WEBVTT - Ep107: Views from the Cis-Het-Hoe feat Andrew Schulz 0:00:02.800 --> 0:00:07.440 You're did you don't even say you're so well. First 0:00:07.480 --> 0:00:11.280 of all, Baby, it's not your thing, Mandy, I get 0:00:11.320 --> 0:00:14.120 everything I do from Jesus in maryl So like the 0:00:14.200 --> 0:00:18.520 A K S, I'm just saying anyway else, anyway out, 0:00:18.800 --> 0:00:22.200 like damn we gotta fight again anyway like cat say 0:00:22.320 --> 0:00:24.119 so uh No. But for all I do want to 0:00:24.160 --> 0:00:25.720 sit here and say thank you to everyone who came 0:00:25.760 --> 0:00:27.440 to the New York shows. Before we get started, though, 0:00:27.800 --> 0:00:30.560 let's run down what we got coming up. As you 0:00:30.560 --> 0:00:33.040 guys know, we are sold out in Chicago, so we're 0:00:33.040 --> 0:00:35.919 looking forward to see y'all. Motherfucker hut A few things 0:00:35.920 --> 0:00:38.159 about Chicago. We're looking for a photographer. Hit us up 0:00:38.159 --> 0:00:41.080 in the email. The other thing, if you can't make 0:00:41.120 --> 0:00:43.800 the show we are sold out that Friday, we're gonna 0:00:43.840 --> 0:00:46.680 put a post up by an exchange tickets there. We 0:00:46.720 --> 0:00:48.520 don't want those seats to be empty when there could 0:00:48.520 --> 0:00:50.360 be people that want to go. So if you can't 0:00:50.400 --> 0:00:52.560 make it and you want a ticket or something like that, 0:00:52.760 --> 0:00:54.880 chuck on our post. We do that every day before 0:00:54.880 --> 0:00:57.200 each show. Please. I also want to let you guys 0:00:57.200 --> 0:00:59.760 know Houston, we have a very few amount of tickets 0:00:59.840 --> 0:01:02.200 left um, I think it's about less than twenty. They 0:01:02.240 --> 0:01:04.800 are all General Emission. V I P is sold out, 0:01:04.800 --> 0:01:07.520 so he's excited to see you Houston hos. But I 0:01:07.560 --> 0:01:09.039 did want to let you guys know if you are 0:01:09.040 --> 0:01:12.240 coming to the Houston Show, we are partnering with flow Code. 0:01:12.560 --> 0:01:15.600 So flow Code is actually the leader and support organization 0:01:15.680 --> 0:01:18.399 in the Austin community that donates over three hundred and 0:01:18.440 --> 0:01:22.400 thirty thousand menstrual products to thirty plus organizations, shelters and 0:01:22.520 --> 0:01:25.919 natural disaster victims. Flow Code works to advance the common 0:01:25.959 --> 0:01:29.280 good by focusing on health, education, and social justice in 0:01:29.319 --> 0:01:32.000 the community. I'm super excited, so if you are coming 0:01:32.000 --> 0:01:34.760 to the Houston Show, please bring menstrual products with you, 0:01:34.840 --> 0:01:39.559 so that's pads, tampons, use Diva cups, panty liners, anything 0:01:39.600 --> 0:01:42.360 that you can to donate. They will also be accepting 0:01:42.400 --> 0:01:45.160 cash donations at the door. So we are looking super 0:01:45.200 --> 0:01:48.720 excited to see you guys in Houston and um Miami 0:01:48.800 --> 0:01:50.720 few tickets left. Also wanted to let you guys know 0:01:50.800 --> 0:01:54.000 we have added a second date to l A for 0:01:54.080 --> 0:01:57.280 y'all West Coast plus US holes. So come on. It's 0:01:57.360 --> 0:01:59.760 Mother's Day, but y'all can bring your mom. Everybody am 0:01:59.800 --> 0:02:02.080 gonn to bring your fucking mom. Bro, she had to 0:02:02.080 --> 0:02:04.400 fun to get you here, so bring your mom. Also 0:02:04.480 --> 0:02:07.480 in Miami, we're gonna be participating with um the Mac 0:02:07.520 --> 0:02:10.720 Makeup Travel retail team for their AIDS Walk. It's that 0:02:10.840 --> 0:02:12.960 Sunday after the show at eight am, so we'll all 0:02:13.000 --> 0:02:20.320 be hungover, like that's a a eight am. But you 0:02:20.320 --> 0:02:22.640 can if you can walk, you know, if you can't walk, 0:02:22.840 --> 0:02:26.799 donate just kind wheel We have somebody here with a wheelchair. 0:02:27.360 --> 0:02:35.960 Take a wheeling. Yeah, anything, but come through support our 0:02:36.000 --> 0:02:37.800 brothers and sisters. And you know, we just had our 0:02:37.840 --> 0:02:39.880 actually ship. I didn't even realize that we just had 0:02:39.880 --> 0:02:44.720 our HIV episode last week. So come and support. Now 0:02:45.720 --> 0:02:53.680 we have a caucasion in this bit. Sure, yeah, guys, 0:02:53.680 --> 0:02:56.520 so welcome. Yeah, another episode of Horrible Decisions. Were super 0:02:56.520 --> 0:02:59.160 excited because, as you guys know, we normally pre record things, 0:02:59.160 --> 0:03:02.760 so we are you are getting like live news from us, 0:03:02.919 --> 0:03:04.720 and we're sitting across from this move. I feel like 0:03:04.760 --> 0:03:06.800 we got to do some updated news, but we're sitting across. 0:03:06.840 --> 0:03:09.040 Let me describe what he looks like. A man wearing 0:03:09.040 --> 0:03:12.240 a pink shirt to get the video. This is what 0:03:12.360 --> 0:03:17.880 a feminist looks like actually a feminist to me, were 0:03:17.919 --> 0:03:28.119 ready to take get you don't. You don't bend over 0:03:28.240 --> 0:03:33.680 very sexily because my back back is very tight. I 0:03:33.680 --> 0:03:37.000 can't what you're like real talk. I can't. I can't 0:03:37.200 --> 0:03:39.240 touch my toes or anything. I could only get past 0:03:39.280 --> 0:03:41.920 my knees slightly. Can you touch your toes? Yes, I 0:03:41.920 --> 0:03:46.480 can touch my I can my toes. You don't do 0:03:47.040 --> 0:03:51.400 what you're gonna do easy? You can't. I can't. I 0:03:51.400 --> 0:03:58.240 can touch my toes. Really, my legs are short. Why 0:03:59.160 --> 0:04:01.920 why is something oh is wrong with you? Bro? Because man, 0:04:01.960 --> 0:04:04.840 it's just life. You know, you can't be gorgeous and everything. Well, 0:04:04.880 --> 0:04:07.839 if you guys are not watching us on YouTube, which 0:04:07.880 --> 0:04:10.560 you can, you can catch all of our episodes actually 0:04:10.560 --> 0:04:13.440 now on YouTube. However, we are sitting across if you 0:04:13.480 --> 0:04:16.680 don't know his voice yet, from flagrant to brilliant, idiots 0:04:17.000 --> 0:04:19.279 and a little bit of everything because the Nick is working, 0:04:19.320 --> 0:04:23.640 he's busy. We have Andrew Shows hosted New York show 0:04:23.760 --> 0:04:28.600 that a Black Girls Are Right, and I was like, oh, 0:04:28.720 --> 0:04:33.120 y'all must know that was good. No, there was a 0:04:33.160 --> 0:04:34.720 moment I don't know if you posted this was this 0:04:34.760 --> 0:04:37.560 was so funny. Uh, you guys are probably backstage for this, 0:04:37.960 --> 0:04:40.360 but um, we're playing the game which you guys have, 0:04:40.520 --> 0:04:45.000 which is Las Last Host Standings, so fun for anybody listening. 0:04:45.120 --> 0:04:49.239 The game is essentially, uh, the host myself says something 0:04:50.120 --> 0:04:54.839 very holy and if you have done it, you get 0:04:54.839 --> 0:04:57.960 to stand up or stay standing, and if you haven't, 0:04:57.960 --> 0:04:59.760 you sit down. So we find out who the last 0:04:59.800 --> 0:05:04.560 ho with the biggest Every game is our classic no bullshit, 0:05:05.160 --> 0:05:09.680 the final ho. Her name was I basically go You're 0:05:09.720 --> 0:05:20.119 to win? Or what's your name? She was Christian already 0:05:20.200 --> 0:05:22.160 saying some of our parents like, damn, they couldn't keep 0:05:22.160 --> 0:05:26.320 you in church. They tried tried to keep the whole out. Okay, 0:05:26.400 --> 0:05:28.400 grass to you going on, Joe row Oh, that was 0:05:28.400 --> 0:05:31.039 sick than I was reading the comments, and because I 0:05:31.040 --> 0:05:33.760 feel like YouTube is a ruthless hell whole. It's like 0:05:33.960 --> 0:05:36.760 people are really like abrasive and honest on there, and 0:05:36.760 --> 0:05:39.040 they really liked you. Yeah, it was cool to see that, 0:05:39.120 --> 0:05:42.560 Like there was there was a lot of positive feedback 0:05:42.640 --> 0:05:45.160 on there, and it was an important It was an 0:05:45.160 --> 0:05:47.480 important episode. It was an episode much bigger than me, 0:05:47.520 --> 0:05:49.360 So I was glad that people got a lot out 0:05:49.360 --> 0:05:51.360 of it. Yeah, you know, to be honest, I didn't 0:05:51.400 --> 0:05:54.320 really know much about I mean, I know you're a comedian, 0:05:54.360 --> 0:05:57.160 but just too Like I listened to a little bit 0:05:57.160 --> 0:05:58.479 of it and I was like, okay, I did his 0:05:58.600 --> 0:06:01.880 vibe like and I that he was laughing with you 0:06:01.960 --> 0:06:04.080 and at you, and like, to me, that's a big 0:06:04.080 --> 0:06:06.839 deal in another comedian, especially so many of that stature. 0:06:06.960 --> 0:06:08.760 When when is he ever off the charts? You know 0:06:08.800 --> 0:06:11.000 what I mean? That's a big deals like number one 0:06:11.000 --> 0:06:14.920 all the time, but he drops like eleven episodes a week. 0:06:15.480 --> 0:06:18.320 I don't know. He puts out a ton of content. 0:06:18.800 --> 0:06:21.440 So it's funny because like we've been yeah, we've been 0:06:21.440 --> 0:06:25.279 getting a lot of like other podcasters asked us for advice, 0:06:25.400 --> 0:06:27.720 and outside of the amount of content, I think people 0:06:27.760 --> 0:06:30.360 think if they push a ton of content, then it's 0:06:30.360 --> 0:06:32.560 going to bring up their numbers. I think consistency is 0:06:32.600 --> 0:06:35.480 more than um, more than anything. So like pick a day, 0:06:35.560 --> 0:06:37.880 drop it on that day every day. I don't know, 0:06:38.080 --> 0:06:40.039 we haven't even missed an episode, Like, we haven't missed 0:06:40.040 --> 0:06:42.440 a week since we started Horrible Decisions, And I think 0:06:42.440 --> 0:06:44.520 that that's been a really big thing. So we'll just 0:06:44.560 --> 0:06:46.440 throw that in there and I gotta be good. Like 0:06:46.480 --> 0:06:48.400 one of my friends just asked me for some advice. 0:06:48.440 --> 0:06:50.279 He's making a video series and he asked me what 0:06:50.320 --> 0:06:52.240 I thought, and I was like, I feel so bad 0:06:52.240 --> 0:06:54.279 to tell you this, but it's an hour long. I 0:06:54.279 --> 0:06:56.039 think you need to make it ten to fifteen minutes. 0:06:56.600 --> 0:06:59.840 Nobody knows you, no one. In my opinion, I think 0:06:59.839 --> 0:07:01.680 it's a lot of commitment to have someone to watch 0:07:01.760 --> 0:07:03.240 you for one hour. No one wants to listen to 0:07:03.240 --> 0:07:05.520 anybody for an hour. I mean, we cut it at 0:07:05.520 --> 0:07:07.320 People keep asking us to make this longer. We light 0:07:07.400 --> 0:07:10.000 napus whole, but we're not getting longer. You can we 0:07:10.000 --> 0:07:12.560 we can't. But I think for our content, I like 0:07:12.680 --> 0:07:15.000 the fact that people know that they can come back 0:07:15.160 --> 0:07:18.280 and we could either revisit a conversation. Let me rephrase that. 0:07:19.120 --> 0:07:21.320 No one wants to listen to a stranger talk to 0:07:21.560 --> 0:07:23.800 for an hour. Oh they are besties though they feel 0:07:23.800 --> 0:07:25.600 like they connected with us. So when you got an 0:07:25.640 --> 0:07:28.880 intimate relationship with with somebody, like your listeners like you 0:07:28.920 --> 0:07:32.120 guys have, like we have on the podcast, like Joe has, 0:07:32.600 --> 0:07:35.160 they'll listen Like Joe and I did a podcast. It 0:07:35.200 --> 0:07:37.920 was over three hours that was too much. It's a lot, 0:07:40.280 --> 0:07:41.880 and I appreciate you even listening to that, right, but 0:07:41.920 --> 0:07:44.720 it's like so for that, like right now, that podcast 0:07:44.800 --> 0:07:48.200 is probably a two million views just the podcast, and 0:07:48.240 --> 0:07:52.200 then the clips another ten millions, So like we're talking 0:07:52.280 --> 0:07:56.200 about twelve million views or something like that in a week. 0:07:56.760 --> 0:08:00.920 That is that is like earth addering in terms of 0:08:00.960 --> 0:08:03.320 your ability to make moves and like what that's done, 0:08:04.960 --> 0:08:07.960 and not even that you want to know the real ship, 0:08:08.000 --> 0:08:11.400 what happened with it. It's like, first of all going 0:08:11.440 --> 0:08:14.360 on there right. The thing was I see something happening 0:08:14.400 --> 0:08:16.560 in the business right, especially in stand up and it's 0:08:16.560 --> 0:08:19.960 just completely comedy business general. It's complete. It's gonna fall 0:08:20.000 --> 0:08:23.040 apart very soon. And when we were talking about this, yeah, 0:08:23.200 --> 0:08:27.000 I'm aware of this, and I've been able to create 0:08:27.000 --> 0:08:29.240 a lane for myself outside of the business because I 0:08:29.280 --> 0:08:31.560 saw it. Right. It's like you see the movie The 0:08:31.560 --> 0:08:34.079 Big Short Christian Bale and show like that where he 0:08:34.160 --> 0:08:36.040 shorts of stock and then whatever, it doesn't matter. The 0:08:36.080 --> 0:08:37.480 point is we don't know about money. We know about 0:08:37.520 --> 0:08:41.760 it got you fu me, something financed me. I saw 0:08:41.800 --> 0:08:49.240 you real quick. When we talk about digital content and 0:08:49.320 --> 0:08:52.960 just the response. I did not think that that short 0:08:53.040 --> 0:08:56.960 video would call the uproar that it did on social 0:08:56.960 --> 0:08:59.520 media Twitter. My mentions were in shambles for two days, 0:08:59.520 --> 0:09:02.120 and I was like, to be real with you. So 0:09:02.160 --> 0:09:05.000 I was when that happened. You were day that I 0:09:05.000 --> 0:09:07.719 saw that. No bullshit. I didn't even know I was 0:09:07.760 --> 0:09:09.520 going to the Drake concert. Drake was in Paris. I went. 0:09:10.160 --> 0:09:12.400 I clicked on my internet when it was so bad, 0:09:12.440 --> 0:09:16.960 and I'm like, like, Badandy, because when I clicked at 0:09:16.960 --> 0:09:19.680 the comments, I see her being like, no, we have jobs, No, 0:09:19.840 --> 0:09:23.640 we're like and then you hadn't painted it. So I 0:09:23.760 --> 0:09:26.400 was like, oh no, but it's a real thing bad 0:09:26.600 --> 0:09:29.760 and I've never in my life not looked it was bad. 0:09:30.000 --> 0:09:32.200 When I didn't, I was like, but then they were 0:09:32.240 --> 0:09:35.160 all calling they were they were calling us like y'all 0:09:35.160 --> 0:09:37.079 can't get no money. But then there were also women 0:09:37.160 --> 0:09:40.240 like y'all are setting us back, and so like one 0:09:40.400 --> 0:09:44.240 that you stop in my bit like I sucked it. Yeah, 0:09:44.320 --> 0:09:47.000 it was bad. It was How did my mouth get 0:09:47.000 --> 0:09:49.720 in the way of your check? Right? It's bad? I 0:09:49.760 --> 0:09:52.400 do like, what do you do with the comments on 0:09:52.440 --> 0:09:56.040 your like when they're not good? I think you guys 0:09:56.040 --> 0:09:59.760 are like experiencing. Uh, what happens is when someone dis 0:10:00.000 --> 0:10:03.440 agrees with you, instead of having a discussion, they just 0:10:03.600 --> 0:10:06.439 radicalize you. Right, they make you radioactive. Like if you 0:10:06.520 --> 0:10:08.880 notice they weren't trying to hear your guys out, they 0:10:08.920 --> 0:10:14.240 were just going whore. Right, It's just like like you 0:10:14.400 --> 0:10:20.160 said something, they disagreed and they're just like, your hair sucks, 0:10:18.720 --> 0:10:22.719 you're stupid, you're not a feminist. You're not because they 0:10:22.800 --> 0:10:24.920 don't this And this is what's happened to me a 0:10:24.960 --> 0:10:28.640 lot in my life. Right, It's is, well, that's the thing, right, 0:10:28.679 --> 0:10:31.080 It's like it's just comedy is one thing, but sometimes 0:10:31.120 --> 0:10:34.560 you shake somebody's foundation and it's not comedy. To them, 0:10:34.800 --> 0:10:37.560 it is because that's your intent, but to them it's not, 0:10:37.760 --> 0:10:39.520 and they don't realize it. A lot of these people 0:10:39.520 --> 0:10:42.120 are out there and thinking that you're real in that way, right, 0:10:42.160 --> 0:10:45.760 So what happens is they can't deal with the information 0:10:45.840 --> 0:10:48.199 you're giving them, so they have to discredit you. It's 0:10:48.480 --> 0:10:50.400 a real talk. It's no different than when someone gets 0:10:50.640 --> 0:10:52.840 accuses someone of rape. Right, what's the first thing they do? 0:10:53.320 --> 0:10:55.520 They go, yeah, but she's a whore. You try to 0:10:55.559 --> 0:10:58.320 discredit the girl, so you ain't gotta deal with what 0:10:58.440 --> 0:11:06.640 she's saying her audience. But I'm a feminist, but you 0:11:06.679 --> 0:11:08.280 see what I'm saying. Like, so I've been through that. 0:11:08.679 --> 0:11:11.760 I caught that way early. I mean, there's probably people 0:11:11.760 --> 0:11:13.320 listening to this podcast right now. I don't funk with 0:11:13.360 --> 0:11:15.840 this kid. Dad. It's like, yeah, of course, of course 0:11:15.880 --> 0:11:18.040 and by all means do it. It's like, what is 0:11:18.200 --> 0:11:19.520 why do you why do you think girls feel that 0:11:19.520 --> 0:11:21.400 way about you? Me and you had that even that 0:11:21.440 --> 0:11:26.040 statement is not fair because like girls, but it's just 0:11:26.240 --> 0:11:30.880 people have a way. Like nobody, everybody who feels that 0:11:30.920 --> 0:11:32.920 way about me has never met me. I had a 0:11:32.960 --> 0:11:36.000 conversation with me at all. Right, what happens is you 0:11:36.080 --> 0:11:38.960 probably heard me speak on a topic and you didn't 0:11:39.120 --> 0:11:43.880 like my opinion without really knowing what my intention was 0:11:43.920 --> 0:11:47.400 for the opinion. Because a lot of times, like here's 0:11:47.400 --> 0:11:50.199 a perfect example, like me and Van might disagree on 0:11:50.240 --> 0:11:53.640 the solution, but we agree on where we want to go. 0:11:54.280 --> 0:11:57.959 So it's ways right, It's like you don't you type 0:11:57.960 --> 0:12:00.520 in the address on the Google Maps. It's like this 0:12:00.559 --> 0:12:02.920 way it takes thirty minutes, this way it takes twenty 0:12:02.920 --> 0:12:08.040 seven minutes, but sometimes I'm like, you know, it says thirty, 0:12:08.080 --> 0:12:13.440 but actually it's shorter because one is going to be 0:12:13.480 --> 0:12:15.160 traffic and it don't know what you got to do 0:12:15.200 --> 0:12:18.960 with boom. But that's why we both want to get here. 0:12:19.160 --> 0:12:20.559 I like, I want to know what do you think 0:12:20.640 --> 0:12:23.320 is the most something you hear about yourself that's the 0:12:23.320 --> 0:12:25.120 most misunderstood? What do you always think it is? Like, yeah, 0:12:25.160 --> 0:12:30.080 that's not even true. I don't know. I stopped really 0:12:30.160 --> 0:12:32.920 caring or paying attention to it just because I understand 0:12:32.960 --> 0:12:36.560 how people act, you know, Like I mean, there's things 0:12:36.559 --> 0:12:38.640 that were most shocking to me, do you know what 0:12:38.720 --> 0:12:41.200 I mean, Like like any time anybody would call me 0:12:41.280 --> 0:12:43.480 like all rights or something like that, it was just 0:12:43.520 --> 0:12:45.800 so shocking just because of the world that I'm in, 0:12:46.480 --> 0:12:48.640 you know what I mean, Like just growing up in 0:12:48.679 --> 0:12:52.079 New York City, growing up in Manhattan, going to public school, 0:12:52.080 --> 0:12:54.480 Like you don't really do you don't have a choice 0:12:54.960 --> 0:12:57.440 to be right, Like that's not an option. I would 0:12:57.520 --> 0:13:00.360 never I remember the halt right Andy time, and I 0:13:00.360 --> 0:13:05.160 would never have gone that far. I think sometimes black people, 0:13:05.520 --> 0:13:07.800 when when they would listen to you, maybe would feel 0:13:07.800 --> 0:13:10.040 like you were I think the proper word was more jaded. 0:13:10.280 --> 0:13:13.079 So here's they would care about things more than you do. Right. Right. 0:13:13.080 --> 0:13:15.520 But I don't like putting black people, like painting them 0:13:15.520 --> 0:13:18.240 as a monolith, because like, my crowd is majority black, 0:13:18.600 --> 0:13:20.800 so I go do shows right like you've been in 0:13:20.880 --> 0:13:23.360 my shows. So it's like, if we say black people 0:13:23.360 --> 0:13:26.959 feel this way, it's up a subset of black people 0:13:27.000 --> 0:13:29.040 feel this white. I've really never seen white people come 0:13:29.040 --> 0:13:32.000 for you, come for me like the way that when 0:13:32.000 --> 0:13:36.360 I've seen terrible comments about you, oh all the time 0:13:38.120 --> 0:13:40.040 comes from but it's like it's not illuminated to you 0:13:40.080 --> 0:13:42.520 because it doesn't serve you at all. I do think 0:13:42.559 --> 0:13:44.840 that a lot of people do have a misunderstanding with you. 0:13:44.920 --> 0:13:46.240 And I shared a text with you. I'm not going 0:13:46.280 --> 0:13:48.199 to read it that a friend sent me that really 0:13:48.280 --> 0:13:51.319 hurt my feelings about like how could you how could 0:13:51.360 --> 0:13:53.280 you do this? How could you like Andrew? How could 0:13:53.280 --> 0:13:55.680 you talk to him? And you know, he's he's not this, 0:13:55.840 --> 0:13:58.319 he's this and that, And it hurt my feelings because 0:13:58.320 --> 0:14:00.640 I believe I'm a good judge of character. And whereas 0:14:00.640 --> 0:14:03.840 some people may not like you, I think you're a 0:14:03.840 --> 0:14:05.920 lot of people like me. I'm very brash, say a 0:14:05.920 --> 0:14:08.000 lot of dumb. Your friend doesn't know me, you know 0:14:08.040 --> 0:14:09.800 what I mean, Like I've never met your friend at all. 0:14:09.840 --> 0:14:13.840 And sometimes when the grease is boiling, right, you need 0:14:13.880 --> 0:14:17.920 to throw something in there. And sometimes I'm the guy 0:14:17.960 --> 0:14:20.760 that's easiest to throw in there because I'm the guy 0:14:20.800 --> 0:14:23.440 that's gonna say whatever I want, right. But like, this 0:14:23.520 --> 0:14:28.160 is something I learned, is like, if you want to 0:14:28.280 --> 0:14:31.640 say whatever you want, there's a cost to that. And 0:14:31.760 --> 0:14:37.360 the cost is not only comments. The cost is is 0:14:37.880 --> 0:14:40.400 the price of respect because people want to be led. 0:14:40.440 --> 0:14:42.360 They just want to be led by the worthy, so 0:14:42.400 --> 0:14:44.160 they test you. But this is the thing, A lot 0:14:44.240 --> 0:14:47.560 of these people leaving these comments behind anonymous pages anyways. 0:14:47.600 --> 0:14:48.960 But what I want to do is go ahead and 0:14:48.960 --> 0:14:50.880 get into other horrible decisions because I don't know what 0:14:51.000 --> 0:14:55.760 podcast we're on right now. Goddamn yeah no, I feel like, um, 0:14:55.840 --> 0:14:58.440 let's go ahead because I still gotta pack for Europe. Alright, well, 0:14:58.440 --> 0:15:00.960 here we want to get into talk about the last 0:15:00.960 --> 0:15:03.320 time we fucked. Okay, so I want to start with 0:15:03.360 --> 0:15:05.800 I know what show I was on right now? Okay, 0:15:05.920 --> 0:15:10.000 this is okay, I ain gonna lie with it. This 0:15:10.040 --> 0:15:14.480 is a conversation. I guess what I'm saying. I guess 0:15:14.480 --> 0:15:16.840 the takeaway will be this is, you guys are gonna 0:15:16.880 --> 0:15:20.360 go through situations much like your video that you posted, right, 0:15:20.720 --> 0:15:23.720 and you're gonna get negative feedback and positive feedback right 0:15:23.800 --> 0:15:26.880 because you guys are starting to blow up that the 0:15:27.000 --> 0:15:29.440 mother don't know us right, right. But more more important 0:15:29.440 --> 0:15:35.120 than that is, uh, they're gonna you're gonna have backlash, right. 0:15:35.600 --> 0:15:37.360 And people don't even know they're doing this, but they're 0:15:37.360 --> 0:15:40.320 testing you. Right. It's like when you go to prison 0:15:40.360 --> 0:15:43.160 and somebody takes your fruit cup. They really want to 0:15:43.200 --> 0:15:45.040 see if you were about that life, and they really 0:15:45.040 --> 0:15:47.240 want to take your asshole. They don't even want to 0:15:47.240 --> 0:15:48.720 take your asshole. They want to see if you're a 0:15:48.760 --> 0:15:51.640 bit and then if you are, they're gonna take your asshole. Right. 0:15:51.720 --> 0:15:54.040 So what they do is they come at you, and 0:15:54.120 --> 0:15:56.360 sometimes the mob comes at you and if it's like 0:15:57.000 --> 0:15:59.120 they want to see if you walk through the fire, right, 0:15:59.520 --> 0:16:02.480 It's like nobody comes from me anymore because they try 0:16:02.480 --> 0:16:04.160 to light me on fire and I kept walking through it. 0:16:04.200 --> 0:16:05.880 So they're like, you know, should we light him on fire? 0:16:06.280 --> 0:16:08.920 And then they're like, we've been lighting this motherfucker on fire, 0:16:09.080 --> 0:16:13.240 and he's wasted all exactly, So let me go light 0:16:13.320 --> 0:16:16.080 some other motherfucker on fire because it ain't working with 0:16:16.080 --> 0:16:19.160 this guy. Because and so on some level, you build this, 0:16:20.400 --> 0:16:22.520 like my buddy said this, he goes, he goes, profits 0:16:22.600 --> 0:16:24.360 let people convert. I go. What do you mean by that? 0:16:24.440 --> 0:16:27.760 He goes? You do not harbor any resentment for anybody 0:16:27.800 --> 0:16:29.640 who doesn't like me or hasn't liked me in the past. 0:16:30.040 --> 0:16:32.840 That's fine. I'm gonna keep doing what I do, and 0:16:32.880 --> 0:16:36.480 then one day you're gonna maybe one day you're gonna 0:16:36.480 --> 0:16:38.520 find my comedy or something. You find some bits that 0:16:38.560 --> 0:16:41.320 I do, and it's gonna resonate with you. And anything 0:16:41.360 --> 0:16:43.280 that you said about me in the past or hated 0:16:43.320 --> 0:16:46.480 me before in the past is white clean because I've 0:16:46.520 --> 0:16:48.360 always been me. Well that's what we wanted to do. 0:16:48.400 --> 0:16:50.000 I mean, I know you're on your promo run and 0:16:50.040 --> 0:16:51.640 you know that's why you're doing all of the pods. 0:16:51.680 --> 0:16:55.680 But I feel like if there's someone listening that changes 0:16:55.720 --> 0:16:58.440 their mind a little bit and you're forgiven, you're forgiven 0:16:58.480 --> 0:17:01.400 because it doesn't matter because you you liked the version 0:17:01.400 --> 0:17:03.520 of me, it wasn't me, So I can't hold you 0:17:03.560 --> 0:17:05.879 accountable for like cause something wasn't really Not only that, 0:17:05.920 --> 0:17:08.359 I think I think you're able to You're also able 0:17:08.440 --> 0:17:10.600 to change your mindset. Like you said, even with you 0:17:10.680 --> 0:17:13.800 and Van, you'll have one. You guys may have different opinions, 0:17:13.800 --> 0:17:15.639 but you guys still kind of had the same We 0:17:15.640 --> 0:17:18.440 get the same goal with every combo. It's the same 0:17:18.480 --> 0:17:20.080 goalst is, how are we gonna get there? That's it? 0:17:20.560 --> 0:17:22.040 Now we could get to the now we can get 0:17:22.359 --> 0:17:25.440 when the last time you had to dick sucked? Um, 0:17:25.480 --> 0:17:29.520 I had my dick suck last weekend. Last weekend? Was 0:17:29.560 --> 0:17:32.160 it newl it was? It was new? It was good. 0:17:32.440 --> 0:17:37.280 Where were you? Um was in Minneapolis? Yeah? Yeah, I 0:17:37.280 --> 0:17:39.159 haint that's the place that cardib was. Like, where am 0:17:39.160 --> 0:17:45.919 I going Apolis? Put extra hands? Like Minnesota? Yeah? I 0:17:45.960 --> 0:17:52.720 like Minnesota. I was love Clubonka. I went to Club 0:17:52.760 --> 0:17:55.280 New York and it wasn't like New York. But never 0:17:55.560 --> 0:18:01.879 went downtown. Yeah, never you. Yeah. I've been on the 0:18:01.920 --> 0:18:07.200 boat to Lake Manatonka, actually Lake Mintonka in the summertime. 0:18:07.200 --> 0:18:12.800 It was really popping. It's really oh my pussy was popping, 0:18:13.680 --> 0:18:16.600 not on a handstand, had time. So I'm so upset 0:18:16.680 --> 0:18:19.640 because this is at a bad time. So the seven 0:18:19.680 --> 0:18:21.719 got back in the goddamn pictures. So he lasted all 0:18:21.760 --> 0:18:24.520 of a month and a half out just someone I've 0:18:24.520 --> 0:18:26.120 just been working for five years. This is your name 0:18:26.160 --> 0:18:28.280 for him? Yeah, like how we name girls? What do 0:18:28.320 --> 0:18:31.960 you think? What do you think him? Take your guess um, 0:18:32.040 --> 0:18:39.800 because he has Mexican work ethic. No, yeah, my pussy 0:18:39.840 --> 0:18:45.280 has so he no, no, no, it's literally you can 0:18:45.280 --> 0:18:49.440 get this pussy seven. So whatever, he's in bed, yeah, 0:18:50.160 --> 0:18:52.399 so good. I don't know. And he actually like we 0:18:52.440 --> 0:18:54.480 went two rounds and I saw I did it actually 0:18:54.560 --> 0:18:58.240 before Vice we went to Viceland, so I was smelling 0:18:58.280 --> 0:19:00.400 like his dick and all can I to you guys 0:19:00.400 --> 0:19:03.000 a question? This is a sex advice. What's the How 0:19:03.040 --> 0:19:06.000 do I tell a girl that I want her to 0:19:06.240 --> 0:19:10.479 make my dick more wet when she sucks it? In 0:19:10.520 --> 0:19:15.959 what way? Because it's like it's already in your dick 0:19:16.080 --> 0:19:19.240 is already in your Sometimes sometimes I think that, like women, 0:19:19.320 --> 0:19:22.280 if there's a girl listening to the spitting or like, 0:19:22.960 --> 0:19:25.680 but the trick is maybe don't want to say it 0:19:26.000 --> 0:19:29.360 when it just hits you one time, Like if any 0:19:29.400 --> 0:19:31.440 of us took our fingers in our mouth more spit 0:19:31.520 --> 0:19:36.040 comes out. So I want just one gafar. You could 0:19:36.040 --> 0:19:38.520 take it, honestly, one gag that's all it takes. And 0:19:38.600 --> 0:19:41.640 then just shove it, literally one gag, so you just 0:19:41.680 --> 0:19:44.440 shove it, like not not shove it, but like it's 0:19:44.480 --> 0:19:54.600 like a reaction. Yeah, trying to think of okay and 0:19:53.920 --> 0:20:01.920 that kind of girls. Yeah, and I guess, I guess 0:20:01.960 --> 0:20:04.320 what is the right wording for it? Because this girl 0:20:04.359 --> 0:20:07.120 she's cool, everything's dope, and she's actually not bad given head, 0:20:07.160 --> 0:20:10.280 but she doesn't realize how great she would be if 0:20:11.119 --> 0:20:13.360 it was wet while she was sucking and jerking, because 0:20:13.359 --> 0:20:14.919 I like wet. You can make me come in no 0:20:15.080 --> 0:20:17.000 time if it's working at you. How pretty is she? 0:20:17.960 --> 0:20:20.639 So that's yeah, So well that's the thing too. I 0:20:20.680 --> 0:20:23.359 feel like a lot of us do want to look 0:20:23.840 --> 0:20:26.480 sexy when we're in the bedroom. We want to look 0:20:26.520 --> 0:20:28.359 sexy while we have your dick in our mouths and 0:20:28.400 --> 0:20:31.120 stuff like that and essentially, um, and we talked about 0:20:31.119 --> 0:20:32.760 this actually at the live show. There's a kink where 0:20:32.960 --> 0:20:36.520 I want you to look Yeah, I want to. We 0:20:36.520 --> 0:20:41.040 don't want to work videos though they always look really up. 0:20:41.160 --> 0:20:43.400 I want you to come off the deck like you should. 0:20:44.320 --> 0:20:46.760 I used to wear mascara like this guy would come 0:20:46.760 --> 0:20:48.280 over hand, no makeup on. I would only put it 0:20:48.280 --> 0:20:51.280 on just because he loved to see it. And so 0:20:51.359 --> 0:20:54.320 that's the thing too, because the guy you know, but 0:20:54.359 --> 0:20:57.560 you know, you're really it's not like disgustingly like messy. 0:20:57.680 --> 0:20:59.600 But I think just to see someone, I don't want 0:20:59.600 --> 0:21:03.480 it all over your face like that. When I know 0:21:03.560 --> 0:21:06.479 that the spit is going everywhere is fine. I like 0:21:06.520 --> 0:21:08.719 to spit it be connected, Yeah, I like. I like 0:21:08.960 --> 0:21:12.679 there all. There should always be a connection right between 0:21:12.720 --> 0:21:16.240 your mouth and the dick. Uh. Yeah, I like that 0:21:16.280 --> 0:21:18.520 spit kind of connection. I think it's great. Wet and 0:21:18.520 --> 0:21:20.080 then I'm out of there. I don't think girls realize 0:21:20.080 --> 0:21:21.880 how quick a guy can come if it's wet. It's 0:21:21.960 --> 0:21:26.640 so fast. Me, it's so fast, I'm gonna stop you there. 0:21:27.200 --> 0:21:29.320 I've had guys tell me, like, when it's too messy, 0:21:29.440 --> 0:21:31.600 you need a little friction, just like when a pussy 0:21:31.680 --> 0:21:35.080 is too wet, a little friction. So I think, but 0:21:35.160 --> 0:21:38.439 here's the thing with your hand, just jerk away and 0:21:38.480 --> 0:21:42.640 we're good to go. Keep saying that, I go, I go, Yeah, 0:21:42.680 --> 0:21:47.920 get a wetter get a weather and then she'll like 0:21:47.960 --> 0:21:51.280 a little spit right in her hand. No, she don't 0:21:51.320 --> 0:21:53.000 like spin her mouth, but I spit right in her hand. Oh, 0:21:53.000 --> 0:21:55.200 you guys have had this conversation. Not really, I just 0:21:55.200 --> 0:22:00.480 spit in her hand, in her mouth. Oh, I've tried 0:22:00.520 --> 0:22:03.040 to spin her mouth. It was the only girl who 0:22:03.080 --> 0:22:05.360 I've ever went to do it. As it was coming out, 0:22:05.440 --> 0:22:11.800 she just closed her mouth her on the lips. I 0:22:11.960 --> 0:22:14.119 never experienced that before. You usually girl really like that 0:22:14.200 --> 0:22:17.119 during sexting. Yeah, you could bring it up before she 0:22:17.200 --> 0:22:18.520 comes over and be like, yo, I want you to 0:22:18.560 --> 0:22:20.720 make it as messy as it's ever been. Messy is 0:22:20.720 --> 0:22:23.000 a good word. I'm looking for adjectives that could describe 0:22:23.000 --> 0:22:27.639 its sloppy, messy, use it on your pussy later, like 0:22:28.640 --> 0:22:31.560 that I gave at one of the live shows. You 0:22:31.560 --> 0:22:38.920 could also look up sex sex jifts, not peanut butter, 0:22:39.800 --> 0:22:45.800 that's jiffy. It's just so interesting. Factor Um, the guy 0:22:45.920 --> 0:22:48.919 that created it does call it jifts. However, everyone pronounces 0:22:48.960 --> 0:22:54.280 it gifts, So I'm like the creator bitch. You know English, 0:22:54.400 --> 0:22:56.680 look up look up sex jifts and if you look 0:22:56.760 --> 0:23:00.280 it up you could put um head sloppy jif like 0:23:00.359 --> 0:23:02.399 you could literally type it into your iPhone and then 0:23:02.440 --> 0:23:05.800 you'll get all you can send it. Yeah, but you 0:23:05.880 --> 0:23:07.960 can send, but a lot of them because they're just there. On. 0:23:08.240 --> 0:23:09.960 This is what I want to articulate, you, guys, Tell 0:23:09.960 --> 0:23:11.400 me how to say it hot. I believe you don't 0:23:11.400 --> 0:23:12.440 have to look it up. I know I want to 0:23:12.480 --> 0:23:15.120 look and see what. Okay, how do I say when 0:23:15.200 --> 0:23:18.680 you jerk it? I don't want you to like pull 0:23:18.760 --> 0:23:21.159 the skin at all. I wanted to slide up and 0:23:21.280 --> 0:23:25.600 down on I don't did you understand what I'm saying? 0:23:25.640 --> 0:23:28.040 Like because some girls, some girls it's like this. Look, look, 0:23:28.119 --> 0:23:29.800 this is how it should go. It should just go 0:23:30.080 --> 0:23:33.119 boom boom, boom boom. But some girls like the skins 0:23:33.160 --> 0:23:35.480 coming up and then coming down. Does that make sense? 0:23:35.640 --> 0:23:38.280 Tell her you want her hands soaking wet, soaking wet. 0:23:38.560 --> 0:23:40.960 That's a good one. Let me see that one. That's 0:23:41.359 --> 0:23:43.680 too much, too much? Let me wait, So now you 0:23:43.800 --> 0:23:45.760 have how much spit do you want? And how much 0:23:45.760 --> 0:23:47.600 spit you don't want? I don't know if that's all spit. 0:23:47.720 --> 0:23:50.240 Let me see it. Okay, So let me just describe this, Okay, 0:23:50.359 --> 0:23:55.560 gift for you guys, that's not spit that she's getting 0:23:55.560 --> 0:23:59.240 a facebut no, he came yes, he came out. He 0:23:59.359 --> 0:24:02.560 did it. Uh, you don't watch like rough blow jobs? No, no, 0:24:02.800 --> 0:24:08.560 I don't. This is it's all over her eyes, her face. Bro, 0:24:10.880 --> 0:24:18.920 we got you guys are horse. Look at this is 0:24:19.000 --> 0:24:21.240 just looking at it now it's getting nice. It's this 0:24:21.359 --> 0:24:25.040 is just unbelievable. I don't even know that you can 0:24:25.119 --> 0:24:27.240 have that. That may feel a little too vulgar for someone, 0:24:27.280 --> 0:24:29.040 So that not that's not already thinking. So I can 0:24:29.119 --> 0:24:32.200 understand that. I think she is the flu. So I 0:24:32.320 --> 0:24:34.480 think she has some sort of sickness or something like that. 0:24:34.640 --> 0:24:38.359 You need to get on fucking antibiotics. But I'd also 0:24:38.600 --> 0:24:40.480 be into it. No, this is you have to do 0:24:40.600 --> 0:24:42.520 how much grapefruit juice? I would need a drink to 0:24:42.600 --> 0:24:45.840 have that type of sticky saliva. Look at that, it's 0:24:45.920 --> 0:24:50.680 a lot. She's sucking together as a triangle. I love it. 0:24:51.000 --> 0:24:53.879 That's looking does it? Really? What do you have to 0:24:53.920 --> 0:24:57.360 eat to get that? I just get like get jagging 0:24:57.440 --> 0:25:01.040 to get more spits to come out. And well I'm 0:25:01.080 --> 0:25:03.920 normally also already one drinking. You know, I can fill 0:25:03.960 --> 0:25:06.200 this cup up with that much bit you could fill 0:25:06.320 --> 0:25:09.760 that cup. I could do all. I could do all. 0:25:09.920 --> 0:25:12.040 I can't do a tall this bit speaking of dicks, 0:25:14.920 --> 0:25:18.200 I put a double. So I went to Paris with scissors. Girl, 0:25:18.200 --> 0:25:20.960 I'm seeing you're seeing a girl now I'm busying her 0:25:20.960 --> 0:25:25.800 for a while. It's just maga. I fucking texted her 0:25:25.880 --> 0:25:27.680 the day after we got off this trip and I 0:25:27.760 --> 0:25:29.120 was like, yo, I'm miss you and I think I'm gay. 0:25:29.440 --> 0:25:31.359 Like I was freaking out. I can't believe it. But 0:25:31.680 --> 0:25:34.680 who's this girl? Do I know anything else about this girl? 0:25:38.800 --> 0:25:42.399 The world? Though? Are you about to say who I 0:25:42.480 --> 0:25:47.800 thought about? When? Nothing? Yeah? That girl? Real? Yeah? That girl? 0:25:49.160 --> 0:25:57.639 You can all speaking of not girls anymore? Wait, I 0:25:57.720 --> 0:25:59.920 do want to say, what's it like having somebody slop 0:26:00.040 --> 0:26:08.000 be seconds? Is that? First of all? You know this 0:26:11.359 --> 0:26:16.480 this episode about Oltright? Andy keep playing oh my Birthday wish? 0:26:16.560 --> 0:26:18.840 By the way, um I went, I went, don't like 0:26:19.000 --> 0:26:24.359 you radioactive? I went to get some right in New Orleans, 0:26:24.400 --> 0:26:28.320 like a quick pit stop and how to take Plan B. 0:26:28.800 --> 0:26:30.240 When I tell you all, the last two weeks I 0:26:30.280 --> 0:26:32.440 thought I was pregnant. I was figuring out who was 0:26:32.440 --> 0:26:34.400 going to take me on the abortion. I was like Okay, 0:26:34.440 --> 0:26:36.560 it's like either with my work husband or like so 0:26:36.720 --> 0:26:39.280 and so like I was so fucking terrified. My period 0:26:39.359 --> 0:26:42.240 came on in Paris in the Notre Dome Cathedral. It 0:26:42.359 --> 0:26:44.600 was like God wanted me not to be pregnant. Yo, 0:26:44.800 --> 0:26:46.840 and I don't believe in God like that. Yeah, but 0:26:46.920 --> 0:26:49.520 that moment you did, I did. What are you slaying 0:26:49.560 --> 0:26:51.760 fingered with your pussy? You had your period. It was 0:26:51.800 --> 0:26:55.280 the last day so you when you guys had sex 0:26:55.400 --> 0:26:58.359 this weekend in Paris, we used this double dong. It 0:26:58.480 --> 0:27:00.639 was great, vibrating end. Gonna tell you I got on. 0:27:00.720 --> 0:27:05.240 Atom is actually amazing, like holy function. So you guys 0:27:05.359 --> 0:27:07.320 just have a picture of it, of it going in 0:27:07.400 --> 0:27:10.639 you guys, I don't uh yeah, I don't want to 0:27:10.640 --> 0:27:12.320 see that. No, no, no, no, I'll tell you what 0:27:12.359 --> 0:27:15.520 it looks like. Oh, this was her cleaning it because 0:27:15.560 --> 0:27:17.480 it was like in the suitcase and mad dusty and 0:27:17.520 --> 0:27:18.880 I was like, yo, let me see, let me see 0:27:19.600 --> 0:27:21.720 it looks like me. Let me look at this ship 0:27:21.840 --> 0:27:25.560 that's right here. It's big, right, it's sucking. It's like 0:27:25.600 --> 0:27:27.800 twenty inches. Oh she's cute. I can see why, you know. 0:27:28.400 --> 0:27:32.280 Shut everybody's gonna not want to know what happened. I 0:27:32.359 --> 0:27:36.720 got a plug. This is crazy. No, like there's a 0:27:36.800 --> 0:27:38.560 remote attachch to it. I didn't notice that at first. 0:27:38.760 --> 0:27:41.840 Listen they got But it's because it goes on in 0:27:41.920 --> 0:27:44.800 two people, so it's like eight inches per person. That's 0:27:44.920 --> 0:27:50.080 what It's a twenty inch double sided. Did you know 0:27:50.240 --> 0:27:52.000 it looks like it's big, but here you got to 0:27:52.000 --> 0:27:53.720 think of it. It mean, it looks it looks like 0:27:53.800 --> 0:27:58.360 a fucking cane. It's it's this is massive, but it's 0:27:58.400 --> 0:28:04.440 going should go back and forth. It didn't overhead. That's 0:28:04.480 --> 0:28:07.200 not overhead. You gotta check that. I checked it and 0:28:07.240 --> 0:28:10.000 I got Are they gonna she knows how to jerk 0:28:10.040 --> 0:28:13.520 it for a lesbian? She was cleaning it. Wait, oh, 0:28:13.640 --> 0:28:19.960 she's not full lesbian. I know that. I wasn't gonna 0:28:20.000 --> 0:28:27.800 say it. She take to don't we know? Ftime her 0:28:27.920 --> 0:28:29.800 with Beard Bay who was driving fucking and he was 0:28:29.800 --> 0:28:31.840 getting along goo and I'm like, dyll in the connection. 0:28:31.880 --> 0:28:33.040 I'm like, oh, I'm not to get some dick and 0:28:33.040 --> 0:28:35.800 pussy at the same so excited. Oh, so let me 0:28:35.840 --> 0:28:37.440 tell you about how I almost got a pot eating 0:28:37.520 --> 0:28:40.280 or pussy at this spot. So on my birthday went 0:28:40.320 --> 0:28:42.200 to the spot together. It was really nice. Don't keep swipping. 0:28:42.240 --> 0:28:48.360 It was pussy in there. That's inappropriate, he was. So 0:28:48.480 --> 0:28:50.480 we get to this spot right and the sig is 0:28:50.560 --> 0:28:52.520 it's the time massage, and he's on top of me 0:28:53.120 --> 0:28:57.200 and it's like naked as fun. She's entertaininges, she's getting good. 0:28:58.280 --> 0:29:00.720 So we go to the steam room and we're in 0:29:00.760 --> 0:29:03.479 there naked and like, you know, you're soaking fucking went 0:29:03.520 --> 0:29:06.400 in the steam room and I'm like, okay, well, like 0:29:06.480 --> 0:29:09.560 what else you wanta do? So she lifts her legs up. 0:29:10.240 --> 0:29:12.760 I start eating your pussy, and the fucking door opens, 0:29:12.800 --> 0:29:15.200 the door outside of the steam room. So now I'm frozen, 0:29:15.320 --> 0:29:20.000 like with tongue like in pussy like and I'm freaking out. 0:29:20.960 --> 0:29:23.520 She's starting to make noise. I'm starting to make noise, 0:29:23.680 --> 0:29:25.720 and this little tiny time man walks in. He's like, 0:29:26.440 --> 0:29:33.400 uh uh, yes, she saw me, like get out of 0:29:33.480 --> 0:29:35.160 her vagina. He's like, you come out, you come out, 0:29:35.200 --> 0:29:38.440 you ready to go. I was so embarrassed. So we 0:29:38.520 --> 0:29:41.760 walked back upstairs and there's this line of like Thai 0:29:41.920 --> 0:29:43.680 people that are like ready to give massages that just 0:29:43.800 --> 0:29:45.760 look at us like we were lesbians eating pussy and 0:29:45.800 --> 0:29:48.960 I felt so much shame. I'm never in my life 0:29:49.360 --> 0:29:53.000 felt that fucking bad about like eating pussy. Maybe they 0:29:53.040 --> 0:29:56.920 were just uh surprised to see like a lady that 0:29:57.480 --> 0:30:04.400 didn't have a dick, because I don't know if you 0:30:04.480 --> 0:30:11.400 know about Thai cultures, so maybe he looked and he 0:30:11.520 --> 0:30:18.040 was like, so that's pussy, Oh America, dude. It was 0:30:18.160 --> 0:30:21.080 like really fucking embarrassing. And then we're getting this scrub 0:30:21.280 --> 0:30:22.960 right like, so they're like, okay, you have to go 0:30:23.040 --> 0:30:25.000 in the shower to wash off the scrub, and she 0:30:25.160 --> 0:30:27.400 like was like, okay, you can go one time, you 0:30:27.760 --> 0:30:30.760 one nime and this it was clearly big enough for 0:30:30.880 --> 0:30:33.320 tone that you guys were going to dude, I was. 0:30:33.400 --> 0:30:36.160 I felt so guilty, Like I felt bad about it 0:30:36.240 --> 0:30:38.840 all fucking night, you know. And it's just like, why 0:30:38.880 --> 0:30:40.760 do I feel so ashamed about like getting caught about 0:30:40.760 --> 0:30:42.960 stuff by people I'll never see again. It's a good 0:30:43.000 --> 0:30:46.280 point why. I don't know. And I didn't even realize 0:30:46.360 --> 0:30:50.360 until it happened, Like I'm a little weird about being 0:30:50.400 --> 0:30:52.480 with a woman sometimes, like in other places, like in 0:30:52.520 --> 0:30:55.680 New York, don't care. On the plane we're sitting next 0:30:55.720 --> 0:30:58.640 to this like middle aged woman from Westchester. I'm holding 0:30:58.680 --> 0:31:00.800 her hand, were kissing and stuff on the like not 0:31:01.160 --> 0:31:03.760 too much for just a quick It's eight hours and 0:31:03.880 --> 0:31:06.800 I could see the woman like fucking freaking out, and 0:31:06.880 --> 0:31:09.120 I could only imagine how much worse it is for 0:31:09.200 --> 0:31:11.760 two men. Yeah, but you also got to consider, right, 0:31:11.800 --> 0:31:14.880 It's like, you know that person might be religious, right, 0:31:15.480 --> 0:31:18.800 and you know you guys are sinning and you know 0:31:18.880 --> 0:31:20.960 you're in a plane. That's what we're not gonna do. 0:31:21.120 --> 0:31:25.120 I'm just saying in terms of religion, So you make 0:31:25.160 --> 0:31:27.760 the rules, you think that older people are feeling like 0:31:28.200 --> 0:31:30.160 maybe that you're gonna make the plane crash. That That's 0:31:30.200 --> 0:31:33.360 what I'm saying. That's what I'm trying to get. It's 0:31:33.400 --> 0:31:35.040 like like when I'm on the plane, I listened to 0:31:35.520 --> 0:31:39.800 um A hillsong. Yeah, the church, the Church. So I 0:31:39.880 --> 0:31:42.720 listened to that, and it's like, that's what That's what 0:31:42.880 --> 0:31:45.960 I'm doing for the plane. You know, that's me giving 0:31:46.040 --> 0:31:48.960 back to the plane. Right, So so sin is gonna 0:31:48.960 --> 0:31:51.880 bring the plane down if we're operating in this world. 0:31:52.120 --> 0:31:53.959 I don't believe in it. I don't believe it's a sin. 0:31:54.000 --> 0:31:57.320 I think whatever do you want exactly right, that's what 0:31:57.400 --> 0:31:59.920 I'm saying. But there's other people in that plane who 0:32:00.040 --> 0:32:02.760 they believe devoutly in religion and they're life. That's what 0:32:02.880 --> 0:32:05.200 she made me feel like, and I think that's why 0:32:05.200 --> 0:32:06.959 I got How do you think you made her feel like, Oh, 0:32:07.040 --> 0:32:08.880 we're going down because these bitches need to make out. 0:32:08.920 --> 0:32:11.800 You couldn't wait eight hours, bitch could wait eight hours. 0:32:12.200 --> 0:32:14.080 We were just you know, we gotta all die because 0:32:14.160 --> 0:32:17.440 y'all want to pay, you know how, like on the 0:32:17.480 --> 0:32:20.440 screen they got games after a few hours, just looking 0:32:20.440 --> 0:32:22.239 at you like, I gotta kill everybody because y'all want 0:32:22.240 --> 0:32:26.160 to finger each other on I know you did. And 0:32:26.240 --> 0:32:27.960 this was like, like, you're not getting out. You're not 0:32:28.000 --> 0:32:29.560 getting out because I know if you go to the bathroom, 0:32:29.560 --> 0:32:31.400 we're diying. She had a fund up headrest. I was like, yo, 0:32:31.440 --> 0:32:32.760 you don't want to sit somewhere else. She was like, 0:32:32.960 --> 0:32:36.000 now because she got to make the plane land. When 0:32:36.040 --> 0:32:38.080 I put on Hill Song, it's not for me. I 0:32:38.200 --> 0:32:41.360 know the words. I'm making the plane land. Okay, everybody's 0:32:41.360 --> 0:32:43.680 gonna be safe. So what you're doing right now in 0:32:43.800 --> 0:32:46.120 her mind, not in my mind. I'm looking at you, guys, 0:32:46.200 --> 0:32:48.320 I'm like, this is hot. These two lesbians, they're going 0:32:48.360 --> 0:32:50.400 at it. Maybe we're gonna see some fingering ship. It's dope. 0:32:51.920 --> 0:32:53.920 Once the blank, he goes, it's lit. I'm watching. I 0:32:54.000 --> 0:32:56.120 might even have my phone if your videotape and I 0:32:56.240 --> 0:32:59.400 pretend I'm texting. But that lady who just wants to 0:32:59.440 --> 0:33:01.800 get back to her family, do you know what I mean? 0:33:01.960 --> 0:33:06.080 Like you were terrorizing that issue? Really are It wasn't 0:33:06.120 --> 0:33:07.840 even that bad. We were just holding hands, and then 0:33:07.880 --> 0:33:10.320 she would start telling us about her grandkids and and 0:33:10.480 --> 0:33:12.360 I'm like, yo, she trying made me feel bad? What 0:33:12.520 --> 0:33:15.400 the white lade? Yeah, She's like, like, my grandkids are amazing? 0:33:15.480 --> 0:33:17.200 Do you know how to make grandkids with a male 0:33:17.240 --> 0:33:22.920 and female relationship. Let's we're gonna go ahead and get 0:33:22.960 --> 0:33:26.240 into our vanilla ship for the week. As you guys know, 0:33:26.360 --> 0:33:28.160 this is our segment where we bring up sex in 0:33:28.240 --> 0:33:30.800 the news. So this one, I know, we all kind 0:33:30.880 --> 0:33:34.040 of like panicked for a little bit. Facebook and Instagram 0:33:34.200 --> 0:33:37.880 went down last week, and at that very moment, I 0:33:37.960 --> 0:33:41.160 was like face Facebook and Instagram. Yes, that's why I 0:33:41.320 --> 0:33:43.240 guess I wouldn't have you weren't you weren't in town. 0:33:43.280 --> 0:33:46.680 I don't believe I remember Instagram going down, So Facebook 0:33:46.720 --> 0:33:48.840 owns Instagram. Oh, I just didn't know that. I know 0:33:48.960 --> 0:33:51.200 Instagram crosses. I didn't know they both. Yeah, they're so 0:33:51.320 --> 0:33:53.080 they were both down at the same time, which, of 0:33:53.120 --> 0:33:55.720 course there was not only an influx of Twitter users, 0:33:56.080 --> 0:33:58.760 but also porn Hub had a huge spike in users. 0:33:58.840 --> 0:34:02.920 When Facebook went down, many took to the last remaining 0:34:02.960 --> 0:34:06.400 social media platforms to voice their concerns. Plus makes some 0:34:06.520 --> 0:34:10.360 quite hilarious posts about the issue. Um, I'm reading this 0:34:10.520 --> 0:34:12.239 now and it says like a lot of people were 0:34:12.280 --> 0:34:16.080 tuning into porn videos, which to me, I actually now 0:34:16.200 --> 0:34:19.600 view a lot of my porn videos on Twitter, yes, 0:34:20.280 --> 0:34:24.359 which it's now very like two or three minutes. Right, Yeah, 0:34:24.400 --> 0:34:26.440 that's fine because maybe you're talking about how she liked 0:34:26.480 --> 0:34:32.000 the scene, so like, right now, that's right, you need 0:34:32.040 --> 0:34:33.879 a whole build up. Last time I was on here, 0:34:34.120 --> 0:34:37.839 there's a funny Jeff if you will of you saying 0:34:37.880 --> 0:34:39.759 it takes fifteen minutes to get your pussy wet, and 0:34:39.880 --> 0:34:42.799 I'm looking at my phone and then you and then 0:34:42.960 --> 0:34:46.560 you say it, and I'm like, because in my mind, 0:34:46.719 --> 0:34:51.160 I'm like, that's that's literally eleven more minutes than I 0:34:51.320 --> 0:34:55.800 need for sex, the whole process, so that the whole 0:34:55.960 --> 0:34:59.239 process that with me. When it comes to porn, I'm like, 0:34:59.360 --> 0:35:02.520 I like to be visually simulated. So I also have 0:35:02.680 --> 0:35:05.120 to watch porn in order for me to get wet, 0:35:05.200 --> 0:35:06.520 in order for me to play with my pussy in 0:35:06.600 --> 0:35:08.600 order for me to come and so yeah, it takes 0:35:08.640 --> 0:35:10.480 me a while. I have to get into the into 0:35:10.520 --> 0:35:12.759 the porns. So I'll probably switch between three or four 0:35:12.800 --> 0:35:18.359 different scenes because I need moaning. I need I can't 0:35:21.000 --> 0:35:23.520 I listen to guys, so it has to be like, oh, 0:35:24.040 --> 0:35:26.880 we like and they also have to sound masculine when 0:35:27.360 --> 0:35:39.000 you wanted to sound like check West like that. And 0:35:39.080 --> 0:35:41.759 then I've been noticing since our episode about talking about 0:35:41.880 --> 0:35:45.360 music and porn, I have been really into finding the 0:35:45.440 --> 0:35:50.160 more amateur videos with rat music in the background. It's 0:35:50.200 --> 0:35:52.960 been like at an all time where I'm just like, 0:35:53.480 --> 0:35:55.880 oh my god, is that is that y'all? Rule playing? 0:35:56.960 --> 0:35:59.560 That is not white? I believe that Tammy is not 0:35:59.680 --> 0:36:02.960 your im Amnica. I'm telling you right now, I like 0:36:03.280 --> 0:36:07.839 rap music in my porn. Yeah, how much more? Dog? 0:36:08.080 --> 0:36:11.279 I can't like rap music in my porn. Bit when 0:36:11.320 --> 0:36:19.520 your mom's white, yes, but shout out to our listener 0:36:19.680 --> 0:36:21.840 Kemmy who sent this in Um she sent it in 0:36:21.840 --> 0:36:24.040 an email, and I'm guessing it's because you were probably 0:36:24.040 --> 0:36:25.440 watching porn. You were like, damn, I don't ben on 0:36:25.480 --> 0:36:28.520 Instagram all day. Let me look, your mom's white, her 0:36:28.680 --> 0:36:31.040 mom is black, and your mom's you're gonna be my 0:36:31.120 --> 0:36:33.000 mom in Orlando because I want you to give a 0:36:33.040 --> 0:36:35.279 free tickets. I didn't tell you yet, but whatever whatever 0:36:35.320 --> 0:36:37.600 you want, you can have without a doubt. My mom's like, yeah, 0:36:37.600 --> 0:36:41.000 I'm gonna gonna slime when. So let me ask you 0:36:41.120 --> 0:36:44.239 when when Facebook and Instagram was down, did like, did 0:36:44.280 --> 0:36:46.120 it affect you? Did you feel that you were tweeting more? 0:36:46.200 --> 0:36:48.920 Did you go watch porn? Ask you a question? No, no, 0:36:49.000 --> 0:36:53.960 because I'm just curious because I've had girlfriends in the 0:36:54.040 --> 0:36:56.480 past that are half black, and then people try to 0:36:56.760 --> 0:36:59.880 say that I haven't dated black women because they're half black. 0:37:00.000 --> 0:37:01.920 We're not gonna do. But know what I'm saying is 0:37:03.160 --> 0:37:05.239 I've had someone say that to a guy. Was what 0:37:05.360 --> 0:37:06.919 they were like, Oh, but you're not dating a black 0:37:06.960 --> 0:37:08.840 girl black girl and that she is really hurtful, right, 0:37:08.920 --> 0:37:12.680 isn't that weird? Like if they identified that she didn't 0:37:12.680 --> 0:37:14.799 even look that mixed. To me, she was light skinned 0:37:14.840 --> 0:37:17.719 the girl that I yeah, yeah, yeah, she looked black 0:37:17.719 --> 0:37:20.880 to me. Yeah, because she's black. She looks like like, 0:37:21.600 --> 0:37:25.719 I get people, but I think people just white people 0:37:25.800 --> 0:37:30.000 say that. No, actually people that Yeah. I feel like 0:37:30.120 --> 0:37:34.960 that's the same. But that's the response that we get 0:37:35.000 --> 0:37:39.480 even when we identify as black. We have our followers 0:37:39.560 --> 0:37:41.959 that don't want to let us say that we're black, 0:37:42.080 --> 0:37:45.399 even though we identify as black. Throughout school, I was black, 0:37:45.480 --> 0:37:49.359 Like I've always idea. I used to think that our 0:37:49.400 --> 0:37:52.680 followers are like that. But nah, our listeners, I mean 0:37:52.719 --> 0:37:55.239 they've grown, but there still are some. You're talking about 0:37:55.280 --> 0:37:57.759 something like, yeah, this is definitely whenever I speak, I'm 0:37:57.840 --> 0:38:01.399 never directing anything towards that's gonna call bitchy. She put 0:38:01.480 --> 0:38:04.839 us in for the w OC, so Nicole she doesn't 0:38:04.880 --> 0:38:09.600 go by Nicole Bitch anymore, formerly known as I said, 0:38:09.640 --> 0:38:14.600 what's up? Yeah No, But but yeah, that's that's I mean, 0:38:14.680 --> 0:38:16.640 that's I don't know. I think it's just how people 0:38:16.680 --> 0:38:18.600 want of you things. I think it's how ignorant people are, 0:38:18.680 --> 0:38:22.200 like because in society, what a drop of black makes 0:38:22.239 --> 0:38:25.320 me black. That's what they used to say, I don't know, 0:38:27.840 --> 0:38:30.920 so speaking of porn, are kink of the week, I 0:38:30.960 --> 0:38:32.400 don't have a definition for it because I would like 0:38:32.440 --> 0:38:35.879 you to take it away. Is the casting call couch porn? 0:38:36.280 --> 0:38:38.239 The reason I chose this, That's what we talked about 0:38:38.760 --> 0:38:42.240 that our New York show on Sunday at Caroline Andrew 0:38:42.480 --> 0:38:45.440 came up, talked about it, and we um and reenacted 0:38:45.440 --> 0:38:47.040 a little bit of it together. Tell us what casting 0:38:47.120 --> 0:38:49.640 crouch so casting couch porn is. There's a guy I 0:38:49.760 --> 0:38:52.480 specifically watch one. I only watch one and this guy, 0:38:52.520 --> 0:38:55.160 this guy's name is Rick, and he does casting couch 0:38:56.600 --> 0:38:59.239 back room casting couch. If you're if you're on porn Hub, 0:38:59.280 --> 0:39:01.799 you can look up back room put backroom casting couch 0:39:01.920 --> 0:39:04.320 in and then all of Rick's videos come up. He 0:39:04.400 --> 0:39:07.000 has a scar kind of on his left arm. I 0:39:07.080 --> 0:39:09.560 believed by his elbow. He had some sort of elbow 0:39:09.560 --> 0:39:14.520 surgery and significant elbow Oh I I told her at 0:39:14.520 --> 0:39:15.799 the show, I could draw his dick. I could draw 0:39:15.840 --> 0:39:17.720 his dick to the vein. If I wanted to easily 0:39:18.280 --> 0:39:19.719 to the vein, I could do it. He's a short dick. 0:39:19.760 --> 0:39:22.120 He's a kind of small dick, and so it's kind 0:39:22.120 --> 0:39:26.759 of fun, like, wow, this looks really real. Oh, he's amazing. 0:39:27.040 --> 0:39:29.719 He's an amazing actor. He acts the girls act. I 0:39:29.760 --> 0:39:31.080 can tell you my favorite one? Can I show you 0:39:31.160 --> 0:39:34.759 my favorite one? Can I show you the girl? Let 0:39:34.800 --> 0:39:36.719 me make sure you were right the one? Let's make sense, 0:39:36.800 --> 0:39:40.719 right one? Don't look at my surch um. So Rick 0:39:40.800 --> 0:39:42.680 does these so basically what we're looking at. There's a 0:39:42.719 --> 0:39:44.839 girl on the couch. It looks like a shitty little room. 0:39:45.600 --> 0:39:48.920 How do you know so much about Rick? I've watched 0:39:49.000 --> 0:39:51.320 so many I just love the way he I just 0:39:51.440 --> 0:39:53.399 love the way he does it. Man, the guy's so good. 0:39:53.680 --> 0:39:55.560 He's just so good. What makes you good at a 0:39:55.640 --> 0:39:58.360 casting couch porn? The way he talks them through it? 0:39:58.400 --> 0:40:00.440 Like I jerk off to the negotiation. I don't really 0:40:00.560 --> 0:40:04.080 jerk off too, So you don't jerk off to naked people. No, 0:40:04.320 --> 0:40:07.680 I mean they're naked like this girl right here? Is whoa? 0:40:08.600 --> 0:40:12.560 This this is not hold on, it's not okay? This 0:40:12.760 --> 0:40:19.240 is my yea, this is my favorite, is my favorite? Okay, 0:40:19.400 --> 0:40:21.759 this is my go to you know, Selena and Camps 0:40:21.800 --> 0:40:23.480 from tying her. I want to show you my big 0:40:23.600 --> 0:40:26.600 ass and comest dot com. She is so bout it, 0:40:30.080 --> 0:40:33.279 so it doesn't matter because go she does this really 0:40:33.320 --> 0:40:38.440 cool thing. Oh, this is okay sexual experience. How many 0:40:38.560 --> 0:40:45.640 how many guys when you have sexual asked him questions? Right, okay, okay, 0:40:48.080 --> 0:40:50.279 what makes you think that you have? What it tasted? It? 0:40:51.000 --> 0:40:55.360 Put it on her? What makes you think sex and sexy? 0:40:56.560 --> 0:41:09.080 It's just like, as girl, this is ship. This yo, 0:41:09.239 --> 0:41:11.120 she does this thing in this video. This is my 0:41:11.200 --> 0:41:13.440 go to This is my favorite one. Wait, you can 0:41:13.680 --> 0:41:16.680 come to the same point. She's in love the way 0:41:16.719 --> 0:41:18.680 that just her. And there's another one. The other girl 0:41:18.719 --> 0:41:21.680 isn't even that good looking, but she's so inly redhead. 0:41:22.280 --> 0:41:25.480 It's it's fake red hair. The she goes, there's this 0:41:25.600 --> 0:41:27.040 There's two things she does in this that I love. 0:41:27.160 --> 0:41:31.120 One when she's getting fucked, you feel like she loves it. 0:41:31.360 --> 0:41:33.640 Like they start making out. At one point Rick never 0:41:33.719 --> 0:41:36.879 kisses and they start making out, and I'm like, if 0:41:37.000 --> 0:41:39.359 this is real, they're both into this ship because Rick 0:41:39.400 --> 0:41:42.800 don't kiss and and there's one scene where she's sucking 0:41:42.800 --> 0:41:44.879 his dick and she does this thing which is fascinating. 0:41:45.440 --> 0:41:48.480 She I'm gonna say, but I'm not I'm not gonna spit, 0:41:48.560 --> 0:41:51.440 but like, say, this is Rick's dick, right, she spits 0:41:52.000 --> 0:41:55.160 down not down it. The dick is horizontal like a 0:41:55.200 --> 0:41:57.480 hot dog, and she spits along it like she's putting 0:41:57.560 --> 0:42:00.439 ketchup on it, right, spits along like that and then 0:42:00.560 --> 0:42:05.440 start sucking it. I was in love. I was absolutely 0:42:05.640 --> 0:42:08.839 in love. I could not believe it. Take me out 0:42:08.880 --> 0:42:11.279 to the ball game. You take me out to the 0:42:11.360 --> 0:42:16.520 ball game. Curvy this girl, and there you'll see the 0:42:16.560 --> 0:42:20.960 clip in it spits right down the stem, right down 0:42:21.000 --> 0:42:22.920 the stem of it, and then just goes at it. 0:42:22.960 --> 0:42:24.600 And Rick is looking at her in the same way. 0:42:24.640 --> 0:42:26.040 I'm looking at her, and I'm looking at Rick, and 0:42:26.120 --> 0:42:30.080 Rick can't look at me. But I know, of course 0:42:30.360 --> 0:42:33.279 Rick fox twice every time really gets the nut off 0:42:33.480 --> 0:42:37.719 for the camp and then goes back in there on there. No, no, no, no, no, 0:42:38.040 --> 0:42:40.400 no no. This is this is for like he gets 0:42:40.440 --> 0:42:42.279 the nut because you got to get the nut right, 0:42:42.719 --> 0:42:45.120 and then he puts him work. Now I know that 0:42:45.160 --> 0:42:47.560 about Rick because I watch enough. Most people don't know 0:42:47.640 --> 0:42:49.680 that about Rick, but that's his like little go to. 0:42:49.800 --> 0:42:51.640 It is like I'm gonna just get the nut right, 0:42:51.760 --> 0:42:53.480 and then she's gonna clean up, and then we're running 0:42:53.520 --> 0:42:56.320 it back because I've seen sometimes they got different manicures. 0:42:56.360 --> 0:42:58.440 I'm like, oh, bitch, you thought I was gonna pick 0:42:58.520 --> 0:43:00.400 up on that. You went from French mad accordy yellow 0:43:01.760 --> 0:43:04.200 yellow jerking off. You're on tour now right and you 0:43:04.200 --> 0:43:06.120 got Alex with you and you're doing your antide jokes. 0:43:06.520 --> 0:43:09.320 How are you drinking off? I don't drink off? What 0:43:09.360 --> 0:43:11.160 do you mean like anymore? Yeah, I don't drink off. 0:43:11.200 --> 0:43:14.840 When the last time you drink off? I can't remember you? Seriously, 0:43:15.480 --> 0:43:18.279 I can masterate every just to get it all. I 0:43:18.400 --> 0:43:21.120 just have sex with a girl if I want it, like, 0:43:21.200 --> 0:43:25.200 come on blue check life. I'm just saying, like it's weird. 0:43:25.400 --> 0:43:26.960 I feel like I need a blue check like my 0:43:27.040 --> 0:43:30.000 pussy right now. I just feel like I don't know where, 0:43:30.160 --> 0:43:32.560 Like so I want a boyfriend or a trick, that's it. 0:43:32.640 --> 0:43:34.200 But now I don't even know the price because it's 0:43:34.239 --> 0:43:36.160 just priceless right now because I haven't been on vice 0:43:36.239 --> 0:43:38.600 out of an HBO, Like I literally I'm on tour. 0:43:38.640 --> 0:43:41.319 I'm selling out. I'm just like, what do I even 0:43:41.400 --> 0:43:44.960 charge now? Like I don't even know enough. Like back 0:43:45.000 --> 0:43:46.440 in the day, I would have easily chilled with a 0:43:46.480 --> 0:43:49.239 nigga for like five Yeah. I used to get like 0:43:49.280 --> 0:43:51.719 two grand for like the African this ship, but way 0:43:51.719 --> 0:43:55.240 I'm whatever. So now like I'm just like, damn two grand. 0:43:55.280 --> 0:43:57.799 That's not even enough either, Like I don't know, it's 0:43:57.840 --> 0:44:00.279 just there's no price. Now I made battleman, is enough 0:44:00.320 --> 0:44:02.719 from a guy you already sucked? I mean, so those 0:44:02.719 --> 0:44:04.640 don't count. So now I don't want nothing, Like I'm 0:44:04.920 --> 0:44:08.239 a stranger. All these like retired like well like now 0:44:08.280 --> 0:44:10.279 they retired. They might retire back in the day, but 0:44:10.360 --> 0:44:12.960 now they're all coming back on my line, like, oh congrats, 0:44:13.000 --> 0:44:14.840 I see you're doing your thing. We gotta link up. 0:44:14.880 --> 0:44:18.560 What were linking up? Folks? So you'll say, straight up 0:44:18.600 --> 0:44:21.000 it's too grand. No, not no, I don't have a 0:44:21.080 --> 0:44:23.239 set price, but it's just now I don't know what 0:44:23.320 --> 0:44:25.480 I would say, Like if a nigga wants to like 0:44:25.719 --> 0:44:27.200 fly me on, it just I don't know the price. 0:44:27.280 --> 0:44:29.520 That's the problem. But there will be an interaction where 0:44:29.560 --> 0:44:31.560 you talk about the price and it's like, hey, how 0:44:31.640 --> 0:44:33.880 does that work? Are you gonna are you like I 0:44:33.960 --> 0:44:37.000 gotta take off work? Yeah do that. I used to 0:44:37.080 --> 0:44:39.240 do that, so that was easy when I was a bartender, 0:44:39.280 --> 0:44:40.880 because I'm like, listen, if I come fly to you, 0:44:40.960 --> 0:44:42.960 that's fine. I get you're covering everything when I get there. 0:44:43.200 --> 0:44:45.600 But if i'm come now, I'm taking off work. And 0:44:45.800 --> 0:44:47.719 as a bartender used to be easy because I used 0:44:47.719 --> 0:44:49.040 to be like, oh, you want me to come on 0:44:49.120 --> 0:44:51.520 a third whatever day? It was Oh, that's my biggest 0:44:51.640 --> 0:44:57.560 night I make, that's my big night. Actually all right, yeah, 0:44:57.680 --> 0:44:59.680 well I'm make it. I make at least seven hundred 0:45:00.000 --> 0:45:02.480 at night and so, and you're never really going anywhere 0:45:02.520 --> 0:45:04.080 for just one night, so they would have to cover 0:45:04.160 --> 0:45:06.920 what I would make at work. So it's not like 0:45:07.040 --> 0:45:09.719 a specific I'm paying you for sex. It's always like 0:45:10.120 --> 0:45:12.200 oh yeah, no, no, no, I'm you're paying me because 0:45:12.239 --> 0:45:14.920 I have to take off work. That's smart. Yeah, or 0:45:15.120 --> 0:45:17.319 like or I would like right now, like I really 0:45:17.400 --> 0:45:21.440 want these shoes and they're dollars, so it's like, okay, 0:45:21.480 --> 0:45:23.600 well we're not doing that. There are Christian le Baton's 0:45:23.640 --> 0:45:28.719 Ma Repellette. They're very happy, yes, with um stripes on them. 0:45:28.760 --> 0:45:34.000 They're beautiful and no they're they're brand new, they're brand new, 0:45:34.360 --> 0:45:38.640 just came just aready. Yeah. So I'm like, I want 0:45:38.680 --> 0:45:40.520 these shoes and if you can't give me my shoes, 0:45:40.560 --> 0:45:42.600 and okay, then I really don't want to see. There's 0:45:42.640 --> 0:45:45.759 never a price on the pussy per se per se, 0:45:46.120 --> 0:45:49.120 it's not I've never direct like I'm never like, oh 0:45:49.200 --> 0:45:51.479 my pussy cost this, or if you want to funk, 0:45:51.520 --> 0:45:53.759 you gotta give me this amount of money because I've 0:45:53.800 --> 0:45:56.800 never had like a going rate that just did. But like, 0:45:57.000 --> 0:45:58.680 if I want something, I should be able to ask 0:45:58.680 --> 0:46:03.480 any for it and a should never call off of work. Yeah, 0:46:06.280 --> 0:46:08.960 it's not even sucking for money or fucking like. I 0:46:09.040 --> 0:46:11.120 feel like if you want to suck me and that's 0:46:11.160 --> 0:46:13.040 all you want to do, because either you have a 0:46:13.120 --> 0:46:15.000 girlfriend a wife, or you're already telling me you ain't 0:46:15.040 --> 0:46:16.680 really looking for nothing. You just want to link, You 0:46:16.800 --> 0:46:18.760 just want to chill. All you want is my pussy. 0:46:18.960 --> 0:46:21.759 So at that point, all you see me is as 0:46:21.760 --> 0:46:23.719 a piece of pussy. Anyways, Do I think I care 0:46:23.760 --> 0:46:25.719 if you think I'm also a prostitute or a whole 0:46:25.800 --> 0:46:27.920 or anything else. No, because you're only looking at me 0:46:28.080 --> 0:46:30.400 as a fucking hole to stick your dicken. So the 0:46:30.520 --> 0:46:32.120 least I can do is get something that you're asking. 0:46:32.200 --> 0:46:34.880 You're probably not gonna make me nut, so it's never like, 0:46:35.520 --> 0:46:38.960 it's never really like having that conversation of oh, I'm 0:46:38.960 --> 0:46:41.040 putting a price tag on my pussy. But a lot 0:46:41.080 --> 0:46:42.759 of men will tell you up front that's all they 0:46:42.840 --> 0:46:45.399 want from you is set. This is the I want 0:46:45.400 --> 0:46:47.120 to comment on this, I want to go, I would 0:46:47.120 --> 0:46:49.880 love to This is I think the best argument that 0:46:50.239 --> 0:46:53.400 I've heard anybody make for this, and that's the YouTube. 0:46:54.000 --> 0:46:56.160 Whatever you just said, put put put a clip that 0:46:56.239 --> 0:47:03.000 on YouTube as well. You're commodity of fighting pussy because 0:47:03.120 --> 0:47:07.400 they've commodified it. What I mean, commodified the same thing. 0:47:07.520 --> 0:47:09.680 Like so it's like like you we put it on 0:47:09.760 --> 0:47:12.680 the stock market. Like dude basically said, all I want 0:47:12.760 --> 0:47:15.360 from you is that thing. I don't care about what 0:47:15.440 --> 0:47:17.839 you gotta say. I don't care how much emotion, none 0:47:17.840 --> 0:47:21.319 of that come here, just the funk. Right, So if 0:47:21.400 --> 0:47:24.719 you're probably not even gonna come, right, And it's not 0:47:24.960 --> 0:47:27.759 shocking for you to have sex with a famous person 0:47:27.840 --> 0:47:30.320 like it is for some girls. Right, you need to 0:47:30.400 --> 0:47:36.560 be compensated in some way. Right, You've chosen to competent. 0:47:36.680 --> 0:47:39.520 You showed them the conversation of either a monetary good 0:47:40.120 --> 0:47:43.160 or you know, an item a bag of parachut, even 0:47:43.280 --> 0:47:45.239 one that I want to suck me right now, like 0:47:45.320 --> 0:47:48.640 we sucked already before. So I really want a tan 0:47:48.760 --> 0:47:50.600 A bitch is white as fun, Why I'll take a 0:47:50.600 --> 0:47:53.760 shot to the Bahamas, Like can we go to the Bahamas? 0:47:53.800 --> 0:47:55.280 But then you need to take us to the Bahamas. 0:47:55.480 --> 0:47:57.000 Then we can have fun and we can do whatever 0:47:57.040 --> 0:47:58.520 you want to do. But I want I want to 0:47:58.560 --> 0:48:00.600 get to something else after this. This is very interesting, 0:48:00.680 --> 0:48:02.560 but I think the argument you made was very interesting. 0:48:02.600 --> 0:48:05.240 He's like, you know, he's treating me not like a person. 0:48:05.840 --> 0:48:08.520 So you decided the rules to this interaction, not me. 0:48:09.200 --> 0:48:11.560 If you said, hey, can we go out to dinner, 0:48:11.640 --> 0:48:13.480 just hang out and nothing sexually, and mean, if it 0:48:13.520 --> 0:48:14.640 goes there, it goes there. But I just want to 0:48:14.680 --> 0:48:16.319 see what you up to. Don't even wanted to take 0:48:16.320 --> 0:48:18.400 a bit out. They literally like come to the hotel, right. 0:48:18.440 --> 0:48:20.719 So it's like, but if you say, but if a 0:48:20.760 --> 0:48:22.719 guy presented that to you and he's like, hey, can 0:48:22.760 --> 0:48:24.480 we just grab coffee sometime, You're not gonna be like, 0:48:24.520 --> 0:48:27.640 I'm gonna need some shoes. Different thing, And this is 0:48:27.719 --> 0:48:30.400 the argument that many sex workers have. It's like, well, 0:48:30.480 --> 0:48:32.600 when do you funk for free? And it's like when 0:48:32.680 --> 0:48:35.359 there's other interests there when I would want to spend 0:48:35.400 --> 0:48:38.360 my tiwer with you, Spending time with someone to me 0:48:38.560 --> 0:48:41.800 is a lot more effort than that. So here's here's 0:48:41.920 --> 0:48:45.520 so that's interesting, and that's what's here's my next question. Effort. No, no, 0:48:45.640 --> 0:48:47.840 I think listen, you know me, I'm the type of 0:48:47.880 --> 0:48:49.680 guy that gets pushed back on things. And I and 0:48:49.840 --> 0:48:53.800 I was, but like I was real talk, I was, 0:48:53.960 --> 0:48:56.319 I was. I'd even looked at Benson. Benson I looked 0:48:56.320 --> 0:48:57.759 at each other and it was like, this is a 0:48:57.800 --> 0:49:01.840 compelling argument. They're making me objectification. Why do you have 0:49:02.080 --> 0:49:08.680 to operate on these fake moral standards after someone has 0:49:09.040 --> 0:49:13.520 agreed to not operate on them. Morality says we treat 0:49:13.560 --> 0:49:17.080 people as people. Right once we're treating person as pussy, 0:49:17.640 --> 0:49:19.040 all bets are all off for a minute. And I 0:49:19.040 --> 0:49:21.520 don't given what you think about here's the question. Now 0:49:21.640 --> 0:49:26.399 here's my question. I find it incredibly difficult to hang 0:49:26.520 --> 0:49:30.960 out with somebody. Did I don't have some sort of 0:49:31.040 --> 0:49:34.640 like kind of baseline emotional connection with after I nut 0:49:34.840 --> 0:49:38.000 Prior to nutting, there's the yearning to nuts. So I 0:49:38.040 --> 0:49:41.719 can put up with tons of ship, but afterwards we're 0:49:41.719 --> 0:49:46.160 talking on rogan post nut syndrome kicks in and it's like, however, 0:49:46.400 --> 0:49:49.360 you gotta go. There's two different things here. If you 0:49:49.440 --> 0:49:52.160 are paying for it, you're clear you're clearly, in my opinion, 0:49:52.360 --> 0:49:54.920 paying for them to leave. No, but you're in the Bahamas. 0:49:54.960 --> 0:49:57.120 Now that that was the half of the other half 0:49:57.120 --> 0:49:59.520 of the question. So now you're with this guy in 0:49:59.560 --> 0:50:03.440 the baha Alas for potentially maybe two days. You can 0:50:04.200 --> 0:50:06.200 put up and be around this guy like you don't 0:50:06.239 --> 0:50:09.200 have any problems. We've we've we've funked before. So that's 0:50:09.320 --> 0:50:12.640 that's another thing too. I feel like I'm not in 0:50:12.719 --> 0:50:15.319 the space where I can literally be around men who 0:50:15.440 --> 0:50:21.160 I can't stand necessarily pre qualified individuals. They're like, Okay, 0:50:21.239 --> 0:50:23.680 you're decent looking. I would probably fuck you all for 0:50:23.719 --> 0:50:25.920 it anyway, or we've already engaged in sex. However, at 0:50:26.000 --> 0:50:29.000 this point in time and where I am, you have 0:50:29.200 --> 0:50:32.960 a situation and you just wanna kick it, which I 0:50:33.040 --> 0:50:35.440 know what that means. You're not trying to get coffee 0:50:35.520 --> 0:50:37.160 or just go to the movies or have a night out. 0:50:37.440 --> 0:50:40.120 You want a nightcap, and so in that case, you 0:50:40.320 --> 0:50:43.240 would not want to see me unless that is happening. 0:50:43.400 --> 0:50:46.440 But now you're so what happens like from the hours 0:50:46.520 --> 0:50:49.560 of noon till eight, Oh, were going jesking, we do. 0:50:49.640 --> 0:50:51.680 It's a whole nine. We we've been have fun. So 0:50:51.960 --> 0:50:55.640 so you're like, you're like, all right, dude, we enjoy 0:50:55.719 --> 0:50:57.800 each other's company enough. It's fun. I know it's not 0:50:57.840 --> 0:50:59.840 gonna go further. So I'm not gonna get emotionally invested, 0:51:00.040 --> 0:51:01.880 and I can I can put that blockade up right now, 0:51:02.280 --> 0:51:04.040 but I can still talk to you about ship and 0:51:04.120 --> 0:51:05.640 we can talk about the game, or we can go jet. 0:51:07.040 --> 0:51:09.879 This is interesting to remember why that works because they've 0:51:09.880 --> 0:51:12.640 already made the understanding, right right right it is. It 0:51:12.760 --> 0:51:16.080 is in a lot of ways honest relationship. It's like, oh, 0:51:16.239 --> 0:51:18.480 I fucked this girl that I know was interested and 0:51:18.520 --> 0:51:20.520 I was trying to get the pussy, and now she's here, 0:51:20.680 --> 0:51:24.120 what do you already made the understanding. So it's gonna 0:51:24.160 --> 0:51:27.080 be a lot more comfortable, which is why most men 0:51:27.440 --> 0:51:30.280 like when they when they that's the price of the understanding, 0:51:30.320 --> 0:51:33.960 that that there is a price behind it. So you're 0:51:34.040 --> 0:51:37.200 not feeling that post nut bullshit because you're like, people 0:51:37.239 --> 0:51:41.120 feel a responsibility because you're feeling worried for her emotions 0:51:41.440 --> 0:51:45.359 because you know you miss letter and usually we don't. 0:51:45.400 --> 0:51:47.640 That is something to clarify. We can truly believe that 0:51:47.719 --> 0:51:49.279 we like you. And then Nut, by the way, the 0:51:49.360 --> 0:51:52.160 horrible decision was views from the ciss head home and 0:51:52.760 --> 0:51:56.719 we're actually getting there. So what years what you're saying though, 0:51:57.360 --> 0:52:00.520 um in terms of the post Nut, how you feel? 0:52:00.719 --> 0:52:02.719 So that's the thing. A lot of women like to 0:52:02.960 --> 0:52:06.480 lay up with a guy because they're emotionally vested in 0:52:06.600 --> 0:52:09.160 someone who just they just gave their soul to may I, 0:52:09.560 --> 0:52:13.560 you're they're trading a lot of times women are trading 0:52:13.640 --> 0:52:18.600 their pussy for an emotional payment. They're going, you could 0:52:18.640 --> 0:52:24.200 have this pussy, but if I'm filled emotionally and you're saying, hey, 0:52:24.520 --> 0:52:26.920 I know you're not gonna feel me emotionally, so you 0:52:26.960 --> 0:52:33.440 will fill something else where, counting something. And that's the thing, 0:52:33.600 --> 0:52:37.640 the dude that I'm sucking right now. I can't every 0:52:37.719 --> 0:52:40.439 time when you're with me, I need you to feel 0:52:40.480 --> 0:52:43.440 like my boyfriend. For whether when the boyfriend experience. If 0:52:43.520 --> 0:52:46.000 we're together for two fucking days, you need to feel 0:52:46.000 --> 0:52:50.160 like my boyfriend those two days. And I get it hard, 0:52:50.680 --> 0:52:57.160 question is it hard for you to yes. Once that's established, 0:52:58.040 --> 0:53:00.080 that is our fear. Our fear is I would like 0:53:00.239 --> 0:53:02.560 to connect with you and feel affection. I'm like most people. 0:53:02.560 --> 0:53:05.560 I enjoy feeling affection. I like cuddling. But my concern 0:53:05.680 --> 0:53:08.320 is if I give you that, I could set a 0:53:08.480 --> 0:53:11.759 standard and and push you in a direction that would 0:53:11.800 --> 0:53:13.800 be really hard for you to come back from. So 0:53:14.040 --> 0:53:15.880 used to be very difficult for me. But now I'm 0:53:15.920 --> 0:53:19.200 getting to a place where I know I need intimacy. 0:53:19.920 --> 0:53:22.680 Now I now know I don't need intimacy with people 0:53:22.719 --> 0:53:24.239 that aren't going to be my soul mate or the one. 0:53:24.480 --> 0:53:27.080 I can feel intimacy with anybody. And then I've come 0:53:27.120 --> 0:53:30.120 to realize I used to assume that passionate sex or 0:53:30.160 --> 0:53:32.640 that intimate moments had to be with someone that you 0:53:32.640 --> 0:53:35.320 would then have a deeper connection with. I now know 0:53:35.840 --> 0:53:37.560 you can kiss me and hold me and cuddle me, 0:53:37.920 --> 0:53:39.640 and this doesn't have to be forever, because it's not. 0:53:40.680 --> 0:53:44.000 And we both now understand that. I get that. That 0:53:44.200 --> 0:53:47.200 is that is fascinating. A lot of women do this, 0:53:47.400 --> 0:53:52.239 like what you're saying, you're cooking. Now this good, So 0:53:52.360 --> 0:53:56.000 with the with the laying in bed, even having sex 0:53:56.200 --> 0:53:59.240 a lot of women attach once you have sex with somebody. 0:53:59.680 --> 0:54:03.200 You guy even for the shot yet, but they attached. 0:54:03.280 --> 0:54:07.759 They they're attaching sex, they're attaching laying up, they're attaching cash, 0:54:07.840 --> 0:54:10.640 and they're attaching kissing, all of these things that men 0:54:11.000 --> 0:54:13.640 may do to Now this man likes me or now 0:54:13.719 --> 0:54:16.279 we may be together because we feel that way. We 0:54:16.440 --> 0:54:19.120 need to like you in order to which is why 0:54:19.239 --> 0:54:22.680 with you with what well, which is what we were 0:54:22.719 --> 0:54:26.480 saying earlier. You don't have to feel bad about or 0:54:26.600 --> 0:54:30.520 like me or any woman who sets the guidelines of 0:54:30.560 --> 0:54:33.200 what a relationship is from the very beginning. If I 0:54:33.320 --> 0:54:38.800 realize you only want sex, it is dumbfounded of me 0:54:38.960 --> 0:54:41.000 to sit here and think, Okay, he's telling me all 0:54:41.040 --> 0:54:42.839 he wants to sex, but if I sucked him, then 0:54:42.920 --> 0:54:45.680 maybe he'll want to make me his girlfriend, which is 0:54:45.760 --> 0:54:47.759 how a lot of girls go into having sex with guys. 0:54:47.840 --> 0:54:50.160 Even though a guy may say, listen, I just want 0:54:50.200 --> 0:54:53.360 to suck. So as women, we need to do the 0:54:53.440 --> 0:54:56.080 whole bartering thing. If you don't just want to give 0:54:56.120 --> 0:54:58.360 a man pussy, what more do you want out of it? 0:54:58.400 --> 0:55:00.680 Because that benny have to be bare. Guys. I just 0:55:01.200 --> 0:55:05.560 remembered what I was wearing and it's hilarious, but you're 0:55:05.600 --> 0:55:11.600 looking like Jesus Christ. So question you have my question 0:55:11.640 --> 0:55:15.239 because this is very interesting. I've noticed as I've um 0:55:16.040 --> 0:55:19.520 gotten older and I've been kind of more aware of myself. 0:55:19.800 --> 0:55:24.680 I'm thirty five years old. A lot of candles I 0:55:24.760 --> 0:55:27.200 didn't even the pack came and I was like just 0:55:27.239 --> 0:55:32.320 giving the number two double up. So uh So, what 0:55:32.400 --> 0:55:37.680 I've noticed is, um, I'm aware of the conventional wisdom 0:55:37.719 --> 0:55:40.040 and pressure of society, which is to link up with 0:55:40.120 --> 0:55:44.520 one person and start a family. I'm also hyper aware 0:55:44.760 --> 0:55:49.759 that I can be very happy dating multiple women that 0:55:50.880 --> 0:55:53.799 is not purely sexual, that I enjoy spending a night 0:55:53.840 --> 0:55:56.719 with them, hanging out, going to dinner, learning a little 0:55:56.719 --> 0:55:59.719 about their life, and because and like being affectionate that 0:56:00.920 --> 0:56:03.719 with people that are truly non monogamous, I believe that 0:56:03.760 --> 0:56:05.040 they can hang out with a bunch of women. And 0:56:05.080 --> 0:56:07.360 still when I was with Scissors right in Paris, that 0:56:07.440 --> 0:56:10.520 whole time she's seeing a guy, to text him, like 0:56:10.880 --> 0:56:13.920 telling him how much fun she was having, I texted 0:56:13.960 --> 0:56:17.040 the Beard Bay guy. This is because we do this 0:56:17.120 --> 0:56:20.400 in our regular life with friends all of the time. 0:56:20.960 --> 0:56:22.160 My friends and I love to go to the gym 0:56:22.239 --> 0:56:24.000 with my friends. I love to party with I like 0:56:24.080 --> 0:56:28.400 house music, I like rap music. We have friends that 0:56:28.480 --> 0:56:30.040 we do this ship with right all of the time. 0:56:30.120 --> 0:56:31.839 We're like on the phone with different people all the time, 0:56:31.880 --> 0:56:35.360 on Instagram, on social media. But for love, for some reason, 0:56:35.520 --> 0:56:38.000 we always think it's gonna be one. It's it's because 0:56:38.080 --> 0:56:41.320 of children. And the idea is it's you have a 0:56:41.400 --> 0:56:44.960 better chance of raising your kid if they're two parents 0:56:45.000 --> 0:56:47.960 in the household. Not even household, I'm talking about We're 0:56:48.000 --> 0:56:50.160 talking going back like hundreds of thousands of years, right, 0:56:50.239 --> 0:56:53.880 like if you have two dedicated people financially financially with that, 0:56:53.960 --> 0:56:55.640 I mean, imagine trying to raise a kid in New 0:56:55.719 --> 0:56:58.120 York City by yourself. I grew up in a single 0:56:58.160 --> 0:57:00.440 parent household. There was three of us, and we were 0:57:00.480 --> 0:57:03.760 on It's brutal me being in high school. It is brutal, 0:57:03.920 --> 0:57:06.040 and yeah, and then by high school I was paying 0:57:06.160 --> 0:57:10.399 for the school supplies and health. Of course, I get 0:57:10.480 --> 0:57:12.560 that even with the two parent household, which we had 0:57:12.560 --> 0:57:15.400 a whole conversation because someone so you're sacrificing a little 0:57:15.400 --> 0:57:21.120 bit of maybe what your um evolutionary biology is telling you. 0:57:21.240 --> 0:57:23.640 You want right, there's like a little part of you 0:57:23.760 --> 0:57:26.880 that goes, hey, I can compartmentalize and I can date 0:57:26.960 --> 0:57:28.360 Mandy and I can have so much fun. And I 0:57:28.400 --> 0:57:29.880 can date Weezy and I can have so much fun, 0:57:29.960 --> 0:57:32.280 and it doesn't when I'm with Mandy, I'm not going 0:57:32.480 --> 0:57:34.480 I hate that girl easy or I want to disrespect her. 0:57:34.520 --> 0:57:37.040 I can truly be interested in both of your lives 0:57:37.080 --> 0:57:41.000 and not so deep that it's like, hey, we're building 0:57:41.040 --> 0:57:43.960 a family, but much like friends where it's like, hey, 0:57:44.000 --> 0:57:47.640 you guys want to kick and do you believe that 0:57:48.160 --> 0:57:52.000 you can love more than one person? Do you also 0:57:52.120 --> 0:57:54.840 feel like if you were in a monogamous relationship with 0:57:55.000 --> 0:57:58.440 just one woman, that if you cheated on her, that 0:57:58.640 --> 0:58:01.040 you love the woman you're with less, Because that's an 0:58:01.120 --> 0:58:03.840 argument that's you don't believe that either. I don't believe it. 0:58:03.920 --> 0:58:08.400 I don't believe it. My love for someone is is 0:58:08.640 --> 0:58:14.040 defined by sacrifice. I believe my love for someone is 0:58:14.080 --> 0:58:17.040 defined by how much I love them. So I think 0:58:17.080 --> 0:58:20.440 a lot of times women women constitute our love based 0:58:20.520 --> 0:58:23.920 on what we're willing to give up. For example, so 0:58:24.200 --> 0:58:26.880 like girls might say, well, you're not going to strip club? 0:58:26.960 --> 0:58:29.360 Why not? Because well, if you love me and care 0:58:29.440 --> 0:58:31.560 about me, you wouldn't go to strip club. So now 0:58:31.720 --> 0:58:40.520 you're you're creating So we're creating a validation matrix right 0:58:40.880 --> 0:58:44.800 where a girl's looking for reasons why the guy loves 0:58:44.880 --> 0:58:49.720 him loves her because she's actually not feeling that love 0:58:49.800 --> 0:58:52.920 on a regular basis. And I feel like, if you 0:58:53.080 --> 0:58:57.200 are full of love from your partner, your way less 0:58:57.280 --> 0:59:02.840 concerned with behaviors that society tells us dictate. Look, you 0:59:02.880 --> 0:59:05.440 don't give me flowers. I don't give you flowers. Like 0:59:06.080 --> 0:59:08.960 why that instagram in Hallmark and all of this bullshit 0:59:09.040 --> 0:59:10.840 that makes people feel like this is what love looks like. 0:59:11.040 --> 0:59:13.520 And it's interesting because you brought up evolution in a 0:59:13.640 --> 0:59:17.200 way that I didn't exactly consider about that innate thing 0:59:17.240 --> 0:59:20.760 with children. When Mandy and I had our evolution episode, 0:59:20.800 --> 0:59:23.160 we talked about marriage and where we brought it up 0:59:23.160 --> 0:59:25.600 because you asked me coming off Flagrance, saying I don't 0:59:25.600 --> 0:59:28.080 believe but they were saying that like marriages to quest, 0:59:29.120 --> 0:59:32.640 I don't, I don't believe in science. That was But 0:59:32.760 --> 0:59:35.840 it's just pissed me off about all y'all. Actually, me 0:59:35.960 --> 0:59:38.800 and Van both at this point, how come nobody else 0:59:38.880 --> 0:59:41.760 talked about the other fucking solar st Like, why didn't 0:59:41.800 --> 0:59:44.640 no one else talk about We're not the only one, 0:59:44.720 --> 0:59:48.840 like y'all melar system. There's other solar systems. Yeah, no, 0:59:48.960 --> 0:59:50.480 I know there are no I believe in science. I 0:59:50.600 --> 0:59:53.680 think that you're wrong about that. Yeah, but I just 0:59:53.800 --> 0:59:55.760 thought a part of your character came out that was 0:59:55.840 --> 0:59:57.920 really funny. And I spoke to you privately about this, 0:59:58.520 --> 1:00:00.800 but like, I thought, we discovered something very funny about you, 1:00:00.840 --> 1:00:03.000 and I think that comes out in the live shows 1:00:03.040 --> 1:00:06.320 as well, right, that there's like a side of you 1:00:06.640 --> 1:00:09.440 comes out when I think you're very comfortable and not 1:00:09.520 --> 1:00:14.200 being concerned about being judged, and it is willing to 1:00:14.280 --> 1:00:17.080 say things that you know might be criticized. It's an 1:00:17.160 --> 1:00:20.080 unpopular opinion. It's an unpopular opinion, and you don't care. 1:00:20.520 --> 1:00:23.040 And when you're in situations where you're defensive, that part 1:00:23.080 --> 1:00:25.560 of Mandy doesn't come out when you're in situations where 1:00:25.920 --> 1:00:28.160 I guess, for whatever reason, we've all made each other 1:00:28.240 --> 1:00:30.600 feel comfortable where you're like, you know what, I don't 1:00:30.640 --> 1:00:33.400 believe in science, And it's just like who says that 1:00:34.760 --> 1:00:40.480 it was the best thing? Do you know? People were 1:00:40.520 --> 1:00:43.720 still getting all my ship. It was the other thing though. 1:00:43.920 --> 1:00:50.080 She was like, I'm really tired, No bid tired. Anybody 1:00:50.120 --> 1:00:52.640 that doesn't know we're talking about you're talking about or 1:00:52.680 --> 1:00:57.560 something on your show. Um So anyway, and evolution evolution conversation, 1:00:57.600 --> 1:00:59.480 we discussed monogamy and if it was an animals and 1:00:59.520 --> 1:01:01.360 there's only like two animals that are monogamist. I think 1:01:01.360 --> 1:01:04.440 it was like either penguins and tape worms, like animals 1:01:04.520 --> 1:01:08.080 that are the same size or made for life. So 1:01:08.240 --> 1:01:10.560 animals where there's a size discrepancy between the male and 1:01:10.640 --> 1:01:14.240 female usually do not and that's in both ways, like 1:01:14.320 --> 1:01:18.120 a female octopus. You know, nature is is fascinating. So 1:01:18.280 --> 1:01:20.480 penguins made for life for the most part. Sometimes you 1:01:20.560 --> 1:01:23.040 have some trifling penguins and there's like that. There's a 1:01:23.120 --> 1:01:25.640 video of a trifling as penguin is so sad man. 1:01:25.960 --> 1:01:28.040 She's just like, dude was going to get fish and 1:01:28.160 --> 1:01:30.000 she just went with another one and the dude came 1:01:30.000 --> 1:01:33.240 back started busting the other dude's ass, and dude started 1:01:33.280 --> 1:01:38.000 busting his ass. Oh there's a whole like everybody it was. 1:01:38.120 --> 1:01:39.640 It blew up the internet. It was unbelievable and it 1:01:39.720 --> 1:01:41.959 was really sad. Because my man got his ass kicked 1:01:42.160 --> 1:01:45.959 by the dude to his girl, his girl. He's getting 1:01:46.000 --> 1:01:48.760 fish for his girl, right, and you know what, I 1:01:48.800 --> 1:01:51.560 don't got hands, So you gotta eat the fish, right. 1:01:51.680 --> 1:01:53.360 You gotta eat the fish and throw it back up 1:01:53.480 --> 1:01:56.520 on your girl. Right. Yeah, So like dude is coming 1:01:56.560 --> 1:01:58.560 with a full belly fish ready to feed his girl. 1:01:58.640 --> 1:02:00.960 He's been in the ocean with killer whales, you know what, 1:02:01.560 --> 1:02:04.760 sharks and ship he's been. He's been running away from 1:02:04.760 --> 1:02:11.240 polar bears literally like this, like right, and and he 1:02:11.360 --> 1:02:14.680 finally gets home this bitch getting fun by the next penguin, 1:02:15.520 --> 1:02:17.520 and he's like this funked up. So now he full belly, 1:02:17.600 --> 1:02:19.800 gotta fight the next pain. Now you're full belly, right, 1:02:20.000 --> 1:02:22.000 Like I can't do nothing on full belly. I'm gonna 1:02:22.000 --> 1:02:24.120 give cramp in the video. Now you even throw up. 1:02:24.120 --> 1:02:26.720 He guys asked what out the other payment? Bust his 1:02:26.840 --> 1:02:30.520 ass crazy, beat the ship out of him, beat the ship, 1:02:30.560 --> 1:02:32.960 and then he got a sad walk away. First of all, 1:02:33.280 --> 1:02:35.520 you can't even run away. You're now slow. They walk 1:02:35.800 --> 1:02:40.120 like it's thirty minutes and you turn around away, you 1:02:40.200 --> 1:02:43.000 know what I mean, went back with her little man 1:02:43.080 --> 1:02:46.160 man no, she stayed with the new one because he 1:02:46.280 --> 1:02:49.280 busts out the pain with as yeah is this blood? Yes, 1:02:49.480 --> 1:02:53.400 it's striful, and that this dude is crazy. Put the 1:02:53.440 --> 1:02:56.760 minute markt we got paused in. Okay, it is, it is. 1:02:57.560 --> 1:03:03.480 I'll break it down, thinks. Okay, let me basically say 1:03:03.520 --> 1:03:07.520 what's going here? Let me hold it. I'll hold it 1:03:07.600 --> 1:03:09.840 for y'all so y'all can see it on the screen. 1:03:10.080 --> 1:03:11.800 Can get yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, let's do that. 1:03:11.840 --> 1:03:14.320 I think can get it up on the crest. I 1:03:14.400 --> 1:03:16.880 just typed and cheating penguin on YouTube. It's only three 1:03:16.960 --> 1:03:21.280 minutes and we'll watch it together. All right. So here's 1:03:21.280 --> 1:03:25.080 the thing. Now, I wish we had the volume. What 1:03:25.280 --> 1:03:28.160 what second do you want? What second do you want? Already? 1:03:29.800 --> 1:03:31.960 I want the volume of that, but I don't want it. 1:03:32.000 --> 1:03:39.640 Should up their recording. Listen, that's it. Look at this 1:03:40.840 --> 1:03:45.800 all right, ready you're at eight. Stay ready, I got this. 1:03:45.880 --> 1:03:50.760 We're gonna we're gonna do this ship super fancy. This 1:03:50.960 --> 1:04:00.440 is the crazy. Oh alright ready and press play batter 1:04:00.520 --> 1:04:08.360 the whole freeze. So that's the beak. Careful you don't 1:04:08.360 --> 1:04:10.400 want to get the YouTube. We can cut this. No, 1:04:10.640 --> 1:04:13.360 this is too fascinated. So they are literally biting the 1:04:13.360 --> 1:04:15.959 ship at each other. Remember full fish in his belly. 1:04:16.000 --> 1:04:18.840 The dude was just swimming around like crazy, probably exhausted 1:04:20.680 --> 1:04:23.160 from their beaks. They're bleeding from their face, their beak, everything. 1:04:23.240 --> 1:04:26.360 The other penguins, not the beaks. How they get the blood. Yes, 1:04:26.440 --> 1:04:28.240 they stab him with the beak, but you have to 1:04:28.280 --> 1:04:34.480 consider the other penguins. Chilling, chilling, chilling, chilling, Yo, chilling, 1:04:35.160 --> 1:04:38.080 Look at them they now they're both calling the female 1:04:38.120 --> 1:04:40.080 like who you want to be with? Who you want 1:04:40.120 --> 1:04:43.360 to be with? Watch this ship is this is sad, Yo. 1:04:44.560 --> 1:04:49.360 This triflet ass bitch just walks up the whole record. 1:04:53.000 --> 1:05:03.760 She looked at that she the mother of his children. Yo, bro, 1:05:04.040 --> 1:05:08.040 get out of here. Bro. The only way to get 1:05:08.120 --> 1:05:10.720 to him is with a beak attack. Then you're talking 1:05:10.720 --> 1:05:16.240 the word is so looking. Now they're going, I'm looking blood. 1:05:16.680 --> 1:05:19.440 I don't even want scar movies. This is the scariest, 1:05:20.240 --> 1:05:21.920 you know, This is like Game of Thrones in the wild. 1:05:23.160 --> 1:05:26.040 They're pecking at each other's eyes. That's what it's about. 1:05:26.080 --> 1:05:29.240 And look at this dude getting embodied. I've never seen 1:05:29.280 --> 1:05:33.200 this blood like blood. I told you I have a 1:05:33.280 --> 1:05:35.200 thing for blood. I don't even like wiping my own stuff. 1:05:35.200 --> 1:05:37.200 I'm a period. No, I don't want to see how 1:05:37.240 --> 1:05:41.200 this blood. I hate it. I don't like this is 1:05:41.320 --> 1:05:46.120 so sad. I feel uncomfortable for hungry birds to pray. 1:05:47.200 --> 1:05:51.480 Oh my god, he's probably blind. Now this reminds me 1:05:51.560 --> 1:05:54.840 of cheeters is talking up. No, yeah, like there's show 1:05:54.920 --> 1:06:02.880 cheeters man, But she's got no time from losers. She's 1:06:03.240 --> 1:06:05.000 see what you'll do when you'll cheat? You know, you know. 1:06:05.040 --> 1:06:07.480 It's so funny. That's why y'all can't cheat, man, That's 1:06:07.480 --> 1:06:10.680 why it's worse for women cheat. I honestly short jokes. 1:06:11.400 --> 1:06:13.560 It's funny because everything we've been talking about today leads 1:06:13.560 --> 1:06:15.760 into the segments that we already have planned. What happened 1:06:16.000 --> 1:06:17.800 us from the cis head O. The next one that 1:06:17.880 --> 1:06:19.760 I had to talk about was when we weren't done 1:06:19.800 --> 1:06:23.000 with why we brought that up about fidelity. So birds 1:06:23.040 --> 1:06:24.919 are the same size and they're they made for life, 1:06:25.000 --> 1:06:30.760 except with this triflin as penguin bitch um. But animals 1:06:30.760 --> 1:06:33.520 where there's a different size, you usually see the male 1:06:33.800 --> 1:06:37.160 has multiple uh females, And if you look at men 1:06:37.240 --> 1:06:41.560 and women, men are bigger than women, and that's usually 1:06:41.640 --> 1:06:45.120 why we would be polyamorous. Some I mean, short guys 1:06:45.160 --> 1:06:50.800 should have one woman, but get some shorter chicks at 1:06:52.400 --> 1:06:54.520 any short guys. Ever, Fox had a big dick, and 1:06:54.840 --> 1:06:56.920 that just proves to you, like the universe is fair 1:06:56.960 --> 1:07:00.280 and just you think. See. I like it's guys, and 1:07:00.320 --> 1:07:02.640 they have pretty good size ticks. I've come across the 1:07:02.680 --> 1:07:06.160 tall guys that don't have very big dicks either. Really 1:07:06.240 --> 1:07:09.760 the tallest guy ever very regular days regular for his 1:07:09.920 --> 1:07:14.520 height or regular regular pena size. Oh my god, that's 1:07:14.560 --> 1:07:18.400 so sad because it's against something that's so big. Yeah, 1:07:18.440 --> 1:07:21.000 so it looks even small, especially when they walk away. Yeah. Like, 1:07:22.400 --> 1:07:24.800 and I have a really like fascination I don't know 1:07:24.840 --> 1:07:27.160 why for a walk away a naked guy, like a 1:07:27.240 --> 1:07:30.560 guy walking away. I love watching a guy walk to 1:07:30.640 --> 1:07:32.640 the bathroom after we had sex. Like I feel like 1:07:32.880 --> 1:07:36.560 their muscles are like because sex is the workout. So like, 1:07:36.680 --> 1:07:38.840 I just love seeing them. To me, that's their finest 1:07:39.000 --> 1:07:42.200 body form. Interesting. My favorite is watching them in lane 1:07:42.240 --> 1:07:46.280 like a little bit while they get wiped up and 1:07:46.320 --> 1:07:49.880 I'm just sitting there just wiping the tick. Oh and 1:07:49.960 --> 1:07:52.040 then I love there and then I love when they 1:07:52.200 --> 1:07:56.880 jump because it's still so sensitive and they're like, fun 1:07:57.000 --> 1:07:58.960 off me, man, that's fucked up, don't be grabbing my 1:07:59.480 --> 1:08:01.920 so I take I take a warm rag, but it's 1:08:01.920 --> 1:08:05.120 still just I lick until they pull the dicker. That's 1:08:05.160 --> 1:08:08.880 hashtag me too once I'm nut. If y'all touched my 1:08:09.000 --> 1:08:15.080 dick after I'm not, that's me complaint. I'm very so 1:08:15.240 --> 1:08:17.400 like I always lick right under the front aline like 1:08:18.040 --> 1:08:21.080 what it's the skin between the head of the penis 1:08:21.160 --> 1:08:23.600 and the shaft, and it's really really intensive. There's like 1:08:23.600 --> 1:08:25.599 a little bit of pressure there when they're coming. It's 1:08:25.600 --> 1:08:29.320 like a very explosive orgasm. So you can actually ask Actually, 1:08:29.320 --> 1:08:31.120 the dude I used to use would tell me, like, yo, 1:08:31.400 --> 1:08:34.760 put your finger right there, please, like give me they 1:08:34.760 --> 1:08:37.360 have a dregs. I've never done that. Yeah, And it's 1:08:37.400 --> 1:08:42.479 like super you can feel, you can feel almost when 1:08:42.479 --> 1:08:49.680 you're touching. By the way, we did have some too 1:08:49.720 --> 1:08:53.760 little icebreaker questions that I forgot to ask you this 1:08:53.920 --> 1:08:56.680 or that. All right, sex with a little bit of 1:08:56.720 --> 1:08:58.599 period blood or anal with a little bit of ship 1:09:02.280 --> 1:09:05.320 He honestly sex with a little bit of period blood. 1:09:06.720 --> 1:09:08.200 And I and I just put out a joke this 1:09:08.320 --> 1:09:11.760 week about how why men don't want to have sex 1:09:11.800 --> 1:09:15.360 with women on their period. But I think it a 1:09:15.439 --> 1:09:18.720 little bit of shit. It kind of ruins the whole thing. 1:09:18.880 --> 1:09:25.439 You say, ship like the most julious ship shit. I 1:09:25.520 --> 1:09:30.200 think you have some ship in your ass? Do you 1:09:30.360 --> 1:09:34.840 not wipe? What is happening after you take a ship? 1:09:35.720 --> 1:09:40.240 Are you not cleaning yourself proper lake? Why is it 1:09:41.120 --> 1:09:47.000 that's upon removal of my spans, you have doodo all 1:09:47.120 --> 1:09:51.160 over it. It did not come from my deck, because 1:09:51.240 --> 1:09:55.080 doodo does not come out of a deck, It comes 1:09:55.120 --> 1:10:00.280 out of an asshole. I feel maybe it would be 1:10:00.360 --> 1:10:05.599 good for you to eat Let's carbohydrates, high fiber's eye 1:10:05.640 --> 1:10:09.160 and though will cling as that's true, Yo, did that 1:10:09.320 --> 1:10:11.599 accent get better for you after you went to Israel? 1:10:12.680 --> 1:10:15.960 Because because they speak like Israeli speaking with their own accent. 1:10:16.080 --> 1:10:18.679 That The only time I've ever been addicted to someone's 1:10:18.720 --> 1:10:22.840 Instagram or stories was when you couldn't ship in Israel. 1:10:23.439 --> 1:10:26.960 I literally was taken updates on you and your ass. 1:10:28.000 --> 1:10:30.400 When you fucking went to that diner and put that 1:10:30.560 --> 1:10:32.920 dugal Acts or whatever it was in that fucking sea. 1:10:33.040 --> 1:10:36.160 I was quiet. Two weeks. I didn't two weeks, I 1:10:36.200 --> 1:10:39.840 didn't take a ship. She had weeks. You don't love 1:10:39.920 --> 1:10:42.320 this one. You had to dpee on a girl with 1:10:42.439 --> 1:10:44.880 one of your co hosts. Who would it be? Charlemagne 1:10:45.120 --> 1:10:51.240 caz or Casuyeah, I knew it. Why I don't want 1:10:51.240 --> 1:10:55.559 to be by a black dick. Hukas looks like he's fucking. 1:10:56.000 --> 1:11:00.679 He looks like he got a try just a fun Yeah, 1:11:02.720 --> 1:11:05.040 I don't. I'm just saying he looks like he is 1:11:05.120 --> 1:11:09.200 a massive dick, So I don't want to like hear 1:11:09.400 --> 1:11:12.560 the sounds that he makes her make. And then I 1:11:12.680 --> 1:11:14.840 got a bit back her and it's a silent movie. 1:11:14.920 --> 1:11:17.200 You would probably definitely go on her ass, and he 1:11:17.240 --> 1:11:19.080 would go on the vagina because the smaller didn't go 1:11:19.240 --> 1:11:22.000 I'm not doing that ship. That's what we're saying. One 1:11:22.040 --> 1:11:24.200 in the mouth, one of the pussy. No, I'm not 1:11:24.280 --> 1:11:28.280 doing that with that. How close the butthole is you 1:11:28.520 --> 1:11:30.960 feel it? Yeah, you can feel the I'm not doing that. 1:11:31.040 --> 1:11:36.120 That's too intimate, you know what? Energy Sorry, we already 1:11:36.120 --> 1:11:38.799 got touch of dicks with a free roll up in between, 1:11:39.000 --> 1:11:40.760 you know what I mean? It's just right there and 1:11:40.960 --> 1:11:42.560 you might as well just touch the dicks. I'm not 1:11:42.640 --> 1:11:46.080 doing that, no way, don't. It's like get headwal the 1:11:46.120 --> 1:11:49.120 other person agree about the big did energy? Remember I 1:11:49.160 --> 1:11:52.240 said that your episode the other day? Guys called me 1:11:52.320 --> 1:11:54.160 sis and it literally kind of killed me a little 1:11:54.200 --> 1:11:56.000 bit because whereas I really do feel like we have 1:11:56.040 --> 1:11:58.400 a friendship, I was like, damn me, I'm not. I 1:11:58.600 --> 1:12:06.760 never yo. I could just sense it. I'm asking you, 1:12:07.000 --> 1:12:10.559 just ask. Yeah, I do say people, but I don't. 1:12:10.600 --> 1:12:13.599 I mean, I don't know what girls they fun to know. Oh, 1:12:13.720 --> 1:12:15.880 Cat's definitely got the biggest dick. And do se do 1:12:15.960 --> 1:12:22.120 you think we got picked some little dick co host 1:12:22.800 --> 1:12:27.799 all the tunes and they have an Asian technically Indian 1:12:27.920 --> 1:12:33.800 that's the biggest Asian dick man like Malaysia or something 1:12:33.800 --> 1:12:37.840 because they like dark skin over there, the darkest real talk, 1:12:37.920 --> 1:12:41.400 think about it. They got the biggest Asian dicks. I 1:12:41.439 --> 1:12:46.719 only keep big dicks around me. I got Nigerian. Yeah, 1:12:47.439 --> 1:12:51.200 come on, Bollywood. No. Um. The day where we were 1:12:51.240 --> 1:12:54.360 sitting here, like I looked down a lot, for sure, 1:12:54.600 --> 1:12:57.320 he wears these joggers. Yeah, and you saw it, man, 1:12:57.720 --> 1:13:00.920 and it was definitely not hard. And I was like, wow, 1:13:01.200 --> 1:13:09.920 big soft to me, big soft, it's on. Yeah, I 1:13:09.960 --> 1:13:12.000 haven't seen it like that. I'll check it out next. 1:13:12.000 --> 1:13:14.680 I mean, I don't go a little embarrassed because I've 1:13:14.720 --> 1:13:17.479 never vocalized, like, I've never said this out loud to anybody. 1:13:17.680 --> 1:13:19.280 You should have just told him. You should be like, yo, 1:13:19.320 --> 1:13:21.240 you look like you got big meat. I said it. 1:13:21.840 --> 1:13:24.320 Oh well, then you did vocalize it, you know what vocalist. 1:13:25.560 --> 1:13:29.760 I don't. I wasn't. I wasn't talking about saying that. 1:13:29.760 --> 1:13:31.600 I was talking about saying that I was staring at it, 1:13:32.840 --> 1:13:36.360 that you're objectified. But this was like, I'm not multiple 1:13:36.439 --> 1:13:40.160 vacations Travis Scott concert Angela's birthday party last lavels like 1:13:40.200 --> 1:13:42.160 I just can't help it, you know. And it's actually 1:13:42.200 --> 1:13:44.160 see how big it is hard? Ask how big it 1:13:44.280 --> 1:13:46.360 is hard? You know. I just want to know. He 1:13:46.479 --> 1:13:48.560 showed me with the girls that he looked like that, 1:13:48.840 --> 1:13:50.639 like he's like, I just need to see and I'd 1:13:50.640 --> 1:13:54.120 be like, oh, yeah, it gotta be bro. It's just 1:13:54.640 --> 1:14:00.840 science is never wrong. I just happened, that's the thing, 1:14:01.000 --> 1:14:02.519 and we're not going to get into it. But to me, 1:14:02.720 --> 1:14:08.240 science is all given. Can I just say I just 1:14:08.360 --> 1:14:10.920 told us. Damn it. Fuck y'all, y'all want to see it, 1:14:11.080 --> 1:14:13.000 y'all man as well, believe everything in the Bible then 1:14:13.439 --> 1:14:20.559 written by science is told to us. Because why listen, 1:14:20.600 --> 1:14:25.040 we're not gonna get into this week. Because so y'all 1:14:25.040 --> 1:14:27.160 if y'all want to right into us, you guys, let 1:14:27.200 --> 1:14:28.640 me ask you a question. When when you look at 1:14:28.680 --> 1:14:33.320 the weather right and it says it be wrong, so snow, 1:14:33.920 --> 1:14:36.679 the weathern't be wrong? So can you ever really depend 1:14:36.720 --> 1:14:39.599 on the weather when your phone says it's sixty out there? 1:14:39.680 --> 1:14:41.600 Do you walk out and be like, now, breath at 1:14:41.640 --> 1:14:46.400 least sixty five? But it's around it, it's around. That's 1:14:46.400 --> 1:14:48.400 why it's closed. Right, But I've been wrong. It does 1:14:48.439 --> 1:14:49.840 said it's been a snow on Monday, and then it 1:14:49.880 --> 1:14:52.200 don't snow. Do you think that like science with like 1:14:52.360 --> 1:14:54.960 like patterns at least like the world hadn't taken a 1:14:55.000 --> 1:14:57.920 trip the same way? I believe if a guy cheats 1:14:57.920 --> 1:15:00.880 once told again, what about gravity? What about gravity? Like? 1:15:00.960 --> 1:15:04.240 Look ready, like I get gravity. There's a reason, no, no, no, yes, 1:15:04.960 --> 1:15:07.200 the ground, it's gonna go to the ground. Why is 1:15:07.280 --> 1:15:11.320 that I get? I'm talking gravity science? Or that's not science. Yeah, man, 1:15:11.520 --> 1:15:14.040 I mean that's we're on this earth. I don't know 1:15:14.120 --> 1:15:16.960 who made it. I don't know if God. We just here, bro, 1:15:17.120 --> 1:15:20.120 we just here living. That's it. We just hear living, y'all. 1:15:20.600 --> 1:15:24.960 So some science sciences, I mean I can't I get it. 1:15:24.960 --> 1:15:28.080 I can't explain like babies. Babies, we know what comes 1:15:28.080 --> 1:15:30.960 from the from that makes sense, yeah, not from the steward. 1:15:32.400 --> 1:15:37.200 We don't get um. So this week's whole. Male, I'm 1:15:37.200 --> 1:15:41.800 gonna do you take birth control? I'm not on birth control, 1:15:41.840 --> 1:15:43.840 did you? I mean, I've taken Plan B pills, But 1:15:43.960 --> 1:15:47.439 the is Plan B science. So this is the thing 1:15:47.520 --> 1:15:49.840 to even Plan B it's not even as it doesn't 1:15:49.880 --> 1:15:54.120 do everything that they say, how is medicine not because 1:15:54.160 --> 1:15:58.160 there's things called placebo pills that aren't even that don't 1:15:58.160 --> 1:16:01.280 do anything that you can get your period. Yeah. No, 1:16:01.640 --> 1:16:04.080 So this is the thing. That's why I don't leaven 1:16:04.120 --> 1:16:07.200 that ship, na, bro, Like even if you go somewhere 1:16:07.240 --> 1:16:10.360 like they do they do. What about a plane? Do 1:16:10.439 --> 1:16:14.080 you believe a plane flying mechanical? Yeah? What do you 1:16:14.160 --> 1:16:17.680 think mechanical? Yeah? But with using what to build it blueprints? 1:16:22.920 --> 1:16:27.760 You know, I gotta feel a little bit leave me 1:16:29.400 --> 1:16:42.040 ye blue print fucking blueprints, bro is sup, I'm trying 1:16:42.080 --> 1:16:45.880 to read what we what we make the blueprints from 1:16:46.960 --> 1:16:51.240 some blue shit probably made out of blue. I mean 1:16:51.320 --> 1:16:54.120 if you obviously, if you got some blue and you 1:16:54.320 --> 1:16:57.320 freak that ship boom, you go blueprints and you can 1:16:57.400 --> 1:17:02.479 make a place. You know, y'all just if y'all want. Honestly, Mandy, 1:17:02.560 --> 1:17:09.439 I just did not think so why y'all gonna ask 1:17:09.479 --> 1:17:10.840 you questions? I want to get to the home man. 1:17:11.200 --> 1:17:14.040 I'm just just just curious, like so if they're if 1:17:14.080 --> 1:17:20.160 they're ready to build like the skyscraper, right, that's architecture. Okay, 1:17:20.840 --> 1:17:23.040 it is architecture, you're right, right? And what do you 1:17:23.080 --> 1:17:25.960 think architecture is based on geometry? That's math, right? And 1:17:26.040 --> 1:17:33.080 math is what mathematics. I gotta answer for everything the 1:17:33.200 --> 1:17:35.719 same way scientists do, which is why you can't believe, 1:17:36.120 --> 1:17:38.200 you know, it's so funny. I feel like I'm listening 1:17:38.240 --> 1:17:44.400 to another why I've been trying to get to the 1:17:44.479 --> 1:17:51.320 homemade over the last five minutes. Can't crime bro Yo 1:17:52.120 --> 1:17:57.400 still talk about can? I just says, I have you 1:17:57.479 --> 1:17:59.760 know my aunt Tide recently that was the hardest lie. 1:18:00.240 --> 1:18:03.880 You know, sometimes you need a good laugh. Thank you. Yo. 1:18:04.000 --> 1:18:07.160 Math is mathematics, yo, real talk, Like when you think 1:18:07.200 --> 1:18:11.080 about it, math is math. Like you say, ship is right, 1:18:11.280 --> 1:18:14.160 this I know, but you don't do what I mean, 1:18:14.280 --> 1:18:18.360 Like you don't at all? Like she said, what is that? All? Right? 1:18:18.400 --> 1:18:21.200 What is wood? Why are we still why are we 1:18:21.240 --> 1:18:23.800 still going here? I'm just trying to understand, Like are 1:18:23.840 --> 1:18:26.600 you trying to understand? I'm telling you, what is electricity? 1:18:27.400 --> 1:18:29.120 What do you mean? What is electricity? What is it? 1:18:29.760 --> 1:18:34.040 So certain things? We just can't explain what I mean, 1:18:34.120 --> 1:18:38.519 how do they make the thing so electricity? Right? You 1:18:38.640 --> 1:18:41.040 can't explain it because they put some ship together and 1:18:41.120 --> 1:18:45.800 it creates light and ship. But those things like you're 1:18:45.800 --> 1:18:50.400 putting stuff together. No, I don't want to because y'all, 1:18:50.600 --> 1:18:52.880 like people who listening don't get what I'm saying. But 1:18:53.000 --> 1:18:55.720 y'all just don't. But it's all it's all good. Do 1:18:55.840 --> 1:18:59.080 you think any science at all? Right? Okay? I feel 1:18:59.080 --> 1:19:01.800 like there is truth. Yes, there is some truth to 1:19:01.960 --> 1:19:07.400 some science, sure, because yeah it makes sense, but whatever. 1:19:07.800 --> 1:19:12.559 But I feel like, for the most part, let's say, 1:19:12.760 --> 1:19:15.840 let's say God forbid, like a friend of yours, Let's 1:19:15.840 --> 1:19:18.000 say God forbid a friend of yours, right, A friend 1:19:18.040 --> 1:19:20.360 of yours, a friend of mine got a disease, right, 1:19:20.720 --> 1:19:22.000 and they were like, I think I'm gonna go to 1:19:22.080 --> 1:19:24.960 the doctor and get some science secure. Would you look 1:19:25.000 --> 1:19:29.840 at them, be like, this's just get a blueprint. We're 1:19:29.840 --> 1:19:34.120 talking about everything. That's how. That's the thing too. There's 1:19:34.200 --> 1:19:36.760 a lot of holistic people who believe that medicine is 1:19:36.840 --> 1:19:39.880 all like these chemicals put together, that if you really 1:19:40.000 --> 1:19:42.160 just maybe get some ship from the earth, it can 1:19:42.200 --> 1:19:45.720 cure the jobs. Tried that, but that's well, let's not me. 1:19:46.000 --> 1:19:50.880 HOLI cannot work right sciences, I mean, medicine is. But 1:19:51.000 --> 1:19:53.160 I told you how even I feel about vaccines. Like 1:19:53.160 --> 1:19:55.599 when I went to Africa. Like when I went to Africa, 1:19:55.640 --> 1:19:57.000 I had to get the yellow fever shot. Do you 1:19:57.040 --> 1:19:59.840 know what the yellow fever shot? Did? It just injected yellow? 1:20:00.040 --> 1:20:03.400 We're in my motherfucking Why do you think they do that? See, 1:20:03.439 --> 1:20:05.559 that's what I'm saying. Who knows because somebody said, well, 1:20:05.600 --> 1:20:07.280 let me inject a little bit in you and then 1:20:07.320 --> 1:20:09.080 if you get hit again. That's a whole lot of 1:20:09.160 --> 1:20:12.200 you want to know what. Okay, vaccines is the only 1:20:12.280 --> 1:20:14.560 thing is the only thing I'll give you. But no 1:20:15.200 --> 1:20:20.040 medicine is privilege? What is white privilege? All these kids 1:20:20.080 --> 1:20:23.400 around the world, yes, dying from preventable diseases because they 1:20:23.439 --> 1:20:27.439 can't get vaccinated, and white people in America is so privileged. 1:20:27.479 --> 1:20:31.240 They're like, I ain't going to vaccinate my kids. No vaccination. 1:20:31.320 --> 1:20:35.840 Ship is white privilege? Like a motherfucker. I mean, yeah, 1:20:35.920 --> 1:20:39.200 they don't know really, but but if you think about it, though, 1:20:39.760 --> 1:20:42.160 they kind of forced it on us because there's so 1:20:42.240 --> 1:20:44.640 many shots that I couldn't I couldn't even get it 1:20:44.840 --> 1:20:47.680 to college until I showed my shot records. Shots have 1:20:47.760 --> 1:20:49.519 to be had if you go to public school, you 1:20:49.680 --> 1:20:53.000 have to have certain shots though, because of the spread 1:20:53.080 --> 1:20:57.160 of it in the state. Yeah, I understood. I still 1:20:57.200 --> 1:21:00.600 think it's get vaccinated, you get yellow for Yet No, 1:21:00.720 --> 1:21:02.240 I had to get the yellow paper shot and if 1:21:02.280 --> 1:21:04.320 they wanted to let me in the goddamn country, and 1:21:04.439 --> 1:21:07.519 I had to bring malaria pills with me too, as 1:21:07.680 --> 1:21:10.760 malaria pills signs I ain't take them, but I ain't 1:21:10.760 --> 1:21:16.240 get malarias I ain't take them all as I left him. Okay, 1:21:16.320 --> 1:21:20.280 so side bitch woes. This is our home for the week. Hey, 1:21:20.360 --> 1:21:23.640 Mandy and wheezy, I'm not gonna say your name. I 1:21:23.800 --> 1:21:25.719 just started to listen to you guys back in November 1:21:25.760 --> 1:21:27.479 when my boyfriend said I had to go back and 1:21:27.520 --> 1:21:29.720 listen to your very first episode, and I have been 1:21:29.760 --> 1:21:32.640 a listener ever since. Thank you boyfriend. You guys. You 1:21:32.720 --> 1:21:36.040 guys have touched on side bitches before, and I figured 1:21:36.080 --> 1:21:37.600 I would put my ship out there and see what 1:21:37.720 --> 1:21:40.120 you have to say. I met my current boyfriend in 1:21:40.200 --> 1:21:43.120 a small, kinky chat right after I left my husband. 1:21:43.400 --> 1:21:45.719 I knew he was married, but I didn't think anything 1:21:45.800 --> 1:21:48.400 would happen with it. Before I knew it, I was 1:21:48.479 --> 1:21:50.640 planning a six hour trip to Chicago to see him 1:21:50.680 --> 1:21:52.800 while his wife was out of the country. We spent 1:21:52.880 --> 1:21:55.120 the weekend naked in his apartment, and since then our 1:21:55.160 --> 1:21:58.280 feelings have become stronger and stronger. He isn't fulfilled in 1:21:58.360 --> 1:22:00.559 his marriage, but also isn't ready to girl. Don't they 1:22:00.600 --> 1:22:03.120 all say that? Bit I never asked him to leave 1:22:03.200 --> 1:22:05.040 because I have my own life and I'm trying to 1:22:05.080 --> 1:22:08.240 get together. But I am very much in love with 1:22:08.320 --> 1:22:10.360 this man, and I don't feel like I can walk away. 1:22:10.960 --> 1:22:13.479 We are sexually compatible and have a connection that is 1:22:13.520 --> 1:22:16.120 so strong he tells me that we have. What we 1:22:16.240 --> 1:22:18.720 have is valid and real, and I believe that we 1:22:18.880 --> 1:22:21.280 talk every day and spend time together anytime I am 1:22:21.360 --> 1:22:23.960 in Chicago. I also plan on moving back to Chicago 1:22:24.040 --> 1:22:26.439 within the next year. He is a great guy, minus 1:22:26.479 --> 1:22:28.719 the cheating on his wife, of course. So my question 1:22:28.880 --> 1:22:32.360 is am I being naive? I identify as polyamorous, so 1:22:32.640 --> 1:22:35.439 I'm not putting all my eggs into his basket unless 1:22:35.640 --> 1:22:38.920 he tells me this marriage is over. I could legit 1:22:39.000 --> 1:22:42.720 be monogamous for this man. That's how crazy he makes me. 1:22:43.200 --> 1:22:45.439 Is there a chance this situation will end in my favor? 1:22:45.560 --> 1:22:47.800 Or should I be running away? Can I just enjoy 1:22:48.240 --> 1:22:51.000 enjoy it for what it is and not having the 1:22:51.080 --> 1:22:54.160 expectations for the future and love you guys? Thanks some 1:22:54.360 --> 1:22:59.719 feeling feelings of to listen to these long asked questions. 1:23:00.800 --> 1:23:05.960 Fucking a wrap it up ship? Background? Bro, Don't you 1:23:06.040 --> 1:23:07.960 get it? Hey, Gods, you ain't born in Florida. You 1:23:07.960 --> 1:23:10.400 would have failed to f cat adjectives birds. You gotta 1:23:10.439 --> 1:23:13.599 add some some background to your story on adjectives and verbs. 1:23:13.720 --> 1:23:16.120 Here we go. Don't do it. It's not science. What 1:23:16.280 --> 1:23:18.759 is that? What is an adjective? And verb. It's language. 1:23:19.479 --> 1:23:23.000 Come on, you know what adjective is. Yes is a description, 1:23:23.080 --> 1:23:28.920 a verb is an action. I'm very I didn't know that. Okay, 1:23:28.960 --> 1:23:31.000 so go ahead read off of filth because I think 1:23:31.040 --> 1:23:32.960 she's stupid as folks. I'm not gonna read her for philth. 1:23:33.080 --> 1:23:35.720 But I do think that it's silly for you to 1:23:37.680 --> 1:23:39.639 say things like I feel like I'm in love. You're 1:23:39.760 --> 1:23:43.000 going like I want to give you. I'm watching I'm 1:23:43.040 --> 1:23:48.120 watching this show right now called Temptation Island, where where 1:23:48.160 --> 1:23:50.880 these couples go in the house right they separate. They 1:23:50.960 --> 1:23:53.400 put the boyfriends, four boyfriends in the house with twenty 1:23:53.439 --> 1:23:55.720 single women, four girls in house and twenty single men, 1:23:56.000 --> 1:23:58.960 and they're feeling these intense feelings of love. You know 1:23:59.120 --> 1:24:02.080 why his in Hawaii. They have no phones, they have 1:24:02.160 --> 1:24:05.400 no distractions, they're on vacation. There's you feel like, this 1:24:05.560 --> 1:24:08.679 is amazing. You don't live a real life with this nigga. 1:24:09.720 --> 1:24:12.160 You go over there while his wife has gone. It's 1:24:12.200 --> 1:24:16.400 already kind of bad. You're recently divorced, he's cheating. It's 1:24:16.479 --> 1:24:21.759 this exciting facade. It's this excitement. It is so easy 1:24:22.200 --> 1:24:25.200 to feel feelings like this because you're not in love, 1:24:25.360 --> 1:24:30.400 you're in lust and bitch. Not only that, I'll sit 1:24:30.520 --> 1:24:32.920 here and say like I always do, bit, I always 1:24:32.920 --> 1:24:36.400 sit here and say apparently, but if this is what 1:24:36.520 --> 1:24:38.720 I say as far as the side bitch things like 1:24:38.840 --> 1:24:41.679 I've I've had these talks a lot. It also kind 1:24:41.720 --> 1:24:45.400 of hurts you when you go into something and you're 1:24:45.479 --> 1:24:47.400 kind of expecting so for you to sit here and 1:24:47.479 --> 1:24:49.920 write that he's not happy in his marriage, but he's 1:24:49.960 --> 1:24:52.320 saying he won't leave. Those are excuses and ways that 1:24:52.400 --> 1:24:55.519 you're keeping yourself attached to him, because if he's telling 1:24:55.560 --> 1:24:58.679 you he's unhappy, you feel like there is a soon 1:24:59.000 --> 1:25:01.040 dead end to that marriag to where then you can 1:25:01.120 --> 1:25:03.320 come in right after the wife, when in fact that 1:25:03.439 --> 1:25:05.560 may not happen at all. Maybe he doesn't plan to 1:25:05.640 --> 1:25:07.840 ever leave his wife, and so you even see you 1:25:07.920 --> 1:25:10.200 know he won't and if he does, let me tell 1:25:10.240 --> 1:25:14.160 you something that will always be a part of your 1:25:14.240 --> 1:25:17.080 fucking life. He's let's just say he leaves his wife 1:25:17.120 --> 1:25:18.960 for you. Do you know how messy and how much 1:25:19.200 --> 1:25:22.360 of an issue that's going to be. Then after that happens, 1:25:22.600 --> 1:25:24.240 you're gonna feel this guilt and then you know what 1:25:24.320 --> 1:25:27.040 else is gonna happen. He's gonna then blame you one 1:25:27.120 --> 1:25:31.000 day that first fight, like you the reasonship that I'm 1:25:31.080 --> 1:25:34.200 telling you, it's all pizzas and cream now, because you're 1:25:34.439 --> 1:25:38.559 his escape from his wife. His wife, he's gonna even 1:25:38.720 --> 1:25:41.280 escape from you. But not only that, he may not 1:25:41.520 --> 1:25:44.479 be even asking of you the things that he asks 1:25:44.600 --> 1:25:47.479 from his wife. You guys don't have the financial burdens 1:25:47.560 --> 1:25:50.000 that would weigh down a relationship. You're not having to 1:25:50.400 --> 1:25:52.720 clean his draws every week, or pick up behind him 1:25:53.040 --> 1:25:54.760 when he's coming in from worker. You're not having to 1:25:54.800 --> 1:25:56.479 wait up for him. Of course he's gonna tell you 1:25:56.600 --> 1:26:00.680 he's unhappy when he's excited. Video. Do you know how 1:26:01.120 --> 1:26:03.880 good being bad feels? Why do you think I ate 1:26:03.960 --> 1:26:07.080 pussy in a steam room? Seriously? And when I think 1:26:07.120 --> 1:26:10.000 about it, like, we're on this wet tilely thing. I 1:26:10.120 --> 1:26:12.080 was so fucking hot. We had to walk in and 1:26:12.160 --> 1:26:15.760 out two times. Tally was if I don't think that's 1:26:15.920 --> 1:26:19.559 an adjective, tally. We was on a tally thing. It's 1:26:19.560 --> 1:26:26.800 a tile. What do you think? Don't do that? Okay, 1:26:26.880 --> 1:26:33.360 then it's evaporated water. You get the blueprint how clouds 1:26:33.360 --> 1:26:37.599 are made there's like four there's like four different types 1:26:37.640 --> 1:26:43.200 of clouds to cumulibus. Yes, that starts with stratus. Yes. 1:26:50.080 --> 1:26:52.680 So basically the views from the cist head. Hoo. You 1:26:52.760 --> 1:26:54.840 feel like he's gonna need to escape from her once 1:26:54.880 --> 1:26:57.320 they get together. It's not is everyone in the room. Yeah. 1:26:57.400 --> 1:27:00.479 I think it's a no, it's a up. And I 1:27:00.600 --> 1:27:02.800 think that she's putting her emotions kind of what we 1:27:02.880 --> 1:27:05.120 were talking about earlier. You're having sex with this man, 1:27:05.520 --> 1:27:09.400 it's because you're wanting some sort of emotional and emotional fulfillment, 1:27:09.800 --> 1:27:11.840 And right now you're putting him at that because you 1:27:11.960 --> 1:27:14.839 even just said, even though I say I'm probably amorous, 1:27:14.880 --> 1:27:17.120 I could be monogamous for him. So right now he's 1:27:17.160 --> 1:27:20.960 probably honestly the only person you're investing, Like you just 1:27:21.040 --> 1:27:23.040 say you what drove what? Let me tell you. I 1:27:23.160 --> 1:27:25.760 talked to a friend of mine who had been for 1:27:25.880 --> 1:27:28.599 the second time involved with the married guy and was like, Yo, 1:27:28.840 --> 1:27:32.479 I'm gonna be real with you. Married men give make 1:27:32.560 --> 1:27:34.720 me put me on the highest pedictal they show, do 1:27:34.840 --> 1:27:36.479 I love my married man? And she was like, and 1:27:36.600 --> 1:27:39.680 they give me an emotional connection and feeling that I 1:27:39.920 --> 1:27:43.400 don't get from anyone else. She's like being with that 1:27:43.560 --> 1:27:45.640 married guy. He's so excited to be around me. He 1:27:45.760 --> 1:27:48.040 makes me feel amazing, and it's because there's someone else 1:27:48.120 --> 1:27:50.640 that's making him feel either inadequate or not giving him 1:27:50.680 --> 1:27:52.920 what he wants. So he's giving you all of that 1:27:53.000 --> 1:27:56.840 and you're feeling all of that. Can I say also, 1:27:57.000 --> 1:27:59.599 there there there's another there's another part too. I think 1:27:59.680 --> 1:28:02.840 it psychologically with women, And I'll sit here and say 1:28:02.880 --> 1:28:05.560 that this is also kind of my view on me 1:28:05.720 --> 1:28:08.840 dealing with married men. A lot of women, when they're 1:28:09.000 --> 1:28:13.000 dating or dealing with someone who they want to claim them, 1:28:14.439 --> 1:28:18.080 don't behave as themselves because they're trying to come across 1:28:18.120 --> 1:28:20.360 as someone who can be wiped, someone who can be cuffed. 1:28:20.560 --> 1:28:22.960 They're trying to to get that person to like them. 1:28:23.040 --> 1:28:24.880 This is what we were talking about with that side bitch. 1:28:25.000 --> 1:28:26.640 On my side bitch doesn't nag me, she doesn't do 1:28:26.720 --> 1:28:28.280 this student that, And I didn't like that. And I 1:28:28.720 --> 1:28:31.599 don't know if you remember, because I really do believe 1:28:32.240 --> 1:28:35.880 in this side bitch role. Unless you're getting money, which 1:28:35.920 --> 1:28:40.040 I do does, unless it doesn't sound like this is 1:28:40.080 --> 1:28:41.880 her such, Yeah, she's definitely not getting nothing, but dick 1:28:42.160 --> 1:28:45.080 you're doing everything they want and not showing your true self. 1:28:45.080 --> 1:28:47.000 Are you really happy that he can't call? Are you 1:28:47.120 --> 1:28:49.599 really happy that he has to hide? You really happy 1:28:49.680 --> 1:28:51.400 that you can't be with him all the time. No, 1:28:51.960 --> 1:28:54.120 So you're acting like you're happy now, which is why 1:28:54.200 --> 1:28:56.679 he's so pleased with you. I read a tweet today 1:28:57.160 --> 1:28:59.880 and it made so much sense. It was like, because 1:29:00.120 --> 1:29:02.599 I think women think that men are the biggest liars 1:29:02.640 --> 1:29:06.599 in the world, and it said, actually, that's funny, because 1:29:06.880 --> 1:29:12.400 men lie to other people. Women lie to themselves. And 1:29:12.479 --> 1:29:18.599 I feel like that's what a lot to feel better. Yeah, 1:29:18.800 --> 1:29:20.720 so I feel like that's something that women do when 1:29:20.720 --> 1:29:24.040 they're dealing, even with men that they know, but you ain't. 1:29:24.880 --> 1:29:27.080 He's not going to divorce his wife, But your lie 1:29:27.080 --> 1:29:30.040 to yourself saying that he's so unhappy. It's gonna end 1:29:30.040 --> 1:29:31.479 and then I'm going to be there listen, like we 1:29:31.600 --> 1:29:36.120 lied to you. Why in the end? Yeah, that's why 1:29:36.200 --> 1:29:41.479 you always get killed by serial killers? What what? Why? 1:29:42.280 --> 1:29:44.240 Because they give off the vibes and we're saying that 1:29:44.360 --> 1:29:49.840 they don't like women always brag about Bunny is a 1:29:49.880 --> 1:29:53.559 crazy Women always brag about this thing, female intuition, Right, 1:29:54.000 --> 1:29:56.000 We have a sixth sense. We could tell if you're cheating, 1:29:56.040 --> 1:29:58.120 and tell if you're doing this. Yet you can't tell 1:29:58.160 --> 1:30:01.280 if somebody's a fucking serial killer. Every single time Tim 1:30:01.400 --> 1:30:04.679 Buddy fucked like Nune of these bitches got a little 1:30:06.320 --> 1:30:10.880 This is just like men that are quote unquote players, 1:30:10.960 --> 1:30:13.040 they get a bunch of girls. Right, how come we 1:30:13.120 --> 1:30:15.559 didn't see them coming that they wasn't gonna be Every 1:30:15.640 --> 1:30:20.479 girl did I dealt with has always been like you're 1:30:20.479 --> 1:30:22.960 a boy or your blah blah blah. So it's not 1:30:23.040 --> 1:30:25.200 like it was shocking to them. But what happens is 1:30:25.640 --> 1:30:29.200 they they they lie about it. They try to see 1:30:29.320 --> 1:30:31.439 something else that's not there, and I tell him everything. 1:30:31.479 --> 1:30:35.800 I'm like, I'm a scorpio. They're like, oh, maybe he's different, SiO. 1:30:36.000 --> 1:30:38.960 We already know what's up, right, So I think what 1:30:39.000 --> 1:30:41.560 happens you lie to yourselves, and then if you just 1:30:41.600 --> 1:30:44.600 would stop lying yourselves, less people will get murdered by 1:30:44.640 --> 1:30:48.320 serial killers. That's my my real belief in it. It's like, 1:30:48.600 --> 1:30:51.519 how many people got to die because y'all want that 1:30:51.640 --> 1:30:53.960 bunny to be like this guy who really likes you. 1:30:55.320 --> 1:30:58.599 You will you will feel a knife if you keep 1:30:58.640 --> 1:31:00.439 it up, that's what really is gonna happen, and tud 1:31:00.960 --> 1:31:05.960 this motherfucker was everybody, Oh, it's everybody ezy like. So 1:31:06.600 --> 1:31:09.719 I talked about it in a bonus episode UM Shoutout 1:31:09.720 --> 1:31:13.760 Stephen from Sophisticated Ignorance podcast. We talked about UM just 1:31:14.240 --> 1:31:15.600 a lot of things that were going on, but we 1:31:15.640 --> 1:31:17.880 talked about Ted Bundy. We talked about Darren Sharper, we 1:31:17.960 --> 1:31:22.240 talked about all of these like convicted felons and rapists 1:31:22.280 --> 1:31:25.639 and serial killers is about him. So there's a huge 1:31:25.720 --> 1:31:27.800 problem with that right now, because if you look at 1:31:27.840 --> 1:31:29.640 the trailer of the Ted Bundy movie coming out, was 1:31:29.720 --> 1:31:34.080 that they're playing him. They're playing him though as a 1:31:34.439 --> 1:31:37.560 like handsome charming guy, a handsome charming guy, which is 1:31:37.640 --> 1:31:42.080 just like this motherfucker kill people. But they're yeah, but 1:31:42.160 --> 1:31:44.360 it's the music. They're turning it into more of like 1:31:44.439 --> 1:31:48.760 an action movie instead of I think they're romanticizing. People 1:31:48.800 --> 1:31:51.840 have an issue. But but if if you're being honest, 1:31:52.280 --> 1:31:55.400 you don't get to meet and kill that many women 1:31:55.560 --> 1:31:59.519 without being charming and being handsome. I can't speak to this, 1:31:59.640 --> 1:32:02.000 but from what it sounds like if you listen to him, 1:32:02.240 --> 1:32:04.360 it completely makes sense. It's just people being upset whatever. 1:32:04.840 --> 1:32:06.320 But like if you watch the if you watch the 1:32:06.360 --> 1:32:07.720 thing the Mandy and I saw and I haven't saw 1:32:07.800 --> 1:32:09.240 seen the whole thing, but like if you listen to 1:32:09.320 --> 1:32:12.320 him talk, so he's he's really a smart guy, as 1:32:12.320 --> 1:32:15.040 a lot of these sociopides are right. So he goes 1:32:15.080 --> 1:32:18.439 like this, he won't give up anything on him so 1:32:18.680 --> 1:32:21.200 the the interviewers like, he won't give up any information 1:32:21.280 --> 1:32:24.360 on himself. So the interviewers find this way, They're like, 1:32:24.439 --> 1:32:28.000 why don't we ask him to tell him what he 1:32:28.240 --> 1:32:31.640 thinks would have happened, Because he went to school for psychology, right, 1:32:31.720 --> 1:32:34.120 so he's trying to get in the mind of himself 1:32:34.439 --> 1:32:36.519 but telling a story. Like it's not like he's not 1:32:36.560 --> 1:32:39.560 gonna snitch on himself, but he's still an egomaniac. So 1:32:39.680 --> 1:32:43.040 it's like, well, what I think what happened would be this. 1:32:43.240 --> 1:32:46.560 You're dealing with someone with deep brutes psychological issues, and 1:32:46.640 --> 1:32:49.840 he gives this metaphor and this ship was dope. He's like, 1:32:50.200 --> 1:32:52.360 he's like, basically, you know, if you look at the 1:32:52.439 --> 1:32:54.840 mouth of a river as it comes to the ocean, right, 1:32:54.960 --> 1:32:57.160 the water that's at that mouth of the river is 1:32:57.280 --> 1:33:01.760 that the river water. Where has that water come from? 1:33:01.840 --> 1:33:04.519 What has happened to that water? That water came from 1:33:04.560 --> 1:33:07.000 a source way far away, and a million different things 1:33:07.320 --> 1:33:10.080 has happened to this water before it hit that ocean. 1:33:10.400 --> 1:33:12.680 So we're dealing with somebody who's at the ocean. But 1:33:12.840 --> 1:33:15.280 to really understand it, we got to go all the 1:33:15.280 --> 1:33:17.120 way back to the beginning. He said that ship, and 1:33:17.120 --> 1:33:21.960 I was like, yeah, I give him some pussy. Tell 1:33:22.000 --> 1:33:24.160 me where the water came from? You know what I mean? Like, 1:33:24.600 --> 1:33:27.599 imagine he's kicking that game to you. You've never you're 1:33:27.720 --> 1:33:31.240 some young impressionable girl. It's always young college girl. Never 1:33:31.320 --> 1:33:33.559 heard a smart guy say anything smart in your entire life, 1:33:33.680 --> 1:33:36.799 and he just starts kicking game about life and about humanity, etcetera. 1:33:37.000 --> 1:33:39.200 You're gonna be at least enthralled to the point where 1:33:39.240 --> 1:33:43.280 you get into the car that can speak that way, 1:33:43.680 --> 1:33:45.439 be a little more eloquent. But we all so we 1:33:45.560 --> 1:33:48.759 also talked about though, like the looks like we always 1:33:48.800 --> 1:33:51.560 think that the serial killer or murderer has to look crazier, 1:33:52.080 --> 1:33:57.320 like he was gorgeous dude. That really stared. And that's 1:33:57.320 --> 1:33:59.639 why my argument was, when when all of these rapes 1:33:59.680 --> 1:34:02.519 are coming out about like when Chris Brown was accusing yes, 1:34:02.560 --> 1:34:05.000 he we found out like he doesn't need to rape. 1:34:05.000 --> 1:34:06.800 Sit here and think that certain men don't need to 1:34:06.920 --> 1:34:10.080 rape again, um like, like I hate to use that word, 1:34:10.120 --> 1:34:13.439 but to me, if you are a serial rapist, you 1:34:13.520 --> 1:34:17.519 must enjoy taking rape is a function of power. Right. 1:34:18.200 --> 1:34:20.519 A lot of times people blame the Catholic Church for 1:34:21.000 --> 1:34:24.240 for like creating rapists, and to me, that's not how 1:34:24.320 --> 1:34:27.879 I see it. I see people that have this incredible 1:34:28.000 --> 1:34:31.640 thirst for power and to be viewed as as god like, 1:34:32.320 --> 1:34:35.800 and then in their community they're going, well, who has 1:34:35.880 --> 1:34:39.320 all the power and who's viewed as God like the 1:34:39.400 --> 1:34:43.080 head priest. What you're saying is exactly why I believe 1:34:43.120 --> 1:34:46.760 those women who said Trump rapes them go on. I 1:34:46.920 --> 1:34:50.240 believe that wanting to be president when knowing you don't 1:34:50.320 --> 1:34:52.479 qualify for it, even making remarks like I could shoot 1:34:52.520 --> 1:34:57.200 someone up the avenue, like everybody knowing that someone you 1:34:57.280 --> 1:35:01.880 are watching the signs of someone sociopath. So there's something 1:35:01.960 --> 1:35:06.040 that that it is very important to understand. Trump and 1:35:06.320 --> 1:35:13.040 every other present have been a sociopath. It requires Yes, Obama, 1:35:13.360 --> 1:35:15.080 let me ask you a question. Have you heard about 1:35:15.160 --> 1:35:19.920 the drone strike program me, no, no, no, over in 1:35:20.000 --> 1:35:23.160 the Middle East, right, Yeah, and he what he was 1:35:23.320 --> 1:35:26.240 he actually did that. Yeah, I don't remember what it was. 1:35:26.400 --> 1:35:33.400 Now now he's doing weddings and ship a bunch of 1:35:33.479 --> 1:35:35.200 kids and that kind of now to take out a 1:35:35.280 --> 1:35:36.920 terrorists who was going to try and take us out. 1:35:37.120 --> 1:35:40.120 So he's doing it with good intentions. Because a person 1:35:40.520 --> 1:35:43.760 of that magnitude and power, any president, whatever decision they make, 1:35:44.040 --> 1:35:46.560 someone's going to get hurt. So that's why you have 1:35:46.800 --> 1:35:50.800 to be almost sociopathic, because the average person does not 1:35:50.960 --> 1:35:56.439 have the emotional capability to make a decision where people 1:35:56.560 --> 1:35:59.880 have to die because you don't have to make you 1:36:00.040 --> 1:36:03.040 I'm soldiers. You have to realize we don't live in 1:36:03.120 --> 1:36:08.920 a communist No, he's not the only one. Clarify to you. 1:36:09.080 --> 1:36:12.960 That's like the soldiers. It's not soldiers, right, it's the 1:36:13.040 --> 1:36:15.160 drone strike program. Was they would drop a drone. That 1:36:15.400 --> 1:36:18.719 was a way for oh, because they're dropping a drone 1:36:18.800 --> 1:36:20.720 on a wedding and to kill one person, but they're 1:36:20.800 --> 1:36:22.439 killing like the entire family went to the wedding. They 1:36:22.439 --> 1:36:24.080 may or may not have been involved, like little kids 1:36:24.120 --> 1:36:25.720 and that kind of show like that so like two 1:36:26.000 --> 1:36:29.360 and you have to Okay, now I'm not knocking Obama 1:36:29.400 --> 1:36:31.840 be his presidents have to make hard decisions, and that's 1:36:31.840 --> 1:36:34.400 a hard decision. You gotta protect your people, and we're 1:36:34.479 --> 1:36:37.360 his responsibility. And if I'm in that position and I 1:36:37.439 --> 1:36:39.080 think I could do something because it can protect you 1:36:39.280 --> 1:36:42.559 and you because you're my responsibility as president or whatever 1:36:42.720 --> 1:36:45.320 leader I am leading, I'm gonna make that hard decision. 1:36:45.560 --> 1:36:47.920 And you know what, I'm gonna make even a harder decision, 1:36:48.160 --> 1:36:50.200 which is to keep it silent. So y'all don't have 1:36:50.280 --> 1:36:52.799 it on your conscience. Do you know, Like I respect 1:36:52.880 --> 1:36:55.720 a man. It's almost like I gotta go out and 1:36:55.840 --> 1:36:58.360 do this funck shit. Okay, but you all got to 1:36:58.400 --> 1:37:01.200 know about it. Be because you should be able to 1:37:01.360 --> 1:37:04.240 live that joyful life that you have without knowing about 1:37:04.280 --> 1:37:07.400 don't carry this. I chose this role. I gotta be 1:37:07.479 --> 1:37:09.599 man enough to carry this, which is why sex workers 1:37:09.640 --> 1:37:11.920 don't be telling everybody this is what I do for 1:37:12.040 --> 1:37:13.680 my money. Don't worry about it. I'm going to get 1:37:13.760 --> 1:37:16.080 my money how I gotta get it. Announce what I'm 1:37:16.120 --> 1:37:19.080 doing to the right now, those sex workers decisions don't 1:37:19.200 --> 1:37:22.960 necessarily hurt people. Etcetera. That a lot of people judge 1:37:22.960 --> 1:37:25.120 sex workers seeing that they hurt families and things like that, 1:37:25.160 --> 1:37:27.800 which I really I think, if anything, they keep the 1:37:27.840 --> 1:37:30.200 families together. Because I was gonna say, I really don't 1:37:30.240 --> 1:37:32.160 believe because he's gonna cheat regardless, you might as well 1:37:32.240 --> 1:37:34.400 cheat in this controlled environment where he can't leave his family. 1:37:34.600 --> 1:37:36.920 I do want to bring up something totally random just 1:37:37.000 --> 1:37:38.760 a few minutes before we go. Something happened to me 1:37:38.800 --> 1:37:40.479 today and I'm hoping you guys can help me find 1:37:40.479 --> 1:37:43.760 this person. I haven't experienced in my life, but I've 1:37:43.800 --> 1:37:46.600 never had I know, Craigslist used to have misconnections. I 1:37:46.640 --> 1:37:49.559 was getting on the train after work. I walked further 1:37:50.200 --> 1:37:52.479 street took the train. It was a really good looking 1:37:52.479 --> 1:37:55.040 guy on this train, and I started walking toward him, 1:37:55.479 --> 1:37:56.880 just to be next to him because I want to 1:37:56.880 --> 1:37:59.880 see him closer. I put my hand on the poles 1:38:00.040 --> 1:38:03.840 hold on. This guy takes his hand and puts it 1:38:03.920 --> 1:38:07.799 on top of mine, and I pulled out my headphones 1:38:07.920 --> 1:38:09.760 and he said hey. I said hey, and he said, um, 1:38:10.800 --> 1:38:13.000 I like your coat. And I realized you said that 1:38:13.040 --> 1:38:15.360 because you just wanted to talk to me. I was like, 1:38:15.439 --> 1:38:17.800 thank you, and he's like it's really nice. He's like, oh, 1:38:17.840 --> 1:38:19.719 it's really cheap code. He's like, well, I won't tell anybody, 1:38:19.720 --> 1:38:21.760 and he's like looking me deep in my eyes. You know. 1:38:22.040 --> 1:38:24.160 It takes me, much like that clip of you, you 1:38:24.720 --> 1:38:27.519 a long time to get wet. I have never felt 1:38:27.600 --> 1:38:30.479 my body react that way. I was so nervous around 1:38:30.520 --> 1:38:31.960 this dude. I just said thank you a couple of 1:38:32.000 --> 1:38:35.599 hand my phone. When he left, he took his hand 1:38:35.800 --> 1:38:37.920 ad and I was like, yeo, I hope you have 1:38:38.000 --> 1:38:40.720 a great day, looking at me deep. He got off 1:38:40.760 --> 1:38:44.040 this train. You don't deserve him. He closed the door closed. 1:38:44.439 --> 1:38:48.000 He looked behind like did she see me? I'm looking. 1:38:48.600 --> 1:38:50.680 I walked up to like get back off the train, 1:38:50.760 --> 1:38:52.880 and the fucking train left. And I'm gonna describe him 1:38:52.880 --> 1:38:55.120 because I need you want to help. He was black, 1:38:55.240 --> 1:38:58.360 maybe six to nose ring tatted. His tattoos came up 1:38:58.360 --> 1:38:59.760 like all the way to the back of the nape 1:38:59.800 --> 1:39:02.920 of his that bro light skin, dark skin brown. I 1:39:03.000 --> 1:39:05.800 would say like, A I don't want to say what 1:39:05.800 --> 1:39:08.200 I was gonna because y'all don't think I love Yeah, 1:39:08.240 --> 1:39:14.120 I did you know him? He had like a grade 1:39:14.200 --> 1:39:16.120 jacket on today, but he got off a four team 1:39:16.160 --> 1:39:19.040 street okay, on the fucking f train, and I need 1:39:19.200 --> 1:39:22.559 y'all to just tag every don you know he had 1:39:22.600 --> 1:39:26.320 a New York you wanted to be a pulls to asshole. 1:39:26.439 --> 1:39:29.040 I'm still even his number, not even say hey, what's 1:39:29.040 --> 1:39:33.599 your name? Instagram? Hey check? When he got check here, 1:39:33.960 --> 1:39:36.760 I couldn't even talk, like I couldn't move like I 1:39:36.920 --> 1:39:38.880 was like my body was stuck, like I felt like 1:39:38.920 --> 1:39:43.519 I had met him so many times, right, And so 1:39:43.880 --> 1:39:45.800 I thought when he tapped me, like people all the time, 1:39:45.840 --> 1:39:48.759 you're like yo, like Noah, I really thought that that's 1:39:48.800 --> 1:39:54.439 what I didn't need you guys to find him. Okay, 1:39:54.520 --> 1:39:59.560 I'm telling you a black guy with tattoos, and I 1:39:59.680 --> 1:40:02.360 really te okay, And I feel like the four team 1:40:02.360 --> 1:40:04.200 street thing will help. But here's the problem. I was 1:40:04.240 --> 1:40:06.360 gonna ride that same train the same time tomorrow. But 1:40:06.400 --> 1:40:07.760 I know that Nick ain't got No. Nine to five, 1:40:07.880 --> 1:40:11.519 not dressed like that. Well, I hope he's a scammer. 1:40:11.520 --> 1:40:14.599 I've been looking for a few Yes, I need these shoes, 1:40:14.640 --> 1:40:17.280 but I don't want to spend on never ever ever, 1:40:18.439 --> 1:40:20.360 at least sixty five percent off. I don't want to 1:40:20.439 --> 1:40:24.960 scammer giving me the fifty You guys ever had a 1:40:25.040 --> 1:40:29.360 miss connection? Um? Yeah, Actually when I landed from Atlanta 1:40:29.439 --> 1:40:32.000 at the airport, this nigga was so fun. I thought 1:40:32.000 --> 1:40:34.760 it was like probably a football players that's what talk. Yeah, 1:40:34.840 --> 1:40:37.240 we did, um he actually said I was. He was like, 1:40:37.280 --> 1:40:38.640 you're you're very pretty, and I was like thank you. 1:40:39.560 --> 1:40:41.439 And I looked at him and I'm like, we're both 1:40:41.520 --> 1:40:44.240 waiting on our ubers. Both of our ubers were taking four. Ever, 1:40:44.320 --> 1:40:47.000 this is Lokwardia. You know, there's fucking all the construction 1:40:47.040 --> 1:40:49.080 going on, and we're looking at each other the whole time. 1:40:49.320 --> 1:40:51.639 And I actually thought he was this um football player 1:40:51.680 --> 1:40:53.360 on the Giants that I followed, So bitch I went 1:40:53.400 --> 1:40:54.800 straight to his page and I was like, oh damn, 1:40:54.840 --> 1:40:56.360 that wasn't the same because I've just been a slide 1:40:56.400 --> 1:40:58.439 in the dams. I was sure it was the nigga 1:40:58.720 --> 1:41:01.360 he had like real NIGHTE had like eezys on and 1:41:01.439 --> 1:41:04.360 then like just a really nice, like plan I don't 1:41:04.360 --> 1:41:06.920 even know the material type of dressed, real nice and 1:41:07.040 --> 1:41:09.439 said he came here for business but lived in Atlanta. 1:41:09.840 --> 1:41:12.280 So I was like, bitch I was so man and 1:41:12.400 --> 1:41:14.679 he wasn't even the hype requirement. He was like maybe 1:41:14.720 --> 1:41:17.840 five eleven, and I was gonna make an exception. I was. 1:41:18.040 --> 1:41:22.080 He was beautiful. He was beautiful. I just prayed to 1:41:22.160 --> 1:41:24.120 God like he's got a receding hairline, he had a 1:41:24.160 --> 1:41:26.120 hat on. I hope he's a happish I hope he 1:41:26.200 --> 1:41:28.519 got kids. I hope he got hurt. I just something 1:41:28.600 --> 1:41:30.320 got to be wrong with him, because when I tell you, 1:41:30.680 --> 1:41:33.519 I'm a firm believer in past lives and have different 1:41:33.560 --> 1:41:37.360 dimensions my body. The way my body reacted to this. 1:41:37.479 --> 1:41:40.000 So here's how you need to think. If it's meant 1:41:40.040 --> 1:41:42.040 to be, he'll see him again. That's all that I 1:41:42.120 --> 1:41:45.519 always think about the universe. Yeah, if the universe what's 1:41:45.640 --> 1:41:49.439 for you will not go by, you always probably feel 1:41:49.520 --> 1:41:53.920 like that. Where'd you get that from? He said? Have 1:41:54.040 --> 1:41:59.920 you ever had a misconnections? For misconnection? Um damn? I 1:42:00.000 --> 1:42:04.040 which Craigslis was still here. Honestly, Usually if there's one 1:42:04.080 --> 1:42:06.080 of those moments, they slide in the d M s. 1:42:06.880 --> 1:42:08.840 I think he was known person, So that helps I 1:42:08.920 --> 1:42:11.280 think that. Yeah. Usually it's like some kind of look 1:42:11.439 --> 1:42:14.559 and then one of their friends might like I had 1:42:14.600 --> 1:42:17.360 a connection with somebody I had a girlfriend off of it, 1:42:17.840 --> 1:42:19.320 like we looked at each other. It was like a 1:42:19.439 --> 1:42:21.200 stare and it was like intense. And then one of 1:42:21.240 --> 1:42:23.200 their friends knew me from guy code and they're like, yeah, 1:42:23.280 --> 1:42:24.839 just slide in his MS. And I had a girlfriend 1:42:24.840 --> 1:42:30.919 for a year because actually sent a picture of herself. 1:42:31.439 --> 1:42:32.840 She's like, yeah, I think we saw each other and 1:42:32.880 --> 1:42:35.800 it was like her under the like the Virgin Mary. 1:42:36.160 --> 1:42:38.160 And then she's it was something like I'm the one 1:42:38.520 --> 1:42:41.000 on one, the one on the bottom. It was cute. 1:42:41.080 --> 1:42:42.960 It was like cute. It was like she wasn't the 1:42:43.040 --> 1:42:48.000 Virgin Mary. I was like, it's a connection. Yeah, we 1:42:48.120 --> 1:42:50.880 dated for a year. It was great. Well, do you 1:42:50.920 --> 1:42:52.080 want to go ahead and let him know what we're 1:42:52.080 --> 1:42:54.519 about to drop them off? I guess um. Guys again, 1:42:54.600 --> 1:42:57.080 thank you guys for everyone showing up to our tour. 1:42:57.600 --> 1:43:00.840 Thank you guys as well for being paid. We want 1:43:00.880 --> 1:43:03.599 to just tell y'all how much we appreciate you guys. 1:43:03.800 --> 1:43:06.400 Because of you, guys, we are able to go on tour, 1:43:06.479 --> 1:43:09.439 We're able to give out merch to our fifteen tier holders. 1:43:09.760 --> 1:43:11.920 You want to tell them what a little bit more 1:43:11.960 --> 1:43:14.479 about Patreon or anything about the tour coming up? Yeah, 1:43:14.600 --> 1:43:18.280 so with our Patreon right for the fifteen dollar tier. 1:43:18.360 --> 1:43:20.720 She mentioned, Mandy and I have been going back and 1:43:20.840 --> 1:43:25.640 forth regarding merch, about selling merch, designers making merch for us, 1:43:25.720 --> 1:43:28.720 and we are currently at this time really feeling like 1:43:28.960 --> 1:43:31.679 we only want merche for people that are that funk 1:43:31.720 --> 1:43:36.639 with us. Heavy um. One of you counts sorry left 1:43:36.680 --> 1:43:39.080 to comment under my picture that said, why the fund 1:43:39.160 --> 1:43:40.360 do I have to wait? Why do I have to 1:43:40.400 --> 1:43:41.559 wait a few months for you to send it? Why 1:43:41.600 --> 1:43:43.640 can't I just buy it? And to us, you know, 1:43:43.760 --> 1:43:45.800 we feel like this has earned When you walk into 1:43:45.840 --> 1:43:47.519 a show and you see someone with our shirt, you 1:43:47.640 --> 1:43:49.920 know that they had to earn it. By the way, 1:43:50.040 --> 1:43:52.640 real quick, we're talking about pussy price. Not only was 1:43:52.720 --> 1:43:54.760 we on Vice, not only was we on Hbo, not 1:43:54.840 --> 1:43:57.280 only are we have a soldo on tour bitch. Someone 1:43:57.400 --> 1:44:01.559 had a sign shout out to a trade shout out 1:44:01.640 --> 1:44:04.639 to a double He literally brought his own like shiny 1:44:04.720 --> 1:44:07.719 marker with his merch and he said, can y'all sign? 1:44:07.800 --> 1:44:10.479 You's been following us for a little long time, so 1:44:10.560 --> 1:44:13.360 we had our first autograph. I think that also dread 1:44:13.400 --> 1:44:15.280 who listens to the show. He was like yoky'll autograph 1:44:15.280 --> 1:44:17.000 show like stops on the bite on the niggas. But 1:44:17.080 --> 1:44:20.360 yeah not shut out, shout out, dread, shout out all 1:44:20.439 --> 1:44:23.360 of you guys. Definitely m We appreciate your support. Andrew, 1:44:23.400 --> 1:44:25.519 What do you have coming up? Let our listeners know 1:44:25.560 --> 1:44:28.000 where they can find you and what you have coming 1:44:28.200 --> 1:44:31.559 for them. Views from assists. Uh, my new comedy special 1:44:31.640 --> 1:44:34.439 is available right now YouTube dot com, slaghe de Andrew Schultz. 1:44:34.560 --> 1:44:38.599 I put a new uh chapter of it every Sunday there. 1:44:38.640 --> 1:44:40.320 I don't know when you guys are releasing this. When 1:44:40.320 --> 1:44:43.599 you guys releasing this, so Monday, So Monday, the fifth 1:44:43.680 --> 1:44:45.880 chapter will just have been up and then the sixth 1:44:45.960 --> 1:44:49.719 chapter will be right after that. There's a six different 1:44:50.280 --> 1:44:56.360 bits there in four different countries London, Oslow, UH, Copenhagen, 1:44:56.640 --> 1:45:00.800 and Amsterdam. UM got a joke, some just some very 1:45:00.840 --> 1:45:04.439 good stuff. It's been pretty amazing to see the response 1:45:04.520 --> 1:45:07.519 to it, Like we just hit over a million views 1:45:07.640 --> 1:45:10.600 for the special. So yeah, no, it's crazy because like 1:45:10.600 --> 1:45:12.240 when I did my last special, it took me eleven 1:45:12.320 --> 1:45:14.439 months to get the million, and now it took three 1:45:14.479 --> 1:45:18.200 weeks to get hit a million. It's really see that 1:45:18.320 --> 1:45:23.040 growth is yeah, absolutely, unreal. Unreal. So it's just like, yeah, 1:45:23.080 --> 1:45:24.880 go check it out. Go to YouTube dot com starts 1:45:24.920 --> 1:45:26.720 the Angel Shows, get lost in the wormhole, you know, 1:45:26.880 --> 1:45:30.120 just try, you know, click a clip and content. Yeah, 1:45:30.160 --> 1:45:32.760 I think that's the place for me. It's like for me, 1:45:32.880 --> 1:45:34.479 I think you really get the sense of me. Like, 1:45:34.479 --> 1:45:36.400 I don't think you understand me until you see my coming. 1:45:36.400 --> 1:45:39.000 I'm not gonna lie. I feel like this episode, even 1:45:39.320 --> 1:45:41.400 in the digging that we did, the questions you asked, 1:45:41.880 --> 1:45:44.720 how you wasn't shipped towards me, um, I feel like 1:45:44.760 --> 1:45:46.479 our audience is really going to connect with you more. 1:45:46.560 --> 1:45:48.920 And I actually I appreciated the conversation that we had, 1:45:48.960 --> 1:45:50.200 and I think it's one that we kind of just 1:45:52.040 --> 1:45:56.200 keep it with you. I had. I hate to say this, 1:45:56.640 --> 1:46:00.840 I had such high hopes for our episode we all 1:46:00.920 --> 1:46:04.120 did with all four of us with Wax, and it 1:46:04.280 --> 1:46:06.640 wasn't what I wanted. And I think it's because we 1:46:07.120 --> 1:46:08.960 can I think when you have two men in the 1:46:09.080 --> 1:46:13.160 room sometimes it gets this pro vibe that we can't 1:46:13.200 --> 1:46:16.120 get when just one person is with us. And I 1:46:16.880 --> 1:46:18.720 really didn't like it as much as I thought I would, like, 1:46:18.800 --> 1:46:21.800 I felt like you weren't as funny. You didn't joke 1:46:21.840 --> 1:46:25.080 as often as you have. And I'm like, oh, because 1:46:25.120 --> 1:46:28.320 I will also say now it's we We also didn't 1:46:28.360 --> 1:46:31.720 have the open relationship that we do with Andrew like 1:46:31.840 --> 1:46:35.120 Andrew is. We've we've talked, especially since the whole flagrant thing. 1:46:35.760 --> 1:46:37.840 We just sat an hour before the studio and talk 1:46:37.880 --> 1:46:39.280 to him. Now, at that point, we had kind of 1:46:39.360 --> 1:46:43.200 just met Andrew and we were fans from Brain Idiots 1:46:43.240 --> 1:46:44.840 and listening to him. You went to all of his shows. 1:46:44.880 --> 1:46:47.280 You were bringing your lovers to his shows, so I 1:46:47.439 --> 1:46:49.720 brought one. I mean, I'm just saying, oh, So I 1:46:49.800 --> 1:46:52.600 think now like we can appreciate Andrew for who he is, 1:46:52.760 --> 1:46:55.760 his jokes and also as a person. So we could 1:46:55.840 --> 1:46:57.960 vibe you know, I don't know what it is. You know, 1:46:58.040 --> 1:46:59.760 I ain't paying from my uber. We don't already went 1:46:59.800 --> 1:47:04.160 back that So what I think we talked about. I 1:47:04.280 --> 1:47:06.760 just think, yeah, I think I think that's absolutely right. 1:47:06.800 --> 1:47:08.640 You get to meet some of you understand more and 1:47:08.760 --> 1:47:11.080 like you understand their sensibility in a sense of humor. 1:47:11.120 --> 1:47:13.640 And I could see that maybe with the episode, Like 1:47:14.720 --> 1:47:16.519 you know, a lot of a lot of these episodes 1:47:16.600 --> 1:47:21.240 are really exploring yourselves. So it's like a lot of 1:47:21.280 --> 1:47:23.760 times you might have a guest, but it's really how 1:47:23.840 --> 1:47:28.280 that guest exposes things about you guys, and we we're 1:47:28.320 --> 1:47:30.479 opening up a lot more than I think we would 1:47:30.479 --> 1:47:35.400 have ever thought we would have, which is also talked abortions. 1:47:35.400 --> 1:47:37.479 We didn't talk about our abortions. We haven't talk about 1:47:37.800 --> 1:47:41.840 their s happened. I don't talk about dry but I'd 1:47:41.840 --> 1:47:44.400 be wondering like if I ever got a committee. Right, 1:47:44.479 --> 1:47:46.960 So it's like, so here's a perfect example of, like, 1:47:48.080 --> 1:47:50.120 you know, of the dynamic of a show. A lot 1:47:50.160 --> 1:47:51.840 of times when I watch a show, I'm trying to 1:47:51.960 --> 1:47:54.800 understand the dynamic of it, you know, not like oh 1:47:54.960 --> 1:47:56.840 is it funny? Is it seriously it's sad? It's like 1:47:57.320 --> 1:48:00.560 what is the what is like the what is the 1:48:00.600 --> 1:48:03.680 flow of the show? Yeah? And most potly like what 1:48:03.760 --> 1:48:06.600 do people getting out of the show without even realizing it? 1:48:06.720 --> 1:48:10.040 And the host as well. So it's like today, just 1:48:10.160 --> 1:48:12.679 for me kind of like understanding your show, it's really 1:48:12.720 --> 1:48:16.599 about learning something about yourselves and your audience learned something 1:48:16.640 --> 1:48:20.320 about themselves through you guys doing it. So you guys 1:48:20.479 --> 1:48:23.680 become this vehicle for their questions I mean in a 1:48:23.760 --> 1:48:25.880 lot of way, that's how that's how Rogan works, right. 1:48:25.920 --> 1:48:29.160 It's like Rogan is not there to combat the guests. 1:48:29.600 --> 1:48:33.880 He's there to learn and understand, right. So I think, Um, 1:48:34.400 --> 1:48:36.640 maybe when it was me and Wax here, it was 1:48:37.120 --> 1:48:39.200 all of us kind of joking around, but it wasn't 1:48:39.200 --> 1:48:41.599 a traditional like what are we going to expose about 1:48:41.760 --> 1:48:45.120 you guys? You know? Whereas whereas maybe if it was 1:48:45.200 --> 1:48:47.320 just Wax and you guys, you might have that moment 1:48:47.400 --> 1:48:50.000 in his way and like me and you guys who 1:48:50.040 --> 1:48:54.000 might have that moment this way? And um, yeah, I 1:48:54.120 --> 1:48:57.519 think I don't know. Maybe listeners, maybe they'll maybe the 1:48:57.600 --> 1:48:59.200 reason why they're like, hey, yeah, we love you to 1:48:59.400 --> 1:49:03.479 Brit talk this guy. It's not really did they want 1:49:03.520 --> 1:49:06.439 you to talk to the guy they wanted? Yeah, they 1:49:06.479 --> 1:49:08.320 want to know what it is about themselves that they 1:49:08.360 --> 1:49:10.439 see in that because we don't interview, right, So, which 1:49:10.520 --> 1:49:13.479 is much like probably why Mandy was say, let's get 1:49:13.479 --> 1:49:17.599 to the horrible decision because we very rarely asked someone 1:49:17.760 --> 1:49:19.360 where are you from? How did you grow up? I 1:49:19.439 --> 1:49:21.920 want to a big shout out to Premium Pete on 1:49:22.080 --> 1:49:25.600 the Hunter episode, I don't listen to premium Pete. But 1:49:25.640 --> 1:49:28.760 I'm a big fan of Heather Hunter, and I never 1:49:29.200 --> 1:49:31.679 it made me really think the next time, we haven't 1:49:31.760 --> 1:49:34.160 to me, that's an icon for porn. Sure we have 1:49:34.280 --> 1:49:35.840 someone like that. That's how I want to speak. And 1:49:35.960 --> 1:49:37.720 the second I listened to that, I did that I 1:49:37.880 --> 1:49:41.000 Cosh episode and I talked to him differently. I listened 1:49:41.000 --> 1:49:44.680 to Pete saying this woman does porn. The first thing 1:49:44.720 --> 1:49:46.120 out of my mouth would not have been the ship. 1:49:46.200 --> 1:49:48.679 He asked, like, so where'd you grab? It was nothing 1:49:48.680 --> 1:49:51.080 about sex. I mean, it took a minute to get 1:49:51.120 --> 1:49:52.600 to the sex, like what was your first job like? 1:49:52.640 --> 1:49:54.599 And then you start learning that she worked at this club, 1:49:54.880 --> 1:49:56.479 and then it was getting sexual and she was saying 1:49:56.520 --> 1:49:59.080 it by herself. He didn't even need to ask nothing 1:49:59.360 --> 1:50:03.080 like she'd let everything on herself. So that night I 1:50:03.160 --> 1:50:05.639 wrote on Cosh's outline and the first few questions I asked, 1:50:05.680 --> 1:50:07.040 like tell me how it was when he grew up, 1:50:07.360 --> 1:50:08.840 and he was getting deeper and deeper, and he's like, 1:50:08.840 --> 1:50:11.679 I don't want to do this. And it was great 1:50:12.040 --> 1:50:15.920 because we very rarely have people on that we don't 1:50:15.960 --> 1:50:18.400 want to just join the convo, you know what I mean? 1:50:18.520 --> 1:50:20.479 Like I don't really feel like many times, much like 1:50:20.520 --> 1:50:23.240 a Joe Rogan has these huge people on for a purpose, 1:50:23.600 --> 1:50:25.400 we don't really do that. I mean I think we 1:50:25.479 --> 1:50:28.200 did with the guy. We we we we we bring 1:50:28.280 --> 1:50:29.560 them on. We don't we didn't ask about it. You 1:50:29.600 --> 1:50:32.439 guys do a version the right. So it's like, the 1:50:32.520 --> 1:50:35.720 reason I likened it to that is because you guys 1:50:35.800 --> 1:50:39.760 bring on experts, whether it's an expert at the background, right, 1:50:39.840 --> 1:50:42.280 whether it's an expert about being a funk boy, or 1:50:42.320 --> 1:50:44.960 whether it's an expert about being you know, some who's 1:50:45.000 --> 1:50:47.760 dealt with HIV or porn of these types of things. 1:50:47.920 --> 1:50:50.200 You're dealing with people who are experts, right, and you're 1:50:50.240 --> 1:50:53.360 basically having them come in and say, hey, teach me 1:50:53.479 --> 1:50:56.240 about what you guys know about that's our purpose. And 1:50:56.280 --> 1:50:59.920 the reason why why people it resonates with people is 1:51:00.120 --> 1:51:03.800 because you guys are willing to learn, right, You're willing 1:51:03.840 --> 1:51:06.160 to take in the information, and then the people learn 1:51:06.640 --> 1:51:09.519 through you and they trust you to ask the questions 1:51:09.800 --> 1:51:12.200 that they want to know and the questions they don't 1:51:12.240 --> 1:51:16.600 even know they want to know. That's a good and 1:51:16.800 --> 1:51:21.760 that's a great point. And may we sit here and 1:51:21.880 --> 1:51:25.920 you and we have this conversation. Not only are you 1:51:26.000 --> 1:51:30.000 maybe learning about me, maybe you guys are learning about 1:51:30.479 --> 1:51:35.760 your relationship with me. Maybe I'm learning about my relationship 1:51:35.880 --> 1:51:39.080 with women. Right I'm I'm coming from this guy who's 1:51:39.160 --> 1:51:41.760 used to maybe dating multiple women, you guys are used 1:51:41.760 --> 1:51:44.240 to dating. And I felt like a little guilt that 1:51:44.320 --> 1:51:47.000 I could feel affection to more than one woman. And 1:51:47.080 --> 1:51:49.640 then you said, you know what, I can compart to 1:51:49.680 --> 1:51:54.560 the carmentalized compartmentalized friendships. Why can't I compartmentalize lovers? And 1:51:54.640 --> 1:51:59.040 then I thought to myself, Wow, I feel normal because 1:51:59.600 --> 1:52:02.360 you just explained the feeling I had that I didn't 1:52:02.360 --> 1:52:04.720 know how to articulate. You see what I'm saying. So 1:52:04.880 --> 1:52:09.320 people watching that felt guilty all of a sudden are going, well, 1:52:09.600 --> 1:52:12.800 maybe that's why I feel quite comfortable in these multip relationships, 1:52:12.880 --> 1:52:16.080 because that's how my regular life is, and that's how Yeah, 1:52:16.120 --> 1:52:18.200 I hope even you have a different conversation. When you 1:52:18.280 --> 1:52:20.200 told me about that, I said to you, like, do 1:52:20.360 --> 1:52:22.360 they know? And you're like, I mean, they gotta know. 1:52:23.240 --> 1:52:25.320 But like when I didn't say it is, do she 1:52:25.520 --> 1:52:29.560 is that? I said, I didn't say, as do I 1:52:29.680 --> 1:52:32.880 think what I was trying to say is they they 1:52:33.479 --> 1:52:37.680 have to be aware because they often will say I'm 1:52:37.720 --> 1:52:41.000 not asking you to be what is it just me 1:52:41.200 --> 1:52:44.160 or whatever that is exclusive? So if you're if you 1:52:44.280 --> 1:52:47.760 bring up the idea of exclusivity, that means the assumption 1:52:47.920 --> 1:52:52.040 is right. So in a way, am I. I don't 1:52:52.080 --> 1:52:53.519 think you have to throw in a girl's face you 1:52:54.080 --> 1:52:56.400 other girls, I think in anyway, in a lot of ways, 1:52:56.400 --> 1:52:58.479 that's selfish because it's like, yeah, I'm getting a ship off. 1:52:58.560 --> 1:53:01.479 Much as you deal with this hot pitat right, I'd 1:53:01.600 --> 1:53:05.720 rather just be like, if we have the exclusivity conversation, Hey, 1:53:05.760 --> 1:53:08.240 you brought it up. I honest with you. But until 1:53:08.280 --> 1:53:10.240 you bring it up, let's keep it real like you 1:53:10.360 --> 1:53:12.320 might be doing something. I'm not gonna put anything on you. 1:53:13.360 --> 1:53:15.120 I like that. I think you would just always be 1:53:15.160 --> 1:53:19.360 open if they ask a thousand percent. And that's one 1:53:19.400 --> 1:53:24.000 thing I learned because unspoken ship sometimes it's weird, and 1:53:24.040 --> 1:53:26.760 this is something it was. It was has been quite 1:53:26.800 --> 1:53:34.120 eye opening for me. Um, don't waste a girl's time 1:53:35.800 --> 1:53:39.240 because that time is valuable, especially older girls like girls 1:53:39.280 --> 1:53:44.360 in their late twenties, late twenties, thirties. When I mean 1:53:44.400 --> 1:53:47.200 older it's like, I know I'm looking for something so exactly. 1:53:47.280 --> 1:53:50.680 So it's like that point the second I realize that 1:53:50.960 --> 1:53:53.240 I don't want to I don't see a future with 1:53:53.320 --> 1:53:56.040 a girl year old, what I know, what I say 1:53:56.080 --> 1:53:57.960 to the girl is I go, I go, hey, I 1:53:58.040 --> 1:53:59.360 just want to let you know that I don't see 1:53:59.400 --> 1:54:02.120 this going anywhere. I used to drag it on and 1:54:02.200 --> 1:54:04.560 the girl with no deep down that I wasn't into it, 1:54:04.680 --> 1:54:06.599 but she lied to herself, and then when it finally 1:54:06.640 --> 1:54:08.439 broke off, she'd be so fucking pissed to me because 1:54:08.439 --> 1:54:10.400 she's like, I knew this whole fucking time. You didn't 1:54:10.439 --> 1:54:14.160 like me. When I break it off quick now, instead 1:54:14.160 --> 1:54:18.800 of being upset, which was my fear, they're like, thank you, 1:54:19.640 --> 1:54:23.040 I appreciate you not wasting my fucking time. And it's 1:54:23.080 --> 1:54:28.040 like this really yeah, it's of course, because it's like, yo, 1:54:28.240 --> 1:54:30.479 you kept a real with me. You didn't waste my time. 1:54:30.840 --> 1:54:33.280 I'm in my thirties, I want something else. I could 1:54:33.280 --> 1:54:35.680 have been strong on for a year and lost another 1:54:35.800 --> 1:54:38.000 year in my life, and you didn't do that, and 1:54:38.040 --> 1:54:46.400 I appreciates just nothing into you. Ideology is so important, 1:54:46.640 --> 1:54:49.080 as brutal as it is we all need it, which 1:54:49.160 --> 1:54:51.480 is why, bitch, we needed to tell you about that 1:54:51.560 --> 1:54:55.360 dude that you married. Yes, well, Andrew want to thank 1:54:55.400 --> 1:54:58.960 you for joining us. And this has been yet guys, 1:54:59.120 --> 1:55:02.360 another episode, old poor decision. Enjoy this clip from our 1:55:02.400 --> 1:55:06.560 Patreon Bye Bye girl,