one thirty seven and a half. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that game's going on now, yeah it is? Yeah, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>what else do you have? What's the score right now?

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<v Speaker 1>It's like eleven to eleven? Oh, I hope it's late.

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<v Speaker 1>I got Colegate plus fourteen against Texas and I got

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<v Speaker 1>the over in the Connecticut Iona game at one forty.

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<v Speaker 1>Colgate is the best three point shooting team in the nation.

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<v Speaker 1>O Cayse, shoot care. I think that happens every year.

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<v Speaker 1>Like they're like Colgate is the best three point team,

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<v Speaker 1>Like wait for them to make some noise and then

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<v Speaker 1>they just get bounced. Do you remember was it Randy

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<v Speaker 1>Whitman who played for the Hawks and his son did

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<v Speaker 1>he play maybe for Colgate? And didn't you go to

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<v Speaker 1>a press conference and drop passion bucket or something? If

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<v Speaker 1>memory serves me correctly, you made so many people drop passion.

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<v Speaker 1>I know I did. We had Kevin Love on Lottery

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<v Speaker 1>Night and he said his passion bucket was full. I

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<v Speaker 1>think Kobe said it to Cheryl Miller after a game,

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<v Speaker 1>that his passion bucket was full, unreal and that came

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<v Speaker 1>from Rick Neuheisel, the former college coach that he talked

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<v Speaker 1>about his passion bucket being filmed filled ray, are you

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<v Speaker 1>looking to see if Randy Whitman's son played at Colgate?

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<v Speaker 1>So I found Randy Whitman. I didn't find his son.

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<v Speaker 1>Is his son Randy Whitman? The second? You might be

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<v Speaker 1>here one second? That would make sense. All right if

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<v Speaker 1>bat Larry's got Yukon over Iona or that's the over

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<v Speaker 1>one forty correct? That's correct? Okay, all right, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>uh shay, you're up next. I got the Cyclones minus

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<v Speaker 1>four against pitt Miami laying two against Drake and by

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<v Speaker 1>the way, uh North Chad was doing shoot around. He

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<v Speaker 1>looks healthy to me. That's why I made that bet.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the big man. That's the big man. Okay, South

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<v Speaker 1>Utah minus eight against North Bama and then NC State

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<v Speaker 1>plus five and a half, which I love this bet

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<v Speaker 1>too much, way too much, and someone else does love it.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it. And then today we got Maryland plus

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<v Speaker 1>the three against the Ears, Arcy laying one and a

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<v Speaker 1>half against Illinois, and A and M laying the two

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<v Speaker 1>and a half against Penn State, the most dangerous team

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<v Speaker 1>in the tournament. NC State was an interesting team this year. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>they beat Duke, beat Miami, But I think there were

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<v Speaker 1>still people saying, did they deserve to be in the tournament.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a lot of people saying that they have a

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<v Speaker 1>shit they're covering. Okay, I didn't say they deserved or

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<v Speaker 1>didn't deserve. West Virginia twelve to four. Overland not good, Danny,

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<v Speaker 1>not good. I love it. It's early. It's thirteen to

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<v Speaker 1>four right now. Then if they don't get in it,

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<v Speaker 1>will somebody say, hey, Clemston should have been in the tournaments?

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<v Speaker 1>Rutgers Vand you find out if Randy Whitman's son played

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<v Speaker 1>at Colgate. I did not find Randy Whitman. Something I

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<v Speaker 1>keep up funny Randy Whitman. Okay, it's Walt Whitman. No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not okay, Dylan, are you good? God? How many

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<v Speaker 1>bets do you get? I have a few? Dan? All right? Um? Mad? Larry,

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<v Speaker 1>you're still driving. I'm still driving. I keep calling my

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<v Speaker 1>boy lewis Dale for you. And find out if Randy

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<v Speaker 1>Whitman's kid played there. Lewis Dale do it? Why Larry

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<v Speaker 1>big na tournament run? He comes down to play bar

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<v Speaker 1>five on five tournament. Larry, why don't you just say

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to call a friend. Oh, because I want

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<v Speaker 1>you to look up Louis Dale and give him a

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<v Speaker 1>little give him a little credit. I haven't seen him

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<v Speaker 1>in a year, Larry, eyes on the road. Nice run

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<v Speaker 1>in NCA to on that signal. All right, here we

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<v Speaker 1>go doing um? All right, so currently under way, I've

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<v Speaker 1>got West Virginia minus two and a half against Marylands.

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<v Speaker 1>Look good right now, it looks fantastic, dan Um. I

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<v Speaker 1>got Charleston plus five against San Diego State. Oh, Charleston's good,

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<v Speaker 1>but this seems like a popular pick. So they won

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of games. Yeah, okay, um Duke minus six

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<v Speaker 1>and a half against Oral Bob okay, which I actually

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<v Speaker 1>thought was a dental school until about a year and

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<v Speaker 1>a half ago. Okay, um, and it's the exact opposite,

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<v Speaker 1>uh Texas A and M minus two half against Penn State.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh so just a ton of guy's name, Robert, So yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>stop saying Oral Oral Um Santa Barbara plus ten a

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<v Speaker 1>half against Baylor, UM NC State plus five and alf

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<v Speaker 1>against Creighton. Ryan was shay on that way, the Hurricanes

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<v Speaker 1>minus two against Drake and it's he cheating off your paper.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying I wouldn't cheat off his paper, nobody, nor

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<v Speaker 1>would I cheat off mine. My bookie listens to the

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<v Speaker 1>podcast that's my phone, changes the points around, or he

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<v Speaker 1>texts you he's like, dude, you should hammer and stay

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<v Speaker 1>exactly exactly. I had a bookie who would I got

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<v Speaker 1>on a roll and then he would say, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>who do you like? And it felt like every time

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<v Speaker 1>I'd say, oh, you know, I like the Bears and

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<v Speaker 1>you go, yeah, four and a half. I go wait,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it's two yeah, and then it would be like, nope,

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<v Speaker 1>minus four and a half, and I'd be like, damn,

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<v Speaker 1>he's changing these lines on the right in front of me.

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<v Speaker 1>My bookie would shade Texas games, Cowboys games, Rangers games,

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<v Speaker 1>just shade the shit out of him, Like everybody else

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<v Speaker 1>is getting six? Why the hell am I eight and

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<v Speaker 1>a half? Yeah, you're betting it anyway. Uh, you got

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<v Speaker 1>golf bets. I did have some golf bets. Um Justin

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<v Speaker 1>Thomas to win plus eleven hundred. He's actually the favorite.

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<v Speaker 1>Um Dylan Wu top twenty plus three sixty, played well

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<v Speaker 1>at the Players and his first name is Dylan so

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<v Speaker 1>that was um Aha Batilla top twenty plus four fifty.

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<v Speaker 1>He came in second at the Puerto Rico Open last week,

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<v Speaker 1>so uh he just just got his tour card. Hello. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>and then Sam Burns top five, he went back to

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<v Speaker 1>back the last two Valspart Championships plus five hundred, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and then also Dan Formula one naturally yeah yeah sure,

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<v Speaker 1>Um five units on these everything else before is one unit?

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<v Speaker 1>Um are you taking Max Verse stopping hit it, hit

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<v Speaker 1>it stopping, son of a bitch. It's early. There's there's

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<v Speaker 1>also in teen minutes to go and it's been thirteen

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<v Speaker 1>four for about three minutes. We're okay, We're okay, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Who what do you have in Formula one? Um? Lewis

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<v Speaker 1>Hamilton my guy, top six finish minus two eighty and

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<v Speaker 1>then Max vers stopping to win minus two twenty five.

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<v Speaker 1>My girlfriend's a big F one fan. She said, just

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<v Speaker 1>bet on Max for stopping every week. So I'm gonna that.

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<v Speaker 1>Well that that's you would take any talent, of course,

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<v Speaker 1>none of this takes talent. Well, verset happen is he's

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<v Speaker 1>been dominated. Yeah, And what happened to Lewis Hamilton is

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<v Speaker 1>that Mercedes. Yeah, Apparently he came out and said he

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<v Speaker 1>was like this car ship this year and they were like,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, dude, calm down, well, I'd like to stand

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<v Speaker 1>up for Mercedes, like d I love him. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean he's also like the best. Maybe Lewis Hamilton's ship here, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe I mean could be user. Yeah yeah, that didn't

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<v Speaker 1>that when you stop, it's still thirteen. Still bullshit that

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<v Speaker 1>thirteen to four. What happened to Lewis Hamilton was the goat? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>he was in the Mercedes cars. Since two thousand and nine,

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<v Speaker 1>only three Formula One titles have not been won by

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<v Speaker 1>either Lewis Hamilton or Red Bull Damn the Red Bull rocks,

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<v Speaker 1>the Honda engine okay anything, oh yeah, and also one

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<v Speaker 1>unit on Fernando Alonso fastest lap plus six hundred. He's

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<v Speaker 1>asked to Martin, I don't know what I'm doing. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not Ashton Martin, it's Aston. Oh okay, that's my list,

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<v Speaker 1>because there's there's cigars that are Ashton, Ashton Martin or

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<v Speaker 1>just oh yeah, Ashton bad Larry all good dad. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>through northern Virginia. I'm looking at the Washington Monument down

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<v Speaker 1>down the river right now. Um, Harvard Grayson about an

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<v Speaker 1>hour and you live the life just you and the

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<v Speaker 1>you and the wife, just just me and NBA. Yes, um,

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<v Speaker 1>Casey's had a grand grandson last Thursday. So if you

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't make the trap. So Casey is your wife's sister, right,

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<v Speaker 1>that would be your wife's sister. Your wife's sister would

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<v Speaker 1>be your sister in law, right, I understand the most

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<v Speaker 1>we refer as my sister in law. I don't say

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<v Speaker 1>she's my wife's sister. Is that the zan X dealer?

0:16:56.720 --> 0:17:00.920
<v Speaker 1>I forget that's the one, that's the one. Yeah. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>my wife's sitting in the death seat right now. She

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<v Speaker 1>usually leaves this one for Casey, and Casey does my

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<v Speaker 1>navigating for me. And he's sitting there right on. And

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<v Speaker 1>I don't text m somebody, Yeah, get me out of

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<v Speaker 1>the card. Yeah, I would be too if I were

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<v Speaker 1>her Glory. No, his wife's not texting dude, Well she should.

0:17:25.359 --> 0:17:30.359
<v Speaker 1>I didn't hear who say thanky texting anybody? But you, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>very hard one on one to Mary Best, I said,

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<v Speaker 1>tel band one on one's been very hard. Oh, I

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<v Speaker 1>can imagine in the car with you. Can you imagine

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<v Speaker 1>me carried delaram played five crowns in the hotel. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a card game. I was up fifty than nothing when

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<v Speaker 1>she quit. She quit a card game on me. Okay, man,

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<v Speaker 1>once again, you live the life. She's miserable. She's miserable. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you're at a motel six plant stupid as the amount

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<v Speaker 1>of drugs you'd have to do to sleep with Larry.

0:18:09.600 --> 0:18:12.679
<v Speaker 1>Those drugs have been discovered yet. Well his wife is

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<v Speaker 1>a nurse. Oh yeah, there I go. I'll take two

0:18:16.920 --> 0:18:20.680
<v Speaker 1>twin beds, thank you very much. Spice give us the king,

0:18:22.720 --> 0:18:25.960
<v Speaker 1>Spice up the IV drip a little bit. Yeah. By

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<v Speaker 1>the way, Shaye an irving podcast, and that's the title

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<v Speaker 1>of the podcast. It's available wherever you consume your podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait what, we've taken a couple of weeks long. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>what's wrong. The producer got married, he had a honeymoon

0:18:40.359 --> 0:18:43.159
<v Speaker 1>and all this other shit. So it's been a you

0:18:43.240 --> 0:18:45.800
<v Speaker 1>fired him? No, no, hell no. It's well, why don't

0:18:45.840 --> 0:18:48.000
<v Speaker 1>you bring in Ray. Ray could help you when you

0:18:48.080 --> 0:18:53.640
<v Speaker 1>need a guest producer for your podcast. They never offered. Well,

0:18:53.680 --> 0:18:57.400
<v Speaker 1>you can't really offer because he works for me. It's

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<v Speaker 1>called does have a jobby job. It's a good point

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<v Speaker 1>and it's not the legal tampering period anymore. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll figure it out right, Okay, So it's Shay and

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<v Speaker 1>Irving is the podcast. Although you're not what what? Ray?

0:19:10.800 --> 0:19:12.320
<v Speaker 1>You don't have to go to me right away. I

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<v Speaker 1>was waiting for you to finish your thought. There. Can

0:19:14.280 --> 0:19:16.800
<v Speaker 1>you find Randy Whitman's son? Yes? I did? And where

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<v Speaker 1>did he play? Ball? Cornell? Oh wow, same shit. Damn

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<v Speaker 1>that would have been a great poll. It still fails

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<v Speaker 1>thirteen to four, six thread Danny, God, damn it still

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<v Speaker 1>thirteen to four, Dirt, it's britt squad over thirteen to four.

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<v Speaker 1>Larry Safe travels. Damn, you just fucking mushed yourself eleven

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<v Speaker 1>and a half point. Oh my god, Dan, I actually

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<v Speaker 1>I do have one more. Oh my god, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>lose my ship. But look at that form I can't do.

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<v Speaker 1>We're not allowed to play by play what Dylan? Um?

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<v Speaker 1>So I found out that they used like you know,

0:20:05.640 --> 0:20:09.200
<v Speaker 1>chat GPT that AI shit. Yeah, um they filled out

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<v Speaker 1>a bracket and I'm gonna do parlay. They final four

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<v Speaker 1>that the robots? What the fuck was it? That's one

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<v Speaker 1>of the worst free throw shooting forms I've ever seen. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what are you saying though, I'm final four exact pick Baylor,

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<v Speaker 1>Texas Duke and Gonzaga and it pays out like seven

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<v Speaker 1>hundred to one. Okay, so I put that in. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it's in the robot. It's still thirteen to four. And

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<v Speaker 1>as we say goodbye, I'm so fucked up about it.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the first game and you're a mess, Danny.

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<v Speaker 1>I was a mess yesterday to play in. What it's real?

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<v Speaker 1>You guys want to know the live lines right now?

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<v Speaker 1>What is it? God damn it? West Virginia minus eight

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<v Speaker 1>and a half. Hell yeah, it is, Larry over under one,

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<v Speaker 1>twenty seven and a half. Everybody's I'm scoring points, a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of time, a lot of time, a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>basket it's sixteen to four. Yeah, fuck you idiots, West Virginia.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, that's it. We're done. Bad Larry. Safe travels,

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<v Speaker 1>and let us know when you're coming up this way.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe next week we'll talk. We'll talk next week. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you, good lucky guy. Okay, that's Shay and Irving

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<v Speaker 1>Dylan the graphics guy, Bad Larry, and we'll talk to

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<v Speaker 1>you next year.