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Speaker 1: Bert.

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Speaker 2: You just you mentioned special where when this episode I

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Speaker 2: think comes out. I believe Lucky will be out on Netflix.

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Speaker 2: How proud of it are you? What was the process

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Speaker 2: of making I love it.

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Speaker 3: I'm really proud of It's probably think it's my best work.

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Speaker 3: It's really fun. It's front loaded, joke heavy. I mean,

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Speaker 3: at four minutes, I'm looking at it, going, God, I'm

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Speaker 3: only four minutes in and I'm met, like my favorite

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Speaker 3: joke in the special.

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Speaker 1: It's great.

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Speaker 3: I love it. You know, it's like my sixth I

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Speaker 3: think so. I think I'm getting better and better. My

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Speaker 3: only regret is I didn't include the shack joke. My

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Speaker 3: dad didn't let me my dad. My dad was at

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Speaker 3: the taping and he pulled me aside. He goes, I'm

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Speaker 3: not comfortable with that joke.

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Speaker 4: What was the shock joke? Is you gotta tell it here?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Go ahead, tell it, go ahead.

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Speaker 4: We'll be on Netflix, It'll be on YouTube.

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Speaker 3: It was when we were doing the podcast and I

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Speaker 3: had a joke about my daughter, uh saying, why do

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Speaker 3: they use dogs for canine units? They should use gorillas?

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Speaker 3: And I go, I'm telling this my buddy. I won't

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Speaker 3: tell you his name, but it rhymes a Shack, and

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Speaker 3: he said, Bert, he goes, burn when I go to

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Speaker 3: the zoo, what animal do you think responds to me

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Speaker 3: the most? I said, uh, lemurs. He goes, it's gorillas.

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Speaker 3: Do you know why it's gorillas? And the best is

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Speaker 3: I'd look, I'd tell the joke, but I look up.

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Speaker 3: I go, I have a couple of guesses, and he goes,

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Speaker 3: they think I'm trying to take their women. Burt, I

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Speaker 3: can help, and then I do an impression of Shack

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Speaker 3: getting the gorilla out of the It was it was great.

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Speaker 3: But my dad saw it and he was like, I'm

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Speaker 3: not comfortable with that. And I said, Dad, Shack's cool

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Speaker 3: with it, and he goes, yeah, I don't give a

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Speaker 3: Shack school with it. He goes, I'm not cool with it.

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Speaker 3: You're my son, and I still live around black people.

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Speaker 3: You can't have you saying that. But does he know

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Speaker 3: what time of the year it is?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Oh, he does not know what season it is?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Uh, Burt, I'm curious. As a comedian, Uh, is it

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Speaker 5: ever okay to recycle a joke? If you say a

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Speaker 5: joke in Tampa and that just in the crowd goes crazy,

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Speaker 5: do you keep using that joke.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I do.

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Speaker 3: That's how you get ready for a specially you find

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Speaker 3: out the good ones. Here's the deal. I go back

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Speaker 3: to old, old jokes and try to tell them now

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Speaker 3: because I'm better. So like I can tell jokes that

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Speaker 3: I could never. Like, I had a joke about a

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Speaker 3: lot when I first wrote. It was about I'm not homophobic.

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Speaker 3: I'm a homochondriac. Like I don't care if you're gay.

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Speaker 3: I'm just afraid you're gonna make me gay and.

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Speaker 2: A dog whisperer, just like Andrea, like a hypochondriac.

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Speaker 3: Say it again, I'm not a homophobic, I'm a homochondriac.

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Speaker 3: I'm afraid I'll get gay, and I like it. Leamne

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Speaker 3: bought me these booty shorts. Then, uh, like, I don't

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Speaker 3: wear underwear and so but when I wear sweatpants, you

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Speaker 3: can see a meat print in them. So she got

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Speaker 3: me these booty shorts and they're they're like they got

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Speaker 3: like a hole right here that you put your junk

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Speaker 3: out of, and then there's a pouch that holds you junk.

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Speaker 3: And I liked them. And then she walked I was

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Speaker 3: walking around the house and she goes, I think those

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Speaker 3: are for gay men, And I was like, really, she

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Speaker 3: goes they're not for straight men. I don't think any

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Speaker 3: woman would be attracted to that, but I can't stop

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Speaker 3: wearing them.

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Speaker 4: I love so threw a hole in a pouch, that's

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Speaker 4: what you said.

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Speaker 5: No, it's a hole the thing. Okay, yeah, not that

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Speaker 5: I know. I'm Charles and he got them from a

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Speaker 5: place called Bulldogs in Atlanta.

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Speaker 4: From Bulldogs in Atlanta, Jack unrelated. How much weight do

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Speaker 4: you think Bert can bench?

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Speaker 1: Oh? She got short arms. I'm gonna go with two seventy.

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Speaker 4: Five, Bert, Bert, what did you hit at a super

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Speaker 4: Bowl week?

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Speaker 1: Three twenty five pounds? Right? Don't count? He got short arms.

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Speaker 4: I mean it's still count.

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Speaker 5: It doesn't because see short arm guys, y'all just go

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Speaker 5: like that and it's boom bamp.

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Speaker 1: That's long arm guys. They gotta go all.

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Speaker 4: So three twenty five to Bert is how much in

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Speaker 4: long arm weight?

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Speaker 1: Probably about three twenty five? Same thing? Are we talking?

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Speaker 4: What you just said? It doesn't count. It's easier and then.

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Speaker 1: Bert strong, but he's not that strong. That's what I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to say.

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Speaker 4: Wow, Bert, Sorry, Bert.

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Speaker 1: I can do three.

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Speaker 5: Just a struggle for me, but three twenty five of

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Speaker 5: him is easy because like him, Shane can't eat miles.

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Speaker 1: All you gotta do is go like this and go

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Speaker 1: boom boom.

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Speaker 4: I appreciate you not calling me short.

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Speaker 1: That was nice. I got long arms.

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Speaker 4: You don't have arms, so Bert, no one has long

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Speaker 4: arms compared to you.

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Speaker 1: Point so you short arm guys is so.

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Speaker 4: The entire world is short armed guys.

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Speaker 5: Not the same I used to I used to hate

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Speaker 5: the guys in my high school in the two twenty

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Speaker 5: five club. They had to shirts. I said, two twenty five,

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Speaker 5: the little short arm mother, what were you mentioned in

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Speaker 5: high school? One thirty five struggling? It was like no,

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Speaker 5: you know, because I had long arms. I had to

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Speaker 5: come all the way down and I had coaches like, oh,

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Speaker 5: you gotta let it hit the chests, so the king

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Speaker 5: and once you get there, I'd be like, everybody'd be laughing.

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Speaker 5: Then the short guys like Joe, Joe Cavaler and all

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Speaker 5: them up just go due. And they was walking around

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Speaker 5: their little two twenty five shirts.

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Speaker 2: I love how you can hold onto a story. I

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Speaker 2: hate you three years and still hate people. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 5: I hate like I'll be in the gym, and I'll

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Speaker 5: be watching you short. I'm like to short arm out

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Speaker 5: of there. Don't count little arm, little dinosaur arm.

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Speaker 1: Six too and under?

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Speaker 4: So if you're six two years short?

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