WEBVTT - Katya Disobeys Bridger 0:00:08.760 --> 0:00:14.440 And I invited you here. I thought I made myself 0:00:14.600 --> 0:00:21.239 perfectly clear. When you're a guest to my home, you 0:00:21.400 --> 0:00:27.440 gotta come to me empty. And I said, no, guests, 0:00:27.520 --> 0:00:34.400 you're on presences presents enough. I already had too much stuff. 0:00:35.120 --> 0:00:38.240 So how did you dare to surbey me? 0:00:49.320 --> 0:00:53.520 Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm Bridger Wine girl. 0:00:54.920 --> 0:00:58.320 What's happening? What's happening? I think this is the first 0:00:58.320 --> 0:01:01.120 show post the live show in New York. We're back 0:01:01.240 --> 0:01:04.120 in Los Angeles. We had a ball, We had the 0:01:04.120 --> 0:01:06.759 time of our lives. If you weren't there, that's something 0:01:07.040 --> 0:01:09.000 you will just kind of regret for the rest of 0:01:09.040 --> 0:01:11.800 your life. That will haunt you. And I hope it does. 0:01:12.319 --> 0:01:15.280 I hope that's just on your mind constantly. So that 0:01:15.400 --> 0:01:16.760 was the And then I was in New York for 0:01:16.800 --> 0:01:20.000 a few days and almost nothing happened like The other 0:01:20.920 --> 0:01:27.160 memorable thing was I had a bad Lentil soup, which 0:01:27.200 --> 0:01:29.080 I thought was the safe bet, and I wasn't even 0:01:29.080 --> 0:01:31.000 able to finish the cup of soups. I don't know 0:01:31.080 --> 0:01:35.640 what went wrong there. On my way home, this is important. 0:01:36.600 --> 0:01:38.840 In the uber, on the way back to the airport, 0:01:38.880 --> 0:01:41.760 they had the little screen. And of course I'm figuring 0:01:41.760 --> 0:01:43.880 out what my horoscope is. And I'm just gonna read 0:01:43.959 --> 0:01:47.880 this for libras. It said take this summer to plan 0:01:47.920 --> 0:01:50.280 a camping trip with close friends and reconnect. So that 0:01:50.400 --> 0:01:55.480 was timely. I adore today's guest. Everyone adores today's guest. 0:01:55.520 --> 0:01:59.320 It's caught you, not everyone, not everyone. 0:01:59.440 --> 0:02:01.520 Well, we don't want to hear about the other people. 0:02:01.240 --> 0:02:04.840 People who would disagree. Now you thank you for having me. 0:02:05.000 --> 0:02:06.600 Of course, welcome to I said, no gifts. 0:02:06.720 --> 0:02:08.359 I am happy to be here. Did you figure out 0:02:08.400 --> 0:02:09.720 what kind of rat you are? 0:02:10.240 --> 0:02:14.520 No? I couldn't figure honalas I'm a wood rat. 0:02:14.960 --> 0:02:18.000 I wonder if that's compatible with a water dog. Oh what, 0:02:18.120 --> 0:02:18.919 I guess we'll find out. 0:02:19.200 --> 0:02:20.840 I wonder what on at least? Do you know what 0:02:20.880 --> 0:02:23.400 the qualities of a wood rat are? Well, I know 0:02:23.480 --> 0:02:26.000 that just for a rat, you're supposed to be charming 0:02:26.040 --> 0:02:30.680 and hard working, so thrifty. Oh my god, that that 0:02:30.720 --> 0:02:34.120 one actually works? That is so that? I mean one 0:02:34.120 --> 0:02:35.120 out of three isn't bad. 0:02:35.160 --> 0:02:35.680 That's great? 0:02:36.360 --> 0:02:37.880 Wow, interesting would rat? Yeah? 0:02:37.919 --> 0:02:39.799 And you know if you go to them the I 0:02:39.880 --> 0:02:43.200 think it's the Los Angeles Museum of Contemporary Art Lakama. 0:02:43.840 --> 0:02:48.280 They have an incredible circle of sculptures that are of 0:02:48.320 --> 0:02:52.360 all the animals and the Chinese zodiac. The snake is amazing, 0:02:52.520 --> 0:02:55.000 the pig is amazing. It's they're beautiful. 0:02:55.160 --> 0:02:56.920 Is this a temporary thing or no, it's there. 0:02:56.960 --> 0:02:59.000 It's like they're permanent. It's like an on the outside 0:02:59.000 --> 0:03:01.520 by the restaurant. Check it out. It's really great. 0:03:01.560 --> 0:03:03.280 So you're a water dog? What does that mean? 0:03:03.760 --> 0:03:06.480 I just take it literally because I am a profuse, 0:03:06.639 --> 0:03:11.200 prodigious sweater and you know, female impersonator, So just sweaty 0:03:11.240 --> 0:03:12.200 bitch makes sense. 0:03:12.160 --> 0:03:13.160 Right, of course, it's right. 0:03:13.200 --> 0:03:13.320 All. 0:03:13.600 --> 0:03:15.839 Yeah, I knew I was a rat for a long time, 0:03:15.880 --> 0:03:17.840 but I had no idea that were I mean in 0:03:17.919 --> 0:03:18.880 so many senses of the. 0:03:18.880 --> 0:03:21.880 Word, like a rat searching ground looking for a food. 0:03:22.720 --> 0:03:22.960 Yeah. 0:03:23.480 --> 0:03:26.799 I mean I have said on this point jealous. I'm 0:03:26.800 --> 0:03:28.080 not a really jealous person. 0:03:28.120 --> 0:03:29.160 Are you a tittletale? 0:03:29.800 --> 0:03:31.640 No? But I have said on this podcast before that 0:03:31.680 --> 0:03:37.400 it's very pro snitch, pro rat rat. Yeah you got us. 0:03:37.560 --> 0:03:39.880 I would never, no matter how many fingers they cut off, 0:03:39.880 --> 0:03:41.839 I would never tell I would never. 0:03:41.880 --> 0:03:44.600 Do you really think you wouldn't snitch on principle? 0:03:44.760 --> 0:03:48.120 I so admire the people who get like flayed alive 0:03:48.160 --> 0:03:50.280 and then won't talk because that then it's just on it. 0:03:50.280 --> 0:03:53.520 It's it's like the ultimate last thing you can do. 0:03:54.240 --> 0:03:54.440 You know. 0:03:54.480 --> 0:03:58.000 It's as like when it's a power play, right, even 0:03:58.040 --> 0:04:00.200 if the information is like not even that great, not 0:04:00.240 --> 0:04:02.080 even whatever. If I'm getting tortured, I'm not going. 0:04:02.080 --> 0:04:04.000 To say it. To torture someone to death and not 0:04:04.040 --> 0:04:07.040 get a juicy tidbit out of them, that's. 0:04:06.920 --> 0:04:08.720 And they have to live with that guilt and these 0:04:08.840 --> 0:04:11.560 you know, it's a whole right. I get to go 0:04:11.560 --> 0:04:13.560 to heaven and they are going to hell, and it's all. 0:04:13.640 --> 0:04:14.280 It's wonderful. 0:04:14.480 --> 0:04:16.840 Yeah. I think that there are particular people I wouldn't 0:04:16.880 --> 0:04:18.880 snitch on. But if I were in the mafia or 0:04:18.920 --> 0:04:20.840 something like this, I think I would be. 0:04:21.080 --> 0:04:24.080 Going to get whacked. Yeah, so you're essentially killing yourself. 0:04:24.160 --> 0:04:27.400 Yes, of course, and why not I guess to be 0:04:27.480 --> 0:04:28.240 killed by the mob. 0:04:28.760 --> 0:04:31.440 Yeah, I mean they're just gonna Yeah, that's true. I mean, 0:04:31.520 --> 0:04:33.480 I I just recently watched Goodfellas. 0:04:33.680 --> 0:04:34.839 Oh I love Goodfellows. 0:04:35.360 --> 0:04:40.000 It's fantastic, and you know, and the Godfather Wait, speaking 0:04:40.080 --> 0:04:41.760 with Godfather, have you seen Mega Floppolis? 0:04:42.680 --> 0:04:45.400 I've seen the first hour. Okay, I got a little sleepy. 0:04:45.680 --> 0:04:48.160 I got a little because you know, I mean, it's insane, 0:04:48.200 --> 0:04:51.120 it's so wild to watch. But the story is so 0:04:51.760 --> 0:04:53.919 just all over the place that you stop following it 0:04:53.960 --> 0:04:55.760 and starts to feel like someone's telling you a dream 0:04:55.839 --> 0:04:56.200 or something. 0:04:56.200 --> 0:04:59.679 And I just was like, oh, yeah, I was tempted 0:04:59.720 --> 0:05:01.960 to go in theater, but I just I don't want 0:05:01.960 --> 0:05:02.920 to be bored at the movies. 0:05:03.160 --> 0:05:04.880 No, and you are kind of bored, I think if 0:05:04.880 --> 0:05:07.440 you were. I think my audience was weirdly taking the 0:05:07.480 --> 0:05:10.040 movie seriously, and you want to be there with people 0:05:10.040 --> 0:05:12.159 who are like on board with Oh, we all think 0:05:12.160 --> 0:05:15.760 this is a crazy movie kinds of shit. Yeah, right, 0:05:15.880 --> 0:05:18.360 And it felt like everyone around me wanted to see 0:05:18.360 --> 0:05:21.920 the movie, so it was boring, damn. But I've heard 0:05:21.960 --> 0:05:24.120 the last half has some really wild moments as well 0:05:24.160 --> 0:05:24.920 that I'll have to. 0:05:26.200 --> 0:05:30.440 You'll catch it on streaming stream The Substance. 0:05:30.720 --> 0:05:32.600 Oh, I loved The Substance. I had a great time. 0:05:33.120 --> 0:05:35.520 One of the best movie going experiences of my life. 0:05:35.600 --> 0:05:38.679 It is so I mean, I will say, forty minutes 0:05:39.000 --> 0:05:39.520 too long. 0:05:39.920 --> 0:05:40.960 Oh interesting. 0:05:41.200 --> 0:05:43.520 I felt like it kind of ended and then I 0:05:43.520 --> 0:05:45.440 mean the ending, The last like third of it is 0:05:45.480 --> 0:05:48.800 so outrageous, fond and outrageous to watch. But it's like, 0:05:49.960 --> 0:05:51.560 maybe it could have just tightened it up a bit 0:05:51.640 --> 0:05:51.960 or something. 0:05:52.040 --> 0:05:54.000 Yeah, I think if I watched it twice and I 0:05:54.080 --> 0:05:56.320 was like if I had the first time I saw it, 0:05:56.360 --> 0:05:57.599 I was like, Okay, it's my favorite movie. This is 0:05:57.600 --> 0:05:59.640 gonna be my personality for the next three years. And 0:05:59.680 --> 0:06:02.880 then I again, I'm like, Okay, this is just a movie. 0:06:03.120 --> 0:06:05.400 There are flaws, and I think I would have nixed 0:06:05.440 --> 0:06:08.919 the strigen known of cooking. Second. Oh, I would have 0:06:08.960 --> 0:06:11.920 just got rid of that altogether. Then that's the only 0:06:11.960 --> 0:06:13.880 place I feel I could have been trimmed. But god, 0:06:13.920 --> 0:06:15.119 I love that fucking movie. 0:06:15.279 --> 0:06:18.239 I went in knowing literally nothing, Oh you did. 0:06:18.160 --> 0:06:20.640 I mean very not. I had seen only the teaser, 0:06:20.760 --> 0:06:21.400 not the trailer. 0:06:21.480 --> 0:06:23.279 I hadn't even seen a teaser. I knew that the 0:06:23.320 --> 0:06:25.440 demur wasn't it, And I knew that the title was 0:06:25.480 --> 0:06:26.040 the substance. 0:06:26.080 --> 0:06:28.680 Oh my god, I'm so jealous. That must have been amazing. 0:06:28.839 --> 0:06:30.480 Yeah, because I kind of went in thinking it was 0:06:30.520 --> 0:06:32.240 going to be kind of like a hard drama or 0:06:32.240 --> 0:06:34.599 like a really dark drama, and it's like oh pure, 0:06:35.400 --> 0:06:37.159 Tom called the subs. 0:06:38.400 --> 0:06:43.360 I just can't believe Margaret Qualley's breasts were prosthetics. They were, Yes, 0:06:43.440 --> 0:06:43.960 they were. 0:06:44.240 --> 0:06:45.479 Was that like match to me? 0:06:46.200 --> 0:06:48.800 Yeah? Yeah, because Margaret. And it's interesting because you know, 0:06:48.839 --> 0:06:51.680 she's the younger, more perfect version of Demi Mour But 0:06:51.920 --> 0:06:54.280 the real life actress does not have big boobs, right, 0:06:54.600 --> 0:06:58.800 so they needed to give her big boobs which seamless, incredible, 0:06:58.880 --> 0:06:59.920 unclockable breasts. 0:07:00.080 --> 0:07:02.000 Wow. And I was so proud of them to make 0:07:02.040 --> 0:07:04.359 a movie where they just cast a younger actor to 0:07:04.360 --> 0:07:07.520 play the younger part, rather than putting the actor in 0:07:07.600 --> 0:07:08.720 weird makeup. 0:07:08.880 --> 0:07:12.480 The breast Yeah, yeah, yeah, uncanny. 0:07:12.080 --> 0:07:15.120 Valley, Tom Cruise flipping on a train making hot chocolate, 0:07:15.400 --> 0:07:15.840 don't you think. 0:07:15.920 --> 0:07:19.720 While we were talking about other options for Margaret, quality 0:07:19.800 --> 0:07:21.360 looks like Jennifer Connolly. 0:07:21.560 --> 0:07:22.760 Oh wow, But. 0:07:22.800 --> 0:07:26.120 Jennifer Connolly is not old enough. She's only fifty. Although 0:07:26.160 --> 0:07:29.800 Demi Moore is sixty sixty, playing fifty it works better. 0:07:29.960 --> 0:07:31.600 Yeah, Connelly would have had to play forty. 0:07:32.160 --> 0:07:34.800 Yeah, but then it's like get too young to right. 0:07:34.720 --> 0:07:38.440 It doesn't make enough sense. I mean maybe it would 0:07:38.480 --> 0:07:40.720 just be an even edgy or but look at. 0:07:40.800 --> 0:07:44.240 Yeah, and I think the meta Demi Moore's career gave 0:07:44.240 --> 0:07:48.360 it a huge robust flavor that it wouldn't have had 0:07:48.600 --> 0:07:50.560 with another actress, you know, because she's gone through the 0:07:50.560 --> 0:07:52.200 plastic surgery scandals and all that crowd. 0:07:52.280 --> 0:07:54.640 Oh right, that's true, Like she actually brings something to 0:07:54.680 --> 0:07:57.880 it personally. Yeah, oh no. I had such a good time, 0:07:58.000 --> 0:08:00.720 and I was obviously just so repulse over and over 0:08:00.800 --> 0:08:04.160 and over. But the thing that really like makes me 0:08:04.240 --> 0:08:07.480 feel bad is seeing like close ups of a syringe, going, 0:08:07.480 --> 0:08:08.160 oh my god. 0:08:08.200 --> 0:08:10.280 If you don't like that kind of stuff, if you 0:08:10.320 --> 0:08:16.880 don't like like like large gauge needles puncturing like festering wounds, 0:08:16.960 --> 0:08:20.360 this is not the movie for you. Baby. It is 0:08:20.600 --> 0:08:24.240 tough to I usually don't. I usually flinch. I was 0:08:24.320 --> 0:08:26.600 just very glad there were no needles in the neck, oh, 0:08:26.640 --> 0:08:28.960 because that's one of my pet peeves. We don't do 0:08:29.040 --> 0:08:30.800 needles in the neck on planet Earth. 0:08:31.080 --> 0:08:32.760 Like, yeah, who whatever. 0:08:32.520 --> 0:08:35.400 Nobody does needles in the neck unless they're like heavy 0:08:35.480 --> 0:08:38.280 hardcore heron auticts. But even then, it's not like a 0:08:38.440 --> 0:08:41.199 gem in in. It's very slow, you know what I mean. 0:08:41.320 --> 0:08:42.719 And there are just so many other areas of the 0:08:42.760 --> 0:08:44.320 body that you can go through. 0:08:44.400 --> 0:08:47.120 Yeah, and if you're doing like I just hate that. 0:08:48.080 --> 0:08:50.560 Any writer out there in Hollywood, please don't write that 0:08:50.640 --> 0:08:52.880 into your script, the whole jabbing the thing in the 0:08:52.920 --> 0:08:55.400 neck and then all and then they immediately like fall down. 0:08:55.760 --> 0:08:57.800 Oh the im media falling down. I think we've got 0:08:57.840 --> 0:08:58.480 to figure out. 0:08:59.000 --> 0:09:01.559 Yes, you have to write it because like an intramuscular 0:09:01.600 --> 0:09:04.240 injection is going to take about fifteen to twenty five 0:09:04.280 --> 0:09:06.520 minutes to take effect. And I recently saw a movie 0:09:06.520 --> 0:09:09.440 where that happened and I was like, oh, yes, and 0:09:09.800 --> 0:09:12.160 but you know the whole like jam it in the thigh, 0:09:12.320 --> 0:09:13.040 they fall over. 0:09:13.200 --> 0:09:15.800 I hate that, right, And I mean even with like 0:09:15.960 --> 0:09:18.240 in action movies being people being shot and then just 0:09:18.280 --> 0:09:20.440 falling over. I think we're ready. We're all adults. We 0:09:20.480 --> 0:09:22.679 can see a little bit more of the struggle. You 0:09:22.760 --> 0:09:24.600 don't just fall to the ground, right. 0:09:24.480 --> 0:09:27.640 And if it's in reality, you can't slide and then 0:09:27.640 --> 0:09:30.200 fall off a cliff and hang with one hand, like 0:09:30.440 --> 0:09:32.640 not even an Olympic athlete could do that. No, not 0:09:32.720 --> 0:09:34.360 even like the best gymnasts could do. 0:09:34.360 --> 0:09:35.439 That would rip your arm off. 0:09:35.520 --> 0:09:37.360 Yeah, yeah, you would just not be able to grip 0:09:37.400 --> 0:09:40.800 and hold like it's fucking and then hold somebody else the. 0:09:40.800 --> 0:09:44.439 Upper body strength. I mean, unless that's part of the story. 0:09:44.160 --> 0:09:46.760 It never is. It's always like die hard or like, 0:09:46.800 --> 0:09:50.640 you know, they're human beings and those supernatural powers, yet 0:09:50.840 --> 0:09:53.360 they can get they can stick a needle in somebody's 0:09:53.360 --> 0:09:56.120 neck and there immediately die or get. You know, it's just, oh, 0:09:56.160 --> 0:09:57.839 I hate it so much. I hate it. 0:09:58.679 --> 0:09:59.840 Did you watch Long Legs? 0:10:00.240 --> 0:10:05.600 I did. I thought it sucked. I you know, brilliant marketing. 0:10:05.679 --> 0:10:10.120 I was so crhymed, pumped, psyched and ready to have 0:10:10.240 --> 0:10:12.560 like my head blown off and to have nightmares for 0:10:12.600 --> 0:10:13.240 like six months. 0:10:13.280 --> 0:10:13.559 Hmmm. 0:10:14.000 --> 0:10:16.160 My friend and I laughed like all the way through. 0:10:16.679 --> 0:10:20.319 And it was such a rip off of Silence of 0:10:20.360 --> 0:10:25.800 the Lambs of like seven, even David Lynchy kind of 0:10:25.920 --> 0:10:29.040 it was. It was so shitty. I hated it so much. 0:10:29.320 --> 0:10:32.520 No offense to the director. I'm sure he's a lovely person, 0:10:32.559 --> 0:10:35.960 but yeah, it was just so over hyped and under delivered. 0:10:36.080 --> 0:10:38.720 No, this is exactly You're maybe the third person on 0:10:38.760 --> 0:10:40.560 this podcast I've asked if they had seen it. They hadn't, 0:10:40.559 --> 0:10:41.880 and so that I'm just like, well, I have nowhere 0:10:41.880 --> 0:10:44.360 to share these feelings. This is exactly how I felt. 0:10:44.400 --> 0:10:46.880 I felt like the first like minute was like, oh, 0:10:46.880 --> 0:10:47.640 this is kind of spooking. 0:10:47.679 --> 0:10:50.640 Well, you know when when Spoilerer when right at the beginning, 0:10:50.640 --> 0:10:52.599 when she says it's that house, he goes in and 0:10:52.600 --> 0:10:55.760 gets shot immediately. That was a lovely cool fair moment. 0:10:55.840 --> 0:10:57.960 Tints with like the plastic hanging from the sea. 0:10:58.040 --> 0:10:59.679 Very haunting. That's it. 0:10:59.640 --> 0:11:01.920 It's so after that then it's just ridiculous. 0:11:02.080 --> 0:11:06.599 Yeah, it's like I might come back. Was twice so 0:11:06.760 --> 0:11:08.720 it was man made and we were laughing. I was like, 0:11:08.760 --> 0:11:10.439 I know this is supposed to be creepy in a 0:11:10.480 --> 0:11:12.760 lynche in that sort of way, but it's just failing 0:11:13.000 --> 0:11:13.440 at it. 0:11:14.440 --> 0:11:17.360 I wondered throughout the movie if it weren't Nicholas Cage, 0:11:17.400 --> 0:11:19.560 if it would have been scary, But I just kept thinking, that's. 0:11:19.559 --> 0:11:21.280 Nick kg No, he was the best part of it. 0:11:21.360 --> 0:11:22.439 I thought he was very good. 0:11:22.480 --> 0:11:24.199 But I just kept thinking, this can't be a scary monster. 0:11:24.280 --> 0:11:26.280 It should be an anonymous actor that I that at 0:11:26.360 --> 0:11:29.400 least feels like they're from another realm. Yeah, otherwise I'm like, oh, 0:11:29.400 --> 0:11:31.520 it's just him and makeup. 0:11:31.280 --> 0:11:34.120 And also a good job, Like it was like she's 0:11:34.160 --> 0:11:36.200 an FBI agent and she didn't bother to check her 0:11:36.200 --> 0:11:38.960 mom's courting house. Like it was like so bad. I 0:11:39.000 --> 0:11:42.040 was like, oh whatever, Yeah, it was such a disappointment. 0:11:42.040 --> 0:11:44.440 But then I saw the Terrifier Part three. 0:11:44.559 --> 0:11:49.480 Oh, that looks genuinely scary to me, is it? All 0:11:49.559 --> 0:11:50.840 three of them look so scary. 0:11:51.000 --> 0:11:54.040 Well, I'm gonna be frank. Number one piece of shit. 0:11:54.760 --> 0:11:59.160 Number two very very shitty and long. Number three tight 0:11:59.840 --> 0:12:02.760 and very well improved. I shouldn't have said they were 0:12:02.760 --> 0:12:04.600 shit because I'm lobbying hard to be cast in the 0:12:04.600 --> 0:12:05.080 fourth one. 0:12:05.280 --> 0:12:06.800 Well, you've got thoughts that you can share with the 0:12:06.920 --> 0:12:07.480 creative team. 0:12:07.640 --> 0:12:09.520 No, I would never know. I said I would give them. 0:12:09.600 --> 0:12:12.199 I would come with no notes or anything. I'd just 0:12:12.240 --> 0:12:14.920 be very like, you know, enthusiastic about whatever they wanted 0:12:14.960 --> 0:12:15.240 me to do. 0:12:15.280 --> 0:12:16.360 But it is. 0:12:16.559 --> 0:12:19.560 I saw it on a sneak preview night with you know, 0:12:19.640 --> 0:12:23.440 diehard horror fans at the Egyptian Theater, and that experience 0:12:23.760 --> 0:12:27.000 rivaled the substance because it was all a bunch of 0:12:27.000 --> 0:12:32.400 freaks who love Gore and the movie is so disgusting. 0:12:33.360 --> 0:12:42.280 It's so disgusting. It's relentlessly, brutally, sadistically disgusting, but not 0:12:42.360 --> 0:12:44.720 in the hostile kind of way, right, like not like 0:12:44.800 --> 0:12:48.240 hostile Saw, Like it doesn't try to emulate the real world. 0:12:48.320 --> 0:12:50.839 In fact, there are supernatural elements to the killer now 0:12:51.120 --> 0:12:57.520 into the Kills, but spoiler alert, there's a chainsaw up 0:12:57.520 --> 0:13:01.640 the ass oh my, and to the genet and that's 0:13:01.800 --> 0:13:04.880 just like not even the most horrifying part. It's like 0:13:04.920 --> 0:13:09.679 it just never stops. It's so we were screaming and 0:13:09.760 --> 0:13:14.040 everybody was screaming, and I'm like, oh, this is great. 0:13:15.920 --> 0:13:17.800 And does the gore feel realistic? 0:13:18.280 --> 0:13:23.920 It's it's like jiallo. I think it's like it's it's Saw. 0:13:25.080 --> 0:13:27.280 A lot of the Saw movies do really try to 0:13:27.280 --> 0:13:31.160 emulate realism and hostile, especially because that is torture, porn 0:13:31.800 --> 0:13:35.640 human beings torturing other human beings. In this one, there 0:13:35.640 --> 0:13:39.840 are demons. There are possessed demons from it. So it 0:13:39.960 --> 0:13:43.800 is a supernatural horror. But in the gore is very 0:13:45.679 --> 0:13:47.400 grindhouse splashy splatter. 0:13:47.480 --> 0:13:49.280 Okay, I can handle that, Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:13:49.320 --> 0:13:52.000 It's like the blood doesn't look like real blood a 0:13:52.040 --> 0:13:53.160 lot of the times. 0:13:53.000 --> 0:13:55.760 Very corn syrup or where it's like almost like orange e. 0:13:55.880 --> 0:13:58.280 It's like and there's so much of it, and like, 0:13:58.640 --> 0:14:02.240 but but you see everything like the chains off the 0:14:02.320 --> 0:14:04.600 ask and then the whole front by I mean. 0:14:04.760 --> 0:14:07.480 The tagline should just be used everything you do. 0:14:07.600 --> 0:14:10.280 And it like there was a there's a notorious kill 0:14:10.360 --> 0:14:12.960 in the second one that was so brutal. It was 0:14:13.040 --> 0:14:15.760 really tough to watch, and it went on forever and 0:14:15.840 --> 0:14:17.520 just when you think it couldn't get any worse, it does. 0:14:17.960 --> 0:14:22.520 And but yeah, like it's just it's sick and psychotic. 0:14:22.640 --> 0:14:24.440 What is the story of the film. I know, it's 0:14:24.480 --> 0:14:26.200 like a crazy looking clown crazy. 0:14:26.440 --> 0:14:29.520 Well, so he was decapitated in the second one. Okay, 0:14:29.560 --> 0:14:34.480 so his decapitated body comes back. You know, it's like 0:14:34.880 --> 0:14:37.320 they have to conjure the supernatural lore in order to 0:14:37.360 --> 0:14:41.120 make their logic work. But now Art the clown, the 0:14:41.200 --> 0:14:43.120 killer is super sadistic. He goes to a moll and 0:14:43.120 --> 0:14:48.000 blows up kids. He has a his I think a 0:14:48.080 --> 0:14:50.400 victim that he tore the face off of in the 0:14:50.400 --> 0:14:53.400 first one is now his like accomplice. She's like a 0:14:53.400 --> 0:14:57.080 demon lady because she's possessed and she is really cunty. 0:14:57.840 --> 0:14:59.880 She really lets you have it. And so they're like 0:14:59.880 --> 0:15:05.000 a duo and it's like like Bonnie and Clyde very disgusting, 0:15:05.040 --> 0:15:06.520 twisted demon clown version. 0:15:06.960 --> 0:15:08.960 That must have been a real conversation between the two 0:15:09.000 --> 0:15:11.560 of them. Her getting on his side post face being 0:15:11.640 --> 0:15:12.120 ripped off. 0:15:12.160 --> 0:15:14.600 Oh yeah, well she did in factor She hardly factored 0:15:14.600 --> 0:15:16.560 in on the second one, I think, and then her 0:15:17.080 --> 0:15:20.000 inclusion to this was a real real It's cool because 0:15:20.000 --> 0:15:22.440 it's like you get to see, like, you know, the 0:15:22.480 --> 0:15:25.160 Aussie and Harriet, Bonnie and Clyde kind of like like 0:15:26.200 --> 0:15:28.720 the mister and missus Smith kind of like working together 0:15:28.920 --> 0:15:30.480 to kill every single person in the world. 0:15:30.640 --> 0:15:33.520 And where does Arthur come in the first movie? Where 0:15:33.520 --> 0:15:38.200 did you come from? He's just a clown, angry clown. 0:15:37.960 --> 0:15:42.240 Yes, very sadistic, very and he's like super faggy. Oh 0:15:42.400 --> 0:15:43.920 but he's like he does this a lot like. 0:15:44.320 --> 0:15:45.280 Presentation we need. 0:15:45.320 --> 0:15:49.720 Yeah, he's he's really broad. Never he doesn't speak at. 0:15:49.640 --> 0:15:52.560 All, Okay, but he's like and there's. 0:15:52.360 --> 0:15:57.280 Like like he'll like he is super super flamboyant and 0:15:57.280 --> 0:16:00.560 and the way that like Freddy Krueger is and but 0:16:00.640 --> 0:16:05.280 he's the most animated, silent, flamboyant killer that there is 0:16:05.320 --> 0:16:05.760 in horror. 0:16:05.840 --> 0:16:09.960 I think you point out something I've obviously noticed but 0:16:10.280 --> 0:16:12.960 never realizes. Freddy Krueger is very flamboyant. 0:16:13.080 --> 0:16:16.560 He's all over the place, faggot like, and you know 0:16:16.600 --> 0:16:19.440 what he really I grew up watching those movies. I 0:16:19.480 --> 0:16:23.120 still have nightmares. What's crazy about him is that, like, yeah, 0:16:23.280 --> 0:16:25.240 he gets you in your dreams, and he also tailors 0:16:25.280 --> 0:16:28.760 them to your fears, and he like there it's very 0:16:28.840 --> 0:16:31.600 like bespoke murders, do you know what I mean? He 0:16:31.720 --> 0:16:34.960 like he'll do the most horrifying thing to you because 0:16:34.960 --> 0:16:37.600 he's in your head and you can't escape from him 0:16:37.600 --> 0:16:42.120 because in your dreams. Oh, it's just so Whereas Jason 0:16:42.120 --> 0:16:47.360 and Michael Myers lumbering, Yeah, fuck off, it's so boring. 0:16:48.440 --> 0:16:50.840 But I mean, at least Michael Myers has the decency 0:16:50.840 --> 0:16:53.440 to like turn the mask inside out, try something new. 0:16:54.080 --> 0:16:56.120 I don't know, I'm sorry. I don't think any of 0:16:56.120 --> 0:16:58.080 those movies are good, not even Halloween one. 0:16:58.240 --> 0:16:59.800 No, I love Halloween One. 0:16:59.840 --> 0:17:03.320 But what about this? Remember the first scene, who kills somebody? 0:17:03.360 --> 0:17:07.439 Like this just kind of like one of those birds 0:17:07.440 --> 0:17:10.040 that car the POV like through the mask is like 0:17:10.119 --> 0:17:13.919 that's how they're like, you do this, you don't like 0:17:14.119 --> 0:17:15.760 move your head, you know it doesn't. 0:17:15.800 --> 0:17:19.600 If you think about it, who does a psychotic out 0:17:19.640 --> 0:17:24.880 of their mind and it's going to bed. That's that's 0:17:24.920 --> 0:17:28.879 what made him evil. It was a real trial throughout 0:17:28.920 --> 0:17:29.520 my life. 0:17:29.640 --> 0:17:31.119 Who's your favorite horror character? 0:17:31.400 --> 0:17:33.680 Oh, that's a very good question. Let me think about 0:17:33.760 --> 0:17:36.160 this for a moment, because I wanted to. I want 0:17:36.200 --> 0:17:42.840 it to be an accurate I love horror, but I'll say, oh, 0:17:43.920 --> 0:17:45.720 I actually don't think I have because the ones that 0:17:45.760 --> 0:17:47.760 really scare me are ones that they're kind of just 0:17:47.840 --> 0:17:50.520 normal people, you know, like the strangers. 0:17:50.840 --> 0:17:53.440 Oh, yeah, that's it. Home invasion does not. I don't 0:17:53.480 --> 0:17:53.959 like that at all. 0:17:54.000 --> 0:17:56.800 It feels bade hush, No, what's this? 0:17:57.200 --> 0:18:01.320 It's a home invasion movie and the girl is death. Oh, 0:18:01.359 --> 0:18:03.560 it's fucking scary. 0:18:03.800 --> 0:18:05.640 Sounds it's very. 0:18:05.480 --> 0:18:08.760 Scary, Like he he kills her friend right at the door, 0:18:08.840 --> 0:18:12.080 at the glass window, and he doesn't understand she's deaf 0:18:12.720 --> 0:18:15.080 and she's like banging it. It's it's a little unbelievable 0:18:15.119 --> 0:18:16.959 in a way, but it's really, really, really scary. 0:18:17.400 --> 0:18:20.840 I think now I'm thinking, Uh, the House in the Haunting, 0:18:21.080 --> 0:18:22.720 I think that might be my favorite villain. 0:18:23.280 --> 0:18:24.560 The House and the Hunting. 0:18:24.600 --> 0:18:26.560 Have you seen the Haunting the Sixties one. 0:18:26.880 --> 0:18:29.320 I don't know, it's so good. Okay, I got it. 0:18:29.320 --> 0:18:33.040 It's fantastic. It's just like a guy brings some people 0:18:33.040 --> 0:18:36.520 together to study this house and it's very spooky. It's 0:18:36.520 --> 0:18:39.040 like it holds up pretty well as a haunted house movie. 0:18:39.520 --> 0:18:39.800 Cool. 0:18:40.080 --> 0:18:41.080 Who's your favorite? 0:18:41.600 --> 0:18:43.600 I like Candy Man. 0:18:44.280 --> 0:18:45.360 You never seen Candy Man? 0:18:45.400 --> 0:18:48.600 Oh, I highly suggest it. Tony Todd plays the cool 0:18:48.600 --> 0:18:51.640 thing about like people who like follow me, but they're 0:18:51.680 --> 0:18:53.199 so sick of me. He's talking about this, but like 0:18:53.359 --> 0:18:55.960 the cool thing about that movie, not the remake. Did 0:18:55.960 --> 0:18:59.359 not like the remake. But it's it's all of the 0:18:59.400 --> 0:19:02.480 most of the act, most of the the scary stuff 0:19:02.480 --> 0:19:06.880 happens during the day in broad daylight. And he has 0:19:06.920 --> 0:19:10.840 this like hypnotizing quality. The main character is studying like 0:19:11.280 --> 0:19:14.040 these urban legends and in this like improverished part of 0:19:14.280 --> 0:19:17.879 I think Chicago, and she's a white woman grad student 0:19:18.280 --> 0:19:24.000 and when he like haunts her, he's like helln well, 0:19:24.560 --> 0:19:28.520 and his voice is so she never screams. Ever, she 0:19:28.600 --> 0:19:32.119 gets hypnotized. Oh and it's crazy. And she actually got 0:19:32.160 --> 0:19:34.720 hypnotized on set by a hypnotist and it started to 0:19:34.760 --> 0:19:37.439 drive her crazy. What Yeah, it was cool, and his 0:19:37.560 --> 0:19:42.040 voice is so once you hear it, it is it 0:19:42.160 --> 0:19:47.000 is so effective at being fucking terrifying. 0:19:47.119 --> 0:19:49.240 And does he come out of a mirror like Floody. 0:19:48.880 --> 0:19:51.440 Mary's exactly five times you say candy Man, and then 0:19:51.440 --> 0:19:55.320 his hook will get you from stem to stem to stern, 0:19:55.880 --> 0:19:57.720 from crouch to throat. 0:19:57.920 --> 0:20:01.360 From crouch to chin. Yeah. Oh wow. Have you ever 0:20:01.359 --> 0:20:02.159 been hypnotized? 0:20:02.680 --> 0:20:04.560 I've you know, I've there was. I went to the 0:20:04.600 --> 0:20:07.960 Mad Russian in Boston to try to get hypnotized for 0:20:08.240 --> 0:20:13.080 smoking quitting smoking. Didn't work, No, I wish it had. 0:20:13.119 --> 0:20:14.440 I don't think I'm hypnotizable. 0:20:14.680 --> 0:20:16.120 I mean I was going to say so many people 0:20:16.160 --> 0:20:17.640 swear by it, but then I'm like, all those people 0:20:17.640 --> 0:20:19.679 are just people I've heard in like ads or whatever. 0:20:19.720 --> 0:20:21.080 It's like, Oh, I don't. 0:20:20.920 --> 0:20:23.760 Really believe it. I mean, I just can't imagine really 0:20:23.840 --> 0:20:27.880 like right, like totally sober, you know what I mean, 0:20:28.440 --> 0:20:30.399 like really like alert, like not tired. 0:20:30.440 --> 0:20:32.639 Like I mean, I think I'm too skeptical that I 0:20:32.680 --> 0:20:34.640 would just be thinking about that through the entire process, 0:20:34.640 --> 0:20:36.560 and even if it were possible, it would get in 0:20:36.600 --> 0:20:39.919 the way of my brain being free to be impressionable. 0:20:40.200 --> 0:20:41.239 I mean, I'm open to it. 0:20:41.320 --> 0:20:42.600 I would love to be hypnotized. 0:20:42.640 --> 0:20:43.719 Yeah, it would be fierce. 0:20:44.359 --> 0:20:46.159 I mean, if that's a real thing that can happen, 0:20:46.200 --> 0:20:48.040 it's magic. 0:20:48.680 --> 0:20:50.440 I well, you know what. I was on the street 0:20:50.440 --> 0:20:53.240 the other day walking home from Ralph's and this young 0:20:53.400 --> 0:20:56.400 boy was like following me and then he like tied 0:20:56.440 --> 0:20:59.040 me on the shoulder at the intersection. He's like, he 0:20:59.080 --> 0:21:00.600 is like katya. I was like, yeah, He's like, do 0:21:00.600 --> 0:21:01.640 you want to see a magic trick? 0:21:01.760 --> 0:21:01.920 Oh? 0:21:02.480 --> 0:21:04.600 I know that. I was like in my head him 0:21:04.640 --> 0:21:07.359 like absolutely, fuck not. But then of course I was 0:21:07.400 --> 0:21:09.920 just like sure whatever, and he blew my mind. 0:21:10.080 --> 0:21:10.720 What did he do? 0:21:10.920 --> 0:21:15.480 I can't I can't succinctly describe it, but he basically 0:21:16.720 --> 0:21:18.439 he took my phone and gave it back to me. 0:21:19.000 --> 0:21:22.800 Then I took his phone and I didn't type anything 0:21:22.800 --> 0:21:25.920 into his phone. And then long story short, he had 0:21:25.920 --> 0:21:28.159 told me to think of a place, a very specific place, 0:21:28.600 --> 0:21:31.200 not like a country, but somewhere or like some a 0:21:31.280 --> 0:21:33.919 very specific place. And I thought of one i'd been to, 0:21:34.400 --> 0:21:36.719 and he said the Upper House in Hong Kong. And 0:21:36.760 --> 0:21:39.000 there was no way for him to know that who 0:21:39.480 --> 0:21:42.600 there was just through the process there was No. I 0:21:42.680 --> 0:21:45.680 was like, holy shit, he was. I was like, how 0:21:45.720 --> 0:21:48.159 did you do that? He's like magic? I was like, 0:21:48.200 --> 0:21:48.840 oh my god. 0:21:49.440 --> 0:21:52.080 I mean everything about the setup of that is like. 0:21:52.040 --> 0:21:55.480 He'sh I wish I know, I really because the way 0:21:55.520 --> 0:21:58.040 that he did it, the process, at the order of events, 0:21:58.640 --> 0:22:01.720 it really seemed impossible, well for me to have for 0:22:01.840 --> 0:22:05.560 him to have known, right, obviously I'm dumb, and it 0:22:06.119 --> 0:22:08.119 worked really well. But it was like, yeah, it was 0:22:08.160 --> 0:22:09.600 mind blowing. Is twenty one years old? 0:22:09.800 --> 0:22:12.000 Wow? He just takes your phone and then vanishes in 0:22:12.040 --> 0:22:14.080 a cloud of smoke. Oh he got me? 0:22:14.359 --> 0:22:15.280 Yeah? 0:22:15.440 --> 0:22:19.720 Oh god, oh no. I've been to one hypnotist show 0:22:19.760 --> 0:22:21.600 and I always find them very annoying because I'm like 0:22:21.600 --> 0:22:23.600 everyone on stage just seems to be faking it, of 0:22:23.640 --> 0:22:24.919 course and trying to act wacky. 0:22:25.080 --> 0:22:27.800 Yeah. I always think their plans. Yeah, i mean, who's 0:22:27.800 --> 0:22:31.160 there to Yeah, none of that stuff impresses me, really, 0:22:31.640 --> 0:22:33.840 I'll close up. Magic's a little interesting. 0:22:34.000 --> 0:22:35.359 Yeah, it's at least impressive. 0:22:35.600 --> 0:22:39.280 Yeah, it tricks me. It's just once you like watch 0:22:39.280 --> 0:22:41.800 a video about how to do it, it's all the thing's 0:22:41.800 --> 0:22:42.639 all spoiled, you know. 0:22:43.240 --> 0:22:43.399 You know. 0:22:43.720 --> 0:22:46.679 Anyways, I mean, look, I think there's something else we 0:22:46.720 --> 0:22:50.040 should talk about. I love magic, but there's something else 0:22:50.040 --> 0:22:51.560 that appeared in the studio today. 0:22:51.840 --> 0:22:52.639 Yes, a gift. 0:22:53.080 --> 0:22:56.480 Yeah, the podcast is I said no gifts, which. 0:22:56.280 --> 0:22:59.160 Is and I'm an Icona class. 0:23:00.640 --> 0:23:02.560 Famous iconic rule break. 0:23:04.760 --> 0:23:07.000 But wait, look at please describe it. 0:23:07.119 --> 0:23:09.399 Okay, Yeah, this is because when you walked into the 0:23:09.400 --> 0:23:11.960 studio you were holding a just a shopping. 0:23:11.600 --> 0:23:12.800 Bag, Ralph. 0:23:13.040 --> 0:23:15.040 Yeah, which a lot of guests on this podcast Wilder 0:23:15.080 --> 0:23:17.119 show up essentially with a garbage bag or whatever, and 0:23:17.160 --> 0:23:19.040 that's the wrapping. I thought, oh, that's but then you 0:23:19.080 --> 0:23:20.359 pulled it out and it was so beautifully. 0:23:20.640 --> 0:23:22.439 I didn't have any wrapping paper at home, so I 0:23:22.520 --> 0:23:24.879 that was a gift bag that I cut up. And 0:23:24.920 --> 0:23:26.920 then I found some baby Rick rack in my studio. 0:23:27.200 --> 0:23:28.960 It made it as like because didn't have any ribbon, 0:23:29.320 --> 0:23:31.960 and it's so shittily wrap that I think it needed 0:23:31.960 --> 0:23:32.600 a little ribbon. 0:23:32.760 --> 0:23:33.879 I think it's so cute. 0:23:34.040 --> 0:23:37.360 But that card stock is very expensive, thank you very much. 0:23:37.160 --> 0:23:40.920 And it feels expensive. It's textured. Yeah, and then it's 0:23:40.920 --> 0:23:45.200 got my name in Russian. Yeah, so yeah, wow, that's amazing. 0:23:45.359 --> 0:23:48.440 Yeah, that's a b. The P is an r that 0:23:48.520 --> 0:23:51.920 middle one with the triangles A D. It's just such 0:23:51.960 --> 0:23:53.359 a strange, wonderful language. 0:23:53.960 --> 0:23:56.320 How did it take you to learn to write Russian? 0:23:56.440 --> 0:23:57.520 Oh? Like two days? 0:23:57.520 --> 0:23:58.040 Two days? 0:23:58.119 --> 0:23:59.560 That's so easy really? 0:23:59.600 --> 0:23:59.760 Yeah? 0:23:59.800 --> 0:24:01.919 Yeah, you can learn the alphabet in like four hours. 0:24:02.040 --> 0:24:04.560 Hell, is there alphabet twenty six letters? I think it's 0:24:04.560 --> 0:24:05.960 like thirty three thirty three? 0:24:06.080 --> 0:24:07.879 Yeah, they have and they have some. They have a 0:24:07.920 --> 0:24:11.320 couple of letters that are like not letters. They're called 0:24:11.400 --> 0:24:14.679 signs that they like affect the pronunciation of other letters. 0:24:14.720 --> 0:24:19.640 I love cyrillic alphabet so much. It's so sexy. 0:24:19.960 --> 0:24:22.359 Oh it's I mean, it's so beautiful. It really is 0:24:22.600 --> 0:24:23.800 really stylish looking. 0:24:23.880 --> 0:24:24.680 Yeah, it's beautiful. 0:24:24.680 --> 0:24:27.480 It gives much more of an impression than our alphabet. A. 0:24:27.560 --> 0:24:33.200 Please open the card and read it. And there's a 0:24:33.240 --> 0:24:34.320 gift inside as well. 0:24:34.800 --> 0:24:36.840 In the envelope. Yeah okay, oh my god. 0:24:39.280 --> 0:24:43.840 Ten rubles, yes, ten rubles and it says good luck. 0:24:44.320 --> 0:24:45.960 Oh, it says good luck? And how do you say that? 0:24:46.280 --> 0:24:46.639 Dachi? 0:24:47.240 --> 0:24:51.600 Wow? Okay, So tell me why you gave me ten roubles. 0:24:51.359 --> 0:24:53.320 Because I just found it. I was like, I was 0:24:53.640 --> 0:24:55.359 looking all over my house. I was like, God, what 0:24:55.440 --> 0:24:57.560 do I I was going to give you? I had 0:24:57.600 --> 0:24:59.840 these HeLa monsters that were all bubble wrapped. 0:25:00.760 --> 0:25:03.159 Like, oh, how many of them do you have? 0:25:03.280 --> 0:25:06.520 Free? I don't think they're actually a heal of monsters, 0:25:06.520 --> 0:25:09.119 but they're giant lizards. And but then I was like, 0:25:09.119 --> 0:25:10.639 what can I give them? I wanted to give him 0:25:10.640 --> 0:25:13.800 something useful. I give you something useful. So I gave 0:25:13.800 --> 0:25:14.600 you something useful. 0:25:14.640 --> 0:25:17.760 It's such a beautiful piece of currency. It's got a bridge, 0:25:17.800 --> 0:25:20.920 it's got some sort of tower on it, multiple colors. 0:25:21.000 --> 0:25:23.360 I think in today's economy it's probably worth about eight 0:25:23.440 --> 0:25:26.720 cents or less even I'm rich. Yeah, Like I think, 0:25:26.760 --> 0:25:29.120 like ten thousand rubles is like five dollars. 0:25:29.359 --> 0:25:32.200 The podcast Now, well, I mean I think it's been 0:25:32.200 --> 0:25:35.240 said before, but literally every other country has such better 0:25:35.280 --> 0:25:35.960 looking currency. 0:25:36.080 --> 0:25:39.760 Well, I mean Canada and Canada, specially Canada, Australia when 0:25:39.760 --> 0:25:41.680 they have the plastic non breakable ones. 0:25:41.760 --> 0:25:42.639 Oh I haven't seen this. 0:25:42.680 --> 0:25:48.280 Oh are you kidding me? The Australia, Canada, I think 0:25:48.560 --> 0:25:52.000 many euros. Now, they're they're you know, they're like plastic clear. 0:25:52.160 --> 0:25:54.000 You can't rip them, you can go through the wash, 0:25:54.520 --> 0:25:57.640 you go in the ocean, like seriously, they're they're unbreakable 0:25:57.760 --> 0:26:01.040 and they're so like slick and smoothly, but they're. 0:26:00.920 --> 0:26:02.600 Still like foldable to put in a wallet. 0:26:02.640 --> 0:26:04.840 Oh, I mean the same basically the same size as 0:26:04.840 --> 0:26:05.919 all the other like a dollar. 0:26:06.119 --> 0:26:07.760 How are we so we are behind? 0:26:08.200 --> 0:26:11.120 Flop? We flapped so hard on payment and payment methods. 0:26:11.160 --> 0:26:13.720 As a country that is so obsessed with money, you 0:26:13.720 --> 0:26:14.800 would think we can't. 0:26:14.600 --> 0:26:16.600 Seem to get it right in any department. 0:26:16.720 --> 0:26:19.680 My god, well I'll have to. I'm gonna spend big 0:26:19.760 --> 0:26:21.520 with this, yeah, or maybe invest it? 0:26:21.800 --> 0:26:24.760 Oh yeah, just invest it. It's your nest egg. 0:26:24.960 --> 0:26:29.239 This is my my grandnieces will be very thankful for this. 0:26:30.240 --> 0:26:32.560 I'm a curious. Can you look up how much ten 0:26:32.640 --> 0:26:35.120 rubles is because I really think it's probably point zero 0:26:35.160 --> 0:26:38.879 one sense, it's something very love I feel like. 0:26:39.240 --> 0:26:43.080 Yeah, hon, least find out because it's ten cents ten cents, 0:26:43.200 --> 0:26:45.040 so wow, this is a lot more than I had 0:26:45.080 --> 0:26:49.440 planned on a bill. I'm on vacation, yeah, yeah, yeah, traveling. 0:26:50.640 --> 0:26:52.160 Do you have a lot of Russian currency? 0:26:52.320 --> 0:26:53.960 No, that's the only one I found in my house. 0:26:54.400 --> 0:26:56.320 Where do you think it came from? 0:26:56.400 --> 0:26:57.400 A fan in Nashville? 0:26:57.760 --> 0:26:58.040 Oh? 0:26:58.160 --> 0:27:01.640 Interesting that in a red Lobster gift card. 0:27:02.280 --> 0:27:04.840 A tencent gift card twenty bucks. 0:27:04.840 --> 0:27:05.960 That's great, brought you that? 0:27:06.160 --> 0:27:08.520 Oh so you haven't gone out? Got to take yourself 0:27:08.560 --> 0:27:10.800 to red lobster like lobster. Do you like crab? 0:27:10.960 --> 0:27:11.280 Nope? 0:27:11.600 --> 0:27:14.040 Any sort of shellfish nope? Oh well the. 0:27:14.160 --> 0:27:16.840 Rats of the sea lobster. 0:27:17.359 --> 0:27:18.360 They are bugs. 0:27:18.640 --> 0:27:20.320 They're like bottom feeders. 0:27:20.320 --> 0:27:23.760 They're giant insects. But I think they're delicious, you do, 0:27:24.000 --> 0:27:27.160 I know, But I don't eat them that off, no see, 0:27:27.200 --> 0:27:29.000 And that's probably why I think they're good, because like 0:27:29.040 --> 0:27:31.160 it's so rare and I never am just like eating 0:27:31.160 --> 0:27:33.399 the full thing and like cracking the bottom like a 0:27:33.440 --> 0:27:37.200 lobster roll probably things yeah, where it's like an element 0:27:37.320 --> 0:27:40.760 rather than a yeah, lobster ll. I think it's the butter. 0:27:41.160 --> 0:27:42.600 I think that that's kind of the element that I 0:27:42.640 --> 0:27:45.320 really like in the lemon so much. 0:27:45.400 --> 0:27:47.840 I'm such a picky eater though. What's what's your favorite food? 0:27:48.040 --> 0:27:51.480 My favorite food, I would say probably burrito. 0:27:52.080 --> 0:27:52.720 What's in it? 0:27:53.560 --> 0:27:56.840 I like like a San Francisco Mission burrito. So living 0:27:56.880 --> 0:27:58.959 in LA is kind of held where it's like whereas 0:27:59.040 --> 0:28:02.720 rice and bean in guacamole and sour cream and. 0:28:02.840 --> 0:28:06.120 Cheese in l A on your mind. 0:28:06.200 --> 0:28:08.800 La, you can but they're not good because l A, 0:28:08.920 --> 0:28:11.720 there aren't a lot of good flower tortillas. There's I've 0:28:11.760 --> 0:28:15.360 read like articles about this, okay, and it's very hard 0:28:15.400 --> 0:28:17.560 to find a really good burrito. There are other like 0:28:17.760 --> 0:28:21.040 La style burritos, but they're usually just like beans and meat. Okay, 0:28:21.720 --> 0:28:25.439 but like if you go to San Francisco, phenomenal breedos 0:28:25.480 --> 0:28:27.439 and they're like the sort of breedo that you can stand. 0:28:27.560 --> 0:28:30.000 It's so it's like a football. Yeah, it's really a 0:28:30.040 --> 0:28:33.760 beautiful thing. But I think burrito or a hero. I 0:28:33.800 --> 0:28:34.400 love eros. 0:28:34.520 --> 0:28:36.160 Okay, Well that's how you say zero? 0:28:36.400 --> 0:28:37.240 What do you say gyro? 0:28:37.800 --> 0:28:40.400 Well I did for about the first thirty years of 0:28:40.400 --> 0:28:43.120 my life, and then I said, I thought there were heroes. 0:28:43.640 --> 0:28:45.480 Oh hero is a year zero. 0:28:45.880 --> 0:28:47.840 I think it is zero. But I think a lot 0:28:47.880 --> 0:28:50.360 of people just continue to say gyro and like that's 0:28:50.400 --> 0:28:53.920 an accepted form of hero is a you were wrong, 0:28:54.200 --> 0:28:55.600 you were simply wrong, okay, okay. 0:28:55.720 --> 0:29:00.560 I also love the Greek alphabet, which alphabet comes from interesting, 0:29:00.600 --> 0:29:02.840 beautiful letters, lovely letters. 0:29:02.920 --> 0:29:05.200 Yeah, I mean the Greeks were really doing it early on, 0:29:05.520 --> 0:29:08.720 yeah everything, Yeah, they really they were leading the way 0:29:08.760 --> 0:29:10.520 and that's why the euro is so delicious. But that's 0:29:10.520 --> 0:29:12.360 another thing you can't really get in La because there's 0:29:12.400 --> 0:29:14.920 not a large Greek population. So I've found myself in 0:29:14.960 --> 0:29:17.880 a trap. Damn you gotta go to Grease, gotta go 0:29:17.920 --> 0:29:20.320 to Greece. Have been no, I would love to go 0:29:20.320 --> 0:29:22.000 to Greece. I would love to go to What's your 0:29:22.000 --> 0:29:22.600 favorite food? 0:29:24.800 --> 0:29:26.720 If I had to eat one dinner meal for the 0:29:26.760 --> 0:29:28.000 rest of my life, it would be what I had 0:29:28.080 --> 0:29:32.400 last night, which was spicy beef noodles at this really wonderful, 0:29:32.440 --> 0:29:37.160 great Chinese place buy my house called Land Noodles. I 0:29:37.200 --> 0:29:40.880 suggested to try it. They're absolutely delicious, and then shy 0:29:40.880 --> 0:29:42.440 it like chicken fried dumplings. 0:29:42.600 --> 0:29:43.960 Oh that sounds phenomenal. 0:29:44.280 --> 0:29:46.320 It's so good. This noodle place is off the hook. 0:29:46.760 --> 0:29:50.160 Oh it's I think about it right now and I'm like, yeah, 0:29:50.320 --> 0:29:52.000 lan noodles, check it out. 0:29:52.280 --> 0:29:55.040 You saying that reminds Probably a meal that I would 0:29:55.040 --> 0:29:56.640 eat for the rest of my life is the fried 0:29:56.720 --> 0:29:59.480 chicken plate at Doune. Have you been there? The Mediterranean 0:30:00.160 --> 0:30:04.440 kind of word. It's like hummus and shredded cabbage. Unbelievable, 0:30:04.880 --> 0:30:06.080 and they make the pita there. 0:30:06.200 --> 0:30:07.920 It's so right there. 0:30:08.280 --> 0:30:10.600 Yes, you've got to make the pita in store. 0:30:10.720 --> 0:30:13.120 Yes you can't. You can't have it shipped in from 0:30:13.160 --> 0:30:14.200 some lab or whatever. 0:30:18.280 --> 0:30:20.680 Well, shul I opened this little box here. Okay, careful 0:30:20.720 --> 0:30:24.080 with the baby rick rack. Okay, I'm being very I'm 0:30:24.120 --> 0:30:26.640 gonna put this in my hair or something you can 0:30:26.720 --> 0:30:27.840 do braids, braid. 0:30:30.440 --> 0:30:32.120 Now, this is or something to keep in the house. 0:30:32.120 --> 0:30:35.120 It's not for you, okay, this isn't for guests. Oh, fantastic, 0:30:35.440 --> 0:30:40.080 something that people often overlook, especially guys. Okay, I brought 0:30:40.080 --> 0:30:40.520 the right thing. 0:30:40.600 --> 0:30:41.920 That paper sounds so good. 0:30:42.320 --> 0:30:43.480 Yeah, oh yeah, a smr. 0:30:43.640 --> 0:30:50.080 Oh it's so crispy party paper. Oh, this is a 0:30:50.400 --> 0:30:53.600 This is fantastic. Actually, I wouldn't have I wouldn't have 0:30:53.640 --> 0:30:55.240 this in my home. It's a box of tampons. 0:30:55.320 --> 0:30:58.040 Yeah, I mean especially I'm not going to assume your 0:30:58.480 --> 0:31:02.600 your orientation. But yeah, gay guys. I had noticed a 0:31:02.600 --> 0:31:04.960 lot of gay guys would never this would never ever 0:31:04.960 --> 0:31:07.360 cross their mind. No, of course, you know, maybe if 0:31:07.360 --> 0:31:09.560 they when their sister comes over, or their niece or 0:31:09.560 --> 0:31:12.880 their mom or whatever, or they're you know, someone with 0:31:12.880 --> 0:31:15.680 a bloody nose, someone with a vagina like you know, 0:31:16.000 --> 0:31:18.960 it's always important to have tampons. I also have pads 0:31:19.280 --> 0:31:19.800 in the houses. 0:31:19.960 --> 0:31:22.040 Oh this is such a I mean this should be 0:31:22.080 --> 0:31:24.400 a public service announcement right now, any. 0:31:24.360 --> 0:31:26.360 Wellyould they also should be free? 0:31:26.520 --> 0:31:29.760 Oh yeah, of course. I mean it's a well known 0:31:29.840 --> 0:31:33.960 scam on women. I mean there's so many the essential 0:31:34.080 --> 0:31:35.640 tax where it's like, oh, here are a bunch of 0:31:35.640 --> 0:31:38.280 other things you have to pay for, which this should 0:31:38.280 --> 0:31:39.200 just be everywhere. 0:31:39.200 --> 0:31:41.160 They should be like hanging from trees everywhere. 0:31:41.200 --> 0:31:43.680 They should be next to the napkin dispenser at restaurants. 0:31:43.800 --> 0:31:45.600 They should be with the forking knife. 0:31:45.840 --> 0:31:47.200 They should be floating down rivers. 0:31:47.320 --> 0:31:48.000 Yes, they should be. 0:31:48.160 --> 0:31:52.040 They probably are actually killing doll new ones. 0:31:52.160 --> 0:31:54.920 Yeah, yeah, absolutely, it's crazy. 0:31:55.160 --> 0:31:57.640 Yeah, this is a I mean, it didn't even cross 0:31:57.640 --> 0:32:00.160 my mind. And the next time this is needed in 0:32:00.240 --> 0:32:02.600 my home when a woman needs it, I'm going to 0:32:02.600 --> 0:32:03.840 be an absolute. 0:32:04.080 --> 0:32:05.640 We're going to be a hero. 0:32:06.440 --> 0:32:08.800 You're gonna be a giro. I'm going to be a giro. 0:32:09.000 --> 0:32:12.560 I will be a lamb and a delicious peda covered 0:32:12.560 --> 0:32:15.680 in a yogurt sauce. So that sounds bad, but this 0:32:15.840 --> 0:32:16.160 is a. 0:32:17.080 --> 0:32:19.080 Also really I recently saw Carrie, so this was on 0:32:19.120 --> 0:32:19.520 my mind. 0:32:19.960 --> 0:32:21.720 Oh of course. 0:32:21.480 --> 0:32:23.040 That opening scene is pretty wild. 0:32:23.120 --> 0:32:25.480 That movie. I never saw the remake. 0:32:25.560 --> 0:32:30.560 Don't Don't do Not ever please, no, no disrespect to 0:32:30.720 --> 0:32:33.600 the people who did it, but there was no unnecessary Yeah, 0:32:33.640 --> 0:32:35.160 it's like Carrie's masterpiece. 0:32:35.240 --> 0:32:37.840 Yeah, it's so perfect and that Yeah, that opening scenems amazing. 0:32:37.960 --> 0:32:40.160 It's amazing. And it's like there's a lot of naked 0:32:40.240 --> 0:32:42.240 bodies and it's like bush and titties. 0:32:42.320 --> 0:32:43.880 Oh yeah, they really go for that. 0:32:44.160 --> 0:32:47.400 Yeah. Like Brian de Palmer said, you will see full 0:32:47.760 --> 0:32:50.560 female nudity and a lot of it right away. It's 0:32:50.600 --> 0:32:51.160 pretty wild. 0:32:51.480 --> 0:32:53.200 Yeah that in the seventies, I feel like a male 0:32:53.240 --> 0:32:54.400 director could get away with that. 0:32:55.160 --> 0:32:55.600 Yeah. 0:32:55.640 --> 0:32:58.560 While I was watching the Substance, I was like, if 0:32:58.560 --> 0:33:00.480 a man directed this, he should be a rested. 0:33:00.880 --> 0:33:05.400 Yeah. I think that it does like it is. It 0:33:05.480 --> 0:33:08.000 is reassuring that a woman director did that. But you know, 0:33:08.120 --> 0:33:11.800 she has a real she in her other movie Revenge Too, 0:33:11.960 --> 0:33:17.200 Like she loves butts, like she has the butt. Oh yeah, 0:33:17.240 --> 0:33:20.520 it is like leering and like that. That that lens 0:33:20.720 --> 0:33:25.280 is like but conscious, you know, and it's I was 0:33:25.320 --> 0:33:27.840 thinking about how stressful for Margaret quality that must have 0:33:27.920 --> 0:33:31.479 been the perfect version of denymore. 0:33:31.240 --> 0:33:34.160 Nightmare every day waking up and thinking and now my 0:33:34.200 --> 0:33:35.160 body has to be perfect. 0:33:35.280 --> 0:33:37.480 Yes, I mean I think that they did. Like they 0:33:38.720 --> 0:33:41.400 you know, they sort of shined it up and post 0:33:41.400 --> 0:33:44.080 a little bit, but you know it's like, fuck, that's 0:33:44.080 --> 0:33:44.480 a lot. 0:33:44.320 --> 0:33:47.120 Of pressure and they didn't have any butt doubles. Movies 0:33:47.120 --> 0:33:48.040 will do that occasionally. 0:33:48.120 --> 0:33:50.680 Yeah, I don't think they did. Yeah, I don't think. 0:33:50.720 --> 0:33:53.480 So how is a butt double even found? Or is 0:33:53.480 --> 0:33:54.920 there like a casting director. 0:33:54.600 --> 0:33:57.240 Well, you think about like the people the team that 0:33:57.320 --> 0:34:00.760 are like the who stand in for during lighting tests. 0:34:01.200 --> 0:34:02.880 You know, it's like that kind of thing, right, But 0:34:02.920 --> 0:34:05.240 it's like do you go do you tell people you've 0:34:05.240 --> 0:34:08.000 got to look at my ass? This is perfect for Hollywood? 0:34:08.239 --> 0:34:11.080 Or is it somebody people scouting question? 0:34:11.520 --> 0:34:13.560 Maybe it's like a modeling gig. 0:34:13.760 --> 0:34:17.520 Oh that makes sense, kind of like with like hand models. Yes, 0:34:17.560 --> 0:34:18.279 that kind of thing. 0:34:18.440 --> 0:34:20.279 Oh my god, hand models. I mean if you've seen 0:34:20.320 --> 0:34:22.040 in foot models, oh. 0:34:22.000 --> 0:34:25.400 The most perfect hearts of bodies that you could possibly see. 0:34:25.280 --> 0:34:26.719 And then you look at your own hands, I'm like, 0:34:26.760 --> 0:34:28.919 oh my god, I the crypt keeper, right of course, 0:34:29.040 --> 0:34:33.040 my one hundred and fifty years old. Yeah, that tricksy 0:34:33.120 --> 0:34:35.120 is always getting on we'd like to put makeup on 0:34:35.200 --> 0:34:39.239 my hands because they're often translucent gray and purple. But yeah, 0:34:39.280 --> 0:34:41.760 like it's yeah, it's interesting to have like a perfect 0:34:41.800 --> 0:34:43.560 part of your body and like make that your. 0:34:43.480 --> 0:34:46.279 Career, right, I know it, Yeah, just like count on it. 0:34:46.480 --> 0:34:48.879 But it's got to be scary knowing that it will deteriorate. 0:34:49.040 --> 0:34:52.560 Oh yeah, well the hands, especially of course age. That's 0:34:52.600 --> 0:34:56.600 why all the aging stars wear gloves now, they do, 0:34:56.880 --> 0:34:57.880 I know. 0:34:57.480 --> 0:34:59.680 And a lot of people now are wearing gloves while driving. 0:35:00.360 --> 0:35:02.279 Oh but driving gloves or you know, I mean. 0:35:02.200 --> 0:35:02.839 It's so chic. 0:35:03.040 --> 0:35:08.560 Yeah, get the Telly or Sini Oh Italian Italian brand, 0:35:08.600 --> 0:35:14.720 I don't know. They make exquisite leather gloves Telly Forcinilly. Okay, 0:35:14.840 --> 0:35:18.160 I believe it's still a thing. Oh my god, buttery Soft. 0:35:18.239 --> 0:35:18.919 Do you have a pair? 0:35:19.080 --> 0:35:20.040 I have several? 0:35:20.280 --> 0:35:22.520 Are they in your glove box which I'm now it's 0:35:22.600 --> 0:35:24.800 just literally clicking that's where you have your driving. 0:35:24.840 --> 0:35:26.719 No, I've never had I've never driven with them. But 0:35:26.719 --> 0:35:31.640 they're black and red like driving gloves. Oh, they're so sexy. 0:35:31.840 --> 0:35:33.920 But I need to live in la When are you going, 0:35:33.960 --> 0:35:36.000 know where? Like when you when your hand's cold? 0:35:36.440 --> 0:35:38.759 Oh, that's true. You know, yeah, I get I get 0:35:38.800 --> 0:35:41.200 cold feet circulation. 0:35:41.520 --> 0:35:43.440 Okay, yeah, do you have clammy hands? 0:35:44.080 --> 0:35:44.239 No? 0:35:44.400 --> 0:35:45.080 Really dry? 0:35:45.800 --> 0:35:48.840 I'm so jealous. Do your feme like ship at the 0:35:48.920 --> 0:35:53.200 end of the day. No, do yours like the cat's ass? Yeah, 0:35:53.239 --> 0:35:56.880 because I'm sweaty and gross. It's always like I somebody 0:35:56.880 --> 0:35:59.839 wanted to hold my hand. It was tricksy. She wanted 0:35:59.880 --> 0:36:01.239 a like grab my hand. I was like, you don't 0:36:01.239 --> 0:36:02.680 want to do that, and she grabbed it anything. She's like, 0:36:02.719 --> 0:36:05.479 oh my god, I just like. 0:36:05.400 --> 0:36:07.600 I told you this frictionless service. 0:36:07.800 --> 0:36:10.040 Yeah, it's really gross. 0:36:10.280 --> 0:36:12.760 I might invest in some driving gloves. 0:36:12.840 --> 0:36:15.160 Or opera length or all the way up to the shoulder. 0:36:15.320 --> 0:36:17.640 This podcast is very glove oriented, actually because I have 0:36:17.640 --> 0:36:21.000 to do demonstrations with gifts and for the on Instagram, 0:36:21.000 --> 0:36:22.960 I'll frequently have this. I have a particular pair of 0:36:23.000 --> 0:36:26.960 gloves that are now filthy. They're like white opera gloves, 0:36:27.200 --> 0:36:31.000 but no, it's it's probably like a cotton with a 0:36:31.000 --> 0:36:37.359 little imbrota. You would not believe how dirty they are. 0:36:37.520 --> 0:36:38.719 I do. I would believe it. 0:36:38.800 --> 0:36:41.480 White cotton gloves is just asking for it. 0:36:41.320 --> 0:36:43.600 And about half of our listeners are constantly demanding that 0:36:43.640 --> 0:36:45.640 I washed them, and the other half are like, let 0:36:45.719 --> 0:36:48.360 them get as dirty as possible. I accidentally washed one 0:36:48.360 --> 0:36:49.759 the other day because I took them to New York 0:36:49.800 --> 0:36:51.480 and then one snuck into a pair of pants and 0:36:51.480 --> 0:36:54.760 got washed, kind of a hopeful story for the club. 0:36:55.160 --> 0:36:56.319 I was like, oh no, I left it in New York. 0:36:56.360 --> 0:36:57.640 Then I took laundry and I was like, no, it's 0:36:57.719 --> 0:37:00.360 kind of cleaning. And so I guess I'm sad spying 0:37:00.560 --> 0:37:02.640 both audiences. Now one's clean, one's filthy. 0:37:02.880 --> 0:37:06.720 That's great. Oh yeah, right, that's nice. But you should 0:37:06.760 --> 0:37:11.520 you deserve a pair of like beautiful buttery soft opera 0:37:11.719 --> 0:37:16.160 like up to the shoulder length red leather gloves from Italy. 0:37:16.560 --> 0:37:19.240 Pulling those on every time I try, oh you will. 0:37:19.280 --> 0:37:21.000 It's like, I mean, I don't know if you're like 0:37:21.120 --> 0:37:23.919 against you know, Vigan or whatever, anti whatever, anti leather, 0:37:23.920 --> 0:37:28.719 but they're so it's like, oh my god, they're so 0:37:28.719 --> 0:37:32.160 soft and they're so it's sumptuous. 0:37:32.200 --> 0:37:34.759 Oh it sounds lovely. Kind of just a spa day 0:37:35.000 --> 0:37:39.520 for your entire arm. Yeah, but what are you thinking 0:37:39.560 --> 0:37:41.040 when a friend pulls up to your house and you 0:37:41.080 --> 0:37:43.640 see them wearing driving gloves? Do you think what's going on? 0:37:43.640 --> 0:37:44.600 Are you're like, oh cool? 0:37:44.880 --> 0:37:46.960 Are we? I was like, I would probably think like 0:37:47.880 --> 0:37:50.680 are we? Is this an old timey movie or something. 0:37:50.719 --> 0:37:53.879 I don't know anybody who could really pull that up right. 0:37:54.000 --> 0:37:55.920 It feels like such an affect. It's just like a. 0:37:55.960 --> 0:38:00.759 Jimmy Stewart, Carrie Grant, Jimmy Dean kind of thing, or 0:38:00.840 --> 0:38:04.360 like I don't know, like I don't who is driving? 0:38:04.360 --> 0:38:05.520 But also what's the outfit? 0:38:05.880 --> 0:38:07.600 Yeah, I really has to match the whole. 0:38:07.440 --> 0:38:10.160 Little It's not like it's not like ath leisure, right, if. 0:38:10.040 --> 0:38:12.240 You're just in your pajamas driving out with this beautiful 0:38:12.239 --> 0:38:12.920 pair of gloves. 0:38:12.960 --> 0:38:14.359 What do you think? I have to ask you? What 0:38:14.400 --> 0:38:16.440 is your opinion on people who wear foot flops in public? 0:38:17.600 --> 0:38:18.040 In LA? 0:38:18.200 --> 0:38:21.560 It's a very it's a tricky line to walk. I'll say. 0:38:21.920 --> 0:38:24.359 I feel like there are certain people I'm like, Wow, 0:38:24.360 --> 0:38:28.080 they're just comfortable with what they're doing. Then there's other 0:38:28.160 --> 0:38:30.000 are other people who I'm like, you could pull it 0:38:30.000 --> 0:38:33.359 together a little bit more, and you should give give 0:38:33.360 --> 0:38:34.640 it ten percent more effort. 0:38:35.239 --> 0:38:36.000 Put on a shoe. 0:38:36.200 --> 0:38:39.640 Put on a shoe, please. I I'm trying to think 0:38:39.680 --> 0:38:41.520 if I've ever wornd I mean, certainly in the past 0:38:41.520 --> 0:38:43.200 I have, but I don't think I would now. I 0:38:43.200 --> 0:38:46.080 think my feet are hideous, okay, and I don't want 0:38:46.080 --> 0:38:50.480 people looking at them. Yeah, And also it just feels 0:38:50.760 --> 0:38:54.239 too casual. It's just not I'm not on the beach, right, 0:38:54.280 --> 0:38:58.279 and LA streets are absolutely feilfilthy. What's your take? 0:38:58.520 --> 0:39:00.879 I think that, I mean, I have. I have been 0:39:00.920 --> 0:39:02.839 known to like walk out of the house to go 0:39:02.920 --> 0:39:05.960 collect something from a like the car right outside, like 0:39:06.400 --> 0:39:09.600 run out to get the mail in slides with my 0:39:09.600 --> 0:39:13.840 photix pose I do. I'm now really kind of solidly 0:39:13.880 --> 0:39:16.719 in the camp of don't ever wear them because it's 0:39:16.840 --> 0:39:20.840 you're like disgusting, because it's just gross, it's filthy, and 0:39:20.880 --> 0:39:22.440 I think it's I have more of a problem with 0:39:22.440 --> 0:39:24.520 that than not washing your hands after using the bathroom 0:39:24.560 --> 0:39:25.680 in a public restroom. 0:39:25.800 --> 0:39:28.600 That actually makes sense. My dick is not that dirty, right, 0:39:28.719 --> 0:39:30.920 everyone's basically kind of clean, hopefully. 0:39:31.080 --> 0:39:34.120 Yeah. I've showered like once or twice every day. Right, 0:39:34.320 --> 0:39:36.960 my generals This, sorry is gross, but my generals are 0:39:37.000 --> 0:39:38.160 probably the cleanest part of my. 0:39:38.080 --> 0:39:41.319 Body, right, you know what I mean? Just like and I. 0:39:41.400 --> 0:39:43.560 Like I don't really touch the apparatus. 0:39:43.800 --> 0:39:47.000 Wow, you're making a very good point here. Well, everyone stopped. 0:39:48.000 --> 0:39:49.799 I was listening to the podcast I listened to all 0:39:49.840 --> 0:39:52.839 the time, and they were they were incredulous, or like 0:39:53.000 --> 0:39:55.080 the amount of people it's a movie podcast and is 0:39:55.120 --> 0:39:57.160 like they were both saying, the amount of people I 0:39:57.200 --> 0:39:59.800 see walking out of the men's room or the women's 0:39:59.840 --> 0:40:03.319 room without washing your hands, it's like seventy percent. It's disgusting, 0:40:03.360 --> 0:40:08.040 it's unconscionable. It's filthy, it's gross, it's nasty. And I'm like, well, 0:40:08.160 --> 0:40:10.520 I think touching all of the fussts and the stuff 0:40:10.640 --> 0:40:13.520 is like nasty and like everything else, I just get 0:40:13.520 --> 0:40:16.960 in there. I don't. I just as little contact with 0:40:17.040 --> 0:40:21.000 the everything as possible. And then yeah, I don't know if. 0:40:20.640 --> 0:40:24.960 You washed yourself, that would be myself if you did. 0:40:25.040 --> 0:40:27.680 I know you always clean up the toilet. 0:40:28.440 --> 0:40:31.640 Oh okay, so now we're right now, this is dangerous territory. 0:40:31.640 --> 0:40:33.120 I do think you should be washing hands if you're 0:40:33.120 --> 0:40:33.960 cleaning up the toilet. 0:40:34.040 --> 0:40:35.560 But I'm using a lot of toilet paper. 0:40:36.280 --> 0:40:37.399 You've gotta be using a lot. 0:40:37.719 --> 0:40:39.640 Yeah, it's it's my hands. A lot of hands are 0:40:39.680 --> 0:40:41.040 not getting saturated with urine. 0:40:41.080 --> 0:40:42.800 Baseball, mit level of toilet. 0:40:43.040 --> 0:40:46.800 Of course, I have my mits on go everywhere. I 0:40:46.840 --> 0:40:48.960 think I'm digging myself into a really gross hole right 0:40:49.000 --> 0:40:53.080 now because I'm not making I mean I do sometimes 0:40:53.160 --> 0:40:55.400 wash my hands if I get up a plane, usually 0:40:55.560 --> 0:40:58.600 because of the plane, because of the plane disgusting the 0:40:58.600 --> 0:40:59.320 planes discussed. 0:40:59.400 --> 0:41:03.839 Yes, you know war so no, I mean, I I 0:41:03.880 --> 0:41:05.479 can see your argument here. 0:41:05.680 --> 0:41:09.560 I'm definitely saying like the world is disgusting. 0:41:09.040 --> 0:41:12.040 And yeah, like if you're walking around in La almost barefoot, 0:41:12.040 --> 0:41:18.439 you were walking through minimum animal p likely human pee. 0:41:19.080 --> 0:41:20.600 And if you're in San Francisco, there's a lot of 0:41:20.640 --> 0:41:21.120 human shit. 0:41:21.280 --> 0:41:24.600 Oh yeah, I mean all of this is happening constantly 0:41:24.600 --> 0:41:27.359 on these streets, on the sidewalks. And then you're like, 0:41:27.600 --> 0:41:30.879 if you're not showering before bed, Oh do you. 0:41:30.800 --> 0:41:31.719 Shower before No? 0:41:31.760 --> 0:41:35.760 I don't. But I've wear shoes in bed. I should 0:41:36.280 --> 0:41:38.200 you make a very good point. I'll be ready to 0:41:38.239 --> 0:41:40.560 go completely naked, choose. 0:41:42.800 --> 0:41:47.440 Laced loafers, you know, like from floor shine, ready for 0:41:47.040 --> 0:41:51.279 super shiny like dress shoes. Well, my grandmother was so 0:41:51.360 --> 0:41:53.279 hyper vigilant she would like sleep with one leg on 0:41:53.280 --> 0:41:55.840 the floor. Wow, I mean like she would be like this, 0:41:55.960 --> 0:41:59.080 Like I mean perched and prepped like at a moment's 0:41:59.080 --> 0:42:01.560 notice to just fly out of bed. I don't think 0:42:01.560 --> 0:42:02.360 it did her a lot. 0:42:02.200 --> 0:42:04.640 Of good in that, like the long run, now time 0:42:04.719 --> 0:42:09.040 still got her. No, do you shower before bed? 0:42:10.200 --> 0:42:12.160 I think it depends on what I do during the day. 0:42:14.040 --> 0:42:16.719 I think I'm generally more of a dirty person. I'm 0:42:17.080 --> 0:42:19.480 not OCD. I'm the opposite of OCD, which I think 0:42:19.520 --> 0:42:23.920 is a pig. And I don't like I'm glad. I'm 0:42:23.960 --> 0:42:25.640 not like super No. 0:42:25.760 --> 0:42:28.200 I mean like like it's kind of paralyzing. 0:42:28.440 --> 0:42:31.320 Yeah, it's really tough, and I think so, although sometimes 0:42:31.360 --> 0:42:33.400 it does does prevent me from allowing people in my 0:42:33.480 --> 0:42:36.960 home because like, for example, if like my friend came 0:42:36.960 --> 0:42:39.279 over the other day and I had anxiety, I was like, 0:42:39.760 --> 0:42:41.759 and I couldn't tell him not to go upstairs because 0:42:41.760 --> 0:42:44.840 I know he would. So now I'm thinking of like 0:42:44.880 --> 0:42:46.839 doing like a chain or like a gate or something. 0:42:46.920 --> 0:42:50.440 Because my bathroom was like looked like the room from Saw. 0:42:51.000 --> 0:42:54.640 It was so gross eye yeah, like so gross, like 0:42:54.680 --> 0:42:58.160 shamefully and like gross, like you need help, like professional help. Gross. 0:42:58.160 --> 0:43:00.320 But but then I, you know, I go through phases 0:43:00.320 --> 0:43:04.000 where I clean it and it's fine. Yeah, I are 0:43:04.000 --> 0:43:04.720 you super clean? 0:43:05.120 --> 0:43:07.359 I'm very tidy. I wouldn't say like a clean freak, 0:43:07.400 --> 0:43:09.040 but like I like things to be put away at 0:43:09.040 --> 0:43:12.799 the very least. But like getting out the lysol and 0:43:12.840 --> 0:43:14.880 like the bleach and everything to clean the house is 0:43:14.880 --> 0:43:19.200 not happening. I'll vacuum. Oh wait, we gotta talk about vacuums. Oh, 0:43:19.239 --> 0:43:20.600 I love to talk about vacuum. 0:43:21.239 --> 0:43:26.400 I recently learned. I recently learned the good news. I 0:43:26.480 --> 0:43:30.040 recently am like a born again vacuum person because for 0:43:30.080 --> 0:43:31.600 the longest time I thought, oh my god, of course 0:43:31.640 --> 0:43:35.040 it's the dice in, very fuck that dice in. It's 0:43:35.080 --> 0:43:39.480 the meala. What's this? M I E L E. Not paid, 0:43:39.520 --> 0:43:42.080 They don't know anything about me. But it is the 0:43:42.120 --> 0:43:43.040 only vacuum. 0:43:43.320 --> 0:43:44.800 Now, is this a bag vacuum? 0:43:44.840 --> 0:43:47.759 See here's the thing. Yes, and it's a quarded vacuum, which, 0:43:47.840 --> 0:43:51.120 if you're used to the battery powered not courted. But 0:43:51.400 --> 0:43:54.680 it's a tough transition. But guess what, this vacuum actually 0:43:54.719 --> 0:43:58.960 fucking works, whereas the diceon doesn't fucking work. And if 0:43:58.960 --> 0:44:01.560 you put it on a high that battery that'll give 0:44:01.560 --> 0:44:05.840 you about thirty eight seconds of activity. I'm battery powered. 0:44:05.960 --> 0:44:07.800 You've got that, you're gonna be recharging constantly. 0:44:07.840 --> 0:44:10.080 You put it on high, it's literally ten seconds. 0:44:10.640 --> 0:44:11.880 Then at you're exhausted. 0:44:12.239 --> 0:44:15.400 It's horrible. I get that. The convenience is very seductive. 0:44:15.920 --> 0:44:17.880 The lack of cord is very seductive. 0:44:17.880 --> 0:44:19.520 Go anywhere, take it on your. 0:44:19.480 --> 0:44:23.200 Trip, absolutely, you know. But and it is quite an 0:44:23.200 --> 0:44:26.600 adjustment because I'm a big vacuumer. I love the vacuum, 0:44:26.760 --> 0:44:28.960 and and the cord is is a real and it's 0:44:29.000 --> 0:44:31.600 a little heavy, and it's it's it's it's you know, 0:44:32.120 --> 0:44:34.960 but it works, it works, and it's expensive. 0:44:35.080 --> 0:44:36.080 How much does it cost? 0:44:36.640 --> 0:44:38.240 The one I bought was eight hundred dollars. 0:44:38.280 --> 0:44:39.080 Eight hundred dollars. 0:44:39.160 --> 0:44:41.160 I'm going to buy a vacuum. I'm never going to 0:44:41.200 --> 0:44:43.600 buy a vacuum. I'm never going to buy the right 0:44:43.680 --> 0:44:46.360 and the amount of time I use it, Oh, it's incredible. 0:44:46.440 --> 0:44:48.600 When you go to the store, they pour a bunch 0:44:48.640 --> 0:44:51.799 of kitty litter on the floor to like do the demonstration, 0:44:51.840 --> 0:44:55.960 and you're like, okay, I'll take it because it just works. 0:44:56.200 --> 0:44:57.120 What store is this? 0:44:57.400 --> 0:44:58.160 The vacuum store? 0:44:58.320 --> 0:45:00.000 I have to go. I want that it's. 0:44:59.840 --> 0:45:03.080 In it's called I think it's called Beverly Hills Vacuum 0:45:03.520 --> 0:45:08.280 and it's on Santa Monica Boulevard towards Beverly Hills. 0:45:08.400 --> 0:45:09.760 Did you expect this whole demo? 0:45:10.480 --> 0:45:10.880 I did not. 0:45:11.080 --> 0:45:11.880 Sound's delightful. 0:45:12.000 --> 0:45:14.120 Alwa was incredible. He was like an old dude. It's 0:45:14.120 --> 0:45:17.360 a small story. He's amazing, and he'll like show you 0:45:17.400 --> 0:45:19.480 all the models. And it looks like it like a 0:45:19.480 --> 0:45:22.440 fifties housewife kind of thing. Literally like really retro looking 0:45:22.640 --> 0:45:24.360 like the Smeg refrigerators. 0:45:24.400 --> 0:45:27.080 Oh I love yeah, yeah, I actually listened not to 0:45:27.120 --> 0:45:29.799 brag to an episode of a podcast about vacuums. 0:45:29.920 --> 0:45:31.640 What were they saying. 0:45:31.840 --> 0:45:33.560 Essentially what you're saying right now. You don't want to 0:45:33.560 --> 0:45:36.000 get one of these, like uh, I don't cordless, the 0:45:36.000 --> 0:45:39.359 cordless or the clear thing that shows you how much 0:45:39.440 --> 0:45:41.680 dust is going into it. They're like, get the old 0:45:41.719 --> 0:45:42.400 fashioned ones. 0:45:42.560 --> 0:45:42.920 Yeah. 0:45:42.960 --> 0:45:44.759 And the other thing they say on it is the 0:45:44.760 --> 0:45:48.799 best vacuuming is done as you're pulling backwards. Oh and 0:45:48.840 --> 0:45:50.840 this song was coming from a vacuum expert. 0:45:50.840 --> 0:45:54.400 That may kind of sense though, because it's you're not pushing. 0:45:54.120 --> 0:45:56.120 Right and you feel the drag, you really feel it 0:45:56.239 --> 0:45:57.040 sucking things. 0:45:57.120 --> 0:45:59.799 And then it's got the attachments, the ones for the rug, 0:45:59.840 --> 0:46:04.520 one for the hardwood floor, and the difference is so like, ooh, 0:46:04.600 --> 0:46:06.160 it's just so satisfying. 0:46:06.760 --> 0:46:07.840 Eight hundred dollars. 0:46:08.040 --> 0:46:10.319 It was eight hundred and fifty dollars to attacked. Yeah, it 0:46:10.400 --> 0:46:12.040 was like I was like, oof, and I know what, 0:46:12.120 --> 0:46:14.680 that's out of people's price range. 0:46:14.719 --> 0:46:17.000 But Dyson's are like four hundred dollars, right, I mean, 0:46:17.000 --> 0:46:18.960 a regular vacuum is not that cheap. 0:46:19.120 --> 0:46:22.440 No, And it's a very important part of a person 0:46:22.719 --> 0:46:23.839 with a homes life. 0:46:23.920 --> 0:46:25.839 It's a sort of like purchase like a mattress, where 0:46:25.840 --> 0:46:27.080 you're like, well, I'm using this concept. 0:46:27.120 --> 0:46:29.600 Ye, it's like a car purchase, right. 0:46:29.800 --> 0:46:32.239 I think you just justify it by like being don't 0:46:32.320 --> 0:46:35.719 I don't spend any money. I use this every single day. Yes, 0:46:35.840 --> 0:46:38.399 And so it's essentially since for a day. 0:46:38.640 --> 0:46:40.960 Absolutely, if you break it down, it's really like probably 0:46:40.960 --> 0:46:42.400 like ten rubles a day. 0:46:42.480 --> 0:46:45.000 Ten For ten rubles a day, you will be sucking 0:46:45.080 --> 0:46:46.479 up as much catlet as you want. 0:46:46.680 --> 0:46:49.440 Everything, all that shit will get sucked up. It really 0:46:49.520 --> 0:46:50.680 really works. 0:46:50.960 --> 0:46:53.560 So how long have you owned this vacuum? For? 0:46:53.600 --> 0:46:55.120 About two years now? 0:46:55.400 --> 0:46:55.520 Oh? 0:46:55.520 --> 0:46:57.480 Okay, and I have no complaints. 0:46:57.080 --> 0:46:59.120 And was your house pretty dusty before? That was the 0:46:59.200 --> 0:47:00.600 vacuum not doing job well? 0:47:00.719 --> 0:47:05.239 I also sew in my I sewstomes in my home, 0:47:05.400 --> 0:47:06.719 so there's sequence everywhere. 0:47:07.520 --> 0:47:11.400 Means just notions, notions. 0:47:11.080 --> 0:47:15.440 Threads in carpet, right, So I really need that extra suckage. 0:47:15.640 --> 0:47:15.759 Right. 0:47:15.880 --> 0:47:18.279 It just really gets me. It really does its job. 0:47:18.719 --> 0:47:19.319 I love it. 0:47:19.719 --> 0:47:22.799 I know. I think vacuuming is a very satisfying chore. 0:47:23.480 --> 0:47:25.279 You see the results immediately. 0:47:25.480 --> 0:47:31.480 It is immediate. Yeah, the dopamine hit is like yeah right, 0:47:31.640 --> 0:47:34.640 like damn, bam, damn sustained, Like awesome. 0:47:34.719 --> 0:47:36.320 Did you mow lawns as a kid. 0:47:36.840 --> 0:47:38.000 I've never mowed a lawn. 0:47:38.080 --> 0:47:40.320 It's a similar thing where you're like, oh, I'm seeing 0:47:40.360 --> 0:47:43.120 how clean, Like it's cleaning things up. I'm just I'm 0:47:43.360 --> 0:47:46.000 essentially just pushing something and it's the results are here. 0:47:46.320 --> 0:47:47.080 I don't have to wait. 0:47:47.320 --> 0:47:50.200 But doesn't it like fling the grass like. 0:47:50.239 --> 0:47:53.759 It depends on the lawnmower. The one I would use 0:47:53.760 --> 0:47:55.680 as a kid had a bag that had to be empty. 0:47:55.400 --> 0:47:58.160 To gotch job. That's that freshly? 0:47:58.400 --> 0:48:01.040 Oh, the smell is so nice. You're out in the sun. 0:48:01.400 --> 0:48:02.200 No complaints? 0:48:02.239 --> 0:48:05.480 What about what about the buggy or like the drive. 0:48:06.800 --> 0:48:09.919 What is that called a wheeled lawn no way, sit down, 0:48:11.000 --> 0:48:12.080 sit down lawnmower? 0:48:15.040 --> 0:48:15.759 A tractor. 0:48:16.880 --> 0:48:20.719 I don't know. That's rich people don't know what is 0:48:20.760 --> 0:48:23.400 that called. Is there an official thing for a lawnmower 0:48:23.400 --> 0:48:24.120 that you drive. 0:48:24.040 --> 0:48:26.680 Either a ride on mower or tractor mower? 0:48:26.920 --> 0:48:32.160 Tractor? Right? I don't think I would like that as much. 0:48:33.080 --> 0:48:35.560 M I mean, I think it's like that to me 0:48:35.640 --> 0:48:37.680 is in the same the same family as snowmobiles, and 0:48:37.719 --> 0:48:38.360 that's scary to me. 0:48:38.920 --> 0:48:41.080 But to be driving a lawnmower that goes as fast 0:48:41.160 --> 0:48:43.400 as a snowmobile, now there's an adventure. 0:48:43.440 --> 0:48:45.200 You will get a lot done in a day. 0:48:46.200 --> 0:48:48.040 My god, that feels like terrify her. 0:48:47.960 --> 0:48:50.719 For ye totally, Oh my god. 0:48:50.760 --> 0:48:51.840 A clown on a ride on? 0:48:52.680 --> 0:48:56.359 Yeah, oh well there was that. There was that movie 0:48:56.400 --> 0:49:01.000 where this the little child mode over her parents. Oh 0:49:01.239 --> 0:49:02.680 but I don't think it was. I don't think it 0:49:02.719 --> 0:49:03.560 was the tractor style. 0:49:03.600 --> 0:49:06.040 I think it was the right Oh, okay, okay, well 0:49:06.200 --> 0:49:08.279 the movies. I think we have a new idea for 0:49:08.400 --> 0:49:11.120 the movie business. Somebody drive over someone. 0:49:10.840 --> 0:49:14.600 Yes, and it could Hey listen, Damien Leone, please cast 0:49:14.640 --> 0:49:17.239 me in The Terrifier Part four and you can. I 0:49:17.280 --> 0:49:18.800 was trying to think of, like what it would be 0:49:18.840 --> 0:49:20.439 a fun way to kill me as a drag queen, 0:49:21.000 --> 0:49:24.120 And I'm like, I think he should like maybe like 0:49:24.480 --> 0:49:26.719 take my little heels and like gouge him in my 0:49:26.760 --> 0:49:29.799 eyeballs and then like and then have Art like punch 0:49:29.840 --> 0:49:31.520 a hole through my mouth in the back of my 0:49:31.520 --> 0:49:34.160 head and then stick my wig like through it and out. 0:49:34.280 --> 0:49:36.719 I don't know, like it'd be so cool. I really 0:49:36.760 --> 0:49:39.040 want to get killed by Art the clown. I'm just 0:49:39.040 --> 0:49:39.879 trying to put it out there. 0:49:39.920 --> 0:49:42.960 The next scene, I am run over by a lawnmar 0:49:43.040 --> 0:49:47.439 going seventy miles an hour. Yes, it's incredibly really, I mean, actually, 0:49:47.480 --> 0:49:48.520 do you know what I was going to ask you 0:49:48.640 --> 0:49:51.359 or tell you. I just recently saw for the first 0:49:51.360 --> 0:49:54.719 time The Hand that Rocks the Cradle? Oh my, how 0:49:54.719 --> 0:49:56.960 have I gone this long without saying this movie? 0:49:57.360 --> 0:50:02.480 Oh my god, delightful. In know Rebecca de Mornay is, Oh, 0:50:03.920 --> 0:50:05.480 Julianne Moore was fabulous than that. 0:50:05.520 --> 0:50:06.880 I'm surprised I didn't even know she was in it. 0:50:07.040 --> 0:50:10.200 Yeah, he's like, oh, oh my god. When she's like 0:50:10.960 --> 0:50:13.320 she comes home, She's like where the fuck is clear? 0:50:13.480 --> 0:50:16.600 She's in the greenhouse, and it's like, oh my god. 0:50:16.640 --> 0:50:20.439 And then what she says to Solomon Peyton Flanners, which 0:50:20.480 --> 0:50:24.600 she's I cannot repeat it here, but she is so, 0:50:24.920 --> 0:50:26.080 Oh my god, it's so. 0:50:26.280 --> 0:50:27.840 And then she kind of cracks the case with the 0:50:27.880 --> 0:50:30.200 wind window. It's so funny. 0:50:30.320 --> 0:50:32.440 Yeah, I'm looking for windshine, you know, I can get one. 0:50:32.520 --> 0:50:37.440 Missus Motte, oh so cunty. And it's just like, I 0:50:37.480 --> 0:50:39.719 don't know, if you know. I always like these, like 0:50:40.640 --> 0:50:43.400 beloved of movies of mine from the nineties. Sometimes I 0:50:43.560 --> 0:50:45.960 rewatch them. I'm like, oh god, this is trash, but 0:50:46.080 --> 0:50:47.440 I love that movie. 0:50:47.560 --> 0:50:50.640 It's very fun. I've told a couple other people that 0:50:50.719 --> 0:50:52.480 I watched it recently and they said to me, oh, 0:50:52.480 --> 0:50:54.719 it's so scary, and that was one element. I was like, no, 0:50:54.760 --> 0:50:57.000 it's not. It's very fun to watch. 0:50:57.080 --> 0:50:58.319 Hayten Flanders. 0:50:59.239 --> 0:50:59.880 That's what it's. 0:51:00.360 --> 0:51:01.360 What's what a pseudonym? 0:51:01.360 --> 0:51:01.560 I mean? 0:51:01.600 --> 0:51:04.160 If you're like that does that? That sounds very like 0:51:04.320 --> 0:51:05.720 I won't kill you if my name. 0:51:05.600 --> 0:51:09.080 Is completely asking anything about Peyton Flanders. 0:51:08.560 --> 0:51:12.360 Peyton Flanders, the breast Pump, the windshime. A lot of 0:51:12.400 --> 0:51:14.560 like little clues in that movie. 0:51:14.520 --> 0:51:17.480 Of course, her appearing from behind the school bus to 0:51:17.520 --> 0:51:20.319 be the nanny. Hello, I'm just a normal woman who 0:51:20.320 --> 0:51:24.040 wants a nanny job off the street. Yeah crazy, don't 0:51:24.080 --> 0:51:26.680 ask any questions. No, it's such a good time watching. 0:51:27.480 --> 0:51:29.319 The hand that rocks the cradle is the hand that 0:51:29.440 --> 0:51:32.480 rules the world. I've never heard that before. That's not expression. 0:51:32.520 --> 0:51:35.080 It's not an expression. It's not an expression. 0:51:35.400 --> 0:51:38.520 That's so not a pillow somewhere. I mean, it sounds 0:51:38.560 --> 0:51:40.759 so much like a real expression, though, you're like, oh, 0:51:40.800 --> 0:51:42.960 I guess I just never heard that one. But it's 0:51:43.000 --> 0:51:44.360 also so evil sounding. 0:51:44.400 --> 0:51:46.080 It's like what so I mean, it's like a really 0:51:46.080 --> 0:51:50.239 evil premise too, Like she's sexually assaulted by a gynecologist, 0:51:50.400 --> 0:51:53.239 and then and then that guy of colleges is out 0:51:53.280 --> 0:51:57.640 it commits suicide, and then his his widowed wife gets 0:51:57.680 --> 0:52:00.399 revenge on the woman who who like out. 0:52:00.640 --> 0:52:02.680 Yeah. 0:52:02.760 --> 0:52:06.400 Yeah, it's like really fucked up, really really fucked up, 0:52:06.520 --> 0:52:09.919 very confused. The morning fucking plays evil very well. 0:52:10.000 --> 0:52:11.799 Oh, she's fantastic. 0:52:11.320 --> 0:52:13.239 Cutting that apple with the knife in. 0:52:13.239 --> 0:52:16.520 Like, oh, anybody cutting an apple with a knife, you 0:52:16.560 --> 0:52:19.719 know something's up, something that's going up. They're going to 0:52:19.719 --> 0:52:21.520 steal your husband or kill you in the house. 0:52:21.600 --> 0:52:25.040 Yeah, they're they're breastfeeding your child. Yeah yeah, and they're 0:52:25.400 --> 0:52:29.840 they're sabotaging your friends. Yeah, it's crazy. What's your favorite movie? 0:52:30.360 --> 0:52:31.279 We'll say from the. 0:52:31.360 --> 0:52:35.399 Nineties, From the nineties, okay, I mean I could maybe 0:52:35.440 --> 0:52:37.200 we just say from the eighties, just so so I 0:52:37.239 --> 0:52:41.600 have an answer. I would say, I love It's it's 0:52:41.640 --> 0:52:43.760 probably a tie between After Hours and King of Comedy. 0:52:44.440 --> 0:52:45.719 I have seen neither of them. 0:52:45.880 --> 0:52:46.439 Neither of them. 0:52:46.560 --> 0:52:50.680 No, they're delightful, I'm sure. Is that Martin movies. 0:52:51.440 --> 0:52:54.160 And they're both like very out of his normal thing 0:52:54.239 --> 0:52:58.919 because they're kind of like surreal comedies, and they're both 0:52:59.080 --> 0:53:03.960 very funny, but very strange and like immediately entertaining in 0:53:03.960 --> 0:53:05.799 the way the eighties movies are where you're like, there's 0:53:05.800 --> 0:53:07.360 no boredom, you're just in. 0:53:07.719 --> 0:53:11.000 You love a movie that has not one extra fucking. 0:53:10.760 --> 0:53:13.400 Scene, like, no superpose. 0:53:12.840 --> 0:53:16.360 Moments, not one fucking sentence doesn't belong there, you know. 0:53:16.640 --> 0:53:19.720 Control it's great. What's your favorite movie? 0:53:20.200 --> 0:53:22.320 If I had, my quick answer is Witches of Eastwick. 0:53:22.560 --> 0:53:23.759 I've never seen it. 0:53:23.760 --> 0:53:26.799 It's fucking great And what every scenes fabri. 0:53:26.680 --> 0:53:29.680 Tonally is it creepy? Is it fun it's it's the 0:53:29.760 --> 0:53:31.399 super it's a it's a it's a. 0:53:31.560 --> 0:53:35.120 I mean, it's a thriller kind of. It's it's funny, 0:53:35.160 --> 0:53:39.799 it's sexy. It's like it's three women who discovered that 0:53:40.280 --> 0:53:43.239 they're witches and then that they conjure the devil to 0:53:43.280 --> 0:53:45.960 move into their small New England town played by Jack Nicholson, 0:53:46.440 --> 0:53:51.160 and then they become like this sex like well, I 0:53:51.200 --> 0:53:54.080 won't give it away, but it's amazing. And there's it's 0:53:54.120 --> 0:53:57.959 like cher Michelle fiv Ver, Susan Sarandon, Veronica Cartwright, who's 0:53:57.960 --> 0:54:05.000 a choose up the scenery something. Jenkins who plays he's great, 0:54:05.320 --> 0:54:08.680 and Jack Nicholson is just he is Jack Nicholson ing 0:54:08.760 --> 0:54:09.320 in this movie. 0:54:09.440 --> 0:54:10.880 He's such a good pull for the devil. 0:54:10.960 --> 0:54:13.279 He is so incredible in this role. 0:54:13.600 --> 0:54:14.480 Oh, I've got to see. 0:54:14.560 --> 0:54:15.920 You have to see it. 0:54:15.920 --> 0:54:17.360 Sounds delightful, you have to see it. 0:54:17.400 --> 0:54:21.000 The CG at the end is very unfortunate. Okay, right 0:54:21.000 --> 0:54:24.319 at the last bit, it gets very bad. It's just 0:54:24.360 --> 0:54:27.600 not they didn't really have that back then. It's like 0:54:27.640 --> 0:54:28.239 an eighty eight. 0:54:28.280 --> 0:54:30.680 I think there are certain movies I remember, like that 0:54:30.719 --> 0:54:33.080 whole Star Wars situation where they replace all of the 0:54:33.120 --> 0:54:35.880 special effects with like CG and it was a giant disaster. 0:54:36.280 --> 0:54:38.480 But I feel like if a movie has bad CG, 0:54:38.640 --> 0:54:40.879 we should go back and help him out right. 0:54:40.960 --> 0:54:43.600 I was like, you know, it's funny like this movie. 0:54:43.640 --> 0:54:45.799 Because of that, I think, oh, it should be Redone. 0:54:45.840 --> 0:54:48.560 It was like, no, because you cannot replace those three women. 0:54:49.320 --> 0:54:50.200 That's a trifecta. 0:54:50.239 --> 0:54:52.040 That cannot No, you're not going to find them again. 0:54:52.080 --> 0:54:53.200 Who would that possibly be? 0:54:53.360 --> 0:54:55.800 No, I mean it had to be like Emma Stone, 0:54:57.600 --> 0:55:00.800 there's not share is so share in in this movie. 0:55:01.160 --> 0:55:03.560 She's so fucking good. 0:55:03.640 --> 0:55:06.960 Oh, I'm so excited. Maybe this is to share. Oh 0:55:07.000 --> 0:55:10.719 she's as an actor. Oh my god, she's Moonstruck is phenomenal. 0:55:10.840 --> 0:55:14.040 Yeah. My film critic friend and an author, she I 0:55:14.160 --> 0:55:15.680 was like having a tough time at while ago, and 0:55:15.760 --> 0:55:17.200 she's like, hey, if you really need like a pick 0:55:17.239 --> 0:55:19.879 me up, one of the like never feel good, feel 0:55:19.920 --> 0:55:21.959 good movies is Moonstruck. And I'd never seen it before, 0:55:21.960 --> 0:55:23.319 and she was one hundred percent right. 0:55:23.520 --> 0:55:24.160 So charming. 0:55:24.280 --> 0:55:27.080 It's charming, and it's lovely, and it's like an ethnic comedy. 0:55:27.200 --> 0:55:29.799 It's just so lovely and the mood is just right. 0:55:30.160 --> 0:55:32.640 Yeah, Nicholas Cage is so funny and hot in it. 0:55:32.760 --> 0:55:35.520 He can be so funny. Yes, I love Raising Arizona, 0:55:35.680 --> 0:55:37.000 me too, such a good movie. 0:55:37.160 --> 0:55:39.720 Yeah, what's your favorite horror movie? 0:55:39.920 --> 0:55:44.560 Favorite? Okay? So this probably The Haunting? Okay, or like 0:55:44.640 --> 0:55:46.279 if and like I said, if I want to be 0:55:46.320 --> 0:55:48.880 genuinely scared the strangers. 0:55:48.719 --> 0:55:51.080 Oh yeah, and all I would live Tyler. 0:55:51.080 --> 0:55:53.160 With liv Tyler, and I'll say, this is not a 0:55:53.160 --> 0:55:55.719 horror movie, but it is so scary to me as Zodiac. 0:55:56.360 --> 0:55:58.439 I think the scariness of it is so well done 0:55:58.440 --> 0:56:01.760 that you're telling, Yes, what's your favorite horror movie? 0:56:03.360 --> 0:56:05.520 I would probably say I was want to say Candy Man, 0:56:05.520 --> 0:56:09.320 but it's not necessarily my like most like rewatchable horror movie. 0:56:10.480 --> 0:56:12.640 I like a night right now on Street part three. Okay, 0:56:13.120 --> 0:56:15.880 I've only seen the original Dream Warriors. I mean they 0:56:15.920 --> 0:56:19.640 all get cheesy, but like, yeah, no, no, I think 0:56:19.800 --> 0:56:23.000 the substance is definitely like up there. I think that's 0:56:23.040 --> 0:56:24.440 probably my favorite horror movie right now. 0:56:24.480 --> 0:56:27.400 Wow, yeah that makes sense. Yeah, but it also does 0:56:27.560 --> 0:56:29.360 oh oh no, go ahead. 0:56:29.640 --> 0:56:32.960 I mean it's not horror essentially, but kinds of kindness. 0:56:33.040 --> 0:56:34.600 Oh, I've only seen the first third of it. 0:56:34.719 --> 0:56:35.839 Okay, there's there's another two. 0:56:36.040 --> 0:56:37.920 Yes. I kind of went just thinking, oh, I know 0:56:38.000 --> 0:56:39.359 this is three things, so I get to see one 0:56:39.400 --> 0:56:40.359 and I'll get to see the next two. 0:56:40.360 --> 0:56:40.520 I need. 0:56:40.680 --> 0:56:43.160 I highly suggest you watch the next two because it's 0:56:43.400 --> 0:56:46.480 really it's an art film. Sure, I mean I can't like. 0:56:46.480 --> 0:56:48.480 I know my friends who like here not they don't 0:56:48.480 --> 0:56:51.200 watch subtitled movies or like you know that kind of 0:56:51.320 --> 0:56:52.480 uncultured smiles. 0:56:52.880 --> 0:56:54.920 Yeah, dumb people. 0:56:55.480 --> 0:56:57.839 They well, they hate it because it's like, what is 0:56:57.880 --> 0:56:58.359 this right? 0:56:58.400 --> 0:57:00.000 I don't want to think about this after I leave. 0:57:00.120 --> 0:57:02.000 It was so I was electrifized. 0:57:02.080 --> 0:57:04.400 I really liked the first third. Oh my god, I 0:57:04.400 --> 0:57:06.000 didn't leave like, oh I have to get out of here. 0:57:06.040 --> 0:57:08.560 It was just couky oh cooky. 0:57:08.320 --> 0:57:09.880 Your sex cult? 0:57:10.239 --> 0:57:12.239 Oh what yeah, no idea. 0:57:11.960 --> 0:57:13.799 When they test the purity of you by putting him 0:57:13.800 --> 0:57:15.719 in a super hot sona and then licking the salt 0:57:15.719 --> 0:57:18.960 from your belly button. Yes, did you see the part 0:57:19.000 --> 0:57:23.160 where she he makes her cut? No? 0:57:23.040 --> 0:57:27.200 No, I don't think the second one you're in it's 0:57:27.440 --> 0:57:29.640 it really is a perfect thing because you can just 0:57:29.720 --> 0:57:31.840 dip in and watch a forty five minute movie. 0:57:32.000 --> 0:57:34.840 I fucking love that because I'm like, I don't have 0:57:34.880 --> 0:57:37.280 the stamina or the endurance because I'm not on my 0:57:37.280 --> 0:57:39.320 if I'm watching a movie on my phone, of course, 0:57:39.440 --> 0:57:42.280 like I I'd rather just be on my phone right 0:57:42.440 --> 0:57:42.800 and not. 0:57:42.680 --> 0:57:44.640 Have a movie. I have a problem looking and just 0:57:44.640 --> 0:57:46.400 wasting my life away, and I'm going to do that 0:57:46.520 --> 0:57:47.160 rather than watch. 0:57:47.240 --> 0:57:49.680 Yeah, I'll just doom scroll and get carpor Tone and 0:57:49.680 --> 0:57:51.840 crick Mates. But in the but the movie has nothing 0:57:51.880 --> 0:57:53.800 to do that. Plus, I don't want to watch a 0:57:53.880 --> 0:57:55.240 movie that makes me want to look at my phone. 0:57:55.600 --> 0:57:57.600 Oh no, no, no, no no. That's why I have 0:57:57.680 --> 0:57:58.560 to go to a movie theater. 0:57:58.880 --> 0:57:59.720 I love the theater. 0:58:00.080 --> 0:58:02.000 But this is mine And I've said this a million 0:58:02.000 --> 0:58:04.320 times on this podcast. I have that like movie past 0:58:04.320 --> 0:58:07.040 thing or whatever, first stubs member subs remember yeah, And 0:58:07.120 --> 0:58:09.000 so if a movie is over three hours long or 0:58:09.000 --> 0:58:11.080 three hours, I only see the first half. Then I 0:58:11.200 --> 0:58:13.280 leave get on it. And if I like the first half, 0:58:13.320 --> 0:58:15.920 I'll go back. But you're not You are not bapping me. 0:58:16.160 --> 0:58:18.160 Is very interesting. 0:58:18.320 --> 0:58:20.520 You gotta try it. The feeling of walking out halfway 0:58:20.520 --> 0:58:23.280 through it feels truly like you got out of jail. 0:58:23.720 --> 0:58:25.760 Well, yeah, that's like when I left when I cut 0:58:25.760 --> 0:58:28.600 school to watch Hanging Up the movie and then then 0:58:28.680 --> 0:58:32.200 left like forty five minutes in. But I rarely walk 0:58:32.240 --> 0:58:34.800 out of a theater. I walked out of Twisters. Oh 0:58:34.880 --> 0:58:37.800 you walk because I my friend. My friend and I 0:58:37.800 --> 0:58:39.480 were like, we're gonna go see this. We know it's 0:58:39.480 --> 0:58:42.680 gonna be bad. It was so bad, it's a very stupid. 0:58:43.240 --> 0:58:46.960 There is a line the mom more a Tyranny says 0:58:47.280 --> 0:58:50.520 she always loved Weather, talking about her daughter, like she 0:58:50.680 --> 0:58:55.320 always loved Weather, Like, what the fuck so bad? We 0:58:55.360 --> 0:58:58.240 walked out before even like the finale set piece was over, 0:58:58.360 --> 0:59:00.520 like let's get the fuck out of here. Have you 0:59:00.520 --> 0:59:02.040 walked out of movies because you hated them? 0:59:02.640 --> 0:59:04.640 Yes, there have been a couple when I can't remember 0:59:04.680 --> 0:59:06.080 what they were, but they were like they're the sort 0:59:06.080 --> 0:59:08.200 of movie everybody like this is an entertaining bat I'm 0:59:08.280 --> 0:59:11.080 bored and it's enough. Yeah, it's like I don't need 0:59:11.120 --> 0:59:13.880 to be here anymore. But I wish I could think 0:59:13.880 --> 0:59:15.360 of them off the top of my head. 0:59:15.200 --> 0:59:17.720 You know, I was, and I was super tired, in 0:59:17.720 --> 0:59:19.680 a terrible mood when I saw May December, which I 0:59:19.680 --> 0:59:22.600 really regret because it's so good. It is like when 0:59:22.640 --> 0:59:24.480 I read a bunch of criticism about it. It's like, oh, 0:59:24.560 --> 0:59:26.360 that's not the movie I saw. Damn it. I need 0:59:26.400 --> 0:59:31.080 to rewatch it. Yeah, because it's kind of it's like again, 0:59:31.280 --> 0:59:32.760 not for like a dummy. 0:59:32.480 --> 0:59:36.000 Right, there's like a discomfort that like you have to Yeah, 0:59:36.120 --> 0:59:38.200 the nuance is the discomfort. You're like, oh, there's a 0:59:38.280 --> 0:59:41.080 reason for this. Yeah, that movie. I was shocked that 0:59:41.600 --> 0:59:44.840 I watched it through the entire thing at home without 0:59:44.880 --> 0:59:45.680 looking at my phone. 0:59:45.720 --> 0:59:46.520 That's impressive. 0:59:47.160 --> 0:59:49.640 I mean, yes, all credit to me and not the movie. 0:59:49.920 --> 0:59:52.400 What about Killers of the Flower Moon? Who saw that 0:59:52.480 --> 0:59:53.040 in the theater? 0:59:53.280 --> 0:59:55.160 Okay, now I have to do it reveals it. I 0:59:55.200 --> 0:59:57.000 went with people to see it, and I was trapped 0:59:57.040 --> 0:59:57.560 for the whole thing. 0:59:57.640 --> 0:59:59.240 Did you have a pea bag or catheter? 1:00:00.080 --> 1:00:01.520 I had to leave. I had to like walk out 1:00:01.520 --> 1:00:04.360 and pee halfway through the movie. Oh yeah, because you're like, 1:00:04.400 --> 1:00:05.600 now I've lost a view. 1:00:05.480 --> 1:00:07.760 Part of it. It's a pivotal plot point, and then 1:00:07.800 --> 1:00:10.360 you have no reference for like the or contacts. I 1:00:10.400 --> 1:00:12.280 can't leave the theater. I can't leave the theater. 1:00:12.400 --> 1:00:17.400 I had read the book, so I knew what was going. Yeah, everyone, 1:00:17.520 --> 1:00:21.240 let's repeat that I had read the book. I read books, 1:00:22.480 --> 1:00:25.360 but and I will say, unfortunately the book is better. 1:00:25.920 --> 1:00:27.280 Okay, well, I mean it often is. 1:00:27.440 --> 1:00:29.480 It's a I mean it's a it's also a history book, 1:00:29.520 --> 1:00:32.400 so the details are just way more interesting. But I 1:00:32.440 --> 1:00:34.480 sat through, I think a Scorsese movie. You're like, I 1:00:34.520 --> 1:00:36.360 guess I'll give it to you. You're eighty years old 1:00:36.440 --> 1:00:39.680 and you made this thing. I'll watch your ninety hour film. 1:00:40.520 --> 1:00:43.160 She's almost four hours. That one that was like three 1:00:43.200 --> 1:00:44.720 and a half, good long hours. 1:00:44.760 --> 1:00:46.560 And you walk out of the theater and you're not 1:00:46.600 --> 1:00:47.440 in a different state. 1:00:47.560 --> 1:00:49.360 Oh it's it's so sad and horrible. 1:00:49.480 --> 1:00:51.480 Yeah, you should be traveling if it takes that long. 1:00:51.640 --> 1:00:53.640 Yeah, I mean the Great Airplane Movie. 1:00:54.520 --> 1:00:56.560 I've gotten really bad at watching airplane movies. I don't 1:00:56.600 --> 1:00:57.840 know why, Well do you do that thing? 1:00:57.880 --> 1:00:59.560 I know a lot of people do this. I for 1:00:59.600 --> 1:01:02.120 some reason do. I put on my own movie, but 1:01:02.120 --> 1:01:03.440 then I watched somebody else's movie. 1:01:03.600 --> 1:01:06.360 Of course, you're distracted. I can't help, but I want 1:01:06.360 --> 1:01:07.800 to know what's going on in their brain that made 1:01:07.800 --> 1:01:08.520 them watch that movie. 1:01:08.600 --> 1:01:10.400 I watch it even if I don't want to watch it, 1:01:10.680 --> 1:01:13.080 Like I could have the movie I've always wanted to 1:01:13.080 --> 1:01:14.960 see on my screen. But then they're watching like Love 1:01:15.040 --> 1:01:16.880 Is Blind season three, and I'll have to watch it. 1:01:16.880 --> 1:01:17.560 It's so weird. 1:01:17.680 --> 1:01:19.160 You want to know what's going on over there. 1:01:19.240 --> 1:01:21.840 Yeah, I'm curious about Carol Cincinnati. 1:01:23.920 --> 1:01:25.920 I hope there's a Carol from Cincinnati on it. 1:01:26.320 --> 1:01:27.439 Of course there is. 1:01:28.920 --> 1:01:30.040 She's ninety five. 1:01:31.400 --> 1:01:33.200 Have you ever seen somebody cry on an airplane? 1:01:33.840 --> 1:01:37.160 I've cried on an airplane because I think there have 1:01:37.200 --> 1:01:39.400 been some sort of studies where you're just like weirdly 1:01:39.440 --> 1:01:43.520 more emotional at Yeah, something happens to your body where 1:01:43.520 --> 1:01:45.800 it's like kind of like being sick. Because if I 1:01:45.840 --> 1:01:47.000 watch something while I'm sick. 1:01:46.800 --> 1:01:47.880 I'll cry. 1:01:47.920 --> 1:01:50.480 I've cried at Shark Tank while having strapped throat. 1:01:50.880 --> 1:01:53.120 I remember, watched it like Toyota than commercials. 1:01:53.320 --> 1:01:55.320 Yeah, this sort of thing will just make me sob 1:01:56.120 --> 1:01:58.280 Have you ever seen, I mean you must have seen 1:01:58.280 --> 1:01:59.440 somebody crying on a plane? 1:01:59.560 --> 1:01:59.880 Yeah? 1:02:00.200 --> 1:02:02.120 Was it like a hysterical No? 1:02:02.440 --> 1:02:05.160 No, not like a not like a whaling. Okay, not 1:02:05.200 --> 1:02:07.959 like a like a North Korean funeral whaling, not like that. 1:02:08.200 --> 1:02:11.560 But like, i I'll definitely cry. I I'm you're right, 1:02:11.640 --> 1:02:17.760 I'm definitely more susceptible to like emotional. It gets sat 1:02:17.880 --> 1:02:18.920 on airplanes. 1:02:18.640 --> 1:02:20.280 Like you could like be more manipulated, and I think 1:02:20.280 --> 1:02:22.280 that's why movies are more enjoyable on planes. 1:02:22.520 --> 1:02:23.960 Yeah, flying sucks. 1:02:24.120 --> 1:02:26.560 It's the worst feeling in the world. It's getting worse 1:02:26.560 --> 1:02:27.000 and worse. 1:02:27.160 --> 1:02:30.240 Yeah, I mean, I was, I was, Uh my friend 1:02:30.280 --> 1:02:31.640 was telling me about how like back in the day, 1:02:31.840 --> 1:02:33.960 like on the Concord or whatever, it would be like, 1:02:34.160 --> 1:02:37.520 you know, smoking and like steak Diane and clams casino 1:02:37.600 --> 1:02:39.680 and people would be like, you know, no seatbells and 1:02:39.720 --> 1:02:41.400 they're swing dance and then the thing, you know, it's 1:02:41.440 --> 1:02:44.640 like a wild like crazy, yeah, exciting. 1:02:44.880 --> 1:02:46.880 Bring that bad Yeah, bring back the glamour. 1:02:47.000 --> 1:02:49.120 Yeah, bring back the people would dress up to go 1:02:49.160 --> 1:02:51.040 to the airport, you know, and like it would be 1:02:51.080 --> 1:02:54.600 a whole event and kind of like I don't know, 1:02:55.080 --> 1:02:57.880 like going out on a Saturday night and you know, 1:02:57.880 --> 1:02:59.160 smoking cigars and stuff. 1:02:59.520 --> 1:03:01.000 It's not worse than a bus. 1:03:01.560 --> 1:03:04.640 Oh, it's worse than It's way worse than a bus 1:03:04.880 --> 1:03:12.160 and scarier. Yeah, And I still just don't really understand 1:03:12.200 --> 1:03:14.680 why we have the farce of TSA and all that stuff. 1:03:14.720 --> 1:03:17.680 Oh that's also and I'm sorry, but the liquids, the 1:03:17.720 --> 1:03:20.240 three ounces. I'm like, I'm we've got a. 1:03:20.800 --> 1:03:24.560 So crazy in a country that allows like gun violence. 1:03:24.920 --> 1:03:27.360 You know what I mean. You cannot take your shampoo. 1:03:26.960 --> 1:03:32.680 You cannot take four ounces of albaline makeup remover, but 1:03:32.960 --> 1:03:36.880 you can buy a gun today. Yeah, anyway, four guns 1:03:36.880 --> 1:03:40.320 today actually, Like it's so fucking crazy. 1:03:39.840 --> 1:03:41.680 And they won't even as far as I know, let 1:03:41.760 --> 1:03:44.240 you bring on like a larger bottle that has less 1:03:44.280 --> 1:03:46.640 than three ounces. If it's a larger bottle and still 1:03:46.640 --> 1:03:48.560 has liquid in it, that doesn't matter. They'll like you 1:03:48.560 --> 1:03:50.360 throw it away in the UK. 1:03:50.520 --> 1:03:55.600 Like traveling within England, they're so fucking strict in Australia 1:03:55.640 --> 1:03:57.600 to it's just so flop flops. 1:03:57.680 --> 1:03:59.720 And if you're I'm part of the pre check thing, 1:04:00.120 --> 1:04:02.479 I bother, let me take my things through. 1:04:02.520 --> 1:04:05.400 I'm a trusted traveler, very global entry. But I should 1:04:05.440 --> 1:04:08.840 be able to walk in with the machine exactly. I 1:04:08.840 --> 1:04:12.040 should be able to walk in with just strap with 1:04:12.080 --> 1:04:15.720 the water bottles, guns in my like guns in a holster, 1:04:16.200 --> 1:04:21.480 knives like flamethrower. Come on, wait, let me ask you 1:04:21.640 --> 1:04:24.240 have if you could have Oh, I have two questions. 1:04:25.760 --> 1:04:28.600 If you could become fluent in a language by chopping 1:04:28.600 --> 1:04:34.000 off one of your fingers. Oh, which would you and which. 1:04:33.240 --> 1:04:34.360 Finger or which language? 1:04:34.400 --> 1:04:34.720 Both? 1:04:35.000 --> 1:04:38.520 Okay? I would probably do Uh. I would probably do 1:04:38.560 --> 1:04:40.400 my one of my ring fingers. I feel like that's 1:04:40.440 --> 1:04:45.200 probably the least necessary and I'm trying to think either 1:04:45.280 --> 1:04:51.160 practical or interesting, and I would probably go. I would 1:04:51.200 --> 1:04:54.840 probably pick Japanese, okay, because it's not as practical, it's 1:04:54.840 --> 1:04:57.400 not as useful as many places, but I think. 1:04:57.320 --> 1:04:59.320 It's an interesting, very handy in Japan. 1:04:59.480 --> 1:05:03.520 Yes, go to Japan almost nowhere else? What about you? 1:05:03.960 --> 1:05:06.640 I would probably, I mean I would want to give 1:05:06.760 --> 1:05:08.800 like a whole hand up I do. I would do 1:05:08.920 --> 1:05:11.160 both ring fingers that do Mandarin, and then I would 1:05:11.160 --> 1:05:11.760 do Arabic. 1:05:12.040 --> 1:05:17.240 Oh, both probably difficult languages to learn exactly finish impossible, 1:05:18.240 --> 1:05:18.440 you know. 1:05:18.520 --> 1:05:20.840 And then I would even though I know like I'm 1:05:20.880 --> 1:05:23.200 like beginner intermediate in Russian, I just want to be 1:05:23.280 --> 1:05:25.560 absolutely fluent in Russian. There's still a lot of places 1:05:25.560 --> 1:05:28.840 I speak person and then we do where pasta is 1:05:28.920 --> 1:05:34.040 like some Middle Eastern language, and then I think that's it. 1:05:34.480 --> 1:05:37.120 I would get fingers. I would have I would have 1:05:37.240 --> 1:05:40.200 like you'd be able to like open drawers, yeah, pitch 1:05:40.320 --> 1:05:41.440 people I'd have my. 1:05:41.600 --> 1:05:43.360 Like latex penguin gloves. 1:05:44.640 --> 1:05:46.840 I can't believe they don't have in the Penguin TV show. 1:05:46.880 --> 1:05:49.160 They should have done the finger thing at the very least. 1:05:49.400 --> 1:05:52.520 Okay, so what in the hell is it? Okay? 1:05:54.320 --> 1:05:56.520 Everything about your reaction right now is summing up how. 1:05:56.480 --> 1:05:58.320 I By the way, wait, I just have to say, 1:05:58.480 --> 1:06:03.240 I love press teach television. It keeps my blood red. 1:06:03.920 --> 1:06:07.480 I love I yearn and live for a Sunday night 1:06:07.520 --> 1:06:09.560 musty TV moment, of course, And now I don't know 1:06:09.640 --> 1:06:12.160 that doesn't exist anymore. Really, No, but these with these 1:06:12.200 --> 1:06:16.200 well produced, well written, big budget mega watts star awesome 1:06:16.280 --> 1:06:20.840 musty TV moments series, fucking love that ship. Love that ship. 1:06:21.560 --> 1:06:26.800 But the Penguin for me is not that it's where 1:06:27.000 --> 1:06:29.720 it's real. It wants to be grounded in reality. There's 1:06:29.720 --> 1:06:31.160 no supernatural elements whatsoever. 1:06:31.400 --> 1:06:33.880 There's a possibility for that. The guy is called the 1:06:33.880 --> 1:06:36.000 Penguin based on a character that usually has like a 1:06:36.000 --> 1:06:37.440 penguin assistant or something. 1:06:37.520 --> 1:06:39.600 Right, is he just he has a limp? That's why 1:06:39.600 --> 1:06:40.720 they call me kind of. 1:06:40.800 --> 1:06:42.640 Ugly and has a limp. He doesn't. 1:06:44.720 --> 1:06:47.280 Just love the cold, Yeah, I like he's just like 1:06:47.320 --> 1:06:48.120 a mob guy. 1:06:48.400 --> 1:06:50.840 Yeah, he's kind of like a bad tony soprano. 1:06:50.680 --> 1:06:56.880 And it's Colin Farrell, Like that man is so hot. Yeah, 1:06:57.200 --> 1:07:02.080 she just cast an ugly actors. There's could have been 1:07:02.520 --> 1:07:06.280 Oh my god, so many incredible ugly actors, like especially men, 1:07:06.680 --> 1:07:11.120 tons like tons. But I just watched The Perfect Couple 1:07:11.120 --> 1:07:15.000 on Netflix, which I call Shitty Little Lotus because it's 1:07:15.000 --> 1:07:18.080 big Little Lives plus the White Lotus. But it doesn't 1:07:18.120 --> 1:07:21.160 watch about six minutes. My god, Nicole's wig is just 1:07:21.160 --> 1:07:24.440 so unwatched. It's just so it's so flagrant and horrible. 1:07:24.240 --> 1:07:26.880 And it's like it's it's a category of like wanting 1:07:26.920 --> 1:07:29.000 to be campy that and that doesn't work for me. 1:07:29.080 --> 1:07:32.720 It just never finds the right It's it's like it's 1:07:32.720 --> 1:07:33.680 shitty Little Lotus. 1:07:33.920 --> 1:07:35.360 That's such a perfect Yeah. 1:07:35.160 --> 1:07:36.640 I think it is the perfect way to describe it. 1:07:36.720 --> 1:07:37.960 But I watched Shrinking. 1:07:38.360 --> 1:07:39.520 Oh I haven't seen Shrinking. 1:07:39.840 --> 1:07:44.000 I adore it. Oh Harrison for Jason Siegel, and I 1:07:44.040 --> 1:07:45.760 can't remember the other actors well. 1:07:45.680 --> 1:07:47.560 Former guests of the show. Michael Ury's in it. 1:07:47.720 --> 1:07:50.280 Yeah, I love he's fabulous. Yes, I met him a 1:07:50.320 --> 1:07:57.120 few times. He is fabulous in it. Great writing and lovable, 1:07:57.480 --> 1:08:03.160 funny characters, adult people saying adult words, having adult relationships 1:08:03.200 --> 1:08:07.000 grounded in reality like their therapists, and Michael Hurry is 1:08:07.000 --> 1:08:09.480 a lawyer and it it's just so. I love it 1:08:09.640 --> 1:08:12.760 so much. Oh, I watched The Holes whatever you can watch, 1:08:12.800 --> 1:08:14.000 I watched it all yesterday. 1:08:14.120 --> 1:08:15.560 Well, what a recommendation. 1:08:15.800 --> 1:08:18.519 Yeah, I highly recommend it. Harrison Board is like this 1:08:18.640 --> 1:08:22.519 older disgruntled therapist with Parkinson's, and Jason Siegel is like 1:08:22.560 --> 1:08:26.080 a therapist too. It's just so, it's I love it. It's 1:08:25.840 --> 1:08:26.880 just a breath of fresh air. 1:08:27.080 --> 1:08:28.200 Have you watched Disclaimer? 1:08:28.800 --> 1:08:32.880 That came on automatically after I've finished shrinking. I don't 1:08:32.960 --> 1:08:34.040 know if I'm on board. 1:08:34.280 --> 1:08:36.320 I'm trying to figure out if I like it or not. 1:08:36.600 --> 1:08:38.479 It reminds me. The thing I like is it reminds 1:08:38.479 --> 1:08:40.559 me a bit of like those like late nineties, early 1:08:40.600 --> 1:08:42.720 thousands thrillers for adults. 1:08:43.000 --> 1:08:46.320 Well, like Disclosure, Yes, Exclaim, that's what I think of, 1:08:46.479 --> 1:08:47.880 Like indecent proposal. 1:08:48.040 --> 1:08:49.400 Yeah, it's very much in that tone. 1:08:49.439 --> 1:08:52.519 I want it. I love that genre a movie where 1:08:52.520 --> 1:08:54.600 it's like those are movies. 1:08:54.320 --> 1:08:57.880 For adults, yes, strictly for like teenagers are gonna think 1:08:57.920 --> 1:08:58.639 this is adult. 1:08:58.760 --> 1:09:02.120 Yeah, it's like and sometimes they really fly off the 1:09:02.520 --> 1:09:04.599 like I would say Basic Instinct is one of those 1:09:04.680 --> 1:09:08.960 completely Oh my god. Really Paul Verhoven is like that 1:09:09.040 --> 1:09:12.880 motherfucker is crazy. Have you seen Benedetta? 1:09:13.240 --> 1:09:14.559 No, I haven't even heard of this. 1:09:14.600 --> 1:09:17.240 Oh, it's I think it's his most recent film. It's 1:09:17.280 --> 1:09:20.600 a French movie, takes place in like the movie like 1:09:20.800 --> 1:09:25.240 sixteenth century in a convent, a lesbian noun thriller. Oh, 1:09:25.280 --> 1:09:30.840 stigmata like lesbian stigmata. None. And the lead of Virginie 1:09:31.080 --> 1:09:34.920 Fira is like this hot blonde actress And there's a 1:09:35.000 --> 1:09:38.280 moment where when she's a little girl, a statue of 1:09:38.320 --> 1:09:42.280 the Virgin Mary falls on her and she licks the tip. 1:09:44.439 --> 1:09:46.759 It's great. It's a great I highly recommend it. 1:09:47.360 --> 1:09:47.559 Yeah. 1:09:47.640 --> 1:09:50.120 Oh and Love Lies Bleeding? Have you seen that? 1:09:50.280 --> 1:09:51.880 Wait? Oh? I loved it. 1:09:52.120 --> 1:09:53.080 Oh. 1:09:53.680 --> 1:09:55.639 I couldn't call it to mind because the title doesn't 1:09:55.680 --> 1:09:57.960 quite match what the movie is, right. 1:09:58.120 --> 1:10:00.000 I thought of it because she did her first movie 1:10:00.160 --> 1:10:05.719 Glass with Saint Maude, which, oh, that's fucking cool. Crisp 1:10:05.960 --> 1:10:07.080 eighty nine minutes. 1:10:07.040 --> 1:10:08.400 And Love Life Is Bleeding is kind of in that 1:10:08.439 --> 1:10:09.160 same category. 1:10:09.200 --> 1:10:13.080 What about Ed Harrison that, oh, he's so chomping and 1:10:13.320 --> 1:10:17.240 chomping it up, so that motherfucker is so grizzled and 1:10:17.479 --> 1:10:19.680 to such glorious effect. 1:10:19.400 --> 1:10:23.080 Such a character character, and the movie is just entertaining 1:10:23.080 --> 1:10:25.439 from start to finish and has the ending is like, 1:10:25.479 --> 1:10:27.839 I'm like, they earned this bizarre thing that's happening. 1:10:27.880 --> 1:10:30.720 Yeah, it's it's dirty, it's horny, it's nasty, it's kind 1:10:30.720 --> 1:10:33.920 of it's weird, it's like outrageous. I loved it. Yes, 1:10:34.320 --> 1:10:36.599 Christen Stewart is a raunchy dike. 1:10:36.800 --> 1:10:40.360 She's so good in this And who's the bodybuilding? 1:10:40.560 --> 1:10:42.479 No, I'm not sure what her name is, just fabulous, 1:10:42.520 --> 1:10:43.360 she's really good. 1:10:43.400 --> 1:10:46.840 I feel like kat O'Brien, Katie O'Brien, good old Katie O'Brien, 1:10:46.920 --> 1:10:50.400 Kati O'Brien reach out. Yes, I wonder if this is 1:10:50.400 --> 1:10:51.120 her first movie. 1:10:51.280 --> 1:10:51.680 I don't know. 1:10:51.720 --> 1:10:53.600 I'm interesting because I had never heard of her and 1:10:53.600 --> 1:10:56.120 I was like, this person is fabulous, unbelievable. 1:10:56.439 --> 1:11:00.240 Wait, someone mentioned the other day like this, uh, the 1:11:00.280 --> 1:11:02.640 trend of actors who are doing these Marvel movies or 1:11:02.640 --> 1:11:05.080 action movies when they do go in the press junket 1:11:05.080 --> 1:11:07.519 and they're talking about all the unseasoned chicken they had 1:11:07.560 --> 1:11:11.839 to eat. Oh right, just say you did fucking steroids. Yes, 1:11:12.080 --> 1:11:16.040 you did steroids. We all know you took steroids. Yes, 1:11:16.160 --> 1:11:19.760 like you got anabolic steroids to create this body. 1:11:19.520 --> 1:11:21.880 Because it's literally impossible otherwise. 1:11:21.720 --> 1:11:25.680 Because in nine months you can't go from a relatively 1:11:25.960 --> 1:11:29.320 regular kind of fit human body to Arnold Schwartzene. 1:11:29.479 --> 1:11:31.280 No, it's just it's impossible. 1:11:31.280 --> 1:11:34.000 But they're like, oh my god, eat so much broccoli 1:11:34.000 --> 1:11:36.800 and spinach and chicken every two hours in my training. 1:11:36.840 --> 1:11:39.800 I was like yeah, and then also stereod. 1:11:39.520 --> 1:11:41.800 Yes, you were shooting out crazy. Also, why does the 1:11:41.880 --> 1:11:43.040 chicken have to be unseasoned? 1:11:43.080 --> 1:11:46.120 Throw some salt and PEPPERI or those saracha or whatever. 1:11:46.439 --> 1:11:50.000 Calorie free like car free. You can have all sorts 1:11:50.000 --> 1:11:51.000 of flavorful chicken. 1:11:51.040 --> 1:11:53.479 Even when they when they try to say, oh, I 1:11:53.520 --> 1:11:54.920 had to blend it up and drink it, I. 1:11:54.880 --> 1:11:56.439 Was like, no, you know you did took it. 1:11:56.680 --> 1:11:59.400 Put a needle in your ass, you fucking liar. God. 1:11:59.439 --> 1:12:00.720 I hate that's it is this. 1:12:00.800 --> 1:12:02.400 I mean, it's the same thing with ozempic, where it's 1:12:02.439 --> 1:12:05.080 like we all just know that this works, and like 1:12:05.320 --> 1:12:07.840 you're kind of creating a problem for normal people. When 1:12:07.840 --> 1:12:10.960 you're saying that you didn't cheat. Yeah, it's like just 1:12:11.000 --> 1:12:13.040 say I wanted this and I cheated. 1:12:13.080 --> 1:12:14.960 Yeah, that's why I like Russia so much. They cheat 1:12:15.000 --> 1:12:18.160 no matter what, Like yeah, liked sports like they will 1:12:18.200 --> 1:12:20.320 find a way to cheat no matter what because it's 1:12:20.360 --> 1:12:23.040 about winning. So it's like they're not playing by the 1:12:23.040 --> 1:12:26.160 same rules because they're like, don't you is this about winning? Great, 1:12:26.520 --> 1:12:29.679 so we're gonna win according to your rules, and it's 1:12:29.680 --> 1:12:32.040 like it's so it's so cunty. I mean, they've got 1:12:32.160 --> 1:12:34.360 band from the Olympics, but like it was like, do 1:12:34.479 --> 1:12:36.519 you receive the documentary about the doping and no? 1:12:36.600 --> 1:12:37.200 And I wanted to. 1:12:37.200 --> 1:12:41.599 I've heard it because they they had like separate labs. 1:12:41.640 --> 1:12:45.519 I mean they really went the full like they really 1:12:45.560 --> 1:12:49.960 really really scammed the Olympics. 1:12:50.040 --> 1:12:54.160 The need and want to win a sport, love it 1:12:53.600 --> 1:12:57.800 good for glory, glory, and I should say that part 1:12:57.840 --> 1:12:59.400 is cheating. I feel like with oseempic, it's not so 1:12:59.479 --> 1:13:01.120 much cheating, it's just like this is a thing that 1:13:01.160 --> 1:13:01.800 you can do it. 1:13:02.000 --> 1:13:05.320 Yeah, I think honestly, this is not I don't think 1:13:05.360 --> 1:13:07.519 this would. I think athletes to be able to do 1:13:07.560 --> 1:13:10.240 whatever they want turn into monsters. It turn into absolute 1:13:10.280 --> 1:13:12.040 like hideous monsters to get there. 1:13:12.200 --> 1:13:12.639 Interesting. 1:13:12.800 --> 1:13:15.960 Yeah, like do whatever it takes, like I mean, take 1:13:16.000 --> 1:13:18.479 all the steroids, like take every single drug, do whatever 1:13:18.479 --> 1:13:20.439 it takes to win, and then that'd be so interesting. 1:13:20.520 --> 1:13:24.519 Yeah, to see this absolute monster riding a bicycle, or like. 1:13:24.520 --> 1:13:27.200 This beast in the water with like there's grown fins 1:13:27.280 --> 1:13:29.360 or whatever it is, Like this letter. 1:13:29.200 --> 1:13:31.800 Rimp, let's see things we haven't seen before. We've we've 1:13:31.800 --> 1:13:32.840 watched normal people win. 1:13:33.040 --> 1:13:37.320 Yeah, there's no real level playing field. It's all political. 1:13:37.360 --> 1:13:38.120 It's all people. 1:13:38.800 --> 1:13:42.719 Yeah, go for it. Become an absolute thing from another 1:13:42.800 --> 1:13:45.840 realm and win the goal. I'm behind you. Yeah, I 1:13:45.840 --> 1:13:48.120 love that shit. Well, is there anything left we need 1:13:48.120 --> 1:13:49.360 to say about tampons? 1:13:49.600 --> 1:13:53.160 Uh, I'm not really sure. I've never used by myself, 1:13:53.200 --> 1:13:55.960 but I know that many women in my life swear 1:13:56.000 --> 1:13:56.200 by them. 1:13:56.280 --> 1:13:58.680 What an unbelievably practical it's It is the sort of 1:13:58.720 --> 1:14:01.519 thing where it's like two people who cannot speak to 1:14:01.560 --> 1:14:04.000 it that much, but it's such a practical thing that 1:14:04.040 --> 1:14:05.519 now it's just a great gift. 1:14:05.680 --> 1:14:08.639 Yes, something to have in the house. Yes, like band aids, Yes, 1:14:09.280 --> 1:14:13.240 band aids, Adville, Adville. I thank you. Also, I was 1:14:13.280 --> 1:14:15.719 going to bring something that was like quirky and weird, 1:14:15.760 --> 1:14:17.320 but I was like, I don't want to bring a 1:14:17.360 --> 1:14:19.960 dagger so many of them. I didn't want to bring 1:14:19.960 --> 1:14:21.800 in the lizard because so bulky, and you would have 1:14:21.800 --> 1:14:24.639 broken the tail. And then I was like, would you want. 1:14:24.560 --> 1:14:27.639 That's an assumption that I would have broken the nose. 1:14:27.800 --> 1:14:30.880 It's very fragile and the very careful. And then the 1:14:31.320 --> 1:14:34.559 last thing was a candle snuffer, which I thought was like, 1:14:35.520 --> 1:14:37.719 too weird. And if you bring me a candle snuffer, 1:14:37.760 --> 1:14:39.920 you should bring me old fashioned pajamas and the hat. 1:14:40.640 --> 1:14:42.559 Yeah, totally, and a candle. 1:14:43.320 --> 1:14:46.800 Yeah, a candle lot for the whole scrooge. Look, but no, 1:14:46.920 --> 1:14:50.240 this can just go beneath the bathroom cabinet. And now 1:14:51.120 --> 1:14:54.040 of them to forty five. This could last me who 1:14:54.080 --> 1:14:56.000 knows a long time, a long time, or if I 1:14:56.040 --> 1:14:57.599 have tons of women that need them. 1:14:57.840 --> 1:15:00.000 Yeah, for the women to retreat your host, yes, next week? 1:15:00.160 --> 1:15:02.320 Can well? 1:15:02.360 --> 1:15:03.799 Oh wait, I do have something to promote. 1:15:03.920 --> 1:15:08.439 Oh, but this is the exact time because we're about 1:15:08.479 --> 1:15:09.000 to play a game. 1:15:09.040 --> 1:15:09.800 Okay, let's do it. 1:15:09.800 --> 1:15:11.439 And I need a number between one and ten from you. 1:15:11.640 --> 1:15:11.920 Seven. 1:15:12.160 --> 1:15:14.120 Okay, I have to do some light calculating to get 1:15:14.120 --> 1:15:16.200 our game pieces. So right now you have the mic, 1:15:16.240 --> 1:15:18.639 you can recommend, promote, do whatever you want. 1:15:18.760 --> 1:15:23.600 Right Okay, So I and meet a Trixy mattel in myself. 1:15:23.640 --> 1:15:26.200 We will be going on the road doing live podcasts, 1:15:26.600 --> 1:15:28.519 and you should come because some of the cities are 1:15:28.520 --> 1:15:31.040 not selling very well right now. And you can get 1:15:31.040 --> 1:15:34.519 the information to where those places are at Trixy and 1:15:34.560 --> 1:15:39.599 katchilive dot com. And then also be nice to each 1:15:39.640 --> 1:15:42.760 other and pick up your garbage, don't litter, give a hoot, 1:15:42.800 --> 1:15:46.280 and yeah, don't worry about drinking so much water. 1:15:48.000 --> 1:15:51.360 A bunch of dehydrated people keeping the streets clean. I 1:15:51.360 --> 1:15:54.800 feel like we kind of fell off with the litter message. 1:15:55.280 --> 1:15:59.000 I would honestly sometimes I feel that I would sooner 1:15:59.040 --> 1:16:02.200 forgive murder then throwing McDonald's back out the window onto 1:16:02.200 --> 1:16:02.599 the street. 1:16:02.960 --> 1:16:05.400 Serious, what a wild thing for a human to do, 1:16:05.479 --> 1:16:06.599 to just be like not mine. 1:16:06.640 --> 1:16:08.559 You know, my friend who used to driving to school 1:16:08.560 --> 1:16:10.080 in high school did it all the time. 1:16:10.400 --> 1:16:11.599 That would just never even occur. 1:16:11.760 --> 1:16:13.960 The whole bag too, like if we got all like 1:16:13.960 --> 1:16:16.840 like you know, like true literary orders, like a bag 1:16:16.960 --> 1:16:19.920 like it's this much bigger than this just out the 1:16:19.960 --> 1:16:22.280 window onto the middle of the suburban street. I was like, 1:16:22.880 --> 1:16:24.720 you're such a fucking asshole. 1:16:25.520 --> 1:16:27.400 But there was that through the I feel like the 1:16:27.439 --> 1:16:29.519 eighties and nineties there were such a strong like do 1:16:29.640 --> 1:16:31.799 not litter, don't be a litter bug. I think climate 1:16:31.880 --> 1:16:35.080 change kind of overtook that messaging, but we should still 1:16:35.120 --> 1:16:37.120 be telling people don't throw shit out your window. No. 1:16:37.320 --> 1:16:40.360 I'm like, I'm like, you know, recycled world, it all 1:16:40.400 --> 1:16:43.120 goes to trash island. It's it's like scam. But I mean, 1:16:43.360 --> 1:16:45.920 but don't. Yeah, like you have the choice to, Like, 1:16:46.000 --> 1:16:47.840 I mean, I will keep something in my car or 1:16:47.920 --> 1:16:48.960 like on my person, rather. 1:16:48.880 --> 1:16:50.960 I'm not gonna throw it on the No, I would 1:16:51.040 --> 1:16:52.559 feel guilty for weeks. 1:16:53.000 --> 1:16:56.519 Although you know what, the absolute hypocrisy of me is 1:16:56.560 --> 1:16:59.320 that sometimes I throw my cigarette butts on the ground. 1:16:59.240 --> 1:17:02.439 Okay, and that fun is weirdly accepted. I don't know 1:17:02.439 --> 1:17:03.400 why we've decided that. 1:17:03.640 --> 1:17:06.800 I don't know why we've also described decided that they're free. 1:17:07.520 --> 1:17:10.960 Like do you have a stigrette? It's like this a dollar, 1:17:11.520 --> 1:17:14.000 you know? Do you have a pizza? Pizza? Like we 1:17:14.000 --> 1:17:15.320 don't say that barters. 1:17:16.760 --> 1:17:19.760 Okay, Well, this is how we play the game. It's 1:17:19.800 --> 1:17:22.080 called we're playing Gift a Curse. And I should mention 1:17:22.240 --> 1:17:24.639 that we now this is a big announcement. We have 1:17:24.800 --> 1:17:27.719 a home version of Gifter a Curse. It's a card game. 1:17:28.320 --> 1:17:33.360 It is incredible. It's the same beautiful tension and excitement 1:17:33.360 --> 1:17:36.080 that you hear on this podcast. And now you can 1:17:36.160 --> 1:17:38.680 take it home and you can hurt feelings and you 1:17:38.720 --> 1:17:42.240 can cause family rifts. We're headed into the holidays and 1:17:42.320 --> 1:17:44.960 you can become kind of the person in control of 1:17:45.000 --> 1:17:47.840 the game. And everybody's going to be giving their opinions 1:17:47.960 --> 1:17:51.800 via card. It's delightful. You've got to go to exactly 1:17:51.920 --> 1:17:55.559 rightstore dot com uh to get it. That's where you 1:17:55.600 --> 1:17:58.120 get the merch. You know, the most beautiful sweatshirt I've 1:17:58.120 --> 1:18:01.479 ever seen. And now this card game that is it's 1:18:01.520 --> 1:18:04.960 going to ruin the holidays for everyone. And I can 1:18:05.040 --> 1:18:07.800 guarantee that you've got to get a copy today. Is 1:18:07.840 --> 1:18:10.479 there anything else I need to see? Say? No, there's 1:18:10.960 --> 1:18:13.439 You can also just google I said no Gifts Merch. 1:18:13.640 --> 1:18:17.000 If that's more your speed, do whatever you need to do. 1:18:17.160 --> 1:18:19.240 Here's how we play the game. I'm gonna name three 1:18:19.280 --> 1:18:21.160 things you're going to tell me if they are a 1:18:21.160 --> 1:18:23.559 gift or a curse and why, and then I'll tell 1:18:23.600 --> 1:18:25.799 you if you're right or wrong, because there are correct answers, 1:18:26.040 --> 1:18:29.519 and there's a strong chance you'll walk away a huge loser. Okay, 1:18:30.920 --> 1:18:33.120 you walked in a loser, You walk out a loser, 1:18:34.040 --> 1:18:37.960 born a loser. Okay. This first one is from a 1:18:37.960 --> 1:18:40.840 listener named Ann a gift or a curse being part 1:18:40.840 --> 1:18:43.400 of a family in which all of the members' names 1:18:43.520 --> 1:18:46.639 start with the same letter except for your name. And 1:18:46.760 --> 1:18:50.760 she gives an example Kim Kelby, Kinsley, Kiren, and Joel. 1:18:51.160 --> 1:18:51.920 Oh those names. 1:18:51.920 --> 1:18:54.519 That's crazy. That's a curse. That's a gift. 1:18:54.960 --> 1:18:55.840 Oh that's a gift. Why? 1:18:56.600 --> 1:19:00.120 No, it's a curse. Why because what are the what 1:19:00.160 --> 1:19:02.720 are your parents proclaiming about you? Or what are they 1:19:02.760 --> 1:19:06.000 trying to curse you with or like annoint you with? 1:19:06.160 --> 1:19:08.360 That's you know, I don't like that. I mean, I 1:19:08.360 --> 1:19:10.320 have a friend who comes from a Mormon family. I 1:19:10.320 --> 1:19:11.519 think eight siblings all. 1:19:11.560 --> 1:19:14.200 Come from a Mormon family named A And that's what 1:19:14.240 --> 1:19:16.200 I was gonna say. This is very Mormon, where Like 1:19:16.280 --> 1:19:18.080 I knew a lot of Mormon families growing. 1:19:17.880 --> 1:19:21.400 Up, j one with one outlier, though. 1:19:21.600 --> 1:19:22.400 With no outliers. 1:19:22.640 --> 1:19:24.040 It was always like it's fucking crazy. 1:19:24.080 --> 1:19:27.080 There was like a ten family, ten sibling family, all j's. 1:19:28.360 --> 1:19:29.759 But you're saying, you're saying curse. 1:19:30.360 --> 1:19:32.000 I'm I think it's a curse. I think it's a 1:19:32.040 --> 1:19:33.479 curse growing up, and then it would be a gift 1:19:33.479 --> 1:19:37.400 as in adulthood, Okay, it would transition, but curse overall. Yeah, 1:19:37.680 --> 1:19:41.040 it's a it's a it's an insult. Honestly, I think 1:19:41.040 --> 1:19:43.240 it's like the scarlet letter in a way, you know. 1:19:43.960 --> 1:19:47.800 Caught you wrong. It's a gift. Why your mommy and 1:19:47.840 --> 1:19:48.559 Daddy's angel. 1:19:48.720 --> 1:19:51.680 You're the special one, you know, like those other fucking ugly. 1:19:51.760 --> 1:19:55.280 These losers are dud give them a kay name or 1:19:55.400 --> 1:19:55.880 let's try. 1:19:56.000 --> 1:19:58.400 We were hoping for a Brenda, but all we got 1:19:58.439 --> 1:19:59.960 were katies, you know, like. 1:20:00.320 --> 1:20:02.920 Yeah, okay, and then you come along and suddenly you're 1:20:03.000 --> 1:20:05.720 the prince or princess and the rest of your life 1:20:05.840 --> 1:20:06.680 is set. No. 1:20:06.800 --> 1:20:09.040 I really think it depends on what the what order 1:20:09.120 --> 1:20:10.200 it is you're born at. 1:20:10.360 --> 1:20:13.240 The spotlight is on that moment you're coming out of 1:20:13.280 --> 1:20:15.200 mommy and your brand, I mean it. 1:20:15.320 --> 1:20:16.920 Was, you know the course. The country. Thing I'm thinking 1:20:16.960 --> 1:20:19.320 about is Caitlin Kayln with a sea. 1:20:19.640 --> 1:20:22.479 Oh, with a sea. That's right, that's it was. That 1:20:22.560 --> 1:20:27.080 was a full statement, but with a parent naming. It's 1:20:27.240 --> 1:20:29.160 I mean, it's another type of statement, and it's here's 1:20:29.240 --> 1:20:30.880 the star. Get rid of the rest of these kids, 1:20:30.920 --> 1:20:32.720 put them up for adoption and just keep this one. 1:20:32.840 --> 1:20:35.040 Yeah, but throw them out in the street, take them 1:20:35.040 --> 1:20:35.799 to trash island. 1:20:37.880 --> 1:20:42.639 Okay, so zero out of zero so far. Number two. 1:20:43.400 --> 1:20:46.599 This is from someone named Stephen Giftter a curse saying 1:20:46.880 --> 1:20:50.240 bio break instead of bathroom break when taking a break 1:20:50.320 --> 1:20:51.000 during a meeting. 1:20:52.080 --> 1:20:59.200 Bio is in biology biological No, no, no, because the 1:20:59.200 --> 1:21:00.840 first thing I thought it was like I have to 1:21:00.920 --> 1:21:05.480 leave the room to update my bio and that's not no. No, 1:21:06.240 --> 1:21:09.200 although way, I mean, obviously we've flopped on bathrooms in 1:21:09.200 --> 1:21:12.599 this society, Like there should be no journals, there should 1:21:12.680 --> 1:21:16.040 just be single stall. Yeah, windows in every completely all 1:21:16.080 --> 1:21:19.240 gender whatever. Yeah, I've never heard of that. That's the thing. 1:21:19.680 --> 1:21:24.439 Bio break, bio break. It's a curse. You're right, it's 1:21:24.479 --> 1:21:25.479 complete crazy. 1:21:25.840 --> 1:21:26.040 Yeah. 1:21:26.200 --> 1:21:27.960 I mean, I people love the idea of somebody like 1:21:28.120 --> 1:21:29.439 stepping out to the bio. 1:21:29.520 --> 1:21:31.559 No, it would be like like Sue stepping out to 1:21:31.600 --> 1:21:33.800 do the activator, that's what it would be. 1:21:34.080 --> 1:21:36.600 Yeah, there's something about there's like a very like substance, 1:21:36.680 --> 1:21:40.679 like there's a wetness to it. That bathroom doesn't bring everyone. 1:21:40.760 --> 1:21:42.320 If you're saying I've got to take a bio break 1:21:42.360 --> 1:21:45.639 to the rest of your coworkers, you are a problem 1:21:45.640 --> 1:21:46.240 at the office. 1:21:46.360 --> 1:21:49.240 Yes you are. You are not getting invited to drinks afterwork, 1:21:49.320 --> 1:21:51.080 it's for sure bio break. 1:21:51.439 --> 1:21:53.840 If that's a new trend among office workers. I don't 1:21:53.840 --> 1:21:56.200 know what to say to anybody. What's the what's the 1:21:56.240 --> 1:21:59.120 logic behind that? Or just say I have to leave 1:21:59.160 --> 1:21:59.479 the room. 1:21:59.479 --> 1:22:00.839 What about ryo break? 1:22:01.600 --> 1:22:07.840 I have to go freeze yourself seconds? Okay? Well, okay, 1:22:07.880 --> 1:22:12.080 so you've gotten one right so far, very okay. And finally, 1:22:12.200 --> 1:22:14.200 this is a we don't know who this came from, 1:22:14.240 --> 1:22:18.000 so rest in peace, gift to a curse. When your 1:22:18.080 --> 1:22:21.000 dog hates one of your friends but loves everyone else, 1:22:21.120 --> 1:22:23.680 this is kind of thematically tied to the first and weirdly. 1:22:23.479 --> 1:22:29.519 That's you know, I don't know because I I I'm 1:22:29.520 --> 1:22:31.080 gonna get I'm not I'm gonna get a lot of 1:22:31.120 --> 1:22:34.120 hate for this, But I don't hate animals. Of course, 1:22:35.040 --> 1:22:36.160 but I don't love them. 1:22:36.760 --> 1:22:38.320 No animal has love from you. 1:22:39.000 --> 1:22:41.240 Uh no, no, no. I mean like I could say, oh 1:22:41.240 --> 1:22:42.720 my god, that dog is so cute, or that cat 1:22:42.800 --> 1:22:47.439 is really interesting, or that owl is so wonderful, but like, 1:22:48.120 --> 1:22:50.439 I don't have pets. I'm never gonna have pets. 1:22:50.479 --> 1:22:51.360 They're not for you. 1:22:51.400 --> 1:22:54.800 No, they're not for me. And so like other people's pets, 1:22:55.200 --> 1:22:58.719 it's like other people's children. I don't want to touch them. 1:22:59.000 --> 1:23:01.000 I don't want to talk to them. I don't want 1:23:01.000 --> 1:23:05.599 them to touch me or talk to me. That's how 1:23:05.680 --> 1:23:07.800 I feel about that. So I don't I forget what the. 1:23:07.840 --> 1:23:10.800 Question when your dog hates one of your to be me, 1:23:11.080 --> 1:23:12.920 that's gonna be me. I felt like it was. 1:23:13.640 --> 1:23:15.960 And also like I've been I've been at many times 1:23:16.000 --> 1:23:18.040 in the situation of go to this person's house for 1:23:18.080 --> 1:23:20.360 the first time and they forget to mention, Oh, by 1:23:20.400 --> 1:23:23.439 the way, I have six Rottweilers that will that will 1:23:23.520 --> 1:23:26.120 charge you as the doorbell rings, Like you need to 1:23:26.200 --> 1:23:30.320 like tell me that, because that is fucking scary. Like 1:23:30.640 --> 1:23:33.519 pit bulls, I feel like, don't worry, they're friendly. They're 1:23:33.560 --> 1:23:35.840 scratching my eyes out and jumping all over me. 1:23:36.000 --> 1:23:38.760 Like people as a dog lover, I. 1:23:38.880 --> 1:23:40.479 Hate dogs, but you know what I mean, I think 1:23:40.560 --> 1:23:41.160 some people. 1:23:40.920 --> 1:23:43.080 Are very cavalier about how their dogs behave. It's like 1:23:43.240 --> 1:23:46.080 you have got to be very conscious of that. Not 1:23:46.120 --> 1:23:47.800 everyone is comfortable with animals. 1:23:47.840 --> 1:23:52.720 And also they bark loudly sometimes all night. Like I 1:23:52.760 --> 1:23:55.360 was at this house where like two enormous fucking dogs, 1:23:55.920 --> 1:24:00.559 uncontrollable mm hmm, super aggressive, very physical, and then they 1:24:00.560 --> 1:24:04.439 wouldn't shut the fuck up. I was like, you know this, 1:24:04.439 --> 1:24:06.880 this is a bad hosting trait. It's like you're not 1:24:06.920 --> 1:24:08.160 good at that anyways. 1:24:08.280 --> 1:24:12.000 So you're saying, curse, it's a gift, or it could. 1:24:11.840 --> 1:24:14.880 Be like it's a it's a gift to sess out evil. 1:24:15.439 --> 1:24:17.360 Well, this is what I'm this is why it's a gift. 1:24:17.400 --> 1:24:21.000 You're you're not getting the point too late? You I mean, 1:24:21.120 --> 1:24:22.519 did not not saved by. 1:24:22.360 --> 1:24:24.360 The bell it to identify you? 1:24:24.640 --> 1:24:27.799 Yeah? What the dog knows something. They know something about 1:24:27.840 --> 1:24:32.519 this person, whether they're possessed, whether they will betray you. 1:24:32.640 --> 1:24:33.439 I believe it. 1:24:33.640 --> 1:24:35.800 They can smell the future betrayal. They can smell the 1:24:35.840 --> 1:24:38.200 breast pump, they can smell and they can hear the 1:24:38.240 --> 1:24:42.559 wind chime. They can hear the wind chime, ohring house 1:24:42.600 --> 1:24:43.040 for you. 1:24:44.160 --> 1:24:47.160 Dogs have the spirit of Julianne Moore. Yes, and they 1:24:47.320 --> 1:24:50.320 know a bad egg when they see it. And when 1:24:50.360 --> 1:24:53.920 one dog is barking or harassing just one friend, it's 1:24:53.920 --> 1:24:55.519 because that person's bad news. 1:24:55.640 --> 1:24:58.120 Yeah, bad news. They're trying to steal your baby, fuck 1:24:58.120 --> 1:24:59.639 your husband, and kill your best friend. 1:24:59.760 --> 1:25:02.960 It's time to hire a private investigator and have them 1:25:03.160 --> 1:25:06.479 track this person. We got one out of three, so. 1:25:06.520 --> 1:25:08.439 That's basically totally great. 1:25:08.640 --> 1:25:10.200 That's one hundred percent as far as I know. 1:25:11.120 --> 1:25:12.680 Wait, did you take the SATs? 1:25:12.880 --> 1:25:13.960 I took the acts. 1:25:14.200 --> 1:25:16.639 Oh what did you get? 1:25:16.840 --> 1:25:18.599 I got a twenty nine. 1:25:19.120 --> 1:25:21.000 Oh yeah, you're smart, you're smarty. 1:25:21.040 --> 1:25:22.920 No, I feel like smart as thirty or above. 1:25:23.240 --> 1:25:24.679 Oh I thought it went up to thirty, only. 1:25:24.760 --> 1:25:26.000 It goes up to I think thirty four. 1:25:26.200 --> 1:25:27.160 Oh god, you're a dumb ass. 1:25:27.240 --> 1:25:30.320 That's a complete dumb That's amazing, right, No, it's not good. 1:25:30.360 --> 1:25:32.880 I think it's like, oh, well he can read and 1:25:33.680 --> 1:25:35.720 is okay okay, But I mean I guess if you 1:25:35.840 --> 1:25:38.160 got a four that would also be a problem. So 1:25:38.200 --> 1:25:40.240 I guess twenty nine is twenty five points more than 1:25:40.320 --> 1:25:43.559 four five. So I'm demonstrating my math skills. You took 1:25:43.600 --> 1:25:45.599 the SAT Yeah, and what did you get? 1:25:45.640 --> 1:25:49.680 I will not tell you lie. Yeah, I mean I 1:25:49.760 --> 1:25:53.240 have friends who've got sixteen hundred's Is that top? That's perfect? 1:25:53.320 --> 1:25:57.120 Okay, incredible? Yeah, but where are they now? Four hours? 1:25:57.160 --> 1:26:00.160 Yeah, they're not on this podcast, certainly not in Holly 1:26:00.160 --> 1:26:04.679 would They're taking bio breaks at their shitty office jobs. 1:26:05.800 --> 1:26:05.960 Now. 1:26:06.439 --> 1:26:09.599 Yeah, that's firce though. 1:26:10.160 --> 1:26:13.040 I mean I feel like standardized tessing we're kind of 1:26:13.040 --> 1:26:15.880 finding out is not good, right, yeah, I mean not. 1:26:15.880 --> 1:26:18.840 An indicator of like potential success or whatever. It's even. 1:26:18.880 --> 1:26:20.120 But did you take AP courses? 1:26:20.240 --> 1:26:28.640 I did take AP courses Political science, history, English? I 1:26:28.640 --> 1:26:31.720 think those probably those? What are the other ones are? 1:26:31.800 --> 1:26:34.840 I mean there's biology, there's I think I took. I 1:26:34.840 --> 1:26:36.639 think it's really tough. 1:26:37.040 --> 1:26:40.840 I can handle biology. Chemistry and physics are hard for me. 1:26:41.080 --> 1:26:42.840 I never took chemistry physics. What did you get on 1:26:42.880 --> 1:26:44.320 this test? 1:26:44.400 --> 1:26:46.639 I think all of those I barely got like threes, 1:26:47.360 --> 1:26:49.439 you know, which is like a barely passing right except 1:26:49.520 --> 1:26:53.360 on English and decent in English. Five I think is 1:26:53.479 --> 1:26:56.080 not a five. I've probably got a four. Yeah, there's 1:26:56.120 --> 1:26:58.639 no perfection in my life not. 1:26:59.000 --> 1:26:59.799 Hard to believe. 1:27:00.040 --> 1:27:01.479 Did you take AP force I took. 1:27:01.560 --> 1:27:04.040 Yeah, I took AP French Language and AP French literature. 1:27:04.080 --> 1:27:05.800 Oh my gosh, that's really classy. 1:27:06.000 --> 1:27:09.120 Oh it was extremely classy when I was because I 1:27:09.160 --> 1:27:11.240 skipped I skipped a grade, so I was the only 1:27:11.280 --> 1:27:15.439 one in French literature. Told myself, you know, I got 1:27:15.439 --> 1:27:17.920 a find on that. I like peaked in high school 1:27:18.160 --> 1:27:19.720 with languages anyways. 1:27:19.320 --> 1:27:21.160 And then ran right into a brick wall with the SAT. 1:27:21.960 --> 1:27:26.960 Oh like middle of the pack, just like like horribly average, 1:27:27.040 --> 1:27:31.000 embarrassingly like like just just below average to feel like 1:27:31.160 --> 1:27:31.880 like shit, you. 1:27:31.800 --> 1:27:33.920 Know, yeah, that's how I feel with the twenty nine 1:27:33.920 --> 1:27:37.440 on the act. I'm just like, well, oh, it's exhausting. 1:27:38.000 --> 1:27:39.840 I woke up at the time of the beginning of 1:27:39.880 --> 1:27:42.080 the test. I remember it was started at eight am, 1:27:42.160 --> 1:27:44.800 and I woke if what was happening? My parents are 1:27:44.840 --> 1:27:47.400 decent parents. Why were they not put They should have been. 1:27:47.280 --> 1:27:50.320 Putting the pressure they like, they didn't let you take 1:27:50.320 --> 1:27:52.400 the p SAT or is there like a. 1:27:52.320 --> 1:27:55.760 Pro there probably is. I felt kind of free Rome. 1:27:55.800 --> 1:27:57.599 As far as education goes well. 1:27:57.720 --> 1:28:00.400 Very quickly. I had trouble in high schoo well, for 1:28:00.600 --> 1:28:02.679 when I was a sophomore, I was like a moody kid, 1:28:02.960 --> 1:28:05.280 and I so I'd looked at other places, alternative schools 1:28:05.280 --> 1:28:06.840 to go to. When I did a visiting week at 1:28:06.840 --> 1:28:09.240 this place called Sudbury Valley, which is no longer accredited, 1:28:09.280 --> 1:28:12.480 but at the time it had a smoking room. Oh 1:28:12.520 --> 1:28:14.960 and for the whole week I smoked cigarettes indoors at 1:28:14.960 --> 1:28:19.679 this high school that had no actual courses, but teachers 1:28:19.760 --> 1:28:22.639 on campus who were available for instruction if you sought 1:28:22.640 --> 1:28:24.519 them out. Why is that crazy? 1:28:24.520 --> 1:28:26.560 Did you ever ask a teacher for a cigarette? 1:28:26.600 --> 1:28:29.800 No? No, I brought my own and literally just walked 1:28:29.800 --> 1:28:32.320 around smoked a pack of cigarettes a day at sixteen. 1:28:32.760 --> 1:28:35.400 I'm that fucking crazy. This was in nineteen ninety eight. 1:28:35.840 --> 1:28:37.519 That's like letting the Muppet babies smoke. 1:28:37.760 --> 1:28:40.439 It's like it's like swinging dancing on the airplane. 1:28:42.000 --> 1:28:42.799 Have don draper. 1:28:43.240 --> 1:28:46.080 Yeah, but they lost their accreditation obviously. Yeah. 1:28:46.240 --> 1:28:50.280 Anyways, Okay, well it's time to answer a listener question. 1:28:50.400 --> 1:28:52.439 This is called I said no emails. People write into 1:28:52.439 --> 1:28:55.439 I said no gifts at gmail dot com begging for help. 1:28:55.720 --> 1:28:56.800 Will you help me answer a question? 1:28:56.920 --> 1:28:57.480 Absolutely? 1:28:57.560 --> 1:28:57.840 I will. 1:28:57.960 --> 1:29:01.240 Okay, let's see here, I have it. Oh my god, 1:29:01.280 --> 1:29:04.519 you have an anisot of water. Okay, this says dear 1:29:04.560 --> 1:29:08.880 Bridger on alease and disrespectful guests, I have failed miserably. 1:29:09.080 --> 1:29:11.920 I'll be the judge of that. Last year, two long 1:29:11.960 --> 1:29:15.280 distance friends got married to each other. In the chaos 1:29:15.320 --> 1:29:17.439 of packing and preparing for the eight hour drive to 1:29:17.520 --> 1:29:21.160 their hometown, I forgot their card. The card was to 1:29:21.160 --> 1:29:23.840 be the vessel for a monetary gift. I did not 1:29:23.960 --> 1:29:26.280 have time to get another card before the wedding, and 1:29:26.360 --> 1:29:28.679 with all the festivities in traveling home the next day, 1:29:28.840 --> 1:29:30.960 I forgot to go on their online registry and get 1:29:30.960 --> 1:29:33.880 a gift from there. My memory continued to fail me. 1:29:33.920 --> 1:29:35.840 As it is now a year later, as we are 1:29:35.880 --> 1:29:38.559 approaching their one year anniversary, and I never got them 1:29:38.560 --> 1:29:42.200 a gift. Neither friend has mentioned anything about not receiving 1:29:42.200 --> 1:29:44.320 a gift from me, but my own personal guilt is 1:29:44.320 --> 1:29:46.839 getting to me. Should I send the card and gifts 1:29:46.880 --> 1:29:49.639 now or is it too late? Well, sending a gift 1:29:49.680 --> 1:29:52.840 now reveal my true failings as a friend. Our one 1:29:52.880 --> 1:29:55.000 year anniversary gifts from a friend's a thing? What should 1:29:55.040 --> 1:29:57.360 I do? Thank you for your help? And that's oh. 1:29:57.360 --> 1:29:59.519 They didn't even leave their name sincerely a bad and 1:29:59.520 --> 1:30:01.800 forgetful friend. They're very you. 1:30:01.680 --> 1:30:05.320 Go bad and forgetful friend? Is they're real? That's that's yes, 1:30:05.400 --> 1:30:07.639 you're a bad friend. You're a bad friend. 1:30:07.840 --> 1:30:09.559 Do you know what I think they are? I think 1:30:09.760 --> 1:30:10.280 they are. 1:30:10.479 --> 1:30:12.880 They're literally just saying I forgot these people are not 1:30:12.920 --> 1:30:16.240 important enough for me to prioritize this very simple activity 1:30:16.360 --> 1:30:19.840 multiple could have done in under ten minutes, even from 1:30:19.880 --> 1:30:21.800 the car. You just go on the computer and type 1:30:21.800 --> 1:30:23.040 a little bit, and then you. 1:30:22.920 --> 1:30:24.880 Have how are you not remembering it? You're at the wedding, 1:30:24.920 --> 1:30:25.880 You're leaving the web. 1:30:26.080 --> 1:30:27.760 Like there is time to stop. You don't have to 1:30:27.800 --> 1:30:29.960 be punctual for the wedding. You stop at the CVS 1:30:29.960 --> 1:30:30.760 to get a fucking card. 1:30:30.840 --> 1:30:34.040 Yeah, no one's thinking about card. No peo will appreciate 1:30:34.080 --> 1:30:34.639 a bad card. 1:30:34.800 --> 1:30:37.280 Absolutely, you get you get ironic car, you get like 1:30:37.320 --> 1:30:40.160 a happy birthday grandfather card, and you just move right. 1:30:40.760 --> 1:30:43.760 And also, but if they have turned over a new 1:30:43.800 --> 1:30:47.080 leaf and they've suddenly like decided to shed their asshliness, 1:30:47.400 --> 1:30:49.920 then yeah, just get them something. Absolutely, it's ever too 1:30:49.960 --> 1:30:51.880 late or too weird or too you know. 1:30:51.840 --> 1:30:53.120 People always like to get a gift. 1:30:53.200 --> 1:30:56.280 Yes, absolutely, just say be like, hey, I've really grown 1:30:56.320 --> 1:30:58.479 and changed over the years. Sorry, or a fake a 1:30:58.560 --> 1:30:59.400 drug problem or something. 1:30:59.439 --> 1:31:03.080 Oh yeah, ye there no question. Yeah, nobody there like okay, 1:31:03.320 --> 1:31:03.840 you've got an. 1:31:03.720 --> 1:31:05.759 Excuse, yeah, bulletproof alibi. 1:31:06.720 --> 1:31:08.880 I mean, I feel like the other the subtext here 1:31:09.000 --> 1:31:11.479 is that they are mad that the people haven't even noticed. 1:31:11.840 --> 1:31:14.240 They feel forgotten. These friends don't even care about them. 1:31:14.520 --> 1:31:17.320 I wouldn't be so sure about that, because I'm sure 1:31:17.320 --> 1:31:19.280 that you are a topic of discussion at the brunch 1:31:19.400 --> 1:31:21.559 that you're not invited to, you know what I mean. 1:31:22.240 --> 1:31:24.519 They're constantly talking about, like the fact that if. 1:31:24.400 --> 1:31:26.280 We were in Lindsay didn't give me a fucking birthday 1:31:26.320 --> 1:31:29.080 and she didn't give me a fucking wedding present or whatever. 1:31:28.880 --> 1:31:33.800 Clock is ticking. Well, I feel like they either have 1:31:33.880 --> 1:31:36.559 been completely forgotten or they have an opportunity at any 1:31:36.560 --> 1:31:37.519 time to send a gift. 1:31:37.680 --> 1:31:41.639 Absolutely, and this is a long distance friend, yes, yes, 1:31:41.920 --> 1:31:44.519 so this is like do you do destination weddings? 1:31:44.800 --> 1:31:46.960 I feel like it's a cruel thing to do to 1:31:47.000 --> 1:31:49.080 your friends and family unless you are paying for them 1:31:49.120 --> 1:31:51.720 to do it. You are forcing people to go on 1:31:51.920 --> 1:31:53.680 a vacation that they didn't want to do. 1:31:53.800 --> 1:31:54.559 And have to pay for it. 1:31:54.640 --> 1:31:57.280 Yes, they probably had another vacation in mind. Why aren't 1:31:57.280 --> 1:32:00.320 we talking about this more often? It's a psycho move 1:32:00.360 --> 1:32:01.720 to be like, Okay, now you have to go to 1:32:01.800 --> 1:32:04.559 some boring island somewhere that you were like that was 1:32:04.600 --> 1:32:07.120 never even on your list, and now your vacation fund 1:32:07.200 --> 1:32:07.559 is gone. 1:32:07.760 --> 1:32:08.719 Yeah, it's crazy. 1:32:08.880 --> 1:32:12.040 What a cruel, cruel thing you can do. Yeah, I 1:32:12.040 --> 1:32:14.360 don't really support. I mean I can. I can say, like, 1:32:14.640 --> 1:32:16.800 if a friend lives in a different state, of course 1:32:16.840 --> 1:32:18.920 I may, if you're close enough, I'll come to you. 1:32:19.240 --> 1:32:22.320 But Destination Wild, you better be paying the bill. And 1:32:22.360 --> 1:32:23.840 I don't have enough rich friends to. 1:32:23.840 --> 1:32:25.880 Be for that to Yeah, I don't know anybody who's 1:32:25.920 --> 1:32:26.320 I know, I've. 1:32:26.200 --> 1:32:27.640 Got to find somebody that'll pay for me to come 1:32:27.680 --> 1:32:32.559 to their wedding. Warren Buffett Elon Musk is single. Oh god, 1:32:32.560 --> 1:32:35.120 can you imagine that wedding that the person that would 1:32:35.360 --> 1:32:36.880 choose to marry that person at this point? 1:32:36.960 --> 1:32:38.000 Oh yeah, Oh my god. 1:32:38.040 --> 1:32:41.640 What a d wee Just the ultimate dork. 1:32:41.720 --> 1:32:44.840 I mean, what a fucking t weeve and a dork. 1:32:44.920 --> 1:32:46.719 I hate I miss Twitter. 1:32:47.240 --> 1:32:48.519 He've completely ruined it. 1:32:48.760 --> 1:32:51.080 Yeah, I mean, I love I loved Twitter. 1:32:51.280 --> 1:32:52.599 It was very fun for a period. 1:32:52.680 --> 1:32:54.639 Yeah, and then it's like you, oh, there's a funny 1:32:54.640 --> 1:32:56.640 post by this funny person that I make but haven't met, 1:32:56.640 --> 1:32:58.679 and then I scroll down and then there's an advert vacuum, 1:32:58.680 --> 1:33:00.519 and then there's like a something else and it's just 1:33:00.520 --> 1:33:02.080 like all chaos. I hate it. 1:33:02.080 --> 1:33:05.400 It's so so awful. Yeah, and it is interesting to 1:33:05.439 --> 1:33:07.880 me about him and this sort of person where it's like, oh, 1:33:07.880 --> 1:33:10.200 you're just trapped as Elon Musk for the rest of 1:33:10.200 --> 1:33:12.400 your life, no amount of money, You'll always have to 1:33:12.439 --> 1:33:14.960 be that person, which is that's the one bit of 1:33:15.000 --> 1:33:16.000 solace I get from that. 1:33:16.160 --> 1:33:19.040 It's like, yeah, you'll always be You're a flop, and 1:33:19.080 --> 1:33:20.439 you'll always be a flop. 1:33:20.560 --> 1:33:22.000 Just be such a nerd. 1:33:22.560 --> 1:33:25.040 At least he kept the porn though on Twitter. 1:33:25.320 --> 1:33:25.960 Oh he did. 1:33:26.120 --> 1:33:29.040 I appreciate that. I appreciate the lack of censorship. 1:33:29.240 --> 1:33:32.439 He did kind of remove censorship, right, because you can 1:33:32.439 --> 1:33:33.519 be kind of a full Nazi. 1:33:33.520 --> 1:33:36.759 Oh, it can be absolutely yeah, full the full bloom 1:33:36.760 --> 1:33:39.000 of ignorance is on display there unchecked. 1:33:40.920 --> 1:33:44.200 Well, forgetful and bad friend. That's what you are. That's 1:33:44.200 --> 1:33:45.120 what you will always be. 1:33:45.600 --> 1:33:49.040 No, you can change to try. You can change. 1:33:49.280 --> 1:33:52.439 Katia has hope for you. Yeah, and I'm okay. I'm 1:33:52.520 --> 1:33:54.639 riding the fence. I don't know what to say. Don't 1:33:54.680 --> 1:33:57.840 write back in. I've had such a wonderful time and 1:33:57.840 --> 1:33:59.599 now I have a practical gift that makes me look 1:33:59.640 --> 1:34:00.439 like a better person. 1:34:00.720 --> 1:34:03.080 Yes, it does, and it makes you. What it does 1:34:03.200 --> 1:34:05.240 is it makes you look like a less selfish person. 1:34:05.280 --> 1:34:07.960 Yeah, exactly, I've thought about others. This is people will think, 1:34:08.160 --> 1:34:11.599 at least once Bridger thought about someone outside about women. 1:34:12.080 --> 1:34:14.880 Women's stories matter. They just matter. 1:34:16.120 --> 1:34:18.880 I'm really going to own this and I'm thrilled about it, 1:34:19.000 --> 1:34:20.559 and I'm so happy you were here today. 1:34:20.560 --> 1:34:23.000 Thank you so much. Is my check and is a 1:34:23.000 --> 1:34:24.400 cash or? Do I just wait for a check? 1:34:24.560 --> 1:34:26.040 You'll wait for the check in the mail? And we 1:34:26.080 --> 1:34:29.000 don't you know the postal system. It's all over. It's 1:34:29.000 --> 1:34:31.559 hard to find a public mail box at this point. 1:34:31.720 --> 1:34:33.320 Did you do if I didn't leave the studio until 1:34:33.479 --> 1:34:36.280 I demanded payment of some kind payment that was not promised. 1:34:40.040 --> 1:34:43.040 I just take that light with me. No, thank you 1:34:43.040 --> 1:34:46.439 for having me. Can go to tricksy and contolive dot 1:34:46.479 --> 1:34:51.600 com and please buy tickets because we'll be humiliated in Baltimore. 1:34:51.600 --> 1:34:54.360 If it's only half the place is filled, humilit thought. 1:34:54.240 --> 1:34:56.680 To buy tickets live shows. I think are having a 1:34:56.800 --> 1:34:59.040 very difficult time selling tickets right now, are they. 1:34:59.120 --> 1:34:59.720 Let's go with that. 1:35:00.000 --> 1:35:02.160 I think that's true. I feel like fans of things 1:35:02.280 --> 1:35:04.960 need to, you know, say oh, I will come see you. 1:35:05.080 --> 1:35:07.519 Yeah, there's nothing like getting out of the house going 1:35:07.600 --> 1:35:10.160 to it. You know, COVID and now that COVID was 1:35:10.240 --> 1:35:11.120 deemed a hoax and we. 1:35:11.120 --> 1:35:13.600 Know that it was essentially a hologram. 1:35:13.720 --> 1:35:18.560 Thank you. And there's no danger at all anywhere with anybody. 1:35:18.240 --> 1:35:20.040 Like go, there's no disease anywhere. 1:35:20.080 --> 1:35:23.000 No, go go to the theater, meet a friend. 1:35:23.680 --> 1:35:25.880 You know, it's take hands with someone who just said 1:35:25.880 --> 1:35:27.479 that they refused to wash their hands. 1:35:27.439 --> 1:35:29.880 Exact likely to chase the person out who just pissed 1:35:29.920 --> 1:35:32.639 in the urinal, didn't flash and left without washing their hands. 1:35:32.840 --> 1:35:33.759 Marry that man. 1:35:33.880 --> 1:35:35.040 And did clean the toys. 1:35:35.200 --> 1:35:38.280 Yeah, yeah, yes, thank you so much for having me. 1:35:38.360 --> 1:35:41.760 Thank you and a pleasure listener. The podcast is screeching 1:35:41.800 --> 1:35:45.080 to a halt. You are in a panic. Take some 1:35:45.120 --> 1:35:47.639 deep breaths, find something else to do with your day. 1:35:47.680 --> 1:35:51.840 Take you're that long away to bio break, I Love 1:35:51.880 --> 1:36:00.759 you Goodbye. I said, no gifts isn't exactly right. Production. 1:36:01.400 --> 1:36:04.599 Our senior producer is on Alisa Nelson and our episodes 1:36:04.640 --> 1:36:08.439 are beautifully mixed by Ben Holliday. The theme song is 1:36:08.479 --> 1:36:11.559 by Miracle Worker Amy Mann, and we couldn't do it 1:36:11.560 --> 1:36:15.320 without our booker, Patrick Cottner. You must follow the show 1:36:15.320 --> 1:36:17.800 on Instagram. At I said no gifts, that's where you're 1:36:17.840 --> 1:36:20.519 going to see pictures of all these wonderful gifts I'm getting. 1:36:20.880 --> 1:36:22.439 And don't you want to see the gifts? 1:36:23.479 --> 1:36:23.879 Lie? 1:36:23.960 --> 1:36:25.200 Why did you hear? 1:36:27.600 --> 1:36:32.800 Funna man myself perfectly clear. When you're a guess to me, 1:36:35.680 --> 1:36:41.759 you gotta come to me empty. And I said, no guests, 1:36:42.040 --> 1:36:49.000 your presences, presents, and I already had too much stuff, 1:36:49.640 --> 1:36:52.720 So how do you dare to survey me