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Speaker 1: Scotty, do you have a you got a story for me?

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Speaker 2: Kurt, I got a banana story for you. The headline

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Speaker 2: it goes a little something like this, Yeah, New Mexico

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Speaker 2: man named one of the world's dullest people.

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Speaker 1: You know what his dullness surprised me. I'll give you that.

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Speaker 1: That does sound bananas.

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Speaker 3: Still, world of stead Would.

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Speaker 4: You believe.

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Speaker 3: My jozillion pieces bananas ba.

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Speaker 4: Banana Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to Bananas.

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Speaker 1: I am Kerk Brown Older, I'm Banana Boy number two.

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Speaker 5: Scotty Landis.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for joining us on the silliest little podcast

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Speaker 2: there ever was.

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Speaker 5: Kurt.

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Speaker 1: We have a very wonderful guest today.

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Speaker 4: She is absolutely wonderful. Let's bring her right in. She

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Speaker 4: is a comedian and actor. She's had great roles on

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Speaker 4: I Love Dick, Transparent and currently freeforms Good Trouble. Please

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Speaker 4: welcome the very funny Sherry Cola.

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Speaker 6: Yo, Hello Curtain Scottie.

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Speaker 1: Cherry, Welcome to the podcast.

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Speaker 6: Thanks for having me.

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Speaker 7: I'm really intrigued by that headline because at first I'm

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Speaker 7: not sure if it's like New Mexico Man, or like

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Speaker 7: New Mexico Man, like someone who's like.

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Speaker 5: New Mexican I am coming out.

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Speaker 4: We know what the Old Mexico Man is doing, but

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Speaker 4: what is the New Mexico Man?

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Speaker 1: Who is dull there?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Really, he was born fifty five years old. He came

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Speaker 2: out of the womb. He's had a little suit on.

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Speaker 6: The Old Mexico Man, you know, gave up his throne.

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Speaker 7: And he he's been replaced by the New Mexico Man.

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Speaker 2: Honestly, share your story. I like your story better, but

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Speaker 2: this one's this one's pretty solid.

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Speaker 5: I'll tell you guys about it. Okay.

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Speaker 2: This one was sent in by Alex SEMs. Thank you

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Speaker 2: so much, alex uh. And it's from I didn't get

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Speaker 2: this until I typed it out, but it's from k

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Speaker 2: r QE New Mexico, the radio station. So Kirk Kirky,

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Speaker 2: of course, Kurky Kurky. And it was written by the

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Speaker 2: one and only Francesco Washington. She's just the best in

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Speaker 2: the business, best in the biz. Okay, New Mexico Man.

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Speaker 5: You'd love.

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Speaker 1: Who doesn't love Francesca.

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Speaker 2: New Mexico Man, So, a man from the state of

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Speaker 2: New Mexico, has been named one of the world's Dullest people.

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Speaker 2: A New Mexico Man with an unusual hobby, has been

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Speaker 2: named one of the World's Dullest People by experts on

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Speaker 2: All Things Ordinary. You live your whole life hoping something,

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Speaker 2: hoping to achieve something, and finally I've achieve something, says

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Speaker 2: Johnny Meyer. What Meyer has managed to achieve is anything

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Speaker 2: but interesting. Quote the Dullest Man. I am one of

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Speaker 2: the dullest men in the world, Meyers says. He is

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Speaker 2: a gas station memorabilia collector and one of twelve people

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Speaker 2: around the world selected by the Dull Men's Club as

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Speaker 2: the world's done.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I didn't know the Dull Men's Club was. I met

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Speaker 2: some of them, but I didn't know. Yeah. So he

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Speaker 2: was selected for this year's twenty twenty one calendar. Albertina Rizzo,

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Speaker 2: repeat guests and one of our best friends. Albertina, You're

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Speaker 2: gonna have to get this calendar.

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Speaker 1: See.

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Speaker 2: Johnny's boring, but he's gracious, he says. When I look

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Speaker 2: at the crowd that I'm a part of. Wow, I'm

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Speaker 2: so impressed with the other folks, with the other dull people. Man,

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Speaker 2: if we could all get together in the same room,

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Speaker 2: that would be something. Yeah, that would be dull. So

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Speaker 2: Meyer owns and operates a Classical Guests museum in Embudo

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Speaker 2: or Embudo, New Mexico. He says he's been a collector

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Speaker 2: of gas station memorabilia for about twenty years.

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Speaker 1: Does to show what gas station memorabilia is?

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Speaker 2: Uh, I think it's like signs. I think it's like

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Speaker 2: signs and pumps like.

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Speaker 1: Soh right, right? That stuff that is very boring?

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Speaker 7: Does that sound boring or is that actually exciting because

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Speaker 7: there's some type of like passion. I really don't have

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Speaker 7: any type of like collectibles passion.

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Speaker 2: You know, right, yeah, yes, no, And gas station memorbila

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Speaker 2: is more interesting than somebody's Like I collect samples of

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Speaker 2: soil and dry dirt and I organize them by color.

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Speaker 2: And you're like, oh, I'm leaving this conversation immediately.

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Speaker 7: Paleontologist is what we're coming from. Paleontologists.

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Speaker 1: Guys.

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Speaker 4: You guys love collectible gas station stuff. I've got a

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Speaker 4: restaurant for you. It's called Tji Fridays. You guys are

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Speaker 4: gonna fucking flip your lid when you walk into this place.

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Speaker 6: It's old place. Oh, I'm just I mean, I'm so

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Speaker 6: intrigued by doll Men's Club.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I looked at us. I looked it up.

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Speaker 4: It is like, I'm trying to figure out what it is.

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Speaker 4: It says the life changing magic of simple, every day,

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Speaker 4: run of the mill things, quote the New Normal, and

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Speaker 4: it's just a bunch of uh oh, Steve resin Niak,

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Speaker 4: this is an article Cacti fun to watch grow.

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Speaker 1: They grow so slowly. Yeah, well, I mean I feel like.

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Speaker 6: Is that doll What is even the definition of dole

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Speaker 6: at this point? Right? Because they are doing things.

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Speaker 7: Yes, so they're doing stuff that's so niche, and for me,

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Speaker 7: a niche is not boring.

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Speaker 1: Right right, exactly.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, there's another article here that's it's just a very

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Speaker 4: stern looking man in front of a telegraph in front

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Speaker 4: of a in front of a telephone pole, and it

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Speaker 4: just says telegraph pole appreciation, Societ Martin Evans. This guy

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Speaker 4: just loves telephone poles or I guess telegas polls.

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Speaker 6: And they pretty much just appreciate the little things.

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Speaker 1: In life, I guess. So, yeah, that's like the third deal, right.

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Speaker 2: They have a passion about other things that other people

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Speaker 2: probably find boring, including oh Meyer, says the doll Man's

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Speaker 2: told him about his museum. I didn't know there was

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Speaker 2: of us. They're really worse, is Meyer, but he hopes

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Speaker 2: his new mundane title will inspire others to embrace their dullness. Quote,

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Speaker 2: you need to step back from some of that bright,

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Speaker 2: shiny stuff. And I think, and I think, the closer

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Speaker 2: you get to dullness, the closer you get to enlightenment.

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Speaker 2: And the final thing here is the doll Men's Calendar

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Speaker 2: ban Animals.

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Speaker 5: You must get.

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Speaker 2: This is available on Amazon. You've heard of it, and

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Speaker 2: you've used it for only fifteen dull dollars.

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Speaker 1: You must that's kind of expensive for it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, for obviously a dollar twenty five a month.

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Speaker 1: I'm just looking at their website.

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Speaker 4: They have an event listed that's just bubble Wrap Appreciation Day.

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Speaker 6: Honestly, I'm starting to love their lifestyle.

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Speaker 4: I kind of really I've I'm kind of into this now.

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Speaker 1: This is really great.

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Speaker 6: Well, my question is are these men.

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Speaker 7: Are these dull men in a relationship, Like, are they

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Speaker 7: like do they have wives that are like dull?

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Speaker 5: Probably?

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean, they're probably wives.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, they're probably dead, and they've gotten the women in

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Speaker 4: their life where all of their friends have fallen off

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Speaker 4: and they have not kept up their friendships. They're about

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Speaker 4: forty eight years old and now they've just found this

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Speaker 1: It's a fucking telegram and bubble wrap, bubble.

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Speaker 7: Rap and bubble wrap. I mean, my whole thing is like,

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Speaker 7: first of all, why is there no reality.

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Speaker 6: Show about this?

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Speaker 1: No ship? Right?

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Speaker 6: Yes, like the ninety day fiances. I've had enough.

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Speaker 7: I want doll men, fucking support group wives. Yeah, I

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Speaker 7: want the wives of the dolmen that narrative.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, the real housewives of dull Men.

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Speaker 5: They're just asleep.

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Speaker 6: Oh my goodness, that's hilarious.

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Speaker 1: They must have a lot of free time.

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Speaker 4: You know, they're out there doing their thing while these

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Speaker 7: I know, I want to watch cacti grow, like I

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Speaker 7: feel like my life actually isn't that exciting compared to them?

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Speaker 1: Right, that's right.

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Speaker 2: I had a drivers substitute teacher, so I went I

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Speaker 2: And this guy's named mister Robertson. He was the most

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Speaker 2: boring man I've ever met. He would eat spam on

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Speaker 5: That was like his city.

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Speaker 2: While we were watching videos about like making left hand turns,

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Speaker 2: sandwich and I It was this rambunctious group of like

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Speaker 2: can we call you mister rob And he was like, no,

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Speaker 2: stick to him because he just never like, he didn't wink,

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Speaker 2: he didn't like, he didn't freeze. And I've always thought

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Speaker 2: that was the best way to respond to like any

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Speaker 2: type of harassment. You just like look at him like, no, this.

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Speaker 1: Is not affecting me. He's Bartleby, the Scrivener of driving

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Speaker 1: against truck.

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Speaker 2: He was the best. I think about him all the time.

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Speaker 2: I need saw him three times in my life, and

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Speaker 2: thirty years later I still think.

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Speaker 5: Of the guy.

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Speaker 6: Oh my goodness.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, there's so many of those like teachers and like

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Speaker 7: instructors that you just think of and you're like, where

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Speaker 7: are they now.

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean, like people who like still there.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I gotta go back. And I remember I went

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, traffic.

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Speaker 6: I got so many speeding tickets. I mean, goodness, gracious,

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Speaker 6: like I was just like I lived that traffic school.

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Speaker 5: But did you grow up?

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Speaker 6: But I just got like so many tickets all the time. No,

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Speaker 7: Gabriel Valley, so like Gabriel yeh yeah yeah, next Arcadia.

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Speaker 7: But I always got like the thing is, I always

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Speaker 7: Bad at like what well just like real I would

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Speaker 5: Writing this always a good move, yeah, but he.

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Speaker 7: No, it was actually really funny because this was my

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Speaker 7: So then I get pulled over it and it was

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Speaker 5: Out of the car. We know that about your face.

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Speaker 6: And I was just completely abandoned my vehicle.

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Speaker 7: Yes, but but it was funny because like I was

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Speaker 1: Nice. Yeah, the nerves are the nerves are up.

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Speaker 1: Driver of the Year, Driver of the Decade sounds like.

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Speaker 6: Listen, don't call shotgun. I'll tell you that much.

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Speaker 1: That's right, CURTI b you got one for us, homeboy,

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Speaker 4: This is a super This is a super weird one,

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Speaker 4: go along with this. I just wanted to explain this

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Speaker 4: twenty eighteen, written by Ian Frazier. Title is the Marishino

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Speaker 4: I will get into it.

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Speaker 1: So give us. This is what happens in two thy ten.

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Speaker 1: So first off, in New York City for a long time,

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Speaker 1: Rudy Giuliani, the fucking lunatic. What made it illegal for

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Speaker 4: I remember being in New York City when Rudy Giuliani

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Speaker 1: He illegalized dancing so that you could get door physically.

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Speaker 1: You could get kicked out of any bar if you

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Speaker 4: He was. Yeah, he used it to like shut down businesses.

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Speaker 4: He made it to ride your bike in a group

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Speaker 1: Cool, Rudy Julian, It is crazy. He also made it

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Speaker 1: illegal to keep bees, so you're not allowed to keep

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Speaker 4: Sit right, Yeah, In twenty ten, they get it reversed.

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Speaker 4: You're allowed to keep bees. So bee keeping explodes in Brooklyn.

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Speaker 4: noticing that the bees are turning red. And not only

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Speaker 4: to make red honey and so cool, all of these

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Speaker 4: they're worried, like they're like getting into like anti freeze

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Speaker 4: Everybody's fucking fascinated, it takes off, so that cracks up

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Speaker 4: of these red bees, the EPA raids the factory, the

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Speaker 4: Maraschino cherry factory, for EPA violations. Okay, like Ghostbusters, Yeah,

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Speaker 4: like fucking Ghostbusters, Like my classic joke. The most unbelievable

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Speaker 4: thing about both ghostbusters is how much power the EPA has.

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Speaker 1: Apparently they do, Yeah, and apparently they do. So they

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Speaker 1: And then at this point the owner of the factory, Arthur,

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Speaker 6: He's freaking out, he's freaking out.

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Speaker 1: He's super freaking out.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he calmly walks to the bathroom and commits suicide. Okay, yes,

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Speaker 4: all right, what yes, so Arthur Mondela he has a

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Speaker 4: and then they pushed through the fake wall and they

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Speaker 4: like twenty five thousand square feet, all run with glowlights

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Speaker 1: And so and it all happened because of the fact

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Speaker 6: Wow, No, that is pretty pretty out there.

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Speaker 4: What yes, And I'm just and also like it wasn't

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Speaker 4: Like he didn't get busted.

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Speaker 4: Like they obviously shut it, shut it down and everything,

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Speaker 4: like six months on probation or something like that, right,

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Speaker 4: because also he only got in trouble for the environmental stuff.

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Speaker 6: Classic Arthur so hasty, you know, so hasty.

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Speaker 5: Visionary.

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Speaker 1: It's a visionary too. And also five years later it

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Speaker 6: Like, yes, yeah, I mean, I just so much to

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Speaker 4: It is one of the craziest stories I've ever read.

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Speaker 2: But how cool did you, guys feel when you were

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Speaker 2: came with those two red and it would flow down

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Speaker 2: in there there's Maraschino cherries. Maybe guys, what's the what's

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Speaker 2: the other one called a Jolly Roger or something Temple

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Speaker 2: can have another round. It's like one more Shirley Temple.

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Speaker 2: You're like, you're driving and then you moon walk into

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Speaker 2: reason never had that in New Jersey, but so my dad.

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Speaker 4: I grew up in New Jersey and my dad lived

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Speaker 1: Yes, it does feel fla It's just like it's.

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Speaker 6: Sprite and we're just adding more syrup. It's I mean,

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Speaker 7: In this country really is Shirley Temples. At a young age,

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Speaker 7: I love Martino Jerry's I'm obsessed and I'm trying to

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Speaker 7: think of like bees like honey and Marchino sounds like

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Speaker 7: a fucking dream.

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Speaker 1: I know it does. It does sound.

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Speaker 1: Don't know the bees make.

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Speaker 6: It's then I don't want it.

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Speaker 5: We're cherries out.

444
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Speaker 6: I'm walking. I'm a walker. I'm a walker.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Scotty, will you give me a tease for one

446
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Speaker 1: and then let's take a break.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna tease.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna tease you to This one is not a

449
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Speaker 2: news story. This is a story that I read on

450
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Speaker 2: Reddit years ago that one of our been animals, uh

451
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Speaker 2: were sent to us. And it's under the t I

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Speaker 2: f U, which is today I fucked up. That's a

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Speaker 2: Subreddit t I f you by enraging the parents of

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Speaker 2: my girlfriend by pretending not.

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Speaker 5: To know what a potato is.

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Speaker 1: Excited to hear.

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Speaker 6: About this potato is a religion, that's right.

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Speaker 1: You know, we'll be right back.

459
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Speaker 6: The news.

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Speaker 3: From all the way around the Banana.

461
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Speaker 1: And we are back, folks.

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Speaker 2: This is uh.

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Speaker 4: Oh you know what, when this comes out, the Bananas

464
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Speaker 4: Live will have already happened. This is after the fact,

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Speaker 4: but listen. Please go to our Instagram The Bananas Podcast

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Speaker 4: d m us your strange news. You can also call

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Speaker 4: the Banana Phone. I will give you the phone number.

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Speaker 2: I'll do it right now. Two one three two one

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Speaker 2: four seven nine seven four. I've been getting so share.

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Speaker 2: We have a phone, Mint Mobile gave Kurt and I

471
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Speaker 2: a phone, and I leave it on almost all day

472
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Speaker 2: and anybody's allowed to call it at any time.

473
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Speaker 1: And I talked to him for exactly one minute. I

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Speaker 1: get something. There was a lull.

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Speaker 5: I think around.

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Speaker 2: I think around the election people had other bigger fish

477
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Speaker 2: to fry. But now I'm getting like twenty calls a day,

478
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Speaker 2: and I got a great one from northern Sweden, Kirt.

479
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Speaker 2: They want us to come party with them when this

480
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Speaker 2: is over, when the great quar ends. Joey from Wisconsin

481
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Speaker 2: the Hops Factory called me again. I had a guy

482
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Speaker 2: that went ice fishing and won. Last week. He won

483
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Speaker 2: an ice fishing tournament. Yeah, it's amazing. Wow, keep calling fun,

484
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Speaker 2: Happy to talk to anybody.

485
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Speaker 5: Thank you for the songs.

486
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Speaker 6: What a boost the confidence because my phone is not

487
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Speaker 6: that poppin' normal.

488
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Speaker 2: I got nobody calling me my personal phone. Spam risk

489
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Speaker 2: all spam risk all the time.

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Speaker 6: Scam likely scam likely. I've actually been wanting to like

491
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Speaker 6: secretly change my roommate's like phone, like like her mom,

492
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Speaker 6: her mom subvers a scam likely good idea. I like that.

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Speaker 5: That's frank. That doesn't hurt anybody. Guys.

494
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Speaker 2: Let me tell you about this kick butt story. So

495
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Speaker 2: that again, this was on Reddit. This is not a

496
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Speaker 2: news story. This was sent in by Uh. I'm gonna

497
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Speaker 2: spell it, then I'm gonna guess it k ed IgE.

498
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Speaker 2: So I'm gonna say, cadizky, how about Cadiz thank you

499
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Speaker 2: for sending this in Cadiz or ked e g it

500
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:22,359
Speaker 2: happens today. I left up by enraging the parents of

501
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Speaker 2: my girlfriend by pretending not to know what a potato is.

502
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Speaker 2: So I'm just going to read this as it was posted.

503
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Speaker 2: I literally have thought about this for five years. Let

504
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Speaker 2: me tell you that I have made a bad mistake.

505
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Speaker 2: This evening, my girlfriend, who let me tell you, is

506
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:43,359
Speaker 2: only my second girlfriend of all time, said, I am

507
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Speaker 2: quote invited to dinner unquote with her parents. I was

508
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Speaker 2: very aghast, nervous and bashful to be invited to such

509
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Speaker 2: a situation, but I knew it must be done. I

510
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,119
Speaker 2: met them nicely, I should tell you, and it started

511
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Speaker 2: off in a good way. Apparently this guy's a butler

512
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Speaker 2: from the eighteen nineties. I met them nicely, I should

513
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Speaker 2: tell you. The idea slapped in my mind that I

514
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:09,920
Speaker 2: should do a comedic bit to make a good impression

515
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:12,880
Speaker 2: and become known to them as a guy who was amusing.

516
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Speaker 2: When I saw that baked potatoes were served, I got

517
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Speaker 2: the idea that it would be very funny if I

518
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:24,320
Speaker 2: pretended I did not know what potatoes were.

519
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Speaker 5: That would be funny.

520
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Speaker 2: Well, let me tell you. It backfired on my face.

521
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:35,080
Speaker 2: I'll tell you how. So first, when the potato came

522
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Speaker 2: onto my plate, I acted very interested.

523
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Speaker 6: That's so funny.

524
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:45,040
Speaker 2: I showed an expression on my face as to say

525
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Speaker 2: that I was confused, astounded, but in a restrained way,

526
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:55,240
Speaker 2: curious and interested. They did notice, and her parents seemed confused,

527
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Speaker 2: but I didn't say anything. So I asked, quote, this

528
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Speaker 2: looks very interesting, Oh my goodness, this and they stared

529
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:07,640
Speaker 2: at me, and finally her mother said, it's a baked potato.

530
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:13,600
Speaker 2: So I said, oh, interesting, a baked What.

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Speaker 1: Is it again?

532
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:20,840
Speaker 2: And she goes a potato and I said, uh, potato, interesting,

533
00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:22,240
Speaker 2: never heard of a potato.

534
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Speaker 5: This looks pretty good.

535
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Speaker 1: Quote.

536
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Speaker 2: And then they didn't guess that I was joking. They

537
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:32,080
Speaker 2: didn't see that I was clowning. And I thought, and

538
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:34,000
Speaker 2: they really thought that I did not know what a

539
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Speaker 2: potato is. So I knew it would be very embarrassing

540
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:38,840
Speaker 2: and I would be humiliated, depressed, and disgusted if I

541
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Speaker 2: admitted that I had made a bad joke. No, that's

542
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:45,160
Speaker 2: when you bail, by the way, aspiring comedians, that's when

543
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:47,800
Speaker 2: you bail. Just say this has gone awry. I was

544
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:51,600
Speaker 2: just making a joke. I am an idiot. I love potatoes.

545
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:58,200
Speaker 2: Were naming her first shelled potato. So what I did

546
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Speaker 2: was acted as if it was not a joke, but

547
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:03,880
Speaker 2: committed harder to the act of pretending I didn't know

548
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Speaker 2: what a potato is. They asked me, very incredulously, did

549
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Speaker 2: I really not know what a potato is?

550
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:11,520
Speaker 5: Again?

551
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:15,520
Speaker 2: Pull the ripcord. It's over. No, I said that I

552
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:18,680
Speaker 2: had never heard of a potato. I told him not

553
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Speaker 2: only had I never eaten a potato, but I had

554
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:23,080
Speaker 2: never even heard the word potato.

555
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Speaker 5: Oh my this, Oh my goodness. This went on for

556
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Speaker 5: a bit.

557
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:31,720
Speaker 2: My girlfriend started acting very confused and very embarrassed and

558
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:34,280
Speaker 2: by my quote, fucked up antics. And then the more

559
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:37,880
Speaker 2: insistent I was about not knowing what potato was, she

560
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,640
Speaker 2: and her parents started thinking that I did know what

561
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Speaker 2: a potato was, and I had to commit one hundred

562
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Speaker 2: percent when I would not admit to not knowing what

563
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Speaker 2: a potato was. Her father specially got annoyed. At one

564
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Speaker 2: point he said something like, enough is enough. You're fucking

565
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Speaker 2: with us. Admit it right now, the first time meeting your.

566
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Speaker 5: Girlfriend's this is so incredible.

567
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:07,680
Speaker 2: And I looked at him and said, sir, before today,

568
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Speaker 2: I have never heard of a potato. I do not

569
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Speaker 2: know what a potato is. I understand it's some kind

570
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Speaker 2: of food, but I do not know what to tell you. Oh,

571
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:19,960
Speaker 2: I'm going to jump to the end. There's a couple

572
00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:24,720
Speaker 2: more paragraphs. But my girlfriend and the mother started saying

573
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Speaker 2: to me, what are you doing? And my girlfriend finally

574
00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:29,960
Speaker 2: left went to another room. Finally, her father said, get

575
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:33,560
Speaker 2: the fuck out of our house, and I said, I

576
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:35,560
Speaker 2: said to him, it was a rational treat me this

577
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:38,640
Speaker 2: way because I had never heard of a potato before. Well,

578
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Speaker 2: he did not take that kindly. Now, in text messages,

579
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Speaker 2: I have girlfriend telling me I've been telling my girlfriend

580
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Speaker 2: that I really did not know what a potato was.

581
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Speaker 2: The Only way I can ever get out of this

582
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Speaker 2: is them to buy that I never knew what a

583
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Speaker 2: potato was I wish I had never started this, but

584
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Speaker 2: now I can't go back.

585
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Speaker 5: She broke up with me anyway.

586
00:30:57,760 --> 00:31:04,080
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, I support her on breaking up of course,

587
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:06,400
Speaker 1: because at that point, like there is what is what

588
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:08,240
Speaker 1: is at steak for you to just be like I

589
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:09,880
Speaker 1: made a bad joke and that I tried to commit

590
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Speaker 1: to it, you know, there is nothing at stake at

591
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Speaker 1: that point. I feel like he maybe that's an inventory

592
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Speaker 1: and I feel like.

593
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Speaker 7: I did funny what a massochists. I think he didn't

594
00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:23,080
Speaker 7: want to be in that relationship.

595
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Speaker 6: That's what I think.

596
00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:32,080
Speaker 7: If anything, Yeah, okay, it would have worked if it

597
00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:36,520
Speaker 7: was not an a list food. Yes, potato was like

598
00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:39,760
Speaker 7: just everyone knows what a potato is asparagus.

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Speaker 1: It would have worked with if he went with what about.

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Speaker 6: Mike? So did they even start dinner or no? It

601
00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:51,320
Speaker 6: was literally.

602
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Speaker 2: I decided to take a bite of potato, and when

603
00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:58,480
Speaker 2: I did, I made a high pitch noise and said,

604
00:31:58,560 --> 00:31:59,800
Speaker 2: taste very strange.

605
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Speaker 6: So I think this guy might actually be commedic genius.

606
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:10,440
Speaker 2: It's Sasha Baron Cohen, That's what it sounds like. It

607
00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:11,600
Speaker 2: sounds like Andy Kaufman.

608
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Speaker 6: Yeah, commitments, the commitments, but also like you know.

609
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Speaker 7: I think we've all been in those situations too, where

610
00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:22,280
Speaker 7: like you you're in too deep too, it's back just

611
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:25,400
Speaker 7: like it's just just just close enough to like you

612
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:27,200
Speaker 7: couldn't you could have gotten out of.

613
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:28,240
Speaker 1: It like two seconds.

614
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Speaker 6: Yes, absolutely, I just don't understand why why he did it.

615
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:35,400
Speaker 6: That's so funny though.

616
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:36,760
Speaker 1: Yeah.

617
00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:41,040
Speaker 4: Have I have been in situations with people who are

618
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:44,120
Speaker 4: doing a bit where I'm just like, okay, let's just

619
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:46,160
Speaker 4: like it's been so long. I'm just like, let's have

620
00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:49,320
Speaker 4: the big let's have the bid end. And the insistence

621
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Speaker 4: to not end the bit me is always like you,

622
00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:57,719
Speaker 4: it's an insult to the person to other person. That's

623
00:32:57,760 --> 00:32:59,520
Speaker 4: how I always I get angry because I'm just.

624
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:03,640
Speaker 1: You're treating me like I'm a fucking idiot that I

625
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:06,000
Speaker 1: would believe this, and I just want to get past it,

626
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:09,040
Speaker 1: so just just admit it. And when they don't, I'm

627
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:11,800
Speaker 1: just like, oh, you're a you're a crazy person, like

628
00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:14,880
Speaker 1: you need control this much in order to out.

629
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:19,000
Speaker 2: We have some shared friends that do that to the extreme,

630
00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:20,880
Speaker 2: and it is a there is a point where you

631
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:22,800
Speaker 2: pull the rip cord and yes, or you just stop,

632
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:23,280
Speaker 2: you just.

633
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:24,000
Speaker 1: Stop, you just stop.

634
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:26,720
Speaker 2: I just stopped talking to them, right, This guy could

635
00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:29,400
Speaker 2: have been like, these potatoes are great, I'm really enjoying these.

636
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:31,400
Speaker 2: I love what you've done with the place. The curtains

637
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:33,840
Speaker 2: are amazing, and suddenly you're talking about something else, but

638
00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:35,400
Speaker 2: it sounds like you just froze.

639
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:37,960
Speaker 1: Yeah for it.

640
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:41,959
Speaker 7: I just I mean, and also like just going off

641
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:45,520
Speaker 7: of what you guys just said, like sometimes people continue

642
00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:45,800
Speaker 7: the bit.

643
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:46,880
Speaker 6: Sometimes I just want to have.

644
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:54,360
Speaker 7: A normal, yes, honest conversation for goodness, Yes, because we're comedians.

645
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:56,680
Speaker 6: People just think we're on all the damn time. Yes,

646
00:33:57,200 --> 00:34:01,440
Speaker 6: I just want to know, like what the fucking groundhog

647
00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:02,000
Speaker 6: Day means.

648
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:04,520
Speaker 1: I don't know.

649
00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:07,360
Speaker 6: I literally just want to get to the bottom of something.

650
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:10,520
Speaker 6: And then like people just want to like just fucking

651
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:11,759
Speaker 6: joke around all the damn time.

652
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:13,319
Speaker 5: I'm like, yeah, it happens, It.

653
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:16,600
Speaker 1: Really happened. I remember.

654
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:18,120
Speaker 4: There was just a section of my time was like

655
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:21,279
Speaker 4: right when I started improvising at UCB back in the day,

656
00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:24,920
Speaker 4: and it was like we would go to McManus after.

657
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Speaker 1: A show and it would be Manhattan. It would just

658
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:29,520
Speaker 1: be bits.

659
00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:32,719
Speaker 4: It would be aggressive bits that were coming out of

660
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:37,279
Speaker 4: a sense of deep insecurity and everyone having to top

661
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Speaker 4: the other one, to the point where I always would

662
00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:42,440
Speaker 4: be like I cannot take that, to the point where

663
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Speaker 4: I was like, maybe I'm not a comedian because I

664
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Speaker 4: don't feel this psychotic need to constantly to do the

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Speaker 4: eleventh tag on the dumbest joke that we did fifteen

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Speaker 4: minutes ago.

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Speaker 1: Like I d move on and actually have a conversation,

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Speaker 1: right we there's a time.

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Speaker 6: We want to have the last words. You know too much.

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Speaker 5: I got to the point where if somebody I'm so sorry,

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Speaker 5: share you.

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Speaker 6: Go, I was just pick your battles, that's it.

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Speaker 2: I got to a point when that one video of

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Speaker 2: the wedding party that danced down the aisle went viral,

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Speaker 2: and then everybody insisted that the wedding parties at their

676
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Speaker 2: weddings did a funny dance down the aisle. I got

677
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Speaker 2: to the point where I would text people and be like,

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Speaker 2: I don't want to be a part of your wedding.

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Speaker 2: I will come, I will dance all night long, but

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Speaker 2: if you invite me to your wedding you make me

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Speaker 2: dance down the aisle, I will not come, or I

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Speaker 2: will stand there and then when they introduce, I will

683
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Speaker 2: just change.

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Speaker 5: I'll change outfits.

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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna It's that kind of thing where you're like,

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Speaker 2: it wasn't your idea to begin with, why are we

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Speaker 2: still doing this?

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Speaker 5: It's not fun for me?

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Speaker 1: And then I found myself like stuck in those situations

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Speaker 1: three or four times.

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Speaker 6: That it is a nightmare of a wedding. And I

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Speaker 6: will speak.

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Speaker 7: I mean I have this joke about like how at

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Speaker 7: this point, I don't know what's worth like getting like

695
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Speaker 7: asked to be a bridesmaid or getting selected for jury

696
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Speaker 7: duty because.

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Speaker 5: I, oh, oh, definitely bride Definitely.

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Speaker 7: You're thrown into this group of strangers. I mean it

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Speaker 7: makes sense and everyone is forced to like just it's

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Speaker 7: too much. And you know, me personally, I'm never I

701
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Speaker 7: was never a part of like a sorty or anything

702
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Speaker 7: like that. I mean, I have a lot of girlfriends,

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Speaker 7: but it's just it's a lot to turn it on.

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Speaker 6: It's a lot to turn it on.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I went to a wedding on Ohio and the photographer

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Speaker 2: I was in the wedding, but I wasn't even officially

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Speaker 2: like a groomsman.

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Speaker 5: My buddy called me.

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Speaker 2: It's like, hey, man, like I haven't I didn't talk

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Speaker 2: to this guy in like eight years we were high

712
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Speaker 2: school friends and and like we kind of lost touch,

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Speaker 2: as adults do.

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Speaker 1: But he's like, it means so much for me to

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Speaker 1: be a party wedding. You can be an usher.

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Speaker 2: And I was like, I'm coming no matter what, Bud,

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Speaker 2: you don't need to make me rent a suit for

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Speaker 2: Men's warehouse.

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Speaker 1: But he did. And then a.

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Speaker 5: Photographer we're all, we're all out on this doc over a.

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Speaker 2: Fake lake near fake wedding venue, uh, you know, for

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Speaker 2: the photos, and the photographers were doing all our pictures

723
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Speaker 2: and they're like, let's do a funny one. So I

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Speaker 2: just stepped into the lake and I stood up to

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Speaker 2: my knees in a rented brown TUXI you know, and

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Speaker 2: everybody else was like what the and it like killed

727
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Speaker 2: the mood. But I was like, well, well, everybody else

728
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Speaker 2: was just gonna like stick their tongue out or like

729
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Speaker 2: lift their leg in the air or something. But I

730
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Speaker 2: just stepped directly into the lake and then I had

731
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Speaker 2: to go through the co wedding with wet knee down.

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Speaker 6: But I was like you you, you went for it,

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Speaker 6: you went for you committed. It was it was like

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Speaker 6: you want funny, bitch, I'll give you funny.

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Speaker 2: It was my protest, don't It's like, don't tell somebody

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Speaker 2: to be funny, Like, let's do.

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Speaker 6: A funny one. I just punched the bride in the fix.

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Speaker 5: I was like, yeah, live a little like half the time.

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Speaker 7: Like it's so funny because I think all the time

740
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Speaker 7: because like all my friends are hot, right, so whenever,

741
00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:08,279
Speaker 7: whenever my girlfriends, all my girlfriends are hot, all my

742
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Speaker 7: guy friends are hideous.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how the world works. It's like sitcom.

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Speaker 5: Yes, all my.

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Speaker 6: Girlfriends are just so incredibly gorgeous and whatever.

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Speaker 7: Uh, the the idea of the funny photo, let's do

747
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Speaker 7: a funny one comes up. I'm like, everyone's just like

748
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Speaker 7: equally as gorgeous, Like they're just like they I don't know,

749
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Speaker 7: they like wink and they wink, and I'm like, if

750
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Speaker 7: you're gonna go ugly, I want to see quasi moto.

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Speaker 6: You know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: That's right, get naked, Get naked.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, lose your mind, show me your flaws.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, let it fly, slang it gracious. I'm with you,

755
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Speaker 5: and yeah, give us another story.

756
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Speaker 1: But this was sent in by Sarah Anderson. This is

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Speaker 1: miss her Really were they were the right right? The

758
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Speaker 1: love them all.

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Speaker 4: This is from paw Culture, Classic paw Culture. We're always

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00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:11,520
Speaker 4: we're always getting some paw culture articles in here.

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Speaker 5: Yeah right.

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Speaker 4: This is written by John Kilpatrick, The be and the

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Speaker 4: Beast and this at this is titled the Weirdest Animal

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Speaker 4: Laws in America. Are you guys ready for some of

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Speaker 4: the weirdest animal laws in America?

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Speaker 5: I'm ready.

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Speaker 1: Here's one.

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Speaker 4: It is illegal to photograph rabbits between the months of

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Speaker 4: January and April.

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Speaker 1: In Wyoming.

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Speaker 5: Because they're doing it.

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Speaker 1: I oh, oh, I never, I don't know. I have

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Speaker 1: no idea. It does not do.

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Speaker 6: It. I mean they're always in heat, right, because they're

775
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Speaker 6: always fucking. Rabbits are the porn stars of the you

776
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Speaker 6: know wilderness.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so they might not might not only fuck January

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Speaker 4: through April. It says in nineteen it's a nineteen twenty

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Speaker 4: one rule still in the books. It shall be unlawful

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Speaker 4: for any person or person may photograph any of the game,

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Speaker 4: animals or birds of this state during the months of

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Speaker 4: January in April. That is out of this world, isn't

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Speaker 4: It's really crazy? And then it says, except in the

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Speaker 4: manner here too provided in this section, any responsive person

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Speaker 4: who shall desire to photograph any of the game animals

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Speaker 4: or birds of the state.

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Speaker 1: Blah blah blah.

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Speaker 4: Maybe payment of five dollars to the state Game and

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Speaker 4: Fish commission worth it worth it is came no State

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Speaker 4: Game and Fish commissioner. You have to pay them five dollars.

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Speaker 4: That's a lot of money in nineteen twenty one.

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Speaker 5: In nine, yeah, that's like a billion dollars.

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Speaker 1: It's like a billion dollars to photograph a rabbit.

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00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:47,480
Speaker 6: A rabbit bugs money, bugs, money in the flesh.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's pretty crazy. Oh, it's it was scrapped. You

796
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Speaker 1: can in Wyoming.

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Speaker 4: You still now you can photograph the rabbits. Another one

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Speaker 4: from Alaska. Animals cannot enter beauty salon for the purpose

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Speaker 4: of hair dressing.

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Speaker 1: Whoa, that's still on the.

801
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:10,000
Speaker 6: Can't enter beauty salons for the sake of hair dressing.

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00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:13,640
Speaker 4: So the purpose of hair dressing, they can enter as

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Speaker 4: long as you're not going to dress their hair in

804
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:19,040
Speaker 4: the salon. But if you're going to dress hair in

805
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Speaker 4: a salon, it's illegal.

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00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:21,760
Speaker 1: Okay.

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00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:23,279
Speaker 5: I need sounds like a union thing.

808
00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:26,160
Speaker 6: I need to literally. English is my second language. So

809
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:30,160
Speaker 6: you're saying an animal cannot get their hair done.

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00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:33,239
Speaker 1: Essentially, right in a salon. In a salon, animals are

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00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:36,359
Speaker 1: not allowed to enter beauty salon? Right?

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00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:37,000
Speaker 5: Why not?

813
00:41:37,719 --> 00:41:38,040
Speaker 6: Why not?

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00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:40,600
Speaker 2: How long do dogs live? Dogs lives like fifteen years.

815
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Speaker 2: Let them do whatever the hell they want, like feeding pizza,

816
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,160
Speaker 2: Like do you have fun with them?

817
00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:44,800
Speaker 5: They're dogs?

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00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:47,400
Speaker 6: Give the pomeranian some bangs.

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Speaker 1: Give it a give us some banks.

820
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Speaker 2: It's feeling unattractive, it's bored. He's she's married to the

821
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Speaker 2: dullest man in New Mexico. Let the Pomeranian have some banks.

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00:41:57,480 --> 00:41:59,360
Speaker 2: It changes her personality.

823
00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:01,040
Speaker 1: What else?

824
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:04,440
Speaker 4: It is illegal to sell a dogs or cat's excess

825
00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:05,960
Speaker 4: hair in Delaware.

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00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:07,000
Speaker 1: Fucking what?

827
00:42:08,719 --> 00:42:12,480
Speaker 4: It appears this law to protect pets from peepers using

828
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:13,920
Speaker 4: their fur to make things.

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00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:16,600
Speaker 1: Ah okay, But you know what's.

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Speaker 7: Funny is like I feel like these laws were created

831
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Speaker 7: because it happened.

832
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:24,960
Speaker 1: Yes, there really was a dog?

833
00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:29,000
Speaker 6: Was it a dog? The exchange for cat's hair?

834
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Speaker 7: What was that?

835
00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:33,200
Speaker 1: You can't you can't sell dogs or cat's hair excess?

836
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Speaker 1: Got it right?

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Speaker 2: The two pay run in Delaware, in uh in Dover,

838
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:42,400
Speaker 2: in Dover, Delaware, they were making basically, there was.

839
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Speaker 6: A trapdoor in a in a factory with his.

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00:42:46,719 --> 00:42:55,399
Speaker 4: Cat and dog hair, and then the last one. It's uh,

841
00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:58,759
Speaker 4: last one is illegal. There's a bunch of other ones,

842
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:01,520
Speaker 4: but they're not that crazy. Cats are not allowed in

843
00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:04,759
Speaker 4: public cemeteries in Wisconsin.

844
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Speaker 6: Because the focus focus hocus.

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00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:10,680
Speaker 1: Probably hocus focus probably poke, probably a Winch law.

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00:43:12,239 --> 00:43:12,439
Speaker 6: Law.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's amazing, And D'Angelo wrote the new version. You know,

848
00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:20,239
Speaker 2: good buddy of mine used to work on Workaholics with me,

849
00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:22,919
Speaker 2: wrote the new hocus Pocus. It's coming out.

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00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:24,200
Speaker 5: It's great.

851
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:28,239
Speaker 6: Shout out to hocus Pocus. I the first time I

852
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:29,320
Speaker 6: saw it was in fifth grade.

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Speaker 7: I remember great movies like Whispering to my friend Valerie

854
00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:35,960
Speaker 7: because we watched it in class because you know, in

855
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:39,360
Speaker 7: festive times. I was like, I asked Valerie, what's a virgin?

856
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:42,880
Speaker 7: Because remember that was the freaking first time I'd ever

857
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:43,600
Speaker 7: heard the V word?

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Speaker 6: Right, is the fifth grade absorbing it?

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00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:50,200
Speaker 5: She's like, we are, we are, we are?

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00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:53,839
Speaker 6: I mean, listen, Valerie, Valerie was fucking.

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Speaker 5: Okay, call the cops.

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00:43:58,239 --> 00:44:01,040
Speaker 1: Look up, that's the other v where Valerie.

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Speaker 6: Card uh no.

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Speaker 7: But but actually it's funny because I remember back in

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Speaker 7: fifth grade around this time, like I had like cool friends,

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Speaker 7: but I was never.

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Speaker 6: Like what you said, all my friends have been hot

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Speaker 6: since day one, right, So I.

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Speaker 7: Remember like there were these like scheduled like like basically

870
00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:22,040
Speaker 7: everyone would just text. I mean, I'm sorry, not even text.

871
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:25,040
Speaker 7: It would be word of mouth that like, oh, Valerie

872
00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:27,640
Speaker 7: and David are gonna kiss after after class?

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Speaker 5: Uh hot?

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00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:29,800
Speaker 6: You know.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, it's so funny that I literally it's so funny.

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00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:37,320
Speaker 7: This is not the first time I've talked about scheduled

877
00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:40,160
Speaker 7: kissing this week, but it was like completely different scenarios.

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Speaker 6: What the hell?

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00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:42,719
Speaker 5: Yeah, not cool.

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00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:45,719
Speaker 1: Also on a podcast, it's a pandemic.

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00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:48,600
Speaker 5: You gotta schedule everything these days. I'll meet you by

882
00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:51,959
Speaker 5: the mailboxes. We'll remove our masks. Three x mak.

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Speaker 7: Okay, First of all, I told you about me and

884
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Speaker 7: my landlord in confidence. Okay, but yeah, yeah, I cats

885
00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:04,239
Speaker 7: and cemeteries. Well, if anything, the reason why cats are

886
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:06,920
Speaker 7: banned from cemeteries is because, yes, this is I mean,

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Speaker 7: if you see one, you're.

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Speaker 6: Just like, this is too on the nose.

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Speaker 5: Yes, it's a cliche.

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Speaker 1: Is this a go shoot? Get out of here?

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Speaker 5: Okay, get out of here.

892
00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:17,600
Speaker 1: I'm writing poetry and listening to cure.

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Speaker 5: Get out of here. I'm cloes.

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Speaker 6: What is this a commercial? For Party City, Like we

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Speaker 6: get it, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 5: I don't.

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00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:26,200
Speaker 6: I don't need this right now.

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Speaker 7: It's it's so funny how like cats have that reputation

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Speaker 7: of like being related though.

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Speaker 6: Like black cats bickly. I mean, how do you think

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00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:38,080
Speaker 6: they feel there's there's a support group for that.

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00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:41,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we have never done that story. I'm sure

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Speaker 1: you guys have both heard of this.

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Speaker 2: But it's like that thing where there's cats and nursing

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00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:46,560
Speaker 2: homes that like sit next to the people that are

906
00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:48,279
Speaker 2: going to die and then the next day they die.

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00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:50,160
Speaker 2: And maybe that's an urban legend, but I've heard of

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00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:53,480
Speaker 2: that many times. It's also in the movie Doctor Sleep.

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00:45:53,680 --> 00:45:55,920
Speaker 2: But yeah, there was a thing where there was like

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00:45:56,040 --> 00:45:57,799
Speaker 2: cats and nursing homes and they would like go into

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00:45:57,840 --> 00:45:59,880
Speaker 2: the room of the older people that were and the

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Speaker 2: next day those people would pass like they could sense

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Speaker 2: it somehow.

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Speaker 1: Maybe I'm gonna look it up. Maybe this is an

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Speaker 1: urban legend, but I think.

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Speaker 7: It's featuring I'm just picturing like an animated sketch world where, uh,

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Speaker 7: when the nurse leaves the room, the cat grabs.

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Speaker 5: A pillow, it just smothers them.

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00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:24,239
Speaker 1: He's gotta keep my record gotta keep my record. This

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00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:25,520
Speaker 1: is how I eat pals.

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Speaker 6: Sorry, right, right, gets the feet, all right, TikTok, all right.

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Speaker 1: Got to give us our last one to send us house.

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Speaker 2: Bring it on home, Sherry. It's been such a pleasure

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Speaker 2: having you on bananas.

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Speaker 6: Likewise, feeling is mutual is let's.

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Speaker 2: Send this one fun cherry. When when this lifts, where's

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Speaker 2: the first place you want to hop on a plane and.

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Speaker 1: Go on vacation?

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Speaker 6: To be honest, Shanghai.

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Speaker 7: That's where I was born and I haven't been thereool

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Speaker 7: ten years, and I would love.

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Speaker 6: To time when I was little, But I to be honest,

933
00:47:02,719 --> 00:47:07,720
Speaker 6: it's because I won't take five for Christ's sakes, because

934
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:09,520
Speaker 6: you know how it's working, and you know how it is.

935
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Speaker 6: It's like, oh, if by skip down by skiff Town,

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Speaker 6: Marvel's gonna call me.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm unavailable, right, And it also feels that that

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00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:20,439
Speaker 4: far away feels like you are actually divorced from what's

939
00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:23,399
Speaker 4: going on in America. Yes, I remember when I would

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Speaker 4: go to Australia, I would just be like, I am

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Speaker 4: out of the world. I am in another world.

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Speaker 7: I'm retired if you've retired, no, but but yeah, I

943
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:36,440
Speaker 7: have family there and it's just so gorgeous.

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Speaker 6: And I haven't really been back as an adult, So Shanghai.

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Speaker 2: Just a good answer. Y nice, that's a great answer,

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Speaker 2: Curtie B. Where you're gonna go.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to Cabo, baby, No, that's easy.

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Speaker 5: That's forty five minutes away.

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Speaker 6: Ring break.

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Speaker 5: Bregg.

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Speaker 2: All right, Well, somehow we can actually mash your two

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00:47:57,040 --> 00:48:00,400
Speaker 2: locations up and it'll fit perfectly into this story. Woman

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Speaker 2: chugs entire bottle of kangyak at airport security checkpoint.

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Speaker 6: Oh my goodness, I love that.

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Speaker 2: Victoria Bertrand sent this in. Victoria, You're wonderful. Your Instagram

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00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:19,279
Speaker 2: handle was so long I couldn't see it all. So

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Speaker 2: we're going with Victoria. You're the best. And this was

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00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:25,080
Speaker 2: written by the one and only the legend Food and

959
00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:30,080
Speaker 2: Wines food and wine dot COM's legendary reporter, Mike Palmer.

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00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:32,000
Speaker 4: This is two weeks in a row that we got

961
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Speaker 4: a food and wine article in I subscribed.

962
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:37,920
Speaker 1: Food and Wine is going for the strange news market.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna we're blurring Cabo and China here, which sounds.

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Speaker 6: Ridiculous, But the crossover you didn't know.

965
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Speaker 1: You need it, it's obvious.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, honestly, no one, Yeah, no one likes to deal

967
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Speaker 2: with airport security, and there's sometimes seemingly random.

968
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Speaker 1: Rules, particularly the no liquids rule.

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00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:06,160
Speaker 2: You can either attempt to pack the bottle in your

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Speaker 2: suitcase where there's a risk of it breaking. Baggage handlers

971
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Speaker 2: are oh so gentle. Mike's that's Mike has really given it.

972
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Speaker 1: He's really explaining to us how this works.

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00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:16,520
Speaker 6: We all know.

974
00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:19,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, get to what happened, pal, Yeah.

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00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:23,479
Speaker 2: Mike just tells the story, homeboy. Or you get caught

976
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:25,279
Speaker 2: with security and have to throw it out. It can

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Speaker 2: make air travel so much more frustrating. But let me

978
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Speaker 2: tell you a story that chugging a bottle of kgnak

979
00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:33,799
Speaker 2: is far from a sensible way to show your displeasure.

980
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Speaker 2: A woman in China was stopped at the Beijing Capital

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Speaker 2: International Airport after security found she was carrying a bottle

982
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Speaker 2: of Remy Martin XO Excellence in her hand luggage that

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Speaker 2: she had purchased earlier at an airport in the United States.

984
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Speaker 2: When told she wouldn't be able to bring the two

985
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Speaker 2: hundred dollars bottle of kanyak on her flight to wens Who,

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Speaker 2: the enthusiastic but hasty drinker decided to chug the entire

987
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Speaker 2: bottle right there instead.

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Speaker 1: Enjoy of Like I'm just first of.

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Speaker 6: All, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 7: I just want to say that Asians are very known

991
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Speaker 7: for Okay, I can't speak for every Asian, at least

992
00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:25,360
Speaker 7: everyone in my family very known for like trying to

993
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Speaker 7: smuggle as many of those kind of goods. Really, I'm

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Speaker 7: talking cartons of cigarettes, like just packs and packs of

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Speaker 7: dried school like these like oh these goods that like

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Speaker 7: seem to be like you know, unobtainable overseas.

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00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:47,520
Speaker 1: Right duty free squid.

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Speaker 6: On top of that, like we also don't like to waste,

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Speaker 6: so she's like very on brand.

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Speaker 7: It's extremely on brand because most of the time they

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Speaker 7: don't check well, I mean with liquid, it's a little tricky,

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Speaker 7: but yeah, my family has gotten like just pounds of seaweed.

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Speaker 1: So we're talking like.

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00:51:08,520 --> 00:51:12,759
Speaker 7: Just really ridiculous like foods that are delicious. It's just

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00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:16,640
Speaker 7: so you can only be uh found in China, or

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Speaker 7: its cheaper, I think that's what it is. Sometimes it's

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Speaker 7: cheaper in China, so then they want to bring it

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Speaker 7: here or vice versas cheaper at the airport l a X.

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Speaker 6: For example, the cigarettes the no duty or duty free whatever.

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00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:29,319
Speaker 6: We would get all of.

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00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:31,800
Speaker 7: These American cigarettes and bring it back to my uncles

1012
00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:36,279
Speaker 7: just for them to smoke it all in front of us.

1013
00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:38,520
Speaker 7: Can you imagine cigarettes?

1014
00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:40,359
Speaker 6: So like my mom and I are.

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00:51:40,480 --> 00:51:48,640
Speaker 7: At the airport the cigarettes, so forced to smoke it

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Speaker 7: all at TSA. But this is so funny because I'm

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00:51:52,560 --> 00:51:55,000
Speaker 7: also picturing the rest of the people in line at t.

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00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:55,960
Speaker 6: S A just like.

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00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:03,440
Speaker 1: It's the best. So this is what happens.

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Speaker 5: What happens.

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00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:07,439
Speaker 2: So the enthusiastic drinker decides to chug the entire tire

1022
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Speaker 2: bottle at security instead. Needless to say, the lady quickly

1023
00:52:11,719 --> 00:52:15,600
Speaker 2: became intoxicated, so much so that she wasn't allowed to

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00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:20,320
Speaker 2: board the flight. The kangnac lover began shouting before falling

1025
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Speaker 2: and rolling on the terminal floor. A local police officer

1026
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Speaker 2: was quoted as saying, quote, she was so drunk she

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Speaker 2: couldn't even stand up. We tried to take her to

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Speaker 2: a room, she couldn't get there, so we put her

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Speaker 2: in a wheelchair so she could rest. Rest is important

1030
00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:41,240
Speaker 2: after chugging hard liquor can be tiring.

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00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:48,120
Speaker 7: Again, Oh my goodness, should she should have had pepsid?

1032
00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:55,680
Speaker 1: Ac yes and cheers, and a baguette.

1033
00:52:56,960 --> 00:53:01,160
Speaker 2: To a whole Chinese bag, those famous Chinese bag guy.

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00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:05,000
Speaker 6: Now, I just really want rights to this article so

1035
00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:07,080
Speaker 6: I can beat her in the bio pit. I want

1036
00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:08,280
Speaker 6: to play her in this biopic.

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Speaker 4: I mean it is actually a good beginning to kind

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00:53:12,719 --> 00:53:15,680
Speaker 4: of like a hangover esque for like just this lady.

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00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:18,360
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, that's the way it happened.

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Speaker 5: Missed the flight crash, it's final destination six.

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Speaker 1: Well, thank you so much, Sherry for being on this show.

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00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:31,200
Speaker 6: So much fun. This was bananas, and I adore you

1043
00:53:31,320 --> 00:53:32,560
Speaker 6: to Thanks so much, thank you, thank you.

1044
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Speaker 1: Anything you want to plug before you go.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, sure, find me on Instagram Sherry Cola, and also

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00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:43,200
Speaker 7: tune into Good Trouble season three, premiering on February seventeenth,

1047
00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:46,040
Speaker 7: and you'll be obsessed with me afterwards.

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Speaker 6: That's the morning. You'll be obsessed with me afterwards. Yeah,

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00:53:51,080 --> 00:53:51,520
Speaker 6: and Hulu.

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Speaker 1: Yeah and Hulu oh great.

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00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:53,359
Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Well, thank you so much, Thank you, Bananas.

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Speaker 4: This has been an exactly right production produced and engineered

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Speaker 4: by Katie Levine.

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Speaker 1: The music by Kahan, and all of our artwork is

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Speaker 1: done by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 2: You can follow us on Instagram at The Bananas Podcast,

1058
00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:16,800
Speaker 2: where we post stories every day and things that we

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00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:18,280
Speaker 2: don't cover on the podcast.

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Speaker 2: And if you're interested in advertising on Bananas, please email

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Speaker 2: us at the Bananas Podcast at gmail dot com. That's

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Speaker 2: the Bananas Podcast at gmail dot com.

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