Speaker 1: Welcome back to this stuff. Such a marsine to come.
Speaker 2: This is.
Speaker 1: It's the holidays. Drew just can't do the holidays because he's.
Speaker 2: I've lost so many it's not the same. It's a
Speaker 2: ghost town now, it's a ghost town at my house.
Speaker 1: Now, you fumbling with that damn hat.
Speaker 3: I got these hats and I didn't try them on,
Speaker 3: and literally the like white rim of the Santa hat
Speaker 3: is so fucking thick.
Speaker 2: The worst Sana hat I've ever fucking used in my life.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: But you should be fucking grateful because I'm just snap
Speaker 1: the ship out of you.
Speaker 2: I didn't say I wasn't grateful. I just said it's
Speaker 2: the worst.
Speaker 1: That's like that anyway.
Speaker 3: Hello, it's been a few days since we filmed and
Speaker 3: we've recharged.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're ready to go.
Speaker 2: Sorry about the last episode, I'm not sorry. Well no,
Speaker 2: I was just saying on my behalf because I spoke
Speaker 2: a total of three minutes.
Speaker 3: You know what it is sometimes you don't speak nearly
Speaker 3: as much as me, and then I think people think
Speaker 3: that I just like am over speaking, but I always
Speaker 3: am over speaking also, so it doesn't matter. That's like
Speaker 3: my personality is like being the person who shares the
Speaker 3: most words in the room and says the most nhing.
Speaker 2: You shouldn't apologize for that.
Speaker 1: Actually I should. It's really like annoying.
Speaker 4: Well, I do the same thing.
Speaker 3: That's why I'm saying, Okay, hopping right in. Should we
Speaker 3: start like where we've what we've done the past few days,
Speaker 3: or should we speak on.
Speaker 1: The soup debate?
Speaker 2: Let's talk about how our life is a fucking movie.
Speaker 1: Okay? Where do we start? Though, Like, like it's and
Speaker 1: it's a long movie.
Speaker 4: It's a goddamn movie.
Speaker 3: We it's like, honestly an excruciatingly long movie.
Speaker 2: It's it's ten out of ten review it on letterboxed
Speaker 2: movie material.
Speaker 1: Yeah, y'all should probably just put our life on there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if that's possible, are okay?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: It a cough. It was like a light one. It
Speaker 2: was like a little light tackle. And I didn't want
Speaker 2: to like cough all the way, so I just like
Speaker 2: let out a little one.
Speaker 1: So first off, we saw Drake and Kanye live.
Speaker 2: It was fucking Kanye was fucking awesome. Kanye was awesome.
Speaker 3: All I could think about is during the Donda CLB
Speaker 3: debate we had earlier when that album came out and
Speaker 3: how it was like, I was like, Drake is just
Speaker 3: the best, just the best, maybe just not live.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was that was pitiful Drake's performance. But I
Speaker 2: don't think after after I was like, oh, like Drake flopped.
Speaker 2: That was embarrassing. I think Kanye did him dirty blah
Speaker 2: blah blah. Like I when I watched it, I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: or when it was happening, I was like Kanye literally
Speaker 2: told him no, like you do your like five little
Speaker 2: new songs. Have the whole crowd fucking lit like it'll
Speaker 2: be awesome. And then Kanye was like, I'll do my
Speaker 2: old classics.
Speaker 4: No one will give a shit.
Speaker 2: I'm an old fart, no one cares anyways, which, like
Speaker 2: the classics were like so fucking crazy. Everybody was turned up.
Speaker 2: It was awesome. And then Drake did his like little
Speaker 2: five songs from CLB and it was the worst thing
Speaker 2: I've ever seen live.
Speaker 1: In mind, it felt like he performed for a total
Speaker 1: of three minutes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was awful.
Speaker 1: I will say, like, what's funny is I bought my ticket.
Speaker 3: Literally like four hours before, like five hours before the concert,
Speaker 3: because Drew and Kai had already decided like the day
Speaker 3: before they were going, and I was just like, I.
Speaker 1: Don't know, because all I could think about is I don't.
Speaker 3: Give a fuck about Donda, Like the only song on
Speaker 3: there that I give a fuck about is Life of
Speaker 3: the Party. And I was like, I would rather actually
Speaker 3: keel over and die right now than be tortured by
Speaker 3: being in a stadium and hearing that album live, Like
Speaker 3: I would actually like that is.
Speaker 1: Torture for me.
Speaker 2: On the way there, I was like, this is gonna
Speaker 2: be the worst fucking experience of my life. Like I
Speaker 2: can't believe I did this.
Speaker 3: I'm so and we spent and also I don't want
Speaker 3: it to seem like we like went for free. We
Speaker 3: like spent a lot of way too much money.
Speaker 2: On taking a lot of money. But I justified it
Speaker 2: because I was like, oh, it's Drake and Kanye, two
Speaker 2: of the biggest artists in the world.
Speaker 3: Like it yeah, no, it makes fun sense. Like when
Speaker 3: I saw Drake and twenty sixteen, I think that ticket
Speaker 3: alone was like one hundred and seventy dollars, Like it
Speaker 3: was not cheap, even like in twenty sixteen to see
Speaker 3: him so like for two.
Speaker 1: Of them, like it made sense. It's like double that price.
Speaker 3: So it made sense, but I was just like, I
Speaker 3: don't want to spend like fucking three hundred to see
Speaker 3: an album I hate, and then maybe maybe I get
Speaker 3: to see like pipe Down live, like or TSU live.
Speaker 3: But then I was like getting ready to go to
Speaker 3: a museum with a Lisa, and I was like just
Speaker 3: like doing my little thing, and I was listening to
Speaker 3: Life of the Party and I was like, what if,
Speaker 3: by some grace of God, like he brings Andre three
Speaker 3: thousand out?
Speaker 1: Like I don't know what a delusion I have.
Speaker 3: First of all, like as a human being, like that,
Speaker 3: he's just gonna bring Andre three thousand out.
Speaker 1: But I was like what if. Like I'm like, he's
Speaker 1: brought out the most random people at other things, but
Speaker 1: what if he does this? And I was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god.
Speaker 3: And it felt like such a thing in their beef,
Speaker 3: Like that song was such a catalyst for like the
Speaker 3: beef squashing in my brain.
Speaker 1: So I was like, this makes so much sense.
Speaker 3: He's gonna do this live. And I was not excited
Speaker 3: to see him, but I keep saying it. The second
Speaker 3: Jesus Walk started and then he just like kept going
Speaker 3: and then he is doing like all of the.
Speaker 1: Lies, I literally said to Lisa. Yeah, we cried.
Speaker 3: I literally the sentence I said to Lisa, which is
Speaker 3: the most funny shit ever, is like I made the joke, like,
Speaker 3: what is this god fearing man gonna do all of
Speaker 3: a sudden like play fucking gold Digger live?
Speaker 1: And he did and it was magnificent. I haven't felt
Speaker 1: that much joined so long.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was smiling the entire fucking time. Everybody around me
Speaker 2: was smiling the entire time. It was, honestly, such a
Speaker 2: beautiful moment top twenty five experiences of my life.
Speaker 1: It literally you know what it was. It was probably
Speaker 1: because we went there, That's why he did that.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well the craziest fucking part, No, the craziest part
Speaker 2: of the entire fucking thing. And I don't know why
Speaker 2: it didn't catch on the fucking Amazon live stream. But
Speaker 2: Drake pointed me, pointed at me. He pointed at me,
Speaker 2: back me up in you. He pointed at me from
Speaker 2: the fucking stage in the middle of his performance. He
Speaker 2: cut every fucking he cut his mic, he cut all
Speaker 2: the music. He was like, hold up, hold up, pointed
Speaker 2: at me and said Drew Phillips, and I was like,
Speaker 2: holy fuck.
Speaker 4: Yes. He was like did you shave? Like did you shave?
Speaker 4: And I was like, shaved.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, does he mean mustache or
Speaker 1: like yeah. I was like, I was like, what is
Speaker 1: he talking about right now?
Speaker 2: But of course I shaved my fucking pubes because in
Speaker 2: the off chance that fucking Drake saw me in the crowd,
Speaker 2: like I was gonna be manicured in manscaped. He pointed
Speaker 2: at me, Thank god I shaved my pubes, because I
Speaker 2: was like, yes, yes, I shaved my fucking pubes.
Speaker 4: He sent his security guards.
Speaker 3: No, no, you're not even talking about that. This is
Speaker 3: the craziest part. Not only did he send his security guards,
Speaker 3: but like almost like in like you know the things
Speaker 3: you get on at the airport where it's like you
Speaker 3: stand there and it's like that like roadway thing that
Speaker 3: keeps you. It's like an escalator with no steps. One
Speaker 3: of those shot from drew seat down to the stage.
Speaker 4: It was like he fucking planned it. I have no id.
Speaker 2: I wasn't even sitting in the same seat my ticket
Speaker 2: was bought for. It was unfucking really, it was like
Speaker 2: one of the most unbelievable experiences.
Speaker 4: Of my life.
Speaker 2: Security guards grabbed me, put me on this fucking conveyor belt.
Speaker 2: I just screwed it across. It was the most awkward
Speaker 2: fifteen minutes of my entire.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I will say they also shown the spotlight Andrew,
Speaker 3: so it was just like it was like the attention
Speaker 3: wasn't even on Drake anymore.
Speaker 2: Stadium was silent, and he was just whispering in my
Speaker 2: ear like all these really naughty things that I don't
Speaker 2: want to get into. He was like, come backstage after
Speaker 2: me and Kanye are gonna treat you right, like all
Speaker 2: these really naughty things.
Speaker 1: You didn't tell me that.
Speaker 2: Where did you think I went after the fucking concert?
Speaker 1: I thought, I don't know you. I thought you went
Speaker 1: to like a bar or something.
Speaker 2: I didn't know you, Like, Oh no, I was backstage
Speaker 2: with Kanye and Drake doing unforeseen things.
Speaker 4: I don't want to talk about it.
Speaker 3: Oh so you're a slut, you like give it up
Speaker 3: really easier, a fucking slut, Like.
Speaker 2: It's Kanye and Drake, Like you wouldn't do the.
Speaker 3: Fucking Those are just people and you're like making them
Speaker 3: seem like this like weird, like hierarchy, Like a slut
Speaker 3: is a slut is a slut like you gave it
Speaker 3: up easy, You're a slut, like.
Speaker 2: You're a bitch. Oh my fucking oh my god. Anyways, actually,
Speaker 2: but he did he did sex with Drake and fucking Kanye.
Speaker 2: Did you want me to say it out loud? Yes,
Speaker 2: I had Drake with fucking sexy Drake. Sexy Drake and
Speaker 2: Kanye sex. It was unbelievable. Orgy blood orgy.
Speaker 1: That's like a three something that's not an orange.
Speaker 2: Cut, my thigh open.
Speaker 1: Okay, cho.
Speaker 3: But I will say after that, like it was a
Speaker 3: quickie because he let you come back to your seat
Speaker 3: and then we kept watching the concert.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was so fucking weird.
Speaker 1: And oh you know what I realized is like, you know.
Speaker 4: How my pubes grew back?
Speaker 2: I don't. I literally have no idea why at all.
Speaker 2: It's actually really scary.
Speaker 1: I would hope they grow back to if they did,
Speaker 1: that'd be really bad.
Speaker 3: Anyways, you know how like when I said this at
Speaker 3: the concert, and I just need to reiterate it, Like
Speaker 3: when I was younger and I would go to like
Speaker 3: a one direction concert, like yeah, I'm like I'm fucking
Speaker 3: stripping my kuchi because like Harry Styles is probably gonna
Speaker 3: like he's one hundred pc gonna to have sex with me,
Speaker 3: although it's just so funny, like at the age of
Speaker 3: like fourteen, being like, yeah, this.
Speaker 1: Twenty one year old is like deaf gonna want to
Speaker 1: fuck me today, like.
Speaker 3: Because like it's such a like child thing, Like it's
Speaker 3: just like the delusion.
Speaker 1: But kids at Kanye and Drake shows dress up like my.
Speaker 3: Fucking god, Drake or Kanye is gonna see them and
Speaker 3: be like that fucking outfit and are you a.
Speaker 2: Silent on my team? I need you on my fucking team.
Speaker 2: How did you?
Speaker 1: How the fuck did you? Where did you source that
Speaker 1: jacket from?
Speaker 2: See?
Speaker 4: I allow it.
Speaker 2: I'm like like king, I'm I'm king. I am like
Speaker 2: King of fashion, like we know this. I will allow
Speaker 2: it just because it that is their moment, Like they
Speaker 2: prepared for months this outfit to wear to this concert
Speaker 2: and they feel fucking awesome in it. I honestly, have
Speaker 2: you ever felt good in an outfit?
Speaker 4: And I feel good.
Speaker 1: In an outfit every single day because I fucking serve.
Speaker 3: Well, that's embarrassing. You should serve every day. You're being
Speaker 3: seen every day, bibbs, But dressed it up.
Speaker 2: I'm okay with it, but the outfits were.
Speaker 3: Something so fucking bad, and like the guys at that
Speaker 3: show would walk with such a swagger that I'm like,
Speaker 3: who are you like and who do you think you are?
Speaker 3: Because I need to know. Also, we saw a white
Speaker 3: girl with the craziest fit.
Speaker 4: Ever and she was literally from the metaverse.
Speaker 2: She was like she was like in PC, I mean
Speaker 2: a fucking character, her character in the metaverse, but in
Speaker 2: real life, like a crazy neon pink vinyl dress, like
Speaker 2: the craziest skirt I've ever seen, dude, what's worth it?
Speaker 1: It wasn't even a skirt.
Speaker 3: It was like a caught in like a pair of shorts.
Speaker 3: And I was like, you're cold, You're fucking.
Speaker 1: Cold right now.
Speaker 2: It's crazy hearted.
Speaker 1: But yeah, the show was awesome.
Speaker 3: And then the uber home was one hundred and seven dollars.
Speaker 3: And also we waited in line for a beer for
Speaker 3: forty fucking minutes and then we were getting to the front.
Speaker 4: I forgot about this.
Speaker 2: I we were we were halfway through the line and
Speaker 2: the show is about to start. Kai was waiting in
Speaker 2: line with us, and that, oh my. Kai was like,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go back, and as I asked, Ky, can
Speaker 2: you record the concert please, so I don't miss the intro.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna stay back within you so she doesn't get
Speaker 2: abducted by one of these barred out fucking zandi.
Speaker 4: They were all on Xanax, like the amount of xantis.
Speaker 3: That couple who kept walking back and forth, who was
Speaker 3: like sixteen, I was like, they like can't drive a car,
Speaker 3: and right now they're probably the most fucked up.
Speaker 1: Like I've never been as fucked up as they are,
Speaker 1: and I will never be.
Speaker 2: There was insane. I was like young need actually.
Speaker 3: And the boyfriend was like walking around and the girlfriend
Speaker 3: was like trying her best to keep her fucked.
Speaker 1: Up vision straight and like follow him around.
Speaker 2: But yeah, uh. But we got halfway through this line
Speaker 2: and I said out loud, I was, I said, you
Speaker 2: know what if we get to the front and they
Speaker 2: run out of alcohol. I said it jokingly because I
Speaker 2: was like, that's not gonna fucking happen. Of course they're
Speaker 2: not gonna run out of alcohol. It's like a giant
Speaker 2: fucking concert. Lo and behold, we get to the fucking
Speaker 2: front and they run out of goddamn alcohol.
Speaker 3: To be fair, they ran out of beer, but I
Speaker 3: guess everyone wanted beer, and nobody wanted whine, and there
Speaker 3: was like wine left at the bottom of the coolers,
Speaker 3: and the way I went into like fucking I went
Speaker 3: into solution mode the second I saw a problem. I
Speaker 3: literally walked to the other booth, walked in front, and
Speaker 3: I was like, I will buy whatever the fuck you
Speaker 3: want from this booth. If you buy my thing, like
Speaker 3: I will buy you.
Speaker 4: We waited in this line for forty five minutes.
Speaker 1: Yes, I was like I wasn't even desperate to have
Speaker 1: alcohol like that.
Speaker 4: I was like, this is embarrassing.
Speaker 1: I've just waited here too long. And also I was
Speaker 1: so cold.
Speaker 3: I was like I kind of need alcohol to sustain
Speaker 3: a living temperature in my body right now, Like I
Speaker 3: need it to like overheat me.
Speaker 2: And I was like, I'm going to have a drink
Speaker 2: because it's gonna be fun, it's gonna loosen me up,
Speaker 2: and I'm gonna like have a good fucking time. I
Speaker 2: was so excited to have one of those giant fucking
Speaker 2: cans of of like beer. I was so excited to
Speaker 2: have one because I haven't had one since I was
Speaker 2: like eighteen. Wait, I'm from the Etam, I'm from the
Speaker 2: uk Okay.
Speaker 4: I was like I should go into that.
Speaker 3: No, no, not today. That's like, dude, that's a whole story,
Speaker 3: that's your origin story.
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe I'll talk about that later. Yeah.
Speaker 2: But I was excited to drink about or drink. I
Speaker 2: was excited to drink that fucking tallest kind of alcohol.
Speaker 2: But we got wine whatever, it was.
Speaker 4: Whatever.
Speaker 2: I was like, it's gonna be fun. It's still gonna
Speaker 2: We're still gonna have a fu fun it was. It
Speaker 2: was a goddamn blast. I chugged my glass of wine,
Speaker 2: my glass and a half glass and three quarters of wine,
Speaker 2: and I was the most sexy.
Speaker 4: I've ever been in my entire life. I felt fucking
Speaker 4: sexy hot.
Speaker 2: Like there was a photo that I found of myself
Speaker 2: recently where I was like, this is the hottest I've
Speaker 2: ever been in my entire life.
Speaker 4: Maybe we'll flash it up on the screen.
Speaker 2: Maybe not.
Speaker 1: You're literally holding like a gun in it.
Speaker 2: I don't give a ship. It's legal, Like it was
Speaker 2: a legal gun. It was a legal strap, and I
Speaker 2: have I'm practicing gun safety, my fingers not on the trigger.
Speaker 2: But I was like, I'm sexy, fucking hot, like I
Speaker 2: feel good, and I put the show the way Oh my.
Speaker 4: God, God, we fucking did that, dude.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I don't even know if we told
Speaker 2: KYI about that literally after okay, but let me finish
Speaker 2: the wine story. Yeah, drank wine. I was like, why
Speaker 2: didn't no one fucking tell me that wine is like
Speaker 2: the best drunk I've ever had in my entire life, Like,
Speaker 2: this is fucking awesome. I woke up the next day
Speaker 2: like the almost the worst hangover I've ever had in
Speaker 2: my life.
Speaker 4: That's an example, which.
Speaker 3: Is a lie because like I've literally we've all seen
Speaker 3: you pass away on the sidewalk before.
Speaker 4: I wasn't hungover after that.
Speaker 2: That's the craziest part I know, because I don't think it.
Speaker 4: Was, but uh yeah I was.
Speaker 2: I had a raging headache. I've never had a headache
Speaker 2: when I was hungover. I had lights and civitian and
Speaker 2: I took a vow that very moment, that very next day,
Speaker 2: I will never drink wine again. I had a great night.
Speaker 2: It was awesome, but fuck the way it made me
Speaker 2: feel the next day.
Speaker 4: But it did regulate my shits.
Speaker 2: I did regulate my shits. It like I was consipated
Speaker 2: and I'm shitting.
Speaker 1: Good again, you know.
Speaker 3: What I will say, though, I think that was like
Speaker 3: really sugary wine and that's probably why it gave us
Speaker 3: a headache, because I also had headache, and I think
Speaker 3: most wines don't have like a high sugar content, but
Speaker 3: since it was like canned wine, it's like kind of shitty. Yeah,
Speaker 3: But after the fucking show, we get out and I'm like,
Speaker 3: I need a hot dog because I hadn't eat in
Speaker 3: for so long that my one, I feel like you
Speaker 3: killed both of the glasses for the most part, like both.
Speaker 1: Of the cans.
Speaker 2: Yeah I had. I had a good amount of the
Speaker 2: second can, but I didn't. I made sure I was drunk,
Speaker 2: but I was like not drunk enough to just like
Speaker 2: hog it.
Speaker 4: I made sure to leave some left.
Speaker 3: Over, but yeah, I was like drunk, but I was
Speaker 3: just like I need food to absorb some of this.
Speaker 3: Like right now, I know I'll have a hangover tomorrow
Speaker 3: and I don't eat and oh my god, the best
Speaker 3: part about concerts in LA is those motherfuckers with their
Speaker 3: fucking goddamn hot dog stands.
Speaker 1: Like I will.
Speaker 3: Literally I I will suck them dry, both both metaphorically,
Speaker 3: like I will buy all the hot dogs and leave
Speaker 3: them dry.
Speaker 1: And also like.
Speaker 3: Of them head that will send them to the emergency room,
Speaker 3: like I will, like I will deplete their body.
Speaker 2: Could you try them? No, my fucking gun, you're literally
Speaker 2: a slag, total fucking slag, fucking slag.
Speaker 1: Oh Kai is the one who bought my hot dog.
Speaker 3: God bless you. That ship was so fucking good. Someone
Speaker 3: ran up to us later and I was like candling that.
Speaker 2: Fucking hot dog.
Speaker 3: It was so embarrassing because I was like eating and
Speaker 3: I looked up and I see her, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: she's watching me slurp the funk out of this hot
Speaker 3: right now, and all the onions were like falling out
Speaker 3: of my mouth.
Speaker 2: And I was like, yeah, I've seen I've never seen
Speaker 2: you eat food that fast in my entire life.
Speaker 4: It was gone in thirty seconds.
Speaker 2: It was so And it's not one of those like
Speaker 2: pussy hot dogs that you get from the movie theater.
Speaker 1: No, it's a big boy.
Speaker 4: The girthy fucking like four and a half girth.
Speaker 2: I take it down, it's like a it's like a
Speaker 2: very average sized penis hot dog. Yeah, it's like four
Speaker 2: and a half girth, five inch girth, like six inch.
Speaker 4: Lang.
Speaker 1: You're like going really in detail.
Speaker 3: Anyways, hit my line anybody who wants to try.
Speaker 1: But we got out and drew I don't know where
Speaker 1: the fuck this came from out of him.
Speaker 3: We didn't tell you this guy, but he just like
Speaker 3: was like I'm gonna tap his shoulder, and I was
Speaker 3: like who, And I look and it's a stranger and
Speaker 3: he runs up and taps her shoulder and keeps walking.
Speaker 4: And then with it, I was I was no.
Speaker 3: I looked back at the videos lately. We were moving
Speaker 3: so slowly.
Speaker 2: We need to insert the videos after we finished the
Speaker 2: story myself, we were moving so I literally felt like
Speaker 2: I was like killing.
Speaker 1: It was I'm not kidding. That's the most like childish
Speaker 1: fun I've had in so long.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because also in the videos one I pissed myself,
Speaker 3: like I fully like let out a little piss from
Speaker 3: laughing so hard.
Speaker 2: And it's just me.
Speaker 3: Walking with my hot dog and like like cracking up
Speaker 3: and my puffer is on, so it's like like me laughing.
Speaker 2: Over that I'm walking up and I tapped this dud's shoulder.
Speaker 2: It goes over, well, like I get him. He looks
Speaker 2: the wrong way. It's embarrassing for him, and I keep going.
Speaker 3: Which I blame this behavior on Mason, because Mason is
Speaker 3: the one who like brought this.
Speaker 2: And then and then I do it again to another
Speaker 2: couple and it goes overwhelm and I'm like, oh, I'm
Speaker 2: like killing it. And then I do it again and
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, I'm fucking killing it. And then we
Speaker 2: like reached this sidewalk and there's like these group this
Speaker 2: group of people walking in front of us, and I'm like, ya,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna charge at this group of people and then
Speaker 2: just like run as fast as I can at this
Speaker 2: group of people and then just turn. And I'm not kidding.
Speaker 2: I ran as fast as possible at this group of
Speaker 2: people like twenty like like if I didn't stop, I
Speaker 2: would have given four people a concussion and sent them
Speaker 2: to the fucking hospital.
Speaker 4: I would have plowed through them. And I sprinted at them.
Speaker 2: And then I stopped and turned and just started walking
Speaker 2: very slowly with the group. And there's a girl in
Speaker 2: the group. We need, actually, we need to normalize running
Speaker 2: after girls in the dead of night, Like we just
Speaker 2: need to normalize that and scaring the fuck out of them.
Speaker 3: We need to normalize men charging at women, but doing
Speaker 3: no body at.
Speaker 2: Home exactly, So I did that, say in the dead
Speaker 2: of nights. She was pissed rightfully, so she was like,
Speaker 2: that's not fucking funny, Like you fucking freak. Like she
Speaker 2: was like, that's it's.
Speaker 3: Not funny to just charge at girls, or like it's
Speaker 3: not just funny to charge at people. And what made
Speaker 3: it worse is my goofy ass was like running behind him,
Speaker 3: and then Cat caught up and was like cracking up,
Speaker 3: Like I was drunk enough that I couldn't like I
Speaker 3: couldn't gauge the fact that just like my social cue
Speaker 3: at that moment was to like laugh under my breath.
Speaker 1: I was laughing so fucking.
Speaker 2: I was laughing out loud. I was spraying, like my
Speaker 2: spit in my mask. In my mask by the end
Speaker 2: of the night was sopping. We like you could have
Speaker 2: my fucking soliva out of it.
Speaker 4: It was discussed and then I have.
Speaker 3: A video of Drew doing it like he the first
Speaker 3: person he does it to. The video just goes haha,
Speaker 3: because like at one point it just like was not slick.
Speaker 3: He was like we got on a sidewalk where there
Speaker 3: was borderline nobody else, so it was very obvious that
Speaker 3: it was us because it's also me trailing behind with
Speaker 3: my phone to my chest like obviously recording, like.
Speaker 2: And then we and then the last one that we did,
Speaker 2: I got we got to like where we were getting
Speaker 2: picked up, like the Uber spot, and just there was
Speaker 2: a bunch of people walking by and as I would
Speaker 2: walk by, I would just tap their shoulder and I
Speaker 2: did it to like four couples in a row, and
Speaker 2: the last one, like the video is so funny because
Speaker 2: I go to do it and then I realized he's
Speaker 2: like looking at me. He's like, oh, we're going to
Speaker 2: fucking tap my shoulder, like very straight guy, and I
Speaker 2: was like, I just started like making up conversation within you, like.
Speaker 3: Moving his hand around so that he looked hello, like
Speaker 3: flamboyant in movement, so it looked like it was an accident.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like, yeah, the uber is on its
Speaker 2: way right there. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I wonder if these are uber like blacks that are
Speaker 3: waiting for people to order.
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 1: I can remember anymore, the.
Speaker 2: One with the other. I think they're Uber blacks.
Speaker 3: Also, a girl asked for me to cover for her
Speaker 3: to pity, and then she just pissed right behind us,
Speaker 3: like she was like, can you like come and watch
Speaker 3: like over me while I p And I was like
Speaker 3: looking around and I was like, there's nowhere to.
Speaker 4: Piss girl, Like I said, go piss girl.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: We were like I was just like you might as
Speaker 1: well just like do it, and.
Speaker 6: I was like, oh, I would do it, but the
Speaker 6: uber it said that it was right there, and I
Speaker 6: was like, also, I'll ride for any of my girl's
Speaker 6: piss like Aliso o'byan Elsie, like any of my girls,
Speaker 6: Like I'll let your piss like splash off the concrete
Speaker 6: off to me.
Speaker 1: I love you, but this random ass, would.
Speaker 2: You let my piss splash off the concrete and hit you?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Really, because it's probably like I've seen your diet, it's
Speaker 3: like actually gonna like radiate through my skin and then
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get like a tumor wherever it lands there enough.
Speaker 3: But I was also like why I don't even have
Speaker 3: anything to cover her, Like, I'm like, she's just gonna
Speaker 3: piss on me.
Speaker 1: And then I was and her boyfriend was with her.
Speaker 1: I was like, what a bad boyfriend just cover for her?
Speaker 2: A bitch?
Speaker 1: Literally, Yeah, And he didn't. He just like stood there
Speaker 1: washy pissed and I was like, you.
Speaker 2: Are going now? Yeah. It was.
Speaker 4: It was naughty.
Speaker 2: And then we got home and laid in my bed
Speaker 2: and we were just like, that was the best night
Speaker 2: of our fucking line.
Speaker 1: I like kids came home and we're like sitting around.
Speaker 2: It was so fucking cute, and I was watching all
Speaker 2: the videos I took. It was really it was a
Speaker 2: fantastic night. And to think that I was indifferent about going,
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 1: Like, I know, I almost bailed.
Speaker 3: I was like, if I didn't spend this much money
Speaker 3: on it, I would have bailed.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I was like I should not have come because
Speaker 2: then the uber was like hella, I don't know. It was.
Speaker 2: It was a mess getting there, but getting there and.
Speaker 1: Then even the beer situation was like this is not
Speaker 1: working in our favor.
Speaker 2: But it was fucking awesome. In a second, Kanye Start
Speaker 2: came on. I was like, my job was dropped the
Speaker 2: entire time.
Speaker 1: And then walking down the stairs was so fucking funny though.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I've seen models, Yeah, I've seen models go
Speaker 3: downstairs and look up straight.
Speaker 1: I'm like, they're so embarrassed about the idea following right
Speaker 1: now that they like they can't even take the risk
Speaker 1: and look up for a second, they're likely goofy.
Speaker 2: Then what?
Speaker 1: Then jay Z offered us twenty million dollars.
Speaker 4: It was fucking It was so cycle.
Speaker 1: It was like I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 3: And it was weird to say no because it was like, listen,
Speaker 3: I know you're like not only like a fucking gazillionaire,
Speaker 3: but like an entrepreneur, and.
Speaker 2: Sorry, keep going a billionaire at heart, Like you're.
Speaker 3: Good no, because you want me to keep going immediately.
Speaker 3: Like I've told you before, your consequence is silence, So
Speaker 3: watch what the fuck you say to me.
Speaker 2: Your consequence is a nipple slurp clap.
Speaker 1: Was so loud it like hurt me. I wanted to
Speaker 1: make it seem like a slap droom.
Speaker 3: Anyways, So good, it was a delayed reaction.
Speaker 2: Your consequence is spink.
Speaker 1: Anyways. We went to the leflur Purpur and jay Z
Speaker 1: was there.
Speaker 3: And I okay, Like, honestly, I like I like going
Speaker 3: to things like that and like supporting friends and like
Speaker 3: people who I like look up to.
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is like awesome, but it was really
Speaker 1: weird for.
Speaker 3: Someone like jay Z to like show up and I
Speaker 3: was like, oh, my god, he's here to like be here.
Speaker 1: But then he like immediately pointed me and True out and.
Speaker 4: Like he like, kind are having fun.
Speaker 2: You guys are having fun on that swing set. I
Speaker 2: want to join.
Speaker 3: He like ran up to us like, which was like
Speaker 3: so sweet and like human like like it was just
Speaker 3: like such a human moments watching jay Z like run in.
Speaker 4: Grass it was skippy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like a little bit of a skip.
Speaker 3: And then he did come up to us and he
Speaker 3: was like, oh my god, like, can I use the
Speaker 3: swing I haven't like been like on.
Speaker 1: A swing set and so long.
Speaker 3: I said no, yeah, and then he was like I
Speaker 3: like your spunk and that you stand your ground. And
Speaker 3: actually I wasn't gonna bring this up. I was like
Speaker 3: my spunk, you know, he's just he's a bit older.
Speaker 3: So he was like, I like, I like your spunk and.
Speaker 7: My coomb.
Speaker 2: Like your cum.
Speaker 4: I don't think you spunk means.
Speaker 1: That is not what spunk means.
Speaker 2: The fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 4: That is like a slang word for.
Speaker 1: Spunk in charisma.
Speaker 3: That's like spunk is like, oh you got spunk, kid,
Speaker 3: Like that's like an old people thing.
Speaker 1: It was an old No, it is not it is.
Speaker 3: The fact that two people who claim to be straight
Speaker 3: know like such a random word for.
Speaker 4: Comm I'm straight.
Speaker 2: That's it, that's a sentence. Yep, I'm a straight fifteen
Speaker 2: year old person.
Speaker 4: A partner to Mini.
Speaker 8: Okay, So so yeah, jay Z just came up to
Speaker 8: us and he was like, honestly, I wasn't going to
Speaker 8: bring this up because I was kind of shy, and
Speaker 8: I was like, oh my god, jay Z's like to
Speaker 8: be around us, and then he was like, oh, like I.
Speaker 2: Love emergency and a calm, and then he like really
Speaker 2: tried to buy it from us, and we were like, no,
Speaker 2: you're like freaking It was like, I'll give you seventeen
Speaker 2: million dollars for fifteen percent, which is a disgraceful amount
Speaker 2: of money.
Speaker 4: Yeah, are you fucking like.
Speaker 3: We have an estimation of this podcast being worth like
Speaker 3: five hundred million.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like a two million dollar evaluation, Like, are you
Speaker 2: out of your fucking mind?
Speaker 3: Probably, But basically we denied him, and then the rest
Speaker 3: of it was like really fun and beautiful, but like
Speaker 3: that was like, that was just such an unreal moment. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's JC trying to buy the podcast from us, and.
Speaker 2: Then I jumped off the fucking hill and rolled down
Speaker 2: and got cactus thorns all in me. I tried to
Speaker 2: kill myself.
Speaker 1: I was gonna I was gonna be the first person
Speaker 1: to kill myself with the laflir pop up. That's like,
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding.
Speaker 3: That's the first thing I said when we got there,
Speaker 3: because it's like, like there was like this beautiful fucking view.
Speaker 2: It was a utopia. It was literally the most magical
Speaker 2: thing I've ever like been to in my life. It
Speaker 2: was like a utopian society. Like when you got out
Speaker 2: of that fucking car, it felt like you had entered
Speaker 2: like an entirely different world. They were like kids running around.
Speaker 2: It was super cute and they were Yeah, it was
Speaker 2: just actually beautiful and the perfume smells fucking awesome.
Speaker 1: It was also just.
Speaker 3: So well thought out and I bought way more than
Speaker 3: I expected.
Speaker 1: I bought like three things, but no regret.
Speaker 2: What are they called the little hat that I bought
Speaker 2: bas No, it's not that's a grandma.
Speaker 9: The they'll know, they'll know what fucking hat they just
Speaker 9: made of thorns? Like what babuska thorns?
Speaker 4: Sorry, I'm actually like losing it.
Speaker 2: I'm a literally like I'm a little crazy right now,
Speaker 2: I'm a crazy little guy.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it was actually so fucking awesome.
Speaker 3: And then like it was so beautiful and we got
Speaker 3: there and I looked over the edge and I was like,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be the first person to commit suicide at
Speaker 3: this fuck that is a vet because I was like,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna jump off this clip right now.
Speaker 1: That's not funny.
Speaker 4: It is a little real, Okay.
Speaker 3: I also I want to just like say this. I
Speaker 3: saw two things where.
Speaker 7: I was like, oh, I beat your ass in chest too,
Speaker 7: shut the fuck up, like you got your shit rocked.
Speaker 3: You should care about beating some ass in real life sexually,
Speaker 3: and not about beating as in chess.
Speaker 2: Do you hear yourself like I eat ass in real
Speaker 2: life and I beat ass in chess. I brushed my
Speaker 2: hair and girls out for the first time in a
Speaker 2: long time, and they're really fucking annoying.
Speaker 4: I hate my hair.
Speaker 1: Anyway, it was beautiful.
Speaker 3: Oh but I saw this thing that I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: someone really worried about my finances, which it sounded like
Speaker 3: a man said it, because then one of the things
Speaker 3: was do you think she'll have to start an OnlyFans?
Speaker 3: And I hold you fucking slip and get a concussion
Speaker 3: and twist your hip and you can never walk straight again,
Speaker 3: because what.
Speaker 1: The fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 3: Like like and that's not a dis to only fans,
Speaker 3: but like for you to act like you give a
Speaker 3: fuck about my like my safety and like like my
Speaker 3: like my like, oh, I hope she's not raking up debt.
Speaker 1: Do you think she'll turn to OnlyFans like what, you
Speaker 1: don't actually care?
Speaker 2: You just I was about to say, that's just him
Speaker 2: like projecting his like like hopefully, like.
Speaker 3: He just wants to fucking suck my nipples. And I'm like, girl, like,
Speaker 3: you're not gonna get to like.
Speaker 4: Shut him both.
Speaker 1: He's gonna hear this and be so sad.
Speaker 4: Good. That was a little weird of him.
Speaker 8: I know.
Speaker 3: All the comments were like, hey, I think she's like fine,
Speaker 3: but also why did you mention only that?
Speaker 1: All of like my followers were like why did you
Speaker 1: do that?
Speaker 3: And then someone else was really worried about your like
Speaker 3: mental health, and like was like yeah, they say like
Speaker 3: really like scary things sometimes and I'm so.
Speaker 4: Sorry be worried.
Speaker 1: I don't want anyone to actually worry about us. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I have fucking therapy tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Cancel, Li, cancel because we've.
Speaker 3: Been filming at night, so tomorrow we just have to
Speaker 3: keep it the fucking licorice pizza.
Speaker 1: We're gonna go see it tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Oh it's at seven and my therapy at eight. Oh damn, damn, damn, damn.
Speaker 3: I got really scared because I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: this episode's gonna come out before we watch it, and
Speaker 3: like they're gonna fucking spoil it for me in the comments.
Speaker 3: But I'm gonna see it before this week before Happy Christmas.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what were we even talking about?
Speaker 1: Your fucking bob.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, we're talking.
Speaker 2: About people are literally being worried about my mental health.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you should be worried, you or so you
Speaker 2: should worry about me?
Speaker 1: Know what you worry?
Speaker 2: I'm I have a second thought about me before you
Speaker 2: go to bed every night.
Speaker 1: I am not kidding.
Speaker 3: I don't think I'm capable of being like depressed anymore because.
Speaker 1: Of how dumb I am.
Speaker 4: I literally feel the same way.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm so good right now. I make all
Speaker 2: these jokes to like combat how to combat those feelings,
Speaker 2: but I feel actually fucking awesome, like genuinely don't worry
Speaker 2: about me. I may say some dark things, but like
Speaker 2: at the end of the day, like, I'm fine.
Speaker 3: It's funny the joke about how scary life can be exactly. Also,
Speaker 3: I actually I haven't had like, no, that's a lie.
Speaker 3: I was like really fucking sad for a minute, but
Speaker 3: that was like, what's it called their situational? Yeah, that
Speaker 3: was situational. But I haven't had a depressive episode since
Speaker 3: this time last year.
Speaker 2: So I'm on a good strong depression.
Speaker 1: Yeah, seessontal depression hasn't really bothered me. But I think
Speaker 1: it's because there's not a single moment where I'm in silence.
Speaker 2: I know there's there's We've been working so fucking much,
Speaker 2: we've been so social, it's like we don't have time.
Speaker 1: Maybe this is probably why, like normal people are normal because.
Speaker 2: They're normal people scare me. Though normal people scare the
Speaker 2: fuck out of me.
Speaker 1: Normal people make me horny.
Speaker 2: We should get Galaxy tights for the podcast one episode
Speaker 2: and wear them.
Speaker 1: I'm literally gonna get a shank.
Speaker 3: In during a filming of an episode. I'm gonna stab
Speaker 3: you in the fuckingtions.
Speaker 2: I would actually allow that, literally just one day, stab me.
Speaker 2: I don't care as long as it's I won't I
Speaker 2: won't sue you, I won't press charges. I'll be like
Speaker 2: I deserved it. She's protecting yourself.
Speaker 4: I just want to feel it. Let's go to the
Speaker 4: uh the soup?
Speaker 1: Oh, should we do soup?
Speaker 2: We'll say, I don't even know what you wanted to
Speaker 2: talk about with the.
Speaker 3: Soup because you don't fucking like soup and it's disrespectful.
Speaker 4: I was okay.
Speaker 2: I mentioned it way earlier on the podcast. I was like,
Speaker 2: y'all are lying about soup. So but I gave it
Speaker 2: a chance. I gave it another try. Like gorgeous, gorgeous
Speaker 2: guys hate soup. That's the real fucking saying. Fuck soup.
Speaker 2: Still fuck soup. It's not feeling. It's way too fucking
Speaker 2: hot all the time. There's absolutely no flavor in any soup.
Speaker 3: It sounds like you've never had soup made by somebody
Speaker 3: who's like making it with the passion.
Speaker 2: That may be correct, You may be a little right
Speaker 2: about that.
Speaker 3: Like no one was as passionate as my mom and
Speaker 3: dad hungover is fuck making a soup because they need
Speaker 3: nutrients to like regarner life, and like that soup was
Speaker 3: always so fucking good.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, soup just fucking sucks. End of conversation for me.
Speaker 2: There's no convincing me. I tried to convince myself. Soup
Speaker 2: fucking blows. You blows fucking chunks. It's just not Also,
Speaker 2: it's not a pleasant experience, like it's like liquid and chunks, Like,
Speaker 2: how are you supposed to eat that?
Speaker 4: Like you're are you dumb?
Speaker 1: Are you fucking dumb? Like, actually you're dumb.
Speaker 4: I'm not dumb.
Speaker 2: I'm a genius.
Speaker 4: Actually I have a very high IQ.
Speaker 3: That's something we still you ever once seeing you take
Speaker 3: a fu IQ test like you've like I've never seen
Speaker 3: you show me IQ Like.
Speaker 4: I'll look it up right now on my AMI.
Speaker 1: On your good.
Speaker 3: No, I mean like a real life one, not one
Speaker 3: off the fucking internet. Girl, Like he's not like kids
Speaker 3: who are like at home taking adah D like tests
Speaker 3: on Google and being like yep, that's me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's exactly what.
Speaker 1: Super is fucking good.
Speaker 3: I just wanted to defend soup because Drew claims he
Speaker 3: doesn't like soup even though you fuck.
Speaker 1: Up yours you had today.
Speaker 2: Never mind what we're gonna say. I was just gonna
Speaker 2: say another thing, and then I thought about it and
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, she's gonna react with silence, so
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna say no. Say I will know.
Speaker 1: I won't give you silence.
Speaker 2: You'll give me fucking silence. Say it the only soup
Speaker 2: I like a squirt soup.
Speaker 4: Or Jim soup.
Speaker 2: Oh, egg drops soup, but instead of eggs it's no, no,
Speaker 2: it's still egg drop soup.
Speaker 4: Ova soup.
Speaker 3: No egg drop soup would be if I took my
Speaker 3: Diva cup and dropped it in some fucking wow.
Speaker 2: Dude, I don't know what's going on. I don't know
Speaker 2: what's going on with this fucking chair man. It's cramping
Speaker 2: me up.
Speaker 1: Its fucking you up.
Speaker 4: My leg is like numb is shit right now?
Speaker 3: Um?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Egg drops soup, delicious deloine chise, okay should Oh,
Speaker 2: this is just something I wanted to say that I
Speaker 2: just need to get this thought out there. Get off
Speaker 2: your damn phone.
Speaker 1: Sorry.
Speaker 3: I was trying to see if I made plans with
Speaker 3: oriyon tonight. I was like, I don't think I did,
Speaker 3: but she texted me and I got really scared that
Speaker 3: I made plans that I forgot about.
Speaker 2: But no plan.
Speaker 1: She was replying to one of my toxic girl I've
Speaker 1: sent to her.
Speaker 2: I was about to say, a toxic trait we have
Speaker 2: is our friends not texting us back for one day
Speaker 2: and immediately assuming they're dead.
Speaker 3: No, that's different though, because like I hear from Orian
Speaker 3: at least once a day, Like there is once a
Speaker 3: like at least one time a day talk from Orian
Speaker 3: where it's like a toxic TikTok or I'll send her
Speaker 3: one and it'll be some sort of reaction or like interaction.
Speaker 1: But not only did she not and.
Speaker 3: She didn't post on her story for like two days,
Speaker 3: and I didn't hear for her for like two and
Speaker 3: a half days. I was like, oh, this bitch died,
Speaker 3: Like yeah, she was murdered. I'm gonna go find the murderer.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna know. The thing is, we were like, oh,
Speaker 2: she's dead, but like let's make let's make lunch first
Speaker 2: and then we'll go drive over to her house and
Speaker 2: check on her.
Speaker 3: I know. I was like, I'm gonna make breakfast first,
Speaker 3: because you know what, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1: This was a genuine thought I had.
Speaker 3: I was like, well, when I find out she's dead
Speaker 3: for real, like I'm gonna lose my appetite and I
Speaker 3: probably won't eat for a few days, so I need
Speaker 3: to We.
Speaker 2: Were genuinely like, I thought she was dead. This is
Speaker 2: the second time it has been very real that we
Speaker 2: thought one of our friends has passed away.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we thought I died. Yeah, And Okay.
Speaker 3: Also, I want to, like say, I keep clarifying this,
Speaker 3: but I've said it in Patreon and I haven't like
Speaker 3: said it publicly yet.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: If you want to hear me talk more, go on
Speaker 1: the Patreon like whatever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we have a bunch of episodes up now. It's
Speaker 2: a lit little community we have.
Speaker 1: I know the Discord is fun as anyway.
Speaker 4: Fun as fun, but it's scary as home.
Speaker 1: I've said it on there, I've said it on there,
Speaker 1: and I have to say it on here. Just because
Speaker 1: we bullyk Hi doesn't mean y'all get to fucking bully high.
Speaker 1: We bully Hi. But then we have sweet, sweet loving
Speaker 1: sex with him. We do not It makes up for it.
Speaker 4: We do not do the second part.
Speaker 2: We we do love each other though, and we make passion.
Speaker 2: We make love.
Speaker 3: And we thought he died and all of us freaked out,
Speaker 3: but then he was alive and he just had just
Speaker 3: see he turned off his phone for like two days
Speaker 3: for fucking attention.
Speaker 2: Like, literally, I'm.
Speaker 4: Gonna do that. What are y'all gonna do?
Speaker 3: You?
Speaker 4: What would y'all do if I disappeared for two days?
Speaker 1: If I disappear, I would not I'm not kidding.
Speaker 3: I like it because of the way you talk about you,
Speaker 3: like you need attention so much, like so much more.
Speaker 1: Than any human. I know that it's gonna be a
Speaker 1: really fucked up day.
Speaker 3: God forbid something does happen, because I'll just be so
Speaker 3: annoyed with you. I'll be like, this dumb motherfucker wants attention.
Speaker 3: You said something in the kai right before we started
Speaker 3: folking that. I was like, that is not true. And
Speaker 3: he's so annoying, Like I forgot what it was.
Speaker 2: I picked I picked up my new heart medicine today
Speaker 2: and I was like, he walked into the attention.
Speaker 1: He walked to me.
Speaker 3: He's like, should I start the medicine that I'm gonna
Speaker 3: have to take for the rest of my life? Like,
Speaker 3: and he's so dramatic, and I'm like, You're not taking
Speaker 3: that for the rest of your fucking life.
Speaker 2: I got so mad because like, you don't know that
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 3: Like I do though, but yeah, so it would be
Speaker 3: really hard to know if you were actually like needed
Speaker 3: help because he like.
Speaker 2: You're so annoying.
Speaker 3: I just need attention, I know, but like to the
Speaker 3: point that it's like delusional, like I need attention too,
Speaker 3: and but I need as much as you do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do need I do need attention more than
Speaker 2: the average person. But that's what makes me me. It's
Speaker 2: part of one of my fatal flaws. It's like not
Speaker 2: so fatal. It's like, oh, like it's kind of quirky
Speaker 2: and cute because I don't like, like do insane batshit
Speaker 2: crazy things to get attention.
Speaker 3: Like you have a video where you put like casts
Speaker 3: on yourself and then like it took so long to
Speaker 3: get the bass.
Speaker 2: That was I'm scarred. That video literally scarred me. I
Speaker 2: have scars on my hands and my fucking ankle from
Speaker 2: that asshole that cut the cat's cast off me. I
Speaker 2: actually shouldn't say that because like he literally saved my life.
Speaker 2: But I had to sleep in those casts for like
Speaker 2: three fucking nights.
Speaker 4: It was actually awful.
Speaker 2: I just existed in them. That was insane.
Speaker 4: Fuck la labo, la laba. If you're listening. Fuck you,
Speaker 4: your candle sucks ass.
Speaker 1: If you hear this, please send me a p R package.
Speaker 3: Actually, shirt is so fucking warm, it's like sweating up
Speaker 3: and like sticking to my skin. I feel like I
Speaker 3: when I'm out of state, like nobody hears from me,
Speaker 3: like I don't. I'm so bad at texting people and
Speaker 3: keeping up with people when I'm out of state. I
Speaker 3: think maybe I've gotten a little better at it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean we were talking a lot when you
Speaker 2: were out of state last I just feel like you
Speaker 2: were bored as shit though, Yeah, because I was just
Speaker 2: like kind of at home.
Speaker 1: But most of the time when I.
Speaker 3: Like, if I go to New York, I'm like, I am, AM,
Speaker 3: I A, and nobody ever wonders.
Speaker 1: If I fucking died. Typical typical of you bitches.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you never wonder if I died.
Speaker 1: That's fucking different. You're so annoying.
Speaker 2: I'm going to disappear for five days and I'm gonna
Speaker 2: let you And what if I never come back, Well.
Speaker 1: Then I'll panic. If like a month goes by, I'll panic.
Speaker 4: Oh, okay, so the month is the cutoff.
Speaker 1: No, I don't know what I would just know what.
Speaker 2: I I genuinely think if I was a wall for
Speaker 2: two days, like.
Speaker 4: Like, you would actually be concerned.
Speaker 2: You would be concerned if I didn't come home after
Speaker 2: like four hours, you'd be like, Okay, where is this
Speaker 2: motherfucker at? Like my location went off like both of
Speaker 2: them did.
Speaker 1: I would be No. I would be so fucking annoyed.
Speaker 2: I would be, Oh, he's just having a stinky link.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 3: I would just toucht your mom and be like, can
Speaker 3: you get your son? He's pissing me off?
Speaker 2: Then you call me and my phone goes to voicemail,
Speaker 2: but my voicemail box is filled.
Speaker 1: And then I go on your fucking meme acount and
Speaker 1: your posts alive.
Speaker 2: You can't shut up here. I posted thirty six means
Speaker 2: in the last four hours. That is like my toxic
Speaker 2: trait is that goddamn meme account. My other another thing
Speaker 2: that's fucked up is Okay, no one talks about this,
Speaker 2: but being a gamer is a mental illness, and I
Speaker 2: am suffering so badly right now.
Speaker 3: Like I know, I said in the last episode that
Speaker 3: you disappear into your room for like four hours, and
Speaker 3: you're like, no, it's.
Speaker 2: Not four hours. I actually timed it our gaming session
Speaker 2: the other night, because I was like, okay, get.
Speaker 3: On different gaming session. Did you go to war with
Speaker 3: your brother and then you do it with like hunter.
Speaker 2: And that each time it's like thirty minute increments and
Speaker 2: I have like four hours in between each time.
Speaker 1: That is a lie. That's there's not that much time
Speaker 1: in the day.
Speaker 2: You don't know anything about me every day.
Speaker 4: I get closer and closer running away.
Speaker 1: Then go girl, you can't run and you don't have
Speaker 1: a car.
Speaker 2: Where are you going, bitch?
Speaker 4: I'll uber my lad.
Speaker 1: I never spend the money on an uber to run
Speaker 1: away via.
Speaker 4: Uber, I'd steal your car.
Speaker 1: Then what if you stole my car?
Speaker 2: I would ruin your fucking life.
Speaker 1: I'd be so pissed.
Speaker 2: Then what you wouldn't You wouldn't know where I went?
Speaker 2: Am I in Iceland.
Speaker 1: With my car?
Speaker 4: Drive it off a cliff?
Speaker 2: I'm going to kill you, bitch.
Speaker 4: I would have survived if we drove off that cliff.
Speaker 2: Cai. Oh wait was that us? No, we talked about it.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I would have survived and we would have survived.
Speaker 1: If I drove us off.
Speaker 3: Yeah no, I would have done it so that the
Speaker 3: car would have landed on your side and smuck killed.
Speaker 2: And would live. Okay, I mean how long is this
Speaker 2: have we been talking?
Speaker 4: Uh, let's just save this for tomorrow.
Speaker 2: I can go into my dream that I had last
Speaker 2: night that was actually so fucked up, and it like
Speaker 2: I woke up sad. So during the day before we
Speaker 2: went to sleep, me and You were just like really
Speaker 2: into the like tornado outbreak that happened rest in Peace.
Speaker 4: That's so fucking sad and scary.
Speaker 2: And yeah.
Speaker 1: Also we weren't like really into it, but we were
Speaker 1: just like.
Speaker 4: We were just watching away.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we were watching the videos, like just taking in
Speaker 2: that fucking devastation.
Speaker 4: It's like so dark, it's so evil.
Speaker 1: Natural disasters are fucking obscene to me.
Speaker 2: I used to be obsessed with tornadoes still am, just
Speaker 2: because the one that hit my hometown, I like wanted
Speaker 2: to see one again so fucking bad. But we watched
Speaker 2: those tornado videos and it just like kind of lingered
Speaker 2: with me all day and I was like, oh, dude,
Speaker 2: that's like so dark and sad.
Speaker 4: So but anyways, I went to bad and in my dream.
Speaker 2: It was me, you Christian, and I it was Elisa
Speaker 2: and Orian or Elisa or Orion. I don't know who.
Speaker 2: It was either four or five of us, and we
Speaker 2: were in this like what building it was was my
Speaker 2: old youth like church building. It was like the building
Speaker 2: detached from the church. It was like this big glass
Speaker 2: building with like games and it was just like this place,
Speaker 2: this like youth center at my old church. But it
Speaker 2: was basically a building like covered in head to toe
Speaker 2: and glass in the entrance way. And we were in
Speaker 2: there and it was storming really fucking bad outside and
Speaker 2: I was like, guys, like it's getting really bad, we
Speaker 2: should probably go and take cover. And everybody was like okay,
Speaker 2: but you you were like yeah, fucking right, like I
Speaker 2: want to see this shit. And I was like like
Speaker 2: I promise, Like this isn't okay, Like this is not
Speaker 2: like a good it's not gonna be fun to watch happen.
Speaker 2: And you were like no, like I want to see it.
Speaker 2: I want to see it so fucking bad, and like
Speaker 2: you ran out the front doors, and like I screamed
Speaker 2: at you, like like it was like the this is
Speaker 2: a set. Like it was the gnarliest scream I've ever
Speaker 2: Like I yelled at you with like my entire being,
Speaker 2: like I was so fucking angry at you, and like
Speaker 2: you were still ignoring at me, and I was I
Speaker 2: was still yelling, and you were like running out into
Speaker 2: this fucking storm, and sure enough, the fucking tornado came
Speaker 2: and like.
Speaker 4: Literally like took you away.
Speaker 2: And then I woke up, and I don't know what
Speaker 2: happened next, but like the building got fucking destroyed, like
Speaker 2: you could see the glass break, and then you got
Speaker 2: sucked away and you died. I so gnarly, I know
Speaker 2: that's what I was saying. And I woke upset, and
Speaker 2: I was like, if Enya, every fucking does that to me,
Speaker 2: I'll be so pissed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if there's ever a tornado and I really want
Speaker 3: to watch it and get sucked away, you'll be biz.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, I think like in real life, i'd be more lenient.
Speaker 2: I'd be like, yeah, let's go watch it and we
Speaker 2: could disappear together.
Speaker 4: Buzz kill.
Speaker 3: Well, I haven't killed in my dream I haven't had
Speaker 3: any nightmares.
Speaker 1: Someone did come up to us and talked about their dreams.
Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, in my dreams, smell blood in
Speaker 3: the scent of my body, like my family's body is burning.
Speaker 1: And I was like, okay, well that's like I can't
Speaker 1: say that I've.
Speaker 2: Smelled like you scare the shit out of it. And
Speaker 2: then also we were walking to the concert and a
Speaker 2: fan like locked eyes and like normally I know when y'all,
Speaker 2: when y'all know who I like, I know when you
Speaker 2: know who I am. Yeah, it's like it's very easy
Speaker 2: to tell you're not fucking slick.
Speaker 1: It's a seventh sense.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like literally it's the sixth sense or the seventh. Yeah,
Speaker 2: there's senses, the sixth senses. You've seen dead people.
Speaker 1: Oh there's only five sentence.
Speaker 4: Yeah, seeing.
Speaker 2: Ring tastes and smell. Oh yeah, and then there's like
Speaker 2: in two squirting. So yeah, I have fucking seven too.
Speaker 1: Well that's funny because you were saying you only have five.
Speaker 4: I have six plus seven.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: See, you have six because you can sense when people
Speaker 3: know us. But I have seven because I squirt.
Speaker 2: Oh I forgot I have eight because I squirt and
Speaker 2: I see dead people and I'm on the cream team.
Speaker 1: So you have nine.
Speaker 4: Oh I forgot about that. I actually have infinity. So
Speaker 4: what the fuck was I saying?
Speaker 2: Oh, this girl walked past us, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: she knows who we are, and she looked at both
Speaker 2: me and Ya and then.
Speaker 4: Just laughed at us. She just laughed.
Speaker 2: She laughed in our fucking face, like scoffed at us, like.
Speaker 3: Like half laugh, half scoffed, and kept walking and I
Speaker 3: was like, don't do that, because I'll kill myself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, are you laughing at me? Like?
Speaker 2: Do you enjoy? Like do you like my content? Are
Speaker 2: you laughing at me?
Speaker 3: Are you like are you scoffing because you can't believe
Speaker 3: you see these two idiots walking.
Speaker 4: By in real life?
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's like funny to you? Or are you
Speaker 3: laughing at me because you think I'm annoying?
Speaker 1: And you hit me?
Speaker 3: And like seeing me in real life is like entertaining
Speaker 3: to some way, because I'm gonna kill myself.
Speaker 2: And see, look we're aspiring, we're inspiring all over again.
Speaker 2: We had this same concert or conversation. At the concert,
Speaker 2: We're like, oh my god, did she hate us or
Speaker 2: did she like us? Or And then someone came up
Speaker 2: to us in the grocery store and was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I know you're listening, and I know her friends are listening,
Speaker 2: but she I actually laughed. I thought it was fucking hilarious.
Speaker 2: But she said, She's like, I love your podcast and
Speaker 2: I was like, thank you so fucking much.
Speaker 4: That's so nice.
Speaker 2: And then they were like I tried to show my friends,
Speaker 2: but like and then she's like, no, in never mind,
Speaker 2: I won't. I won't say it. And I was like, no,
Speaker 2: say it, like what and she's like then they were like, uh,
Speaker 2: you're kind of annoying to them, like they don't think
Speaker 2: you're funny. And I was just like I was like, okay.
Speaker 3: I'm just trying to buy fucking pasta, Like I'm literally
Speaker 3: in the pastile, like.
Speaker 4: Don't say that to me. You were right.
Speaker 2: That's my problem is that people like try to bite
Speaker 2: their tongue and not say what they were gonna say.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, I just need to let them be
Speaker 2: because you know what it is. I said the thing
Speaker 2: to me that ruined my life for three days, literally
Speaker 2: ruined my life for three days.
Speaker 3: It's three days, bitch, you're fucking peebirdy forgot about that
Speaker 3: shit the second you said that.
Speaker 2: No, But the second I sit in this fucking chair,
Speaker 2: it's reignited. And I'm like, oh, yeah, now you're thinking
Speaker 2: about it.
Speaker 4: Yeah see, I going to be that about it.
Speaker 1: Well, you know what the thing is. I am like
Speaker 1: the perfect human and nobody talks about that. Like you
Speaker 1: may find me annoying, but it's just a repellent because.
Speaker 2: Like, for really that's you projectory saying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like for really uninteresting people who don't have the
Speaker 3: confidence to say what they're thinking, and like who are
Speaker 3: really like introverted and they like want to be extroverted.
Speaker 4: And you're probably ugliest fuck fugly big, But.
Speaker 3: Like me, I'm perfect because I talk a lot and
Speaker 3: like I can like keep someone entertained. I have like
Speaker 3: gorilla grip pussy, and I like give good head.
Speaker 2: Fugly thugly girls hate Enya and Drew gorgeous gorgeous girls.
Speaker 1: I have good style.
Speaker 3: I'm also like all knowing and like truth and a lie,
Speaker 3: which is fucking hella good.
Speaker 2: Three truths and a lie, which one is to lie.
Speaker 1: That I have girlic grip. I actually have a loose
Speaker 1: goose down there.
Speaker 3: I've had situations.
Speaker 4: That's my bad, My bad.
Speaker 2: Y'all stretched me out.
Speaker 4: What wait, what's the equivalent? No, no up? I need
Speaker 4: to shut up.
Speaker 2: I've been trying sounding out recently.
Speaker 1: What does that mean?
Speaker 2: I stick things inside of my penis.
Speaker 3: I haven't say I've had an issue where it's like
Speaker 3: I'm going to do the business and then someone's part
Speaker 3: is like kind of like knocking around the walls because
Speaker 3: there's like too much space in there.
Speaker 1: Girl.
Speaker 4: Oh my, oh gosh.
Speaker 3: It's like when you throw like a penny down a
Speaker 3: well and it'll like bounce off the side of the
Speaker 3: walls until it hits the bottom.
Speaker 4: It's it's cavernous.
Speaker 1: I gotta I do have a wishing well down there.
Speaker 2: It's deep, scary, and it echoes. I crawled, it's just
Speaker 2: burrowed in there for warm.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was nice.
Speaker 2: You shrinked me down to fourteen inches and I got
Speaker 2: in there.
Speaker 1: Body parts are so funny.
Speaker 2: I know, vaginas are funny.
Speaker 3: Someone timed me in this thing that it was like
Speaker 3: it was a girl.
Speaker 1: It was like things I thought before I found out
Speaker 1: I was a lesson.
Speaker 3: It was literally every talking point in the like last
Speaker 3: two episodes.
Speaker 4: Are so funny.
Speaker 3: They are funny and gross, like I do genuinely think
Speaker 3: like most people think that, but I don't know who
Speaker 3: am I, But.
Speaker 1: I think that about everyone's body for.
Speaker 3: The most part is gross to me until I like
Speaker 3: them and I've said that before, and that's just how
Speaker 3: I feel.
Speaker 2: Do you think my body's gross?
Speaker 3: I would like to suck on somebody. I would like
Speaker 3: to be breastbed and treated like a little baby by
Speaker 3: a woman who's older than me, because I did not
Speaker 3: get that kind of love and satisfaction.
Speaker 2: From a mother. Damn, we need to do an episode
Speaker 2: where we dissect our freeism.
Speaker 4: Whatever it's called.
Speaker 2: What is that kai dissecting ur? What would it be
Speaker 2: like dissecting our freud tendencies?
Speaker 3: Iogy it's called dissecting my horny thoughts.
Speaker 2: Oh, that would be a dark episode. I'm thinking about
Speaker 2: it right now. That would be really dark. Y'all don't
Speaker 2: want to know anything about me. Y'all don't want to
Speaker 2: Like y'all know a lot about me. You don't want
Speaker 2: to know about me. You don't.
Speaker 3: I want to know what you be getting up to
Speaker 3: in those dirty ash shees nothing in those dirty you
Speaker 3: literally there's like dust mite. You're building a new breed
Speaker 3: of bed bugs in your cheeks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because that's how long it's been said.
Speaker 4: It's a little science experiment.
Speaker 3: You're literally told me that, like where his body lace,
Speaker 3: she has thinned out.
Speaker 2: I said that on the podcast before and like, like
Speaker 2: you know when you see like a shirt that's like
Speaker 2: rubbed a little bit in the thinner there and there's
Speaker 2: like little beads of fabric all over it.
Speaker 4: That's why my bed.
Speaker 2: She was like, is it is it stained? Is there
Speaker 2: a body print where you lay? And I was like no,
Speaker 2: but I did wash my sheets when you went back
Speaker 2: to Miami.
Speaker 4: I texted you about it.
Speaker 1: What a coincidence when I wasn't here.
Speaker 7: It's smell them no, it's like you're making your own
Speaker 7: chloroform back there, Like I smell it, like, knockout that bed?
Speaker 3: All right, are we gonna have to remove me saying
Speaker 3: I want to suck on some nipples?
Speaker 4: No, no, well let's do media.
Speaker 2: But before media, I just want to say thank you
Speaker 2: to all the patrons, the patrons.
Speaker 1: Thank you to the patrons. And also I guess this
Speaker 1: isn't will there be an episode.
Speaker 3: After No, the next episode will be in the new year,
Speaker 3: So before the New year. I always just want to
Speaker 3: say one Merry Christmas. This episode goes up on Christmas Eve.
Speaker 3: I hope you get to be with people you love.
Speaker 3: I know sometimes it's gonna be a very lonely time
Speaker 3: for some people, whether it be lack of family, lack
Speaker 3: of friends.
Speaker 2: Just know that.
Speaker 1: You're pointing to herself.
Speaker 3: But like you act like like a bomb nuke your
Speaker 3: whole family, Like you still have your whole family left.
Speaker 4: Nuke coming soon. Let's just say that.
Speaker 3: No, but really, if you are solo this Christmas, I
Speaker 3: hope that this episode yeah kept you company. We're sending
Speaker 3: our love to you. Merry Christmas, Happy Hollow Days.
Speaker 2: Twas the night before Christmas.
Speaker 3: And also thank you guys so much for the love
Speaker 3: and support on the podcast this year. It honestly has
Speaker 3: been like astronomical walking. It's been so awesome watching like
Speaker 3: a community be built out and like watching you guys
Speaker 3: not only find each other, but like sending us support
Speaker 3: and like loving us and like what we do and
Speaker 3: giving us a platform.
Speaker 2: I just want to attention.
Speaker 3: Yeah, reiterate that without your attention, we would die. So
Speaker 3: just think about that before you decide to like maybe
Speaker 3: stop keeping up with us that you've already built up.
Speaker 3: Oh no, we've fationed in our brain and we will
Speaker 3: like we will disappear, but like in a very gnarly.
Speaker 2: Way, they can't. They can't leave, like we've like we've
Speaker 2: plowed deep into these people's brains, Like y'all, y'all do
Speaker 2: realize that, like the withdrawals from emergency intercom are like
Speaker 2: and next to none, Like it's like withdrawing from ben
Speaker 2: z diazepines, like you will have a seizure.
Speaker 1: So just like be.
Speaker 3: Things like any other normal people knows what the fuck
Speaker 3: that is, Like I don't know what the.
Speaker 4: Fuck there's some people out there that is.
Speaker 1: But yeah, thank you guys so much.
Speaker 3: Setting on my love, have a safe night, Hug your
Speaker 3: loved ones if you have them, because I guess we
Speaker 3: all know.
Speaker 1: Doesn't anymore.
Speaker 4: It's really rough.
Speaker 3: I wanted to get that out before you made the
Speaker 3: joke because I know your ass is just gonna like
Speaker 3: say it.
Speaker 2: But yeah, yeah, Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and happy New
Speaker 2: Year and a happy new.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's get into the media.
Speaker 2: Okay, media. So I watched Grizzly Man. My media of
Speaker 2: the week is Grizzly Man. Uh. I don't take back
Speaker 2: what I said. I still think Grizzly bears and bears
Speaker 2: in general would love me and I would have like
Speaker 2: a really deep connection with him and I could change them. However,
Speaker 2: watching Grizzly Man was a rude awakening, and that was
Speaker 2: a very sad but kind of hilarious documentary. Like the
Speaker 2: people in it were like actually monsters, like all.
Speaker 3: I want to fuck the man with the mustache, the
Speaker 3: like quiet man. Drew kept being like, if you watch
Speaker 3: the movie, you'll know who I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: But Drew kept being like, that's me.
Speaker 3: As if Drew could ever stand on screen and be
Speaker 3: silent and mysterious for like more than three seconds.
Speaker 4: I could.
Speaker 2: You don't, like, put a camera in front of me,
Speaker 2: and I could, And there's one right now, and just
Speaker 2: say scene.
Speaker 1: Am I not recording?
Speaker 2: Just say scene.
Speaker 1: Scene? He's like, you can't even keep your mouth still.
Speaker 1: He aw No, he wasn't doing that.
Speaker 3: It's such a like anyways, Yeah, I want to have
Speaker 3: sex with him.
Speaker 2: But it was a good movie, No, it was. It
Speaker 2: was a great great uh en scene. There's me being stoic. No,
Speaker 2: it was a fan fucking pastic documentary. Elsie has been
Speaker 2: telling me to watch it ever since I said the
Speaker 2: joke on the podcast. Didn't know exist, didn't know it existed,
Speaker 2: But now that I do, it has changed the trajectory
Speaker 2: of my life forever. I loved that movie. It was fantastic.
Speaker 2: Check it out. Grizzly Man, I do relate to him
Speaker 2: a little bit. I don't think I could live with
Speaker 2: Bears for thirteen years.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you could be that fucking delusion.
Speaker 2: Although yeah, there's something to keep. There's something about him
Speaker 2: that if I never discovered the Internet, like, that's who
Speaker 2: I would be, Absolutely who I would be. And then
Speaker 2: my music is I found a bunch of new songs.
Speaker 2: Looking for day Dreams by Holger. I don't know how
Speaker 2: to say their last Night and where is it? Where
Speaker 2: is it?
Speaker 4: Where is it?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 2: Priv In by Merlow And then and He's gonna be
Speaker 2: pissed that I'm saying this, but I'm gonna say it.
Speaker 2: Driving on Nine by the Breeders. Oh, I don't care,
Speaker 2: because and you showed me that song the other day
Speaker 2: coming home from the Little Floor event after jay Z
Speaker 2: tried to buy a podcast.
Speaker 1: I don't think I even played it that day, but
Speaker 1: I was playing it, you did.
Speaker 2: Because I record it right when we were going through
Speaker 2: the tunnel.
Speaker 1: That is what was playing. Oh, I'm not pissed. The
Speaker 1: Breeders are really good, Shane.
Speaker 2: I'm basically a Breeders fan. I listened to the readers
Speaker 2: for forty five minutes today and like, I'm basically like
Speaker 2: a fan of theirs.
Speaker 1: That's okay, that's good that you think that.
Speaker 3: Shane by Liz fair On by Ray Haakami and especially
Speaker 3: for You by Manchild and Aeroplane Reprize.
Speaker 1: And that is my media of the week. Be Safe,
Speaker 1: be Sleigh.
Speaker 2: Wait is that the version that we were listening to
Speaker 2: in the car. Yeah, so fucking good.
Speaker 5: All right, goodbye, love y'all, Be safe, Happy holidays, Love yourself,
Speaker 5: Love yourself, party, party, love yourself.
Speaker 1: Yourself because you feel like
Speaker 3: Mm hmmm,