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Speaker 1: dates sucked, but I just want to contact them and

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Speaker 1: let them know what happened. That's the email that we

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Speaker 1: got from Todd. He didn't say it sucked, but he

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Speaker 1: with this girl named Courtney, just to explain what happened, Todd,

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Speaker 1: why don't you explain everybody in the room here what happened? Well,

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Speaker 1: so I met this girl playing softball like in just

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Speaker 1: like in a league would do this underdog and um,

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Speaker 1: we met and we were talking and like laughing and

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Speaker 1: um what it like the novacaine? Right? So you went

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Speaker 1: And then I did Then I just sort of stopped eating.

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Speaker 1: Did you tell the date that you had gone to

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Speaker 1: and even at the time, I thought, oh, this probably

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Speaker 1: why not just call attention to it and go, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm kind of an idiot. I went to the dinnis.

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Speaker 1: at all since your date. No, she hasn't responded to

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Speaker 1: Second update. Todd's on the phone with us. He went

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Speaker 1: that he went to the dentist, Right, Todd, Great, But

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Speaker 1: Hey is this Courtney? Yeah, Courtney, how are you this?

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Speaker 1: Is Jewel from brook and Jewel in the morning. I'm

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Speaker 1: This is really you? Yeah, why do you actual surprised?

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Speaker 1: with a buddy of mine the other day. Hey, good,

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Speaker 1: it's a friend of mine named Todd. You guys went

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Speaker 1: so let me tell you something. I have a cardinal rule,

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Speaker 1: and it's that I have to kiss on the first date. Nice, Okay,

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Speaker 1: don't really know, no, but like it just at least

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Speaker 1: no way, right, But oh my god, when he started

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Speaker 1: this could be more? No, Todd, you gotta be quiet

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Speaker 1: for a second, Cardinal TODs on the phone, but first

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Speaker 1: don't worry about that though, te us what you're about

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Speaker 1: to say. Worry about it? Oh god, it what was

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Speaker 1: the first kiss? Like, Courtney? Please God, I can't tell you, Todd.

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I want to know what you're gonna say.

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Speaker 1: Can I please explain? This is no Todd, you can't

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Speaker 1: It's not? Can I please? Yeah, Todd, go ahead, I

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Speaker 1: that didn't go well, so I tried to text you

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Speaker 1: That's what we said too, because he told us that

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know why I didn't tell you.

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Speaker 1: I really don't. I should have, And then I was

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Speaker 1: see your point of view here. A lot of guys

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Speaker 1: I did. I thought you were great. And then to Okay,

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Speaker 1: he just repeats some brick, says Todd, just you personally?

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Speaker 1: I don't know, kind of, hey, Courtney. Yeah, The bottom

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Speaker 1: That's because that's because he likes you a lot and

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Speaker 1: he was nervous. That's kind of a darian, don't you think. Okay,

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Speaker 1: barometer on the kiss. Yeah, that's true, and that I

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Speaker 1: have to give a second chance sing out again. Todd, congratulations,

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Speaker 1: you got a second day. Yes, thank you. I'm going

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Speaker 1: to schedule my colonoscope for that day. Can I cancel

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Speaker 1: the snow broken jewel in the morning? Right from the

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Speaker 1: Star