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Speaker 1: Welcome back to this stuff. Such a marsine to come.

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Speaker 2: This is.

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Speaker 1: It's the holidays. Drew just can't do the holidays because he's.

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Speaker 2: I've lost so many it's not the same. It's a

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Speaker 2: ghost town now, it's a ghost town at my house.

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Speaker 1: Now, you fumbling with that damn hat.

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Speaker 3: I got these hats and I didn't try them on,

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Speaker 3: and literally the like white rim of the Santa hat

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Speaker 3: is so fucking thick.

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Speaker 2: The worst Sana hat I've ever fucking used in my life.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 1: But you should be fucking grateful because I'm just snap

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Speaker 1: the ship out of you.

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Speaker 2: I didn't say I wasn't grateful. I just said it's

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Speaker 2: the worst.

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Speaker 1: That's like that anyway.

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Speaker 3: Hello, it's been a few days since we filmed and

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Speaker 3: we've recharged.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're ready to go.

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Speaker 2: Sorry about the last episode, I'm not sorry. Well no,

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Speaker 2: I was just saying on my behalf because I spoke

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Speaker 2: a total of three minutes.

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Speaker 3: You know what it is sometimes you don't speak nearly

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Speaker 3: as much as me, and then I think people think

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Speaker 3: that I just like am over speaking, but I always

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Speaker 3: am over speaking also, so it doesn't matter. That's like

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Speaker 3: my personality is like being the person who shares the

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Speaker 3: most words in the room and says the most nhing.

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Speaker 2: You shouldn't apologize for that.

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Speaker 1: Actually I should. It's really like annoying.

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Speaker 4: Well, I do the same thing.

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Speaker 3: That's why I'm saying, Okay, hopping right in. Should we

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Speaker 3: start like where we've what we've done the past few days,

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Speaker 3: or should we speak on.

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Speaker 1: The soup debate?

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Speaker 2: Let's talk about how our life is a fucking movie.

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Speaker 1: Okay? Where do we start? Though, Like, like it's and

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Speaker 1: it's a long movie.

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Speaker 4: It's a goddamn movie.

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Speaker 3: We it's like, honestly an excruciatingly long movie.

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Speaker 2: It's it's ten out of ten review it on letterboxed

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Speaker 2: movie material.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, y'all should probably just put our life on there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, if that's possible, are okay?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: It a cough. It was like a light one. It

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Speaker 2: was like a little light tackle. And I didn't want

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Speaker 2: to like cough all the way, so I just like

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Speaker 2: let out a little one.

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Speaker 1: So first off, we saw Drake and Kanye live.

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Speaker 2: It was fucking Kanye was fucking awesome. Kanye was awesome.

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Speaker 3: All I could think about is during the Donda CLB

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Speaker 3: debate we had earlier when that album came out and

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Speaker 3: how it was like, I was like, Drake is just

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Speaker 3: the best, just the best, maybe just not live.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that was that was pitiful Drake's performance. But I

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Speaker 2: don't think after after I was like, oh, like Drake flopped.

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Speaker 2: That was embarrassing. I think Kanye did him dirty blah

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Speaker 2: blah blah. Like I when I watched it, I was like, oh,

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Speaker 2: or when it was happening, I was like Kanye literally

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Speaker 2: told him no, like you do your like five little

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Speaker 2: new songs. Have the whole crowd fucking lit like it'll

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Speaker 2: be awesome. And then Kanye was like, I'll do my

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Speaker 2: old classics.

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Speaker 4: No one will give a shit.

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Speaker 2: I'm an old fart, no one cares anyways, which, like

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Speaker 2: the classics were like so fucking crazy. Everybody was turned up.

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Speaker 2: It was awesome. And then Drake did his like little

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Speaker 2: five songs from CLB and it was the worst thing

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Speaker 1: In mind, it felt like he performed for a total

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Speaker 1: of three minutes.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it was awful.

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Speaker 1: I will say, like, what's funny is I bought my ticket.

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Speaker 3: Literally like four hours before, like five hours before the concert,

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Speaker 3: because Drew and Kai had already decided like the day

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Speaker 3: before they were going, and I was just like, I.

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Speaker 1: Don't know, because all I could think about is I don't.

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Speaker 3: Give a fuck about Donda, Like the only song on

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Speaker 3: there that I give a fuck about is Life of

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Speaker 3: the Party. And I was like, I would rather actually

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Speaker 3: keel over and die right now than be tortured by

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Speaker 1: Torture for me.

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Speaker 2: On the way there, I was like, this is gonna

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Speaker 2: can't believe I did this.

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Speaker 3: I'm so and we spent and also I don't want

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Speaker 3: it to seem like we like went for free. We

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Speaker 2: On taking a lot of money. But I justified it

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Speaker 3: Like it yeah, no, it makes fun sense. Like when

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Speaker 3: I saw Drake and twenty sixteen, I think that ticket

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Speaker 1: Of them, like it made sense. It's like double that price.

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Speaker 3: So it made sense, but I was just like, I

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Speaker 3: don't want to spend like fucking three hundred to see

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Speaker 3: an album I hate, and then maybe maybe I get

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Speaker 3: to see like pipe Down live, like or TSU live.

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Speaker 3: But then I was like getting ready to go to

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Speaker 3: like doing my little thing, and I was listening to

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Speaker 3: Life of the Party and I was like, what if,

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Speaker 3: by some grace of God, like he brings Andre three

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Speaker 3: thousand out?

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Speaker 1: Like I don't know what a delusion I have.

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Speaker 3: First of all, like as a human being, like that,

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Speaker 3: he's just gonna bring Andre three thousand out.

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Speaker 1: But I was like what if. Like I'm like, he's

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Speaker 1: brought out the most random people at other things, but

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Speaker 1: what if he does this? And I was like, oh

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Speaker 3: And it felt like such a thing in their beef,

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Speaker 3: Like that song was such a catalyst for like the

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Speaker 3: beef squashing in my brain.

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Speaker 1: So I was like, this makes so much sense.

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Speaker 3: He's gonna do this live. And I was not excited

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Speaker 3: to see him, but I keep saying it. The second

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Speaker 3: and then he is doing like all of the.

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Speaker 1: Lies, I literally said to Lisa. Yeah, we cried.

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Speaker 3: I literally the sentence I said to Lisa, which is

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Speaker 3: the most funny shit ever, is like I made the joke, like,

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Speaker 3: what is this god fearing man gonna do all of

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Speaker 3: a sudden like play fucking gold Digger live?

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Speaker 1: And he did and it was magnificent. I haven't felt

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I was smiling the entire fucking time. Everybody around me

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Speaker 2: was smiling the entire time. It was, honestly, such a

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Speaker 1: It literally you know what it was. It was probably

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Speaker 1: because we went there, That's why he did that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Well the craziest fucking part, No, the craziest part

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Speaker 2: of the entire fucking thing. And I don't know why

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Speaker 2: it didn't catch on the fucking Amazon live stream. But

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Speaker 2: Drake pointed me, pointed at me. He pointed at me,

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Speaker 2: back me up in you. He pointed at me from

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Speaker 2: the fucking stage in the middle of his performance. He

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Speaker 2: cut every fucking he cut his mic, he cut all

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Speaker 4: Yes. He was like did you shave? Like did you shave?

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Speaker 4: And I was like, shaved.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, does he mean mustache or

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Speaker 2: But of course I shaved my fucking pubes because in

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Speaker 2: the off chance that fucking Drake saw me in the crowd,

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Speaker 2: like I was gonna be manicured in manscaped. He pointed

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Speaker 4: He sent his security guards.

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Speaker 3: No, no, you're not even talking about that. This is

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Speaker 3: the craziest part. Not only did he send his security guards,

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Speaker 3: but like almost like in like you know the things

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Speaker 3: of those shot from drew seat down to the stage.

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Speaker 4: It was like he fucking planned it. I have no id.

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Speaker 2: I wasn't even sitting in the same seat my ticket

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Speaker 2: one of the most unbelievable experiences.

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Speaker 4: Of my life.

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Speaker 2: Security guards grabbed me, put me on this fucking conveyor belt.

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Speaker 2: I just screwed it across. It was the most awkward

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because I will say they also shown the spotlight Andrew,

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Speaker 3: so it was just like it was like the attention

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Speaker 2: Stadium was silent, and he was just whispering in my

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Speaker 2: me and Kanye are gonna treat you right, like all

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Speaker 2: these really naughty things.

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Speaker 1: You didn't tell me that.

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Speaker 2: Where did you think I went after the fucking concert?

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Speaker 1: I thought, I don't know you. I thought you went

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Speaker 2: I didn't know you, Like, Oh no, I was backstage

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Speaker 2: with Kanye and Drake doing unforeseen things.

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Speaker 4: I don't want to talk about it.

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Speaker 3: Oh so you're a slut, you like give it up

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Speaker 3: really easier, a fucking slut, Like.

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Speaker 2: It's Kanye and Drake, Like you wouldn't do the.

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Speaker 3: Fucking Those are just people and you're like making them

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Speaker 3: seem like this like weird, like hierarchy, Like a slut

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Speaker 2: You're a bitch. Oh my fucking oh my god. Anyways, actually,

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Speaker 2: but he did he did sex with Drake and fucking Kanye.

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Speaker 2: Did you want me to say it out loud? Yes,

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Speaker 2: I had Drake with fucking sexy Drake. Sexy Drake and

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Speaker 2: Kanye sex. It was unbelievable. Orgy blood orgy.

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Speaker 1: That's like a three something that's not an orange.

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Speaker 2: Cut, my thigh open.

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Speaker 1: Okay, cho.

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Speaker 3: But I will say after that, like it was a

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Speaker 3: quickie because he let you come back to your seat

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Speaker 3: and then we kept watching the concert.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it was so fucking weird.

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Speaker 1: And oh you know what I realized is like, you know.

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Speaker 4: How my pubes grew back?

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Speaker 2: I don't. I literally have no idea why at all.

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Speaker 2: It's actually really scary.

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Speaker 1: I would hope they grow back to if they did,

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Speaker 1: that'd be really bad.

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Speaker 3: Anyways, you know how like when I said this at

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Speaker 3: the concert, and I just need to reiterate it, Like

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Speaker 3: when I was younger and I would go to like

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Speaker 3: stripping my kuchi because like Harry Styles is probably gonna

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Speaker 3: like he's one hundred pc gonna to have sex with me,

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Speaker 3: although it's just so funny, like at the age of

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Speaker 1: But kids at Kanye and Drake shows dress up like my.

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Speaker 2: Silent on my team? I need you on my fucking team.

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Speaker 2: See?

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Speaker 4: I allow it.

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Speaker 3: Well, that's embarrassing. You should serve every day. You're being

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Speaker 2: the craziest skirt I've ever seen, dude, what's worth it?

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Speaker 3: It was like a caught in like a pair of shorts.

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Speaker 3: And I was like, you're cold, You're fucking.

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Speaker 2: It's crazy hearted.

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Speaker 2: There was insane. I was like young need actually.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, uh. But we got halfway through this line

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Speaker 3: To be fair, they ran out of beer, but I

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Speaker 4: We waited in this line for forty five minutes.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I was like I wasn't even desperate to have

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Speaker 2: And I was like, I'm going to have a drink

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Speaker 4: I was like I should go into that.

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Speaker 3: No, no, not today. That's like, dude, that's a whole story,

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Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe I'll talk about that later. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: But I was excited to drink about or drink. I

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Speaker 2: But we got wine whatever, it was.

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Speaker 4: Whatever.

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Speaker 2: I was like, it's gonna be fun. It's still gonna

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Speaker 2: was a goddamn blast. I chugged my glass of wine,

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Speaker 4: I've ever been in my entire life. I felt fucking

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Speaker 2: Like there was a photo that I found of myself

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Speaker 4: Maybe we'll flash it up on the screen.

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Speaker 2: I don't give a ship. It's legal, Like it was

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Speaker 2: But I was like, I'm sexy, fucking hot, like I

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Speaker 4: God, God, we fucking did that, dude.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I don't even know if we told

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Speaker 2: KYI about that literally after okay, but let me finish

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Speaker 2: the wine story. Yeah, drank wine. I was like, why

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Speaker 2: didn't no one fucking tell me that wine is like

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Speaker 4: That's an example, which.

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Speaker 4: I wasn't hungover after that.

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Speaker 2: That's the craziest part I know, because I don't think it.

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Speaker 2: I had a raging headache. I've never had a headache

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Speaker 2: when I was hungover. I had lights and civitian and

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Speaker 2: I took a vow that very moment, that very next day,

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Speaker 2: I will never drink wine again. I had a great night.

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Speaker 2: It was awesome, but fuck the way it made me

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Speaker 4: But it did regulate my shits.

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Speaker 2: I did regulate my shits. It like I was consipated

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Speaker 1: Good again, you know.

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Speaker 1: Of the cans.

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Speaker 2: Yeah I had. I had a good amount of the

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Speaker 4: I made sure to leave some left.

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Speaker 3: Over, but yeah, I was like drunk, but I was

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Speaker 3: Like right now, I know I'll have a hangover tomorrow

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Speaker 1: Like I will.

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Speaker 3: Literally I I will suck them dry, both both metaphorically,

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Speaker 3: like I will buy all the hot dogs and leave

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Speaker 1: And also like.

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Speaker 3: like I will, like I will deplete their body.

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Speaker 2: Could you try them? No, my fucking gun, you're literally

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Speaker 2: a slag, total fucking slag, fucking slag.

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Speaker 1: Oh Kai is the one who bought my hot dog.

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Speaker 3: God bless you. That ship was so fucking good. Someone

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Speaker 2: Fucking hot dog.

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Speaker 3: It was so embarrassing because I was like eating and

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Speaker 3: I looked up and I see her, and I'm like,

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Speaker 2: And I was like, yeah, I've seen I've never seen

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Speaker 4: It was gone in thirty seconds.

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Speaker 2: It was so And it's not one of those like

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Speaker 1: No, it's a big boy.

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Speaker 4: The girthy fucking like four and a half girth.

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Speaker 2: I take it down, it's like a it's like a

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Speaker 2: very average sized penis hot dog. Yeah, it's like four

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Speaker 4: Lang.

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Speaker 1: You're like going really in detail.

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Speaker 3: Anyways, hit my line anybody who wants to try.

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Speaker 1: But we got out and drew I don't know where

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Speaker 3: We didn't tell you this guy, but he just like

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Speaker 3: like who, And I look and it's a stranger and

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Speaker 4: And then with it, I was I was no.

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Speaker 3: I looked back at the videos lately. We were moving

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Speaker 2: We need to insert the videos after we finished the

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Speaker 2: I was like killing.

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Speaker 1: It was I'm not kidding. That's the most like childish

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Speaker 2: And it's just me.

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Speaker 3: Walking with my hot dog and like like cracking up

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Speaker 2: Over that I'm walking up and I tapped this dud's shoulder.

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Speaker 2: It goes over, well, like I get him. He looks

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Speaker 3: Which I blame this behavior on Mason, because Mason is

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Speaker 2: And then and then I do it again to another

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00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:02,520
Speaker 2: couple and it goes overwhelm and I'm like, oh, I'm

448
00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:04,600
Speaker 2: like killing it. And then I do it again and

449
00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:06,840
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, I'm fucking killing it. And then we

450
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:10,439
Speaker 2: like reached this sidewalk and there's like these group this

451
00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:13,000
Speaker 2: group of people walking in front of us, and I'm like, ya,

452
00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:15,240
Speaker 2: I'm gonna charge at this group of people and then

453
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:17,520
Speaker 2: just like run as fast as I can at this

454
00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:21,080
Speaker 2: group of people and then just turn. And I'm not kidding.

455
00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:24,480
Speaker 2: I ran as fast as possible at this group of

456
00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:28,119
Speaker 2: people like twenty like like if I didn't stop, I

457
00:20:28,119 --> 00:20:30,520
Speaker 2: would have given four people a concussion and sent them

458
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:31,280
Speaker 2: to the fucking hospital.

459
00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:33,520
Speaker 4: I would have plowed through them. And I sprinted at them.

460
00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:36,440
Speaker 2: And then I stopped and turned and just started walking

461
00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:39,639
Speaker 2: very slowly with the group. And there's a girl in

462
00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:42,160
Speaker 2: the group. We need, actually, we need to normalize running

463
00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:43,800
Speaker 2: after girls in the dead of night, Like we just

464
00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:45,920
Speaker 2: need to normalize that and scaring the fuck out of them.

465
00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:48,920
Speaker 3: We need to normalize men charging at women, but doing

466
00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:49,640
Speaker 3: no body at.

467
00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:53,200
Speaker 2: Home exactly, So I did that, say in the dead

468
00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:56,560
Speaker 2: of nights. She was pissed rightfully, so she was like,

469
00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:59,320
Speaker 2: that's not fucking funny, Like you fucking freak. Like she

470
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:00,520
Speaker 2: was like, that's it's.

471
00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:02,800
Speaker 3: Not funny to just charge at girls, or like it's

472
00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:05,320
Speaker 3: not just funny to charge at people. And what made

473
00:21:05,359 --> 00:21:07,840
Speaker 3: it worse is my goofy ass was like running behind him,

474
00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:11,080
Speaker 3: and then Cat caught up and was like cracking up,

475
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:13,439
Speaker 3: Like I was drunk enough that I couldn't like I

476
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:17,120
Speaker 3: couldn't gauge the fact that just like my social cue

477
00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:19,280
Speaker 3: at that moment was to like laugh under my breath.

478
00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:21,480
Speaker 1: I was laughing so fucking.

479
00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:24,320
Speaker 2: I was laughing out loud. I was spraying, like my

480
00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:26,679
Speaker 2: spit in my mask. In my mask by the end

481
00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:28,840
Speaker 2: of the night was sopping. We like you could have

482
00:21:29,359 --> 00:21:30,879
Speaker 2: my fucking soliva out of it.

483
00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:32,280
Speaker 4: It was discussed and then I have.

484
00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:35,240
Speaker 3: A video of Drew doing it like he the first

485
00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:37,359
Speaker 3: person he does it to. The video just goes haha,

486
00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:40,679
Speaker 3: because like at one point it just like was not slick.

487
00:21:41,119 --> 00:21:43,359
Speaker 3: He was like we got on a sidewalk where there

488
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:46,119
Speaker 3: was borderline nobody else, so it was very obvious that

489
00:21:46,119 --> 00:21:48,560
Speaker 3: it was us because it's also me trailing behind with

490
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:52,160
Speaker 3: my phone to my chest like obviously recording, like.

491
00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:55,520
Speaker 2: And then we and then the last one that we did,

492
00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:57,320
Speaker 2: I got we got to like where we were getting

493
00:21:57,320 --> 00:22:00,280
Speaker 2: picked up, like the Uber spot, and just there was

494
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:01,800
Speaker 2: a bunch of people walking by and as I would

495
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:03,520
Speaker 2: walk by, I would just tap their shoulder and I

496
00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:06,440
Speaker 2: did it to like four couples in a row, and

497
00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:09,120
Speaker 2: the last one, like the video is so funny because

498
00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:11,000
Speaker 2: I go to do it and then I realized he's

499
00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:12,680
Speaker 2: like looking at me. He's like, oh, we're going to

500
00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:16,280
Speaker 2: fucking tap my shoulder, like very straight guy, and I

501
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:20,840
Speaker 2: was like, I just started like making up conversation within you, like.

502
00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:23,119
Speaker 3: Moving his hand around so that he looked hello, like

503
00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:26,560
Speaker 3: flamboyant in movement, so it looked like it was an accident.

504
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:30,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like, yeah, the uber is on its

505
00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:40,639
Speaker 2: way right there. Yeah.

506
00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:42,960
Speaker 3: I wonder if these are uber like blacks that are

507
00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:44,760
Speaker 3: waiting for people to order.

508
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:45,399
Speaker 2: I think.

509
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,040
Speaker 1: I can remember anymore, the.

510
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:54,640
Speaker 2: One with the other. I think they're Uber blacks.

511
00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:59,560
Speaker 3: Also, a girl asked for me to cover for her

512
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:03,800
Speaker 3: to pity, and then she just pissed right behind us,

513
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:07,040
Speaker 3: like she was like, can you like come and watch

514
00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:08,720
Speaker 3: like over me while I p And I was like

515
00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:10,760
Speaker 3: looking around and I was like, there's nowhere to.

516
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:13,240
Speaker 4: Piss girl, Like I said, go piss girl.

517
00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:13,520
Speaker 3: Yeah.

518
00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:14,919
Speaker 1: We were like I was just like you might as

519
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:16,520
Speaker 1: well just like do it, and.

520
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:19,720
Speaker 6: I was like, oh, I would do it, but the

521
00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:21,560
Speaker 6: uber it said that it was right there, and I

522
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:24,320
Speaker 6: was like, also, I'll ride for any of my girl's

523
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:28,760
Speaker 6: piss like Aliso o'byan Elsie, like any of my girls,

524
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:31,680
Speaker 6: Like I'll let your piss like splash off the concrete

525
00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:32,040
Speaker 6: off to me.

526
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:34,280
Speaker 1: I love you, but this random ass, would.

527
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:39,080
Speaker 2: You let my piss splash off the concrete and hit you?

528
00:23:39,119 --> 00:23:39,280
Speaker 1: No?

529
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:42,280
Speaker 3: Really, because it's probably like I've seen your diet, it's

530
00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:44,639
Speaker 3: like actually gonna like radiate through my skin and then

531
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:48,280
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get like a tumor wherever it lands there enough.

532
00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:52,480
Speaker 3: But I was also like why I don't even have

533
00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:56,440
Speaker 3: anything to cover her, Like, I'm like, she's just gonna

534
00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:56,840
Speaker 3: piss on me.

535
00:23:56,880 --> 00:23:58,760
Speaker 1: And then I was and her boyfriend was with her.

536
00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:00,760
Speaker 1: I was like, what a bad boyfriend just cover for her?

537
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:01,080
Speaker 2: A bitch?

538
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:03,280
Speaker 1: Literally, Yeah, And he didn't. He just like stood there

539
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:04,760
Speaker 1: washy pissed and I was like, you.

540
00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:06,840
Speaker 2: Are going now? Yeah. It was.

541
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:07,520
Speaker 4: It was naughty.

542
00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:10,879
Speaker 2: And then we got home and laid in my bed

543
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:12,880
Speaker 2: and we were just like, that was the best night

544
00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:13,720
Speaker 2: of our fucking line.

545
00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:16,720
Speaker 1: I like kids came home and we're like sitting around.

546
00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:18,239
Speaker 2: It was so fucking cute, and I was watching all

547
00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:20,280
Speaker 2: the videos I took. It was really it was a

548
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:24,600
Speaker 2: fantastic night. And to think that I was indifferent about going,

549
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:24,960
Speaker 2: I was.

550
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:26,199
Speaker 1: Like, I know, I almost bailed.

551
00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:28,280
Speaker 3: I was like, if I didn't spend this much money

552
00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:29,280
Speaker 3: on it, I would have bailed.

553
00:24:29,359 --> 00:24:32,080
Speaker 2: Yeah. I was like I should not have come because

554
00:24:32,119 --> 00:24:34,359
Speaker 2: then the uber was like hella, I don't know. It was.

555
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:36,640
Speaker 2: It was a mess getting there, but getting there and.

556
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,800
Speaker 1: Then even the beer situation was like this is not

557
00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:40,320
Speaker 1: working in our favor.

558
00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:44,600
Speaker 2: But it was fucking awesome. In a second, Kanye Start

559
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:47,159
Speaker 2: came on. I was like, my job was dropped the

560
00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:47,600
Speaker 2: entire time.

561
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:49,720
Speaker 1: And then walking down the stairs was so fucking funny though.

562
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:52,399
Speaker 3: I'm like, I've seen models, Yeah, I've seen models go

563
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:54,040
Speaker 3: downstairs and look up straight.

564
00:24:54,119 --> 00:24:56,760
Speaker 1: I'm like, they're so embarrassed about the idea following right

565
00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:58,800
Speaker 1: now that they like they can't even take the risk

566
00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:03,760
Speaker 1: and look up for a second, they're likely goofy.

567
00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:04,400
Speaker 2: Then what?

568
00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:08,520
Speaker 1: Then jay Z offered us twenty million dollars.

569
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:11,400
Speaker 4: It was fucking It was so cycle.

570
00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:13,840
Speaker 1: It was like I couldn't believe it.

571
00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:17,639
Speaker 3: And it was weird to say no because it was like, listen,

572
00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:21,119
Speaker 3: I know you're like not only like a fucking gazillionaire,

573
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:23,000
Speaker 3: but like an entrepreneur, and.

574
00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:29,520
Speaker 2: Sorry, keep going a billionaire at heart, Like you're.

575
00:25:29,359 --> 00:25:32,359
Speaker 3: Good no, because you want me to keep going immediately.

576
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:36,080
Speaker 3: Like I've told you before, your consequence is silence, So

577
00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:37,520
Speaker 3: watch what the fuck you say to me.

578
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:43,080
Speaker 2: Your consequence is a nipple slurp clap.

579
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:45,800
Speaker 1: Was so loud it like hurt me. I wanted to

580
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:47,200
Speaker 1: make it seem like a slap droom.

581
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:56,840
Speaker 3: Anyways, So good, it was a delayed reaction.

582
00:25:57,440 --> 00:25:59,120
Speaker 2: Your consequence is spink.

583
00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:09,560
Speaker 1: Anyways. We went to the leflur Purpur and jay Z

584
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:10,480
Speaker 1: was there.

585
00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:13,440
Speaker 3: And I okay, Like, honestly, I like I like going

586
00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:15,919
Speaker 3: to things like that and like supporting friends and like

587
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:17,439
Speaker 3: people who I like look up to.

588
00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:20,320
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is like awesome, but it was really

589
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:20,800
Speaker 1: weird for.

590
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:22,480
Speaker 3: Someone like jay Z to like show up and I

591
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:24,360
Speaker 3: was like, oh, my god, he's here to like be here.

592
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:26,880
Speaker 1: But then he like immediately pointed me and True out and.

593
00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:28,920
Speaker 4: Like he like, kind are having fun.

594
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,800
Speaker 2: You guys are having fun on that swing set. I

595
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:31,440
Speaker 2: want to join.

596
00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:33,800
Speaker 3: He like ran up to us like, which was like

597
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:36,879
Speaker 3: so sweet and like human like like it was just

598
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:40,440
Speaker 3: like such a human moments watching jay Z like run in.

599
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:41,840
Speaker 4: Grass it was skippy.

600
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:43,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like a little bit of a skip.

601
00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:45,639
Speaker 3: And then he did come up to us and he

602
00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:48,159
Speaker 3: was like, oh my god, like, can I use the

603
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:50,480
Speaker 3: swing I haven't like been like on.

604
00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:51,520
Speaker 1: A swing set and so long.

605
00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:53,720
Speaker 3: I said no, yeah, and then he was like I

606
00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:55,879
Speaker 3: like your spunk and that you stand your ground. And

607
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:57,959
Speaker 3: actually I wasn't gonna bring this up. I was like

608
00:26:58,040 --> 00:27:03,480
Speaker 3: my spunk, you know, he's just he's a bit older.

609
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:05,920
Speaker 3: So he was like, I like, I like your spunk and.

610
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:07,560
Speaker 7: My coomb.

611
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:09,520
Speaker 2: Like your cum.

612
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:11,760
Speaker 4: I don't think you spunk means.

613
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:13,560
Speaker 1: That is not what spunk means.

614
00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:15,000
Speaker 2: The fuck are you talking about?

615
00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:16,920
Speaker 4: That is like a slang word for.

616
00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:18,760
Speaker 1: Spunk in charisma.

617
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:21,360
Speaker 3: That's like spunk is like, oh you got spunk, kid,

618
00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:23,120
Speaker 3: Like that's like an old people thing.

619
00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:27,320
Speaker 1: It was an old No, it is not it is.

620
00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:30,639
Speaker 3: The fact that two people who claim to be straight

621
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:32,360
Speaker 3: know like such a random word for.

622
00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:33,479
Speaker 4: Comm I'm straight.

623
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:42,360
Speaker 2: That's it, that's a sentence. Yep, I'm a straight fifteen

624
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:43,800
Speaker 2: year old person.

625
00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:50,520
Speaker 4: A partner to Mini.

626
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:55,720
Speaker 8: Okay, So so yeah, jay Z just came up to

627
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:57,159
Speaker 8: us and he was like, honestly, I wasn't going to

628
00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:58,639
Speaker 8: bring this up because I was kind of shy, and

629
00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:00,119
Speaker 8: I was like, oh my god, jay Z's like to

630
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:02,520
Speaker 8: be around us, and then he was like, oh, like I.

631
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:09,200
Speaker 2: Love emergency and a calm, and then he like really

632
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:10,880
Speaker 2: tried to buy it from us, and we were like, no,

633
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:13,320
Speaker 2: you're like freaking It was like, I'll give you seventeen

634
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:18,000
Speaker 2: million dollars for fifteen percent, which is a disgraceful amount

635
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:18,240
Speaker 2: of money.

636
00:28:18,359 --> 00:28:19,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, are you fucking like.

637
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:21,800
Speaker 3: We have an estimation of this podcast being worth like

638
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:22,880
Speaker 3: five hundred million.

639
00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:25,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, like a two million dollar evaluation, Like, are you

640
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:26,480
Speaker 2: out of your fucking mind?

641
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:30,080
Speaker 3: Probably, But basically we denied him, and then the rest

642
00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:32,119
Speaker 3: of it was like really fun and beautiful, but like

643
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:36,280
Speaker 3: that was like, that was just such an unreal moment. Yeah,

644
00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:39,040
Speaker 3: it's JC trying to buy the podcast from us, and.

645
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,400
Speaker 2: Then I jumped off the fucking hill and rolled down

646
00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:48,160
Speaker 2: and got cactus thorns all in me. I tried to

647
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:48,880
Speaker 2: kill myself.

648
00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:51,480
Speaker 1: I was gonna I was gonna be the first person

649
00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:54,560
Speaker 1: to kill myself with the laflir pop up. That's like,

650
00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:55,480
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding.

651
00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:57,040
Speaker 3: That's the first thing I said when we got there,

652
00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:59,800
Speaker 3: because it's like, like there was like this beautiful fucking view.

653
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:02,560
Speaker 2: It was a utopia. It was literally the most magical

654
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:05,280
Speaker 2: thing I've ever like been to in my life. It

655
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:07,600
Speaker 2: was like a utopian society. Like when you got out

656
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:09,720
Speaker 2: of that fucking car, it felt like you had entered

657
00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:12,760
Speaker 2: like an entirely different world. They were like kids running around.

658
00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:14,880
Speaker 2: It was super cute and they were Yeah, it was

659
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:18,120
Speaker 2: just actually beautiful and the perfume smells fucking awesome.

660
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:18,920
Speaker 1: It was also just.

661
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:22,400
Speaker 3: So well thought out and I bought way more than

662
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:23,040
Speaker 3: I expected.

663
00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:25,320
Speaker 1: I bought like three things, but no regret.

664
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:27,280
Speaker 2: What are they called the little hat that I bought

665
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:32,360
Speaker 2: bas No, it's not that's a grandma.

666
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:35,400
Speaker 9: The they'll know, they'll know what fucking hat they just

667
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:42,480
Speaker 9: made of thorns? Like what babuska thorns?

668
00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:47,160
Speaker 4: Sorry, I'm actually like losing it.

669
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:50,239
Speaker 2: I'm a literally like I'm a little crazy right now,

670
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:51,320
Speaker 2: I'm a crazy little guy.

671
00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:54,640
Speaker 1: But yeah, it was actually so fucking awesome.

672
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:56,600
Speaker 3: And then like it was so beautiful and we got

673
00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:57,960
Speaker 3: there and I looked over the edge and I was like,

674
00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,800
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be the first person to commit suicide at

675
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:03,440
Speaker 3: this fuck that is a vet because I was like,

676
00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:06,520
Speaker 3: I'm gonna jump off this clip right now.

677
00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:09,440
Speaker 1: That's not funny.

678
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:14,680
Speaker 4: It is a little real, Okay.

679
00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:16,840
Speaker 3: I also I want to just like say this. I

680
00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:18,200
Speaker 3: saw two things where.

681
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:19,960
Speaker 7: I was like, oh, I beat your ass in chest too,

682
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:22,920
Speaker 7: shut the fuck up, like you got your shit rocked.

683
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:26,640
Speaker 3: You should care about beating some ass in real life sexually,

684
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:28,600
Speaker 3: and not about beating as in chess.

685
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:32,520
Speaker 2: Do you hear yourself like I eat ass in real

686
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:37,600
Speaker 2: life and I beat ass in chess. I brushed my

687
00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:42,040
Speaker 2: hair and girls out for the first time in a

688
00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:44,920
Speaker 2: long time, and they're really fucking annoying.

689
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:45,720
Speaker 4: I hate my hair.

690
00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:47,320
Speaker 1: Anyway, it was beautiful.

691
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:49,480
Speaker 3: Oh but I saw this thing that I was like, oh,

692
00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:53,920
Speaker 3: someone really worried about my finances, which it sounded like

693
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,160
Speaker 3: a man said it, because then one of the things

694
00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:58,520
Speaker 3: was do you think she'll have to start an OnlyFans?

695
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:01,760
Speaker 3: And I hold you fucking slip and get a concussion

696
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:03,800
Speaker 3: and twist your hip and you can never walk straight again,

697
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:04,280
Speaker 3: because what.

698
00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:05,320
Speaker 1: The fuck are you talking about?

699
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:07,920
Speaker 3: Like like and that's not a dis to only fans,

700
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:10,000
Speaker 3: but like for you to act like you give a

701
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:13,480
Speaker 3: fuck about my like my safety and like like my

702
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:16,520
Speaker 3: like my like, oh, I hope she's not raking up debt.

703
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,760
Speaker 1: Do you think she'll turn to OnlyFans like what, you

704
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:20,440
Speaker 1: don't actually care?

705
00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:23,120
Speaker 2: You just I was about to say, that's just him

706
00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:25,760
Speaker 2: like projecting his like like hopefully, like.

707
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:28,760
Speaker 3: He just wants to fucking suck my nipples. And I'm like, girl, like,

708
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:30,280
Speaker 3: you're not gonna get to like.

709
00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:31,360
Speaker 4: Shut him both.

710
00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:35,000
Speaker 1: He's gonna hear this and be so sad.

711
00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:37,440
Speaker 4: Good. That was a little weird of him.

712
00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:39,560
Speaker 8: I know.

713
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:42,959
Speaker 3: All the comments were like, hey, I think she's like fine,

714
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,240
Speaker 3: but also why did you mention only that?

715
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:49,760
Speaker 1: All of like my followers were like why did you

716
00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:50,280
Speaker 1: do that?

717
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:52,400
Speaker 3: And then someone else was really worried about your like

718
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:54,800
Speaker 3: mental health, and like was like yeah, they say like

719
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:57,280
Speaker 3: really like scary things sometimes and I'm so.

720
00:31:57,160 --> 00:31:58,880
Speaker 4: Sorry be worried.

721
00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:02,200
Speaker 1: I don't want anyone to actually worry about us. Oh

722
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:03,760
Speaker 1: my god, I have fucking therapy tomorrow.

723
00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:08,440
Speaker 2: Cancel, Li, cancel because we've.

724
00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:10,240
Speaker 3: Been filming at night, so tomorrow we just have to

725
00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:13,720
Speaker 3: keep it the fucking licorice pizza.

726
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:15,920
Speaker 1: We're gonna go see it tomorrow.

727
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:21,880
Speaker 2: Oh it's at seven and my therapy at eight. Oh damn, damn, damn, damn.

728
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:24,880
Speaker 3: I got really scared because I was like, oh my god,

729
00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:26,920
Speaker 3: this episode's gonna come out before we watch it, and

730
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:29,280
Speaker 3: like they're gonna fucking spoil it for me in the comments.

731
00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:33,640
Speaker 3: But I'm gonna see it before this week before Happy Christmas.

732
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:38,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, what were we even talking about?

733
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:39,760
Speaker 1: Your fucking bob.

734
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:40,680
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, we're talking.

735
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:43,520
Speaker 2: About people are literally being worried about my mental health.

736
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:46,160
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you should be worried, you or so you

737
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:47,080
Speaker 2: should worry about me?

738
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:48,320
Speaker 1: Know what you worry?

739
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:50,320
Speaker 2: I'm I have a second thought about me before you

740
00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:51,160
Speaker 2: go to bed every night.

741
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:52,480
Speaker 1: I am not kidding.

742
00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:56,320
Speaker 3: I don't think I'm capable of being like depressed anymore because.

743
00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:56,920
Speaker 1: Of how dumb I am.

744
00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:58,280
Speaker 4: I literally feel the same way.

745
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:01,320
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm so good right now. I make all

746
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:06,240
Speaker 2: these jokes to like combat how to combat those feelings,

747
00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:09,040
Speaker 2: but I feel actually fucking awesome, like genuinely don't worry

748
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:11,280
Speaker 2: about me. I may say some dark things, but like

749
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:13,040
Speaker 2: at the end of the day, like, I'm fine.

750
00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:18,920
Speaker 3: It's funny the joke about how scary life can be exactly. Also,

751
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:22,560
Speaker 3: I actually I haven't had like, no, that's a lie.

752
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:24,560
Speaker 3: I was like really fucking sad for a minute, but

753
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:29,160
Speaker 3: that was like, what's it called their situational? Yeah, that

754
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:32,280
Speaker 3: was situational. But I haven't had a depressive episode since

755
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:33,640
Speaker 3: this time last year.

756
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:36,719
Speaker 2: So I'm on a good strong depression.

757
00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:39,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, seessontal depression hasn't really bothered me. But I think

758
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:42,520
Speaker 1: it's because there's not a single moment where I'm in silence.

759
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:45,880
Speaker 2: I know there's there's We've been working so fucking much,

760
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:48,840
Speaker 2: we've been so social, it's like we don't have time.

761
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:52,520
Speaker 1: Maybe this is probably why, like normal people are normal because.

762
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:56,200
Speaker 2: They're normal people scare me. Though normal people scare the

763
00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:56,800
Speaker 2: fuck out of me.

764
00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:58,400
Speaker 1: Normal people make me horny.

765
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:04,480
Speaker 2: We should get Galaxy tights for the podcast one episode

766
00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:05,720
Speaker 2: and wear them.

767
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:08,400
Speaker 1: I'm literally gonna get a shank.

768
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:10,120
Speaker 3: In during a filming of an episode. I'm gonna stab

769
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:11,160
Speaker 3: you in the fuckingtions.

770
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:15,000
Speaker 2: I would actually allow that, literally just one day, stab me.

771
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:17,840
Speaker 2: I don't care as long as it's I won't I

772
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:20,400
Speaker 2: won't sue you, I won't press charges. I'll be like

773
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:22,160
Speaker 2: I deserved it. She's protecting yourself.

774
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:26,239
Speaker 4: I just want to feel it. Let's go to the

775
00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:27,480
Speaker 4: uh the soup?

776
00:34:27,719 --> 00:34:28,759
Speaker 1: Oh, should we do soup?

777
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:31,160
Speaker 2: We'll say, I don't even know what you wanted to

778
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:31,839
Speaker 2: talk about with the.

779
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:34,920
Speaker 3: Soup because you don't fucking like soup and it's disrespectful.

780
00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:37,040
Speaker 4: I was okay.

781
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:39,640
Speaker 2: I mentioned it way earlier on the podcast. I was like,

782
00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:42,200
Speaker 2: y'all are lying about soup. So but I gave it

783
00:34:42,239 --> 00:34:48,400
Speaker 2: a chance. I gave it another try. Like gorgeous, gorgeous

784
00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:54,080
Speaker 2: guys hate soup. That's the real fucking saying. Fuck soup.

785
00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:58,839
Speaker 2: Still fuck soup. It's not feeling. It's way too fucking

786
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:02,279
Speaker 2: hot all the time. There's absolutely no flavor in any soup.

787
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:05,560
Speaker 3: It sounds like you've never had soup made by somebody

788
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:07,160
Speaker 3: who's like making it with the passion.

789
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:10,839
Speaker 2: That may be correct, You may be a little right

790
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:11,319
Speaker 2: about that.

791
00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:15,840
Speaker 3: Like no one was as passionate as my mom and

792
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:19,040
Speaker 3: dad hungover is fuck making a soup because they need

793
00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:22,840
Speaker 3: nutrients to like regarner life, and like that soup was

794
00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:24,040
Speaker 3: always so fucking good.

795
00:35:24,719 --> 00:35:28,000
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, soup just fucking sucks. End of conversation for me.

796
00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:31,959
Speaker 2: There's no convincing me. I tried to convince myself. Soup

797
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:37,760
Speaker 2: fucking blows. You blows fucking chunks. It's just not Also,

798
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:42,480
Speaker 2: it's not a pleasant experience, like it's like liquid and chunks, Like,

799
00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:43,960
Speaker 2: how are you supposed to eat that?

800
00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:45,120
Speaker 4: Like you're are you dumb?

801
00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:47,320
Speaker 1: Are you fucking dumb? Like, actually you're dumb.

802
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:48,200
Speaker 4: I'm not dumb.

803
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:49,680
Speaker 2: I'm a genius.

804
00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:50,879
Speaker 4: Actually I have a very high IQ.

805
00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:53,359
Speaker 3: That's something we still you ever once seeing you take

806
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:56,359
Speaker 3: a fu IQ test like you've like I've never seen

807
00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:57,799
Speaker 3: you show me IQ Like.

808
00:35:58,080 --> 00:36:00,080
Speaker 4: I'll look it up right now on my AMI.

809
00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:01,839
Speaker 1: On your good.

810
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:03,680
Speaker 3: No, I mean like a real life one, not one

811
00:36:03,719 --> 00:36:06,520
Speaker 3: off the fucking internet. Girl, Like he's not like kids

812
00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:09,360
Speaker 3: who are like at home taking adah D like tests

813
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:12,400
Speaker 3: on Google and being like yep, that's me.

814
00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:16,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's exactly what.

815
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:17,680
Speaker 1: Super is fucking good.

816
00:36:17,719 --> 00:36:20,400
Speaker 3: I just wanted to defend soup because Drew claims he

817
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:22,080
Speaker 3: doesn't like soup even though you fuck.

818
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:23,240
Speaker 1: Up yours you had today.

819
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,160
Speaker 2: Never mind what we're gonna say. I was just gonna

820
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:29,160
Speaker 2: say another thing, and then I thought about it and

821
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:31,360
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, she's gonna react with silence, so

822
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:33,520
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna say no. Say I will know.

823
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:34,800
Speaker 1: I won't give you silence.

824
00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:38,600
Speaker 2: You'll give me fucking silence. Say it the only soup

825
00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:39,920
Speaker 2: I like a squirt soup.

826
00:36:41,320 --> 00:36:42,200
Speaker 4: Or Jim soup.

827
00:36:43,239 --> 00:36:48,520
Speaker 2: Oh, egg drops soup, but instead of eggs it's no, no,

828
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:50,080
Speaker 2: it's still egg drop soup.

829
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:50,840
Speaker 4: Ova soup.

830
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:53,440
Speaker 3: No egg drop soup would be if I took my

831
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:56,680
Speaker 3: Diva cup and dropped it in some fucking wow.

832
00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:00,960
Speaker 2: Dude, I don't know what's going on. I don't know

833
00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:05,280
Speaker 2: what's going on with this fucking chair man. It's cramping

834
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:05,680
Speaker 2: me up.

835
00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:07,799
Speaker 1: Its fucking you up.

836
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:10,200
Speaker 4: My leg is like numb is shit right now?

837
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:11,120
Speaker 3: Um?

838
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:18,040
Speaker 2: Yeah? Egg drops soup, delicious deloine chise, okay should Oh,

839
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:20,040
Speaker 2: this is just something I wanted to say that I

840
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:21,719
Speaker 2: just need to get this thought out there. Get off

841
00:37:21,719 --> 00:37:22,319
Speaker 2: your damn phone.

842
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:22,640
Speaker 1: Sorry.

843
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:24,560
Speaker 3: I was trying to see if I made plans with

844
00:37:24,719 --> 00:37:27,640
Speaker 3: oriyon tonight. I was like, I don't think I did,

845
00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:29,600
Speaker 3: but she texted me and I got really scared that

846
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:30,920
Speaker 3: I made plans that I forgot about.

847
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:32,479
Speaker 2: But no plan.

848
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:36,440
Speaker 1: She was replying to one of my toxic girl I've

849
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:36,920
Speaker 1: sent to her.

850
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,560
Speaker 2: I was about to say, a toxic trait we have

851
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:42,399
Speaker 2: is our friends not texting us back for one day

852
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:43,960
Speaker 2: and immediately assuming they're dead.

853
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:46,800
Speaker 3: No, that's different though, because like I hear from Orian

854
00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:49,600
Speaker 3: at least once a day, Like there is once a

855
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:53,640
Speaker 3: like at least one time a day talk from Orian

856
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:56,560
Speaker 3: where it's like a toxic TikTok or I'll send her

857
00:37:56,560 --> 00:37:59,960
Speaker 3: one and it'll be some sort of reaction or like interaction.

858
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:01,759
Speaker 1: But not only did she not and.

859
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:03,920
Speaker 3: She didn't post on her story for like two days,

860
00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:06,319
Speaker 3: and I didn't hear for her for like two and

861
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:08,040
Speaker 3: a half days. I was like, oh, this bitch died,

862
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:10,640
Speaker 3: Like yeah, she was murdered. I'm gonna go find the murderer.

863
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:13,799
Speaker 2: I'm gonna know. The thing is, we were like, oh,

864
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:17,160
Speaker 2: she's dead, but like let's make let's make lunch first

865
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:18,759
Speaker 2: and then we'll go drive over to her house and

866
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:19,319
Speaker 2: check on her.

867
00:38:20,239 --> 00:38:22,160
Speaker 3: I know. I was like, I'm gonna make breakfast first,

868
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:25,120
Speaker 3: because you know what, I'm not kidding.

869
00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:26,359
Speaker 1: This was a genuine thought I had.

870
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:28,640
Speaker 3: I was like, well, when I find out she's dead

871
00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:30,400
Speaker 3: for real, like I'm gonna lose my appetite and I

872
00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:31,960
Speaker 3: probably won't eat for a few days, so I need

873
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:32,399
Speaker 3: to We.

874
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:35,719
Speaker 2: Were genuinely like, I thought she was dead. This is

875
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:38,759
Speaker 2: the second time it has been very real that we

876
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:40,160
Speaker 2: thought one of our friends has passed away.

877
00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:44,600
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we thought I died. Yeah, And Okay.

878
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:47,880
Speaker 3: Also, I want to, like say, I keep clarifying this,

879
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:49,920
Speaker 3: but I've said it in Patreon and I haven't like

880
00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:51,279
Speaker 3: said it publicly yet.

881
00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:52,160
Speaker 2: Yeah.

882
00:38:52,239 --> 00:38:53,719
Speaker 1: If you want to hear me talk more, go on

883
00:38:53,719 --> 00:38:54,800
Speaker 1: the Patreon like whatever.

884
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:58,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, we have a bunch of episodes up now. It's

885
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:00,239
Speaker 2: a lit little community we have.

886
00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:02,480
Speaker 1: I know the Discord is fun as anyway.

887
00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:03,680
Speaker 4: Fun as fun, but it's scary as home.

888
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:06,239
Speaker 1: I've said it on there, I've said it on there,

889
00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:07,680
Speaker 1: and I have to say it on here. Just because

890
00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:09,799
Speaker 1: we bullyk Hi doesn't mean y'all get to fucking bully high.

891
00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:12,320
Speaker 1: We bully Hi. But then we have sweet, sweet loving

892
00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:15,000
Speaker 1: sex with him. We do not It makes up for it.

893
00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:16,640
Speaker 4: We do not do the second part.

894
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:22,120
Speaker 2: We we do love each other though, and we make passion.

895
00:39:22,239 --> 00:39:22,919
Speaker 2: We make love.

896
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:27,719
Speaker 3: And we thought he died and all of us freaked out,

897
00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:30,279
Speaker 3: but then he was alive and he just had just

898
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:32,080
Speaker 3: see he turned off his phone for like two days

899
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:32,800
Speaker 3: for fucking attention.

900
00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:34,720
Speaker 2: Like, literally, I'm.

901
00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:37,200
Speaker 4: Gonna do that. What are y'all gonna do?

902
00:39:37,239 --> 00:39:37,319
Speaker 3: You?

903
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:39,440
Speaker 4: What would y'all do if I disappeared for two days?

904
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:43,600
Speaker 1: If I disappear, I would not I'm not kidding.

905
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:45,759
Speaker 3: I like it because of the way you talk about you,

906
00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:48,880
Speaker 3: like you need attention so much, like so much more.

907
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:50,640
Speaker 1: Than any human. I know that it's gonna be a

908
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:51,400
Speaker 1: really fucked up day.

909
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:54,160
Speaker 3: God forbid something does happen, because I'll just be so

910
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:57,200
Speaker 3: annoyed with you. I'll be like, this dumb motherfucker wants attention.

911
00:39:57,480 --> 00:39:59,320
Speaker 3: You said something in the kai right before we started

912
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:01,200
Speaker 3: folking that. I was like, that is not true. And

913
00:40:01,239 --> 00:40:03,880
Speaker 3: he's so annoying, Like I forgot what it was.

914
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:11,440
Speaker 2: I picked I picked up my new heart medicine today

915
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:15,600
Speaker 2: and I was like, he walked into the attention.

916
00:40:18,239 --> 00:40:18,920
Speaker 1: He walked to me.

917
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:21,120
Speaker 3: He's like, should I start the medicine that I'm gonna

918
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:22,759
Speaker 3: have to take for the rest of my life? Like,

919
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:26,240
Speaker 3: and he's so dramatic, and I'm like, You're not taking

920
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:27,799
Speaker 3: that for the rest of your fucking life.

921
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:31,880
Speaker 2: I got so mad because like, you don't know that

922
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:32,960
Speaker 2: I do.

923
00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:37,799
Speaker 3: Like I do though, but yeah, so it would be

924
00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:39,760
Speaker 3: really hard to know if you were actually like needed

925
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:40,719
Speaker 3: help because he like.

926
00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:43,040
Speaker 2: You're so annoying.

927
00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:47,319
Speaker 3: I just need attention, I know, but like to the

928
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:50,520
Speaker 3: point that it's like delusional, like I need attention too,

929
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:53,960
Speaker 3: and but I need as much as you do.

930
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:56,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do need I do need attention more than

931
00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:59,239
Speaker 2: the average person. But that's what makes me me. It's

932
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:01,480
Speaker 2: part of one of my fatal flaws. It's like not

933
00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:03,720
Speaker 2: so fatal. It's like, oh, like it's kind of quirky

934
00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:07,920
Speaker 2: and cute because I don't like, like do insane batshit

935
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:09,880
Speaker 2: crazy things to get attention.

936
00:41:12,239 --> 00:41:14,600
Speaker 3: Like you have a video where you put like casts

937
00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:18,200
Speaker 3: on yourself and then like it took so long to

938
00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:19,120
Speaker 3: get the bass.

939
00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:22,759
Speaker 2: That was I'm scarred. That video literally scarred me. I

940
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:25,480
Speaker 2: have scars on my hands and my fucking ankle from

941
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:28,480
Speaker 2: that asshole that cut the cat's cast off me. I

942
00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:31,600
Speaker 2: actually shouldn't say that because like he literally saved my life.

943
00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:33,440
Speaker 2: But I had to sleep in those casts for like

944
00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:34,880
Speaker 2: three fucking nights.

945
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:36,440
Speaker 4: It was actually awful.

946
00:41:36,719 --> 00:41:38,440
Speaker 2: I just existed in them. That was insane.

947
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:43,000
Speaker 4: Fuck la labo, la laba. If you're listening. Fuck you,

948
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,440
Speaker 4: your candle sucks ass.

949
00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:46,840
Speaker 1: If you hear this, please send me a p R package.

950
00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:50,520
Speaker 3: Actually, shirt is so fucking warm, it's like sweating up

951
00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:54,279
Speaker 3: and like sticking to my skin. I feel like I

952
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:57,160
Speaker 3: when I'm out of state, like nobody hears from me,

953
00:41:58,200 --> 00:42:00,320
Speaker 3: like I don't. I'm so bad at texting people and

954
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:02,000
Speaker 3: keeping up with people when I'm out of state. I

955
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:03,680
Speaker 3: think maybe I've gotten a little better at it.

956
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:06,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean we were talking a lot when you

957
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:09,360
Speaker 2: were out of state last I just feel like you

958
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:12,440
Speaker 2: were bored as shit though, Yeah, because I was just

959
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:13,279
Speaker 2: like kind of at home.

960
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:15,399
Speaker 1: But most of the time when I.

961
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:18,680
Speaker 3: Like, if I go to New York, I'm like, I am, AM,

962
00:42:18,719 --> 00:42:20,879
Speaker 3: I A, and nobody ever wonders.

963
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:24,520
Speaker 1: If I fucking died. Typical typical of you bitches.

964
00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:26,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you never wonder if I died.

965
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:29,480
Speaker 1: That's fucking different. You're so annoying.

966
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:32,080
Speaker 2: I'm going to disappear for five days and I'm gonna

967
00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:36,360
Speaker 2: let you And what if I never come back, Well.

968
00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:39,920
Speaker 1: Then I'll panic. If like a month goes by, I'll panic.

969
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:42,640
Speaker 4: Oh, okay, so the month is the cutoff.

970
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:45,440
Speaker 1: No, I don't know what I would just know what.

971
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:48,920
Speaker 2: I I genuinely think if I was a wall for

972
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:52,880
Speaker 2: two days, like.

973
00:42:51,239 --> 00:42:52,680
Speaker 4: Like, you would actually be concerned.

974
00:42:52,719 --> 00:42:54,359
Speaker 2: You would be concerned if I didn't come home after

975
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:56,200
Speaker 2: like four hours, you'd be like, Okay, where is this

976
00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:59,759
Speaker 2: motherfucker at? Like my location went off like both of

977
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:00,399
Speaker 2: them did.

978
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:02,840
Speaker 1: I would be No. I would be so fucking annoyed.

979
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:05,440
Speaker 2: I would be, Oh, he's just having a stinky link.

980
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:06,120
Speaker 5: No.

981
00:43:06,239 --> 00:43:08,000
Speaker 3: I would just toucht your mom and be like, can

982
00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:09,680
Speaker 3: you get your son? He's pissing me off?

983
00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:13,680
Speaker 2: Then you call me and my phone goes to voicemail,

984
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:15,560
Speaker 2: but my voicemail box is filled.

985
00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:17,120
Speaker 1: And then I go on your fucking meme acount and

986
00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:18,920
Speaker 1: your posts alive.

987
00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:24,920
Speaker 2: You can't shut up here. I posted thirty six means

988
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:28,400
Speaker 2: in the last four hours. That is like my toxic

989
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:31,200
Speaker 2: trait is that goddamn meme account. My other another thing

990
00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:33,880
Speaker 2: that's fucked up is Okay, no one talks about this,

991
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:36,400
Speaker 2: but being a gamer is a mental illness, and I

992
00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:38,359
Speaker 2: am suffering so badly right now.

993
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:40,279
Speaker 3: Like I know, I said in the last episode that

994
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:41,920
Speaker 3: you disappear into your room for like four hours, and

995
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:43,360
Speaker 3: you're like, no, it's.

996
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:46,880
Speaker 2: Not four hours. I actually timed it our gaming session

997
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:49,000
Speaker 2: the other night, because I was like, okay, get.

998
00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:50,600
Speaker 3: On different gaming session. Did you go to war with

999
00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:52,600
Speaker 3: your brother and then you do it with like hunter.

1000
00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:54,680
Speaker 2: And that each time it's like thirty minute increments and

1001
00:43:54,719 --> 00:43:56,719
Speaker 2: I have like four hours in between each time.

1002
00:43:57,560 --> 00:43:59,399
Speaker 1: That is a lie. That's there's not that much time

1003
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:00,120
Speaker 1: in the day.

1004
00:44:01,239 --> 00:44:05,719
Speaker 2: You don't know anything about me every day.

1005
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:07,760
Speaker 4: I get closer and closer running away.

1006
00:44:08,239 --> 00:44:10,920
Speaker 1: Then go girl, you can't run and you don't have

1007
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:11,319
Speaker 1: a car.

1008
00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:12,680
Speaker 2: Where are you going, bitch?

1009
00:44:12,719 --> 00:44:15,000
Speaker 4: I'll uber my lad.

1010
00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:17,160
Speaker 1: I never spend the money on an uber to run

1011
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:17,880
Speaker 1: away via.

1012
00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:18,879
Speaker 4: Uber, I'd steal your car.

1013
00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:21,399
Speaker 1: Then what if you stole my car?

1014
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:22,600
Speaker 2: I would ruin your fucking life.

1015
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:23,400
Speaker 1: I'd be so pissed.

1016
00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:26,319
Speaker 2: Then what you wouldn't You wouldn't know where I went?

1017
00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:29,120
Speaker 2: Am I in Iceland.

1018
00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:30,280
Speaker 1: With my car?

1019
00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:32,000
Speaker 4: Drive it off a cliff?

1020
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:36,640
Speaker 2: I'm going to kill you, bitch.

1021
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:39,240
Speaker 4: I would have survived if we drove off that cliff.

1022
00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:43,960
Speaker 2: Cai. Oh wait was that us? No, we talked about it.

1023
00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:44,279
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1024
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:48,600
Speaker 2: I would have survived and we would have survived.

1025
00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:49,200
Speaker 1: If I drove us off.

1026
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:51,120
Speaker 3: Yeah no, I would have done it so that the

1027
00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:53,840
Speaker 3: car would have landed on your side and smuck killed.

1028
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:58,799
Speaker 2: And would live. Okay, I mean how long is this

1029
00:44:58,960 --> 00:44:59,800
Speaker 2: have we been talking?

1030
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,480
Speaker 4: Uh, let's just save this for tomorrow.

1031
00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:12,760
Speaker 2: I can go into my dream that I had last

1032
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:15,840
Speaker 2: night that was actually so fucked up, and it like

1033
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:21,279
Speaker 2: I woke up sad. So during the day before we

1034
00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:23,520
Speaker 2: went to sleep, me and You were just like really

1035
00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:26,919
Speaker 2: into the like tornado outbreak that happened rest in Peace.

1036
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:28,520
Speaker 4: That's so fucking sad and scary.

1037
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:28,879
Speaker 2: And yeah.

1038
00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:31,279
Speaker 1: Also we weren't like really into it, but we were

1039
00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:31,760
Speaker 1: just like.

1040
00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:33,040
Speaker 4: We were just watching away.

1041
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:35,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, we were watching the videos, like just taking in

1042
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:36,960
Speaker 2: that fucking devastation.

1043
00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:39,440
Speaker 4: It's like so dark, it's so evil.

1044
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:43,799
Speaker 1: Natural disasters are fucking obscene to me.

1045
00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:47,560
Speaker 2: I used to be obsessed with tornadoes still am, just

1046
00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:50,160
Speaker 2: because the one that hit my hometown, I like wanted

1047
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:55,200
Speaker 2: to see one again so fucking bad. But we watched

1048
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:58,200
Speaker 2: those tornado videos and it just like kind of lingered

1049
00:45:58,239 --> 00:46:00,200
Speaker 2: with me all day and I was like, oh, dude,

1050
00:46:00,239 --> 00:46:01,360
Speaker 2: that's like so dark and sad.

1051
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:05,120
Speaker 4: So but anyways, I went to bad and in my dream.

1052
00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:11,879
Speaker 2: It was me, you Christian, and I it was Elisa

1053
00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:15,960
Speaker 2: and Orian or Elisa or Orion. I don't know who.

1054
00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:19,719
Speaker 2: It was either four or five of us, and we

1055
00:46:19,719 --> 00:46:23,040
Speaker 2: were in this like what building it was was my

1056
00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:27,000
Speaker 2: old youth like church building. It was like the building

1057
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:29,080
Speaker 2: detached from the church. It was like this big glass

1058
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:32,800
Speaker 2: building with like games and it was just like this place,

1059
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:37,640
Speaker 2: this like youth center at my old church. But it

1060
00:46:37,680 --> 00:46:40,600
Speaker 2: was basically a building like covered in head to toe

1061
00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:44,920
Speaker 2: and glass in the entrance way. And we were in

1062
00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:47,520
Speaker 2: there and it was storming really fucking bad outside and

1063
00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:51,040
Speaker 2: I was like, guys, like it's getting really bad, we

1064
00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:55,360
Speaker 2: should probably go and take cover. And everybody was like okay,

1065
00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:58,200
Speaker 2: but you you were like yeah, fucking right, like I

1066
00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:00,319
Speaker 2: want to see this shit. And I was like like

1067
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:03,160
Speaker 2: I promise, Like this isn't okay, Like this is not

1068
00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:07,440
Speaker 2: like a good it's not gonna be fun to watch happen.

1069
00:47:07,719 --> 00:47:09,759
Speaker 2: And you were like no, like I want to see it.

1070
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:11,880
Speaker 2: I want to see it so fucking bad, and like

1071
00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:16,440
Speaker 2: you ran out the front doors, and like I screamed

1072
00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:20,120
Speaker 2: at you, like like it was like the this is

1073
00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:23,120
Speaker 2: a set. Like it was the gnarliest scream I've ever

1074
00:47:23,239 --> 00:47:26,040
Speaker 2: Like I yelled at you with like my entire being,

1075
00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:28,680
Speaker 2: like I was so fucking angry at you, and like

1076
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:30,600
Speaker 2: you were still ignoring at me, and I was I

1077
00:47:30,719 --> 00:47:32,919
Speaker 2: was still yelling, and you were like running out into

1078
00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:36,920
Speaker 2: this fucking storm, and sure enough, the fucking tornado came

1079
00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:37,440
Speaker 2: and like.

1080
00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:39,680
Speaker 4: Literally like took you away.

1081
00:47:40,320 --> 00:47:42,400
Speaker 2: And then I woke up, and I don't know what

1082
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:45,000
Speaker 2: happened next, but like the building got fucking destroyed, like

1083
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:47,640
Speaker 2: you could see the glass break, and then you got

1084
00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:50,840
Speaker 2: sucked away and you died. I so gnarly, I know

1085
00:47:51,719 --> 00:47:53,120
Speaker 2: that's what I was saying. And I woke upset, and

1086
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:55,080
Speaker 2: I was like, if Enya, every fucking does that to me,

1087
00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:55,960
Speaker 2: I'll be so pissed.

1088
00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:58,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, if there's ever a tornado and I really want

1089
00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:00,680
Speaker 3: to watch it and get sucked away, you'll be biz.

1090
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:01,000
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1091
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:04,200
Speaker 2: Well, I think like in real life, i'd be more lenient.

1092
00:48:04,239 --> 00:48:05,799
Speaker 2: I'd be like, yeah, let's go watch it and we

1093
00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:06,760
Speaker 2: could disappear together.

1094
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:11,399
Speaker 4: Buzz kill.

1095
00:48:13,719 --> 00:48:16,080
Speaker 3: Well, I haven't killed in my dream I haven't had

1096
00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:16,760
Speaker 3: any nightmares.

1097
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:19,280
Speaker 1: Someone did come up to us and talked about their dreams.

1098
00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:23,000
Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, in my dreams, smell blood in

1099
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:26,200
Speaker 3: the scent of my body, like my family's body is burning.

1100
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:28,720
Speaker 1: And I was like, okay, well that's like I can't

1101
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:29,600
Speaker 1: say that I've.

1102
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:32,719
Speaker 2: Smelled like you scare the shit out of it. And

1103
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:37,080
Speaker 2: then also we were walking to the concert and a

1104
00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:40,399
Speaker 2: fan like locked eyes and like normally I know when y'all,

1105
00:48:40,480 --> 00:48:42,640
Speaker 2: when y'all know who I like, I know when you

1106
00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:44,800
Speaker 2: know who I am. Yeah, it's like it's very easy

1107
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:46,080
Speaker 2: to tell you're not fucking slick.

1108
00:48:46,239 --> 00:48:47,240
Speaker 1: It's a seventh sense.

1109
00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:51,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like literally it's the sixth sense or the seventh. Yeah,

1110
00:48:51,719 --> 00:48:54,720
Speaker 2: there's senses, the sixth senses. You've seen dead people.

1111
00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:57,280
Speaker 1: Oh there's only five sentence.

1112
00:48:57,200 --> 00:48:58,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, seeing.

1113
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:02,960
Speaker 2: Ring tastes and smell. Oh yeah, and then there's like

1114
00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:07,560
Speaker 2: in two squirting. So yeah, I have fucking seven too.

1115
00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:10,920
Speaker 1: Well that's funny because you were saying you only have five.

1116
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:14,720
Speaker 4: I have six plus seven.

1117
00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:15,160
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1118
00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:17,520
Speaker 3: See, you have six because you can sense when people

1119
00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:19,840
Speaker 3: know us. But I have seven because I squirt.

1120
00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:23,480
Speaker 2: Oh I forgot I have eight because I squirt and

1121
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:25,799
Speaker 2: I see dead people and I'm on the cream team.

1122
00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:27,560
Speaker 1: So you have nine.

1123
00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:30,520
Speaker 4: Oh I forgot about that. I actually have infinity. So

1124
00:49:33,239 --> 00:49:34,319
Speaker 4: what the fuck was I saying?

1125
00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:37,600
Speaker 2: Oh, this girl walked past us, and I was like, oh,

1126
00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:39,799
Speaker 2: she knows who we are, and she looked at both

1127
00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:41,040
Speaker 2: me and Ya and then.

1128
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:43,440
Speaker 4: Just laughed at us. She just laughed.

1129
00:49:43,760 --> 00:49:49,240
Speaker 2: She laughed in our fucking face, like scoffed at us, like.

1130
00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:51,040
Speaker 3: Like half laugh, half scoffed, and kept walking and I

1131
00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:52,880
Speaker 3: was like, don't do that, because I'll kill myself.

1132
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:54,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, are you laughing at me? Like?

1133
00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:57,200
Speaker 2: Do you enjoy? Like do you like my content? Are

1134
00:49:57,239 --> 00:49:58,080
Speaker 2: you laughing at me?

1135
00:49:58,200 --> 00:50:00,000
Speaker 3: Are you like are you scoffing because you can't believe

1136
00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:01,799
Speaker 3: you see these two idiots walking.

1137
00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:02,880
Speaker 4: By in real life?

1138
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:04,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's like funny to you? Or are you

1139
00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:06,040
Speaker 3: laughing at me because you think I'm annoying?

1140
00:50:06,080 --> 00:50:06,560
Speaker 1: And you hit me?

1141
00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:08,840
Speaker 3: And like seeing me in real life is like entertaining

1142
00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:11,120
Speaker 3: to some way, because I'm gonna kill myself.

1143
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:14,640
Speaker 2: And see, look we're aspiring, we're inspiring all over again.

1144
00:50:14,680 --> 00:50:17,320
Speaker 2: We had this same concert or conversation. At the concert,

1145
00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:18,920
Speaker 2: We're like, oh my god, did she hate us or

1146
00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:21,839
Speaker 2: did she like us? Or And then someone came up

1147
00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:24,800
Speaker 2: to us in the grocery store and was like, yeah,

1148
00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:27,480
Speaker 2: I know you're listening, and I know her friends are listening,

1149
00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:31,080
Speaker 2: but she I actually laughed. I thought it was fucking hilarious.

1150
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:34,360
Speaker 2: But she said, She's like, I love your podcast and

1151
00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:35,759
Speaker 2: I was like, thank you so fucking much.

1152
00:50:35,760 --> 00:50:36,760
Speaker 4: That's so nice.

1153
00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:40,040
Speaker 2: And then they were like I tried to show my friends,

1154
00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:42,480
Speaker 2: but like and then she's like, no, in never mind,

1155
00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:43,719
Speaker 2: I won't. I won't say it. And I was like, no,

1156
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:47,760
Speaker 2: say it, like what and she's like then they were like, uh,

1157
00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:51,040
Speaker 2: you're kind of annoying to them, like they don't think

1158
00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:54,600
Speaker 2: you're funny. And I was just like I was like, okay.

1159
00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:57,880
Speaker 3: I'm just trying to buy fucking pasta, Like I'm literally

1160
00:50:57,880 --> 00:50:58,840
Speaker 3: in the pastile, like.

1161
00:50:59,719 --> 00:51:01,640
Speaker 4: Don't say that to me. You were right.

1162
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:04,839
Speaker 2: That's my problem is that people like try to bite

1163
00:51:04,840 --> 00:51:06,640
Speaker 2: their tongue and not say what they were gonna say.

1164
00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:08,479
Speaker 2: And I'm like, I just need to let them be

1165
00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:11,000
Speaker 2: because you know what it is. I said the thing

1166
00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:14,520
Speaker 2: to me that ruined my life for three days, literally

1167
00:51:14,600 --> 00:51:15,799
Speaker 2: ruined my life for three days.

1168
00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:18,520
Speaker 3: It's three days, bitch, you're fucking peebirdy forgot about that

1169
00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:19,520
Speaker 3: shit the second you said that.

1170
00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:21,680
Speaker 2: No, But the second I sit in this fucking chair,

1171
00:51:21,719 --> 00:51:26,120
Speaker 2: it's reignited. And I'm like, oh, yeah, now you're thinking

1172
00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:26,520
Speaker 2: about it.

1173
00:51:26,640 --> 00:51:30,239
Speaker 4: Yeah see, I going to be that about it.

1174
00:51:30,239 --> 00:51:33,360
Speaker 1: Well, you know what the thing is. I am like

1175
00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:35,640
Speaker 1: the perfect human and nobody talks about that. Like you

1176
00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:38,200
Speaker 1: may find me annoying, but it's just a repellent because.

1177
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:40,799
Speaker 2: Like, for really that's you projectory saying.

1178
00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:42,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, like for really uninteresting people who don't have the

1179
00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:45,640
Speaker 3: confidence to say what they're thinking, and like who are

1180
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:48,759
Speaker 3: really like introverted and they like want to be extroverted.

1181
00:51:48,239 --> 00:51:50,879
Speaker 4: And you're probably ugliest fuck fugly big, But.

1182
00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:53,560
Speaker 3: Like me, I'm perfect because I talk a lot and

1183
00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:57,440
Speaker 3: like I can like keep someone entertained. I have like

1184
00:51:57,600 --> 00:51:59,879
Speaker 3: gorilla grip pussy, and I like give good head.

1185
00:52:01,120 --> 00:52:06,000
Speaker 2: Fugly thugly girls hate Enya and Drew gorgeous gorgeous girls.

1186
00:52:06,360 --> 00:52:07,280
Speaker 1: I have good style.

1187
00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:11,719
Speaker 3: I'm also like all knowing and like truth and a lie,

1188
00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:13,759
Speaker 3: which is fucking hella good.

1189
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:17,560
Speaker 2: Three truths and a lie, which one is to lie.

1190
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:20,480
Speaker 1: That I have girlic grip. I actually have a loose

1191
00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:21,200
Speaker 1: goose down there.

1192
00:52:22,280 --> 00:52:25,840
Speaker 3: I've had situations.

1193
00:52:26,440 --> 00:52:28,319
Speaker 4: That's my bad, My bad.

1194
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:32,160
Speaker 2: Y'all stretched me out.

1195
00:52:35,719 --> 00:52:41,640
Speaker 4: What wait, what's the equivalent? No, no up? I need

1196
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:42,080
Speaker 4: to shut up.

1197
00:52:42,880 --> 00:52:44,640
Speaker 2: I've been trying sounding out recently.

1198
00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:46,040
Speaker 1: What does that mean?

1199
00:52:46,239 --> 00:52:47,880
Speaker 2: I stick things inside of my penis.

1200
00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:52,759
Speaker 3: I haven't say I've had an issue where it's like

1201
00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:56,160
Speaker 3: I'm going to do the business and then someone's part

1202
00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:57,879
Speaker 3: is like kind of like knocking around the walls because

1203
00:52:57,880 --> 00:52:59,160
Speaker 3: there's like too much space in there.

1204
00:52:59,480 --> 00:52:59,760
Speaker 1: Girl.

1205
00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:01,960
Speaker 4: Oh my, oh gosh.

1206
00:53:03,160 --> 00:53:04,799
Speaker 3: It's like when you throw like a penny down a

1207
00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:06,640
Speaker 3: well and it'll like bounce off the side of the

1208
00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:07,960
Speaker 3: walls until it hits the bottom.

1209
00:53:08,080 --> 00:53:10,000
Speaker 4: It's it's cavernous.

1210
00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:12,160
Speaker 1: I gotta I do have a wishing well down there.

1211
00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:18,640
Speaker 2: It's deep, scary, and it echoes. I crawled, it's just

1212
00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:21,160
Speaker 2: burrowed in there for warm.

1213
00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:22,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was nice.

1214
00:53:22,480 --> 00:53:25,120
Speaker 2: You shrinked me down to fourteen inches and I got

1215
00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:25,440
Speaker 2: in there.

1216
00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:30,320
Speaker 1: Body parts are so funny.

1217
00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:34,560
Speaker 2: I know, vaginas are funny.

1218
00:53:35,120 --> 00:53:37,160
Speaker 3: Someone timed me in this thing that it was like

1219
00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:38,720
Speaker 3: it was a girl.

1220
00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:42,160
Speaker 1: It was like things I thought before I found out

1221
00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:42,760
Speaker 1: I was a lesson.

1222
00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:46,360
Speaker 3: It was literally every talking point in the like last

1223
00:53:46,360 --> 00:53:47,560
Speaker 3: two episodes.

1224
00:53:47,719 --> 00:53:49,040
Speaker 4: Are so funny.

1225
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:52,879
Speaker 3: They are funny and gross, like I do genuinely think

1226
00:53:52,960 --> 00:53:54,960
Speaker 3: like most people think that, but I don't know who

1227
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:55,879
Speaker 3: am I, But.

1228
00:53:55,800 --> 00:53:58,040
Speaker 1: I think that about everyone's body for.

1229
00:53:57,960 --> 00:53:59,520
Speaker 3: The most part is gross to me until I like

1230
00:53:59,520 --> 00:54:01,239
Speaker 3: them and I've said that before, and that's just how

1231
00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:01,720
Speaker 3: I feel.

1232
00:54:02,360 --> 00:54:03,799
Speaker 2: Do you think my body's gross?

1233
00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:09,759
Speaker 3: I would like to suck on somebody. I would like

1234
00:54:09,840 --> 00:54:13,080
Speaker 3: to be breastbed and treated like a little baby by

1235
00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:15,560
Speaker 3: a woman who's older than me, because I did not

1236
00:54:15,600 --> 00:54:17,600
Speaker 3: get that kind of love and satisfaction.

1237
00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:22,720
Speaker 2: From a mother. Damn, we need to do an episode

1238
00:54:22,719 --> 00:54:25,000
Speaker 2: where we dissect our freeism.

1239
00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:26,040
Speaker 4: Whatever it's called.

1240
00:54:27,080 --> 00:54:31,279
Speaker 2: What is that kai dissecting ur? What would it be

1241
00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:33,680
Speaker 2: like dissecting our freud tendencies?

1242
00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:40,480
Speaker 3: Iogy it's called dissecting my horny thoughts.

1243
00:54:41,640 --> 00:54:43,680
Speaker 2: Oh, that would be a dark episode. I'm thinking about

1244
00:54:43,680 --> 00:54:45,600
Speaker 2: it right now. That would be really dark. Y'all don't

1245
00:54:45,600 --> 00:54:48,319
Speaker 2: want to know anything about me. Y'all don't want to

1246
00:54:48,719 --> 00:54:50,839
Speaker 2: Like y'all know a lot about me. You don't want

1247
00:54:50,840 --> 00:54:53,800
Speaker 2: to know about me. You don't.

1248
00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:56,759
Speaker 3: I want to know what you be getting up to

1249
00:54:56,840 --> 00:55:01,919
Speaker 3: in those dirty ash shees nothing in those dirty you

1250
00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:05,360
Speaker 3: literally there's like dust mite. You're building a new breed

1251
00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:06,920
Speaker 3: of bed bugs in your cheeks.

1252
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:08,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, because that's how long it's been said.

1253
00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:10,280
Speaker 4: It's a little science experiment.

1254
00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:14,080
Speaker 3: You're literally told me that, like where his body lace,

1255
00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:15,680
Speaker 3: she has thinned out.

1256
00:55:16,520 --> 00:55:19,960
Speaker 2: I said that on the podcast before and like, like

1257
00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:22,279
Speaker 2: you know when you see like a shirt that's like

1258
00:55:22,480 --> 00:55:24,359
Speaker 2: rubbed a little bit in the thinner there and there's

1259
00:55:24,360 --> 00:55:25,920
Speaker 2: like little beads of fabric all over it.

1260
00:55:25,920 --> 00:55:26,560
Speaker 4: That's why my bed.

1261
00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:30,239
Speaker 2: She was like, is it is it stained? Is there

1262
00:55:30,280 --> 00:55:32,839
Speaker 2: a body print where you lay? And I was like no,

1263
00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:35,440
Speaker 2: but I did wash my sheets when you went back

1264
00:55:35,480 --> 00:55:36,600
Speaker 2: to Miami.

1265
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:37,960
Speaker 4: I texted you about it.

1266
00:55:38,120 --> 00:55:40,160
Speaker 1: What a coincidence when I wasn't here.

1267
00:55:40,320 --> 00:55:46,040
Speaker 7: It's smell them no, it's like you're making your own

1268
00:55:46,120 --> 00:55:51,160
Speaker 7: chloroform back there, Like I smell it, like, knockout that bed?

1269
00:55:53,080 --> 00:55:55,799
Speaker 3: All right, are we gonna have to remove me saying

1270
00:55:55,840 --> 00:55:57,560
Speaker 3: I want to suck on some nipples?

1271
00:55:57,760 --> 00:56:01,040
Speaker 4: No, no, well let's do media.

1272
00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:07,120
Speaker 2: But before media, I just want to say thank you

1273
00:56:07,160 --> 00:56:09,440
Speaker 2: to all the patrons, the patrons.

1274
00:56:09,760 --> 00:56:11,719
Speaker 1: Thank you to the patrons. And also I guess this

1275
00:56:11,840 --> 00:56:14,279
Speaker 1: isn't will there be an episode.

1276
00:56:13,960 --> 00:56:16,960
Speaker 3: After No, the next episode will be in the new year,

1277
00:56:18,520 --> 00:56:20,640
Speaker 3: So before the New year. I always just want to

1278
00:56:20,640 --> 00:56:24,799
Speaker 3: say one Merry Christmas. This episode goes up on Christmas Eve.

1279
00:56:24,920 --> 00:56:27,359
Speaker 3: I hope you get to be with people you love.

1280
00:56:27,480 --> 00:56:29,439
Speaker 3: I know sometimes it's gonna be a very lonely time

1281
00:56:29,480 --> 00:56:32,600
Speaker 3: for some people, whether it be lack of family, lack

1282
00:56:32,640 --> 00:56:33,200
Speaker 3: of friends.

1283
00:56:33,360 --> 00:56:34,040
Speaker 2: Just know that.

1284
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:37,160
Speaker 1: You're pointing to herself.

1285
00:56:37,160 --> 00:56:40,799
Speaker 3: But like you act like like a bomb nuke your

1286
00:56:40,800 --> 00:56:43,799
Speaker 3: whole family, Like you still have your whole family left.

1287
00:56:44,560 --> 00:56:46,520
Speaker 4: Nuke coming soon. Let's just say that.

1288
00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:53,560
Speaker 3: No, but really, if you are solo this Christmas, I

1289
00:56:53,600 --> 00:56:57,160
Speaker 3: hope that this episode yeah kept you company. We're sending

1290
00:56:57,160 --> 00:57:00,799
Speaker 3: our love to you. Merry Christmas, Happy Hollow Days.

1291
00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:03,280
Speaker 2: Twas the night before Christmas.

1292
00:57:06,760 --> 00:57:09,359
Speaker 3: And also thank you guys so much for the love

1293
00:57:09,400 --> 00:57:11,919
Speaker 3: and support on the podcast this year. It honestly has

1294
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:16,600
Speaker 3: been like astronomical walking. It's been so awesome watching like

1295
00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:19,360
Speaker 3: a community be built out and like watching you guys

1296
00:57:19,720 --> 00:57:23,240
Speaker 3: not only find each other, but like sending us support

1297
00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:25,640
Speaker 3: and like loving us and like what we do and

1298
00:57:25,680 --> 00:57:26,680
Speaker 3: giving us a platform.

1299
00:57:26,920 --> 00:57:28,240
Speaker 2: I just want to attention.

1300
00:57:28,760 --> 00:57:32,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, reiterate that without your attention, we would die. So

1301
00:57:32,960 --> 00:57:35,000
Speaker 3: just think about that before you decide to like maybe

1302
00:57:35,040 --> 00:57:37,880
Speaker 3: stop keeping up with us that you've already built up.

1303
00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:40,120
Speaker 3: Oh no, we've fationed in our brain and we will

1304
00:57:40,160 --> 00:57:43,360
Speaker 3: like we will disappear, but like in a very gnarly.

1305
00:57:43,080 --> 00:57:47,200
Speaker 2: Way, they can't. They can't leave, like we've like we've

1306
00:57:47,960 --> 00:57:50,960
Speaker 2: plowed deep into these people's brains, Like y'all, y'all do

1307
00:57:51,120 --> 00:57:55,440
Speaker 2: realize that, like the withdrawals from emergency intercom are like

1308
00:57:56,400 --> 00:57:59,880
Speaker 2: and next to none, Like it's like withdrawing from ben

1309
00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:02,160
Speaker 2: z diazepines, like you will have a seizure.

1310
00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:02,960
Speaker 1: So just like be.

1311
00:58:03,200 --> 00:58:05,640
Speaker 3: Things like any other normal people knows what the fuck

1312
00:58:05,680 --> 00:58:06,760
Speaker 3: that is, Like I don't know what the.

1313
00:58:06,680 --> 00:58:09,160
Speaker 4: Fuck there's some people out there that is.

1314
00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:11,520
Speaker 1: But yeah, thank you guys so much.

1315
00:58:11,640 --> 00:58:15,520
Speaker 3: Setting on my love, have a safe night, Hug your

1316
00:58:15,520 --> 00:58:18,400
Speaker 3: loved ones if you have them, because I guess we

1317
00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:18,760
Speaker 3: all know.

1318
00:58:20,240 --> 00:58:21,120
Speaker 1: Doesn't anymore.

1319
00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:23,439
Speaker 4: It's really rough.

1320
00:58:24,920 --> 00:58:26,960
Speaker 3: I wanted to get that out before you made the

1321
00:58:27,040 --> 00:58:28,960
Speaker 3: joke because I know your ass is just gonna like

1322
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:29,400
Speaker 3: say it.

1323
00:58:30,400 --> 00:58:37,080
Speaker 2: But yeah, yeah, Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and happy New

1324
00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:40,000
Speaker 2: Year and a happy new.

1325
00:58:41,840 --> 00:58:43,680
Speaker 1: Okay, let's get into the media.

1326
00:58:44,960 --> 00:58:53,160
Speaker 2: Okay, media. So I watched Grizzly Man. My media of

1327
00:58:53,240 --> 00:58:57,840
Speaker 2: the week is Grizzly Man. Uh. I don't take back

1328
00:58:57,880 --> 00:59:00,400
Speaker 2: what I said. I still think Grizzly bears and bears

1329
00:59:00,440 --> 00:59:03,840
Speaker 2: in general would love me and I would have like

1330
00:59:03,840 --> 00:59:07,920
Speaker 2: a really deep connection with him and I could change them. However,

1331
00:59:07,960 --> 00:59:11,520
Speaker 2: watching Grizzly Man was a rude awakening, and that was

1332
00:59:11,560 --> 00:59:17,360
Speaker 2: a very sad but kind of hilarious documentary. Like the

1333
00:59:17,360 --> 00:59:20,800
Speaker 2: people in it were like actually monsters, like all.

1334
00:59:21,080 --> 00:59:24,880
Speaker 3: I want to fuck the man with the mustache, the

1335
00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:27,320
Speaker 3: like quiet man. Drew kept being like, if you watch

1336
00:59:27,360 --> 00:59:28,600
Speaker 3: the movie, you'll know who I'm talking about.

1337
00:59:28,720 --> 00:59:29,920
Speaker 1: But Drew kept being like, that's me.

1338
00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:32,520
Speaker 3: As if Drew could ever stand on screen and be

1339
00:59:32,720 --> 00:59:37,040
Speaker 3: silent and mysterious for like more than three seconds.

1340
00:59:36,680 --> 00:59:37,120
Speaker 4: I could.

1341
00:59:37,480 --> 00:59:39,480
Speaker 2: You don't, like, put a camera in front of me,

1342
00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:44,080
Speaker 2: and I could, And there's one right now, and just

1343
00:59:44,120 --> 00:59:44,720
Speaker 2: say scene.

1344
00:59:44,840 --> 00:59:45,720
Speaker 1: Am I not recording?

1345
00:59:46,440 --> 00:59:47,400
Speaker 2: Just say scene.

1346
00:59:48,760 --> 00:59:53,959
Speaker 1: Scene? He's like, you can't even keep your mouth still.

1347
00:59:55,920 --> 00:59:58,240
Speaker 1: He aw No, he wasn't doing that.

1348
00:59:58,680 --> 01:00:01,800
Speaker 3: It's such a like anyways, Yeah, I want to have

1349
01:00:01,840 --> 01:00:02,400
Speaker 3: sex with him.

1350
01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:08,320
Speaker 2: But it was a good movie, No, it was. It

1351
01:00:08,360 --> 01:00:13,880
Speaker 2: was a great great uh en scene. There's me being stoic. No,

1352
01:00:14,040 --> 01:00:17,520
Speaker 2: it was a fan fucking pastic documentary. Elsie has been

1353
01:00:17,520 --> 01:00:19,280
Speaker 2: telling me to watch it ever since I said the

1354
01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:22,920
Speaker 2: joke on the podcast. Didn't know exist, didn't know it existed,

1355
01:00:23,280 --> 01:00:27,280
Speaker 2: But now that I do, it has changed the trajectory

1356
01:00:27,360 --> 01:00:31,160
Speaker 2: of my life forever. I loved that movie. It was fantastic.

1357
01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:35,560
Speaker 2: Check it out. Grizzly Man, I do relate to him

1358
01:00:35,600 --> 01:00:38,240
Speaker 2: a little bit. I don't think I could live with

1359
01:00:38,280 --> 01:00:39,400
Speaker 2: Bears for thirteen years.

1360
01:00:39,560 --> 01:00:41,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you could be that fucking delusion.

1361
01:00:41,600 --> 01:00:45,080
Speaker 2: Although yeah, there's something to keep. There's something about him

1362
01:00:45,120 --> 01:00:47,600
Speaker 2: that if I never discovered the Internet, like, that's who

1363
01:00:47,600 --> 01:00:50,760
Speaker 2: I would be, Absolutely who I would be. And then

1364
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:55,680
Speaker 2: my music is I found a bunch of new songs.

1365
01:00:55,680 --> 01:00:59,160
Speaker 2: Looking for day Dreams by Holger. I don't know how

1366
01:00:59,200 --> 01:01:03,840
Speaker 2: to say their last Night and where is it? Where

1367
01:01:03,880 --> 01:01:04,000
Speaker 2: is it?

1368
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:04,440
Speaker 4: Where is it?

1369
01:01:05,640 --> 01:01:06,040
Speaker 5: Uh?

1370
01:01:06,120 --> 01:01:08,720
Speaker 2: Priv In by Merlow And then and He's gonna be

1371
01:01:08,720 --> 01:01:11,200
Speaker 2: pissed that I'm saying this, but I'm gonna say it.

1372
01:01:12,880 --> 01:01:15,120
Speaker 2: Driving on Nine by the Breeders. Oh, I don't care,

1373
01:01:15,600 --> 01:01:18,880
Speaker 2: because and you showed me that song the other day

1374
01:01:19,120 --> 01:01:21,000
Speaker 2: coming home from the Little Floor event after jay Z

1375
01:01:21,120 --> 01:01:22,080
Speaker 2: tried to buy a podcast.

1376
01:01:22,560 --> 01:01:23,960
Speaker 1: I don't think I even played it that day, but

1377
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:25,200
Speaker 1: I was playing it, you did.

1378
01:01:25,040 --> 01:01:26,840
Speaker 2: Because I record it right when we were going through

1379
01:01:26,880 --> 01:01:27,320
Speaker 2: the tunnel.

1380
01:01:27,640 --> 01:01:32,000
Speaker 1: That is what was playing. Oh, I'm not pissed. The

1381
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:34,120
Speaker 1: Breeders are really good, Shane.

1382
01:01:34,320 --> 01:01:36,640
Speaker 2: I'm basically a Breeders fan. I listened to the readers

1383
01:01:36,640 --> 01:01:39,280
Speaker 2: for forty five minutes today and like, I'm basically like

1384
01:01:39,280 --> 01:01:40,000
Speaker 2: a fan of theirs.

1385
01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:41,880
Speaker 1: That's okay, that's good that you think that.

1386
01:01:42,280 --> 01:01:46,800
Speaker 3: Shane by Liz fair On by Ray Haakami and especially

1387
01:01:46,800 --> 01:01:53,680
Speaker 3: for You by Manchild and Aeroplane Reprize.

1388
01:01:52,480 --> 01:01:55,840
Speaker 1: And that is my media of the week. Be Safe,

1389
01:01:55,920 --> 01:01:56,760
Speaker 1: be Sleigh.

1390
01:01:56,920 --> 01:02:00,880
Speaker 2: Wait is that the version that we were listening to

1391
01:02:00,920 --> 01:02:03,600
Speaker 2: in the car. Yeah, so fucking good.

1392
01:02:04,280 --> 01:02:11,280
Speaker 5: All right, goodbye, love y'all, Be safe, Happy holidays, Love yourself,

1393
01:02:11,880 --> 01:02:16,760
Speaker 5: Love yourself, party, party, love yourself.

1394
01:02:16,760 --> 01:02:17,680
Speaker 1: Yourself because you feel like

1395
01:02:41,880 --> 01:02:42,320
Speaker 3: Mm hmmm,