WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: The Sneezer

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<v Speaker 1>Rooking Jebels. Second date update. The guy on the phone

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<v Speaker 1>for a second date update today thinks he's not getting

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<v Speaker 1>a call back because his date caught him in a

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<v Speaker 1>very awkward situation, a situation that he did not want

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<v Speaker 1>her to know about. Sounding saw the whole thing, and

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<v Speaker 1>now he thinks that ruined his date. We find out

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<v Speaker 1>what that is in just a second, but first let's

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<v Speaker 1>talk to him a little bit more. Alan, what's up?

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<v Speaker 1>How are you? I'm all right? How are you doing good?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, you're turning red right now just even

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<v Speaker 1>thinking about what happened, aren't you? No? Hope? Yeah, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll get to that awkward situation in just a second,

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<v Speaker 1>but first, tell us a little bit about your date.

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<v Speaker 1>What's her name Erica? Erica? And where did you meet Erica?

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<v Speaker 1>I met her online? Okay? And have you been doing

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<v Speaker 1>the online thing for a while or is this one

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<v Speaker 1>of your first first goes at it? A little bit

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<v Speaker 1>in the middle is not a first go But I'm

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I haven't like you know, some people online

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<v Speaker 1>every week, multiple date. That's not me. So you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I've I've been around a little bit. Okay, So what

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<v Speaker 1>struck you about Erica. Well, I thought her photo was adorable,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know, I wanted to meet up with her

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<v Speaker 1>just to make sure she was the you know how

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<v Speaker 1>that is, make sure she's the guy on the photo

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<v Speaker 1>kind of thing. So you weren't getting catfished. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm not meeting like, you know, what's man my

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<v Speaker 1>father's age or something. So and did she follow through?

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<v Speaker 1>Did it look like her? And she was in fact Erica? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>she adorable, freckles and her giggle that just yes. I

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<v Speaker 1>was pretty quickly I went this girl's pretty great, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>And where'd you guys go? Would you do? So we

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<v Speaker 1>found out that we work not far from each other.

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<v Speaker 1>So in the middle of that there's a hotel bar.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm like that, you know, that's that's cool to

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<v Speaker 1>meet up there, nice informal now, and I like that

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<v Speaker 1>little risky to be like the hotel. Yes, I was

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<v Speaker 1>gonna say a little risky to be like, hey, you

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<v Speaker 1>want to meet up at a hotel? Oh weird. I

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<v Speaker 1>happened to be staying here tonight. If you wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>come up to my room for a few minutes, you

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<v Speaker 1>just slide your key card across the table. To her

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<v Speaker 1>that get there. That was not the intention. So did

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<v Speaker 1>she know that wasn't the intention. I'm sure you know.

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<v Speaker 1>It's one of those things. I think she even suggested.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't remember, but you know, just kind of one

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<v Speaker 1>of those informal things and the things aren't great, it's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, I just shoot back down to work

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<v Speaker 1>kind of thing, you know, like you can get that

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<v Speaker 1>little bail out. So that was kind of the big idea,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. Okay, and how was it? It was great.

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<v Speaker 1>We talked and you set that you know, that timer

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<v Speaker 1>in your head like oh at this point, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my gosh, we've been talking about an hour. So

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<v Speaker 1>after you know, that first hour, then I always suggests

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<v Speaker 1>a movie and she said yeah, so oh cool. So

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<v Speaker 1>you guys went to the movies afterr Nope, okay, so

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<v Speaker 1>she said no, no, she said yes, But then that's

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<v Speaker 1>when the awkward thing happened. So, um, you pee your

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<v Speaker 1>pants because you were excited? No, but the restroom was involved.

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<v Speaker 1>So uh, I told her, okay, let's meet back in

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<v Speaker 1>the lobby. Went around the corner, had to sneeze really bad.

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<v Speaker 1>There was the tapestried thing hanging on the wall. Sneezed

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<v Speaker 1>all over it on accident or on purpose? No, I

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<v Speaker 1>just it just hit me all of a sudden, and

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<v Speaker 1>I reached the only thing around and there was this

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<v Speaker 1>fabric hang on the wall and sneezed into it. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>so you used a piece of the hotel as a handkerchief. Basically, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't. I didn't know what to do. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>it was the first thing I could grab. It's right there.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't you know, you're not just gonna sneeze on yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, that's that's what happened. See, I always go

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<v Speaker 1>for a sleeve first, but apparently you different. No, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess the brain was probably like, look, you're not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna sneeze on myself because I'm going to see her

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<v Speaker 1>in a couple of minutes, so you don't want that

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<v Speaker 1>all over your sleeve. Yeah. Gross, you're making it sound

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<v Speaker 1>so mucasy. Well yeah it was. I mean it was bad.

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<v Speaker 1>There was a lot of a lot of stuff. And

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<v Speaker 1>then that's not it though. Right then she came around

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<v Speaker 1>the corner and had seen that. She basically saw you

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<v Speaker 1>blowing your nose on the hotel's furnishings. Yeah, exactly. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, yes, yeah, that pretty big turn off if

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<v Speaker 1>I saw that, or any females saw that, well yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>And then pretty quickly was like, oh, you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>it's later than I thought, and you know, we'll catch

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<v Speaker 1>up again later, and you know that kind of thing.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, ah, this is a blowoff. And so

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<v Speaker 1>we hugged, and I'm like, let's catch that movie later,

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<v Speaker 1>and she said sure. And you know, I've texted a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of times and either yeah, I'm real busy or

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<v Speaker 1>I don't hear back from her. So did she not

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<v Speaker 1>want to see the movie? Did she see the whole

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<v Speaker 1>sneeze thing like that's kind of my Yeah, I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think it was the movie that did you.

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<v Speaker 1>And I think it was sneezing all over things. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my gosh, I'm surprised to give you a hug after

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<v Speaker 1>the description there's nothing on my sleeves. At least she

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<v Speaker 1>knew that. All right, Well, we'll play a song, comeback

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<v Speaker 1>call her and get your second date update. All right, great, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you? Please? Yeah, man, hang on five rooking jubil

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning. Second, if you're just joining U for

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<v Speaker 1>today's second date update. Alan is on the phone and

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<v Speaker 1>he wants to call Erica. They met online ended up

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<v Speaker 1>going out for drinks at a hotel bar between where

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<v Speaker 1>they both work, and he says he thinks she's not

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<v Speaker 1>calling him back because of an awkward moment where he

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<v Speaker 1>said let's go to a movie and she was like okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and then he went to the bathroom, but he had

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<v Speaker 1>a sneeze really bad on his way to the bathroom

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<v Speaker 1>and ended up grabbing like a curtain in the hotel

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<v Speaker 1>and sneezing all over that right when she came around

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<v Speaker 1>the corner and saw him. And then after that she

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<v Speaker 1>was like, I don't want to go to a movie

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<v Speaker 1>and she hasn't called him ever since, So we're thinking

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<v Speaker 1>that the sneeze did him in. And you know what, Alan,

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<v Speaker 1>and these second date updates, I've helped a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>people get dates and had their back like cheaters, a

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<v Speaker 1>couple attempted murderers, I think, And honestly, I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>I can have your back on this one. If she

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<v Speaker 1>says no because you sneeze, that is just disgusting. It's horrible.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody sneezes horrible, but everybody doesn't blow liquids into the

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<v Speaker 1>hotel curtains like that's gross, dude, like says lit the

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<v Speaker 1>last minute, like like what are you gonna do? So

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't plan it out. It wasn't like, oh so

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<v Speaker 1>there wasn't malicious intent here, Okay, I understand that. I

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<v Speaker 1>never asked what did you say to her when she

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<v Speaker 1>came around the corner and saw you. I just tried

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<v Speaker 1>to play it off like, well, this is in the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't find the bathroom trying it looked like it.

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<v Speaker 1>She thinks you're going to do other things on that

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<v Speaker 1>then probably do you know? I was going the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 1>It's you know, like it's always the bathrooms the farthest

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<v Speaker 1>away from the door that there's this curve around right.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Well, I'm gonna dollar phone number right now,

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<v Speaker 1>you're ready? Yeah, here we go. Hello, Hi, can I

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<v Speaker 1>speak to Erica? Please? This is Erica. Hey, what's up? Erica?

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<v Speaker 1>How are you? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewil

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<v Speaker 1>in the Morning. Um, it's a radio show. Did I

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<v Speaker 1>win something? Not? Well? Maybe I don't know. We'll find out.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I'm calling you because you recently went out

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<v Speaker 1>on a date with one of our listeners and they

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<v Speaker 1>emailed us to see if we get a hold of you.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, yeah, so you might have won a date

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<v Speaker 1>with this person maybe? Oh yeah, yeah, who's the mystery man.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a segment we do on our show called the

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<v Speaker 1>second Date Update. So you recently went out with a

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<v Speaker 1>dude named Alan? Oh yeah, yes, I did not as

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<v Speaker 1>excited anymore? No, not super excited. So you didn't like Alan? Um? Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I want to talk to you

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<v Speaker 1>guys about this. Well awkward. I know it's awkward, but

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<v Speaker 1>Alan really wants to know why you're not calling him back,

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<v Speaker 1>because he said he enjoyed your date a lot and

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<v Speaker 1>really felt like you guys connected. Oh gosh, Oh that's sweet,

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<v Speaker 1>isn't it? Bless his heart? He thought we connected? That

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<v Speaker 1>was a yeah he read that really wrong. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>think he kind of did. It was, I mean, if

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<v Speaker 1>I'm being honest, it was. I felt like the whole

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<v Speaker 1>date was kind of just a bust from the start. Really,

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<v Speaker 1>why what I mean? From the very beginning? Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>just felt uncomfortable, Like the whole time we were together,

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<v Speaker 1>it was just very awkward and uncomfortable. And you guys

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<v Speaker 1>were on two separate dates then, because he didn't feel

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<v Speaker 1>that at all. He thought you guys were getting along perfectly. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he said that you guys were like connecting, talking about

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<v Speaker 1>your families, sharing intimate details of your lives together. We

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<v Speaker 1>talked about that stuff, because I mean, what else are

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<v Speaker 1>you going to talk about on the first date, Like

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<v Speaker 1>at first you're gonna say, you know, do you having siblings?

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<v Speaker 1>Where's your family from? Like it's all just you know,

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<v Speaker 1>stupid small talk. But that doesn't mean you were connecting

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<v Speaker 1>well courting him and then you were connecting. Okay, what

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<v Speaker 1>did they do that made you feel so uncomfortable or

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<v Speaker 1>what about the date made you feel uncomfortable? Um? I guess.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean you know those people who were like just

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<v Speaker 1>close talkers, Oh yeah, yeah, he is one of them.

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<v Speaker 1>He's just a really close talker. So he just he

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<v Speaker 1>was like leaning in like super close to my face

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<v Speaker 1>the whole time, Like literally I could feel the heat

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<v Speaker 1>of his breath. Again, that's the worst everyone just felt

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<v Speaker 1>that for you. Yeah, did it seem like he does

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<v Speaker 1>that normally or was he doing it to you because

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<v Speaker 1>he was trying to be sexy? That's an excellent question.

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<v Speaker 1>I wish I knew. I you know, I never met

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<v Speaker 1>him before, so I don't know if that's just how

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<v Speaker 1>he is or if he was trying to be like

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<v Speaker 1>flirty or seductive, but it was like I would try

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<v Speaker 1>to lean away and then he would come closer, and

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<v Speaker 1>it was like a vicious When was the point where

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<v Speaker 1>you knew that there was no way that you were

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<v Speaker 1>going to go out with this guy again? At one

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<v Speaker 1>point he went to go get his strings, so I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, Okay, this is good, he'll come back and like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll established a more space between us. And then when

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<v Speaker 1>he came back, he like even stood close to me

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<v Speaker 1>and just like watched me while I drank. It was

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<v Speaker 1>like every move I made, he was just like there

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<v Speaker 1>in my pard. WHOA, that is strange. Okay, so why

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<v Speaker 1>did you make plans to go to the movies with him? Then? Well? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I said yes to it because it seemed like an

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<v Speaker 1>easy way for me to at least get away from

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<v Speaker 1>him for like a second, so then I could like

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<v Speaker 1>text him and say that I had like a stomach

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<v Speaker 1>ache or something because I couldn't get away from him otherwise.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh all right, so you're just trying to ditch him. Wow? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I was trying to ditch him, and then I ran

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<v Speaker 1>into him when he was looking for the restroom. That sucks.

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<v Speaker 1>He told us that he saw you on the way

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<v Speaker 1>out when he was looking for the restroom, and it

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<v Speaker 1>seemed awkward between you guys at that moment. Yeah, it

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<v Speaker 1>was awkward because I felt like he probably knew that

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<v Speaker 1>I was trying to get away. I don't think he did.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah he did either. Let's ask him. Why don't we

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<v Speaker 1>ask him if he did, because he's actually on the

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<v Speaker 1>other line listening and wants to talk to you. Erica. What. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he's been listening to this this whole time. Yeah, unless

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<v Speaker 1>they hung up. Allen, are you still there? Still here? Hello, Erica?

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<v Speaker 1>I suddenly feel bad for Allen. Hi. Oh, you're planning

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<v Speaker 1>on ditch for me the whole time, not the whole time.

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<v Speaker 1>I just oh that that feels great. The most two

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<v Speaker 1>seconds were tolerable, wonderful. Well, I'm sorry, I just like

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't feeling it. I was, I mean, I was stealing

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<v Speaker 1>your brats, but I wasn't feeling the spark. I can't

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<v Speaker 1>believe you told these guys I'm a close talker. Is

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<v Speaker 1>that what you really think that? Yes, you are a

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<v Speaker 1>close talker. Your lips were basically touching my ear. It

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<v Speaker 1>was allowed, bar I had to get close so we

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<v Speaker 1>could hear each other. I don't want to sit there

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<v Speaker 1>and you know, yell across the table, so I get

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<v Speaker 1>close to hear what you have to say. And you

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<v Speaker 1>know what it was. I was really having a great time.

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<v Speaker 1>You seem like a very nice guy. But it just I,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, feeling the heat of your breath. I could

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<v Speaker 1>like tell what you would have to lunch that day,

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<v Speaker 1>like it seemed like maybe it was fish and chips.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, Oh my god, yeah that shows what

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<v Speaker 1>you know. It was chicken strips. Could even talking Erica

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<v Speaker 1>if you got the food wrong, Wow, my mistake. Guys

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<v Speaker 1>stand corrected. Come on, Alan, have you ever had a

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<v Speaker 1>problem before? Is anyone ever told you that maybe you

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<v Speaker 1>invaded other people's personal space? This is news to me.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I was telling you earlier. I was so excited.

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<v Speaker 1>Everything was going so well, I thought, and then this,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like, then just say something just like had that's

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<v Speaker 1>a date? Just go hey, back up a little. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, like give me a chance, you know, would

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<v Speaker 1>that have worked? Alan? If Erica said, hey, you're like

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<v Speaker 1>really in my faith back up and then just like

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<v Speaker 1>shoulder checked you I don't know, like back to shoulder checked,

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<v Speaker 1>but just like you know, or something like that. You know. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I can't read mine, you know, That's what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying. So I mean, I guess I'm a believer

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<v Speaker 1>in pheromones. Then I feel like if he was close

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<v Speaker 1>to me and I wasn't like feeling attracted to him

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<v Speaker 1>and didn't like like the feeling of his breast and

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<v Speaker 1>the smell and all about, then it wasn't gonna work. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it's hard to argue against Alan. She just didn't like

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<v Speaker 1>that you were a close talker. She didn't even know

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<v Speaker 1>about you blowing your nose on the hotel wall. Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>what seriously, why did you huh pick a man when

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<v Speaker 1>he's down. It's a good thing, Alan, Wait, what happened? Nothing?

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<v Speaker 1>I blew my nose in the hotel wall. You saw it? What?

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<v Speaker 1>I literally have no idea what you're talking about. Then

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<v Speaker 1>then we're cool. Never mind, I don't know that you're cool, Alan,

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<v Speaker 1>I think you're far from cool right now. I never

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<v Speaker 1>saw you blow your nose on a hotel wall. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>well I thought you did, and that's why I thought

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<v Speaker 1>you weren't calling me back because I blew my nose

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<v Speaker 1>on a hotel wall. But now I find out I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a close talker. Man. A guy can't be a close

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<v Speaker 1>talker and blows knows in the hotel wall without just

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<v Speaker 1>getting murdered for it. Erica, would you like to go

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<v Speaker 1>out with Alan again on a second date? We will

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<v Speaker 1>pay for it. No, I mean, I want to talk

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<v Speaker 1>you into it because I feel bad for Allen. But

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<v Speaker 1>I I feel bad for him too, but I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to go out with him again. And everyone just

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<v Speaker 1>stopped feeling bad for me. Okay, now I know. Now

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<v Speaker 1>I know you don't sneeze on hotel walls and you

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<v Speaker 1>don't close talk. So lessons learn. Walking away from this

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<v Speaker 1>a better man, thank you, yet a little battered, but

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<v Speaker 1>a better man text in at seven, eight, five, nine

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<v Speaker 1>tiers as well. At least that guy took it like

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<v Speaker 1>a man. If you missed today's second date update, Alan

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to call Erica. He wasn't sure why she wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>calling him back after their date. He thought it was

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<v Speaker 1>because she saw him sneeze into like a curtain or

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<v Speaker 1>something at a hotel. Because he had a sneeze and

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<v Speaker 1>she thought that he was disgusting because that she didn't

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<v Speaker 1>even notice that he sneezed. She was just trying to

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<v Speaker 1>get away from the date because apparently he's one of

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<v Speaker 1>those real close talker people. Yeah, awkward. And then we

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<v Speaker 1>kind of broke the news to her that he also

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<v Speaker 1>sneezed into a curtain at the hotel and she was

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<v Speaker 1>kind of grossed out by that, and so they decided

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<v Speaker 1>not to go out. Remember, if you want to do

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<v Speaker 1>a second day and update, I have to do his

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<v Speaker 1>email the show and we will call the person who

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<v Speaker 1>didn't call you back.