Speaker 1: And I invited you here. I thought I made myself
Speaker 1: perfectly clear. When you're a guest to my home, you
Speaker 1: gotta come to me empty. And I said, no, guests,
Speaker 1: you're on presences presents enough. I already had too much stuff.
Speaker 1: So how did you dare to surbey me?
Speaker 2: Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm Bridger Wine girl.
Speaker 2: What's happening? What's happening? I think this is the first
Speaker 2: show post the live show in New York. We're back
Speaker 2: in Los Angeles. We had a ball, We had the
Speaker 2: time of our lives. If you weren't there, that's something
Speaker 2: you will just kind of regret for the rest of
Speaker 2: your life. That will haunt you. And I hope it does.
Speaker 2: I hope that's just on your mind constantly. So that
Speaker 2: was the And then I was in New York for
Speaker 2: a few days and almost nothing happened like The other
Speaker 2: memorable thing was I had a bad Lentil soup, which
Speaker 2: I thought was the safe bet, and I wasn't even
Speaker 2: able to finish the cup of soups. I don't know
Speaker 2: what went wrong there. On my way home, this is important.
Speaker 2: In the uber, on the way back to the airport,
Speaker 2: they had the little screen. And of course I'm figuring
Speaker 2: out what my horoscope is. And I'm just gonna read
Speaker 2: this for libras. It said take this summer to plan
Speaker 2: a camping trip with close friends and reconnect. So that
Speaker 2: was timely. I adore today's guest. Everyone adores today's guest.
Speaker 3: It's caught you, not everyone, not everyone.
Speaker 2: Well, we don't want to hear about the other people.
Speaker 3: People who would disagree. Now you thank you for having me.
Speaker 2: Of course, welcome to I said, no gifts.
Speaker 3: I am happy to be here. Did you figure out
Speaker 3: what kind of rat you are?
Speaker 2: No? I couldn't figure honalas I'm a wood rat.
Speaker 3: I wonder if that's compatible with a water dog. Oh what,
Speaker 3: I guess we'll find out.
Speaker 2: I wonder what on at least? Do you know what
Speaker 2: the qualities of a wood rat are? Well, I know
Speaker 2: that just for a rat, you're supposed to be charming
Speaker 2: and hard working, so thrifty. Oh my god, that that
Speaker 2: one actually works? That is so that? I mean one
Speaker 2: out of three isn't bad.
Speaker 3: That's great?
Speaker 2: Wow, interesting would rat? Yeah?
Speaker 3: And you know if you go to them the I
Speaker 3: think it's the Los Angeles Museum of Contemporary Art Lakama.
Speaker 3: They have an incredible circle of sculptures that are of
Speaker 3: all the animals and the Chinese zodiac. The snake is amazing,
Speaker 3: the pig is amazing. It's they're beautiful.
Speaker 2: Is this a temporary thing or no, it's there.
Speaker 3: It's like they're permanent. It's like an on the outside
Speaker 3: by the restaurant. Check it out. It's really great.
Speaker 2: So you're a water dog? What does that mean?
Speaker 3: I just take it literally because I am a profuse,
Speaker 3: prodigious sweater and you know, female impersonator, So just sweaty
Speaker 3: bitch makes sense.
Speaker 2: Right, of course, it's right.
Speaker 1: All.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I knew I was a rat for a long time,
Speaker 2: but I had no idea that were I mean in
Speaker 2: so many senses of the.
Speaker 3: Word, like a rat searching ground looking for a food.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean I have said on this point jealous. I'm
Speaker 2: not a really jealous person.
Speaker 3: Are you a tittletale?
Speaker 2: No? But I have said on this podcast before that
Speaker 2: it's very pro snitch, pro rat rat. Yeah you got us.
Speaker 3: I would never, no matter how many fingers they cut off,
Speaker 3: I would never tell I would never.
Speaker 2: Do you really think you wouldn't snitch on principle?
Speaker 3: I so admire the people who get like flayed alive
Speaker 3: and then won't talk because that then it's just on it.
Speaker 3: It's it's like the ultimate last thing you can do.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: It's as like when it's a power play, right, even
Speaker 3: if the information is like not even that great, not
Speaker 3: even whatever. If I'm getting tortured, I'm not going.
Speaker 2: To say it. To torture someone to death and not
Speaker 2: get a juicy tidbit out of them, that's.
Speaker 3: And they have to live with that guilt and these
Speaker 3: you know, it's a whole right. I get to go
Speaker 3: to heaven and they are going to hell, and it's all.
Speaker 3: It's wonderful.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think that there are particular people I wouldn't
Speaker 2: snitch on. But if I were in the mafia or
Speaker 2: something like this, I think I would be.
Speaker 3: Going to get whacked. Yeah, so you're essentially killing yourself.
Speaker 2: Yes, of course, and why not I guess to be
Speaker 2: killed by the mob.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean they're just gonna Yeah, that's true. I mean,
Speaker 3: I I just recently watched Goodfellas.
Speaker 2: Oh I love Goodfellows.
Speaker 3: It's fantastic, and you know, and the Godfather Wait, speaking
Speaker 3: with Godfather, have you seen Mega Floppolis?
Speaker 2: I've seen the first hour. Okay, I got a little sleepy.
Speaker 2: I got a little because you know, I mean, it's insane,
Speaker 2: it's so wild to watch. But the story is so
Speaker 2: just all over the place that you stop following it
Speaker 2: and starts to feel like someone's telling you a dream
Speaker 2: or something.
Speaker 3: And I just was like, oh, yeah, I was tempted
Speaker 3: to go in theater, but I just I don't want
Speaker 3: to be bored at the movies.
Speaker 2: No, and you are kind of bored, I think if
Speaker 2: you were. I think my audience was weirdly taking the
Speaker 2: movie seriously, and you want to be there with people
Speaker 2: who are like on board with Oh, we all think
Speaker 2: this is a crazy movie kinds of shit. Yeah, right,
Speaker 2: And it felt like everyone around me wanted to see
Speaker 2: the movie, so it was boring, damn. But I've heard
Speaker 2: the last half has some really wild moments as well
Speaker 2: that I'll have to.
Speaker 3: You'll catch it on streaming stream The Substance.
Speaker 2: Oh, I loved The Substance. I had a great time.
Speaker 3: One of the best movie going experiences of my life.
Speaker 2: It is so I mean, I will say, forty minutes
Speaker 2: too long.
Speaker 3: Oh interesting.
Speaker 2: I felt like it kind of ended and then I
Speaker 2: mean the ending, The last like third of it is
Speaker 2: so outrageous, fond and outrageous to watch. But it's like,
Speaker 2: maybe it could have just tightened it up a bit
Speaker 2: or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think if I watched it twice and I
Speaker 3: was like if I had the first time I saw it,
Speaker 3: I was like, Okay, it's my favorite movie. This is
Speaker 3: gonna be my personality for the next three years. And
Speaker 3: then I again, I'm like, Okay, this is just a movie.
Speaker 3: There are flaws, and I think I would have nixed
Speaker 3: the strigen known of cooking. Second. Oh, I would have
Speaker 3: just got rid of that altogether. Then that's the only
Speaker 3: place I feel I could have been trimmed. But god,
Speaker 3: I love that fucking movie.
Speaker 2: I went in knowing literally nothing, Oh you did.
Speaker 3: I mean very not. I had seen only the teaser,
Speaker 3: not the trailer.
Speaker 2: I hadn't even seen a teaser. I knew that the
Speaker 2: demur wasn't it, And I knew that the title was
Speaker 2: the substance.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm so jealous. That must have been amazing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I kind of went in thinking it was
Speaker 2: going to be kind of like a hard drama or
Speaker 2: like a really dark drama, and it's like oh pure,
Speaker 2: Tom called the subs.
Speaker 3: I just can't believe Margaret Qualley's breasts were prosthetics. They were, Yes,
Speaker 3: they were.
Speaker 2: Was that like match to me?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, because Margaret. And it's interesting because you know,
Speaker 3: she's the younger, more perfect version of Demi Mour But
Speaker 3: the real life actress does not have big boobs, right,
Speaker 3: so they needed to give her big boobs which seamless, incredible,
Speaker 3: unclockable breasts.
Speaker 2: Wow. And I was so proud of them to make
Speaker 2: a movie where they just cast a younger actor to
Speaker 2: play the younger part, rather than putting the actor in
Speaker 2: weird makeup.
Speaker 3: The breast Yeah, yeah, yeah, uncanny.
Speaker 2: Valley, Tom Cruise flipping on a train making hot chocolate,
Speaker 2: don't you think.
Speaker 3: While we were talking about other options for Margaret, quality
Speaker 3: looks like Jennifer Connolly.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, But.
Speaker 3: Jennifer Connolly is not old enough. She's only fifty. Although
Speaker 3: Demi Moore is sixty sixty, playing fifty it works better.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Connelly would have had to play forty.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but then it's like get too young to right.
Speaker 2: It doesn't make enough sense. I mean maybe it would
Speaker 2: just be an even edgy or but look at.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I think the meta Demi Moore's career gave
Speaker 3: it a huge robust flavor that it wouldn't have had
Speaker 3: with another actress, you know, because she's gone through the
Speaker 3: plastic surgery scandals and all that crowd.
Speaker 2: Oh right, that's true, Like she actually brings something to
Speaker 2: it personally. Yeah, oh no. I had such a good time,
Speaker 2: and I was obviously just so repulse over and over
Speaker 2: and over. But the thing that really like makes me
Speaker 2: feel bad is seeing like close ups of a syringe, going,
Speaker 2: oh my god.
Speaker 3: If you don't like that kind of stuff, if you
Speaker 3: don't like like like large gauge needles puncturing like festering wounds,
Speaker 3: this is not the movie for you. Baby. It is
Speaker 3: tough to I usually don't. I usually flinch. I was
Speaker 3: just very glad there were no needles in the neck, oh,
Speaker 3: because that's one of my pet peeves. We don't do
Speaker 3: needles in the neck on planet Earth.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, who whatever.
Speaker 3: Nobody does needles in the neck unless they're like heavy
Speaker 3: hardcore heron auticts. But even then, it's not like a
Speaker 3: gem in in. It's very slow, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: And there are just so many other areas of the
Speaker 2: body that you can go through.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and if you're doing like I just hate that.
Speaker 3: Any writer out there in Hollywood, please don't write that
Speaker 3: into your script, the whole jabbing the thing in the
Speaker 3: neck and then all and then they immediately like fall down.
Speaker 2: Oh the im media falling down. I think we've got
Speaker 2: to figure out.
Speaker 3: Yes, you have to write it because like an intramuscular
Speaker 3: injection is going to take about fifteen to twenty five
Speaker 3: minutes to take effect. And I recently saw a movie
Speaker 3: where that happened and I was like, oh, yes, and
Speaker 3: but you know the whole like jam it in the thigh,
Speaker 3: they fall over.
Speaker 2: I hate that, right, And I mean even with like
Speaker 2: in action movies being people being shot and then just
Speaker 2: falling over. I think we're ready. We're all adults. We
Speaker 2: can see a little bit more of the struggle. You
Speaker 2: don't just fall to the ground, right.
Speaker 3: And if it's in reality, you can't slide and then
Speaker 3: fall off a cliff and hang with one hand, like
Speaker 3: not even an Olympic athlete could do that. No, not
Speaker 3: even like the best gymnasts could do.
Speaker 2: That would rip your arm off.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you would just not be able to grip
Speaker 3: and hold like it's fucking and then hold somebody else the.
Speaker 2: Upper body strength. I mean, unless that's part of the story.
Speaker 3: It never is. It's always like die hard or like,
Speaker 3: you know, they're human beings and those supernatural powers, yet
Speaker 3: they can get they can stick a needle in somebody's
Speaker 3: neck and there immediately die or get. You know, it's just, oh,
Speaker 3: I hate it so much. I hate it.
Speaker 2: Did you watch Long Legs?
Speaker 3: I did. I thought it sucked. I you know, brilliant marketing.
Speaker 3: I was so crhymed, pumped, psyched and ready to have
Speaker 3: like my head blown off and to have nightmares for
Speaker 3: like six months.
Speaker 2: Hmmm.
Speaker 3: My friend and I laughed like all the way through.
Speaker 3: And it was such a rip off of Silence of
Speaker 3: the Lambs of like seven, even David Lynchy kind of
Speaker 3: it was. It was so shitty. I hated it so much.
Speaker 3: No offense to the director. I'm sure he's a lovely person,
Speaker 3: but yeah, it was just so over hyped and under delivered.
Speaker 2: No, this is exactly You're maybe the third person on
Speaker 2: this podcast I've asked if they had seen it. They hadn't,
Speaker 2: and so that I'm just like, well, I have nowhere
Speaker 2: to share these feelings. This is exactly how I felt.
Speaker 2: I felt like the first like minute was like, oh,
Speaker 2: this is kind of spooking.
Speaker 3: Well, you know when when Spoilerer when right at the beginning,
Speaker 3: when she says it's that house, he goes in and
Speaker 3: gets shot immediately. That was a lovely cool fair moment.
Speaker 2: Tints with like the plastic hanging from the sea.
Speaker 3: Very haunting. That's it.
Speaker 2: It's so after that then it's just ridiculous.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like I might come back. Was twice so
Speaker 3: it was man made and we were laughing. I was like,
Speaker 3: I know this is supposed to be creepy in a
Speaker 3: lynche in that sort of way, but it's just failing
Speaker 3: at it.
Speaker 2: I wondered throughout the movie if it weren't Nicholas Cage,
Speaker 2: if it would have been scary, But I just kept thinking, that's.
Speaker 3: Nick kg No, he was the best part of it.
Speaker 3: I thought he was very good.
Speaker 2: But I just kept thinking, this can't be a scary monster.
Speaker 2: It should be an anonymous actor that I that at
Speaker 2: least feels like they're from another realm. Yeah, otherwise I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's just him and makeup.
Speaker 3: And also a good job, Like it was like she's
Speaker 3: an FBI agent and she didn't bother to check her
Speaker 3: mom's courting house. Like it was like so bad. I
Speaker 3: was like, oh whatever, Yeah, it was such a disappointment.
Speaker 3: But then I saw the Terrifier Part three.
Speaker 2: Oh, that looks genuinely scary to me, is it? All
Speaker 2: three of them look so scary.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm gonna be frank. Number one piece of shit.
Speaker 3: Number two very very shitty and long. Number three tight
Speaker 3: and very well improved. I shouldn't have said they were
Speaker 3: shit because I'm lobbying hard to be cast in the
Speaker 3: fourth one.
Speaker 2: Well, you've got thoughts that you can share with the
Speaker 2: creative team.
Speaker 3: No, I would never know. I said I would give them.
Speaker 3: I would come with no notes or anything. I'd just
Speaker 3: be very like, you know, enthusiastic about whatever they wanted
Speaker 3: me to do.
Speaker 2: But it is.
Speaker 3: I saw it on a sneak preview night with you know,
Speaker 3: diehard horror fans at the Egyptian Theater, and that experience
Speaker 3: rivaled the substance because it was all a bunch of
Speaker 3: freaks who love Gore and the movie is so disgusting.
Speaker 3: It's so disgusting. It's relentlessly, brutally, sadistically disgusting, but not
Speaker 3: in the hostile kind of way, right, like not like
Speaker 3: hostile Saw, Like it doesn't try to emulate the real world.
Speaker 3: In fact, there are supernatural elements to the killer now
Speaker 3: into the Kills, but spoiler alert, there's a chainsaw up
Speaker 3: the ass oh my, and to the genet and that's
Speaker 3: just like not even the most horrifying part. It's like
Speaker 3: it just never stops. It's so we were screaming and
Speaker 3: everybody was screaming, and I'm like, oh, this is great.
Speaker 2: And does the gore feel realistic?
Speaker 3: It's it's like jiallo. I think it's like it's it's Saw.
Speaker 3: A lot of the Saw movies do really try to
Speaker 3: emulate realism and hostile, especially because that is torture, porn
Speaker 3: human beings torturing other human beings. In this one, there
Speaker 3: are demons. There are possessed demons from it. So it
Speaker 3: is a supernatural horror. But in the gore is very
Speaker 3: grindhouse splashy splatter.
Speaker 2: Okay, I can handle that, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: It's like the blood doesn't look like real blood a
Speaker 3: lot of the times.
Speaker 2: Very corn syrup or where it's like almost like orange e.
Speaker 3: It's like and there's so much of it, and like,
Speaker 3: but but you see everything like the chains off the
Speaker 3: ask and then the whole front by I mean.
Speaker 2: The tagline should just be used everything you do.
Speaker 3: And it like there was a there's a notorious kill
Speaker 3: in the second one that was so brutal. It was
Speaker 3: really tough to watch, and it went on forever and
Speaker 3: just when you think it couldn't get any worse, it does.
Speaker 3: And but yeah, like it's just it's sick and psychotic.
Speaker 2: What is the story of the film. I know, it's
Speaker 2: like a crazy looking clown crazy.
Speaker 3: Well, so he was decapitated in the second one. Okay,
Speaker 3: so his decapitated body comes back. You know, it's like
Speaker 3: they have to conjure the supernatural lore in order to
Speaker 3: make their logic work. But now Art the clown, the
Speaker 3: killer is super sadistic. He goes to a moll and
Speaker 3: blows up kids. He has a his I think a
Speaker 3: victim that he tore the face off of in the
Speaker 3: first one is now his like accomplice. She's like a
Speaker 3: demon lady because she's possessed and she is really cunty.
Speaker 3: She really lets you have it. And so they're like
Speaker 3: a duo and it's like like Bonnie and Clyde very disgusting,
Speaker 3: twisted demon clown version.
Speaker 2: That must have been a real conversation between the two
Speaker 2: of them. Her getting on his side post face being
Speaker 2: ripped off.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well she did in factor She hardly factored
Speaker 3: in on the second one, I think, and then her
Speaker 3: inclusion to this was a real real It's cool because
Speaker 3: it's like you get to see, like, you know, the
Speaker 3: Aussie and Harriet, Bonnie and Clyde kind of like like
Speaker 3: the mister and missus Smith kind of like working together
Speaker 3: to kill every single person in the world.
Speaker 2: And where does Arthur come in the first movie? Where
Speaker 2: did you come from? He's just a clown, angry clown.
Speaker 3: Yes, very sadistic, very and he's like super faggy. Oh
Speaker 3: but he's like he does this a lot like.
Speaker 2: Presentation we need.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's he's really broad. Never he doesn't speak at.
Speaker 2: All, Okay, but he's like and there's.
Speaker 3: Like like he'll like he is super super flamboyant and
Speaker 3: and the way that like Freddy Krueger is and but
Speaker 3: he's the most animated, silent, flamboyant killer that there is
Speaker 3: in horror.
Speaker 2: I think you point out something I've obviously noticed but
Speaker 2: never realizes. Freddy Krueger is very flamboyant.
Speaker 3: He's all over the place, faggot like, and you know
Speaker 3: what he really I grew up watching those movies. I
Speaker 3: still have nightmares. What's crazy about him is that, like, yeah,
Speaker 3: he gets you in your dreams, and he also tailors
Speaker 3: them to your fears, and he like there it's very
Speaker 3: like bespoke murders, do you know what I mean? He
Speaker 3: like he'll do the most horrifying thing to you because
Speaker 3: he's in your head and you can't escape from him
Speaker 3: because in your dreams. Oh, it's just so Whereas Jason
Speaker 3: and Michael Myers lumbering, Yeah, fuck off, it's so boring.
Speaker 2: But I mean, at least Michael Myers has the decency
Speaker 2: to like turn the mask inside out, try something new.
Speaker 3: I don't know, I'm sorry. I don't think any of
Speaker 3: those movies are good, not even Halloween one.
Speaker 2: No, I love Halloween One.
Speaker 3: But what about this? Remember the first scene, who kills somebody?
Speaker 3: Like this just kind of like one of those birds
Speaker 3: that car the POV like through the mask is like
Speaker 3: that's how they're like, you do this, you don't like
Speaker 3: move your head, you know it doesn't.
Speaker 2: If you think about it, who does a psychotic out
Speaker 2: of their mind and it's going to bed. That's that's
Speaker 2: what made him evil. It was a real trial throughout
Speaker 2: my life.
Speaker 3: Who's your favorite horror character?
Speaker 2: Oh, that's a very good question. Let me think about
Speaker 2: this for a moment, because I wanted to. I want
Speaker 2: it to be an accurate I love horror, but I'll say, oh,
Speaker 2: I actually don't think I have because the ones that
Speaker 2: really scare me are ones that they're kind of just
Speaker 2: normal people, you know, like the strangers.
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, that's it. Home invasion does not. I don't
Speaker 3: like that at all.
Speaker 2: It feels bade hush, No, what's this?
Speaker 3: It's a home invasion movie and the girl is death. Oh,
Speaker 3: it's fucking scary.
Speaker 2: Sounds it's very.
Speaker 3: Scary, Like he he kills her friend right at the door,
Speaker 3: at the glass window, and he doesn't understand she's deaf
Speaker 3: and she's like banging it. It's it's a little unbelievable
Speaker 3: in a way, but it's really, really, really scary.
Speaker 2: I think now I'm thinking, Uh, the House in the Haunting,
Speaker 2: I think that might be my favorite villain.
Speaker 3: The House and the Hunting.
Speaker 2: Have you seen the Haunting the Sixties one.
Speaker 3: I don't know, it's so good. Okay, I got it.
Speaker 2: It's fantastic. It's just like a guy brings some people
Speaker 2: together to study this house and it's very spooky. It's
Speaker 2: like it holds up pretty well as a haunted house movie.
Speaker 3: Cool.
Speaker 2: Who's your favorite?
Speaker 3: I like Candy Man.
Speaker 2: You never seen Candy Man?
Speaker 3: Oh, I highly suggest it. Tony Todd plays the cool
Speaker 3: thing about like people who like follow me, but they're
Speaker 3: so sick of me. He's talking about this, but like
Speaker 3: the cool thing about that movie, not the remake. Did
Speaker 3: not like the remake. But it's it's all of the
Speaker 3: most of the act, most of the the scary stuff
Speaker 3: happens during the day in broad daylight. And he has
Speaker 3: this like hypnotizing quality. The main character is studying like
Speaker 3: these urban legends and in this like improverished part of
Speaker 3: I think Chicago, and she's a white woman grad student
Speaker 3: and when he like haunts her, he's like helln well,
Speaker 3: and his voice is so she never screams. Ever, she
Speaker 3: gets hypnotized. Oh and it's crazy. And she actually got
Speaker 3: hypnotized on set by a hypnotist and it started to
Speaker 3: drive her crazy. What Yeah, it was cool, and his
Speaker 3: voice is so once you hear it, it is it
Speaker 3: is so effective at being fucking terrifying.
Speaker 2: And does he come out of a mirror like Floody.
Speaker 3: Mary's exactly five times you say candy Man, and then
Speaker 3: his hook will get you from stem to stem to stern,
Speaker 3: from crouch to throat.
Speaker 2: From crouch to chin. Yeah. Oh wow. Have you ever
Speaker 2: been hypnotized?
Speaker 3: I've you know, I've there was. I went to the
Speaker 3: Mad Russian in Boston to try to get hypnotized for
Speaker 3: smoking quitting smoking. Didn't work, No, I wish it had.
Speaker 3: I don't think I'm hypnotizable.
Speaker 2: I mean I was going to say so many people
Speaker 2: swear by it, but then I'm like, all those people
Speaker 2: are just people I've heard in like ads or whatever.
Speaker 2: It's like, Oh, I don't.
Speaker 3: Really believe it. I mean, I just can't imagine really
Speaker 3: like right, like totally sober, you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: like really like alert, like not tired.
Speaker 2: Like I mean, I think I'm too skeptical that I
Speaker 2: would just be thinking about that through the entire process,
Speaker 2: and even if it were possible, it would get in
Speaker 2: the way of my brain being free to be impressionable.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm open to it.
Speaker 2: I would love to be hypnotized.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it would be fierce.
Speaker 2: I mean, if that's a real thing that can happen,
Speaker 2: it's magic.
Speaker 3: I well, you know what. I was on the street
Speaker 3: the other day walking home from Ralph's and this young
Speaker 3: boy was like following me and then he like tied
Speaker 3: me on the shoulder at the intersection. He's like, he
Speaker 3: is like katya. I was like, yeah, He's like, do
Speaker 3: you want to see a magic trick?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: I know that. I was like in my head him
Speaker 3: like absolutely, fuck not. But then of course I was
Speaker 3: just like sure whatever, and he blew my mind.
Speaker 2: What did he do?
Speaker 3: I can't I can't succinctly describe it, but he basically
Speaker 3: he took my phone and gave it back to me.
Speaker 3: Then I took his phone and I didn't type anything
Speaker 3: into his phone. And then long story short, he had
Speaker 3: told me to think of a place, a very specific place,
Speaker 3: not like a country, but somewhere or like some a
Speaker 3: very specific place. And I thought of one i'd been to,
Speaker 3: and he said the Upper House in Hong Kong. And
Speaker 3: there was no way for him to know that who
Speaker 3: there was just through the process there was No. I
Speaker 3: was like, holy shit, he was. I was like, how
Speaker 3: did you do that? He's like magic? I was like,
Speaker 3: oh my god.
Speaker 2: I mean everything about the setup of that is like.
Speaker 3: He'sh I wish I know, I really because the way
Speaker 3: that he did it, the process, at the order of events,
Speaker 3: it really seemed impossible, well for me to have for
Speaker 3: him to have known, right, obviously I'm dumb, and it
Speaker 3: worked really well. But it was like, yeah, it was
Speaker 3: mind blowing. Is twenty one years old?
Speaker 2: Wow? He just takes your phone and then vanishes in
Speaker 2: a cloud of smoke. Oh he got me?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh god, oh no. I've been to one hypnotist show
Speaker 2: and I always find them very annoying because I'm like
Speaker 2: everyone on stage just seems to be faking it, of
Speaker 2: course and trying to act wacky.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I always think their plans. Yeah, i mean, who's
Speaker 3: there to Yeah, none of that stuff impresses me, really,
Speaker 3: I'll close up. Magic's a little interesting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's at least impressive.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it tricks me. It's just once you like watch
Speaker 3: a video about how to do it, it's all the thing's
Speaker 3: all spoiled, you know.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: Anyways, I mean, look, I think there's something else we
Speaker 2: should talk about. I love magic, but there's something else
Speaker 2: that appeared in the studio today.
Speaker 3: Yes, a gift.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the podcast is I said no gifts, which.
Speaker 3: Is and I'm an Icona class.
Speaker 2: Famous iconic rule break.
Speaker 3: But wait, look at please describe it.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, this is because when you walked into the
Speaker 2: studio you were holding a just a shopping.
Speaker 3: Bag, Ralph.
Speaker 2: Yeah, which a lot of guests on this podcast Wilder
Speaker 2: show up essentially with a garbage bag or whatever, and
Speaker 2: that's the wrapping. I thought, oh, that's but then you
Speaker 2: pulled it out and it was so beautifully.
Speaker 3: I didn't have any wrapping paper at home, so I
Speaker 3: that was a gift bag that I cut up. And
Speaker 3: then I found some baby Rick rack in my studio.
Speaker 3: It made it as like because didn't have any ribbon,
Speaker 3: and it's so shittily wrap that I think it needed
Speaker 3: a little ribbon.
Speaker 2: I think it's so cute.
Speaker 3: But that card stock is very expensive, thank you very much.
Speaker 2: And it feels expensive. It's textured. Yeah, and then it's
Speaker 2: got my name in Russian. Yeah, so yeah, wow, that's amazing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a b. The P is an r that
Speaker 3: middle one with the triangles A D. It's just such
Speaker 3: a strange, wonderful language.
Speaker 2: How did it take you to learn to write Russian?
Speaker 3: Oh? Like two days?
Speaker 2: Two days?
Speaker 3: That's so easy really?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can learn the alphabet in like four hours.
Speaker 2: Hell, is there alphabet twenty six letters? I think it's
Speaker 2: like thirty three thirty three?
Speaker 3: Yeah, they have and they have some. They have a
Speaker 3: couple of letters that are like not letters. They're called
Speaker 3: signs that they like affect the pronunciation of other letters.
Speaker 3: I love cyrillic alphabet so much. It's so sexy.
Speaker 2: Oh it's I mean, it's so beautiful. It really is
Speaker 2: really stylish looking.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's beautiful.
Speaker 2: It gives much more of an impression than our alphabet. A.
Speaker 3: Please open the card and read it. And there's a
Speaker 3: gift inside as well.
Speaker 2: In the envelope. Yeah okay, oh my god.
Speaker 3: Ten rubles, yes, ten rubles and it says good luck.
Speaker 2: Oh, it says good luck? And how do you say that?
Speaker 3: Dachi?
Speaker 2: Wow? Okay, So tell me why you gave me ten roubles.
Speaker 3: Because I just found it. I was like, I was
Speaker 3: looking all over my house. I was like, God, what
Speaker 3: do I I was going to give you? I had
Speaker 3: these HeLa monsters that were all bubble wrapped.
Speaker 2: Like, oh, how many of them do you have?
Speaker 3: Free? I don't think they're actually a heal of monsters,
Speaker 3: but they're giant lizards. And but then I was like,
Speaker 3: what can I give them? I wanted to give him
Speaker 3: something useful. I give you something useful. So I gave
Speaker 3: you something useful.
Speaker 2: It's such a beautiful piece of currency. It's got a bridge,
Speaker 2: it's got some sort of tower on it, multiple colors.
Speaker 3: I think in today's economy it's probably worth about eight
Speaker 3: cents or less even I'm rich. Yeah, Like I think,
Speaker 3: like ten thousand rubles is like five dollars.
Speaker 2: The podcast Now, well, I mean I think it's been
Speaker 2: said before, but literally every other country has such better
Speaker 2: looking currency.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean Canada and Canada, specially Canada, Australia when
Speaker 3: they have the plastic non breakable ones.
Speaker 2: Oh I haven't seen this.
Speaker 3: Oh are you kidding me? The Australia, Canada, I think
Speaker 3: many euros. Now, they're they're you know, they're like plastic clear.
Speaker 3: You can't rip them, you can go through the wash,
Speaker 3: you go in the ocean, like seriously, they're they're unbreakable
Speaker 3: and they're so like slick and smoothly, but they're.
Speaker 2: Still like foldable to put in a wallet.
Speaker 3: Oh, I mean the same basically the same size as
Speaker 3: all the other like a dollar.
Speaker 2: How are we so we are behind?
Speaker 3: Flop? We flapped so hard on payment and payment methods.
Speaker 2: As a country that is so obsessed with money, you
Speaker 2: would think we can't.
Speaker 3: Seem to get it right in any department.
Speaker 2: My god, well I'll have to. I'm gonna spend big
Speaker 2: with this, yeah, or maybe invest it?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, just invest it. It's your nest egg.
Speaker 2: This is my my grandnieces will be very thankful for this.
Speaker 3: I'm a curious. Can you look up how much ten
Speaker 3: rubles is because I really think it's probably point zero
Speaker 3: one sense, it's something very love I feel like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hon, least find out because it's ten cents ten cents,
Speaker 2: so wow, this is a lot more than I had
Speaker 2: planned on a bill. I'm on vacation, yeah, yeah, yeah, traveling.
Speaker 2: Do you have a lot of Russian currency?
Speaker 3: No, that's the only one I found in my house.
Speaker 2: Where do you think it came from?
Speaker 3: A fan in Nashville?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Interesting that in a red Lobster gift card.
Speaker 2: A tencent gift card twenty bucks.
Speaker 3: That's great, brought you that?
Speaker 2: Oh so you haven't gone out? Got to take yourself
Speaker 2: to red lobster like lobster. Do you like crab?
Speaker 3: Nope?
Speaker 2: Any sort of shellfish nope? Oh well the.
Speaker 3: Rats of the sea lobster.
Speaker 2: They are bugs.
Speaker 3: They're like bottom feeders.
Speaker 2: They're giant insects. But I think they're delicious, you do,
Speaker 2: I know, But I don't eat them that off, no see,
Speaker 2: And that's probably why I think they're good, because like
Speaker 2: it's so rare and I never am just like eating
Speaker 2: the full thing and like cracking the bottom like a
Speaker 2: lobster roll probably things yeah, where it's like an element
Speaker 2: rather than a yeah, lobster ll. I think it's the butter.
Speaker 2: I think that that's kind of the element that I
Speaker 2: really like in the lemon so much.
Speaker 3: I'm such a picky eater though. What's what's your favorite food?
Speaker 2: My favorite food, I would say probably burrito.
Speaker 3: What's in it?
Speaker 2: I like like a San Francisco Mission burrito. So living
Speaker 2: in LA is kind of held where it's like whereas
Speaker 2: rice and bean in guacamole and sour cream and.
Speaker 3: Cheese in l A on your mind.
Speaker 2: La, you can but they're not good because l A,
Speaker 2: there aren't a lot of good flower tortillas. There's I've
Speaker 2: read like articles about this, okay, and it's very hard
Speaker 2: to find a really good burrito. There are other like
Speaker 2: La style burritos, but they're usually just like beans and meat. Okay,
Speaker 2: but like if you go to San Francisco, phenomenal breedos
Speaker 2: and they're like the sort of breedo that you can stand.
Speaker 2: It's so it's like a football. Yeah, it's really a
Speaker 2: beautiful thing. But I think burrito or a hero. I
Speaker 2: love eros.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well that's how you say zero?
Speaker 2: What do you say gyro?
Speaker 3: Well I did for about the first thirty years of
Speaker 3: my life, and then I said, I thought there were heroes.
Speaker 3: Oh hero is a year zero.
Speaker 2: I think it is zero. But I think a lot
Speaker 2: of people just continue to say gyro and like that's
Speaker 2: an accepted form of hero is a you were wrong,
Speaker 2: you were simply wrong, okay, okay.
Speaker 3: I also love the Greek alphabet, which alphabet comes from interesting,
Speaker 3: beautiful letters, lovely letters.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean the Greeks were really doing it early on,
Speaker 2: yeah everything, Yeah, they really they were leading the way
Speaker 2: and that's why the euro is so delicious. But that's
Speaker 2: another thing you can't really get in La because there's
Speaker 2: not a large Greek population. So I've found myself in
Speaker 2: a trap. Damn you gotta go to Grease, gotta go
Speaker 2: to Greece. Have been no, I would love to go
Speaker 2: to Greece. I would love to go to What's your
Speaker 2: favorite food?
Speaker 3: If I had to eat one dinner meal for the
Speaker 3: rest of my life, it would be what I had
Speaker 3: last night, which was spicy beef noodles at this really wonderful,
Speaker 3: great Chinese place buy my house called Land Noodles. I
Speaker 3: suggested to try it. They're absolutely delicious, and then shy
Speaker 3: it like chicken fried dumplings.
Speaker 2: Oh that sounds phenomenal.
Speaker 3: It's so good. This noodle place is off the hook.
Speaker 3: Oh it's I think about it right now and I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 3: lan noodles, check it out.
Speaker 2: You saying that reminds Probably a meal that I would
Speaker 2: eat for the rest of my life is the fried
Speaker 2: chicken plate at Doune. Have you been there? The Mediterranean
Speaker 2: kind of word. It's like hummus and shredded cabbage. Unbelievable,
Speaker 2: and they make the pita there.
Speaker 3: It's so right there.
Speaker 2: Yes, you've got to make the pita in store.
Speaker 3: Yes you can't. You can't have it shipped in from
Speaker 3: some lab or whatever.
Speaker 2: Well, shul I opened this little box here. Okay, careful
Speaker 2: with the baby rick rack. Okay, I'm being very I'm
Speaker 2: gonna put this in my hair or something you can
Speaker 2: do braids, braid.
Speaker 3: Now, this is or something to keep in the house.
Speaker 3: It's not for you, okay, this isn't for guests. Oh, fantastic,
Speaker 3: something that people often overlook, especially guys. Okay, I brought
Speaker 3: the right thing.
Speaker 2: That paper sounds so good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, a smr.
Speaker 2: Oh it's so crispy party paper. Oh, this is a
Speaker 2: This is fantastic. Actually, I wouldn't have I wouldn't have
Speaker 2: this in my home. It's a box of tampons.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean especially I'm not going to assume your
Speaker 3: your orientation. But yeah, gay guys. I had noticed a
Speaker 3: lot of gay guys would never this would never ever
Speaker 3: cross their mind. No, of course, you know, maybe if
Speaker 3: they when their sister comes over, or their niece or
Speaker 3: their mom or whatever, or they're you know, someone with
Speaker 3: a bloody nose, someone with a vagina like you know,
Speaker 3: it's always important to have tampons. I also have pads
Speaker 3: in the houses.
Speaker 2: Oh this is such a I mean this should be
Speaker 2: a public service announcement right now, any.
Speaker 3: Wellyould they also should be free?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, of course. I mean it's a well known
Speaker 2: scam on women. I mean there's so many the essential
Speaker 2: tax where it's like, oh, here are a bunch of
Speaker 2: other things you have to pay for, which this should
Speaker 2: just be everywhere.
Speaker 3: They should be like hanging from trees everywhere.
Speaker 2: They should be next to the napkin dispenser at restaurants.
Speaker 3: They should be with the forking knife.
Speaker 2: They should be floating down rivers.
Speaker 3: Yes, they should be.
Speaker 2: They probably are actually killing doll new ones.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, absolutely, it's crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is a I mean, it didn't even cross
Speaker 2: my mind. And the next time this is needed in
Speaker 2: my home when a woman needs it, I'm going to
Speaker 2: be an absolute.
Speaker 3: We're going to be a hero.
Speaker 2: You're gonna be a giro. I'm going to be a giro.
Speaker 2: I will be a lamb and a delicious peda covered
Speaker 2: in a yogurt sauce. So that sounds bad, but this
Speaker 2: is a.
Speaker 3: Also really I recently saw Carrie, so this was on
Speaker 3: my mind.
Speaker 2: Oh of course.
Speaker 3: That opening scene is pretty wild.
Speaker 2: That movie. I never saw the remake.
Speaker 3: Don't Don't do Not ever please, no, no disrespect to
Speaker 3: the people who did it, but there was no unnecessary Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's like Carrie's masterpiece.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so perfect and that Yeah, that opening scenems amazing.
Speaker 3: It's amazing. And it's like there's a lot of naked
Speaker 3: bodies and it's like bush and titties.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they really go for that.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Like Brian de Palmer said, you will see full
Speaker 3: female nudity and a lot of it right away. It's
Speaker 3: pretty wild.
Speaker 2: Yeah that in the seventies, I feel like a male
Speaker 2: director could get away with that.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: While I was watching the Substance, I was like, if
Speaker 2: a man directed this, he should be a rested.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I think that it does like it is. It
Speaker 3: is reassuring that a woman director did that. But you know,
Speaker 3: she has a real she in her other movie Revenge Too,
Speaker 3: Like she loves butts, like she has the butt. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: it is like leering and like that. That that lens
Speaker 3: is like but conscious, you know, and it's I was
Speaker 3: thinking about how stressful for Margaret quality that must have
Speaker 3: been the perfect version of denymore.
Speaker 2: Nightmare every day waking up and thinking and now my
Speaker 2: body has to be perfect.
Speaker 3: Yes, I mean I think that they did. Like they
Speaker 3: you know, they sort of shined it up and post
Speaker 3: a little bit, but you know it's like, fuck, that's
Speaker 3: a lot.
Speaker 2: Of pressure and they didn't have any butt doubles. Movies
Speaker 2: will do that occasionally.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think they did. Yeah, I don't think.
Speaker 2: So how is a butt double even found? Or is
Speaker 2: there like a casting director.
Speaker 3: Well, you think about like the people the team that
Speaker 3: are like the who stand in for during lighting tests.
Speaker 2: You know, it's like that kind of thing, right, But
Speaker 2: it's like do you go do you tell people you've
Speaker 2: got to look at my ass? This is perfect for Hollywood?
Speaker 2: Or is it somebody people scouting question?
Speaker 3: Maybe it's like a modeling gig.
Speaker 2: Oh that makes sense, kind of like with like hand models. Yes,
Speaker 2: that kind of thing.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, hand models. I mean if you've seen
Speaker 3: in foot models, oh.
Speaker 2: The most perfect hearts of bodies that you could possibly see.
Speaker 3: And then you look at your own hands, I'm like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, I the crypt keeper, right of course,
Speaker 3: my one hundred and fifty years old. Yeah, that tricksy
Speaker 3: is always getting on we'd like to put makeup on
Speaker 3: my hands because they're often translucent gray and purple. But yeah,
Speaker 3: like it's yeah, it's interesting to have like a perfect
Speaker 3: part of your body and like make that your.
Speaker 2: Career, right, I know it, Yeah, just like count on it.
Speaker 2: But it's got to be scary knowing that it will deteriorate.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well the hands, especially of course age. That's
Speaker 3: why all the aging stars wear gloves now, they do,
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: And a lot of people now are wearing gloves while driving.
Speaker 3: Oh but driving gloves or you know, I mean.
Speaker 2: It's so chic.
Speaker 3: Yeah, get the Telly or Sini Oh Italian Italian brand,
Speaker 3: I don't know. They make exquisite leather gloves Telly Forcinilly. Okay,
Speaker 3: I believe it's still a thing. Oh my god, buttery Soft.
Speaker 2: Do you have a pair?
Speaker 3: I have several?
Speaker 2: Are they in your glove box which I'm now it's
Speaker 2: just literally clicking that's where you have your driving.
Speaker 3: No, I've never had I've never driven with them. But
Speaker 3: they're black and red like driving gloves. Oh, they're so sexy.
Speaker 3: But I need to live in la When are you going,
Speaker 3: know where? Like when you when your hand's cold?
Speaker 2: Oh, that's true. You know, yeah, I get I get
Speaker 2: cold feet circulation.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, do you have clammy hands?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Really dry?
Speaker 3: I'm so jealous. Do your feme like ship at the
Speaker 3: end of the day. No, do yours like the cat's ass? Yeah,
Speaker 3: because I'm sweaty and gross. It's always like I somebody
Speaker 3: wanted to hold my hand. It was tricksy. She wanted
Speaker 3: a like grab my hand. I was like, you don't
Speaker 3: want to do that, and she grabbed it anything. She's like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, I just like.
Speaker 2: I told you this frictionless service.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's really gross.
Speaker 2: I might invest in some driving gloves.
Speaker 3: Or opera length or all the way up to the shoulder.
Speaker 2: This podcast is very glove oriented, actually because I have
Speaker 2: to do demonstrations with gifts and for the on Instagram,
Speaker 2: I'll frequently have this. I have a particular pair of
Speaker 2: gloves that are now filthy. They're like white opera gloves,
Speaker 2: but no, it's it's probably like a cotton with a
Speaker 2: little imbrota. You would not believe how dirty they are.
Speaker 2: I do. I would believe it.
Speaker 3: White cotton gloves is just asking for it.
Speaker 2: And about half of our listeners are constantly demanding that
Speaker 2: I washed them, and the other half are like, let
Speaker 2: them get as dirty as possible. I accidentally washed one
Speaker 2: the other day because I took them to New York
Speaker 2: and then one snuck into a pair of pants and
Speaker 2: got washed, kind of a hopeful story for the club.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh no, I left it in New York.
Speaker 2: Then I took laundry and I was like, no, it's
Speaker 2: kind of cleaning. And so I guess I'm sad spying
Speaker 2: both audiences. Now one's clean, one's filthy.
Speaker 3: That's great. Oh yeah, right, that's nice. But you should
Speaker 3: you deserve a pair of like beautiful buttery soft opera
Speaker 3: like up to the shoulder length red leather gloves from Italy.
Speaker 2: Pulling those on every time I try, oh you will.
Speaker 3: It's like, I mean, I don't know if you're like
Speaker 3: against you know, Vigan or whatever, anti whatever, anti leather,
Speaker 3: but they're so it's like, oh my god, they're so
Speaker 3: soft and they're so it's sumptuous.
Speaker 2: Oh it sounds lovely. Kind of just a spa day
Speaker 2: for your entire arm. Yeah, but what are you thinking
Speaker 2: when a friend pulls up to your house and you
Speaker 2: see them wearing driving gloves? Do you think what's going on?
Speaker 2: Are you're like, oh cool?
Speaker 3: Are we? I was like, I would probably think like
Speaker 3: are we? Is this an old timey movie or something.
Speaker 3: I don't know anybody who could really pull that up right.
Speaker 2: It feels like such an affect. It's just like a.
Speaker 3: Jimmy Stewart, Carrie Grant, Jimmy Dean kind of thing, or
Speaker 3: like I don't know, like I don't who is driving?
Speaker 3: But also what's the outfit?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I really has to match the whole.
Speaker 3: Little It's not like it's not like ath leisure, right, if.
Speaker 2: You're just in your pajamas driving out with this beautiful
Speaker 2: pair of gloves.
Speaker 3: What do you think? I have to ask you? What
Speaker 3: is your opinion on people who wear foot flops in public?
Speaker 3: In LA?
Speaker 2: It's a very it's a tricky line to walk. I'll say.
Speaker 2: I feel like there are certain people I'm like, Wow,
Speaker 2: they're just comfortable with what they're doing. Then there's other
Speaker 2: are other people who I'm like, you could pull it
Speaker 2: together a little bit more, and you should give give
Speaker 2: it ten percent more effort.
Speaker 3: Put on a shoe.
Speaker 2: Put on a shoe, please. I I'm trying to think
Speaker 2: if I've ever wornd I mean, certainly in the past
Speaker 2: I have, but I don't think I would now. I
Speaker 2: think my feet are hideous, okay, and I don't want
Speaker 2: people looking at them. Yeah, And also it just feels
Speaker 2: too casual. It's just not I'm not on the beach, right,
Speaker 2: and LA streets are absolutely feilfilthy. What's your take?
Speaker 3: I think that, I mean, I have. I have been
Speaker 3: known to like walk out of the house to go
Speaker 3: collect something from a like the car right outside, like
Speaker 3: run out to get the mail in slides with my
Speaker 3: photix pose I do. I'm now really kind of solidly
Speaker 3: in the camp of don't ever wear them because it's
Speaker 3: you're like disgusting, because it's just gross, it's filthy, and
Speaker 3: I think it's I have more of a problem with
Speaker 3: that than not washing your hands after using the bathroom
Speaker 3: in a public restroom.
Speaker 2: That actually makes sense. My dick is not that dirty, right,
Speaker 2: everyone's basically kind of clean, hopefully.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I've showered like once or twice every day. Right,
Speaker 3: my generals This, sorry is gross, but my generals are
Speaker 3: probably the cleanest part of my.
Speaker 2: Body, right, you know what I mean? Just like and I.
Speaker 3: Like I don't really touch the apparatus.
Speaker 2: Wow, you're making a very good point here. Well, everyone stopped.
Speaker 3: I was listening to the podcast I listened to all
Speaker 3: the time, and they were they were incredulous, or like
Speaker 3: the amount of people it's a movie podcast and is
Speaker 3: like they were both saying, the amount of people I
Speaker 3: see walking out of the men's room or the women's
Speaker 3: room without washing your hands, it's like seventy percent. It's disgusting,
Speaker 3: it's unconscionable. It's filthy, it's gross, it's nasty. And I'm like, well,
Speaker 3: I think touching all of the fussts and the stuff
Speaker 3: is like nasty and like everything else, I just get
Speaker 3: in there. I don't. I just as little contact with
Speaker 3: the everything as possible. And then yeah, I don't know if.
Speaker 2: You washed yourself, that would be myself if you did.
Speaker 3: I know you always clean up the toilet.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, so now we're right now, this is dangerous territory.
Speaker 2: I do think you should be washing hands if you're
Speaker 2: cleaning up the toilet.
Speaker 3: But I'm using a lot of toilet paper.
Speaker 2: You've gotta be using a lot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's my hands. A lot of hands are
Speaker 3: not getting saturated with urine.
Speaker 2: Baseball, mit level of toilet.
Speaker 3: Of course, I have my mits on go everywhere. I
Speaker 3: think I'm digging myself into a really gross hole right
Speaker 3: now because I'm not making I mean I do sometimes
Speaker 3: wash my hands if I get up a plane, usually
Speaker 3: because of the plane, because of the plane disgusting the
Speaker 3: planes discussed.
Speaker 2: Yes, you know war so no, I mean, I I
Speaker 2: can see your argument here.
Speaker 3: I'm definitely saying like the world is disgusting.
Speaker 2: And yeah, like if you're walking around in La almost barefoot,
Speaker 2: you were walking through minimum animal p likely human pee.
Speaker 3: And if you're in San Francisco, there's a lot of
Speaker 3: human shit.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I mean all of this is happening constantly
Speaker 2: on these streets, on the sidewalks. And then you're like,
Speaker 2: if you're not showering before bed, Oh do you.
Speaker 3: Shower before No?
Speaker 2: I don't. But I've wear shoes in bed. I should
Speaker 2: you make a very good point. I'll be ready to
Speaker 2: go completely naked, choose.
Speaker 3: Laced loafers, you know, like from floor shine, ready for
Speaker 3: super shiny like dress shoes. Well, my grandmother was so
Speaker 3: hyper vigilant she would like sleep with one leg on
Speaker 3: the floor. Wow, I mean like she would be like this,
Speaker 3: Like I mean perched and prepped like at a moment's
Speaker 3: notice to just fly out of bed. I don't think
Speaker 3: it did her a lot.
Speaker 2: Of good in that, like the long run, now time
Speaker 2: still got her. No, do you shower before bed?
Speaker 3: I think it depends on what I do during the day.
Speaker 3: I think I'm generally more of a dirty person. I'm
Speaker 3: not OCD. I'm the opposite of OCD, which I think
Speaker 3: is a pig. And I don't like I'm glad. I'm
Speaker 3: not like super No.
Speaker 2: I mean like like it's kind of paralyzing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's really tough, and I think so, although sometimes
Speaker 3: it does does prevent me from allowing people in my
Speaker 3: home because like, for example, if like my friend came
Speaker 3: over the other day and I had anxiety, I was like,
Speaker 3: and I couldn't tell him not to go upstairs because
Speaker 3: I know he would. So now I'm thinking of like
Speaker 3: doing like a chain or like a gate or something.
Speaker 3: Because my bathroom was like looked like the room from Saw.
Speaker 3: It was so gross eye yeah, like so gross, like
Speaker 3: shamefully and like gross, like you need help, like professional help. Gross.
Speaker 3: But but then I, you know, I go through phases
Speaker 3: where I clean it and it's fine. Yeah, I are
Speaker 3: you super clean?
Speaker 2: I'm very tidy. I wouldn't say like a clean freak,
Speaker 2: but like I like things to be put away at
Speaker 2: the very least. But like getting out the lysol and
Speaker 2: like the bleach and everything to clean the house is
Speaker 2: not happening. I'll vacuum. Oh wait, we gotta talk about vacuums. Oh,
Speaker 2: I love to talk about vacuum.
Speaker 3: I recently learned. I recently learned the good news. I
Speaker 3: recently am like a born again vacuum person because for
Speaker 3: the longest time I thought, oh my god, of course
Speaker 3: it's the dice in, very fuck that dice in. It's
Speaker 3: the meala. What's this? M I E L E. Not paid,
Speaker 3: They don't know anything about me. But it is the
Speaker 3: only vacuum.
Speaker 2: Now, is this a bag vacuum?
Speaker 3: See here's the thing. Yes, and it's a quarded vacuum, which,
Speaker 3: if you're used to the battery powered not courted. But
Speaker 3: it's a tough transition. But guess what, this vacuum actually
Speaker 3: fucking works, whereas the diceon doesn't fucking work. And if
Speaker 3: you put it on a high that battery that'll give
Speaker 3: you about thirty eight seconds of activity. I'm battery powered.
Speaker 2: You've got that, you're gonna be recharging constantly.
Speaker 3: You put it on high, it's literally ten seconds.
Speaker 2: Then at you're exhausted.
Speaker 3: It's horrible. I get that. The convenience is very seductive.
Speaker 3: The lack of cord is very seductive.
Speaker 2: Go anywhere, take it on your.
Speaker 3: Trip, absolutely, you know. But and it is quite an
Speaker 3: adjustment because I'm a big vacuumer. I love the vacuum,
Speaker 3: and and the cord is is a real and it's
Speaker 3: a little heavy, and it's it's it's it's you know,
Speaker 3: but it works, it works, and it's expensive.
Speaker 2: How much does it cost?
Speaker 3: The one I bought was eight hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: Eight hundred dollars.
Speaker 3: I'm going to buy a vacuum. I'm never going to
Speaker 3: buy a vacuum. I'm never going to buy the right
Speaker 3: and the amount of time I use it, Oh, it's incredible.
Speaker 3: When you go to the store, they pour a bunch
Speaker 3: of kitty litter on the floor to like do the demonstration,
Speaker 3: and you're like, okay, I'll take it because it just works.
Speaker 2: What store is this?
Speaker 3: The vacuum store?
Speaker 2: I have to go. I want that it's.
Speaker 3: In it's called I think it's called Beverly Hills Vacuum
Speaker 3: and it's on Santa Monica Boulevard towards Beverly Hills.
Speaker 2: Did you expect this whole demo?
Speaker 3: I did not.
Speaker 2: Sound's delightful.
Speaker 3: Alwa was incredible. He was like an old dude. It's
Speaker 3: a small story. He's amazing, and he'll like show you
Speaker 3: all the models. And it looks like it like a
Speaker 3: fifties housewife kind of thing. Literally like really retro looking
Speaker 3: like the Smeg refrigerators.
Speaker 2: Oh I love yeah, yeah, I actually listened not to
Speaker 2: brag to an episode of a podcast about vacuums.
Speaker 3: What were they saying.
Speaker 2: Essentially what you're saying right now. You don't want to
Speaker 2: get one of these, like uh, I don't cordless, the
Speaker 2: cordless or the clear thing that shows you how much
Speaker 2: dust is going into it. They're like, get the old
Speaker 2: fashioned ones.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And the other thing they say on it is the
Speaker 2: best vacuuming is done as you're pulling backwards. Oh and
Speaker 2: this song was coming from a vacuum expert.
Speaker 3: That may kind of sense though, because it's you're not pushing.
Speaker 2: Right and you feel the drag, you really feel it
Speaker 2: sucking things.
Speaker 3: And then it's got the attachments, the ones for the rug,
Speaker 3: one for the hardwood floor, and the difference is so like, ooh,
Speaker 3: it's just so satisfying.
Speaker 2: Eight hundred dollars.
Speaker 3: It was eight hundred and fifty dollars to attacked. Yeah, it
Speaker 3: was like I was like, oof, and I know what,
Speaker 3: that's out of people's price range.
Speaker 2: But Dyson's are like four hundred dollars, right, I mean,
Speaker 2: a regular vacuum is not that cheap.
Speaker 3: No, And it's a very important part of a person
Speaker 3: with a homes life.
Speaker 2: It's a sort of like purchase like a mattress, where
Speaker 2: you're like, well, I'm using this concept.
Speaker 3: Ye, it's like a car purchase, right.
Speaker 2: I think you just justify it by like being don't
Speaker 2: I don't spend any money. I use this every single day. Yes,
Speaker 2: And so it's essentially since for a day.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, if you break it down, it's really like probably
Speaker 3: like ten rubles a day.
Speaker 2: Ten For ten rubles a day, you will be sucking
Speaker 2: up as much catlet as you want.
Speaker 3: Everything, all that shit will get sucked up. It really
Speaker 3: really works.
Speaker 2: So how long have you owned this vacuum? For?
Speaker 3: About two years now?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Okay, and I have no complaints.
Speaker 2: And was your house pretty dusty before? That was the
Speaker 2: vacuum not doing job well?
Speaker 3: I also sew in my I sewstomes in my home,
Speaker 3: so there's sequence everywhere.
Speaker 2: Means just notions, notions.
Speaker 3: Threads in carpet, right, So I really need that extra suckage.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 3: It just really gets me. It really does its job.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 2: I know. I think vacuuming is a very satisfying chore.
Speaker 2: You see the results immediately.
Speaker 3: It is immediate. Yeah, the dopamine hit is like yeah right,
Speaker 3: like damn, bam, damn sustained, Like awesome.
Speaker 2: Did you mow lawns as a kid.
Speaker 3: I've never mowed a lawn.
Speaker 2: It's a similar thing where you're like, oh, I'm seeing
Speaker 2: how clean, Like it's cleaning things up. I'm just I'm
Speaker 2: essentially just pushing something and it's the results are here.
Speaker 2: I don't have to wait.
Speaker 3: But doesn't it like fling the grass like.
Speaker 2: It depends on the lawnmower. The one I would use
Speaker 2: as a kid had a bag that had to be empty.
Speaker 3: To gotch job. That's that freshly?
Speaker 2: Oh, the smell is so nice. You're out in the sun.
Speaker 2: No complaints?
Speaker 3: What about what about the buggy or like the drive.
Speaker 2: What is that called a wheeled lawn no way, sit down,
Speaker 2: sit down lawnmower?
Speaker 3: A tractor.
Speaker 2: I don't know. That's rich people don't know what is
Speaker 2: that called. Is there an official thing for a lawnmower
Speaker 2: that you drive.
Speaker 3: Either a ride on mower or tractor mower?
Speaker 2: Tractor? Right? I don't think I would like that as much.
Speaker 3: M I mean, I think it's like that to me
Speaker 3: is in the same the same family as snowmobiles, and
Speaker 3: that's scary to me.
Speaker 2: But to be driving a lawnmower that goes as fast
Speaker 2: as a snowmobile, now there's an adventure.
Speaker 3: You will get a lot done in a day.
Speaker 2: My god, that feels like terrify her.
Speaker 3: For ye totally, Oh my god.
Speaker 2: A clown on a ride on?
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh well there was that. There was that movie
Speaker 3: where this the little child mode over her parents. Oh
Speaker 3: but I don't think it was. I don't think it
Speaker 3: was the tractor style.
Speaker 2: I think it was the right Oh, okay, okay, well
Speaker 2: the movies. I think we have a new idea for
Speaker 2: the movie business. Somebody drive over someone.
Speaker 3: Yes, and it could Hey listen, Damien Leone, please cast
Speaker 3: me in The Terrifier Part four and you can. I
Speaker 3: was trying to think of, like what it would be
Speaker 3: a fun way to kill me as a drag queen,
Speaker 3: And I'm like, I think he should like maybe like
Speaker 3: take my little heels and like gouge him in my
Speaker 3: eyeballs and then like and then have Art like punch
Speaker 3: a hole through my mouth in the back of my
Speaker 3: head and then stick my wig like through it and out.
Speaker 3: I don't know, like it'd be so cool. I really
Speaker 3: want to get killed by Art the clown. I'm just
Speaker 3: trying to put it out there.
Speaker 2: The next scene, I am run over by a lawnmar
Speaker 2: going seventy miles an hour. Yes, it's incredibly really, I mean, actually,
Speaker 2: do you know what I was going to ask you
Speaker 2: or tell you. I just recently saw for the first
Speaker 2: time The Hand that Rocks the Cradle? Oh my, how
Speaker 2: have I gone this long without saying this movie?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, delightful. In know Rebecca de Mornay is, Oh,
Speaker 3: Julianne Moore was fabulous than that.
Speaker 2: I'm surprised I didn't even know she was in it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like, oh, oh my god. When she's like
Speaker 3: she comes home, She's like where the fuck is clear?
Speaker 3: She's in the greenhouse, and it's like, oh my god.
Speaker 3: And then what she says to Solomon Peyton Flanners, which
Speaker 3: she's I cannot repeat it here, but she is so,
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's so.
Speaker 2: And then she kind of cracks the case with the
Speaker 2: wind window. It's so funny.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm looking for windshine, you know, I can get one.
Speaker 3: Missus Motte, oh so cunty. And it's just like, I
Speaker 3: don't know, if you know. I always like these, like
Speaker 3: beloved of movies of mine from the nineties. Sometimes I
Speaker 3: rewatch them. I'm like, oh god, this is trash, but
Speaker 3: I love that movie.
Speaker 2: It's very fun. I've told a couple other people that
Speaker 2: I watched it recently and they said to me, oh,
Speaker 2: it's so scary, and that was one element. I was like, no,
Speaker 2: it's not. It's very fun to watch.
Speaker 3: Hayten Flanders.
Speaker 2: That's what it's.
Speaker 3: What's what a pseudonym?
Speaker 2: I mean?
Speaker 3: If you're like that does that? That sounds very like
Speaker 3: I won't kill you if my name.
Speaker 2: Is completely asking anything about Peyton Flanders.
Speaker 3: Peyton Flanders, the breast Pump, the windshime. A lot of
Speaker 3: like little clues in that movie.
Speaker 2: Of course, her appearing from behind the school bus to
Speaker 2: be the nanny. Hello, I'm just a normal woman who
Speaker 2: wants a nanny job off the street. Yeah crazy, don't
Speaker 2: ask any questions. No, it's such a good time watching.
Speaker 3: The hand that rocks the cradle is the hand that
Speaker 3: rules the world. I've never heard that before. That's not expression.
Speaker 3: It's not an expression. It's not an expression.
Speaker 2: That's so not a pillow somewhere. I mean, it sounds
Speaker 2: so much like a real expression, though, you're like, oh,
Speaker 2: I guess I just never heard that one. But it's
Speaker 2: also so evil sounding.
Speaker 3: It's like what so I mean, it's like a really
Speaker 3: evil premise too, Like she's sexually assaulted by a gynecologist,
Speaker 3: and then and then that guy of colleges is out
Speaker 3: it commits suicide, and then his his widowed wife gets
Speaker 3: revenge on the woman who who like out.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like really fucked up, really really fucked up,
Speaker 3: very confused. The morning fucking plays evil very well.
Speaker 2: Oh, she's fantastic.
Speaker 3: Cutting that apple with the knife in.
Speaker 2: Like, oh, anybody cutting an apple with a knife, you
Speaker 2: know something's up, something that's going up. They're going to
Speaker 2: steal your husband or kill you in the house.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're they're breastfeeding your child. Yeah yeah, and they're
Speaker 3: they're sabotaging your friends. Yeah, it's crazy. What's your favorite movie?
Speaker 3: We'll say from the.
Speaker 2: Nineties, From the nineties, okay, I mean I could maybe
Speaker 2: we just say from the eighties, just so so I
Speaker 2: have an answer. I would say, I love It's it's
Speaker 2: probably a tie between After Hours and King of Comedy.
Speaker 3: I have seen neither of them.
Speaker 2: Neither of them.
Speaker 3: No, they're delightful, I'm sure. Is that Martin movies.
Speaker 2: And they're both like very out of his normal thing
Speaker 2: because they're kind of like surreal comedies, and they're both
Speaker 2: very funny, but very strange and like immediately entertaining in
Speaker 2: the way the eighties movies are where you're like, there's
Speaker 2: no boredom, you're just in.
Speaker 3: You love a movie that has not one extra fucking.
Speaker 2: Scene, like, no superpose.
Speaker 3: Moments, not one fucking sentence doesn't belong there, you know.
Speaker 2: Control it's great. What's your favorite movie?
Speaker 3: If I had, my quick answer is Witches of Eastwick.
Speaker 2: I've never seen it.
Speaker 3: It's fucking great And what every scenes fabri.
Speaker 2: Tonally is it creepy? Is it fun it's it's the
Speaker 2: super it's a it's a it's a.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's a thriller kind of. It's it's funny,
Speaker 3: it's sexy. It's like it's three women who discovered that
Speaker 3: they're witches and then that they conjure the devil to
Speaker 3: move into their small New England town played by Jack Nicholson,
Speaker 3: and then they become like this sex like well, I
Speaker 3: won't give it away, but it's amazing. And there's it's
Speaker 3: like cher Michelle fiv Ver, Susan Sarandon, Veronica Cartwright, who's
Speaker 3: a choose up the scenery something. Jenkins who plays he's great,
Speaker 3: and Jack Nicholson is just he is Jack Nicholson ing
Speaker 3: in this movie.
Speaker 2: He's such a good pull for the devil.
Speaker 3: He is so incredible in this role.
Speaker 2: Oh, I've got to see.
Speaker 3: You have to see it.
Speaker 2: Sounds delightful, you have to see it.
Speaker 3: The CG at the end is very unfortunate. Okay, right
Speaker 3: at the last bit, it gets very bad. It's just
Speaker 3: not they didn't really have that back then. It's like
Speaker 3: an eighty eight.
Speaker 2: I think there are certain movies I remember, like that
Speaker 2: whole Star Wars situation where they replace all of the
Speaker 2: special effects with like CG and it was a giant disaster.
Speaker 2: But I feel like if a movie has bad CG,
Speaker 2: we should go back and help him out right.
Speaker 3: I was like, you know, it's funny like this movie.
Speaker 3: Because of that, I think, oh, it should be Redone.
Speaker 3: It was like, no, because you cannot replace those three women.
Speaker 3: That's a trifecta.
Speaker 2: That cannot No, you're not going to find them again.
Speaker 2: Who would that possibly be?
Speaker 3: No, I mean it had to be like Emma Stone,
Speaker 3: there's not share is so share in in this movie.
Speaker 3: She's so fucking good.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm so excited. Maybe this is to share. Oh
Speaker 2: she's as an actor. Oh my god, she's Moonstruck is phenomenal.
Speaker 3: Yeah. My film critic friend and an author, she I
Speaker 3: was like having a tough time at while ago, and
Speaker 3: she's like, hey, if you really need like a pick
Speaker 3: me up, one of the like never feel good, feel
Speaker 3: good movies is Moonstruck. And I'd never seen it before,
Speaker 3: and she was one hundred percent right.
Speaker 2: So charming.
Speaker 3: It's charming, and it's lovely, and it's like an ethnic comedy.
Speaker 2: It's just so lovely and the mood is just right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Nicholas Cage is so funny and hot in it.
Speaker 2: He can be so funny. Yes, I love Raising Arizona,
Speaker 2: me too, such a good movie.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what's your favorite horror movie?
Speaker 2: Favorite? Okay? So this probably The Haunting? Okay, or like
Speaker 2: if and like I said, if I want to be
Speaker 2: genuinely scared the strangers.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and all I would live Tyler.
Speaker 2: With liv Tyler, and I'll say, this is not a
Speaker 2: horror movie, but it is so scary to me as Zodiac.
Speaker 2: I think the scariness of it is so well done
Speaker 2: that you're telling, Yes, what's your favorite horror movie?
Speaker 3: I would probably say I was want to say Candy Man,
Speaker 3: but it's not necessarily my like most like rewatchable horror movie.
Speaker 3: I like a night right now on Street part three. Okay,
Speaker 3: I've only seen the original Dream Warriors. I mean they
Speaker 3: all get cheesy, but like, yeah, no, no, I think
Speaker 3: the substance is definitely like up there. I think that's
Speaker 3: probably my favorite horror movie right now.
Speaker 2: Wow, yeah that makes sense. Yeah, but it also does
Speaker 2: oh oh no, go ahead.
Speaker 3: I mean it's not horror essentially, but kinds of kindness.
Speaker 2: Oh, I've only seen the first third of it.
Speaker 3: Okay, there's there's another two.
Speaker 2: Yes. I kind of went just thinking, oh, I know
Speaker 2: this is three things, so I get to see one
Speaker 2: and I'll get to see the next two.
Speaker 1: I need.
Speaker 3: I highly suggest you watch the next two because it's
Speaker 3: really it's an art film. Sure, I mean I can't like.
Speaker 3: I know my friends who like here not they don't
Speaker 3: watch subtitled movies or like you know that kind of
Speaker 3: uncultured smiles.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dumb people.
Speaker 3: They well, they hate it because it's like, what is
Speaker 3: this right?
Speaker 2: I don't want to think about this after I leave.
Speaker 3: It was so I was electrifized.
Speaker 2: I really liked the first third. Oh my god, I
Speaker 2: didn't leave like, oh I have to get out of here.
Speaker 2: It was just couky oh cooky.
Speaker 3: Your sex cult?
Speaker 2: Oh what yeah, no idea.
Speaker 3: When they test the purity of you by putting him
Speaker 3: in a super hot sona and then licking the salt
Speaker 3: from your belly button. Yes, did you see the part
Speaker 3: where she he makes her cut? No?
Speaker 2: No, I don't think the second one you're in it's
Speaker 2: it really is a perfect thing because you can just
Speaker 2: dip in and watch a forty five minute movie.
Speaker 3: I fucking love that because I'm like, I don't have
Speaker 3: the stamina or the endurance because I'm not on my
Speaker 3: if I'm watching a movie on my phone, of course,
Speaker 3: like I I'd rather just be on my phone right
Speaker 3: and not.
Speaker 2: Have a movie. I have a problem looking and just
Speaker 2: wasting my life away, and I'm going to do that
Speaker 2: rather than watch.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll just doom scroll and get carpor Tone and
Speaker 3: crick Mates. But in the but the movie has nothing
Speaker 3: to do that. Plus, I don't want to watch a
Speaker 3: movie that makes me want to look at my phone.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, no no. That's why I have
Speaker 2: to go to a movie theater.
Speaker 3: I love the theater.
Speaker 2: But this is mine And I've said this a million
Speaker 2: times on this podcast. I have that like movie past
Speaker 2: thing or whatever, first stubs member subs remember yeah, And
Speaker 2: so if a movie is over three hours long or
Speaker 2: three hours, I only see the first half. Then I
Speaker 2: leave get on it. And if I like the first half,
Speaker 2: I'll go back. But you're not You are not bapping me.
Speaker 3: Is very interesting.
Speaker 2: You gotta try it. The feeling of walking out halfway
Speaker 2: through it feels truly like you got out of jail.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, that's like when I left when I cut
Speaker 3: school to watch Hanging Up the movie and then then
Speaker 3: left like forty five minutes in. But I rarely walk
Speaker 3: out of a theater. I walked out of Twisters. Oh
Speaker 3: you walk because I my friend. My friend and I
Speaker 3: were like, we're gonna go see this. We know it's
Speaker 3: gonna be bad. It was so bad, it's a very stupid.
Speaker 3: There is a line the mom more a Tyranny says
Speaker 3: she always loved Weather, talking about her daughter, like she
Speaker 3: always loved Weather, Like, what the fuck so bad? We
Speaker 3: walked out before even like the finale set piece was over,
Speaker 3: like let's get the fuck out of here. Have you
Speaker 3: walked out of movies because you hated them?
Speaker 2: Yes, there have been a couple when I can't remember
Speaker 2: what they were, but they were like they're the sort
Speaker 2: of movie everybody like this is an entertaining bat I'm
Speaker 2: bored and it's enough. Yeah, it's like I don't need
Speaker 2: to be here anymore. But I wish I could think
Speaker 2: of them off the top of my head.
Speaker 3: You know, I was, and I was super tired, in
Speaker 3: a terrible mood when I saw May December, which I
Speaker 3: really regret because it's so good. It is like when
Speaker 3: I read a bunch of criticism about it. It's like, oh,
Speaker 3: that's not the movie I saw. Damn it. I need
Speaker 3: to rewatch it. Yeah, because it's kind of it's like again,
Speaker 3: not for like a dummy.
Speaker 2: Right, there's like a discomfort that like you have to Yeah,
Speaker 2: the nuance is the discomfort. You're like, oh, there's a
Speaker 2: reason for this. Yeah, that movie. I was shocked that
Speaker 2: I watched it through the entire thing at home without
Speaker 2: looking at my phone.
Speaker 3: That's impressive.
Speaker 2: I mean, yes, all credit to me and not the movie.
Speaker 3: What about Killers of the Flower Moon? Who saw that
Speaker 3: in the theater?
Speaker 2: Okay, now I have to do it reveals it. I
Speaker 2: went with people to see it, and I was trapped
Speaker 2: for the whole thing.
Speaker 3: Did you have a pea bag or catheter?
Speaker 2: I had to leave. I had to like walk out
Speaker 2: and pee halfway through the movie. Oh yeah, because you're like,
Speaker 2: now I've lost a view.
Speaker 3: Part of it. It's a pivotal plot point, and then
Speaker 3: you have no reference for like the or contacts. I
Speaker 3: can't leave the theater. I can't leave the theater.
Speaker 2: I had read the book, so I knew what was going. Yeah, everyone,
Speaker 2: let's repeat that I had read the book. I read books,
Speaker 2: but and I will say, unfortunately the book is better.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, I mean it often is.
Speaker 2: It's a I mean it's a it's also a history book,
Speaker 2: so the details are just way more interesting. But I
Speaker 2: sat through, I think a Scorsese movie. You're like, I
Speaker 2: guess I'll give it to you. You're eighty years old
Speaker 2: and you made this thing. I'll watch your ninety hour film.
Speaker 3: She's almost four hours. That one that was like three
Speaker 3: and a half, good long hours.
Speaker 2: And you walk out of the theater and you're not
Speaker 2: in a different state.
Speaker 3: Oh it's it's so sad and horrible.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you should be traveling if it takes that long.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean the Great Airplane Movie.
Speaker 2: I've gotten really bad at watching airplane movies. I don't
Speaker 2: know why, Well do you do that thing?
Speaker 3: I know a lot of people do this. I for
Speaker 3: some reason do. I put on my own movie, but
Speaker 3: then I watched somebody else's movie.
Speaker 2: Of course, you're distracted. I can't help, but I want
Speaker 2: to know what's going on in their brain that made
Speaker 2: them watch that movie.
Speaker 3: I watch it even if I don't want to watch it,
Speaker 3: Like I could have the movie I've always wanted to
Speaker 3: see on my screen. But then they're watching like Love
Speaker 3: Is Blind season three, and I'll have to watch it.
Speaker 3: It's so weird.
Speaker 2: You want to know what's going on over there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm curious about Carol Cincinnati.
Speaker 2: I hope there's a Carol from Cincinnati on it.
Speaker 3: Of course there is.
Speaker 2: She's ninety five.
Speaker 3: Have you ever seen somebody cry on an airplane?
Speaker 2: I've cried on an airplane because I think there have
Speaker 2: been some sort of studies where you're just like weirdly
Speaker 2: more emotional at Yeah, something happens to your body where
Speaker 2: it's like kind of like being sick. Because if I
Speaker 2: watch something while I'm sick.
Speaker 3: I'll cry.
Speaker 2: I've cried at Shark Tank while having strapped throat.
Speaker 3: I remember, watched it like Toyota than commercials.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this sort of thing will just make me sob
Speaker 2: Have you ever seen, I mean you must have seen
Speaker 2: somebody crying on a plane?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Was it like a hysterical No?
Speaker 3: No, not like a not like a whaling. Okay, not
Speaker 3: like a like a North Korean funeral whaling, not like that.
Speaker 3: But like, i I'll definitely cry. I I'm you're right,
Speaker 3: I'm definitely more susceptible to like emotional. It gets sat
Speaker 3: on airplanes.
Speaker 2: Like you could like be more manipulated, and I think
Speaker 2: that's why movies are more enjoyable on planes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, flying sucks.
Speaker 2: It's the worst feeling in the world. It's getting worse
Speaker 2: and worse.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I was, I was, Uh my friend
Speaker 3: was telling me about how like back in the day,
Speaker 3: like on the Concord or whatever, it would be like,
Speaker 3: you know, smoking and like steak Diane and clams casino
Speaker 3: and people would be like, you know, no seatbells and
Speaker 3: they're swing dance and then the thing, you know, it's
Speaker 3: like a wild like crazy, yeah, exciting.
Speaker 2: Bring that bad Yeah, bring back the glamour.
Speaker 3: Yeah, bring back the people would dress up to go
Speaker 3: to the airport, you know, and like it would be
Speaker 3: a whole event and kind of like I don't know,
Speaker 3: like going out on a Saturday night and you know,
Speaker 3: smoking cigars and stuff.
Speaker 2: It's not worse than a bus.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's worse than It's way worse than a bus
Speaker 3: and scarier. Yeah, And I still just don't really understand
Speaker 3: why we have the farce of TSA and all that stuff.
Speaker 2: Oh that's also and I'm sorry, but the liquids, the
Speaker 2: three ounces. I'm like, I'm we've got a.
Speaker 3: So crazy in a country that allows like gun violence.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean. You cannot take your shampoo.
Speaker 3: You cannot take four ounces of albaline makeup remover, but
Speaker 3: you can buy a gun today. Yeah, anyway, four guns
Speaker 3: today actually, Like it's so fucking crazy.
Speaker 2: And they won't even as far as I know, let
Speaker 2: you bring on like a larger bottle that has less
Speaker 2: than three ounces. If it's a larger bottle and still
Speaker 2: has liquid in it, that doesn't matter. They'll like you
Speaker 2: throw it away in the UK.
Speaker 3: Like traveling within England, they're so fucking strict in Australia
Speaker 3: to it's just so flop flops.
Speaker 2: And if you're I'm part of the pre check thing,
Speaker 2: I bother, let me take my things through.
Speaker 3: I'm a trusted traveler, very global entry. But I should
Speaker 3: be able to walk in with the machine exactly. I
Speaker 3: should be able to walk in with just strap with
Speaker 3: the water bottles, guns in my like guns in a holster,
Speaker 3: knives like flamethrower. Come on, wait, let me ask you
Speaker 3: have if you could have Oh, I have two questions.
Speaker 3: If you could become fluent in a language by chopping
Speaker 3: off one of your fingers. Oh, which would you and which.
Speaker 2: Finger or which language?
Speaker 3: Both?
Speaker 2: Okay? I would probably do Uh. I would probably do
Speaker 2: my one of my ring fingers. I feel like that's
Speaker 2: probably the least necessary and I'm trying to think either
Speaker 2: practical or interesting, and I would probably go. I would
Speaker 2: probably pick Japanese, okay, because it's not as practical, it's
Speaker 2: not as useful as many places, but I think.
Speaker 3: It's an interesting, very handy in Japan.
Speaker 2: Yes, go to Japan almost nowhere else? What about you?
Speaker 3: I would probably, I mean I would want to give
Speaker 3: like a whole hand up I do. I would do
Speaker 3: both ring fingers that do Mandarin, and then I would
Speaker 3: do Arabic.
Speaker 2: Oh, both probably difficult languages to learn exactly finish impossible,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 3: And then I would even though I know like I'm
Speaker 3: like beginner intermediate in Russian, I just want to be
Speaker 3: absolutely fluent in Russian. There's still a lot of places
Speaker 3: I speak person and then we do where pasta is
Speaker 3: like some Middle Eastern language, and then I think that's it.
Speaker 2: I would get fingers. I would have I would have
Speaker 2: like you'd be able to like open drawers, yeah, pitch
Speaker 2: people I'd have my.
Speaker 3: Like latex penguin gloves.
Speaker 2: I can't believe they don't have in the Penguin TV show.
Speaker 2: They should have done the finger thing at the very least.
Speaker 3: Okay, so what in the hell is it? Okay?
Speaker 2: Everything about your reaction right now is summing up how.
Speaker 3: I By the way, wait, I just have to say,
Speaker 3: I love press teach television. It keeps my blood red.
Speaker 3: I love I yearn and live for a Sunday night
Speaker 3: musty TV moment, of course, And now I don't know
Speaker 3: that doesn't exist anymore. Really, No, but these with these
Speaker 3: well produced, well written, big budget mega watts star awesome
Speaker 3: musty TV moments series, fucking love that ship. Love that ship.
Speaker 3: But the Penguin for me is not that it's where
Speaker 3: it's real. It wants to be grounded in reality. There's
Speaker 3: no supernatural elements whatsoever.
Speaker 2: There's a possibility for that. The guy is called the
Speaker 2: Penguin based on a character that usually has like a
Speaker 2: penguin assistant or something.
Speaker 3: Right, is he just he has a limp? That's why
Speaker 3: they call me kind of.
Speaker 2: Ugly and has a limp. He doesn't.
Speaker 3: Just love the cold, Yeah, I like he's just like
Speaker 3: a mob guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's kind of like a bad tony soprano.
Speaker 3: And it's Colin Farrell, Like that man is so hot. Yeah,
Speaker 3: she just cast an ugly actors. There's could have been
Speaker 3: Oh my god, so many incredible ugly actors, like especially men,
Speaker 3: tons like tons. But I just watched The Perfect Couple
Speaker 3: on Netflix, which I call Shitty Little Lotus because it's
Speaker 3: big Little Lives plus the White Lotus. But it doesn't
Speaker 3: watch about six minutes. My god, Nicole's wig is just
Speaker 3: so unwatched. It's just so it's so flagrant and horrible.
Speaker 2: And it's like it's it's a category of like wanting
Speaker 2: to be campy that and that doesn't work for me.
Speaker 3: It just never finds the right It's it's like it's
Speaker 3: shitty Little Lotus.
Speaker 2: That's such a perfect Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think it is the perfect way to describe it.
Speaker 3: But I watched Shrinking.
Speaker 2: Oh I haven't seen Shrinking.
Speaker 3: I adore it. Oh Harrison for Jason Siegel, and I
Speaker 3: can't remember the other actors well.
Speaker 2: Former guests of the show. Michael Ury's in it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love he's fabulous. Yes, I met him a
Speaker 3: few times. He is fabulous in it. Great writing and lovable,
Speaker 3: funny characters, adult people saying adult words, having adult relationships
Speaker 3: grounded in reality like their therapists, and Michael Hurry is
Speaker 3: a lawyer and it it's just so. I love it
Speaker 3: so much. Oh, I watched The Holes whatever you can watch,
Speaker 3: I watched it all yesterday.
Speaker 2: Well, what a recommendation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I highly recommend it. Harrison Board is like this
Speaker 3: older disgruntled therapist with Parkinson's, and Jason Siegel is like
Speaker 3: a therapist too. It's just so, it's I love it. It's
Speaker 3: just a breath of fresh air.
Speaker 2: Have you watched Disclaimer?
Speaker 3: That came on automatically after I've finished shrinking. I don't
Speaker 3: know if I'm on board.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to figure out if I like it or not.
Speaker 2: It reminds me. The thing I like is it reminds
Speaker 2: me a bit of like those like late nineties, early
Speaker 2: thousands thrillers for adults.
Speaker 3: Well, like Disclosure, Yes, Exclaim, that's what I think of,
Speaker 3: Like indecent proposal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very much in that tone.
Speaker 3: I want it. I love that genre a movie where
Speaker 3: it's like those are movies.
Speaker 2: For adults, yes, strictly for like teenagers are gonna think
Speaker 2: this is adult.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like and sometimes they really fly off the
Speaker 3: like I would say Basic Instinct is one of those
Speaker 3: completely Oh my god. Really Paul Verhoven is like that
Speaker 3: motherfucker is crazy. Have you seen Benedetta?
Speaker 2: No, I haven't even heard of this.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's I think it's his most recent film. It's
Speaker 3: a French movie, takes place in like the movie like
Speaker 3: sixteenth century in a convent, a lesbian noun thriller. Oh,
Speaker 3: stigmata like lesbian stigmata. None. And the lead of Virginie
Speaker 3: Fira is like this hot blonde actress And there's a
Speaker 3: moment where when she's a little girl, a statue of
Speaker 3: the Virgin Mary falls on her and she licks the tip.
Speaker 3: It's great. It's a great I highly recommend it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh and Love Lies Bleeding? Have you seen that?
Speaker 2: Wait? Oh? I loved it.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 2: I couldn't call it to mind because the title doesn't
Speaker 2: quite match what the movie is, right.
Speaker 3: I thought of it because she did her first movie
Speaker 3: Glass with Saint Maude, which, oh, that's fucking cool. Crisp
Speaker 3: eighty nine minutes.
Speaker 2: And Love Life Is Bleeding is kind of in that
Speaker 2: same category.
Speaker 3: What about Ed Harrison that, oh, he's so chomping and
Speaker 3: chomping it up, so that motherfucker is so grizzled and
Speaker 3: to such glorious effect.
Speaker 2: Such a character character, and the movie is just entertaining
Speaker 2: from start to finish and has the ending is like,
Speaker 2: I'm like, they earned this bizarre thing that's happening.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's dirty, it's horny, it's nasty, it's kind
Speaker 3: of it's weird, it's like outrageous. I loved it. Yes,
Speaker 3: Christen Stewart is a raunchy dike.
Speaker 2: She's so good in this And who's the bodybuilding?
Speaker 3: No, I'm not sure what her name is, just fabulous,
Speaker 3: she's really good.
Speaker 2: I feel like kat O'Brien, Katie O'Brien, good old Katie O'Brien,
Speaker 2: Kati O'Brien reach out. Yes, I wonder if this is
Speaker 2: her first movie.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm interesting because I had never heard of her and
Speaker 2: I was like, this person is fabulous, unbelievable.
Speaker 3: Wait, someone mentioned the other day like this, uh, the
Speaker 3: trend of actors who are doing these Marvel movies or
Speaker 3: action movies when they do go in the press junket
Speaker 3: and they're talking about all the unseasoned chicken they had
Speaker 3: to eat. Oh right, just say you did fucking steroids. Yes,
Speaker 3: you did steroids. We all know you took steroids. Yes,
Speaker 3: like you got anabolic steroids to create this body.
Speaker 2: Because it's literally impossible otherwise.
Speaker 3: Because in nine months you can't go from a relatively
Speaker 3: regular kind of fit human body to Arnold Schwartzene.
Speaker 2: No, it's just it's impossible.
Speaker 3: But they're like, oh my god, eat so much broccoli
Speaker 3: and spinach and chicken every two hours in my training.
Speaker 3: I was like yeah, and then also stereod.
Speaker 2: Yes, you were shooting out crazy. Also, why does the
Speaker 2: chicken have to be unseasoned?
Speaker 3: Throw some salt and PEPPERI or those saracha or whatever.
Speaker 2: Calorie free like car free. You can have all sorts
Speaker 2: of flavorful chicken.
Speaker 3: Even when they when they try to say, oh, I
Speaker 3: had to blend it up and drink it, I.
Speaker 2: Was like, no, you know you did took it.
Speaker 3: Put a needle in your ass, you fucking liar. God.
Speaker 3: I hate that's it is this.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's the same thing with ozempic, where it's
Speaker 2: like we all just know that this works, and like
Speaker 2: you're kind of creating a problem for normal people. When
Speaker 2: you're saying that you didn't cheat. Yeah, it's like just
Speaker 2: say I wanted this and I cheated.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why I like Russia so much. They cheat
Speaker 3: no matter what, Like yeah, liked sports like they will
Speaker 3: find a way to cheat no matter what because it's
Speaker 3: about winning. So it's like they're not playing by the
Speaker 3: same rules because they're like, don't you is this about winning? Great,
Speaker 3: so we're gonna win according to your rules, and it's
Speaker 3: like it's so it's so cunty. I mean, they've got
Speaker 3: band from the Olympics, but like it was like, do
Speaker 3: you receive the documentary about the doping and no?
Speaker 2: And I wanted to.
Speaker 3: I've heard it because they they had like separate labs.
Speaker 3: I mean they really went the full like they really
Speaker 3: really really scammed the Olympics.
Speaker 2: The need and want to win a sport, love it
Speaker 2: good for glory, glory, and I should say that part
Speaker 2: is cheating. I feel like with oseempic, it's not so
Speaker 2: much cheating, it's just like this is a thing that
Speaker 2: you can do it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think honestly, this is not I don't think
Speaker 3: this would. I think athletes to be able to do
Speaker 3: whatever they want turn into monsters. It turn into absolute
Speaker 3: like hideous monsters to get there.
Speaker 2: Interesting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like do whatever it takes, like I mean, take
Speaker 3: all the steroids, like take every single drug, do whatever
Speaker 3: it takes to win, and then that'd be so interesting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, to see this absolute monster riding a bicycle, or like.
Speaker 3: This beast in the water with like there's grown fins
Speaker 3: or whatever it is, Like this letter.
Speaker 2: Rimp, let's see things we haven't seen before. We've we've
Speaker 2: watched normal people win.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's no real level playing field. It's all political.
Speaker 3: It's all people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, go for it. Become an absolute thing from another
Speaker 2: realm and win the goal. I'm behind you. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: love that shit. Well, is there anything left we need
Speaker 2: to say about tampons?
Speaker 3: Uh, I'm not really sure. I've never used by myself,
Speaker 3: but I know that many women in my life swear
Speaker 3: by them.
Speaker 2: What an unbelievably practical it's It is the sort of
Speaker 2: thing where it's like two people who cannot speak to
Speaker 2: it that much, but it's such a practical thing that
Speaker 2: now it's just a great gift.
Speaker 3: Yes, something to have in the house. Yes, like band aids, Yes,
Speaker 3: band aids, Adville, Adville. I thank you. Also, I was
Speaker 3: going to bring something that was like quirky and weird,
Speaker 3: but I was like, I don't want to bring a
Speaker 3: dagger so many of them. I didn't want to bring
Speaker 3: in the lizard because so bulky, and you would have
Speaker 3: broken the tail. And then I was like, would you want.
Speaker 2: That's an assumption that I would have broken the nose.
Speaker 2: It's very fragile and the very careful. And then the
Speaker 2: last thing was a candle snuffer, which I thought was like,
Speaker 2: too weird. And if you bring me a candle snuffer,
Speaker 2: you should bring me old fashioned pajamas and the hat.
Speaker 3: Yeah, totally, and a candle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a candle lot for the whole scrooge. Look, but no,
Speaker 2: this can just go beneath the bathroom cabinet. And now
Speaker 2: of them to forty five. This could last me who
Speaker 2: knows a long time, a long time, or if I
Speaker 2: have tons of women that need them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, for the women to retreat your host, yes, next week?
Speaker 2: Can well?
Speaker 3: Oh wait, I do have something to promote.
Speaker 2: Oh, but this is the exact time because we're about
Speaker 2: to play a game.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's do it.
Speaker 2: And I need a number between one and ten from you.
Speaker 3: Seven.
Speaker 2: Okay, I have to do some light calculating to get
Speaker 2: our game pieces. So right now you have the mic,
Speaker 2: you can recommend, promote, do whatever you want.
Speaker 3: Right Okay, So I and meet a Trixy mattel in myself.
Speaker 3: We will be going on the road doing live podcasts,
Speaker 3: and you should come because some of the cities are
Speaker 3: not selling very well right now. And you can get
Speaker 3: the information to where those places are at Trixy and
Speaker 3: katchilive dot com. And then also be nice to each
Speaker 3: other and pick up your garbage, don't litter, give a hoot,
Speaker 3: and yeah, don't worry about drinking so much water.
Speaker 2: A bunch of dehydrated people keeping the streets clean. I
Speaker 2: feel like we kind of fell off with the litter message.
Speaker 3: I would honestly sometimes I feel that I would sooner
Speaker 3: forgive murder then throwing McDonald's back out the window onto
Speaker 3: the street.
Speaker 2: Serious, what a wild thing for a human to do,
Speaker 2: to just be like not mine.
Speaker 3: You know, my friend who used to driving to school
Speaker 3: in high school did it all the time.
Speaker 2: That would just never even occur.
Speaker 3: The whole bag too, like if we got all like
Speaker 3: like you know, like true literary orders, like a bag
Speaker 3: like it's this much bigger than this just out the
Speaker 3: window onto the middle of the suburban street. I was like,
Speaker 3: you're such a fucking asshole.
Speaker 2: But there was that through the I feel like the
Speaker 2: eighties and nineties there were such a strong like do
Speaker 2: not litter, don't be a litter bug. I think climate
Speaker 2: change kind of overtook that messaging, but we should still
Speaker 2: be telling people don't throw shit out your window. No.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm like, you know, recycled world, it all
Speaker 3: goes to trash island. It's it's like scam. But I mean,
Speaker 3: but don't. Yeah, like you have the choice to, Like,
Speaker 3: I mean, I will keep something in my car or
Speaker 3: like on my person, rather.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna throw it on the No, I would
Speaker 2: feel guilty for weeks.
Speaker 3: Although you know what, the absolute hypocrisy of me is
Speaker 3: that sometimes I throw my cigarette butts on the ground.
Speaker 2: Okay, and that fun is weirdly accepted. I don't know
Speaker 2: why we've decided that.
Speaker 3: I don't know why we've also described decided that they're free.
Speaker 3: Like do you have a stigrette? It's like this a dollar,
Speaker 3: you know? Do you have a pizza? Pizza? Like we
Speaker 3: don't say that barters.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, this is how we play the game. It's
Speaker 2: called we're playing Gift a Curse. And I should mention
Speaker 2: that we now this is a big announcement. We have
Speaker 2: a home version of Gifter a Curse. It's a card game.
Speaker 2: It is incredible. It's the same beautiful tension and excitement
Speaker 2: that you hear on this podcast. And now you can
Speaker 2: take it home and you can hurt feelings and you
Speaker 2: can cause family rifts. We're headed into the holidays and
Speaker 2: you can become kind of the person in control of
Speaker 2: the game. And everybody's going to be giving their opinions
Speaker 2: via card. It's delightful. You've got to go to exactly
Speaker 2: rightstore dot com uh to get it. That's where you
Speaker 2: get the merch. You know, the most beautiful sweatshirt I've
Speaker 2: ever seen. And now this card game that is it's
Speaker 2: going to ruin the holidays for everyone. And I can
Speaker 2: guarantee that you've got to get a copy today. Is
Speaker 2: there anything else I need to see? Say? No, there's
Speaker 2: You can also just google I said no Gifts Merch.
Speaker 2: If that's more your speed, do whatever you need to do.
Speaker 2: Here's how we play the game. I'm gonna name three
Speaker 2: things you're going to tell me if they are a
Speaker 2: gift or a curse and why, and then I'll tell
Speaker 2: you if you're right or wrong, because there are correct answers,
Speaker 2: and there's a strong chance you'll walk away a huge loser. Okay,
Speaker 2: you walked in a loser, You walk out a loser,
Speaker 2: born a loser. Okay. This first one is from a
Speaker 2: listener named Ann a gift or a curse being part
Speaker 2: of a family in which all of the members' names
Speaker 2: start with the same letter except for your name. And
Speaker 2: she gives an example Kim Kelby, Kinsley, Kiren, and Joel.
Speaker 2: Oh those names.
Speaker 3: That's crazy. That's a curse. That's a gift.
Speaker 2: Oh that's a gift. Why?
Speaker 3: No, it's a curse. Why because what are the what
Speaker 3: are your parents proclaiming about you? Or what are they
Speaker 3: trying to curse you with or like annoint you with?
Speaker 3: That's you know, I don't like that. I mean, I
Speaker 3: have a friend who comes from a Mormon family. I
Speaker 3: think eight siblings all.
Speaker 2: Come from a Mormon family named A And that's what
Speaker 2: I was gonna say. This is very Mormon, where Like
Speaker 2: I knew a lot of Mormon families growing.
Speaker 3: Up, j one with one outlier, though.
Speaker 2: With no outliers.
Speaker 3: It was always like it's fucking crazy.
Speaker 2: There was like a ten family, ten sibling family, all j's.
Speaker 2: But you're saying, you're saying curse.
Speaker 3: I'm I think it's a curse. I think it's a
Speaker 3: curse growing up, and then it would be a gift
Speaker 3: as in adulthood, Okay, it would transition, but curse overall. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's a it's a it's an insult. Honestly, I think
Speaker 3: it's like the scarlet letter in a way, you know.
Speaker 2: Caught you wrong. It's a gift. Why your mommy and
Speaker 2: Daddy's angel.
Speaker 3: You're the special one, you know, like those other fucking ugly.
Speaker 2: These losers are dud give them a kay name or
Speaker 2: let's try.
Speaker 3: We were hoping for a Brenda, but all we got
Speaker 3: were katies, you know, like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, and then you come along and suddenly you're
Speaker 2: the prince or princess and the rest of your life
Speaker 2: is set. No.
Speaker 3: I really think it depends on what the what order
Speaker 3: it is you're born at.
Speaker 2: The spotlight is on that moment you're coming out of
Speaker 2: mommy and your brand, I mean it.
Speaker 3: Was, you know the course. The country. Thing I'm thinking
Speaker 3: about is Caitlin Kayln with a sea.
Speaker 2: Oh, with a sea. That's right, that's it was. That
Speaker 2: was a full statement, but with a parent naming. It's
Speaker 2: I mean, it's another type of statement, and it's here's
Speaker 2: the star. Get rid of the rest of these kids,
Speaker 2: put them up for adoption and just keep this one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but throw them out in the street, take them
Speaker 3: to trash island.
Speaker 2: Okay, so zero out of zero so far. Number two.
Speaker 2: This is from someone named Stephen Giftter a curse saying
Speaker 2: bio break instead of bathroom break when taking a break
Speaker 2: during a meeting.
Speaker 3: Bio is in biology biological No, no, no, because the
Speaker 3: first thing I thought it was like I have to
Speaker 3: leave the room to update my bio and that's not no. No,
Speaker 3: although way, I mean, obviously we've flopped on bathrooms in
Speaker 3: this society, Like there should be no journals, there should
Speaker 3: just be single stall. Yeah, windows in every completely all
Speaker 3: gender whatever. Yeah, I've never heard of that. That's the thing.
Speaker 2: Bio break, bio break. It's a curse. You're right, it's
Speaker 2: complete crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean, I people love the idea of somebody like
Speaker 2: stepping out to the bio.
Speaker 3: No, it would be like like Sue stepping out to
Speaker 3: do the activator, that's what it would be.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's something about there's like a very like substance,
Speaker 2: like there's a wetness to it. That bathroom doesn't bring everyone.
Speaker 2: If you're saying I've got to take a bio break
Speaker 2: to the rest of your coworkers, you are a problem
Speaker 2: at the office.
Speaker 3: Yes you are. You are not getting invited to drinks afterwork,
Speaker 3: it's for sure bio break.
Speaker 2: If that's a new trend among office workers. I don't
Speaker 2: know what to say to anybody. What's the what's the
Speaker 2: logic behind that? Or just say I have to leave
Speaker 2: the room.
Speaker 3: What about ryo break?
Speaker 2: I have to go freeze yourself seconds? Okay? Well, okay,
Speaker 2: so you've gotten one right so far, very okay. And finally,
Speaker 2: this is a we don't know who this came from,
Speaker 2: so rest in peace, gift to a curse. When your
Speaker 2: dog hates one of your friends but loves everyone else,
Speaker 2: this is kind of thematically tied to the first and weirdly.
Speaker 3: That's you know, I don't know because I I I'm
Speaker 3: gonna get I'm not I'm gonna get a lot of
Speaker 3: hate for this, But I don't hate animals. Of course,
Speaker 3: but I don't love them.
Speaker 2: No animal has love from you.
Speaker 3: Uh no, no, no. I mean like I could say, oh
Speaker 3: my god, that dog is so cute, or that cat
Speaker 3: is really interesting, or that owl is so wonderful, but like,
Speaker 3: I don't have pets. I'm never gonna have pets.
Speaker 2: They're not for you.
Speaker 3: No, they're not for me. And so like other people's pets,
Speaker 3: it's like other people's children. I don't want to touch them.
Speaker 3: I don't want to talk to them. I don't want
Speaker 3: them to touch me or talk to me. That's how
Speaker 3: I feel about that. So I don't I forget what the.
Speaker 2: Question when your dog hates one of your to be me,
Speaker 2: that's gonna be me. I felt like it was.
Speaker 3: And also like I've been I've been at many times
Speaker 3: in the situation of go to this person's house for
Speaker 3: the first time and they forget to mention, Oh, by
Speaker 3: the way, I have six Rottweilers that will that will
Speaker 3: charge you as the doorbell rings, Like you need to
Speaker 3: like tell me that, because that is fucking scary. Like
Speaker 3: pit bulls, I feel like, don't worry, they're friendly. They're
Speaker 3: scratching my eyes out and jumping all over me.
Speaker 2: Like people as a dog lover, I.
Speaker 3: Hate dogs, but you know what I mean, I think
Speaker 3: some people.
Speaker 2: Are very cavalier about how their dogs behave. It's like
Speaker 2: you have got to be very conscious of that. Not
Speaker 2: everyone is comfortable with animals.
Speaker 3: And also they bark loudly sometimes all night. Like I
Speaker 3: was at this house where like two enormous fucking dogs,
Speaker 3: uncontrollable mm hmm, super aggressive, very physical, and then they
Speaker 3: wouldn't shut the fuck up. I was like, you know this,
Speaker 3: this is a bad hosting trait. It's like you're not
Speaker 3: good at that anyways.
Speaker 2: So you're saying, curse, it's a gift, or it could.
Speaker 3: Be like it's a it's a gift to sess out evil.
Speaker 2: Well, this is what I'm this is why it's a gift.
Speaker 2: You're you're not getting the point too late? You I mean,
Speaker 2: did not not saved by.
Speaker 3: The bell it to identify you?
Speaker 2: Yeah? What the dog knows something. They know something about
Speaker 2: this person, whether they're possessed, whether they will betray you.
Speaker 2: I believe it.
Speaker 3: They can smell the future betrayal. They can smell the
Speaker 3: breast pump, they can smell and they can hear the
Speaker 3: wind chime. They can hear the wind chime, ohring house
Speaker 3: for you.
Speaker 2: Dogs have the spirit of Julianne Moore. Yes, and they
Speaker 2: know a bad egg when they see it. And when
Speaker 2: one dog is barking or harassing just one friend, it's
Speaker 2: because that person's bad news.
Speaker 3: Yeah, bad news. They're trying to steal your baby, fuck
Speaker 3: your husband, and kill your best friend.
Speaker 2: It's time to hire a private investigator and have them
Speaker 2: track this person. We got one out of three, so.
Speaker 3: That's basically totally great.
Speaker 2: That's one hundred percent as far as I know.
Speaker 3: Wait, did you take the SATs?
Speaker 2: I took the acts.
Speaker 3: Oh what did you get?
Speaker 2: I got a twenty nine.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you're smart, you're smarty.
Speaker 2: No, I feel like smart as thirty or above.
Speaker 3: Oh I thought it went up to thirty, only.
Speaker 2: It goes up to I think thirty four.
Speaker 3: Oh god, you're a dumb ass.
Speaker 2: That's a complete dumb That's amazing, right, No, it's not good.
Speaker 2: I think it's like, oh, well he can read and
Speaker 2: is okay okay, But I mean I guess if you
Speaker 2: got a four that would also be a problem. So
Speaker 2: I guess twenty nine is twenty five points more than
Speaker 2: four five. So I'm demonstrating my math skills. You took
Speaker 2: the SAT Yeah, and what did you get?
Speaker 3: I will not tell you lie. Yeah, I mean I
Speaker 3: have friends who've got sixteen hundred's Is that top? That's perfect?
Speaker 2: Okay, incredible? Yeah, but where are they now? Four hours?
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're not on this podcast, certainly not in Holly
Speaker 3: would They're taking bio breaks at their shitty office jobs.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's firce though.
Speaker 2: I mean I feel like standardized tessing we're kind of
Speaker 2: finding out is not good, right, yeah, I mean not.
Speaker 3: An indicator of like potential success or whatever. It's even.
Speaker 3: But did you take AP courses?
Speaker 2: I did take AP courses Political science, history, English? I
Speaker 2: think those probably those? What are the other ones are?
Speaker 3: I mean there's biology, there's I think I took. I
Speaker 3: think it's really tough.
Speaker 2: I can handle biology. Chemistry and physics are hard for me.
Speaker 3: I never took chemistry physics. What did you get on
Speaker 3: this test?
Speaker 2: I think all of those I barely got like threes,
Speaker 2: you know, which is like a barely passing right except
Speaker 2: on English and decent in English. Five I think is
Speaker 2: not a five. I've probably got a four. Yeah, there's
Speaker 2: no perfection in my life not.
Speaker 3: Hard to believe.
Speaker 2: Did you take AP force I took.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I took AP French Language and AP French literature.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, that's really classy.
Speaker 3: Oh it was extremely classy when I was because I
Speaker 3: skipped I skipped a grade, so I was the only
Speaker 3: one in French literature. Told myself, you know, I got
Speaker 3: a find on that. I like peaked in high school
Speaker 3: with languages anyways.
Speaker 2: And then ran right into a brick wall with the SAT.
Speaker 3: Oh like middle of the pack, just like like horribly average,
Speaker 3: embarrassingly like like just just below average to feel like
Speaker 3: like shit, you.
Speaker 2: Know, yeah, that's how I feel with the twenty nine
Speaker 2: on the act. I'm just like, well, oh, it's exhausting.
Speaker 2: I woke up at the time of the beginning of
Speaker 2: the test. I remember it was started at eight am,
Speaker 2: and I woke if what was happening? My parents are
Speaker 2: decent parents. Why were they not put They should have been.
Speaker 3: Putting the pressure they like, they didn't let you take
Speaker 3: the p SAT or is there like a.
Speaker 2: Pro there probably is. I felt kind of free Rome.
Speaker 2: As far as education goes well.
Speaker 3: Very quickly. I had trouble in high schoo well, for
Speaker 3: when I was a sophomore, I was like a moody kid,
Speaker 3: and I so I'd looked at other places, alternative schools
Speaker 3: to go to. When I did a visiting week at
Speaker 3: this place called Sudbury Valley, which is no longer accredited,
Speaker 3: but at the time it had a smoking room. Oh
Speaker 3: and for the whole week I smoked cigarettes indoors at
Speaker 3: this high school that had no actual courses, but teachers
Speaker 3: on campus who were available for instruction if you sought
Speaker 3: them out. Why is that crazy?
Speaker 2: Did you ever ask a teacher for a cigarette?
Speaker 3: No? No, I brought my own and literally just walked
Speaker 3: around smoked a pack of cigarettes a day at sixteen.
Speaker 3: I'm that fucking crazy. This was in nineteen ninety eight.
Speaker 2: That's like letting the Muppet babies smoke.
Speaker 3: It's like it's like swinging dancing on the airplane.
Speaker 2: Have don draper.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but they lost their accreditation obviously. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Anyways, Okay, well it's time to answer a listener question.
Speaker 2: This is called I said no emails. People write into
Speaker 2: I said no gifts at gmail dot com begging for help.
Speaker 2: Will you help me answer a question?
Speaker 3: Absolutely?
Speaker 1: I will.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's see here, I have it. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: you have an anisot of water. Okay, this says dear
Speaker 2: Bridger on alease and disrespectful guests, I have failed miserably.
Speaker 2: I'll be the judge of that. Last year, two long
Speaker 2: distance friends got married to each other. In the chaos
Speaker 2: of packing and preparing for the eight hour drive to
Speaker 2: their hometown, I forgot their card. The card was to
Speaker 2: be the vessel for a monetary gift. I did not
Speaker 2: have time to get another card before the wedding, and
Speaker 2: with all the festivities in traveling home the next day,
Speaker 2: I forgot to go on their online registry and get
Speaker 2: a gift from there. My memory continued to fail me.
Speaker 2: As it is now a year later, as we are
Speaker 2: approaching their one year anniversary, and I never got them
Speaker 2: a gift. Neither friend has mentioned anything about not receiving
Speaker 2: a gift from me, but my own personal guilt is
Speaker 2: getting to me. Should I send the card and gifts
Speaker 2: now or is it too late? Well, sending a gift
Speaker 2: now reveal my true failings as a friend. Our one
Speaker 2: year anniversary gifts from a friend's a thing? What should
Speaker 2: I do? Thank you for your help? And that's oh.
Speaker 2: They didn't even leave their name sincerely a bad and
Speaker 2: forgetful friend. They're very you.
Speaker 3: Go bad and forgetful friend? Is they're real? That's that's yes,
Speaker 3: you're a bad friend. You're a bad friend.
Speaker 2: Do you know what I think they are? I think
Speaker 2: they are.
Speaker 3: They're literally just saying I forgot these people are not
Speaker 3: important enough for me to prioritize this very simple activity
Speaker 3: multiple could have done in under ten minutes, even from
Speaker 3: the car. You just go on the computer and type
Speaker 3: a little bit, and then you.
Speaker 2: Have how are you not remembering it? You're at the wedding,
Speaker 2: You're leaving the web.
Speaker 3: Like there is time to stop. You don't have to
Speaker 3: be punctual for the wedding. You stop at the CVS
Speaker 3: to get a fucking card.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no one's thinking about card. No peo will appreciate
Speaker 2: a bad card.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, you get you get ironic car, you get like
Speaker 3: a happy birthday grandfather card, and you just move right.
Speaker 3: And also, but if they have turned over a new
Speaker 3: leaf and they've suddenly like decided to shed their asshliness,
Speaker 3: then yeah, just get them something. Absolutely, it's ever too
Speaker 3: late or too weird or too you know.
Speaker 2: People always like to get a gift.
Speaker 3: Yes, absolutely, just say be like, hey, I've really grown
Speaker 3: and changed over the years. Sorry, or a fake a
Speaker 3: drug problem or something.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, ye there no question. Yeah, nobody there like okay,
Speaker 2: you've got an.
Speaker 3: Excuse, yeah, bulletproof alibi.
Speaker 2: I mean, I feel like the other the subtext here
Speaker 2: is that they are mad that the people haven't even noticed.
Speaker 2: They feel forgotten. These friends don't even care about them.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't be so sure about that, because I'm sure
Speaker 3: that you are a topic of discussion at the brunch
Speaker 3: that you're not invited to, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: They're constantly talking about, like the fact that if.
Speaker 3: We were in Lindsay didn't give me a fucking birthday
Speaker 3: and she didn't give me a fucking wedding present or whatever.
Speaker 2: Clock is ticking. Well, I feel like they either have
Speaker 2: been completely forgotten or they have an opportunity at any
Speaker 2: time to send a gift.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, and this is a long distance friend, yes, yes,
Speaker 3: so this is like do you do destination weddings?
Speaker 2: I feel like it's a cruel thing to do to
Speaker 2: your friends and family unless you are paying for them
Speaker 2: to do it. You are forcing people to go on
Speaker 2: a vacation that they didn't want to do.
Speaker 3: And have to pay for it.
Speaker 2: Yes, they probably had another vacation in mind. Why aren't
Speaker 2: we talking about this more often? It's a psycho move
Speaker 2: to be like, Okay, now you have to go to
Speaker 2: some boring island somewhere that you were like that was
Speaker 2: never even on your list, and now your vacation fund
Speaker 2: is gone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 2: What a cruel, cruel thing you can do. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: don't really support. I mean I can. I can say, like,
Speaker 2: if a friend lives in a different state, of course
Speaker 2: I may, if you're close enough, I'll come to you.
Speaker 2: But Destination Wild, you better be paying the bill. And
Speaker 2: I don't have enough rich friends to.
Speaker 3: Be for that to Yeah, I don't know anybody who's
Speaker 3: I know, I've.
Speaker 2: Got to find somebody that'll pay for me to come
Speaker 2: to their wedding. Warren Buffett Elon Musk is single. Oh god,
Speaker 2: can you imagine that wedding that the person that would
Speaker 2: choose to marry that person at this point?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Oh my god.
Speaker 2: What a d wee Just the ultimate dork.
Speaker 3: I mean, what a fucking t weeve and a dork.
Speaker 3: I hate I miss Twitter.
Speaker 2: He've completely ruined it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I love I loved Twitter.
Speaker 2: It was very fun for a period.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then it's like you, oh, there's a funny
Speaker 3: post by this funny person that I make but haven't met,
Speaker 3: and then I scroll down and then there's an advert vacuum,
Speaker 3: and then there's like a something else and it's just
Speaker 3: like all chaos. I hate it.
Speaker 2: It's so so awful. Yeah, and it is interesting to
Speaker 2: me about him and this sort of person where it's like, oh,
Speaker 2: you're just trapped as Elon Musk for the rest of
Speaker 2: your life, no amount of money, You'll always have to
Speaker 2: be that person, which is that's the one bit of
Speaker 2: solace I get from that.
Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, you'll always be You're a flop, and
Speaker 3: you'll always be a flop.
Speaker 2: Just be such a nerd.
Speaker 3: At least he kept the porn though on Twitter.
Speaker 2: Oh he did.
Speaker 3: I appreciate that. I appreciate the lack of censorship.
Speaker 2: He did kind of remove censorship, right, because you can
Speaker 2: be kind of a full Nazi.
Speaker 3: Oh, it can be absolutely yeah, full the full bloom
Speaker 3: of ignorance is on display there unchecked.
Speaker 2: Well, forgetful and bad friend. That's what you are. That's
Speaker 2: what you will always be.
Speaker 3: No, you can change to try. You can change.
Speaker 2: Katia has hope for you. Yeah, and I'm okay. I'm
Speaker 2: riding the fence. I don't know what to say. Don't
Speaker 2: write back in. I've had such a wonderful time and
Speaker 2: now I have a practical gift that makes me look
Speaker 2: like a better person.
Speaker 3: Yes, it does, and it makes you. What it does
Speaker 3: is it makes you look like a less selfish person.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, I've thought about others. This is people will think,
Speaker 2: at least once Bridger thought about someone outside about women.
Speaker 3: Women's stories matter. They just matter.
Speaker 2: I'm really going to own this and I'm thrilled about it,
Speaker 2: and I'm so happy you were here today.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much. Is my check and is a
Speaker 3: cash or? Do I just wait for a check?
Speaker 2: You'll wait for the check in the mail? And we
Speaker 2: don't you know the postal system. It's all over. It's
Speaker 2: hard to find a public mail box at this point.
Speaker 3: Did you do if I didn't leave the studio until
Speaker 3: I demanded payment of some kind payment that was not promised.
Speaker 3: I just take that light with me. No, thank you
Speaker 3: for having me. Can go to tricksy and contolive dot
Speaker 3: com and please buy tickets because we'll be humiliated in Baltimore.
Speaker 3: If it's only half the place is filled, humilit thought.
Speaker 2: To buy tickets live shows. I think are having a
Speaker 2: very difficult time selling tickets right now, are they.
Speaker 3: Let's go with that.
Speaker 2: I think that's true. I feel like fans of things
Speaker 2: need to, you know, say oh, I will come see you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's nothing like getting out of the house going
Speaker 3: to it. You know, COVID and now that COVID was
Speaker 3: deemed a hoax and we.
Speaker 2: Know that it was essentially a hologram.
Speaker 3: Thank you. And there's no danger at all anywhere with anybody.
Speaker 2: Like go, there's no disease anywhere.
Speaker 3: No, go go to the theater, meet a friend.
Speaker 2: You know, it's take hands with someone who just said
Speaker 2: that they refused to wash their hands.
Speaker 3: Exact likely to chase the person out who just pissed
Speaker 3: in the urinal, didn't flash and left without washing their hands.
Speaker 3: Marry that man.
Speaker 2: And did clean the toys.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yes, thank you so much for having me.
Speaker 2: Thank you and a pleasure listener. The podcast is screeching
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Speaker 2: Take you're that long away to bio break, I Love
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Speaker 2: Our senior producer is on Alisa Nelson and our episodes
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Speaker 2: on Instagram. At I said no gifts, that's where you're
Speaker 2: going to see pictures of all these wonderful gifts I'm getting.
Speaker 2: And don't you want to see the gifts?
Speaker 1: Lie?
Speaker 3: Why did you hear?
Speaker 1: Funna man myself perfectly clear. When you're a guess to me,
Speaker 1: you gotta come to me empty. And I said, no guests,
Speaker 1: your presences, presents, and I already had too much stuff,
Speaker 1: So how do you dare to survey me