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Speaker 1: Hi, Catherine, Hi Chelsea, Hello, Hello, Hello, what a week?

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Speaker 2: What a world?

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Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, have you been I well, I've been

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Speaker 1: spending a lot of time in my hyperbaric chamber.

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Speaker 3: Last week.

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Speaker 1: I had some healing to do, so I was in

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Speaker 1: there getting after it, and so I read about four books.

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Speaker 1: I reread that book Letting Go, the one I love

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Speaker 1: to talk about. Yes, and it couldn't have come at

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Speaker 1: a better time. I should have read it about two

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Speaker 1: months ago. And I want anyone who is going through

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Speaker 1: any sort of turmoil, stress, negative patterns of thoughts or

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Speaker 1: any of those things, anyone who needs to put a

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Speaker 1: little extra pep in your step. This is a very

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Speaker 1: deep book about metaphysics, so it's kind of I've started

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Speaker 1: to read this book before and put it down about

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Speaker 1: ten pages in, going well this is too much. But

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Speaker 1: I promise you, if you can get past that window

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Speaker 1: and you don't give up, you will change your vibes

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Speaker 1: within twenty four hours.

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Speaker 4: It sounds like it comes back into your life when

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Speaker 4: you need it.

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Speaker 1: Well, it should have come a lot sooner, okay, Catherine,

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Speaker 1: Because you know I was getting stressed out about all

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Speaker 1: the nonsense going on around my house you know, finally

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Speaker 1: we're seeing my house come together and progress and everything.

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Speaker 5: But again, you know, letting negativity.

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Speaker 3: Get you is up to you. You don't have to

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Speaker 3: go into that.

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Speaker 1: And like I know, people are dealing with much more,

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Speaker 1: much more serious problems and much less serious problems. But

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Speaker 1: like when you actually change your outlook and your vibration,

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Speaker 1: you change everything that's coming your way all of a sudden,

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Speaker 1: when nothing seems to be going right, and you can

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Speaker 1: get in there and actually understand what letting go means,

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Speaker 1: things start to go right, and then you start to

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Speaker 1: get all these opportunities start to come your way, and

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Speaker 1: then fixes come your way, and nicer people come your way,

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Speaker 1: and people want to help. And it's been it's really

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Speaker 1: transform I mean, I'm still reading it.

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Speaker 5: I read it.

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Speaker 1: I'm in the middle of it now, but I won't

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Speaker 1: go that long without rereading it again.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's awesome.

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Speaker 5: It's by David Hawkings. For anyone listening.

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Speaker 4: He is no longer with us.

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Speaker 3: Oh he's dead. He's dead. Oh well, trying to get

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Speaker 3: over the shell.

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Speaker 5: But we did.

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Speaker 3: I was going to say we should book him. He

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Speaker 3: was not alive. He was not alive.

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Speaker 6: Unfortunately I had just finished my reading goal for the year.

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Speaker 6: I'm very excited. I'm what was the goal thirty two books?

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Speaker 6: And I finished last night thirty two the year for

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Speaker 6: the year. How did you come up with that number?

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Speaker 4: I just sort of guessed. I was like, well, not

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Speaker 4: quite three a month and not quite two, so you know,

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Speaker 4: so that's great.

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Speaker 3: Thank for you.

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Speaker 1: Reading is really the biggest gift we can give ourselves.

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Speaker 6: Truly, And you know what, I have been using good Reads,

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Speaker 6: which it like keeps track of everything and it really

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Speaker 6: sort of gamifies reading.

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Speaker 4: So you're like, oh, no, I'm like a five percent instead.

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Speaker 5: Of yes, it's so nice. Have you read the book

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Speaker 5: on the Island of Sea Women?

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Speaker 4: I gave you the copy? Actually, oh, I was going

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Speaker 4: to ask have you read it?

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Speaker 3: Oh my god?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Well I started reading it and I had to

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Speaker 1: read another book for another guest we have.

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Speaker 5: We're having on but I'm in it. And then I

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Speaker 5: saw that it's.

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Speaker 1: A show on Apple Oh my gosh, it's an show

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Speaker 1: on Apple TV called I was like, wait, well, I

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Speaker 1: didn't want to watch it because I want to read

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Speaker 1: the book first. Yeah, It's like, if I watch it,

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to read the books. It's fascinating. It

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Speaker 1: is fascinating. That's a cool book. It's a really cool book.

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Speaker 1: I tried to get my friend and I were like, oh,

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Speaker 1: what should we read from Abraham for Gayes, you know,

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Speaker 1: like I wrote Convenent of Water yeah, and Cutting for

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Speaker 1: Stone was recommended to me by like three people. So

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Speaker 1: I gave it to my friend and he was like,

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Speaker 1: nothing has happened in this book in two hundred pages,

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Speaker 1: and I go, oh, I was gonna let you read

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Speaker 5: But it's just his writing is so dense. It's dense,

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Speaker 5: and it's a far away land like Island of Sea.

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Speaker 1: Woman is obviously in a far away land literal, but

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Speaker 1: this is really this is another far away land. And

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't, I don't know what you're talking about,

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Speaker 1: and I don't. I don't want to read hard right now,

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Speaker 1: Like I mean, letting go is something I'm familiar with.

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Speaker 1: You know, you just have to get back in the practice. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so that's easier, even though that is deep.

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Speaker 4: I kept thinking of me when I was reading this

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Speaker 4: last book that I just finished.

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Speaker 1: It's called Night Bitch, Have you read it, date bitch.

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Speaker 6: It's a movie or it's going to be a movie

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Speaker 6: with Amy Adams, and it's by a Mennonite author, which

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Speaker 6: is what made me first.

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Speaker 4: Get interested in it.

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Speaker 6: It's kind of a horror, kind of a little magical realism,

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Speaker 6: but it's about a woman who is a new mom

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Speaker 6: and she believes she's like turning into a dog at night.

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Speaker 3: So it's a little wild, okay.

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Speaker 6: But also it's an incredible meditation on motherhood, on being

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Speaker 6: a woman, on the responsibilities that we face, on not

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Speaker 6: asking for what we need.

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Speaker 5: So a lot of there seems to be a lot

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Speaker 5: of that going around.

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Speaker 1: I can't wait until after the election and hopefully in

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Speaker 1: success it'll just be all positive female vibes, you know

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Speaker 1: what I mean, if we can make this happen. I'm

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Speaker 1: already pretending it did happen. I campaigned earlier this week

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Speaker 1: for the first time actually in this election, which you know,

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Speaker 1: I've been doing other things, but more quiet because you know,

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Speaker 1: people don't like what I love to bang on and

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Speaker 1: bang on with Jane Fonda. Actually, my girlfriend Connie Brittan

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Speaker 1: this week in Alvuquerquez. Yes, we went earlier this week,

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Speaker 1: so that was fun.

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Speaker 2: Oh.

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Speaker 5: Also, I'm coming.

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Speaker 3: Where am I coming?

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Speaker 1: Kansas City, Saint Louis, and Indianapolis. Tickets are still available.

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Speaker 1: I asked my agents, I'm like, why are tickets still available?

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Speaker 1: And they said, because this is your third time returning

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Speaker 1: to the market years And I'm like, isn't that your job?

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Speaker 4: Come on, let's shop people anyway.

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Speaker 1: And then I'm going back to Vegas November two and

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Speaker 1: November thirtieth.

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Speaker 3: So that's fun.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, our guest today.

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Speaker 1: I watched her new special that has just came out,

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Speaker 1: which is really funny, called Breadwinner, and her name is

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Speaker 1: Heather McMahon, so please welcome Heather McMahon. The good thing

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Speaker 1: about chows is is that they're one person dog like

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Speaker 1: they're not interested in others.

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Speaker 3: Uh huh.

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Speaker 1: And I never really noticed that, but I don't mind

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Speaker 1: it anyway. Like my friends would come over and walk

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Speaker 1: into the room and the dogs wouldn't move. Yeah, And

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Speaker 1: I was like, well that's you're insecure. You care about that,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like, who cares what? I

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Speaker 1: don't want a dog jumping all over me. But this

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Speaker 1: dog is so he distributes his love so evenly to

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Speaker 5: It is such a joy like well opportunists.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and he's so sweet and he cuddles up to people,

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Speaker 1: and then the joy that that elicits is so joyful

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Speaker 1: for me. So he's really bringing I didn't know how

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Speaker 1: much joy I was missing out on.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: So that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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Speaker 3: You should stick to that. I am a frenchie mom,

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Speaker 3: so I get it. I mean, they like growled, they screamed,

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Speaker 3: They're you know, breathing deeply in your face, and I'm obsessed.

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Speaker 3: I look at my dogs like I breast fat on.

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Speaker 3: I cauried them for nine months, the whole thing. Those

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Speaker 3: are my children, some craving breast milk. That's weird that

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Speaker 3: you bring that up. I'm sitting with Heather McMahon, Hi, Anny,

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Speaker 3: how are you. I'm just so happy that I know

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Speaker 3: who you are because you and I don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't mean that the way it sounded, but I

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Speaker 1: didn't know you and then Jamie somehow, which is why

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Speaker 1: I wanted to talk to you, because I'm like, how

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Speaker 1: could we not know each other? Because you're a very

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Speaker 1: accomplished stand up comedian and the only reason and this

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Speaker 1: sounds terrible, but whatever, I the only reason you came

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Speaker 1: to my attention is because Jamie Greenberg, our mutual friend,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, you have to meet Heather McMahon.

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Speaker 3: You were going to love her.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, how do I not know who

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Speaker 1: Heather McMahon is? And then I started seeing your name everywhere?

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Speaker 1: And then I saw you were doing the pantagious like

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Speaker 3: How the fuck have.

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Speaker 5: We not met?

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Speaker 3: It's because I'm not in La. I used to be

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Speaker 3: in LA, and I owe a lot to Jamie. Shout

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Speaker 3: out to Jamie Greenberg. She not too many. You know

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Speaker 3: what that? Can I tell you that cut has been

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Speaker 3: very busy and she's like, you have a book me.

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Speaker 5: In a minute ago, Jamie, You're always fucking book.

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Speaker 3: That's a funny thing.

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Speaker 1: She says that because Jamie, I hope you're listening, and

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Speaker 1: she is because she listens to every podcast. She said

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Speaker 1: the same thing to me. She goes, are you sure

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Speaker 1: I'm still number one on your call sheet? And I said,

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure. Not number one on my call sheet,

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Speaker 1: but number one of my makeup, and I go, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure, yes, Jamie never availed, and then so I

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Speaker 1: made sure again that she was and guess who was

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Speaker 5: So Jamie, this is your intervention.

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Speaker 3: Jamie. We know you have three children who have a

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Speaker 3: lot of after school activities.

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Speaker 1: A lot of them is like a professional softball player already.

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Speaker 1: And she's only fucking she's not even fourteen years old.

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Speaker 1: Like they just came back from Italy.

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Speaker 3: She was playing.

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Speaker 5: Softball in Italy. In Italy, your life has gotten away

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Speaker 5: from you. Oh my gosh, I said, this is extreme.

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Speaker 3: I'm telling you right now, I don't have kids yet,

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Speaker 3: but when I do, they're not doing travel sports. There's

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Speaker 3: no travel baseball. I hope I have indoor kiddies. I

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Speaker 3: hope that they just want to they want to play

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Speaker 3: Halo all day. That's great.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna strike me as somebody who would want children, really.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you just, well, your personality doesn't seem do

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Speaker 1: you want your selfish?

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Speaker 3: People something? All the time they're like, are you an

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Speaker 3: but no, I am not. No, I do want kids.

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Speaker 3: It's I don't know how. I guess I just wanted

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Speaker 3: vision boards. Okay, So here's my thing. I started it

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Speaker 3: Mysion without my husband, with no one bothering me. That's

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Speaker 3: Yeah, And just have my little pieta tear and like

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Speaker 3: And I, you know, and I have like an assistantly

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Speaker 1: I don't have to speak to another That's yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: Oh I wish I could. I wish my dog could talk.

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Speaker 1: It's all gonna be judgment, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 3: They're not going to.

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Speaker 1: Approve of my life style. They're gonna be like, what

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Speaker 1: You know, I'm already in comedy. People tell me they

439
00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:17,480
Speaker 1: fucking hate my face every other day. I don't also

440
00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:19,360
Speaker 1: need my dogs to be like you look weather. This

441
00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:21,880
Speaker 1: is This is another interesting conversation I had that I

442
00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:23,840
Speaker 1: keep repeating lately. You know how sometimes you get on

443
00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:26,480
Speaker 1: a thing and you repeat the same shit. My friend

444
00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:28,240
Speaker 1: was telling me. I had a friend who used to

445
00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:30,040
Speaker 1: always tell me that I needed to find somebody who

446
00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:31,680
Speaker 1: would put me in my place, Like, in terms of

447
00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:33,560
Speaker 1: a partner, you need someone who's going to put you

448
00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:35,080
Speaker 1: in your place. And then I was at my friend

449
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:37,040
Speaker 1: Leah's house the other day and I was talking about that.

450
00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:39,400
Speaker 1: She goes, you're in your place. What do you need

451
00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:41,040
Speaker 1: someone to put you in your place with? She's like,

452
00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:42,640
Speaker 1: all you do is fight with men.

453
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Speaker 5: All day long?

454
00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:46,760
Speaker 1: Has your career like, I mean, not literally, but kind

455
00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:50,360
Speaker 1: of theoretically I do. I'm like, you're fucking right, I

456
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:53,440
Speaker 1: don't need someone. I'm not looking for another challenge, you

457
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,480
Speaker 1: know what I mean. I don't need to come home and.

458
00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:58,120
Speaker 5: Argue with that person. It's like every day is a

459
00:16:58,160 --> 00:16:58,920
Speaker 5: fight almost.

460
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Speaker 1: Yeah.

461
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Speaker 3: Every day I wake up, I put on my you

462
00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:04,560
Speaker 3: know dress from anthropology that barely buttons, and I'm like,

463
00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:06,879
Speaker 3: I'm good. I'm already fighting the fucking man. I'm fighting

464
00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:10,000
Speaker 3: the system. We're already an entertainment. We hate ourselves.

465
00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:13,040
Speaker 1: Like, I know he's gonna kiss my ass and just

466
00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:15,479
Speaker 1: tell me that I'm a wonderful, that I'm beautiful, and

467
00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:17,199
Speaker 1: I want you to fuck me a lot, you know.

468
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:18,960
Speaker 3: What I mean, And that's all I want.

469
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Speaker 5: Amen, And don't be a douchebag.

470
00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:24,920
Speaker 1: Be a good person, and don't interject during conversations where

471
00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:28,280
Speaker 1: you don't know what you're talking about to make yourself heard.

472
00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:30,960
Speaker 1: Just sit back and enjoy the show. Yeah, you know,

473
00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:33,560
Speaker 1: and be hot, be hot, just be fucking hot. Yeah,

474
00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:35,919
Speaker 1: that is for my husband, Jeff. Just be hot.

475
00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:37,760
Speaker 5: The other day he plays a ton of golf, which

476
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,840
Speaker 5: is fine, do your thing. That's not hot to me.

477
00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:42,520
Speaker 5: Yeah exactly, I said you have to.

478
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Speaker 3: If you wear the golf suit to the course and

479
00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:46,560
Speaker 3: then you come home and we're doing like a date

480
00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:48,560
Speaker 3: night you have, He's like, he'll put on a clean

481
00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:50,480
Speaker 3: golf shirt with a nice pair of jeans and like

482
00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:54,080
Speaker 3: his Gucci lovers Like, no, no, no, a different fucking shirt. Jeff, Like,

483
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,200
Speaker 3: help me the fuck out.

484
00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:58,760
Speaker 1: Seriously, the golf shirt said, they are for golf.

485
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Speaker 3: They're for golf. We live in the South and everybody

486
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:03,920
Speaker 3: wears golf attired to fucking everything shirts.

487
00:18:04,119 --> 00:18:07,439
Speaker 1: Golf is the title of this episode, Seriously, because that

488
00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:08,720
Speaker 1: message needs to get out there.

489
00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:10,960
Speaker 5: It does, and it's gonna get out there from the women.

490
00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:12,359
Speaker 1: That listen to this podcast, because I don't know a

491
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:14,240
Speaker 1: ton of straight men that are listening to this podcast.

492
00:18:14,359 --> 00:18:15,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, and if they are, they're not going to be

493
00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:16,639
Speaker 5: straight for long.

494
00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:20,520
Speaker 3: No. Fuck. My whole new special is about just like

495
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,080
Speaker 3: I try to explain to like, because I consider myself

496
00:18:23,119 --> 00:18:24,960
Speaker 3: a golf widow. I'm like, you know, because I never

497
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Speaker 3: see him. I mean, my husband could be fucking dead.

498
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Speaker 3: You know, you don't hear frohim for hours. It's always

499
00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:29,920
Speaker 3: the excuse they're on the back nine. You're like, you

500
00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:32,240
Speaker 3: could be blowing ten dudes in a clubhouse somewhere and

501
00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:33,760
Speaker 3: I don't know, you know, you could be gay.

502
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Speaker 5: For you don't I don't know, I don't.

503
00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:37,000
Speaker 3: Know what you're doing. But I try to like go

504
00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:39,360
Speaker 3: and like explain to my audience. Is like, guys, this

505
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:42,240
Speaker 3: is why your wife is fucking bitchy on a Saturday

506
00:18:42,359 --> 00:18:44,560
Speaker 3: because she's stuck at home with the three kids. Well,

507
00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:47,320
Speaker 3: you disappear for eighteen hours. As women, we don't get

508
00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:49,600
Speaker 3: that fucking luxury, you know what I mean. I escaped

509
00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:51,639
Speaker 3: to like get my nails done like ninety minutes. You

510
00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:52,400
Speaker 3: get my nails a little.

511
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Speaker 1: If you're Jamie Greenberg, you actually go get your nails

512
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Speaker 1: done for four hours. Have you seen her fucking nails?

513
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Speaker 1: I know, I'm I'm like, you know that you are

514
00:19:00,119 --> 00:19:02,560
Speaker 1: not in a you're not a rapper, first.

515
00:19:02,359 --> 00:19:04,520
Speaker 5: Of all, right, you don't work at Magic City?

516
00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:05,720
Speaker 1: Is she up to?

517
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,040
Speaker 3: I know it's she, and she's got the lashes. She's

518
00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:10,840
Speaker 3: just it's a lot. It's always like the bee boy

519
00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:13,840
Speaker 3: pants on hip and I don't know what the is

520
00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:14,280
Speaker 3: happening at.

521
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Speaker 5: Least or hanging on tightly.

522
00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:17,320
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?

523
00:19:17,359 --> 00:19:19,959
Speaker 5: To a decade that she's not part of. That's how

524
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Speaker 5: I like to phrase, Please do not fuck up my

525
00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:24,399
Speaker 5: face tomorrow. I have a very important thing to be

526
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:25,000
Speaker 5: on camera for.

527
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Speaker 3: Please don't.

528
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Speaker 1: I'm going to see her for dinner tonight. I'm gonna

529
00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:31,360
Speaker 1: tell her that we dragged her. She's fine with it.

530
00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:33,200
Speaker 1: So wait, when is your new special coming out?

531
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Speaker 3: Sometime in October?

532
00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:36,800
Speaker 5: Wait, it's Netflix, It's it's Hulu.

533
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Speaker 3: We're on.

534
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:41,200
Speaker 5: You went to Hulu because Hulu was offering the Big Bucks. Yes,

535
00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:42,920
Speaker 5: I guess. I don't know if I saw the Big

536
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:44,919
Speaker 5: Bucks well, referring it to some of them.

537
00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:48,080
Speaker 1: A lot of comments have gone over, Yeah, a lot

538
00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:49,359
Speaker 1: of comments have gone over to Hulu.

539
00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:51,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, So it's coming out sometime in.

540
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Speaker 3: October's coming out sometime in October? Should we know what

541
00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:57,640
Speaker 3: the day with Yeah, it's called bread Winter, bread Winner. Yeah. Yeah,

542
00:19:57,680 --> 00:20:01,119
Speaker 3: it's all about making more money. Yeah, leaning in.

543
00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:03,159
Speaker 1: So tell us what's on your vision? Are you okay

544
00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:04,240
Speaker 1: telling us what's on your vision?

545
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,840
Speaker 3: Speaking of new existence, Well, like I really want to

546
00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:09,880
Speaker 3: play Madison Square Garden. That's like the dream. I want

547
00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:11,640
Speaker 3: to do the arena. There's not a lot of women

548
00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:14,200
Speaker 3: doing arenas, and I think we could do the arenas.

549
00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:16,760
Speaker 3: We all might have to band together, but we need

550
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:19,280
Speaker 3: like a women's show at Mathison Square Garden. I mean,

551
00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:21,440
Speaker 3: I want to have my own TV show. I really

552
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:24,040
Speaker 3: like a talk show. No, I would love a talk show,

553
00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:26,000
Speaker 3: but I'm trying to do scripted right now, and I've

554
00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:28,080
Speaker 3: sold like three shows and like I can never get

555
00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:29,919
Speaker 3: anything picked up, so I'm trying to like get it,

556
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:31,920
Speaker 3: you know, get it picked up. Yeah, I'm a little

557
00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:34,160
Speaker 3: sick of myself. Like I love to stand up obviously,

558
00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:37,280
Speaker 3: because that's like storytelling and I love That's like a given, right,

559
00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:38,480
Speaker 3: So when you get on the road, it's like, as

560
00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:39,959
Speaker 3: long as I can put asses in seats, I can

561
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Speaker 3: do wherever the fuck I want. I think the development

562
00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:43,840
Speaker 3: side of like television, I mean, you've been in this

563
00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:46,960
Speaker 3: business forever at least with scripted, it's like you're not

564
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,240
Speaker 3: in control of anything. You could have the best fucking

565
00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:50,800
Speaker 3: idea in the world, you get the best script, but

566
00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:52,640
Speaker 3: it's up to some like guy in a suit who

567
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:55,120
Speaker 3: has never met you. And that's what's making me fucking nuts.

568
00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:57,000
Speaker 3: I just want to get my show across the finish line.

569
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Speaker 5: I see, that's what I want to do.

570
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Speaker 2: Well.

571
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Speaker 3: I mean, it sounds like it'll probably happen for you.

572
00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:00,920
Speaker 3: I let's hope.

573
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:01,400
Speaker 5: Let's hope.

574
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:03,560
Speaker 3: I mean, it seems like you're somebody who gets shipped done.

575
00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:06,240
Speaker 3: I try to, but like today, you know, I'm sitting

576
00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:08,480
Speaker 3: in my office with my agents and I'm like, all

577
00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:10,240
Speaker 3: the things that are happening is because we were talking

578
00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:11,960
Speaker 3: about this earlier, because we're still hustling.

579
00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:12,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, like I would.

580
00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:15,240
Speaker 3: I can't wait, Chelsea. I'm not in the position yet.

581
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:17,600
Speaker 3: I can't wait till I they're they're offering me shit

582
00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:19,320
Speaker 3: and I'm like, no, no, you know what I mean,

583
00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:21,320
Speaker 3: or it's just I don't. I'm still in the audition phase.

584
00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:23,560
Speaker 3: I'm making self tapes in my basement with my mom,

585
00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:25,159
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. That's where we're still at.

586
00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:26,360
Speaker 3: We're still brinding yeah.

587
00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:27,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the thing.

588
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Speaker 1: It's like, at a certain point is aren't things supposed

589
00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:29,920
Speaker 1: to get easier?

590
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Speaker 5: I'm forty nine years old, and I'm.

591
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Speaker 1: Like, why am I fucking I flying to parts of

592
00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:36,399
Speaker 1: the country where I'm like, wait, I've crossed this place.

593
00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:38,360
Speaker 1: Didn't I cross this city off my list like six

594
00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:38,840
Speaker 1: years ago?

595
00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:40,200
Speaker 5: What am I doing back here?

596
00:21:40,359 --> 00:21:44,120
Speaker 3: Yeah? I agree, But it's like, you know, the road life.

597
00:21:44,119 --> 00:21:46,040
Speaker 3: You're just like, all right, we're going back to Vermont.

598
00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:48,639
Speaker 3: Let's just buckle up, get the ban for going. And

599
00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:50,239
Speaker 3: then those people are so happy to see you.

600
00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:52,359
Speaker 1: And then there's a nice silver lining to almost everything

601
00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:54,640
Speaker 1: because it's like, my lifestyle is so nice, I'm sure

602
00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:55,920
Speaker 1: as your years is too.

603
00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:58,840
Speaker 5: I get to provide and support so many people.

604
00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:01,440
Speaker 1: In my life, including myself, and so it's like I

605
00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:03,160
Speaker 1: don't want to be seen as complaining.

606
00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:06,840
Speaker 5: I would just like a little bit have a little

607
00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:08,159
Speaker 5: bit of a fucking strategy.

608
00:22:09,359 --> 00:22:10,800
Speaker 3: That's what it is. It's like, I'm like, am I

609
00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:12,720
Speaker 3: supposed to do this? It's I'm seventy what if we

610
00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:15,119
Speaker 3: supposed to do? I know my strategy, but I just

611
00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:17,280
Speaker 3: need yall to get the strategy. Yeah, let's get we

612
00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:20,240
Speaker 3: need energy yeah, energy. Yeah.

613
00:22:20,359 --> 00:22:21,919
Speaker 5: Can I ask you a personal question about your sex

614
00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:22,560
Speaker 5: life with your husband?

615
00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:26,439
Speaker 3: Absolutely? It seems like I can. Yeah, fun since you

616
00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:27,280
Speaker 3: because I don't.

617
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Speaker 1: Get a lot of people that are married without children. Okay,

618
00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:31,760
Speaker 1: so what is the sex life? How long have you

619
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Speaker 1: been married?

620
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Speaker 3: We've been married three years together, like thirteen years. Oh okay,

621
00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:37,320
Speaker 3: so that's a long time, long time. So what is

622
00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:38,959
Speaker 3: your sex life not having children?

623
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:39,760
Speaker 5: Not having children?

624
00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:41,760
Speaker 3: Well, we do have two French bulldogs in the bed,

625
00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:43,520
Speaker 3: so there are moments where we have to like physically

626
00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:46,080
Speaker 3: remove them. But our sex life is still great.

627
00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:46,359
Speaker 2: You know.

628
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:48,920
Speaker 3: I feel like there's kind of this idea that people

629
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:50,480
Speaker 3: like don't want to have sex with their spouse anymore.

630
00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:52,119
Speaker 5: I'm still very hot and horny for my husband.

631
00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:53,800
Speaker 1: But I think the reason people don't want to have

632
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:55,960
Speaker 1: sex with their spouses anymore is when they have children,

633
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,359
Speaker 1: because that freaking ruins it.

634
00:22:57,520 --> 00:22:59,439
Speaker 3: Well, and I and I will say, I've had this

635
00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:01,280
Speaker 3: conversation with my husband. I'm like, listen, I love you,

636
00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:02,919
Speaker 3: but watching you play golf all the time, like I

637
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,840
Speaker 3: need to know that you're going to step up and

638
00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:07,040
Speaker 3: he'll be an amazing father. But there is that little

639
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:09,199
Speaker 3: tiny bit in me that's like, is like, will I

640
00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:11,199
Speaker 3: be resentful? You know, because I see my other girlfriends

641
00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:13,920
Speaker 3: who can get resentful, just like the men not caring

642
00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:16,359
Speaker 3: enough of their weight. But when it comes to sex,

643
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:18,399
Speaker 3: we still have a really great sex life. But it's tough.

644
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,800
Speaker 3: I actually think one of the reasons why it's good

645
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:22,719
Speaker 3: is because I am on the road, you know, It's

646
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:24,639
Speaker 3: almost like we're long distance. That's well, that's what I

647
00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:26,720
Speaker 3: was gonna say. I'm out, I do my thing, and

648
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:28,640
Speaker 3: then I come home and I still want to see you. Yeah,

649
00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:30,720
Speaker 3: if I was home all the time, I'd probably fucking.

650
00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:31,440
Speaker 5: My best friend.

651
00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:34,280
Speaker 1: She has a big job and her partner are always away,

652
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:36,480
Speaker 1: and I think I don't know anything about their sex

653
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:38,119
Speaker 1: life because she's British and she would never talk to

654
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Speaker 1: me about that.

655
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,840
Speaker 5: But I think that the reason why.

656
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Speaker 1: They have such a healthy relationship is because they don't

657
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Speaker 1: spend so much time together. And I do want to say, like,

658
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Speaker 1: I do have some friends who have kids who have

659
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Speaker 1: a sexy, great, sexy, healthy sex life, is what I

660
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Speaker 1: was trying to say. Like my friend Christine, she and

661
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Speaker 1: her husband have sex all the time and they have girls.

662
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Speaker 1: But it's definitely I notice that people without children have

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Speaker 1: the best sex and then people who are on their

664
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Speaker 1: second marriages have the sex life because they didn't have

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Speaker 1: the kids with that person.

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Speaker 5: There's something about children. And obviously there are exceptions to

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Speaker 5: this rule.

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Speaker 1: To people who are listening, if you have crazy sex

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Speaker 1: with your husband, call us write us in because I'm

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Speaker 1: sure we'll have an episode about that at some point,

671
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Speaker 1: or how to keep your sex life going, because it's

672
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Speaker 1: just a matter of having Like I only want long

673
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Speaker 1: distance relationships. I don't want someone in my house. I

674
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Speaker 1: know I will get tired of I know it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. So, and we also, I mean we don't have kids.

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Speaker 3: We do have like a seventy six year old toddler

677
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Speaker 3: because my mom lives with us. We live with her.

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Speaker 5: However, you want to splice it.

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Speaker 3: So there are times where I'm like, meet me at

680
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Speaker 3: the same regions and bucket and we're just gonna have

681
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Speaker 3: our moment because there is still you can hear Robin

682
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Speaker 3: making a cup of tea, you know, on the other week,

683
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Speaker 3: like Jesus, okay, yeah, you know, Robin's yelling up that

684
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Speaker 3: did you set the alarm? I'm like, mom, if it's

685
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Speaker 3: fucking red in the kitchen on the keypad, the.

686
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Speaker 5: Alarms on you know, where did you grow up?

687
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Speaker 3: Atlanta?

688
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Speaker 5: But my mom's from Boston.

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Speaker 3: Where's the sex? Okay?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it's just in Boston.

691
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Speaker 1: So I was like in Maine actually, and I kept

692
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Speaker 1: saying to my cousin, Oh, this is a Boston accent,

693
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Speaker 1: and I go, I love these accents on women only.

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Speaker 3: I'm un men.

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Speaker 1: It's a little bit. So it's like, uh oh, but

696
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Speaker 1: when women talk like that, I fucking makes me. I

697
00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:16,760
Speaker 1: just love it reminds me that it makes me know

698
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Speaker 1: that I'm getting fresh clamson, you know what I mean.

699
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Speaker 5: Because I'm an East Coaster.

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Speaker 1: I grew up in Martha's Vineyard in the summer, so

701
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Speaker 1: I'm a total Like when I hear a Boston accent,

702
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Speaker 1: I feel at home.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you get the tingles. It's like, hey and some

704
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Speaker 3: mort tingles. My mom's so funny. She's lived in the

705
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Speaker 3: South for like thirty almost forty years, and she'll be

706
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Speaker 3: at her country club and she's like thinks that she

707
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Speaker 3: is so Southern, but she's like packing the can, having

708
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Speaker 3: Cathy get me a you know a red wine that

709
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Speaker 3: pino nowa Like she's screaming across the bar in her

710
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Speaker 3: country club. She's a tiny little redhead, looks like Judge

711
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Speaker 3: Judy and everyone just leans in.

712
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Speaker 5: They're like, that's Robin Boston.

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Speaker 3: Robin like she runs Atlanta though, and she runs these

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Speaker 3: circles with these like super Southern women and it's just

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Speaker 3: Robin run on the show.

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Speaker 1: So you grew up in Atlanta, so you spent your

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Speaker 1: time there. My brother, my brothers, and sis went to

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Speaker 1: Emory University School, so I grew up going and there

719
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Speaker 1: was a bar there called Pj's. Yeah, it's no longer there,

720
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Speaker 1: but that was the first time I went and was

721
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Speaker 1: served alcohol. Well, I was the first time I went

722
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Speaker 1: to a bar. I was ten years old and my

723
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Speaker 1: sister was, oh starting young. Yeah, well no, I wasn't drinking,

724
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Speaker 1: but I went with my sister because that was her

725
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Speaker 1: local pont and she was eighteen.

726
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Speaker 5: And my sister got carted and I.

727
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Speaker 1: Did it, and that's when I knew I was gonna

728
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Speaker 1: have some problems.

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Speaker 5: It's honestly the same for me.

730
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Speaker 3: My sister did Georgia Tech, and I was like a

731
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Speaker 3: freshman in high school and I would show up and

732
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Speaker 3: I had braces on, and I would show up to

733
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Speaker 3: like the Ato House, like these fraternity houses, and my

734
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Speaker 3: sister would be like looking for me, and I'm like

735
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Speaker 3: making out with some guy named Morgan who like the

736
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Speaker 3: president of the fraternity, with my braces on, and I

737
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Speaker 3: just ran shit because I had.

738
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Speaker 5: Double d's young. You know, I'm just running the fucking show.

739
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Speaker 5: Did you gen you hate your boobies when you were young?

740
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Speaker 3: Well, they kind of came out of nowhere. I didn't

741
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Speaker 3: have them, and then when I had them, no, I

742
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Speaker 3: felt powerful.

743
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Speaker 5: I age, were you? I think I got real tits

744
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Speaker 5: at like fourteen, they really I came in overnight after

745
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Speaker 5: a man put his arm around me in a movie theater.

746
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Speaker 3: I was thirteen.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I was twelve. I was twelve, and I woke

748
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Speaker 1: up and I had my period and I had boobs.

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Speaker 3: Oh fuck.

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Speaker 5: So I did not like that at all.

751
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Speaker 1: Yeah, because a I was like, nobody had talked to

752
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Speaker 1: me about my period, of course, because my family was you.

753
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Speaker 3: Know, not on the on the level, right.

754
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Speaker 5: And I didn't like my boobs.

755
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Speaker 1: I would tape them down because they were too big

756
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Speaker 1: and too and they were bigger than they are now

757
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Speaker 1: for some reason, when they come out, they're like big,

758
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Speaker 1: and so I was ashamed of them.

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Speaker 3: No, I leaned in because I remember the day that

760
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Speaker 3: my mom told me a Victoria's Secret because she's like,

761
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Speaker 3: you really need like a real bra. And it was like,

762
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Speaker 3: you know, a thirty six D And my mom was

763
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Speaker 3: screaming in Victoria's Secret and she was like, this is

764
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Speaker 3: because my mom is for seventy six Listen, she's single.

765
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Speaker 3: There's anybody out there and you've got like a hot

766
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Speaker 3: dad or a hot uncle. Please. Robin has the perkiest

767
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Speaker 3: titch you've ever seen in your life. I mean, this

768
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Speaker 3: is my mom has a banging bob.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

770
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Speaker 5: And she was just like her, yeah, she's very, very sexy.

771
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Speaker 3: And she was like, I don't know where you get

772
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Speaker 3: these tits from, but like everybody just show them. And

773
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Speaker 3: I was just like always just very overly confident. But

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Speaker 3: now I'm like, they're down in my ankles and I'd

775
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Speaker 3: like to get them snatched up to my neck.

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Speaker 1: Well that's not good if you haven't had a child,

777
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Speaker 1: yead bra. I sleep with the bra and every day,

778
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Speaker 1: and my tits are perky.

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Speaker 3: You do.

780
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Speaker 5: I sleep with the bron every night.

781
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Speaker 1: If I don't, if I have a lover's day over

782
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Speaker 1: and I don't sleep with the broad the more I

783
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Speaker 1: wake up in the middle of the night, I have

784
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Speaker 1: to put a bron It's so uncomfortable for me to

785
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Speaker 1: be freestyle.

786
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:14,359
Speaker 5: Like you do have really perky tits.

787
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Speaker 3: Thank you a great But at this point I'm ready

788
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:18,399
Speaker 3: to get the neck done and the tit's done. Just

789
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:20,200
Speaker 3: do it all at once, you know, just.

790
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Speaker 1: Yeah, the neck and the tits at the same time.

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Speaker 1: Can you turn my tits into my neck?

792
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Speaker 3: Actually? Okay?

793
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Speaker 1: So on this podcast, Heather, we take callers and like

794
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Speaker 1: we give them advice.

795
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Speaker 5: So it's I love you're going to do I know,

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Speaker 5: I know. So we're gonna take a break.

797
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:37,640
Speaker 1: Heather and I are gonna take our tits out and

798
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Speaker 1: rub them together and see what would come up with.

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Speaker 5: No, we're not going to do that, but we might.

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Speaker 3: Anyway.

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Speaker 5: We'll be writing our great nips. Okay, we're back. We're back,

802
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:50,320
Speaker 5: and we both still have our nipples on.

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Speaker 3: Great. Are you ready to give some advice?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I love giving advice.

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Speaker 5: It's my favorite thing in the world.

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Speaker 1: I love it too. And I also want to say

808
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Speaker 1: I love about this podcast. I just love talking to

809
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:03,280
Speaker 1: real regular people. And you'll see my callers, they're all

810
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:08,120
Speaker 1: so nice and sweet and real and cute. Yeah, and

811
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Speaker 1: it's not that we only accept cute callers. You don't

812
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Speaker 1: have to be cute, but you are cute when you

813
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Speaker 1: call in.

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Speaker 3: Just so you know it's true, it's true.

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Speaker 4: We actually had someone right in once that was like,

816
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Speaker 4: do you only take cute people?

817
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Speaker 3: Know they're cute.

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Speaker 5: I also want to say, we don't screen you. We

819
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Speaker 5: don't know what you look like.

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Speaker 3: Everyone just.

821
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Speaker 5: Calling.

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Speaker 3: Well.

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Speaker 4: Our first question comes from Ricky, and Ricky needs some

824
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Speaker 4: help from.

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Speaker 6: Women who will tell people to shut the fuck up

826
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Speaker 6: or clap back. So I think she's in the right place,

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Speaker 6: Ricky says, help. I listened into the podcast weekly and

828
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Speaker 6: you have given me so much to work with.

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Speaker 2: Thank you.

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Speaker 5: Good Ricky. Hi Ricky.

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Speaker 6: I've had body issues since as far back as five

832
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Speaker 6: years old. I've always been thin and athletic built, but

833
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Speaker 6: I have a gut. Even at my thinnest, I had

834
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Speaker 6: a small chub that I would feel insecure about now

835
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Speaker 6: that I'm a little thicker. I have been mistaken and

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Speaker 6: as pregnant over ten times in my workplace by coworkers

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Speaker 6: and other people in our building. It makes me want

838
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Speaker 6: to curl up and cry, but I usually laugh it off.

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Speaker 6: And say, oh, it's a food baby. Now that I've

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Speaker 6: been asked for what feels like the hundredth time, I'm

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Speaker 6: writing to ask, what.

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Speaker 3: The F do I say it to these people?

843
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Speaker 4: I used to say, oh, no, it's a food baby's

844
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Speaker 4: name is Chipotle.

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Speaker 6: But unfortunately the idiots who ask dumb questions like how

846
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:25,800
Speaker 6: many months are you to a stranger do not have

847
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Speaker 6: the comedic mind to understand my food baby jokes.

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Speaker 5: I am all around angry.

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Speaker 6: Frustrated, and feel so sad because even though I'm doing

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Speaker 6: everything right, I still have this gut. How do I

851
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Speaker 6: confront the totally awkward question about my non existent pregnancy?

852
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Speaker 6: Oh and I also used to have a restrictive eating disorder.

853
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Speaker 6: From twenty seventeen to twenty twenty, I was one hundred

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Speaker 6: pounds and all bones, so I'm very sensitive to comments

855
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Speaker 6: that make me not want to eat, and being asked

856
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Speaker 6: if I'm pregnant is definitely a trigger for my ed.

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Speaker 5: Please help Ricky.

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Speaker 1: First of all, I cannot believe that people still ask

859
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Speaker 1: other people if they're pregnant without nosing for sure.

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Speaker 5: Unless the baby's crowning, I'm not saying shit, And if

861
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:06,560
Speaker 5: the baby's crowning. I won't be in that room, so

862
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:08,120
Speaker 5: don't even worry about it.

863
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:10,239
Speaker 1: Like we are not supposed to be asking people if

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Speaker 1: they're pregnant at all.

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Speaker 4: Or like commenting on their bodies at all.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Also, this is what's wrong with like corporate America.

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Speaker 3: You know some guy named Mark, you know in finance,

869
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Speaker 3: who's just like, hey, Ricky, when's baby too? Like I

870
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:26,280
Speaker 3: already see the scenario. I really like to fuck with people.

871
00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:28,960
Speaker 3: I would double down immediately, like it's a giant, cancerous tumor,

872
00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:31,400
Speaker 3: Like I don't know, I would can't make them feel

873
00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:34,400
Speaker 3: really fucking shitty, start some sort of rumor. Maybe then

874
00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:36,760
Speaker 3: you'll get some paid time off, you know, just to

875
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:38,280
Speaker 3: just to go relax.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean there's two issues here.

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Speaker 1: First of all, it's so frustrating to have a part

878
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Speaker 1: of your body that you're not happy with, especially when

879
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:47,000
Speaker 1: you're dieting and you had an eating disorder. Like, I

880
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:50,160
Speaker 1: understand your frustration because we can hyper focus on our

881
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:52,920
Speaker 1: imperfections or what we perceive to be our imperfections. But

882
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:56,760
Speaker 1: when other people are also confirming your feelings about your

883
00:31:56,800 --> 00:32:00,000
Speaker 1: self that you don't like, that is hurtful and like, yeah,

884
00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:02,720
Speaker 1: so what does she say to these people. I mean,

885
00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:06,280
Speaker 1: I don't even know how to attack this. Like, yeah,

886
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:08,760
Speaker 1: I like that idea. I like saying, yes, I have

887
00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:12,440
Speaker 1: a tumor that is growing, like I like really turning

888
00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:13,080
Speaker 1: it on its head.

889
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:14,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, like like I've got three days to live.

890
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:16,400
Speaker 3: I just want you to know it has been such

891
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:18,600
Speaker 3: a pleasure working with you at Bank of America. And

892
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:22,080
Speaker 3: then just walk away, walk away and go to lunch

893
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:25,360
Speaker 3: like fuck with them and tell everybody something different and different.

894
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:27,600
Speaker 5: I would really stir the pot at work.

895
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,720
Speaker 1: Yeah you should really, so you get attention for being

896
00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:34,240
Speaker 1: funny and crazy rather than being having a little extra

897
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:36,640
Speaker 1: weight around your belly. But I also want to help

898
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:38,440
Speaker 1: her with her belly weight. There's got to be a

899
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:40,600
Speaker 1: way for you to deal with this without dieting and

900
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:43,360
Speaker 1: living in a healthy way. First of all, I want

901
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:45,880
Speaker 1: to just provide this because this is two different things,

902
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:48,440
Speaker 1: because one is actually addressing her body issue. I don't

903
00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:50,160
Speaker 1: know if you've done this, but if you haven't and

904
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:52,480
Speaker 1: you want to, and if you're interested in dining, which

905
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:55,600
Speaker 1: you obviously don't have to do, there is a system

906
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:58,160
Speaker 1: that I use whenever I want to lean out, and

907
00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:00,120
Speaker 1: that I've given to my friends that I got. My

908
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:02,880
Speaker 1: nutrition is named Mark McDonald's. And when you eat every

909
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:06,560
Speaker 1: three to four hours and you do four ounces of protein,

910
00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:09,440
Speaker 1: four ounces of carbs, and like a scoop of peanut

911
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:12,320
Speaker 1: butter or a tablespoon of salad dressing, like wherever you

912
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:15,080
Speaker 1: hold your fat, it will come off. You have to

913
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:17,040
Speaker 1: be really diligent about this, and you can do it

914
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:19,640
Speaker 1: for up to like two three months, and you don't

915
00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:22,720
Speaker 1: do it forever because hormonally, as women, we hold onto

916
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:23,840
Speaker 1: it in the weirdest places.

917
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:26,160
Speaker 3: That's the thing. It's the hormones. Ninety percent of the time.

918
00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:28,560
Speaker 3: It's like, get your hormones checked, yes, Because that was

919
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:32,160
Speaker 3: me after IVF. Dude, I was a completely different fucking person.

920
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:34,040
Speaker 3: I got up to like two forty, and I mean,

921
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:36,400
Speaker 3: I'm not a small girl. I've always been like my

922
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:38,040
Speaker 3: healthy range is like two hundred. But I was like,

923
00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:40,120
Speaker 3: I was like, want to crawl out of my skin.

924
00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:41,280
Speaker 5: And it was my hormones.

925
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:43,400
Speaker 3: We're through the fucking roof. My cortisol was off, my

926
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:45,640
Speaker 3: adrenals they were my hair was falling out like ninety

927
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:47,680
Speaker 3: percent of the time when you can feel it though,

928
00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:49,720
Speaker 3: and she clearly said she was like a teep person.

929
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:50,880
Speaker 5: Get the hormones check.

930
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:53,560
Speaker 3: You're stressed out in life, you got it? Not sleeping,

931
00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:54,400
Speaker 3: something's happening.

932
00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:56,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, so so do all of that.

933
00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:59,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then okay, on top of that, lie to

934
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:01,360
Speaker 3: all your yeah yeah, and make it.

935
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:02,800
Speaker 5: Very clear to people.

936
00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:05,800
Speaker 1: Make sure that whatever they're saying to you, they is

937
00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:07,600
Speaker 1: going to be the last time they ever say to

938
00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:08,239
Speaker 1: another person.

939
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:10,279
Speaker 5: Make them feel as awkward as it makes you.

940
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:11,160
Speaker 3: Yeah.

941
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:13,279
Speaker 1: So yeah, or so are you asking me if I'm

942
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:15,279
Speaker 1: pregnant because I have a little belly and you have

943
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:18,480
Speaker 1: absolutely no idea about my history, about my personal life,

944
00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:19,200
Speaker 1: about any.

945
00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:21,600
Speaker 5: Is that what you're asking?

946
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:24,200
Speaker 3: You just want are getting hair plugs? Mark? Yes?

947
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:26,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, what do you do about the receding hairline?

948
00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:29,200
Speaker 3: And I realized too when people say really fucked up,

949
00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:32,400
Speaker 3: like shitty stuff, they're so projecting on their own insecurities.

950
00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:35,919
Speaker 3: That's why, Ricky, don't let any of courses hurt your feelings. Listen,

951
00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:38,320
Speaker 3: we're both on the internet. The ship that I see

952
00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:42,080
Speaker 3: that is written about me sometimes is just like, holy fuck,

953
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:44,240
Speaker 3: how did somebody have time to write about It's always

954
00:34:44,239 --> 00:34:47,880
Speaker 3: about my physical appearance, and you're like, get a fucking life, people,

955
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:50,359
Speaker 3: are especially like and I'm not just dogging on mem

956
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:52,040
Speaker 3: but sometimes like when I go on like some other

957
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:54,520
Speaker 3: like male comedian podcast like the Ship that they're fans,

958
00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:57,799
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, always about my body, And I'm like, give

959
00:34:57,840 --> 00:35:00,360
Speaker 3: me a fucking break. But if you if I'm stopped

960
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:02,360
Speaker 3: at the one thing that somebody said about me physically,

961
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:04,359
Speaker 3: then I wouldn't have ever been able to like live

962
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:06,080
Speaker 3: my life. So just tell me to fuck off.

963
00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:08,920
Speaker 1: And I guarantee this is mostly coming from men, what

964
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:11,360
Speaker 1: she's talking about. It's like men that have no idea

965
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:14,400
Speaker 1: how to even interact with women. And they also you

966
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:16,560
Speaker 1: need to like go right back at them about whatever

967
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:19,879
Speaker 1: their shortcomings are because they can you ever imagine being

968
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:23,279
Speaker 1: online and writing about someone a male person's body. Can

969
00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:28,160
Speaker 1: you imagine ever having the desire to go you gottual? Yeah, yeah,

970
00:35:28,239 --> 00:35:30,759
Speaker 1: you have a Walleye. And I wouldn't fuck you with

971
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:33,399
Speaker 1: my dad mother's vagina ever, I.

972
00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:37,160
Speaker 3: Would never take the time. It is insane. Yeah, I

973
00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:40,040
Speaker 3: think you double down. You tell every coworker something different.

974
00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:41,960
Speaker 3: They need to get more obscure, Like actually, I'm a

975
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,360
Speaker 3: part of a government experiment. They've been doing this.

976
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:46,000
Speaker 1: They're trying to see if I can get pregnant with

977
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,239
Speaker 1: a dog exactly, say, yeah.

978
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:48,400
Speaker 5: Really freaky.

979
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:50,839
Speaker 3: It's a shit to you know this is it's it's

980
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:52,640
Speaker 3: I don't know. I need an extra cash. So I

981
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:55,560
Speaker 3: decided to sign up for this experiment and just freak

982
00:35:55,719 --> 00:35:57,080
Speaker 3: people the fuck out at work.

983
00:35:57,120 --> 00:35:57,800
Speaker 5: I love doing that.

984
00:35:58,040 --> 00:36:01,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, really want I make everyone's first time the last time,

985
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:03,960
Speaker 1: like you want to make their mistake on your watch,

986
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:07,160
Speaker 1: the last time they make that mistake and anyone coming

987
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:09,239
Speaker 1: forward after that, or anyone that.

988
00:36:09,239 --> 00:36:10,279
Speaker 5: Crosses their path after.

989
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:11,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I.

990
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:13,719
Speaker 1: Feel like me giving weight advices the bad is was

991
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:16,480
Speaker 1: tonally off, but I just I did that.

992
00:36:16,719 --> 00:36:17,440
Speaker 3: I needed that.

993
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:20,400
Speaker 1: Because I honestly like my friend had this had that

994
00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:22,960
Speaker 1: body type, and she went to him and it changed

995
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,160
Speaker 1: her life. He's actually out of Atlanta too, But you

996
00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:26,759
Speaker 1: don't even have to go to him. You just go

997
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:28,799
Speaker 1: online and look at his thing and it's like this

998
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:32,440
Speaker 1: great system, like it shreds your fat for you.

999
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:35,000
Speaker 6: It might also be like bloady go to a gas

1000
00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:37,440
Speaker 6: r enterologists get shit chicked out, you know what I mean,

1001
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:39,719
Speaker 6: if it's just in that one area, like you know.

1002
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:40,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, checked out.

1003
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:42,440
Speaker 1: I had a friend who held all of her weight

1004
00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:45,720
Speaker 1: right underneath her arms, and she was so frustrated because

1005
00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:48,480
Speaker 1: in pictures she would look like she was way heavier.

1006
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:50,600
Speaker 3: Than she was when the doctor said. She ended up

1007
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:51,800
Speaker 3: doing Mark McDonald's program.

1008
00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:53,680
Speaker 5: Okay, well, Mark, call me because I'm in Atlanta.

1009
00:36:53,719 --> 00:36:55,880
Speaker 3: I'll have you cook for me, whatever you do, because

1010
00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:57,520
Speaker 3: that's me. I have a very like I mean, my

1011
00:36:57,560 --> 00:36:58,920
Speaker 3: whole like catch raise in life is like, I have

1012
00:36:58,920 --> 00:36:59,960
Speaker 3: a thick neck and thin ankles.

1013
00:37:00,239 --> 00:37:01,880
Speaker 5: I had the tiniest legs growing up.

1014
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:04,680
Speaker 3: I was always considered tight chubby, Like I'm I have

1015
00:37:04,719 --> 00:37:07,440
Speaker 3: a really tight, like muscular body. But it's also I

1016
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:09,759
Speaker 3: cannot get off that top like baby fat layer and

1017
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:11,879
Speaker 3: I'm pushing forty you know what I mean.

1018
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:13,480
Speaker 5: But I figure it out.

1019
00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:16,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I mean I've done every diet, I have

1020
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:18,560
Speaker 3: done all of the things, and you know it's a lot.

1021
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:20,240
Speaker 5: So I'm calling Mark Mark McDonald, I'll.

1022
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:21,560
Speaker 3: Put you in touch with him absolutely.

1023
00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:23,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I love him. Yeah.

1024
00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:27,719
Speaker 6: So Carly is our first caller today. Carly says, dear Chelsea,

1025
00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:31,000
Speaker 6: longtime fan, first time writer. My best friend from high

1026
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:33,200
Speaker 6: school has a toxic boyfriend, and I'm not sure what

1027
00:37:33,239 --> 00:37:35,799
Speaker 6: my place is in the situation. My best friend is

1028
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:38,080
Speaker 6: the type to never be single. Just twenty three now

1029
00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:41,319
Speaker 6: and has had one boyfriend or another since seventh grade.

1030
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:44,000
Speaker 6: She typically jumps from one boyfriend to the next and

1031
00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:46,839
Speaker 6: is automatically head over heels for whoever the new guy is.

1032
00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:49,600
Speaker 6: I have yet to meet her current boyfriend, as he's

1033
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:52,640
Speaker 6: living in Alabama for law school and I live in Boston.

1034
00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:55,600
Speaker 6: My friend currently lives in Nashville working her dream job

1035
00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:58,279
Speaker 6: in music marketing, a job she worked her ass off for,

1036
00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:01,040
Speaker 6: and I couldn't be more proud. She's always telling me

1037
00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:03,399
Speaker 6: how great he is. They talk about future kids, etc.

1038
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:06,439
Speaker 6: But I recently learned from a mutual friend that things

1039
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:08,080
Speaker 6: aren't as great as she makes them out to be.

1040
00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:10,799
Speaker 6: She got drunk and opened up to this friend, saying

1041
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:13,799
Speaker 6: that he says a woman's happiness should come from their

1042
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:17,080
Speaker 6: kids and their family, so they don't need hobbies. He

1043
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:20,879
Speaker 6: doesn't believe in IVF abortion under any circumstances, and said

1044
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:23,640
Speaker 6: that feminists are stupid. He wants her to quit her

1045
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:26,239
Speaker 6: job and move to Alabama with him, since it's quote

1046
00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:28,359
Speaker 6: pointless for her to have a career since she's going

1047
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:30,480
Speaker 6: to be a stay at home mom. He even went

1048
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:32,759
Speaker 6: as far as finding a job at his law firm

1049
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:35,400
Speaker 6: for her and said, my parents and I want you

1050
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:38,799
Speaker 6: to apply for this psychotic He's already told her that

1051
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:40,960
Speaker 6: when they get married, he wants their prenup to have

1052
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:44,560
Speaker 6: a clause, saying that whoever files for divorce would owe

1053
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:47,239
Speaker 6: the other one one hundred thousand dollars penalty, which she

1054
00:38:47,239 --> 00:38:49,359
Speaker 6: wouldn't be able to pay as she wouldn't have a job.

1055
00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:52,279
Speaker 6: He has strongly encouraged her to break her lease and

1056
00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:56,480
Speaker 6: move immediately to Alabama with him. What stupid, which she's

1057
00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:58,320
Speaker 6: on board to do in the near future.

1058
00:38:58,719 --> 00:38:59,319
Speaker 3: It kills me.

1059
00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:02,000
Speaker 6: She would leave behind an incredible dream job and dream

1060
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:04,239
Speaker 6: life as she's built for herself in Nashville to live

1061
00:39:04,239 --> 00:39:06,759
Speaker 6: with this piece of shit. I'm mostly scared that he'll

1062
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:09,080
Speaker 6: isolate her and keep her from her friends and family.

1063
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:11,240
Speaker 6: How do I talk her out of moving and potentially

1064
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:13,640
Speaker 6: even leaving this guy before she moves and before it's

1065
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:16,040
Speaker 6: too late. She's sensitive, so I don't know how to

1066
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:18,440
Speaker 6: approach the topic. Thanks so much, Carly.

1067
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:23,040
Speaker 5: Hi, Carly, Hi, Hi, this is our special guest, Heather McMahon.

1068
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:24,799
Speaker 6: Hi.

1069
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:25,600
Speaker 5: I'm a big fan.

1070
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:29,239
Speaker 3: I'm good. How are you? I'm great? Okay, So, what's

1071
00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:29,719
Speaker 3: her name.

1072
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:32,280
Speaker 4: Well, we're using a pseudonym right for friend.

1073
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:35,040
Speaker 1: Hi, Okay, because I was just gonna say, we can

1074
00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:36,799
Speaker 1: just talk to her directly, and we can just send

1075
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:40,200
Speaker 1: her this video. Yeah, yet as far away from this

1076
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:44,640
Speaker 1: fucking person as possible. Any man who is deterring you

1077
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:47,960
Speaker 1: from having a career, does not have your best interest,

1078
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:50,759
Speaker 1: does not care about you. Any man who does not

1079
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:54,080
Speaker 1: support reproductive rights for women does not care about women,

1080
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:57,400
Speaker 1: and does not care about you. Those are two blanket

1081
00:39:57,480 --> 00:39:58,960
Speaker 1: issues that have no wiggle room.

1082
00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:00,600
Speaker 5: Just those two issues alone.

1083
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:04,080
Speaker 1: Forget about everything else that you said. That is fucking crazy,

1084
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:06,319
Speaker 1: your poor I mean, she needs to hear this from

1085
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:09,960
Speaker 1: two strong women, three strong women, four strong women, sorry.

1086
00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:12,120
Speaker 3: Four of us. Allegedly you could also just run them

1087
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:14,400
Speaker 3: over with your car, you know, but then you're on

1088
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:20,280
Speaker 3: the hook for murder, and that's not in alabamae earl him.

1089
00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:22,319
Speaker 5: Yes, Yes, what is good bye? Earl?

1090
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:24,560
Speaker 3: It's a Dixie chick song And basically one of the

1091
00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:27,560
Speaker 3: girls was in an abusive relationship and her best friend

1092
00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:29,120
Speaker 3: was like, I'm just gonna fucking kill them, and they

1093
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:31,719
Speaker 3: killed them and they hit the body. But I think

1094
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:33,440
Speaker 3: you just got to sit her down. I think you

1095
00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:35,960
Speaker 3: maybe kidnap the friend and you sit her down, You're like.

1096
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:36,960
Speaker 5: This is some bullshit.

1097
00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:39,040
Speaker 3: Well, I mean this is not even that. I thought

1098
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:41,440
Speaker 3: that was like almost like a prank, right right, because

1099
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:43,520
Speaker 3: surely he wouldn't say all of these things.

1100
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:45,880
Speaker 6: And I think there's some questions to ask her to

1101
00:40:46,239 --> 00:40:49,239
Speaker 6: have a girl's weekend if it's just you two or

1102
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:50,200
Speaker 6: you and some other kids.

1103
00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:52,000
Speaker 1: Do you have any other friends that you can enlist

1104
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:55,640
Speaker 1: to have like some sort of It has to be

1105
00:40:55,719 --> 00:40:57,920
Speaker 1: of the tone of an intervention. It can't be a

1106
00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:01,160
Speaker 1: casual conversation because she has to understand how you know,

1107
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:03,000
Speaker 1: when you get in a relationship and you get this

1108
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:05,520
Speaker 1: kind of tunnel vision and you don't realize how weird

1109
00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:06,399
Speaker 1: it gets and.

1110
00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:08,000
Speaker 5: You're so far in that you can't.

1111
00:41:08,239 --> 00:41:11,360
Speaker 1: She needs to understand how heightened this is and that

1112
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:14,160
Speaker 1: it's an emergency situation to get her away from him.

1113
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:16,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree, But the issue is she's so.

1114
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:21,239
Speaker 5: Far away, so plan a weekend? Can plan a weekends?

1115
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:23,920
Speaker 5: Oh deadn't matter. Get down to Nashville.

1116
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:25,840
Speaker 1: I Nashville is a fun place to go for a

1117
00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:28,719
Speaker 1: weekend anyway. Yeah, And do you have other friends that.

1118
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:29,279
Speaker 3: Can go with you?

1119
00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:31,320
Speaker 2: Yeah? For sure, are worried.

1120
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:33,440
Speaker 5: Okay, so you have to plan an intervention.

1121
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:37,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, like tomorrow, like get off with us, get

1122
00:41:37,239 --> 00:41:39,800
Speaker 3: on the horn, call the girls, and weed a full intervention.

1123
00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:41,800
Speaker 5: Anybody who's talking about a divorce.

1124
00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:45,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, so for the first two primary issues are reproductive

1125
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:50,280
Speaker 1: rights and not the Yeah, talking about a divorce before

1126
00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:52,400
Speaker 1: you're even engaged is fucking crazy.

1127
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:53,160
Speaker 5: Are they engaged?

1128
00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:54,320
Speaker 2: No?

1129
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:54,680
Speaker 3: Not yet?

1130
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:58,240
Speaker 1: Okay, thank god? Yeah, Okay, that's crazy. That is absolutely crazy.

1131
00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:01,319
Speaker 1: And he's basically talking at about a punitive dance like

1132
00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:03,880
Speaker 1: he's gonna charge her one hundred thousand dollars when she

1133
00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:05,920
Speaker 1: doesn't have a job, which is also.

1134
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:09,439
Speaker 6: Stupid because assuming it's community property in Alabama, it comes

1135
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:10,319
Speaker 6: out of the same pot.

1136
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:12,160
Speaker 5: There's never gonna we're never gonna get that far.

1137
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:14,480
Speaker 1: You have to, and I know that she didn't she

1138
00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:16,919
Speaker 1: this is this information, as you said in the letter,

1139
00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:18,840
Speaker 1: came from another girlfriend, right. She didn't give you this

1140
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:21,319
Speaker 1: information directly, So you have to go to her and say,

1141
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:24,560
Speaker 1: we're all sharing information. We've all spoken about you because

1142
00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:27,200
Speaker 1: we are very very concerned and we know that you're

1143
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:30,200
Speaker 1: not looking at this situation clearly as your friends who

1144
00:42:30,239 --> 00:42:33,319
Speaker 1: are removed from the situation and not in it every day.

1145
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:36,200
Speaker 1: We can see it very clearly. We are very concerned

1146
00:42:36,239 --> 00:42:36,640
Speaker 1: about you.

1147
00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:39,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I think there's power in numbers in the

1148
00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:41,080
Speaker 3: sense that if she just hears it from one girlfriend,

1149
00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:42,840
Speaker 3: she might be like, well, you just have an issue

1150
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:45,359
Speaker 3: with them. But if it's all of y'all sitting down

1151
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:47,120
Speaker 3: and be like, we're not going to allow you to

1152
00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:50,480
Speaker 3: continue this relationship because this is fucking toxic and we're

1153
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:51,799
Speaker 3: not going to allow you to do this, like, I

1154
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:54,640
Speaker 3: think it'll be a much more powerful message. That's a

1155
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:55,120
Speaker 3: great idea.

1156
00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:57,359
Speaker 5: You got this girl, So are you ready to do that?

1157
00:42:57,440 --> 00:42:59,640
Speaker 5: Though I am. I think I get enough of a score.

1158
00:42:59,640 --> 00:43:02,040
Speaker 5: If i'm yes, I think we could do it.

1159
00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:03,720
Speaker 2: And I think has to be in person.

1160
00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:07,160
Speaker 3: She's gonna be embarrassed, she's gonna be upset, and give

1161
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:10,120
Speaker 3: her twenty four hours, but then you know, yeah, but.

1162
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:12,360
Speaker 5: Allow the time, like you go down to Nashville.

1163
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:14,279
Speaker 1: Say you guys, go down on a Thursday night, give

1164
00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:16,719
Speaker 1: yourself more than twenty four hours. You need like time

1165
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:19,759
Speaker 1: because if there's gonna be like a period of you

1166
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:22,840
Speaker 1: know what I mean, shock crying, and she'll probably agree

1167
00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:24,600
Speaker 1: with you, and then you have to stick with her

1168
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:26,520
Speaker 1: while she goes through all the emotions of what just

1169
00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:28,960
Speaker 1: happened and that she actually has to break up with him,

1170
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:32,160
Speaker 1: and you have to impress upon her how much you

1171
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:34,759
Speaker 1: guys love her, that you took the time out to

1172
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:37,120
Speaker 1: do that, you know, for her, because she could be

1173
00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:39,319
Speaker 1: defensive and all of those things. And what it really

1174
00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:41,040
Speaker 1: comes down to is that you guys are taking time

1175
00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:42,799
Speaker 1: out of your life because you care so much about

1176
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:45,120
Speaker 1: her and her well being. And it's just one big

1177
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:48,920
Speaker 1: red flag after another. It is it is Yeah, and

1178
00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:52,320
Speaker 1: interventions typically go well. I've only had one go awride,

1179
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:54,239
Speaker 1: I mean seriously.

1180
00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:55,640
Speaker 5: And it wasn't even a drag intervention. It was her

1181
00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:56,320
Speaker 5: friend intervention.

1182
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:58,840
Speaker 1: But for some reason she saw it completely differently and

1183
00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:00,759
Speaker 1: just thought we were attacking her, which was not the

1184
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:02,919
Speaker 1: case at all. We were really trying to help her.

1185
00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:06,280
Speaker 1: But typically they go very well. I would actually also

1186
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:08,719
Speaker 1: suggest you guys like get together and talk to like

1187
00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:11,040
Speaker 1: if one of you has a good therapist, or get

1188
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:13,480
Speaker 1: together and rehearse all the points you're going to bring up,

1189
00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:15,560
Speaker 1: because it shouldn't be an attack, it should be a

1190
00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:17,880
Speaker 1: conversation love and caring.

1191
00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:22,200
Speaker 3: Yeah there you go, right, Yeah, I'm discussed with her.

1192
00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:24,000
Speaker 6: I mean, in the future, she can be happy with

1193
00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:25,920
Speaker 6: someone else, and that's what you want for her. You're

1194
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:27,480
Speaker 6: not doing because you don't want her to be happy

1195
00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:30,160
Speaker 6: with this guy. I also suspect, since she got drunk

1196
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:32,960
Speaker 6: and told this other friend tearfully about all this information,

1197
00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:37,400
Speaker 6: that she may be relieved if you guys are stepping

1198
00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:38,520
Speaker 6: I agree.

1199
00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:41,759
Speaker 1: So wow, even my dog is walking out of the

1200
00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:45,040
Speaker 1: room so disgusted by this. Like, no, I don't blame them,

1201
00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:47,640
Speaker 1: And if you need to, you know, play this conversation,

1202
00:44:48,360 --> 00:44:51,480
Speaker 1: do it. You know what I mean, John, We just

1203
00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:55,160
Speaker 1: heard about the situation and it's absolutely ridiculous, archaic, antiquated,

1204
00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:56,399
Speaker 1: and unacceptable.

1205
00:44:56,600 --> 00:44:58,640
Speaker 6: Yeahah, oh, can't you both say to h would you

1206
00:44:58,640 --> 00:45:00,440
Speaker 6: say you deserve better what we you say if you

1207
00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:01,399
Speaker 6: were talking directly to her.

1208
00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:03,759
Speaker 5: Don't ever let any man dim your light.

1209
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:05,719
Speaker 3: And if you're with the right guy, he's going to

1210
00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:07,880
Speaker 3: put you up on a pedestal and and tell you

1211
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:11,200
Speaker 3: to reach for the stars. Anybody who's already telling you

1212
00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:13,600
Speaker 3: know and trying to control what you can and can't

1213
00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:15,480
Speaker 3: do is not the partner for you.

1214
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:16,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, AERI it.

1215
00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:19,120
Speaker 1: And you want someone who is part of the future,

1216
00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:22,319
Speaker 1: not living in the past. His ideals and his way

1217
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:24,920
Speaker 1: of thinking is the past, and you don't need to

1218
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:27,399
Speaker 1: go back. No woman needs to go back to when

1219
00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:29,480
Speaker 1: things were great for us, When the fuck was that?

1220
00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:32,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, all right, you got this.

1221
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:34,160
Speaker 4: Thanks Carly, Thanks, thank.

1222
00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:35,839
Speaker 2: You, Thank you, guys, it was nice to meet you.

1223
00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:36,160
Speaker 2: You too.

1224
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:41,480
Speaker 3: Listening to some guy from Alabama talking shut up like

1225
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:45,359
Speaker 3: I need member, I have really bad What do you take,

1226
00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:47,520
Speaker 3: pilot sad? You know what the work's actually the best

1227
00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:50,800
Speaker 3: baking soda, oh dude, big and water. I take a

1228
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:53,080
Speaker 3: little bit of baking soda, like a half a teaspoon,

1229
00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:55,400
Speaker 3: put it in water and immediately knocks it out. I

1230
00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:57,279
Speaker 3: was on next him forever, a meprasol like I had

1231
00:45:57,360 --> 00:45:59,560
Speaker 3: voice nodules allah Ashley Simpson growing up.

1232
00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:00,640
Speaker 5: I used to musical theater.

1233
00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:03,200
Speaker 3: Can't sing anymore, and I was on all the drugs

1234
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:05,680
Speaker 3: and apparently like next to him, and shit gives you alzheimer.

1235
00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:07,239
Speaker 5: So I was like, I'm not messing with that.

1236
00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:09,160
Speaker 3: So I just baking soda and water and it fucking

1237
00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:12,279
Speaker 3: works when I travel abroad because I like to, you know,

1238
00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:14,560
Speaker 3: party hard in Italy and I'm drink all the red wine.

1239
00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:17,839
Speaker 3: Italy's my place. It's my place. It's my joyful, very

1240
00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:20,040
Speaker 3: happy place. Oh that's nice because your place. Yeah you

1241
00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:22,600
Speaker 3: got married there? Yeah yeah, I got married in Italy.

1242
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:25,560
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, we'll have to we'll have to connoiter together.

1243
00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:28,279
Speaker 3: Were over there? Yeah yeah, I'm in Spain a lot.

1244
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:28,719
Speaker 3: Let's go.

1245
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:29,600
Speaker 5: Okay, I love it.

1246
00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:30,040
Speaker 3: What part?

1247
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:30,920
Speaker 5: What part of Italy?

1248
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:31,400
Speaker 3: I like?

1249
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:33,719
Speaker 5: My home base is Florence, but I hit everywhere. Oh

1250
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:35,799
Speaker 5: my niece has just went overseas. She was just went

1251
00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:36,320
Speaker 5: to Florence.

1252
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:38,120
Speaker 3: She studied Broad. She's there for a semester.

1253
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:39,000
Speaker 5: Got good luck.

1254
00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:42,160
Speaker 1: When I tell you, I feel like my sister goes.

1255
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:44,120
Speaker 1: It's gonna be like girls Gone Wild for the next

1256
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:44,520
Speaker 1: four month.

1257
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:46,840
Speaker 3: No, it was. I My one of my favorite memories

1258
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:48,520
Speaker 3: of study Broad is I was making out with this

1259
00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:50,359
Speaker 3: guy outside of a night club and then my friend

1260
00:46:50,360 --> 00:46:52,359
Speaker 3: tapped me on the shoulders, like Heather, take a step back.

1261
00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:54,480
Speaker 5: He has no teeth. And the man had no teeth.

1262
00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:56,840
Speaker 3: I just thought it was like a nice smooth I

1263
00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:59,000
Speaker 3: thought the gums were an outer lip. That's how fucked

1264
00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:00,400
Speaker 3: up I was. He had no teeth.

1265
00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:01,480
Speaker 2: You know what an.

1266
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:03,920
Speaker 6: Allegory for h and Carly, You know you take a

1267
00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:06,080
Speaker 6: step back, you realize the guy has no has no teeth.

1268
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:09,720
Speaker 5: Well, he could probably give an incredible blowjob. Yeah.

1269
00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:11,239
Speaker 4: On that note, do you want to take a break

1270
00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:12,239
Speaker 4: and we'll take our last color.

1271
00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:14,240
Speaker 5: Sure, we'll take a break and we'll be right back.

1272
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:19,120
Speaker 3: Okay, we're back.

1273
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:21,719
Speaker 5: We're all fully clothed. Everything's fine.

1274
00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:26,439
Speaker 6: So our next color is Lynn. Lynn says, dear Chelsea.

1275
00:47:26,520 --> 00:47:28,760
Speaker 6: I have a kindergartener and the moms in the class

1276
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:33,360
Speaker 6: are super clingy, clicky and nasty and exclude me from everything.

1277
00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:36,560
Speaker 6: And you were a sorority girl, right, oh, yeah, you

1278
00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:38,440
Speaker 6: know about nasty rocky.

1279
00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:41,279
Speaker 3: I did not have a negative experience. Would continue okay, right,

1280
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:42,759
Speaker 3: I blocked.

1281
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:44,840
Speaker 6: And muted these women on socials, but I'm still hearing

1282
00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:47,719
Speaker 6: from other parents about every social event that I'm not

1283
00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:50,399
Speaker 6: being invited to. I want to tell them all where

1284
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:52,080
Speaker 6: to shove it. But my daughter will be with these

1285
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:53,880
Speaker 6: kids for the next seven to eight years, and I

1286
00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:56,799
Speaker 6: can't ruin her social life because of my ego. Tell

1287
00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:59,439
Speaker 6: me how to tell them to fuck themselves politely without

1288
00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:01,160
Speaker 6: ruining my daughter's social future.

1289
00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:01,720
Speaker 3: Lynn?

1290
00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:05,399
Speaker 5: Oh, hi, Lynn, Hi, Hi?

1291
00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:08,520
Speaker 1: Okay, So what was it like when you met these women?

1292
00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:09,920
Speaker 1: Were they like this from the outset.

1293
00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:13,359
Speaker 2: No, at the beginning, it was pretty normal, and then

1294
00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:17,200
Speaker 2: things just quickly changed. And we had first day of

1295
00:48:17,239 --> 00:48:20,400
Speaker 2: school last week, which was super awkward, and I was

1296
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:24,120
Speaker 2: telling Catherine that we tried one play date over the

1297
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:26,960
Speaker 2: summer because I felt bad for my daughter, like I

1298
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:30,799
Speaker 2: shouldn't restrict her time with her friend. But the whole

1299
00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:33,239
Speaker 2: time they just pretended like I wasn't there and like

1300
00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:37,920
Speaker 2: literally didn't acknowledge me, and like my first reaction is

1301
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:40,240
Speaker 2: like kind of just set boundaries and cut off people

1302
00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:43,080
Speaker 2: like that. But it just feels awkward because you know,

1303
00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:44,800
Speaker 2: my daughter, it's our friend.

1304
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:49,000
Speaker 1: So so does your daughter have playdates with these people's kids?

1305
00:48:49,040 --> 00:48:52,520
Speaker 2: A lot we did before this all went down. We

1306
00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:54,800
Speaker 2: saw them once over the whole summer, but like tonight,

1307
00:48:54,880 --> 00:48:58,520
Speaker 2: they have soccer practice and they're on Girl Scouts together,

1308
00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:02,719
Speaker 2: so we're gonna see each other. And there's only one

1309
00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:05,799
Speaker 2: grade per class, so she's always going to be in

1310
00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:07,960
Speaker 2: her class until eighth grade.

1311
00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:13,360
Speaker 1: Oh, this is so disappointing that grown women act like this. Yeah,

1312
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:15,480
Speaker 1: like high school ended for a fucking reason.

1313
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:16,920
Speaker 3: And is it.

1314
00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:18,520
Speaker 5: Multiple moms or just one mo?

1315
00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:21,759
Speaker 2: Okay, there's about four of them and so like first

1316
00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:24,160
Speaker 2: day of school, no one even looked me in the face.

1317
00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:27,400
Speaker 5: It was just, really, what did something happened?

1318
00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:30,440
Speaker 1: Was there, ever, like some sort of altercation or disagreement

1319
00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:31,120
Speaker 1: about something.

1320
00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:33,759
Speaker 2: It wasn't so much an altercation. It was just they

1321
00:49:34,239 --> 00:49:37,880
Speaker 2: just started like not including me in things. So like,

1322
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,680
Speaker 2: for example, they all went on a bunch of vacations

1323
00:49:40,719 --> 00:49:45,520
Speaker 2: together for like weekend trips locally, and then I confronted

1324
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:49,120
Speaker 2: the one mom and she was like, oh, sorry, we

1325
00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:51,319
Speaker 2: just didn't think you'd be available. And I'm like, well,

1326
00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:53,719
Speaker 2: it's just hurtful that I'm finding out online and not

1327
00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:56,160
Speaker 2: in personally. You could have like I don't have to

1328
00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:59,319
Speaker 2: go on every trip. I'm not a child, like I

1329
00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:02,680
Speaker 2: can be sure enough to be okay with that. But

1330
00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:05,359
Speaker 2: it was just that it was like, oh, there's all

1331
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:08,640
Speaker 2: these moms that are all my daughter's really good friend

1332
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:10,680
Speaker 2: on vacation, and no one told me.

1333
00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:14,480
Speaker 3: Here's the thing. I think that that is all they have.

1334
00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:16,960
Speaker 3: And Lynn, you seem like you're doing a lot, like

1335
00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:19,799
Speaker 3: I know that you have other things outside of your

1336
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:21,080
Speaker 3: your kids social group.

1337
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:24,319
Speaker 5: This is probably all these women have, you know.

1338
00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:26,960
Speaker 3: Feel sorry for them and those kind of aspects you

1339
00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:28,879
Speaker 3: don't even want to hang out with them. Fuck them,

1340
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:29,600
Speaker 3: you know what I mean.

1341
00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:32,920
Speaker 2: That's how I feel too. Yeah, that's very much how

1342
00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:37,080
Speaker 2: my personality is. It's just how do I go forward

1343
00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:41,560
Speaker 2: through the next many years. And it's just awkward, you know,

1344
00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:43,680
Speaker 2: it's like being fake and I like it.

1345
00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:45,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, it is like being fake.

1346
00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:47,960
Speaker 1: But there also is like you need to rise above

1347
00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:51,280
Speaker 1: their behavior because it's so low. It's just so silly

1348
00:50:51,320 --> 00:50:53,879
Speaker 1: to be quickly like that at this age, especially when

1349
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:55,600
Speaker 1: they're not even the ones in kindergarten.

1350
00:50:56,400 --> 00:50:58,840
Speaker 3: It's right the parents. So it's just you have to

1351
00:50:58,920 --> 00:50:59,799
Speaker 3: like rise above it.

1352
00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:02,279
Speaker 1: And I do think there is gonna involve a little

1353
00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:05,840
Speaker 1: bit of like fraudulent behavior on your behalf in order

1354
00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:07,839
Speaker 1: to get to the place where I want you to get,

1355
00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:10,680
Speaker 1: which is you don't give a shit at all. You're

1356
00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:13,200
Speaker 1: happy when your daughter hangs out with their kids, and

1357
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:15,880
Speaker 1: you're fine if they don't. There's gotta be other mothers

1358
00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:17,640
Speaker 1: there that you can hang out with and that you

1359
00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:20,320
Speaker 1: can talk to and be real with, and you really

1360
00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:23,719
Speaker 1: cannot act like it bothers you at all, because that's

1361
00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:26,440
Speaker 1: what they will get off on. If people are that small,

1362
00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:29,799
Speaker 1: then they like the idea about excluding another person, and

1363
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:31,879
Speaker 1: as long as it doesn't affect you in a way

1364
00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:32,919
Speaker 1: that's visible to them.

1365
00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:34,920
Speaker 5: It's like taking the air out of the balloon.

1366
00:51:34,960 --> 00:51:37,760
Speaker 1: There's nowhere for the balloon to float if there's nothing happening,

1367
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:40,880
Speaker 1: So you have to really just suck it up, be

1368
00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:43,640
Speaker 1: as friendly as you can be, not like kissing their

1369
00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:44,839
Speaker 1: ass or anything, but like.

1370
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:47,120
Speaker 5: Hey, how are you to if they're ignoring you? That's

1371
00:51:47,120 --> 00:51:47,840
Speaker 5: not your problem.

1372
00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:50,359
Speaker 1: Great, but you know, like you're in a good mood

1373
00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:53,200
Speaker 1: no matter what they do when you're around them, you're

1374
00:51:53,239 --> 00:51:54,279
Speaker 1: just gonna be like that.

1375
00:51:54,360 --> 00:51:56,040
Speaker 5: You're just gonna be like, okay.

1376
00:51:55,719 --> 00:51:58,400
Speaker 1: Great, Oh are we invited? We're not, okay, no problem,

1377
00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:01,160
Speaker 1: have a great time. It can't bother you at all. Yeah,

1378
00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:02,840
Speaker 1: can stay completely unbothered.

1379
00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:04,920
Speaker 3: And maybe every time you drop your kid off for

1380
00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:07,120
Speaker 3: these play dates, show up in a new like power

1381
00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:10,279
Speaker 3: track suit. You know, maybe it's just like a full

1382
00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:13,200
Speaker 3: cheetah print suit. The next time it's gold lamet something.

1383
00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:15,560
Speaker 3: I think you just start slowly fucking with them just

1384
00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:18,000
Speaker 3: a little bit. Maybe it's like a like a like

1385
00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:20,879
Speaker 3: a cowboy hat or something. The next time and just like, hey,

1386
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:23,640
Speaker 3: I dropped some brownies off for the girls. Hat y'all

1387
00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:25,960
Speaker 3: have a good time and just bounce and then kind

1388
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:27,560
Speaker 3: of be like a little mysterious.

1389
00:52:27,600 --> 00:52:30,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, be a little mysterious. I also get off.

1390
00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:32,240
Speaker 5: Don't follow these people on social media?

1391
00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:36,400
Speaker 2: Yeah no, they're all blocked. We're not. I'm not engaging, okay,

1392
00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:39,239
Speaker 2: So and like that's what I've been doing, is like

1393
00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:41,680
Speaker 2: basically pretending everything's fine.

1394
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:46,520
Speaker 1: But blocking them isn't pretending everything's fine. That's aggressive, Like, hey,

1395
00:52:46,719 --> 00:52:48,440
Speaker 1: you know, you don't need to block them.

1396
00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:49,279
Speaker 3: You just mute them.

1397
00:52:49,320 --> 00:52:51,359
Speaker 1: You don't need to follow them, Like, you don't need

1398
00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:53,319
Speaker 1: to block them. You don't need to follow them or

1399
00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:55,200
Speaker 1: look at what they're doing. But you don't need to

1400
00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:57,960
Speaker 1: block them from following you, because that is an active aggression.

1401
00:52:58,080 --> 00:53:00,839
Speaker 1: Like what is that that that's a immature as they are,

1402
00:53:00,920 --> 00:53:01,480
Speaker 1: you know what I mean?

1403
00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:04,520
Speaker 3: But when you show up to the next play date

1404
00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:06,520
Speaker 3: in a power suit, they're gonna be like, what's she

1405
00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:07,080
Speaker 3: been up to?

1406
00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:08,880
Speaker 5: You know, what's her side?

1407
00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:09,200
Speaker 3: Gig?

1408
00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:09,720
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1409
00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:11,040
Speaker 3: I agreed, I don't know.

1410
00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:13,600
Speaker 5: I really just think you should play, like be smarter

1411
00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:14,040
Speaker 5: than them.

1412
00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:17,080
Speaker 3: And this. You have a job, yes, what do you do?

1413
00:53:17,719 --> 00:53:18,680
Speaker 2: I'm in real estate?

1414
00:53:18,840 --> 00:53:21,200
Speaker 1: Okay, so you have plenty of you have your own

1415
00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:25,000
Speaker 1: shit going on anyway, so very busy, yes, exactly, so

1416
00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:27,399
Speaker 1: you don't like you just have to treat that as

1417
00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:29,680
Speaker 1: such like, these are these minions that are beneath you,

1418
00:53:29,760 --> 00:53:32,360
Speaker 1: that are acting like little children that belong in school,

1419
00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:34,920
Speaker 1: that are not in school, that are living vicariously probably

1420
00:53:34,960 --> 00:53:38,440
Speaker 1: through their kindergarten children. So go about your business. They

1421
00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:40,720
Speaker 1: are not your problem. There is no problem.

1422
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:42,440
Speaker 2: So like, if they ask for a play date, do

1423
00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:43,839
Speaker 2: you think I should engage or just.

1424
00:53:44,120 --> 00:53:47,200
Speaker 3: Yet, I can't make it, but I would love my

1425
00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:49,200
Speaker 3: daughter has a great time. In fact, I was thinking

1426
00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:51,080
Speaker 3: maybe the kids go to a movie. Just kill them

1427
00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:54,480
Speaker 3: with fucking kindness. You make it and don't let it's

1428
00:53:54,560 --> 00:53:56,640
Speaker 3: not worth your your kid, you know, feeling in the

1429
00:53:56,719 --> 00:53:57,600
Speaker 3: type of way about.

1430
00:53:57,400 --> 00:53:59,759
Speaker 1: It, any type of way. Just always remember you're doing

1431
00:53:59,800 --> 00:54:02,520
Speaker 1: this for your kid. Just be above it all and yeah,

1432
00:54:02,600 --> 00:54:04,560
Speaker 1: don't if they want to play it, great, great, you

1433
00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:06,440
Speaker 1: can play with my kids. Did that, just but be

1434
00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:08,480
Speaker 1: a little bit like you know, like.

1435
00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:11,000
Speaker 5: Avoid hanging out with them one on one or in

1436
00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:13,399
Speaker 5: a group. Just avoid that. It's not good for you.

1437
00:54:13,719 --> 00:54:16,279
Speaker 1: It's like poison almost, you know, it's just it's not

1438
00:54:16,320 --> 00:54:17,040
Speaker 1: a good scene.

1439
00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:18,040
Speaker 5: So your kid.

1440
00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:21,400
Speaker 1: Everything is for your kid having a healthy relationship with

1441
00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:22,960
Speaker 1: the other girls, and that's it.

1442
00:54:23,440 --> 00:54:26,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, because they're all probably miserable at home too. It's projection.

1443
00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:28,719
Speaker 3: When you're a bitch like that, you're projecting because you're

1444
00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:31,520
Speaker 3: you've got your own shit, you're still on. Yeah, so

1445
00:54:31,520 --> 00:54:34,120
Speaker 3: it's really don't think about it as you they're just

1446
00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:35,200
Speaker 3: miserable in their own shit.

1447
00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:37,920
Speaker 2: I have a couple kids, so I have plenty of

1448
00:54:37,960 --> 00:54:41,920
Speaker 2: other mom friends that are normal, healthy people, so great. Yeah,

1449
00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:44,640
Speaker 2: so it's not like this is my only child and

1450
00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:47,799
Speaker 2: like my whole world is just this class. So there's

1451
00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:50,800
Speaker 2: lots of other opportunities there. It's just it's just awkward,

1452
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:53,560
Speaker 2: and I want to just say, go at yourself.

1453
00:54:53,640 --> 00:54:54,280
Speaker 5: No, don't.

1454
00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:55,640
Speaker 3: Living well is the best revenge.

1455
00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:58,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, seriously, don't do that. Don't let your temper get

1456
00:54:58,440 --> 00:55:00,840
Speaker 1: the best of you. I speak from experience. I have

1457
00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:03,520
Speaker 1: a big temper. I've learned how to modulate it and

1458
00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:07,000
Speaker 1: it's worked in my favor immensely. So just save that

1459
00:55:07,520 --> 00:55:10,320
Speaker 1: and just treat these women like they deserve to be treated,

1460
00:55:10,320 --> 00:55:13,280
Speaker 1: which is like they're basically like butterflies, but less attractive.

1461
00:55:13,719 --> 00:55:15,319
Speaker 5: They're just flying around and.

1462
00:55:15,239 --> 00:55:16,360
Speaker 3: It's not your problem.

1463
00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:19,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, and get your Belure tracksuit ready to go. Yeah, yeah,

1464
00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:20,600
Speaker 5: get your Vlord tracksuit.

1465
00:55:20,680 --> 00:55:23,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll get go to Jamie Greenberg Makeup dot com

1466
00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:24,239
Speaker 1: and you can order one there.

1467
00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:27,000
Speaker 3: You got this girl.

1468
00:55:27,160 --> 00:55:28,960
Speaker 1: Have a good day, and please do not let these

1469
00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:30,960
Speaker 1: people take up more than like thirty seconds of your

1470
00:55:31,040 --> 00:55:33,680
Speaker 1: day every single day. Focus on where the light is

1471
00:55:33,719 --> 00:55:36,240
Speaker 1: shining with the friends and the parents of the friends,

1472
00:55:36,280 --> 00:55:38,959
Speaker 1: of your kids' friends, whatever the fuck I'm trying to say.

1473
00:55:39,560 --> 00:55:41,480
Speaker 1: Focus on the people that you get along with that

1474
00:55:41,520 --> 00:55:42,080
Speaker 1: are normal.

1475
00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:46,319
Speaker 2: Yes, awesome, Thank you so much. I really appreciate it.

1476
00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:50,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, no problem, cha, I have a good one. Chow

1477
00:55:50,560 --> 00:55:52,520
Speaker 1: now I say chow too, yeahs of Heather McMahon.

1478
00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:55,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just say chow everywhere. Yeah, at every doctor's office,

1479
00:55:55,960 --> 00:55:58,439
Speaker 3: every place I go. Chow chee.

1480
00:55:58,600 --> 00:56:00,520
Speaker 5: So do you want to live in Italy? Event that

1481
00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:00,920
Speaker 5: your game?

1482
00:56:01,040 --> 00:56:01,319
Speaker 1: It is?

1483
00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:02,359
Speaker 5: It is my happy place.

1484
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:03,800
Speaker 3: Yeah. I would like to spend at least half the

1485
00:56:03,880 --> 00:56:06,719
Speaker 3: year there. Have a place down in a mal Fee. Yeah,

1486
00:56:07,239 --> 00:56:09,160
Speaker 3: just really be by the ocean. I need at least

1487
00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:11,560
Speaker 3: twice a year to dip my toes in the Mediterranean.

1488
00:56:12,440 --> 00:56:13,200
Speaker 5: Start to get itchy.

1489
00:56:13,360 --> 00:56:16,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not interested in these oceans anymore the United States?

1490
00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:17,440
Speaker 3: What am I gonna do?

1491
00:56:17,480 --> 00:56:18,359
Speaker 5: Go to Florida?

1492
00:56:18,080 --> 00:56:20,759
Speaker 1: I know, I know, well, I mean you're close enough,

1493
00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:22,440
Speaker 1: you live in Atlanta, so be careful.

1494
00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:22,800
Speaker 3: Okay.

1495
00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:25,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm more of a charlestonalp.

1496
00:56:24,480 --> 00:56:26,320
Speaker 1: But I careful because if Florida falls into the ocean,

1497
00:56:26,360 --> 00:56:28,520
Speaker 1: like I predict it, well, one day you're going to

1498
00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:29,240
Speaker 1: be on the coast.

1499
00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:32,960
Speaker 3: Literally. Yeah.

1500
00:56:33,040 --> 00:56:35,799
Speaker 1: Okay, Heather McMahon, that was just Really, you're a home

1501
00:56:35,840 --> 00:56:36,560
Speaker 1: run of a person.

1502
00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:36,839
Speaker 3: Listen.

1503
00:56:36,960 --> 00:56:39,080
Speaker 5: I adore you. Thank you for having that much fun.

1504
00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:41,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I gotta say, Chelsea, when I saw you

1505
00:56:41,080 --> 00:56:44,319
Speaker 3: at the Netflix brunch, you were so kind and I've

1506
00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:45,680
Speaker 3: really looked up to you in this business.

1507
00:56:45,680 --> 00:56:46,600
Speaker 5: And I'm not kissing your eyes.

1508
00:56:46,600 --> 00:56:48,560
Speaker 3: I really mean this, like you've just fucking done it

1509
00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:50,840
Speaker 3: and you did it your own way, and so I

1510
00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:52,319
Speaker 3: you know, we need to go have drinks and I'll

1511
00:56:52,320 --> 00:56:53,920
Speaker 3: just I'll really spill the tea with you, and you

1512
00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:56,000
Speaker 3: can tell me, don't do this, do that till everybody

1513
00:56:56,080 --> 00:56:56,680
Speaker 3: you suck your day.

1514
00:56:56,719 --> 00:56:59,680
Speaker 1: Absolutely absolutely Well, I'm gonna have dinner with Jamie Greenberg tonight.

1515
00:56:59,680 --> 00:57:01,839
Speaker 3: Do you want to? I'm free? Oh great, Okay, we'll

1516
00:57:01,840 --> 00:57:02,160
Speaker 3: stop it.

1517
00:57:02,239 --> 00:57:02,359
Speaker 1: Up.

1518
00:57:02,400 --> 00:57:03,720
Speaker 5: Okay, awesome, Love you, Heather.

1519
00:57:03,680 --> 00:57:06,520
Speaker 3: Love you. Okay, see you next week. Okay.

1520
00:57:06,560 --> 00:57:09,600
Speaker 1: So upcoming shows that I have you guys, I'm coming

1521
00:57:09,640 --> 00:57:12,000
Speaker 1: to Texas. I'm coming to Saint Louis and Kansas City,

1522
00:57:12,239 --> 00:57:15,279
Speaker 1: and then I will be in Las Vegas performing at

1523
00:57:15,280 --> 00:57:19,200
Speaker 1: the Chelsea Theater inside the Cosmopolitan Hotel. I'm coming to Brooklyn,

1524
00:57:19,280 --> 00:57:23,520
Speaker 1: New York, at the King's Theater on November eighth, and

1525
00:57:23,640 --> 00:57:26,560
Speaker 1: I have tickets on sale throughout the end of the

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Speaker 1: year in December, so if you're in a city like

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Speaker 1: Philadelphia or Bethlehem, or San Diego or New Orleans or Omaha,

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Speaker 1: check Chelseahandler dot com for tickets.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 6: If you'd like advice from Chelsea, shoot us an email

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Speaker 6: at Dear Chelsea podcast at gmail dot.

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Speaker 4: Com and be sure to include your phone number.

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Speaker 6: Dear Chelsea is edited and engineered by Brad Dickert executive

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Speaker 6: producer Catherine Law and be sure to check out our

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Speaker 6: merch at Chelseahandler dot com.