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Speaker 1: Rooking Jebels. Second date update. The guy on the phone

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Speaker 1: for a second date update today thinks he's not getting

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Speaker 1: a call back because his date caught him in a

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Speaker 1: very awkward situation, a situation that he did not want

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Speaker 1: her to know about. Sounding saw the whole thing, and

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Speaker 1: now he thinks that ruined his date. We find out

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Speaker 1: what that is in just a second, but first let's

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Speaker 1: talk to him a little bit more. Alan, what's up?

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Speaker 1: How are you? I'm all right? How are you doing good?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're turning red right now just even

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Speaker 1: thinking about what happened, aren't you? No? Hope? Yeah, all right.

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Speaker 1: We'll get to that awkward situation in just a second,

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Speaker 1: but first, tell us a little bit about your date.

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Speaker 1: What's her name Erica? Erica? And where did you meet Erica?

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Speaker 1: I met her online? Okay? And have you been doing

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Speaker 1: the online thing for a while or is this one

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Speaker 1: of your first first goes at it? A little bit

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Speaker 1: in the middle is not a first go But I'm

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Speaker 1: you know, I haven't like you know, some people online

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Speaker 1: every week, multiple date. That's not me. So you know,

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Speaker 1: I've I've been around a little bit. Okay, So what

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Speaker 1: struck you about Erica. Well, I thought her photo was adorable,

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Speaker 1: and you know, I wanted to meet up with her

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Speaker 1: just to make sure she was the you know how

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Speaker 1: that is, make sure she's the guy on the photo

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Speaker 1: kind of thing. So you weren't getting catfished. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 1: So I'm not meeting like, you know, what's man my

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Speaker 1: father's age or something. So and did she follow through?

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Speaker 1: Did it look like her? And she was in fact Erica? Yes,

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Speaker 1: she adorable, freckles and her giggle that just yes. I

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Speaker 1: was pretty quickly I went this girl's pretty great, okay,

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Speaker 1: And where'd you guys go? Would you do? So we

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Speaker 1: found out that we work not far from each other.

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Speaker 1: So in the middle of that there's a hotel bar.

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Speaker 1: So I'm like that, you know, that's that's cool to

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Speaker 1: meet up there, nice informal now, and I like that

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Speaker 1: little risky to be like the hotel. Yes, I was

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Speaker 1: gonna say a little risky to be like, hey, you

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Speaker 1: want to meet up at a hotel? Oh weird. I

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Speaker 1: just slide your key card across the table. To her

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Speaker 1: that get there. That was not the intention. So did

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Speaker 1: she know that wasn't the intention. I'm sure you know.

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Speaker 1: It's one of those things. I think she even suggested.

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Speaker 1: I can't remember, but you know, just kind of one

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Speaker 1: you know. Okay, and how was it? It was great.

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Speaker 1: We talked and you set that you know, that timer

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Speaker 1: oh my gosh, we've been talking about an hour. So

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Speaker 1: after you know, that first hour, then I always suggests

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Speaker 1: a movie and she said yeah, so oh cool. So

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Speaker 1: you guys went to the movies afterr Nope, okay, so

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Speaker 1: she said no, no, she said yes, But then that's

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Speaker 1: when the awkward thing happened. So, um, you pee your

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Speaker 1: pants because you were excited? No, but the restroom was involved.

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Speaker 1: So uh, I told her, okay, let's meet back in

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Speaker 1: the lobby. Went around the corner, had to sneeze really bad.

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Speaker 1: There was the tapestried thing hanging on the wall. Sneezed

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Speaker 1: So yeah, that's that's what happened. See, I always go

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Speaker 1: call her and get your second date update. All right, great, yeah,

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Speaker 1: thank you? Please? Yeah, man, hang on five rooking jubil

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Speaker 1: in the morning. Second, if you're just joining U for

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Speaker 1: today's second date update. Alan is on the phone and

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Speaker 1: he wants to call Erica. They met online ended up

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Speaker 1: going out for drinks at a hotel bar between where

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Speaker 1: Everybody sneezes horrible, but everybody doesn't blow liquids into the

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Speaker 1: I didn't plan it out. It wasn't like, oh so

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Speaker 1: there wasn't malicious intent here, Okay, I understand that. I

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Speaker 1: It's you know, like it's always the bathrooms the farthest

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, I'm gonna dollar phone number right now,

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Speaker 1: you're ready? Yeah, here we go. Hello, Hi, can I

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Speaker 1: speak to Erica? Please? This is Erica. Hey, what's up? Erica?

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Speaker 1: How are you? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewil

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Speaker 1: in the Morning. Um, it's a radio show. Did I

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Speaker 1: win something? Not? Well? Maybe I don't know. We'll find out.

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Speaker 1: I guess I'm calling you because you recently went out

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Speaker 1: on a date with one of our listeners and they

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Speaker 1: emailed us to see if we get a hold of you.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, so you might have won a date

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Speaker 1: with this person maybe? Oh yeah, yeah, who's the mystery man.

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Speaker 1: It's a segment we do on our show called the

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Speaker 1: second Date Update. So you recently went out with a

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Speaker 1: dude named Alan? Oh yeah, yes, I did not as

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Speaker 1: excited anymore? No, not super excited. So you didn't like Alan? Um? Sorry,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I want to talk to you

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Speaker 1: guys about this. Well awkward. I know it's awkward, but

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Speaker 1: Alan really wants to know why you're not calling him back,

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Speaker 1: really felt like you guys connected. Oh gosh, Oh that's sweet,

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Speaker 1: isn't it? Bless his heart? He thought we connected? That

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Speaker 1: why what I mean? From the very beginning? Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: he said that you guys were like connecting, talking about

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Speaker 1: Where's your family from? Like it's all just you know,

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Speaker 1: well courting him and then you were connecting. Okay, what

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Speaker 1: what about the date made you feel uncomfortable? Um? I guess.

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Speaker 1: He's just a really close talker. So he just he

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Speaker 1: I wish I knew. I you know, I never met

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Speaker 1: you knew that there was no way that you were

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Speaker 1: going to go out with this guy again? At one

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Speaker 1: was like, Okay, this is good, he'll come back and like,

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Speaker 1: I'll established a more space between us. And then when

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Speaker 1: in my pard. WHOA, that is strange. Okay, so why

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Speaker 1: did you make plans to go to the movies with him? Then? Well? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I said yes to it because it seemed like an

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Speaker 1: Oh all right, so you're just trying to ditch him. Wow? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I was trying to ditch him, and then I ran

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Speaker 1: they hung up. Allen, are you still there? Still here? Hello, Erica?

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Speaker 1: I suddenly feel bad for Allen. Hi. Oh, you're planning

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Speaker 1: I just oh that that feels great. The most two

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Speaker 1: wasn't feeling it. I was, I mean, I was stealing

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Speaker 1: believe you told these guys I'm a close talker. Is

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Speaker 1: that what you really think that? Yes, you are a

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Speaker 1: know what it was. I was really having a great time.

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Speaker 1: You seem like a very nice guy. But it just I,

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Speaker 1: like tell what you would have to lunch that day,

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Speaker 1: like it seemed like maybe it was fish and chips.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, Oh my god, yeah that shows what

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Speaker 1: you know. It was chicken strips. Could even talking Erica

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Speaker 1: if you got the food wrong, Wow, my mistake. Guys

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Speaker 1: stand corrected. Come on, Alan, have you ever had a

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Speaker 1: problem before? Is anyone ever told you that maybe you

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Speaker 1: invaded other people's personal space? This is news to me.

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Speaker 1: Like I was telling you earlier. I was so excited.

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Speaker 1: Everything was going so well, I thought, and then this,

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Speaker 1: it's like, then just say something just like had that's

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Speaker 1: that have worked? Alan? If Erica said, hey, you're like

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Speaker 1: in pheromones. Then I feel like if he was close

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Speaker 1: it's hard to argue against Alan. She just didn't like

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Speaker 1: he's down. It's a good thing, Alan, Wait, what happened? Nothing?

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Speaker 1: I blew my nose in the hotel wall. You saw it? What?

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Speaker 1: I literally have no idea what you're talking about. Then

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Speaker 1: I think you're far from cool right now. I never

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Speaker 1: getting murdered for it. Erica, would you like to go

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Speaker 1: pay for it. No, I mean, I want to talk

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Speaker 1: don't close talk. So lessons learn. Walking away from this

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Speaker 1: a better man, thank you, yet a little battered, but

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Speaker 1: wanted to call Erica. He wasn't sure why she wasn't

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