Speaker 1: Rooking Jebels. Second date update. The guy on the phone
Speaker 1: for a second date update today thinks he's not getting
Speaker 1: a call back because his date caught him in a
Speaker 1: very awkward situation, a situation that he did not want
Speaker 1: her to know about. Sounding saw the whole thing, and
Speaker 1: now he thinks that ruined his date. We find out
Speaker 1: what that is in just a second, but first let's
Speaker 1: talk to him a little bit more. Alan, what's up?
Speaker 1: How are you? I'm all right? How are you doing good?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're turning red right now just even
Speaker 1: thinking about what happened, aren't you? No? Hope? Yeah, all right.
Speaker 1: We'll get to that awkward situation in just a second,
Speaker 1: but first, tell us a little bit about your date.
Speaker 1: What's her name Erica? Erica? And where did you meet Erica?
Speaker 1: I met her online? Okay? And have you been doing
Speaker 1: the online thing for a while or is this one
Speaker 1: of your first first goes at it? A little bit
Speaker 1: in the middle is not a first go But I'm
Speaker 1: you know, I haven't like you know, some people online
Speaker 1: every week, multiple date. That's not me. So you know,
Speaker 1: I've I've been around a little bit. Okay, So what
Speaker 1: struck you about Erica. Well, I thought her photo was adorable,
Speaker 1: and you know, I wanted to meet up with her
Speaker 1: just to make sure she was the you know how
Speaker 1: that is, make sure she's the guy on the photo
Speaker 1: kind of thing. So you weren't getting catfished. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: So I'm not meeting like, you know, what's man my
Speaker 1: father's age or something. So and did she follow through?
Speaker 1: Did it look like her? And she was in fact Erica? Yes,
Speaker 1: she adorable, freckles and her giggle that just yes. I
Speaker 1: was pretty quickly I went this girl's pretty great, okay,
Speaker 1: And where'd you guys go? Would you do? So we
Speaker 1: found out that we work not far from each other.
Speaker 1: So in the middle of that there's a hotel bar.
Speaker 1: So I'm like that, you know, that's that's cool to
Speaker 1: meet up there, nice informal now, and I like that
Speaker 1: little risky to be like the hotel. Yes, I was
Speaker 1: gonna say a little risky to be like, hey, you
Speaker 1: want to meet up at a hotel? Oh weird. I
Speaker 1: happened to be staying here tonight. If you wanted to
Speaker 1: come up to my room for a few minutes, you
Speaker 1: just slide your key card across the table. To her
Speaker 1: that get there. That was not the intention. So did
Speaker 1: she know that wasn't the intention. I'm sure you know.
Speaker 1: It's one of those things. I think she even suggested.
Speaker 1: I can't remember, but you know, just kind of one
Speaker 1: of those informal things and the things aren't great, it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: you know what, I just shoot back down to work
Speaker 1: kind of thing, you know, like you can get that
Speaker 1: little bail out. So that was kind of the big idea,
Speaker 1: you know. Okay, and how was it? It was great.
Speaker 1: We talked and you set that you know, that timer
Speaker 1: in your head like oh at this point, I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, we've been talking about an hour. So
Speaker 1: after you know, that first hour, then I always suggests
Speaker 1: a movie and she said yeah, so oh cool. So
Speaker 1: you guys went to the movies afterr Nope, okay, so
Speaker 1: she said no, no, she said yes, But then that's
Speaker 1: when the awkward thing happened. So, um, you pee your
Speaker 1: pants because you were excited? No, but the restroom was involved.
Speaker 1: So uh, I told her, okay, let's meet back in
Speaker 1: the lobby. Went around the corner, had to sneeze really bad.
Speaker 1: There was the tapestried thing hanging on the wall. Sneezed
Speaker 1: all over it on accident or on purpose? No, I
Speaker 1: just it just hit me all of a sudden, and
Speaker 1: I reached the only thing around and there was this
Speaker 1: fabric hang on the wall and sneezed into it. Um,
Speaker 1: so you used a piece of the hotel as a handkerchief. Basically, Well,
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't know what to do. I mean,
Speaker 1: it was the first thing I could grab. It's right there.
Speaker 1: I don't you know, you're not just gonna sneeze on yourself.
Speaker 1: So yeah, that's that's what happened. See, I always go
Speaker 1: for a sleeve first, but apparently you different. No, I mean,
Speaker 1: I guess the brain was probably like, look, you're not
Speaker 1: gonna sneeze on myself because I'm going to see her
Speaker 1: in a couple of minutes, so you don't want that
Speaker 1: all over your sleeve. Yeah. Gross, you're making it sound
Speaker 1: so mucasy. Well yeah it was. I mean it was bad.
Speaker 1: There was a lot of a lot of stuff. And
Speaker 1: then that's not it though. Right then she came around
Speaker 1: the corner and had seen that. She basically saw you
Speaker 1: blowing your nose on the hotel's furnishings. Yeah, exactly. So yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, yes, yeah, that pretty big turn off if
Speaker 1: I saw that, or any females saw that, well yeah,
Speaker 1: And then pretty quickly was like, oh, you know what,
Speaker 1: it's later than I thought, and you know, we'll catch
Speaker 1: up again later, and you know that kind of thing.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, ah, this is a blowoff. And so
Speaker 1: we hugged, and I'm like, let's catch that movie later,
Speaker 1: and she said sure. And you know, I've texted a
Speaker 1: couple of times and either yeah, I'm real busy or
Speaker 1: I don't hear back from her. So did she not
Speaker 1: want to see the movie? Did she see the whole
Speaker 1: sneeze thing like that's kind of my Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't think it was the movie that did you.
Speaker 1: And I think it was sneezing all over things. Oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, I'm surprised to give you a hug after
Speaker 1: the description there's nothing on my sleeves. At least she
Speaker 1: knew that. All right, Well, we'll play a song, comeback
Speaker 1: call her and get your second date update. All right, great, yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you? Please? Yeah, man, hang on five rooking jubil
Speaker 1: in the morning. Second, if you're just joining U for
Speaker 1: today's second date update. Alan is on the phone and
Speaker 1: he wants to call Erica. They met online ended up
Speaker 1: going out for drinks at a hotel bar between where
Speaker 1: they both work, and he says he thinks she's not
Speaker 1: calling him back because of an awkward moment where he
Speaker 1: said let's go to a movie and she was like okay,
Speaker 1: and then he went to the bathroom, but he had
Speaker 1: a sneeze really bad on his way to the bathroom
Speaker 1: and ended up grabbing like a curtain in the hotel
Speaker 1: and sneezing all over that right when she came around
Speaker 1: the corner and saw him. And then after that she
Speaker 1: was like, I don't want to go to a movie
Speaker 1: and she hasn't called him ever since, So we're thinking
Speaker 1: that the sneeze did him in. And you know what, Alan,
Speaker 1: and these second date updates, I've helped a lot of
Speaker 1: people get dates and had their back like cheaters, a
Speaker 1: couple attempted murderers, I think, And honestly, I don't think
Speaker 1: I can have your back on this one. If she
Speaker 1: says no because you sneeze, that is just disgusting. It's horrible.
Speaker 1: Everybody sneezes horrible, but everybody doesn't blow liquids into the
Speaker 1: hotel curtains like that's gross, dude, like says lit the
Speaker 1: last minute, like like what are you gonna do? So
Speaker 1: I didn't plan it out. It wasn't like, oh so
Speaker 1: there wasn't malicious intent here, Okay, I understand that. I
Speaker 1: never asked what did you say to her when she
Speaker 1: came around the corner and saw you. I just tried
Speaker 1: to play it off like, well, this is in the bathroom.
Speaker 1: I can't find the bathroom trying it looked like it.
Speaker 1: She thinks you're going to do other things on that
Speaker 1: then probably do you know? I was going the bathroom.
Speaker 1: It's you know, like it's always the bathrooms the farthest
Speaker 1: away from the door that there's this curve around right.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, I'm gonna dollar phone number right now,
Speaker 1: you're ready? Yeah, here we go. Hello, Hi, can I
Speaker 1: speak to Erica? Please? This is Erica. Hey, what's up? Erica?
Speaker 1: How are you? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewil
Speaker 1: in the Morning. Um, it's a radio show. Did I
Speaker 1: win something? Not? Well? Maybe I don't know. We'll find out.
Speaker 1: I guess I'm calling you because you recently went out
Speaker 1: on a date with one of our listeners and they
Speaker 1: emailed us to see if we get a hold of you.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, so you might have won a date
Speaker 1: with this person maybe? Oh yeah, yeah, who's the mystery man.
Speaker 1: It's a segment we do on our show called the
Speaker 1: second Date Update. So you recently went out with a
Speaker 1: dude named Alan? Oh yeah, yes, I did not as
Speaker 1: excited anymore? No, not super excited. So you didn't like Alan? Um? Sorry,
Speaker 1: I don't know if I want to talk to you
Speaker 1: guys about this. Well awkward. I know it's awkward, but
Speaker 1: Alan really wants to know why you're not calling him back,
Speaker 1: because he said he enjoyed your date a lot and
Speaker 1: really felt like you guys connected. Oh gosh, Oh that's sweet,
Speaker 1: isn't it? Bless his heart? He thought we connected? That
Speaker 1: was a yeah he read that really wrong. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think he kind of did. It was, I mean, if
Speaker 1: I'm being honest, it was. I felt like the whole
Speaker 1: date was kind of just a bust from the start. Really,
Speaker 1: why what I mean? From the very beginning? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: just felt uncomfortable, Like the whole time we were together,
Speaker 1: it was just very awkward and uncomfortable. And you guys
Speaker 1: were on two separate dates then, because he didn't feel
Speaker 1: that at all. He thought you guys were getting along perfectly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he said that you guys were like connecting, talking about
Speaker 1: your families, sharing intimate details of your lives together. We
Speaker 1: talked about that stuff, because I mean, what else are
Speaker 1: you going to talk about on the first date, Like
Speaker 1: at first you're gonna say, you know, do you having siblings?
Speaker 1: Where's your family from? Like it's all just you know,
Speaker 1: stupid small talk. But that doesn't mean you were connecting
Speaker 1: well courting him and then you were connecting. Okay, what
Speaker 1: did they do that made you feel so uncomfortable or
Speaker 1: what about the date made you feel uncomfortable? Um? I guess.
Speaker 1: I mean you know those people who were like just
Speaker 1: close talkers, Oh yeah, yeah, he is one of them.
Speaker 1: He's just a really close talker. So he just he
Speaker 1: was like leaning in like super close to my face
Speaker 1: the whole time, Like literally I could feel the heat
Speaker 1: of his breath. Again, that's the worst everyone just felt
Speaker 1: that for you. Yeah, did it seem like he does
Speaker 1: that normally or was he doing it to you because
Speaker 1: he was trying to be sexy? That's an excellent question.
Speaker 1: I wish I knew. I you know, I never met
Speaker 1: him before, so I don't know if that's just how
Speaker 1: he is or if he was trying to be like
Speaker 1: flirty or seductive, but it was like I would try
Speaker 1: to lean away and then he would come closer, and
Speaker 1: it was like a vicious When was the point where
Speaker 1: you knew that there was no way that you were
Speaker 1: going to go out with this guy again? At one
Speaker 1: point he went to go get his strings, so I
Speaker 1: was like, Okay, this is good, he'll come back and like,
Speaker 1: I'll established a more space between us. And then when
Speaker 1: he came back, he like even stood close to me
Speaker 1: and just like watched me while I drank. It was
Speaker 1: like every move I made, he was just like there
Speaker 1: in my pard. WHOA, that is strange. Okay, so why
Speaker 1: did you make plans to go to the movies with him? Then? Well? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I said yes to it because it seemed like an
Speaker 1: easy way for me to at least get away from
Speaker 1: him for like a second, so then I could like
Speaker 1: text him and say that I had like a stomach
Speaker 1: ache or something because I couldn't get away from him otherwise.
Speaker 1: Oh all right, so you're just trying to ditch him. Wow? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was trying to ditch him, and then I ran
Speaker 1: into him when he was looking for the restroom. That sucks.
Speaker 1: He told us that he saw you on the way
Speaker 1: out when he was looking for the restroom, and it
Speaker 1: seemed awkward between you guys at that moment. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was awkward because I felt like he probably knew that
Speaker 1: I was trying to get away. I don't think he did.
Speaker 1: Yeah he did either. Let's ask him. Why don't we
Speaker 1: ask him if he did, because he's actually on the
Speaker 1: other line listening and wants to talk to you. Erica. What. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's been listening to this this whole time. Yeah, unless
Speaker 1: they hung up. Allen, are you still there? Still here? Hello, Erica?
Speaker 1: I suddenly feel bad for Allen. Hi. Oh, you're planning
Speaker 1: on ditch for me the whole time, not the whole time.
Speaker 1: I just oh that that feels great. The most two
Speaker 1: seconds were tolerable, wonderful. Well, I'm sorry, I just like
Speaker 1: wasn't feeling it. I was, I mean, I was stealing
Speaker 1: your brats, but I wasn't feeling the spark. I can't
Speaker 1: believe you told these guys I'm a close talker. Is
Speaker 1: that what you really think that? Yes, you are a
Speaker 1: close talker. Your lips were basically touching my ear. It
Speaker 1: was allowed, bar I had to get close so we
Speaker 1: could hear each other. I don't want to sit there
Speaker 1: and you know, yell across the table, so I get
Speaker 1: close to hear what you have to say. And you
Speaker 1: know what it was. I was really having a great time.
Speaker 1: You seem like a very nice guy. But it just I,
Speaker 1: you know, feeling the heat of your breath. I could
Speaker 1: like tell what you would have to lunch that day,
Speaker 1: like it seemed like maybe it was fish and chips.
Speaker 1: I don't know, Oh my god, yeah that shows what
Speaker 1: you know. It was chicken strips. Could even talking Erica
Speaker 1: if you got the food wrong, Wow, my mistake. Guys
Speaker 1: stand corrected. Come on, Alan, have you ever had a
Speaker 1: problem before? Is anyone ever told you that maybe you
Speaker 1: invaded other people's personal space? This is news to me.
Speaker 1: Like I was telling you earlier. I was so excited.
Speaker 1: Everything was going so well, I thought, and then this,
Speaker 1: it's like, then just say something just like had that's
Speaker 1: a date? Just go hey, back up a little. I
Speaker 1: don't know, like give me a chance, you know, would
Speaker 1: that have worked? Alan? If Erica said, hey, you're like
Speaker 1: really in my faith back up and then just like
Speaker 1: shoulder checked you I don't know, like back to shoulder checked,
Speaker 1: but just like you know, or something like that. You know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I can't read mine, you know, That's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. So I mean, I guess I'm a believer
Speaker 1: in pheromones. Then I feel like if he was close
Speaker 1: to me and I wasn't like feeling attracted to him
Speaker 1: and didn't like like the feeling of his breast and
Speaker 1: the smell and all about, then it wasn't gonna work. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's hard to argue against Alan. She just didn't like
Speaker 1: that you were a close talker. She didn't even know
Speaker 1: about you blowing your nose on the hotel wall. Wait,
Speaker 1: what seriously, why did you huh pick a man when
Speaker 1: he's down. It's a good thing, Alan, Wait, what happened? Nothing?
Speaker 1: I blew my nose in the hotel wall. You saw it? What?
Speaker 1: I literally have no idea what you're talking about. Then
Speaker 1: then we're cool. Never mind, I don't know that you're cool, Alan,
Speaker 1: I think you're far from cool right now. I never
Speaker 1: saw you blow your nose on a hotel wall. Okay,
Speaker 1: well I thought you did, and that's why I thought
Speaker 1: you weren't calling me back because I blew my nose
Speaker 1: on a hotel wall. But now I find out I'm
Speaker 1: a close talker. Man. A guy can't be a close
Speaker 1: talker and blows knows in the hotel wall without just
Speaker 1: getting murdered for it. Erica, would you like to go
Speaker 1: out with Alan again on a second date? We will
Speaker 1: pay for it. No, I mean, I want to talk
Speaker 1: you into it because I feel bad for Allen. But
Speaker 1: I I feel bad for him too, but I don't
Speaker 1: want to go out with him again. And everyone just
Speaker 1: stopped feeling bad for me. Okay, now I know. Now
Speaker 1: I know you don't sneeze on hotel walls and you
Speaker 1: don't close talk. So lessons learn. Walking away from this
Speaker 1: a better man, thank you, yet a little battered, but
Speaker 1: a better man text in at seven, eight, five, nine
Speaker 1: tiers as well. At least that guy took it like
Speaker 1: a man. If you missed today's second date update, Alan
Speaker 1: wanted to call Erica. He wasn't sure why she wasn't
Speaker 1: calling him back after their date. He thought it was
Speaker 1: because she saw him sneeze into like a curtain or
Speaker 1: something at a hotel. Because he had a sneeze and
Speaker 1: she thought that he was disgusting because that she didn't
Speaker 1: even notice that he sneezed. She was just trying to
Speaker 1: get away from the date because apparently he's one of
Speaker 1: those real close talker people. Yeah, awkward. And then we
Speaker 1: kind of broke the news to her that he also
Speaker 1: sneezed into a curtain at the hotel and she was
Speaker 1: kind of grossed out by that, and so they decided
Speaker 1: not to go out. Remember, if you want to do
Speaker 1: a second day and update, I have to do his
Speaker 1: email the show and we will call the person who
Speaker 1: didn't call you back.