Speaker 1: You're did you don't even say you're so well. First
Speaker 1: of all, Baby, it's not your thing, Mandy, I get
Speaker 1: everything I do from Jesus in maryl So like the
Speaker 1: A K S, I'm just saying anyway else, anyway out,
Speaker 1: like damn we gotta fight again anyway like cat say
Speaker 1: so uh No. But for all I do want to
Speaker 1: sit here and say thank you to everyone who came
Speaker 1: to the New York shows. Before we get started, though,
Speaker 1: let's run down what we got coming up. As you
Speaker 1: guys know, we are sold out in Chicago, so we're
Speaker 1: looking forward to see y'all. Motherfucker hut A few things
Speaker 1: about Chicago. We're looking for a photographer. Hit us up
Speaker 1: in the email. The other thing, if you can't make
Speaker 1: the show we are sold out that Friday, we're gonna
Speaker 1: put a post up by an exchange tickets there. We
Speaker 1: don't want those seats to be empty when there could
Speaker 1: be people that want to go. So if you can't
Speaker 1: make it and you want a ticket or something like that,
Speaker 1: chuck on our post. We do that every day before
Speaker 1: each show. Please. I also want to let you guys
Speaker 1: know Houston, we have a very few amount of tickets
Speaker 1: left um, I think it's about less than twenty. They
Speaker 1: are all General Emission. V I P is sold out,
Speaker 1: so he's excited to see you Houston hos. But I
Speaker 1: did want to let you guys know if you are
Speaker 1: coming to the Houston Show, we are partnering with flow Code.
Speaker 1: So flow Code is actually the leader and support organization
Speaker 1: in the Austin community that donates over three hundred and
Speaker 1: thirty thousand menstrual products to thirty plus organizations, shelters and
Speaker 1: natural disaster victims. Flow Code works to advance the common
Speaker 1: good by focusing on health, education, and social justice in
Speaker 1: the community. I'm super excited, so if you are coming
Speaker 1: to the Houston Show, please bring menstrual products with you,
Speaker 1: so that's pads, tampons, use Diva cups, panty liners, anything
Speaker 1: that you can to donate. They will also be accepting
Speaker 1: cash donations at the door. So we are looking super
Speaker 1: excited to see you guys in Houston and um Miami
Speaker 1: few tickets left. Also wanted to let you guys know
Speaker 1: we have added a second date to l A for
Speaker 1: y'all West Coast plus US holes. So come on. It's
Speaker 1: Mother's Day, but y'all can bring your mom. Everybody am
Speaker 1: gonn to bring your fucking mom. Bro, she had to
Speaker 1: fun to get you here, so bring your mom. Also
Speaker 1: in Miami, we're gonna be participating with um the Mac
Speaker 1: Makeup Travel retail team for their AIDS Walk. It's that
Speaker 1: Sunday after the show at eight am, so we'll all
Speaker 1: be hungover, like that's a a eight am. But you
Speaker 1: can if you can walk, you know, if you can't walk,
Speaker 1: donate just kind wheel We have somebody here with a wheelchair.
Speaker 1: Take a wheeling. Yeah, anything, but come through support our
Speaker 1: brothers and sisters. And you know, we just had our
Speaker 1: actually ship. I didn't even realize that we just had
Speaker 1: our HIV episode last week. So come and support. Now
Speaker 1: we have a caucasion in this bit. Sure, yeah, guys,
Speaker 1: so welcome. Yeah, another episode of Horrible Decisions. Were super
Speaker 1: excited because, as you guys know, we normally pre record things,
Speaker 1: so we are you are getting like live news from us,
Speaker 1: and we're sitting across from this move. I feel like
Speaker 1: we got to do some updated news, but we're sitting across.
Speaker 1: Let me describe what he looks like. A man wearing
Speaker 1: a pink shirt to get the video. This is what
Speaker 1: a feminist looks like actually a feminist to me, were
Speaker 1: ready to take get you don't. You don't bend over
Speaker 1: very sexily because my back back is very tight. I
Speaker 1: can't what you're like real talk. I can't. I can't
Speaker 1: touch my toes or anything. I could only get past
Speaker 1: my knees slightly. Can you touch your toes? Yes, I
Speaker 1: can touch my I can my toes. You don't do
Speaker 1: what you're gonna do easy? You can't. I can't. I
Speaker 1: can touch my toes. Really, my legs are short. Why
Speaker 1: why is something oh is wrong with you? Bro? Because man,
Speaker 1: it's just life. You know, you can't be gorgeous and everything. Well,
Speaker 1: if you guys are not watching us on YouTube, which
Speaker 1: you can, you can catch all of our episodes actually
Speaker 1: now on YouTube. However, we are sitting across if you
Speaker 1: don't know his voice yet, from flagrant to brilliant, idiots
Speaker 1: and a little bit of everything because the Nick is working,
Speaker 1: he's busy. We have Andrew Shows hosted New York show
Speaker 1: that a Black Girls Are Right, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: y'all must know that was good. No, there was a
Speaker 1: moment I don't know if you posted this was this
Speaker 1: was so funny. Uh, you guys are probably backstage for this,
Speaker 1: but um, we're playing the game which you guys have,
Speaker 1: which is Las Last Host Standings, so fun for anybody listening.
Speaker 1: The game is essentially, uh, the host myself says something
Speaker 1: very holy and if you have done it, you get
Speaker 1: to stand up or stay standing, and if you haven't,
Speaker 1: you sit down. So we find out who the last
Speaker 1: ho with the biggest Every game is our classic no bullshit,
Speaker 1: the final ho. Her name was I basically go You're
Speaker 1: to win? Or what's your name? She was Christian already
Speaker 1: saying some of our parents like, damn, they couldn't keep
Speaker 1: you in church. They tried tried to keep the whole out. Okay,
Speaker 1: grass to you going on, Joe row Oh, that was
Speaker 1: sick than I was reading the comments, and because I
Speaker 1: feel like YouTube is a ruthless hell whole. It's like
Speaker 1: people are really like abrasive and honest on there, and
Speaker 1: they really liked you. Yeah, it was cool to see that,
Speaker 1: Like there was there was a lot of positive feedback
Speaker 1: on there, and it was an important It was an
Speaker 1: important episode. It was an episode much bigger than me,
Speaker 1: So I was glad that people got a lot out
Speaker 1: of it. Yeah, you know, to be honest, I didn't
Speaker 1: really know much about I mean, I know you're a comedian,
Speaker 1: but just too Like I listened to a little bit
Speaker 1: of it and I was like, okay, I did his
Speaker 1: vibe like and I that he was laughing with you
Speaker 1: and at you, and like, to me, that's a big
Speaker 1: deal in another comedian, especially so many of that stature.
Speaker 1: When when is he ever off the charts? You know
Speaker 1: what I mean? That's a big deals like number one
Speaker 1: all the time, but he drops like eleven episodes a week.
Speaker 1: I don't know. He puts out a ton of content.
Speaker 1: So it's funny because like we've been yeah, we've been
Speaker 1: getting a lot of like other podcasters asked us for advice,
Speaker 1: and outside of the amount of content, I think people
Speaker 1: think if they push a ton of content, then it's
Speaker 1: going to bring up their numbers. I think consistency is
Speaker 1: more than um, more than anything. So like pick a day,
Speaker 1: drop it on that day every day. I don't know,
Speaker 1: we haven't even missed an episode, Like, we haven't missed
Speaker 1: a week since we started Horrible Decisions, And I think
Speaker 1: that that's been a really big thing. So we'll just
Speaker 1: throw that in there and I gotta be good. Like
Speaker 1: one of my friends just asked me for some advice.
Speaker 1: He's making a video series and he asked me what
Speaker 1: I thought, and I was like, I feel so bad
Speaker 1: to tell you this, but it's an hour long. I
Speaker 1: think you need to make it ten to fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1: Nobody knows you, no one. In my opinion, I think
Speaker 1: it's a lot of commitment to have someone to watch
Speaker 1: you for one hour. No one wants to listen to
Speaker 1: anybody for an hour. I mean, we cut it at
Speaker 1: People keep asking us to make this longer. We light
Speaker 1: napus whole, but we're not getting longer. You can we
Speaker 1: we can't. But I think for our content, I like
Speaker 1: the fact that people know that they can come back
Speaker 1: and we could either revisit a conversation. Let me rephrase that.
Speaker 1: No one wants to listen to a stranger talk to
Speaker 1: for an hour. Oh they are besties though they feel
Speaker 1: like they connected with us. So when you got an
Speaker 1: intimate relationship with with somebody, like your listeners like you
Speaker 1: guys have, like we have on the podcast, like Joe has,
Speaker 1: they'll listen Like Joe and I did a podcast. It
Speaker 1: was over three hours that was too much. It's a lot,
Speaker 1: and I appreciate you even listening to that, right, but
Speaker 1: it's like so for that, like right now, that podcast
Speaker 1: is probably a two million views just the podcast, and
Speaker 1: then the clips another ten millions, So like we're talking
Speaker 1: about twelve million views or something like that in a week.
Speaker 1: That is that is like earth addering in terms of
Speaker 1: your ability to make moves and like what that's done,
Speaker 1: and not even that you want to know the real ship,
Speaker 1: what happened with it. It's like, first of all going
Speaker 1: on there right. The thing was I see something happening
Speaker 1: in the business right, especially in stand up and it's
Speaker 1: just completely comedy business general. It's complete. It's gonna fall
Speaker 1: apart very soon. And when we were talking about this, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm aware of this, and I've been able to create
Speaker 1: a lane for myself outside of the business because I
Speaker 1: saw it. Right. It's like you see the movie The
Speaker 1: Big Short Christian Bale and show like that where he
Speaker 1: shorts of stock and then whatever, it doesn't matter. The
Speaker 1: point is we don't know about money. We know about
Speaker 1: it got you fu me, something financed me. I saw
Speaker 1: you real quick. When we talk about digital content and
Speaker 1: just the response. I did not think that that short
Speaker 1: video would call the uproar that it did on social
Speaker 1: media Twitter. My mentions were in shambles for two days,
Speaker 1: and I was like, to be real with you. So
Speaker 1: I was when that happened. You were day that I
Speaker 1: saw that. No bullshit. I didn't even know I was
Speaker 1: going to the Drake concert. Drake was in Paris. I went.
Speaker 1: I clicked on my internet when it was so bad,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, like, Badandy, because when I clicked at
Speaker 1: the comments, I see her being like, no, we have jobs, No,
Speaker 1: we're like and then you hadn't painted it. So I
Speaker 1: was like, oh no, but it's a real thing bad
Speaker 1: and I've never in my life not looked it was bad.
Speaker 1: When I didn't, I was like, but then they were
Speaker 1: all calling they were they were calling us like y'all
Speaker 1: can't get no money. But then there were also women
Speaker 1: like y'all are setting us back, and so like one
Speaker 1: that you stop in my bit like I sucked it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was bad. It was How did my mouth get
Speaker 1: in the way of your check? Right? It's bad? I
Speaker 1: do like, what do you do with the comments on
Speaker 1: your like when they're not good? I think you guys
Speaker 1: are like experiencing. Uh, what happens is when someone dis
Speaker 1: agrees with you, instead of having a discussion, they just
Speaker 1: radicalize you. Right, they make you radioactive. Like if you
Speaker 1: notice they weren't trying to hear your guys out, they
Speaker 1: were just going whore. Right, It's just like like you
Speaker 1: said something, they disagreed and they're just like, your hair sucks,
Speaker 1: you're stupid, you're not a feminist. You're not because they
Speaker 1: don't this And this is what's happened to me a
Speaker 1: lot in my life. Right, It's is, well, that's the thing, right,
Speaker 1: It's like it's just comedy is one thing, but sometimes
Speaker 1: you shake somebody's foundation and it's not comedy. To them,
Speaker 1: it is because that's your intent, but to them it's not,
Speaker 1: and they don't realize it. A lot of these people
Speaker 1: are out there and thinking that you're real in that way, right,
Speaker 1: So what happens is they can't deal with the information
Speaker 1: you're giving them, so they have to discredit you. It's
Speaker 1: a real talk. It's no different than when someone gets
Speaker 1: accuses someone of rape. Right, what's the first thing they do?
Speaker 1: They go, yeah, but she's a whore. You try to
Speaker 1: discredit the girl, so you ain't gotta deal with what
Speaker 1: she's saying her audience. But I'm a feminist, but you
Speaker 1: see what I'm saying. Like, so I've been through that.
Speaker 1: I caught that way early. I mean, there's probably people
Speaker 1: listening to this podcast right now. I don't funk with
Speaker 1: this kid. Dad. It's like, yeah, of course, of course
Speaker 1: and by all means do it. It's like, what is
Speaker 1: why do you why do you think girls feel that
Speaker 1: way about you? Me and you had that even that
Speaker 1: statement is not fair because like girls, but it's just
Speaker 1: people have a way. Like nobody, everybody who feels that
Speaker 1: way about me has never met me. I had a
Speaker 1: conversation with me at all. Right, what happens is you
Speaker 1: probably heard me speak on a topic and you didn't
Speaker 1: like my opinion without really knowing what my intention was
Speaker 1: for the opinion. Because a lot of times, like here's
Speaker 1: a perfect example, like me and Van might disagree on
Speaker 1: the solution, but we agree on where we want to go.
Speaker 1: So it's ways right, It's like you don't you type
Speaker 1: in the address on the Google Maps. It's like this
Speaker 1: way it takes thirty minutes, this way it takes twenty
Speaker 1: seven minutes, but sometimes I'm like, you know, it says thirty,
Speaker 1: but actually it's shorter because one is going to be
Speaker 1: traffic and it don't know what you got to do
Speaker 1: with boom. But that's why we both want to get here.
Speaker 1: I like, I want to know what do you think
Speaker 1: is the most something you hear about yourself that's the
Speaker 1: most misunderstood? What do you always think it is? Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's not even true. I don't know. I stopped really
Speaker 1: caring or paying attention to it just because I understand
Speaker 1: how people act, you know, Like I mean, there's things
Speaker 1: that were most shocking to me, do you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Like like any time anybody would call me
Speaker 1: like all rights or something like that, it was just
Speaker 1: so shocking just because of the world that I'm in,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like just growing up in
Speaker 1: New York City, growing up in Manhattan, going to public school,
Speaker 1: Like you don't really do you don't have a choice
Speaker 1: to be right, Like that's not an option. I would
Speaker 1: never I remember the halt right Andy time, and I
Speaker 1: would never have gone that far. I think sometimes black people,
Speaker 1: when when they would listen to you, maybe would feel
Speaker 1: like you were I think the proper word was more jaded.
Speaker 1: So here's they would care about things more than you do. Right. Right.
Speaker 1: But I don't like putting black people, like painting them
Speaker 1: as a monolith, because like, my crowd is majority black,
Speaker 1: so I go do shows right like you've been in
Speaker 1: my shows. So it's like, if we say black people
Speaker 1: feel this way, it's up a subset of black people
Speaker 1: feel this white. I've really never seen white people come
Speaker 1: for you, come for me like the way that when
Speaker 1: I've seen terrible comments about you, oh all the time
Speaker 1: comes from but it's like it's not illuminated to you
Speaker 1: because it doesn't serve you at all. I do think
Speaker 1: that a lot of people do have a misunderstanding with you.
Speaker 1: And I shared a text with you. I'm not going
Speaker 1: to read it that a friend sent me that really
Speaker 1: hurt my feelings about like how could you how could
Speaker 1: you do this? How could you like Andrew? How could
Speaker 1: you talk to him? And you know, he's he's not this,
Speaker 1: he's this and that, And it hurt my feelings because
Speaker 1: I believe I'm a good judge of character. And whereas
Speaker 1: some people may not like you, I think you're a
Speaker 1: lot of people like me. I'm very brash, say a
Speaker 1: lot of dumb. Your friend doesn't know me, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like I've never met your friend at all.
Speaker 1: And sometimes when the grease is boiling, right, you need
Speaker 1: to throw something in there. And sometimes I'm the guy
Speaker 1: that's easiest to throw in there because I'm the guy
Speaker 1: that's gonna say whatever I want, right. But like, this
Speaker 1: is something I learned, is like, if you want to
Speaker 1: say whatever you want, there's a cost to that. And
Speaker 1: the cost is not only comments. The cost is is
Speaker 1: the price of respect because people want to be led.
Speaker 1: They just want to be led by the worthy, so
Speaker 1: they test you. But this is the thing, A lot
Speaker 1: of these people leaving these comments behind anonymous pages anyways.
Speaker 1: But what I want to do is go ahead and
Speaker 1: get into other horrible decisions because I don't know what
Speaker 1: podcast we're on right now. Goddamn yeah no, I feel like, um,
Speaker 1: let's go ahead because I still gotta pack for Europe. Alright, well,
Speaker 1: here we want to get into talk about the last
Speaker 1: time we fucked. Okay, so I want to start with
Speaker 1: I know what show I was on right now? Okay,
Speaker 1: this is okay, I ain gonna lie with it. This
Speaker 1: is a conversation. I guess what I'm saying. I guess
Speaker 1: the takeaway will be this is, you guys are gonna
Speaker 1: go through situations much like your video that you posted, right,
Speaker 1: and you're gonna get negative feedback and positive feedback right
Speaker 1: because you guys are starting to blow up that the
Speaker 1: mother don't know us right, right. But more more important
Speaker 1: than that is, uh, they're gonna you're gonna have backlash, right.
Speaker 1: And people don't even know they're doing this, but they're
Speaker 1: testing you. Right. It's like when you go to prison
Speaker 1: and somebody takes your fruit cup. They really want to
Speaker 1: see if you were about that life, and they really
Speaker 1: want to take your asshole. They don't even want to
Speaker 1: take your asshole. They want to see if you're a
Speaker 1: bit and then if you are, they're gonna take your asshole. Right.
Speaker 1: So what they do is they come at you, and
Speaker 1: sometimes the mob comes at you and if it's like
Speaker 1: they want to see if you walk through the fire, right,
Speaker 1: It's like nobody comes from me anymore because they try
Speaker 1: to light me on fire and I kept walking through it.
Speaker 1: So they're like, you know, should we light him on fire?
Speaker 1: And then they're like, we've been lighting this motherfucker on fire,
Speaker 1: and he's wasted all exactly, So let me go light
Speaker 1: some other motherfucker on fire because it ain't working with
Speaker 1: this guy. Because and so on some level, you build this,
Speaker 1: like my buddy said this, he goes, he goes, profits
Speaker 1: let people convert. I go. What do you mean by that?
Speaker 1: He goes? You do not harbor any resentment for anybody
Speaker 1: who doesn't like me or hasn't liked me in the past.
Speaker 1: That's fine. I'm gonna keep doing what I do, and
Speaker 1: then one day you're gonna maybe one day you're gonna
Speaker 1: find my comedy or something. You find some bits that
Speaker 1: I do, and it's gonna resonate with you. And anything
Speaker 1: that you said about me in the past or hated
Speaker 1: me before in the past is white clean because I've
Speaker 1: always been me. Well that's what we wanted to do.
Speaker 1: I mean, I know you're on your promo run and
Speaker 1: you know that's why you're doing all of the pods.
Speaker 1: But I feel like if there's someone listening that changes
Speaker 1: their mind a little bit and you're forgiven, you're forgiven
Speaker 1: because it doesn't matter because you you liked the version
Speaker 1: of me, it wasn't me, So I can't hold you
Speaker 1: accountable for like cause something wasn't really Not only that,
Speaker 1: I think I think you're able to You're also able
Speaker 1: to change your mindset. Like you said, even with you
Speaker 1: and Van, you'll have one. You guys may have different opinions,
Speaker 1: but you guys still kind of had the same We
Speaker 1: get the same goal with every combo. It's the same
Speaker 1: goalst is, how are we gonna get there? That's it?
Speaker 1: Now we could get to the now we can get
Speaker 1: when the last time you had to dick sucked? Um,
Speaker 1: I had my dick suck last weekend. Last weekend? Was
Speaker 1: it newl it was? It was new? It was good.
Speaker 1: Where were you? Um was in Minneapolis? Yeah? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: haint that's the place that cardib was. Like, where am
Speaker 1: I going Apolis? Put extra hands? Like Minnesota? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: like Minnesota. I was love Clubonka. I went to Club
Speaker 1: New York and it wasn't like New York. But never
Speaker 1: went downtown. Yeah, never you. Yeah. I've been on the
Speaker 1: boat to Lake Manatonka, actually Lake Mintonka in the summertime.
Speaker 1: It was really popping. It's really oh my pussy was popping,
Speaker 1: not on a handstand, had time. So I'm so upset
Speaker 1: because this is at a bad time. So the seven
Speaker 1: got back in the goddamn pictures. So he lasted all
Speaker 1: of a month and a half out just someone I've
Speaker 1: just been working for five years. This is your name
Speaker 1: for him? Yeah, like how we name girls? What do
Speaker 1: you think? What do you think him? Take your guess um,
Speaker 1: because he has Mexican work ethic. No, yeah, my pussy
Speaker 1: has so he no, no, no, it's literally you can
Speaker 1: get this pussy seven. So whatever, he's in bed, yeah,
Speaker 1: so good. I don't know. And he actually like we
Speaker 1: went two rounds and I saw I did it actually
Speaker 1: before Vice we went to Viceland, so I was smelling
Speaker 1: like his dick and all can I to you guys
Speaker 1: a question? This is a sex advice. What's the How
Speaker 1: do I tell a girl that I want her to
Speaker 1: make my dick more wet when she sucks it? In
Speaker 1: what way? Because it's like it's already in your dick
Speaker 1: is already in your Sometimes sometimes I think that, like women,
Speaker 1: if there's a girl listening to the spitting or like,
Speaker 1: but the trick is maybe don't want to say it
Speaker 1: when it just hits you one time, Like if any
Speaker 1: of us took our fingers in our mouth more spit
Speaker 1: comes out. So I want just one gafar. You could
Speaker 1: take it, honestly, one gag that's all it takes. And
Speaker 1: then just shove it, literally one gag, so you just
Speaker 1: shove it, like not not shove it, but like it's
Speaker 1: like a reaction. Yeah, trying to think of okay and
Speaker 1: that kind of girls. Yeah, and I guess, I guess
Speaker 1: what is the right wording for it? Because this girl
Speaker 1: she's cool, everything's dope, and she's actually not bad given head,
Speaker 1: but she doesn't realize how great she would be if
Speaker 1: it was wet while she was sucking and jerking, because
Speaker 1: I like wet. You can make me come in no
Speaker 1: time if it's working at you. How pretty is she?
Speaker 1: So that's yeah, So well that's the thing too. I
Speaker 1: feel like a lot of us do want to look
Speaker 1: sexy when we're in the bedroom. We want to look
Speaker 1: sexy while we have your dick in our mouths and
Speaker 1: stuff like that and essentially, um, and we talked about
Speaker 1: this actually at the live show. There's a kink where
Speaker 1: I want you to look Yeah, I want to. We
Speaker 1: don't want to work videos though they always look really up.
Speaker 1: I want you to come off the deck like you should.
Speaker 1: I used to wear mascara like this guy would come
Speaker 1: over hand, no makeup on. I would only put it
Speaker 1: on just because he loved to see it. And so
Speaker 1: that's the thing too, because the guy you know, but
Speaker 1: you know, you're really it's not like disgustingly like messy.
Speaker 1: But I think just to see someone, I don't want
Speaker 1: it all over your face like that. When I know
Speaker 1: that the spit is going everywhere is fine. I like
Speaker 1: to spit it be connected, Yeah, I like. I like
Speaker 1: there all. There should always be a connection right between
Speaker 1: your mouth and the dick. Uh. Yeah, I like that
Speaker 1: spit kind of connection. I think it's great. Wet and
Speaker 1: then I'm out of there. I don't think girls realize
Speaker 1: how quick a guy can come if it's wet. It's
Speaker 1: so fast. Me, it's so fast, I'm gonna stop you there.
Speaker 1: I've had guys tell me, like, when it's too messy,
Speaker 1: you need a little friction, just like when a pussy
Speaker 1: is too wet, a little friction. So I think, but
Speaker 1: here's the thing with your hand, just jerk away and
Speaker 1: we're good to go. Keep saying that, I go, I go, Yeah,
Speaker 1: get a wetter get a weather and then she'll like
Speaker 1: a little spit right in her hand. No, she don't
Speaker 1: like spin her mouth, but I spit right in her hand. Oh,
Speaker 1: you guys have had this conversation. Not really, I just
Speaker 1: spit in her hand, in her mouth. Oh, I've tried
Speaker 1: to spin her mouth. It was the only girl who
Speaker 1: I've ever went to do it. As it was coming out,
Speaker 1: she just closed her mouth her on the lips. I
Speaker 1: never experienced that before. You usually girl really like that
Speaker 1: during sexting. Yeah, you could bring it up before she
Speaker 1: comes over and be like, yo, I want you to
Speaker 1: make it as messy as it's ever been. Messy is
Speaker 1: a good word. I'm looking for adjectives that could describe
Speaker 1: its sloppy, messy, use it on your pussy later, like
Speaker 1: that I gave at one of the live shows. You
Speaker 1: could also look up sex sex jifts, not peanut butter,
Speaker 1: that's jiffy. It's just so interesting. Factor Um, the guy
Speaker 1: that created it does call it jifts. However, everyone pronounces
Speaker 1: it gifts, So I'm like the creator bitch. You know English,
Speaker 1: look up look up sex jifts and if you look
Speaker 1: it up you could put um head sloppy jif like
Speaker 1: you could literally type it into your iPhone and then
Speaker 1: you'll get all you can send it. Yeah, but you
Speaker 1: can send, but a lot of them because they're just there. On.
Speaker 1: This is what I want to articulate, you, guys, Tell
Speaker 1: me how to say it hot. I believe you don't
Speaker 1: have to look it up. I know I want to
Speaker 1: look and see what. Okay, how do I say when
Speaker 1: you jerk it? I don't want you to like pull
Speaker 1: the skin at all. I wanted to slide up and
Speaker 1: down on I don't did you understand what I'm saying?
Speaker 1: Like because some girls, some girls it's like this. Look, look,
Speaker 1: this is how it should go. It should just go
Speaker 1: boom boom, boom boom. But some girls like the skins
Speaker 1: coming up and then coming down. Does that make sense?
Speaker 1: Tell her you want her hands soaking wet, soaking wet.
Speaker 1: That's a good one. Let me see that one. That's
Speaker 1: too much, too much? Let me wait, So now you
Speaker 1: have how much spit do you want? And how much
Speaker 1: spit you don't want? I don't know if that's all spit.
Speaker 1: Let me see it. Okay, So let me just describe this, Okay,
Speaker 1: gift for you guys, that's not spit that she's getting
Speaker 1: a facebut no, he came yes, he came out. He
Speaker 1: did it. Uh, you don't watch like rough blow jobs? No, no,
Speaker 1: I don't. This is it's all over her eyes, her face. Bro,
Speaker 1: we got you guys are horse. Look at this is
Speaker 1: just looking at it now it's getting nice. It's this
Speaker 1: is just unbelievable. I don't even know that you can
Speaker 1: have that. That may feel a little too vulgar for someone,
Speaker 1: So that not that's not already thinking. So I can
Speaker 1: understand that. I think she is the flu. So I
Speaker 1: think she has some sort of sickness or something like that.
Speaker 1: You need to get on fucking antibiotics. But I'd also
Speaker 1: be into it. No, this is you have to do
Speaker 1: how much grapefruit juice? I would need a drink to
Speaker 1: have that type of sticky saliva. Look at that, it's
Speaker 1: a lot. She's sucking together as a triangle. I love it.
Speaker 1: That's looking does it? Really? What do you have to
Speaker 1: eat to get that? I just get like get jagging
Speaker 1: to get more spits to come out. And well I'm
Speaker 1: normally also already one drinking. You know, I can fill
Speaker 1: this cup up with that much bit you could fill
Speaker 1: that cup. I could do all. I could do all.
Speaker 1: I can't do a tall this bit speaking of dicks,
Speaker 1: I put a double. So I went to Paris with scissors. Girl,
Speaker 1: I'm seeing you're seeing a girl now I'm busying her
Speaker 1: for a while. It's just maga. I fucking texted her
Speaker 1: the day after we got off this trip and I
Speaker 1: was like, yo, I'm miss you and I think I'm gay.
Speaker 1: Like I was freaking out. I can't believe it. But
Speaker 1: who's this girl? Do I know anything else about this girl?
Speaker 1: The world? Though? Are you about to say who I
Speaker 1: thought about? When? Nothing? Yeah? That girl? Real? Yeah? That girl?
Speaker 1: You can all speaking of not girls anymore? Wait, I
Speaker 1: do want to say, what's it like having somebody slop
Speaker 1: be seconds? Is that? First of all? You know this
Speaker 1: this episode about Oltright? Andy keep playing oh my Birthday wish?
Speaker 1: By the way, um I went, I went, don't like
Speaker 1: you radioactive? I went to get some right in New Orleans,
Speaker 1: like a quick pit stop and how to take Plan B.
Speaker 1: When I tell you all, the last two weeks I
Speaker 1: thought I was pregnant. I was figuring out who was
Speaker 1: going to take me on the abortion. I was like Okay,
Speaker 1: it's like either with my work husband or like so
Speaker 1: and so like I was so fucking terrified. My period
Speaker 1: came on in Paris in the Notre Dome Cathedral. It
Speaker 1: was like God wanted me not to be pregnant. Yo,
Speaker 1: and I don't believe in God like that. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: that moment you did, I did. What are you slaying
Speaker 1: fingered with your pussy? You had your period. It was
Speaker 1: the last day so you when you guys had sex
Speaker 1: this weekend in Paris, we used this double dong. It
Speaker 1: was great, vibrating end. Gonna tell you I got on.
Speaker 1: Atom is actually amazing, like holy function. So you guys
Speaker 1: just have a picture of it, of it going in
Speaker 1: you guys, I don't uh yeah, I don't want to
Speaker 1: see that. No, no, no, no, I'll tell you what
Speaker 1: it looks like. Oh, this was her cleaning it because
Speaker 1: it was like in the suitcase and mad dusty and
Speaker 1: I was like, yo, let me see, let me see
Speaker 1: it looks like me. Let me look at this ship
Speaker 1: that's right here. It's big, right, it's sucking. It's like
Speaker 1: twenty inches. Oh she's cute. I can see why, you know.
Speaker 1: Shut everybody's gonna not want to know what happened. I
Speaker 1: got a plug. This is crazy. No, like there's a
Speaker 1: remote attachch to it. I didn't notice that at first.
Speaker 1: Listen they got But it's because it goes on in
Speaker 1: two people, so it's like eight inches per person. That's
Speaker 1: what It's a twenty inch double sided. Did you know
Speaker 1: it looks like it's big, but here you got to
Speaker 1: think of it. It mean, it looks it looks like
Speaker 1: a fucking cane. It's it's this is massive, but it's
Speaker 1: going should go back and forth. It didn't overhead. That's
Speaker 1: not overhead. You gotta check that. I checked it and
Speaker 1: I got Are they gonna she knows how to jerk
Speaker 1: it for a lesbian? She was cleaning it. Wait, oh,
Speaker 1: she's not full lesbian. I know that. I wasn't gonna
Speaker 1: say it. She take to don't we know? Ftime her
Speaker 1: with Beard Bay who was driving fucking and he was
Speaker 1: getting along goo and I'm like, dyll in the connection.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I'm not to get some dick and
Speaker 1: pussy at the same so excited. Oh, so let me
Speaker 1: tell you about how I almost got a pot eating
Speaker 1: or pussy at this spot. So on my birthday went
Speaker 1: to the spot together. It was really nice. Don't keep swipping.
Speaker 1: It was pussy in there. That's inappropriate, he was. So
Speaker 1: we get to this spot right and the sig is
Speaker 1: it's the time massage, and he's on top of me
Speaker 1: and it's like naked as fun. She's entertaininges, she's getting good.
Speaker 1: So we go to the steam room and we're in
Speaker 1: there naked and like, you know, you're soaking fucking went
Speaker 1: in the steam room and I'm like, okay, well, like
Speaker 1: what else you wanta do? So she lifts her legs up.
Speaker 1: I start eating your pussy, and the fucking door opens,
Speaker 1: the door outside of the steam room. So now I'm frozen,
Speaker 1: like with tongue like in pussy like and I'm freaking out.
Speaker 1: She's starting to make noise. I'm starting to make noise,
Speaker 1: and this little tiny time man walks in. He's like,
Speaker 1: uh uh, yes, she saw me, like get out of
Speaker 1: her vagina. He's like, you come out, you come out,
Speaker 1: you ready to go. I was so embarrassed. So we
Speaker 1: walked back upstairs and there's this line of like Thai
Speaker 1: people that are like ready to give massages that just
Speaker 1: look at us like we were lesbians eating pussy and
Speaker 1: I felt so much shame. I'm never in my life
Speaker 1: felt that fucking bad about like eating pussy. Maybe they
Speaker 1: were just uh surprised to see like a lady that
Speaker 1: didn't have a dick, because I don't know if you
Speaker 1: know about Thai cultures, so maybe he looked and he
Speaker 1: was like, so that's pussy, Oh America, dude. It was
Speaker 1: like really fucking embarrassing. And then we're getting this scrub
Speaker 1: right like, so they're like, okay, you have to go
Speaker 1: in the shower to wash off the scrub, and she
Speaker 1: like was like, okay, you can go one time, you
Speaker 1: one nime and this it was clearly big enough for
Speaker 1: tone that you guys were going to dude, I was.
Speaker 1: I felt so guilty, Like I felt bad about it
Speaker 1: all fucking night, you know. And it's just like, why
Speaker 1: do I feel so ashamed about like getting caught about
Speaker 1: stuff by people I'll never see again. It's a good
Speaker 1: point why. I don't know. And I didn't even realize
Speaker 1: until it happened, Like I'm a little weird about being
Speaker 1: with a woman sometimes, like in other places, like in
Speaker 1: New York, don't care. On the plane we're sitting next
Speaker 1: to this like middle aged woman from Westchester. I'm holding
Speaker 1: her hand, were kissing and stuff on the like not
Speaker 1: too much for just a quick It's eight hours and
Speaker 1: I could see the woman like fucking freaking out, and
Speaker 1: I could only imagine how much worse it is for
Speaker 1: two men. Yeah, but you also got to consider, right,
Speaker 1: It's like, you know that person might be religious, right,
Speaker 1: and you know you guys are sinning and you know
Speaker 1: you're in a plane. That's what we're not gonna do.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying in terms of religion, So you make
Speaker 1: the rules, you think that older people are feeling like
Speaker 1: maybe that you're gonna make the plane crash. That That's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. That's what I'm trying to get. It's
Speaker 1: like like when I'm on the plane, I listened to
Speaker 1: um A hillsong. Yeah, the church, the Church. So I
Speaker 1: listened to that, and it's like, that's what That's what
Speaker 1: I'm doing for the plane. You know, that's me giving
Speaker 1: back to the plane. Right, So so sin is gonna
Speaker 1: bring the plane down if we're operating in this world.
Speaker 1: I don't believe in it. I don't believe it's a sin.
Speaker 1: I think whatever do you want exactly right, that's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. But there's other people in that plane who
Speaker 1: they believe devoutly in religion and they're life. That's what
Speaker 1: she made me feel like, and I think that's why
Speaker 1: I got How do you think you made her feel like, Oh,
Speaker 1: we're going down because these bitches need to make out.
Speaker 1: You couldn't wait eight hours, bitch could wait eight hours.
Speaker 1: We were just you know, we gotta all die because
Speaker 1: y'all want to pay, you know how, like on the
Speaker 1: screen they got games after a few hours, just looking
Speaker 1: at you like, I gotta kill everybody because y'all want
Speaker 1: to finger each other on I know you did. And
Speaker 1: this was like, like, you're not getting out. You're not
Speaker 1: getting out because I know if you go to the bathroom,
Speaker 1: we're diying. She had a fund up headrest. I was like, yo,
Speaker 1: you don't want to sit somewhere else. She was like,
Speaker 1: now because she got to make the plane land. When
Speaker 1: I put on Hill Song, it's not for me. I
Speaker 1: know the words. I'm making the plane land. Okay, everybody's
Speaker 1: gonna be safe. So what you're doing right now in
Speaker 1: her mind, not in my mind. I'm looking at you, guys,
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is hot. These two lesbians, they're going
Speaker 1: at it. Maybe we're gonna see some fingering ship. It's dope.
Speaker 1: Once the blank, he goes, it's lit. I'm watching. I
Speaker 1: might even have my phone if your videotape and I
Speaker 1: pretend I'm texting. But that lady who just wants to
Speaker 1: get back to her family, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like you were terrorizing that issue? Really are It wasn't
Speaker 1: even that bad. We were just holding hands, and then
Speaker 1: she would start telling us about her grandkids and and
Speaker 1: I'm like, yo, she trying made me feel bad? What
Speaker 1: the white lade? Yeah, She's like, like, my grandkids are amazing?
Speaker 1: Do you know how to make grandkids with a male
Speaker 1: and female relationship. Let's we're gonna go ahead and get
Speaker 1: into our vanilla ship for the week. As you guys know,
Speaker 1: this is our segment where we bring up sex in
Speaker 1: the news. So this one, I know, we all kind
Speaker 1: of like panicked for a little bit. Facebook and Instagram
Speaker 1: went down last week, and at that very moment, I
Speaker 1: was like face Facebook and Instagram. Yes, that's why I
Speaker 1: guess I wouldn't have you weren't you weren't in town.
Speaker 1: I don't believe I remember Instagram going down, So Facebook
Speaker 1: owns Instagram. Oh, I just didn't know that. I know
Speaker 1: Instagram crosses. I didn't know they both. Yeah, they're so
Speaker 1: they were both down at the same time, which, of
Speaker 1: course there was not only an influx of Twitter users,
Speaker 1: but also porn Hub had a huge spike in users.
Speaker 1: When Facebook went down, many took to the last remaining
Speaker 1: social media platforms to voice their concerns. Plus makes some
Speaker 1: quite hilarious posts about the issue. Um, I'm reading this
Speaker 1: now and it says like a lot of people were
Speaker 1: tuning into porn videos, which to me, I actually now
Speaker 1: view a lot of my porn videos on Twitter, yes,
Speaker 1: which it's now very like two or three minutes. Right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's fine because maybe you're talking about how she liked
Speaker 1: the scene, so like, right now, that's right, you need
Speaker 1: a whole build up. Last time I was on here,
Speaker 1: there's a funny Jeff if you will of you saying
Speaker 1: it takes fifteen minutes to get your pussy wet, and
Speaker 1: I'm looking at my phone and then you and then
Speaker 1: you say it, and I'm like, because in my mind,
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's that's literally eleven more minutes than I
Speaker 1: need for sex, the whole process, so that the whole
Speaker 1: process that with me. When it comes to porn, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I like to be visually simulated. So I also have
Speaker 1: to watch porn in order for me to get wet,
Speaker 1: in order for me to play with my pussy in
Speaker 1: order for me to come and so yeah, it takes
Speaker 1: me a while. I have to get into the into
Speaker 1: the porns. So I'll probably switch between three or four
Speaker 1: different scenes because I need moaning. I need I can't
Speaker 1: I listen to guys, so it has to be like, oh,
Speaker 1: we like and they also have to sound masculine when
Speaker 1: you wanted to sound like check West like that. And
Speaker 1: then I've been noticing since our episode about talking about
Speaker 1: music and porn, I have been really into finding the
Speaker 1: more amateur videos with rat music in the background. It's
Speaker 1: been like at an all time where I'm just like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, is that is that y'all? Rule playing?
Speaker 1: That is not white? I believe that Tammy is not
Speaker 1: your im Amnica. I'm telling you right now, I like
Speaker 1: rap music in my porn. Yeah, how much more? Dog?
Speaker 1: I can't like rap music in my porn. Bit when
Speaker 1: your mom's white, yes, but shout out to our listener
Speaker 1: Kemmy who sent this in Um she sent it in
Speaker 1: an email, and I'm guessing it's because you were probably
Speaker 1: watching porn. You were like, damn, I don't ben on
Speaker 1: Instagram all day. Let me look, your mom's white, her
Speaker 1: mom is black, and your mom's you're gonna be my
Speaker 1: mom in Orlando because I want you to give a
Speaker 1: free tickets. I didn't tell you yet, but whatever whatever
Speaker 1: you want, you can have without a doubt. My mom's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna gonna slime when. So let me ask you
Speaker 1: when when Facebook and Instagram was down, did like, did
Speaker 1: it affect you? Did you feel that you were tweeting more?
Speaker 1: Did you go watch porn? Ask you a question? No, no,
Speaker 1: because I'm just curious because I've had girlfriends in the
Speaker 1: past that are half black, and then people try to
Speaker 1: say that I haven't dated black women because they're half black.
Speaker 1: We're not gonna do. But know what I'm saying is
Speaker 1: I've had someone say that to a guy. Was what
Speaker 1: they were like, Oh, but you're not dating a black
Speaker 1: girl black girl and that she is really hurtful, right,
Speaker 1: isn't that weird? Like if they identified that she didn't
Speaker 1: even look that mixed. To me, she was light skinned
Speaker 1: the girl that I yeah, yeah, yeah, she looked black
Speaker 1: to me. Yeah, because she's black. She looks like like,
Speaker 1: I get people, but I think people just white people
Speaker 1: say that. No, actually people that Yeah. I feel like
Speaker 1: that's the same. But that's the response that we get
Speaker 1: even when we identify as black. We have our followers
Speaker 1: that don't want to let us say that we're black,
Speaker 1: even though we identify as black. Throughout school, I was black,
Speaker 1: Like I've always idea. I used to think that our
Speaker 1: followers are like that. But nah, our listeners, I mean
Speaker 1: they've grown, but there still are some. You're talking about
Speaker 1: something like, yeah, this is definitely whenever I speak, I'm
Speaker 1: never directing anything towards that's gonna call bitchy. She put
Speaker 1: us in for the w OC, so Nicole she doesn't
Speaker 1: go by Nicole Bitch anymore, formerly known as I said,
Speaker 1: what's up? Yeah No, But but yeah, that's that's I mean,
Speaker 1: that's I don't know. I think it's just how people
Speaker 1: want of you things. I think it's how ignorant people are,
Speaker 1: like because in society, what a drop of black makes
Speaker 1: me black. That's what they used to say, I don't know,
Speaker 1: so speaking of porn, are kink of the week, I
Speaker 1: don't have a definition for it because I would like
Speaker 1: you to take it away. Is the casting call couch porn?
Speaker 1: The reason I chose this, That's what we talked about
Speaker 1: that our New York show on Sunday at Caroline Andrew
Speaker 1: came up, talked about it, and we um and reenacted
Speaker 1: a little bit of it together. Tell us what casting
Speaker 1: crouch so casting couch porn is. There's a guy I
Speaker 1: specifically watch one. I only watch one and this guy,
Speaker 1: this guy's name is Rick, and he does casting couch
Speaker 1: back room casting couch. If you're if you're on porn Hub,
Speaker 1: you can look up back room put backroom casting couch
Speaker 1: in and then all of Rick's videos come up. He
Speaker 1: has a scar kind of on his left arm. I
Speaker 1: believed by his elbow. He had some sort of elbow
Speaker 1: surgery and significant elbow Oh I I told her at
Speaker 1: the show, I could draw his dick. I could draw
Speaker 1: his dick to the vein. If I wanted to easily
Speaker 1: to the vein, I could do it. He's a short dick.
Speaker 1: He's a kind of small dick, and so it's kind
Speaker 1: of fun, like, wow, this looks really real. Oh, he's amazing.
Speaker 1: He's an amazing actor. He acts the girls act. I
Speaker 1: can tell you my favorite one? Can I show you
Speaker 1: my favorite one? Can I show you the girl? Let
Speaker 1: me make sure you were right the one? Let's make sense,
Speaker 1: right one? Don't look at my surch um. So Rick
Speaker 1: does these so basically what we're looking at. There's a
Speaker 1: girl on the couch. It looks like a shitty little room.
Speaker 1: How do you know so much about Rick? I've watched
Speaker 1: so many I just love the way he I just
Speaker 1: love the way he does it. Man, the guy's so good.
Speaker 1: He's just so good. What makes you good at a
Speaker 1: casting couch porn? The way he talks them through it?
Speaker 1: Like I jerk off to the negotiation. I don't really
Speaker 1: jerk off too, So you don't jerk off to naked people. No,
Speaker 1: I mean they're naked like this girl right here? Is whoa?
Speaker 1: This this is not hold on, it's not okay? This
Speaker 1: is my yea, this is my favorite, is my favorite? Okay,
Speaker 1: this is my go to you know, Selena and Camps
Speaker 1: from tying her. I want to show you my big
Speaker 1: ass and comest dot com. She is so bout it,
Speaker 1: so it doesn't matter because go she does this really
Speaker 1: cool thing. Oh, this is okay sexual experience. How many
Speaker 1: how many guys when you have sexual asked him questions? Right, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: what makes you think that you have? What it tasted? It?
Speaker 1: Put it on her? What makes you think sex and sexy?
Speaker 1: It's just like, as girl, this is ship. This yo,
Speaker 1: she does this thing in this video. This is my
Speaker 1: go to This is my favorite one. Wait, you can
Speaker 1: come to the same point. She's in love the way
Speaker 1: that just her. And there's another one. The other girl
Speaker 1: isn't even that good looking, but she's so inly redhead.
Speaker 1: It's it's fake red hair. The she goes, there's this
Speaker 1: There's two things she does in this that I love.
Speaker 1: One when she's getting fucked, you feel like she loves it.
Speaker 1: Like they start making out. At one point Rick never
Speaker 1: kisses and they start making out, and I'm like, if
Speaker 1: this is real, they're both into this ship because Rick
Speaker 1: don't kiss and and there's one scene where she's sucking
Speaker 1: his dick and she does this thing which is fascinating.
Speaker 1: She I'm gonna say, but I'm not I'm not gonna spit,
Speaker 1: but like, say, this is Rick's dick, right, she spits
Speaker 1: down not down it. The dick is horizontal like a
Speaker 1: hot dog, and she spits along it like she's putting
Speaker 1: ketchup on it, right, spits along like that and then
Speaker 1: start sucking it. I was in love. I was absolutely
Speaker 1: in love. I could not believe it. Take me out
Speaker 1: to the ball game. You take me out to the
Speaker 1: ball game. Curvy this girl, and there you'll see the
Speaker 1: clip in it spits right down the stem, right down
Speaker 1: the stem of it, and then just goes at it.
Speaker 1: And Rick is looking at her in the same way.
Speaker 1: I'm looking at her, and I'm looking at Rick, and
Speaker 1: Rick can't look at me. But I know, of course
Speaker 1: Rick fox twice every time really gets the nut off
Speaker 1: for the camp and then goes back in there on there. No, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no. This is this is for like he gets
Speaker 1: the nut because you got to get the nut right,
Speaker 1: and then he puts him work. Now I know that
Speaker 1: about Rick because I watch enough. Most people don't know
Speaker 1: that about Rick, but that's his like little go to.
Speaker 1: It is like I'm gonna just get the nut right,
Speaker 1: and then she's gonna clean up, and then we're running
Speaker 1: it back because I've seen sometimes they got different manicures.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, bitch, you thought I was gonna pick
Speaker 1: up on that. You went from French mad accordy yellow
Speaker 1: yellow jerking off. You're on tour now right and you
Speaker 1: got Alex with you and you're doing your antide jokes.
Speaker 1: How are you drinking off? I don't drink off? What
Speaker 1: do you mean like anymore? Yeah, I don't drink off.
Speaker 1: When the last time you drink off? I can't remember you? Seriously,
Speaker 1: I can masterate every just to get it all. I
Speaker 1: just have sex with a girl if I want it, like,
Speaker 1: come on blue check life. I'm just saying, like it's weird.
Speaker 1: I feel like I need a blue check like my
Speaker 1: pussy right now. I just feel like I don't know where,
Speaker 1: Like so I want a boyfriend or a trick, that's it.
Speaker 1: But now I don't even know the price because it's
Speaker 1: just priceless right now because I haven't been on vice
Speaker 1: out of an HBO, Like I literally I'm on tour.
Speaker 1: I'm selling out. I'm just like, what do I even
Speaker 1: charge now? Like I don't even know enough. Like back
Speaker 1: in the day, I would have easily chilled with a
Speaker 1: nigga for like five Yeah. I used to get like
Speaker 1: two grand for like the African this ship, but way
Speaker 1: I'm whatever. So now like I'm just like, damn two grand.
Speaker 1: That's not even enough either, Like I don't know, it's
Speaker 1: just there's no price. Now I made battleman, is enough
Speaker 1: from a guy you already sucked? I mean, so those
Speaker 1: don't count. So now I don't want nothing, Like I'm
Speaker 1: a stranger. All these like retired like well like now
Speaker 1: they retired. They might retire back in the day, but
Speaker 1: now they're all coming back on my line, like, oh congrats,
Speaker 1: I see you're doing your thing. We gotta link up.
Speaker 1: What were linking up? Folks? So you'll say, straight up
Speaker 1: it's too grand. No, not no, I don't have a
Speaker 1: set price, but it's just now I don't know what
Speaker 1: I would say, Like if a nigga wants to like
Speaker 1: fly me on, it just I don't know the price.
Speaker 1: That's the problem. But there will be an interaction where
Speaker 1: you talk about the price and it's like, hey, how
Speaker 1: does that work? Are you gonna are you like I
Speaker 1: gotta take off work? Yeah do that. I used to
Speaker 1: do that, so that was easy when I was a bartender,
Speaker 1: because I'm like, listen, if I come fly to you,
Speaker 1: that's fine. I get you're covering everything when I get there.
Speaker 1: But if i'm come now, I'm taking off work. And
Speaker 1: as a bartender used to be easy because I used
Speaker 1: to be like, oh, you want me to come on
Speaker 1: a third whatever day? It was Oh, that's my biggest
Speaker 1: night I make, that's my big night. Actually all right, yeah,
Speaker 1: well I'm make it. I make at least seven hundred
Speaker 1: at night and so, and you're never really going anywhere
Speaker 1: for just one night, so they would have to cover
Speaker 1: what I would make at work. So it's not like
Speaker 1: a specific I'm paying you for sex. It's always like
Speaker 1: oh yeah, no, no, no, I'm you're paying me because
Speaker 1: I have to take off work. That's smart. Yeah, or
Speaker 1: like or I would like right now, like I really
Speaker 1: want these shoes and they're dollars, so it's like, okay,
Speaker 1: well we're not doing that. There are Christian le Baton's
Speaker 1: Ma Repellette. They're very happy, yes, with um stripes on them.
Speaker 1: They're beautiful and no they're they're brand new, they're brand new,
Speaker 1: just came just aready. Yeah. So I'm like, I want
Speaker 1: these shoes and if you can't give me my shoes,
Speaker 1: and okay, then I really don't want to see. There's
Speaker 1: never a price on the pussy per se per se,
Speaker 1: it's not I've never direct like I'm never like, oh
Speaker 1: my pussy cost this, or if you want to funk,
Speaker 1: you gotta give me this amount of money because I've
Speaker 1: never had like a going rate that just did. But like,
Speaker 1: if I want something, I should be able to ask
Speaker 1: any for it and a should never call off of work. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not even sucking for money or fucking like. I
Speaker 1: feel like if you want to suck me and that's
Speaker 1: all you want to do, because either you have a
Speaker 1: girlfriend a wife, or you're already telling me you ain't
Speaker 1: really looking for nothing. You just want to link, You
Speaker 1: just want to chill. All you want is my pussy.
Speaker 1: So at that point, all you see me is as
Speaker 1: a piece of pussy. Anyways, Do I think I care
Speaker 1: if you think I'm also a prostitute or a whole
Speaker 1: or anything else. No, because you're only looking at me
Speaker 1: as a fucking hole to stick your dicken. So the
Speaker 1: least I can do is get something that you're asking.
Speaker 1: You're probably not gonna make me nut, so it's never like,
Speaker 1: it's never really like having that conversation of oh, I'm
Speaker 1: putting a price tag on my pussy. But a lot
Speaker 1: of men will tell you up front that's all they
Speaker 1: want from you is set. This is the I want
Speaker 1: to comment on this, I want to go, I would
Speaker 1: love to This is I think the best argument that
Speaker 1: I've heard anybody make for this, and that's the YouTube.
Speaker 1: Whatever you just said, put put put a clip that
Speaker 1: on YouTube as well. You're commodity of fighting pussy because
Speaker 1: they've commodified it. What I mean, commodified the same thing.
Speaker 1: Like so it's like like you we put it on
Speaker 1: the stock market. Like dude basically said, all I want
Speaker 1: from you is that thing. I don't care about what
Speaker 1: you gotta say. I don't care how much emotion, none
Speaker 1: of that come here, just the funk. Right, So if
Speaker 1: you're probably not even gonna come, right, And it's not
Speaker 1: shocking for you to have sex with a famous person
Speaker 1: like it is for some girls. Right, you need to
Speaker 1: be compensated in some way. Right, You've chosen to competent.
Speaker 1: You showed them the conversation of either a monetary good
Speaker 1: or you know, an item a bag of parachut, even
Speaker 1: one that I want to suck me right now, like
Speaker 1: we sucked already before. So I really want a tan
Speaker 1: A bitch is white as fun, Why I'll take a
Speaker 1: shot to the Bahamas, Like can we go to the Bahamas?
Speaker 1: But then you need to take us to the Bahamas.
Speaker 1: Then we can have fun and we can do whatever
Speaker 1: you want to do. But I want I want to
Speaker 1: get to something else after this. This is very interesting,
Speaker 1: but I think the argument you made was very interesting.
Speaker 1: He's like, you know, he's treating me not like a person.
Speaker 1: So you decided the rules to this interaction, not me.
Speaker 1: If you said, hey, can we go out to dinner,
Speaker 1: just hang out and nothing sexually, and mean, if it
Speaker 1: goes there, it goes there. But I just want to
Speaker 1: see what you up to. Don't even wanted to take
Speaker 1: a bit out. They literally like come to the hotel, right.
Speaker 1: So it's like, but if you say, but if a
Speaker 1: guy presented that to you and he's like, hey, can
Speaker 1: we just grab coffee sometime, You're not gonna be like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna need some shoes. Different thing, And this is
Speaker 1: the argument that many sex workers have. It's like, well,
Speaker 1: when do you funk for free? And it's like when
Speaker 1: there's other interests there when I would want to spend
Speaker 1: my tiwer with you, Spending time with someone to me
Speaker 1: is a lot more effort than that. So here's here's
Speaker 1: so that's interesting, and that's what's here's my next question. Effort. No, no,
Speaker 1: I think listen, you know me, I'm the type of
Speaker 1: guy that gets pushed back on things. And I and
Speaker 1: I was, but like I was real talk, I was,
Speaker 1: I was. I'd even looked at Benson. Benson I looked
Speaker 1: at each other and it was like, this is a
Speaker 1: compelling argument. They're making me objectification. Why do you have
Speaker 1: to operate on these fake moral standards after someone has
Speaker 1: agreed to not operate on them. Morality says we treat
Speaker 1: people as people. Right once we're treating person as pussy,
Speaker 1: all bets are all off for a minute. And I
Speaker 1: don't given what you think about here's the question. Now
Speaker 1: here's my question. I find it incredibly difficult to hang
Speaker 1: out with somebody. Did I don't have some sort of
Speaker 1: like kind of baseline emotional connection with after I nut
Speaker 1: Prior to nutting, there's the yearning to nuts. So I
Speaker 1: can put up with tons of ship, but afterwards we're
Speaker 1: talking on rogan post nut syndrome kicks in and it's like, however,
Speaker 1: you gotta go. There's two different things here. If you
Speaker 1: are paying for it, you're clear you're clearly, in my opinion,
Speaker 1: paying for them to leave. No, but you're in the Bahamas.
Speaker 1: Now that that was the half of the other half
Speaker 1: of the question. So now you're with this guy in
Speaker 1: the baha Alas for potentially maybe two days. You can
Speaker 1: put up and be around this guy like you don't
Speaker 1: have any problems. We've we've we've funked before. So that's
Speaker 1: that's another thing too. I feel like I'm not in
Speaker 1: the space where I can literally be around men who
Speaker 1: I can't stand necessarily pre qualified individuals. They're like, Okay,
Speaker 1: you're decent looking. I would probably fuck you all for
Speaker 1: it anyway, or we've already engaged in sex. However, at
Speaker 1: this point in time and where I am, you have
Speaker 1: a situation and you just wanna kick it, which I
Speaker 1: know what that means. You're not trying to get coffee
Speaker 1: or just go to the movies or have a night out.
Speaker 1: You want a nightcap, and so in that case, you
Speaker 1: would not want to see me unless that is happening.
Speaker 1: But now you're so what happens like from the hours
Speaker 1: of noon till eight, Oh, were going jesking, we do.
Speaker 1: It's a whole nine. We we've been have fun. So
Speaker 1: so you're like, you're like, all right, dude, we enjoy
Speaker 1: each other's company enough. It's fun. I know it's not
Speaker 1: gonna go further. So I'm not gonna get emotionally invested,
Speaker 1: and I can I can put that blockade up right now,
Speaker 1: but I can still talk to you about ship and
Speaker 1: we can talk about the game, or we can go jet.
Speaker 1: This is interesting to remember why that works because they've
Speaker 1: already made the understanding, right right right it is. It
Speaker 1: is in a lot of ways honest relationship. It's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I fucked this girl that I know was interested and
Speaker 1: I was trying to get the pussy, and now she's here,
Speaker 1: what do you already made the understanding. So it's gonna
Speaker 1: be a lot more comfortable, which is why most men
Speaker 1: like when they when they that's the price of the understanding,
Speaker 1: that that there is a price behind it. So you're
Speaker 1: not feeling that post nut bullshit because you're like, people
Speaker 1: feel a responsibility because you're feeling worried for her emotions
Speaker 1: because you know you miss letter and usually we don't.
Speaker 1: That is something to clarify. We can truly believe that
Speaker 1: we like you. And then Nut, by the way, the
Speaker 1: horrible decision was views from the ciss head home and
Speaker 1: we're actually getting there. So what years what you're saying though,
Speaker 1: um in terms of the post Nut, how you feel?
Speaker 1: So that's the thing. A lot of women like to
Speaker 1: lay up with a guy because they're emotionally vested in
Speaker 1: someone who just they just gave their soul to may I,
Speaker 1: you're they're trading a lot of times women are trading
Speaker 1: their pussy for an emotional payment. They're going, you could
Speaker 1: have this pussy, but if I'm filled emotionally and you're saying, hey,
Speaker 1: I know you're not gonna feel me emotionally, so you
Speaker 1: will fill something else where, counting something. And that's the thing,
Speaker 1: the dude that I'm sucking right now. I can't every
Speaker 1: time when you're with me, I need you to feel
Speaker 1: like my boyfriend. For whether when the boyfriend experience. If
Speaker 1: we're together for two fucking days, you need to feel
Speaker 1: like my boyfriend those two days. And I get it hard,
Speaker 1: question is it hard for you to yes. Once that's established,
Speaker 1: that is our fear. Our fear is I would like
Speaker 1: to connect with you and feel affection. I'm like most people.
Speaker 1: I enjoy feeling affection. I like cuddling. But my concern
Speaker 1: is if I give you that, I could set a
Speaker 1: standard and and push you in a direction that would
Speaker 1: be really hard for you to come back from. So
Speaker 1: used to be very difficult for me. But now I'm
Speaker 1: getting to a place where I know I need intimacy.
Speaker 1: Now I now know I don't need intimacy with people
Speaker 1: that aren't going to be my soul mate or the one.
Speaker 1: I can feel intimacy with anybody. And then I've come
Speaker 1: to realize I used to assume that passionate sex or
Speaker 1: that intimate moments had to be with someone that you
Speaker 1: would then have a deeper connection with. I now know
Speaker 1: you can kiss me and hold me and cuddle me,
Speaker 1: and this doesn't have to be forever, because it's not.
Speaker 1: And we both now understand that. I get that. That
Speaker 1: is that is fascinating. A lot of women do this,
Speaker 1: like what you're saying, you're cooking. Now this good, So
Speaker 1: with the with the laying in bed, even having sex
Speaker 1: a lot of women attach once you have sex with somebody.
Speaker 1: You guy even for the shot yet, but they attached.
Speaker 1: They they're attaching sex, they're attaching laying up, they're attaching cash,
Speaker 1: and they're attaching kissing, all of these things that men
Speaker 1: may do to Now this man likes me or now
Speaker 1: we may be together because we feel that way. We
Speaker 1: need to like you in order to which is why
Speaker 1: with you with what well, which is what we were
Speaker 1: saying earlier. You don't have to feel bad about or
Speaker 1: like me or any woman who sets the guidelines of
Speaker 1: what a relationship is from the very beginning. If I
Speaker 1: realize you only want sex, it is dumbfounded of me
Speaker 1: to sit here and think, Okay, he's telling me all
Speaker 1: he wants to sex, but if I sucked him, then
Speaker 1: maybe he'll want to make me his girlfriend, which is
Speaker 1: how a lot of girls go into having sex with guys.
Speaker 1: Even though a guy may say, listen, I just want
Speaker 1: to suck. So as women, we need to do the
Speaker 1: whole bartering thing. If you don't just want to give
Speaker 1: a man pussy, what more do you want out of it?
Speaker 1: Because that benny have to be bare. Guys. I just
Speaker 1: remembered what I was wearing and it's hilarious, but you're
Speaker 1: looking like Jesus Christ. So question you have my question
Speaker 1: because this is very interesting. I've noticed as I've um
Speaker 1: gotten older and I've been kind of more aware of myself.
Speaker 1: I'm thirty five years old. A lot of candles I
Speaker 1: didn't even the pack came and I was like just
Speaker 1: giving the number two double up. So uh So, what
Speaker 1: I've noticed is, um, I'm aware of the conventional wisdom
Speaker 1: and pressure of society, which is to link up with
Speaker 1: one person and start a family. I'm also hyper aware
Speaker 1: that I can be very happy dating multiple women that
Speaker 1: is not purely sexual, that I enjoy spending a night
Speaker 1: with them, hanging out, going to dinner, learning a little
Speaker 1: about their life, and because and like being affectionate that
Speaker 1: with people that are truly non monogamous, I believe that
Speaker 1: they can hang out with a bunch of women. And
Speaker 1: still when I was with Scissors right in Paris, that
Speaker 1: whole time she's seeing a guy, to text him, like
Speaker 1: telling him how much fun she was having, I texted
Speaker 1: the Beard Bay guy. This is because we do this
Speaker 1: in our regular life with friends all of the time.
Speaker 1: My friends and I love to go to the gym
Speaker 1: with my friends. I love to party with I like
Speaker 1: house music, I like rap music. We have friends that
Speaker 1: we do this ship with right all of the time.
Speaker 1: We're like on the phone with different people all the time,
Speaker 1: on Instagram, on social media. But for love, for some reason,
Speaker 1: we always think it's gonna be one. It's it's because
Speaker 1: of children. And the idea is it's you have a
Speaker 1: better chance of raising your kid if they're two parents
Speaker 1: in the household. Not even household, I'm talking about We're
Speaker 1: talking going back like hundreds of thousands of years, right,
Speaker 1: like if you have two dedicated people financially financially with that,
Speaker 1: I mean, imagine trying to raise a kid in New
Speaker 1: York City by yourself. I grew up in a single
Speaker 1: parent household. There was three of us, and we were
Speaker 1: on It's brutal me being in high school. It is brutal,
Speaker 1: and yeah, and then by high school I was paying
Speaker 1: for the school supplies and health. Of course, I get
Speaker 1: that even with the two parent household, which we had
Speaker 1: a whole conversation because someone so you're sacrificing a little
Speaker 1: bit of maybe what your um evolutionary biology is telling you.
Speaker 1: You want right, there's like a little part of you
Speaker 1: that goes, hey, I can compartmentalize and I can date
Speaker 1: Mandy and I can have so much fun. And I
Speaker 1: can date Weezy and I can have so much fun,
Speaker 1: and it doesn't when I'm with Mandy, I'm not going
Speaker 1: I hate that girl easy or I want to disrespect her.
Speaker 1: I can truly be interested in both of your lives
Speaker 1: and not so deep that it's like, hey, we're building
Speaker 1: a family, but much like friends where it's like, hey,
Speaker 1: you guys want to kick and do you believe that
Speaker 1: you can love more than one person? Do you also
Speaker 1: feel like if you were in a monogamous relationship with
Speaker 1: just one woman, that if you cheated on her, that
Speaker 1: you love the woman you're with less, Because that's an
Speaker 1: argument that's you don't believe that either. I don't believe it.
Speaker 1: I don't believe it. My love for someone is is
Speaker 1: defined by sacrifice. I believe my love for someone is
Speaker 1: defined by how much I love them. So I think
Speaker 1: a lot of times women women constitute our love based
Speaker 1: on what we're willing to give up. For example, so
Speaker 1: like girls might say, well, you're not going to strip club?
Speaker 1: Why not? Because well, if you love me and care
Speaker 1: about me, you wouldn't go to strip club. So now
Speaker 1: you're you're creating So we're creating a validation matrix right
Speaker 1: where a girl's looking for reasons why the guy loves
Speaker 1: him loves her because she's actually not feeling that love
Speaker 1: on a regular basis. And I feel like, if you
Speaker 1: are full of love from your partner, your way less
Speaker 1: concerned with behaviors that society tells us dictate. Look, you
Speaker 1: don't give me flowers. I don't give you flowers. Like
Speaker 1: why that instagram in Hallmark and all of this bullshit
Speaker 1: that makes people feel like this is what love looks like.
Speaker 1: And it's interesting because you brought up evolution in a
Speaker 1: way that I didn't exactly consider about that innate thing
Speaker 1: with children. When Mandy and I had our evolution episode,
Speaker 1: we talked about marriage and where we brought it up
Speaker 1: because you asked me coming off Flagrance, saying I don't
Speaker 1: believe but they were saying that like marriages to quest,
Speaker 1: I don't, I don't believe in science. That was But
Speaker 1: it's just pissed me off about all y'all. Actually, me
Speaker 1: and Van both at this point, how come nobody else
Speaker 1: talked about the other fucking solar st Like, why didn't
Speaker 1: no one else talk about We're not the only one,
Speaker 1: like y'all melar system. There's other solar systems. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I know there are no I believe in science. I
Speaker 1: think that you're wrong about that. Yeah, but I just
Speaker 1: thought a part of your character came out that was
Speaker 1: really funny. And I spoke to you privately about this,
Speaker 1: but like, I thought, we discovered something very funny about you,
Speaker 1: and I think that comes out in the live shows
Speaker 1: as well, right, that there's like a side of you
Speaker 1: comes out when I think you're very comfortable and not
Speaker 1: being concerned about being judged, and it is willing to
Speaker 1: say things that you know might be criticized. It's an
Speaker 1: unpopular opinion. It's an unpopular opinion, and you don't care.
Speaker 1: And when you're in situations where you're defensive, that part
Speaker 1: of Mandy doesn't come out when you're in situations where
Speaker 1: I guess, for whatever reason, we've all made each other
Speaker 1: feel comfortable where you're like, you know what, I don't
Speaker 1: believe in science, And it's just like who says that
Speaker 1: it was the best thing? Do you know? People were
Speaker 1: still getting all my ship. It was the other thing though.
Speaker 1: She was like, I'm really tired, No bid tired. Anybody
Speaker 1: that doesn't know we're talking about you're talking about or
Speaker 1: something on your show. Um So anyway, and evolution evolution conversation,
Speaker 1: we discussed monogamy and if it was an animals and
Speaker 1: there's only like two animals that are monogamist. I think
Speaker 1: it was like either penguins and tape worms, like animals
Speaker 1: that are the same size or made for life. So
Speaker 1: animals where there's a size discrepancy between the male and
Speaker 1: female usually do not and that's in both ways, like
Speaker 1: a female octopus. You know, nature is is fascinating. So
Speaker 1: penguins made for life for the most part. Sometimes you
Speaker 1: have some trifling penguins and there's like that. There's a
Speaker 1: video of a trifling as penguin is so sad man.
Speaker 1: She's just like, dude was going to get fish and
Speaker 1: she just went with another one and the dude came
Speaker 1: back started busting the other dude's ass, and dude started
Speaker 1: busting his ass. Oh there's a whole like everybody it was.
Speaker 1: It blew up the internet. It was unbelievable and it
Speaker 1: was really sad. Because my man got his ass kicked
Speaker 1: by the dude to his girl, his girl. He's getting
Speaker 1: fish for his girl, right, and you know what, I
Speaker 1: don't got hands, So you gotta eat the fish, right.
Speaker 1: You gotta eat the fish and throw it back up
Speaker 1: on your girl. Right. Yeah, So like dude is coming
Speaker 1: with a full belly fish ready to feed his girl.
Speaker 1: He's been in the ocean with killer whales, you know what,
Speaker 1: sharks and ship he's been. He's been running away from
Speaker 1: polar bears literally like this, like right, and and he
Speaker 1: finally gets home this bitch getting fun by the next penguin,
Speaker 1: and he's like this funked up. So now he full belly,
Speaker 1: gotta fight the next pain. Now you're full belly, right,
Speaker 1: Like I can't do nothing on full belly. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: give cramp in the video. Now you even throw up.
Speaker 1: He guys asked what out the other payment? Bust his
Speaker 1: ass crazy, beat the ship out of him, beat the ship,
Speaker 1: and then he got a sad walk away. First of all,
Speaker 1: you can't even run away. You're now slow. They walk
Speaker 1: like it's thirty minutes and you turn around away, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, went back with her little man
Speaker 1: man no, she stayed with the new one because he
Speaker 1: busts out the pain with as yeah is this blood? Yes,
Speaker 1: it's striful, and that this dude is crazy. Put the
Speaker 1: minute markt we got paused in. Okay, it is, it is.
Speaker 1: I'll break it down, thinks. Okay, let me basically say
Speaker 1: what's going here? Let me hold it. I'll hold it
Speaker 1: for y'all so y'all can see it on the screen.
Speaker 1: Can get yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, let's do that.
Speaker 1: I think can get it up on the crest. I
Speaker 1: just typed and cheating penguin on YouTube. It's only three
Speaker 1: minutes and we'll watch it together. All right. So here's
Speaker 1: the thing. Now, I wish we had the volume. What
Speaker 1: what second do you want? What second do you want? Already?
Speaker 1: I want the volume of that, but I don't want it.
Speaker 1: Should up their recording. Listen, that's it. Look at this
Speaker 1: all right, ready you're at eight. Stay ready, I got this.
Speaker 1: We're gonna we're gonna do this ship super fancy. This
Speaker 1: is the crazy. Oh alright ready and press play batter
Speaker 1: the whole freeze. So that's the beak. Careful you don't
Speaker 1: want to get the YouTube. We can cut this. No,
Speaker 1: this is too fascinated. So they are literally biting the
Speaker 1: ship at each other. Remember full fish in his belly.
Speaker 1: The dude was just swimming around like crazy, probably exhausted
Speaker 1: from their beaks. They're bleeding from their face, their beak, everything.
Speaker 1: The other penguins, not the beaks. How they get the blood. Yes,
Speaker 1: they stab him with the beak, but you have to
Speaker 1: consider the other penguins. Chilling, chilling, chilling, chilling, Yo, chilling,
Speaker 1: Look at them they now they're both calling the female
Speaker 1: like who you want to be with? Who you want
Speaker 1: to be with? Watch this ship is this is sad, Yo.
Speaker 1: This triflet ass bitch just walks up the whole record.
Speaker 1: She looked at that she the mother of his children. Yo, bro,
Speaker 1: get out of here. Bro. The only way to get
Speaker 1: to him is with a beak attack. Then you're talking
Speaker 1: the word is so looking. Now they're going, I'm looking blood.
Speaker 1: I don't even want scar movies. This is the scariest,
Speaker 1: you know, This is like Game of Thrones in the wild.
Speaker 1: They're pecking at each other's eyes. That's what it's about.
Speaker 1: And look at this dude getting embodied. I've never seen
Speaker 1: this blood like blood. I told you I have a
Speaker 1: thing for blood. I don't even like wiping my own stuff.
Speaker 1: I'm a period. No, I don't want to see how
Speaker 1: this blood. I hate it. I don't like this is
Speaker 1: so sad. I feel uncomfortable for hungry birds to pray.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he's probably blind. Now this reminds me
Speaker 1: of cheeters is talking up. No, yeah, like there's show
Speaker 1: cheeters man, But she's got no time from losers. She's
Speaker 1: see what you'll do when you'll cheat? You know, you know.
Speaker 1: It's so funny. That's why y'all can't cheat, man, That's
Speaker 1: why it's worse for women cheat. I honestly short jokes.
Speaker 1: It's funny because everything we've been talking about today leads
Speaker 1: into the segments that we already have planned. What happened
Speaker 1: us from the cis head O. The next one that
Speaker 1: I had to talk about was when we weren't done
Speaker 1: with why we brought that up about fidelity. So birds
Speaker 1: are the same size and they're they made for life,
Speaker 1: except with this triflin as penguin bitch um. But animals
Speaker 1: where there's a different size, you usually see the male
Speaker 1: has multiple uh females, And if you look at men
Speaker 1: and women, men are bigger than women, and that's usually
Speaker 1: why we would be polyamorous. Some I mean, short guys
Speaker 1: should have one woman, but get some shorter chicks at
Speaker 1: any short guys. Ever, Fox had a big dick, and
Speaker 1: that just proves to you, like the universe is fair
Speaker 1: and just you think. See. I like it's guys, and
Speaker 1: they have pretty good size ticks. I've come across the
Speaker 1: tall guys that don't have very big dicks either. Really
Speaker 1: the tallest guy ever very regular days regular for his
Speaker 1: height or regular regular pena size. Oh my god, that's
Speaker 1: so sad because it's against something that's so big. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so it looks even small, especially when they walk away. Yeah. Like,
Speaker 1: and I have a really like fascination I don't know
Speaker 1: why for a walk away a naked guy, like a
Speaker 1: guy walking away. I love watching a guy walk to
Speaker 1: the bathroom after we had sex. Like I feel like
Speaker 1: their muscles are like because sex is the workout. So like,
Speaker 1: I just love seeing them. To me, that's their finest
Speaker 1: body form. Interesting. My favorite is watching them in lane
Speaker 1: like a little bit while they get wiped up and
Speaker 1: I'm just sitting there just wiping the tick. Oh and
Speaker 1: then I love there and then I love when they
Speaker 1: jump because it's still so sensitive and they're like, fun
Speaker 1: off me, man, that's fucked up, don't be grabbing my
Speaker 1: so I take I take a warm rag, but it's
Speaker 1: still just I lick until they pull the dicker. That's
Speaker 1: hashtag me too once I'm nut. If y'all touched my
Speaker 1: dick after I'm not, that's me complaint. I'm very so
Speaker 1: like I always lick right under the front aline like
Speaker 1: what it's the skin between the head of the penis
Speaker 1: and the shaft, and it's really really intensive. There's like
Speaker 1: a little bit of pressure there when they're coming. It's
Speaker 1: like a very explosive orgasm. So you can actually ask Actually,
Speaker 1: the dude I used to use would tell me, like, yo,
Speaker 1: put your finger right there, please, like give me they
Speaker 1: have a dregs. I've never done that. Yeah, And it's
Speaker 1: like super you can feel, you can feel almost when
Speaker 1: you're touching. By the way, we did have some too
Speaker 1: little icebreaker questions that I forgot to ask you this
Speaker 1: or that. All right, sex with a little bit of
Speaker 1: period blood or anal with a little bit of ship
Speaker 1: He honestly sex with a little bit of period blood.
Speaker 1: And I and I just put out a joke this
Speaker 1: week about how why men don't want to have sex
Speaker 1: with women on their period. But I think it a
Speaker 1: little bit of shit. It kind of ruins the whole thing.
Speaker 1: You say, ship like the most julious ship shit. I
Speaker 1: think you have some ship in your ass? Do you
Speaker 1: not wipe? What is happening after you take a ship?
Speaker 1: Are you not cleaning yourself proper lake? Why is it
Speaker 1: that's upon removal of my spans, you have doodo all
Speaker 1: over it. It did not come from my deck, because
Speaker 1: doodo does not come out of a deck, It comes
Speaker 1: out of an asshole. I feel maybe it would be
Speaker 1: good for you to eat Let's carbohydrates, high fiber's eye
Speaker 1: and though will cling as that's true, Yo, did that
Speaker 1: accent get better for you after you went to Israel?
Speaker 1: Because because they speak like Israeli speaking with their own accent.
Speaker 1: That The only time I've ever been addicted to someone's
Speaker 1: Instagram or stories was when you couldn't ship in Israel.
Speaker 1: I literally was taken updates on you and your ass.
Speaker 1: When you fucking went to that diner and put that
Speaker 1: dugal Acts or whatever it was in that fucking sea.
Speaker 1: I was quiet. Two weeks. I didn't two weeks, I
Speaker 1: didn't take a ship. She had weeks. You don't love
Speaker 1: this one. You had to dpee on a girl with
Speaker 1: one of your co hosts. Who would it be? Charlemagne
Speaker 1: caz or Casuyeah, I knew it. Why I don't want
Speaker 1: to be by a black dick. Hukas looks like he's fucking.
Speaker 1: He looks like he got a try just a fun Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't. I'm just saying he looks like he is
Speaker 1: a massive dick, So I don't want to like hear
Speaker 1: the sounds that he makes her make. And then I
Speaker 1: got a bit back her and it's a silent movie.
Speaker 1: You would probably definitely go on her ass, and he
Speaker 1: would go on the vagina because the smaller didn't go
Speaker 1: I'm not doing that ship. That's what we're saying. One
Speaker 1: in the mouth, one of the pussy. No, I'm not
Speaker 1: doing that with that. How close the butthole is you
Speaker 1: feel it? Yeah, you can feel the I'm not doing that.
Speaker 1: That's too intimate, you know what? Energy Sorry, we already
Speaker 1: got touch of dicks with a free roll up in between,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? It's just right there and
Speaker 1: you might as well just touch the dicks. I'm not
Speaker 1: doing that, no way, don't. It's like get headwal the
Speaker 1: other person agree about the big did energy? Remember I
Speaker 1: said that your episode the other day? Guys called me
Speaker 1: sis and it literally kind of killed me a little
Speaker 1: bit because whereas I really do feel like we have
Speaker 1: a friendship, I was like, damn me, I'm not. I
Speaker 1: never yo. I could just sense it. I'm asking you,
Speaker 1: just ask. Yeah, I do say people, but I don't.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know what girls they fun to know. Oh,
Speaker 1: Cat's definitely got the biggest dick. And do se do
Speaker 1: you think we got picked some little dick co host
Speaker 1: all the tunes and they have an Asian technically Indian
Speaker 1: that's the biggest Asian dick man like Malaysia or something
Speaker 1: because they like dark skin over there, the darkest real talk,
Speaker 1: think about it. They got the biggest Asian dicks. I
Speaker 1: only keep big dicks around me. I got Nigerian. Yeah,
Speaker 1: come on, Bollywood. No. Um. The day where we were
Speaker 1: sitting here, like I looked down a lot, for sure,
Speaker 1: he wears these joggers. Yeah, and you saw it, man,
Speaker 1: and it was definitely not hard. And I was like, wow,
Speaker 1: big soft to me, big soft, it's on. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: haven't seen it like that. I'll check it out next.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't go a little embarrassed because I've
Speaker 1: never vocalized, like, I've never said this out loud to anybody.
Speaker 1: You should have just told him. You should be like, yo,
Speaker 1: you look like you got big meat. I said it.
Speaker 1: Oh well, then you did vocalize it, you know what vocalist.
Speaker 1: I don't. I wasn't. I wasn't talking about saying that.
Speaker 1: I was talking about saying that I was staring at it,
Speaker 1: that you're objectified. But this was like, I'm not multiple
Speaker 1: vacations Travis Scott concert Angela's birthday party last lavels like
Speaker 1: I just can't help it, you know. And it's actually
Speaker 1: see how big it is hard? Ask how big it
Speaker 1: is hard? You know. I just want to know. He
Speaker 1: showed me with the girls that he looked like that,
Speaker 1: like he's like, I just need to see and I'd
Speaker 1: be like, oh, yeah, it gotta be bro. It's just
Speaker 1: science is never wrong. I just happened, that's the thing,
Speaker 1: and we're not going to get into it. But to me,
Speaker 1: science is all given. Can I just say I just
Speaker 1: told us. Damn it. Fuck y'all, y'all want to see it,
Speaker 1: y'all man as well, believe everything in the Bible then
Speaker 1: written by science is told to us. Because why listen,
Speaker 1: we're not gonna get into this week. Because so y'all
Speaker 1: if y'all want to right into us, you guys, let
Speaker 1: me ask you a question. When when you look at
Speaker 1: the weather right and it says it be wrong, so snow,
Speaker 1: the weathern't be wrong? So can you ever really depend
Speaker 1: on the weather when your phone says it's sixty out there?
Speaker 1: Do you walk out and be like, now, breath at
Speaker 1: least sixty five? But it's around it, it's around. That's
Speaker 1: why it's closed. Right, But I've been wrong. It does
Speaker 1: said it's been a snow on Monday, and then it
Speaker 1: don't snow. Do you think that like science with like
Speaker 1: like patterns at least like the world hadn't taken a
Speaker 1: trip the same way? I believe if a guy cheats
Speaker 1: once told again, what about gravity? What about gravity? Like?
Speaker 1: Look ready, like I get gravity. There's a reason, no, no, no, yes,
Speaker 1: the ground, it's gonna go to the ground. Why is
Speaker 1: that I get? I'm talking gravity science? Or that's not science. Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: I mean that's we're on this earth. I don't know
Speaker 1: who made it. I don't know if God. We just here, bro,
Speaker 1: we just here living. That's it. We just hear living, y'all.
Speaker 1: So some science sciences, I mean I can't I get it.
Speaker 1: I can't explain like babies. Babies, we know what comes
Speaker 1: from the from that makes sense, yeah, not from the steward.
Speaker 1: We don't get um. So this week's whole. Male, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do you take birth control? I'm not on birth control,
Speaker 1: did you? I mean, I've taken Plan B pills, But
Speaker 1: the is Plan B science. So this is the thing
Speaker 1: to even Plan B it's not even as it doesn't
Speaker 1: do everything that they say, how is medicine not because
Speaker 1: there's things called placebo pills that aren't even that don't
Speaker 1: do anything that you can get your period. Yeah. No,
Speaker 1: So this is the thing. That's why I don't leaven
Speaker 1: that ship, na, bro, Like even if you go somewhere
Speaker 1: like they do they do. What about a plane? Do
Speaker 1: you believe a plane flying mechanical? Yeah? What do you
Speaker 1: think mechanical? Yeah? But with using what to build it blueprints?
Speaker 1: You know, I gotta feel a little bit leave me
Speaker 1: ye blue print fucking blueprints, bro is sup, I'm trying
Speaker 1: to read what we what we make the blueprints from
Speaker 1: some blue shit probably made out of blue. I mean
Speaker 1: if you obviously, if you got some blue and you
Speaker 1: freak that ship boom, you go blueprints and you can
Speaker 1: make a place. You know, y'all just if y'all want. Honestly, Mandy,
Speaker 1: I just did not think so why y'all gonna ask
Speaker 1: you questions? I want to get to the home man.
Speaker 1: I'm just just just curious, like so if they're if
Speaker 1: they're ready to build like the skyscraper, right, that's architecture. Okay,
Speaker 1: it is architecture, you're right, right? And what do you
Speaker 1: think architecture is based on geometry? That's math, right? And
Speaker 1: math is what mathematics. I gotta answer for everything the
Speaker 1: same way scientists do, which is why you can't believe,
Speaker 1: you know, it's so funny. I feel like I'm listening
Speaker 1: to another why I've been trying to get to the
Speaker 1: homemade over the last five minutes. Can't crime bro Yo
Speaker 1: still talk about can? I just says, I have you
Speaker 1: know my aunt Tide recently that was the hardest lie.
Speaker 1: You know, sometimes you need a good laugh. Thank you. Yo.
Speaker 1: Math is mathematics, yo, real talk, Like when you think
Speaker 1: about it, math is math. Like you say, ship is right,
Speaker 1: this I know, but you don't do what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like you don't at all? Like she said, what is that? All? Right?
Speaker 1: What is wood? Why are we still why are we
Speaker 1: still going here? I'm just trying to understand, Like are
Speaker 1: you trying to understand? I'm telling you, what is electricity?
Speaker 1: What do you mean? What is electricity? What is it?
Speaker 1: So certain things? We just can't explain what I mean,
Speaker 1: how do they make the thing so electricity? Right? You
Speaker 1: can't explain it because they put some ship together and
Speaker 1: it creates light and ship. But those things like you're
Speaker 1: putting stuff together. No, I don't want to because y'all,
Speaker 1: like people who listening don't get what I'm saying. But
Speaker 1: y'all just don't. But it's all it's all good. Do
Speaker 1: you think any science at all? Right? Okay? I feel
Speaker 1: like there is truth. Yes, there is some truth to
Speaker 1: some science, sure, because yeah it makes sense, but whatever.
Speaker 1: But I feel like, for the most part, let's say,
Speaker 1: let's say God forbid, like a friend of yours, Let's
Speaker 1: say God forbid a friend of yours, right, A friend
Speaker 1: of yours, a friend of mine got a disease, right,
Speaker 1: and they were like, I think I'm gonna go to
Speaker 1: the doctor and get some science secure. Would you look
Speaker 1: at them, be like, this's just get a blueprint. We're
Speaker 1: talking about everything. That's how. That's the thing too. There's
Speaker 1: a lot of holistic people who believe that medicine is
Speaker 1: all like these chemicals put together, that if you really
Speaker 1: just maybe get some ship from the earth, it can
Speaker 1: cure the jobs. Tried that, but that's well, let's not me.
Speaker 1: HOLI cannot work right sciences, I mean, medicine is. But
Speaker 1: I told you how even I feel about vaccines. Like
Speaker 1: when I went to Africa. Like when I went to Africa,
Speaker 1: I had to get the yellow fever shot. Do you
Speaker 1: know what the yellow fever shot? Did? It just injected yellow?
Speaker 1: We're in my motherfucking Why do you think they do that? See,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. Who knows because somebody said, well,
Speaker 1: let me inject a little bit in you and then
Speaker 1: if you get hit again. That's a whole lot of
Speaker 1: you want to know what. Okay, vaccines is the only
Speaker 1: thing is the only thing I'll give you. But no
Speaker 1: medicine is privilege? What is white privilege? All these kids
Speaker 1: around the world, yes, dying from preventable diseases because they
Speaker 1: can't get vaccinated, and white people in America is so privileged.
Speaker 1: They're like, I ain't going to vaccinate my kids. No vaccination.
Speaker 1: Ship is white privilege? Like a motherfucker. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: they don't know really, but but if you think about it, though,
Speaker 1: they kind of forced it on us because there's so
Speaker 1: many shots that I couldn't I couldn't even get it
Speaker 1: to college until I showed my shot records. Shots have
Speaker 1: to be had if you go to public school, you
Speaker 1: have to have certain shots though, because of the spread
Speaker 1: of it in the state. Yeah, I understood. I still
Speaker 1: think it's get vaccinated, you get yellow for Yet No,
Speaker 1: I had to get the yellow paper shot and if
Speaker 1: they wanted to let me in the goddamn country, and
Speaker 1: I had to bring malaria pills with me too, as
Speaker 1: malaria pills signs I ain't take them, but I ain't
Speaker 1: get malarias I ain't take them all as I left him. Okay,
Speaker 1: so side bitch woes. This is our home for the week. Hey,
Speaker 1: Mandy and wheezy, I'm not gonna say your name. I
Speaker 1: just started to listen to you guys back in November
Speaker 1: when my boyfriend said I had to go back and
Speaker 1: listen to your very first episode, and I have been
Speaker 1: a listener ever since. Thank you boyfriend. You guys. You
Speaker 1: guys have touched on side bitches before, and I figured
Speaker 1: I would put my ship out there and see what
Speaker 1: you have to say. I met my current boyfriend in
Speaker 1: a small, kinky chat right after I left my husband.
Speaker 1: I knew he was married, but I didn't think anything
Speaker 1: would happen with it. Before I knew it, I was
Speaker 1: planning a six hour trip to Chicago to see him
Speaker 1: while his wife was out of the country. We spent
Speaker 1: the weekend naked in his apartment, and since then our
Speaker 1: feelings have become stronger and stronger. He isn't fulfilled in
Speaker 1: his marriage, but also isn't ready to girl. Don't they
Speaker 1: all say that? Bit I never asked him to leave
Speaker 1: because I have my own life and I'm trying to
Speaker 1: get together. But I am very much in love with
Speaker 1: this man, and I don't feel like I can walk away.
Speaker 1: We are sexually compatible and have a connection that is
Speaker 1: so strong he tells me that we have. What we
Speaker 1: have is valid and real, and I believe that we
Speaker 1: talk every day and spend time together anytime I am
Speaker 1: in Chicago. I also plan on moving back to Chicago
Speaker 1: within the next year. He is a great guy, minus
Speaker 1: the cheating on his wife, of course. So my question
Speaker 1: is am I being naive? I identify as polyamorous, so
Speaker 1: I'm not putting all my eggs into his basket unless
Speaker 1: he tells me this marriage is over. I could legit
Speaker 1: be monogamous for this man. That's how crazy he makes me.
Speaker 1: Is there a chance this situation will end in my favor?
Speaker 1: Or should I be running away? Can I just enjoy
Speaker 1: enjoy it for what it is and not having the
Speaker 1: expectations for the future and love you guys? Thanks some
Speaker 1: feeling feelings of to listen to these long asked questions.
Speaker 1: Fucking a wrap it up ship? Background? Bro, Don't you
Speaker 1: get it? Hey, Gods, you ain't born in Florida. You
Speaker 1: would have failed to f cat adjectives birds. You gotta
Speaker 1: add some some background to your story on adjectives and verbs.
Speaker 1: Here we go. Don't do it. It's not science. What
Speaker 1: is that? What is an adjective? And verb. It's language.
Speaker 1: Come on, you know what adjective is. Yes is a description,
Speaker 1: a verb is an action. I'm very I didn't know that. Okay,
Speaker 1: so go ahead read off of filth because I think
Speaker 1: she's stupid as folks. I'm not gonna read her for philth.
Speaker 1: But I do think that it's silly for you to
Speaker 1: say things like I feel like I'm in love. You're
Speaker 1: going like I want to give you. I'm watching I'm
Speaker 1: watching this show right now called Temptation Island, where where
Speaker 1: these couples go in the house right they separate. They
Speaker 1: put the boyfriends, four boyfriends in the house with twenty
Speaker 1: single women, four girls in house and twenty single men,
Speaker 1: and they're feeling these intense feelings of love. You know
Speaker 1: why his in Hawaii. They have no phones, they have
Speaker 1: no distractions, they're on vacation. There's you feel like, this
Speaker 1: is amazing. You don't live a real life with this nigga.
Speaker 1: You go over there while his wife has gone. It's
Speaker 1: already kind of bad. You're recently divorced, he's cheating. It's
Speaker 1: this exciting facade. It's this excitement. It is so easy
Speaker 1: to feel feelings like this because you're not in love,
Speaker 1: you're in lust and bitch. Not only that, I'll sit
Speaker 1: here and say like I always do, bit, I always
Speaker 1: sit here and say apparently, but if this is what
Speaker 1: I say as far as the side bitch things like
Speaker 1: I've I've had these talks a lot. It also kind
Speaker 1: of hurts you when you go into something and you're
Speaker 1: kind of expecting so for you to sit here and
Speaker 1: write that he's not happy in his marriage, but he's
Speaker 1: saying he won't leave. Those are excuses and ways that
Speaker 1: you're keeping yourself attached to him, because if he's telling
Speaker 1: you he's unhappy, you feel like there is a soon
Speaker 1: dead end to that marriag to where then you can
Speaker 1: come in right after the wife, when in fact that
Speaker 1: may not happen at all. Maybe he doesn't plan to
Speaker 1: ever leave his wife, and so you even see you
Speaker 1: know he won't and if he does, let me tell
Speaker 1: you something that will always be a part of your
Speaker 1: fucking life. He's let's just say he leaves his wife
Speaker 1: for you. Do you know how messy and how much
Speaker 1: of an issue that's going to be. Then after that happens,
Speaker 1: you're gonna feel this guilt and then you know what
Speaker 1: else is gonna happen. He's gonna then blame you one
Speaker 1: day that first fight, like you the reasonship that I'm
Speaker 1: telling you, it's all pizzas and cream now, because you're
Speaker 1: his escape from his wife. His wife, he's gonna even
Speaker 1: escape from you. But not only that, he may not
Speaker 1: be even asking of you the things that he asks
Speaker 1: from his wife. You guys don't have the financial burdens
Speaker 1: that would weigh down a relationship. You're not having to
Speaker 1: clean his draws every week, or pick up behind him
Speaker 1: when he's coming in from worker. You're not having to
Speaker 1: wait up for him. Of course he's gonna tell you
Speaker 1: he's unhappy when he's excited. Video. Do you know how
Speaker 1: good being bad feels? Why do you think I ate
Speaker 1: pussy in a steam room? Seriously? And when I think
Speaker 1: about it, like, we're on this wet tilely thing. I
Speaker 1: was so fucking hot. We had to walk in and
Speaker 1: out two times. Tally was if I don't think that's
Speaker 1: an adjective, tally. We was on a tally thing. It's
Speaker 1: a tile. What do you think? Don't do that? Okay,
Speaker 1: then it's evaporated water. You get the blueprint how clouds
Speaker 1: are made there's like four there's like four different types
Speaker 1: of clouds to cumulibus. Yes, that starts with stratus. Yes.
Speaker 1: So basically the views from the cist head. Hoo. You
Speaker 1: feel like he's gonna need to escape from her once
Speaker 1: they get together. It's not is everyone in the room. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think it's a no, it's a up. And I
Speaker 1: think that she's putting her emotions kind of what we
Speaker 1: were talking about earlier. You're having sex with this man,
Speaker 1: it's because you're wanting some sort of emotional and emotional fulfillment,
Speaker 1: And right now you're putting him at that because you
Speaker 1: even just said, even though I say I'm probably amorous,
Speaker 1: I could be monogamous for him. So right now he's
Speaker 1: probably honestly the only person you're investing, Like you just
Speaker 1: say you what drove what? Let me tell you. I
Speaker 1: talked to a friend of mine who had been for
Speaker 1: the second time involved with the married guy and was like, Yo,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be real with you. Married men give make
Speaker 1: me put me on the highest pedictal they show, do
Speaker 1: I love my married man? And she was like, and
Speaker 1: they give me an emotional connection and feeling that I
Speaker 1: don't get from anyone else. She's like being with that
Speaker 1: married guy. He's so excited to be around me. He
Speaker 1: makes me feel amazing, and it's because there's someone else
Speaker 1: that's making him feel either inadequate or not giving him
Speaker 1: what he wants. So he's giving you all of that
Speaker 1: and you're feeling all of that. Can I say also,
Speaker 1: there there there's another there's another part too. I think
Speaker 1: it psychologically with women, And I'll sit here and say
Speaker 1: that this is also kind of my view on me
Speaker 1: dealing with married men. A lot of women, when they're
Speaker 1: dating or dealing with someone who they want to claim them,
Speaker 1: don't behave as themselves because they're trying to come across
Speaker 1: as someone who can be wiped, someone who can be cuffed.
Speaker 1: They're trying to to get that person to like them.
Speaker 1: This is what we were talking about with that side bitch.
Speaker 1: On my side bitch doesn't nag me, she doesn't do
Speaker 1: this student that, And I didn't like that. And I
Speaker 1: don't know if you remember, because I really do believe
Speaker 1: in this side bitch role. Unless you're getting money, which
Speaker 1: I do does, unless it doesn't sound like this is
Speaker 1: her such, Yeah, she's definitely not getting nothing, but dick
Speaker 1: you're doing everything they want and not showing your true self.
Speaker 1: Are you really happy that he can't call? Are you
Speaker 1: really happy that he has to hide? You really happy
Speaker 1: that you can't be with him all the time. No,
Speaker 1: So you're acting like you're happy now, which is why
Speaker 1: he's so pleased with you. I read a tweet today
Speaker 1: and it made so much sense. It was like, because
Speaker 1: I think women think that men are the biggest liars
Speaker 1: in the world, and it said, actually, that's funny, because
Speaker 1: men lie to other people. Women lie to themselves. And
Speaker 1: I feel like that's what a lot to feel better. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I feel like that's something that women do when
Speaker 1: they're dealing, even with men that they know, but you ain't.
Speaker 1: He's not going to divorce his wife, But your lie
Speaker 1: to yourself saying that he's so unhappy. It's gonna end
Speaker 1: and then I'm going to be there listen, like we
Speaker 1: lied to you. Why in the end? Yeah, that's why
Speaker 1: you always get killed by serial killers? What what? Why?
Speaker 1: Because they give off the vibes and we're saying that
Speaker 1: they don't like women always brag about Bunny is a
Speaker 1: crazy Women always brag about this thing, female intuition, Right,
Speaker 1: We have a sixth sense. We could tell if you're cheating,
Speaker 1: and tell if you're doing this. Yet you can't tell
Speaker 1: if somebody's a fucking serial killer. Every single time Tim
Speaker 1: Buddy fucked like Nune of these bitches got a little
Speaker 1: This is just like men that are quote unquote players,
Speaker 1: they get a bunch of girls. Right, how come we
Speaker 1: didn't see them coming that they wasn't gonna be Every
Speaker 1: girl did I dealt with has always been like you're
Speaker 1: a boy or your blah blah blah. So it's not
Speaker 1: like it was shocking to them. But what happens is
Speaker 1: they they they lie about it. They try to see
Speaker 1: something else that's not there, and I tell him everything.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm a scorpio. They're like, oh, maybe he's different, SiO.
Speaker 1: We already know what's up, right, So I think what
Speaker 1: happens you lie to yourselves, and then if you just
Speaker 1: would stop lying yourselves, less people will get murdered by
Speaker 1: serial killers. That's my my real belief in it. It's like,
Speaker 1: how many people got to die because y'all want that
Speaker 1: bunny to be like this guy who really likes you.
Speaker 1: You will you will feel a knife if you keep
Speaker 1: it up, that's what really is gonna happen, and tud
Speaker 1: this motherfucker was everybody, Oh, it's everybody ezy like. So
Speaker 1: I talked about it in a bonus episode UM Shoutout
Speaker 1: Stephen from Sophisticated Ignorance podcast. We talked about UM just
Speaker 1: a lot of things that were going on, but we
Speaker 1: talked about Ted Bundy. We talked about Darren Sharper, we
Speaker 1: talked about all of these like convicted felons and rapists
Speaker 1: and serial killers is about him. So there's a huge
Speaker 1: problem with that right now, because if you look at
Speaker 1: the trailer of the Ted Bundy movie coming out, was
Speaker 1: that they're playing him. They're playing him though as a
Speaker 1: like handsome charming guy, a handsome charming guy, which is
Speaker 1: just like this motherfucker kill people. But they're yeah, but
Speaker 1: it's the music. They're turning it into more of like
Speaker 1: an action movie instead of I think they're romanticizing. People
Speaker 1: have an issue. But but if if you're being honest,
Speaker 1: you don't get to meet and kill that many women
Speaker 1: without being charming and being handsome. I can't speak to this,
Speaker 1: but from what it sounds like if you listen to him,
Speaker 1: it completely makes sense. It's just people being upset whatever.
Speaker 1: But like if you watch the if you watch the
Speaker 1: thing the Mandy and I saw and I haven't saw
Speaker 1: seen the whole thing, but like if you listen to
Speaker 1: him talk, so he's he's really a smart guy, as
Speaker 1: a lot of these sociopides are right. So he goes
Speaker 1: like this, he won't give up anything on him so
Speaker 1: the the interviewers like, he won't give up any information
Speaker 1: on himself. So the interviewers find this way, They're like,
Speaker 1: why don't we ask him to tell him what he
Speaker 1: thinks would have happened, Because he went to school for psychology, right,
Speaker 1: so he's trying to get in the mind of himself
Speaker 1: but telling a story. Like it's not like he's not
Speaker 1: gonna snitch on himself, but he's still an egomaniac. So
Speaker 1: it's like, well, what I think what happened would be this.
Speaker 1: You're dealing with someone with deep brutes psychological issues, and
Speaker 1: he gives this metaphor and this ship was dope. He's like,
Speaker 1: he's like, basically, you know, if you look at the
Speaker 1: mouth of a river as it comes to the ocean, right,
Speaker 1: the water that's at that mouth of the river is
Speaker 1: that the river water. Where has that water come from?
Speaker 1: What has happened to that water? That water came from
Speaker 1: a source way far away, and a million different things
Speaker 1: has happened to this water before it hit that ocean.
Speaker 1: So we're dealing with somebody who's at the ocean. But
Speaker 1: to really understand it, we got to go all the
Speaker 1: way back to the beginning. He said that ship, and
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, I give him some pussy. Tell
Speaker 1: me where the water came from? You know what I mean? Like,
Speaker 1: imagine he's kicking that game to you. You've never you're
Speaker 1: some young impressionable girl. It's always young college girl. Never
Speaker 1: heard a smart guy say anything smart in your entire life,
Speaker 1: and he just starts kicking game about life and about humanity, etcetera.
Speaker 1: You're gonna be at least enthralled to the point where
Speaker 1: you get into the car that can speak that way,
Speaker 1: be a little more eloquent. But we all so we
Speaker 1: also talked about though, like the looks like we always
Speaker 1: think that the serial killer or murderer has to look crazier,
Speaker 1: like he was gorgeous dude. That really stared. And that's
Speaker 1: why my argument was, when when all of these rapes
Speaker 1: are coming out about like when Chris Brown was accusing yes,
Speaker 1: he we found out like he doesn't need to rape.
Speaker 1: Sit here and think that certain men don't need to
Speaker 1: rape again, um like, like I hate to use that word,
Speaker 1: but to me, if you are a serial rapist, you
Speaker 1: must enjoy taking rape is a function of power. Right.
Speaker 1: A lot of times people blame the Catholic Church for
Speaker 1: for like creating rapists, and to me, that's not how
Speaker 1: I see it. I see people that have this incredible
Speaker 1: thirst for power and to be viewed as as god like,
Speaker 1: and then in their community they're going, well, who has
Speaker 1: all the power and who's viewed as God like the
Speaker 1: head priest. What you're saying is exactly why I believe
Speaker 1: those women who said Trump rapes them go on. I
Speaker 1: believe that wanting to be president when knowing you don't
Speaker 1: qualify for it, even making remarks like I could shoot
Speaker 1: someone up the avenue, like everybody knowing that someone you
Speaker 1: are watching the signs of someone sociopath. So there's something
Speaker 1: that that it is very important to understand. Trump and
Speaker 1: every other present have been a sociopath. It requires Yes, Obama,
Speaker 1: let me ask you a question. Have you heard about
Speaker 1: the drone strike program me, no, no, no, over in
Speaker 1: the Middle East, right, Yeah, and he what he was
Speaker 1: he actually did that. Yeah, I don't remember what it was.
Speaker 1: Now now he's doing weddings and ship a bunch of
Speaker 1: kids and that kind of now to take out a
Speaker 1: terrorists who was going to try and take us out.
Speaker 1: So he's doing it with good intentions. Because a person
Speaker 1: of that magnitude and power, any president, whatever decision they make,
Speaker 1: someone's going to get hurt. So that's why you have
Speaker 1: to be almost sociopathic, because the average person does not
Speaker 1: have the emotional capability to make a decision where people
Speaker 1: have to die because you don't have to make you
Speaker 1: I'm soldiers. You have to realize we don't live in
Speaker 1: a communist No, he's not the only one. Clarify to you.
Speaker 1: That's like the soldiers. It's not soldiers, right, it's the
Speaker 1: drone strike program. Was they would drop a drone. That
Speaker 1: was a way for oh, because they're dropping a drone
Speaker 1: on a wedding and to kill one person, but they're
Speaker 1: killing like the entire family went to the wedding. They
Speaker 1: may or may not have been involved, like little kids
Speaker 1: and that kind of show like that so like two
Speaker 1: and you have to Okay, now I'm not knocking Obama
Speaker 1: be his presidents have to make hard decisions, and that's
Speaker 1: a hard decision. You gotta protect your people, and we're
Speaker 1: his responsibility. And if I'm in that position and I
Speaker 1: think I could do something because it can protect you
Speaker 1: and you because you're my responsibility as president or whatever
Speaker 1: leader I am leading, I'm gonna make that hard decision.
Speaker 1: And you know what, I'm gonna make even a harder decision,
Speaker 1: which is to keep it silent. So y'all don't have
Speaker 1: it on your conscience. Do you know, Like I respect
Speaker 1: a man. It's almost like I gotta go out and
Speaker 1: do this funck shit. Okay, but you all got to
Speaker 1: know about it. Be because you should be able to
Speaker 1: live that joyful life that you have without knowing about
Speaker 1: don't carry this. I chose this role. I gotta be
Speaker 1: man enough to carry this, which is why sex workers
Speaker 1: don't be telling everybody this is what I do for
Speaker 1: my money. Don't worry about it. I'm going to get
Speaker 1: my money how I gotta get it. Announce what I'm
Speaker 1: doing to the right now, those sex workers decisions don't
Speaker 1: necessarily hurt people. Etcetera. That a lot of people judge
Speaker 1: sex workers seeing that they hurt families and things like that,
Speaker 1: which I really I think, if anything, they keep the
Speaker 1: families together. Because I was gonna say, I really don't
Speaker 1: believe because he's gonna cheat regardless, you might as well
Speaker 1: cheat in this controlled environment where he can't leave his family.
Speaker 1: I do want to bring up something totally random just
Speaker 1: a few minutes before we go. Something happened to me
Speaker 1: today and I'm hoping you guys can help me find
Speaker 1: this person. I haven't experienced in my life, but I've
Speaker 1: never had I know, Craigslist used to have misconnections. I
Speaker 1: was getting on the train after work. I walked further
Speaker 1: street took the train. It was a really good looking
Speaker 1: guy on this train, and I started walking toward him,
Speaker 1: just to be next to him because I want to
Speaker 1: see him closer. I put my hand on the poles
Speaker 1: hold on. This guy takes his hand and puts it
Speaker 1: on top of mine, and I pulled out my headphones
Speaker 1: and he said hey. I said hey, and he said, um,
Speaker 1: I like your coat. And I realized you said that
Speaker 1: because you just wanted to talk to me. I was like,
Speaker 1: thank you, and he's like it's really nice. He's like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's really cheap code. He's like, well, I won't tell anybody,
Speaker 1: and he's like looking me deep in my eyes. You know.
Speaker 1: It takes me, much like that clip of you, you
Speaker 1: a long time to get wet. I have never felt
Speaker 1: my body react that way. I was so nervous around
Speaker 1: this dude. I just said thank you a couple of
Speaker 1: hand my phone. When he left, he took his hand
Speaker 1: ad and I was like, yeo, I hope you have
Speaker 1: a great day, looking at me deep. He got off
Speaker 1: this train. You don't deserve him. He closed the door closed.
Speaker 1: He looked behind like did she see me? I'm looking.
Speaker 1: I walked up to like get back off the train,
Speaker 1: and the fucking train left. And I'm gonna describe him
Speaker 1: because I need you want to help. He was black,
Speaker 1: maybe six to nose ring tatted. His tattoos came up
Speaker 1: like all the way to the back of the nape
Speaker 1: of his that bro light skin, dark skin brown. I
Speaker 1: would say like, A I don't want to say what
Speaker 1: I was gonna because y'all don't think I love Yeah,
Speaker 1: I did you know him? He had like a grade
Speaker 1: jacket on today, but he got off a four team
Speaker 1: street okay, on the fucking f train, and I need
Speaker 1: y'all to just tag every don you know he had
Speaker 1: a New York you wanted to be a pulls to asshole.
Speaker 1: I'm still even his number, not even say hey, what's
Speaker 1: your name? Instagram? Hey check? When he got check here,
Speaker 1: I couldn't even talk, like I couldn't move like I
Speaker 1: was like my body was stuck, like I felt like
Speaker 1: I had met him so many times, right, And so
Speaker 1: I thought when he tapped me, like people all the time,
Speaker 1: you're like yo, like Noah, I really thought that that's
Speaker 1: what I didn't need you guys to find him. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm telling you a black guy with tattoos, and I
Speaker 1: really te okay, And I feel like the four team
Speaker 1: street thing will help. But here's the problem. I was
Speaker 1: gonna ride that same train the same time tomorrow. But
Speaker 1: I know that Nick ain't got No. Nine to five,
Speaker 1: not dressed like that. Well, I hope he's a scammer.
Speaker 1: I've been looking for a few Yes, I need these shoes,
Speaker 1: but I don't want to spend on never ever ever,
Speaker 1: at least sixty five percent off. I don't want to
Speaker 1: scammer giving me the fifty You guys ever had a
Speaker 1: miss connection? Um? Yeah, Actually when I landed from Atlanta
Speaker 1: at the airport, this nigga was so fun. I thought
Speaker 1: it was like probably a football players that's what talk. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we did, um he actually said I was. He was like,
Speaker 1: you're you're very pretty, and I was like thank you.
Speaker 1: And I looked at him and I'm like, we're both
Speaker 1: waiting on our ubers. Both of our ubers were taking four. Ever,
Speaker 1: this is Lokwardia. You know, there's fucking all the construction
Speaker 1: going on, and we're looking at each other the whole time.
Speaker 1: And I actually thought he was this um football player
Speaker 1: on the Giants that I followed, So bitch I went
Speaker 1: straight to his page and I was like, oh damn,
Speaker 1: that wasn't the same because I've just been a slide
Speaker 1: in the dams. I was sure it was the nigga
Speaker 1: he had like real NIGHTE had like eezys on and
Speaker 1: then like just a really nice, like plan I don't
Speaker 1: even know the material type of dressed, real nice and
Speaker 1: said he came here for business but lived in Atlanta.
Speaker 1: So I was like, bitch I was so man and
Speaker 1: he wasn't even the hype requirement. He was like maybe
Speaker 1: five eleven, and I was gonna make an exception. I was.
Speaker 1: He was beautiful. He was beautiful. I just prayed to
Speaker 1: God like he's got a receding hairline, he had a
Speaker 1: hat on. I hope he's a happish I hope he
Speaker 1: got kids. I hope he got hurt. I just something
Speaker 1: got to be wrong with him, because when I tell you,
Speaker 1: I'm a firm believer in past lives and have different
Speaker 1: dimensions my body. The way my body reacted to this.
Speaker 1: So here's how you need to think. If it's meant
Speaker 1: to be, he'll see him again. That's all that I
Speaker 1: always think about the universe. Yeah, if the universe what's
Speaker 1: for you will not go by, you always probably feel
Speaker 1: like that. Where'd you get that from? He said? Have
Speaker 1: you ever had a misconnections? For misconnection? Um damn? I
Speaker 1: which Craigslis was still here. Honestly, Usually if there's one
Speaker 1: of those moments, they slide in the d M s.
Speaker 1: I think he was known person, So that helps I
Speaker 1: think that. Yeah. Usually it's like some kind of look
Speaker 1: and then one of their friends might like I had
Speaker 1: a connection with somebody I had a girlfriend off of it,
Speaker 1: like we looked at each other. It was like a
Speaker 1: stare and it was like intense. And then one of
Speaker 1: their friends knew me from guy code and they're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: just slide in his MS. And I had a girlfriend
Speaker 1: for a year because actually sent a picture of herself.
Speaker 1: She's like, yeah, I think we saw each other and
Speaker 1: it was like her under the like the Virgin Mary.
Speaker 1: And then she's it was something like I'm the one
Speaker 1: on one, the one on the bottom. It was cute.
Speaker 1: It was like cute. It was like she wasn't the
Speaker 1: Virgin Mary. I was like, it's a connection. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: dated for a year. It was great. Well, do you
Speaker 1: want to go ahead and let him know what we're
Speaker 1: about to drop them off? I guess um. Guys again,
Speaker 1: thank you guys for everyone showing up to our tour.
Speaker 1: Thank you guys as well for being paid. We want
Speaker 1: to just tell y'all how much we appreciate you guys.
Speaker 1: Because of you, guys, we are able to go on tour,
Speaker 1: We're able to give out merch to our fifteen tier holders.
Speaker 1: You want to tell them what a little bit more
Speaker 1: about Patreon or anything about the tour coming up? Yeah,
Speaker 1: so with our Patreon right for the fifteen dollar tier.
Speaker 1: She mentioned, Mandy and I have been going back and
Speaker 1: forth regarding merch, about selling merch, designers making merch for us,
Speaker 1: and we are currently at this time really feeling like
Speaker 1: we only want merche for people that are that funk
Speaker 1: with us. Heavy um. One of you counts sorry left
Speaker 1: to comment under my picture that said, why the fund
Speaker 1: do I have to wait? Why do I have to
Speaker 1: wait a few months for you to send it? Why
Speaker 1: can't I just buy it? And to us, you know,
Speaker 1: we feel like this has earned When you walk into
Speaker 1: a show and you see someone with our shirt, you
Speaker 1: know that they had to earn it. By the way,
Speaker 1: real quick, we're talking about pussy price. Not only was
Speaker 1: we on Vice, not only was we on Hbo, not
Speaker 1: only are we have a soldo on tour bitch. Someone
Speaker 1: had a sign shout out to a trade shout out
Speaker 1: to a double He literally brought his own like shiny
Speaker 1: marker with his merch and he said, can y'all sign?
Speaker 1: You's been following us for a little long time, so
Speaker 1: we had our first autograph. I think that also dread
Speaker 1: who listens to the show. He was like yoky'll autograph
Speaker 1: show like stops on the bite on the niggas. But
Speaker 1: yeah not shut out, shout out, dread, shout out all
Speaker 1: of you guys. Definitely m We appreciate your support. Andrew,
Speaker 1: What do you have coming up? Let our listeners know
Speaker 1: where they can find you and what you have coming
Speaker 1: for them. Views from assists. Uh, my new comedy special
Speaker 1: is available right now YouTube dot com, slaghe de Andrew Schultz.
Speaker 1: I put a new uh chapter of it every Sunday there.
Speaker 1: I don't know when you guys are releasing this. When
Speaker 1: you guys releasing this, so Monday, So Monday, the fifth
Speaker 1: chapter will just have been up and then the sixth
Speaker 1: chapter will be right after that. There's a six different
Speaker 1: bits there in four different countries London, Oslow, UH, Copenhagen,
Speaker 1: and Amsterdam. UM got a joke, some just some very
Speaker 1: good stuff. It's been pretty amazing to see the response
Speaker 1: to it, Like we just hit over a million views
Speaker 1: for the special. So yeah, no, it's crazy because like
Speaker 1: when I did my last special, it took me eleven
Speaker 1: months to get the million, and now it took three
Speaker 1: weeks to get hit a million. It's really see that
Speaker 1: growth is yeah, absolutely, unreal. Unreal. So it's just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: go check it out. Go to YouTube dot com starts
Speaker 1: the Angel Shows, get lost in the wormhole, you know,
Speaker 1: just try, you know, click a clip and content. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that's the place for me. It's like for me,
Speaker 1: I think you really get the sense of me. Like,
Speaker 1: I don't think you understand me until you see my coming.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. I feel like this episode, even
Speaker 1: in the digging that we did, the questions you asked,
Speaker 1: how you wasn't shipped towards me, um, I feel like
Speaker 1: our audience is really going to connect with you more.
Speaker 1: And I actually I appreciated the conversation that we had,
Speaker 1: and I think it's one that we kind of just
Speaker 1: keep it with you. I had. I hate to say this,
Speaker 1: I had such high hopes for our episode we all
Speaker 1: did with all four of us with Wax, and it
Speaker 1: wasn't what I wanted. And I think it's because we
Speaker 1: can I think when you have two men in the
Speaker 1: room sometimes it gets this pro vibe that we can't
Speaker 1: get when just one person is with us. And I
Speaker 1: really didn't like it as much as I thought I would, like,
Speaker 1: I felt like you weren't as funny. You didn't joke
Speaker 1: as often as you have. And I'm like, oh, because
Speaker 1: I will also say now it's we We also didn't
Speaker 1: have the open relationship that we do with Andrew like
Speaker 1: Andrew is. We've we've talked, especially since the whole flagrant thing.
Speaker 1: We just sat an hour before the studio and talk
Speaker 1: to him. Now, at that point, we had kind of
Speaker 1: just met Andrew and we were fans from Brain Idiots
Speaker 1: and listening to him. You went to all of his shows.
Speaker 1: You were bringing your lovers to his shows, so I
Speaker 1: brought one. I mean, I'm just saying, oh, So I
Speaker 1: think now like we can appreciate Andrew for who he is,
Speaker 1: his jokes and also as a person. So we could
Speaker 1: vibe you know, I don't know what it is. You know,
Speaker 1: I ain't paying from my uber. We don't already went
Speaker 1: back that So what I think we talked about. I
Speaker 1: just think, yeah, I think I think that's absolutely right.
Speaker 1: You get to meet some of you understand more and
Speaker 1: like you understand their sensibility in a sense of humor.
Speaker 1: And I could see that maybe with the episode, Like
Speaker 1: you know, a lot of a lot of these episodes
Speaker 1: are really exploring yourselves. So it's like a lot of
Speaker 1: times you might have a guest, but it's really how
Speaker 1: that guest exposes things about you guys, and we we're
Speaker 1: opening up a lot more than I think we would
Speaker 1: have ever thought we would have, which is also talked abortions.
Speaker 1: We didn't talk about our abortions. We haven't talk about
Speaker 1: their s happened. I don't talk about dry but I'd
Speaker 1: be wondering like if I ever got a committee. Right,
Speaker 1: So it's like, so here's a perfect example of, like,
Speaker 1: you know, of the dynamic of a show. A lot
Speaker 1: of times when I watch a show, I'm trying to
Speaker 1: understand the dynamic of it, you know, not like oh
Speaker 1: is it funny? Is it seriously it's sad? It's like
Speaker 1: what is the what is like the what is the
Speaker 1: flow of the show? Yeah? And most potly like what
Speaker 1: do people getting out of the show without even realizing it?
Speaker 1: And the host as well. So it's like today, just
Speaker 1: for me kind of like understanding your show, it's really
Speaker 1: about learning something about yourselves and your audience learned something
Speaker 1: about themselves through you guys doing it. So you guys
Speaker 1: become this vehicle for their questions I mean in a
Speaker 1: lot of way, that's how that's how Rogan works, right.
Speaker 1: It's like Rogan is not there to combat the guests.
Speaker 1: He's there to learn and understand, right. So I think, Um,
Speaker 1: maybe when it was me and Wax here, it was
Speaker 1: all of us kind of joking around, but it wasn't
Speaker 1: a traditional like what are we going to expose about
Speaker 1: you guys? You know? Whereas whereas maybe if it was
Speaker 1: just Wax and you guys, you might have that moment
Speaker 1: in his way and like me and you guys who
Speaker 1: might have that moment this way? And um, yeah, I
Speaker 1: think I don't know. Maybe listeners, maybe they'll maybe the
Speaker 1: reason why they're like, hey, yeah, we love you to
Speaker 1: Brit talk this guy. It's not really did they want
Speaker 1: you to talk to the guy they wanted? Yeah, they
Speaker 1: want to know what it is about themselves that they
Speaker 1: see in that because we don't interview, right, So, which
Speaker 1: is much like probably why Mandy was say, let's get
Speaker 1: to the horrible decision because we very rarely asked someone
Speaker 1: where are you from? How did you grow up? I
Speaker 1: want to a big shout out to Premium Pete on
Speaker 1: the Hunter episode, I don't listen to premium Pete. But
Speaker 1: I'm a big fan of Heather Hunter, and I never
Speaker 1: it made me really think the next time, we haven't
Speaker 1: to me, that's an icon for porn. Sure we have
Speaker 1: someone like that. That's how I want to speak. And
Speaker 1: the second I listened to that, I did that I
Speaker 1: Cosh episode and I talked to him differently. I listened
Speaker 1: to Pete saying this woman does porn. The first thing
Speaker 1: out of my mouth would not have been the ship.
Speaker 1: He asked, like, so where'd you grab? It was nothing
Speaker 1: about sex. I mean, it took a minute to get
Speaker 1: to the sex, like what was your first job like?
Speaker 1: And then you start learning that she worked at this club,
Speaker 1: and then it was getting sexual and she was saying
Speaker 1: it by herself. He didn't even need to ask nothing
Speaker 1: like she'd let everything on herself. So that night I
Speaker 1: wrote on Cosh's outline and the first few questions I asked,
Speaker 1: like tell me how it was when he grew up,
Speaker 1: and he was getting deeper and deeper, and he's like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to do this. And it was great
Speaker 1: because we very rarely have people on that we don't
Speaker 1: want to just join the convo, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like I don't really feel like many times, much like
Speaker 1: a Joe Rogan has these huge people on for a purpose,
Speaker 1: we don't really do that. I mean I think we
Speaker 1: did with the guy. We we we we we bring
Speaker 1: them on. We don't we didn't ask about it. You
Speaker 1: guys do a version the right. So it's like, the
Speaker 1: reason I likened it to that is because you guys
Speaker 1: bring on experts, whether it's an expert at the background, right,
Speaker 1: whether it's an expert about being a funk boy, or
Speaker 1: whether it's an expert about being you know, some who's
Speaker 1: dealt with HIV or porn of these types of things.
Speaker 1: You're dealing with people who are experts, right, and you're
Speaker 1: basically having them come in and say, hey, teach me
Speaker 1: about what you guys know about that's our purpose. And
Speaker 1: the reason why why people it resonates with people is
Speaker 1: because you guys are willing to learn, right, You're willing
Speaker 1: to take in the information, and then the people learn
Speaker 1: through you and they trust you to ask the questions
Speaker 1: that they want to know and the questions they don't
Speaker 1: even know they want to know. That's a good and
Speaker 1: that's a great point. And may we sit here and
Speaker 1: you and we have this conversation. Not only are you
Speaker 1: maybe learning about me, maybe you guys are learning about
Speaker 1: your relationship with me. Maybe I'm learning about my relationship
Speaker 1: with women. Right I'm I'm coming from this guy who's
Speaker 1: used to maybe dating multiple women, you guys are used
Speaker 1: to dating. And I felt like a little guilt that
Speaker 1: I could feel affection to more than one woman. And
Speaker 1: then you said, you know what, I can compart to
Speaker 1: the carmentalized compartmentalized friendships. Why can't I compartmentalize lovers? And
Speaker 1: then I thought to myself, Wow, I feel normal because
Speaker 1: you just explained the feeling I had that I didn't
Speaker 1: know how to articulate. You see what I'm saying. So
Speaker 1: people watching that felt guilty all of a sudden are going, well,
Speaker 1: maybe that's why I feel quite comfortable in these multip relationships,
Speaker 1: because that's how my regular life is, and that's how Yeah,
Speaker 1: I hope even you have a different conversation. When you
Speaker 1: told me about that, I said to you, like, do
Speaker 1: they know? And you're like, I mean, they gotta know.
Speaker 1: But like when I didn't say it is, do she
Speaker 1: is that? I said, I didn't say, as do I
Speaker 1: think what I was trying to say is they they
Speaker 1: have to be aware because they often will say I'm
Speaker 1: not asking you to be what is it just me
Speaker 1: or whatever that is exclusive? So if you're if you
Speaker 1: bring up the idea of exclusivity, that means the assumption
Speaker 1: is right. So in a way, am I. I don't
Speaker 1: think you have to throw in a girl's face you
Speaker 1: other girls, I think in anyway, in a lot of ways,
Speaker 1: that's selfish because it's like, yeah, I'm getting a ship off.
Speaker 1: Much as you deal with this hot pitat right, I'd
Speaker 1: rather just be like, if we have the exclusivity conversation, Hey,
Speaker 1: you brought it up. I honest with you. But until
Speaker 1: you bring it up, let's keep it real like you
Speaker 1: might be doing something. I'm not gonna put anything on you.
Speaker 1: I like that. I think you would just always be
Speaker 1: open if they ask a thousand percent. And that's one
Speaker 1: thing I learned because unspoken ship sometimes it's weird, and
Speaker 1: this is something it was. It was has been quite
Speaker 1: eye opening for me. Um, don't waste a girl's time
Speaker 1: because that time is valuable, especially older girls like girls
Speaker 1: in their late twenties, late twenties, thirties. When I mean
Speaker 1: older it's like, I know I'm looking for something so exactly.
Speaker 1: So it's like that point the second I realize that
Speaker 1: I don't want to I don't see a future with
Speaker 1: a girl year old, what I know, what I say
Speaker 1: to the girl is I go, I go, hey, I
Speaker 1: just want to let you know that I don't see
Speaker 1: this going anywhere. I used to drag it on and
Speaker 1: the girl with no deep down that I wasn't into it,
Speaker 1: but she lied to herself, and then when it finally
Speaker 1: broke off, she'd be so fucking pissed to me because
Speaker 1: she's like, I knew this whole fucking time. You didn't
Speaker 1: like me. When I break it off quick now, instead
Speaker 1: of being upset, which was my fear, they're like, thank you,
Speaker 1: I appreciate you not wasting my fucking time. And it's
Speaker 1: like this really yeah, it's of course, because it's like, yo,
Speaker 1: you kept a real with me. You didn't waste my time.
Speaker 1: I'm in my thirties, I want something else. I could
Speaker 1: have been strong on for a year and lost another
Speaker 1: year in my life, and you didn't do that, and
Speaker 1: I appreciates just nothing into you. Ideology is so important,
Speaker 1: as brutal as it is we all need it, which
Speaker 1: is why, bitch, we needed to tell you about that
Speaker 1: dude that you married. Yes, well, Andrew want to thank
Speaker 1: you for joining us. And this has been yet guys,
Speaker 1: another episode, old poor decision. Enjoy this clip from our
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