WEBVTT - Drake Took Me Backstage 0:00:15.120 --> 0:00:17.200 Welcome back to this stuff. Such a marsine to come. 0:00:17.480 --> 0:00:17.759 This is. 0:00:19.480 --> 0:00:24.160 It's the holidays. Drew just can't do the holidays because he's. 0:00:24.480 --> 0:00:30.440 I've lost so many it's not the same. It's a 0:00:30.440 --> 0:00:33.320 ghost town now, it's a ghost town at my house. 0:00:33.360 --> 0:00:38.720 Now, you fumbling with that damn hat. 0:00:39.000 --> 0:00:40.720 I got these hats and I didn't try them on, 0:00:40.800 --> 0:00:43.360 and literally the like white rim of the Santa hat 0:00:43.440 --> 0:00:44.919 is so fucking thick. 0:00:45.000 --> 0:00:47.680 The worst Sana hat I've ever fucking used in my life. 0:00:48.159 --> 0:00:48.360 You know. 0:00:48.400 --> 0:00:50.040 But you should be fucking grateful because I'm just snap 0:00:50.120 --> 0:00:50.600 the ship out of you. 0:00:50.680 --> 0:00:54.400 I didn't say I wasn't grateful. I just said it's 0:00:54.520 --> 0:00:55.040 the worst. 0:00:55.960 --> 0:01:00.160 That's like that anyway. 0:01:00.320 --> 0:01:03.760 Hello, it's been a few days since we filmed and 0:01:03.840 --> 0:01:04.960 we've recharged. 0:01:05.400 --> 0:01:06.479 Yeah, we're ready to go. 0:01:07.200 --> 0:01:10.680 Sorry about the last episode, I'm not sorry. Well no, 0:01:10.800 --> 0:01:14.000 I was just saying on my behalf because I spoke 0:01:14.280 --> 0:01:16.040 a total of three minutes. 0:01:16.959 --> 0:01:18.959 You know what it is sometimes you don't speak nearly 0:01:19.000 --> 0:01:20.520 as much as me, and then I think people think 0:01:20.560 --> 0:01:23.160 that I just like am over speaking, but I always 0:01:23.200 --> 0:01:26.160 am over speaking also, so it doesn't matter. That's like 0:01:26.200 --> 0:01:28.840 my personality is like being the person who shares the 0:01:28.880 --> 0:01:31.560 most words in the room and says the most nhing. 0:01:31.640 --> 0:01:33.200 You shouldn't apologize for that. 0:01:33.959 --> 0:01:36.440 Actually I should. It's really like annoying. 0:01:36.680 --> 0:01:37.560 Well, I do the same thing. 0:01:37.560 --> 0:01:44.160 That's why I'm saying, Okay, hopping right in. Should we 0:01:44.160 --> 0:01:46.959 start like where we've what we've done the past few days, 0:01:47.080 --> 0:01:48.240 or should we speak on. 0:01:49.840 --> 0:01:50.559 The soup debate? 0:01:51.480 --> 0:01:54.680 Let's talk about how our life is a fucking movie. 0:01:56.120 --> 0:01:58.800 Okay? Where do we start? Though, Like, like it's and 0:01:58.840 --> 0:01:59.760 it's a long movie. 0:02:00.120 --> 0:02:01.360 It's a goddamn movie. 0:02:01.400 --> 0:02:04.200 We it's like, honestly an excruciatingly long movie. 0:02:04.400 --> 0:02:09.800 It's it's ten out of ten review it on letterboxed 0:02:10.000 --> 0:02:10.920 movie material. 0:02:11.360 --> 0:02:13.560 Yeah, y'all should probably just put our life on there. 0:02:13.760 --> 0:02:20.600 Yeah, if that's possible, are okay? 0:02:20.840 --> 0:02:21.080 Yeah? 0:02:21.520 --> 0:02:23.919 It a cough. It was like a light one. It 0:02:24.000 --> 0:02:25.600 was like a little light tackle. And I didn't want 0:02:25.600 --> 0:02:27.000 to like cough all the way, so I just like 0:02:27.080 --> 0:02:29.920 let out a little one. 0:02:30.600 --> 0:02:33.920 So first off, we saw Drake and Kanye live. 0:02:34.320 --> 0:02:39.080 It was fucking Kanye was fucking awesome. Kanye was awesome. 0:02:39.680 --> 0:02:43.079 All I could think about is during the Donda CLB 0:02:43.280 --> 0:02:45.480 debate we had earlier when that album came out and 0:02:45.480 --> 0:02:48.000 how it was like, I was like, Drake is just 0:02:48.040 --> 0:02:51.320 the best, just the best, maybe just not live. 0:02:52.040 --> 0:02:57.079 Yeah, that was that was pitiful Drake's performance. But I 0:02:57.120 --> 0:03:02.440 don't think after after I was like, oh, like Drake flopped. 0:03:02.480 --> 0:03:05.239 That was embarrassing. I think Kanye did him dirty blah 0:03:05.280 --> 0:03:07.760 blah blah. Like I when I watched it, I was like, oh, 0:03:07.919 --> 0:03:10.639 or when it was happening, I was like Kanye literally 0:03:10.840 --> 0:03:15.360 told him no, like you do your like five little 0:03:15.440 --> 0:03:18.080 new songs. Have the whole crowd fucking lit like it'll 0:03:18.080 --> 0:03:21.320 be awesome. And then Kanye was like, I'll do my 0:03:21.360 --> 0:03:22.040 old classics. 0:03:22.040 --> 0:03:22.760 No one will give a shit. 0:03:22.800 --> 0:03:25.360 I'm an old fart, no one cares anyways, which, like 0:03:26.560 --> 0:03:31.760 the classics were like so fucking crazy. Everybody was turned up. 0:03:31.760 --> 0:03:34.280 It was awesome. And then Drake did his like little 0:03:34.520 --> 0:03:38.640 five songs from CLB and it was the worst thing 0:03:38.640 --> 0:03:39.480 I've ever seen live. 0:03:39.360 --> 0:03:41.160 In mind, it felt like he performed for a total 0:03:41.200 --> 0:03:41.800 of three minutes. 0:03:41.880 --> 0:03:42.880 Yeah, it was awful. 0:03:44.000 --> 0:03:48.120 I will say, like, what's funny is I bought my ticket. 0:03:47.800 --> 0:03:51.960 Literally like four hours before, like five hours before the concert, 0:03:52.360 --> 0:03:55.120 because Drew and Kai had already decided like the day 0:03:55.160 --> 0:03:58.880 before they were going, and I was just like, I. 0:03:58.800 --> 0:04:01.800 Don't know, because all I could think about is I don't. 0:04:01.600 --> 0:04:04.200 Give a fuck about Donda, Like the only song on 0:04:04.240 --> 0:04:05.840 there that I give a fuck about is Life of 0:04:05.840 --> 0:04:08.880 the Party. And I was like, I would rather actually 0:04:09.000 --> 0:04:13.160 keel over and die right now than be tortured by 0:04:13.160 --> 0:04:15.800 being in a stadium and hearing that album live, Like 0:04:15.840 --> 0:04:17.720 I would actually like that is. 0:04:17.800 --> 0:04:18.719 Torture for me. 0:04:20.040 --> 0:04:22.039 On the way there, I was like, this is gonna 0:04:22.040 --> 0:04:23.919 be the worst fucking experience of my life. Like I 0:04:23.920 --> 0:04:24.760 can't believe I did this. 0:04:24.839 --> 0:04:27.400 I'm so and we spent and also I don't want 0:04:27.440 --> 0:04:29.600 it to seem like we like went for free. We 0:04:29.680 --> 0:04:32.520 like spent a lot of way too much money. 0:04:32.279 --> 0:04:35.880 On taking a lot of money. But I justified it 0:04:35.880 --> 0:04:37.960 because I was like, oh, it's Drake and Kanye, two 0:04:38.000 --> 0:04:39.120 of the biggest artists in the world. 0:04:39.279 --> 0:04:41.040 Like it yeah, no, it makes fun sense. Like when 0:04:41.080 --> 0:04:44.160 I saw Drake and twenty sixteen, I think that ticket 0:04:44.240 --> 0:04:47.080 alone was like one hundred and seventy dollars, Like it 0:04:47.160 --> 0:04:50.320 was not cheap, even like in twenty sixteen to see 0:04:50.360 --> 0:04:51.840 him so like for two. 0:04:53.160 --> 0:04:55.480 Of them, like it made sense. It's like double that price. 0:04:55.240 --> 0:04:57.680 So it made sense, but I was just like, I 0:04:57.680 --> 0:05:00.960 don't want to spend like fucking three hundred to see 0:05:00.960 --> 0:05:04.279 an album I hate, and then maybe maybe I get 0:05:04.279 --> 0:05:07.279 to see like pipe Down live, like or TSU live. 0:05:07.680 --> 0:05:11.120 But then I was like getting ready to go to 0:05:11.160 --> 0:05:12.880 a museum with a Lisa, and I was like just 0:05:12.880 --> 0:05:14.599 like doing my little thing, and I was listening to 0:05:14.640 --> 0:05:17.480 Life of the Party and I was like, what if, 0:05:17.600 --> 0:05:20.600 by some grace of God, like he brings Andre three 0:05:20.640 --> 0:05:21.120 thousand out? 0:05:21.160 --> 0:05:22.800 Like I don't know what a delusion I have. 0:05:22.880 --> 0:05:24.880 First of all, like as a human being, like that, 0:05:24.960 --> 0:05:26.680 he's just gonna bring Andre three thousand out. 0:05:27.600 --> 0:05:31.440 But I was like what if. Like I'm like, he's 0:05:31.480 --> 0:05:33.599 brought out the most random people at other things, but 0:05:33.640 --> 0:05:35.400 what if he does this? And I was like, oh 0:05:35.440 --> 0:05:35.719 my god. 0:05:35.960 --> 0:05:39.880 And it felt like such a thing in their beef, 0:05:40.040 --> 0:05:42.080 Like that song was such a catalyst for like the 0:05:42.120 --> 0:05:43.560 beef squashing in my brain. 0:05:43.600 --> 0:05:45.440 So I was like, this makes so much sense. 0:05:45.440 --> 0:05:47.720 He's gonna do this live. And I was not excited 0:05:47.760 --> 0:05:50.839 to see him, but I keep saying it. The second 0:05:50.960 --> 0:05:54.000 Jesus Walk started and then he just like kept going 0:05:54.600 --> 0:05:56.240 and then he is doing like all of the. 0:05:56.240 --> 0:05:58.839 Lies, I literally said to Lisa. Yeah, we cried. 0:05:59.200 --> 0:06:01.680 I literally the sentence I said to Lisa, which is 0:06:01.680 --> 0:06:04.839 the most funny shit ever, is like I made the joke, like, 0:06:04.839 --> 0:06:07.120 what is this god fearing man gonna do all of 0:06:07.120 --> 0:06:09.480 a sudden like play fucking gold Digger live? 0:06:09.960 --> 0:06:13.640 And he did and it was magnificent. I haven't felt 0:06:13.640 --> 0:06:14.839 that much joined so long. 0:06:14.920 --> 0:06:15.120 Yeah. 0:06:16.160 --> 0:06:19.919 I was smiling the entire fucking time. Everybody around me 0:06:20.040 --> 0:06:23.120 was smiling the entire time. It was, honestly, such a 0:06:23.120 --> 0:06:26.000 beautiful moment top twenty five experiences of my life. 0:06:26.200 --> 0:06:27.960 It literally you know what it was. It was probably 0:06:27.960 --> 0:06:29.880 because we went there, That's why he did that. 0:06:29.960 --> 0:06:35.120 Yeah. Well the craziest fucking part, No, the craziest part 0:06:35.120 --> 0:06:37.960 of the entire fucking thing. And I don't know why 0:06:38.080 --> 0:06:41.359 it didn't catch on the fucking Amazon live stream. But 0:06:41.600 --> 0:06:46.160 Drake pointed me, pointed at me. He pointed at me, 0:06:46.200 --> 0:06:49.160 back me up in you. He pointed at me from 0:06:49.200 --> 0:06:51.280 the fucking stage in the middle of his performance. He 0:06:51.320 --> 0:06:53.560 cut every fucking he cut his mic, he cut all 0:06:53.560 --> 0:06:56.719 the music. He was like, hold up, hold up, pointed 0:06:56.760 --> 0:07:00.120 at me and said Drew Phillips, and I was like, 0:07:00.560 --> 0:07:01.120 holy fuck. 0:07:01.360 --> 0:07:05.440 Yes. He was like did you shave? Like did you shave? 0:07:05.520 --> 0:07:07.120 And I was like, shaved. 0:07:06.960 --> 0:07:09.279 And I was like, oh, does he mean mustache or 0:07:09.360 --> 0:07:10.960 like yeah. I was like, I was like, what is 0:07:11.000 --> 0:07:12.280 he talking about right now? 0:07:12.560 --> 0:07:15.480 But of course I shaved my fucking pubes because in 0:07:15.520 --> 0:07:18.840 the off chance that fucking Drake saw me in the crowd, 0:07:18.920 --> 0:07:22.000 like I was gonna be manicured in manscaped. He pointed 0:07:22.000 --> 0:07:24.320 at me, Thank god I shaved my pubes, because I 0:07:24.360 --> 0:07:27.520 was like, yes, yes, I shaved my fucking pubes. 0:07:28.280 --> 0:07:29.880 He sent his security guards. 0:07:29.960 --> 0:07:31.800 No, no, you're not even talking about that. This is 0:07:31.800 --> 0:07:34.320 the craziest part. Not only did he send his security guards, 0:07:34.640 --> 0:07:37.880 but like almost like in like you know the things 0:07:37.880 --> 0:07:40.960 you get on at the airport where it's like you 0:07:41.000 --> 0:07:43.440 stand there and it's like that like roadway thing that 0:07:43.560 --> 0:07:46.000 keeps you. It's like an escalator with no steps. One 0:07:46.040 --> 0:07:48.960 of those shot from drew seat down to the stage. 0:07:49.000 --> 0:07:50.960 It was like he fucking planned it. I have no id. 0:07:51.000 --> 0:07:53.120 I wasn't even sitting in the same seat my ticket 0:07:53.200 --> 0:07:55.720 was bought for. It was unfucking really, it was like 0:07:55.720 --> 0:07:57.480 one of the most unbelievable experiences. 0:07:57.080 --> 0:07:57.480 Of my life. 0:07:57.520 --> 0:08:00.000 Security guards grabbed me, put me on this fucking conveyor belt. 0:08:00.400 --> 0:08:02.760 I just screwed it across. It was the most awkward 0:08:02.840 --> 0:08:04.080 fifteen minutes of my entire. 0:08:04.000 --> 0:08:07.160 Yeah, because I will say they also shown the spotlight Andrew, 0:08:07.280 --> 0:08:08.840 so it was just like it was like the attention 0:08:08.880 --> 0:08:10.040 wasn't even on Drake anymore. 0:08:10.160 --> 0:08:13.200 Stadium was silent, and he was just whispering in my 0:08:13.280 --> 0:08:15.480 ear like all these really naughty things that I don't 0:08:15.480 --> 0:08:18.080 want to get into. He was like, come backstage after 0:08:18.200 --> 0:08:20.560 me and Kanye are gonna treat you right, like all 0:08:20.600 --> 0:08:21.640 these really naughty things. 0:08:21.640 --> 0:08:22.480 You didn't tell me that. 0:08:23.880 --> 0:08:25.800 Where did you think I went after the fucking concert? 0:08:26.160 --> 0:08:27.920 I thought, I don't know you. I thought you went 0:08:27.960 --> 0:08:28.840 to like a bar or something. 0:08:28.840 --> 0:08:30.800 I didn't know you, Like, Oh no, I was backstage 0:08:30.800 --> 0:08:33.640 with Kanye and Drake doing unforeseen things. 0:08:33.679 --> 0:08:34.679 I don't want to talk about it. 0:08:34.760 --> 0:08:38.720 Oh so you're a slut, you like give it up 0:08:38.800 --> 0:08:40.680 really easier, a fucking slut, Like. 0:08:41.160 --> 0:08:43.200 It's Kanye and Drake, Like you wouldn't do the. 0:08:43.200 --> 0:08:46.640 Fucking Those are just people and you're like making them 0:08:46.640 --> 0:08:49.360 seem like this like weird, like hierarchy, Like a slut 0:08:49.440 --> 0:08:51.040 is a slut is a slut like you gave it 0:08:51.160 --> 0:08:53.000 up easy, You're a slut, like. 0:08:54.720 --> 0:08:59.760 You're a bitch. Oh my fucking oh my god. Anyways, actually, 0:09:00.600 --> 0:09:02.920 but he did he did sex with Drake and fucking Kanye. 0:09:03.000 --> 0:09:04.440 Did you want me to say it out loud? Yes, 0:09:04.480 --> 0:09:08.520 I had Drake with fucking sexy Drake. Sexy Drake and 0:09:08.600 --> 0:09:12.560 Kanye sex. It was unbelievable. Orgy blood orgy. 0:09:12.760 --> 0:09:14.840 That's like a three something that's not an orange. 0:09:14.679 --> 0:09:15.839 Cut, my thigh open. 0:09:16.160 --> 0:09:16.679 Okay, cho. 0:09:19.600 --> 0:09:21.720 But I will say after that, like it was a 0:09:21.800 --> 0:09:24.080 quickie because he let you come back to your seat 0:09:24.080 --> 0:09:25.320 and then we kept watching the concert. 0:09:25.400 --> 0:09:27.040 Yeah, it was so fucking weird. 0:09:27.320 --> 0:09:30.120 And oh you know what I realized is like, you know. 0:09:30.080 --> 0:09:31.520 How my pubes grew back? 0:09:33.360 --> 0:09:36.760 I don't. I literally have no idea why at all. 0:09:38.280 --> 0:09:39.600 It's actually really scary. 0:09:42.000 --> 0:09:44.920 I would hope they grow back to if they did, 0:09:45.120 --> 0:09:45.960 that'd be really bad. 0:09:47.520 --> 0:09:51.120 Anyways, you know how like when I said this at 0:09:51.120 --> 0:09:53.720 the concert, and I just need to reiterate it, Like 0:09:54.040 --> 0:09:56.760 when I was younger and I would go to like 0:09:56.800 --> 0:09:59.920 a one direction concert, like yeah, I'm like I'm fucking 0:10:00.120 --> 0:10:04.160 stripping my kuchi because like Harry Styles is probably gonna 0:10:04.240 --> 0:10:06.080 like he's one hundred pc gonna to have sex with me, 0:10:06.480 --> 0:10:08.440 although it's just so funny, like at the age of 0:10:08.520 --> 0:10:10.440 like fourteen, being like, yeah, this. 0:10:10.400 --> 0:10:12.080 Twenty one year old is like deaf gonna want to 0:10:12.080 --> 0:10:13.240 fuck me today, like. 0:10:13.160 --> 0:10:15.880 Because like it's such a like child thing, Like it's 0:10:15.960 --> 0:10:17.199 just like the delusion. 0:10:17.480 --> 0:10:21.959 But kids at Kanye and Drake shows dress up like my. 0:10:21.960 --> 0:10:24.000 Fucking god, Drake or Kanye is gonna see them and 0:10:24.080 --> 0:10:26.199 be like that fucking outfit and are you a. 0:10:26.160 --> 0:10:28.680 Silent on my team? I need you on my fucking team. 0:10:28.760 --> 0:10:29.280 How did you? 0:10:29.480 --> 0:10:31.480 How the fuck did you? Where did you source that 0:10:31.559 --> 0:10:32.120 jacket from? 0:10:32.160 --> 0:10:32.439 See? 0:10:32.480 --> 0:10:33.280 I allow it. 0:10:33.440 --> 0:10:36.599 I'm like like king, I'm I'm king. I am like 0:10:36.679 --> 0:10:38.720 King of fashion, like we know this. I will allow 0:10:38.800 --> 0:10:44.640 it just because it that is their moment, Like they 0:10:44.800 --> 0:10:50.120 prepared for months this outfit to wear to this concert 0:10:50.160 --> 0:10:52.760 and they feel fucking awesome in it. I honestly, have 0:10:52.800 --> 0:10:53.920 you ever felt good in an outfit? 0:10:54.000 --> 0:10:55.000 And I feel good. 0:10:54.920 --> 0:10:57.600 In an outfit every single day because I fucking serve. 0:10:57.720 --> 0:11:00.680 Well, that's embarrassing. You should serve every day. You're being 0:11:00.720 --> 0:11:03.200 seen every day, bibbs, But dressed it up. 0:11:03.880 --> 0:11:06.720 I'm okay with it, but the outfits were. 0:11:07.000 --> 0:11:09.720 Something so fucking bad, and like the guys at that 0:11:09.760 --> 0:11:12.200 show would walk with such a swagger that I'm like, 0:11:12.280 --> 0:11:14.520 who are you like and who do you think you are? 0:11:14.559 --> 0:11:17.080 Because I need to know. Also, we saw a white 0:11:17.080 --> 0:11:18.280 girl with the craziest fit. 0:11:18.160 --> 0:11:20.319 Ever and she was literally from the metaverse. 0:11:20.480 --> 0:11:23.400 She was like she was like in PC, I mean 0:11:23.400 --> 0:11:26.000 a fucking character, her character in the metaverse, but in 0:11:26.040 --> 0:11:29.560 real life, like a crazy neon pink vinyl dress, like 0:11:29.600 --> 0:11:33.000 the craziest skirt I've ever seen, dude, what's worth it? 0:11:33.120 --> 0:11:34.320 It wasn't even a skirt. 0:11:34.400 --> 0:11:36.840 It was like a caught in like a pair of shorts. 0:11:36.880 --> 0:11:38.800 And I was like, you're cold, You're fucking. 0:11:38.520 --> 0:11:39.120 Cold right now. 0:11:39.160 --> 0:11:40.040 It's crazy hearted. 0:11:41.200 --> 0:11:42.480 But yeah, the show was awesome. 0:11:42.960 --> 0:11:45.200 And then the uber home was one hundred and seven dollars. 0:11:45.240 --> 0:11:47.199 And also we waited in line for a beer for 0:11:47.200 --> 0:11:50.080 forty fucking minutes and then we were getting to the front. 0:11:50.120 --> 0:11:51.000 I forgot about this. 0:11:51.559 --> 0:11:54.920 I we were we were halfway through the line and 0:11:54.960 --> 0:11:57.040 the show is about to start. Kai was waiting in 0:11:57.040 --> 0:12:00.679 line with us, and that, oh my. Kai was like, 0:12:01.000 --> 0:12:03.600 I'm gonna go back, and as I asked, Ky, can 0:12:03.600 --> 0:12:05.760 you record the concert please, so I don't miss the intro. 0:12:05.800 --> 0:12:07.320 I'm gonna stay back within you so she doesn't get 0:12:07.320 --> 0:12:09.800 abducted by one of these barred out fucking zandi. 0:12:11.080 --> 0:12:13.280 They were all on Xanax, like the amount of xantis. 0:12:13.360 --> 0:12:15.480 That couple who kept walking back and forth, who was 0:12:15.520 --> 0:12:18.880 like sixteen, I was like, they like can't drive a car, 0:12:18.920 --> 0:12:20.839 and right now they're probably the most fucked up. 0:12:20.880 --> 0:12:22.720 Like I've never been as fucked up as they are, 0:12:22.760 --> 0:12:23.520 and I will never be. 0:12:23.520 --> 0:12:26.800 There was insane. I was like young need actually. 0:12:26.800 --> 0:12:30.240 And the boyfriend was like walking around and the girlfriend 0:12:30.360 --> 0:12:32.240 was like trying her best to keep her fucked. 0:12:32.080 --> 0:12:33.960 Up vision straight and like follow him around. 0:12:34.000 --> 0:12:37.880 But yeah, uh. But we got halfway through this line 0:12:37.880 --> 0:12:39.840 and I said out loud, I was, I said, you 0:12:39.880 --> 0:12:43.120 know what if we get to the front and they 0:12:43.200 --> 0:12:45.320 run out of alcohol. I said it jokingly because I 0:12:45.360 --> 0:12:47.680 was like, that's not gonna fucking happen. Of course they're 0:12:47.679 --> 0:12:49.440 not gonna run out of alcohol. It's like a giant 0:12:49.440 --> 0:12:52.439 fucking concert. Lo and behold, we get to the fucking 0:12:52.440 --> 0:12:54.920 front and they run out of goddamn alcohol. 0:12:55.480 --> 0:12:57.560 To be fair, they ran out of beer, but I 0:12:57.559 --> 0:13:00.480 guess everyone wanted beer, and nobody wanted whine, and there 0:13:00.520 --> 0:13:02.880 was like wine left at the bottom of the coolers, 0:13:03.679 --> 0:13:07.040 and the way I went into like fucking I went 0:13:07.120 --> 0:13:10.080 into solution mode the second I saw a problem. I 0:13:10.120 --> 0:13:12.120 literally walked to the other booth, walked in front, and 0:13:12.120 --> 0:13:14.480 I was like, I will buy whatever the fuck you 0:13:14.520 --> 0:13:16.400 want from this booth. If you buy my thing, like 0:13:16.400 --> 0:13:16.920 I will buy you. 0:13:17.120 --> 0:13:19.120 We waited in this line for forty five minutes. 0:13:19.160 --> 0:13:21.240 Yes, I was like I wasn't even desperate to have 0:13:21.320 --> 0:13:22.040 alcohol like that. 0:13:22.120 --> 0:13:23.760 I was like, this is embarrassing. 0:13:24.120 --> 0:13:26.400 I've just waited here too long. And also I was 0:13:26.440 --> 0:13:26.959 so cold. 0:13:27.000 --> 0:13:29.400 I was like I kind of need alcohol to sustain 0:13:29.480 --> 0:13:31.720 a living temperature in my body right now, Like I 0:13:31.760 --> 0:13:33.480 need it to like overheat me. 0:13:33.880 --> 0:13:35.560 And I was like, I'm going to have a drink 0:13:35.640 --> 0:13:38.320 because it's gonna be fun, it's gonna loosen me up, 0:13:38.320 --> 0:13:40.520 and I'm gonna like have a good fucking time. I 0:13:40.559 --> 0:13:42.880 was so excited to have one of those giant fucking 0:13:42.920 --> 0:13:46.160 cans of of like beer. I was so excited to 0:13:46.160 --> 0:13:47.880 have one because I haven't had one since I was 0:13:47.920 --> 0:13:52.160 like eighteen. Wait, I'm from the Etam, I'm from the 0:13:52.240 --> 0:13:53.040 uk Okay. 0:13:53.200 --> 0:13:55.320 I was like I should go into that. 0:13:55.800 --> 0:13:58.280 No, no, not today. That's like, dude, that's a whole story, 0:13:58.320 --> 0:13:59.400 that's your origin story. 0:13:59.559 --> 0:14:02.120 Yeah, maybe I'll talk about that later. Yeah. 0:14:02.520 --> 0:14:07.400 But I was excited to drink about or drink. I 0:14:07.440 --> 0:14:10.000 was excited to drink that fucking tallest kind of alcohol. 0:14:10.200 --> 0:14:12.320 But we got wine whatever, it was. 0:14:12.360 --> 0:14:12.720 Whatever. 0:14:12.800 --> 0:14:14.480 I was like, it's gonna be fun. It's still gonna 0:14:14.480 --> 0:14:17.000 We're still gonna have a fu fun it was. It 0:14:17.040 --> 0:14:20.400 was a goddamn blast. I chugged my glass of wine, 0:14:20.440 --> 0:14:22.680 my glass and a half glass and three quarters of wine, 0:14:23.560 --> 0:14:25.720 and I was the most sexy. 0:14:25.360 --> 0:14:27.760 I've ever been in my entire life. I felt fucking 0:14:27.840 --> 0:14:28.520 sexy hot. 0:14:28.560 --> 0:14:30.280 Like there was a photo that I found of myself 0:14:30.280 --> 0:14:32.320 recently where I was like, this is the hottest I've 0:14:32.360 --> 0:14:33.600 ever been in my entire life. 0:14:33.680 --> 0:14:35.080 Maybe we'll flash it up on the screen. 0:14:35.120 --> 0:14:35.480 Maybe not. 0:14:37.360 --> 0:14:39.840 You're literally holding like a gun in it. 0:14:40.720 --> 0:14:43.040 I don't give a ship. It's legal, Like it was 0:14:43.080 --> 0:14:45.120 a legal gun. It was a legal strap, and I 0:14:45.160 --> 0:14:50.040 have I'm practicing gun safety, my fingers not on the trigger. 0:14:50.320 --> 0:14:53.360 But I was like, I'm sexy, fucking hot, like I 0:14:53.440 --> 0:14:59.080 feel good, and I put the show the way Oh my. 0:14:59.000 --> 0:15:01.320 God, God, we fucking did that, dude. 0:15:01.480 --> 0:15:03.000 Oh my god, I don't even know if we told 0:15:03.040 --> 0:15:06.600 KYI about that literally after okay, but let me finish 0:15:06.640 --> 0:15:09.160 the wine story. Yeah, drank wine. I was like, why 0:15:09.200 --> 0:15:10.960 didn't no one fucking tell me that wine is like 0:15:11.000 --> 0:15:12.960 the best drunk I've ever had in my entire life, Like, 0:15:13.000 --> 0:15:15.240 this is fucking awesome. I woke up the next day 0:15:15.280 --> 0:15:18.280 like the almost the worst hangover I've ever had in 0:15:18.320 --> 0:15:18.600 my life. 0:15:18.640 --> 0:15:19.520 That's an example, which. 0:15:19.400 --> 0:15:21.920 Is a lie because like I've literally we've all seen 0:15:21.960 --> 0:15:24.560 you pass away on the sidewalk before. 0:15:25.880 --> 0:15:27.440 I wasn't hungover after that. 0:15:27.440 --> 0:15:29.600 That's the craziest part I know, because I don't think it. 0:15:29.560 --> 0:15:33.840 Was, but uh yeah I was. 0:15:34.000 --> 0:15:35.720 I had a raging headache. I've never had a headache 0:15:35.720 --> 0:15:37.720 when I was hungover. I had lights and civitian and 0:15:37.720 --> 0:15:41.280 I took a vow that very moment, that very next day, 0:15:41.360 --> 0:15:43.640 I will never drink wine again. I had a great night. 0:15:43.720 --> 0:15:45.760 It was awesome, but fuck the way it made me 0:15:45.760 --> 0:15:46.560 feel the next day. 0:15:46.880 --> 0:15:48.440 But it did regulate my shits. 0:15:48.480 --> 0:15:50.760 I did regulate my shits. It like I was consipated 0:15:51.040 --> 0:15:52.360 and I'm shitting. 0:15:52.040 --> 0:15:52.800 Good again, you know. 0:15:52.840 --> 0:15:55.680 What I will say, though, I think that was like 0:15:55.720 --> 0:15:58.880 really sugary wine and that's probably why it gave us 0:15:58.880 --> 0:16:01.400 a headache, because I also had headache, and I think 0:16:01.440 --> 0:16:04.680 most wines don't have like a high sugar content, but 0:16:04.680 --> 0:16:08.640 since it was like canned wine, it's like kind of shitty. Yeah, 0:16:08.920 --> 0:16:12.320 But after the fucking show, we get out and I'm like, 0:16:12.560 --> 0:16:14.400 I need a hot dog because I hadn't eat in 0:16:14.880 --> 0:16:17.280 for so long that my one, I feel like you 0:16:17.960 --> 0:16:20.840 killed both of the glasses for the most part, like both. 0:16:20.600 --> 0:16:21.440 Of the cans. 0:16:21.840 --> 0:16:23.520 Yeah I had. I had a good amount of the 0:16:23.560 --> 0:16:26.400 second can, but I didn't. I made sure I was drunk, 0:16:26.440 --> 0:16:28.200 but I was like not drunk enough to just like 0:16:28.240 --> 0:16:28.600 hog it. 0:16:28.640 --> 0:16:30.120 I made sure to leave some left. 0:16:29.880 --> 0:16:32.640 Over, but yeah, I was like drunk, but I was 0:16:32.720 --> 0:16:35.440 just like I need food to absorb some of this. 0:16:35.640 --> 0:16:37.760 Like right now, I know I'll have a hangover tomorrow 0:16:37.800 --> 0:16:40.800 and I don't eat and oh my god, the best 0:16:40.840 --> 0:16:44.080 part about concerts in LA is those motherfuckers with their 0:16:44.240 --> 0:16:46.760 fucking goddamn hot dog stands. 0:16:46.800 --> 0:16:47.800 Like I will. 0:16:47.680 --> 0:16:55.040 Literally I I will suck them dry, both both metaphorically, 0:16:55.440 --> 0:16:57.200 like I will buy all the hot dogs and leave 0:16:57.240 --> 0:16:57.720 them dry. 0:16:57.760 --> 0:16:58.600 And also like. 0:17:00.080 --> 0:17:02.040 Of them head that will send them to the emergency room, 0:17:02.240 --> 0:17:05.760 like I will, like I will deplete their body. 0:17:06.000 --> 0:17:10.000 Could you try them? No, my fucking gun, you're literally 0:17:10.080 --> 0:17:15.880 a slag, total fucking slag, fucking slag. 0:17:16.240 --> 0:17:18.120 Oh Kai is the one who bought my hot dog. 0:17:18.119 --> 0:17:21.200 God bless you. That ship was so fucking good. Someone 0:17:21.280 --> 0:17:24.080