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Speaker 1: It's another Hello Phil there, Yes, Phil, this is Seth McElroy.

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Speaker 1: I'm just calling to let you know that your girlfriend

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Speaker 1: Kim is breaking up with you. Who is this Seth McElroy.

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Speaker 1: I work for Break a Date. It's a service that

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Speaker 1: people pay for when they don't want to have the

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Speaker 1: rough conversation of breaking up with their significant other. So

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Speaker 1: Kim asked us to call you. This is a joke, right,

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Speaker 1: not at all. It costs thirty nine ninety nine. Congratulations,

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Speaker 1: you're now a freeman. Wait, hold on a minute. My

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Speaker 1: girlfriend paid you money to break up with me. Yes,

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Speaker 1: she did. And I should also let you know that

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Speaker 1: she's already moved out of your place. My girlfriend, Kim,

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Speaker 1: we've been living together for two years. Correct, she's moved

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Speaker 1: out of my play You lived together for two years.

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Speaker 1: When you went to work this morning, she packed up

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Speaker 1: her stuff. I tailed it out of there. You've been

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Speaker 1: officially broken up with by break a date. Listen, can

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Speaker 1: you lose the cheery attitude? Man, I've just got dump. Yes,

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Speaker 1: you did by break a date. She did mention a

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Speaker 1: few of the reasons. Oh good, Yeah, let's go ahead

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Speaker 1: and hear what those are. Let's see here when you

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Speaker 1: guys would watch a movie, I guess you would always

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Speaker 1: lean and say did you see that? And that was

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Speaker 1: really annoying. Actually, she listed as being really annoying. But

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Speaker 1: I thought I'd clean it up a bit. She's breaking

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Speaker 1: up with me because I would say something like did

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Speaker 1: you see that? While we're watching a movie. Sometimes it's

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Speaker 1: the little things, man, One little thing adds on to

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Speaker 1: another little thing that it becomes a huge mess and

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Speaker 1: a huge issue, Like the fact that you use checks

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Speaker 1: at the supermarket. She mentioned that as well, what the

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Speaker 1: man people use checks at the supermarket? Are you like

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Speaker 1: ninety because I write checks at the supermarket? Really, you

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Speaker 1: seem upset? No, I feel fantastic about this. Instead of

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Speaker 1: talking to my girlfriend about it, I'm talking to somebody

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Speaker 1: I've never met before. This great. This seems to come

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Speaker 1: as kind of a surprise, do you phil We've been

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Speaker 1: living together for two years and she uses this kind

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Speaker 1: of bullst service to break up with me over. Do

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Speaker 1: you know what this best part is? I was getting

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Speaker 1: ready to propose. What did you say? I've got a thing? Man.

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Speaker 1: I thought everything was fine. I was gonna propose like

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Speaker 1: next month. But the bitch is gone and I'm happy

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Speaker 1: I did not make that mistake. Uh hey yeah, Phil,

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Speaker 1: what Um? This is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewil

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Speaker 1: in the morning. I'm moving on eight two point five

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Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. Um, damn it, this

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Speaker 1: isn't a real phone call. I Uh so, Kim is

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Speaker 1: not breaking up with me. No, but I'm sure she's

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Speaker 1: excited to know that she's got a ring waiting for her.

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Speaker 1: Now wait wait, wait is this on the radio? Um?

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Speaker 1: Yeah no, are you you blew my engagement? I'm just

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Speaker 1: glad I could be here for this joyous occasion. Phil,

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Speaker 1: congrats Jewbil. You four wake up every morning with